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 No.43520

The weather is much better now. How are things going for you cunts? Something else to hit that hundred character limit

Old >>42987

 No.43521

Huh, I might have jumped the gun a smidge too early on this one but who gives a fug


 No.43522

some cunt stole my garbage bin, what do I do?


 No.43525

>>43522

steal someone elses


 No.43527

>try to ignore the fact my sister is studying social sciences at school

>over hear her talking about how difficult and tough her work is, mentions (((critical theory))) as the example.

>critical theory is literally Marxism

>Shes paying to be brainwashed

>The fact this is taught at a university gives it legitimacy to her and anyone who disagrees is only an uneducated idiot.

>Once she's done with this degree she can never go back as that would mean admitting to herself that she wasted her time and money being lied to

>my family is dead to me

I really hope she never gets a job

Who

>no family that you can related to

Here


 No.43528

>>43522

You should call up your local council and let them know. Actually, I'm fairly sure this is about all you can do.


 No.43529

>>43528

>not stealing someone else's bin

>not stealing all the bins


 No.43530

>>43529

>getting caught because the front and back of my house are become a giant spiraling garbage bin maze/tower combination

shiggy diggy bitch I don't have that much space


 No.43531

>>43530

>not putting a bin in every room so you don't have to walk around your house


 No.43533

>>43531

I'm assuming that other cunt meant his council issued rollie bin, in which case you can get fucked because those things always smell a little rank regardless whether something is in it


 No.43535

>>43533

>not having a house that smells like rollie bins


 No.43536

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 No.43537

Who depressed here?

I'm constantly looking for something to get a dopamine hit or whatever other chemicals I can get. Like I'll fap for awhile (don't really time myself tbh) then when I cum I feel like shit. I immediately go looking for food but there usually isn't any food that can get me high. Like I can eat some dark chocolate and it's good but it's not a solution as I can't eat junk food all day without getting very sick.

So I just feel like shit with no way of experiencing any kind of happiness or pleasure. Unless I find some dank as fuck memes or a new song to listen to but it's never enough I'm always trying to get some easy pleasure like a drug addict and chase muh depressions away.

.


 No.43538

>>43537

Why don't you go the extra mile and turn to actual drugs? Pot works great for this, for some. I'd wager most.


 No.43539

>>43522

if it gets stolen too many times council will charge YOU a lot of money to replace it

we had our last bin stolen by some fucking cunt in our street after getting an anonymous letter in the post saying "we dont like the fact you leave your bin out on the side of the street for a day or two after the bin man comes"

then next day bins were gone lol


 No.43542

>>43527

Get educated shit lord

>>43539

Would have been people next door or across the road


 No.43543

>>43537

exercise


 No.43544

>>43542

yeah prob old cunt across the road, got nothing better to do than watch everyone in the street

he has a large rose bush he takes care of daily, always thought putting motor oil in a super soaker or something and spraying it all over his flowers would be a good idea


 No.43545

>>43537

Same here

I come up with long lists of things to do just to distract myself, but nothing ever really works


 No.43546

>>43539

It's not that hard to bring your bin in the day it's emptied you lazy cunt


 No.43547

>>43537

Lift and smoke weed, I don't give a shit for your excuses. You are responsible for how you feel and aside from a legitimate physical/mental reason for feeling like shit you have no excuse to feel like crap all the time.


 No.43548

>>43546

it was when i was out at work all night faggot, come home and bins were all gone…. what good does stealing someones bins do

should of just dumped all my rubbish on the old cunts lawn then


 No.43549

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>>43544

Shit in his flowers


 No.43550

>>43537

this is my life


 No.43551

>>43549

they'd probably grow better


 No.43552

>>43551

I mean shit a torrent.

A torrent so large that it drowns out all naturals beings in that area.


 No.43553

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I had enough good boy points in the bank for some tasty tendies


 No.43554

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>talking to a mate on facebook

>he says he's thinking of moving to melb in a few months and is after housemates, asks if I'm keen

>say fuck yeah, it's fucking shit up in Townsville

>been here going on 5 years and know no one but my family and housemates

>I'll try to secure work down there first

I might be doing it m8s. No more heat, glorious. I most likely won't be able to get a job there, any of you neets live there and pay rent? How much is it roughly a week there? Would a neet be able to survive living there on Newstart?


 No.43555

>>43553

I've tried those and they taste weird, it's fake chicken m9. Why not get some chicken breast from the deli and make your own tendies?

You just need chicken, an egg, flour and panko/any breadcrumbs.


 No.43556

>>43554

$480 a month 15 mins from the city, its share accom but I have complete freedom and fucking amazing internet. Do it


 No.43557

>>43554

Just remember to check your NEET privilege first


 No.43558


 No.43561

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>>43555

Cause I'm a fat lazy nigger with AIDS


 No.43562

>>43561

Even fat lazy niggers with aids can make their own tendies m8, it's fucking simple.


 No.43563

>>43544

salt a penis shape on his lawn


 No.43565

>>43548

Rape his wife


 No.43566

>>43565

on the lawn


 No.43567

>>43566

Rape her in the bin on the lawn


 No.43568

well the 13 year olds are back fagging up the thread


 No.43569

>>43544

>>43563

>>43565

>>43566

>>43567

Rape her on the lawn then kill her, afterwards salt the lawn around her limp body while motor oiling the rosebush just above where she died as a symbolic gesture.


 No.43570

>>43568

rape this guy too


 No.43571

>>43568

I don't think they're 13, I think they're actually genuine adults who have the emotional intelligence of children. They'll never have successful relationships with people or become capable of even learning to drive. They're forever stunted by not having a father figure growing up to teach them how to be a man.


 No.43572

>>43571

Speaking the truth


 No.43573

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 No.43574

>>43571

I guess they're in the right place then


 No.43575

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>>43571

I don't get it didn't you just describe all the people (including yourself) who usually frequent these threads?


 No.43576

>>43574

>implying most neets ITT can't drive or haven't had relationships


 No.43577

>>43576

Shit maybe I'm too pathetic for the NEET general after all


 No.43578

>>43575

No, cunt. You don't get it because you're one of dumb cunts I was talking about. Did you seriously create that macro from the last thread? You need a bullet. There's quite a few of us that drive and have been in relationships in the past.


 No.43579

>>43578

Lel m8 I bet you are one of the vegan cunts. Gas yourself.


 No.43580

>>43571

Jealous because you lost your sense of humor


 No.43581


 No.43582

>>43581

wars are for norms


 No.43583

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

have some Nujabes guys, whack some headphones in and fuckin chill out.

most beautiful shit you'll ever hear in your life


 No.43584

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>>43578

doesn't bother me m8 that's why I blurred my pics. I was just bored and trying to show that life ain't all that bad. You can get out there and do whatever the fuck you want even if you do it alone

oh well


 No.43585

fuck, when did it get so hostile here

make up or no more aussie neet movies


 No.43586

>>43585

It's too late for that, everyone gonna meet in Alice springs next week for a showdown


 No.43587

>>43585

the youtube guy got the dumb kids to go here


 No.43588

>>43587

the aussie neet is the only reason i'm sticking around tbh. the influx of cockheads being rude to each other isn't really in the neet spirit.

there's plenty of boards to go and be a faggot on, we didn't really need it all spilling out here


 No.43589

>>43582

No, the masses are against war.


 No.43590

>>43589

Yeah but it almost rhymed


 No.43592

>>43589

yeah, normies hate war, i'm a neet and love war, except i want to fight as part of the Neet Army under Trump.


 No.43593

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>43592

was listing to this at the gym today, imaging i'm a solider in the neet army


 No.43594

anyone called Jacques from W.A ITT?


 No.43597

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 No.43598

>>43597

the fuck u on about?


 No.43600

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.43601

>>43600

what the fuck is this


 No.43602

>>43600

Get that vlogshit outta here


 No.43603

>>43600

fuck off to your own board fatty


 No.43604

>>43527

All those poor souls who fell for the "University is for smart people" meme.


 No.43605

>>43537

>starting to hit the gym

>got part-time job

Feelsgood here


 No.43606

>>43605

>got part-time job

Read the OP wagie


 No.43607

>>43537

I know that I suffer from it but im happy most days till every once in a while I'll be on suicide watch for a week or so

I've tried getting help countless times but every time I try I end up getting some lefty fuckwit so I dont bother any more and just accept it


 No.43609

>>43537

I am just bored.


 No.43610

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>>43607

Buy a goon bag, always cheers me up


 No.43614

>>43610

don't fall victim to the alcoholic jew


 No.43615

>>43614

But the people drinking beer in the commercials are young, fit and full of life.


 No.43616

>>43615

And you're not, so you shouldn't drink it


 No.43618

>>43610

how fast do you drink it?


 No.43619

>>43618

i stopped drinking 4 or 5 months ago but i could smash 3/4 bag of fruity lexia in a night…. sometimes full goon bag , 4 or 5 litres

it fucks you up and is cheap but fuck it makes you fat, its nothing but fucking garbage for your body

i used to work for McWilliams winery in sydney and its basically all the white wine slops they cant bottle stored in a huge tank until theres enough to mix with some chemicals to get the taste right and cask it and sell it off for 1 buck each to some bottle o's around the country


 No.43620

>>43619

If they didn't tax the fuck out of the better stuff I wouldn't drink it, even boongs would drink the better stuff


 No.43621

just finished watching the 50gb version of Neverending Story you cucks

none of you will ever be as cool as Atreyu


 No.43622

>>43620

large politicans own wineries and have stocks in wineries, thats why all other alcohol is taxed by alcohol % and volume.

wine is exempt from these taxes. wonder why heh


 No.43623

>>43621

I just finished the first season of survivor, it was good


 No.43624

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I just got halfway through My reminiscences of East Africa by General Paul von Lettow-Vorbeck, it's pretty good.


 No.43626

I highly recommend you neets watch Tokyo Magnitude 8.0

fucking hell it's like one really long drawn out incredibly sad anime. Only goes for 10 episodes or so, each episode got better and better.

fuck brought tears to my eyes.

that's definitely up there with bebop and champloo on scale of how much I enjoyed it.

Attack on Titan was kinda gay as fuck


 No.43628

>>43621

>none of you will ever be as cool as Atreyu

Well yeah, but at least I never lost a horse in a swamp.

. . . .ARTAX! No, don't give up!


 No.43630

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anyone a fan of the kachou?


 No.43632

>>43626

>Attack on Titan was kinda gay as fuck

Did you watch it all m80?


 No.43633

>>43583

I like this.


 No.43634

>>43633

Nujabes did the soundtrack to Samurai Champloo, man the music is just fuckin good.

if you check him out on youtube there's some amazing shit he made, but he is dead now, killed on his way to work in Shibuya a few years back

the entire Samurai Champloo anime music was from him and Fat Jon an american nigger


 No.43635

>>43632

I struggled to get through it thinking 'why the fuck am i bothereing'

it got OK I guess with the female big thingy, but meh… overall Attack on Titan was average as fuck and didnt hold my interest throughout the series at all


 No.43636

>>43635

Agreed, I don't know why it's recommended so much.


 No.43637

>>43634

>but he is dead now, killed on his way to work in Shibuya a few years back

wow ;_;


 No.43638

I'm up to the 2nd day on my three day no fap m8s. I gotta stay away from /b/ and porn in general.


 No.43639

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

amazing shit really


 No.43640

Fresh Meat S04E05 720p HDTV x264-TLA New!


 No.43641

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!!!ATTENTION!!!

Any neets want to buy rural land to live on?

There are lands for $100,000 with large square meters. I just had a quick look and found an example: http://www.realestate.com.au/property-residential+land-tas-campania-201400482

Now commonly a 10% deposit is acceptable which means $10,000. I personally have $2500 in saving and could get a little more, I suppose. If we could get a few neets to each contribute a couple thousand we could get this.

Repayments on a 100k loan are very very small. Especially when it's split between multiple people. I mean you could be paying $50 a fortnight.

Now the main problem I see is us being too autistic to organize anything but it is possible!!!

Personally I want to become self sufficient from the system. Once the place is payed off we can stop attending our job search and just live on what we farm tbh. Or if society collapses before then we won't even be obligated to pay it off.


 No.43642

>>43641

it's a good idea but after buying a house with a bipolar crazy whore I wouldn't buy anything with anyone else again unless I was prepared to just walk away from it like I did the first time.

plus you have cunts that just stop paying, act like fuckheads, start putting up Vegan posters,

I would wanna turn a bit of it into a slaughter house and meat farm

I suppose you could pay off the 100k and then have a bunch of NEETs all move in with their caravans


 No.43643

>>43641

>Living with neets from 8chan and expecting everyone to maintain their end of the bargain

topkek


 No.43644

>>43642

> start putting up Vegan posters,

>I would wanna turn a bit of it into a slaughter house and meat farm

But I am vegan though ;)

I wouldn't want to buy a cattle ranch tbh. Rather somewhere with some flat lands I can farm but also with some native plants and animals.

Not a giant paddock.

I'll probably just find a way to do it myself though I just need the deposit which isn't impossible to get.


 No.43645

>>43641

Won't work because no bank is going to give you a loan to buy property down there if you don't have a job let alone a deposit. You need to be able to buy in for the full amount and have money left over for shit like rates.


 No.43646

>>43645

>Not getting daddy to back up the loan

Basically you pay for it but say if anything fucks up someone who actually works (dad) is liable and that is signed into contract.

That's what I'm betting on because I know you're right they probably wouldn't give me a loan even though neetbux is enough to cover the low repayments.


 No.43647

>>43646

sure, but what boomer is going to go guarantor on a loan in a place where real estate values are going down the shitter? none, not even the aussie neet's father would do that.

the only way to do this is to buy in full, and the only way i can get that money is getting that shiny jew metal. i made a tassie vid on my old channel, maybe i should make a new one.


 No.43648

>>43646

kek you're delusional m8


 No.43651


 No.43652

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sup neets

my carbon fibre slim wallet just arrived to replace my worn out leather overpriced billabong one that looks as loose as a 50 year old aussies vagina

now i'm just waiting on my Super Soaker to arrive from eBay and i'm all set for my big whoring adventure

this wallet is nice as fuck


 No.43653

>>43652

hows it compare to the leather?


 No.43654

>>43653

>>43653

it is leather, made in australia… look here

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/NEW-EGNT-CARBON-BIFOLD-WALLET-LUXURY-GENUINE-LEATHER-SLIM-MENS-CARD-HOLDER-PURSE-/291505107200?hash=item43df0ef100:g:GTMAAOSwo6lWGmbY

only possible problem is no coin pouch thing on it but i fucking hate carrying a shit load of coins so maybe its a good thing and it doesnt bulge in my pocket at all


 No.43655

>>43653

sorry maybe not carbon fibre… maybe its carbon look? fuck knows

anyway looks pretty rad


 No.43656

>>43655

looks light weight

i dont even carry notes let alone coins these days, i prob should pay cash though


 No.43657

was extremely bored and some wallet cunt on youtube popped up the other night and im like, thats a bit gay… its just a wallet

then started googling wallets, i think i just buy shit cause im bored


 No.43658

>>43657

i'm still using a leather (i think) jag wallet my last girlfriend bought me about 6-7 years ago, considering it is made in china, it still looks pretty good, all stitching is in place, no tears etc. I looked inside just then and was surprised to find it was actually chinese made.


 No.43659

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>>43658

my mum bought me a new Billabong 50 dollar leather wallet for xmas it had a big metal circular billabong logo in the middle of it that fell out within a week and the leather is floppy and fucked

also made in Chink land

whatever happened to the good brands when I was a kid.. like Mambo is now sold for 2 dollars per shirt at Big W and is now a povo brand… Billabong has all gone to china and is also shit… I guess the other ones were like Kuta Line but you never hear from them cunts anymore

Rip Curl and shit all pretty much gone, Quiksilver? dunno


 No.43660

I was seeing this crazy bitch I met on like Oasis Active a few years back she bought me an Oroton wallet im like… wtf is oroton some cheap shit brand

apparently its some posh joint, she was bipolar but the sex was amazing… but wasnt good for my mental health seeing her

used to bang her in the ass in the shower cause she liked being roughed up but I found it all a bit… off putting… she was probably abused as a kid or something i'm not sure

always talked about wanting to be DP'd and shit but I was definitely not into that


 No.43661

>>43660

I met a couple girls off oasis active too, one turned into a girlfriend for a small while. Same girl also liked anal, but I've never been a fan of it and I felt pressured to do it, ended up doing it on occasion for the simple fact that I thought if I don't fuck her in the ass, she will find someone who will do it. The whore use to get off from it within a couple minutes, and she was mentally unwell as well. Great sex though, use to have a huge clit as well.

I don't get the appeal of anal - firstly, they shit from there, secondly, I hate wearing condoms but I sure as fuck am not sticking my cock up a woman's ass without one on. Last, I never got the tighter thing, sure, it feels a bit different, but cunt feels better.


 No.43662

>>43661

>Wont go glorious bare-back in her shitter

fag


 No.43663

>>43661

yeah not that i've bothered for a few years but I mean one thing a NEET has is they can generally sit for hours every day and put in the ground work to win the damaged goods over.

I dunno about now with tinder and all the other bullshit that's around. if a fatty wants to get fucked I guess they can be more choosy


 No.43664

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>>43660

I've got a Oroten wallet too m8, pic related. Had it for about 2 years. It cost $80 or something, good wallet. The only thing that's gone wrong with it is the seams in the bottom 2 card pockets have fucked up, but just rearranging my cards into different pockets works fine.


 No.43665

>>43662

right, i'm a fag because i don't want shit down my cock hole? sounds like your mum pegged you a few too many times, faggot.


 No.43666

>>43662

How would he be gay for doing what gay people have to do?


 No.43667

>>43666

I meant for not doing.


 No.43668

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>>43665

this anon speaks the truth. I did it a few times and ended up with a cock that looked like a Hoyts Choc Top

it's not exactly like you see in porn films. them bitches dont eat for 48 hours and have enemas multiple times.

that being said, I did go ass to mouth with the crazy bitch when we were drunk one time. I guess I know why she was always getting UTI's


 No.43669

>>43668

I saw an amateur webcam vid of a couple eating pizza and he was like "I'm going to fuck you in the ass after this" and she just said she hadn't taken a shit that day so it could get messy.


 No.43670

>>43669

may as well get the girl to take a huge shit in her hand and give you a handjob. same same.


 No.43671

>>43659

Billabong was always shitty chinese made overpriced crap, they got big because of the fashion trend's that popped up 15 years ago (as I remember) but i'm pretty sure sheep are buying something else these days


 No.43672

>>43670

Haha, I just googled oasis active. Never heard of it, maybe I could find some strange


 No.43673

>>43665

3D girls are all gross anyway, shit is hardly a big step


 No.43674

>>43671

billabong lost it's popularity because all the kids who wore it in the 80s and 90s are now old gen x'ers and their kids don't want to be seen dead wearing the same shit as their oldfag parents.


 No.43675

>>43674

i used to have a Mambo tshirt that in the 90s was like 40 bucks a shirt with a dead dog on it and other dead dogs hanging off its balls

now they sell shit in kmart and big w, kek

I guess Reg Mombassa probably got a huge payout to give it to them cunts


 No.43676

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>>43659

In case you missed it


 No.43677

>>43675

tbh i use wear ocean & earth, not the mambo, quiksilver, billabong.

not even sure if ocean and earth still exist, might have to google.. hmm, still around, but i wonder if all this shit is now made in china


 No.43678

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>>43677

i got an Ocean and Earth bodyboard in my shed m8

pic unrelated, but you couldnt wear this out of the house these days


 No.43679

>>43677

I just wear whatever shit I find in kmart or bigw that'll fit me


 No.43680

>>43679

i usually go get the cheapest tops from kmart - $3-$5, they last me a year, but i wear em 4-5 times before washing now.


 No.43681

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

new aussie neet vid and he fuckin nails it.

all these losers saying gender is fluid is fucking sickening. Q and A triggers me just reading about it online.


 No.43682

>>43661

It's worse when they don't clean out the bumhole

My ex made me do that and halfway through I pulled out to make sure the rubber was doing it's job and the smell and sight of shit made me vomit on her back.


 No.43683

>>43682

yeah for everyone that says "well anal is much tighter" wouldnt have a problem if they werent banging sluts with gaping massive grand canyon sized cunts that have popped out multiple devil spawns


 No.43684

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>>43683

They like the poo poo pee pee instead I think.


 No.43685

>>43681

Nice self advertisement aussie neet


 No.43686

>>43681

I get that same gut feeling, some people I know are fucking weak willed wanks that deserve to be smashed. Even a lot of the "masculine" guys are just juiced up fuckheads that do nothing but wank off to their own reflection while being the dumbest cunts alive and popping any pill you put in front of them. Where did the real masculinity go? Where is the hard working spirit with the respectability and sensibilities of a civilised man? Where is the unyielding assertiveness towards progress? Women whine about toxic masculinity but its actually this feminist thought policing that killed real men. My brother said to my fucking face that masculinity was bad and I almost hit him for it.

Also fucking assholes is gay as fuck and degenerate to the max.


 No.43687

>>43685

wasn't me, i even try not to mention that i am the aussie neet in these posts as it's not the chan way.


 No.43688

>>43685

isn't me, i even avoid mentioning i am the aussie neet in my posts because it's not the chan way.


 No.43689

>>43688

fkn flood detected, post doesn't show but disappears, hotwheels too busy fkn asian sluts to fix the site :\


 No.43691

>>43685

not him. I just post it here because he doesn't and I appreciate the fact he came back to entertain us losers


 No.43692

>>43689

m8s, I've found out something out. When you make a post and it shows that garble of text saying you're post was probably submitted but it may not appear because 8chan is fucked, try again later. It was submitted, but it won't appear until another post is made after it, no matter how many times you f5/refresh the page. I've found what works is if you make a post, if that text comes up make another one, if it says posted in the quick reply both posts will appear.


 No.43694

>>43692

yeah ive found the same, says flood detected but no fucken post shows up

then if you post again it must force update the shit database

hotwheels is as useless as josh it seems in fixing this site. too busy having his stumps sucked on by dirty Flip hookers


 No.43695

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This video is pretty funny m8s


 No.43696

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

give this one a try NEETs. close your eyes and have a listen, listen to the whole thing it builds up into the most epic thing you've ever heard before.

some aussie slut that introduced me to 4chan in 2007 got me onto Godspeed.


 No.43699

>>43695

lelel


 No.43700

File: 1458626600854-0.gif (1021.24 KB, 360x300, 6:5, 1458623372057.gif)

File: 1458626600855-1.jpg (219.06 KB, 1897x817, 1897:817, delinquent daimyos.jpg)

fuckin aussies


 No.43701

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

for those who like Nujabes I posted earlier.

beautiful little song from the Samurai Champloo soundtrack he made. gives me goose bumps.


 No.43705

fuck this centrelink shit pisses me off

forgot i had to report today and not tomorrow like usual cause of normie religious holiday

i also got a job but only was 3 hours of work and I don't know what day they pay, so I go down to bank ATM to check if they did pay any money and my account only had 8 dollars in it so assume that didn't get paid..

then I go report centrelink, right before the time where they cut off at 5pm (did it at like 4:55) and the site fucks up just as i'm about to report, then can't log in for 30 minutes…

then I just reported then said i didn't get any money, and then the site fucks up again after that happens, then log back on and it says my accounts suspended… so probably either I actually did get paid by the job (even though I got no money in bank account), or I failed to report and now it's suspended (but I thought they still let you log in and report it late, just delays payment). if the site didn't fuck up then I would've fucking reported just before 5pm as well

Fucking annoying either way. couldn't check actual bank statement cause you need a fucking mobile to log onto see, and I didn't have a mobile to make an account…. if centerlink can pick up that i've been paid why can't they just automatically do it instead of having you report it

i hope it's just because i failed to report.. my fault leaving to last minute.. eitherway I know centrelink will take like a week to fucking do anything about it


 No.43706

>>43705

arent we meant to be getting the bonus 110 dollars next week ?


 No.43707

>>43706

yup, according to my brother anyway


 No.43708

>>43707

it says next payment after march 20th… so should be next wednesday

on the centrelink website it doesn't mention it in the 'next payment' screen, but i'm pretty sure it just happened last time I got it… then in May I can finally get my 500 dollar loan again


 No.43709

A one time payment of Income Support Bonus $110.60

Energy Supplement $8.80

Newstart Allowance $522.20

A deduction for repayment of an advance payment -$38.50 TOTAL:

$603.10


 No.43710

>>43708

>>43707

>>43709

My next payments on 1st of April and it doesn't say anything about an extra hundred, then again Centrelink online is shit


 No.43711

File: 1458632306313.jpg (1.4 MB, 1824x3264, 19:34, IMAG0311.jpg)

>>43709

>tfw receiving $618.47 already on Newstart

>still barely surviving after rent and bills paid


 No.43712

>>43711

dude what the fuck is that? did you take that screenshot with a pineapple ?


 No.43713

>>43712

I took it so it wouldn't reveal my name just above it


 No.43715

oh and for anyone that cares, Hogan damages are in and Gawker now owes him 150 million USD

top kek


 No.43716

>>43713

you used a camera to take a photo of the computer screen

c'mon tell the truth, you're not really a neet are you?


 No.43717

>>43716

I used the camera on my phone to take a picture of it on my tablet kek

You can't take screenshots of the Centrelink app.


 No.43718

>>43706

yea thats what annoys me a tad as well ontop of it not working

was looking forward to a neetbux bonus to get something better than rice or instant ramen


 No.43719

>>43718

Your post reminds me of the 1k stimulus package Rudd gave everyone and I missed out on because NEET. Thanks for the reminder.


 No.43720

>>43717

you can if you have an iPhone

gg


 No.43721

>>43719

man I remember that $900. was so chuffed


 No.43722

>>43719

how did u miss out? i was neet and i got some money, forget how much though but it was sizable.


 No.43723

>>43719

i spent that 1000 bucks on drugs, alcohol and pokies


 No.43724

>>43722

I just didn't receive anything other than normal


 No.43725

>>43724

that's weird man but i'm neet and so is my brother and we both got it. it wasn't the full amount but like 2/3rd or something like that.

did u have a job earlier and earn above x amount?


 No.43726

>>43725

i had a full time job at the time was given 1000 bucks

cunts that had kids got 2000, such a joke you get more money just for letting some idiot bloke cum in your cunt


 No.43727

I'd love to know the poorfag to privileged neet ratio on here


 No.43728

>>43727

theres a video on jewtube by aussie neet about being privileged

I guess I am again cause im living at home with no rent no bills, 100% neetbux dispoable income


 No.43729

>>43725

I'm not sure


 No.43730

muslims have blown up Brussels just now

http://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2016/mar/22/brussels-airport-explosions-live-updates

live as of 4 minute ago

shits getting real


 No.43731

airport, trains, train stations, shops, CBD being bombed right now

fucking ragheads going crazy


 No.43732

Gun shots and Arabic shouting reported by eyewitnesses, prior to explosions


 No.43733

peaceful religion


 No.43734

>>43730

Time to stick on ABC24 I guess


 No.43735

Terrorist level 4 (highest level) is now deployed throughout Belgium CONFIRMED.

2 bombs exploded in the departure area in the general vicinity of American Airlines check-in desk Multiple dead & injured (RT reports 17, many others report 10 or 11) Gun shots and Arabic shouting reported by eyewitnesses, prior to explosions Terror level is now 4 (out of max of 4) Reports of metro station bombings are surfacing


 No.43736

File: 1458636183590.jpg (89.12 KB, 600x1065, 40:71, CeI7YWJWAAAmNsZ.jpg)

durka durka


 No.43737

File: 1458636286087.gif (1022.47 KB, 500x206, 250:103, Bastard.gif)

>>43730

I'm going to go down river to the mosque and kick the mohamed in the ass so hard that the next wannabe mohamed is gonna feel it.


 No.43738

>>43735

In most countries the highest level basically means "attack right now" so of course it's going to be set


 No.43739

sky news live on youtube

broadcaster "now dont jump to any conclusions and say this is an arabic terrorist attack, we shouldnt assume that"

kek


 No.43740

Looks like Brussels has sprouted cancer


 No.43741

what do these cunts expect to happen when they let these filthy fucking mudslimes flood into Europe ?


 No.43742

4 new cbd train stations under attack by ISIS

this is exciting m8's, i love good drama


 No.43743

won't be long until it happens down under


 No.43744

watching live on RT news youtube

the chat is going off with religion for peace shit lol


 No.43745

>>43743

At least they probably won't attack my shitty small irrelevant WA city


 No.43746

>>43728

I know but I meant like how many poor neets are there for every privileged neet


 No.43748

>>43746

I personally dont see how you can live on your own being a NEET, i could barely do it on 1000 bucks a week


 No.43749

>>43748

m8 if I had 1000 bucks a week id be a kang n sheeeit


 No.43750

>>43749

my rent was 530 a week, because of how depressed and miserable my job made me I was drinking heavily every night of the week after work at the pub and buying take away food cause i couldnt be fucked cooking for one most of the time especially when drunk

plus blowing money on trips overseas every few weeks (even sometimes weekend trips etc) I'm better off financially on the rock and roll and have more savings now being a NEET than I did being a wagecuck

jobs arent all they are cracked up to be. Neither are girlfriends.


 No.43751

>>43750

>530 a week

found the problem


 No.43752

>>43750

What >>43751 said

Yeah if you're spending 530 a week on rent and only earning 1k a week you're a fucking retard


 No.43753

>>43752

i was paying half. lived with a girl.

but the more you earn the more you spend.


 No.43754

>>43753

Might be for some people but I've got 18k saved up with my neetbux and I spent fuck all even when I had a job ages ago

This might change soon tho if this escort thing works out for me in a few weeks


 No.43755

>>43754

>saved up with my neetbux

I've found now on neetbux I save as much as possible. I guess because you get fucking nothing per fortnight compared to say before on 2k after tax a fortnight.

but when it's freely flowing into your account it gets spent very much the same way. well for me anyway.

I would visit rub and tugs (as there were many just across from my apartment) three or four times a week just for the fuck of it. sometimes more after drinking heavily, sometimes less, usually more though…

why put any effort in finding girls and courting them when you can pay 70 bucks and nail a hot gook for 20-30 mins with absolutely no effort required on your part


 No.43756

>>43553

Get the woolies sweet chilli chicken tenders that are in the meat section. Far better than those ones.

Only problem is they are not frozen so sometimes they sell out and it becomes a pain to find some.

I wish there was a frozen version of sweet chilli chicken tenders that tasted as good.


 No.43757

serious question if anyone wants to answer it,

but what do you want from life? is it most NEETs dreams to get a girlfriend and get a job?

for me I think I'm at the stage where I've just given up even wanting another job.

and I gave up long ago on women, I definitly do not want a girlfriend.

so where does that leave you? I dunno really, i'm not really a MTGOW or whatever the fuck, more of just completely given up all hope for civilization . I really hate this country, I hate the people. I've always wanted something big to happen like a war or something massive just to shake things up a bit.

I can fuck whores but that gives you temporary satisfaction while leaving you still feeling quite empty afterwards.

are we destined to be NEETs forever? I wouldn't mind it the way I'm feeling right now but I'm sure i'll change my mind about that eventually too


 No.43760

>>43757

I just want to live forever. In the end that was enough to motivate me to go back to school. Now studying shit at uni to try to find a way to become immortal.

I do not inherently dislike people, though they seem to dislike me, I want the best for them but at the end of the day if I had to kill 6 billion people to live another year I would do it without a second thought.


 No.43761

>>43757

A friend to shitpost with ;_; and a whore every now and then


 No.43762

>>43760

I was invited to my cousins 29th birthday of his wife. I turn up, there's a jumping castle and cunts are in side sitting in a huge circle on the floor playing "pass the parcel" and all having fun and laughing

she said I was a bit awkward because I refused to play the games and shit with them

if that's what it takes to be a normie then I'm quite happy to say that I will never ever be involved in any of that fucking faggotry


 No.43763

>>43757

I want a comfy job that pays enough to afford rent and food

A life of being a friendless neet has really killed my ambition


 No.43764

>>43762

Did they have pin the tail on the donkey?


 No.43765

>>43757

>but what do you want from life? is it most NEETs dreams to get a girlfriend and get a job?

I want some land and I'll work hard and become a potato nigger. I wont even need neet bux if the land is payed off. I'll just farm the fuck out of potato. Plus any other vegetables and fruits I can grow of course. Yes I want a gf and many children.

Tbh I don't see myself getting a wage cuck job so I probably won't get this land unless my grandparents die and I somehow get a large enough portion of their money. But modern medicine has people living forever.

So I'm fucked.

> I dunno really, i'm not really a MTGOW or whatever the fuck, more of just completely given up all hope for civilization . I really hate this country, I hate the people. I've always wanted something big to happen like a war or something massive just to shake things up a bit.

Same here m8. Normies are not prepared for war. But I don't necessarily see Australia being invaded by another country and for there to be a conventional war. But we are guaranteed extreme civil unrest at some time, it might not be for a long time. I can't predict the future. If not civil unrest, mother nature could have something in store for us. Overall conditions are going to keep declining. The media doesn't really say but the cost of living has increased faster than wages, largely due to housing and rent prices. Social trust has been decreasing. At the same time we can see all over the world that people are becoming more divided ideologically.


 No.43766

File: 1458640267848.jpg (510.46 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, tumblr_npr1pmB3uf1thya7wo1….jpg)

>>43757

I'm gonna win the lottery, then set up my own porn company with refugee women being slapped, punched, shit on and the worst kind of abuse just stopping short of snuff.

It will trigger bitches, get publicity and it will all be free


 No.43768

>>43766

I put lotto on a few times man but its like 40 or 50 bucks minimum to play the proper "50 game" jackpot one or whatever… sure you can pay for less games but then your chances of getting anything is slim to fuck all… buying the full ticket isnt much better

its almost as if buying the cheap lotto tickets is the same as playing a 1 dollar pokie and doing 5 cent hits x 1 line


 No.43769

>>43768

Buying lottery tickets when you're poor is dumb as shit m8


 No.43770

>>43768

Lotteries are literally Jewish scams to take money from dumb people.


 No.43771

Maybe if I went to the lottery company and asked really nice if they'll give me the money I might "win"


 No.43772

>>43769

I've never bought lotto on the dole m8. but when wagecuck yeah fair few times.

used to smash heaps of cash through pokies too when pissed when was younger, but wouldnt dream of that without being a wagie


 No.43773

gimme 3 pyramids you cunt. WOO 20 free spins.

cant believe how much money I wasted on that shit


 No.43774

>>43771

Probably more likely to succeed than a lottery ticket is


 No.43775

File: 1458641095470.jpg (56.06 KB, 540x960, 9:16, 12721903_10156632053510366….jpg)

30 dollar whore for 12 hours of seckz


 No.43776

>>43775

Paying for pussy seems like a waste of money to me

I can just jack off to make the urge go away


 No.43777

>>43775

But I want a pure virgin


 No.43778

>>43776

are you a virgin? serious question


 No.43779

>>43757

a job is just a means to an end, but for many people, their job is the end, and thats why i never lasted more than a few months being a wagecuck, what was the point? no matter what i do, i cant afford to buy a home ever. i would like a wife, kids and a rewarding, fulfilling job, not fucking makework for goldberg.

literally the best thing that can happen to me financially is that my parents die.


 No.43780

>>43778

Yeah

That's probably why. Can't miss what you've never had and all that


 No.43781

>>43765

hold up there potato nigger, you've got rates to pay. that's right! just because you bought the land and own it, doesn't mean you get to stop paying me muh shekels. and because land valuse are so high goy, i gotta put your rates up, it's only fair, be a good goy and pay now, won't you?


 No.43782

>>43780

if you've never had a 20 year old hot slut bouncing on your cock while you lay on your back doing nothing and then dumping a huge load of cum in her cunt then you can't really say paying for pussy is worthless because wanking is better

just saying


 No.43783

>>43781

Isn't that what neetbux are for? But I wonder what happens if you just don't pay those rates. Will they put me in jail? Take muh potato?


 No.43784

>>43768

don't play fucking lotto, you will never win and you only feed goldbergs coffers.


 No.43785

>>43783

if you dont pay your rates it goes to state debt recovery where they garnish your neetbux or send you to do community service.

before that they will take your home or land off you (and after that you still need to pay the money you owe)


 No.43786

>>43782

You blow in them? I thought they'd be made to use rubbers


 No.43787

>>43775

archieluxury says it's not cheap anymore and that you're paying like $150 for long time, is that true or is he just getting the whores to himself?


 No.43788

>>43757

I want to feel contented


 No.43789

>>43776

yeah, that has been my approach to date, but tbh, sometimes i wake up during the night and i just wish i had some muff to dive into, the smell and all that, xhamster can't really match that.


 No.43790

>>43778

Not that Anon but I feel pretty much the same way despite having a gf.


 No.43791

I just want companionship


 No.43792

>>43786

I've blown in maybe a hundred or so thai girls, no STDs or nigger diseases. They get certificates to show they are clean (not that that means much) weekly or so or you can pay 10 bucks and take them to the hospital and both get HIV tests at the same time and everything else

>>43787

dont listen to that archie idiot, he goes to third world countries and eats in 5 star restaurants and goes to places like Nana Plaza and Soi Cowboy and Patpong (major tourist 'red light' areas) hes an idiot

you can bang gooks for 20-30 dollars all night long in Philippines, Cambo, Laos, Viet, Thailand etc

being an old fat fuck means you probably pay a premium. Much like older people pay higher insurance prices.


 No.43793

>>43791

buy a dog. true companionship and unconditional love.

and the dog wont cheat on you and break your heart into a million tiny little pieces


 No.43794

>>43783

how are you gonna get neetbux living in the middle of nowhere tasmania, you won't be able to meet your mutual obligation unless you are already on set and forget DSP.


 No.43795

File: 1458641964938.jpg (171.52 KB, 820x553, 820:553, fat-farang.jpg)

the good thing about being in my 30s is that most other sex tourists are fucking morbid beasts and old as fuck compared to me.

so the hookers love it even more to hang out with you and fuck you.

comparative to this for instance;


 No.43797

>>43793

I can't fuck a dog though


 No.43798

>>43782

>20 year old hot slut

>20 year old

>slut

M8 I fully intend on losing my virginity to a white virgin between the ages of 13 and 15. Not interested in some old gook whore.


 No.43799

>>43797

fucking is overrated m8.

you get on top of a girl and sweat all over her and pound away doing your thing seeing the look of disgust in her eyes waiting for you to hurry up and blow

well that's after a year or two of being in a relationship anyway haha

then once you cum in their cunt you see it all oozing out on your bed and sheets and just feel disgusted with yourself

better to fap into a towel or tissue and then go back to watching anime or playing vidya


 No.43800

>>43797

m8, you have no idea.


 No.43801

>>43782

With my last gf I enjoyed fapping because I got bored of the same ol same ol, When she came over I had to put extra effort in bed because I already beat off about twice in the one day.


 No.43802

>>43798

enjoy being a virgin forever you faggot lol


 No.43803

>>43792

Do they like it when you creampie them? What do they after it, just have a shower and clean up? Do they not care about pregnancy?


 No.43804

>>43785

>if you dont pay your rates it goes to state debt recovery where they garnish your neetbux or send you to do community service.

>before that they will take your home or land off you (and after that you still need to pay the money you owe)

Time for us neets to overthrow the government I think


 No.43805

>>43801

i had my PC in my bedroom at my old house and had to wait til she fell asleep and fired up xhamster or pornhub and had to fap in silence… each time i'd hear a noise quickly turn around to see if she was awake or not

then silently keep going til i blew my load

much preferred that tbh to bothering fucking her


 No.43806

>>43795

That guy must pay triple by the looks of him.


 No.43807

File: 1458642381116.jpg (69.75 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 1924124_501595096710047_31….jpg)

here's a 40 dollar whore I fucked, Hunny is her thai nickname.

just showing what's possible for no money.


 No.43808

>>43805

Why's that?


 No.43809

>>43797

Yeah you can. Girl dogs are horny as fuck when they are in heat. They like their pussy played with.


 No.43810

>>43805

I would never try that, my taste in porn would have scared her right out the front door.


 No.43811

>>43807

i would fuck each of them as hard as i could

man, i gotta get a passport and do this once i find my retirement nugget


 No.43812

>>43810

when they are sleeping how are they gonna know what porn you fap to?

I did get busted once or twice for not deleting browser history, woke up one morning had a few pics saved from cuckchan in an old /b/ folder and she'd opened the pics in MS Paint and sprayed "INAPPROPRIATE" over them

heh


 No.43813

>>43811

after your gold adventure comes to an end I think maybe a neet party overseas is in order for all who wants to come.

costs fuck all. could be a good idea. all come back with HIV.


 No.43814

File: 1458642727989.jpg (53.77 KB, 612x816, 3:4, 12784704_10156517025415366….jpg)

I just know one of you cunts are gonna be like this fella though….dont know when I copied this to my desktop but yeah haha


 No.43816

>>43800

I have every idea m8, I've been to the end of the Internet and pissed off the side. Beast is nothing new to me, I'm not getting a dog just to fuck it though.


 No.43817

>>43813

HIV

=

DSP


 No.43818

>>43816

Then why did you say you can't when you clearly know that you can. You just don't want to.

It wouldn't only be for fucking anyway, like Anon said, you would get it for companionship.


 No.43819

>>43818

I used to have a pug and take it down to the local community park where heaps of girls would be walking their dogs, its a fuckin great way to get girls come up and initiative conversation… they all love tiny cute little faggot dogs and will come up 8 out of 10 times on their own


 No.43820

>>43797

the people on /zoo/ would like a word with you


 No.43821

flood detected

pity the cripple cant fix this fucked up site


 No.43822

>>43814

looks like andrew anglin a bit


 No.43824

flood detected

pity the cripple cant fix this fucked site


 No.43825

flood detected

pity the cripple cant fix this fucked site>>43818


 No.43827

Dear Anon

, Thank you for contacting Expedia.com.au in regards to your price match query. I have gone through the booking however, am unable to find the same room and rate on the website provided. Since you have made a booking with us so as a gesture of goodwill we will refund you an amount of 124 AUD (difference in price) This refund will take 5-7 days to reflect in your account. I appreciate your understanding and patience in this matter.

I shooped agoda hotel pricing screenshot and price matched my booking with expedia…. lel

good guy pajeet


 No.43828

We need to make this "bunch of neets in gookland" thing happen

It'd be the greatest jewtube show ever


 No.43829

>>43807

I suspect you're lying, literally every picture of these gook sluts you've posted have a facebook album link in the filename, I suspect you just found a facebook group with these pictures and have been talking bullshit saying you've fucked them. I believe you when you talk about going on these trips and what you get up to, but I doubt you've had sex with the chicks you've been posting.


 No.43830

>>43820

>tfw you created zoo but your mod account stopped working

I think someone took it over. My other board accounts stopped working too.


 No.43832

>>43829

i posted my real photos the other night and cockheads here made image macros of them as if i'm gonna put anything that links to my real life


 No.43833

>>43829

i think he gets his photos from their facebook page, a lot of the bars have facebook pages and share pics, i dunno if he took the pics himself, maybe he did, but i don't doubt he has gone over there and fucked these girls he claims to have done so, what would he gain by coming here and lying about it? nothing.


 No.43834

>>43832

tbh it gave me a bit of a chuckle

also you're an aussie you should be use to bantz


 No.43835

>>43834

It was zero/10 bantz m8


 No.43836

was pretty shitty attack on him whoever made those images, why kick a man when he is down (and we're all down here)


 No.43837

File: 1458644015952.jpg (98.88 KB, 436x773, 436:773, wahhhhhhhhhhhh.jpg)

can't remember if posted this before.

unsure why posting again.

this was my birthday in 2014 in Lisa Bar, Soi/street 6 Pattaya.


 No.43838

>>43837

dw man, you don't have to prove shit to anyone, i believe ya


 No.43839

that could be us having a neet party with twiggys and hookers

heh


 No.43840

>>43836

Images? I only saw 1

if it was multiple then yeah thats not cool but the thai traps and drowned elephants one was funny to me


 No.43841

>>43837

Did you fuck any of the women there? Those are some neat uniforms.


 No.43842

File: 1458644224805.png (3.72 MB, 920x1632, 115:204, ausman in gookland.png)

>>43837

I remember, I still have the edit I made for that thread


 No.43843

File: 1458644236814.jpg (75.95 KB, 542x960, 271:480, steak.jpg)

this was in my photo folder in MEGA drive,

400 AUD Maztazuka steak in tokyo, the ones that get massaged and fed beers and shit….


 No.43844

File: 1458644402910.jpg (118.45 KB, 720x960, 3:4, small whore.jpg)

>>43842

nice filename lol


 No.43845

>>43843

teh fuck man, $400 for a steak? i thought i was living large as a neet eating salmon and shit for my neet party


 No.43846

>>43843

man i can't get over this, i thought i was being edgy towards wagecucks having a neet nap, but $400 steak in japan while a neet, that takes the cake.


 No.43847

>>43845

I had left over money on my last trip through Tokyo and on the last night i went to Yoshiwara area and went to a Soap Land and got a nuru massage and fucked a Japanese girl covered in that seaweed gel on a blowup air mattress and after I had that steak

heh… 10 outta 10 that day before coming home to misery


 No.43848

>>43830

>just went to /zoo/

>men fucking/getting fucked by male dogs

>utter degeneracy everywhere

That is fucked.


 No.43849

File: 1458645136676.jpg (232.46 KB, 767x867, 767:867, whatup.jpg)


 No.43850

>>43822

It's his little brother


 No.43851


 No.43852

imma have to give this sex tourism thing more thought, and do a fear of flying course or something because ill have an autistic melt down if i get on a plane again


 No.43853

>>43852

get prescribed valium and take a couple as soon as you sit down m8. Some chick I know had a fear of flying too, told a GP it and got prescribed valium. She was out the entire trip.


 No.43854

>>43853

yeah I take xanax (or did before they changed the laws made it hard to get) one time slept the whole 8 hours girl next to me was tryin gto wake me to get up all flight apparently but i was busy drooling on myself unconscious


 No.43855

File: 1458645598075.jpg (1.21 MB, 2560x1536, 5:3, 20160322_190832.jpg)

Two for $60, passed up the goon.

Gonna drink like a wage cuck tonight.


 No.43856

>>43849

Fat nigger


 No.43857

>>43855

Are you going to mix it with coke?


 No.43858

>>43844

I wish dresses that size were the norm.


 No.43859

ya have 3somes and shit like that with em?


 No.43860

>>43855

drink it straight mate, or just get a shot glass and have a shot every now and then


 No.43861

>>43846

>>43844

>>43843

How can you even afford this shit as a neet? Last time I went overseas it was for like 13 days and centrelink froze my payment for every single one of those days.

I still had to pay rent though so when I came back I had fuckall money for ages until I rebuilt my meagre savings.


 No.43862

>>43857

>>43860

Half straight half with coke

I drink it with coke at the start to get pissed then I go shots or some in between.


 No.43863

>>43861

Increase your NEET privilege levels


 No.43864

>>43861

He lives with his parents bill free m8. $530 a fortnight straight into savings would add up pretty quick.


 No.43865

>>43861

zero rent to pay, zero power bills or gas bills

my only bill is my internet

everything else funds whores lol


 No.43866

>>43864

>>43863

>>43865

Fuck. My family has 3 sons and a 2.5 bedroom house. As the eldest I had to move out cause it was getting ridiculous with my youngest bro still sleeping in my parent's room when he was in year 6.

It is nice having a place to myself but bills fucking kill me. Can not afford shit anymore.


 No.43867

>>43866

>>43866

sounds like someone needs to start wearing condoms or have the snip


 No.43868

TIME FOR A NEETNAP


 No.43869

>>43868

nice time for a neet nap, 10:30pm


 No.43870

>>43869

It's 9:30


 No.43871

>>43868

You should not sleep to much, oversleeping is bad for you.


 No.43872

>>43795

55 uwan


 No.43873

>>43872

edok

some of the rude ones used to call me fat pig when they think i dont understand. fucking gooks.


 No.43874

>>43868

I wish I was still neet. I have a 9am lecture tomorrow which I would need to get up at 6am to get to.

Good thing I am skipping it ayy lmao.


 No.43875

>>43871

Oversleeping is the least of his worries m5


 No.43876

never went to uni, waste of money.

so after you come out with a huge HECS bill, enjoy working at McDonalds


 No.43877

>>43873

Then just hate fuck them


 No.43878

>>43873

That says a lot, sounds like even whores have a little self respect. What did you do to make them say that?


 No.43879

>>43876

You only have to pay HECS if you earn >50k or something nuts. I will never earn that much so who gives a fuck, and I like learning. I put uni off for years for the same reason as you but Khan academy and online shit just wasn't cutting it.


 No.43880

>>43641

If I had the money I would buy the land and put a bunch of cameras up. Then invite a bunch of neets to come and make a go of it. You just start with a small supply drop. no cars or outside communication.


 No.43881

>>43878

ah as with every major sex tourist destination you will find riff raff from all over the country that come to town to scam foreigners that generally have a strong hatred for them flying in fucking all their women and shit

all good, one or two might laugh behind your back but who cares, you're plowing their women for 20 bucks a go…. who's laughing now you poor fucks


 No.43882

>>43881

So it was a dude who said it? That's funny.


 No.43883

File: 1458647631776.jpg (53.92 KB, 686x457, 686:457, monk1_0.jpg)


 No.43884

>>43883

That sign he's making means you can stick your finger in his bum for $5


 No.43885


 No.43886

File: 1458648335852.png (42.7 KB, 491x422, 491:422, rape.PNG)

The educated feminists are out and about


 No.43887

>>43886

as soon as you hear somewhere gets bombed, who do you think instantly in your head done it…. ragheads…. or a white guy just popping down the shop for some milk?


 No.43889

>>43887

Depends if it's a school in America or not


 No.43890

>>43886

It sounds like Elka is just one muslim rape short of changing her mind. Sadly sometimes not even that will do it.


 No.43891

>>43876

uni is now defiantly a waste of money and time. don't waste your best years in debt and books. I did plenty of years in uni in STEM even, only thing that ever made me money was computers which i taught myself to do.

even computers is now shit so theres nothing out there anons. make you own business.


 No.43897

>>43891

>uni is now defiantly a waste of money and time

Clearly primary school english was a waste of time for you too


 No.43903

>>43897

butthurt faggot that wasted thousands of dollars and all his time on pointless university classes that have helped him do nothing in life detected :D


 No.43905

>>43897

Yes he speaks very bad arabic


 No.43906

>>43891

my parents bought me a 386sx 25mhz/33mhz with the TURBO button on.

everything I know is self taught. They got sick of paying to have the computer fixed if i fucked it up, so I started going from when I was like 6 and went from there.

yet when I had my last job all the cucks say "oh what uni did you go to" etc and I said none, only retards go university I been doing this shit for years taught myself everything

its like they look down on you because you didnt pay a shit load of money for wasting a few years of your life listening to faggots talk about boring shit in class rooms and doing homework.

real life experience counts for much more than paying money to some faggot to give you a nice certificate to say you are a "computer science graduate" whatever the fuck

everyone gets butthurt when you know just as much as them or more and have spent fucking nothing on your education and they have crippling debt because of it


 No.43908

File: 1458656928742.jpg (15.66 KB, 302x370, 151:185, 1098271_1136801299706051_2….jpg)

sometimes i'm at a loss for words. really.


 No.43913

>>43908

Personally, I'm content watching the world burn. I can't wait for feminists to realise mudslimes oppose everything they stand for. And they'll only realise when it's too late and has already been taken from them.


 No.43914

>>43913

yeah I've felt for many years I want everything to go to shit and slowly but surely it is.

the more people are accepting of these fucking shitskins and mudslimes the further it slips.

you have Germany and facebook, twitter , google working together censoring anti immigration posts online instead of tackling the issue, they just want to sweep it all under the rug and ignore it like it doesn't exist.

wait til these ragheads get hold of a nuclear bomb and just fucking annihilate a large amount of people.


 No.43915

File: 1458662468869.png (97.08 KB, 300x300, 1:1, Calippo-Minis-Raspberry-Pi….png)

I was looking at the Coles catalogue and saw these. I always thought they were called Calipso, not Calippo. Am I fucking crazy or is this some Berenstein shit?


 No.43916

>>43915

>>43915

always been calippo m8

and lol

"These products, along with a number of other well-known Street's products, are now made in China.[4]"

now made in China. ice blocks made in China.


 No.43918

>>43757

I gave up long ago on trying to get a girlfriend or job. I mean, I'm still working towards getting a job so I can finally be free from my job network's bullshit. But I lost the hope that I might actually score a job.

I have women oddly interested in me even when I tell them I'm a NEET. Women are even surprised I'm not even dating anybody.

Probably the reason why I avoid getting into a serious relationship is because of the mental gymnastics you have to go through.

Like you, I really hate this country and the people. Especially when you actually ever try to talk about your mental illness only to get a reply that is similar to "You just have to get over it." or "You just have to exercise more."

If anything, I'm more interested in just investing my time into my hobbies and being left alone in peace. Let me deal with my bipolar and psychosis while my vision goes to shit.


 No.43919

File: 1458664212900.jpg (45.83 KB, 634x347, 634:347, wally.jpg)

>>43913

>>43914

Lol mate ISIS are weak, we innocent

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