/aus/ - Australia

thanks op

man are they ever gonna fix this site

its seriously fucked up

>>43998

I forget the basket 90% of the time

>>44000

>>43997

are you guys factoring in rent assistance?

people paying rent usually end up worse off even with rent assistance factored in

>>43998

>>44034 (You)

I grab a trolley 90% of the time so that I can be a lazy cunt and lean on it. Or gain some speed when going down aisles and put my weight on it to do extreme trolley drifting.

I always have a handful of random fucking shit cause I can't concentrate shopping then realise I have no basket

so I carry it all like a retard to the self check out part hopefully not dropping anything on the way

then you have the women that work in the self check out area staring everyone down and your machine just constantly fucken beeps like you're doing something wrong

APPLE JUST ADDED F.LUX TO IOS IT'S CALLED NIGHT SHIFT AND IT'S DOPE AND I'M SO HAPPY

no more eyestrain! or being kept awake by your phone!

>>44041

http://www.apple.com/au/ios/updates/

>>44041

>>44042

http://appleinsider.com/articles/16/03/22/why-apples-night-shift-in-ios-93-will-help-you-get-a-better-nights-sleep

>>44041

no one cares about Apple you fucking peasant

>>44041

Why would I use a non-jailbroken version of iOS?

>>44045

Reliability. last time I jailbroke my iPhone I had random springboard crashes and shit

>>44046

or just dont buy a fucking overpriced shit phone in the first place

>>44048

nothing comes close to the usability of an iPhone. you're just kidding yourself if you believe anything else

>>44049

nah it's a hobby

>>44050

I have MIUI faggot

>>44049

just plug them aussie neet and if they are up your ass no need to tell anyone

>>44052

do they have a store in your city where you can take the product for free support?

>>44054

please stop talking. anyone that takes their mobile phone into a "specialty" store like an Apple Store to get a "genius" (customer service loser) to show them how to use a telephone is dumb as a log

>>44055

It's pretty fucking handy to get a replacement phone within fifteen minutes and walking back out of the store. sometimes even if it was your fault it was broken in the first place

get android, stop being a faggot

>>44056

maybe if you weren't such a fucking retard you wouldn't need an iPhone replacement program

>>44047

dsp not getting extra money

NEET WAR NOW!

>>44060

apparently on centrelink twitter they said if you recieve payment on 21st of march, it'll come next payment.. but then theres people who didn't have it show up for next payment

and also people said on twitter they were paid today but didn't recieve, even though centrelink said previously only if 21st/20th march you'd receieve next instead.

>>44061

good thing they stopped hiring people for centrelink and outsourced all the work to them job active cocksuckers

rort the system that rorts you

>>44061

I haven't even checked my payment to know if I got it or not

I dont care enough tbh

it should be here next pay on wednesday for us getting paid on that date.

as always cennalink are fucked, the website never works properly, the staff are incompetent losers that have no idea what their left hand is doing from their right

as long as the money comes all good

>>44049

Holy shit you actually found something… wow. How many hours did that take? How much effort were you using?

>>44047

but it's not showing up. The app says it will pay me tomorrow but only the regular.

>>44068

umm, 9am till around 4pm, but a lot of it was learning, trial and error, chatting with the trainer about techniques and shit.. it actually is a bit of effort given the amount of shit you cart around with you, i'm wrecked but i could manage to do that every day.

>>44070

you only need to find another 3000 of them and you might earn yourself 300 bucks m8

>>44071

lol i know eh, but i've got a sweet spot from my research where there are huge nuggets, all speculation of course

>>44070

How does your gold detector work? Isn't it a metal detector? Does it beep when it detects things and beeps faster when you're closer to it or something?

>>44072

do you ever think to yourself that if any money was involved in gold finding that the teacher would be doing it himself instead of taking NEETs around telling them the tricks of the trade for a pittance?

maybe sign up 10 neets to train on finding gold, before you take them go and sprinkle like 15 bucks worth of gold around the place so everyone goes home feeling like the training was great and they accomplished something.

meanwhile the only person really making any money is the teacher

>>44073

yeah it's metal, found like 20 pieces of lead shot from guns the old cunts fire maybe 100-150 years ago.

>>44074

no shit, you think you're the first to bring that up? that doesn't mean you won't score a large find. better than sitting at home all day anyway, gotta get out the house.

>>44077

I was just taking a piss and that thought came into my mind. Didn't mean anything negative about it.

>>44078

yeah i know, but some of these old timer guys have been doing it 30 years, some of em find so much they can quite, others find a little but never enough to quit the day job, it's hit and miss at the end of the day.

>>44080

hopefully you score a huge fuck off sized nugget and tell job active to shove it up their loose butt hole

>>44081

that's the goal, i'm gonna be going 3-4 days a week in some innawoods areas where no-one has probably been with more recent detectors

>>44083

you got one thing no one else has. time.

>>44084

time is a big part of it too, most detectors are retirees and just wanna detect in flat, easily accessible areas, so i've been researching where gold was found in mountainous areas where your only choice is to trek innawoods to get there.

ill make some videos of it, i didnt today because people were around and i always think people who record around others are usually narcissitc with no class.

>>44086

Sounds good m8, that's one thing I was wondering about. Thought everyone would've checked the same areas over 9000 times. Looking forward to the vids.

>>44089

well in some areas they have, but the detectors they had 20 years ago aren't as good as the current ones, apparently anyway, i mean, we went to an area that has a lot of foot traffic because it's right near bendigo and easy parking and i still found gold, some others in the group found more too so there ya go.

>>44077

but if you sit at home all day you'll make neet videos ;_;

>>44091

ill make an out back aussie neet adventure series

how'd our friend with the tent adventure go? is he still around or what?

should make a NEET content network on youtube haha

>>44092

I'm more interested in the next adventure series when you to gookland

Unless it was some other cunt who hates flying that wanted to go to gookland

m80's

gookland NEET trip before end of this year guaranteed.

I'm in and anyone else that wants we can discuss as the year goes on but i'm going anyway, the more the merrier

gives everyone who wants to give it a try enough time to save their neetbux

no need plan anything just throw enough shit for a week in a backpack and get a passport if you dont have one and prob 2k cash all in for flights/hotel/spending/whore money

its a good plan but we will discuss down the track

>>44093

I'm still planning to go tbh. But I am pretty comfy atm. Maybe after my next payment. I've gotten most of the stuff I need together already, bought some and borrowed some from dad. Don't really have much more to buy. Went on an overnight trip somewhere local couple weeks back.

I just feel like life's going no where if I stay, but probably still no where if I leave so idk. And I'll be less comfy but I have some plans so maybe things will change. There's more chance of something happening if I leave but idk if it's gonna be good or bad.

I just wanna settle down somewhere eventually and not in a tent but somewhere I can farm and live in a mud hut or a cave.

>>44096

I'm keen m8, fuck it

>>44097

best thing to do is travel m8… just pack some shit and go anywhere, doesnt matter where, just be in a new place, new surroundings, sometimes heading off into the unknown is the best thing you can do

>>44100

Yeah maybe i'll find a virgin gf out there

I wouldn't mind coming but I always have dreams of plane crashes and I'm convinced it'll happen, I'll go full autistic melt down on the plane the moment they lock the door

>>44103

get xanax and smash a few as you're going through passport clearance by time you get on the plane you're spaced out as fuck

all good m8

bring some twiggys

twiggys?

>>44106

twiggy sticks

prob dont sell them in gookville

>>44107

What the fuck are twiggy sticks

>>44108

you're on a need to know basis

>>44110

16 ice creams is a fair effort… I used to get drunk on the goon bag and eat like 4 magnums or so before passing out

>>44096

like ive said b4 im keen but I want to meet someone irl b4 I fly to gookland with them

>>44112

most guys here are basement dwelling rapists

>>44110

Are you fat?

>>44114

what would it matter if hes fat or not, nobody else cares you vegan cuckold

>>44115

Fat people are disgusting and sub human.

>>44113

At least they're not vegans like you m8

>>44038

I'm seeing the (You) thing next to 44034 even though that wasn't me, is this Hotwheels fault? Also drifting with Costco trolleys is the really fun.

>>44118

fuck you're thick m8

He clearly typed it

>>44118

everything is that cripples fault

>>44119

>>44120

Ahh, now I see. Cheers cunts

>>44115

I was just curious man, don't try to kill the thread like you kill innocent animals

>>44124

>trying to bate us again

Just stop, m8. There's no point.

Oi Board owner can we get a containment thread for vegan fags?

like how we have a containment thread for politics

/aus/ NEET crew is super icy. Fuck SEA – we're going to be hellmarching up the jungles.

>>44126

fuckin oath m8

the cunts are sickening

>>44126

There's only one or two of them, there's nothing we can do about it, even if another board is created they most likely wouldn't use it.

>>44123

How have you been so many times? Do you go on short trips or something? Also, how much would you say it would cost to go?

>>44124

You know if people stopped eating meat all meat animals would have to be culled right?

>>44130

for tokyo I used to go for 1 week, 2 weeks.. sometimes long weekend

shortest trip was 3 nights, leave work thursday night fly home sunday night go straight to being a wagie monday morning

last trip was Tokyo Game Show last year for a week, its good but dont go in Summer from like July to end of September because the heat is fucking soul destroying

it's cheap as fuck in Japan, everyone always talks about how expensive it is, but I honestly believe people that say that are just repeating second hand information or went there and ate in 5 star restaurants and stayed in 5 star hotels and shit

good place to stay is Ikebukuro, look up Sakura Hotel Ikebukuro you can get a room for 60 bucks a night with one big bed or bunk beds or whatever… great place to stay and Ikebukuro is the second or third largest station in the world

You can go out to karaoke bars get a private booth and its all you can drink for 10 bucks for 2 hours (nomihodai) also at most pubs same deal, pay about 10 bucks and its all you can drink beer, sours, cocktails, sake, spirits, whatever for 10 bucks for 90 minutes or 2 hours and you can pay 5 bucks to extend by 30 mins each time at the end of it

so you can get DRUNK AS FUCK for no money at all.

food is so fucking cheap and delicious I'd often eat dinner, go get fucking WASTED and on the way home to the hotel would stop by a Pachinko parlour gamble some money and if I win go eat somewhere else and have more drinks before going to sleep

banging Jap girls is quite easy unless you're a total fucking ogre, hit up the gaijin bars where they will hunt you down if you're young and relatively OK looking…

if you fail picking up a jap girl you can always go to a pink salon and get a Jap girl suck your dick in a blowie bar that resembles a 1970s velvet themed disco

I'm not an expert but have been there enough times to know what i'm doing… but just wing it, you can eat from 7/11's and the food is so fucking good… Egg and mayonaise sandwiches on the fluffiest white bread ive ever had in my life for like 100 yen

restaurants / izakaya like a dollar for a few sticks of chicken yakitori or whatever, its fuckin mind blowing just how good Japan is even if you're not a full weeb

but the girls all dress fucking nice, everywhere you go the girls are all done up very fucking nice, nice clothes, nice hair , great make up done at all times….. its hard concentrating with all these hot gooks man

I got a heap of pics and shit but wont post them here.. if you need to know anything just post here

I was 'seeing' a girl I met in Shinjuku izakaya bar and with my limited japanese and her limited english she took me around to all these (from the outside) blank office buildings and you'd get in a tiny lift and go up like 40 floors and walk through some office like door and it all opens up into this amazing fuckin japanese restaurant and no foreigners were there anytime we went it was a lot of hosts and hostesses eating before or after work and partying and totally blew my fuckin mind

I seen her for a few months going back and forth but in the end she went off with some old jap dude who bought her a house and showered her with cash so she disappeared

she took me to a love hotel on Dogenzaka in shibuya and rented a room and we fucked in this huge 10 person jacuzzi that had all these LED lights that changed colours of the water and had like sex toys you could buy from vending machine inside the rooms and shit, just fucking amazing man… I got hooked on travelling when I hit 18 and haven't stopped ever since

just go for it, 100 AUD a day for food/drink/sight seeing money in Tokyo is no problem, 200 AUD if you wanna get fucking wild as fuck and keep in mind I was drinking heavily from the time I woke up until I passed out and often ate two dinners every night haha

fuck man, even thinking about it now brings back good memories. I recommend everyone go there at least once.

sorry for the giant wall of text, got a bit carried away

heh

>>44131

Holy fuck that sounds like a fucking riot, that's sick man. Are you the dude who just travels heaps to fuck gook whores?

>>44131

That actually sounds quite nice and easily doable, I already have a passport so I just need a bit of cash. Where about in Japan have you been? Have you been to Hokaido or anywhere around the north? Also just how hot is it there, hot like in our summer or even worse? I guess it would be a lot more humid.

>>44136

have only been in tokyo and the greater kanto region

I reckon if you spent the rest of your life living in tokyo you will never visit even 50% of the place its so fucking huge. There is absolutely nothing and no place anywhere else in the world that even compares, I didnt understand what Megalopolis meant until I went there

>>44135

Sounds like you've led a pretty crazy life mang. I'm pretty jealous. I did a bit or traveling to yoorup in 2011, saved up 6k aud when I was working and telling clink I wasn't, spent 2 months over there and bailed home when I was out of money haha. I had my wallet and phone stolen the last few days I was there, lucky I got travel insurance. I went solo, it was ok but would've been better having someone to share the experience with tbh.

majority of this is paid with neetbux well at least for the last year and a half anyway haha

thats why i guess im a privileged neet living at home with no bills

only problem is cennalink faggots cut me off every fucking time i leave thru the airport

>>44139

How did you get around and how much Japaneses do you speak and read?

>>44133

Wealth

>>44138

Friends

>>44141

Adventure

Why are you depressed? Or have you taken us on a ruse.

>>44149

what do you think i do when im home saving up all my neetbux m8?

sit in my room playing vidya and wanking to xhamster never leave for a few months at a time

>>44147

what i learnt from watching j-dramas and shit on youtube over the years.

download a tv show called Departures theres two jap episodes, amazing show canadian cunts … not a normal travel show anyway

>>44152

cause no cunt wants to be around someone that only talks about vegetables all the time

>>44152

Mate, that sucks. You have friends here in the NEET general. Just keep your beliefs about veganism to yourself and it's all gravy m80.

Fuck me, I just went through a rather scary moment m8s. Got real scared and my anxiety went through the roof because of it. Luckily the internet saved me. Would you like to hear the story?

>>44157

lets here it, but we dont have much time we all have work in the morning

keep it short

cant wait for all this new VR shit to blow up in everyones faces. its a piece of shit.

in like 1994 I used VR in Luna Park and its shit then and its shit now

>>44158

I'll tell it some other time when I've thought of how to condense it, it's a long story

>>44161

tell the long version cunt, i was lying, none of us have jobs or need to be anywhere

>>44163

fucking kek that video wtf

>>44163

haha nice story m8, you got lucky

if you want the pics just install a rootkit on the pc and then ftp in via your pc over the network or whatever and grab what you want

gota make sure they have shitty AV software though

or if you're on the same wifi, get FireZilla or whatever the fuck it is and it grabs passwords from SSL connections and steals peoples cookies on the same wifi so you can literally right click > save their cookie and then login as them on your pc lol

here it is > https://codebutler.github.io/firesheep/

>>44163

maybe she just killed someone and is washing the blood of a nigg nogg off the seats

>>44168

I got lucky indeed, I was sweating and shitting bricks. Cheers for the Filesheep thing m8, never heard of it.

>>44171

yeah anyone on the same network you just steal their cookies and logins

works great at coffee shops and shit haha

>>44168

I'm getting the error firesheep could not be installed because it has not been verified

>>44173

video shows you how to fix that error m8

>>44175

meant for>>44174

or try https://www.cookiecadger.com/

or http://droidsheep.de/ for android phones

>>44177

I'm up to 6:50 of the youtube video in that cookiecadger link and I have no idea what the fuck he's on about, haha.

>>44041

Apple is for vegans

>>44163

top kek, that is hilarious. if it was me and i couldn't figure out how to delete it, i would've nuked the hdd and then the normie would think it just broke. Then you could offer to reinstall and fix it and they'll be like, hey neet, you're breddy gud guy, thanks. Of course, they'll harass you to no end after that for tech related shit and think you're strange when you refuse to help any further.

>>44168

The best option is to remove their hdd, plug it into yours and take an image of the drive. Then you can do whatever the fuck you want with a full copy.

>>44168

preddy sure firesheep stopped working ages ago too when most mainstream sites switched to https, use to work gud on facebook though.

>Be me, neet and lonely.

>Meet cool guy on 8chan who travels and fucks gooks.

>Cool guy wants me to come.

>I say OK.

>We buy tickets for Thailand.

>We arrive and have fun.

>When packing to come back, cool guy asks me if I can fit some of the things he bought into my luggage as he has no room.

>I say sure, we're bros.

>Go through airport security and I see police and drug sniffer dogs, don't think anything of it as I don't use drugs or deal them.

>Dog starts sniffing around my bags and then begins clawing at them.

>Police ask me to come with them.

>I don't understand what's happening, where is cool guy from the 8chan boards? I can't find him.

>Police begin asking me if I have drugs.

>I say no.

>Police strip search me.

>Police search my luggage and find a big package of white powder.

>I start panicking, I don't know what the fuck that is or how it even got there.

>Police do a drug test - confirmed, it's heroin, 1Kg of the purest shit.

>I start crying because I know they have the death penalty here.

>I start telling them that I met a guy on 8chan and he told me he travelled the world and that he'd show me the ropes to fuck thai hookers.

>They don't care, they hate westerners who come and fuck their women.

>Sit in cell for years on end, SJW aussies campaign for my release, but it does no good.

>The big day comes and they drag me out of the cell, blind fold me and walk me across the court yard to the firing area.

>At this point I can't even cry any more, my tears ran dry many years ago and I'm just happy to be free of this bullshit.

>Gun fire rings out

>I'm dead and all because I trusted some random to go overseas the first time I met him.

LOL soz, but I was just mulling this all over in my mind this morning over a cuppa.

it's my birthday today; how about that

>>44186

hey shawty, it's ya birffday

u going out tonight with the chads to party it up?

if you want to hack network cain n able

works on windows and is easy to use. can spoof certificates on HTTPS sites, but it'll fuck with their web browser and say 'there's something wrong' on firefox. don't know what it says on chrome/internet explorer. but people might click ignore anyways

all you do is turn on sniffer, add router IP in ARP hosts then wait and when they log in the passwords will come up. it can sniff out most type of passwords

>>44187

my mum got me a ticket to see felicity ward (stand up) tonight so guess I'll see how that goes

>>44189

never heard of her and.. she looks jewish

>>44190

idgaf what she looks like if she tells funny jokes

>>44191

fair enough, in my experience though women are rarely funny, that lucy chick, forget her last name, was passable but most are shit.

anyway, didn't mean to shit on ya birthday present, hope you have a good evening.

>>44130

>You know if people stopped eating meat all meat animals would have to be culled right?

Yeah, and? Your iq is pitiful if you think that's an argument. I bet in your head it's like "gotcha" but it's nothing. They're already being culled to be eaten.

>>44193

cheers m8

>>44186

Hope it's a good one m80!

>>44194

I don't really care if they are killed or not I am just saying, yes they are already being killed but they would ALL be killed, their whole reason to exist is to provide meat and without that there would be no alternative but to kill them all.

>>44186

Happy birthday m8

>>44197

i don't care

>>44188

Another thing you can do if they're dumb they'd probably get firefox to save passwords. If you have access to the pc you can just open firefox, tools, options, security, saved logins and see all their usernames and passwords to sites.

>>44199

Okay cool.

>>44186

congratulations, you're celebrating the day you popped out of your mums crusty vagina

and 9 months before that your dad was on top of your mum sweating all over her, wiping his sweaty monobrow and pounding that loose cunt until dropping a massive load of jizz in her

what a day to be alive

8chan is truly fucked, tried to post 3 times now and it's still fucking up

so did anyone get the 100 buck bonus ?

I will be fucking pissed off if it doesnt come next wednesday :(

>>44207

Nope, I didn't >>44179

>>44208

wtf man… this is so fucked, did they tell anyone why they didnt get it ?

>>44210

Keep us updated on how terrible Felicity Ward is, buddy

>>44211

will do

>>44213

S2 is dumb unfortunately

>>44214

damn

>>44213

>>44214

>>44215

inb4 the girl inspector is criminally a-symptomatic

just a guess

so what the fucks happening with our 110 dollars

It is paid in March and September to eligible recipients who receive Newstart Allowance, Youth Allowance, Parenting Payment Partnered, Parenting Payment Single, Sickness Allowance, Special Benefit, ABSTUDY Living Allowance, Austudy, Transitional Farm Family Payment or Exceptional Circumstances Payment.

hmm from twitter:

Human ServicesVerified account ‏@HumanServicesAU Mar 21 @Illusive_Beauty The Income Support Bonus may not show until the day it's paid to you. If regular payment isn't showing, pls call when u can

>>44220

can confirm I worked for 7 years for AQIS / quarantine in the international airport

>>44207

Nope

Clive Palmer saved the income support bonus btw, they were going to axe it but Palmer United stepped up and saved our money

so if you vote (i dont) vote for them cunts

>>44223

smells like bullshit

its true m8 i been reading about it to find out when im getting my fuckin money http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-03-20/palmer-delivers-ultimatum-on-income-support-bonus/5334254 he went at them for ages fighting them to keep it

>>44225

>for children of soldiers killed or wounded in service

>>44225

income support bonus for children of soldiers killed or wounded in service

>>44227

its all the same thing

PUP senator Glenn Lazarus said that while his bloc had agreed to repeal the tax, some of the spending which the Abbott government had promised to scrap in the lead up to last year’s election will be retained in the short term. The schoolkids bonus will stay until 2016, but will be means-tested. The income support bonus will also remain in place. As part of the deal, the rise in compulsory superannuation to 10% will be delayed a further 3 years and now won’t be introduced until 2021. Low income super contributions will remain until 2017. Clive Palmer said 50% of Australians will be dead before they can access their super, so he preferred to give families the money now.

>>44220

I'm with iinet too, just got home from down the street and the internet isn't connected at all, there's not even a red light on my modem, just a few of the ones for network and shit but the internet light is out. I called them up and got placed in the queue for a callback, should get back to me in 15

got my income support bonus paid this morning

also to note, before it went through it showed up as 2 seperate payments on same date.. then once it went through it just showed up as 1 payment, but i had 110 more then usual payments

though if u got paid today aswell (well this morning) then somethings fucked up by centrelink if you didn't get it.

>>44220

have you had Vision Stream out to test the internal wiring ?

>>44231

thats great news m8, im really needing extra cash

that 105 dollars is gonna pay for some shit.

wonder how aussie neets getting along in his gold finding shit

>>44231

Fuck, I got paid this morning but no bonus. I really don't want to ring them up and get put on hold for an hour and the closest office is on the other side of town ffs

>>44234

apparently if its not in this pay it will be in the next one

>>44232

Nope, what is that? Never had it mentioned to me any of the dozens of times I have called up.

>>44236

if they send a telstra technician all that cunt does is test the wiring from the exchange to the nearest point on the street the cable goes to…. they dont test anything from the street to your house

Vision Stream is a private company iiNet and many other ISPs use that will test the internal wiring of your house. If your house internal wiring is fucked or too old, they will tell you and be able to fix it (hopefully)

I worked for 8 years in ADSL tech support for a major ISP in australia and dont know everything, but i know a bit

>>44234

yea theres probably heaps of people ringing/going to centrelink wondering why they didn't get it while others did

also if i didn't get my account suspended the day before for failing to declare income (thought I only declare on the fortnight i got paid instead of fortnight you actually worked) i wouldn't have got because it wasn't saying the bonus in that day when I checked… which was 23rd instead of today, 24th

what I dont understand is the centrelink website is so fucked it rarely works and yet they only allow you to submit your reporting on one specific day

if you dont fix your fucking website why not allow reporting anytime at all

>>44237

That is weird. Telstra are legally obligated to look after the line to the first access point, which would be in my house. I have had a telstra tech come up into the house before to look at the port while he was working in the line. Plugged some device into it and everything.

>>44240

yeah m8 they test if it can make phone calls, they dont care about stability for internet

Telstra is responsible for maintaining the service up to the network boundary point. Unless a MDF (usually found in unit complex) is on the property, or another device marked as such, they are normally responsible to the first socket. Telstra will usually say if the fault lies with your equipment or your internal wiring (ie: House Wiring) then its not their fault.

https://www.cabledup.com.au/internal-wiring-issue-internal-cabling-problem-check-internals/

>>44241

From that page

>Your ISP is only liable for maintaining the copper PSTN line up until it terminates at your premises (called the Network Boundary Point), which could be either at your First Socket…

My NBP is my first socket so yeah.

>tfw no kangaroo gf

>>44279

Pork is a pleb tier meat m8

>>44279

slow cooker, bbq sauce, brown sugar

or weber bbq, snake method charcoal and aluminium foil wrap after 3 hours with sauce mopped and brown sugar / butter

Directions Season ribs with salt and pepper. Pour water into slow cooker. … Cook on High for 4 hours (or Low for 8 hours). Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Transfer ribs to a baking sheet. … Bake in preheated oven until the sauce caramelizes and sticks to the meat, 10 to 15 minutes.

>>44320

Yeah, I thought I bought beef ribs, turns out they're pork

get some Sweet Baby Rays sauce from ALDI or woolies/coles if they have it for the ribs

>>44330

Unless you're going to take below minimum wage you're not going to get a backpacker tier job

>tfw no dingo gf

>>44344

>>44296

?

>>44330

$22 an hour to pick fruit. That doesn't sound so bad. Just learn some Korean keywords and you'll be 'right.

roo

>>44347

>tfw no inland taipan gf

>>44330

>tfw I know minor conversational Korean

>no own transport

When will self-driving cars come out?

>>44279

Went and bought another of these, some bbq sauce, red onion and brown sugar. I'll make a cookpost when I whip them up. The ribs were $8 but I put them on the scale and entered the weight in as apples, cost 3 bucks. I'm gonna do it every time I buy something expensive and it's busy so I can get away with it huehueheu

>>44229

50% of us will be dead before we can access our super?

Clives got bleak outlook on life

>>44455

Does the self-serve by you have scales? If not you can just cram shit in the bag after scanning a 70c packet of stock cubes.

>>44456

Wait… what's going to kill them? i don't get it. Is he predicting the habbening?

>>44457

and set the buzzer off… it goes by weight, so if you scan stock cubes and put in a 5kg hunk of meat it triggers the alarm

best thing to do like I said last night, place the barcode facing up or whatever and key in potatos or oranges or something cheap

but thats if you wanna be a thief, i guess… some of the self serves have signs saying they have cameras aimed at each one now too, FYI

I wouldnt do it again, it was stupid to do in the first place at my age

>>44457

Yeah, I know. My local woolies has a crazy amount of security though. Cameras in all the aisles, and dudes working security walk around the store the whole time, there's a person behind you at the self service and one at the exit watching everyone like hawk. I used to regularly go to another woolies and fill a brown paper bag with pastries, walk to an empty aisle and stuff my face.

>>44459

Yeah that's what I did, saw your post last night.

I used to walk to foodland (no car) with my own two wheel trolly that you couldn't see into

Used to fill it up while I shopped and unpacked it when I got to the checkout before repacking it.

After about a year they started asking to see in it to make sure I hadn't left items in there.

I never stole anything but I could have taken hundreds of dollars were of shit considering they never asked to see in there until then.

here you go m8's this is where I got my idea from years ago on NZ show Jono and Ben At Ten

but yeah as a protip, you buy the most expensive beautiful tomatos the shop has and put them through as the dirty shit ones

if anyone ever stops you, say oh i must of pressed the wrong tomato button? my bad

and nothing will happen, but if you be a little adventurous and start doing meat and shit i'm sure you will come up on someones radar

>>44463

Did you know woolies stores it's fruit an vegies in freezers for 3 weeks before putting them on the shelves? Woolies produce is far from fresh m80.

>>44464

my mums worked at woolies for 20 years, i know loads of shit about that fucked up store

>>44464

this has all the info you want > https://www.choice.com.au/shopping/everyday-shopping/supermarkets/articles/fresh-food-tricks

>Technological advances mean the lamb chops that look so succulent could have been butchered four months ago, and those shiny red apples might have been in storage for more than a year.

>>44455

Just becareful with that, and if you do get caught, deny deny deny, act surprised, machine error, nothing you did yourself.

I've been buying top cuts and weighing as onions and shit for years now. My brother even did a small xmas ham, would stuff cabanosi down his pants, I swear he did it just for the thrill of it.

>>44459

>best thing to do like I said last night, place the barcode facing up or whatever and key in potatos or oranges or something cheap

I don't get why people enter in cheaper items at self serve, you're stealing anyway by doing that, why wouldn't you just not pay at all?

>>44459

That is why I asked if they have scales at his. My ones do not. They did get some but then they turned them off after a couple months. Guess they slowed people down too much or something.

>>44460

Oh that is harsh. I have seen security at my ones but only at late night near closing like 10pm+. Which is not when I do a lot of shopping, so, I do not care about trying to shifty shit.

You know you can just walk around and eat right? They do not give a fuck if you have a snack/drink as long as you keep the barcode/brown bag to remember to pay. Might be different in an area where the shop needs security though. But I almost always grab one of those sweet chilli, cheese and capsicum rolls and eat it while doing shopping. Love those damn things. Either that or I will grab a drink, I dunno how other humans go around all day without drinking for ages.

>>44461

I used to use one of those because no-car. I just chucked it on the underside rack of a trolley then walked around with the trolley. Felt like it would be too dodgy packing directly into it.

>>44462

Are tomatos wicked cheap in NZ or something? They are one of the more expensive fruit/veggies here. You gotta go carrots, usually $2-3/kg, tomatoes are almost always $4-5+.

Sometimes potatoes and sweet potatoes are good too. Also watermelon but sometimes watermelon has a barcode.

>>44471

tomatos same price they always been in Australia m8…. funny they cost the same as them dirty ass potatoes that you press on the screen

haha

>>44472

Potatoes are like $1-2/kg sometimes. Cheapest I have ever seen tomatoes is $3 which is how much expensive potatoes out of season cost.

>>44469

Cause like people said, scales. If there is no scale then sure may as well just cram it in but if you have to get the scale to accept it then you need to put it through as something

>>44469

Because it's a less obvious way to steal things and people legitimately have so many problems with em that you always have plausible denial - you don't have that walking out the front door.

>>44475

yeah if anyone asks me oh sorry i pressed potatos when it was 5 star tomatos woops my bad

its better if you use the same product but the shittiest version of it but buy the most expensive one

>>44467

> shiny red apples might have been in storage for more than a year

Yeah they're shiny and red on the outside and fucked up on the inside. Gross as fuck bitting into a hard shiny apple only to find out the core is dead and rotting, yet somehow the flesh is still hard.

I don't eat apples anymore tbh, prefer other fruits.

>>44473

>when you bite into the bacon the tomato inside explodes and scalds the inside of your mouth with boiling tomato juice

>you now can't taste anything for a week

Nice try Shlomo but I think I'll stick with tendies.

>>44127

Man that sounds a lot more fun to me then muh dicking gooks all the way to the hospital.

>aussie neet just now realising meme magic is real.

>Crashed Germanwings flight 4U 9525 wasn't enough.

If you want further proof, just look into how consciousness affects quantum physics; things get very interesting then.

>>44481

look, germanwings made me seriously consider it, this book sold me on the concept. meme magick is real

meme magick happens - need to make that into a sticker

>>44030

>what even is neet edition

Not in Education, Employment or Training

You dumb fucking normalfaggot

>>44483

I think he was just referencing the discussion we've been having on the different types of neets there are m8, privileged neets, failed normies etc

How did you not pick up on this

>>44483

fuck me m8, you are dumb as dog shit

>>44483

>>44484

just uni normies come in thinking they're neets because they're paid to learn how to jazz hands instead of clapping so they don't trigger anyone

>>44486

they become neets during the school holidays before getting back to it lol

Spoke to muh dad. Said he might be a guarantor for my land loan if I can somehow get the deposit together.

I need at least 20k.

Centrelink is about 15k per year so if I move into a tent and stop paying rent I'll have the deposit within two years. I can get work fruit picking or something during that time too and maybe speed the process up.

Shit might work out tbh.

Only problem is my disability employment provider is going to expire in like a year. Then I'll be with a regular job agency and that's going to be fucked up tbh and tough. I could ask centrelink to give me more time with them though.

>>44486

That is probably me, I have not seen anyone else post about uni. I was neet for 5 years before starting uni.

Also I do not go to some faggy PC uni.

>>44489

>Also I do not go to some faggy PC uni

All Unis teach Marxism.

>>44488

buying land on the neetbux probably isnt such a great idea unless youre buying it outright m8

what about land tax, stamp duty and all that fucking shit ? dont do it

get that 20k and fuck off disappear somewhere for a bit

>>44491

he should go gold detecting, just not on my fucking claims

>>44464

>reject food with any kind of visual defect

>treat the food like shit anyway

Supermarkets are so fucking shit.

>>44489

did you go to uni as mature aged student?

i fucked up in high school because i sat home playing wow and dota (and other reasons as well, got pretty stupid at end of high school, used to be top of class in year 9/10), didn't go to classes and didn't study at all so scored terrible. not even enough to get in the shitty uni courses.

thought about going into 'pathway' courses or going to tafe to get into a uni, but then thought i'll probably still fuck that up like i did with highschool.. but instead of just losing job prospect, i'd also be in debt from the courses

>>44488

just grow some weed or something m8. if you don't care about getting caught/got nothing to lose, you can make some easy dosh. i'd do it but I don't think the risk is worth the reward at the moment. If i had job experience or something I wouldn't care, but being a neet with no job experience, getting a criminal record on top would probably make it impossible to find a half decent job.

it's not hard though, just put each one a fair way apart so it doesn't look suss. don't clear to much of the ground around where you dig the hole (put something around where you dug like leaves or something so it's not obvious someone cleared the ground there) and clear any soil bags/pots away from the area. make sure you don't leave a trail from walking to and from them (i've found plants from this before, was easy to spot but also easy because you know they need to put in places where there's sunlight as well).

then once the plants are settled into the ground you just water once every 3-4 days depending on weather, sometimes don't even have to go for like 2-3 months if it rains every couple of days.

for fertilizing you just put it in once they've settled, at that point the plants would probably be about 30cm or so high which is time you'd add some nutruients/fertilizer. but growing in wild is full of pests and shit… most dealers probably have insecticide shit on the leaves from getting the pests, because it's hard not to have any when you grow in the bush.

if you plant like 20 of them a fair way apart (like say 5-10meters for each one, maybe have 1-2 in a group about 3 meters apart) then it's not hard to water them. and if some do get found (by some random bushwalker) they won't find them all usually. if they get found by a bushwalker who reports to police then i don't know what happens there… most people would probably find them and take for themselves/tell someone they know instead of telling police around where I live. police can setup cameras (like those wildlife cameras that detect movement) and shit around but if it's just a small one i doubt they'd do much, probably just take the plants away and that's it.

>>44495

imagine a neet in jail, esp if you're the skinny androgynous neet type, gonna get raped big time

>>44491

>get that 20k and fuck off disappear somewhere for a bit

Yeah I'll just waste it on something stupid like gook whores, plz die faggot.

Na m8 I wanna become self sufficient.

>>44492

Yeah I'll see how successful you are first I don't wanna pay 5k for a detector and not find shit. I don't even have 5k yet, only like half that.

>>44467

the big supermarkets meat departments used to be way worse from some people I know who are butchers. they say they're not that bad now. they're better then some local butchers that people would think would have way better meat. but also depends on certain things or something, i think they said the sausages are total shit at big supermarkets.

still even some of them local butchers aren't even as good and can be sketchy as fuck they say as well.

>>44495

Yeah. I had the option of going into uni proper or doing a pathways thing for my first year which would then count as my first year of uni. I did that one because you get extra support. Like I mean holy shit I had no idea how much extra support we got until I went to uni proper. The pathways people handhold you through everything, at uni the lecturers leave it completely to you to find information about anything and everything.

>>44497

>Yeah I'll just waste it on something stupid like gook whores, plz die faggot.

you're fucking stupid

for less than 10k you can buy an amazing caravan. bam, instant fucking house you can live forever rent free in.

FUCK

is anyone else failing these fucking stupid captchas consistently? cant even fucking read them most of the time

>>44502

OK.. I'll spend half my deposit on a caravan… I want land.

>>44503

you're dreaming if you think you can buy a land package on the fuckin dole and keep up repayments

>>44503

some areas you can't even have a caravan on land, even if you own the land, gotta check local council regulations

>>44504

Land mortgage repayments are much cheaper than rent. Go look up the formulas for interest calculation and loan repayments. You'll learn something and be less of a dumb cunt.

>>44506

You need to kill yourself too, I'm not moving rural to be told if I can place a caravan or not. I don't expect any cunts to even set foot on my property once I buy it. . No one will know if I have a caravan.

>>44507

"They probably won't find out" is not a good strategy

>>44508

Good thing I don't want a caravan anyway, right?

>>44507

telling people giving you advice to kill themselves and calling them dumb cunts is a sure way to go here.

how old are you, btw? I reckon probably 20-22 … and know fuck all about everything.

>>44509

Doesn't just apply to caravans m8

>>44508

not only is it not a good strategy, but it'll fail because cunts are nosey and will trespass and report you for the smallest of things, and you're not going to be able to afford to buy the hundreds of acres you need to make it secret.

may as well go and live in a national forrest if your intention is to build an underground bunker, why buy land when you will need to pay rates etc etc

>>44512

lol

he's gonna go pitch a tent there or something and get royally fucked over regardless.

thinks hes ok just to buy a flat block of land and thats the end of it

if that were the case every nigg nogg in australia would be doing it

and then what happens one week when cenno cut him off and say you failed to report… you dont get paid for 2 weeks… banks gonna go wheres our money you cunt, we need money … we're not waiting on cenno

>>44510

Nice playing the age card because you've got nothing else. Growing old doesn't make you smart.

I don't need advice from people who don't know what they're talking about anyway.

I mean if I've already done the interest calculations why do I need some low iq ignorant old man to tell me I'm wrong even though he's never researched it in his life.

Also i don't mind advice as long as it isn't some form of "you can't do it" like these same fags that are you too

>>44512

>>44513

>>44515

Some people just want to drag everyone else down so they don't feel so bad about never achieving anything themselves.

It's pathetic.

Guess I'll never try anything because some old losers who haven't done anything told me it wouldn't work…

>>44515

he won't even get a loan, even if he has a deposit. only way is if his father has assets and is willing to go guarantor on the whole thing and pick up the repayments if he can't manage em, which he wont, because a) penalty on payments for moving to a regional area that has no jobs b) can't keep up with mutual obligations c) cold as fuck living in a tent in tassie, go north, too hot, non ariable land.

>>44516

edgy, do what ya want, what would anyone here care? you're the one that solicited feedback by mentioning it

>>44518

I didn't expect to be put down but it's not surprising that low self esteem neets would try to hold others back,i guess.

>>44519

no-one is putting ya down mate, just giving ya some advice and suggestions, don't have a melt down, we can only go on what you've shared anyway, clearly we dont have the full story

>>44519

You can do whatever you want m8, just don't be surprised if it goes wrong

>>44516

>I don't need advice from people who don't know what they're talking about anyway.

>I mean if I've already done the interest calculations why do I need some low iq ignorant old man to tell me I'm wrong even though he's never researched it in his life.

I've owned my own house when I was 20 mate so I probably know a shit load more about it than you ever will

I'm telling you buying a block of land ON THE DOLE (which the bank wont fucking allow anyway) and then trying to live in a tent in the minus 15 degree weather is not a good idea

you got like 2500 saved up…. lol

I asked if you were 20-22 years old because that's generally the age you get these hair-brained ideas thinking of what you can do without researching fuck all and it never comes to fruition anyway. So I guess I was right with the age bracket.

my advice to buy a caravan was OK because you can move the cunt anywhere you want or tow it behind a car.

so moving house is basically hooking your house upto a trailer or whatever and driving somewhere else.

what are you gonna do with a block of land no one wants to buy, the bank is foreclosing in because you cant make repayments and pay the council tax, land tax, stamp duty, etc and then get fined for sleeping in a fuckin tent because every neighbour you'll ever have will wanna know what the fuck you're doing there

and if you're in a tent trust me it will take about 2 days for some cunt to have reported you already

>>44522

another example is a house boat. In Sydney / Glebe the aboriginals must of all chipped in years ago and they bought this big double decker huge fuck off house boat and they just dock the cunt there all the time

it has a letter box out the front and all

If ya dead set on living on ya own land, just go live in a national forrest, fewer people around to cause you problems.

I even did some 5 seconds of googline for you m8

http://www.ata.org.au/forums/topic/11433

"Living In a Caravan, what are the rules. Tasmania. (33 posts) (9 voices)"

theres a whole forum with cunts talking about that specific thing.

basically if theres no house on it, you cant do it. You need sewerage system on top of the DA approval for building a house and without that ya fucked.

they call the cops have you removed from your land

>>44526

>theres a whole forum with cunts talking about that specific thing.

Probably not much else to do in tassie tbh

in QLD for doing what you're doing is a 1400 dollar fine, cant be bothered looking for more shit

you should do your own research besides looking at interest rate payment calculators

>>44526

Haha, you're really shitting on the kids hopes and dreams. This is the reality sadly.

btw i don't think you're an idiot for wanting to do this, just naive to think there aren't people in government and council etc etc who will go to any length to stop you because if we all start doing it, their deck of cards collapses.

tent-anon had a good idea just fuck off and go camping for weeks or months

he had a great positive attitude too

>>44533

Aren't there a lot of restrictions on where you can camp for free?

>>44534

yeah but you can camp in national parks and shit for periods of time and get cheap permits

i guess you could just keep changing parks

>>44534

sure, but you're not going to lose your land and shit like that camping on crown land, they'll just tell you to move on, you pack up, move on, set up camp somewhere else

how can't you cunts understand simple risk versus reward?

>>44536

you just get a 1400 dollar fine each time you get caught

lol

how long will neetbux continue to pay your land loan, your rates and living expenses and fines each time you get arrested?

>>44536

I'm just suggesting a possible risk, not weighing up risk vs reward

>>44537

no, i mean tenting on crown land, not the land you bought.

no-one, unlikely anyway, is gonna fight you if you go tent it up in some national forrest in the middle of fkn nowhere.

Spergfest a day keeps the normies away

Keep it up cunts

>>44540

I've gone camping in Bundeena national park in sydney when I was in Scouts as a kid (yeah yeah)

and people dob you in for any old shit. The rangers were on us the very first few hours there.

we had to buy a permit that allows stay for 3 days or so.

>>44541

fucking funny m8… no wonder we dont have more users

>>44542

i didn't say national park, i said forrest, 2 different things.

just find a farmer or someone already with a land and ask if you can stay there

people out em up for fruit picking saying they'll let people stay in caravan accomidation if they pick fruit for the costs, just hit one of them up and say you'll pay a certian amount a week cash in hand if they let you stay in a caravan there.. someone will do it

find somewhere close to the coast so you can fish for free food as well while you save up your neetbux or something.

>>44542

Agreed that people in general are fucking nosy, there's always gonna be some cunts that make your business their business for no reason at all

>>44542

for example

>State forests are often less crowded and less developed than Victoria's more popular National Parks. You can walk your dog in State forest - which you are not allowed to do in National Parks - as well as go camping, picnicking, walking, fishing, four-wheel driving, canoeing, trail bike and horse riding, hunting, swimming and much more

I can't even go detect in a national park or state park, but i can in a state forrest. this guy can prob go live there too, camping is fine, noone is gonna know if he's been there a day or a year

>>44542

that's because people would probably go there and trash the place with litter or light illegal fires if they just let people camp in national forests without them checking

people are stupid with fires and that's probably one reason why

>>44548

interesting

http://www.depi.vic.gov.au/__data/assets/pdf_file/0003/225804/FS0006_-_Camping_in_State_forest.pdf

says you dont even have to pay shit

>>44549

dude would trash the forest with cum rags and tisses after a few days posing a health hazard to the flora and fauna

>>44550

Yeah, sounds dumb, but there is a difference between parks and forrests.

>>44525

>>44548

Yep I was gonna do that. Find a free Park and live there. Hopefully one near centrelink. Some have shit fees but I won't go to them.

Plus I've been researching all the legitimate excuses for getting out of job search and homelessness is one of them. Would be pretty funny to get out of job search by willingly becoming homeless. Wouldn't do it too much though. Might just use it to get a month off if I need it.

>>44553

lots of homeless people cant get cenno payments because they dont have a fixed address to add on their file

>>44554

yeah that's what i thought, how do you get outta mutual obligation and get payments? maybe ya gotta be temp homeless, not perma homeless like abos

>>44554

Fight me Irl old man. As a vegan I'm sure I could rekt a fat semi retarded old man such as yourself.

>>44555

Exemptions are for a maximum 13 week period. They probably only let you use the excuse once. After the time is up if you try the same excuse I guess they tell you to fuck off.

Just finished watching the force awakens, what a fucking shit movie and disgrace to the first 3 i watched growing up :\

>>44556

shit, thanks, i think i might try the homeless shit and go detecting for 13 weeks and keep the payments up, that'll last me rest of autumn plus some winter

>>44557

What didn'ty you like about i?

>>44558

Good luck m8. 13 weeks is the max though I'm not sure if they automatically give you that. Definitely have to lie about being kicked out too and family troubles.

>>44560

great idea have social services turning up at your parents questioning why they booted you out and now youre homeless lol

>>44557

ESB is literally the only decent star wars movie

And even then it contributed to kickstarting the shitty high budget sequel trend that has basically killed film

>>44562

i refuse to even watch this new star wars, wtf is the point? episodes 1-3 were shit

star wars was never really that good anyway, over hyped to fuck

>>44559

strongk female, nigger, accents, story, the entire thing, it's cucked, kylo ren has this fucked up facial bone structure which the jew picked to make whites look bad

>>44553

A mate of mine told them he was a drug addict after he lost his job, and he didn't have to do any job active shit, he was in stream 3.

>>44565

mate, i was in stream 4 for years.

i went to work for the dole ONCE, one fucking day, this is like 10 years ago, i thought to myself, no fucking way am i ever going back, didn't know what to do, went to doctor and that kick started the endless medical certificate loops.

for all the shit the media give cennalink, i've had it easy for a decade.

>>44565

that goes on your file forever

>>44566

Is It still easy to get medical certs?

>>44567

Does anyone care? Wouldn't that be a positive, if anything? You want to look as fucked up as possible on the file, right?

>>44566

I don't know why you quoted my post to tell me that, ok?

>>44567

So? What does that even mean

>>44568

i started having trouble getting them and then some how managed to wind up at a disability provider after a centrelink review, you get put there for 2 years at a time, at which point ya meant to go back to a normal job provider, but they just renewed me for another 2 years.

disability provider means no work for dole requirement, i just gotta go job search once a week for an hour, really i am only meant to go 1 catchup a fortnight but i get along ok with my case manager and i like going to see her (i want to fuck her tbh)

>>44569

cause you said your mate was on stream 3 for drugs, i was on stream 4 for muh anxiety and muh depression, that's all i'm saying.

>>44570

you should make another autist rage video after your next meeting and delete your channel.

>>44572

i dunno what streams are but i looked at some fucken papers when they were signing me up for WFD.. and it said stream 2

i had to sign new papers and shit as the 1 year neetlife came up

>>44561

What the fuck would social services care if they do not want some fat 28 year old sitting in their basement? Surely at that point even they would say it is time for the kids to leave.

>>44572

why be a cunt?

>>44573

they got rid of streams, no longer exist.

>>44570

Yep I'm with one now, never been with a normal provider and want to avoid it at all costs.

Btw what's the stream shit? I am down as only being able to work 15h/w.

>>44574

Top kek

>>44576

They use to have 4 streams, stream 1,2,3 and 4. It's from years ago, but stream 4 was the worst (best) because your mutual obligation wasn't as much as someone on stream 1 who was considered a normie and had the book thrown at him.

my medical certificate is finished on the 15th of april, they want me in for a fucking training session the very next day

reckon doctor will gimme another one for 2 or 3 months for the same thing ?

>>44572

dont be rude cunt

The aussie neets a top fucking bloke unlike you

>>44578

Doesn't hurt to try and ask, but if you are depressed and anxious, contact Centrelink for a review and tell em you want to join a disability provider for more assistance.

>>44570

>I want to fuck her tbh

Kek, have you tracked her down on Facebook yet? I found the chick who deals with me at max on Facebook, and fuck me. Talk about damaged goods. She's a train wreck.

>>44568

Not that Anon but assuming they just accept a standard Dr's medical cert then they are pretty easy to get depending on your Dr. The Dr's I have been to in my recent life were ez, they are pretty much willing to do whatever you want, if you wanted drugs you could probably just ask. They kept prescribing valium and oxycodone and shit that nobody ever asked for. Too bad benzos do shit all for me. Oxy is maybe ok, did not take enough to find out, opiate addictions are srs bsns, killed my dad.

If I ever need a med cert I could just say I was feeling crook earlier and ask for one.

>>44577

I was a stream 1 because I had worked at a cafe like 3 years ago. I still didn't have to do much except the weekly (or was it fortnightly) check ins where I check jobs for an hour. After 6 months they wanted me to start doing onsite modules or some dumbshit for like 20 hours a week. Signed up for education and switched my payment lmao.

>>44578

Just tell him you're a vegan and he'll give you another for being mentally ill :^)

>>44571

Ah, no worries m80

>>44581

I looked but she isn't anywhere online, so I think she is probably using her middle name as her first name so people can't find her Facebook account. There is no chance a woman in her early 30s does not have a FB or instagram or some shit.

>>44583

put me straight on DSP for being such a weak faggot

>>44582

He's not asking for a med cert for one day like normies mate. I use to get med certs for 6 months at a time, years later the cunts would only give me a week becase "Centrelink was cracking down", teh fucking doctor told me that. Centrelink would call them up and harass them.

so what did they replace streams with?

Are normies lumped in with robots?

>>44588

I'm not sure, I've been with a disability provider since they made the changes. Actually, I got referred to a normie provider who told me my exemption time was up and that I'd have to start WFD, so that is what prompted me to have a big sook and go down and see centrelink and they did a review and hooked me up with a disability provider.

I just cannot do WFD, no chance.

>>44587

My gp who I used to get certs off told me the same thing, would only give me 3 week certs while I was at neato. Now I'm at amax and they're no longer accepting medical certs at all the cunts

>>44587

Fair enough, med cert I was talking about is for like 2-3 weeks. I have never tried for ones over a month.

my med certificate was for 2 months, he wouldnt give me any longer

hope he will renew it

Y'all should read these to learn exactly how shit works. The cunts at job search aren't going to tell you shit.

http://www.welfarerights.org.au/sites/default/files/legacy/1b4b4518879e8fea0ed9c0dad823740c.doc

http://www.welfarerights.org.au/sites/default/files/legacy/dfc2e837ff731d50d37d2bc0c1d101d2.doc

>>44585

True, is there much banter between you two? Does she seem to like talking with you?

>>44595

they just pretend to be nice to your face, build some rapport. behind your back probably laughing at you and disgusted by you.

>>44595

yeah, we talk a bit, and she has a whinge to me about her mortgage and how she would leave if she could, even with the red pills i've been dropping on her, she only backed up a bit when i mentioned stopping blacks, muslims, asians coming into the country, but has still been friendly.

seriously, last monday at job search right, we're meant to be there 2 hours, there are 6 of us there, and she says to me, and me only, oh aussie neet, do you wanna go home? you can go home if you want, didn't offer it to anyone else. I'd only been there like 45m. I am pretty sure she wants to fuck too, but can't risk her job over making the first move. I know when women want it, i know that look and approach they take. There is no reason for her to do me any favours.

>>44596

that's true for most of em, but this chick i have i'm not so sure.

>>44597

How are you going to try to do something about it?

>>44599

I'm not. She'll have to make the first move.

>>44597

"Aussie Neet: how to rape your job active provider"

>>44600

Why not? M8 all that will most likely happen if you don't go out on a limb and make some what of an attempt is she'll lose interest, you gotta strike while the iron is hot m8

>>44601

pretty much this, i'm not risking losing my neetbux because i misinterpreted something, been years since i've chased a woman like that anyway, rather my neetbux tbh

>>44602

nothing is worth risking neetbux over

>>44557

Same here m8 what a piece of trash, the pacing was especially horrible not to mention all of this >>44564 . Honestly the graphics where terrible, the consistency slipped up multiple times. They constantly insult the starwars universe and also are very vague about all of the back story.

The number 1 problem was that there was literally no universe building. That was something episode 4 and 5 did really well was give scale to the whole thing through comparison and smart dialogue. The planets had no real life on them either it was a single hub they went to on each planet that had no more than 30 people on each. Every planet in the new movie was low effort boring shit where they copy pasted the same square of terrain over and over. Desert planet 3 types of dunes copy pasted, grass planet 3 types of tree copy pasted, snow planed 1 type of tree copy pasted. As for the dialogue it was litterally 50% refrences to the other movies and 40% "lol I am funny because I am self aware" (10% straight line exposition explaining the plot so far in baby terms). NOW WE GET ONTO THE PLOT. Episode4plot>deathstarbigdickedition>send whole fleet of 30 x-wings(no y-wings/frigates or any other rebel ships)>????>we did it!>whitegirlistronkandindipendant. I will stop ranting now but fag was a pet monkey character(lol even if you dont wanna racemix blacks are just fun coolguys that wont rape you) not a romantic interest character even though there was a lot of posturing implying that they were fucking.

>>44604

You could try simply asking her subtly what she's up to after work, if she says nothing ask her if she'd like to catch up for a coffee or something. I don't see how that could possibly lead to your payments being cancelled.

>>44603

let's say you make a move cause you get your signals mixed and confused yourself, she claims harrassment or whatever to her employer who also report you to cenno for "serious breach" or even possibly a sex offender list crime, you can't trust any women… especially not these job active bitches

plus whatever you do means if it fails, you need a new job provider and everyone will know you tried to make a move on her etc

fuck that m8

>>44606

sorry aussie neet, i'm you're case manager and that question is inappropriate, let's focus back on you instead.

i don't need the humiliation tbh

>>44607

>claims harassment

Yeah I see that happening only if you're a complete fucking sperg about it

>>44608

Just tell her you cant work because you have been too sexually frustrated then she will say "oh well thats what I am here for". Trust me m8 I have watched a lot of internet movies.

start with

"have you ever been on this cool site called eBaums world?"

and then get ready to get your fuck on

>>44608

It's only humiliating if you let it be m8, kind of like it's only awkward if you let it be awkward

>>44610

Kek generally laughed at that one

>>44581

You're first clue should have been that she works at MAX

>>44600

Just whip out your cock and ask "Bitch you want sum fuck?"

>>44618

shin raymen is god tier, nothing else comes close

>>44618

i switched to shin ramyun after i found they sell them in packets like mi goreng

I've basically lived on instant ramen as my main meals of the day for passed 3 months though. started with barbeque mi goreng, got sick of that and switched to satay, got sick of satay because it's too salty and switched to hot n spicy which is like original mi goreng but better. but even that's pretty 'salty' after i switched to shin raymun.

They're all full of salt though. Whenever I switch flavours it seems I can notice they are more then others. The seasoning packets and using too much makes it too salty. Some of the seasoning sauce/oil, especially satay and hot n spicy make them way too salty tasting if you use too much of it.

now shin raymun has got to that 'too salty' point and i've been eating actual meals like rice & veggies or buying chicken instead.

I used to cook only rice and shit every day and only occasionally have instant noodles once or twice a week, but I got sick of cooking rice every meal and just kept making noodles instead.

I wonder how much that 3 months (for atleast a month I ate nothing but instant noodles and a sandwich or two a day) has affected my health though. They're high in fat

>>44621

yeah I just ate a bag of rice snacks from Woolies, woolies brand

98% fat free it says in huge letters

300 grams of rice snacks is 1430 calories and like 500 carbs

thats like three times the daily total I have been eating … in one tiny ass bag of chips

fuck this shit

>>44622

fat free actually means pumped full of other shitty chemicals, i think ACA did a report on it one time

>>44623

I'd give her a free sausage sizzle anyday, bet that muff smells great.

>>44629

When exactly is the supposed free sausage sizzle on at bunnings? Every time I've gone there they're $2 each.

My internet is still fucked.

>rang up iinet this morning

>it just rings out

>realize it's easter friday

Fuck easter.

What are you neets getting for easter with your gbp?

I'm getting some nice dark and white chocolate

>>44639

GBP? I've just been snacking on a massive packet of those tiny solid Cadbury milk chocolate eggs for the last few days, bought it for 10 bucks at woolies

>>44640

good boy points

Fucking normie REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>44641

>good boy points

Get the fuck back to r9k faggot

>>44639

great british pounds i thought heh

>>44639

Fuck chocolate, just gonna get some big fuck off KFC meal.

Rich man tendies

anyway just woke up finally. all fucking morning "HEY ANON ARE YOU AWAKE? ANON ARE YOU UP YET? ANON ARE YOU AWAKE?"

IF I WAS FUCKING AWAKE I WOULDNT STILL BE ASLEEP IN BED!

i dont know why parents have to be so fucked… just let me sleep, dont keep repeatedly calling out if im awake or not for 5 fucking hours

>>44646

>not getting up with the sun.

Your parents dindu nuffin

>>44642

Not autistic enough for r9k

FeelsBadMan

>>44646

Stop being a fucking nigger and wake up at a whitemans time then

>>44648

part of being a NEET means I can sleep when I want and wake up when I want

>>44650

>Not being vegan

>Not waking up with the sun to eat some oats and fruit and do your daily excercise.

>not being fit and healthy

>>44651

Irreparable brain damage and missing out on meats other benefits does not sound healthy at all.

>>44653

>Irreparable brain damage

Top kek m8 I'm getting all I need without the illness that animal products cause.

>>44654

i thought everyone made it clear that you were not welcome here faggot

>>44655

Na that was you, fatties out

>>44650

still no excuse for being a nigger

>>44654

And what illness would that be? I don't think you are getting all you need either, where are you getting b12 from? Where are you getting Carnosine from? Where are you getting fats to provide energy for the body from? Where are you getting Omega 3 from(ones that your body can actually use properly not the plant based ones)?

>>44657

Nazis did nothing wrong. Hitler was right

>>44657

Vegefag here. I love hitler tbh.

>>44661

>On website where the biggest board is /pol/

>Thinks someone saying hitler was right is bait

Wut

>>44662

Muh anecdote beats scientific studies, right

>>44663

you only read and cherry pick the studies you want to drive your faggotry agenda

>>44662

>>44662

That'sa pretty

>>44664

you just cherry picked two pics

>>44664

Largest and most reputable studies are anti meat and pro plants.

The articles on blog sites that try to sell animal products as healthy link to studies that go for like a week with ten participants and have methodological flaws.

>>44667

how about shutting the fuck up you dirty vegan weak faggot. no one fucking cares here.

>>44668

How about shutting the fuck up you slimy, unfit and weak faggot. No one cares about what fat people say as they are inferior.

>>44667

Yeah, like that bogan on YouTube, he must have been at the cutting edge of unbiased research into diet. It's actually swinging towards pro meat in most cases particularly by those that actually have any merit, they are even starting to see that fat does not make people fat and that meat does not cause cancer or anything.

>>44670

Kek you really are a piece of shit, what's it like having literally having no one in the world give a shit about you?

>>44671

>muh conjecture

>>44671

literally eating sausages is giving you cancer

have some Brussel sprouts m8

>>44650

NEET =/= Lazy piece of shit

>>44659

#Realmeneatmeat

>>44669

Man I'd love to strangle and force fuck her

>>44676

so whats the difference between waking up at 3pm and staying awake til 7am… or going to sleep at 10pm and waking up at 7am ?

why does it make someone a lazy piece of shit for sleeping or waking at different times to you?

>>44679

who the hell gets 9 hours of sleep

>>44680

apparently if you only sleep during set normie times then you're strong and not lazy

but if you sleep outside of set normie times then you're a lazy weak meat eating faggot

>>44659

>b12

Supplements

So should meat eaters tbh. It comes from bacteria and modern sterilization of water and washing of vegetables destroys most of it.

>carnosine

Dont need it/make it myself

>fats

I eat a lot of nuts and seeds everyday and dark chocolate sometimes.

Some people live fine on low fat though. There's also coconut fat for any retarded faggot that wants to go high fat. It's a lot safer to go high fat as a vegan because plant fats like coconut fat do not clog arteries.

>Omega 3

Linseed, chia seeds and walnuts - I eat other types of nuts and seeds too but I think those three are the highest. I don't see any reason to supplement but I could with algae if I wanted too. Other vegans test fine for omega 3 and most meat fags rarely eat fish so they don't have higher omega 3 levels than vegans.

>>44679

Vitamin d from the sun is easier to get if you're awake during the day. Also convenient to let the sun regulate your body clock, it's confusing going to sleep when the sun is coming up. I did it for a year before… Way better now I'm not doing it.

>>44682

Normies sleep in all day because they have been drinking and sharing stds all night.

>>44683

can you honestly stop ruining every neet thread with your faggot agenda

>>44684

I don't mind the vegefag

>>44685

thats because theres only really one or two at the most of you going on about it all the fuckin time

>>44680

Not that poster but 9 hours is objectively the right amount of sleep.

>>44687

the right amount changes throughout your life

>>44683

Meat eaters do not need b12 supplements if they are eating enough meat and the fact that 92% of vegans lack enough of it would tell me that there is a chance that supplements either do not work that well or they are not taking enough, any vegan worth his salt would be aware of the issue so one would think that most would take the supplements.

Do we really NEED much at all? No, the body can run on hardly anything just not well and not for as long. The body does not produce enough and it is useful in that it lessens the deterioration of the body so it will stop muscles getting weaker and prevent things like Alzheimer's.

Nuts are not going to give you enough, as for animal fats clogging arteries, they do not. However, meat does provide vitamin E which actually helps the arteries, I am not sure if one can get this as effectively from vegetables alone.

The body does not handle Omega three from plants as well. There is omega three in red meat and fish is still a meat anyway. That brings up another point, any meat eater can eat fish or any kind of meat AND and kind of plant, so he has the best of both worlds, vegans only get plants.

>>44687

It's like 7 or so for adults, 9-10 for kids and teenagers m8

>>44689

>animal fats clogging arteries, they do not.

You literally just talk shit. Like you just make shit up as you go. Just spew stuff out with no evidence. But I think you actually believe it lmao.

someone said a night or two ago that you cunts keep sperging out keeping the normies away

keep it up you retards

>>44692

Why would normies post here though?