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File: d01b22bf29141b8⋯.png (105.06 KB, 500x381, 500:381, sunshine-state-e-lic-kill-….png)

 No.105041

The indictment against the now-infamous 'NEET gang' has taken a surprising turn, flummoxing lead prosecutor Steve Wageman; a witness reports the men were minutes from receiving their sentences when they suddenly threw back their sleeves with a piercing cry of 'NEET LYFE', to reveal each had a wrist tattoo of the alt-right mascot Pepe Grenouille. Calling upon a special witness for the defense, they revealed they had been receiving matching friendship ink at the time of the crime; circumstantial evidence strongly supported this claim.The trial is ongoing.

For information on Wednesday's thread, please click here >>104254

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 No.105045

All these foreign flags creating new threads lately..


 No.105047

>>105042

Nah my family has been in Aus since around 1890, mothers side is German, Dad's side is English/Irish/Scottish, both of them had tripe when they were kids.


 No.105048

>>105041

Best OP gen we've had in a while, 10/10


 No.105049

Maroochydore


 No.105050

SHIRE


 No.105051

LAKEMBA


 No.105052

Big poo


 No.105053


 No.105054

>>105051

Are you a leb?


 No.105055

>>105054

Worse.


 No.105056

File: d192cc935c3b5f6⋯.png (480.91 KB, 500x439, 500:439, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.105057

>>105055

Oh, I see.


 No.105058

File: 5d04b2efdf8b166⋯.png (1.77 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out081173.png)


 No.105059

>>105058

Morning, Karen.


 No.105061

>>105060

>that NEET who is still upset


 No.105062

Ongoing NEET spergout


 No.105063

>Pepe Grenouille

lel is Grenouille a reference to something?


 No.105064

>>105062

Talk about choosing a molehill to die on.


 No.105065

File: 41c49cd6eb8244f⋯.png (42.7 KB, 1206x391, 1206:391, ClipboardImage.png)

NEETS what the fuck do I do about my NEET start claim? Its the 12th they said it would be done by now


 No.105066

>>105058

A NEET who has no direction in life, cannot be lost


 No.105067

File: b1ee1cae5bd4ed6⋯.jpg (634.86 KB, 1632x1224, 4:3, IMG_0877.JPG)

The oil for my bike has arrived, kinda wish the oil filter also came so I could at east get the oil change over and done with.

>>105065

Get on the phone and start harassing them.


 No.105068

File: b8d1686385645c1⋯.jpg (134.57 KB, 960x949, 960:949, 1531295211438.jpg)

Apologies if the pic related makes anyone cringe but it changed my outlook a bit.

I really wish I committed to YouTube or stayed invested in the crypto scene in the early 2010s, likewise for the Call of Duty video making scene when I did edits for guys that now have over 200k subs on YouTube. I wish I created something for now I just consume media, food and sleep, my creative energy and passion is gone. Now I am just baseline existing.

https://www.smh.com.au/business/companies/lip-gloss-boss-kylie-jenner-to-be-youngest-self-made-billionaire-in-history-20180712-p4zqyh.html


 No.105069

>>105068

Never too late to start. As the ancient Chinky proverb says, "The best time to plant a tree is 25 years ago, the second best time is your mother."


 No.105070

>>105065

No, read it. It says "estimated" completion date, in other words, we'll get around to it eventually if we've got nothing else to do


 No.105071

>>105068

I like this image.


 No.105072

>>105070

The CennoATOpolice are driving to his house right now.


 No.105073

File: 6104c91b0728501⋯.png (822.65 KB, 1653x1023, 551:341, 6104c91b07285014cb6981e810….png)

Good morning NEETs. This is two days in a row I have been up before 10am.


 No.105074

>>105067

What folding knife is that and what guitars?


 No.105075

>>105068

>I really wish I committed to YouTube or stayed invested in the crypto scene in the early 2010s,

better late than never nigga

I was make youtubes in 09 ish and it was just stupid shit with highschool friends but man we could have made some cool shit if we stuck with it

>>105070

God damn it i dont want to call today

>>105073

nice one


 No.105076

>>105074

Benchmade HK folding knife, guitars are a epiphone les paul custom, ltd alx-600 and some cheapo ashton acoustic.


 No.105077

>>105041

Nice Thread mate. Very well done.


 No.105078

Anyone got the screenshot of the pedo clinton organisation detective guy who tried to find kidnapled abo kid? There is a pol digging thread on a sus caravan company.


 No.105079

>>105078

No clue, sounds kinda tinfoilish.


 No.105080

I knew fr*gposters were manlets


 No.105081

>>105073

Same, been getting up at 7AM lately and feeling great.


 No.105082

>>105081

7am is a pretty comfy time in the winter. You get that nice early morning light feel without having to get up at 5am like you do in summer


 No.105083

>>105015

Good morning mate. Sorry to hear you are still under the weather.

>>105017

I just watched the highlights. I enjoyed England losing.

>>105025

>I had to leave the house because my moms friends are coming over

Did you really have to? Maybe you should have joined them for coffee and sweet buns.

>>105027

Good morning my man. Nice to see you.

>>105029

Morning.

>>105031

The key to heating is not just having a good heater, but also making sure the heat can't escape from your room. The gap under the door should be blocked.

>>105034

Have a nice day mate. See you when you get back. Oh, how I miss you.

>>105037

Well toasted.

>>105039

Phil Leotardo used to make grilled cheese on the radiator when he was in prison.

>>105040

The smell of cooking tripe is the worst part. Apparently it doesn't taste bad.


 No.105084

>>105045

There is no room for this sort of xenophobia here.


 No.105085

>>105051

Is that you Mufti?


 No.105086

>>105058

Good morning Karen.


 No.105087

>>105065

You need to relax and be patient. It will be done when it's done.


 No.105088

>>105049

Noosa represent


 No.105089

File: 9491440ce106134⋯.jpg (27.04 KB, 555x555, 1:1, 1411158895833.jpg)

My morning catch-up is done. It is time to go out and make love to the power rack.


 No.105090

File: 1a220bf80e26425⋯.png (920 KB, 632x1001, 632:1001, 1a220bf80e264250661b8b2a48….png)

>>105089

Don't forget to go beastNEET mode


 No.105091

>>105089

Enjoy.


 No.105092

File: 09887cd1ed8ba6e⋯.png (45.01 KB, 1101x406, 1101:406, ClipboardImage.png)

After that 18cm chad dick neet posted I fell down the rabbit hole of penis growing

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS SHIT IS LEGITim 16cm, but i wanna go to 20cm and hurt girls with my dick

https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/1mdf1a/pegym_and_other_penis_enlargement_sites/


 No.105093

>>105092

Sounds painful


 No.105094

>>105092

as a virgin with an 8 incher, I can safely say that size doesn't matter


 No.105096

File: 220cd3f701ae541⋯.jpg (151.84 KB, 1095x800, 219:160, How-to-assemble-Jes-Extend….jpg)

>>105092

Oh yeah, I bought one of those.

It's pretty uncomfortable and there was no middle ground between "slipping off" and "tightened so hard it starts turning purple". All the belts involved to tighten them either pinch brutally or straight up start cutting into your knacker without like 20 solid minutes of readjusting it.

Not to mention that there's no real "leaning forward" with it on so unless you've got a super lounge-like chair for your desk, computer work is out of the question.

There's also a lot of shoddily made knockoffs. I bought the original Jes Extender. It's definitely well made, it's just not an instant panacea for dick insecurity.

Keep in mind that I was fat when I was using it.


 No.105097

Penis size is such a silly thing to worry about. It is the least of your problems.


 No.105098

>>105090

gune 12


 No.105099

File: 589f6be62656a82⋯.png (9.75 KB, 323x325, 323:325, 589f6be62656a82e0868016dd8….png)

>>105092

>wiley-black well


 No.105100

>>105097

If you're an executive, you've almost certainly got another inch or two hiding away inside your FUPA.


 No.105101

>>105100

frankly unfortunate pubic area?


 No.105102

>>105101

close enough


 No.105103

Sliced up that left over tenderloin and put it on a roll with a dash of gravy. Pretty comfy lunch.


 No.105104

>>105092

>reddit sex

Let me guess they talk about polyamory, polygamy, "sex positivity" and other concepts in order to justify their whoring.

Well I am going to read

Ted Kaczynski's manifesto and Revolt against the modern world by Julius Evola


 No.105105

>>105042

Were they coal burners?


 No.105106

>>105104

READ SIEGE


 No.105107

>>105092

>I want to hurt girls with my dick

Brutally honest and also noble in your intentions


 No.105108

>>105045

>>105084

Fuck off we're full.


 No.105109

>>105106

Can upload the PDF.


 No.105110

>>105060

Perceiving posterior-pulverized porn poster's presence.

>>105061

What this NEET said.


 No.105111

Those screws finally arrived, fifteen days after they landed in Australia. No customs tampering.


 No.105112

File: f8ed645fc11851e⋯.jpg (27.06 KB, 342x322, 171:161, wiley-blakey.jpg)

>>105096

what other exercises did you do and for how long?

>>105094

I know, but i literally want to hurt girls with my dick. I've seen the animal whores that women become during sex and i want that. have you got a gobbie or such

>>105095

your dick doesnt matter that much neet

>>105104

na bruh i just googled pe gym. In that there reddit thread is pics of some dude who grew his micropeen to like 4inch without going to a forum

>>105107

thanks mang

>>105099

>blackey-whitey bell


 No.105113

>>105089

What color is your power rack?


 No.105114

>>105112

>I've seen the animal whores that women become during sex and i want that.

First-hand or only in porn?


 No.105115

>>105113

He doesn't like it when he posts the colour and somebody else posts something.


 No.105116

File: 5d18341784736a2⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.67 MB, 1000x760, 25:19, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.105117

>>105114

first-hand


 No.105118

>>105117

So you are a virgin who has been in somebody's bedroom when they're getting railed?


 No.105119

>>105111

Do you live a regional town, is that why it takes so long or it is because of the GST changes?


 No.105120

>>105119

I live in metro Adelaide. Usually Sydney to Adelaide is 4 or 5 days at most.


 No.105121

>>105112

>have you got a gobbie or such

no I am pure


 No.105122

File: b89e6f7a76f42a2⋯.jpg (512.34 KB, 2000x1500, 4:3, b89e6f7a76f42a2fc53989fc99….jpg)

Become refreshed and satisfied!


 No.105123

File: 7c2aacc6f8f14c4⋯.jpg (12.99 KB, 650x366, 325:183, d6a42ff40eb592200f72cf7224….jpg)

>The tribunal found there was no evidence Mr Recio had performed any of the jobs he claimed, and that he had not even logged in to the corporate network since 2012 despite having his own computer.

>It also emerged Mr Recio had been running a male brothel out of his home since 2005. At one point he threatened to reveal the identities of his clients, warning there may have been cameras inside and the “graphic information” could compromise many politicians.


 No.105124


 No.105125

So many lazy wagies in the news:

>A NURSE has been arrested after she allegedly told police she had deliberately organised for more than 20 elderly patients to die after her shift had ended.

>According to several Japanese media reports, Ms Kuboki confessed to killing the two men before later admitting she had also injected the chemical into the IV bags of at least 20 other patients.

>According to the Asahi Shimbun, Ms Kuboki initially denied the killings, saying: “I have worked hard to help patients die in peace, so I was shocked by the incidents.”

https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/japanese-nurse-admits-to-speeding-up-deaths-of-patients-so-they-died-after-her-shift/news-story/eb41760a230a6831942c949d1617d027


 No.105126

File: a50be3d6b02374b⋯.jpg (881.6 KB, 966x3054, 161:509, 1531303102990.jpg)

NEETLYFE


 No.105127

>>105126

N E E T G A N G


 No.105128

File: 705b6f8cdd4839c⋯.jpeg (10.08 KB, 300x168, 25:14, built_like_boogie.jpeg)

>>105100

m7+1, speak for yourself - I've got at least 6+2 inches buried under the FUPA


 No.105129

File: 0478b10b72a1c82⋯.jpg (95.45 KB, 400x542, 200:271, japanese-nurse.jpg)

>>105125

>tfw no japanese nurse qt to put you to sleep


 No.105130

>>105103

>a roll

Not very keto.


 No.105131

>>105130

I'm sick


 No.105132

>>105131

I had not read that carbs cured illnesses.


 No.105133

>>105132

back off mother fucker


 No.105134

File: 47c1a92af45e200⋯.jpg (10.83 KB, 225x225, 1:1, 1439135457526.jpg)

>>105133

Illness has made you fractious.


 No.105135

>>105134

AntagoniserNEET


 No.105136

File: ed0cfc14bdca300⋯.jpg (83.85 KB, 560x400, 7:5, group_giantfeast.jpg)

>>105132

15 pieces of original recipe can cure anything. Just stay away from the coleslaw.


 No.105137

File: 7f5c21e64dc5005⋯.jpeg (10.41 KB, 225x225, 1:1, 5be4856951a224fc30123eaf4….jpeg)

>>105136

Don't forget to pick up some refreshments on the way home!


 No.105138

>>105136

I couldn't even get close to eating that much in one sitting.


 No.105139

>>105137

>brewed ginger

Yup, a proven influenza treatment


 No.105140

File: fd4b774e51f97ae⋯.jpeg (7.17 KB, 300x168, 25:14, boogie.jpeg)

>>105138

And this is why you're sick. Look at boogie here, do you think he's ever been sick a day in his life?


 No.105141

>>105138

That is why you will never fuzz to your chair.


 No.105142

>>105140

I'm not sickNEET.

>>105141

A good thing


 No.105143

>>105142

>A good thing

Then you do not properly understand the NEET life and the joys of an intimate and encompassing relationship with one's chair.

I feel pity for you.


 No.105144

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Don't know if any of you NEETs are interested in geopolitics but I found this extremely interesting, if most of things this guy is saying come true then the world is going to be tipped upside down, interesting times ahead.


 No.105145

>>105121

>jerks it to pov porn and hentai on 2 monitors

>pure

>>105123

>>105124

this guy is fucking awesome

>>105118

yeah I was helping the horse get it into ya mum


 No.105146

File: 31ccc6a4f76cad9⋯.jpg (175.28 KB, 600x400, 3:2, 1ebf20616d3abd42604aeada62….jpg)

>>105139

We're here to help you feel better.


 No.105147

>>105143

For me NEETdom is about being frugal and somewhat of an ascetic, it's all about balance.


 No.105148

File: 1971f9c9f6b39a8⋯.png (137.84 KB, 566x528, 283:264, 1971f9c9f6b39a84e3e1d39774….png)

I was wondering if some of you wise NEETs can help me out here, since I work part time, does this make me a part time wagie, or a part time NEET?


 No.105149

>>105148

There is no such thing as a part time NEET.


 No.105150

File: 1a5cf4780af1db4⋯.png (3.7 KB, 205x246, 5:6, 1a5.png)

>>105149

Well for four days out of the week I am not engaged in any employment, education or training.


 No.105151

>>105148

part time wagie

neet is a state of mind


 No.105152

>>105148

The N stands for Not, so it's not really a sliding scale thing


 No.105153

File: 467c4ef53564aac⋯.png (26.99 KB, 657x527, 657:527, gZ38ujB.png)


 No.105154

>>105153

You could always call yourself a freeter


 No.105155

>>105154

This actually perfectly describes me, although it is not as well known as NEET.


 No.105156

>>105148

It's like asking how many dicks do you have to take in the butt to be counted as gay.


 No.105157

>>105156

Interesting observation, I thought of it more like a glass half full or half empty type of question though.


 No.105158

>>105156

The answer to that is 13, the first twelve times was just being curious, but going back for that 13th makes you a full blown fag


 No.105159

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Going back and watching this.

Now he's leaving and the blackpill sets in even further.

He has fun on stream but then every other aspect of his life is a shamble just like mine and he's getting older and realises what doom he is in just like me.

Watch it before he takes it down, I'll probably start downloading some more videos from him.


 No.105160

File: 3fb35f0f9ad8e60⋯.jpg (107.75 KB, 1159x1009, 1159:1009, a6e03f15beedafc6202ad13bcc….jpg)

>>105159

Another happy customer.


 No.105161

>>105159

This guy is pure depression


 No.105162

File: a85842d5ada38d7⋯.jpg (311.46 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, p15o5xgg356z.jpg)


 No.105163

>>105162

>they can afford dominos and brand-name icecream

Absolutely zero sympathy for the top 90%.


 No.105164

>>105159

I do not see any advantage to myself in watching such a miserable person.


 No.105165

File: 161da6e68a65794⋯.jpg (171.13 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 5bd7f905-ed84-4c39-bc29-86….jpg)

tfw no instagram thot gf


 No.105166

>>105165

Can she stand up straight or does her ass act as a counter balance for her tits?


 No.105167

>>105166

I dont know but fuck I love how trashy and thick she looks


 No.105168

Kinda tumesced


 No.105169

>>105041

>lead prosecutor Steve Wageman

Brilliant. I'd also like it put on record that I was too depressed to get out of bed before midday. Sobriety sucks big time.


 No.105170

>>105168

Consider wanking


 No.105171

Was the onahole used and where is our review?


 No.105172

Haha, I forgot I can just skip meals to fit shitloads of beer into my diet plan.


 No.105173

File: 246f8e982b07011⋯.webm (8.17 MB, 640x360, 16:9, You've got a friend in me.webm)

>>105169

>Sobriety sucks big time.


 No.105174

>>105076

They're all cheapo guitars m8 ;)


 No.105175

How hard is it installing a new radio and speakers in the NEET mobile?


 No.105176

>>105175

If you have a common car I'm sure there are installing vids on yt


 No.105177

>>105176

Thanks.


 No.105178

File: 810f676d8af9f57⋯.jpeg (254.56 KB, 610x610, 1:1, BoomBox.jpeg)

>>105175

Just get a boom-box and put it on the passenger's seat. No wiring required but you'll be constantly replacing batteries so I'd look into investing in rechargeable batteries and mayhap a solar panel to put on the car's roof for mobile battery-charging.


 No.105179

>>104938

>"Ken Park"

"Ken Park is about several Californian skateboarders' lives and relationships with and without their parents."

https://www.rollingstone.com/movies/pictures/barely-legal-30-nearly-pornographic-mainstream-films-20140318/ken-park-2002-0456912


 No.105180

>>105175

Depends on the car, but it's mostly pretty straightforward and easy.


 No.105181

>tfw you will never be as content as Hickok45


 No.105182

File: 6cb06f53e3d56fc⋯.png (29.53 KB, 710x577, 710:577, 1527395995758.png)

BITCHES LOVE SALSA


 No.105183

Bitches love boongs


 No.105184

>>105162

disgusting normalfag meme


 No.105185

>>105178

I have considered this option and I am considering it again

>>105179

That film has had controversy in Australia (arrest from public screenings), but I cannot recall if it has been banned.


 No.105186

>>105184

Must have hit home a bit hard for you.


 No.105187

>>105186

>having a spotify account

>going on reddit or 4chan

>playing LoL

>playing current runescape

>playing WoW other than private servers

>being able to buy weed

>getting grades at all

>ben & jerrys

>domino's pizza

>getting a prescription for any drugs in the first place


 No.105188

File: 4cd0a973a947a63⋯.png (73.8 KB, 800x599, 800:599, 1531306028592.png)


 No.105189

test


 No.105190

File: 8d4523f4345f622⋯.png (3.29 MB, 2377x1201, 2377:1201, vaporwavecar.png)

rate my shitbox going onto beamng tomorrow


 No.105191

>>105190

Hard to rate with poor angle and low light.


 No.105192

File: 0f7b28f253344cc⋯.jpg (3.56 MB, 3645x1919, 3645:1919, money.jpg)


 No.105193

>>105192

That's a boong's car.


 No.105194

>>105192

6.5/10


 No.105195

File: 4c721b1555c6e0c⋯.png (4.41 MB, 2948x1596, 737:399, HighresScreenshot00012.png)


 No.105196

Moderate rape mobile


 No.105197


 No.105198

Severely comfy neet


 No.105199

File: 353b6f34873c11b⋯.png (623.79 KB, 821x522, 821:522, danistheman.png)

stay safe shireNEETs


 No.105200

>>105199

Why? I am safe.


 No.105201

>>105192

nice, but it's no astra


 No.105202

>>105200

RAINSTORM


 No.105203

>>105199

>do architecture

>stop at bachelors

???


 No.105204

>>105200

>>105199

Thunders and lightening


 No.105205

>>105202

So it's not safe to go for a drive?


 No.105206

>>105205

No you can go for a drive.


 No.105207

My brain constantly torments me with negative memories from my past. They are the last things I think of before I fall asleep and they are there again immediately upon waking.

Recently my brain has been working very hard and finding new ones to dredge up. Things I haven't thought about in years. Minor incidents, but ones I cringe at with embarrassment or shame.

Why does my brain do this to me? How do I get it to stop?


 No.105208

>>105206

Thanks NEET, I am heading out to buy that car radio and accessories.


 No.105209

>>105204

Very very frightening.


 No.105210

File: d0e269a303ad99e⋯.jpg (53.93 KB, 793x786, 793:786, 1519860341205.jpg)

>>105208

Take it easy in the wet.

>>105209


 No.105211

>>105207

You need to take up the pepe mindset. Become smug and superior in your inferiority, turn your failings into satire and your mistakes into mischief


 No.105212

File: 60a17ac6d95d6ed⋯.jpg (752.23 KB, 1162x775, 1162:775, efdfef46c2351c21c3e360236a….jpg)

>>105207

>How do I get it to stop?

We both know the answer to that.


 No.105213

>>105199

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>105201

based


 No.105214

File: d63e33c1d08c472⋯.jpg (104.12 KB, 500x637, 500:637, GlaDv3N.jpg)

>>105207

Meditate, focus only on the present.


 No.105215

>>105211

>take up the pepe mindset

Is it possible? Can you just choose to have a different mindset and personality?


 No.105216

>>105215

Yes, it's quite possible. I have numerous personalities myself, it's rather entertaining


 No.105217

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>105211

>>105215

Boomer mindset is superior.


 No.105218

Just spent 50 minutes at the local fish and chip shop watching a chimpout. I got there just after 10 or 12 sudos had ordered $58 worth of food. The girl behind the counter accidentally rang it up as $580. Nog goes to pay wave it, getting prompted for a pin because it's over $100, and proceeds anyway. No way to refund the money, or cancel the transaction, because the shop owner is in Greece.

Niggers proceed to start hooting and hollering and refusing to leave.


 No.105219

File: 43cb888fe2cfbe6⋯.mp4 (4.33 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Boomer USA.mp4)

>>105217

every day until you like it


 No.105220

File: bb21698883f81d4⋯.png (181.78 KB, 866x635, 866:635, 1528599754353.png)

>>105211

This is pretty much what I have done, I view my past shortcomings and overall life situation as one massive joke.

Whenever I fuck something up I scream out "JUUUUUUUUUST" in my head and imagine everyone around me as Brandon Fraser and do other meme shit like that. I've pretty much stopped giving a shit about my appearance to a large extent in terms of what clothes I wear, I still do gym and eat healthily though.


 No.105221

>>105218

damn imagine living somewhere niggers and greeks live

the urban divide is fucking crazy, I live in a completely different country to the majority of Australians


 No.105223

>>105219

I already like this meme


 No.105224

File: da0c2ccecaf3a0b⋯.jpg (125.43 KB, 1211x364, 173:52, Powerball.jpg)

As the ancient Chinky proverb says, "You gotta be in it to win it, goyim".

((( https://thelott.com )))


 No.105225

>>105218

I might have had a minor chimp out myself if that happened to me. I would have known I could dispute the transaction myself with my bank though.


 No.105226

>>105222

A weeks worth of refugeebux i presume.


 No.105227

>>105222

Probably their free Anglicare bux.

>>105221

Yeah, it's fucking disgusting. I miss when I was a kid and there were one or two token asians at school and a wog.


 No.105228

*Draw closes 7:30pm AEST


 No.105229

>>105225

The shop girls were doing what they could, trying the phone the owner and her family. They just wanted them out of the (tiny) shop so that other people could be served.


 No.105230

File: f0abb7d7d8c8b06⋯.jpg (112.26 KB, 432x493, 432:493, 1400872889538.jpg)

>>105092

>>105096

>>105112

>increase FLACCID length

Does this even translate to erect length? are you neets dumb? or do you know your not gonna get an erection anyway so you have to make it seem as big as possible. Just be happy with what god gave you faggots. Your lonely because your autistic not your dick size.


 No.105231

File: f61753cb4bf6ef1⋯.jpg (18.97 KB, 220x220, 1:1, jew_basic.jpg)

>>105224

As we tell the goyim, you be the gamblers, we'll be the bookies.


 No.105232

>>105221

Same here. But they just imported some Africans to collect trolleys at the shopping centre.


 No.105233

>>105218

Were you inside or outside the establishment during the chimpout?

>Nog goes to pay wave it, getting prompted for a pin because it's over $100, and proceeds anyway.

wtf didn't he think hold on a second it is only $58 why am I putting my pin in again and then you know, figure out obviously that little food was under <$100?

but yeah what happened? did the shop owner tell them to fuck off? did the police come? did middle aged white women rush in to defend the sudos and offer to pay?


 No.105234

>>105220

I don't know that I could do that. I have a lot of pride.


 No.105235

>>105224

Is that man the merchant seller of our NEETcommune?

I wonder what would happen if one of us did strike it big or won the lottery, I would hope they'd share a few hundred at least and buy each of us some shit in the mail or something, would be a pretty cool situation to have a true richNEET causing NEETs to create shitty OC and stuff at his desire.


 No.105236

>>105234

I used to


 No.105237

>>105224

I have quit the gambling Jew. For good this time.


 No.105238

>>105233

I was inside talking the other white blokes ahead of me still waiting to order.

The shop girls got their details on paper, and security told them to get in the carpark and wait or the police would be called. The card owner remained inside mouthing off.

Nobody defended the niggers. This is a poor suburb, and I get the impression that some of the poor whites are starting to realise these imports are getting handouts that whitey isn't.


 No.105239

>>105237

Stay strong, (((gambling))) leads to nothing good.


 No.105240

>>105239

unless you win


 No.105241

>>105238

==ELIZABETH==?


 No.105242

>>105240

>(((winning)))


 No.105243

>>105238

>security

Just for the fish and chip shop or was it part of a bigger shopping centre?


 No.105244

>>105235

I wouldn't give any of you a cent.


 No.105245

>>105230

Yeah but it's easier to rest easy when you've got every base covered and you're unfucked anyway. A big difference in just being a fundamentally unlikeable person and being unfucked because you're short or fat or small-dicked.

Somehow the former is so little of a blow it doesn't even matter.


 No.105246

>>105243

It's attached to a small shopping mall that has a couple of unarmed "respect mah auth-thor-a-tie" types.


 No.105247

>>105218

>No way to refund the money

>the shop owner is in Greece

Sounds BS to me, they should have been able to refund the transaction on the spot. It's a P.O.S. thing brother.


 No.105248

>>105246

A sad reflection on the state of society that such things are necessary.


 No.105249

>>105227

tfw I was the wog


 No.105250

>>105247

Maybe? Do the POS things have some kind of management level override that the counter girls wouldn't have access to? I'd imagine the shop owner has been fucked over by dumbass employees before.


 No.105251

>>105247

It's "these dumb fucks aren't white enough to use Yelp and $580 is worth 20 minutes of a chimpout".


 No.105252

>>105247

Dumb sales girls don't know how to use the eftpos beyond the most basic functions.


 No.105253

>>105233 (checked)

>nog

>why didn't he think

C'mon NEET.


 No.105254

>>105238

>security told them to get in the carpark

Isn't this a hate crime?

>some of the poor whites are starting to realise these imports are getting handouts that whitey isn't

Rahowa when?


 No.105255

>>105238

The poor whites in the northern suburbs aren't much better than niggers themselves.


 No.105256

>>105255

Yeah, well the poor whites don't go to the top of the public housing list the day they get here, or get given a household appliance and furniture package and free groceries from Anglicare.


 No.105257

File: 44ad5fd87c3ac37⋯.jpg (35.29 KB, 380x349, 380:349, 1531377811920.jpg)


 No.105258

>>105257

This started its funiness downhill run last week sometime.


 No.105259

>>105258

T. Boomer.


 No.105260

File: 0bf7618f084a21e⋯.mp4 (6.81 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Moonman - Eugenics.mp4)

I was given a week longer to find a place, getting a bit desperate. Looks like I really will become street neet soon. Every fucking application I send in takes over a week to tell me no. What standards do they have. Im starting to feel like I couldnt get a cardboard box in the tip at this rate.


 No.105261

>>105256

They manage to get a fair bit out of the charities mate. I have seen them at it. There is a NEET here who used to be at it himself and has no shame about it.


 No.105262

File: 50942cc9963bae2⋯.jpg (34.25 KB, 334x334, 1:1, 1531357936041.jpg)

>>105257

Lookin good m8


 No.105263

>>105260

Walk into Centrelink and say you're a muslim and need assistance.


 No.105264

>>105224

Got my ticket in, all these other NEETs will be impressed when I can single-handedly pay for the NEET Compound, with money left over for Dan


 No.105265

>>105260

post more moonman


 No.105266

>>105260

You are going to find it impossible if you have no form of income.


 No.105267

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.105268

File: f5a8a257acb7419⋯.gif (470.83 KB, 512x288, 16:9, 1478077408216.gif)

I just dropped my beanie on the carpet and when I picked it up it was covered in dog hair and dust. I am living in squalor here.


 No.105269

>>105268

FilthNEET


 No.105270

>>105268

u need a lint roller my friend.


 No.105271

>>105260

If you are at risk of homelessness you can jump to the top of the public housing queue. Just go into your state's housing organisation and explain your situation.


 No.105272

File: 95296d7a0ccad99⋯.mp4 (4.39 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Moonman - Express Yourself.mp4)

File: ca87aab56c57177⋯.mp4 (4.49 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Moonman - Thank You.mp4)

File: 94746334927dbf7⋯.webm (7.08 MB, 480x360, 4:3, shoot for the moon.webm)

>>105265

sure

>>105266

I was thinking I could go on a car trip up the coast and hope for the best.


 No.105273

>>105272

While going on a trip might be fun you will become carNEET rather than StreetNEET.


 No.105274

>>105271

In what world would the government help a single white male neet that is fit like me? They would laugh me out the fucking door. I also dont wanna take that sort of assistance, its too shameful even for me. I would rather be homeless.


 No.105275

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.105276

>>105274

Being homeless would be more shameful.


 No.105277

File: d57e3b810405f8f⋯.jpg (3.7 MB, 3816x1644, 318:137, HighresScreenshot00016.jpg)

is V A P O R W A V E still in?


 No.105278

>>105272

49 faggots and 1 dune coon is excellent.


 No.105279

>>105277

What are the specs on this meme car you've made?


 No.105280

>>105277

It's all about F A S H W A V E now.


 No.105281

>>105280

Go back to 2016 you boomer.


 No.105282

>>105277

Also it needs to be more angular, like a late 80s Ferrari or Toyota MR2, gotta get that door stop wedge shape.


 No.105283

>>105276

I dont find it shameful to be alone and try and make my way. Begging on me knees for big daddy government to hold my hand makes me want to cry. Every time I walk into centrelink I get talked down to by fat blimps that were once women and I am supposed to listen to them. All I can think about when being talked down to from them is how I could probably kill them in one punch yet I have to prostrate myself to their whims and act like a good boy. It is the definition of shame.


 No.105284

>>105281

fuck you, you homeless coon


 No.105285

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>105282

>Toyota MR2

conversion


 No.105286

>>105250

>counter girls wouldn't have access to

That was my suspicion but you'd think there'd be an appointed manager-on-duty if the shop-owner planned to leave the country. But still it would have been fun to watch.


 No.105287

File: 30b73b6be2aa5b6⋯.jpg (12.69 KB, 258x245, 258:245, CkN1JdHXIAAwKJW.jpg)

>>105283

>I get talked down to by fat blimps that were once women

Also consider this, if you've ever worked before or paid any taxes you are entitled to take a bit back out to help you get yourself back on your feet so don't feel ashamed.


 No.105288

I hope keto NEET hasn't been eating chips.


 No.105289

>>105285

Good lord


 No.105290

>>105287

Yep.

It's just a pity dole payments aren't commensurate with previous contribution. You should be able to pull $50k dole for a few years if that was your last salary.


 No.105291

>>105261

I vaguely remember that NEET, what did he do again?

>>105263

I wonder if you got a tan and grew a beard if this would work okay, especially if you went into a rich white person area.


 No.105292

>>105291

>I wonder if you got a tan and grew a beard if this would work okay, especially if you went into a rich white person area.

I said it in jest, but seriously, do whatever it takes. Play their own game.


 No.105293

>>105260

Look into 'permanent' caravan parks in your area, or even regular 'tourist' parks where you could stay temporarily in a $50 tent. Both options are better than the street, though the former can attract some pretty dodgy people.

t. Once lived in a permanent caravan park that had regular visits from police


 No.105294

>>105288

I haven't.


 No.105295

>>105263

Yeah, get a negroplasty and claim to be somalian


 No.105296

>>105293

>though the former can attract some pretty dodgy people.

Just protect your rectangle and ignore everybody else.


 No.105297

>>105294

What did you have for tea?


 No.105298

File: a9ef7335385a7db⋯.png (62.45 KB, 192x263, 192:263, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.105299

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Let us crack a fresh SIP for the zoomers among us.


 No.105300

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.105301

>>105268

The sage neet pays no mind to such earthly matters.


 No.105302

>>105297

grilled fish


 No.105303

File: 6a083e9ab24fe60⋯.jpg (1.29 MB, 3829x2158, 3829:2158, HighresScreenshot00017.jpg)

>>105279

some stupid v12


 No.105304

File: 5c7fdeba86011c2⋯.jpg (59.63 KB, 876x537, 292:179, Kill Whitey.jpg)

>>105275

The look on the negroid's face is priceless


 No.105305

>>105302

Well done.


 No.105306

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>105293

>the former can attract some pretty dodgy people

>not drinking beers with literal boomers at your comfy Caravan Park


 No.105307

File: e5e0b85c7dfa236⋯.jpg (840.85 KB, 3589x2159, 3589:2159, HighresScreenshot00019.jpg)

last of the shots for now unless anyone has any ideas


 No.105308

>>105306

Looks comfy as fuck.


 No.105309

>>105291

>what did he do again?

Dove head-first into a dumpster


 No.105310

File: bb13ebb68b0b34e⋯.jpg (3.12 MB, 3773x1593, 3773:1593, neetmobile.jpg)

behold the n33t mobile


 No.105311

>>105310

Must be great bursting a tyre every time you encounter a bump in the road.


 No.105312

Been thinking about Weber's degenerate desire for Africans. Perhaps the sight of one-too-many burnt meals has led him to the dark side?


 No.105313

>>105312

What have I burned?


 No.105314

>>105311

A metaphor for a NEET's life.


 No.105315

>>105310

>That exhaust tip

Pass


 No.105316

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.105317

>>105306

All of us NEETs should get together and move into a comfy caravan park like this.


 No.105318

>>105317

No good to me I'm terrified of other people


 No.105319

>>105318

You would loosen up after a few weeks at the NEET caravan park. The forced interactions would be good for you.


 No.105320

>>105306

>>105308

This is a good example of media creating the white trash boogyman. We have all experienced white trash shouting and making us uncomfortable but the media then adds on violence and drug use onto that stigma. The truth is "white trash" is 90% good people who deviate from society and 10% actual degenerates who draw the most attention. My dad was a derro cunt and I spent a lot of time around those sort of people and not once did they hurt me or try to do anything bad. Fuck the jews for their lies. The true scum is the niggers that kill and the dunecoons that play pretend gangs because they have no real moral intelligence

We are a country of "white trash" convicts from England yet somehow we built a functioning first world country while the best niggers in Africa can barely maintain a city.


 No.105321

>>105320

Well said.


 No.105322

>>105320

>the best niggers in Africa can barely maintain a city.

Forget cities, they can't even keep one farm running.


 No.105323

>>105320

This rings true. The only couple of times I've been fearful in that suburb was due to drunk boongs. Not once has a white been a problem.


 No.105324

>>105320

>We are a country of "white trash" convicts from England

I deny this completely, all of our best men were highly cultured free settlers. Don't look down on the white underclass but don't look on them as the ultimate Australian. The ethnics are a problem but the true crises we face is the soulless cosmopolitan that has taken root in every institution.


 No.105325

>>105324

The eternal cosmo


 No.105326

>>105268

just vacuum once a week, it's the easiest cleaning task of all


 No.105327

>>105257

I might have to stop drinking the white sips because of this meme


 No.105328

>>105327

How old are you?


 No.105329

>>105328

Mid 20s


 No.105330

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>105329

You are the meme


 No.105331

>>105330

I don't think I can argue against this


 No.105332

>>105214

hey neet what are some good websites and places to learn mediation? I did headspace and its was good but i dont have the neet bucks to get the full one


 No.105333

>>105332

Look up some Buddhist guided meditation videos on youtube, it's the same thing just mindfulness meditation.


 No.105334

>>105041

You are a good gen maker.


 No.105335

>>105330

a great video


 No.105336

>>105067

Those guitars haven't moved since last I saw them


 No.105337

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ayyyyyyyyyyyy NEET PARTY


 No.105338

>>105068

Nice image


 No.105339

>>105337

I'm confused


 No.105340

just fried some mushrooms and steak in carlton draught


 No.105341

>>105080

nofun?????


 No.105342

>>105336

Kek, an astute observation.


 No.105343

>>105340

Sounds gross tbh


 No.105344

>>105336

I've been playing them a bit.


 No.105345

>>105083

>coffee and sweet buns.

That sounds nice,


 No.105346

Here comes old mate Depression


 No.105347

>>105346

tell him you have a date with your penis


 No.105348


 No.105349

>>105340

Let us know how it tastes.


 No.105350

>>105319

>The forced interactions would be good for you.

This is good advice for the majority of NEETs


 No.105351

>>105344

It's hard to play when you never play with anyone else.


 No.105352

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.105353

>>105349

it was great, don't know why you guys are freaking out, you've never barbequed some meat with a bit of beer?

eat with tomatoes and onions, delicious


 No.105354

>>105283

Are you MuscleNEET?


 No.105355

Going to try and watch demolition man for the 5th time. I keep falling asleep. It;s a good movie though. I'm pretty knackered already though.


 No.105356

>>105353

I am glad you enjoyed it mate.


 No.105357

>>105353

A splash on the hotplate, yeah. I thought you'd actually submerged it or something.


 No.105358

>>105355

Enjoy it mate.


 No.105359

Adding beer to food has been a meme for a while now. It is just a food fashion. They try and get it into everything. "OMG you won't believe the secret ingredient - it's BEER!"


 No.105360

>>105359

Beer batter is older than any of us.


 No.105361

File: d7ac08085720305⋯.jpg (493.44 KB, 998x1140, 499:570, boomer_2.jpg)


 No.105362

>>105359

this is fucking granddad's cooking, not melbourne buzzfeed cooking


 No.105363

>>105356

This and this

>>105357

>>105355

Is that the one with Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes? Great movie if it is.


 No.105364

>>105361

There is more heat created in the back of the Astra than under the bonnet.


 No.105365

>>105364

It's canceled out by the ice cold dude in the front seat


 No.105366

Tonight's drink

$4 rose wine I got from Aldi. I'll drink 6 units on an empty stomach. Why is everything getting worse?


 No.105367

>>105365

Ha. Yin and Yang.

>>105366

I've never had rose wine. This is my fourth day sober. What's troubling you?


 No.105368

>>105366

Drink it fast.


 No.105369

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>105367

Eggmans situation, the fact Mummybot's been yelling at me, neighbour said to me when I was doing the weeds "still haven't got a job have you?". My finances, the fact I'm losing interest in everything and the days are long. Eggmans streams were really comforting and now he's leaving and he's reminding me how dire the situation is for me.


 No.105370

Did that onahole get a run last night?


 No.105371

>>105370

I have also asked this question today and would like an answer?


 No.105372

>>105363

>the one with Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes

Yeah, it's great.


 No.105373

>>105369

I kind of know this feeling of isolation, but know that feeling the days are getting longer.


 No.105374

>>105371

Perhaps he hasn't stopped yet.


 No.105375

>>105374

That's a lot of strain on his body.


 No.105376

Which NEET is being evicted?


 No.105377

>tfw no euro trip


 No.105378

File: 623670c76cd309b⋯.png (120.92 KB, 219x230, 219:230, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.105379

>>105377

Reminds me of my early puberty years. Jerking off was a simpler game back then


 No.105380

File: 43d9f66bcd52ba9⋯.png (9.91 KB, 884x54, 442:27, fuckin what.png)

What? I'm supposed to wait another month to maybe get processed. I got rent to pay and I'm down to $20 to my name, landlord throttled my pathetic savings after I got cut off.

Fucking Centrelink, man.


 No.105381

File: 35c8c7c1a96ca42⋯.png (52.14 KB, 380x349, 380:349, 1525752858861.png)

>>105380

Go on gumtree and find some work champ


 No.105382

>>105381

craigslist may be a better option


 No.105383

>>105380

You need to ring them up and explain your in "extreme financial hardship" for them to prioritise your claim. Look up the criteria of what it is on Centrelink website and discuss it with them when you ring up.


 No.105384

>>105380

Don't they have an immediate hardship thing they can put through?


 No.105385

>>105381

>>105382

Been nabbing every odd job I can get my hands on.

>>105383

>>105384

Too autistic for phone calls.

It's alright, I'll think of something. I'm just not exactly sure what they expect people to do for the month it takes to confirm that they're below the poverty line.


 No.105386

>>105385

Honestly mate this is one phone call you should be sperging your way through no matter what


 No.105387


 No.105388

any of you been to TAFE? might take a useless 6 month course for something to do


 No.105389

>>105388

Good excuse to get free bennies


 No.105390

>>105389

what's a bennie and why would it be free


 No.105391

>>105385

You have to stretch that $20 if you don't ask for that priority postage. I once waited two months after they fucked up my payment. It was very tight time.


 No.105392

>>105391

*priority processing


 No.105393

File: 6b0f577bbde27fa⋯.jpg (89.35 KB, 675x637, 675:637, soyboy_asian.jpg)

>>105390

Idk m8 eggs benidict


 No.105394

>>105393

(hide)


 No.105395

File: ba38019f402ee48⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 117.63 KB, 800x434, 400:217, zz36821ab2.jpg)

>>105386

Probably, but it's about as likely to happen as getting

>>105391

Oof. Better tighten my belt, because I'm getting hunger pangs.


 No.105396

>>105395

Your going to be shitting pasta m8


 No.105397

>>105388

TAFE is pretty comfy tbh, it's mostly NEET daycare.


 No.105398

>>105397

I'm starting to dream of being a park ranger tbh might even do a diploma


 No.105399

>>105398

Go for it m80


 No.105400

>>105397

>NEET daycare.

Will the minders intervene if Stacie's BF is beating you because you send her an email offering her advice.?


 No.105401

>>105400

Maybe not.


 No.105402

>>105394

ask floens to fix his fucking app then


 No.105403

>>105402

I don't know who that is and hope he's not as nasty as that picture you posted.


 No.105404

File: 302d45a2129268e⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.36 MB, 733x1056, 733:1056, ClipboardImage.png)

Night all.


 No.105405

>>105398

Do you have a drivers license? Health and safety qualifications would help too, maybe do a weekend Royal Ambulance/First Aid course to help boost your chances post-qualifications.


 No.105406

>>105393

finally, a realistic depiction of a neet losing his virginity


 No.105407

>>105404

Night big nips


 No.105408

>>105407

bit racis


 No.105409

>>105404

Good night.

Disgusting picture.


 No.105410

>>105407

Bit of a rascal


 No.105411

>>105408

Nah m8


 No.105412


 No.105413

>>105412

what has you confuzzled, m8?


 No.105414

File: f6c7fc4479585f6⋯.jpg (48.15 KB, 500x374, 250:187, RpsJoXP.jpg)

>>105398

Let us know if you find any mysterious stairs in the woods.


 No.105415

>>105414

Those are rape stairs.


 No.105416

>>105413

I'm mystified by the form of those milkers


 No.105417

File: 135e82b5487b345⋯.jpg (9.74 KB, 288x246, 48:41, whitesonly.jpg)

>>105238

If you really wanted to help out and make your community a better place, you should put up a warning sign outside the shop so it won't happen again.


 No.105418

File: c60d318615cc86b⋯.jpg (453.24 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, Keyakis.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs>>105417


 No.105419

>>105418

Goodnight oriental fancier.


 No.105420

>>105418

arr rook same


 No.105421

>>105420

This tbh. What if you got a gook gf and then mistook another asian girl for your gf?


 No.105422

>>105421

I guess it's a bit like taking the umbrella that looks most like yours when everyone has piled theirs on top


 No.105423

>>105418

Good night.


 No.105424

File: 07bf3793645e9ce⋯.png (614.77 KB, 632x1756, 158:439, NEET life.png)

Take the Costanza pill. Be content with your NEET life and transcend.


 No.105425

>>105424

I'm pretty comfy and content with what I have tbh.


 No.105426

>>105424

the notes are a nice touch


 No.105427

>>105424

Can this be done. Are not our instincts and brain wiring too resistant?


 No.105428

>>105426

>A sort of farcical poem

Very nice turn of phrase here.


 No.105429

>>105427

it can be achieved effortlessly through schizophrenia/bipolar personality disorder


 No.105430

>105418

Nowhere near as cute as the nurse posted earlier today

>105129


 No.105431

>>105424

Fuck that kike


 No.105432

>>105430

You didn't quote so good.


 No.105433

I JUST WANT MILK THAT TASTES LIKE REAL MILK


 No.105434

Wanna suck some milk out some big boong tits


 No.105435

>>105434

Set up a farm, and sell the product, a new, ambitious business enterprise. Ah, that is the great thing about the NEET General, truly a cornerstone for innovative ideas for emerging industries and jobs and growth.


 No.105436

>>105435

There'll be growth alright


 No.105437

>>105435

not sure if boong milk is in high demand


 No.105438

>>105437

NK would buy it regularly.


 No.105439

>>105438

Whether they want to sell it or not.


 No.105440

NK was raised on boong breast milk


 No.105441

105432

OH DIDN'T I?


 No.105442

File: 2e15d6eb589667f⋯.jpg (47.16 KB, 633x640, 633:640, 0cc.jpg)

What are you guys up to?


 No.105443

File: 7b2c278107c6473⋯.png (4.68 MB, 2560x1080, 64:27, ClipboardImage.png)

reee


 No.105444

File: f291271ee5ffe5f⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 364.48 KB, 1154x615, 1154:615, footage more.png)

>>105442

The warpath continues.


 No.105445

>>105444

Keep at it mate.


 No.105446


 No.105447

>>105445

Will do, ey. Throwing on another playlist. This wasn't meant to take nearly this long. Back at it.


 No.105448

>>105442

I got a call asking if I could do a support workers role tomorrow morning. I had to do it today (in a fucking suit) because the worker who was supposed to be there didn't show or tell the office and the person meant to do it tomorrow is a no show.

So I've been getting a change of clothes and my suit ready for work which will start an hour earlier and is further away. I also agreed (it was my call) to drop in to a new client tomorrow on my way home so tomorrow is going to be a long day.

Hopefully it sets an image up that I am a good worker and I get a thank you from the boss.

I was asleep when i got the call but now i am awake again.


 No.105449

>>105393

I'm alt-right and I approve of this image.


 No.105450

>>105378

I-is that a replicant?


 No.105451

>>105443

Is that the car you imported?


 No.105452

>>105448

Sounds like you are getting tested pretty hard pretty quick at this new job. How are you holding up?


 No.105453

>>105449

I approve of eggs Benedict. A good hollandaise sauce cant be beat


 No.105454

>>105235

How much do you need and what will you produce?


 No.105455

>>105453

Agreed. Corollary: shitty hollandaise = shitty Benedict overall.


 No.105456

>>105453

I don't like egg yolks.


 No.105457

File: 8e2e91749c3b5c4⋯.png (5.72 MB, 2560x1080, 64:27, ClipboardImage.png)

>>105451

not yet famalama


 No.105458

>>105263

Tell them you fought for ISIS, they'll give you a free house.


 No.105459

File: dead0ff7ee7ef94⋯.png (5.71 MB, 2546x1073, 2546:1073, ClipboardImage.png)

oh fuck the fire it wont STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


 No.105460

>>105458

One with separate rooms for each of your wives.


 No.105461

>>105280

Xurious is awesome.

>>105281

Gas yourself.

>>105284

A reasonable and measured response. Aspiring posters take note.


 No.105462

>>105452

We went to a clients place today and that side of the work gives me a sense of fulfillment. Plus I am good at that, I can talk to seriously fucked up people as equals because.. you know.

Also, my main coworker is from a bureaucratic background (ex centrelink) and he is great at what he does, he can talk to that side of the world in their language, they're like a different breed of human but I can deal with people.

Knowing that I have actual value to the business and that I can make an impact in peoples lives is a good feeling


 No.105463

>>105460

I keep all my wives in the basement but that's no reason to deny me additional rooms. Mashallah.


 No.105464

>>105455

All the little things add up, like organic eggs and a nice real bread for it to sit on, fresh mushrooms/asparagus.

Getting hungry.


 No.105465

File: 67df809c3464a55⋯.png (4.56 MB, 2560x1080, 64:27, ClipboardImage.png)

skids


 No.105466

>>105462

I am glad you are feeling like you are doing some good work for people there. I think that will be key to staying motivated.


 No.105467

>>105466

Exhausting though, especially all the phone and computer work. Gone home today and yesterday with a headache.


 No.105468

>>105320

10/10 post, m8.


 No.105469

>>105464

You know who else liked organic food? Your uncle in his comfy chair.


 No.105470

>>105467

Hopefully you will adjust when you get more familiar with the routine. The first couple of weeks should be the hardest on you.


 No.105471

File: fde6f77025497d8⋯.png (5.08 MB, 2560x1080, 64:27, ClipboardImage.png)

oh shit boys


 No.105472

File: fd6b095d015aecf⋯.png (4.31 MB, 2560x1080, 64:27, ClipboardImage.png)

OOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH


 No.105473

>>105113

WHITE

POWER

rack

>>105115

Your post makes no sense.

>>105116

qt3.14


 No.105474

>>105166 (checked)

Lmao PhysicsNEET in da house.

>>105167

I would rawdog her and pump my jizz into all of her holes and get HPV from her


 No.105475

File: a3815b31c0f19b8⋯.png (4.77 MB, 2546x1073, 2546:1073, ClipboardImage.png)

ooooooooooooof


 No.105476

>>105469

I don't understand this post.

>>105470

I'm looking forward to having a proper routine. Then I can start adding little things to it like preparing a healthy lunch and doing a workout daily. As it is I am far too puffed out to do much when I get home.


 No.105477

File: 45e8b097233e10a⋯.png (4.33 MB, 2560x1080, 64:27, ClipboardImage.png)

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMER USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


 No.105478

Who is this crude and racist NEET doing a comfy catch up?


 No.105479

>>105455

>Corollary

I missed that word when you posted it before.

Had to look it up


 No.105480

>>105478

Someone even told him that you don't like it when they racially identify your work out equipment.


 No.105481

>>105479

Every day you're learning new things, NEET. Glad I could help.


 No.105482

>>105480

I saw that and didn't understand it.


 No.105483

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>105481

A hey A hey hey.


 No.105484

>>105483

A lovely little song.


 No.105485

>>105476

The Nazis were against smoking and were yuge into raw milk and organic foods. Your uncle Adi in his Kampfy chair.


 No.105486

>>105442

looking for more pics of asian nurses


 No.105487

File: 656ac6ae22faebb⋯.jpg (49.94 KB, 588x446, 294:223, hitler-anti-tobacco.jpg)

>>105485

Oh, you made that reference as obscure s you could.


 No.105488

>>105486

Are you doing a comparison report on international health systems for your PhD?


 No.105489

finna watch anime


 No.105490

>>105443

What game is that?


 No.105491

File: 2e12c5bc083654f⋯.png (3.83 MB, 2560x1080, 64:27, ClipboardImage.png)

LOL WOT


 No.105492

File: 7b00601c10ff26a⋯.png (3.86 MB, 2546x1073, 2546:1073, ClipboardImage.png)

WEEEEEEEEEE


 No.105493

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Really should hit the hay. Sweet dreams to alll but especially lovely littleNEET.

Good night friends.


 No.105494

File: 4bb6673d8ec4234⋯.png (32.56 KB, 764x645, 764:645, 1502149558427.png)

>>105493

Good night accurate NEET lore NEET. Sweet dreams. Have a good day tomorrow. You will be missed.


 No.105495

File: 06bd0cf1f5c23d8⋯.png (4.02 MB, 2560x1080, 64:27, ClipboardImage.png)

wasted


 No.105496

slow thread, any other bng modders hanging around for that automation update?


 No.105497

>>105496

What's 'bng'?


 No.105498

>>105497

that crashy smashy ive been posting for the last 3 hours lol, sadly it requires a supercomputer to run even my $3k+ pc struggles


 No.105499

>>105497

Bunghole Racing Extreme


 No.105500


 No.105501

its starting to rain big stinky bros


 No.105502

File: 106024d2e78dd18⋯.png (768.56 KB, 976x823, 976:823, OVUEJaS.png)

Neets. Yesterday I passed out around 10PM because I was bored and getting annoyed with mummy asking me to do housework. I woke up ten minutes ago to urinate, and once I'd done that (medium yellow, mildly acidic urethra-feel) I remembered that the grades for formal exams are due for release on the 13th. I checked just in case, at 12:49, and there they were. Three passes and a credit, which means:

This neet will / / / N O T / / / be apologizing to mummy for being useless and going nowhere in life.


 No.105503

>>105501

oh shit where abouts are you? nsw mid hinterlands here same


 No.105504

>>105502

Well done mate.


 No.105505

>>105504

thanks mate, that feels so nice to hear. do you know if weedneet returned after the date? I want to hear about that


 No.105506

File: 7c0a4a808729ebf⋯.png (5 MB, 2560x1080, 64:27, ClipboardImage.png)

ents!

>>105502

age? drink water


 No.105507

>>105505

Yes he came back last night and said the date went well although it didn't end in pornographic fashion. He will probably see her again.


 No.105508

>>105507

lol ive never even been on a date and im 28 soon


 No.105509

>>105508

That's pretty on-par with the rest of us, NEETo. Soon to be wizNEET.


 No.105510

>>105509

noice, hows it feel fello virgin?


 No.105511

>>105510

I'm probably in an un-average situation, since it's been a running joke that I'd die alone since primary school, one I've agreed with.

S'fine. Less people I have to deal with, the better.


 No.105512

>>105511

b-but your not technically alone on the internets


 No.105513

>>105512

That's cool. Instant messaging and texting is also cool. Long as I can take a breather between messages or something. When someone demands my attention it and my mood drain fast.


 No.105514

File: c56b4dd9c726542⋯.png (248.22 KB, 1132x1000, 283:250, 1531325708434.png)

>>105513

I feel ya


 No.105515

File: 2a7325b50fc3b18⋯.png (1.33 KB, 130x217, 130:217, time for death.png)

Time for death for tonight.

More hours to go.


 No.105516

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

good evening NEETs.

i found a new board anthem for the night time.


 No.105517

>>105482

>>105480

You dumb-dumbs. Possum has a white power rack and, for a while there, whenever it was mentioned, Weber would post "Did somebody say white power rack?" and include a picture of some big-tittied NatSoc waifu.


 No.105518

File: cfdc6b55502d42f⋯.png (154.35 KB, 659x525, 659:525, ClipboardImage.png)

Good morning non-dumb-dumb NEETs!


 No.105519

Morning neets. How'd you sleep? I rarely seem to get more than 6 hours.


 No.105520

>>105502

You were cutting it thin if one of those passes was for that assignment you half assed that the marker didn't want to mark. For a pass mark that's between 0-15%


 No.105521

>>105518

Morning.

>>105519

Morning, you sound stressed/anxious NEET, anything bothering you mate?


 No.105522

>>105519

Sayyyme


 No.105523


 No.105524


 No.105525

That old bag is getting charged, as one NEET posted the original article. Not only did she hit three people, the old bag did it while reversing onto a marked crossing:

https://www.couriermail.com.au/news/elderly-driver-charged-over-death-of-indie-armstrong/news-story/4c93361b1db911714f67030c4a3d51df


 No.105526

File: 73c2b074f876342⋯.jpg (74.38 KB, 583x418, 53:38, 1402274197610.jpg)

Good morning friends.


 No.105527

>>105526

"Dead Jews go better with Coca-Cola!", was how the jingle used to go I believe.


 No.105528

Had a nice drive to work. Heater was on. There was a nice layer of fog over the highway for most of the drive and traffic was spaced out nicely.


 No.105529

Morning NEETs


 No.105530


 No.105531

>>105529

Morning m3+5


 No.105532

>>105528

Sounds comfy

>>105530

These DPF filters they are putting in diesels are just awful.


 No.105533

>>105532

>Sounds comfy

It was. Almost made me wish I had a dash camera.


 No.105534

File: 11ab34a508032fc⋯.jpg (26.28 KB, 521x370, 521:370, 17608.jpg)

File: 4a8bc298c40172e⋯.png (80.75 KB, 197x258, 197:258, Fatima_Massaquoi.png)

File: c913b97eea33f46⋯.jpg (12.53 KB, 192x262, 96:131, hans jürgen massaquoi.jpg)

File: 44942b645acb706⋯.jpg (70.47 KB, 636x382, 318:191, article-2438552-18657e1400….jpg)

>>105527

I thought it was ethnic chicks on big NEET dicks.


 No.105535

>>105532

>These DPF filters

My eyes are now only on pre-2013 Hiluxs


 No.105536

>>105535

A Current Affair (or was it TodayTonight) had a story on this last night. With regard to DPF, there is some after-market thingo can thingo you can get that tries to catch this shit before that happens.


 No.105537


 No.105538

>>105536

Or depending on your states emissions laws, you can have it removed, some diesel specialists are doing it.

Also a lot of DPF problems are due to incorrect driving, you need to get out on the highway at least once a week and sit on 2500 - 3000rpm for a good 30 minutes to an hour so all the soot inside them will be burnt up, but apparently with Toyota's new diesels this doesn't work.


 No.105539

File: a9ebd5339371aa5⋯.jpg (118.1 KB, 964x1002, 482:501, gandhi hitler letter.jpg)

>>105536

I'll have a read later today mate, seems like extra shit to buy o fix shit from shit you don't need.

Anyway I'm off to wage, have a comfy day NEETs.


 No.105540

File: 57320c4f74b28b3⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 3.32 MB, 1212x1616, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

File: de7456f6fa47107⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.19 MB, 1212x1616, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 7c4244061652d35⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.14 MB, 1212x1616, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.105541


 No.105542

>>105530

I don't understand why most bogans need these cars, more so for the the more heightened and bulky range. They are like 4wd tanks that are only driven in the city.


 No.105543

>>105542

It's mostly tradies who buy them, they can chuck all their tools and shit in the back.


 No.105544

Good morning NEETs. did you guys sleep well? i set an alarm for six to see if it would wake me up and it did. then i went straight back to bed. the problem is not waking up but getting out from under the warm blankets.


 No.105545

>>105544

Yeah it's always a struggle to get out from under the blankets in winter.


 No.105546

>>105543

Older utes yes, but a lot of the new range utes are driven by yuppies


 No.105547

>>105502

Awesome stuff, I get mine on the 18th


 No.105548

File: 56dad2acf834d72⋯.png (1.48 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out081344.png)

>>105501

>>105502

>>105518

>>105519

>>105521

>>105526

>>105528

>>105529

>>105544

>>105547

Good morning freeters and NEETs. Always good to hear about your various successes in life.


 No.105549

>>105548

Morning, Karen. Have a lovely day.


 No.105550

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 No.105551

>>105550

>that NEET who presses every emoji on his phone


 No.105552

>>105550

Who let an iphone keypad get on the board.


 No.105553

>>105550

🎎 wa kawaii desu 🍙🍙🍙


 No.105554

>>105553

i am looking for a bento box


 No.105555

File: 6e8742ae30c3205⋯.png (1.44 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, 20150712_121305.png)

Quads and anime becomes real


 No.105556

>>105555

aw yiss


 No.105557

>>105554

I am looking for a bento box, it can't be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And the seller has to post pics of it first (i wanted to make shure it was kawaii [cute]). And it would have been nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have had any cartoon pictures, or been made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would have be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i didnt want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii).


 No.105558

>>105557

Is from gebbit?


 No.105559

>>105558

I believe it was Something Awful back in the day.


 No.105560

Good morning neets.

>>105555

finally, something good happening


 No.105561

>>105540

Looks like an underage boy.


 No.105562

>>105560

Good morning. I awoke to a missed call from my JSA. What a way to start the day.


 No.105563

File: 42d643e82ea6310⋯.jpg (554.95 KB, 1632x1224, 4:3, 42d643e82ea63108b623d8aeed….jpg)

>>105562

>What a way to start the day.

I will be seeing you soon.


 No.105564

File: 048c9a3f225af56⋯.jpg (242.38 KB, 770x1100, 7:10, 1526850699011.jpg)

File: 5e0fdff4118dce4⋯.jpg (332.88 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 5e0fdff4118dce43d6434e0095….jpg)

File: 5cddf3baf190402⋯.jpg (333.62 KB, 3000x1200, 5:2, 60f409424fcb4006f586497f4c….jpg)

>>105555

Hopefully in a "comfy apocalypse" kind of way.

>>105557

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much worse than that. Much, much worse than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can’t even cut slabs of solid soap with my katana.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times and still produce the weakest blades known to mankind.

Katanas are half as sharp as European butter knives and thrice as brittle for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can’t even dream of cutting through. I'm pretty sure a katana couldn’t even bisect a toddler wearing full cotton jammies with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too disgusted to fight the nearly unarmed Samurai and their dulled katanas of shame. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their lack of killing power was embarrassing and mildly amusing.

So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the worst sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require appropriate stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)

1d2 Nonlethal Damage

20 x1 Crit

-3 to hit and damage

Counts as Worthless work

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)

2d2 Nonlethal Damage

19-20 x1 Crit

-5 to hit and damage

Counts as Worthless work

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?


 No.105565

>>105526

Good morning my friend.


 No.105566

>>105517

>Weber

Never heard of him.


 No.105567

>>105525

Doesn't seem the right thing to do unless she did it on purpose. Just take her licence.


 No.105568

>>105539

Have a nice day. See you when you get home.


 No.105569

>>105523

Poo on poo


 No.105570

>>105530

Sedan coupe wagon master race!


 No.105571

>>105548

Good morning Karen.


 No.105572


 No.105573

>>105572

I have literally never seen a female use a Weber barbecue.


 No.105574

>>105498

BeamNG? I just saw a trailer and it looks very impressive, as good as GTAV graphically. It would probably kill my $500 5yr old laptop.


 No.105575

>>105502

NEET Party tonight!!!


 No.105576

I was planning to take doggo for a walk but I looked out the window and there are two different neighbours in their yards. My stomach rebels at the thought of walking past them so I guess I will stay shut up in the house the rest of the day.


 No.105577

>>105576

ASSERT YOUR DOMINANCE


 No.105578

>>105573

wat about figuratively?


 No.105579

File: 9ad834fc7a57f0c⋯.png (1000.08 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, nice popcorn you got there….png)

>took doggy outside to play and have a walk in the garden

>after we run around for a while, I hide her treats throughout the backyard so she has something to do

>I sit down at the weight bench with a bag of freshly popped popcorn and drink my morning coffee while shitposting

>doggy runs into the garden to find the treats I've hidden

>five minutes later

>I reach down for my coffee and feel a furry tail

>look down

>she's been sitting under the bench and quietly eating my popcorn this whole time


 No.105580

>>105576

Ignore them, it gets easier with each day m8


 No.105581

File: b14a8dcf4c58618⋯.jpg (73.74 KB, 585x470, 117:94, 1529319732162.jpg)

>>105579

doggie wan foofood


 No.105582


 No.105583


 No.105584

>>105578

Once at a feminist slam poetry event.


 No.105585

>>105582

Absolute bargain:

>At $145,000 plus on-road costs the Silverado LTZ Custom Sport Editio


 No.105586

>>105579

That's adorable. An interesting combo, hot coffee and popcorn. Very interesting.


 No.105587

The neighbours have cleared it looks like I have an opening. I only hope that they are not back out there waiting for me when I return.


 No.105588

>>105582

What an ugly front end.


 No.105589

>>105583

"Branding his son work-shy, he told the judge: “He knows how to get through life without working Monday to Friday.”"


 No.105590

File: f9484566fda883c⋯.png (194.14 KB, 1067x930, 1067:930, 1479527793655.png)

>>105579

What a nice doggo.


 No.105591

>>105589

What a boomer attitude. That old cunt slaved his whole life and only ended up with an ungrateful son and a fat second wife.


 No.105592

File: 5c4adb8ff97bf47⋯.jpg (485.6 KB, 850x896, 425:448, sample_ceffd738dbb631cfbfd….jpg)

Spain Miku


 No.105593


 No.105594

Here comes old mate D. Say hello, NEETs.


 No.105595

File: a43e281dea8fd34⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 484.79 KB, 850x604, 425:302, sample_1cc63f57d5817c0616b….jpg)

Where's our nekomimi gfs?


 No.105596

>>105583

I was a bit disappointed to see that wasn't Jahans


 No.105597

>>105592

If I have my way Spain will finally get messi


 No.105598

File: e30e6fdce8eb637⋯.png (1.68 MB, 2560x1080, 64:27, ClipboardImage.png)

morning fellow humans


 No.105599

>>105576

You'll have to kill them. Bury the bodies then sprinkle emu feathers in their houses and no one will think twice.


 No.105600

File: e8b14beab54c020⋯.png (2.58 MB, 2560x1080, 64:27, ClipboardImage.png)

we mad max nowe


 No.105601

>>105600

Does it just feel like GTAV minus the people? Because that's what it looks like.


 No.105602

>>105598

morning falcunt


 No.105603

>>105602

dude im so bored waiting for my car i made this

BOOOMER USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>105601

all the comfy minus the annoying traffic (which you can setup with AI its just hard) Its like if a flight sim had sex with 1nsane and carmageddon (mfw the games more chad than me)


 No.105604

>>105595

thats a bit lewd mate


 No.105605

I redeemed by kfc stacker combo. It was very sloppily put together.


 No.105606

dude im so bored waiting for my car i made this

BOOOMER USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

all the comfy minus the annoying traffic (which you can setup with AI its just hard) Its like if a flight sim had sex with 1nsane and carmageddon (mfw the games more chad than me)


 No.105607

File: 85e171e276677b0⋯.jpg (177.93 KB, 1103x564, 1103:564, boomerusa.jpg)

hmm site keeps saying flood detected and crashing browsers


 No.105608

>>105607

the 'flood detected' is the board telling you you're spamming.

the browser crashing is your browser being ghey.


 No.105609

>>105603

With my job I recently got I plan to buy a good PC so I can play beamng and Automation, I've had my eye on them for a while, the conversion thing they announced is a fucking dream come true


 No.105610

File: 6ef9ab1ebe0e81f⋯.jpg (522.03 KB, 850x896, 425:448, sample_0c06fb016b0ee9ab3ff….jpg)

File: 06ef1c89b6b099a⋯.jpg (546.43 KB, 850x896, 425:448, sample_6b78eb41da204e13ea9….jpg)

File: 0366a2394661b81⋯.jpg (476.42 KB, 850x896, 425:448, sample_ebd1e205e9e62d719af….jpg)

France Miku. Portugal Miku. Germany Miku.

Spain is her best costume with France being a second and Germany third, Portugal is one colour and boring.

Talking about this reminds me of how I like to dress up girl characters in video games I especially like frills and being able to do things like put flower in hair. I'm not the only one who does this here right?


 No.105611

>>105609

>the unloved Astra needing a clean Versus the Chad Gaming Set Up


 No.105612

>>105610

where is Croatian miku


 No.105613

>>105610

You need professional psychiatric help


 No.105614

>>105610

why aren't they black monkeys like the soccer players they represent?


 No.105615

>>105610

Did you make those yourself?


 No.105616

>>105603

Well it seems like you're enjoying it. Are there any aspects in particular that cause your PC to lag more than others? Say for instance, during a big crash. Would that put a lot of strain on your graphics card?


 No.105617

File: 954eae3db4a7a40⋯.jpg (98.76 KB, 450x338, 225:169, ss_7e27054917efc9761a54951….jpg)

Finally finished that fucking painting and review.

Turns out the game was made by a notorious pedophile and abuser and that's why his third game was so buried. Haha, whoops.

Ah it's fine. Not even going to mention it. Timelapse soon.


 No.105618

kek

>>105608

flooding gay crash!


 No.105619

>>105617

Was it a childcare sim?


 No.105620

>>105619

Nah. No children involved.

On closer inspection it's a pretty nothing story too, so doubt there'll be any backlash for covering the games. Worlds moved on. Still funny to mention, like you're reviewing a movie and it turns out it was made by Joseph Fritzl.


 No.105621


 No.105622

might persue a dating website for a while. easier than punching myself in the nutsack repeatedly.


 No.105623

File: 76d076850e7b446⋯.png (49.67 KB, 170x159, 170:159, f612babca77ae106911b7733f2….png)

>>105620

Or when it turns out to have been made by Roman Polanski or someone like that.


 No.105624

>>105622

>punching myself in the nutsack repeatedly.

That's a strange way to wank


 No.105625

>>105623

>On 3 May 2018, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences announced that it was expelling him.[11]

Huh. I didn't know he was still in it.


 No.105626

Maybe onaholeNEET had a heart attack the first time he used it.


 No.105627

>>105622

the chad incel

the virgin virgins


 No.105628

File: cbe3187895819b6⋯.jpg (503.83 KB, 850x896, 425:448, sample_b6bc127b3624a88fc7b….jpg)

File: d8604c75aa04f68⋯.jpg (475.67 KB, 850x896, 425:448, sample_efb63b396a3ada9c9ea….jpg)

File: 6b2c665b1548fd7⋯.jpg (468.35 KB, 850x896, 425:448, sample_e020108b6046258a614….jpg)

Brazil Miku. Russia Miku. England Miku

>>105615

shangguan feiying did

>>105613

Because I enjoy dressing up female characters in video games?


 No.105629

>>105626

Let's hope not.


 No.105630

Has that birthday NEET organised another date with the chubby supermarket girl?

Nobody ever updates us.


 No.105631

>>105630

did cheesey ever give an update on how his first day at work went


 No.105632

>>105622

and I'm done with that.


 No.105633

>>105627

the chad incel

the incel chad


 No.105634

>>105631

I forgot to, but the first paid day went alright. It wasn't the first day in reality because I did work experience there for 2 weeks until they decided to give me a job, I'm not sure why they did because I didn't feel like I was good enough.


 No.105635

>>105634

You're your own worst critic, mate. They wouldn't have given you a go if you were bad at it.


 No.105636

>>105634

well you clearly were or otherwise they woludn't of hire you. you need to be more confident in your abilities.


 No.105637

>>105620

So you've released the review?

>>105632

Ha


 No.105639

>>105637

>So you've released the review?

It's out and about. Assembling the timelapse now.


 No.105640

>>105638

FFS


 No.105641

>>105635

>>105636

I felt a bit spergy at some bits, like when I have to serve customers and I half forgot how to use the PoS system. I mean, maybe I might be alright enough for a job there, but I feel like I need to become better and prove myself much more. Anyway, I have to leave for the bus, see you NEET's later, I'll stop by Dan's on the way back to get some Golden Oak too to celebrate.


 No.105642

>>105638

a crude post


 No.105643

>>105638

a lewd post


 No.105644

>>105638

Has the discussion of the onahole excited you?


 No.105645

>>105638

a lacivious post


 No.105646

>>105638

prurient


 No.105647

feeling tumesced


 No.105648

>>105647

These posts are of a much higher quality than your daily >tfw depressed


 No.105649

>tfw depressed


 No.105650

>>105648

BO?

how did you know I was responsible for those posts as well?


 No.105651

>>105650

I am not the BO but your post frequency daily seemed to corresponded with this >>105649


 No.105652

File: 8ad1e1d04b63b31⋯.png (1.98 KB, 187x106, 187:106, hmm.png)

Yeah, I think that other NEET was right, it's probably time to start looking into advertising on more platforms.


 No.105653

>>105651

going to come up with a new iconic post soon

watch this space


 No.105654

>>105653

Well don't use

SPACE JAM NIGGER!1!

that's my new catch phrase which is sure to sweep the boards


 No.105655

>>105641

Go easy on the Golden Oak, Cheesy. You don't want a repeat of the last incident.


 No.105656

>>105655

what happened?


 No.105657

File: a1772941bbd25a1⋯.jpg (31.78 KB, 700x394, 350:197, Nigger in Space.jpg)


 No.105658

>>105656

He got a GF


 No.105659

>>105657

SPACE JAM NIGGER!1!


 No.105660

>>105658

and a job.


 No.105661

>>105648

He does need to expand his pseud word vocabulary though, that one has been in use for a year or two now


 No.105662

A lascivious roast


 No.105663

Allow me to try that again…


 No.105664

>>105662

very impressive


 No.105665

>>105664

Hardly. The word was posted a few posts up.


 No.105666

>>105665

we only become better people by learning from others


 No.105667

>>105666

This is why people need to post their updates here.


 No.105668

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Shitty music video features and selling vape pens is what Charlie Sheen does now.

He does not work and has not appeared to in any meaningful capacity for years now whilst maintaining a lavish lifestyle. Is this the ideal scenario for NEETs who do not mind a presence in the public's eye?


 No.105669

File: 9bfe8e57d6b260a⋯.jpg (77.65 KB, 674x707, 674:707, doomguy-driving.JPG)

I felt real cheeky tonight and told my neighbor to fuck right off I'm drinking tonight. Didn't even say anything back to me. Never felt so in control in my life lads.


 No.105670

File: aa4e661790fba41⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 832.64 KB, 2739x2874, 913:958, Deluxe Model.jpg)


 No.105671

>>105669

Was he just saying hello?


 No.105672

>>105671

He was walking his dog


 No.105673

>>105672

So you told him "fuck off, I'm drinking tonight" apropos of nothing?


 No.105674

>>105668

A rich lifestyle you can maintain indefinitely through minimal effort is about as close to making it as one can get


 No.105675

>>105673

Yeah, felt really empowering since he was only 12


 No.105676

>>105668

He was once a very handsome and talented actor.


 No.105677

File: 1b166b0dca06a18⋯.jpg (39 KB, 634x619, 634:619, Daft countenance.jpg)

>>105675

You need more soy in your diet, tough guy.


 No.105678

>>105677

I flexed my biceps at him and he started crying, sometimes normal kids needs a NEET to take them down a notch or two you know what I'm saying?


 No.105679

File: 3707b48be7ed536⋯.jpg (40.36 KB, 631x459, 631:459, Chopper.jpg)

>>105678

That's some edge you got there, son.


 No.105680

>>105679

how long until he unironically gets one of those? and will she do the same?


 No.105681

>make a Newstart claim last week and schedule a phone appointment for 10-11AM on Wednesday

>they don't call and I forget about it, assuming they'll get around to it later

>checking my voicemail today

>2 new messages, press 1 to listen

>Wednesday at 9:00AM "hi neet, this is Julie from Centrelink, just letting you know we've missed you. I'll call back in ten minutes, thanks"

>1 new message, press 1 to listen

>Wednesday at 9:08AM "hi neet, this is Julie from Centrelink again, we have now tried to contact you twice and your claim has been canceled, if you want to receive income support from Centrelink you will need to start a new claim, thanks"

Are you fucking kidding me?


 No.105682

>>105681

You should have answered your phone.


 No.105683

>>105682

I didn't hear it ringing. I was probably having a shower and nervously waiting for the call at 10AM.


 No.105684

>>105681

If you are sure they called outside the time they had scheduled then you could appeal their decision. But it will probably just be easier to start a new claim.


 No.105685

>>105668

Having AIDS is not what I would call an ideal scenario.


 No.105686

>>105652

DoghouseNEET are you uploading to DeviantArt?


 No.105687

>>105614

Lmao this is an excellent question.


 No.105688

File: 2ec3d892c69700f⋯.jpg (281.28 KB, 1024x724, 256:181, tower_island_by_feigiap-dc….jpg)

>>105686

You know it. I like it as a gallery, but it is a bit worthless as a platform otherwise. If only because it's only artists who use it. Makes sense in retrospect, sure.

Feel free to peruse it, I'm quite proud of the name.

https://www.deviantart.com/gaymidgetporn

And then check out the shit I've got favourited because it's on another level.


 No.105689

>>105591

This is the ending all boomers deserve for what they did to our civilization.


 No.105690

>>105688 (hailed)

Nice URL and the favs are pretty great too. 3 yrs on the site huh?


 No.105691

>>105690

Yeah, so post that whole phase of 14 year olds powertripping on pageviews and weaboo shit. Which is a shame, because that'd have been fun to bear witness to.

Now it's just boring with a mildly ugly site UI. Nice organization on the page though.


 No.105692

>>105564

This NEET studied the blade.

>katana a shit

How will weebs ever recover?


 No.105693

>>105691

I wonder if you could grow a larger audience on twitter or instagram. I think DeviantArt is too Web 1.0 for today's normalfags.


 No.105694

who else been for a manga?


 No.105695

>>105555 (ch-ch-ch-checked)

You did it, NEET!


 No.105696

>>105555

BRAAAAAAAAAAAP


 No.105697

>>105693

Twitter has been way more successful as a platform. Actually seeing some growth there. You know, over time, and honestly still mostly just peers unless I get an RT from a major guy, but it's fine and doesn't require much upkeep.

Instagram I tried for a while, but it's definitely mobile-phone based and most follows you get there are just models trying to promote themselves who'll unfollow you after 3 days anyway.


 No.105698

>>105550

Is this the matrix?

>>105502

>mildly acidic urethra-feel

Piss connoisseur.


 No.105699

>>105697

CAN'T TRUST THOTS


 No.105700

File: 6a53ae6a130603c⋯.jpg (1.31 MB, 3825x2159, 225:127, memecar1.jpg)

rate/hate


 No.105701

>>105700

How many headlights does one car need?


 No.105702

>>105701

middle four are low/low led beam outside are parkers and indicators


 No.105703

I have got a lamb and split pea soup cooking in the oven. I got a couple of trays of lamb offcuts from Woolies for $5.99 a kilo. I added 500g of yellow split peas, an onion, a carrot, a stick of celery, a bay leaf and salt and pepper.


 No.105704

>>105703

That sounds like a hearty winter meal, m8.

I've fired the you-know-what up. Got a couple of fillet steaks and roast potatos for dinner. Might make a pepper sauce.


 No.105705

>>105704

>potatoes

So have you given up the keto or what?


 No.105706

>>105705

I'm sick remember. And Mummybot wanted roast vegetables.

I'll only be having one.

Next week, if I am not still DIEING, I will resume strict keto adherence.


 No.105707

File: 0e264f824d5f35c⋯.png (193.1 KB, 336x298, 168:149, ClipboardImage.png)

Probably a fucking kale smoothie, looking at the state of this proto-skele cunt.


 No.105708

>>105706

Is Mummybot still planning on moving out soon?


 No.105709

>>105707

It was red deer. Alpha as fuck.


 No.105710

>>105708

Yeah. Next weekend I'm driving her down there.


 No.105711

>>105709

All of it?


 No.105712

>>105707

Ironically enough he had blocked arteries due to a high fat diet

Skeles and executives aren't so far apart after all


 No.105713

File: ddf12c3e70611bc⋯.png (405.57 KB, 800x286, 400:143, 196b4914bf353db9368203ca92….png)

>>105707

Otzi had pretty neat gear.


 No.105714

>>105711

That is what killed him.


 No.105715

>>105710

Are you looking forward to your freedom with the house all to yourself?


 No.105716

>>105712

>Ironically enough he had blocked arteries due to a high fat diet

That is interesting. Apparently the Innuit don't have cholesterol problems despite living almost exclusively on fatty seal and shit.


 No.105717

>>105713

Functional but not very /fa/.


 No.105718

>>105715

It will be a house of debauchery for a week or so, before I get fed up with my mess and resume living like I do now.


 No.105719

>>105716

Yeah there is one group who eat basically nothing but whale blubber and don't have any heart disease.


 No.105720

>>105718

>debauchery

Of the sexual kind?


 No.105721

>>105720

only self-administered I suspect


 No.105722

I encountered the worst BO I had ever experienced at Woolies today. A couple of ferals in the pasta aisle. They must have come in from some sort of bush camp or something. Absolutely dreadful smell. Wood smoke, cigarettes, bongs and BO.


 No.105723

>>105721

You should turn your house into a brothel and get rich pimping.


 No.105724

>>105722

Still mad about being banned, huh?


 No.105725

>>105722

That's the worst. The BO always manages to cut through everything else too.


 No.105726

>>105723

You'd need a bitchy gay guy to be your brothel manager. Somebody who can't be influenced by pussy and has no problems smacking a bitch.


 No.105727

>>105707

SOYSKELLY


 No.105728

>>105722

STUPID BO EMITTING CUNTS REEEEEE


 No.105729

Just gave the pea and lamb soup a stir and taste and it was very very good. I reckon another 45 minutes should do it. My mouth is watering.


 No.105730

>>105729

what kinda lamb cuts??


 No.105731

>>105730

They were just various offcuts. Mostly chops that were from the ends and didn't look good enough to include in the expensive packs.


 No.105732

>>105731

>>>105730

>They were just various offcuts. Mostly chops that were from the ends and didn't look good enough to include in the expensive packs.

>

Woolies or aldi or Coles?


 No.105733

>>105732

Woolies. $5.99 a kilogram.


 No.105734

who /NEETPARTY/ tonight?


 No.105735

>>105734

/NEETComfyEveningAndThenSleepAtAReasonableTime/ here


 No.105736

>>105734

Going to have drinks at a mates place


 No.105737

>>105735

sensibleNEET


 No.105738

>>105737

It's mainly because I'm running low on beer, but I'll take the name


 No.105739

>>105073

>Not mowing down (((Cyclists))) for 20 points.


 No.105740

>>105739

Reminder to slam on your breaks in front of bike jews, bonus points if they are using their phone.


 No.105741

>>105740

I don't think I've ever seen a cyclist using their phone, they aren't that dumb.


 No.105742

>>105740

Perfectly legal thing to do too, considering the person who hits from the rear is at fault.


 No.105743

>>105733

notbad was it at least fairly fresh?


 No.105744

>>105741

Where would their phone go in those skin tight pants anyway


 No.105745

>>105743

Yes I was happy with the condition it was in.


 No.105746

File: eca9739d0a612b6⋯.png (79.98 KB, 1876x1200, 469:300, 1530016740007.png)

Dad's on the ride on again


 No.105747

>>105744

Their are handlebar mounts, I have one on my motorbike but I only use it as for GPS and music via my helmet speakers.


 No.105748

>>105747

That seems rather obvious now that I think about it


 No.105749

>>105748

I never touch it while I'm riding, just load up a playlist and I'm good to go.


 No.105750

Anyone had sex this year?


 No.105751


 No.105752

>>105750

I had a lovely evening and dinner with my hand and fucked nonstop until I got chaffed. Just another regular night for us studs.


 No.105754

File: ea886bd6b721a6c⋯.png (37.63 KB, 381x353, 381:353, 1526888344523.png)

>>105753

Neither

>>105751

How was it?


 No.105755

>>105754

Pretty good for an escort 7/10


 No.105756


 No.105757

File: 2adb0a78f6d9a46⋯.jpg (13.46 KB, 242x265, 242:265, 842cd525a716293c5fa87520ba….jpg)

mfw wanking feels better than sex for me

but also on a positive note

>tfw mummybot making pizza for dinner


 No.105758

File: ccd01c0c3140ca9⋯.png (190.76 KB, 477x768, 159:256, ccd.png)

>>105757

I had a Dr Dr Oetker pepperoni pizza for dinner.


 No.105759

>>105758

Good man, how was it?


 No.105760

Also that NEET who used the word "cunny" has made me feel very impure and disgusted.

What an atrocious choice of word, it really is just a disgusting word.


 No.105761

>>105759

Delicious, best frozen pizzas.


 No.105762

>>105760

There are some NEETs here who are extremely vulgar and crass.


 No.105763

>>105758

I'm not a huge fan of the sauce and base on those.


 No.105764

>>105762

NEETs have a moral obligation to be appropriately vulgar when necessary. Like when mommy is wearing her tight shorts around the house.


 No.105765

>>105760

Truly a cunning NEET.


 No.105766

>>105765

No, that's a Cunny NEET


 No.105767

File: 655c00c90ef71b4⋯.png (1.02 MB, 597x695, 597:695, gooned.png)

Friendly reminder as NEETparty hours draw nearer.


 No.105768


 No.105769

Already had 1 litre of beer Dano.


 No.105770

quim


 No.105771

>>105761

pleb, papa giuseppe's is best.


 No.105772

>>105741

>He's never seen a female cyclist


 No.105773

>>105771

I'll have to try one, but seriously Dr Oetker is pretty good.


 No.105774

>>105767

There was a young girl called Annie

who had a peculiar fanny

she went to the doc

he said thats a cock

now everyone calls her Danny.


 No.105775

723


 No.105776

pretty good thread


 No.105777

>>105776

not bad innit


 No.105778

>>105774

There was a young NEET who was a beast

Thankfully his mummybot regularly prepared him a feast

However this meant he had to do big poos

And the wasn't enough toilet paper near the loo

So he went to the dunny

And whipped out his cunny

And then all was well again once more


 No.105779

>>105778

>>105774

>>105776

spoke too soon..


 No.105780

>>105540

Not thick enough and the syringe makes me go >>105541


 No.105781

neetking and the boong coworker


 No.105782

>>105750

I've been larping as an incel all year


 No.105783

Reconstructed cunny juice with added vitamin D


 No.105784

>>105782

Found any sheilas willing to fix incels?


 No.105785

>>105784

An extensive search of my bedroom has turned up no such women


 No.105786

Incels should just go see a hooker


 No.105787

>>105785

Apparently Woolies checkout girls are sometimes keen.


 No.105788

BRAP


 No.105789

>>105787

How is a woman meant to support my lavish neet lifestyle with an insecure poorfag job?


 No.105790

>>105788

You know the rule about posting this word. Pepe must accompany it.


 No.105791

>>105789

You're meant to hop from checkout chick to checkout chick, and move up in the world that way. You should be a Chad by the time you've bedded your local Coles, Woolies, Liquorland and Reject Shop.


 No.105792

>>105790

I don't have that image on my dekstop, it's on my laptop which is on my bed, I may or may not post it.


 No.105793

>>105792

you lazy cunny


 No.105794

File: aa60a054c896309⋯.jpg (108.68 KB, 390x285, 26:19, pepe pig.jpg)


 No.105795

File: b826b0b626616e6⋯.png (64.69 KB, 609x1092, 29:52, 1524280865957.png)


 No.105797


 No.105799

>>105789

I wonder if it's possible to find a woman who aspires to be nothing special, just content with her life and wants a no-nonsense simple NEET bf.




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