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The indictment against the now-infamous 'NEET gang' has taken a surprising turn, flummoxing lead prosecutor Steve Wageman; a witness reports the men were minutes from receiving their sentences when they suddenly threw back their sleeves with a piercing cry of 'NEET LYFE', to reveal each had a wrist tattoo of the alt-right mascot Pepe Grenouille. Calling upon a special witness for the defense, they revealed they had been receiving matching friendship ink at the time of the crime; circumstantial evidence strongly supported this claim.The trial is ongoing.

For information on Wednesday's thread, please click here >>104254

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All these foreign flags creating new threads lately..



Nah my family has been in Aus since around 1890, mothers side is German, Dad's side is English/Irish/Scottish, both of them had tripe when they were kids.



Best OP gen we've had in a while, 10/10








Big poo




Are you a leb?





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Oh, I see.


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Morning, Karen.



>that NEET who is still upset


Ongoing NEET spergout


>Pepe Grenouille

lel is Grenouille a reference to something?



Talk about choosing a molehill to die on.


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NEETS what the fuck do I do about my NEET start claim? Its the 12th they said it would be done by now



A NEET who has no direction in life, cannot be lost


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The oil for my bike has arrived, kinda wish the oil filter also came so I could at east get the oil change over and done with.


Get on the phone and start harassing them.


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Apologies if the pic related makes anyone cringe but it changed my outlook a bit.

I really wish I committed to YouTube or stayed invested in the crypto scene in the early 2010s, likewise for the Call of Duty video making scene when I did edits for guys that now have over 200k subs on YouTube. I wish I created something for now I just consume media, food and sleep, my creative energy and passion is gone. Now I am just baseline existing.




Never too late to start. As the ancient Chinky proverb says, "The best time to plant a tree is 25 years ago, the second best time is your mother."



No, read it. It says "estimated" completion date, in other words, we'll get around to it eventually if we've got nothing else to do



I like this image.



The CennoATOpolice are driving to his house right now.


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Good morning NEETs. This is two days in a row I have been up before 10am.



What folding knife is that and what guitars?



>I really wish I committed to YouTube or stayed invested in the crypto scene in the early 2010s,

better late than never nigga

I was make youtubes in 09 ish and it was just stupid shit with highschool friends but man we could have made some cool shit if we stuck with it


God damn it i dont want to call today


nice one



Benchmade HK folding knife, guitars are a epiphone les paul custom, ltd alx-600 and some cheapo ashton acoustic.



Nice Thread mate. Very well done.


Anyone got the screenshot of the pedo clinton organisation detective guy who tried to find kidnapled abo kid? There is a pol digging thread on a sus caravan company.



No clue, sounds kinda tinfoilish.


I knew fr*gposters were manlets



Same, been getting up at 7AM lately and feeling great.



7am is a pretty comfy time in the winter. You get that nice early morning light feel without having to get up at 5am like you do in summer



Good morning mate. Sorry to hear you are still under the weather.


I just watched the highlights. I enjoyed England losing.


>I had to leave the house because my moms friends are coming over

Did you really have to? Maybe you should have joined them for coffee and sweet buns.


Good morning my man. Nice to see you.




The key to heating is not just having a good heater, but also making sure the heat can't escape from your room. The gap under the door should be blocked.


Have a nice day mate. See you when you get back. Oh, how I miss you.


Well toasted.


Phil Leotardo used to make grilled cheese on the radiator when he was in prison.


The smell of cooking tripe is the worst part. Apparently it doesn't taste bad.



There is no room for this sort of xenophobia here.



Is that you Mufti?



Good morning Karen.



You need to relax and be patient. It will be done when it's done.



Noosa represent


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My morning catch-up is done. It is time to go out and make love to the power rack.


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Don't forget to go beastNEET mode





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After that 18cm chad dick neet posted I fell down the rabbit hole of penis growing

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS SHIT IS LEGITim 16cm, but i wanna go to 20cm and hurt girls with my dick




Sounds painful



as a virgin with an 8 incher, I can safely say that size doesn't matter


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Oh yeah, I bought one of those.

It's pretty uncomfortable and there was no middle ground between "slipping off" and "tightened so hard it starts turning purple". All the belts involved to tighten them either pinch brutally or straight up start cutting into your knacker without like 20 solid minutes of readjusting it.

Not to mention that there's no real "leaning forward" with it on so unless you've got a super lounge-like chair for your desk, computer work is out of the question.

There's also a lot of shoddily made knockoffs. I bought the original Jes Extender. It's definitely well made, it's just not an instant panacea for dick insecurity.

Keep in mind that I was fat when I was using it.


Penis size is such a silly thing to worry about. It is the least of your problems.



gune 12


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>wiley-black well



If you're an executive, you've almost certainly got another inch or two hiding away inside your FUPA.



frankly unfortunate pubic area?



close enough


Sliced up that left over tenderloin and put it on a roll with a dash of gravy. Pretty comfy lunch.



>reddit sex

Let me guess they talk about polyamory, polygamy, "sex positivity" and other concepts in order to justify their whoring.

Well I am going to read

Ted Kaczynski's manifesto and Revolt against the modern world by Julius Evola



Were they coal burners?






>I want to hurt girls with my dick

Brutally honest and also noble in your intentions




Fuck off we're full.



Can upload the PDF.



Perceiving posterior-pulverized porn poster's presence.


What this NEET said.


Those screws finally arrived, fifteen days after they landed in Australia. No customs tampering.


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what other exercises did you do and for how long?


I know, but i literally want to hurt girls with my dick. I've seen the animal whores that women become during sex and i want that. have you got a gobbie or such


your dick doesnt matter that much neet


na bruh i just googled pe gym. In that there reddit thread is pics of some dude who grew his micropeen to like 4inch without going to a forum


thanks mang


>blackey-whitey bell



What color is your power rack?



>I've seen the animal whores that women become during sex and i want that.

First-hand or only in porn?



He doesn't like it when he posts the colour and somebody else posts something.


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So you are a virgin who has been in somebody's bedroom when they're getting railed?



Do you live a regional town, is that why it takes so long or it is because of the GST changes?



I live in metro Adelaide. Usually Sydney to Adelaide is 4 or 5 days at most.



>have you got a gobbie or such

no I am pure


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Become refreshed and satisfied!


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>The tribunal found there was no evidence Mr Recio had performed any of the jobs he claimed, and that he had not even logged in to the corporate network since 2012 despite having his own computer.

>It also emerged Mr Recio had been running a male brothel out of his home since 2005. At one point he threatened to reveal the identities of his clients, warning there may have been cameras inside and the “graphic information” could compromise many politicians.



So many lazy wagies in the news:

>A NURSE has been arrested after she allegedly told police she had deliberately organised for more than 20 elderly patients to die after her shift had ended.

>According to several Japanese media reports, Ms Kuboki confessed to killing the two men before later admitting she had also injected the chemical into the IV bags of at least 20 other patients.

>According to the Asahi Shimbun, Ms Kuboki initially denied the killings, saying: “I have worked hard to help patients die in peace, so I was shocked by the incidents.”



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m7+1, speak for yourself - I've got at least 6+2 inches buried under the FUPA


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>tfw no japanese nurse qt to put you to sleep



>a roll

Not very keto.



I'm sick



I had not read that carbs cured illnesses.



back off mother fucker


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Illness has made you fractious.





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15 pieces of original recipe can cure anything. Just stay away from the coleslaw.


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Don't forget to pick up some refreshments on the way home!



I couldn't even get close to eating that much in one sitting.



>brewed ginger

Yup, a proven influenza treatment


File: fd4b774e51f97ae⋯.jpeg (7.17 KB, 300x168, 25:14, boogie.jpeg)


And this is why you're sick. Look at boogie here, do you think he's ever been sick a day in his life?



That is why you will never fuzz to your chair.



I'm not sickNEET.


A good thing



>A good thing

Then you do not properly understand the NEET life and the joys of an intimate and encompassing relationship with one's chair.

I feel pity for you.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Don't know if any of you NEETs are interested in geopolitics but I found this extremely interesting, if most of things this guy is saying come true then the world is going to be tipped upside down, interesting times ahead.



>jerks it to pov porn and hentai on 2 monitors




this guy is fucking awesome


yeah I was helping the horse get it into ya mum


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We're here to help you feel better.



For me NEETdom is about being frugal and somewhat of an ascetic, it's all about balance.


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I was wondering if some of you wise NEETs can help me out here, since I work part time, does this make me a part time wagie, or a part time NEET?



There is no such thing as a part time NEET.


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Well for four days out of the week I am not engaged in any employment, education or training.



part time wagie

neet is a state of mind



The N stands for Not, so it's not really a sliding scale thing


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You could always call yourself a freeter



This actually perfectly describes me, although it is not as well known as NEET.



It's like asking how many dicks do you have to take in the butt to be counted as gay.



Interesting observation, I thought of it more like a glass half full or half empty type of question though.



The answer to that is 13, the first twelve times was just being curious, but going back for that 13th makes you a full blown fag


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Going back and watching this.

Now he's leaving and the blackpill sets in even further.

He has fun on stream but then every other aspect of his life is a shamble just like mine and he's getting older and realises what doom he is in just like me.

Watch it before he takes it down, I'll probably start downloading some more videos from him.


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Another happy customer.



This guy is pure depression


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>they can afford dominos and brand-name icecream

Absolutely zero sympathy for the top 90%.



I do not see any advantage to myself in watching such a miserable person.


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tfw no instagram thot gf



Can she stand up straight or does her ass act as a counter balance for her tits?



I dont know but fuck I love how trashy and thick she looks


Kinda tumesced



>lead prosecutor Steve Wageman

Brilliant. I'd also like it put on record that I was too depressed to get out of bed before midday. Sobriety sucks big time.



Consider wanking


Was the onahole used and where is our review?


Haha, I forgot I can just skip meals to fit shitloads of beer into my diet plan.


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>Sobriety sucks big time.



They're all cheapo guitars m8 ;)


How hard is it installing a new radio and speakers in the NEET mobile?



If you have a common car I'm sure there are installing vids on yt





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Just get a boom-box and put it on the passenger's seat. No wiring required but you'll be constantly replacing batteries so I'd look into investing in rechargeable batteries and mayhap a solar panel to put on the car's roof for mobile battery-charging.



>"Ken Park"

"Ken Park is about several Californian skateboarders' lives and relationships with and without their parents."




Depends on the car, but it's mostly pretty straightforward and easy.


>tfw you will never be as content as Hickok45


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Bitches love boongs



disgusting normalfag meme



I have considered this option and I am considering it again


That film has had controversy in Australia (arrest from public screenings), but I cannot recall if it has been banned.



Must have hit home a bit hard for you.



>having a spotify account

>going on reddit or 4chan

>playing LoL

>playing current runescape

>playing WoW other than private servers

>being able to buy weed

>getting grades at all

>ben & jerrys

>domino's pizza

>getting a prescription for any drugs in the first place


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rate my shitbox going onto beamng tomorrow



Hard to rate with poor angle and low light.


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That's a boong's car.





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Moderate rape mobile



Severely comfy neet


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stay safe shireNEETs



Why? I am safe.



nice, but it's no astra






>do architecture

>stop at bachelors





Thunders and lightening



So it's not safe to go for a drive?



No you can go for a drive.


My brain constantly torments me with negative memories from my past. They are the last things I think of before I fall asleep and they are there again immediately upon waking.

Recently my brain has been working very hard and finding new ones to dredge up. Things I haven't thought about in years. Minor incidents, but ones I cringe at with embarrassment or shame.

Why does my brain do this to me? How do I get it to stop?



Thanks NEET, I am heading out to buy that car radio and accessories.



Very very frightening.


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Take it easy in the wet.




You need to take up the pepe mindset. Become smug and superior in your inferiority, turn your failings into satire and your mistakes into mischief


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>How do I get it to stop?

We both know the answer to that.







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Meditate, focus only on the present.



>take up the pepe mindset

Is it possible? Can you just choose to have a different mindset and personality?



Yes, it's quite possible. I have numerous personalities myself, it's rather entertaining


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



Boomer mindset is superior.


Just spent 50 minutes at the local fish and chip shop watching a chimpout. I got there just after 10 or 12 sudos had ordered $58 worth of food. The girl behind the counter accidentally rang it up as $580. Nog goes to pay wave it, getting prompted for a pin because it's over $100, and proceeds anyway. No way to refund the money, or cancel the transaction, because the shop owner is in Greece.

Niggers proceed to start hooting and hollering and refusing to leave.


File: 43cb888fe2cfbe6⋯.mp4 (4.33 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Boomer USA.mp4)


every day until you like it


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This is pretty much what I have done, I view my past shortcomings and overall life situation as one massive joke.

Whenever I fuck something up I scream out "JUUUUUUUUUST" in my head and imagine everyone around me as Brandon Fraser and do other meme shit like that. I've pretty much stopped giving a shit about my appearance to a large extent in terms of what clothes I wear, I still do gym and eat healthily though.



damn imagine living somewhere niggers and greeks live

the urban divide is fucking crazy, I live in a completely different country to the majority of Australians



I already like this meme


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As the ancient Chinky proverb says, "You gotta be in it to win it, goyim".

((( https://thelott.com )))



I might have had a minor chimp out myself if that happened to me. I would have known I could dispute the transaction myself with my bank though.



A weeks worth of refugeebux i presume.



Probably their free Anglicare bux.


Yeah, it's fucking disgusting. I miss when I was a kid and there were one or two token asians at school and a wog.


*Draw closes 7:30pm AEST



The shop girls were doing what they could, trying the phone the owner and her family. They just wanted them out of the (tiny) shop so that other people could be served.


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>increase FLACCID length

Does this even translate to erect length? are you neets dumb? or do you know your not gonna get an erection anyway so you have to make it seem as big as possible. Just be happy with what god gave you faggots. Your lonely because your autistic not your dick size.


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As we tell the goyim, you be the gamblers, we'll be the bookies.



Same here. But they just imported some Africans to collect trolleys at the shopping centre.



Were you inside or outside the establishment during the chimpout?

>Nog goes to pay wave it, getting prompted for a pin because it's over $100, and proceeds anyway.

wtf didn't he think hold on a second it is only $58 why am I putting my pin in again and then you know, figure out obviously that little food was under <$100?

but yeah what happened? did the shop owner tell them to fuck off? did the police come? did middle aged white women rush in to defend the sudos and offer to pay?



I don't know that I could do that. I have a lot of pride.



Is that man the merchant seller of our NEETcommune?

I wonder what would happen if one of us did strike it big or won the lottery, I would hope they'd share a few hundred at least and buy each of us some shit in the mail or something, would be a pretty cool situation to have a true richNEET causing NEETs to create shitty OC and stuff at his desire.



I used to



I have quit the gambling Jew. For good this time.



I was inside talking the other white blokes ahead of me still waiting to order.

The shop girls got their details on paper, and security told them to get in the carpark and wait or the police would be called. The card owner remained inside mouthing off.

Nobody defended the niggers. This is a poor suburb, and I get the impression that some of the poor whites are starting to realise these imports are getting handouts that whitey isn't.



Stay strong, (((gambling))) leads to nothing good.



unless you win










Just for the fish and chip shop or was it part of a bigger shopping centre?



I wouldn't give any of you a cent.



Yeah but it's easier to rest easy when you've got every base covered and you're unfucked anyway. A big difference in just being a fundamentally unlikeable person and being unfucked because you're short or fat or small-dicked.

Somehow the former is so little of a blow it doesn't even matter.



It's attached to a small shopping mall that has a couple of unarmed "respect mah auth-thor-a-tie" types.



>No way to refund the money

>the shop owner is in Greece

Sounds BS to me, they should have been able to refund the transaction on the spot. It's a P.O.S. thing brother.



A sad reflection on the state of society that such things are necessary.



tfw I was the wog



Maybe? Do the POS things have some kind of management level override that the counter girls wouldn't have access to? I'd imagine the shop owner has been fucked over by dumbass employees before.



It's "these dumb fucks aren't white enough to use Yelp and $580 is worth 20 minutes of a chimpout".



Dumb sales girls don't know how to use the eftpos beyond the most basic functions.


>>105233 (checked)


>why didn't he think

C'mon NEET.



>security told them to get in the carpark

Isn't this a hate crime?

>some of the poor whites are starting to realise these imports are getting handouts that whitey isn't

Rahowa when?



The poor whites in the northern suburbs aren't much better than niggers themselves.



Yeah, well the poor whites don't go to the top of the public housing list the day they get here, or get given a household appliance and furniture package and free groceries from Anglicare.


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This started its funiness downhill run last week sometime.



T. Boomer.


File: 0bf7618f084a21e⋯.mp4 (6.81 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Moonman - Eugenics.mp4)

I was given a week longer to find a place, getting a bit desperate. Looks like I really will become street neet soon. Every fucking application I send in takes over a week to tell me no. What standards do they have. Im starting to feel like I couldnt get a cardboard box in the tip at this rate.



They manage to get a fair bit out of the charities mate. I have seen them at it. There is a NEET here who used to be at it himself and has no shame about it.


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Lookin good m8



Walk into Centrelink and say you're a muslim and need assistance.



Got my ticket in, all these other NEETs will be impressed when I can single-handedly pay for the NEET Compound, with money left over for Dan



post more moonman



You are going to find it impossible if you have no form of income.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


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I just dropped my beanie on the carpet and when I picked it up it was covered in dog hair and dust. I am living in squalor here.






u need a lint roller my friend.



If you are at risk of homelessness you can jump to the top of the public housing queue. Just go into your state's housing organisation and explain your situation.


File: 95296d7a0ccad99⋯.mp4 (4.39 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Moonman - Express Yourself.mp4)

File: ca87aab56c57177⋯.mp4 (4.49 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Moonman - Thank You.mp4)

File: 94746334927dbf7⋯.webm (7.08 MB, 480x360, 4:3, shoot for the moon.webm)




I was thinking I could go on a car trip up the coast and hope for the best.



While going on a trip might be fun you will become carNEET rather than StreetNEET.



In what world would the government help a single white male neet that is fit like me? They would laugh me out the fucking door. I also dont wanna take that sort of assistance, its too shameful even for me. I would rather be homeless.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



Being homeless would be more shameful.


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is V A P O R W A V E still in?



49 faggots and 1 dune coon is excellent.



What are the specs on this meme car you've made?



It's all about F A S H W A V E now.



Go back to 2016 you boomer.



Also it needs to be more angular, like a late 80s Ferrari or Toyota MR2, gotta get that door stop wedge shape.



I dont find it shameful to be alone and try and make my way. Begging on me knees for big daddy government to hold my hand makes me want to cry. Every time I walk into centrelink I get talked down to by fat blimps that were once women and I am supposed to listen to them. All I can think about when being talked down to from them is how I could probably kill them in one punch yet I have to prostrate myself to their whims and act like a good boy. It is the definition of shame.



fuck you, you homeless coon


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>Toyota MR2




>counter girls wouldn't have access to

That was my suspicion but you'd think there'd be an appointed manager-on-duty if the shop-owner planned to leave the country. But still it would have been fun to watch.


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>I get talked down to by fat blimps that were once women

Also consider this, if you've ever worked before or paid any taxes you are entitled to take a bit back out to help you get yourself back on your feet so don't feel ashamed.


I hope keto NEET hasn't been eating chips.



Good lord




It's just a pity dole payments aren't commensurate with previous contribution. You should be able to pull $50k dole for a few years if that was your last salary.



I vaguely remember that NEET, what did he do again?


I wonder if you got a tan and grew a beard if this would work okay, especially if you went into a rich white person area.



>I wonder if you got a tan and grew a beard if this would work okay, especially if you went into a rich white person area.

I said it in jest, but seriously, do whatever it takes. Play their own game.



Look into 'permanent' caravan parks in your area, or even regular 'tourist' parks where you could stay temporarily in a $50 tent. Both options are better than the street, though the former can attract some pretty dodgy people.

t. Once lived in a permanent caravan park that had regular visits from police



I haven't.



Yeah, get a negroplasty and claim to be somalian



>though the former can attract some pretty dodgy people.

Just protect your rectangle and ignore everybody else.



What did you have for tea?


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Let us crack a fresh SIP for the zoomers among us.


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The sage neet pays no mind to such earthly matters.



grilled fish


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some stupid v12


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The look on the negroid's face is priceless



Well done.


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>the former can attract some pretty dodgy people

>not drinking beers with literal boomers at your comfy Caravan Park


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last of the shots for now unless anyone has any ideas



Looks comfy as fuck.



>what did he do again?

Dove head-first into a dumpster


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behold the n33t mobile



Must be great bursting a tyre every time you encounter a bump in the road.


Been thinking about Weber's degenerate desire for Africans. Perhaps the sight of one-too-many burnt meals has led him to the dark side?



What have I burned?



A metaphor for a NEET's life.



>That exhaust tip



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All of us NEETs should get together and move into a comfy caravan park like this.



No good to me I'm terrified of other people



You would loosen up after a few weeks at the NEET caravan park. The forced interactions would be good for you.




This is a good example of media creating the white trash boogyman. We have all experienced white trash shouting and making us uncomfortable but the media then adds on violence and drug use onto that stigma. The truth is "white trash" is 90% good people who deviate from society and 10% actual degenerates who draw the most attention. My dad was a derro cunt and I spent a lot of time around those sort of people and not once did they hurt me or try to do anything bad. Fuck the jews for their lies. The true scum is the niggers that kill and the dunecoons that play pretend gangs because they have no real moral intelligence

We are a country of "white trash" convicts from England yet somehow we built a functioning first world country while the best niggers in Africa can barely maintain a city.



Well said.



>the best niggers in Africa can barely maintain a city.

Forget cities, they can't even keep one farm running.



This rings true. The only couple of times I've been fearful in that suburb was due to drunk boongs. Not once has a white been a problem.



>We are a country of "white trash" convicts from England

I deny this completely, all of our best men were highly cultured free settlers. Don't look down on the white underclass but don't look on them as the ultimate Australian. The ethnics are a problem but the true crises we face is the soulless cosmopolitan that has taken root in every institution.



The eternal cosmo



just vacuum once a week, it's the easiest cleaning task of all



I might have to stop drinking the white sips because of this meme



How old are you?



Mid 20s


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You are the meme



I don't think I can argue against this



hey neet what are some good websites and places to learn mediation? I did headspace and its was good but i dont have the neet bucks to get the full one



Look up some Buddhist guided meditation videos on youtube, it's the same thing just mindfulness meditation.



You are a good gen maker.



a great video



Those guitars haven't moved since last I saw them


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ayyyyyyyyyyyy NEET PARTY



Nice image



I'm confused


just fried some mushrooms and steak in carlton draught






Kek, an astute observation.



Sounds gross tbh



I've been playing them a bit.



>coffee and sweet buns.

That sounds nice,


Here comes old mate Depression



tell him you have a date with your penis




Let us know how it tastes.



>The forced interactions would be good for you.

This is good advice for the majority of NEETs



It's hard to play when you never play with anyone else.


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it was great, don't know why you guys are freaking out, you've never barbequed some meat with a bit of beer?

eat with tomatoes and onions, delicious



Are you MuscleNEET?


Going to try and watch demolition man for the 5th time. I keep falling asleep. It;s a good movie though. I'm pretty knackered already though.



I am glad you enjoyed it mate.



A splash on the hotplate, yeah. I thought you'd actually submerged it or something.



Enjoy it mate.


Adding beer to food has been a meme for a while now. It is just a food fashion. They try and get it into everything. "OMG you won't believe the secret ingredient - it's BEER!"



Beer batter is older than any of us.


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this is fucking granddad's cooking, not melbourne buzzfeed cooking



This and this



Is that the one with Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes? Great movie if it is.



There is more heat created in the back of the Astra than under the bonnet.



It's canceled out by the ice cold dude in the front seat


Tonight's drink

$4 rose wine I got from Aldi. I'll drink 6 units on an empty stomach. Why is everything getting worse?



Ha. Yin and Yang.


I've never had rose wine. This is my fourth day sober. What's troubling you?



Drink it fast.


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Eggmans situation, the fact Mummybot's been yelling at me, neighbour said to me when I was doing the weeds "still haven't got a job have you?". My finances, the fact I'm losing interest in everything and the days are long. Eggmans streams were really comforting and now he's leaving and he's reminding me how dire the situation is for me.


Did that onahole get a run last night?



I have also asked this question today and would like an answer?



>the one with Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes

Yeah, it's great.



I kind of know this feeling of isolation, but know that feeling the days are getting longer.



Perhaps he hasn't stopped yet.



That's a lot of strain on his body.


Which NEET is being evicted?


>tfw no euro trip


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Reminds me of my early puberty years. Jerking off was a simpler game back then


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What? I'm supposed to wait another month to maybe get processed. I got rent to pay and I'm down to $20 to my name, landlord throttled my pathetic savings after I got cut off.

Fucking Centrelink, man.


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Go on gumtree and find some work champ



craigslist may be a better option



You need to ring them up and explain your in "extreme financial hardship" for them to prioritise your claim. Look up the criteria of what it is on Centrelink website and discuss it with them when you ring up.



Don't they have an immediate hardship thing they can put through?




Been nabbing every odd job I can get my hands on.



Too autistic for phone calls.

It's alright, I'll think of something. I'm just not exactly sure what they expect people to do for the month it takes to confirm that they're below the poverty line.



Honestly mate this is one phone call you should be sperging your way through no matter what



any of you been to TAFE? might take a useless 6 month course for something to do



Good excuse to get free bennies



what's a bennie and why would it be free



You have to stretch that $20 if you don't ask for that priority postage. I once waited two months after they fucked up my payment. It was very tight time.



*priority processing


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Idk m8 eggs benidict





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Probably, but it's about as likely to happen as getting


Oof. Better tighten my belt, because I'm getting hunger pangs.



Your going to be shitting pasta m8



TAFE is pretty comfy tbh, it's mostly NEET daycare.



I'm starting to dream of being a park ranger tbh might even do a diploma



Go for it m80



>NEET daycare.

Will the minders intervene if Stacie's BF is beating you because you send her an email offering her advice.?



Maybe not.



ask floens to fix his fucking app then



I don't know who that is and hope he's not as nasty as that picture you posted.


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Night all.



Do you have a drivers license? Health and safety qualifications would help too, maybe do a weekend Royal Ambulance/First Aid course to help boost your chances post-qualifications.



finally, a realistic depiction of a neet losing his virginity



Night big nips



bit racis



Good night.

Disgusting picture.



Bit of a rascal



Nah m8




what has you confuzzled, m8?


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Let us know if you find any mysterious stairs in the woods.



Those are rape stairs.



I'm mystified by the form of those milkers


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If you really wanted to help out and make your community a better place, you should put up a warning sign outside the shop so it won't happen again.


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Goodnight NEETs>>105417



Goodnight oriental fancier.



arr rook same



This tbh. What if you got a gook gf and then mistook another asian girl for your gf?



I guess it's a bit like taking the umbrella that looks most like yours when everyone has piled theirs on top



Good night.


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Take the Costanza pill. Be content with your NEET life and transcend.



I'm pretty comfy and content with what I have tbh.



the notes are a nice touch



Can this be done. Are not our instincts and brain wiring too resistant?



>A sort of farcical poem

Very nice turn of phrase here.



it can be achieved effortlessly through schizophrenia/bipolar personality disorder



Nowhere near as cute as the nurse posted earlier today




Fuck that kike



You didn't quote so good.




Wanna suck some milk out some big boong tits



Set up a farm, and sell the product, a new, ambitious business enterprise. Ah, that is the great thing about the NEET General, truly a cornerstone for innovative ideas for emerging industries and jobs and growth.



There'll be growth alright



not sure if boong milk is in high demand



NK would buy it regularly.



Whether they want to sell it or not.


NK was raised on boong breast milk





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What are you guys up to?


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The warpath continues.



Keep at it mate.




Will do, ey. Throwing on another playlist. This wasn't meant to take nearly this long. Back at it.



I got a call asking if I could do a support workers role tomorrow morning. I had to do it today (in a fucking suit) because the worker who was supposed to be there didn't show or tell the office and the person meant to do it tomorrow is a no show.

So I've been getting a change of clothes and my suit ready for work which will start an hour earlier and is further away. I also agreed (it was my call) to drop in to a new client tomorrow on my way home so tomorrow is going to be a long day.

Hopefully it sets an image up that I am a good worker and I get a thank you from the boss.

I was asleep when i got the call but now i am awake again.



I'm alt-right and I approve of this image.



I-is that a replicant?



Is that the car you imported?



Sounds like you are getting tested pretty hard pretty quick at this new job. How are you holding up?



I approve of eggs Benedict. A good hollandaise sauce cant be beat



How much do you need and what will you produce?



Agreed. Corollary: shitty hollandaise = shitty Benedict overall.



I don't like egg yolks.


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not yet famalama



Tell them you fought for ISIS, they'll give you a free house.


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One with separate rooms for each of your wives.



Xurious is awesome.


Gas yourself.


A reasonable and measured response. Aspiring posters take note.



We went to a clients place today and that side of the work gives me a sense of fulfillment. Plus I am good at that, I can talk to seriously fucked up people as equals because.. you know.

Also, my main coworker is from a bureaucratic background (ex centrelink) and he is great at what he does, he can talk to that side of the world in their language, they're like a different breed of human but I can deal with people.

Knowing that I have actual value to the business and that I can make an impact in peoples lives is a good feeling



I keep all my wives in the basement but that's no reason to deny me additional rooms. Mashallah.



All the little things add up, like organic eggs and a nice real bread for it to sit on, fresh mushrooms/asparagus.

Getting hungry.


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I am glad you are feeling like you are doing some good work for people there. I think that will be key to staying motivated.



Exhausting though, especially all the phone and computer work. Gone home today and yesterday with a headache.



10/10 post, m8.



You know who else liked organic food? Your uncle in his comfy chair.



Hopefully you will adjust when you get more familiar with the routine. The first couple of weeks should be the hardest on you.


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oh shit boys


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Your post makes no sense.




>>105166 (checked)

Lmao PhysicsNEET in da house.


I would rawdog her and pump my jizz into all of her holes and get HPV from her


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I don't understand this post.


I'm looking forward to having a proper routine. Then I can start adding little things to it like preparing a healthy lunch and doing a workout daily. As it is I am far too puffed out to do much when I get home.


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Who is this crude and racist NEET doing a comfy catch up?




I missed that word when you posted it before.

Had to look it up



Someone even told him that you don't like it when they racially identify your work out equipment.



Every day you're learning new things, NEET. Glad I could help.



I saw that and didn't understand it.


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A hey A hey hey.



A lovely little song.



The Nazis were against smoking and were yuge into raw milk and organic foods. Your uncle Adi in his Kampfy chair.



looking for more pics of asian nurses


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Oh, you made that reference as obscure s you could.



Are you doing a comparison report on international health systems for your PhD?


finna watch anime



What game is that?


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Really should hit the hay. Sweet dreams to alll but especially lovely littleNEET.

Good night friends.


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Good night accurate NEET lore NEET. Sweet dreams. Have a good day tomorrow. You will be missed.


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slow thread, any other bng modders hanging around for that automation update?



What's 'bng'?



that crashy smashy ive been posting for the last 3 hours lol, sadly it requires a supercomputer to run even my $3k+ pc struggles



Bunghole Racing Extreme



its starting to rain big stinky bros


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Neets. Yesterday I passed out around 10PM because I was bored and getting annoyed with mummy asking me to do housework. I woke up ten minutes ago to urinate, and once I'd done that (medium yellow, mildly acidic urethra-feel) I remembered that the grades for formal exams are due for release on the 13th. I checked just in case, at 12:49, and there they were. Three passes and a credit, which means:

This neet will / / / N O T / / / be apologizing to mummy for being useless and going nowhere in life.



oh shit where abouts are you? nsw mid hinterlands here same



Well done mate.



thanks mate, that feels so nice to hear. do you know if weedneet returned after the date? I want to hear about that


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age? drink water



Yes he came back last night and said the date went well although it didn't end in pornographic fashion. He will probably see her again.



lol ive never even been on a date and im 28 soon



That's pretty on-par with the rest of us, NEETo. Soon to be wizNEET.



noice, hows it feel fello virgin?



I'm probably in an un-average situation, since it's been a running joke that I'd die alone since primary school, one I've agreed with.

S'fine. Less people I have to deal with, the better.



b-but your not technically alone on the internets



That's cool. Instant messaging and texting is also cool. Long as I can take a breather between messages or something. When someone demands my attention it and my mood drain fast.


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I feel ya


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Time for death for tonight.

More hours to go.


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good evening NEETs.

i found a new board anthem for the night time.




You dumb-dumbs. Possum has a white power rack and, for a while there, whenever it was mentioned, Weber would post "Did somebody say white power rack?" and include a picture of some big-tittied NatSoc waifu.


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Good morning non-dumb-dumb NEETs!


Morning neets. How'd you sleep? I rarely seem to get more than 6 hours.



You were cutting it thin if one of those passes was for that assignment you half assed that the marker didn't want to mark. For a pass mark that's between 0-15%





Morning, you sound stressed/anxious NEET, anything bothering you mate?







That old bag is getting charged, as one NEET posted the original article. Not only did she hit three people, the old bag did it while reversing onto a marked crossing:



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Good morning friends.



"Dead Jews go better with Coca-Cola!", was how the jingle used to go I believe.


Had a nice drive to work. Heater was on. There was a nice layer of fog over the highway for most of the drive and traffic was spaced out nicely.


Morning NEETs




Morning m3+5



Sounds comfy


These DPF filters they are putting in diesels are just awful.



>Sounds comfy

It was. Almost made me wish I had a dash camera.


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I thought it was ethnic chicks on big NEET dicks.



>These DPF filters

My eyes are now only on pre-2013 Hiluxs



A Current Affair (or was it TodayTonight) had a story on this last night. With regard to DPF, there is some after-market thingo can thingo you can get that tries to catch this shit before that happens.




Or depending on your states emissions laws, you can have it removed, some diesel specialists are doing it.

Also a lot of DPF problems are due to incorrect driving, you need to get out on the highway at least once a week and sit on 2500 - 3000rpm for a good 30 minutes to an hour so all the soot inside them will be burnt up, but apparently with Toyota's new diesels this doesn't work.


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I'll have a read later today mate, seems like extra shit to buy o fix shit from shit you don't need.

Anyway I'm off to wage, have a comfy day NEETs.


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I don't understand why most bogans need these cars, more so for the the more heightened and bulky range. They are like 4wd tanks that are only driven in the city.



It's mostly tradies who buy them, they can chuck all their tools and shit in the back.


Good morning NEETs. did you guys sleep well? i set an alarm for six to see if it would wake me up and it did. then i went straight back to bed. the problem is not waking up but getting out from under the warm blankets.



Yeah it's always a struggle to get out from under the blankets in winter.



Older utes yes, but a lot of the new range utes are driven by yuppies



Awesome stuff, I get mine on the 18th


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Good morning freeters and NEETs. Always good to hear about your various successes in life.



Morning, Karen. Have a lovely day.






























>that NEET who presses every emoji on his phone



Who let an iphone keypad get on the board.



🎎 wa kawaii desu 🍙🍙🍙



i am looking for a bento box


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Quads and anime becomes real



aw yiss



I am looking for a bento box, it can't be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And the seller has to post pics of it first (i wanted to make shure it was kawaii [cute]). And it would have been nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have had any cartoon pictures, or been made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would have be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i didnt want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii).



Is from gebbit?



I believe it was Something Awful back in the day.


Good morning neets.


finally, something good happening



Looks like an underage boy.



Good morning. I awoke to a missed call from my JSA. What a way to start the day.


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>What a way to start the day.

I will be seeing you soon.


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Hopefully in a "comfy apocalypse" kind of way.


That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much worse than that. Much, much worse than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can’t even cut slabs of solid soap with my katana.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times and still produce the weakest blades known to mankind.

Katanas are half as sharp as European butter knives and thrice as brittle for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can’t even dream of cutting through. I'm pretty sure a katana couldn’t even bisect a toddler wearing full cotton jammies with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too disgusted to fight the nearly unarmed Samurai and their dulled katanas of shame. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their lack of killing power was embarrassing and mildly amusing.

So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the worst sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require appropriate stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)

1d2 Nonlethal Damage

20 x1 Crit

-3 to hit and damage

Counts as Worthless work

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)

2d2 Nonlethal Damage

19-20 x1 Crit

-5 to hit and damage

Counts as Worthless work

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?



Good morning my friend.




Never heard of him.



Doesn't seem the right thing to do unless she did it on purpose. Just take her licence.



Have a nice day. See you when you get home.



Poo on poo



Sedan coupe wagon master race!



Good morning Karen.




I have literally never seen a female use a Weber barbecue.



BeamNG? I just saw a trailer and it looks very impressive, as good as GTAV graphically. It would probably kill my $500 5yr old laptop.



NEET Party tonight!!!


I was planning to take doggo for a walk but I looked out the window and there are two different neighbours in their yards. My stomach rebels at the thought of walking past them so I guess I will stay shut up in the house the rest of the day.






wat about figuratively?


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>took doggy outside to play and have a walk in the garden

>after we run around for a while, I hide her treats throughout the backyard so she has something to do

>I sit down at the weight bench with a bag of freshly popped popcorn and drink my morning coffee while shitposting

>doggy runs into the garden to find the treats I've hidden

>five minutes later

>I reach down for my coffee and feel a furry tail

>look down

>she's been sitting under the bench and quietly eating my popcorn this whole time



Ignore them, it gets easier with each day m8


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doggie wan foofood





Once at a feminist slam poetry event.



Absolute bargain:

>At $145,000 plus on-road costs the Silverado LTZ Custom Sport Editio



That's adorable. An interesting combo, hot coffee and popcorn. Very interesting.


The neighbours have cleared it looks like I have an opening. I only hope that they are not back out there waiting for me when I return.



What an ugly front end.



"Branding his son work-shy, he told the judge: “He knows how to get through life without working Monday to Friday.”"


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What a nice doggo.



What a boomer attitude. That old cunt slaved his whole life and only ended up with an ungrateful son and a fat second wife.


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Spain Miku



Here comes old mate D. Say hello, NEETs.


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Where's our nekomimi gfs?



I was a bit disappointed to see that wasn't Jahans



If I have my way Spain will finally get messi


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morning fellow humans



You'll have to kill them. Bury the bodies then sprinkle emu feathers in their houses and no one will think twice.


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we mad max nowe



Does it just feel like GTAV minus the people? Because that's what it looks like.



morning falcunt



dude im so bored waiting for my car i made this



all the comfy minus the annoying traffic (which you can setup with AI its just hard) Its like if a flight sim had sex with 1nsane and carmageddon (mfw the games more chad than me)



thats a bit lewd mate


I redeemed by kfc stacker combo. It was very sloppily put together.


dude im so bored waiting for my car i made this


all the comfy minus the annoying traffic (which you can setup with AI its just hard) Its like if a flight sim had sex with 1nsane and carmageddon (mfw the games more chad than me)


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hmm site keeps saying flood detected and crashing browsers



the 'flood detected' is the board telling you you're spamming.

the browser crashing is your browser being ghey.



With my job I recently got I plan to buy a good PC so I can play beamng and Automation, I've had my eye on them for a while, the conversion thing they announced is a fucking dream come true


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France Miku. Portugal Miku. Germany Miku.

Spain is her best costume with France being a second and Germany third, Portugal is one colour and boring.

Talking about this reminds me of how I like to dress up girl characters in video games I especially like frills and being able to do things like put flower in hair. I'm not the only one who does this here right?



>the unloved Astra needing a clean Versus the Chad Gaming Set Up



where is Croatian miku



You need professional psychiatric help



why aren't they black monkeys like the soccer players they represent?



Did you make those yourself?



Well it seems like you're enjoying it. Are there any aspects in particular that cause your PC to lag more than others? Say for instance, during a big crash. Would that put a lot of strain on your graphics card?


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Finally finished that fucking painting and review.

Turns out the game was made by a notorious pedophile and abuser and that's why his third game was so buried. Haha, whoops.

Ah it's fine. Not even going to mention it. Timelapse soon.




flooding gay crash!



Was it a childcare sim?



Nah. No children involved.

On closer inspection it's a pretty nothing story too, so doubt there'll be any backlash for covering the games. Worlds moved on. Still funny to mention, like you're reviewing a movie and it turns out it was made by Joseph Fritzl.



might persue a dating website for a while. easier than punching myself in the nutsack repeatedly.


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Or when it turns out to have been made by Roman Polanski or someone like that.



>punching myself in the nutsack repeatedly.

That's a strange way to wank



>On 3 May 2018, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences announced that it was expelling him.[11]

Huh. I didn't know he was still in it.


Maybe onaholeNEET had a heart attack the first time he used it.



the chad incel

the virgin virgins


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Brazil Miku. Russia Miku. England Miku


shangguan feiying did


Because I enjoy dressing up female characters in video games?



Let's hope not.


Has that birthday NEET organised another date with the chubby supermarket girl?

Nobody ever updates us.



did cheesey ever give an update on how his first day at work went



and I'm done with that.



the chad incel

the incel chad



I forgot to, but the first paid day went alright. It wasn't the first day in reality because I did work experience there for 2 weeks until they decided to give me a job, I'm not sure why they did because I didn't feel like I was good enough.



You're your own worst critic, mate. They wouldn't have given you a go if you were bad at it.



well you clearly were or otherwise they woludn't of hire you. you need to be more confident in your abilities.



So you've released the review?





>So you've released the review?

It's out and about. Assembling the timelapse now.







I felt a bit spergy at some bits, like when I have to serve customers and I half forgot how to use the PoS system. I mean, maybe I might be alright enough for a job there, but I feel like I need to become better and prove myself much more. Anyway, I have to leave for the bus, see you NEET's later, I'll stop by Dan's on the way back to get some Golden Oak too to celebrate.



a crude post



a lewd post



Has the discussion of the onahole excited you?



a lacivious post





feeling tumesced



These posts are of a much higher quality than your daily >tfw depressed


>tfw depressed




how did you know I was responsible for those posts as well?



I am not the BO but your post frequency daily seemed to corresponded with this >>105649


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Yeah, I think that other NEET was right, it's probably time to start looking into advertising on more platforms.



going to come up with a new iconic post soon

watch this space



Well don't use


that's my new catch phrase which is sure to sweep the boards



Go easy on the Golden Oak, Cheesy. You don't want a repeat of the last incident.



what happened?


File: a1772941bbd25a1⋯.jpg (31.78 KB, 700x394, 350:197, Nigger in Space.jpg)



He got a GF






and a job.



He does need to expand his pseud word vocabulary though, that one has been in use for a year or two now


A lascivious roast


Allow me to try that again…



very impressive



Hardly. The word was posted a few posts up.



we only become better people by learning from others



This is why people need to post their updates here.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Shitty music video features and selling vape pens is what Charlie Sheen does now.

He does not work and has not appeared to in any meaningful capacity for years now whilst maintaining a lavish lifestyle. Is this the ideal scenario for NEETs who do not mind a presence in the public's eye?


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I felt real cheeky tonight and told my neighbor to fuck right off I'm drinking tonight. Didn't even say anything back to me. Never felt so in control in my life lads.


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Was he just saying hello?



He was walking his dog



So you told him "fuck off, I'm drinking tonight" apropos of nothing?



A rich lifestyle you can maintain indefinitely through minimal effort is about as close to making it as one can get



Yeah, felt really empowering since he was only 12



He was once a very handsome and talented actor.


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You need more soy in your diet, tough guy.



I flexed my biceps at him and he started crying, sometimes normal kids needs a NEET to take them down a notch or two you know what I'm saying?


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That's some edge you got there, son.



how long until he unironically gets one of those? and will she do the same?


>make a Newstart claim last week and schedule a phone appointment for 10-11AM on Wednesday

>they don't call and I forget about it, assuming they'll get around to it later

>checking my voicemail today

>2 new messages, press 1 to listen

>Wednesday at 9:00AM "hi neet, this is Julie from Centrelink, just letting you know we've missed you. I'll call back in ten minutes, thanks"

>1 new message, press 1 to listen

>Wednesday at 9:08AM "hi neet, this is Julie from Centrelink again, we have now tried to contact you twice and your claim has been canceled, if you want to receive income support from Centrelink you will need to start a new claim, thanks"

Are you fucking kidding me?



You should have answered your phone.



I didn't hear it ringing. I was probably having a shower and nervously waiting for the call at 10AM.



If you are sure they called outside the time they had scheduled then you could appeal their decision. But it will probably just be easier to start a new claim.



Having AIDS is not what I would call an ideal scenario.



DoghouseNEET are you uploading to DeviantArt?



Lmao this is an excellent question.


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You know it. I like it as a gallery, but it is a bit worthless as a platform otherwise. If only because it's only artists who use it. Makes sense in retrospect, sure.

Feel free to peruse it, I'm quite proud of the name.


And then check out the shit I've got favourited because it's on another level.



This is the ending all boomers deserve for what they did to our civilization.


>>105688 (hailed)

Nice URL and the favs are pretty great too. 3 yrs on the site huh?



Yeah, so post that whole phase of 14 year olds powertripping on pageviews and weaboo shit. Which is a shame, because that'd have been fun to bear witness to.

Now it's just boring with a mildly ugly site UI. Nice organization on the page though.



This NEET studied the blade.

>katana a shit

How will weebs ever recover?



I wonder if you could grow a larger audience on twitter or instagram. I think DeviantArt is too Web 1.0 for today's normalfags.


who else been for a manga?


>>105555 (ch-ch-ch-checked)

You did it, NEET!






Twitter has been way more successful as a platform. Actually seeing some growth there. You know, over time, and honestly still mostly just peers unless I get an RT from a major guy, but it's fine and doesn't require much upkeep.

Instagram I tried for a while, but it's definitely mobile-phone based and most follows you get there are just models trying to promote themselves who'll unfollow you after 3 days anyway.



Is this the matrix?


>mildly acidic urethra-feel

Piss connoisseur.





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How many headlights does one car need?



middle four are low/low led beam outside are parkers and indicators


I have got a lamb and split pea soup cooking in the oven. I got a couple of trays of lamb offcuts from Woolies for $5.99 a kilo. I added 500g of yellow split peas, an onion, a carrot, a stick of celery, a bay leaf and salt and pepper.



That sounds like a hearty winter meal, m8.

I've fired the you-know-what up. Got a couple of fillet steaks and roast potatos for dinner. Might make a pepper sauce.




So have you given up the keto or what?



I'm sick remember. And Mummybot wanted roast vegetables.

I'll only be having one.

Next week, if I am not still DIEING, I will resume strict keto adherence.


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Probably a fucking kale smoothie, looking at the state of this proto-skele cunt.



Is Mummybot still planning on moving out soon?



It was red deer. Alpha as fuck.



Yeah. Next weekend I'm driving her down there.



All of it?



Ironically enough he had blocked arteries due to a high fat diet

Skeles and executives aren't so far apart after all


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Otzi had pretty neat gear.



That is what killed him.



Are you looking forward to your freedom with the house all to yourself?



>Ironically enough he had blocked arteries due to a high fat diet

That is interesting. Apparently the Innuit don't have cholesterol problems despite living almost exclusively on fatty seal and shit.



Functional but not very /fa/.



It will be a house of debauchery for a week or so, before I get fed up with my mess and resume living like I do now.



Yeah there is one group who eat basically nothing but whale blubber and don't have any heart disease.




Of the sexual kind?



only self-administered I suspect


I encountered the worst BO I had ever experienced at Woolies today. A couple of ferals in the pasta aisle. They must have come in from some sort of bush camp or something. Absolutely dreadful smell. Wood smoke, cigarettes, bongs and BO.



You should turn your house into a brothel and get rich pimping.



Still mad about being banned, huh?



That's the worst. The BO always manages to cut through everything else too.



You'd need a bitchy gay guy to be your brothel manager. Somebody who can't be influenced by pussy and has no problems smacking a bitch.








Just gave the pea and lamb soup a stir and taste and it was very very good. I reckon another 45 minutes should do it. My mouth is watering.



what kinda lamb cuts??



They were just various offcuts. Mostly chops that were from the ends and didn't look good enough to include in the expensive packs.




>They were just various offcuts. Mostly chops that were from the ends and didn't look good enough to include in the expensive packs.


Woolies or aldi or Coles?



Woolies. $5.99 a kilogram.


who /NEETPARTY/ tonight?



/NEETComfyEveningAndThenSleepAtAReasonableTime/ here



Going to have drinks at a mates place






It's mainly because I'm running low on beer, but I'll take the name



>Not mowing down (((Cyclists))) for 20 points.



Reminder to slam on your breaks in front of bike jews, bonus points if they are using their phone.



I don't think I've ever seen a cyclist using their phone, they aren't that dumb.



Perfectly legal thing to do too, considering the person who hits from the rear is at fault.



notbad was it at least fairly fresh?



Where would their phone go in those skin tight pants anyway



Yes I was happy with the condition it was in.


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Dad's on the ride on again



Their are handlebar mounts, I have one on my motorbike but I only use it as for GPS and music via my helmet speakers.



That seems rather obvious now that I think about it



I never touch it while I'm riding, just load up a playlist and I'm good to go.


Anyone had sex this year?




I had a lovely evening and dinner with my hand and fucked nonstop until I got chaffed. Just another regular night for us studs.


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How was it?



Pretty good for an escort 7/10



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mfw wanking feels better than sex for me

but also on a positive note

>tfw mummybot making pizza for dinner


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I had a Dr Dr Oetker pepperoni pizza for dinner.



Good man, how was it?


Also that NEET who used the word "cunny" has made me feel very impure and disgusted.

What an atrocious choice of word, it really is just a disgusting word.



Delicious, best frozen pizzas.



There are some NEETs here who are extremely vulgar and crass.



I'm not a huge fan of the sauce and base on those.



NEETs have a moral obligation to be appropriately vulgar when necessary. Like when mommy is wearing her tight shorts around the house.



Truly a cunning NEET.



No, that's a Cunny NEET


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Friendly reminder as NEETparty hours draw nearer.



Already had 1 litre of beer Dano.





pleb, papa giuseppe's is best.



>He's never seen a female cyclist



I'll have to try one, but seriously Dr Oetker is pretty good.



There was a young girl called Annie

who had a peculiar fanny

she went to the doc

he said thats a cock

now everyone calls her Danny.




pretty good thread



not bad innit



There was a young NEET who was a beast

Thankfully his mummybot regularly prepared him a feast

However this meant he had to do big poos

And the wasn't enough toilet paper near the loo

So he went to the dunny

And whipped out his cunny

And then all was well again once more





spoke too soon..



Not thick enough and the syringe makes me go >>105541


neetking and the boong coworker



I've been larping as an incel all year


Reconstructed cunny juice with added vitamin D



Found any sheilas willing to fix incels?



An extensive search of my bedroom has turned up no such women


Incels should just go see a hooker



Apparently Woolies checkout girls are sometimes keen.





How is a woman meant to support my lavish neet lifestyle with an insecure poorfag job?



You know the rule about posting this word. Pepe must accompany it.



You're meant to hop from checkout chick to checkout chick, and move up in the world that way. You should be a Chad by the time you've bedded your local Coles, Woolies, Liquorland and Reject Shop.



I don't have that image on my dekstop, it's on my laptop which is on my bed, I may or may not post it.



you lazy cunny


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I wonder if it's possible to find a woman who aspires to be nothing special, just content with her life and wants a no-nonsense simple NEET bf.

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