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File: 3a96d97583bcbf1⋯.gif (2.44 MB, 669x669, 1:1, 3a96d97583bcbf1f59c6c5d6c3….gif)

 No.121730

Glisten in the morning light for us NEET.

OLD >>120961

 No.121731

Been up for two hours and I'm feeling like I'm falling back asleep. It's going to be a long day.


 No.121732

>>121723

>Do you have any nudes of her?

There are plenty of lingerie shots of her, she works as a 'high class' escort with her lesbian girlfriend.

She also appeared topless in an episode of that Danger 5 TV show.


 No.121733

File: 1f693261041e00d⋯.jpg (63.65 KB, 750x511, 750:511, cunnyofthegoose.jpg)


 No.121734

Good morning all my sweet little neets except unvalued neet . You know who you are.


 No.121735

File: 1fdb56c8f268df7⋯.jpg (159.04 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, drphillip.jpg)

Dr Phillip's rules for /ausneets/


 No.121736

>>121735

Dr Phil is narky NEET.


 No.121737

File: a98adcb55723644⋯.png (1.33 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out090226.png)

>>121679

>>121713

>>121723

>>121724

>>121725

>>121726

>>121731

>>121734

Good morning freeters and NEETs. Whenever I have a really slack and lazy day, I'm always fuming at myself in bed and the day after I wake up and am driven to get things done. This happen to any others?


 No.121738

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>121734

I.. I.. But.


 No.121739

>>121737

1/2 of the (You)'s

I love you too you dirty little hussy.


 No.121740

File: 4002dab615cb0ed⋯.png (8.59 KB, 397x355, 397:355, жаба.png)

>>121737

Maybe tomorrow.


 No.121741

aromatic dick cheese


 No.121742

magpies and kookaburras arcing up again


 No.121743

>>121742

I had 12 in my backyard this morning eating yesterdays dog food.

I took a photo but my shitty laptop kept freezing when trying to upload it.


 No.121744

>>121741

Wash your penis.


 No.121745

>>121735

>Get them before they get you

What did he mean by this?


 No.121746

>>121745

Accuse the MAX bitch of sexual harassment before she can cut off your payments


 No.121747

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Off to the wagery once more my dears.

Love and compassion; Empathy for your fellow NEET is the creed of the day.


 No.121748

>>121747

Very kind words, have a nice day.


 No.121749

>>121747

have a good day.

so what is on the plan today NEETs, i got to go to tafe today, any other NEET go to uni or tafe?


 No.121750

File: f3950b6f7cc35ac⋯.png (25.2 KB, 846x592, 423:296, 1483145325924.png)

>woke up at 10pm of yesterday

>about to go to sleep at 8pm

>made the mistake of not going to sleep before my parrents arrive from work, now I have to do it while they do their usual screaming at each other

I don't even know what's up with my sleep schedule anymore.


 No.121751

>>121749

Nothing on for me today, just gonna stay comfy.


 No.121752

>>121750

>woke up at 10pm of yesterday

>about to go to sleep at 8pm

if im understanding this correctly you stay up for 22 hours. am i correct?


 No.121753


 No.121754

>>121753

and you cant go to sleep now because your parents are yelling at each other. sounds rough man, hang in there, you might reach inner peace in your sleep deprived state.


 No.121755

File: 05f2f83789a09e7⋯.jpg (5.66 KB, 250x166, 125:83, 1420114347951.jpg)

>>121750

been going to bed at 7 am then rising in the late afternoon

unfortunately I have a bunch of shit to today during wagie hours


 No.121756

>>121750

>>121755

These types are sleeping patterns wreak havoc on your mind and body.


 No.121757

Going to take doggo for a walk soon NEETs.


 No.121758

the mail is taking a while to arrive this morning, it is already 9.30am


 No.121759

>>121758

Postie usually gets to my place around 2:00 - 2:30


 No.121760

>>121759

He used to ride his postie motorbike past my house at 8.30-9.30 every morning like clockwork, but now they've introduced those bright neon buggies and the mail can arrive anywhere between 8.30 and 4.30PM.

A NEET hasn't got all day to lie around waiting for the mail, you know. Have you given your postie a stern talking to?


 No.121761

>>121750

You're reminiscent of nzneet, braneet


 No.121762

>>121747

Have a nice day mate.


 No.121763

>>121760

Those buggies must be so humiliating to ride around in.


 No.121764

>>121759

My postie delivers letters between 11:30-12:00 and the courier delivers packages between 14:30-15:00.


 No.121765

postie rhymes with roastie


 No.121766

>>121734

Take no heed of this impersonator.


 No.121767

>>121765

The only roastie posties I see are the ones on faggy push bikes in the more dense suburbs


 No.121768

>>121767

Are construction worker roasties a new thing? I only seem to have been seeing them in the past few years. They never seem to do any work, just stand around holding signs.


 No.121769

>>121768

I have noticed this phenomenon too.


 No.121770

>>121768

I told a roastie construction worker to fuck off a few mornings ago. They seem to think they have some lawful authority to saunter around on the road and that you have to stop for them.


 No.121771

>>121768

I saw one yesterday staffing one end of the STOP/SLOW sign roadworks thingo. There was a fat boomer on the other end. How much do those cunts get paid anyway?


 No.121772

I wish Auspost had an app like Dominos where NEETs could track the postie on a little map


 No.121773

I'm actually thinking about becoming a postie.


 No.121774

>>121772

It's Illegal for Management to use their scanners to track the postie


 No.121775

>>121773

The buggies have a 110kg weight limit

>>121774

really?


 No.121776

>>121774

Which is why every few years they discover a postie hasn't delivered any mail and has just been storing it at home.


 No.121777

>>121775

I'm well under 110kg, they still use the little honda motorbikes in my area too.


 No.121778

>>121777

I think a lot of the old motorbikes (cub) are slowly being phased out to either the buggy or electric pushbikes


 No.121779

>>121777

I was only trying to undermine executive confidence and break morale in advance of the August 10 skelly uprising


 No.121780

>>121778

They have the new Honda Super Cubs in my area that they got a few years ago.


 No.121781

>>121777

>I'm well under 110kg

That's what I thought, but my scales are engaged in FAT SHAMING, claiming I weigh more.


 No.121782

10:33AM and no postwagie in sight


 No.121783

File: 8196c2cc95fe9b3⋯.jpg (171.38 KB, 779x804, 779:804, nz.jpg)

Should we round up all New Zealanders living in Sustralia and send them all to internment camps, or can some of them still be trusted?


 No.121784

>>121775

I saw an executive postie yesterday, I now worry for his economic future


 No.121785

>>121783

We should just annex nz for their own good.


 No.121786

>>121783

I would sell out the NZ government for a prime Chinese roastie if that's what you're asking


 No.121787

>>121786

>prime chinese roastie

lmao


 No.121788

The postie just dropped of a parcel for me. He was both white and a non-executive. Well done aussie post.


 No.121789

>>121788

What did you get delivered?


 No.121790

>>121789

A zoom lens for my camera, which I will use to document the presence of any qt's committing lewd acts through their bedroom windows.


 No.121791

>>121790

CreeperNEET


 No.121792

>>121788

The fat shaming undertone in this post is problematic


 No.121793

>>121791

I don't think that trait is unique enough to be a neetname


 No.121794

>>121791

I may post the videos on the internet to help improve public morality.


 No.121795

>>121793

I like to think that not all NEETs are sexual predators.


 No.121796

>>121795

And I like to think that my penis is above average, but thoughts can't change facts


 No.121797

>>121796

someone banner this


 No.121798

File: 256cd558b8a92df⋯.png (15.27 KB, 489x423, 163:141, 256cd558b8a92df6b6f9f0c40c….png)

Have to go and visit my family, may Dan lend me strength.


 No.121799

>>121798

Make sure to keep the strength for after the drive home


 No.121800

>>121798

Chad brother or druggo mum?


 No.121801

I have a real hankering for a beer but it's not even 10am and I don't want to feel like an alcoholic


 No.121802

>>121798

try for some wincest NEET. maybe you can get gf2018.


 No.121803

The postie came along my street in his moonbuggy and dropped off the small package (no pun intended, dickletneet) at 11:04AM

Quick postie stats:

Ethnicity: Caucasian

Height: 170cm

Weight: trainee

Speed: 40km/h with buggy

Demeanor: polite


 No.121804

File: e8d3ef7d52970a1⋯.png (21.79 KB, 200x224, 25:28, thumb_with-jews-you-lose-j….png)

Legit got some Jewish branded wine for my bday… for $25 and it tastes worse than the $2 aldi red.


 No.121805

>>121804

happy probably recent birthday


 No.121806

>>121804

It was probably made from fermented foreskins


 No.121807

>>121806

That's a horrible thought


 No.121808

>>121805

Thank you

>>121806

Probably would have tasted nicer.


 No.121809

Also had the postie just drop off a package

Ethnicity: Caucasian

Height: 182ish cm

Weight: skele

Speed: 10km/h down the driveway with a Honda Super Cub.

Demeanor: polite.


 No.121810

>>121809

Now we just need to have them duel each other


 No.121811

what is the best thing to get at hungry jacks?


 No.121812

>>121811

a girlfriend


 No.121813

funny thing just happened as i was doing my homework for tafe. the subject is income tax law and it was a bit about tax evasion and the court case example is

Court of Appeal of the Victorian Supreme Court in DPP (Commonwealth) v Goldberg (2001)

i started laughing and thought why is it always the jews?


 No.121814

>>121813

If I ever have to do jury duty, I am totally going to convict or acquit somebody based soley on their race, rather than the evidence presented.


 No.121815

>>121812

You're thinking of Thirsty Jacks


 No.121816

>>121814

Depending on the crime I would love to do this. I think you have to be a strong personality with good speaking skills to pull this off tho


 No.121817

>>121813

>Goldberg

imagine my shock


 No.121818

File: fae174195c1a017⋯.jpg (132.92 KB, 563x750, 563:750, 1467973426413.jpg)

Did my power rack lifts this morning and then took doggo for a half hour drive. We don't go for a walk on lifting days.

Was nice weather out there. It is good to get out for a while.


 No.121819

I am trying to download a form at https://www.humanservices.gov.au/individuals/forms/aus221 but it appears there is no english only form the only options are either Greek or Italian. fuck me


 No.121820

>>121816

Getting a white man off for a crime against a non-white is just a matter of sticking to your guns in deliberation. For serious crimes like murder there has to be an absolute unanimous decision. After a couple of days they'll acquit the defendant.

Lesser crimes the judge can use a majority verdict, so if all the boomers want to let the nigger off they can still get their way.


 No.121821

File: 3833f31caaa474d⋯.jpg (156.54 KB, 800x595, 160:119, 20004135.jpg)

What do you NEETs think of this type of Australian landscape art? I am thinking of buying a few prints. I really like it.


 No.121822

File: cc95443816f3ee8⋯.jpg (287.07 KB, 1649x1080, 1649:1080, 20180809_124340.jpg)

>>121818

That sounds nice. I was trying to teach my puppy how to not jump up on people. He ran into someone who was looking to rent a small house in our backyard and went full speed and ran into her legs and she fell over. Was really embarrassing.

But just then when i finished trying to train it, it walked into my room then looked at me with sad eyes and vomited. My cat is much more well behaved and actually comes to you when you click your fingers while my dog just sits when you tell it to sit, and vomits.

>>121821

I find it incredibly bland. I dont know why, i have some in my house but it's really just… meh. Pic related.


 No.121823

>>121822

>incredibly bland

It has become a bit unfashionable for that reason. It used to be everywhere last century.


 No.121824

File: bdf8eb6eb21d591⋯.jpg (240.71 KB, 965x1024, 965:1024, 49wl3IKYwNA.jpg)

>>121823

It all sort of looks the same, like the pic i uploaded and then one you did, are different art styles and scenery… But they are still the same bland image.

Swear to god we have the most boring scenery.

Stuff like this is much nicer imho. Has mean of a meaning to it.


 No.121825

>>121824

And, you can also get it printed from aliexpress for cheap in nice quality and on nice canvas paper.


 No.121826

File: 98677965fcffc3a⋯.jpg (159.2 KB, 800x648, 100:81, 75100098.jpg)

>>121824

I do not really like art with people in it.


 No.121827

File: 9230606da2dee3c⋯.jpg (1.2 MB, 1920x1339, 1920:1339, 817_1920x1080.jpg)

File: dde854ccf54fb4a⋯.jpg (437.78 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 103631-painting-waves-fant….jpg)

File: 9a9510af4acb05a⋯.jpg (1.23 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1469365720678_1920x1080.jpg)

File: a31be5388705a8a⋯.jpg (1.5 MB, 1920x1105, 384:221, 1471281616892_1920x1080.jpg)

File: 154abec7fdd6881⋯.jpg (1.6 MB, 1920x1139, 1920:1139, Johan_Christian_Dahl_1920x….jpg)

>>121826

What about stuff like this?

I think that art is bland to me cause i own a farm and i feel as if i have already seen it all before.


 No.121828

>>121815

I like it. The Australian landscape is truly unique and seeing such images makes it easy to reminisce about times gone by. It's not artistic perfection by any means, but it feels comfy


 No.121829

File: 9ca51b36461f9bc⋯.jpg (179.49 KB, 800x636, 200:159, 22022370.jpg)

>>121827

I like the one with the bright tree-lined street and the one with the nice building on the left and flags on the right. The other ones are too dark. I would still prefer a nice nature scene.


 No.121830

I don't think I've ever seen that hazy backdrop they always paint. Might be an Eastern states thing.


 No.121831

>>121818

>We don't go for a walk on lifting days.

Take your fucking dog for a walk every day you selfish cunt


 No.121832

File: 1ef270e89a03a0b⋯.png (3.89 KB, 519x500, 519:500, 1ef270e89a03a0b5e263719a6c….png)

>>121831

>It's that NEET again


 No.121833

>>121826

>I do not really like art with people in it.

same tbh


 No.121834

>>121827

the grass in that third picture is neat


 No.121835

>>121831

His legs shouldn't even hurt on lifting day. The day after I could understand, but even then the walk will help with DOMS.


 No.121836

File: cf0ec502a5d0375⋯.jpg (314.64 KB, 1280x833, 1280:833, _tnIxo29mcE.jpg)

File: f5bb33e0d884968⋯.jpg (169.83 KB, 784x1024, 49:64, 784px_Caravaggio___Saint_C….jpg)

File: 399c47370a66ae0⋯.jpg (1.13 MB, 1920x1167, 640:389, 1352028097997_1920x1080.jpg)

File: 36d0a1108a5241e⋯.jpg (2.78 MB, 1920x1413, 640:471, 1462142105592_1920x1080.jpg)

File: 7247ae366574d8f⋯.jpg (386.97 KB, 1600x1372, 400:343, 1526184128289.jpg)

>>121829

That piece of art is actually nice with the tree in it. The hills trigger me tho

I'm thinking maybe it's just my up brining that made me hate Aussie nature.

I much prefer art with poeple in it. It's so much comfy. Like it makes me wonder what they were feeling, thinking at the time when i look at it. I used to like sci-fi art but i grew out of that


 No.121837

File: a53f6573c45a5b6⋯.jpg (7.62 KB, 225x225, 1:1, images.jpg)

>>121830

It is, from eucalyptus trees

>tfw will never live in 1950s/1960s australia

I feel in some ways like "that" Australian spirit is long gone, I sometimes read kids books like this to try and re-live the feels. Everything feels so un-Australian and just globohomogayplex these days


 No.121838

File: cbe6df5843a6b86⋯.jpg (706.34 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, by_warmachines7.jpg)

File: eef7f79ea135470⋯.jpg (308.23 KB, 1024x556, 256:139, by_billboards.jpg)

File: eb30e4ad11f3f18⋯.jpg (247.43 KB, 1024x512, 2:1, by_border.jpg)

File: be1669895a5386a⋯.jpg (670.91 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, by_mainservers1.jpg)

File: da322ab61b9f873⋯.jpg (695.32 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, by_themascot.jpg)

>>121836

This is the sci-fi art. It's pretty edgy and depressing, but i used to like it


 No.121839

>>121838

I like the rainy cyberpunk night time art stuff


 No.121840

File: d5c3ee69c8fc0de⋯.jpg (36.02 KB, 469x671, 469:671, 1533670102015.jpg)


 No.121841

File: 311c482f6c60308⋯.jpg (470.98 KB, 1306x948, 653:474, 15.jpg)

I have always liked this guy's art.


 No.121842

>>121841

Looks really colourful and nice.

Problem is, the people look really small lol… Are they meant to be small?

The boat on the shore is further away, but papers bigger than the man who is close, and rowing his boat in the water.


 No.121843

>>121842

looks* i have no idea why i said papers


 No.121844

File: c64195bfe847ae7⋯.jpg (427.86 KB, 1306x944, 653:472, 04.jpg)

File: d32d1c705e0b17a⋯.jpg (339.12 KB, 1308x946, 654:473, 05.jpg)

File: dd80b642791378d⋯.jpg (391.19 KB, 1306x946, 653:473, 10.jpg)

File: cda151cae4816e3⋯.jpg (369.68 KB, 1308x948, 109:79, 11.jpg)

File: 14ba9fe13b51e4c⋯.jpg (751.03 KB, 1200x1651, 1200:1651, 20.jpg)


 No.121845

>>121841

>>121844

These are really nice, I shared more of that before probably like a year back in the gens.

I can never find any high res pics though, is it possible to get them blown up and then printed? I'd really like a few pieces similar to that but haven't found anything suitable. I'm pretty sure the artists that made these are long gone unfortunately.


 No.121846

>>121845

>is it possible to get them blown up and then printed?

I have thought about that too. I do not think that without a high resolution file the results will be very good.


 No.121847

>>121845

It costs a bomb to frame them. Basic white thick frames are around $150 per artwork.

Dosent matter on the quality of the canvas/art it's still going to cost you a lot.

If you wanna go cheap, you'll have to buy pre-defined sized of art which will cut out certain things as you'll have to fold the art work.

Even then it's gonna cost $30 - $60 to print it over in china and then $15 - $20 for a shitty frame.

The only way is to get art you like people are giving away, gumtree will have cheap framed aussie artworks that may actually have been painted by brush. So you're getting something original for free.

Unfortunately you won't find anything with that art that was posted.


 No.121848

>>121846

A real shame, I've looked before telling myself there has to be some 3k res samples out there - very frustrating.


 No.121849

>>121847

Second-hand framed art sells really cheap on gumtree. You can get stuff for $10 which is way less than even the value of the frame. The problem is it is not likely to be the type of art you want.


 No.121850

>>121849

But anon, how could you not want the colour blue framed in your house?

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/blackbutt/picture-frames/framed-art-picture/1191554105

I did find the exact aussie art that other anon was looking for but it's quite pricey


 No.121851

File: 9ab5340330bd2b4⋯.jpg (7.17 KB, 250x236, 125:118, 1531999405105s.jpg)

>mopping some floors whistling Pumped Up Kicks

>guy my age working in the back approaches me

>Hey, you go on somewhere called 4chan?

>"What? N-no"

>Oh, ok

>walks off

Jesus, am I really that identifiable?


 No.121852

>>121851

haha, what a horrifying experience. i would have no idea what someone who uses 4chan would look like.


 No.121853

>>121851

You should have told him you use 8chan instead


 No.121854

>>121853

he should of told him he uses wizardchan


 No.121855

>>121854

nobody uses wizardchan


 No.121856

File: 1a32276fec63290⋯.png (42.85 KB, 336x255, 112:85, Pball.png)

Another big one tonight NEETs.

This is going to be the one I win. I can feel it.


 No.121857

>>121855

you cant see the post unless you have ascended to wizardhood


 No.121859

>>121853

I didn't want him knowing I come from any site remotely similar to 4chan, let alone 8chan.


 No.121860

>>121859

He has you sussed and has probably posted about you already.


 No.121861

Might head on down to Dans.


 No.121862

>>121733

Everyone could use a drink at Goosecunt from time to time.


 No.121863

>>121861

To protest outside? To condemn him for selling his poisons to vulnerable members of the community?

good on you mate.


 No.121864

>>121863

Y-yeah hahah


 No.121865

So my spare USB monitor arrived in the mail.

It's fucking gigantic. I don't see this thing working without VGA inputs. Which is good, except my laptop doesn't have a VGA port. I got off-track here.


 No.121866

>>121865

Does your laptop have a HDMI port? You can get an adapter.


 No.121867

>>121866

Afraid not. You know what it has instead? A touchscreen. That's exactly what I want on a monitor, some rank toddler smudge marks.


 No.121868

>>121865

>It's fucking gigantic

How many inches m8?


 No.121869

>>121868

21.5"

I must have bought it while I was tired because I was expecting some itty bitty cheap chinese monitor. I mean it was only $30.


 No.121870

>>121869

Is it designed for video over USB (USB 3.0 supports this) or is it just presenting USB ports on the monitor for accessibility?


 No.121871

File: 9701c9dcae58a84⋯.jpg (24.02 KB, 320x320, 1:1, 36830672_643470726035269_7….jpg)


 No.121872

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/royals/australian-citizens-can-email-local-mps-to-get-a-portrait-of-the-queen/news-story/138d62ca61721e97ef0b6789cb5d5889

Wonder how much these cost to make, and if everyone in Australia all of a sudden called up and asked for one.. Couple million?


 No.121873

>>121871

Why has this image been posted?


 No.121874

>>121872

I bet someone has a cushy government contract to provide them and they cost a ridiculous amount each.


 No.121875

>>121872

I bet it's not even scratch-n-sniff.


 No.121876

>>121872

I would request one but it would allow my local MP to put even more data on me into their system.


 No.121877


 No.121878

>>121872

I'd get one, but I already have 3 of the Queen mum


 No.121879

>>121799

>>121800

>>121802

Thanks lads, survived it, then went to see Dan, who helped me go on the lamb.


 No.121880

>>121879

Also just got back from Mr Murphy's.


 No.121881

>>121880

What did you buy?


 No.121882

File: 96f9970d25f28af⋯.mp4 (6.36 MB, 854x480, 427:240, gamble.mp4)

Every day is a gamble, every night is a drink we share called loneliness, and tonight the feels are hitting hard.


 No.121883

>>121881

The usual asahi 6 pack


 No.121884

>>121882

Very nice mp4.


 No.121885

>>121883

I thought you had been reducing your drinking?


 No.121886

>>121882

Top tier OC, mate. New Vegas was pretty damn good.


 No.121887

>>121885

I have been, usually just a 6 pack a week or two a week.


 No.121888

In NZ the real estate bitches are asking to see your bank statements and judging you based on what you spend your money on before they will rent you a property. I bet it will happen here soon.

https://www.news.com.au/finance/real-estate/renting/outrage-at-landlords-kfc-test-for-prospective-tenants/news-story/a529791ebdca72032aa4029457d09bb7


 No.121889

File: 1506336493c3839⋯.jpg (7.55 KB, 246x205, 6:5, 324324.jpg)

>>121887

God damn I fucked that sentence up, perhaps I do have a drinking problem.


 No.121890

>>121887

What does your gf think of drinking and smoking?


 No.121891

>>121890

I don't think she has a problem with drinking, she actually had more to drink than me on Tuesday night which was worrying, like me also she only smokes when drinking.


 No.121892

>>121888

I thought they already asked to see a bank statement where when you apply to rent a property.


 No.121893

>>121884

>>121886

Thanks lads, wish I had more to drink though.


 No.121894

>>121892

I know they ask for pay slips. I have not heard of them asking for bank statements.


 No.121895

>>121888

Has there always been a peasant class in Australia that has had to rent?

Renting out a property has always struck me as being a very jewish thing to do and not in line with the idea of a fair go. When you own more than one property it means someone else can't own any, and that person is forced to pay one of the multiple-house-people in exchange for having a roof over their head. Worse, they have to accept whatever the landlord decides to charge, so they end up paying off the entire mortgage and after fifteen years the landlord has a free house.

It seems generally good for the kikes that most people in Australia don't live on sustainable land. Someone who owns a small bit of farmland can decide to opt-out of wageslavery and work the land for everything they need. Someone who is born into a family that owns no land is a person who has no choice but to sell themselves to the Nosebergs of the world just so they don't fucking die of starvation and exposure to the elements.

It's been hundreds of years since the industrial revolution and humankind in 2018 is literally hundreds of times more efficient with its labor than it was in the 1700s, yet 99% of people still have to choose between working 9-5 and misery.

The jews are unironically responsible for at least part of this situation and I wish they would be holocausted for it.


 No.121896

>>121895

I'm not sure but I guess people having to rent is a more recent thing, a couple of my friends have pretty much come to the conclusion that they will be renters for the rest of their life or until their parents die, that is unless there is a dramatic change in property prices.


 No.121897

File: 5c488be99fb484d⋯.jpg (85.37 KB, 804x802, 402:401, 1530507589738.jpg)

Missed my counselling session because I was asleep like a dead shit


 No.121898

>>121897

Do be silly NEET, dan is always open for some counselling.


 No.121899

File: 1208637fa01742a⋯.jpg (27.67 KB, 601x508, 601:508, 2f7.jpg)

>>121896

>a dramatic change in property prices.

The Chinese aren't going to lose interest in Australian property. I, for one, am glad they are terraforming Sydney into a high-rise super high-density den where consumers can live and work and get deliveries of Uber Eats all within a few streets. No need to ever leave, everything we need will be right there. I like to see their communities which don't interact with Australians, I like to see their obsession with social status and trinkets, I like their individualistic attitudes (spitting on the street and pushing their way onto public transport, very diverse) and above all, I like their presence in my country.

Thank you China


 No.121900

>>121897

I think we need a W*jak timetable which gives each NEET one hour each day to post a W*jak of his choice. It looks silly to have too many w*jaks next to each other.


 No.121901

>>121900

That sounds like communism.


 No.121902

>>121899

Yeah it's a bastard of a thing, however I think if there are going to be more people renting, renters should have more rights, perhaps longer leases and cheaper rental prices in general.


 No.121903

>>121901

Give me w*jak equality or give me death.


 No.121904

>>121856

I'm in. This neet needs petrol money.


 No.121905

Feel like a boong

This is no way to live


 No.121906

File: a8cc4e2ab1480be⋯.png (164.21 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, kfc-logo.png)

>>121888

The Colonel's lawyers will be taking this matter up with said bitches. Our dear valued customers will not be driven from places we've gone to great expense to install stores in.


 No.121907

>>121905

Cut down on the sniff mate.


 No.121908

File: 4c71595747f6c0f⋯.jpg (1.84 MB, 1936x2592, 121:162, HJs.jpg)

Breakfast is served


 No.121909

>>121908

Lamo thought the straw was a chip

Also

>white wine

based neet


 No.121910

Watching Archie Luxury all day again.


 No.121911

>>121908

Breakfast of champions.


 No.121912

>>121909

>>white wine

>based neet

you spelt faggot wrong


 No.121913

File: 845ebc465c940bc⋯.png (369.83 KB, 1197x1782, 133:198, horse.png)

I found a saddle in a chest at a village and then I found a horse just outside, so now I have a horse to ride.

I have been trying to do this for ages.


 No.121914

>>121912

Thats not very nice. What has gotten into you neet?

Bet all the fat lamb has gone to your brain

>>121913

>not playing superior roblox


 No.121915

>>121913

rape the horse


 No.121916

>>121914

>Bet all the fat lamb has gone to your brain

I don't imbibe that pedestrian shit.


 No.121917

>>121916

Please dont use those big words here i didnt finish year 10


 No.121918

>>121916

Look at this fancy NEET.


 No.121919

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

It's that time of the afternoon again neets, when we ponder Life's Big Questions: who's worse, niggers or chinks?


 No.121920

>>121405

I just downloaded a 12GB torrent of an 'enhanced' edition. Never played any Witcher before so here's hoping it works on my shitty laptop.

>>121415

Anyone?

>>121418

And that's why nobody likes you.


 No.121921

>>121919

chiggers and ninks


 No.121922

>>121920

>And that's why nobody likes you.

I am very popular on here.


 No.121923

>>121919

(((Lauren Glassberg))))

Also that looks like a fuggin green screen…. Like, as if some (((white))) woman would be in the ghetto…

American news is a joke

Also niggers are wrose


 No.121924

toot toot

i'm a prostitute


 No.121925

>>121924

You are not.


 No.121926

>>121925

just caught my first (you)


 No.121927

>121926

That (you) was taken from me under false pretences. It was basically rape.


 No.121928

>>121471

Was just there and notice several new items on the menu. Can't beat a stunner meal though.

>>121476

Promptly terminate yourself.

>>121488

Pulling meat is a way of life for NEETs.

>>121491

It's close enough now. Just go. You know you want to, you Jewish boong.


 No.121929

>>121502

I fell into a goon-coma a couple of hours before you posted that, and only just got out of bed an hour ago.

>>121520

>white people

>Mohammed Maks

Did you even watch that?

>>121525

> We bang her sister

I'm really looking forward to this game. Thanks for the constant updates. But please spoil the ending if you get to it.


 No.121930

>>121888

who do i even email for this


 No.121931

My beard smells like grapes.


 No.121932

>they're shutting down ROM sites left and right

RIP. Leave it to Nintendo, ey.

>>121929

>But please spoil the ending if you get to it.

Oh, uh, I did post sort of the ending but not really, I keep it vague. Sorry though.


 No.121933

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

We're saved NEEToes


 No.121934

File: e3d67b46f098317⋯.png (548.25 KB, 1029x463, 1029:463, hmm.png)

Well there's no way that Witcher 2 is going to run on my computer. I looked it up, I'd have to keep it at like 800x600 with minimum graphics. Eh.

Installed the rest of the Alone in the Dark games, but I know trying to force myself through those when I'm not in the mood is bound for boredom.

Guess I'll buy a new game.


 No.121935

File: 79c643fff864ebc⋯.jpeg (33.37 KB, 362x362, 1:1, 6C54373E-111D-4538-9E80-E….jpeg)

O’ dearest Australians, I have this ominous feeling that I’m going to die this year. Just wanted to tell you because I have no one else to talk to.


 No.121936

>>121935

Why do you think you're going to die? health problems or suicide


 No.121937

>>121888

trevor watts better deliver on this or i'm voting greens


 No.121938

>>121935

You're among friends, buddy.

We talking ominous feeling such as "I'm fairly sure I'll an hero by the end of the year" or more "I have the medical reports and yeah, 1 year estimate".

That former one is a downer but might not happen, plenty here go by that year by year.


 No.121939

>>121933

Those are not designed with the executive in mind.


 No.121940

>>121936

Health problems, ever since I was 20 I had severe anxiety and IBS. Now it seems I cannot remember things like where my keys, wallet, or phone is. Worse, I’ve been getting itches, rashes, and new skin pigments appearing all over my body. There’s even some dark pigmentation dead center on my hand, and my doctor, who is my dad, told me not to worry about it. I’m feeling tired everyday and I’m also not very much interested in anything either. Although I was always like that.

I don’t know if it’s serious but my doctor dad is telling me it isn’t, yet I feel as though something is going to happen.


 No.121941

>>121940

Hmmm, I dunno maybe get a 2nd opinion and a full health checkup if you are worried.


 No.121942

>>121940

i'd get anxiety treatment bruv i think that's the real problem


 No.121943

>>121938

I’m too young to die, and I don’t want to die yet despite my diagnosed depression, anxiety, and IBS.


 No.121944

>>121526

>115-20kg

>Not even fat

>>121640

That's the one that uses the 'flash cards' right? I tried it a few months back with Spanish. I really wish I wasn't such a lazy cunt.


 No.121945

>>121940

> I’ve been getting itches, rashes, and new skin pigments appearing all over my body

I have itches and rashes all over too. Every day I have what seems like an allergic attack. I get red all over and it's extremely itchy.


 No.121947

>>121943

Well that sucks, bruv, you do what you've got to do. Like others said, second opinion or whatnot will calm your nerves if the first ain't doing it.


 No.121948

>>121888

I can confirm that they ask for bank statements as part of "identification", I think you can get around giving it to them but it requires alot of alternative identification that I didnt have.


 No.121949

>>121944

>spanish

STOP

NIGGA NO

DON'T DO IT

TAKE IT FROM SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS SPANISH AND IS SURROUNDED BY SPICS

You wouldn't want to talk to someone who only speaks spanish. Learn japanese or an european language like russian or german.

If you picked spanish because it's similar to english, there are a million better choices. The US government has a list of languages they recommend english speakers and it's pretty good.

https://www.state.gov/m/fsi/sls/c78549.htm


 No.121950

>>121941

>>121948

I wonder how much a 2nd opinion or full health checkup costs in burgerland?


 No.121951

>>121941

Well I suppose I could but unfortunately I don’t live in Canada (this flag is the wrong location), America as you know has no free healthcare and I had gone to the ER because I thought I was dying when I really wasn’t then they build me 2,000 and my dad didn’t want to pay it so now I have this medical debt. I’m just worried that perhaps the anxiety and depression is an indication of something more serious.

>>121942

No I don’t think it’s just the anxiety


 No.121952

>>121951

It probably is just anxiety, about 5 years ago when I had a mental breakdown, I thought I was dying when really it was just anxiety and panic attacks, I thought the slightest sensation in my body, mark or rash was a sign of serious illness, I ended up going to emergency like 10 times, thankfully healthcare is free here.


 No.121953

>>121940

You are litterally imagining every single one of your symptoms. Not to say they arent real but rather that you have made them up. Its just what the mind does to people in our situations.

>>121951

You have to admit to yourself that there really is nothing wrong. The best cure it is to eat 3 healthy meals a day and exercise.


 No.121954

>>121952

I would like America if we had better programmes but unfortunately we spend so much on military we can’t have these nice programmes

It’s a sacrifice this empire must make to retain ‘freedom’ across the globe, I guess.


 No.121955

>>121954

It's not just military spending, you're also propping up millions of illegal mexicunts.


 No.121956

>>121953

Ok, however I’m seeing these things and they’re real, so I don’t understand why I should calm myself down if it is real


 No.121957

>>121956

How much just it cost just to go to a regular medical practice, see a dr and just get a bunch of tests done?


 No.121958

File: daf2508ddbed5b8⋯.jpg (31.85 KB, 600x600, 1:1, Screenshot_82.jpg)

>>121957

Good lord what the fuck is wrong with my spelling today.


 No.121959

>>121957

It’s going to be in the thousands for this, it can’t be done

I’ll have to rely on my dad who is probably misdiagnosing me because he doesn’t want to deal with my symptoms


 No.121960

>>121959

Don't Dr's swear some oath to help people though? if he is misdiagnosing you he could probably get in a lot of trouble.


 No.121961

fuckin bored as fuck NEETs


 No.121962

>>121961

Have a wank


 No.121963

>>121962

everything i fap to is terrible


 No.121964

>>121960

He’s 66 yrs old and is probably senile by now, I don’t blame him if he does misdiagnose me but all the same it would be an ironic tragedy if I, his only son, died and he wasn’t able to properly treat me despite the thousands of other patients he treated successfully.


 No.121965

>>121963

Tell me what you fap to.


 No.121966

>>121964

i'm just really getting the impression you're a high strung guy

you need to drink more

>>121965

no


 No.121967

>>121964

I was under the impression that it was unethical/illegal for doctors to treat immediate family?


 No.121968

>>121959

First thing you can do is find out exactly just how much a simple Dr's visit will cost forget about tests at this stage, tell the Dr whats been going on and how you feel , then proceed further with tests if you can


 No.121969

>>121966

>no

Is it really degenerate stuff? don't worry you can tell your NEETbros anything.


 No.121970

>>121964

It's also possible your father doesn't want to tell you he thinks you're mental.


 No.121971

>>121969

some things are just better never committed to text fellow NEET


 No.121972

>>121967

I wouldn’t know, probably

>>121968

Yes I think I may just do that for a second opinion

>>121970

That’s also a possibility, which would explain his hesitation, but damn it I’ve only recently started to be a hypochondriac and for good reason


 No.121973

>>121895

Heard an anecdote of back in the euro migrant wave of 1950s that jews already in Sydney would go down to the ports and target incoming hungarian jews fresh off the boat. Why? To sell them properties of course.

Not sure if they got a tribe discount or were being swindled. But obviously those pre1950s ovendodgers had snapped up copious amounts of property.


 No.121974

>>121971

Your fapping habits aren't impressive unless you're into guro scat cockvore macro hyperinflation these days.


 No.121975

>>121973

>ovendodgers

Alright, that's a good one. Haven't heard that one before.


 No.121976

have a wine and a wank


 No.121977

>>121975

That slur is like 70 years old


 No.121978

>>121977

Sometimes these things escape you.


 No.121979

>>121956

>>121959

Do you not know how placebos work nigger? This is you just placeboing yourself into sickness. I did it to myself for a while until I realised what was happening. Your body is reacting to your shitty lifestyle negatively and your paranoia is amplifying that into a hypochondriac spasm. As soon as you understand that your body will keep changing as you get older (including strange marks and weird spots) then you can see where this problems come from. You have to accept your fate and admit you are either going to die (so no point worrying now) or it is litterally just your brain fucking with you.


 No.121980

I am going to go have a shower.


 No.121981


 No.121982

>>121977

youre 70 years old cunt


 No.121983

>>121981

Giger would be proud. And was probably also into them. Well I can get the appeal.


 No.121984

>>121981

Thats pretty weird but nothing crazy imo.


 No.121985

>>121982

oldNEET


 No.121986

>>121982

missing an apostrophe there, fuckwit


 No.121987

>>121986

Youre rude.


 No.121988

>>121979

Ok, ok, I’m willing to accept that it might be my mind playing tricks on me but I cannot ignore the physical evidence that my body is manifesting.

I’m going to try and remain calm now.


 No.121989

>>121988

>I’m going to try and remain calm now.

Good lad, I was finding all kinds of physical evidence when I was just having panic attacks to suggest I had a brain tumor or was having a heart attack or some kind of flesh eating staph infection, luckily I had a pretty good doctor who said I could see him any time to put my mind at ease.

Another thing, how long have these problems been plaguing you? theres a good chance that if they were life threatening you'd already be dead.


 No.121990

>>121988

If you don't already you should start doing slow steady deep breathing exercises


 No.121991

Could also be a bad move seeing a doctor in burger land, they'll diagnose you with anxiety and give you an unlimited script for xanax and turn you into a junkie.


 No.121992

File: 29df14130be6b55⋯.gif (1.22 MB, 366x333, 122:111, f6377b3721bcaaed246657c30d….gif)

>>121988

Start some deep refreshment training


 No.121993

>>121768

I've seen a fair few of them.

In Melbourne when I went there, there was a big butch dyke lollypop holder.

Something about that seemed very apt, got the girls job in a mans industry.


 No.121994

>>121929

The muslim is just there to fuck the goats. Environmental concerns are way down the list.


 No.121995

>>121771

They get a good wage, I think it's about $30p/h


 No.121996

File: 9664eee8c0cdfdb⋯.jpg (209.42 KB, 1480x1143, 1480:1143, 9664eee8c0cdfdbfe8673058ef….jpg)

>>121899

>The Chinese aren't going to lose interest in Australian property. I, for one, am glad they are terraforming Sydney into a high-rise super high-density den where consumers can live and work and get deliveries of Uber Eats all within a few streets. No need to ever leave, everything we need will be right there. I like to see their communities which don't interact with Australians, I like to see their obsession with social status and trinkets, I like their individualistic attitudes (spitting on the street and pushing their way onto public transport, very diverse) and above all, I like their presence in my country.

delete this


 No.121997

>>121940

You need a poo transplant or some jilly juice. Take some probiotics and squirt your way to good health.


 No.121998

>>121992

wot to get tonight

was kind of in a spirits mood


 No.121999

>>121993

When I was a mechanic, we had a two girls working with us, one of them fucked the entire workshop, the other got busted for stealing change out of customers cars.


 No.122000

>>121944

I'm not fat. I was 6% body fat at around 100kg and I've been bulking since then. How much do you weigh, Skeletor?


 No.122001

>>121999

did she fuck you?


 No.122002


 No.122003

>>121988

here's an experiment: if the body symptoms are minimal or gone while on a decent dose of benzo's then it almost certainly proves it's all in your mind and you're manifesting symptoms psychosomatically. Don't take them more than 3 times, shit's addictive.

Test the benzo for adverse reaction, some of them can make things worse. Temazepam seems to be most likely to cause problems from what I've heard from multiple ppl.


 No.122004

>>122002

what colour were her nipples?

how long were they when erect?


 No.122005

File: 3f7ee3ba1be47e7⋯.png (17.16 KB, 300x100, 3:1, Banner42.png)


 No.122006

>>122000

>6% bf at 100kgs

DOUBT.JPG


 No.122007

>>122004

Pink, I can't give an exact measurement but i'd say like 1 to 2cm


 No.122008

>>121804

Wasn't it yesterday?

Why didn't you remind us? You know we have shit memories.

Happy birthday anyway mate.


 No.122009

>>122006

Yeah, 6% is very hard to maintain. Mr Universe people are only around 4% the day of the competition.


 No.122010

>>121899

六四天安门事件

1989年天安门广场大屠杀

1989年天安門廣場大屠殺

That's a magic charm to ward off Chinese shills. use it wisely, anon.


 No.122011

>>121919

I'd shag the chink in the cutoffs swinging a broom at the negress.


 No.122012

>>122000

Bulking just like johns bf boogie right?


 No.122013

>>121811

2 small whopper meals for $11 then change a drink to an iced coffee and put cheese n both of them and get a sauce.

About $14


 No.122014

>>122013

This would have been useful at midday.


 No.122015

>>122010

What does this say? I can't read the chink runes.


 No.122016

>>122015

>1989年天安門廣場大屠殺

1989 Tianamen Square massacre


 No.122017

>>122013

Fuck that's the same price as a large whopper cheese meal, I've been getting rorted for years.


 No.122018

File: 215dc173ad64b5b⋯.jpg (18.39 KB, 300x300, 1:1, Hungry-Jacks-Pulled-Beef-L….jpg)

I hear the call of Hungry Jack's loaded pulled beef chips. Should I pick up and answer it neets?


 No.122019

File: 232c8a32276aee8⋯.png (81.04 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 232c8a32276aee8629150611c1….png)

>>121998

Get some boong star vokda


 No.122020

>>122016

Ah, they don't like to talk about that.


 No.122021

File: 6cba5dd18f1906e⋯.jpg (147.26 KB, 1280x963, 1280:963, Dd102162.jpg)

>>121821

I have these sorts of things, I like them but I don't like the look of the branches.


 No.122022

>>122018

Go for it, tell us how it is.


 No.122023

>>122005

Well bantered. Well bannered.


 No.122024

>>122017

>>122014

It's the only thing I get and i never get asked for a coupon.


 No.122025

>>122017

>tfw you're a kissless virgin who's been fucked by hungry jack's for years.


 No.122026

>>122006

It was 6% at 98kg. According to BMI, I'm morbidly obese, but that's only compared to the standards of lesser men. My max weight was 140kg. I consider that fat, because I had rolls when I sat down. I'm probably 115-120 now, because I'm bulking. Some of that is water weight from creatine. Going to the gym as soon as I fit into my big boy pants again. Can't give an exact weight, because I broke my shitty Chinese scale designed by yellow rodents, for yellow rodents.


 No.122027

>>122026

you sound maori tier huge dang


 No.122028

>>122026

Was that figure determined hydrostatically, or just some shitty scales?


 No.122029

>>122013

What is the sauce for?


 No.122030

>>122018

No it is not real food.


 No.122031

>>122024

Ima try this tomorrow.

You're fucked if this doesn't come to $11.


 No.122032

>>122031

*$14 rather


 No.122033

>>121832

He walked his poor pupper to I am sorry for his departure, take no notice of him.


 No.122034

File: cf817320e2c2165⋯.jpg (135.3 KB, 736x550, 368:275, 1509735988742.jpg)

tfw wage cuck and can't deal with customer complaints so snorting coke in my room and retreating back to 8ch


 No.122035

>>122029

The 2 small chips

>>122031

I've been getting it for at least a year.

The deal used to be for $10


 No.122036

>>122012

Who? Not the first time I was compared to this John guy, but the first time on this board. I'm not homosexual. haven't got laid in about 8 years though. Too scared to approach women and the ones that are interested in me are hideous or have a bunch of warning flags.


 No.122037

>>122018

its pretty good shit imo


 No.122038

>>122035

You dip the chips in sauce? I do not think I can endorse that.


 No.122039

>>122034

You need to let the customer rage roll right off your back. They are all crazy.


 No.122040

>>122038

Their bbq plum sauce is yum


 No.122041

>>121834

Pretty sure it's Chicago.


 No.122042

>>122039

i get peoples saying they are going to kill themselves if i don't fix their internet and have to call 000 to go to their house

then others are filthy chinks who complain about having no service at their new mini mansion

it's a miserable job


 No.122043

Apparently if I fake my own death I can get about $350k from my superannuation fund.


 No.122044

File: 199913e6f382755⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 56.71 KB, 700x467, 700:467, cash.jpg)

>>121899

China has already taken over my friend


 No.122045

File: 0cd0c2939732e06⋯.png (253.23 KB, 1085x846, 1085:846, plum.png)

>>122040

I can't recommend a person (even a NEET) put that in their body.


 No.122046

>>122028

The fat test? Done with calipers. Something to do with skin elasticity. Just got off keto when I did it, so that might have effected the result. BMI was done on scales against a chart.

>>122027

Just big boned. Nowhere near as strong as I look, especially on creatine.


 No.122047

>>122043

sounds p good


 No.122048

>>122042

Why? Just encourage the suicide and hang up.


 No.122049

>>122046

How much creatine do you take each day?


 No.122050

>>121865

Don't drop it.


 No.122051

>>122046

what are your lifts?


 No.122052

>>122005

That got a heh out of me, good one


 No.122053

>>122042

Sounds pretty bad. The trick is not to take any of it personally.


 No.122054

>>122044

You can tell it is counterfeit because his eyes aren't slitty enough.


 No.122055

>>122048

i would if we weren't being monitored

had a good chat with a guy who missed the white aus policy and wants to deport niggers the other day which made it worth working for another day


 No.122056

>>122046

>The fat test? Done with calipers.

Yeah, add a couple of percent on.

That's not to shit on your achievements or anything.


 No.122057

>>122053

very true

it's mostly having to be a bubbly grill all the time that drains me and makes me want to kms


 No.122058

>>122055

i had an angry chink giving me shit today about the "fireworks" making his job difficult. got shittier when i went along with it and said i like the loud red ones.


 No.122059

>>121913

Is it way faster?

Does the horse need to be fed?


 No.122060

>>122058

lel

they are one of the most obnoxious races on earth so i deliberately don't help them


 No.122061

>>122058

what kind of job are you in?


 No.122062

>>122058

is this about actual fireworks or whoa


 No.122063

>>122060

Yeah, very rude people. No please or thank you or anything else.


 No.122064

>>122062

he meant firewall.


 No.122065


 No.122066

File: 5e5d98aa47596c8⋯.png (34.27 KB, 817x443, 817:443, 1526632585172.png)

Still in bed bros

What a miserable life


 No.122067

>>122022

Should I get two? One for me, one for the imaginary gf?


 No.122068

>>122066

i saw a new brainlet picture today on /pol/. forgot to save it.


 No.122069

>>122057

>bubbly grill

I wonder if call centre workers who were men would benefit from using voice changers to sound like cute women


 No.122070

>>122059

The horse is VERY fast. It can't cross water though. You have to get off and push it across. I think it needs to be fed, I am not sure yet. I have only done a little bit of riding.


 No.122071

>>122066

get out of that bed and wash your penis.


 No.122072

>>122070

have you fucked it yet?


 No.122073

>>122069

definitely

my company deliberately hires aus women because they know people don't want customer service from stinky pajeets


 No.122074

File: 8cea1d1ac3a5889⋯.jpg (27.59 KB, 575x325, 23:13, c79.jpg)


 No.122075

>>122063

especially in the street, they never move to let you past so i walk right through them


 No.122076

>>122072

You have it the wrong way around.


 No.122077

>>122075

i tend to do that.

one of the few benefits of being an executive. physics is on your side.


 No.122078

>>121978

That's the literal definition.


 No.122079

>>122073

saying that we have a bunch of pajeets to fill the diversity quota, and they are soulless so work well in a complaints environment


 No.122080

>>122073

lmao. Does this strategy work? Will it catch on you reckon?


 No.122081

>>122066

Keep at it m8. I used to be overweight and unemployed, depressed and hopeless - until neetgen showed me I could have more. Now thanks to the board I'm obese, visit Dan's everyday, spend my time posting memes and reading about jews all day.


 No.122082

>>122063

They operate under the assumption that any further interaction means you're going to try to sell them something. Since that's what they do. Once they're aware of Western customs they can be gracious but it's definitely culture shock.


 No.122083

>>122050

It would be the second most expensive frisbee I've had.


 No.122084

>>122073

are you the same grillNEET from the other day who was getting on the vodka?


 No.122085


 No.122086

>>122077

feels good

plus i'm tall and wear heeled boots so they feel intimated

fucking roaches of the city, fuck melbourne


 No.122087

>>122069

They'd benefit from voice changers that would make their staff sound like they could speak english.


 No.122088

>>122084

no but i should be friends with her


 No.122089

>>122088

wow two grillNEETs, that's a lot of diversity.


 No.122090

>>122087

even google can't translate chink and pajeet into actual english.


 No.122091

>>122080

white/aus women are a dying breed so there probably isn't enough of us to hire to begin with


 No.122092

File: 7e1521948f3a921⋯.gif (832.61 KB, 375x304, 375:304, 2c71bd3934ad769e4f00477cbc….gif)

>>122081

stolen meme


 No.122093

>>122090

*chink and pajeet accents


 No.122094

>>122049

Around 5mg. I just mix it into other shit I take. It's not exact. I don't take it all the time a course usually lasts as long as the tub I buy. When I started, I took a bigger dose for the first weak. Anything more than your body can absorb is just pissed out.

>>122051

Squat about 160kg. Deadlift only about 140kg. Bench around 100kg max lift. I'm still a novice. Once I put on a few more pounds and go to the gym, I'll be confident to try to improve that, mainly because spotters and staff will be there.

>>122056

>achievements

Not really. I'm still a long way from bear mode.


 No.122095

>>122073

>because they know people don't want customer service from stinky pajeets

You know a whole bunch of customer service centers are moving away from India since Australians just hang up when they hear an Indian accent.

Still cracks me up.


 No.122096

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>>122089

yeah here to be miserable and shit up the thread sorry


 No.122097

Wish me luck neets i'm going for a run. Last time i tried i went a whole k without stopping and i think i'm getting better.


 No.122098

>>122095

i love it

about 300 off shore jobs were taken recently to bring on shore because of that exact reason

i hear stories from jeets at work saying how customers want to speak to someone white


 No.122099

We will need elbow pics from these grill NEETs.


 No.122100

>>122097

Good luck mate.


 No.122101

>>122096

No, I think it's good that we have some gender diversity, who knows you might even fall in love with a NEET who washes their penis regularly.


 No.122102

>>122099

Indeed, grills post your elbows.


 No.122103

>>122045

Mmm, mking me hungry.


 No.122104

>>122101

if they wash and hate kikes then i'm all for it


 No.122105

>>122097

You should plan out a 5km route, then run sections of it and eventually run the entire thing, eitherway good luck m8.


 No.122106

>>122097

god speed


 No.122107

>>122104

Well theres plenty of kike haters around, I'm just not sure how many of them wash their penises.


 No.122108

>>122076

Either end works.


 No.122109

>>122106

I doubt he'll go that fast.


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 No.122111

>>122095

My dad got 3 calls in the last week from pajeets from 'Telstra' telling him something was wrong with his computer. He just has to go to a website to fix it. He doesn't own a computer. He used to hang up on them, now he just has a chat unless he has something to do. They hang up on him.


 No.122112

>>122096

Post your elbow.


 No.122113

>>122008

I got wished happy bday a few hours beforehand i didnt wanna look like an attention whore


 No.122114

File: d5bfeef0cd67d21⋯.jpg (20.6 KB, 500x375, 4:3, elbow.jpg)

>>122099

here's one


 No.122115

>>121856

Got my entry in. All fingers and toes crossed.

>>121869

Link?

>>121871

The pictures on the wall remind me of those pic-captchas.

>>121909

>>121911

Thank you

>>121912

Fuck you


 No.122116

>>122099

Oh, thank you.


 No.122117

>>122097

That's pretty good. Body is adapting.


 No.122118

>>122114

Your elbow is looking like one giant pimple.


 No.122119

>>122113

Well too bad, you deserve many bday wishes.


 No.122120

>>122107

true

i'll keep searching i guess


 No.122121

>>121989

As I said before the anxiety, depression and IBS started when I was 20 but I’m only beginning to see/feel the rashes, itches and the pigmentations very recently actually (I’m 22 now)

(Also yes, late reply).

>>121990

Should start doing those tbh

>>121991

Yeah I’m not sure if I can trust American doctors either, seeing how my problems haven’t alleviated but gotten worse it appears

>>121992

Would drink tons but I’m afraid ignoring the problems won’t do me no good

>>122003

I’ll do this as well when I get some more benzoes

>>122066

Tell me about it


 No.122122

File: 39416fc5c5be00e⋯.png (30.25 KB, 211x189, 211:189, how to glass lebs.png)

>>122119

Awh, well that's awfully sweet of you. Thank you anon.


 No.122123

>>122120

shame everyone around me is a leftist weak wristed faggot


 No.122124

>>122114

See, this is why we have eugenics.


 No.122125

>>121910

You really need to get out of the house more.

>>121919

>who's worse?

Narky NEETs

>>121926

You'll always remember this day, just as you remember your first STD.

>>121932

>Sorry though

All good, luckily I'm smart enough to know the meaning of 'epilogue' so skipped the remainder. Is Nintendo targeting any system-specific sites or just any?


 No.122126

>>122121

Probiotics man. Could be 'gluten' allegery, which is conspiracy nut code for glyphosate allergy.


 No.122127

>>122124

To evolve wings from our elbows.


 No.122128

>>122124

Sadly, we don't have eugenics because the jews banned it.


 No.122129

The air fryer has failed me.

Missus tried to fry crab claw balls in it and the outside was like rubber and shit.


 No.122130

>>121949

>spanish

>brazil

qué?


 No.122131

>>122129

Was she sending you a warning?


 No.122132

>>122126

I’m not allergic to anything food related except cats tho. But I’m not Asian so I wouldn’t eat cats so they don’t count.


 No.122133

>>122129

Sounds like hospital food


 No.122134

>>122128

The holocaust was their eugenics program. Only the stupid ones died and the gene pool got an IQ raise.


 No.122135

>>122129

A good tradesman doesn't blame his tools.


 No.122136

>>122131

Maybe she reads the gen after I leave for work ad has seen my posts about the supp worker chick.


 No.122137

>>122129

How was work today?


 No.122138

>>122136

If she is here she should post her elbow.


 No.122139

>>122134

>high IQ jews

Isn't Israel dumber than Romania? 93IQ average.


 No.122140

>>122128

tbh eugenics being a big no no is a good thing for unemployed gentlemen such as ourselves


 No.122141

All my clothes are stained and unwashed


 No.122142

>>122139

israel is full of the brainlet breeds of jews


 No.122143

Yesterday I saw some CP link spam on some boards I go to

>tfw distressed

It's gone now ofcourse


 No.122144

>>122141

Do a wash


 No.122145

>>122142

And Arabs.


 No.122146

>>122143

I remember when that was a thing on /aus/

Not good times at all.


 No.122147

>>122137

I've been home for over an hour.. and now you ask?

Yeah not bad. They couldn't find a support worker for a shift so I went and hung out with 5 kids, one of which was autistic but no issues autistic. He just rambles on about shit and plays lego.

I played lego with him for a bit then asked him about what he was drawing and just hung out with him.

Then I went outside and saw their chickens and the other kids went out there and we all play fought and climbed a tree and I was carrying them around the yard and swinging them about. he autistic one was out there and played sword fights with me a bit with sticks but mostly just played with the chickens.

That part of the day was awesome, I miss being a support worker.


 No.122148

>>122140

>eugenics is a no no

Hard eugenics. Soft eugenics like killing criminals and sterlilizing retards was around for a while. Even birth control and abortion is a form of eugenics. Some might say disgenics.

>>122142

So jews then.


 No.122149

>>122139

Let the Mizrahim in.


 No.122150

>>122143

It's all cached in your computer and the police are going to come along and look and say "that is fucking epic we should do Habbo Hotel raids together".


 No.122151

File: 0bed652c93b0597⋯.jpg (36.7 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 432432432.jpg)

Cool it with the anti-semitic remarks.


 No.122152

>>122147

>I miss being a support worker

You can always become one again.


 No.122153

Anti-semitic remarks are cool.


 No.122154

>>122149

What's that? Some kind of Turk?

>>122151

Why though?


 No.122155

>>122151

How do you be born a jew and still end up as a neet?


 No.122156

>>122147

>and now you ask?

I didn't expect to have to ask, and also you snapped at me once when I asked before you had finished your comfy catch-up. I am like a battered wife now.


 No.122157

>>122155

nepotism


 No.122158

>>122157

You're supposed to get handed the family business so you can metoo some qt receptionists


 No.122159


 No.122160

>>122152

Maybe. I want to know more about this shit I'm doing and it's a good opportunity especially with the business expanding.


 No.122161

>>122150

Well if he's running Tails he should be right


 No.122162

>>122158

that doesn't mean you can't be on welfare at the same time though


 No.122163


 No.122164

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 No.122165

>>122155

>>122156

Just a bit of banter, I wish I we're a jew, I'd be entitled to some sweet kraut holocaust reparation-bux and some free palestinian land. Also of note, believe it or not there are a lot of jews on NEETbux, they pool it together in their communities and hand out a certain amount among them.


 No.122166

>>122165

I've seen quite a few posts here where an unsuspecting neet suddenly discovers he has the red jew running through his veins. Don't give up hope yet


 No.122167

>>122156

You're a good woman with a heart of gold. Have tea warm and on the table when i get back from the pub. I don't know how long I'll be.


 No.122168

>>122165

>Also of note, believe it or not there are a lot of jews on NEETbux, they pool it together in their communities and hand out a certain amount among them.

Those are just the aboriginal jews.


 No.122169

>>122168

I can't see NK sharing with anyone


 No.122170

>>122165

Most of the Ashkenazim in Israel are from Russia. The Germans went to the US.


 No.122171

>>122165

welfare fraud is a huge thing for kike communities

their women just pump out as many kike babies as possible so they can collect more shekels while their husbands don't work and do literal kike studies


 No.122172

>>121933

That's really cool and the perfect size for a manlet. Comes to about $37k though, then there'd be import fees and other taxes etc.

>>121934

>Guess I'll buy a new game

Good goy

>>121940

'Borrow' his prescription pad and go out on a high note.

>>121945

Have a bath you dirty Brazilian lizard.


 No.122173

>>122166

Having 6 inches of jew in you doesn't count for much if you don't get the benefits of proud family owned jewish business with guaranteed position for young jewey cousins.


 No.122174

>>122173

If only you'd told your great-grandmother that.


 No.122175

>>122167

You better not come home smelling of perfume again.


 No.122176

>>122172

>Good goy

I'm trying to be one but it's all bullshit.

Lot of THIS IS THE MOST HARDCORE RPG EVER. IF YOU MESS UP ONCE THIS GAME WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCK YOUR ASS. Or just "yeah I guess it's okay but it's kinda shit."

Eh.


 No.122177

>>122166

I did that 23andme dna test years ago, apparently I have 2% kike blood.


 No.122178

>>122177

Congratulations


 No.122179

>>122177

have an israeli citizenship


 No.122180

>>122178

This would mean one of my great, great, great parents was a jew, so well before Hitler gassed them, this probably excludes me from any type of reparations.


 No.122181

>>122177

My sisters took that. One got <1% African, one got <1% chink and the other got part jew. My mum's not a slut, so they fiddle with the results.

Or maybe you're just a fucking heeb.


 No.122182

>>122180

>this probably excludes me from any type of reparations

Not a jew.


 No.122183

>>122175

I told you last time, she's just a friend.


 No.122184

>>122177

>giving your dna for kikes to store

m8


 No.122185

>>122181

Yeah, one of their people admitted it on a Reddit thread a while back. They chuck in some african and jew to fuck with the whites.


 No.122186

>>122181

>My mum's not a slut

NEET, I..


 No.122187

>>122185

Can't let science get in the way of social justice.


 No.122188

>>122181

I probably have a bit of heeb, my farthers side is british and my mothers side is german, but going back through my mothers family tree it shows they were all prussian lutherans but heebs have a habit of switching their religion to avoid persecutions so who knows.


 No.122189

>>122141

Wank into your cumdies.


 No.122190

>>122189

I don't even need to wank anymore.


 No.122191

>>122190

are you that depressed or?


 No.122192

>>122191

I don't know man. I don't care.


 No.122193

>>122192

sounds about right


 No.122194

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>>122192

>tfw you're so depressed you don't even care if you're depressed


 No.122195

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>>122188

>persecutions

Everywhere they go they get persecuted. You would think after a while, they'd ask themselves if maybe it wasn't other people that were the problem.


 No.122196

>>122190

>>122192

Dan has already scheduled you an appointment tomorrow. Miss it and the iron bar will come down on you.


 No.122197

>>122194

Now I embrace the wagedom.

Getting to this level of tfw was the best thing that ever happened.

>>122196

I get no enjoyment from drinking, the forgetting bit is ok though/


 No.122198


 No.122199

>>122195

They really are an odd bunch.


 No.122200

>>122192

You and me both man


 No.122201

>>122197

Sounds like your suffering from sobriety syndrome. You need to guzzle a 4L cask immediately.


 No.122202

>>122197

>Wagiedom was a mistake

- NEET.


 No.122203

>have to get mummy to do the Mod JY for centrelink again

>the lady scanned them all and uploaded the file back in February

Now she has to do it again? I dont wanna ask her she'll tell me to get a job


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 No.122205

Fuck this. Making dinner. Doing a 'Spanish omelette' or just fried shits and eggs. Stir fried sausage, mushrooms, leeks, spring onions, garlic and capsicum. Might throw in some cherry tomatoes if they're still edible. Then smother it with a few beaten eggs. Fold it and flip it. Might put some cottage cheese in there as well.


 No.122206

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 No.122207

>>122205

Sounds nice.


 No.122208

The window keeps vibrating.


 No.122209

>>122205

post pics


 No.122210

>>122208

Mate, you're tripping out


 No.122211

>>122206

Comfy pic nice vape


 No.122212

>>122211

cheers neet


 No.122213

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 No.122214

>>122213

so good


 No.122215

gonna lose my virginity to tracey grimshaw


 No.122216

>>122215

She would crush you.


 No.122217

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 No.122218

>>122213

thank you

minus the token gook


 No.122219

>>122218

life before they put the poo into our loo


 No.122220

>>122216

a neet can dream


 No.122221

>>122219

make australia white again


 No.122222

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 No.122223

>>122221

Once you go brown…


 No.122224

>>122223

abandon your town


 No.122225

>>122222

Check 'em


 No.122226

>>122221

You can't unscramble an egg m8.


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 No.122229

>>122209

Don't have a camera, sorry. I put some eggplant and olives in there as well. Guessing about 1800 calories and 60g of brotien.


 No.122230

>>122229

sounds tasty


 No.122231

>>122230

Tastes better than it looks. i fucked up the fold, so it looks like scrambled eggs with stuff in it now.


 No.122232

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 No.122236

>>122231

You ever tried to make one of them Japanese Omelettes? they got like mayonnaise and shit in it.


 No.122238

>>122236

omurice ones are p good too


 No.122239

Three tampons are walking down the road. A thin, a regular, and a super. Which one says hi first?

None. They're all stuck up cunts


 No.122242

I didn't win the Powerball. I'm sorry NEETs, I don't know what happened.

It has jackpotted again. It will probably be 100 million next week.


 No.122243

Ed here

Miranda babe I need you


 No.122244

>>122242

>I don't know what happened.

Yeah this is the first time this has happened.


 No.122245

>>122244

But he was SO SURE this time


 No.122246

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>122236

Looks interesting, I'll have to try it out above my skill level to roll though. Been meaning to try to make Ramen, but never get around to it.

Eggplant was a mistake. I bought it on special and meant to have it as a side with some cheap chicken breasts I got, but I forgot about it and did some roasted sweet potato and green beans from my garden instead.

https://www.taste.com.au/recipes/grilled-eggplant-tomato-dressing/c3af062e-9a57-42d0-b304-f3ac732bec33

Not terrible, but I wont be mixing eggplant with egg again, no matter how compatible they sound.

Going shopping tomorrow. Out of fruit. Only got chicken and veggies pies, frozen mixed veggies, cans of tuna and eggs left. Bit of bacon. Some frozen mango slices I should have tossed a years and a half ago. Assorted condiments. 6 pack of monster. Any suggestions?


 No.122247

>>122246

>Out of fruit.

What type of fruit do you like to get?


 No.122248

>>122247

Apples. Got some trees, but they're in leafless winter mode at the moment, like my apricot and nectarines. I like to get a couple of kiwis and bananas. Got mandarins at home, but they're a bit fiber-y because it's been dry. I get berries if they're on special. Blueberries, blackberries, raspberries or whatever. Usually just toss them in breakfast and snack on them when I feel like something sweet.

So apples, oranges/mandarins, bananas and a couple of kiwifruit, which I usually demolish when i get home. Plus I'll pick up whatever is on special for a couple of bucks, just for something different.


 No.122249

>>122248

god damn how old are those trees? you must be fucking ancient


 No.122250

>>122247

I fucking love apricots, but they're never cheap. Even the dried ones are a rip off. Tinned ones are ok, but I prefer the fresh ones. Been meaning to get a drying machine so i can dry the stuff that grows at home before it spoils or the birds get it.


 No.122251

>>122249

About 20 years old. My mum planted them when I was a kid. Granny Smith and some crab apples. I usually just turn the crab apples into sauce. Been meaning to try drying them as well. They're okay to munch on, but a bit woody.


 No.122252

>>122206

Neetking?


 No.122253

Over a million Division 9 winners, and I wasn't one of them. At least Dan thinks I'm a winner


 No.122254

>>122252

NK would rather be dead than have an illuminated keyboard.


 No.122255

File: 8faea63dde5536d⋯.jpg (3.25 MB, 2437x3553, 2437:3553, tumblr_p4vxpfnuZ61tbghqao1….jpg)

I am off to bed NEETs. Good night to one and all and a special good night to my crab balls NEET.


 No.122256

>>122255

do they even have balls?


 No.122257

File: 408eadf73ebdc9d⋯.jpg (7.96 MB, 2340x4160, 9:16, IMG_20180809_213301.jpg)

>>122254

It's just a preset calm down


 No.122258

little fat lamb, 5 flavors and it all tastes like fucking shit.


 No.122259

>>122258

Add some mint sauce.


 No.122260

>>122258

I've been meaning to pick some of that up


 No.122261

File: 34d5978e3b13f69⋯.png (249.58 KB, 504x501, 168:167, dans.png)

>>122257

Vape into the goon/beer/whatever

Please

>>122258

>he fell for the fat lamb meme


 No.122262

>>122261

It didn't do shit but go everywhere and my cat is trying to paw the vape


 No.122263

>>122261

Fucking 10/10


 No.122264

>>122262

LMAO

You arent meant to blow that hard anon


 No.122265

>>122264

instructions unclear dick stuck in ceiling fan


 No.122266

File: ce624ef845acce6⋯.jpg (133.01 KB, 664x556, 166:139, umaru1.jpg)

>>122265

Of course someone who vapes would try fuck a ceiling fan


 No.122267

evening


 No.122268

File: 0e0a8817d869858⋯.jpg (49.54 KB, 960x960, 1:1, 0e0a8817d869858db1a9e390b1….jpg)

After wandering the lonely plains of the internet, it looks like I've found my new home.

Greetings from WA fellow Neets!


 No.122269

>>122268

What part of WA you from


 No.122270

>>122268

>WA

Literally where?


 No.122271

>>122268

This is a diverse board of peace. We like all racists here.


 No.122272

>>122268

Greetings from NSW, feels like home for sure, welcome home NEET


 No.122273

>>122268

Hello.


 No.122274

>>122270

Good ol' rocko of course!


 No.122275

Back from Tafe NEETs, i hope everyone was well behaved. Thats good to hear, im going to have a shower.


 No.122276

>>122271

Thats all I needed to hear ♡


 No.122277

>>122274

I used to be in Joondy heyo


 No.122278

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsK7Eh0n1Ho

autistically obsessed with this shit

all i know is the 3rd death is sylvanas, the crater is jaina's heart and at a stretch the 'drawing strength from earth' line is referring to thrall?


 No.122279

>>122275

What are studying at tafe


 No.122280

>>122279

are you*


 No.122281

>>122271

Oh so you're South of Perth and not Joondalup

you're safe then


 No.122282


 No.122283

>>122266

I never finished umaru, it felt like discount nichijou


 No.122284

File: 80bc37cdb2d6d91⋯.png (654.03 KB, 580x582, 290:291, umaru3.png)

>>122283

What season were you watching?


 No.122285

>>122284

Never finished S01


 No.122286

>>122285

How much moe shit have you watched?

All of it is either a hit or a miss and have the same story/plot.

Also how many episodes of umaru did you watch?


 No.122287

>>122284

why is her hat Gondola


 No.122288

>>122286

flcl, bebop, kill la kill, lost in abyss, nichijou, fma, one punch, dragon maid, pop team epic, that one recent anime with the time ravelling dude and the child abuser fucking lol


 No.122289

>>122268

Tell us your story m8.


 No.122290

File: fe75cae9261d438⋯.jpg (156.6 KB, 1406x925, 38:25, umaru2.jpg)

>>122287

The gondola has been infused into her hat and it is screaming for its life to set it free, but it will never be free.


 No.122291

going to get dominos

I am incorrigible bros


 No.122292

>>122284

show would have been so much better if she stayed the same size


 No.122293

>>122291

double cheeseburger deluxe?


 No.122294

>>122281

I have lived up that way, thankful to be out of that area tbh.>>122273

>>122273

Hey!

>>122282

Hi!


 No.122295

>>122291

don't do it that stuff is nasty.


 No.122296

>>122288

Weird, i have treid watching all of these and the only animes i have completed is Umaru Seaons 1 and Gabriel Drop out.

They get soooo boring. I rather watching naime movies as normie as that is.

>>122292

I agree tbh. She didnt look cute when she was normal, was pretty meh


 No.122297


 No.122298

>>122294

does your bum still feel sore


 No.122299

File: 106836a03b30760⋯.jpg (97.18 KB, 640x922, 320:461, conformist.jpg)

My fucking knees hurt i always sit like this (ignore the bottom text)

How do i stop doing this

>>122297

Disgusting. I nearly went into that last year.


 No.122300

>>122299

what'd you do to your knees?


 No.122301

>>122299

man spreading


 No.122302

>>122299

Are you fat?


 No.122303

>>122300

I sat like that all day pretty much.

>>122301

That's rly good for your posture actually.

>>122302

No, i'm 5'7 @ 65kg


 No.122304

File: a52efdce7cb7b43⋯.jpg (89.66 KB, 633x758, 633:758, 1510222435068.jpg)


 No.122305

>>122303

post elbows


 No.122306

>>122305

Why anon?


 No.122307

>>122283

Pretty much every cute girls doing cute things comedy anime is a discount nichijou. Nichijou was fucking expensive


 No.122308

>>122303

>I sat like that all day pretty much.

ah well don't lad lmao


 No.122309

>>122308

Can't help it mang, gonna have to get metal knee caps by the time i turn 20


 No.122310

File: 7304ec3838d497c⋯.jpg (139.89 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, Oda Suzumoto.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs


 No.122311

>>122307

pop team epic is cheap and GREAT


 No.122312

I decided against getting dominos


 No.122313

>>122310

good night chinko de mayo neet <3


 No.122314

>>122312

your ass hole thanks you


 No.122315

>>122289

Well, Plumber/Pipefitter by trade, have worked all around Wa, up in the mines and down south building hospitals, even out to kalgoorlie and renovating that hospital.

Out of work for about 6 months now, been gaming etc, applying for non-existent jobs, educating myself to some extent.

Don't really wanna go back to the construction industry, flooded with immigrants and meth-heads. Been assaulted, had various injuries due to people on the gear fucking up.

Basically got told to keep it all quiet even though everyone keeps saying that it should be exposed.

Over it, kinda wanting to find a group of people that are just cruisy and out to have some enjoyment from the shitty situation we're all in.


 No.122316

>>122310

I cannot tell the gender of these asians


 No.122317

>>122309

leave youngin


 No.122318

>>122310

Good night.

>>122312

Good choice.


 No.122319

>>122316

it's not gay if you can't see the pee pee


 No.122320

>>122312

pizza huts better man try those sandwiches they have now fuark me those are nice


 No.122321

>>122298

It was about ~8 years ago now. Tenderness is still there, but pain has subsided


 No.122322

>>122319

but some other kind chan people told me the pee pee was not gay


 No.122323

File: ed60afd7bb4f477⋯.png (1023.12 KB, 895x641, 895:641, Capture.PNG)

>>122312

Dominos is foul my man, just look at that shit quality cheese, majority of them are ran by Indians as well…

At least it aint as bad as getting maggots in your KFC

>>122317

why?


 No.122324

>>122323

because nobody here is allowed to be younger than me I'm 21


 No.122325

>>122310

Good night oriental fancier.


 No.122326

>>122324

Sorry mang, im now the youngest here, the crown goes to me now. Hand it over

im 18


 No.122327

>>122320

wait im actually talking about dominos

no its pizza hut thats shit

fuck me


 No.122328

>>122326

Were you born in 2000?


 No.122329

>>122327

Drink more goon, fuck pizza


 No.122330

>>122326

no, you're not allowed to languish until you had at least a couple years of struggle


 No.122331

>>122326

It's still weird to see people younger than me online, this feeling never goes away does it


 No.122332

>>122327

They are both shit.


 No.122333

File: 134ecd37881a9c9⋯.png (719.41 KB, 672x787, 672:787, 79bbca133c9029ca00bb6ed5ed….png)

>there are NEETs here born in 2000

I don't even know how to feel about this.


 No.122334

>>122331

I distinctly remember being shocked the first time I saw a porn star born the same year as me. Now most of them are retired


 No.122335

File: fda519f79bdfb8f⋯.jpg (120.17 KB, 1400x2099, 1400:2099, seat.jpg)

>>122329

>fuck pizza

take a seat


 No.122336

File: fe8725c306485fb⋯.png (1.16 MB, 1661x1440, 1661:1440, sketch-1533817009298.png)


 No.122337

>>122333

I bet he's still in school


 No.122338

>>122334

I wonder if porn stars can get workers comp if they end up with a blown out asshole or something.


 No.122339

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>122333

Soon this will be the Council anthem


 No.122340

>>122336

fucking hell and you're 18 already jesus christ


 No.122341

>>122337

I go to tafe so i guess so?


 No.122342

>>122336

Have you had your first dans trip yet?


 No.122343

>>122329

nahhh nah nah well what do you like then


 No.122344

>>122341

not a neet tbh


 No.122345

>>122336

it was your birthday Yesterday. Happy birthday NEET the younger. why didnt you say anything or did i miss it.


 No.122346

>>122336

happy birthday


 No.122347

>>122344

we're all neets down here


 No.122348

>>122336

Happy bday you little cunt


 No.122349

File: 28c5057bd972c38⋯.jpg (173.02 KB, 616x2094, 308:1047, first.jpg)

>>122342

Yeah, the cashier said it was cute that i came on my 18th. Then i scanned the recipet for memories


 No.122350

>>122345

>>122346

>>122348

Thanks guys, you're all too nice


 No.122351

>>122349

>Whiskey

>Not Goon

Why?


 No.122352

>>122349

Fuck, that's something to behold, first time I purchased alcohol was for my friends who were a few months younger, also that whisky sounds revolting.


 No.122353

File: 615dac153b82ec9⋯.png (944.73 KB, 3000x3000, 1:1, 1523985750638.png)

>>122351

classy neet


 No.122354

File: 590eadda2d4685d⋯.jpg (646.74 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, IMG_20180809_222401.jpg)

>>122351

I already was stocked up on it


 No.122355

>>122354

nice tenkeyless


 No.122356

Scrubs… real niggas get there piss from the dumpster


 No.122357

>>122354

Go easy with all of that.


 No.122358

File: 28b526cbc96e73b⋯.png (46.3 KB, 300x100, 3:1, danrec.PNG)

>>122349

I made a banner


 No.122359


 No.122360

File: 97399d0d6dead67⋯.png (39.46 KB, 500x500, 1:1, danm.png)

>>122354

>Tangled Vine

>Not Golden Oak

Foolish NEET don't do that again


 No.122361

>>122360

Mmhm fruity lexia


 No.122362

File: 821fb689e40fcd5⋯.jpg (175.91 KB, 1162x775, 1162:775, dm.jpg)

>>122356

the dumpster behind the Joondalup Dans, the challenge is getting there before NK rapes you


 No.122363

>>122358

This makes my heart warm. Thank you

>>122360

I prefer Tangled wine and Sunnyvale. Is golden oak cheaper?


 No.122364

>>122354

do you have a gf , young fella?


 No.122365


 No.122366

File: 062662241bf3d63⋯.png (80.84 KB, 400x400, 1:1, danmm.png)

>>122363

Only the cheapest and the best at Dans

Nothing beats Golden Oak Sweet Fruity


 No.122367

>>122366

Thank you dan, i will keep that in mind next time i go to dans.


 No.122368

>>122366

dan my stomach's all upset i think you did me in nigger


 No.122369

>>122364

No, why is that?

>>122357

You sound like my mum. It's almost like you dont want me to be blessed by a brain hemorrhage by dan on my bday


 No.122370

File: 1dd1ea19b4321be⋯.jpeg (24.43 KB, 291x305, 291:305, 1dd1ea19b4321be006dbaa03d….jpeg)

>>122367

thank you NEET, only at Dans will you feel refreshed


 No.122371

File: 37aadf0e5bddf79⋯.jpg (8.18 KB, 238x251, 238:251, 84067011acc565e4a6a30b38bb….jpg)

>>122368

That was NK not me


 No.122372

>>122354

How do you have that much money as an 18 year old neet?


 No.122373

>>122372

likely rich family bday money


 No.122374

File: c28b0431b098487⋯.jpg (6.55 MB, 2340x4160, 9:16, IMG_20180809_223147.jpg)

still going send help


 No.122375

>>122366

>Nothing beats Golden Oak Sweet Fruity

I bet Dan could beat it - which raises one of those eternal philosophical conundrums - can Dan have prices so low even he couldn't beat them?


 No.122376

>>122374

nice cat


 No.122377

>>122374

fat yaks are pretty tasty


 No.122378

File: 4b5f6137a24c3e0⋯.jpg (537.54 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, IMG_20180809_223335.jpg)

>>122372

Grandma inherited 5 million from her husband and spends it all.

Mum also sold a bed for 1000 dollars about a week ago and had money left over. This is the most I've ever had on hand

>>122374

Based catsu


 No.122379

>>122374

does the cat drink?


 No.122380

>>122362

You must be a uni student?


 No.122381

>>122378

You should save that money


 No.122382

>>122378

you must buy our NEET compound richNEET


 No.122383

>>122381

I'm sure dan will hold it safe and tightly in his hands.


 No.122384

>>122378

You should blow all that money on dumb shit


 No.122385

File: 4b171c18a5b2030⋯.jpg (14.58 KB, 640x350, 64:35, dmm.jpg)

>>122380

nah uni is for gays


 No.122386

>>122384

Cocaine and hookers


 No.122387

>>122382

Can't we just use that farmneets farm? It'll give a nice suicide cult feel to the whole operation


 No.122388

>>122384

NEET COMPOUND


 No.122389

>>122386

Couldn't even buy flour and hookers with $235


 No.122390

File: d4150406d54cea8⋯.jpg (9.15 MB, 2340x4160, 9:16, IMG_20180809_223619.jpg)

mr fluffy pants is the only pure thing in my life


 No.122391

>>122382

The prophecies are coming true, he might just be the NEETmessiah who will lead us to the promised compound.


 No.122392

>>122384

That's what i was thinking about. Gonna buy some ciggies and spend it on the pokies at the pub.

Also had a shock when i went and a shot of tequila was $9

>>122388

I have a neet compound in my back yard. There is no Internet there so no one lives in there


 No.122393

>>122392

>ciggies

what kind of retard picks up smoking in the current year


 No.122394


 No.122395

>>122390

Girlneet please stop posting your pussy


 No.122396

>>122391

I feel like Monk ties into this somehow


 No.122397

>>122392

>ciggies

What a dumb dumb.


 No.122398


 No.122399

>>122385

How do you know about goon bins then? Only uni fags and punks do it


 No.122400

>>122393

Dont worry anon.

I only smoke like a quarter of a pack when im drunk and i can smoke the lowest quality cigs when i get smashed. I usually give them away in the morning


 No.122401

>>122393

Someone who doesn't planning on living long enough to die of old age. TBQH do you really want to live long enough to see australia turn into a white minority country, full of apex gangs and run by the chinese?


 No.122402

>>122401

tbh 18 isn't the time for planning to do anything. The poor cunt is setting himself up for spending $60 a packet in a few years time


 No.122403

I am 3/4ths of the way through Deadpool 2. It has been watchable. I just laughed out loud at a bit for the first time.


 No.122404

>>122239

heh

not bad


 No.122405

>>122401

I am actually optimistic about the future, but there is the chance it will turn into a hellscape which I also want to witness.


 No.122406

>>122399

because everyone knows about NKs rape dungeon


 No.122407

File: 3955506e415bcf0⋯.jpg (2.29 MB, 3120x4160, 3:4, IMG_20180126_102542.jpg)

>>122401

this

>>122398

Hey anon, some advice. Are these the cheapest ciggies i can buy? I asked the worker and she said they were but im not sure i trust (((them)))

I dont know how to roll


 No.122408

>>122403

You've caught the normie's disease now neet


 No.122409

>>122401

be a smartie and suck on a robo cock


 No.122410

>>122407

Dunno, I bought a pack of JPS blues in May and haven't go through them


 No.122411

>>122407

How much do those darts cost? the cheapest I get for when I have a drink are rothman's gold 20 pack for $20.


 No.122412

Smoking is expensive as fuck


 No.122413

>>122406

Normalfag here what does NK mean


 No.122414

>>122412

smoking gives us neetbux


 No.122415

>>122412

30 ml of 12mg/ml ejucie is like $15 from nz


 No.122416

>>122413

he's pretty nice, actually


 No.122417

>>122255

I'm sorry I keep missing your goodnight posts beloved NEET, sleep tight.


 No.122418


 No.122419

>>122410

Not drinking enough goon i see.

>>122411

From coles, $25 for a 30 pack i think. They arent shown up on the website and they arent advertised or anything. I thikn they are cheaper than rothmans


 No.122420

>>122413

NK is basically the 3rd god on the NEET Pantheon, only below Pepe and Dan, he has almighty rape powers

Also he has the weirdest fucking accent


 No.122421

>>122419

I drink a box a week, just haven't been feeling like smoking


 No.122422

>>122413

NK = North Korea


 No.122423

>>122419

>>122411

Ask the lady/man for the chink branded ciggies and they'll know what you are talking about

>>122421

Weird i only crave them when i drink. But i dont do it at my computer ever so i guess thats then only thing that stops me from smoking when in my drunken mind


 No.122424

>>122422

NK = Best Korea


 No.122425

NK - Noongar King


 No.122426

What are you listening to right now neets??


 No.122427

>>122418

Lovely gonna start my buisness of selling bin piss to teenagers


 No.122428

>>122426

I hear NK raping a dog outside


 No.122429

>>122426

Memphis rap noongar remix


 No.122430

>>122315

>are just cruisy

Sup.

Were you on the job when you were assaulted? And where was it?


 No.122431


 No.122432

>>122326

Please don't stay here. I don't mind that you are here but if you are already here you will become like us.


 No.122433

>>122430

Yea, Broome police station. Made it even better that the cops were the ones trying to keep it quiet


 No.122434

File: 7ae5673b06f6257⋯.jpg (36.02 KB, 469x671, 469:671, 1533670102015.jpg)

>>122432

Sorry mate, it's too late


 No.122435

>>122432

Agree with this neet. Teenneet should try one last time to make something of life


 No.122436

File: d1b44cd7ac628ba⋯.png (264.17 KB, 760x504, 95:63, Fuck Cops.png)

>>122433

Fucking dogs, probably would've been able to score a decent payout.


 No.122437

>>122435

Don't worry, i haven't given up.

But at least i will be integrated here when i inevitably fuck up


 No.122438

File: 97f238b3bc29314⋯.png (1.52 MB, 1600x1065, 320:213, 97f238b3bc293144f254a2aedd….png)

>>122315

>Over it, kinda wanting to find a group of people that are just cruisy and out to have some enjoyment from the shitty situation we're all in.

You came to the right place


 No.122439

>>122434

No it isn't and there is nothing to be proud of for giving up when the game hasn't even started.


 No.122440

>>122435

A few NEETs here have improved their lives, some with the advice and help of other NEETs.


 No.122441

>>122439

see>>122437


 No.122442

I ended up getting dominos


 No.122443

>>122378

>Grandma inherited 5 million from her husband and spends it all.

You must stop her. We need that funding for our compound.


 No.122444

>>122442

Post pics please.


 No.122445

>>122440

For instance, I started drinking lambs, after some inspirational neet late last year started posting about them.


 No.122446

>>122336

So that's how you get all the birthday wishes. I thought you were being a bit overly humble before too.


 No.122447

>>122440

Well it dosent hurt coming here and having fun. Maybe i will find a 'gf' in a few days now that im 18, who knows. But right now i just wanna drink myself to death.

>>122442

I told you not to

>>122443

I can't wait until she dies, i hope i'm in her will


 No.122448

>>122436

Yea, issue was, I retaliated after he hit me, and I kinda used a stilsen wrench as it was in my hand at the time.

Comes this whole was it necessary use of force etc. Which, it was. This guy was a brickshithouse and a good head taller than me and I'm 5'11.

The worksafe guy agreed with me, cops saw it differently.


 No.122449

>>122443

>inherited 5 million

The neet compound funding

>Grandma

The neet compound communal gf


 No.122450

>>122442

god fucking dammit man did you atleast get stuffed crust?


 No.122451

>>122349

>with a $100 note

naww, that's sweet.


 No.122452

>>122439

How the fuck can you justify that when no one gives a fuck or is too integrated with the system to see that really nobody gives a fuck


 No.122453

>>122417

Thank you mate. I am still up I forgot to go to bed.

>>122430

You are more than just Cruisy.


 No.122454

>>122448

Should also add the guy was a hired hand from Ireland working for a Balinese company that got contracted work on a government project over Australian businesses.

Take it how you will. But the construction industry is just a fucked up place to be.


 No.122455

>>122369

>No, why is that?

You just got asked out by John, you shouldn't've replied. It's too late now.


 No.122456


 No.122457

File: 596796ca918f842⋯.jpg (571.2 KB, 2912x2184, 4:3, yHQGj6l.jpg)


 No.122458

>>122395

>tfw NEETs jacking off to her pussy


 No.122459

>>122457

A sad looking meal.


 No.122460


 No.122461

>>122457

execrable


 No.122462

>>122403

I fell asleep but that's just because I'm getting old. As soon as I turn on the telly I fall asleep.


 No.122463

>>122459

Why? Looks pretty decent to me fatso


 No.122464

>>122463

>fatso

Very hurtful.


 No.122465

>>122457

Not sure what it is about Domino's in AUS but that shit fucks you up bad. I don't think that real dough.


 No.122466

>tfw sleeping 10pm to 8am lately and still tired

I dont know what is wrong with me, I can barely stay up much longer


 No.122467

>>122462

I sit in a hard wooden chair and watch TV shows and movies at my PC. I would probably be the same as you if I had somewhere comfy to sit.


 No.122468

>>122466

Have you checked your vitamin levels? Are you stressed? It could be a few things


 No.122469

>>122426

I have The Long Run by the Eagles in my head but all I'm listening to is a mouse scurrying about.


 No.122470

>>122466

sounds like depression mate


 No.122471

>>122457

bepis

>>122465

fake dough from china, to go with fake rice and fake eggs


 No.122472

>>122469

Put down some mice traps.


 No.122473

>>122448

He went you at a cop shop?


 No.122474

there was a hair in my pizza bros


 No.122475

>>122453

I am glad I caught you, I sat down to watch the two ronnies and here we are now.

Old cunt disease, my dad does the same, falls asleep in the opening credits


 No.122476

>>122474

A Pajeet hair?


 No.122477

>>122474

Was it a pubic hair? Was that white looking melted cheese really cheese?


 No.122478

File: ceb557401f74a8b⋯.jpg (25.19 KB, 317x305, 317:305, 19d28b56ebbf46fa8bbf0bee48….jpg)

>>122474

tfw poo in your dominos


 No.122479

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.122480

>>122479

based neet


 No.122482

File: f72612c3eab6388⋯.png (26.62 KB, 662x332, 331:166, Capture.PNG)

File: 8edbddf2f8f9c0e⋯.png (37.44 KB, 672x597, 224:199, Capture1.PNG)

File: 02776239a01a7ed⋯.png (27.95 KB, 548x465, 548:465, Captur11e.PNG)

/ausneets/ i have found the holy grail.

Fixes hangovers in under 20mins

Prevents sleepless nights

Makes your eyes not feel droopy all the time

>>122474

Told you so, Indians.

Complain on twitter send them a DM and they will give you a free Pizza

Pic related. I messaged them when i had drank almost a whole sack of goon


 No.122483

>>122482

fucking lol ur next pizza gonna have a lil extra mayo on it


 No.122484

>>122467

Last movie I watched from start to finish was Demolition Man and it took me about a week.


 No.122485

>>122472

I have and do regularly.


 No.122486

>>122485

Do you catch many?


 No.122487

New thread needed NEETs. Check Catalogue.


 No.122488

Comfy catch-up is done and I've poured a glass of wine.


 No.122489

File: 19d28b56ebbf46f⋯.jpg (108.73 KB, 1023x545, 1023:545, based_ton.jpg)

>>122478

Send that pizza back.




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