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File: 4deaf736e4df205⋯.jpg (90.66 KB, 989x1024, 989:1024, 1517633857670.jpg)

 No.122490

Had to make this one in a rush boyos.

Old Thread: >>121730

 No.122491

something big is happening tomorrow.

hope I don't fuck it up


 No.122492

>>122491

What's happening


 No.122493

>>122484

I watch movies in five or ten minute bursts usually. Just a bit here and there. I don't think I am capable of just sitting there for 2 hours and watching a movie straight through any more.


 No.122494

File: 1139d2b5b4edec6⋯.jpg (142 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>122489

get out of here this is my board


 No.122495

>>122491

What is going on tomorrow?


 No.122496

NEET's wall cavity.


 No.122497

Erotic NEET cavity search


 No.122498

>>122482

Read your original text out loud to yourself.

Are you Indian?


 No.122499

File: be143a27ef18c2a⋯.mp4 (3.29 MB, 720x480, 3:2, be143a27ef18c2a6cf2a753748….mp4)


 No.122500

>>122486

A few now and then.


 No.122501

>>122497

Dispose of any vermin you may find hiding in there.


 No.122502

>>122499

WHAT THE FUCK


 No.122503

>>122500

How do you cook them?


 No.122504

>>122499

What am I watching?


 No.122505

>>122482

Mari and then Jen. Aren't we popular.

>>122498

Pajeet would have asked for bobs


 No.122506

>>122498

That's the power of goon


 No.122507

>>122499

hot fap


 No.122508

>>122499

This is the incorrect way to dry your penis after washing it.


 No.122509

>>122503

Saute'd then into a mushroom broth.


 No.122511

We went through that entire gen in less than a day.

It's been a while since we've done that.


 No.122512

>>122491

Do i know this person? What are you going to do?


 No.122513

>>122511

That's the power of executive shitposting.


 No.122514

>>122511

The new kids inspired a burst of late posting.


 No.122515

>>122511

tonight just the night of 100% neet for me


 No.122516

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Didn't the ABC interview this guy once?


 No.122517

>>122516

Yes they did.


 No.122518

>>122516

I don't think I've seen pink on abc before.


 No.122519

>>122517

Disgraceful. Maybe their funding should be cut.

>>122518

Do they still have Rage? Don't watch boomer tech.


 No.122520

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>122518

Now this song is in my mind for the first time in years.


 No.122521

>>122519

The abc didn't agree with what he said, they actually made him look like an idiot.


 No.122522

>>122520

I fucking hate this song. This was on rage like every morning


 No.122523

>>122521

They used Jewish tricks to try to discredit him.


 No.122524

>>122521

The sky interview was just that. They didn't endorse anything he said. Seems kind of hysterical to me.


 No.122525

File: e8c0468d5ceefcb⋯.jpg (138.74 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 2397420756_9c3c270278.jpg)

I should go to bed.

Sleep tight brethren especially up late NEET.

Good night friends.


 No.122526

>>122525

Good night my friend. I will see you tomorrow. I need to go to bed for real now myself.


 No.122527

File: a42bfe46be828d7⋯.jpg (8.61 MB, 2340x4160, 9:16, IMG_20180809_234627.jpg)

goodnight neets, remember to stay hydrated


 No.122528

>>122527

Nighty night.


 No.122529

>>122527

Good night.


 No.122530


 No.122531

just ran my fingernail through my hair and found 3 bits of salt from the mcdonalds i ate earlier today


 No.122532

File: 5883d4eadf204e2⋯.jpg (82.5 KB, 680x680, 1:1, f5753870a40ccef114a6cb88e7….jpg)


 No.122533

>>122531

Eat your hair salt.


 No.122534

Lightning


 No.122535

>>122533

i did, it tasted like the mcdonalds chippies


 No.122536

>>122535

oh god why


 No.122537

>>122536

How else was i gonna get it out of my finger nails


 No.122538

>>122535

Legend.

>>122125

>Is Nintendo targeting any system-specific sites or just any?

Well they're taking down LoveROMs and LoveRETRO, which I think were specifically Nintendo-oriented and by the looks like it, were supporting Wii U piracy.

Or maybe they were just based in the US and thus were actually able to be tracked down. You can never really tell. I never used those two, I'm more of an Emuparadise and CoolROMs lad.


 No.122539

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.122540

>>122539

I think sea gulls are so cute i love giving them chips and them try grab it like a pack of refugees


 No.122541

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fucking flood detected my arse!


 No.122542

G'day NEETs, I'm back from Poland and have been for 2 weeks now, I started uni last week and I can tell you that I fucking hate it, it's filled to here with normalfags of both sexes, along with pajeets and gooks, there's a lot of leftist shit around, as you'd expect on uni campus in Melbourne, anyway how have you NEETs been? Is it true that ShireNEET achieved gf2018, I remember lurking the board while drunk and something to that effect being posted but I don't know if it was a real memory.


 No.122543

>>122542

Unifag


 No.122544

>>122542

Did you get polish-qt while you were gone anon?


 No.122545

File: 9fe9d118093de8e⋯.gif (800.07 KB, 540x405, 4:3, 9fe9d118093de8e5030833273b….gif)

>>122494

Leftist vs center-leftist: who will reign victorious?

>>122499

This sort of thing is what makes imageboards what they are and superior to the rest of the internet..


 No.122546

https://hungryjacks.com.au/media/27728/hun515_national_voucher_v24.pdf

Click this shit, nigga! Two small whopper jnr meals (minus the shitty soda) for $5.45. Unbeatable value, the burgers are better at Hungry Jacks.


 No.122547

>>122546

>tfw closest hungry jacks is 40 minutes away


 No.122548

>>122543

I don't think I'm the only one on this board

>>122544

Sadly my autism held me back from doing so, should have just been myself


 No.122549

>>122545

The leftist. Centrists only care about cummies.


 No.122550

My hands are going dark red and my veins are popping out… what is happen on


 No.122551

>>122542

>Goes to Uni

>Travels overseas

Normal. Faggot.


 No.122552

>>122548

Whats gender studies like unifag?


 No.122553

>>122551

a normal fag would have come back with a qt polish waifu instead of being held back by the tisms


 No.122554

>>122550

How's your feet? If you're not executive then it's a hormonal problem. If you are, your arteries are doubling as sewer pipes and the extremities feel it the hardest.


 No.122555

>>122547

All the more reason to 'stock up' each time you do go. Get those 'family' meal-deals, and here's a pro-tip (that I just thought of), take the patty out and microwave it separately to keep the lettuce (if any) from wilting.

>>122550

Are you doing a handstand?


 No.122556

>>122553

Guess I was being a bit too harsh. Welcome back home. How many years of uni do you have left?


 No.122557

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByBIXpqFDc8

Are these pimples or something on archies head. God i wanna fucking pop them


 No.122558

>>122556

Im not the polishNEET, i just remember him before he left, i was hoping he would come back with a qt and give us all hope for gf2018


 No.122559

>>122552

Luckily my course doesn't have too much of that type of garbage in it, but there's a lot of posters about and even a building for all the gays to go cry in

>>122556

I just started so three years, But who knows at this rate I'll drop out at the end of semester

>>122558

I'm sorry I failed you


 No.122560

>>122558

I remember him saying he had no luck with the women over there.


 No.122561

>>122559

Its ok anon, i know you tried, did you at least have fun over there?

>>122560

Yeah but i think that goes for quite a few of us


 No.122562

>>122457

It looks like you live alone? And what pizza is that?


 No.122563

>>122557

i am so glad i clicked your link, no idea what is on his head but i want to pop it too now.

also whats the deal with him, shit is pretty funny


 No.122564

>>122354

You are setting yourself up for one epic spew.


 No.122565

>>122561

I did try once, and I think for old times sake it will have to be a story for all you NEETs


 No.122566

Please regale us with your tales of those strange European lands


 No.122567

>>122217

Kek, my birth year. Haven't seen that product at any supermarket so I think it's fair to assume it's no longer in production.

I want to go back and start again


 No.122568

>>122092

I have not seen that gif before. Saved for future pol-spergout arguments.

>>122089

That's just two of John's multiple personalities.


 No.122569

No this is my place!! And no one else can post here, it's mine!!!


 No.122570

File: dbdc9b07bc27c0c⋯.png (1.15 MB, 1366x768, 683:384, jackof romouldy.png)

Shut your windows and prepare that garlic enema, it's time for Vampire the Masquerade: Redemption!

That's right, not Bloodlines. We're playing as Christof Romuald, a French Crusader in the early 12th century. I guess that makes us more of a Croiserie, but the VA are all Americans doing that fucking terrible England Middle-Aged non-accent so just roll with it.

Now the draw of this game is that it takes place in 4 periods across time, ending with its dick firmly in the early 21st century. It's not a spoiler, that's how they sell the game. The apocalypse in this universe is around 2004 so don't hold your breath for space vampires. Honestly don't hold your breath for Blade cosplays either, it'll be the last chapter and they just used it to advertise the game.

Thems the breaks. Civil War vampires still might happen. Honestly I want that way more than contemporary or middle-ages.

We start as a human, and despite the cRPG look this actually has a pretty major multiplayer focus. Half the manual is devoted to it. I'm sure people still play that. I'm sure that was a good use of resources. I'm completely certain that wasn't played a total of once before being completely forgotten.

Actually I did read a massive retrospective not too long ago on the Deus Ex multiplayer community. The first one, yeah. There was this clique that spent thousands of hours memorizing maps and perfecting "zero aug" builds. Things you learn ey? And then Gamespot died and took the servers with it like a virtual kamikaze.

The game starts with a pre-rendered cutscene featuring terrible early 00s CGI with smily potato-faces and overly rendered teeth, and we hear a scream in the other room.

Time for us to cure our pesky human status and get this show on the road.


 No.122571

File: a7c9227f38145dd⋯.png (37.31 KB, 200x173, 200:173, GameSpy_-_Official_Logo.png)

>>122570

>Gamespot

I mean Gamespy.

Whatever, all these junk videogame media outlets are interchangeable.


 No.122572

>>122570

>tfw Health levels at probably no more than 10


 No.122573

Cold one tonight boys


 No.122574

File: fa5333b5833104e⋯.png (249.58 KB, 504x501, 168:167, dans.png)

>>122573

sounds like you need something from dans to warm you up friend


 No.122575

>>122572

Don't die or get a weird close to death idle animation, NEET, nobody wants you to stand in the spot going HURGH HURGH HEUR without being proper gooned.


 No.122576

it was 4 threads ago, but the warehouse told me to come in on monday.

this may be my last post here.


 No.122577

>>122576

I thought they fired you


 No.122578

>>122538

I was suspecting the take-downs were related to the newer consoles. EB games had a special on the Wii recently for only $28 (preowned). I shouldv'e got it just to re-play Twilight Princess.


 No.122579

>>122576

Goodluck warehouseNEET

but i think >>122577 just cursed you


 No.122580

im going to maccas

im a fucking swine of a man


 No.122581

File: 4a216ca5f99f709⋯.png (1.13 MB, 1280x1397, 1280:1397, unnamedM.png)

>>122579

>cursed you

But he was fired though, and now they want him back. Perhaps his replacement was even worse or they just couldn't get anyone.

>>122580

Post pics of your feast.


 No.122582

>stick finger in ear to scratch an itch

>finger comes out with a wad of earwad on the tip

>accidentally drop my earwax

>can't find it


 No.122583

>>122578

Careful. Make sure they're not selling the Family Version of the console. I'm fucking convinced that that version is irredeemable garbage, it runs nothing well and I don't remember the Wii running quite that badly.

I mean it never ran well, but not like 22fps bad.


 No.122584

>>122583

>Family Version

What's this now? I bought the Wii with TP when it was first released, played the game then sold it. Never played any other game. That sale was a one-off though. Although I grew up with Nintendos I'd rather a high-end 'gaming' PC and try emulating the WiiU/Switch than actually buying the console.


 No.122585

>>122582

This brings back memories of certain NEETs with unusual earwax problems. Cunts need to learn basic hygiene and stop living like boongs.


 No.122586

>>122584

They released this smaller family version of the Wii that doesn't have Gamecube controller ports or the like and I'm convinced they vastly lowered the specs so it runs everything like ass too.

As for emulation, I suppose. Most of the current gen of consoles have like 1 or 2 games I'm interested in and the rest is fucking nothing. I do know that the Wii emulates pretty damn well.


 No.122587

>>122586

All I'm thinking of is Zelda Skylight Sword and perhaps Mario Kart for those N64 nostalgia feels.


 No.122588

>>122587

Oh yeah, they'll work no issue. Which is probably why Nintendo wants the ROM sites dead. Probably don't even need a high-end comp if you're willing to play windowed.


 No.122589

>>122588

>Which is probably why Nintendo wants the ROM sites dead

My thoughts exactly. It would've seemed like a waste of time if they were targeting SNES/NES ROMs. I really need to try what's capable of my laptop. I didn't even finish Mario Sunshine on the Gamecube. I wonder how many hundreds that console fetches on Ebay?


 No.122590

>>122581

sorry mate its in my stomach now but will shortly be projectiled into the toilet


 No.122591

File: 2e9c51d7eda4ad7⋯.png (58.73 KB, 707x183, 707:183, no controllers but not the….png)

>>122589

>I wonder how many hundreds that console fetches on Ebay?

It's not too bad.

The consoles are the easy bit. It's buying the games that'll get you in contact with bastards who'll wring every penny out of you. So yeah, emulate when you can.

Although if you go back to like Atari 2600 they start charging $200 for the consoles too so fuck that.


 No.122592

I started talking to this qt hippie girl who's into volunteering stuff and isn't a filthy commie/socialist and I really get along with her but life has to juke me and well she had cerebral palsy where she needs a walker/wheelchair at times


 No.122593

>>122590

Well what exactly did you get?

>>122591

>emulate when you can

Will do brother. Good night.


 No.122594

>>122593

chicken aoili wrap large meal with sprite

large fanta

quarter pounder


 No.122595


 No.122596

>>122594

Get the spicy wrap mang


 No.122597

>>122592

That sucks man. I'm sure she's not too happy about it either.


 No.122598

>>122596

I need a bullet mate

back to full on binge eating disorder mode


 No.122599

>>122597

I'm willing to look past it, she's a lovely person who I've been looking for to challenge me and be able to challenge back yknow


 No.122600

>>122587

I own a wii and I installed debian on it and skylight sword is shit. Twilight princcess is much better, but there's one issue. Although the game mechanics are good the puzzles themselves are shit so it's a bad 3D zelda game.


 No.122601

>>122599

Hope it works out then, man. Best you can hope for.


 No.122602

>>122601

Are you the same anon around this time yesterday who wished me luck as well? You're too nice for this place


 No.122603

>>122602

Might be two nice NEETs then. I'm off to bed though, I have to get up at 2pm to do nothing and I want to be prepared.


 No.122604

>tfw depressed


 No.122605

>>122542

Good to have you back mate, sorry that you were greeted home by the late night crowd.

Yes, shire has ascended to having gf status.

She's a cute little gook law student.

Why did it take you so long to tell us you were back?


 No.122606

File: adcb96a42e80f4a⋯.jpg (63.07 KB, 736x667, 32:29, 86db8dfef68f5d0f08011228bf….jpg)

Good morning friends.


 No.122607

>>122598

I ate two litres of gelati yesterday afternoon. See if you can beat that.


 No.122608

>>122592

That's rough mate. If you are only planning on being friends with her that shouldn't change anything.

How bad is her cerebral pasly?


 No.122609

>>122599

Good on you. That's pretty nice.


 No.122610

File: 6386bd2d5ba952f⋯.jpg (26.76 KB, 474x395, 6:5, nkpepe.jpg)

Morning, finished catch up, my sleep schedule has been fucked lately. I see some newNEETs are confused about our friend North Korea.


 No.122611

>>122610

Morning

I'm still not sure they are legit or just shitposting.

There is a new NEET who is only 18 years old (8/8/18) and a NEET who bashed up an Irish cunt with a spanner at a cop shop.

We will need to put this info in their relative files.


 No.122612

Sorry, 8/8/00, I will try to get this right. I know when it comes to auditing these small mistakes can become a huge headache.


 No.122613

>tfw you will never be born on 8th August 2014


 No.122614

I hate to be that NEET but;

Here in Dandenong, Jewish organisers and volunteers bring together a group of mostly Islamic women within the walls of a Christian church.

Although this point is a better one;

We would like them in the future to be recognised as Australian. Not as African or Sudanese.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-08-08/melbourne-sudanese-families-overcoming-gang-stereotype/10016858


 No.122615

I'm going to go cover my tackle in soap suds.


 No.122616

File: c0db59b86fc45fa⋯.png (168.33 KB, 768x752, 48:47, neetcompound.png)

>>122611

18 means he hasn't been a NEET very long, though cheesys gf is still the youngest. Kids can pick up posting styles quick and soon we won't be able to tell.

>>122613

Feels good tbh.

>>122614

>Islamic women

>Christian church

Don't their rules say they have to burn it down and behead everyone? Allah will be displeased.


 No.122617

>>122616

Their jewish handlers are there, so they have to pretend they're good boys, dindu nuffin.


 No.122618

Good morning NEETs


 No.122619

>>122618

Good morning


 No.122620

>>122616

Fantastic Wojak.


 No.122621

>>122616

>Don't their rules say they have to burn it down and behead everyone? Allah will be displeased.

They'll ramp up the frequency of their visits until the Christian congregation leaves and then buy the building for cheap. Then they remove all of the Christian iconography and install a minaret or two and voila! a new mosque.


 No.122622

>>122618

>>122610

>>122606

Good morning NEETs.


 No.122623

>>122621

I don't think we have anything as beautiful as the Hagia Sophia.


 No.122624

>>122623

Case in point. Was a Greek Orthodox church before the filthy muslim hordes stole it.


 No.122625

File: 1cdef02a2ba6ba3⋯.png (233.64 KB, 902x525, 902:525, cancer.png)


 No.122626

>>122625

shut it down!

it's anudda shoah


 No.122627

>>122626

Don't worry. Turnbull will be best goy and give them a nice home here.


 No.122628

Is $32/kg for prawn meat at Woolies cheap/reasonable?


 No.122629

>>122628

Don't come the raw prawn with us, m8.


 No.122630

>>122599

Go for it, another NEET achieving gf2018 would be a big thing.

How did you two meet?


 No.122631

File: e46f2cf26a9e247⋯.jpg (129.7 KB, 800x595, 160:119, 3833f31caaa474dbdad1389d22….jpg)

>>122606

>tfw will never watch blinky bill at your grandparents house again


 No.122632

>>122628

No. Unless they're huge king prawns or you live in the desert.


 No.122633

File: 3c05ab9fd4c5c19⋯.png (44.41 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 3c05ab9fd4c5c19320be8139e4….png)

>>122631

I remember grandma cooking me eggs and sausages for breaky while I watched Blinky Bill and other cartoons in the morning.


 No.122634

>>122628

No, when I was a fishmonger we sold Pt Lincoln prawns (which are honestly the best in the world - That's hard to justify but I stand by that) for $20 a kg.

I'm not sure what the going price for them now is but I'd say about $25 kg.


 No.122635

File: cb1c463d864063b⋯.jpg (47.76 KB, 750x396, 125:66, takeshitastreet.jpg)


 No.122636

File: b9af2c56cf85cf4⋯.jpg (33.47 KB, 629x505, 629:505, 8.jpg)


 No.122637

>>122632

>>122634

Thanks. I also just remembered that my town has a dedicated seafood join where it would be cheaper anyway.


 No.122638

File: 00ba14d63a793fe⋯.png (79.47 KB, 524x348, 131:87, image25.png)

Really. Fuck.

Anyway, on that feel I am off to work. I have to cover a shift that starts half an hour early.

I love you NEETs.


 No.122639

File: 99693b2613eca64⋯.gif (3.78 MB, 356x356, 1:1, 6c1b2caea3b90bbf5a745697c9….gif)


 No.122640

File: f7032d8da71ffa2⋯.png (1.59 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out090430.png)

>>122606

>>122610

>>122611

>>122618

>>122619

>>122622

>>122631

>>122638

Good morning freeters and NEETs. Buy healthy.


 No.122641

>>122639

Why is Kim Dotcom beating up an anarchist vegan freebleeder?


 No.122642

>>122639

Is that a man? I thought fags had good fashion sense.


 No.122643


 No.122644

>>122643

I love watching videos of sexual deviants, antifa, feminists, and coloureds getting their shit wrecked.


 No.122645

>>122644

On /pol/ about a year ago I saw a gif of some antifa hassling a big far right dude in I think some European country, and the dude suddenly ran up to the antifa and dispatched him with a flying jump kick


 No.122646

Time to wage, have a good day NEETs.


 No.122647

>>122645

Was that the one with the Norfront dudes and the guy he kicked died?


 No.122648


 No.122649

File: 0739f0678903a7e⋯.jpg (43.78 KB, 436x351, 436:351, 1448139184783.jpg)

>>122646

>tfw time for bed


 No.122650

>>122647

>>122648

That is precisely the one


 No.122651

File: cabe0959862407a⋯.png (1.45 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, takeiteasy.png)

>>122649

Have a good sleep NEET.


 No.122652

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.122653

>>122612

Mistakes?


 No.122654

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>122650

Makes my peepee hard


 No.122655

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>122652

>Not the musical version.


 No.122656


 No.122657

>>122655

He should have stomped her out once she was down.


 No.122658

>>122657

Why though? It was a brawl, not a fight to the death.


 No.122659

>>122658

There are photographs of her with a knife and throwing explosives earlier.


 No.122660

File: 1c8c74f327aa7ea⋯.png (175.1 KB, 212x403, 212:403, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.122661

File: b6d34473284d7cd⋯.png (6.36 KB, 380x443, 380:443, 1532778717914.png)

>>122633

>>122636

They were simpler times

>tfw telling your mum in the car about how you went at the athletics/swimming carnival

>tfw easter hat parades

>tfw getting cheese and bacon rolls from the canteen in primary school

>tfw waking up on the first day of summer holidays


 No.122662

>>122660

Fireworks in a bottle do count as an improvised explosive, I guess.


 No.122663

>>122662

They do if you're next to it when it goes off.


 No.122664

>>122661

As I woke up this morning I was suddenly attack by a wave of nostalgia for my primary school Japanese classes and regret that I had not been a better student in them (what a strange thing to feel regret for)

Did you NEETs have Japanese classes like that? Learning the hiragana through little stories like む (mu) looking like a cow (the loop is a cow's nose, the floating mark on the right is the tail, etc), ち (chi) being a toothpick stuck in cheese, and more?


 No.122665

>>122639

Going to feel that tomorrow.

>>122648

Youtube says I am not old enough to watch that.

>>122662

Ever put dry ice in a bottle? That shit will blow your hand right off.


 No.122666

>>122664

I remember we did Japanese in primary school but the only thing that stands out is going to this restaurant in the city and me eating so much food my teacher got frustrated as she paid for it and 11 year old me thought it was great and was ordering the most expensive things on the menu.

I learnt Indonesian in high school but we just did cross words and made palm cards, very comfy class. We did almost fuck all for 2 entire years.

>the absolute state of Australian foreign language teaching


 No.122667

I did extra English at highschool. I refused to take their shitty choices of French and Chinese.


 No.122668

>>122665

No, I picked it up once when I was a kid. No damage, but I wouldn't recommend it.


 No.122669

File: 58c34de7b5c8e90⋯.png (1.19 MB, 899x960, 899:960, ClipboardImage.png)

Things are looking up.


 No.122670

>>122667

I didn't have a choice in years 7 and 8 tbh


 No.122671

>>122669

we /DSP/ now?


 No.122672

>>122557

They are some sort of growth. Not pimples. the symmetrical nature of them on either side in the same position makes me think they could have formed from irritation by glasses or headphones or something like that.


 No.122673


 No.122674

>>122606

Good morning my dearest one.


 No.122675


 No.122676

>>122614

That article is written as pure propaganda.


 No.122677

>>122638

Have a nice day mate. I love you too.


 No.122678

>>122673

>RELEASE DATE: 23 Feb, 2018

Wouldn't work on my shitbox PC but hopefully some NEETs like it, looks good!


 No.122679

I didn't fuck it up lads


 No.122680

>>122679

Well done mate. What are you talking about?


 No.122681

>>122680

top secret mate. just know your NEET brother is turning it around


 No.122682

>>122681

So long as it is all legal, ethical and above board then I am happy for you mate.


 No.122683

NEETs it seems you are allowed to shoplift thousands of dollars worth of stuff if you suffer from anxiety and depression. I wish I had known this earlier.

>Police alleged Huegill was caught with the black pants stuffed in her handbag after the store’s manager followed her down the street and flagged down two police offices on horses.

>But in Byron Bay Local Court today the charges were dropped on mental health grounds.

>A previous statement from her lawyer Paul Hunt said Mrs Huegill was suffering from anxiety and depression.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/fashion/people/sara-huegill-has-shoplifting-charges-dropped-on-mental-health-grounds/news-story/e629fe7262b4631778a2c1fa7ad8c66a


 No.122684

File: 2a836ea386720a5⋯.png (529.67 KB, 1300x2075, 52:83, 8chan winter ball.png)

Does /ausneets/ already have its own board-tan by any chance? I need it for research purposes. Pic related is just a placeholder in case you guys want to have it changed.


 No.122685

>>122608

Mild, requires a walker/wheelchair some days

>>122630

Bumble, she was my first match funny enough

>>122608

I plan to become friends first and see what happens from there out, I rushed my previous relationship really hard and stayed together for 3 years cause she was my first but this girl is so lovely and I'd like something low maintenance this time


 No.122686

>>122683

Might go on a bit of a shopping spree this weekend then


 No.122687

File: 9906cfc9bf52e79⋯.gif (73.73 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 9906cfc9bf52e79b839142cece….gif)

>>122684

This guy maybe?


 No.122688

File: cf72ebef5b712bf⋯.gif (13.06 KB, 376x440, 47:55, 1c9f848805486aed6c869efca0….gif)

File: 0d323fd4fa5c0cf⋯.gif (78.13 KB, 600x400, 3:2, 401ba46a498d37d78536307cc4….gif)

File: c1e7721f22fbacd⋯.gif (75.79 KB, 600x400, 3:2, c50c0984f06e876f28bbe5a48a….gif)

File: 2e088bd0c23b5d5⋯.gif (24.38 KB, 750x550, 15:11, fcd196f46bad29252dbfe6a72d….gif)


 No.122689

>>122683

only if you're a woman


 No.122690

>>122689

I hadn't considered that.


 No.122691

Not really looking forward to going back to work


 No.122692

>>122691

>that one NEET who is actually employed

should we just call you a NET


 No.122693

>>122692

There are many employed NEETs.


 No.122694

I hate uni so much I just wanna be a useless neet again


 No.122695

>>122693

>many of those not in employment are in actuality employed

this is a theme in Ernst Junger's philosophy


 No.122696

>>122694

uni students are still pretty useless


 No.122697


 No.122698

>>122696

t. NEET


 No.122699

>>122698

i could go get a diploma in wine tasting


 No.122700

>>122697

in before somebody defends the mongoloid


 No.122701

>>122673

Downloaded steam, created steam account, downloaded game, waited for free server to play, got killed in the first 30 seconds. Gave up.


 No.122702

>>122542

what were you doing in poland, polishNEET?


 No.122703

>>122581

but im not warehouse NEET. this will be my first regular job in australia…


 No.122704

>>122591

how much can i get for my sega saturn?


 No.122705

>>122616

dont christian laws say the same? and that you have to stone anyone who goes outside on a sunday?


 No.122706

Just bought my first pack of ciggies with my own money rather than have someone else give me some. The taste is much more satisfying.

>>122687

>>122688

I really wish I had someone to teach me in detail on depth perception and shading. In comparison all my drawings look like ass.


 No.122707

>>122635

whats so strange about under the bamboo st?


 No.122708

File: 7e1521948f3a921⋯.gif (832.61 KB, 375x304, 375:304, 2c71bd3934ad769e4f00477cbc….gif)


 No.122709

Too many warehouseNEETS in this thread and it's causing some confusion. Just call me firedNEET from now on.

t. firedNEET


 No.122710

>>122664

i taught myself japanese from watching anime 10 hours a day on a school night in year 10 before switching from french to japanese in year 11. other cunts btfo by my weeb skills


 No.122711

File: e14d6523c624cef⋯.jpg (36.24 KB, 467x350, 467:350, 1519501910597.jpg)


 No.122712

>>122669

they should have canceled the child payment and given it to NEETs to go find a government sponsored gf in the first place. giving the parents money doesnt change whether the child becomes a NEET or not so may as well give the money to the child after he actually fails at life instead of giving money to zoomers for votes.


 No.122713

File: ae2c502039deac6⋯.png (187.45 KB, 535x435, 107:87, 3ff9e9c111d7adad8ea49810fc….png)

File: 0610ce3ebdff123⋯.png (79.71 KB, 655x666, 655:666, 6a6c5400213f4d18e16b76d202….png)

>>122673

it would be monday by the time the download even finished.

>>122684

i would say female pepe is pretty close


 No.122714

File: 244617b6da9f795⋯.png (41.5 KB, 804x802, 402:401, customer service wojak.png)

>feeling trapped and stressed a couple weeks ago

>decide to attend a Men's Shed to get away from mummybot's iron rule and the constant arguments in my house

>step out into the street, hop into my car and set up google maps at a deliberately slow pace so that I don't get even more anxious

>I start to feel better as soon as I turn on the radio and drive towards something that might be fun

>fifteen minutes later

>"You have arrived at your destination"

>neat!

>I walk up to the garage and see it's full of men 40+ and their wives

>realize immediately that, of course, Men's Shed is just a name

>one of the old roasties smiles at me and asks whether I've been here before because I'm "looking a bit lost"

>if I wanted to be mothered I would be at home you fucking cunt stop ruining nice things

>"h-heh, yeah, do I need to sign my life away before I can get started?"

>etc etc etc

>ten minutes after I've officially joined, I fake a phone call and leave


 No.122715

>>122685

wtf is bumble? why would girls use anything other than tinder?


 No.122716

>>122688

last pic, me on right


 No.122717

File: 3ea9360561fc16a⋯.jpg (36.16 KB, 474x316, 3:2, .jpg)


 No.122718

>>122714

Do the boomers really take their wives to the mens shed?


 No.122719

>>122714

That sucks, I have always been too anxious to attend things like that so good on you for at least having a go. It reminds me of once in year 9 I faked a phone call at school and then mummybot actually rung me. That was not a fun time.


 No.122720

>>122714

This is more depressing than it should be, if they wanted to bring their wives they should have just made a bookclub.

>>122717

Feel free to leave anytime, lad.


 No.122721

File: 9dbde5cda456e90⋯.jpg (51.82 KB, 552x692, 138:173, 9dbde5cda456e907556e8cec17….jpg)

File: 9ed8d15cfb41172⋯.jpg (164.29 KB, 1511x2015, 1511:2015, 51ge3i6lka601.jpg)

File: 5a54ee7e23aee7c⋯.png (573.06 KB, 475x637, 475:637, 5a54ee7e23aee7c2d800885154….png)

>>122717

>Thinking anonymous fags are anything but left-libertarian

get off ausneets and go back to getting raped in the arse by abos in your antifa squat.


 No.122722

>>122717

I feel a bit embarrassed that I used to cringe at this sort of thing. So they aren't the most physically attractive, slick and well-put-together people… well, they're teenagers doing something they enjoy. I'm glad they didn't bow to the social pressure commanding them to become boring normalcunts.

>>122718

I guess they do. I hate the way the vibe changes when a woman comes into an all-male group. Even boomers start becoming more competitive and rude and pushy when there's a woman to impress. It's not the fault of the woman, it's the stupid beta cucks who will drop all their values the instant they see a chance to put on a show in front of a female human organism.


 No.122723

>>122722

>I hate the way the vibe changes when a woman comes into an all-male group. Even boomers start becoming more competitive and rude and pushy when there's a woman to impress. It's not the fault of the woman, it's the stupid beta cucks who will drop all their values the instant they see a chance to put on a show in front of a female human organism.

don't even get me started about how many online gaming communities I use to be apart of that were ruined by "hey guys can my gf join the party/group"


 No.122724

>>122722

>Even boomers start becoming more competitive and rude and pushy when

I thought this was just default of boomers to begin with.


 No.122725

>>122723

It makes me feel sorry for the female gamers I've met over the years who never use mic and never reference their IRL identity beyond vague descriptions of their work. I spoke to someone for a year before they even mentioned they were a woman. Must be pretty lonely to grow up on the internet like everyone else but never really belong.


 No.122726

Just woke up and got an unexpected call from someone claiming to be from Cenno asking me to confirm private details to which I told her "No, I don't give out such information to unsolicited calls". She told me she'd sent an SMS earlier in the day which never happened and that I could call them. But fuck that. I told her "No thank you" and hung up.

Now I just tried to submit my report and it's not going through. Why do they torture us?


 No.122727

>>122726

They really like to fuck people around.


 No.122728

>tfw unemployed


 No.122729

>tfw sick


 No.122730

>>122724

/ausneets/ is NOT an ageist community


 No.122731

>tfw depressed


 No.122732

Speaking of boomers, tomorrow is boomer saturday, be ready for those lawnmowers.


 No.122733

>>122729

What are you sick with m8?


 No.122734

File: 567c4dcf77b2985⋯.jpg (128.38 KB, 686x571, 686:571, 37358771_2100809583576078_….jpg)

>>122732

YOU'RE BEEN THUUUUNDERSTRUCK


 No.122735

>>122733

Think I'm getting a cold, felt run down and lethargic all day, also have a slightly sore throat and stuffy nose.


 No.122736

>>122735

Drink or maybe eat something with clove in it, preferably some warm tea. It'll aid the sore throat and the tea should help with the energy if you brew some green tea. Pick up some nose spray and you should be good in no time. Hope you get to feeling better mate.


 No.122737

There's a couple living next door and they seem to have a child or two. Some mornings and most weekends I will catch a glimpse of them with a kid of 5 and another around 3, either taking them quickly inside from the car or the other way around.

I'm often outside on the front veranda next to their house and I never, ever hear the kids playing, running or even speaking inside. Never. Do you think there's a Fritzl situation going on in there?


 No.122738

>>122736

Been getting plenty of tea into me, will pick up one of those nose sprays if it does become a full blown cold


 No.122739

File: c4f3653d63954ae⋯.jpg (139.26 KB, 480x480, 1:1, fc72dbb7060a0b0776d59406ed….jpg)

play some rust boys


 No.122740

>>122718

That's disgusting if so. One of the main reasons that sort of organisation even exists is because of cunting women and men needing somewhere to go away from them.


 No.122741


 No.122742

>>122741

Nothing is sacred to these wenches


 No.122743

>>122741

>women

>demanding

nah


 No.122744

File: 38e4b4c0456df40⋯.jpg (49.08 KB, 700x467, 700:467, 10093426-3x2-700x467.jpg)

Feeling not particularly happy atm


 No.122745

>>122744

None of us are. I blame those recent GF acquirers..


 No.122746

File: a42274855c5b51a⋯.png (264.67 KB, 421x236, 421:236, ClipboardImage.png)

>>122739

Not if my character is also a nigger


 No.122747

>>122745

Do not blame others for your problems please mate. And do not take out your anger and rage on others either.


 No.122748

>>122747

I was being funny.


 No.122749

>>122748

Are you sure?


 No.122750

>>122749

I am very cocksure.


 No.122751

File: d4224bc87b87195⋯.png (569.45 KB, 1311x717, 437:239, _ausneets_-_NEET_General_1….png)

>when the tooth paste is on point


 No.122752

File: 507dcbcc2cf3dd1⋯.jpg (6.1 MB, 4288x2848, 134:89, Intervention_shame_sign.jpg)

>watching boxing on youtube in the living room

>mum darts into the room with a suspicious look on her face

>"what are you watching neet?"

>"o-oh, just a few sporting videos, nothing really"

>"I know you were watching boxing, I could hear the digusting chanting. Boxing is NOT a sport, it's bloody violent and I feel sorry for anyone who thinks that looks like fun. Turn it off now before the little kids see you watching that shit and think it's okay"

>"s-sorry"


 No.122753

>>122752

Should have given her a right-hook, left-jab combo.


 No.122754

>>122499

A master piece if I must say, dick whacking the heater really adds that extra bit of class tbqh


 No.122755

>>122752

Mummybot sounds very controlling.


 No.122756

>>122752

my dad said similar things in the past


 No.122757

>tfw depressed


 No.122758

>>122754

We need more NEET dick videos.


 No.122759

>>122756

what is his stage name when he's in drag?


 No.122760

It is always a bit sad to see retired boxers or MMA fighters talking and they slur their words and sound like retards. Some of them aren't even retire they still fight even thought their brains are fucked.


 No.122761

>>122758

I agree


 No.122762

>>122760

I sometimes slur my words because I hardly ever speak so I've partially lost the ability to make human noises. Being NEET is a health risk and not just in terms of suicide.


 No.122763

File: 9b9b83063a38401⋯.webm (2.46 MB, 384x288, 4:3, pinv.webm)

"Cause for my enemies to dwell on me exclusively!"

https://www.dota2.com/international/announcement

Current prize pool $23,828,582

August 20-25, NEETs it's that time of year for the Dota 2 International 2018. Which team do you wish to win? Will you put your money where your mouth is and bet?


 No.122764

>>122763

I have no interest in such things.


 No.122765

>>122760

also, those guys got endless amounts of female attention and respect from other men during their careers. They lived like kings and had more happiness in a week than we'll get in our entire lifetimes. They made the choice to burn quickly and brightly, I don't feel so bad when I consider it in that light.


 No.122766

File: ee28db9b26d6953⋯.png (727.72 KB, 560x557, 560:557, ClipboardImage.png)

>>122765

It was awesome when War Machine did this to that porn roastie


 No.122767

File: 29d828937510380⋯.jpg (180.75 KB, 728x683, 728:683, Unfit for life.jpg)

File: 04fd6fc76749d33⋯.jpg (221.15 KB, 732x638, 366:319, Homo NEETus.jpg)


 No.122768

>>122766

That just makes me feel bad tbh. Not that bad though, there's a 99% chance she'd be a stuck up cunt to any neet here.


 No.122769

File: 60a17ac6d95d6ed⋯.jpg (752.23 KB, 1162x775, 1162:775, efdfef46c2351c21c3e360236a….jpg)

>waiting for an update from a m8


 No.122770

all NEETs should read Bartleby


 No.122771

>>122760

>Some of them aren't even retire

>they still fight even thought their brains are fucked

>sound like retards


 No.122772

>>122770

I prefer not to.


 No.122773


 No.122774

File: 0790131feac1035⋯.png (81.38 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 0790131feac10355e7c27ade17….png)

>>122771

>>they still fight even thought their brains are fucked

Great customers tbh


 No.122775

Cheesy here, I got the new desk in today. I moved my old one to my brothers room, I guess he doesn't mind if the other one has broken drawers.


 No.122776

>>122775

Does the saga finally end?


 No.122777

File: 29df14130be6b55⋯.gif (1.22 MB, 366x333, 122:111, f6377b3721bcaaed246657c30d….gif)

Become refreshed!


 No.122778

>>122775

Take a photo of your room please


 No.122779

>>122775

Well done mate.


 No.122780

Did that NEET who bought the black market dick pills ever give us a review?


 No.122781

>>122780

I don't believe he did.


 No.122782

>>122780

Maybe his dick exploded from too much pressure


 No.122783

>>122780

I suspect this was his last post: >>120122


 No.122784

>>122783

I didn't realise tantrum NEET was also dick pills NEET.


 No.122785


 No.122786

>>122784

I don't think the problem was him having a tantrum, it was narkyNEET being a nasty pastie that caused him to leave.


 No.122787

File: b22bb02b0106e58⋯.jpg (1.03 MB, 1280x1024, 5:4, no1.jpg)

thoughts?


 No.122788

>tantrum

>narky

>nasty pastie

are you all cowardly boomers unused to anything but nicety


 No.122789

>>122788

It is better to be around nice people than nasty ones.


 No.122790


 No.122791

File: 322121a3c1a1ade⋯.jpg (1.87 MB, 4864x2736, 16:9, IMG_20180810_153608.jpg)

File: 423ff453b71c83c⋯.jpg (1.74 MB, 4864x2736, 16:9, IMG_20180810_153638.jpg)

File: 17653177b8b813d⋯.jpg (1.35 MB, 4864x2736, 16:9, IMG_20180810_153710.jpg)

>>122776

I still need to get a chair. I am still shopping around for them. Computer2019 is coming along nicely.

>>122778

Here you go. I have moved my bed around since making videos.

>>122779

Thanks NEET.


 No.122792

>>122746

You're supposed to put gear on, then fuck around with naked niggers running around with spears.


 No.122793

>>122787

Like everything but not too certain about what's coming out of her mouth.


 No.122794

>>122791

Looks good. Is there a powerpoint on the wall that the desk sits against?


 No.122795

>>122791

Very nice.


 No.122796

>>122791

Looks excellent.


 No.122797

>>122794

Also you might want to move it to the right a bit, otherwise your bedside table might interfere with your chair when you get it.


 No.122798

>>122794

No, there is one on the wall side of my bed. I think I will run an extension cable and another power board around to the desk.


 No.122799

>>122787

Looks like a trap dude


 No.122800

>>122797

Yeah, I will me moving one of those brown chests to the other side of my room, or both of them and replacing them with a smaller bedside table.


 No.122801

File: 57fe75e0fabf4be⋯.png (262.09 KB, 748x550, 34:25, chocs.png)

What a world we live in. It is things like this that keep me getting out of bed each day.


 No.122802


 No.122803

>>122801

fucking cancer


 No.122804

>>122801

Don't do it.


 No.122805

>>122791

Is that a single bed or a double?


 No.122806

>>122801

NORMIES WERE A MISTAKE


 No.122807

>>122799

she's just a big girl


 No.122808

>>122805

wouldn't you like to know


 No.122809

>>122808

Does she like it?


 No.122810

>>122798

instead of a powerboard have you considered a UPS ? well worth the money


 No.122811

>>122805

It is a standard size single bed. I replaced my ageing rusty white one earlier this year with it which was falling apart.


 No.122812

>>122807

Artist here, you've given her muscles woman shouldn't have, unless she's in some kind of dude suit


 No.122813

>>122811

I've spent so long in a single bed that big beds feel weird and the extra space goes unused.


 No.122814

>>122812

she also looks like she smells bad


 No.122815

I have a Queen bed but my next bed will be a king single. I am giving up.


 No.122816

>>122810

I was considering getting a UPS, how many ports does the typical one have? I need about 6-8 ports, in the future anyway. Could I just get a powerboard and plug a UPS into it and power only the important things off the UPS? About mid next year I am going to drop $3k on a PC, so I might as well protect it against power outages.

>>122813

I would like to have a larger bed, but I have no real need for one at the moment, it would be expensive to replace all of my current stuff. I agree with you though, I don't think I would use the extra space one provides, but it would be nice to roll around a lot. Two people can fit on a normal single bed anyway.


 No.122817

>>122816

>I was considering getting a UPS

Unless you're in an area with dirty power, I'd just get a decent power board with some kind of basic surge protection.

>Two people can fit on a normal single bed anyway.

;-)


 No.122818

>>122816

yeah m8 that's all I do, I use a cyberpower 1500va with 4 sockets and I just plugged in a powerboard into it, it payed for itself a few weeks ago when we had a power failure locally


 No.122819

if i ever get a gf the thing that would scare me the most is that fact that at one point she is going to ask to meet my friends and i have no idea how to answer that i have no friends without it sounding depressing.


 No.122820

>>122819

Just take her to meet Dan


 No.122821

File: a5ec16f724e473e⋯.png (28.75 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1532295279690.png)

>>122819

>mfw getting married and only having your mum and brother on your side of the aisle


 No.122822

>>122819

We are you friends, if you ever get a gf just show her this board and introduce her to us.


 No.122823

>>122819

imagine getting a girl to agree to marry you and then having to tell her you can't even have a best man.


 No.122824

>>122819

Get a gf that has no friends


 No.122825

>>122824

Deep down all women hate every other woman on the planet anyway.


 No.122826

>>122819

Let's be honest, if anyone here got a gf it'd be because longterm depression is a turn-on for her.


 No.122827

>>122826

That would not necessarily be the case.


 No.122828

>>122827

I agree with you.


 No.122829

>>122822

my sister and brothers' gf already joke about my internet friends not you guys but they say that i have friends on the internet. it quite embarrassing if im honest.


 No.122830

>>122829

That's rather rude of them, you should tell them you don't appreciate being made fun of like that.


 No.122831

>>122829

Your brother shouldn't tolerate his GF giving you shit. Family comes first, always.


 No.122832

File: 232c8a32276aee8⋯.png (81.04 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 232c8a32276aee8629150611c1….png)

>>122829

Tell them your popping down to pick up something from them me


 No.122833

>>122830

thats not going to work women are angry evil people who only seek to belittle others.

>>122831

its pretty funny because my sister and brothers' gf dislike each other. they usually bitch to me about about the other one.


 No.122834

>>122833

>they usually bitch to me about about the other one.

>>122825


 No.122835

>>122833

> they usually bitch to me about about the other one.

You also need to put your brother's GF in her place when she criticises your sister. Your sister might have her faults, that she's family.


 No.122836

>>122835

*but she's family.


 No.122837

>>122833

>thats not going to work women are angry evil people who only seek to belittle others.

Well regardless of that, you should be firm and make it clear that you don't like being joked about.


 No.122838

>>122835

>>122836

i do that if her criticises isn't accurate or fair. if i agree with it i let it pass.


 No.122839

File: a824bc91ade8c04⋯.jpg (1.68 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, 2yzn7lyhp5f11.jpg)

Saw this cookies and cream cheesecake on reddit.


 No.122840

File: 627f87ff96db894⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.54 MB, 800x1000, 4:5, ClipboardImage.png)

Johnny visited Sexpo Adelaide…


 No.122841

File: 50813070333a703⋯.jpg (57.35 KB, 400x591, 400:591, nyet.jpg)

Am I the only NEET whose parents have literally no friends and no hobbies?

It can get quite tiresome on a Friday night because I'm 25 and they expect me to behave like just another forty-something who'd rather be curled up on the couch watching a nice movie than doing anything else. Stepdadbot disappears into the shed all weekend to avoid spending any time with his youngest two children and mumbot spends her whole weekend exercising, cleaning and tidying the house and making arrangements for sleepovers and hangouts for the littlest kids.

Christ. I don't want my life to be like that.


 No.122842

>>122841

My parents had no friends or interests.


 No.122843

>>122840

>Sexpo

The whole concept is revolting.


 No.122844

>>122841

My parents have friends but they are pretty much like yours when it comes to no interests or hobbies.


 No.122845

>>122843

I agree. I saw it posted on the 'Shit Adelaide' page.


 No.122846

>>122842

>had

Sorry mate, I didn't mean to stir up those heavy feels. I hope you're having a nice night, Friday evenings always feel a little bit special even as a NEET.

>>122844

Wageslaving crushes their ability to be lighthearted about anything. It's not their fault.


 No.122847

>>122846

>Wageslaving crushes their ability to be lighthearted about anything. It's not their fault.

This is what I think too.


 No.122848

Any gunzels here?


 No.122849

>>122848

u fuckers


 No.122850

>>122841

My parents both have no friends and just work and clean the house all day. I'm not joking, once when I was in high school and really bored I counted how many hours in a week they vacuumed alone (Since I could hear and it was easy to keep track of). In 1 week they vacuumed for 14 hours


 No.122851

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I wore this cassette out as a kid.


 No.122852


 No.122853

>>122852

I know somebody who had to infiltrate a gunzel forum for work.


 No.122854

>>122850

Probably to mask the sound of your fapping.


 No.122855

>>122853

Why was that?


 No.122856

Gunzel ( noun, slang Australia): A person who pursues useless and pointless railway enthusiast activities. Verb (intransitive) to gunzel, to go gunzelling. From an old English term meaning "kept boy" which has homosexual connotations.

Must be a Victorian thing.


 No.122857

should i go to trivia tonight?


 No.122858

File: aa6c2d61a2c384f⋯.jpg (99 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1531636677093.jpg)

>tfw mummybot making pizza for dinner


 No.122859

>>122857

Yes. Get out of the house and socialise.


 No.122860

>>122857

Go to bingo heaps of Granny pussy there


 No.122861

File: 9a99d004e4e6fb0⋯.jpg (33.26 KB, 469x671, 469:671, alwaysremembercunt.jpg)


 No.122862

>>122858

With pineapple?


 No.122863

>>122855

The train nerds had found an unprotected, internet-accessible server revealing real-time train data and had written a front end for it.


 No.122864

>>122862

no pineable on piza


 No.122865

>>122863

You mean webrams train tracker


 No.122866

>>122865

Dunno the specifics.


 No.122867

>>122864

In the old usenet days I knew someone from Canada who put Beetroot on her pizzas


 No.122868

Alright NEETs im off to trivia i dont know what time i will be home. so dont wait up.


 No.122869

>>122868

Win us a tea towel.


 No.122870

File: 73d4d624e83dcb5⋯.jpg (6.16 KB, 233x216, 233:216, 1528210381651.jpg)

>Alright NEETs im off to trivia i dont know what time i will be home. so dont wait up.


 No.122871

>>122868

Will leave a light on for you


 No.122872

>>122866

Kek ARTC fags


 No.122873

Another slice of pizza enters my mouth

A headache begins to form as I browse SEEK

I have had fun, but not forever do I wish to be NEET

I drink water, combined with the pizza now I am feeling fat

My best years have passed me, I know that


 No.122874

>>122873

Who drinks water with pizza?


 No.122875

>>122872

Do you work there? Somebody mentioned them once before.


 No.122876

>>122874

Nobody…It's fake news


 No.122877

>>122875

No I dont… they own and run the interstate railways


 No.122878

>>122858

I had juicy chicken and stir fry vegetables for dinner. Soaked wings in brine when I got home from the shops, maybe 6-7 hours. Just some water, salt, sugar and the dregs out of an old soy sauce bottle. Baked with some soy sauce, worcestershire sauce, honey and some chilli powder. Stir fried a couple of field mushies I picked this arvo, some green beans from the garden, leek, carrot and some broccoli. Was thinking about pulling some cashews out of my mixed nuts and tossing them in, but I couldn't be fucked. Chicken came out good. Could suck it off the bone and it just fell apart. Marinade was good with the veggies, but a cunt to clean out of the baking dish.

>>122867

I had fresh beetroot once. Doesn't really taste like anything. Kind of like a slightly sweet potato. It's all the vinegar and sugar in the tinned stuff that gives it it's 'flavour.'

https://minimalistbaker.com/baked-rosemary-beet-chips/

I might see if I can get a hold of a fresh one so I can make some salt and vinegar chips in the air fryer. I can do potato and sweet potato chips in small batches. Too much at once and they get mushy.


 No.122879

File: 5d74ca39de05107⋯.webm (809.45 KB, 360x360, 1:1, you make me feel so good.webm)

>>122640

1/2 again


 No.122880


 No.122881

>>122880

The antifa guy was a homo? Not surprised.


 No.122882

>>122878

Yeah m8 I always brine my chicken as well, it makes a major difference


 No.122883

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>122653

A clerical error now could be a lawsuit later on.


 No.122884

>>122864

But it's the best. Tell your mum I said hi.

>>122867

ALDI sells frozen beetroot and goat's cheese pizza. IIRC one NEET here tried them.


 No.122885

File: 3ee620916b536a3⋯.jpg (159.37 KB, 600x800, 3:4, noi.jpg)

does this look like a man to you


 No.122886

File: 099c6acb3eae178⋯.png (134.54 KB, 633x758, 633:758, Neck Stretches.png)

>>122661

>tfw the smell of boiled cauliflower on a hot summer day

>tfw matchbox cars with wheels missing

>tfw watching ferals

>tfw riding on a property with grandpa

>tfw patting the horses

>tfw counting the carriages of the trains going past and eating pears at the table grandpa made under the pear tree

>tfw never again


 No.122887

>>122885

The face does.


 No.122888

>>122887

you're just a poof


 No.122889

>>122886

Strong feels.


 No.122890

>>122878

That dish sounds awesome. I've been meaning to buy a couple kilos of wings to cut them up into those 'nibblies' you often get at take-away shops. So you baked them in the oven, how long for?

>Kind of like a slightly sweet potato.

I'll have to try fresh beetroot one day. Your place sounds nice what with all the vegetables you have growing.


 No.122891

>>122886

I haven't had pears in years. Was meaning to get a gnashie tree a while back and forgot about it. I'll have to follow up on that. Thanks anon.


 No.122892

File: c83a89bfc747718⋯.jpg (345.87 KB, 1920x1200, 8:5, 1533852112387.jpg)

>>122886

delete this, the feels are too strong


 No.122893

>>122891

I prefer a good old fashioned pear to your Nashi. I don't like the texture.


 No.122894

File: c08c37d4e7831e6⋯.png (652.53 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 183712173baf88e2d29ff4041d….png)

>>122684

This guy >>122687

Fuck Bruce.


 No.122895

Wagie here. Lads I don't know what to do. I like my job tbh but every cunt I work and deal with shits me off. I just want to be left alone in a corner with a pile of easy work that I can do to a really high standard and tune the fuck out. But there's always some bullshit that someone has or brings to me and I just fuckin feel really down and want to tap out of society.

Sorry for blogpost, I hope you're all doing really well.


 No.122896

>>122685

Good luck mate.


 No.122897


 No.122898

>>122895

>every cunt I work and deal with shits me off

If it is everyone else then the problem is with you. You need to look inward for the solution. Isolating yourself is not the right option.


 No.122899

wagecuck duties completed and milk stock refreshed

It's time to get comfy, neets


 No.122900

>>122890

I drained them from the brine then put them in a dish with a marinade. Just eyeballed it so they were covered. Cheap soy sauce, a couple of tablespoons of worcestershire, a big spoonful of honey and maybe a teaspoon of chilli powder. Let it sit while the oven preheat. Put it in for maybe 45 minutes at 200. More than 40 minutes, less than an hour.


 No.122901

>>122899

>milk

How wholesome.


 No.122902

>>122879

Greed is a sin


 No.122903

>>122901

gf2018 won't come to those with weak bones


 No.122904

>>122903

There is a pill you can take for that.


 No.122905

File: e8474ba96e1fce6⋯.jpg (82.31 KB, 680x907, 680:907, 1533892772600.jpg)


 No.122906

>>122788

Settle down mate.


 No.122907

>>122791

Pretty swank laddie.


 No.122908

>>122906

Settle petal.


 No.122909

>>122905

I bet this is exactly what 18yo neet looks like


 No.122910

>>122904

You aren't allowed to buy the pills that set you free from gf2018


 No.122911

>>122898

Maybe you're right. I think I don't belong where I am.


 No.122912

>>122908

Calm your farm.


 No.122913

O/ NEETS


 No.122914

>>122909

I will always think of him like this now.


 No.122915

>>122913

Is that supposed to say oi or is it a man waving at us


 No.122916

>>122801

I'd eat it.


 No.122917

>>122916

I would watch you.


 No.122918

>>122890

Beans are great because you get them year round. Never enough to get sick of them. Kinda sick of potatos atm. Warmer months are better. Got more cherry tomatoes than I know what to do with. Building big piles of green waste and leaf mulch to try pumpkins and melons again this year. Finding heirloom seeds can be a pain. Got a lot of fruit trees though. I want more, but I don't want to take on too much at once, or it's a waste. I prefer set and forget gardening, but you really need to devote a few hours a week to get the most out of it.


 No.122919

>>122918

I buy my heirloom seeds from the diggers club. A very good selection.


 No.122920

>>122919

I should try that, but I'm a bit of a hermit. I get a bit awkward, people sense I'm awkward, I notice them notice I'm awkward, then go full robot. It's easier when there is an activity going on, otherwise I can't manage the stand or sit and talk, especially with people I don't know.


 No.122921

>>122813

I'm in a king double and a queen feels tiny now days.


 No.122922

On the wild turkey.


 No.122923

File: d70cfc5c6b5f01d⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 3.83 MB, 480x320, 3:2, 1531814402996.webm)

Found a video of Air-Fryer_NEET and his missus. I would say it's 'NSFW' but we're all unemployed*.

*supposed to be


 No.122924

File: 5c637f44e019608⋯.jpeg (5.14 KB, 150x150, 1:1, 5c637f44e019608e0cbcff5b2….jpeg)

>>122922

Keep up the goon work


 No.122925

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.122926

>>122923

>would wank to again/10


 No.122927

>>122909

19 year old NEET looks like Adonis


 No.122928

>>122821

Just invite /ausneets/ to your wedding, catering would be cheap, goon and tendies and you'll have more people show up than your soon to be wife


 No.122929


 No.122930

File: 4c68b108a2d570f⋯.png (208.68 KB, 550x623, 550:623, 4c68b108a2d570f6a0d6e55db0….png)

>>122924

Thank you Dan, I got the missus to pick up a 4 pack for me from your boutique establishment.


 No.122931

>>122928

I hope he get quality chairs to handle the executives otherwise there is going to be a lot of ambulances attending.


 No.122932

>>122930

>a 4 pack

Well at least you are being moderate.


 No.122933

File: 59b093c1fbd14a8⋯.jpg (112.61 KB, 1008x600, 42:25, a7a965cb096c949898c66b542d….jpg)

>>122930

Nice OC and good work


 No.122934

>>122923

OI!! I opened that and she is in the same room!


 No.122935

>>122934

Is that bad?


 No.122936

>>122900

Do you use a wok to stir-fry? And what's your preferred oil for stir-frying?

>>122918

Have you ever tried preserving your produce?

>>122920

Pretty sure they've got an online store.


 No.122937

>>122935

If she found out I film us my nads would be on the chopping block.


 No.122938

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>122934

Play this and it'll even itself out.


 No.122939

How was your day at work today comfy catch up NEET?

Do you have the full weekend off?


 No.122940

>>122923

that's a funny looking aboriginal


 No.122941

>>122940

Oh NK!


 No.122942

>>122829

>not you guys

Trying to save our feels. Thank you.


 No.122943

>>122931

We can just bring our own computer chairs


 No.122944

>>122943

That would be a fantastic idea!


 No.122945

Remind me to go to Dans tomorrow neets, I'm out of alcohol


 No.122946

>>122945

It's only a matter of time before he introduces the text message service to remind you of your appointment.


 No.122947

>>122945

I will not be able to make such a reminder in good conscience.


 No.122948

long aboriginal welcome to country


 No.122949

>>122946

Maybe I can get a beer subscription. Kind of like those boomers who get paid newspapers delivered each week


 No.122950

>>122939

Ok, I had to fill two shifts because supp workers weren't available.

And because I am office staff I am expected to perform at a higher level, which I do tbh but I was also doing office shit there like make a detailed summary of the shift as I was doing it. I wrote 4 pages of step by step procedural plans for doing the shift so if we need to send someone in who doesn't know the shift they can do it.

I included a bit about how you have to pull his foreskin back to wash his knob.

Hence the wild turkeys.

Then there was two people with cerebral palsy and some other shit, that is ok but they have pretty shitty attitudes like they deserve to be catered for and everyone has to drop what they are doing because someone said something they didn't like or some shit.

To add to that, their funding run out weeks ago and we are doing it for free (the company, not the supp workers)


 No.122951

>>122945

Friday evenings and Saturdays are the worst time to go.


 No.122952

>>122939

Oh, I also have the second half of mental health first aid training tomorrow.


 No.122953

>>122951

I usually go soon after opening on a Saturday morning and for the most part it works well. Tonight is off the cards already, unless I want future dans trips to be made on foot


 No.122954

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>122839

Look yum


 No.122955

File: f51397db3c6271b⋯.png (661.17 KB, 1000x666, 500:333, lightning pepe.png)

Heroinneet got a solid, thick and tight piece of express post mail squeezed into his mailbox today, boys.

The goods?

1x yellow express post envelope

3x white A4 printer papers stacked atop one another then folded in thirds to fit inside the envelope (to cushion any strange bumps)

1x small (7 by 5cm) mylar pouch, heat-sealed and taped to the inside of the innermost A4 paper

1x mini (5 by 2.5cm) transparent waxy baggie

1x 250mg uncut heroin produced in the jungles of Burma by minority ethnic groups using the funds to fuel their civil war, smuggled across the Myanmar-Siamese border and onward to the ports of Bangkok with the protection of the Thai armed forces, hidden within shipping containers destined f Australia, picked up at the other end by Chinese triads who work at the port and then sold on to an internet drug dealer who can get it to your house through the postal system less than 24 hours after you make the purchase

The quality?

Brittle little chunks of brilliant white, each half the size of a rice grain. A few of these grains, dropped onto 1mL of tap water, become puffy and smear onto the walls of the shotglass as they're stirred, and seconds later only the sweet vinegar smell is left.

I shot just a hundredth of a gram and I can barely keep my eyes open for the euphoria. It would be nice to lie in the grass under the sun right now. A comfy bed is good enough.


 No.122956

>>122840

I didn't think that started til tomorrow.


 No.122957

>>122841

They should have affairs or become swingers.


 No.122958

>>122955

has /aus/ BO finally returned?


 No.122959

>>122950

>I included a bit about how you have to pull his foreskin back to wash his knob.

>Hence the wild turkeys.

Do you find that aspect of the job difficult? I have been considering getting into the field given the employment prospects there but I am not sure how well I would cope with the toileting and body cleaning parts of the job. Is it as bad as I imagine or do you get used to it?


 No.122960

>>122957

Are you trying to fuck his mum, mate?


 No.122961

>>122955

I find this sort of drug use distasteful and am not impressed by it.


 No.122962

>>122949

Just so long as they don't throw the beer out the car window like they do newspapers.

>>122950

I find it concerning that your job is driving you to drink hard liquor.


 No.122963

>>122856

I've never heard of that and one of my mates dads was a real enthusiast of that. I went with him to Melbourne once and we stopped at almost every town on the way to look at their old, not in use railway stations.

It gave a good excuse to stop, it's sort of the original idea of going to cemeteries and churches.


 No.122964

>>122953

Does your Dan do sausage sizzles on Saturdays?


 No.122965

>>122950

Is your company a not-for-profit?


 No.122966

>>122964

It does not, I wasn't aware that was a thing. The local bunnings is pretty close by so I do occasionally grab a snag from there on my way home


 No.122967

>>122955

Sounds comfy, but highly degenerate at the same time.


 No.122968

>>122965

Yeah. Why do you ask?

There was a guy who left recently who I thought would fit in here, actually there are a few.


 No.122969

>>122964

Mine does, but the old boomer cunts aren't anywhere near ready at 9am.


 No.122970

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>122954

I've always been partial to this gay Englishman.


 No.122971

>>122968

>Why do you ask?

Just curious as to why they were doing services to clients with no funding.

>I thought would fit in here

Please tell me you haven't mentioned this place to anyone at your work. That would be a terrible idea.


 No.122972

>>122858

Missus making tendies in the air fryer and then putting them in wraps


 No.122973

>>122972

Have you guys washed this thing since you purchased it?


 No.122974

>>122972

You eat the exact same thing all the time.


 No.122975

>>122971

>why they were doing services to clients with no funding.

NDIS have said that there will be no repercussions if we drop services. The boss just gives a fuck.

He's a pretty cool guy imo.

No I haven't mentioned this place.


 No.122976

>>122974

He needs to upgrade his gf tbh


 No.122977

>>122936

I use a wok or a skillet. If I'm cooking for myself, it doesn't matter. Not for just cooking veggies, anyway. I use peanut oil when I've got it. Olive oil otherwise.

Preserving stuff, no. I wanted to get a drying rack for fruit and mushies. I do make apple sauce by simmering crab apples in water and adding some sugar, but that's not a proper preserve. I have had plans for jams, relishes and homebrewed stuff, but I never follow through on them. I will get the dryer though.

Got to alter my boomer mindset and start shopping online. Thanks.


 No.122978

>>122973

All you need to do is wipe it out.

>>122974

They are a new favourite and pass my cost/satisfaction scale test.


 No.122979

>>122976

There is a mentally unstable pregnant girl at his work he is interested in.


 No.122980

>>122976

been around so long she's gone black


 No.122981

>>122978

>a new favourite

Negro don't make me go looking for your first mention of tendie wraps on here. It was many months ago.


 No.122982

>>122867

Aldi sell a pizza that is goats cheese and beetroot, it is fantastic.


 No.122983

>>122981

It's better than the egg and bacon pies.


 No.122984

>>122923

I never knew cruiseNEET was so old


 No.122985

>>122984

He is going grey.


 No.122986

>>122955

Heroin is a trap man. As long as you never get desperate enough to seek it out irl you will probably be ok.

One hotspot of fent and it's over boyo


 No.122987

>>122870

I bet he's home by 10:30


 No.122988

>>122983

Very much so.


 No.122989

>>122987

He'll be feeling it tomorrow after a wild night like that


 No.122990

>>122955

An impressive, yet illegal operation


 No.122991

>>122875

That was me probably, I had a job there for a short time then had a full on mental breakdown and ended up on seroquel.


 No.122992

>>122991

What did you do for a living?


 No.122993

>>122884

>NEET here tried them.

I hadn't caught up to this point.


 No.122994

>>122992

NEET.

My dad knew someone there.

I resuscitated a bloke and failed the night before and the change of lifestyle (start of wageing) was too much.


 No.122995

>>122979

>mentally unstable

like there's another kind


 No.122996

>>122891

I can't have them anymore, they bring back the few good memories from my childhood.


 No.122997

>>122995

True but some are more stable than others (like tables).


 No.122998

>>122892

Counting train carriages brings back something special.


 No.122999

>>122895

Life is 10% what the world throws at you and 90% how you react to it.


 No.123000

>>122993

Apology accepted


 No.123001

>>122902

>>122902

>>122902

I give them to charity.


 No.123002

>>123001

How dare you refer to me like that. I am not charity.


 No.123003

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>122917

I would make you pay.


 No.123004

>>123002

Did you change your stripper name?


 No.123005

>>123003

I am sure we can come to some sort of arrangement.


 No.123006

>>123004

I have quit the pole. For good this time.


 No.123007

I finished watching Deadpool 2 today. It was actually pretty good. I preferred it to the first one.


 No.123008

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Anyone catch the mundanefatt implosion?


 No.123009

>>122959

Nah, I am ok with it but you could get into doing day option stuff for people with intellectual disabilities and not have to tackle the personal care stuff


 No.123010

>>123007

Is there anything to it that would appeal to a person who didn't get anything out of the first one?


 No.123011

>>122994

Some deep feels there m8, no wonder you ended up on the meds. Care to share what led this 'bloke' to need resuscitation?


 No.123012

>>123010

Probably not.


 No.123013

>>123009

Are the people you do physical care for grateful for what you do or is there a lot of awkwardness and hostility brought about by embarrassment?


 No.123014

>>123007

Don't spoil it for me. Still haven't completed watching Avengers Infinity.


 No.123015

>>123014

>Avengers Infinity

That one was pretty good too. And I don't like those Marvel movies generally.


 No.123016

>>123007

Rubs me the wrong way. Instead of Amy Schumer saying "vagina" it's Ryan Wilson, or whoever, under cgi saying "penis."

It's normalfag peepee poopoo with tamer gore.


 No.123017

>>122960

Mummybots need NEETlove too.


 No.123018

>>123017

Is that you MILF NEET?


 No.123019

>>123017

abhorrent post


 No.123020

>>123011

He had a heart attack, I knew his son in law who used to sell me dope and I gave his kids all my childhood toys

>>123013

I've never dealt with anyone who has been too narky. The two with cerebral palsy I dealt with today are probably the most hostile but not during that.

All the people I've given personal care like enemas and stuff are way more embarrassed than I am.

I just make jokes about it.


 No.123021

>>123018

>>123019

Notice how mummybot has been giving you extra tendies with no gbp lost?

No thanks required.


 No.123022

>>123020

>I just make jokes about it.

Give an example please.


 No.123023

Is joondalup goon nigger here?


 No.123024

>>122962

It's premix


 No.123025

>>123020

>He had a heart attack,

I remember you wrote about that once before.


 No.123026

>>123022

Just shit like I hope my hands aren't cold and stuff to break the ice.


 No.123027

>>123025

You would, your file on me must be quite large.

I expect to see it when I end up down your way.


 No.123028

>>123021

Imagine coming home to find neet king is your new step daddy


 No.123029

>>123027

You can see anything you like.


 No.123030

>>122970

Me too. Queen were a good band.


 No.123031

>>123028

Step son*


 No.123032

>>123026

I bet your hands are cold though.


 No.123033

>>122979

I have high tastes.


 No.123034

>>123032

That's the joke.


 No.123035

>>122984

Boomerlife

>>122985

lol


 No.123036

>>123024

Normie cunt, get out of me safe space.


 No.123037

>>123034

Is it?


 No.123038

>>123006

>>123005

You'd have to get back on the pole.


 No.123039

>>123036

Fat Lamb is premix


 No.123040

>>123039

How dare you.


 No.123041

>>123029

I wish to see your nest in the shed gutter.


 No.123042

>>123037

Sort of, just talk about anything so they can be distracted.


 No.123043

>>123040

Goon and cordial, basically a 16 year old's drink.


 No.123044

Comfy catch up is over.

The tendies are in my stomach, I took a pic but I cant find the cable.


 No.123045

>>123042

I don't know that I would be able to do it. I think my social retardation would make it difficult for me dealing with the clients generally. I am not a very warm or personable person.


 No.123046

>>123043

Perfect bait for a potential gf


 No.123047

>>123044

I don't want to see the inside of your stomach tbh


 No.123048

>>123047

Speak for yourself.


 No.123049

File: ccd327f2d5a52a9⋯.png (231.41 KB, 350x399, 50:57, mine.png)

What are some neet approved games


 No.123050

>>123041

I would like to bed you down in my nest.


 No.123051

>>123049

Passsive aggressive mind games with mummybot.


 No.123052

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Stumbled upon this piece of work by Schubert recently. It's haunting, beautiful, fantastic. From what I've researched it's based on a poem about a sort of vagabond type of person that no one cares for and simply ignores. Remind you of anyone?


 No.123053

>>123045

There are full spergs in the industry. Anyone can do it as long as you have a sense on compassion and resilience.

Not all of it will be good, it is somewhat underpaid and under appreciated but it has some moments where you can actually feel like you are making a positive difference in someones life.

Get your cert 3 in aged care, disability or individual support, your first aid and manual handling and dcsi clearances. Also get your assist clients with medication training for an almost guaranteed job. I'll hire you if you have all that.


 No.123054

>>123049

Heroes of might and magic 3


 No.123055

>>123050

I would eat your eggs.


 No.123056

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 No.123057

>>123049

Morrowind


 No.123058

>>123053

>dcsi clearances

Do they make you declare your mental health problems for any of that?


 No.123059

>>123055

*fertilise


 No.123060


 No.123061


 No.123062

>>123049

Rapelay.


 No.123063

>>123053

I am very seriously considering it.


 No.123064

>>123063

There may still be some places where the gov is paying for at least some of it.

Talk to your job seeker place.


 No.123065

>>123049

Spectator sports. I'll be watching UTR this Sunday/Monday. Some shit might even kick off on Saturday night if we're lucky.


 No.123066

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 No.123067

>>123064

>Talk to your job seeker place

I don't have one but I think I can ask Cenno to give me one. The TAFE website says it will only cost me $1000 - $1500 anyway.


 No.123068

>>123043

It's cider though from what I've read. Goon is grapes.

>>123044

>Can't find the cable

To hang yourself with for being a filthy racemixer?

>>123045

>I am not a very warm or personable person

Which is precisely why nobody likes you.


 No.123069

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 No.123070

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>>123067

If you are on dsp (like I was) and you go, they will make you seem like you have to keep going. I'm not sure if you have to keep going but I went to one for about 2 years.


 No.123071

>>123068

Was this nasty stuff really necessary? What are you doing with your life?


 No.123072

>>123067

You can find private places that will do it for a few hundred I think, you also have to do 120 hours worth of placement as part of your course so you pretty much need a car and licence.


 No.123073

File: 9aa9e3ae3577587⋯.jpg (66.73 KB, 506x621, 22:27, Fortnight.jpg)

>>123049

Pic

>>123051

Only if you're a spineless cuck from New Zealand.


 No.123074

>>123072

Is it hard to get someone to accept you for a volunteer placement? My resume is VERY flimsy.


 No.123075

>>123071

I didn't reply because I knew my personal army would defend me.


 No.123076

>>123074

It can be, I would suggest finding a place as soon as you start, they will say you have 4 weeks at the end to do it but it can be hard to get a place.

I got a day option place and got 10 hours a day, that is pretty hard to find.


 No.123077

>>123074

My job seeker place paid for my dcsi's and paid for the course.

I also volunteered with them for over a year though.


 No.123078

>>123053

>tfw too criminal to get a job in personal care

>>123065

UTR?


 No.123079

>>123077

I have never heard of a job seeker place paying for a course before. I think it was probably something special they only did for you since you spent so much time helping out there.


 No.123080

>>123079

Probably, but it shows that they are capable of doing it.


 No.123081

>>123073

>Only if you're a spineless cuck from New Zealand.

Why are you pissed at NZNEET?


 No.123082

>>123080

Money is not really going to be the issue for me.


 No.123083

>>123082

For the first half of my course I pretty much didn't talk to anyone because I was stereotypical NEET.

We can get used to anything.


 No.123084

>>123078

Unite the Right


 No.123085

>>123083

I think I am going to try. The worst that can happen is I fail.


 No.123086

File: 613ab9ba43c8f08⋯.png (1.74 MB, 1155x647, 1155:647, tendielove.png)

>>123068

I found a cable.


 No.123087

>>123071

Drinking copious amounts of cheap alcohol whilst projecting my self-hate onto nigger-loving scum.


 No.123088

>>123085

That's right and then you are just back to where you are now.

I think mny NEETs would be ok in it.


 No.123089

>>123073

is this you?


 No.123090

>>123087

Well at least you know what it is you are doing. Sort yourself out.


 No.123091

>>123081

Just stating the obvious

>>123086

>That skin tone

Horrendous, but that dish looks mightily delicious.


 No.123092

>>123086

Looks very nice. I am choosing to interpret the heart as aimed at me and not at the tendies.

What is that stuff in the top centre of the plate?


 No.123093

>>123091

She works on the tendie plantation.

Y-you don't pick your own do you?

>>123092

Potato and egg salad.


 No.123094

>>123093

>Potato and egg salad.

Home made?


 No.123095

>>123088

I don't know. I wouldn't want to take jobs away from Sudanese immigrants. Sounds perfect for them.


 No.123096

Got my window all the way open and my electric blanket on, this is maximum comfy

Goodnight neets


 No.123097

>>123094

Nah, I think it's from coles.


 No.123098

>>123091

More unpleasant remarks.


 No.123099

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 No.123100

>>123096

Goodnight comfy NEET.


 No.123101

>>123095

Lots are indian or african.


 No.123102

>>123096

That does sound comfy, good night NEET


 No.123103

>>123084

You going in person?

>>123089

No to both.

>>123090

Trying.


 No.123104

File: 6beb8f7e0816f75⋯.jpg (278.17 KB, 1167x1536, 389:512, tumblr_oc0fldMz3R1tbghqao1….jpg)

I am off to bed too my NEETs. Goodnight to you all and a special good night to my Nesting NEET. Sweet dreams and laser beams.


 No.123105

>>123104

Sweet dreams my dear fertilised NEET. See you in the morning.


 No.123106

>>123101

It is a bit of a pain that may personal care workers speak with accents because it makes them hard to understand for a lot of people, particularly elderly people.

Also most people would prefer to be looked after by someone from their own culture.


 No.123107

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This is such a good song.


 No.123108

>>123103

No, just watching stream and shitposting. Probably image search for commie faggots if they get unmasked.

>>123101

Patients or carers? I wouldn't trust them not to steal shit. Fucking pajeets are notorious thieves and sex offenders.


 No.123109

>>123107

With that thumbnail I couldn't not click.


 No.123110

>>123108

>Patients or carers?

Carers.


 No.123111

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 No.123112

>>123110

How many rapes?


 No.123113

>>123105

You better pay support when the eggs hatch. And not just the bare minimum either. I have expectations of a certain lifestyle.


 No.123114

>>123113

I will let them have your cucumber patch.


 No.123115

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No (You)'s. It's like you guys enjoy shite music. Anyway here's another version with English subtitles to get a better understanding of the poem. The pianist is Alfred Brendel and it's a shame no vision of him is shown.


 No.123116

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>>123111

That did not sound nice


 No.123117

>>123114

I have taken a screenshot of that remark. That is a form of domestic violence.


 No.123118

>>123112

None as far as I'm aware.


 No.123119

How many Wild Turkeys have you drunk so far?


 No.123120

>>123117

You can take the fertalised eggs and move back in with your mum. I don't care


 No.123121

>>123119

2 and a half, I have a bit of a buzz


 No.123122

evening NEETs on the Vodka


 No.123123

Not sure if I want to learn Russian or Japanese to teach English overseas.


 No.123124

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>>123122

I just can't remember who to send it to.


 No.123125

>>123118

Surprising. Worked with 2 Pajeets on a military base. Uni students, part time work installing computers. One tried to sexually assault some woman in a toilet then both did a runner. Turns out the 'foreign students' were spies. And the theft. They pinched everything. Not just them. Some security audit was done and all the chinks disappeared too. They should never have been allowed on the base in the first place.


 No.123126

>>123124

wew

>>123123

Teach english to the boongs


 No.123127

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>>123116

I like covers.


 No.123128

>>123122

Good evening.


 No.123129

>>123125

They're just the same as anyone else for my company.


 No.123130

>>123126

>Teach english to the boongs

Mate, I'd rather try to teach English to humans.


 No.123131


 No.123132

>>123128

how are you doing


 No.123133

>>123131

You are still an advocate for ethnic chicks for big NEET dicks.


 No.123134

>>123129

You'll learn. The hard way. Until then, let's up the integration, I say.


 No.123135

>>123134

They will, I'll fire them then sue them for misconduct.


 No.123136

>>123132

Okay thank you. A bit concerned at some of the nasty remarks on the gen tonight.


 No.123137

>>123136

Are you offended NEET


 No.123138

>>123135

If you fire them it will be them suing you and alleging racism and they will probably win no matter what they have done.


 No.123139

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 No.123140

>>123137

I am disappointed NEET.


 No.123141

>>123140

Are you board owner


 No.123142

>>123138

Maybe on the internet but in the real world even an allegation of sexual misconduct will leave you fucked in the industry forever.


 No.123143

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 No.123144

>>123141

He's a boong owner.


 No.123145

>>123144

All good NEETs are.


 No.123146

>>123144

Ah I see he's the one who bought NK in the slave auction


 No.123147

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flood detected


 No.123148

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This is probably why so many of you turned into NEETs.

Boring parents.


 No.123149

Considering an order of Dominos


 No.123150

>>123149

dont spend more than $15


 No.123151

>>123149

Consider just saying no.


 No.123152

>>123149

Is your local domino's staffed with pajeets? Are they elite pajeets, who have been specially trained to use toilets and wash their hands afterwards?


 No.123153

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Drifting


 No.123154

Got fired yesterday


 No.123155

>>123154

Are you the same firedNEET?


 No.123156

>>123154

Welcome to NEETdom.


 No.123157

>>123149

go to Crusts


 No.123158

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>>123148

I grew up on classic sci-fi. The jewbox and jewlywood industry is trash.


 No.123159

>>123154

are you NK


 No.123160


 No.123161

>>123154

disciplinary or victim of the economy?


 No.123162

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>>123160

>>123159

You are obsessed.


 No.123163

>>123162

Answer my question NK


 No.123164

>>123154

Welcome to freedom my brother


 No.123165

File: 0bd12e0c151415e⋯.webm (9.54 MB, 638x360, 319:180, sector166594240.webm)

File: 8ee1c870e5b695f⋯.webm (3.97 MB, 640x360, 16:9, baba vika.webm)

All this hippy pop-music is disagreeable, time for real music.


 No.123166

File: 39a82afcd54609d⋯.jpg (67.01 KB, 639x621, 71:69, a.jpg)

What do you want


 No.123167

>>123161

I went in there to pick up my cheque, then came home. Supervisor called me at about 4 o'clock and claimed I was captured on CCTV stealing boxes. Fired me on the spot. Even threatened to get the police involved.


 No.123168

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I remember these feels


 No.123169

File: a9daf356b9d2e74⋯.jpg (166.39 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, 1533887941190.jpg)

>white women


 No.123170

File: e3abeca64f5b15e⋯.webm (4.76 MB, 612x498, 102:83, 15064554192340.webm)

>>123165

Oh shit, I posted the wrong webm for the first one.

I don't even like Cradle of Filth.


 No.123171

>>123167

Did you steal boxes?


 No.123172

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 No.123173

>>123167

Cameras man. Always assume you're being watched.


 No.123174

>>123169

say yes, only if she'd fuck your dog


 No.123175

>>123169

That's a jew.


 No.123176

>>123168

>Bob Seger

>that one song you heard on GTA V


 No.123177

>>123174

That is disgusting neet


 No.123178

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>>123176

I've only played no 1 and san andreas.


 No.123179

>>123177

>tfw disgusting NEET


 No.123180

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 No.123181

im back from trivia NEETs. was everyone on their best behaviour?


 No.123182

>>123178

I think it was Against The Wind. Great song regardless. You need to play Vice City, then number 4 (was that SA?) then number 5 before experiencing 6. I don't see the point in recommending 2 or 3 since you've played SA.


 No.123183

>>123181

Of course we were. How did you go


 No.123184

>>123181

Did you win that tea towel?


 No.123185

>>123181

You went to trivia without me?

It's like you don't want to win


 No.123186

>>123181

>was everyone on their best behaviour?

Most people. There were some unpleasant remarks made.


 No.123187

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>>123182

>Vice City,

That's the one I meant, the one with CJ


 No.123188

>>123187

the one with CJ is San Andreas, Vice city has Tommy Vermincelli


 No.123189

>>123186

>tfw unplesant neet


 No.123190

>>123189

Get your act together please.


 No.123191

>>123190

stop being Narky tbh


 No.123192

>>123183

>>123184

we got $10 which was lost in the pokies so meh.

>>123185

sorry NEET i will remember to invite you next time.

>>123186

Those narky NEETs are always out to spoil other peoples fun. what a sad life they must have. its best to not let them get to you.


 No.123193

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>>123188

Then San andreas is the one I played mostly.


 No.123194

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>>123186

You are a cuck that needs deporting to Africa along with the niggers you so love.


 No.123195

>>123181

Was it at the fed? Or is that wednesday nights


 No.123196

>>123192

What questions stumped you up


 No.123197

>>123194

delet this


 No.123198

>>123194

brown nipples


 No.123199


 No.123200

>>123194

A horrible remark.


 No.123201

>>123195

the fed?


 No.123202

>>123199

You have shit taste.


 No.123203

>>123194

oh you're the faggot who posted that thread


 No.123204

>>123192

>we

?

>>123193

Actually this mightv'e been the one from GTAV. Can't confirm since I sold the PS4.


 No.123205

>>123195

it was an RSL

>>123196

there where 6 i think. cant really be bother to type them out so yeah.


 No.123206

>>123197

The absolute state of Australian 'men'…


 No.123207

>>123204

we as in me and other people i went with.


 No.123208

File: 3770c7d2c567b1a⋯.gif (960.71 KB, 250x175, 10:7, 1469401339048.gif)

>>123194

High-quality body.

A shame about the face.


 No.123209

>>123205

were they sports ones, general knowledge, movies?


 No.123210

>>123194

post more brown qts


 No.123211

File: 3c2a4b616fbf2b4⋯.jpg (13.95 KB, 300x400, 3:4, a8a92b43d304bcd5830b176f14….jpg)

I only got through three wild turkeys but I feel like that is enough. I need to be up at 5:30 tomorrow so I'm going to hit the hay.

I'm not real pissed, I'm still typing ok and not making many errors.

Anyhow, that's enough for today.

Good night friends.


 No.123212

>>123210

start with one


 No.123213

>>123207

> other people i went with

List them.

>>123208

shame about the race*


 No.123214

>>123211

I used to love that show when I was a kid, good night.


 No.123215

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 No.123216

>>123215

weird and gross


 No.123217

>>123215

degenerate


 No.123218

>>123211

>I'm not real pissed

I should have came down harder with the anti-negro sentiment then. Good night.


 No.123219

>>123209

the questions were a bit of everything the one we got wrong were. the longest horse race on flat ground in australia. most common colour on flags. the hangseng is the stock exchange for what country. name this celebrity is was a picture of her. i cant remember the other.


 No.123220

>>123219

>longest horse race

Isn't it the melbourne cup

>most common colour on flags

Red

>Hangseng

Hong Kong

>Name Celebrity

Selema Gomes


 No.123221

All this winging of Sudanese infiltrating our country yet no one (else) condemns the race-mixer. SMH tbqh.


 No.123222

>>123221

fucking chinks


 No.123223

>>123221

You are showing your immaturity by not understanding that /pol/ is not real life.

An embarrassing display.


 No.123224

>>123220

like actual distance

it was white if white counts which it apparently it does

correct

some female comedian so of course no one was going to know the answer


 No.123225

>>123221

>Tfw race-mixer

feels good.


 No.123226

>>123223

And you are showing your beta-tivity. The rope m8, jump head-first into it…


 No.123227

>>123225

Parasite


 No.123228

>>123223

>assuming the status quo isn't a disastrous experiment at our expense

Time for the magic charm.

1989年6月4日天安门广场大屠杀


 No.123229

All women celebrities look the same to me. They are so much products of hair and make-up styling that they look different in every movie they are in. I can never recognise them from one film to the next.


 No.123230

>>123225

Well mixed mate.


 No.123231

>>123224

It's the melbourne cup


 No.123232

All these hideous retarded virgins spouting /pol/ memes to try and make themselves feel better for the state of their own lonely lives. What a state you are in.


 No.123233

>>123228

Kind of funny, because the Tienanmen student protests were about chink students being unhappy about all of the nigs being brought into China.


 No.123234

>>123231

yes but the correct answer is 3,200 metres not Melbourne cup


 No.123235

>>123232

They have been brainwashed and allowed hate to consume their souls.


 No.123236

>>123232

>All these hideous retarded virgins spouting /pol/ memes to try and make themselves feel better for the state of their own lonely lives. What a state you are in.

And here you are mocking hideous retarded virgins.


 No.123237

File: bb332c251a20cae⋯.jpg (253.59 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Ikuta Hori.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs


 No.123239

>>123235

What's wrong with hate?


 No.123240

>>123237

Good night.


 No.123241

New Thread: >>123238

New Thread: >>123238

New Thread: >>123238

New Thread: >>123238

New Thread: >>123238

New Thread: >>123238


 No.123242

>>123237

Good night.


 No.123243




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