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Who here has experience with tabletop games, TCGs, Dungeons and Dragons and stuff like that?

I played dungeons and Dragons one time. It was okay. I felt a bit embarrassed though.

Old Thread: >>122490



Never played any games like that.



I play Warhammer, I like Orkz



What class did you play as?


My cold is getting worse, time for another cuppa.



I don't remember everything, but I remember I played a shapeshifter. Some sort of Rogue?

I am going to bed now I can't keep my eyes open.



Sure. 'Saved money' doing that. Stay in or go out and get shitfaced chasing happy hours around town. D&D, Shadowrun, White Wolf/Storyteller games, WEG Star Wars and a few others. Older stuff mainly. The current year D&D shit is unrecognizable to me. Never got into miniature games or card games, but I knew a few people that did.


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>tfw depressed



I used to play tablestop rpgs for years, and board games every other weekend, mainly with the same nerdy people. Not sure if it was better than being at home using the computer all day tbqh, but at the time it felt like I was being social.


>tfw undressed


Why was there a japanese qt decked out in nazi clothes at the end of the last thread? Are you guys secretly neo-nazis?



I prefer the term national socialist



What's a neo nazi?



Not at all.


All Praise Jizzlad


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File: 59ad56397bf05f0⋯.gif (1.96 MB, 350x197, 350:197, time_machine.gif)


The swastika is an ancient symbol present in Asian and European cultures. What's the issue with a Japanese woman wearing it?


neet gang


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i don't think there is



neet life


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In Japan it's called a manju or something and it has some kind of religious significance.

That said, just wait for the flood of "Japan are the Nazis" articles from buzzfeed as the olympics draw closer.



pepe on my wrist



neet gang




neet gape


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I have been here since the beginning and still have no idea what this is a reference to.




tfw you know that the neetlife cant last 3ever


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There you have it. Japan has no association to the Nazis at all.


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Kinda tumesced



the ol asmol


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none at all fren i hate how catchy that song is



I played a couple of TCGs. Pathfinder is the most common, but it's also insufferable and boring. The best was this drunken post-apoc game where the dungeon master ordered turns depending on who said them the fastest and hypest.

I wouldn't do it again unless it was with friends or liquor, though, because flakes in TCGs are fucking horrendous and omnipresent.


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Nice shoop. I bet you'll be saying untrue things about the Finn's next.



An obvious fabrication.

Everyone know the nazis wanted to gas everyone who didn't have blond hair and white skin.


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I never mentioned the Finns


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not even white tbqh



shes whiter than me


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Leave Italy alone. They have nothing to do with this.


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I think she passes the bunnings colour chart test, I'd waifu the shit out of her


Its ok fren I'm to sleepy to bully you spaghetti nigger's

Goodnight Neets



Why is hitler dating that 3/10 roasite who looks suspiciously like a jewess?



It's a vampire that sneaked up on an unsuspecting man. Fortunately his foreskin warded her off.




nk ng


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why catalogue no update


I fucked up



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I can't believe you've done this


Anyone itt



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Welcome to Vienna, Austria. Yep. Nice place, too cold.

Last major city was Prague. Less snow there. I don't like snow. Arson can only be a good thing if snow is around.

This is the crew. They're alright, not much going on here. The chick might look like a stuck-up goth bitch but it's just the face, she's pretty nice. Crazy-looking dude is fucking crazy though.

We crusade through a daytime dungeon, give a vampire queen a DIY triple heart bypass, and get VAMPED in a cutscene. Christof isn't too happy about being a vampire, but isn't a bitch about it.

Playing this after Bloodlines is a treat, where the Brujah are a bunch of whinging deadbeats and the Tremere are secretive, but graceful. Here, the Brujah are warlords and philosophers who get shit done, and the Tremere are whiney schemers. I do like that we have to ask for permission from the local Prince to genocide their ass.

He's like "yeah go for it mate no worries". Was more upset that we're French. I don't blame him.

So the undead heart of the story, since Christof doesn't care about politics and just drew a dick on the ballot, is that him and a nun (Anezka, it'll come up again) want to bone. Anezka bumblefucked her way into a vampire clan's hands looking for some chicken soup for the soul.

Don't see this ending well for the two of them.

Also I don't really buy them madly falling in love immediately after Christof gets his pajamas on, either, a pre-game montage would've sold it.

So after some fucking about, having a faf-about as it were, we're in the snow. Fuck snow. Hasn't timeskipped yet.


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Went out and did some urbex tonight lads, had a few ciders and cones and enjoyed my night but I had to take a bus replacement to get home but I'm safe and snug in bed. Sleep well anons


Bumble actually makes the girls have to message first



Good work and good night, lad.



It's an abandoned ABC studio where they did filming for ABC3 and some radio down in Ripponlea (Melb)


Real NEET hours.


NK I hope you didn't lose that job and I am worried that you're getting paid with a check Does Dan accept cheques?


>tfw depressed


>tfw impressed


>tfw compressed


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Good morning friends.






Whoever it was never answered the question as to their guilt. If they really didn't do it, they should be lawyering up immediately.



It's good how the ABC can just abandon a studio paid for by taxpayers.


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3 more minutes baby girl, we'll let NEETo sleep in til 7.











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It's on!!

You should've been up anyway.



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Fine looking machines ya got there.


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Good morning freeter and NEET.


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Yep, good day for mowing lawns.



Big stingy there. There's at least 3 distinct people here.


Good Morning NEETs


Thanks for the picture NEET.


Morning neets. Today we try and get the old neetdiet back on track and avoid becoming a bigboi meme


>tfw Karen didn't wish you a good morning.


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i hope succeeds. i hate traffic.



i hope he succeeds*



God bless him.


No Cunty For Old Blokes



1/2 again

Karen puts out for me everyday.









>build jet

>drives on the sea



Not really, it's wet.



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Off to finish this training.

Please be kind to one another while I am away.



File: 1c8eef21c4d7d90⋯.png (55.08 KB, 324x225, 36:25, lizzy.png)

you guys are so sweet. this is being done just so you can burn it isn't it?



The Republican movement isn't as strong as the media would have you believe.

Also how often does the government give us free shit?



I wonder if they actually will give out any pictures.







Morning fellow nazis.


I will try to be kind.


No, we will just see how quick laws can actually get changed.



Well if you believe anything from the ABC it states in the article "not legally obligated to provide the material" Also remember the headlines for this story states "MPs' offices inundated with requests" yeah well I counted up the number of requests talked about in the story and the total came to 72 requests, not exactly inundated, ABC news is complete crap these days http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-08-10/mps-inundated-with-requests-for-portrait-of-queen-elizabeth-ii/10103412



underrated post


big stinky tumesced


kinda spongduresced


Real NEET hours




gayniggers from outer space




Electors in the seat of Whitlam are invited to collect a portrait of Queen Elizabeth from our office at Shop 244 Stockland Shellharbour. We are open from 9am-5pm Monday to Friday. We look forward to seeing you!

Leighanne Hunt

Executive Assistant

Office of Stephen Jones MP

Member for Whitlam

Fuck that




Thought this was real for a minute. Shouldn't put click hole at the bottom of the page


windy day today





Have a nice day my friend. See you when you get back.



He's going to cheat on you one day soon with that girl in the office.



So long as he doesn't cheat on me with another NEET.



He might take her fishing.



She might take his fist in



i was thinking this too , but i thought it would be impolite to post



I admit that would be a bit upsetting.



Tonight on 20/20: Did a fishing trip drive this NEET to murder?



A free frame is a free frame



Have they confirmed it's framed? Or just a rolled up poster?



I think some MP's give you them framed and some are just rolled up canvas-type posters. If your MP is a jew, then go in assuming there is no frame



I wish my yard was big enough to warrant a ride on mower



The cops around here don't do anything about the fuckwits on gopher carts using the road, so I don't see why you can't just drive around on a lawnmower. The John Deer ones have a matching trailer so you could visit Dan's.



>fuckwits on gopher carts

That is not a very charitable attitude to have towards the elderly.



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and the large



In the poor suburbs they're almost a status item for the unemployed.



I would rather a pushbike.


angel of the morning was playing at IGA yesterday :(


is baki worth wtching



Of what significance is that?



that venga bus song was playing at coles this morning


is venga bus athiest?



I still have that job, its boring as fuck thou



it will be the making of you, boy



I love that song



Coles radio has the best music



Stick at it NK. But you also need to be looking for a way to get more out of life. Are you trying for gf2018?


I asked a chinaman on Elizabeth street why there were so many chinese there and he just stared at me with his mouth open and his eyes bugging out



Hard to keep the rape racket going when you have a gf



cause that lacist



Maybe it is time to retire from the rapings.



get her a strap on and make her your business partner


Now my sleep schedule is ruined and my back is in pain. I need something good to happen goddammit.



i will give you a (You) thats something good right.



yes it is



Why did you ruined you sleep NEET



where's my you's



Have your arranged your marriage yet?



For a while I was getting up at about 8AM, but I can't even remember waking up to turn off my alarm, so I've been getting up at 11 - 12 lately


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Bought 20$ in lotto and won 100$ the other day, that makes up for the 60 or so I spent the last couple of weeks, that means I am up 20$

This means I should gamble more I think.







I am out of (You)s now, I hope you feel better.



>This means I should gamble more I think

This is the correct conclusion.



the girl rejectd me time to arrange my suicide now



tough break, at least she didn't turn into the moon.



turn into the moon?



I remember once when I broke up with a girlfriend, she then turned Lesbian



Suicide is forbidden in Islam.



ive never had a girlfriend and she didnt break up she rejected my marriage proposal im fucking done , everyone will make fun of me now


i dont fucking care im done



Will your suicide be via a bomb laden vehicle?



i dont have acess to any explosives so no



Possibly a goon bag filled with explosives?



have you tried marrying your cousin?



Is this the sort of thing you can do an acid attack on her for?



my cousins hate me


id love to yeah but then again too messy for me



what about the shia girls?



what shia girls


>tfw depressed




>id love to

Crikey mate I was only joking. You need to humble yourself and accept the rejection like a man and move on.



What you mean like Hobbits?



this isnt any normal rejection , she led me on for abot two years , we've been talking forever, she's been basically begging me to send the marriage offer and then she just plays me like this , this is much more than just some rejection



Just because you leave it alone for a while doesn't mean everyone forgets you're a larp



im a larp?



i thought a shia girl sent you a proposal. am i wrong?



that was the one i rejected , there's no way i can go back to her i was planning on spending my life with this chick



there's no reason for anyone to larp as a paki of all places i dont think you can even proxy as this place



did she say why she rejected your proposal?



i went with my parent and everything she just came in and said i dont want to do this , i dont like you anymore , deleted me from all social media i cant even look at my parents out of shame , my brothers wont stop making fun of me im done im going to hang myself or something



That's pretty rough.


>brushing teeth

>have to sneeze

Is there anything worse?



>wake up

>Have no gf



Throw acid at her face



A devilish post



penal amputation



>getting rejected in a country where women have no rights

bloody hell mate



It's prone to flooding and full of asbestos lol



Anal Prolapse


I found a video of ShireNEET and his GF making love. Skip to about 1:06 for the whole scene or 1:21 for just the sex scene. i dont mean to offend you ShireNEET i just thought it was funny



Police showed up at our house a half hour ago to grill my younger brother about his theft of a globe from an Australian Geographic store.

After looking into the kikeladen ownership of the company I don't care so much


How do you steal a globe?

did he hide it under his shirt and walk out



That porn is longer than most movies



Is this the meth addict we told you to bash and/or evict?



Your brother is a thief, that is the problem. It doesn't matter what race or religion his victims were.



It must have been a fancy globe to warrant an interrogation by the police



t. 6 inch jewneet



peeing after a fap


File: 45d3a9ef7607114⋯.webm (7.58 MB, 640x360, 16:9, rats.webm)

time for a story



I can't help but feel there is a deeper intention to this story than mere entertainment



what are you talking about? it's just a lighthearted fable about the chinese



A good story.

Seems applicable to a situation like Zimbabwe or South Africa. When the rats moving into your house plant their own grain it is perhaps not as clearly applicable though.



yeah the story wouldn't really work if you owe the rats for providing your food, shelter, technology, medicine, education etc. etc.



No, this is another /crimebrother/. He doesn't take drugs. I'm the only law-abiding son if you ignore my criminal stench, the result of depression and not showering for days at a time


OK I'm awake now. Guts feeling rotten from all that goon. It's Saturday right?



The locals of Zimbabwe and SA are the rats though.


File: 5f40326a514eea9⋯.jpg (1.41 MB, 1920x2560, 3:4, mysterysmears.jpg)

Alright boys, if you can guess what this is that roasties have to smear on every poo lair's stall walls you get the grand prize of finding out who had to clean it all up.



The souls of aborted fetuses?



that's my semen



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All correct, but the real winner is the manager that got to leave two hours early



You are a stronger man than I



>the manager that got to leave two hours early

In my experience being slimy like a jew I can say that's definitely deliberate.



Can't be me, my penis would require many more pixels.



neet thundercock


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My DF character is an executive NEET.



Very NEETish




I farted just as I read that.




*Things that never happened


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have you been stalking me mate








why would you think that it never happened?



I made it all the way to 0:55



I think he is in disbelief that someone could be that offensive.



Good job neet


File: 8fb129e517f46b9⋯.jpg (2.9 MB, 2736x4864, 9:16, IMG_20180811_142502.jpg)

Do you guys think this will be alright to drink?



only one way to find out



You will need to decant it.



>why are there so many of you here?

>that's unbelievably offensive


File: 439d5f30c7aa8bc⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 610.94 KB, 1920x2560, 3:4, poo_in_loo.jpg)

Big poo



Well obviously the intention behind asking such a question is from a position of hatred.


File: 330f1891ea25cfe⋯.jpg (157.79 KB, 717x630, 239:210, CFL.jpg)

"Sydney, Melbourne, it was just like duplicate of Hong Kong," Mr Kim said



>asking a simple, polite question is hateful

What the fuck went wrong?




Don't you know it's wrong to ask questions?


Just imagine if some little Chinaman came up to an executive NEET and asked him why there were so many fat piggus around.



any chinamen messing with this executive will get sat on



File: 44b03e5b204d240⋯.webm (2.92 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 44b03e5b204d240627c72876d….webm)



feels bad man


What comfy activities do you have planned for this evening?




Gonna smoke me a ciggy, draw for a little bit, and go to sleep.



>moving from Hong Kong to Alice Springs

fucking idiot lmao



>may I ask precisely WHY there are so many jewish 'people' in and around the Melbourne area, when by all rights these 'people' ought to be thrown into meat processors and ground down to produce meal for the pigs who'll be sewn to one another still alive while their backs are painted according to the instructions of an artist hovering in a helicopter overhead, so that a tasteful portrait of Tahlia is visible when the field of closely-packed pigs is seen from above, providing cheesecakeneet with fap fuel as dozens of angry grieving farmers fly overhead releasing white liquid fertilizer onto the pig portrait, meeting the Guinness records criteria for largest ever cum tribute and giving cheesy the reputation boost he needs to take his new career to the next level?



hits a bit too close to home

>tfw true blue Australia is dying


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and what might cheesy's new career be?



I was thinking he might do some work for the Sudanese Department of Travel and Tourism by working as a janitor in an assisted fertility clinic and swapping out white Australian Chad semen with the cum of apex gang members. The surprised new mothers would feel the need to connect to their child's heritage and travel would boom.



This. I drank some wine from the 60's and it was fine after decanting.



how was it fancy neet



It was OK. Past it's prime, but alright. I didn't purchase it, my old man had some stashed away for some reason.



Long poo





What's a good game to get on my phone?



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I'm surprised the media still reports on actual events at all.

At this point they could get away with just making up stories as they please.

Instead of carefully wording a report like that they could just say "today Israel didn't kill any civilians because they are the good guys" and it wouldn't make any difference.


Tonight is Silent Hill and Vodka night.



Well bantered.



Dan Murphy's



i thought wine gets better with age


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It's cold and wet here. Time for video games!



They hover, don't they? They squat over the dunny, so the hand marks would be from them readjusting themselves as they get piss and shit everywhere. Not an amazing idea.


Get a PDF reader and just read books. Even the fucking phone versions of sudoku are asshole-packed with ads.



Dependent on cellaring, and only up to a point.



They die at age 30.

Just like a roasties looks




>Just like a roasties looks




Did they get the same squiggly arrow tattoo on both hands?



these images make anyone else feel extreme rage?



Might be reading into it a bit far, bud.



Left says something like stay calm, and the other one says something like be nice, I think.



We can't all be samurai.






Oh it was cursive. Two steps removed from hieroglyphics. I figured it was some sort of esoteric William Tell reference.



Stop writing slander about me you stupid cunt.



Wash your mouth out, Cheesey.



shut the fuck up



Stick on nails are fucking disgusting. They always look like they have a mountain of poo under them, and it must make wiping your botbot difficult.



The real Cheesey isn't this rude.




>how NK found me using one simple hack


>Freaked out, blocked him again, deleted my profile again, then deleted Grindr. I refused to redownload it or any dating apps for about a year after that




Yes, especially the 2nd one

Everything about it, what strikes me first is the controller, why would you want a pink one, then there are the fucking fingernails, I mean this is extreme levels of gay, then he has the weirdest fucking pillows there, then some gay tattoo

The biggest offender though is the game, Mass Effect, a fucking shit game in an even worse series and the kicker is that Mass Effect for the PS3 was only available in a trillogy boxset meaning the faggot bought 3 of the worst games ever made

And that's without getting into (((Switch)) faggery



No, it's me. But that post you quoted wasn't. I am generally pretty relaxed but there is one person who keeps posting these passive aggressive insults disguised as jokes.



What's the purpose of those pictures?



Bought some fat yaks from Mr Murphy.


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She posts here occasionally. Always photos of her legs and whatever video game she is playing.



Who is she?



tits and timestamp or gtfo




this is hilarious



Oh well, he's dead now.



I'm not sure if you're talking about me but if so you only ever appear as.a.character in my stories. You aren't ever the punchline and I make these jokes about all the nameneets. Sorry if I made you feel uncomfy tho



It was a beautiful story. I kind of hoped that he did eventually get the prize that he wanted.



getting caught was a part of his plan



Sorry, I thought you were someone else. My apologies then.



Absolute madman.


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best place to get tendies and what brand




I find it impressive that he managed to do a barrel roll in a Dash 8.


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Feeling like I am going to get sick at the moment


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About to give these a whirl



Why do not all aboriginals look like / are fucked up?



Going to add a swirl of sauce?



Might give it a twirl




*Why do all aboriginals look…



They'll come out like a pearl.



I hope I don't hurl



All curled up around the toilet?




Are you looking for frozen ones? I like the steggles ones.



40,000 years of genetic isolation from the rest of humanity?


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My name is Earl


Let's pretend this didn't happen.



Don't be such a churl



Like a little girl?



With a little curl



Is her name Mearle?



They sound good but I don't trust Coles brand. Let us know how they go.



I bake mcdonald's tendies myself.



I shall endavour to provide a fair and unbiased review.

They were only five dollarydoos, so I won't be too upset if they're disappointing.



same unna



>I bake mcdonalds tendies myself

Get Out Wagie


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crashed that plane with no survivors. he didn't fly so good




Nigga pls I haven't worked a day of my life.



Not 100% sure. I just assumed they were old photos from Hex's instagram.



Not Hex. An Adelaide girl.



You should work on your posting.



And you should work my shaft.



Then why do you bake tendies for mcdonalds



>only five dollarydoos

You must be a rich NEET not to begrudge the loss of five dollarydoos.



They don't have McDonalds in the favelas, he makes his own and pretends he's at McDonalds.



I bake tendies from mcdonald's.

As in daddybot buys them, and I bake them in the oven.



Considering some of us burn $20+ per KFC visit, this really is nothing.



I suppose that is true.



Indeed, (You) gotta bulk up somehow to earn the Nurgle 2018




You buy them from Mcdonalds uncooked?



why would you buy hot tendies before putting them in the oven


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lotta loyalty for the big M




I guess you guys don't have that in Australia but over here mcdonald's sells packaged and uncooked hamburger meat and tendies under their brand name. They're pretty good.


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oh you actually are a hue, I thought you were on a VPN Sup Gappy



I don't know who's gappy, that's not me.

I'm just a random guy with a modest folder of amputee porn.



Gappy's a h'white Hue that goes on fullderp



post the porn



No don't.


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mad man



Fuck me, he actually pulled it off.



Like I said before, impressive pulling that off in a dash 8



A guy I used to work with died during aerobatics practice a few years ago. Straight down 90o into the ground.





it's a fucking Q400, doing this is like high speed mountain drifting in a commodore after watching initial D.

I bet this guy played Ace Combat



In a weird twist of fate, we were all at a pub for a reunion and there was a breaking news thing on the tv and somebody said "that looks like so-and-so's plane". A few minutes later some other people got text messages confirming it.



Well it's by no means a stunt plane, they do have pretty good performance for a passenger plane, but for manoeuvring they are quite sluggish.





He mentioned several times "I've played videogames before I'll be right


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Well /ausneets/'s rules don't allow porn dumps and I don't like it but I don't want to get bullied by a hotpocket, so here's just a sampler.



Sausage rolls have been consumed.

They tasted nice, but were missing a certain.. je ne sais quoi.

I think they needed some pepper or something to give them a kick.

The onion was undetectable, which could be a plus or minus, depending on your point of view. I'd have preferred the occasional chunk of onion to remind me it was there.

Cooking information was accurate.



any quads in there?


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>tfw your tits are bigger than your arm nubs



that doesn't show anything



I just realized her nipples look exactly like mine, too.



I'd shit myself if I saw a fighter jet in the planes rear-view mirror.



they shot venus at him


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hopefully you don't start shooting out of Uranus


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breaking image of the pilot



lol wut



Oh NK!



Not if your suicide was going to plan..



You know what you must do



I wish KFC would sell raw chicken pieces so I could cook it decently.


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Why do some people kill themselves and others don't?



Does somebody go to her house twice a day to put her undies on and take them off? Perhaps I should rethink that disability support training…



They do half the time




not everyone can be happy


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>Hello, come in.

>Are you here to give me a good wash?



It'll be like that whale wash scene in Shark Tale


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Is this an illustration of what I think it is?



never watched it



praise Nurgle



480 pounds isn't even blue whale tier fatty, wtf



m8 the Nurgle 2018 is an equal opportunities opportunity and thanks for sharing that story boosting our female diversity.



If a female wins her prize should be a fine neet specimen to spend her days happily with



That's 218kg, and probably a 5'2 female…



Still, she wouldn't even qualify for many of those massive fatty shows



That story of the woman on the couch was nasty, but is a fine recount of what happened on the day.



nurgle loves you no matter what



You'd think sepsis would have killed her prior to them moving her.


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>all that chocolate

I don't think I can do it, even for the big prize



where are these from



but the bitch fell apart, how many patients have one of their kidneys fall out when being moved? That's an amazing feat of dedication.



an obvious shoop



That's what I mean. For that level of flesh damage, she should have died well before they got there.



the clown



I hope her body was donated to science for study.



it says mcdonalds.com.br



what country




Certainly not a western country, based on teh fucked up spelling of ovaltine.




Ovomaltine ROCKS


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who NEETparty tonight? these fat yaks are quite tasty.



>removed power button on keyboard

I see someone's had an accident more than once.



Another one for the Zoomer NEET folder. I had a small glass of port.



I am a boomer thank you very much.



I can't even remember what that key actually was, print screen I think?



why does your keyboard have a weird font



Some meme gaymer keyboard I purchased years ago.



tis a gaymer keyboard




High five bro!



Stop smoking



>tfw 18 yo boomer


I have a Corsair Vengeance K70 I've never taken out of the box.



I usually vape, waiting on a new vape thingy I purchased.




oh, my condolences



russian keyboard for leethaxing


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Oh yeah disregard me I'm gay your keyboard is nonstandard. The removed key is where power is supposed to be, but it's probably printscreen, seeing as scroll lock and pause/break are moved up to the same wrong spot.



I don't thin I've ever seen a keyboard with a power button on it, I'm pretty sure it's a standard keyboard layout despite it's gaymerness.



Did you have a sauce with them?

How many did you eat?



I've seen laptops with a power key and it's an absolutely retarded idea


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I had 6. They were packaged in 4 strips of 3, with instructions to cut up after cooking.

I had a little of the attached sauce, after I had performed a taste test of said sausage rolls.



My laptop has a power button way up in the top right.



Power key usually just triggers a suspend though, doesn't it?



I think I have some of that brand in chutney, very nice.



fuck me I had too much neet beer you're right again it's a standard windows keyboard and mine is a standard windows keyboard with the power button row addition.

sorry usually this day of the week I get drunk and watch anime until I have mild hallucinations



It's a nice sauce. Not too hot, just an extra bit of kick when you need it.


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Why have you not unboxed it?



It's no big deal m80


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I have learnt that she has been talking to a coworker and that they went to school together.

He has been sort of telling her to keep the baby and has on numerous occasions said that he really wants a kid.

I hope he doesn't do anything too impulsive, he is only 19 and I get his heart is in a sort of good place but that's fucking retarded.

On another note I finished the mental health first aid and this was played there, I let out a loud laugh while watching it because I thought of you NEETs.

It's worth a watch.



I was going to tidy up my room and make things nice first. Never got around to it.

I'm old enough to remember mechanical keyboards, which is why I bought it.





I will not buy that brand of products because of the childish hipster pap labels. I just cannot abide to see them.



Is he literally offering to raise some nigger's kid?



My laptop has a power button but it is above the keyboard and a completely different shape from the keys themselves. The one I saw just looked like a regular key


I actually have no idea, I don't think I've used a power button in years



Beerenberg has been around before that hipster shit started.



Yeah the labels are quite hipsterish, still a nice product though.



You need to ask this upstart to step outside.



Are you manually typing in post numbers to reply to them?



Welcome home.



Yes and I was distressed to see what they had done.



Thank you.



It's not my place to say anything but he really wants a family and works like 6 days a week.

I don't think he is that silly.

I hope you DanNEETs are watching that video.


File: 377e1b373a3e254⋯.jpg (7.5 KB, 229x220, 229:220, 1533972309195.jpg)

Why did he do it?



Are you feeling a bit jealous that she has someone else to confide in now?



why not do it?



No, just had to refresh because was stuck on still posting after my last post, guess it put an extra > in


Someone was robbed of a (you).



>I don't think he is that silly.

You almost need to fuck her and let him know somehow, to put him off her and this ridiculous idea.



I am not sure that is good advice.



He'll sacrifice a nog girlfriend in the process. The other young buck stands to lose more if he raises somebody else's kid.






Here you go. Now get out.



Bad advice is the best advice, because it's honest.



You should stick your dick in a vacuum cleaner



narky neet is back



I was merely trying to disprove his theory



I would have sucked the last nugget up



nothing to lose


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>I hope you DanNEETs are watching that video.

Played it in reverse and could you really see how his depression improved.



Greeks are rats..?



nevermind. i am a dumb dumb.



I'd expect it to taste like vinegar and cordial.




Stop sniffing my jocks.


Would fuck the girl in the "do I look like I have time for a headache?" Panadol Rapid advert.



asian boongs



Aldi, they're cheap.



She wouldn't look twice at me:(



yum, look good



Rape her



t. Astra driver



She'll only need regular panadol after a session with me



Work wouldn't let me salary sacrifice a 2000 Astra :-(



Adelaide doesn't partake in your eastern state shenanigans.


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The "..oh!" at :13 sounds well practiced



Very plastic.



Yeah, well the penis wants what the penis wants. I also suspect it has been dubbed and shown in half a dozen countries, so who knows what she is.



She is very definitely a she.



panadol is australia only



A little bit, I have realised it was the after hours phone all along.




That's because she's from a heaps good state.


>tfw no recent update from LifeLine NEET


Put a lotto entry in for tonight. It's only 4 mill.



I think he's contemplating raising some other cunts kid, I doubt he'd mind if I gave her a go.



I value this honest answer.


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It's own website says it's sold in 85 countries…



If he had bigger nuggets he would've been fine.



well it has to be australian made




Worked at JB HiFi Elizabeth, before moving to JB HiFi Munno Para. Went to St Thomas Moore high school. Parent(s) live at Elizabeth Vale.



They smell like kettle chips.



Do they only get hired because they have tattoos?



Do they have that tang like salt and vinegar chips?



Sounds hot



Nah, surprisingly most of them have a decent personality. Mummybot actually liked the place because the "funny looking kids" would actually look up CDs and DVDs for her without being cunts.



Balsamic vinegar and Himalayan salt.



why do you know so much about her, haha


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You have a refined palate



Without sounding like a psycho, I thought she was pretty, and am reasonably adept at finding people online without anything much to go on.


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>tfw he never finds me



>Without sounding like a psycho

Too late mate.



She called me a couple times on my work phone.

When I told her that it was my work phone she sounded a little upset like she thought it was my personal one.

That was when she stopped calling as much.




You blew it.

The wrong it.



Did you tell her you have a missus?



I do it to everybody pretty much.



>St Thomas Moore high school

All the people that went there are sluts or druggies.

When anonIB was still up and the fappening happened there were a fair few sluts from there on there.



sup neet



Send her a picture of your cock



All your pictures kept taking me to chans..



It's (Me) unfortunately.



Real record stores know the music.

I went in there looking for slowhand by Clapton nd some guy said he'd never heard of him.

I never went back.



She's in her wall-hitting year. She'll settle for a fat beta in a year or two. I just need to arrange an "interaction"…



Why would I be the one blowing it?


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Our relationship is like the distance between us.




I'll send her a sample to let her know I am really keen.



Have you told other people at work?



I don't know. The couple of times I've been there with her, I've helped look on the shelves, and then one of the girls goes and searches on their catalogue thingo and says "it'll be released on such and such a date" or whatever. And she's all like "Thank you, love" and then says to me "what a nice girl. why don't you find a girl like that?"



Put it in a specimen jar to keep it fresh.



>wall-hitting year

I don't understand.

Good luck with the interaction though./



They like it when you breathe of they pussay.



Did you just presume that was me?

Who's the bad NEETlore NEET now?



She's 24/25. It's all down hill from here.



I was just gonna say. He's done fucked up.



Are there even any 'record' stores left in Aus? I remember when an employee of JB told me how I "didn't know what I was missing out on" when he asked if I played Guitar Hero to which I smugly said no.




>Who's the bad NEETlore NEET now?

Still you. That wasn't my post.



I'd be too ashamed to tell anyone I had a negro gf too.



Yeah, I haven't called her my nigger missus though. I don't know if they will get how I talk and think. When I was volunteering t that place I called her that and the guy there just laughed nd then started up about how unna are an evolutionary dead end.


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They pop up from time to time. Disappear pretty quickly generally, as the owners have no business sense, or the normies are too scared to enter.



A girl who can read a computer screen is definitely a keeper.



What's his handle here?



No misdirecting. I own up to any mistakes I actually make (very few).



He did and now he's trying to backtrack.



I know what you're saying, but there are plenty of places with utterly fucking useless staff who can't even be bothered pretending they care to be there.



Like most of you, a circular love handle./



Sorry, that was a bit narky. I do like that they treat your mum with respect.



There used to be on in a tourist town near me but it's closed down now. I'd assume you can find them in the big normie cities still, but they're definitely not a booming business



Better than having no gf.



You're boiling the whole pot just to cook one crab



This sounds intelligent but I don't know what it means.



False accusations. Slander and lies. My heart is breaking.


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NEET detective could you please track down this gentlemen for me. He's a regular poster on here.


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There used to be one on the parade in norwood, I think it was called big star. The guys in there could recommend a good album.

Also one called market bazaar (I think) that used to be in the city behind where the city target is. I think they are still in town but at a different location.

They know their shit too and have a large vinyl collection.

I got Country Joe McDonald - Paradise With an Oceanview from there for $15 as well as a whole bunch of others.

That record is rare as fuck and pretty good.



I've told my coworkers just not her.



NEET King, AKA Nipples the Clown, AKA RapeNEET. Joondalup WA.



Someone else might have told her.



He probably did.



Would you cheat on your current gf though?



I am sorry.



Nah, I don't think so.


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You will be.



Good lad.



good lad



good lad.

Post the video if you do though.



Please, it was a mistake and I am a good lad.



I would.



good man



It sounds like you jumped into office personal entanglements pretty quick. You can still come out unscathed so long as you don't stick your dick in anybody there.



good man.



Onya. Cheating doesn't sit well with me. Make a clean break if you have to.


Oh duck me. Stephanie Bendixsen on 9News in some E-Sports coverage.



I can't stay mad at you.



I don't think I would.

I don't really know myself though.



You don't even know for sure who you're talking to now.



>e-sports on national news




>I don't really know myself though

This sounds like a cop-out designed to avoid responsibility for your own behaviour and choices mate. Be careful of that.


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>tfw taking the gf out for a comfy drive down the coast tomorrow


I think NEET detective should be nicknamed NEETective or any other stylization of the word.



Sounds nice mate.



I've been cheated on and he relationship I was in wasn't as full on as this one.

I couldn't handle hurting someone like that.



I am a good man and you treat me as such.



I thought we already had a sherlockneet



They said some shit about e-sports heading to Melbourne for some world championships or some shit, then cut to a dingy arcade with ol' fingered-in-a-nightclub for some Daytona and hair-flicking.


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After all, I didn't make myself.



We do.

He stalks NEET posts here.

I stalk/research real life humans I encounter.








I value you very much. I never expect you to be perfect though.



Are you dating Weber's Mummybot?



I don't think so.



Looks nothing like him


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It was a joke that some NEETs couldn't see.


Made burgers for dinner. Only I forgot to buy wide rolls, and got normal bread rolls, so they kept falling over. Bit too greasy because I did them in the skillet instead of firing up the barbie. Ended up being rissoles and salad with chunks of wet bread instead of something I could get my hands around. And now I have 3/4 a tin of beetroot in the fridge which I'll probably forget about.



wew NK



This is a pretty standard hamburger lyfe in .au unless you plan ahead.



Noongar Kommisar



Surprised you didn't use




He even mentioned the barbie.

Get your NEETlore in check.


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>he never pays me this much attention


Anyone try that gunslinger game that's currently free-to-play on Steam? It looked very good but there's no way my laptop could handle it.


neetlore is not the simple game it used to be



make a pumpkin and beetroot cous cous salad with the beets



You fucking looking at me?

You wanna go?

You got a problem with your eye, m8?

You havin' a laugh mate?


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an then people get upset at you when you get it wrong.



It's how I imagine him to be in my heart



it is going to destroy lives



My NEETlore is pretty bad tbh, I recognize some posts but get the confused quite often.



Yum, that sounds good.



Me too weber.



are you going to make a video of it?



This is true. I need to get me one of those burger patty 'presses'.







yeah I posted about it, I got killed in the first minute or so, so i gave up



That's not me, I mean him, you dumb dumb.



The Foreman grill?



Just use your forehead.



Probably not.


should i be happy i dont have any NEET id or sad.



That NEET who posted the dick heater video could use his NEET stick, it got be a bit hot and bothered.



The executive grill.



You need to beat your meat to get the juices flowing.



I went to school with somebody called Kingsley Foreman who got really upset when we called him Kingdick Foreskin.



You should be sad, but hopeful it can happen for you in the future.



>the dick heater video

When was this?



He couldn't handle the banter.



I do have an air fryer. I can use it to cook pies, but it's only 5 mins faster than doing them in the oven. Only thing it's exceptional for is chips or roasting veggies. I do spring rolls in it occasionally. Tried breaded meat in it a couple of times, like chicken wings and battered fish, and it's okay if I'm cooking for myself. You need to do small batches though or it wont cook properly. Also a pain in the arse to clean.



You get a permanent seat in the council but you also get the responsibility to reply when beckoned and an expectation to recite our day to day going on's.



Do some of you cunts even read these threads or just look a the pictures?



Kek, I couldn't imagine why



The guy married to foxy nigger bitch said he just wipes his out with paper towel. They loves their breaded meats (and watermelons).



They musn't've even looked at the pictures

Then they have the audacity to ask to become namedNEETs.



Most of the named NEETs have been here since the /aus/ gens, don't worry about it.



mum knew a wayne kerr



I print the threads using one of those old printers that has the paper with the holes on either side



I miss a lot of posts, especially in recent times



i dont like responsibility so i shrink back under the veil of anonymity



You mean a tractor-feed dot-matrix? Yeah, I lived it, kid.



Weakness. You will never know the joy of comfy catch-up.




Catch up is a duty.

I take great pride in saying I have honestly read every post ever posted here.




>cous cous

Nah, I don't know where it's been. I might go to the shops tomorrow and pick up some anchovies. Make some beef lindstrom with the leftover mince instead of using it for pasta.



Not me! The other NEET.




If I was the kind of person to sit down and read five full threads in a row I wouldn't be the type of person to post here



They were leaving my primary school in the early years before I could use one.



One and the same. Give him hell.



They were awesome



We are.

I've done catch up for three gens in a row.



My mistake



thank you for your kind work, neet



kek. I'm pretty sure blending some pasta would work too










You have to clean the cage too, or it just bakes on and turns into carbon. Your friend doesn't sound very clean.



My friend? Our friend! He posts here.



Does he wash beforehand?



You weak cunt. What's your PC specs?


Nah it's just a round heavy piece of metal with a handle to 'press' the mince into a uniform shape.



I missed this vile post.



Fucking hell, ok.

I've only used it like 5 times.

I'm giving it a wash now.



That's a good idea. But I think I'll use the salad while it's fresh and research some simple pasta dishes for next week. Has anyone here tried making their own? How did it go?



>'press' the mince into a uniform shape

They should sell ones that leave a Pepe face imprinted in your burger.



>giving it a wash now

Just now? Jesus.



It was more complimentary than it could have been..



If it is a cheapo appliance I just never clean them and use them until they become so filthy they are unusable and then throw it out and get a new one. It is honestly easier than cleaning them. This is the disposable world we live in.


Aboriginal gang rape



Your father?



You need to sweeten your output considerably. Cut the nastiness out of your interactions entirely.



aboriginal gang life



Wayne senior.


i just ate a lot of food for me and now i feel tired. anyway what was/is for dinner NEETs?



Aboriginal goon life



Their own pasta? No, but I really want to.


Vibrant aboriginal community.



Nothing beats your basic dried pasta. Fresh pasta may be more rich with eggs, but it doesn't make it taste better.



Wine. The only solids I've had today are a few mouth-fulls of yoghurt and sesame snaps.



Just a swig of soy sauce for dinner for me.



I had an orange



I've been wiping it each use.

Make me feel insecure, your standards are too high for a NEET.


Destroyed aboriginal alcoholic



The only way of life for an abbo



Your arse?



kfc zinger box



>Make me feel insecure

He didn't make you feel insecure, he just noticed you already were and exploited it.





you NEETs dont want to eat too much. you might get sick.



Are you the NEET who asked the KFC girl out on a date and got horribly rejected?




Please don't exploit it.



PC is nothing special, a Ryzen 5 1600x overclocked to 3.9GHz, 16 GB ram, and a GTX1060 3Gb graphics card, a corsair h100i v2 cooler, Samsung evo m.2 250GB ssd, with 3 Western digital Black 1 Tb drives and 2 BD drives



You don't sound like you mean it.


Employed aboriginal alcoholic



I break the mold.


Racist unemployed white man




His ass has untapped potential.



What a fuckin' champ ayy


Are you drinking that last Wild Turkey tonight?


Model aboriginal employee


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I wonder if that NEET will ever return to his local kfc again.



Already did.

It was sort of shit, not enough to do anything.



He said he would. I do not understand how he could.


What does NK smell like?



Perhaps he will ask her again, persistence is key.



You don't want to become dependant on it as a way to de-stress.



Onions and mould.



Goon, semen and vape juice.



Chloroform, well that's all I smelt.



>nothing special

It's a touch better than my AMD 1Ghz shit-top with Radeon 'HD Graphics'. It could play Batman Arkham Asylum though on the lowest settings.





Delicate and refined smells



We'll make her change her mind. We'll organise a neetstrike for that KFC store - without their executive patrons they'll be bankrupt within a week. That girl will be giving blowies behind the deep fryer to neetdick or she'll be losing her job.



Finally some action on this issue.



Weber seems to be a pretty intelligent being. Just let down by his (lack of) height. One of the few people here I'd willingly meet irl.



How tall is weber again?



I don't think that was weber, I have a feeling it was the hypochondriacNEET.



She won't need to buy any food for the week given her daily cum intake



I heard 7ft



Only 3/4 of the man you expected?



I've done it before, kneeding can be a bitch



what about me



It was Weber.



Are you Weber?



I might be.



Have you been back to the KFC since the incident?




I haven't tried even stuff like gnocchi or ravioli since high school. I'll have to try it out next week some time. Probably gnocchi (spelling?) as I have spuds in the garden I'm ignoring because I'm kind of sick of them.


If I apologize, will you pretend I meant it. Just bantz mate. I'm sure you're clean for a nigger.



wow rude



No. Not that I'm supposed to be eating that junk anyway.



How is the diet going? Have you been going to the gym?







really feel like cooking some mussles likely in a tomato derived sauce with some pasta



Throw in a lot of fresh parsley.


I would meet all you fine gentlemen.



Just don't abuse my trust to steal my playstation like some other neet said he would years ago






It has been pretty consistent actually, and I have been going to the gym.



I'm not interested in playstations tbh.






the normie shitstorm and outrage from that was truly glorious



Are you experiencing much soreness after workouts?


be prepared



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I've never made - or even tried - gnocchi before either. Anxiety/depression deters me from trying new things.



Next day makes walking fun, but nothing exceptional.



I would not want to meet one of the nasty NEETs.



Stick at it mate. Keep us updated on your progress.



Even if I'm gassy?


tfw 5'10/177cm


I would too gentlemanNEET



I would, perhaps I could take away their nastiness.



Did you have another one of your coach Molinaro dreams?



This is what abused women think they can do with their shitbag boyfriends.



It's probably the same as the old conservation of energy rule. It is neither created or destroyed, just transferred.



Yes, I don't judge.



thanks, I feel like I'm a social wreck but if I ever see any of you guys I'd offer you a trip to dans and we can all hang out



What a kind hearted NEET


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By sharing your negress?



You say that but perhaps his methods are uncouth


Bum rash

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