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File: 2ccf1f5e7c7a73a⋯.png (283.28 KB, 1816x2446, 908:1223, 1533172582959.png)

 No.123238

Who here has experience with tabletop games, TCGs, Dungeons and Dragons and stuff like that?

I played dungeons and Dragons one time. It was okay. I felt a bit embarrassed though.

Old Thread: >>122490

 No.123244

>>123238

Never played any games like that.


 No.123245

>>123238

I play Warhammer, I like Orkz


 No.123246

>>123238

What class did you play as?


 No.123247

My cold is getting worse, time for another cuppa.


 No.123248

>>123246

I don't remember everything, but I remember I played a shapeshifter. Some sort of Rogue?

I am going to bed now I can't keep my eyes open.


 No.123249

>>123238

Sure. 'Saved money' doing that. Stay in or go out and get shitfaced chasing happy hours around town. D&D, Shadowrun, White Wolf/Storyteller games, WEG Star Wars and a few others. Older stuff mainly. The current year D&D shit is unrecognizable to me. Never got into miniature games or card games, but I knew a few people that did.


 No.123250

File: 5d393e8b33bbf6a⋯.jpg (944.37 KB, 1573x974, 1573:974, 10818blossom.jpg)

>tfw depressed


 No.123251

>>123238

I used to play tablestop rpgs for years, and board games every other weekend, mainly with the same nerdy people. Not sure if it was better than being at home using the computer all day tbqh, but at the time it felt like I was being social.


 No.123252

>tfw undressed


 No.123253

Why was there a japanese qt decked out in nazi clothes at the end of the last thread? Are you guys secretly neo-nazis?


 No.123254

>>123253

I prefer the term national socialist


 No.123255

>>123253

What's a neo nazi?


 No.123256

>>123253

Not at all.


 No.123257

All Praise Jizzlad


 No.123258

File: ae9b98ca052e068⋯.jpg (26 KB, 500x336, 125:84, shinto.jpg)

File: 59ad56397bf05f0⋯.gif (1.96 MB, 350x197, 350:197, time_machine.gif)

>>123253

The swastika is an ancient symbol present in Asian and European cultures. What's the issue with a Japanese woman wearing it?


 No.123259

neet gang


 No.123260

File: 383e83f325c941a⋯.jpg (153.85 KB, 967x726, 967:726, P2Y4i5J.jpg)

>>123258

i don't think there is


 No.123261

>>123259

neet life


 No.123262

File: 5e6b37ddac856b6⋯.jpg (768.23 KB, 1403x1920, 1403:1920, 1423285623856-1.jpg)

>>123253

In Japan it's called a manju or something and it has some kind of religious significance.

That said, just wait for the flood of "Japan are the Nazis" articles from buzzfeed as the olympics draw closer.


 No.123263

>>123261

pepe on my wrist


 No.123264

>>123261

neet gang


 No.123265


 No.123266

>>123265

neet gape


 No.123267

File: 0de7ff0f16e6d0c⋯.jpg (391.44 KB, 2000x1328, 125:83, 0de7ff0f16e6d0cd3798eee35d….jpg)

>>123259

>>123261

>>123263

I have been here since the beginning and still have no idea what this is a reference to.


 No.123268

neetgang

REEEEE

tfw you know that the neetlife cant last 3ever


 No.123269

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>123260

There you have it. Japan has no association to the Nazis at all.


 No.123270

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.123271

File: 66bcc2951f18233⋯.jpg (119.63 KB, 1456x1941, 1456:1941, u7CGBZDr.jpg)

Kinda tumesced


 No.123272

>>123271

the ol asmol


 No.123273

File: 42a429c9b72c0fc⋯.jpg (13.42 KB, 250x250, 1:1, 11375185_1m.jpg)

>>123269

none at all fren i hate how catchy that song is


 No.123274

>>123238

I played a couple of TCGs. Pathfinder is the most common, but it's also insufferable and boring. The best was this drunken post-apoc game where the dungeon master ordered turns depending on who said them the fastest and hypest.

I wouldn't do it again unless it was with friends or liquor, though, because flakes in TCGs are fucking horrendous and omnipresent.


 No.123275

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>123273

Nice shoop. I bet you'll be saying untrue things about the Finn's next.


 No.123276

>>123273

An obvious fabrication.

Everyone know the nazis wanted to gas everyone who didn't have blond hair and white skin.


 No.123277

File: e98a91b0583549a⋯.jpg (52.69 KB, 480x480, 1:1, ATFTIIT_large.jpg)

>>123275

I never mentioned the Finns


 No.123278

File: 48d3adb311d0993⋯.jpg (53.4 KB, 640x904, 80:113, kiira_korpi.jpg)

>>123277

>Fingols

not even white tbqh


 No.123279

>>123278

shes whiter than me


 No.123280

File: 0a45b1354fb785e⋯.jpg (231.56 KB, 500x667, 500:667, Tursaansydän.jpg)

>>123277

Leave Italy alone. They have nothing to do with this.


 No.123281

File: ac0423652f78d05⋯.jpg (82.17 KB, 1000x562, 500:281, UncleSleepy.jpg)

>>123278

I think she passes the bunnings colour chart test, I'd waifu the shit out of her

>>123280

Its ok fren I'm to sleepy to bully you spaghetti nigger's

Goodnight Neets


 No.123282

>>123281

Why is hitler dating that 3/10 roasite who looks suspiciously like a jewess?


 No.123283

>>123282

It's a vampire that sneaked up on an unsuspecting man. Fortunately his foreskin warded her off.


 No.123284

ng


 No.123285

nk ng


 No.123286

File: d371050518b51a0⋯.jpg (368.7 KB, 4096x2540, 1024:635, maxresdefault.jpg)

why catalogue no update


 No.123287

I fucked up


 No.123288


 No.123289

File: 8fc3577942f6666⋯.jpg (53.33 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>123288

I can't believe you've done this


 No.123290

Anyone itt


 No.123291


 No.123292

File: 0390b0e3c410475⋯.png (1.73 MB, 1366x768, 683:384, austria.png)

Welcome to Vienna, Austria. Yep. Nice place, too cold.

Last major city was Prague. Less snow there. I don't like snow. Arson can only be a good thing if snow is around.

This is the crew. They're alright, not much going on here. The chick might look like a stuck-up goth bitch but it's just the face, she's pretty nice. Crazy-looking dude is fucking crazy though.

We crusade through a daytime dungeon, give a vampire queen a DIY triple heart bypass, and get VAMPED in a cutscene. Christof isn't too happy about being a vampire, but isn't a bitch about it.

Playing this after Bloodlines is a treat, where the Brujah are a bunch of whinging deadbeats and the Tremere are secretive, but graceful. Here, the Brujah are warlords and philosophers who get shit done, and the Tremere are whiney schemers. I do like that we have to ask for permission from the local Prince to genocide their ass.

He's like "yeah go for it mate no worries". Was more upset that we're French. I don't blame him.

So the undead heart of the story, since Christof doesn't care about politics and just drew a dick on the ballot, is that him and a nun (Anezka, it'll come up again) want to bone. Anezka bumblefucked her way into a vampire clan's hands looking for some chicken soup for the soul.

Don't see this ending well for the two of them.

Also I don't really buy them madly falling in love immediately after Christof gets his pajamas on, either, a pre-game montage would've sold it.

So after some fucking about, having a faf-about as it were, we're in the snow. Fuck snow. Hasn't timeskipped yet.


 No.123293

File: 19c593eddc5afb6⋯.jpg (2.72 MB, 4160x2368, 65:37, IMAG1344.jpg)

Went out and did some urbex tonight lads, had a few ciders and cones and enjoyed my night but I had to take a bus replacement to get home but I'm safe and snug in bed. Sleep well anons

>>122715

Bumble actually makes the girls have to message first


 No.123294

>>123293

Good work and good night, lad.


 No.123295

>>123293

It's an abandoned ABC studio where they did filming for ABC3 and some radio down in Ripponlea (Melb)


 No.123296

Real NEET hours.


 No.123297

NK I hope you didn't lose that job and I am worried that you're getting paid with a check Does Dan accept cheques?


 No.123298

>tfw depressed


 No.123299

>tfw impressed


 No.123300

>tfw compressed


 No.123301

File: bf3b26252ee0fd8⋯.jpg (28.62 KB, 650x488, 325:244, george.jpg)

Good morning friends.


 No.123302

>>123301

Morning.


 No.123303

>>123297

Whoever it was never answered the question as to their guilt. If they really didn't do it, they should be lawyering up immediately.


 No.123304

>>123295

It's good how the ABC can just abandon a studio paid for by taxpayers.


 No.123305

File: 5ca37ba3e17f945⋯.jpg (9.87 KB, 335x357, 335:357, Victa_Lawn_Mowers.jpg)

3 more minutes baby girl, we'll let NEETo sleep in til 7.


 No.123306

>>123305

*rip*

*rip*

*rip*

START YA BASTARD!

*rip*

*rip*

VROOOOOOOOM


 No.123307

File: 22181c3779fa4ee⋯.jpg (339.87 KB, 666x500, 333:250, victa_lawn_mower_4_stroke_….jpg)

File: be2294aca4c97e2⋯.png (90.31 KB, 403x347, 403:347, ca472c2b4a50d96b46fd0aa605….png)

It's on!!

You should've been up anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tcXblWojdM


 No.123308

File: 50942cc9963bae2⋯.jpg (34.25 KB, 334x334, 1:1, 1531357936041.jpg)

>>123307

>>123305

Fine looking machines ya got there.


 No.123309

File: ba0bedc642e288b⋯.png (483.98 KB, 716x537, 4:3, ba0bedc642e288bca338cd6d0f….png)

File: 5b9980908cc97cb⋯.jpg (183.07 KB, 371x500, 371:500, lawn_mower_4stroke_victa_p….jpg)


 No.123310

File: 745994031d74312⋯.png (1.67 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out090455.png)

>>123250

>>123305

Good morning freeter and NEET.


 No.123311

File: fa95399271d4ef8⋯.jpg (1.74 MB, 1343x1159, 1343:1159, 1533305706752.jpg)

Yep, good day for mowing lawns.


 No.123312

>>123310

Big stingy there. There's at least 3 distinct people here.


 No.123313

Good Morning NEETs

>>123260

Thanks for the picture NEET.


 No.123314

Morning neets. Today we try and get the old neetdiet back on track and avoid becoming a bigboi meme


 No.123315

>tfw Karen didn't wish you a good morning.


 No.123316

File: 110ca6940bfb5c3⋯.jpg (112.64 KB, 1243x859, 1243:859, kennyjet.jpg)


 No.123317

>>123316

i hope succeeds. i hate traffic.


 No.123318

>>123317

i hope he succeeds*


 No.123319

>>123316

God bless him.


 No.123320

No Cunty For Old Blokes


 No.123321

>>123310

1/2 again

Karen puts out for me everyday.


 No.123322

>>123313

Morning


 No.123323

>>123314

Morning


 No.123324

>>123316

>build jet

>drives on the sea


 No.123325

>>123311

Not really, it's wet.


 No.123326


 No.123327

File: a382f6bb702bfdf⋯.png (1.12 MB, 1200x1200, 1:1, a382f6bb702bfdfcdc54db44f3….png)


 No.123328

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Off to finish this training.

Please be kind to one another while I am away.


 No.123329


 No.123330

File: 1c8eef21c4d7d90⋯.png (55.08 KB, 324x225, 36:25, lizzy.png)

you guys are so sweet. this is being done just so you can burn it isn't it?


 No.123331

>>123330

The Republican movement isn't as strong as the media would have you believe.

Also how often does the government give us free shit?


 No.123332

>>123331

I wonder if they actually will give out any pictures.


 No.123333

>>123301

>>123302

>>123310

>>123313

>>123314

Morning fellow nazis.

>>123328

I will try to be kind.

>>123332

No, we will just see how quick laws can actually get changed.


 No.123334

>>123332

Well if you believe anything from the ABC it states in the article "not legally obligated to provide the material" Also remember the headlines for this story states "MPs' offices inundated with requests" yeah well I counted up the number of requests talked about in the story and the total came to 72 requests, not exactly inundated, ABC news is complete crap these days http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-08-10/mps-inundated-with-requests-for-portrait-of-queen-elizabeth-ii/10103412


 No.123335

>>123327

underrated post


 No.123336

big stinky tumesced


 No.123337

kinda spongduresced


 No.123338

Real NEET hours


 No.123339

SPACE JAM NIGGER!1!


 No.123340

gayniggers from outer space


 No.123341


 No.123342

>>123330

Electors in the seat of Whitlam are invited to collect a portrait of Queen Elizabeth from our office at Shop 244 Stockland Shellharbour. We are open from 9am-5pm Monday to Friday. We look forward to seeing you!

Leighanne Hunt

Executive Assistant

Office of Stephen Jones MP

Member for Whitlam

Fuck that


 No.123343


 No.123344

>>123343

Thought this was real for a minute. Shouldn't put click hole at the bottom of the page


 No.123345

windy day today


 No.123346

anime


 No.123347

>>123328

Have a nice day my friend. See you when you get back.


 No.123348

>>123347

He's going to cheat on you one day soon with that girl in the office.


 No.123349

>>123348

So long as he doesn't cheat on me with another NEET.


 No.123350

>>123349

He might take her fishing.


 No.123351

>>123350

She might take his fist in


 No.123352

>>123351

i was thinking this too , but i thought it would be impolite to post


 No.123353

>>123350

I admit that would be a bit upsetting.


 No.123354

>>123353

Tonight on 20/20: Did a fishing trip drive this NEET to murder?


 No.123355

>>123330

A free frame is a free frame


 No.123356

>>123355

Have they confirmed it's framed? Or just a rolled up poster?


 No.123357

>>123356

I think some MP's give you them framed and some are just rolled up canvas-type posters. If your MP is a jew, then go in assuming there is no frame


 No.123358

>>123311

I wish my yard was big enough to warrant a ride on mower


 No.123359

>>123358

The cops around here don't do anything about the fuckwits on gopher carts using the road, so I don't see why you can't just drive around on a lawnmower. The John Deer ones have a matching trailer so you could visit Dan's.


 No.123360

>>123359

>fuckwits on gopher carts

That is not a very charitable attitude to have towards the elderly.


 No.123361


 No.123362

File: d747482c01b1b1b⋯.mp4 (4.81 MB, 1024x1280, 4:5, 36245598_2137346256510702_….mp4)


 No.123363

>>123360

and the large


 No.123364

>>123360

In the poor suburbs they're almost a status item for the unemployed.


 No.123365

>>123364

I would rather a pushbike.


 No.123366

angel of the morning was playing at IGA yesterday :(


 No.123367

is baki worth wtching


 No.123368

>>123366

Of what significance is that?


 No.123369

>>123366

that venga bus song was playing at coles this morning


 No.123370

is venga bus athiest?


 No.123371

>>123297

I still have that job, its boring as fuck thou


 No.123372

>>123371

it will be the making of you, boy


 No.123373

>>123369

I love that song


 No.123374

>>123373

Coles radio has the best music


 No.123375

>>123371

Stick at it NK. But you also need to be looking for a way to get more out of life. Are you trying for gf2018?


 No.123376

I asked a chinaman on Elizabeth street why there were so many chinese there and he just stared at me with his mouth open and his eyes bugging out


 No.123377

>>123375

Hard to keep the rape racket going when you have a gf


 No.123378

>>123376

cause that lacist


 No.123379

>>123377

Maybe it is time to retire from the rapings.


 No.123380

>>123377

get her a strap on and make her your business partner


 No.123381

Now my sleep schedule is ruined and my back is in pain. I need something good to happen goddammit.


 No.123382

>>123381

i will give you a (You) thats something good right.


 No.123383

>>123382

yes it is


 No.123384

>>123381

Why did you ruined you sleep NEET


 No.123385

>>123382

where's my you's


 No.123386

>>123385

Have your arranged your marriage yet?


 No.123387

>>123384

For a while I was getting up at about 8AM, but I can't even remember waking up to turn off my alarm, so I've been getting up at 11 - 12 lately


 No.123388

File: b63f47b49b10c41⋯.jpg (6.04 KB, 250x200, 5:4, 1527570899010.jpg)

Bought 20$ in lotto and won 100$ the other day, that makes up for the 60 or so I spent the last couple of weeks, that means I am up 20$

This means I should gamble more I think.

>>123383

>>123383

>>123383

>>123383

>>123383

>>123383

I am out of (You)s now, I hope you feel better.


 No.123389

>>123388

>This means I should gamble more I think

This is the correct conclusion.


 No.123390

>>123386

the girl rejectd me time to arrange my suicide now


 No.123391

>>123390

tough break, at least she didn't turn into the moon.


 No.123392

>>123391

turn into the moon?


 No.123393

>>123390

I remember once when I broke up with a girlfriend, she then turned Lesbian


 No.123394

>>123390

Suicide is forbidden in Islam.


 No.123395

>>123393

ive never had a girlfriend and she didnt break up she rejected my marriage proposal im fucking done , everyone will make fun of me now

>>123394

i dont fucking care im done


 No.123396

>>123390

Will your suicide be via a bomb laden vehicle?


 No.123397

>>123396

i dont have acess to any explosives so no


 No.123398

>>123396

Possibly a goon bag filled with explosives?


 No.123399

>>123395

have you tried marrying your cousin?


 No.123400

>>123395

Is this the sort of thing you can do an acid attack on her for?


 No.123401

>>123399

my cousins hate me

>>123400

id love to yeah but then again too messy for me


 No.123402

>>123401

what about the shia girls?


 No.123403

>>123402

what shia girls


 No.123404

>tfw depressed


 No.123405


 No.123406

>>123401

>id love to

Crikey mate I was only joking. You need to humble yourself and accept the rejection like a man and move on.


 No.123407

>>123402

What you mean like Hobbits?


 No.123408

>>123406

this isnt any normal rejection , she led me on for abot two years , we've been talking forever, she's been basically begging me to send the marriage offer and then she just plays me like this , this is much more than just some rejection


 No.123409

>>123405

Just because you leave it alone for a while doesn't mean everyone forgets you're a larp


 No.123410

>>123409

im a larp?


 No.123411

>>123403

i thought a shia girl sent you a proposal. am i wrong?


 No.123412

>>123411

that was the one i rejected , there's no way i can go back to her i was planning on spending my life with this chick


 No.123413

>>123409

there's no reason for anyone to larp as a paki of all places i dont think you can even proxy as this place


 No.123414

>>123412

did she say why she rejected your proposal?


 No.123415

>>123414

i went with my parent and everything she just came in and said i dont want to do this , i dont like you anymore , deleted me from all social media i cant even look at my parents out of shame , my brothers wont stop making fun of me im done im going to hang myself or something


 No.123416

>>123415

That's pretty rough.


 No.123417

>brushing teeth

>have to sneeze

Is there anything worse?


 No.123418

>>123417

>wake up

>Have no gf


 No.123419

>>123412

Throw acid at her face


 No.123420

>>123419

A devilish post


 No.123421

>>123417

penal amputation


 No.123422

>>123390

>getting rejected in a country where women have no rights

bloody hell mate


 No.123423

>>123304

It's prone to flooding and full of asbestos lol


 No.123424

>>123417

Anal Prolapse


 No.123425

I found a video of ShireNEET and his GF making love. Skip to about 1:06 for the whole scene or 1:21 for just the sex scene. i dont mean to offend you ShireNEET i just thought it was funny

https://www5.javmost.com/TEM-069/


 No.123426

Police showed up at our house a half hour ago to grill my younger brother about his theft of a globe from an Australian Geographic store.

After looking into the kikeladen ownership of the company I don't care so much


 No.123427

How do you steal a globe?

did he hide it under his shirt and walk out


 No.123428

>>123425

That porn is longer than most movies


 No.123429

>>123426

Is this the meth addict we told you to bash and/or evict?


 No.123430

>>123426

Your brother is a thief, that is the problem. It doesn't matter what race or religion his victims were.


 No.123431

>>123426

It must have been a fancy globe to warrant an interrogation by the police


 No.123432

>>123430

t. 6 inch jewneet


 No.123433

>>123417

peeing after a fap


 No.123434

File: 45d3a9ef7607114⋯.webm (7.58 MB, 640x360, 16:9, rats.webm)

time for a story


 No.123435

>>123434

I can't help but feel there is a deeper intention to this story than mere entertainment


 No.123436

>>123435

what are you talking about? it's just a lighthearted fable about the chinese


 No.123437

>>123434

A good story.

Seems applicable to a situation like Zimbabwe or South Africa. When the rats moving into your house plant their own grain it is perhaps not as clearly applicable though.


 No.123438

>>123437

yeah the story wouldn't really work if you owe the rats for providing your food, shelter, technology, medicine, education etc. etc.


 No.123439

>>123429

No, this is another /crimebrother/. He doesn't take drugs. I'm the only law-abiding son if you ignore my criminal stench, the result of depression and not showering for days at a time


 No.123440

OK I'm awake now. Guts feeling rotten from all that goon. It's Saturday right?


 No.123441

>>123437

The locals of Zimbabwe and SA are the rats though.


 No.123442

File: 5f40326a514eea9⋯.jpg (1.41 MB, 1920x2560, 3:4, mysterysmears.jpg)

Alright boys, if you can guess what this is that roasties have to smear on every poo lair's stall walls you get the grand prize of finding out who had to clean it all up.


 No.123443

>>123442

The souls of aborted fetuses?


 No.123444

>>123442

that's my semen


 No.123445


 No.123446

File: 9407266d827cd18⋯.jpg (19.87 KB, 326x430, 163:215, endless anger and despair.JPG)

>>123443

>>123444

>>123445

All correct, but the real winner is the manager that got to leave two hours early


 No.123447

>>123446

You are a stronger man than I


 No.123448

>>123446

>the manager that got to leave two hours early

In my experience being slimy like a jew I can say that's definitely deliberate.


 No.123449

>>123425

Can't be me, my penis would require many more pixels.


 No.123451

>>123449

neet thundercock


 No.123452

File: dcf0e9861128788⋯.png (4.46 KB, 1526x78, 763:39, adventure character.png)

My DF character is an executive NEET.


 No.123453

>>123452

Very NEETish


 No.123454

SMOKED HAM SANGA!1!

>>123345

I farted just as I read that.

>>123362

Murica

>>123376

*Things that never happened


 No.123455

File: 77df6aa16172f30⋯.jpg (46.6 KB, 472x898, 236:449, 38782894_10217194834048644….jpg)


 No.123456

>>123452

have you been stalking me mate


 No.123457


 No.123458

>>123454

>SMOKED HAM SANGA!1!

Nice.


 No.123459

>>123454

why would you think that it never happened?


 No.123460

>>123434

I made it all the way to 0:55


 No.123461

>>123459

I think he is in disbelief that someone could be that offensive.


 No.123462

>>123460

Good job neet


 No.123463

File: 8fb129e517f46b9⋯.jpg (2.9 MB, 2736x4864, 9:16, IMG_20180811_142502.jpg)

Do you guys think this will be alright to drink?


 No.123464

>>123463

only one way to find out


 No.123465

>>123463

You will need to decant it.


 No.123466

>>123461

>why are there so many of you here?

>that's unbelievably offensive


 No.123467

File: 439d5f30c7aa8bc⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 610.94 KB, 1920x2560, 3:4, poo_in_loo.jpg)

Big poo


 No.123468

>>123466

Well obviously the intention behind asking such a question is from a position of hatred.


 No.123469

File: 330f1891ea25cfe⋯.jpg (157.79 KB, 717x630, 239:210, CFL.jpg)

"Sydney, Melbourne, it was just like duplicate of Hong Kong," Mr Kim said


 No.123470

>>123468

>asking a simple, polite question is hateful

What the fuck went wrong?


 No.123471


 No.123472

>>123470

Don't you know it's wrong to ask questions?


 No.123473

Just imagine if some little Chinaman came up to an executive NEET and asked him why there were so many fat piggus around.


 No.123474

>>123473

any chinamen messing with this executive will get sat on


 No.123475


 No.123476

File: 44b03e5b204d240⋯.webm (2.92 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 44b03e5b204d240627c72876d….webm)


 No.123477

>>123476

feels bad man


 No.123478

What comfy activities do you have planned for this evening?


 No.123479


 No.123480

>>123478

Gonna smoke me a ciggy, draw for a little bit, and go to sleep.


 No.123481

>>123469

>moving from Hong Kong to Alice Springs

fucking idiot lmao


 No.123482

>>123470

>may I ask precisely WHY there are so many jewish 'people' in and around the Melbourne area, when by all rights these 'people' ought to be thrown into meat processors and ground down to produce meal for the pigs who'll be sewn to one another still alive while their backs are painted according to the instructions of an artist hovering in a helicopter overhead, so that a tasteful portrait of Tahlia is visible when the field of closely-packed pigs is seen from above, providing cheesecakeneet with fap fuel as dozens of angry grieving farmers fly overhead releasing white liquid fertilizer onto the pig portrait, meeting the Guinness records criteria for largest ever cum tribute and giving cheesy the reputation boost he needs to take his new career to the next level?


 No.123483

>>123476

hits a bit too close to home

>tfw true blue Australia is dying


 No.123484

File: 5c488be99fb484d⋯.jpg (85.37 KB, 804x802, 402:401, 1530507589738.jpg)


 No.123485

>>123482

and what might cheesy's new career be?


 No.123486

>>123485

I was thinking he might do some work for the Sudanese Department of Travel and Tourism by working as a janitor in an assisted fertility clinic and swapping out white Australian Chad semen with the cum of apex gang members. The surprised new mothers would feel the need to connect to their child's heritage and travel would boom.


 No.123487

>>123465

This. I drank some wine from the 60's and it was fine after decanting.


 No.123488

>>123487

how was it fancy neet


 No.123489

>>123488

It was OK. Past it's prime, but alright. I didn't purchase it, my old man had some stashed away for some reason.


 No.123490

>>123467

Long poo


 No.123491

>>123490

Chinese?


 No.123492

What's a good game to get on my phone?


 No.123493


 No.123494

File: 009d9e107ad64f8⋯.png (711.24 KB, 680x1480, 17:37, 1332028321742.png)

File: 51aa2626fe8784e⋯.jpg (52.25 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, 1389284566712.jpg)

>>123455

I'm surprised the media still reports on actual events at all.

At this point they could get away with just making up stories as they please.

Instead of carefully wording a report like that they could just say "today Israel didn't kill any civilians because they are the good guys" and it wouldn't make any difference.

>>123478

Tonight is Silent Hill and Vodka night.


 No.123495

>>123491

Well bantered.


 No.123496

>>123492

Dan Murphy's


 No.123497

>>123489

i thought wine gets better with age


 No.123498

File: 640b859a6475efd⋯.jpg (220.1 KB, 1080x844, 270:211, newleggings1.jpg)

File: 0935e8fda63ee6a⋯.jpg (237.08 KB, 1080x1079, 1080:1079, newleggings2.jpg)

It's cold and wet here. Time for video games!


 No.123499

>>123442

They hover, don't they? They squat over the dunny, so the hand marks would be from them readjusting themselves as they get piss and shit everywhere. Not an amazing idea.

>>123492

Get a PDF reader and just read books. Even the fucking phone versions of sudoku are asshole-packed with ads.


 No.123500

>>123497

Dependent on cellaring, and only up to a point.


 No.123501

>>123497

They die at age 30.

Just like a roasties looks


 No.123502


 No.123503

>>123501

>Just like a roasties looks

24


 No.123504

>>123498

Did they get the same squiggly arrow tattoo on both hands?


 No.123505

>>123498

these images make anyone else feel extreme rage?


 No.123506

>>123505

Might be reading into it a bit far, bud.


 No.123507

>>123504

Left says something like stay calm, and the other one says something like be nice, I think.


 No.123508

>>123505

We can't all be samurai.


 No.123509

>>123492

Grindr


 No.123510

>>123507

Oh it was cursive. Two steps removed from hieroglyphics. I figured it was some sort of esoteric William Tell reference.


 No.123511

>>123486

Stop writing slander about me you stupid cunt.


 No.123512

>>123511

Wash your mouth out, Cheesey.


 No.123513

>>123512

shut the fuck up


 No.123514

>>123498

Stick on nails are fucking disgusting. They always look like they have a mountain of poo under them, and it must make wiping your botbot difficult.


 No.123515

>>123513

The real Cheesey isn't this rude.


 No.123516


 No.123517

>>123509

>how NK found me using one simple hack

>"IM COMING FOR THAT SWEET VIRGIN ASSHOLE"

>Freaked out, blocked him again, deleted my profile again, then deleted Grindr. I refused to redownload it or any dating apps for about a year after that

https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet/comments/5g8rey/tracked_by_grindr_stalker/


 No.123518

>>123505

Yes, especially the 2nd one

Everything about it, what strikes me first is the controller, why would you want a pink one, then there are the fucking fingernails, I mean this is extreme levels of gay, then he has the weirdest fucking pillows there, then some gay tattoo

The biggest offender though is the game, Mass Effect, a fucking shit game in an even worse series and the kicker is that Mass Effect for the PS3 was only available in a trillogy boxset meaning the faggot bought 3 of the worst games ever made

And that's without getting into (((Switch)) faggery


 No.123519

>>123515

No, it's me. But that post you quoted wasn't. I am generally pretty relaxed but there is one person who keeps posting these passive aggressive insults disguised as jokes.


 No.123520

>>123498

What's the purpose of those pictures?


 No.123521

>>123478

Bought some fat yaks from Mr Murphy.


 No.123522

File: 59b093c1fbd14a8⋯.jpg (112.61 KB, 1008x600, 42:25, a7a965cb096c949898c66b542d….jpg)


 No.123523

>>123520

She posts here occasionally. Always photos of her legs and whatever video game she is playing.


 No.123524

>>123523

Who is she?


 No.123525

>>123498

tits and timestamp or gtfo


 No.123526


 No.123527

>>123517

this is hilarious


 No.123528

>>123526

Oh well, he's dead now.


 No.123529

>>123519

I'm not sure if you're talking about me but if so you only ever appear as.a.character in my stories. You aren't ever the punchline and I make these jokes about all the nameneets. Sorry if I made you feel uncomfy tho


 No.123530

>>123527

It was a beautiful story. I kind of hoped that he did eventually get the prize that he wanted.


 No.123531

>>123528

getting caught was a part of his plan


 No.123532

>>123529

Sorry, I thought you were someone else. My apologies then.


 No.123533

>>123526

Absolute madman.


 No.123534

File: bba999e00c7c040⋯.png (166.71 KB, 276x389, 276:389, 1533966633418.png)

best place to get tendies and what brand


 No.123535

>>123526

>>123528

I find it impressive that he managed to do a barrel roll in a Dash 8.


 No.123536

File: 013378fe3ca1cb7⋯.png (279.87 KB, 573x330, 191:110, 013378fe3ca1cb7fb13421b746….png)

Feeling like I am going to get sick at the moment


 No.123537

File: 02709474de37526⋯.jpg (50.02 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, r1072760_12676495.jpg)

>>123536

SHE GOTTA FUCKIN TIGHT CUNT UNNA


 No.123538

File: df225230afbf533⋯.png (119 KB, 300x300, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

About to give these a whirl


 No.123539

>>123537

Why do not all aboriginals look like / are fucked up?


 No.123540

>>123538

Going to add a swirl of sauce?


 No.123541

>>123540

Might give it a twirl


 No.123542

>>123539

Sorry

*Why do all aboriginals look…


 No.123543

>>123541

They'll come out like a pearl.


 No.123544

>>123543

I hope I don't hurl


 No.123545

>>123544

All curled up around the toilet?


 No.123546

>>123534

>>123534

Are you looking for frozen ones? I like the steggles ones.


 No.123547

>>123542

40,000 years of genetic isolation from the rest of humanity?


 No.123548

File: eff8d094ebe96ab⋯.png (173.31 KB, 277x292, 277:292, 1529587690720.png)

GET UP GET UP GET UP

DROP THE NEETBUX


 No.123549

>>123544

My name is Earl

>>123545

Let's pretend this didn't happen.


 No.123550

>>123549

Don't be such a churl


 No.123551

>>123550

Like a little girl?


 No.123552

>>123551

With a little curl


 No.123553

>>123552

Is her name Mearle?


 No.123554

>>123538

They sound good but I don't trust Coles brand. Let us know how they go.


 No.123555

>>123534

I bake mcdonald's tendies myself.


 No.123556

>>123554

I shall endavour to provide a fair and unbiased review.

They were only five dollarydoos, so I won't be too upset if they're disappointing.


 No.123557

>>123536

same unna


 No.123558

>>123555

>I bake mcdonalds tendies myself

Get Out Wagie


 No.123559

File: 68de7866987908a⋯.png (116.63 KB, 811x382, 811:382, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.123560

>>123526

crashed that plane with no survivors. he didn't fly so good


 No.123561


 No.123562

>>123558

Nigga pls I haven't worked a day of my life.


 No.123563

>>123524

Not 100% sure. I just assumed they were old photos from Hex's instagram.


 No.123564

>>123563

Not Hex. An Adelaide girl.


 No.123565

>>123562

You should work on your posting.


 No.123566

>>123565

And you should work my shaft.


 No.123567

>>123562

Then why do you bake tendies for mcdonalds


 No.123568

>>123556

>only five dollarydoos

You must be a rich NEET not to begrudge the loss of five dollarydoos.


 No.123569

>>123567

They don't have McDonalds in the favelas, he makes his own and pretends he's at McDonalds.


 No.123570

>>123567

I bake tendies from mcdonald's.

As in daddybot buys them, and I bake them in the oven.


 No.123571

>>123568

Considering some of us burn $20+ per KFC visit, this really is nothing.


 No.123572

>>123571

I suppose that is true.


 No.123573

>>123571

Indeed, (You) gotta bulk up somehow to earn the Nurgle 2018


 No.123574


 No.123575

>>123570

You buy them from Mcdonalds uncooked?


 No.123576

>>123570

why would you buy hot tendies before putting them in the oven


 No.123577

File: c7b878d6fc16df3⋯.jpg (25.27 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, agency.jpg)

>>123576

lotta loyalty for the big M


 No.123578

>>123575

>>123576

I guess you guys don't have that in Australia but over here mcdonald's sells packaged and uncooked hamburger meat and tendies under their brand name. They're pretty good.


 No.123579

File: ec54d31c86aae22⋯.mp4 (468.69 KB, 640x360, 16:9, ec54d31c86aae226e9152eb7e1….mp4)


 No.123580

>>123578

oh you actually are a hue, I thought you were on a VPN Sup Gappy


 No.123581

>>123580

I don't know who's gappy, that's not me.

I'm just a random guy with a modest folder of amputee porn.


 No.123582

>>123581

Gappy's a h'white Hue that goes on fullderp


 No.123583

>>123581

post the porn


 No.123584

>>123583

No don't.


 No.123585

File: 59eb8a7adf0cc02⋯.mp4 (3.78 MB, 640x360, 16:9, rich roll.mp4)


 No.123586

>>123585

mad man


 No.123587

>>123585

Fuck me, he actually pulled it off.


 No.123588

>>123585

Like I said before, impressive pulling that off in a dash 8


 No.123589

>>123588

A guy I used to work with died during aerobatics practice a few years ago. Straight down 90o into the ground.


 No.123590

>>123587

>>123588

>>123586

it's a fucking Q400, doing this is like high speed mountain drifting in a commodore after watching initial D.

I bet this guy played Ace Combat


 No.123591

>>123589

In a weird twist of fate, we were all at a pub for a reunion and there was a breaking news thing on the tv and somebody said "that looks like so-and-so's plane". A few minutes later some other people got text messages confirming it.


 No.123592

>>123590

Well it's by no means a stunt plane, they do have pretty good performance for a passenger plane, but for manoeuvring they are quite sluggish.


 No.123593


 No.123594


 No.123595

>>123590

He mentioned several times "I've played videogames before I'll be right


 No.123596

File: ec856ea11c79cc4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 89.58 KB, 1000x1448, 125:181, 13.jpg)

>>123583

Well /ausneets/'s rules don't allow porn dumps and I don't like it but I don't want to get bullied by a hotpocket, so here's just a sampler.


 No.123597

>>123556

Sausage rolls have been consumed.

They tasted nice, but were missing a certain.. je ne sais quoi.

I think they needed some pepper or something to give them a kick.

The onion was undetectable, which could be a plus or minus, depending on your point of view. I'd have preferred the occasional chunk of onion to remind me it was there.

Cooking information was accurate.


 No.123598

>>123596

any quads in there?


 No.123599

File: f80a0e5d6837fd0⋯.mp4 (741.41 KB, 800x450, 16:9, shot down.mp4)


 No.123600

>>123596

>tfw your tits are bigger than your arm nubs


 No.123601

>>123599

that doesn't show anything


 No.123602

>>123600

I just realized her nipples look exactly like mine, too.


 No.123603

>>123585

I'd shit myself if I saw a fighter jet in the planes rear-view mirror.


 No.123604

>>123601

they shot venus at him


 No.123605

File: 6636186ab2b94ab⋯.jpg (460.4 KB, 1209x756, 403:252, 6636186ab2b94abe8f8ca7a1b8….jpg)


 No.123606

>>123604

hopefully you don't start shooting out of Uranus


 No.123607

File: ca1ee436c6bd4c6⋯.jpg (98.18 KB, 500x640, 25:32, 1533969461718.jpg)

breaking image of the pilot


 No.123608

>>123602

lol wut


 No.123609

>>123607

Oh NK!


 No.123610

>>123603

Not if your suicide was going to plan..


 No.123611

>>123602

You know what you must do


 No.123612

>>123578

I wish KFC would sell raw chicken pieces so I could cook it decently.


 No.123613

File: d2236180d0be36a⋯.jpg (17.15 KB, 540x537, 180:179, DPNZJo3VwAEdBI_.jpg)

>>123610

Why do some people kill themselves and others don't?


 No.123614

>>123596

Does somebody go to her house twice a day to put her undies on and take them off? Perhaps I should rethink that disability support training…


 No.123615

>>123612

They do half the time


 No.123616


 No.123617

>>123613

not everyone can be happy


 No.123618

File: 707ab4afb262f38⋯.png (46.07 KB, 1258x890, 629:445, 9dc1b438600c5b7037ef74b2f4….png)

>>123614

>Hello, come in.

>Are you here to give me a good wash?


 No.123619

>>123518

It'll be like that whale wash scene in Shark Tale


 No.123620

File: 8e7df166c02cf1b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 480.98 KB, 718x1275, 718:1275, one with the couch 2.jpg)

File: 0da4d9cff4ebbd7⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 106.55 KB, 620x808, 155:202, one with the couch.jpg)

>>123618

Is this an illustration of what I think it is?


 No.123621

>>123619

never watched it


 No.123622

>>123620

praise Nurgle


 No.123623

>>123620

480 pounds isn't even blue whale tier fatty, wtf


 No.123624

>>123620

m8 the Nurgle 2018 is an equal opportunities opportunity and thanks for sharing that story boosting our female diversity.


 No.123625

>>123624

If a female wins her prize should be a fine neet specimen to spend her days happily with


 No.123626

>>123623

That's 218kg, and probably a 5'2 female…


 No.123627

>>123626

Still, she wouldn't even qualify for many of those massive fatty shows


 No.123628

>>123620

That story of the woman on the couch was nasty, but is a fine recount of what happened on the day.


 No.123629

>>123624

nurgle loves you no matter what


 No.123630

>>123628

You'd think sepsis would have killed her prior to them moving her.


 No.123631

File: 67d871ef9b18aa9⋯.png (123.25 KB, 480x436, 120:109, ovomaltine-small-banner.png)

File: b989c5a69e078e6⋯.png (440.02 KB, 480x436, 120:109, festival-cheddar2-small-ba….png)


 No.123632

>>123631

>all that chocolate

I don't think I can do it, even for the big prize


 No.123633

>>123631

where are these from


 No.123634

>>123630

but the bitch fell apart, how many patients have one of their kidneys fall out when being moved? That's an amazing feat of dedication.


 No.123635

>>123596

an obvious shoop


 No.123636

>>123634

That's what I mean. For that level of flesh damage, she should have died well before they got there.


 No.123637

>>123633

the clown


 No.123638

>>123636

I hope her body was donated to science for study.


 No.123639

>>123633

it says mcdonalds.com.br


 No.123640

>>123637

what country


 No.123641


 No.123642

>>123639

Certainly not a western country, based on teh fucked up spelling of ovaltine.


 No.123643


 No.123644

>>123642

Ovomaltine ROCKS


 No.123645

File: 46fc82f8235b797⋯.jpg (594.41 KB, 1632x1224, 4:3, IMG_0893.JPG)

who NEETparty tonight? these fat yaks are quite tasty.


 No.123646

>>123645

>removed power button on keyboard

I see someone's had an accident more than once.


 No.123647

>>123645

Another one for the Zoomer NEET folder. I had a small glass of port.


 No.123648

>>123647

I am a boomer thank you very much.


 No.123649

>>123646

I can't even remember what that key actually was, print screen I think?


 No.123650

>>123645

why does your keyboard have a weird font


 No.123651

>>123650

Some meme gaymer keyboard I purchased years ago.


 No.123652

>>123650

tis a gaymer keyboard


 No.123653

>>123651

>>123652

High five bro!


 No.123654

>>123645

Stop smoking


 No.123655

>>123648

>tfw 18 yo boomer


 No.123656

I have a Corsair Vengeance K70 I've never taken out of the box.


 No.123657

>>123654

I usually vape, waiting on a new vape thingy I purchased.


 No.123658

>>123651

>>123652

oh, my condolences


 No.123659

>>123650

russian keyboard for leethaxing


 No.123660

File: cd3651e540b882e⋯.png (979.74 KB, 932x721, 932:721, 1533911321680.png)

I'M FEELING THE PUMP SCOOB


 No.123661

>>123660

bigboi


 No.123662

>>123649

Oh yeah disregard me I'm gay your keyboard is nonstandard. The removed key is where power is supposed to be, but it's probably printscreen, seeing as scroll lock and pause/break are moved up to the same wrong spot.


 No.123663

>>123662

I don't thin I've ever seen a keyboard with a power button on it, I'm pretty sure it's a standard keyboard layout despite it's gaymerness.


 No.123664

>>123597

Did you have a sauce with them?

How many did you eat?


 No.123665

>>123663

I've seen laptops with a power key and it's an absolutely retarded idea


 No.123666

File: b399baa7dce74aa⋯.png (333.18 KB, 451x800, 451:800, ClipboardImage.png)

>>123664

I had 6. They were packaged in 4 strips of 3, with instructions to cut up after cooking.

I had a little of the attached sauce, after I had performed a taste test of said sausage rolls.


 No.123667

>>123665

My laptop has a power button way up in the top right.


 No.123668

>>123665

Power key usually just triggers a suspend though, doesn't it?


 No.123669

>>123666

I think I have some of that brand in chutney, very nice.


 No.123670

>>123663

fuck me I had too much neet beer you're right again it's a standard windows keyboard and mine is a standard windows keyboard with the power button row addition.

sorry usually this day of the week I get drunk and watch anime until I have mild hallucinations


 No.123671

>>123669

It's a nice sauce. Not too hot, just an extra bit of kick when you need it.


 No.123672

File: db6193209b76b22⋯.png (84.83 KB, 505x330, 101:66, e98ce8fbf851975e5a4bb058a3….png)


 No.123673

>>123656

Why have you not unboxed it?


 No.123674

>>123670

It's no big deal m80


 No.123675

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>123348

I have learnt that she has been talking to a coworker and that they went to school together.

He has been sort of telling her to keep the baby and has on numerous occasions said that he really wants a kid.

I hope he doesn't do anything too impulsive, he is only 19 and I get his heart is in a sort of good place but that's fucking retarded.

On another note I finished the mental health first aid and this was played there, I let out a loud laugh while watching it because I thought of you NEETs.

It's worth a watch.


 No.123676

>>123673

I was going to tidy up my room and make things nice first. Never got around to it.

I'm old enough to remember mechanical keyboards, which is why I bought it.


 No.123677

>>123669

>>123666

>>123671

I will not buy that brand of products because of the childish hipster pap labels. I just cannot abide to see them.


 No.123678

>>123675

Is he literally offering to raise some nigger's kid?


 No.123679

>>123667

My laptop has a power button but it is above the keyboard and a completely different shape from the keys themselves. The one I saw just looked like a regular key

>>123668

I actually have no idea, I don't think I've used a power button in years


 No.123680

>>123677

Beerenberg has been around before that hipster shit started.


 No.123681

>>>123677

Yeah the labels are quite hipsterish, still a nice product though.


 No.123682

>>123675

You need to ask this upstart to step outside.


 No.123683

>>123681

Are you manually typing in post numbers to reply to them?


 No.123684

>>123675

Welcome home.


 No.123685

>>123680

Yes and I was distressed to see what they had done.


 No.123686

>>123684

Thank you.

>>123682

>>123678

It's not my place to say anything but he really wants a family and works like 6 days a week.

I don't think he is that silly.

I hope you DanNEETs are watching that video.


 No.123687

File: 377e1b373a3e254⋯.jpg (7.5 KB, 229x220, 229:220, 1533972309195.jpg)

Why did he do it?


 No.123688

>>123675

Are you feeling a bit jealous that she has someone else to confide in now?


 No.123689

>>123687

why not do it?


 No.123690

>>123683

No, just had to refresh because was stuck on still posting after my last post, guess it put an extra > in


 No.123691

Someone was robbed of a (you).


 No.123692

>>123686

>I don't think he is that silly.

You almost need to fuck her and let him know somehow, to put him off her and this ridiculous idea.


 No.123693

>>123692

I am not sure that is good advice.


 No.123694

>>123693

He'll sacrifice a nog girlfriend in the process. The other young buck stands to lose more if he raises somebody else's kid.


 No.123695


 No.123696

>>123691

>>123691

>>123691

Here you go. Now get out.


 No.123697

>>123693

Bad advice is the best advice, because it's honest.


 No.123698

>>123697

You should stick your dick in a vacuum cleaner


 No.123699

>>123698

narky neet is back


 No.123700

>>123699

I was merely trying to disprove his theory


 No.123701

>>123686

I would have sucked the last nugget up


 No.123702

>>123687

nothing to lose


 No.123703

File: 1d458ad3e6c620c⋯.jpg (20.18 KB, 244x244, 1:1, fe9ee25cd660632aa465a65066….jpg)

>>123686

>I hope you DanNEETs are watching that video.

Played it in reverse and could you really see how his depression improved.


 No.123704

>>123434

Greeks are rats..?


 No.123705

>>123700

nevermind. i am a dumb dumb.


 No.123706

>>123463

I'd expect it to taste like vinegar and cordial.


 No.123707


 No.123708

>>123706

Stop sniffing my jocks.


 No.123709

Would fuck the girl in the "do I look like I have time for a headache?" Panadol Rapid advert.


 No.123711

>>123469

asian boongs


 No.123712

>>123534

Aldi, they're cheap.


 No.123713

>>123710

She wouldn't look twice at me:(


 No.123714

>>123538

yum, look good


 No.123715

>>123713

Rape her


 No.123716

>>123715

t. Astra driver


 No.123717

>>123709

She'll only need regular panadol after a session with me


 No.123719

>>123716

Work wouldn't let me salary sacrifice a 2000 Astra :-(


 No.123720

>>123574

Adelaide doesn't partake in your eastern state shenanigans.


 No.123721

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.123722

>>123721

The "..oh!" at :13 sounds well practiced


 No.123723

>>123721

Very plastic.


 No.123724

>>123723

Yeah, well the penis wants what the penis wants. I also suspect it has been dubbed and shown in half a dozen countries, so who knows what she is.


 No.123725

>>123720

She is very definitely a she.


 No.123726

>>123724

panadol is australia only


 No.123727

>>123688

A little bit, I have realised it was the after hours phone all along.

Maybe.


 No.123728

>>123725

That's because she's from a heaps good state.


 No.123729

>tfw no recent update from LifeLine NEET


 No.123730

Put a lotto entry in for tonight. It's only 4 mill.


 No.123731

>>123692

I think he's contemplating raising some other cunts kid, I doubt he'd mind if I gave her a go.


 No.123732

>>123727

I value this honest answer.


 No.123733

File: 043944fc87e6352⋯.png (68.63 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 1513927233788.png)


 No.123734

>>123726

It's own website says it's sold in 85 countries…


 No.123735

>>123701

If he had bigger nuggets he would've been fine.


 No.123736

>>123726

well it has to be australian made


 No.123737

>>123728

True.

Worked at JB HiFi Elizabeth, before moving to JB HiFi Munno Para. Went to St Thomas Moore high school. Parent(s) live at Elizabeth Vale.


 No.123738

>>123708

They smell like kettle chips.


 No.123739

>>123737

Do they only get hired because they have tattoos?


 No.123740

>>123738

Do they have that tang like salt and vinegar chips?


 No.123741

>>123722

Sounds hot


 No.123742

>>123739

Nah, surprisingly most of them have a decent personality. Mummybot actually liked the place because the "funny looking kids" would actually look up CDs and DVDs for her without being cunts.


 No.123743

>>123740

Balsamic vinegar and Himalayan salt.


 No.123744

>>123737

why do you know so much about her, haha


 No.123745

File: ede34c67261d7da⋯.jpg (47.45 KB, 428x344, 107:86, BAD.jpg)


 No.123746

>>123743

You have a refined palate


 No.123747

>>123744

Without sounding like a psycho, I thought she was pretty, and am reasonably adept at finding people online without anything much to go on.


 No.123748

File: 550f7776c369e06⋯.jpg (36.42 KB, 727x800, 727:800, 550f7776c369e06c4b592561bc….jpg)

>>123747

>tfw he never finds me


 No.123749

>>123747

>Without sounding like a psycho

Too late mate.


 No.123750

>>123732

She called me a couple times on my work phone.

When I told her that it was my work phone she sounded a little upset like she thought it was my personal one.

That was when she stopped calling as much.


 No.123751


 No.123752

>>123750

You blew it.

The wrong it.


 No.123753

>>123750

Did you tell her you have a missus?


 No.123754

>>123749

I do it to everybody pretty much.


 No.123755

>>123737

>St Thomas Moore high school

All the people that went there are sluts or druggies.

When anonIB was still up and the fappening happened there were a fair few sluts from there on there.


 No.123756

>>123748

sup neet


 No.123757

>>123750

Send her a picture of your cock


 No.123758

>>123748

All your pictures kept taking me to chans..


 No.123759

>>123751

It's (Me) unfortunately.


 No.123760

>>123742

Real record stores know the music.

I went in there looking for slowhand by Clapton nd some guy said he'd never heard of him.

I never went back.


 No.123761

>>123755

She's in her wall-hitting year. She'll settle for a fat beta in a year or two. I just need to arrange an "interaction"…


 No.123762

>>123752

Why would I be the one blowing it?


 No.123763

File: 367ee8d11092276⋯.jpg (29.07 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 367ee8d11092276c42b8f334b1….jpg)

>>123758

Our relationship is like the distance between us.


 No.123764


 No.123765

>>123757

I'll send her a sample to let her know I am really keen.


 No.123766

>>123764

Have you told other people at work?


 No.123767

>>123760

I don't know. The couple of times I've been there with her, I've helped look on the shelves, and then one of the girls goes and searches on their catalogue thingo and says "it'll be released on such and such a date" or whatever. And she's all like "Thank you, love" and then says to me "what a nice girl. why don't you find a girl like that?"


 No.123768

>>123765

Put it in a specimen jar to keep it fresh.


 No.123769

>>123761

>wall-hitting year

I don't understand.

Good luck with the interaction though./


 No.123770

>>123762

They like it when you breathe of they pussay.


 No.123771

>>123763

Did you just presume that was me?

Who's the bad NEETlore NEET now?


 No.123772

>>123769

She's 24/25. It's all down hill from here.


 No.123773

>>123771

I was just gonna say. He's done fucked up.


 No.123774

>>123760

Are there even any 'record' stores left in Aus? I remember when an employee of JB told me how I "didn't know what I was missing out on" when he asked if I played Guitar Hero to which I smugly said no.


 No.123775

>>123771

>>123771

>Who's the bad NEETlore NEET now?

Still you. That wasn't my post.


 No.123776

>>123764

I'd be too ashamed to tell anyone I had a negro gf too.


 No.123777

>>123766

Yeah, I haven't called her my nigger missus though. I don't know if they will get how I talk and think. When I was volunteering t that place I called her that and the guy there just laughed nd then started up about how unna are an evolutionary dead end.


 No.123778

File: 08cefbbbf522983⋯.jpg (70.5 KB, 633x758, 633:758, 08cefbbbf522983037b329efd9….jpg)

>>123775

YOU BETTER NOT BE MISDIRECTING!!!!


 No.123779

>>123774

They pop up from time to time. Disappear pretty quickly generally, as the owners have no business sense, or the normies are too scared to enter.


 No.123780

>>123767

A girl who can read a computer screen is definitely a keeper.


 No.123781

>>123777

What's his handle here?


 No.123782

>>123778

No misdirecting. I own up to any mistakes I actually make (very few).


 No.123783

>>123773

He did and now he's trying to backtrack.


 No.123784

>>123780

I know what you're saying, but there are plenty of places with utterly fucking useless staff who can't even be bothered pretending they care to be there.


 No.123785

>>123781

Like most of you, a circular love handle./


 No.123786

>>123784

Sorry, that was a bit narky. I do like that they treat your mum with respect.


 No.123787

>>123774

There used to be on in a tourist town near me but it's closed down now. I'd assume you can find them in the big normie cities still, but they're definitely not a booming business


 No.123788

>>123776

Better than having no gf.


 No.123789

>>123788

You're boiling the whole pot just to cook one crab


 No.123790

>>123789

This sounds intelligent but I don't know what it means.


 No.123791

>>123783

False accusations. Slander and lies. My heart is breaking.


 No.123792

File: 85a93647446799a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 237.32 KB, 1024x683, 1024:683, 19f469a2ac92e9733715f6ffc6….jpg)

NEET detective could you please track down this gentlemen for me. He's a regular poster on here.


 No.123793

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>123774

There used to be one on the parade in norwood, I think it was called big star. The guys in there could recommend a good album.

Also one called market bazaar (I think) that used to be in the city behind where the city target is. I think they are still in town but at a different location.

They know their shit too and have a large vinyl collection.

I got Country Joe McDonald - Paradise With an Oceanview from there for $15 as well as a whole bunch of others.

That record is rare as fuck and pretty good.


 No.123794

>>123776

I've told my coworkers just not her.


 No.123795

>>123792

NEET King, AKA Nipples the Clown, AKA RapeNEET. Joondalup WA.


 No.123796

>>123794

Someone else might have told her.


 No.123797

>>123796

He probably did.


 No.123798

>>123797

Would you cheat on your current gf though?


 No.123799

>>123791

I am sorry.


 No.123800

>>123798

Nah, I don't think so.


 No.123801

File: 5f8eaaf89b5170a⋯.png (20.85 KB, 788x699, 788:699, 1533091787612.png)

>>123799

You will be.


 No.123802

>>123800

Good lad.


 No.123803

>>123800

good lad


 No.123804

>>123800

good lad.

Post the video if you do though.


 No.123805

>>123801

Please, it was a mistake and I am a good lad.


 No.123806

>>123804

I would.


 No.123807

>>123806

good man


 No.123808

>>123794

It sounds like you jumped into office personal entanglements pretty quick. You can still come out unscathed so long as you don't stick your dick in anybody there.


 No.123809

>>123806

good man.


 No.123810

>>123800

Onya. Cheating doesn't sit well with me. Make a clean break if you have to.


 No.123811

Oh duck me. Stephanie Bendixsen on 9News in some E-Sports coverage.


 No.123812

>>123805

I can't stay mad at you.


 No.123813

>>123808

I don't think I would.

I don't really know myself though.


 No.123814

>>123812

You don't even know for sure who you're talking to now.


 No.123815

>>123811

>e-sports on national news

what


 No.123816

>>123813

>I don't really know myself though

This sounds like a cop-out designed to avoid responsibility for your own behaviour and choices mate. Be careful of that.


 No.123817

File: 1d1e56484a765e0⋯.png (9.58 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 0ba.png)

>tfw taking the gf out for a comfy drive down the coast tomorrow


 No.123818

I think NEET detective should be nicknamed NEETective or any other stylization of the word.


 No.123819

>>123817

Sounds nice mate.


 No.123820

>>123810

I've been cheated on and he relationship I was in wasn't as full on as this one.

I couldn't handle hurting someone like that.


 No.123821

>>123812

I am a good man and you treat me as such.


 No.123822

>>123818

I thought we already had a sherlockneet


 No.123823

>>123815

They said some shit about e-sports heading to Melbourne for some world championships or some shit, then cut to a dingy arcade with ol' fingered-in-a-nightclub for some Daytona and hair-flicking.


 No.123824

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>123816

After all, I didn't make myself.


 No.123825

>>123822

We do.

He stalks NEET posts here.

I stalk/research real life humans I encounter.


 No.123826

IGGS

G

G

S


 No.123827

>>123821

I value you very much. I never expect you to be perfect though.


 No.123828

>>123817

Are you dating Weber's Mummybot?


 No.123829

>>123828

I don't think so.


 No.123830

>>123795

Looks nothing like him


 No.123831

File: f269e7b8bec09d5⋯.png (583.82 KB, 600x725, 24:29, Wandjina Molester.png)

>>123830

It was a joke that some NEETs couldn't see.


 No.123832

Made burgers for dinner. Only I forgot to buy wide rolls, and got normal bread rolls, so they kept falling over. Bit too greasy because I did them in the skillet instead of firing up the barbie. Ended up being rissoles and salad with chunks of wet bread instead of something I could get my hands around. And now I have 3/4 a tin of beetroot in the fridge which I'll probably forget about.


 No.123833

>>123831

wew NK


 No.123834

>>123832

This is a pretty standard hamburger lyfe in .au unless you plan ahead.


 No.123835

>>123833

Noongar Kommisar


 No.123836

>>123832

Surprised you didn't use

THE FUCKING AIR FRYER (TM)


 No.123837

>>123836

He even mentioned the barbie.

Get your NEETlore in check.


 No.123838

File: 6ae0774854780f5⋯.jpg (200.7 KB, 600x600, 1:1, ork komisar.jpg)

>>123835

OI IZ DIZ A PIK OF DA NOONGA KLAN KOMISAR


 No.123839

>>123801

>he never pays me this much attention


 No.123840

Anyone try that gunslinger game that's currently free-to-play on Steam? It looked very good but there's no way my laptop could handle it.


 No.123841

neetlore is not the simple game it used to be


 No.123842

>>123832

make a pumpkin and beetroot cous cous salad with the beets


 No.123843

>>123837

You fucking looking at me?

You wanna go?

You got a problem with your eye, m8?

You havin' a laugh mate?


 No.123844

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>123841

an then people get upset at you when you get it wrong.


 No.123845

>>123830

It's how I imagine him to be in my heart


 No.123846

>>123844

it is going to destroy lives


 No.123847

>>123841

My NEETlore is pretty bad tbh, I recognize some posts but get the confused quite often.


 No.123848

>>123842

Yum, that sounds good.


 No.123849

>>123847

Me too weber.


 No.123850

>>123817

are you going to make a video of it?


 No.123851

>>123834

This is true. I need to get me one of those burger patty 'presses'.


 No.123852

>>123849

>Weber

wrong.


 No.123853

>>123840

yeah I posted about it, I got killed in the first minute or so, so i gave up


 No.123854

>>123849

That's not me, I mean him, you dumb dumb.


 No.123855

>>123851

The Foreman grill?


 No.123856

>>123851

Just use your forehead.


 No.123857

>>123850

Probably not.


 No.123858

should i be happy i dont have any NEET id or sad.


 No.123859

>>123856

That NEET who posted the dick heater video could use his NEET stick, it got be a bit hot and bothered.


 No.123860

>>123855

The executive grill.


 No.123861

>>123851

You need to beat your meat to get the juices flowing.


 No.123862

>>123855

I went to school with somebody called Kingsley Foreman who got really upset when we called him Kingdick Foreskin.


 No.123863

>>123858

You should be sad, but hopeful it can happen for you in the future.


 No.123864

>>123859

>the dick heater video

When was this?


 No.123865

>>123862

He couldn't handle the banter.


 No.123866

>>123836

I do have an air fryer. I can use it to cook pies, but it's only 5 mins faster than doing them in the oven. Only thing it's exceptional for is chips or roasting veggies. I do spring rolls in it occasionally. Tried breaded meat in it a couple of times, like chicken wings and battered fish, and it's okay if I'm cooking for myself. You need to do small batches though or it wont cook properly. Also a pain in the arse to clean.


 No.123867

>>123858

You get a permanent seat in the council but you also get the responsibility to reply when beckoned and an expectation to recite our day to day going on's.


 No.123868

>>123864

Do some of you cunts even read these threads or just look a the pictures?


 No.123869

>>123862

Kek, I couldn't imagine why


 No.123870

>>123866

The guy married to foxy nigger bitch said he just wipes his out with paper towel. They loves their breaded meats (and watermelons).


 No.123871

>>123868

They musn't've even looked at the pictures

Then they have the audacity to ask to become namedNEETs.


 No.123872

>>123858

Most of the named NEETs have been here since the /aus/ gens, don't worry about it.


 No.123873

>>123862

mum knew a wayne kerr


 No.123874

>>123868

I print the threads using one of those old printers that has the paper with the holes on either side


 No.123875

>>123868

I miss a lot of posts, especially in recent times


 No.123876

>>123867

i dont like responsibility so i shrink back under the veil of anonymity


 No.123877

>>123874

You mean a tractor-feed dot-matrix? Yeah, I lived it, kid.


 No.123878

>>123875

Weakness. You will never know the joy of comfy catch-up.


 No.123879


 No.123880

>>123875

Catch up is a duty.

I take great pride in saying I have honestly read every post ever posted here.


 No.123881


 No.123882

>>123842

>cous cous

Nah, I don't know where it's been. I might go to the shops tomorrow and pick up some anchovies. Make some beef lindstrom with the leftover mince instead of using it for pasta.


 No.123883

>>123879

Not me! The other NEET.


 No.123884

>>123878

>>123880

If I was the kind of person to sit down and read five full threads in a row I wouldn't be the type of person to post here


 No.123885

>>123877

They were leaving my primary school in the early years before I could use one.


 No.123886

>>123881

One and the same. Give him hell.


 No.123887

>>123877

They were awesome


 No.123888

>>123884

We are.

I've done catch up for three gens in a row.


 No.123889

>>123883

My mistake


 No.123890

>>123879

thank you for your kind work, neet


 No.123891

>>123882

kek. I'm pretty sure blending some pasta would work too


 No.123892


 No.123893

>>123881

>food

>wrestling

>pokemon

>kid


 No.123894

>>123870

You have to clean the cage too, or it just bakes on and turns into carbon. Your friend doesn't sound very clean.


 No.123895

>>123894

My friend? Our friend! He posts here.


 No.123896

>>123895

Does he wash beforehand?


 No.123897

>>123853

You weak cunt. What's your PC specs?

>>123855

Nah it's just a round heavy piece of metal with a handle to 'press' the mince into a uniform shape.


 No.123898

>>123870

I missed this vile post.


 No.123899

>>123895

Fucking hell, ok.

I've only used it like 5 times.

I'm giving it a wash now.


 No.123900

>>123891

That's a good idea. But I think I'll use the salad while it's fresh and research some simple pasta dishes for next week. Has anyone here tried making their own? How did it go?


 No.123901

>>123897

>'press' the mince into a uniform shape

They should sell ones that leave a Pepe face imprinted in your burger.


 No.123902

>>123899

>giving it a wash now

Just now? Jesus.


 No.123903

>>123898

It was more complimentary than it could have been..


 No.123904

>>123899

If it is a cheapo appliance I just never clean them and use them until they become so filthy they are unusable and then throw it out and get a new one. It is honestly easier than cleaning them. This is the disposable world we live in.


 No.123905

Aboriginal gang rape


 No.123906

>>123873

Your father?


 No.123907

>>123903

You need to sweeten your output considerably. Cut the nastiness out of your interactions entirely.


 No.123908

>>123905

aboriginal gang life


 No.123909

>>123906

Wayne senior.


 No.123910

i just ate a lot of food for me and now i feel tired. anyway what was/is for dinner NEETs?


 No.123911

>>123908

Aboriginal goon life


 No.123912

>>123900

Their own pasta? No, but I really want to.


 No.123913

Vibrant aboriginal community.


 No.123914

>>123900

Nothing beats your basic dried pasta. Fresh pasta may be more rich with eggs, but it doesn't make it taste better.


 No.123915

>>123910

Wine. The only solids I've had today are a few mouth-fulls of yoghurt and sesame snaps.


 No.123916

>>123910

Just a swig of soy sauce for dinner for me.


 No.123917

>>123910

I had an orange


 No.123918

>>123902

I've been wiping it each use.

Make me feel insecure, your standards are too high for a NEET.


 No.123919

Destroyed aboriginal alcoholic


 No.123920

>>123911

The only way of life for an abbo


 No.123921

>>123918

Your arse?


 No.123922

>>123910

kfc zinger box


 No.123923

>>123918

>Make me feel insecure

He didn't make you feel insecure, he just noticed you already were and exploited it.


 No.123924

>>123915

>>123916

>>123917

you NEETs dont want to eat too much. you might get sick.


 No.123925

>>123922

Are you the NEET who asked the KFC girl out on a date and got horribly rejected?


 No.123926


 No.123927

>>123921

Please don't exploit it.


 No.123928

>>123897

PC is nothing special, a Ryzen 5 1600x overclocked to 3.9GHz, 16 GB ram, and a GTX1060 3Gb graphics card, a corsair h100i v2 cooler, Samsung evo m.2 250GB ssd, with 3 Western digital Black 1 Tb drives and 2 BD drives


 No.123929

>>123927

You don't sound like you mean it.


 No.123930

Employed aboriginal alcoholic


 No.123931

>>123930

I break the mold.


 No.123932

Racist unemployed white man


 No.123933

>>123927

>>123929

His ass has untapped potential.


 No.123934

>>123932

What a fuckin' champ ayy


 No.123935

Are you drinking that last Wild Turkey tonight?


 No.123936

Model aboriginal employee


 No.123937

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 No.123938

>>123925

I wonder if that NEET will ever return to his local kfc again.


 No.123939

>>123935

Already did.

It was sort of shit, not enough to do anything.


 No.123940

>>123938

He said he would. I do not understand how he could.


 No.123941

What does NK smell like?


 No.123942

>>123940

Perhaps he will ask her again, persistence is key.


 No.123943

>>123939

You don't want to become dependant on it as a way to de-stress.


 No.123944

>>123941

Onions and mould.


 No.123945

>>123941

Goon, semen and vape juice.


 No.123946

>>123941

Chloroform, well that's all I smelt.


 No.123947

>>123928

>nothing special

It's a touch better than my AMD 1Ghz shit-top with Radeon 'HD Graphics'. It could play Batman Arkham Asylum though on the lowest settings.


 No.123948

>>123944

>>123945

>>123946

Delicate and refined smells


 No.123949

>>123938

We'll make her change her mind. We'll organise a neetstrike for that KFC store - without their executive patrons they'll be bankrupt within a week. That girl will be giving blowies behind the deep fryer to neetdick or she'll be losing her job.


 No.123950

>>123949

Finally some action on this issue.


 No.123951

>>123940

Weber seems to be a pretty intelligent being. Just let down by his (lack of) height. One of the few people here I'd willingly meet irl.


 No.123952

>>123951

How tall is weber again?


 No.123953

>>123951

I don't think that was weber, I have a feeling it was the hypochondriacNEET.


 No.123954

>>123950

She won't need to buy any food for the week given her daily cum intake


 No.123955

>>123952

I heard 7ft


 No.123956

>>123951

Only 3/4 of the man you expected?


 No.123957

>>123900

I've done it before, kneeding can be a bitch


 No.123958

>>123951

what about me


 No.123959

>>123953

It was Weber.


 No.123960

>>123959

Are you Weber?


 No.123961

>>123960

I might be.


 No.123962

>>123961

Have you been back to the KFC since the incident?


 No.123963

>>123914

>>123912

I haven't tried even stuff like gnocchi or ravioli since high school. I'll have to try it out next week some time. Probably gnocchi (spelling?) as I have spuds in the garden I'm ignoring because I'm kind of sick of them.

>>123918

If I apologize, will you pretend I meant it. Just bantz mate. I'm sure you're clean for a nigger.


 No.123964

>>123951

wow rude


 No.123965

>>123962

No. Not that I'm supposed to be eating that junk anyway.


 No.123966

>>123965

How is the diet going? Have you been going to the gym?


 No.123967

>>123952

5'6"

>>123958

INFOSEX


 No.123968

really feel like cooking some mussles likely in a tomato derived sauce with some pasta


 No.123969

>>123968

Throw in a lot of fresh parsley.


 No.123970

I would meet all you fine gentlemen.


 No.123971

>>123970

Just don't abuse my trust to steal my playstation like some other neet said he would years ago


 No.123972

>>123970

Really?


 No.123973

>>123966

It has been pretty consistent actually, and I have been going to the gym.


 No.123974

>>123971

I'm not interested in playstations tbh.

>>123972

Yes.


 No.123975

>>123755

>anonIB

the normie shitstorm and outrage from that was truly glorious


 No.123976

>>123973

Are you experiencing much soreness after workouts?


 No.123977

be prepared


 No.123978

>>123977

ominous post


 No.123979

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>>123963

I've never made - or even tried - gnocchi before either. Anxiety/depression deters me from trying new things.


 No.123980

>>123976

Next day makes walking fun, but nothing exceptional.


 No.123981

>>123974

I would not want to meet one of the nasty NEETs.


 No.123982

>>123980

Stick at it mate. Keep us updated on your progress.


 No.123983

>>123970

Even if I'm gassy?


 No.123984

tfw 5'10/177cm

>>123970

I would too gentlemanNEET


 No.123985

>>123981

I would, perhaps I could take away their nastiness.


 No.123986

>>123977

Did you have another one of your coach Molinaro dreams?


 No.123987

>>123985

This is what abused women think they can do with their shitbag boyfriends.


 No.123988

>>123985

It's probably the same as the old conservation of energy rule. It is neither created or destroyed, just transferred.


 No.123989

>>123983

Yes, I don't judge.


 No.123990

>>123970

thanks, I feel like I'm a social wreck but if I ever see any of you guys I'd offer you a trip to dans and we can all hang out


 No.123991

>>123985

What a kind hearted NEET


 No.123993

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 No.123994

>>123985

By sharing your negress?


 No.123995

>>123991

You say that but perhaps his methods are uncouth


 No.123996

Bum rash




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