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 No.21937

Previous Thread: >>21182

 No.21938

Thank god someone else did it, I was getting stressed out trying to find the right pepe


 No.21939

SYDNEY


 No.21940

File: d1e188a1d211910⋯.jpg (46.1 KB, 950x258, 475:129, 3-ways.jpg)


 No.21941

15 minutes

15 FUCKING minutes that I HAD TO WAIT FOR THE NEW THREAD

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE


 No.21942

>>21941

This is why it's lazy edition.


 No.21943

>>21935

also yeah the SA/NSW/VIC border is even better


 No.21944

ADELAIDE


 No.21945

>>21914

>Fast forward half an hour of confidence-pumping courtesy of mumzy and I get a text letting me know the dates are about to begin.

I wish my mummybot gave me nursing handjobs when I was nervous.


 No.21946

thoughts about becoming a chugger?


 No.21947

>>21946

Whats that?


 No.21948

File: 29df14130be6b55⋯.gif (1.22 MB, 366x333, 122:111, f6377b3721bcaaed246657c30d….gif)

>>21941

May be it's time to improve your planning skills, there are many areas you can improve your performance in increasing your goon intake

>tfw not being the first Dan poster it makes me

>tfw little depressed


 No.21949

>>21946

thoughts about becoming a CIAnigger?


 No.21950

>>21947

>>21949

those annoying fags soliciting money for charities on sidewalks.


 No.21951

>>21950

why not? you could put it on your resume!


 No.21952

>>21950

Oh, yeah, fuck those guys, don't become one.


 No.21953

>>21951

<Serial sex pest

Why would I want to put that on my resume?


 No.21954

File: fd07b73456a7504⋯.jpg (242.49 KB, 1000x750, 4:3, chips.jpg)

Good haul today NEETs.


 No.21955

>>21954

I can't eat salt and vinegar chips, shit just ulcerates my mouth.


 No.21956

>>21946

If you've got a tolerance for the work, go for it. I wouldn't be able to do it, and I don't give those guys the time of the day, but it pays.


 No.21957

>>21955

>shit just ulcerates my mouth.

Your mouth wouldn't be good for many jobs if that is the case, if it cannot handle the unexpected loads of salty and sour chips.


 No.21958

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>>21956

>it pays


 No.21959

>>21955

after a while you build up a resistance, i think your inner cheeks or something just get a coating of mucus like your stomach so the acid doesnt get to the skin


 No.21960

>>21958

It does pay though? You will get paid doing it. Not sure what the confusion is.


 No.21961

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>>21958

>>21960

Not all paying jobs are dignified for NEETs with such high and crushing standards


 No.21962

One of these days I'm going to save all the images from all the /ausneets/ threads and dump the brainlets all in one go.


 No.21963

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>>21962

How much does it pay?


 No.21964

>tfw running out of food but can't be bothered going to the shops


 No.21965

>>21963

more (you)s than you could ever imagine


 No.21966

>>21964

Go for a late night NEETshop if you have one of those 24hr stores.


 No.21967

>>21966

I can't drive and I don't want an abo to mug my tendies


 No.21968

>>21939

again you beat me to it


 No.21969

File: 4c061da23c0939a⋯.jpg (28.31 KB, 680x422, 340:211, 1513931859552.jpg)

>>21965

What about angry wojacks?


 No.21970

>>21967

I'll drive you to the shops and protect you from the abos.


 No.21971

>>21967

>Abbos

>Mug

What.


 No.21972

>>21970

I hope he protects his anal potential


 No.21973

>>21971

they occasionally stab people, usually other abos but you never know


 No.21974

Is this the board for NZ NEETs do? I assume we don't number enough to have our own board…


 No.21975

>>21974

only if you admit that your accent is weird


 No.21976

>>21974

>Is this the board for NZ NEETs do?

you'll fit in here, don't worry


 No.21977

>>21975

You first.

Everyone's accent is weird, right?


 No.21978

>>21974

All NEETs are welcome.


 No.21979

>>21978

Even pajeet NEETs?


 No.21980

>>21974

>I need siven dollars to buy fush and chups

welcome


 No.21981

>>21979

Almost all NEETS are welcome.


 No.21982

File: de7f7eeea657332⋯.png (1.21 MB, 960x960, 1:1, 1513930216036.png)

>>21979

Last time you did that, you tricked me!

NEVER AGAIN

I will hunt you down if you do it


 No.21984

File: d4ec685edffbf58⋯.jpg (37.12 KB, 800x450, 16:9, well.jpg)

>>21976

Off to a good start…

>>21980

Eerily accurate, but mostly only in the slightly more expensive places… usually get them around $2.50-$3 per scoop/fish. They cheaper where you are?

>>21979

Depends, do you consider child slaves NEETs?


 No.21985

>>21984

They have a job to do so no.


 No.21987

>>21984

I wish, my local fish shop charges like $5 for a half-scoop of shitty, doughy chips. Last time I bought them they were still liquid on the inside, I ended up throwing them in the oven to finish them myself.

Nice fish and steak burgers though, so who knows.


 No.21988

>>21984

>Depends, do you consider child slaves NEETs?

North Korean child slaves work for the Juche orientation system of enlightenment. I consider this education and a form of payment for recieving goods and services for their patriotic dedication. That excludes them from being a NEET


 No.21989

>>21987

>I ended up throwing them in the oven to finish them myself.

Ask them to cook them longer so they are very crispy. Not burnt but it is nice when they are hot and very crispy, especially with a bit of gravy on top tbh


 No.21990

>>21989

I would, but the poor guy who works there, half the time by himself, always looks so miserable and overworked already. Might see if they do gravy next time there, though.

It is a literal 12 second walk from my apartment door to there, though, so I feel duty-bound to patronize them every other week or so.


 No.21991

>>21987

huh, that's fucked

$2.50 for a scoop that more than fills me up is a great treat for a NEET

Hey does Burger King do the $2 cheese burgers over there? And does Burger King and McDonald's do the $1 large frozen drinks?

>>21988

kek


 No.21992

>>21989

I like my chips to have a crunchy outside but they need to still be soft inside. This is a very delicate balance. Few places are able to get it right.


 No.21993

>>21989

speaking of chips

HJ chips are the best among fast food. KFC ones are the worst, most of the time they are smushed up like mire solid mash


 No.21994

>>21991

Does McDonalds over there still sell those meme meat pies?


 No.21995

>>21991

I think Burger King/Hungry Jacks does do them, but most of their menu are like 4-5000 kJ burgers designed to cleave your lifespan.

I think the cheapo thing at the moment that McDonalds is pushing are $2 McFlurries. Not half bad.


 No.21996

>>21995

>cleave your lifespan

What an odd turn of phrase.


 No.21997

I'm going to quit tfw depressed posting.


 No.21998

>>21997

What has inspired this?


 No.21999

>>21997

tfw impressed


 No.22000

>>21998

It's socially irresponsible


 No.22001

>tfw depressed


 No.22002

>>22001

you almost made it


 No.22003

>>22000

I am glad you see it that way. I am very impressed.


 No.22004

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>>21974

>NZ NEETs

Don't call yourself that please


 No.22005

>>21999

>tfw big impressed

>>22001

Needs to become

>tfw blessed by Dan

>>22004

Why didn't your post include a description of your most recent fart?


 No.22006

It's almost my 4th neetday, im worried im too stuck in my ways. Can't say im too depressed considering the hell that was my last job.


 No.22007

>>22006

what was your last job?


 No.22008

>>22007

my money is on salt miner


 No.22009

>>22006

>>22007

And how did it end?


 No.22010

>>22006

Is that four years or four days?


 No.22011

>>21994

they've been selling them again for a while now I think, never tried one

>>21995

shit I'd try a McFlurry again for that, fuckin more than $4 here.

>>22004

What do you suggest? A Kiwi NEET? Don't like referring to myself as a Kiwi.

The name of this board is Aus NEETs…


 No.22012

>>22010

I also have this question, if it was at least the third day, we could say

>On the third day wanking, I made my first my post on the gen


 No.22013

>>22011

Post hairy legs please.


 No.22014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2s1I_U8xSw&t=3m31s

>all we really like is what we know

why is this lyric so comfy

>inb4 b&


 No.22015

>>22013

Do not listen to this man, he collects legs, trying to be the first human caterpillar.


 No.22016

File: 8d80cab48421e69⋯.jpg (30.76 KB, 552x600, 23:25, 8d80cab48421e69ccfe653346b….jpg)


 No.22017

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>22014

I LOVED THIS SHOW TOO


 No.22018

>>22017

hard to believe that meme is older than half the posters on 4chan now


 No.22019

>>22018

gooby pls


 No.22020

>>22013

I don't think we're any hairier than the blokes you have over there?

I lost my phone a week ago anyway so I've no camera. I should find it soon or someone might try come find me at my address.


 No.22021

WINZNEET is an acceptable alternative, as is aotearoaNEET. Do *not* use NZ NEET.

Anyway, can you cunts please help me craft this message to the woman I met last night? I keep looking at my profile picture and losing all my confidence; I'm honestly just physically unattractive as fuck and I can't imagine she actually enjoyed the conversation in any non-platonic way. I'm going to force myself to write to her anyway, I don't give a fuck about being rejected for once and I'd like to capitalize on that. How about this:

>Heya, I had a great time talking to you Saturday night. An old friend of mine is flying into Sydney this Friday afternoon and I'll be in the city afterward, how about drinks at [specific bar] at 8?

I want BRUTAL criticism. If that sounds beta or aggressive I need to know because I'm functionally autistic. I don't want to make her feel pressured into the meeting but I also don't want to come across as a m'ladying little cuck who disqualifies himself by apologizing and saying something like "and if you don't feel like coming that's okay too haha". Please help.


 No.22022

>>22006

iktf. i refuse to be depressed as long as i don't have to work.


 No.22023

>>22021

Fighting the other nzneet for the title will make you look alpha to your desired female


 No.22024

>>22007

IT helpdesk, dealing with exec boomers all day every day. got to over 1000 outstanding tickets one time. Eventually everyone else on my team quit but me, Was doing sysadmin work for multimillion dollar clients with the title of helpdesk intern. The stress changed me and I eventually got fired because I could never meet their ridiculous expectations.

>>22010

which do you think?


 No.22025

>>22021

I'd replace the heya, with hi or hello.

I'd leave out the friend backstory altogether and just ask if she'd like to meet at X at Y for a drink.

Texting is for logistics, not conversation.


 No.22026

>>22021

You are asking the wrong group of people for advice with women mate.


 No.22027

>>22025

and use her name when you say hi


 No.22028

>>22018

Indeed, I really loved Dolan I got a few good chuckles from its dark humour.

>>22021

*Use Hey

*Not certain what the old friend has to do with the date, if you going to location for a date it should be for the date.

*May be just be upfront. ''Do you want to continue the conversation at [specific bar] at X?

My experience is limited in this field though, but you want to establish the relationship IRL not online where you can be more personal about you. If she likes you for who you are, then continue talking. Most of points agree with this post:

>>22025


 No.22029

It's not texting as such, it's messaging through the dating app set up by the speed dating service. How about this:

>Hey Ryan, I had a great time with you Saturday night. I'll be in Sydney again next weekend, do you want to continue the conversation at Betabar at 9?

>>22028

>*Not certain what the old friend has to do with the date, if you going to location for a date it should be for the date

I need to travel three hours to get there, I can't admit that I'm driving for three hours on L plates with my mum just to have a half hour date.


 No.22030

>>22021

I like WINZNEET, not that I've ever had much fuckin help from them. Obviously aotearoaNEET is too long, and I'll never remember how to spell it.

I think your message is fine, and I understand the need for

>An old friend of mine is flying into Sydney this Friday afternoon and I'll be in the city afterward

but it sounds too obvious. Maybe that's fine, maybe she understands that's how the game is played and it doesn't really matter, but I would still suggest you could use different phrasing for "An old friend of mine".


 No.22031

>>22021

Do not mention the "old friend" it makes her seem like an afterthought. Just say Hi I really liked talking to you at the speed date things and would you like to get together some time to get to know each other better?


 No.22032

>>22030

>Hi Ryan, an old FWB is flying into Sydney on Friday so I'll be only slightly exhausted and ready to continue the conversation around 9, what do you say?


 No.22033

>>22029

>I need to travel three hours to get there

I don't want to be too brutal but that sounds like a long distance relationship, if she lives in Sydney. If you do connect and begin a relationship do you see yourself traveling this distant to keep the relationship alive?


 No.22034

>>22021

>taking advice from maladjusted virgins

Oh i can't wait to hear how this goes


 No.22035

>>22029

>I need to travel three hours to get there, I can't admit that I'm driving for three hours on L plates with my mum just to have a half hour date.

I wouldn't bring any of this up until much later if you can help it. Be careful making up stories about why you're in town, as it might prompt more questions and you'll have to keep track of your BS.


 No.22036

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>>22029

Yeah I would go for that. No need to specifically justify why you're there in the message like before.

Good luck with Ryan!


 No.22037

>>22029

>>22036

nah mate dont say 'do you want to continue the conversation' that sounds robotic and lame.

what you had here >>22021 was completely fine except for the 'heya' bit. you can just say youll be in sydney though, no need for the backstory.


 No.22038

>>22034

>Oh i can't wait to hear how this goes

another quality post from a maladjusted virgin


 No.22039

>>22037

good point, depends if he was talking with another autist or not though


 No.22040

File: f2cbfb4ff92d62e⋯.png (65.63 KB, 600x698, 300:349, 1502024948039.png)

Is Ryan a woman's name?


 No.22041

>>22040

anything is a woman's name nowadays


 No.22042

>>22031

Isn't "some time" too noncommittal? She met four other men so there are probably several Chads circling as we speak, I need to act quickly and decisively.

>>22033

I would drag my dick through a sea of broken glass the length of the Kokoda trail if it meant just brushing my lips against her sweet elbow, so no, I don't have any problem with a LTR. I do need to cut out the lies though.


 No.22043

>>22041

Anything is a women nowadays.


 No.22044

>>22037

>nah mate dont say

How do you propose to bring up the date then Mr Smooth operator?


 No.22045

File: d6337f13bdaa4af⋯.jpg (54.99 KB, 351x351, 1:1, 1515144121062.jpg)

If you need a team of highly intelligent maladjusted virgins to brainstorm an opening line for 20 minutes, how do you think you will cope in the thick of conversation? :^)

Perhaps you could wear an ear piece and we'll all tell you what to say over voice chat :^)


 No.22046

>>22040

It's short for Ryanabella.


 No.22047

>>22042

>Isn't "some time" too noncommittal? She met four other men so there are probably several Chads circling as we speak, I need to act quickly and decisively.

Specify a time and place.

If she wants to but can't, she'll suggest an alternative.

If she's not interested she'll say no.


 No.22048

File: a117cc6f4e21ae8⋯.png (109.67 KB, 665x1145, 133:229, 53c6473e07f7f3903d8ecef416….png)

>>22045

Sperging out because I called you out on being a maladjusted virgin in response to your trolling does not require you to continue the facade that you're a chad


 No.22049

>Hey Ryan, I had a great time with you Saturday night. I'll be in Sydney again next weekend, do you want to meet up at Betabar at 9?

This is my new working draft, does anyone have any criticism?

>>22040

Unless she's an especially convincing MtF, yes it is this woman's name.

>>22045

I wonder how she'd react if she found out I had ten sweaty obese unemployed virgins sitting in a Discord channel in my ear, giving me live advice? Alternatively, I think this would be a funny and silly way to introduce myself to a random woman if I made it obvious that I was following directions from someone in my earpiece.


 No.22050

>>22049

>Alternatively, I think this would be a funny and silly way to introduce myself to a random woman if I made it obvious that I was following directions from someone in my earpiece.

Right up until RapeNEET gets in your ear…


 No.22051

>>22049

You should not mention a time and date like that. You first need to know that she is interested. It seems too presumptuous.


 No.22053

File: aadcffc8541eb4a⋯.gif (2 MB, 360x264, 15:11, 1514072971413.gif)

>>22050

>Right up until RapeNEET gets in your ear…


 No.22054

>>22049

That sounds pretty good m8.


 No.22055

>>22048

different guy and intended playfully :)

>>22049

Haha, hey it's all about finding the right one who accepts you as you are. You need to find a nice NEET girl.


 No.22056

Gave my phone number to a couple old "friends" I ran into the other day, I thought to myself "ha why do they ask, I know they will never message me" 4 days later and im pretty smug about my prediction ability.

also why do women have so few interests? When I talk to some random guy I can always find common ground by talking about cars or property tax or something. Women seem to have no clue about anything but whatever is on their facebook or snapchat feed.


 No.22057

>>22052

Congratulations on your progress towards the Nurgle 2018 fuzed/fuzzed to a chair competition


 No.22058

>>22050

I thought rapeneet was VN (virgin, not vape, unless they're the same)?

>>22051

I cannot afford to wait around for her to suggest a time. I need to strike immediately or some square-jawed guy named Dave or Steve is going to swoop in and fuck it up for me.


 No.22059

File: 91a1338180e35d6⋯.png (35.95 KB, 623x450, 623:450, 1514072265854.png)

>>22057

>fuzed/fuzzed


 No.22060

>>22051

From what I understand of /r/theredpill theory:

- he already established she might like him last Saturday

- he doesn't want to appear to be making plans AROUND HER, he wants to act like he's doing something regardless

- written comms are purely for logistics


 No.22061

File: 28c236764a6502a⋯.jpg (43.39 KB, 599x401, 599:401, 1513931120240.jpg)

>>22058

>Dave or Steve is going to swoop in and fuck it up for me.


 No.22062

File: 0c5ad551bb7dc37⋯.png (113.27 KB, 882x900, 49:50, tfw.png)

>>22052


 No.22063

>>22056

Most women aren't forced into doing hobbies to seem interesting. For the majority, they list talking with friends, shopping, and partying as hobbies. They aren't real hobbies though. I would avoid these women since they have zero personality.


 No.22064

>>22045

>20 people screaming different lines in your ear at the same time during a date

sounds like a plan


 No.22065

>>22058

No you are making a mistake. This way you are going to get rejected twice. She will say "sorry I'm busy that night" and then you will say "lets make it another night then" and then she will crush you by saying "sorry I don't want to see you at all".


 No.22066

Hey NEETs, I've been depressed to the point of barely using my computer lately, So I haven't been around since gen 18 or sometime like that, anything been up lately that I've missed? going to the doctor tommorow, left the house for first time in a few days today, went to the centre of melbourne and bought myself a coffee and came home, was good and there were more whites than usual which made me happy, I hope I can adjust back to relatively normal as I start waging for the first time in my life in a week, anyway sorry for the blogpost I'll try be around now


 No.22067

>>22066

Good luck waging NEET. Well done getting that job.


 No.22068

>>22066

tl;dr

>tfw depressed

>dedication to the gen

>quality blog post overall


 No.22069

File: 871ee6bb9299df5⋯.jpg (13.01 KB, 210x240, 7:8, default_huckleberry-hound-….jpg)

Back from wagedom for another week.

>280 posts

time to get comfy and catch up with the gen, the only notable thing I did today was have a little pizza from bakers delight in norwood in the mall I used to visit when my grandpa used to live there like 10 years ago.


 No.22070

>>22069

Welcome back mate. I thought you vowed never to eat while waging?


 No.22071

>>22066

spergNEET?

I was wondering where you'd got to.


 No.22072

Fuck, I was going to take her to a shitty dive bar that was loud and fun the last time I went. I haven't been out at night in like five years, does anyone know of a safe fun bar in Sydney where I'm not going to get mogged to death by a billion 6'4" rich male models?

>>22065

If she tells me she's busy I'll take that as a total rejection because otherwise she'd try to reschedule on a night that she's free, right?


 No.22073

>>22072

the bar I wanted is permanently closed as of last august btw


 No.22074

>>22072

>If she tells me she's busy I'll take that as a total rejection because otherwise she'd try to reschedule on a night that she's free, right?

That is correct.


 No.22075

>>22070

Cheers bud

I was running late getting there so I didn't stop to get a hero roll and told bosslady then she wanted to stop and get a coffee after I said I missed breaky so we stopped there.

I only had a little pizza because I knew a big meal would root me like last week.

One of the owners of one of the businesses rocked up and told me to get down on my hands and knees and clean out the skirt things rolling doors run on, I could tell she was getting off on the power.


 No.22076

>>22073

Google using normie terms or social media to study normies you knew? Just prepare your wallet to get rapped by hipster prices.


 No.22077

>>22075

How did you hold up physically?


 No.22078

>>22067

Thanks NEET, I was surprised to get it as well

>>22071

Yes


 No.22079

>>22056

yes, one of the many aspects in which most women are inferior to men


 No.22080

>>22066

If you are depressed, you should plan to go somewhere, even if just for a day.

just take a train to the end of the line, stay around for a couple hours, then head back home.

maybe go to a caravan park there are sometimes interesting people there who you can talk to but will never see again, good for improving social skills


 No.22081

>>22080

>maybe go to a caravan park

h-h-hi h-how are you today?

<M8 just cut the crap, how much amphetamine do you want?


 No.22082

>>21789

That era of zappa's stuff is my favourite, it's the point when he was famous enough to afford really good musicians (he payed them salaries rather than royalties) and not before he got all grumpy, full of himself and sort of repetitive.

>>21795

I miss my school friends too but it's been too long and we've probably all changed so much that it'd be like building relationships from scratch with people you dont know.

>>21807

>Stout.

fuck yeah, my grandpa used to go on about having "tom and jerry's" (i think that's what they were called) which iirc is hot rum and stout. Good for a cold day.

I've never tried it though.


 No.22083

>>22080

Yeah I'm planning a long hike in the Dandenongs for after my doctor visit tomorrow


 No.22084

>>22077

About an hour or so from the end my back got a pinch and the back brace belt thing wasn't helping much.

The last job has two stories so carrying shit up and down them was a bit of a hassle.

I'm still a bit stiff but not too bad really.


 No.22085

>>22058

Rape neet is neet king


 No.22086

>>22082

I have queued up the full Zappa discography to torrent.


 No.22087

File: d1e264da9e0af2b⋯.jpg (166.47 KB, 864x864, 1:1, 4D4Wjm.jpg)

>>22084

Are you catching up on old posts and replying to new posts at the same time? You are a madman.


 No.22088

>>22085

I wonder how much money he pick pocketed from those old bags to help feed his fathers addiction.


 No.22089

File: d612a734660c7ae⋯.png (56.5 KB, 1379x2031, 1379:2031, d612a734660c7aeb4813de9d79….png)

>>22087

>IKTF

When everything suddenly changes and I am transported to a old thread


 No.22090

Having to fight the temptation to start digging up potatoes before they are fully grown. I am pretty hungry.


 No.22091

>>22088

I thought Josef frizel is dead


 No.22092

File: 394504833ea6289⋯.jpg (13.45 KB, 244x244, 1:1, fe9ee25cd660632aa465a65066….jpg)

>>22090

Try the liquid diet instead


 No.22093

File: b0f0fca0c5a9220⋯.jpg (15.75 KB, 250x296, 125:148, 1496136067779.jpg)


 No.22094

>>21831

A lot of those hole patterns are the same so the mailbox might be interchangeable.

I got a new one because mine was all rusty and didn't need to drill it.

>>21835

Yeah, bunnings have helped me with doing a similar thing.

>>21867

A man can dream


 No.22095

>>22092

Liquid potatoes are my favorite kind


 No.22096

>>22093

Kek

Didn't they find an old recording for Irwin for his kids


 No.22097

>>22096

They did it's on Bindi's Instagram from memory, I ironically haven't even seen it yet


 No.22098

>>22095

I fuckin love mashed potatoes


 No.22099

I'm about to send the message. I'm anxious as fuck. Final draft:

>Hey Ryan, I had a great time Saturday night. I'll be in Sydney again this weekend, how about meeting up at Betabar on Friday at 9?


 No.22100

>>22099

Good luck mate. Keep us posted.


 No.22101

File: 206f4a6039793f0⋯.png (1.1 MB, 10000x6075, 400:243, 206f4a6039793f01338d005776….png)

>>22095

Russian Standard St Petersburg Vodka 700mL is a bit pricey, I recommend

Golden Oak Fruity White Cask 4L it pairs well with any depression and self-hatred you hold about yourself.


 No.22102

>>22097

>TFW you will never have kids

>TFW you will never die

>TFW you will never leave your kids a message for 10 years after you die

If I get terminal cancer I might do a national tv shitposting for you all


 No.22103

>>22099

Sounds good


 No.22104

>>22099

Just think about it. If it goes well and you get married, you'll have to explain to people that you're not gay for the rest of your life.


 No.22105

File: 52b5b6a2a4c01ca⋯.jpg (31.16 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 35e7206d0816991ad7c132cb7e….jpg)

>>22102

>If I get terminal cancer I might do a national tv shitposting for you all

I'll miss you…


 No.22106

>>22099

Ryan here

You're such a homo tbh why are you interested in a male


 No.22107

File: b5813a8474b6eb5⋯.jpeg (13.53 KB, 378x389, 378:389, b5813a8474b6eb54f63b30a3a….jpeg)

>>22106

You could have done better with a Dan post


 No.22108

>>22105

I'd go jump off a building holding a large sign saying have a wank with a goon and the sign would have Dan on it


 No.22109

>>22107

Ryan here

Have a goon™


 No.22110

>>22056

It's quite simple, they just don't need to.

Most women have a man who takes care of the yard outside, finances, major financial decisions etc., most modern women just get EatNow and microwave meals. They don't even hold up to their grandmothers cooking/sewing/craft/tailoring skills/hobbies in the slightest - because they don't have to, so Instagram and Snapchat feeds are what you get.

I don't mean it in a misogynistic way, they're simply products of these times. Just as are we NEETs, with definitely a deficit of real skills compared to our forefathers, most of us just consume media and wank for the most part.


 No.22111

>>22110

How can they be satisfied without a hobby

I've got a couple and yes drinking goon is a hooby


 No.22112

>>22066

Hope you're feeling better, some time off the internet/computer always perks me up. What job are you starting?

>>22080

>just take a train to the end of the line, stay around for a couple hours, then head back home.

this is good advice, especially if you have train lines that don't go through housos areas and between 9AM-11AM you only really get old people and Uni students since the wagies and schoolkids are all at work and all the dropkicks and scum of society haven't gotten out of bed yet.


 No.22113

File: df126f340a7cc91⋯.png (80.53 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 06dce5c2bcd16fcfe712ea7c60….png)

>>22108

>Con: creates cause for Dan to investigate this place and shut the meme down with Cease and Desist letters

>Pro: The Cease and Desist letter becomes our banner.

A win-win situation for us.

>>22109

KEEP TRYING SOBER DOLE BLUDGER

At least offer him some advice to swing by to pick up some refreshments before the big event


 No.22114

>>22106

alsoo Rh names are a bit homo tbh


 No.22115

>TFW I've got $60 in my acc and a week from monies and no goon


 No.22116


 No.22117

>>22111

I have a few hobbies myself. I love gardening, kayaking, hiking, prospecting/metal detecting, lifting, general backyard maintenance and used to be quite into fishing too.

Most women are inundated with social attention with the internet these days which works excellently for them as women need more social contact than men do. Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter and Tinder as well as Facebook is all a modern woman needs.


 No.22118

>>21876

>>21872

Beautiful

>>21892

I still dont understand how these come up, I'm going with the telekinesis rationale.

>>21902

wojak

>>21915

>I tell a normie woman a silly made up story about my tranny experience in Thailand and she is absolutely disgusted.

>It's too late to take this emotional nutrition back and there's nothing anyone can do about the fact I feel validated.

These have been truly exceptional posts, I feel really good for you.

It's not a gf but I know what you mean by

>Every time she touches my hands or I touch hers, I get tingles

After such a long time of being alone and without contact that is like heaven

good on you for doing it man.


 No.22119

File: 79e4b0d0b94f807⋯.jpg (215.87 KB, 1417x452, 1417:452, 9Iu2KmP.jpg)


 No.22120

File: 0bf8fd84ba6c906⋯.png (1.06 MB, 1413x1060, 1413:1060, 0bf8fd84ba6c906c31c681226c….png)

>tfw no /ausneets/ movie night


 No.22121

File: 54f0b75dfd986d4⋯.jpg (36.42 KB, 482x427, 482:427, 1445832835809.jpg)

Hey Ryan, I had a great time Saturday night. I'll be in Sydney again this weekend, how about meeting up at Stitch Bar on Friday at 9?

I just sent it. Oh my god it looks so fucking autistic now that it's plastered across my messages section. A better man would have included a joke. I know that at least one other guy sent her a message and it's probably identical to mine. Christ.


 No.22122

>>22114

I was going to counter with Rhiannon but remembered I saw her kiss a girl


 No.22123

>>22120

We will have one after the Ausneets BBQ.


 No.22125

>>22099

Make sure it's 9PM on a Monday-Thursday, otherwise you're in danger normie zone.


 No.22126

>>22121

>stitch bar is an actual place

I feel tempted to drive to Sydney that day meet there and ask "are you anon I'm Ryan"


 No.22127

>>22124

STOP BEING NARKY

I WANT TO BE THE NARKY NEET TONIGHT

I was going suggest a beta meet up at the Stitch Bar this Friday at 9


 No.22128

>>22126

he met her before so he knows what she looks like


 No.22129

>>22120

Can we include American psycho

I really like it and it shows being a wagie ruins your soul


 No.22130

File: 0a7bead0fe2fa26⋯.png (150.35 KB, 597x512, 597:512, 1fd.png)

>>22126

My body is ready anon-kun


 No.22131

>>22128

Has he actually


 No.22132

>>21928

without >>21930 you are liable to force us to expose our NEETwrath.

>>21933

I can see and feel your frustration.


 No.22133

>>22130

>>22127

Sydney neet meet it is then

Who else is up


 No.22134

>>22131

prev thread at the end, you get the whole story


 No.22135

File: 14d4fa26cecf0a8⋯.jpg (140.62 KB, 1109x677, 1109:677, 14d.jpg)

>>22133

Time for a group photo at our meet up


 No.22136

>>22029

>three hours

Canberra anon?

I might know someone who could help


 No.22137

File: 178a954dbabe0c7⋯.jpg (19.75 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1514089346883.jpg)

>>22133

I also have a heavy night of shit posting logged in for that night, just to not disappoint you


 No.22138

>>22135

Mate that's not the group photo

You should know the one


 No.22139

>>21955

I dont like salt and vinegar chips neither but the other day I got some "blackstone" (aldi brand chips) balsamic vinegar and sea salt chips and they were great.

>>21956

I used to be something similar, most of them are on commission pay, so it only pays if you are good at manipulating people into making terrible decisions.


 No.22140


 No.22141

A NEETmeet would be superb

>>22125

Oh my god why didn't you tell me this before I sent the message? I'm trying not to hyperventilate here, of course a Thursday is going to be the better choice... Friday night at any alcohol establishment is Chad central. What if they try to bully me in front of her? It's happened to me before, although with a female friend instead of a date. Should I carry a knife tucked into my belt just in case? just kiddingI know it should be a razor in my boot

>>22124

My message is so bland and forgettable. I should've included a joke about something we discussed last night. I hope all the other guys she dated that night had autistic disorders.


 No.22142

>>21979

As long as they post their poojeeta sisters


 No.22143

File: ed9f5c1d7aaf6e2⋯.png (360.88 KB, 723x645, 241:215, ed9f5c1d7aaf6e2ca51bfeed32….png)

>>22139

>only pays if you are good at manipulating people into making terrible decisions

<mfw just realized dan posters are shills working as dan's fringe market outreach program


 No.22144

File: d7bdf22a1d88d61⋯.jpg (298.58 KB, 1400x933, 1400:933, 866221c635838bca06bdca4fa0….jpg)

>>22138

It isn't, but for the meet-up if it is agreed to that will be the Sydney NEET meet up photograph. I just do not want any over excited NEETs to be disappointed unless at least two people agree to the meet-up and confirm it before on the day. I felt a little heart broken by a previous NEETs story where he travel interstate and there no awaiting BBQ for him


 No.22145

>>21993

HJ chips are great, they did a good thing changing to the ones they have now.


 No.22146

File: 63c504e0a9290a0⋯.jpg (251.63 KB, 667x1000, 667:1000, ok.jpg)


 No.22147

>>22144

To be perfectly honest I'm not sure I'd feel comfortable neeting up with anyone who isn't a named regular on this board. If we're not careful we could end up walking into a wagie ambush.


 No.22148

File: 3e24126857fa10a⋯.jpg (26.16 KB, 542x650, 271:325, 1443149634965.jpg)

She hasn't replied yet


 No.22149

File: 6553160efbf9247⋯.png (824.17 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 2b942d79359b7affbab46473d4….png)

>>22143

><mfw just realized dan posters are shills working as dan's fringe market outreach program

Revealing company secrets will get you the iron bar. I work very hard in this volunteer position for the grace of Dan.

>tfw the filename is not Goon of fortune


 No.22151

>>22139

You reminded me of this time I shortly worked as a vacuum salesman

Did 3 days learning about the vacuum cleaner the next day in the morn I did a demo i fucked up then spent 6 hours tricking people into them giving me their number for the business

Next day realised you only get money if you do a sale or lots of demos

Told no demos today just tricking people

Then I quit then and there

Never got payed the $15 for that one demo either


 No.22153

File: 3254ba6812bd627⋯.jpg (69.94 KB, 720x547, 720:547, tracey-grimshaw-23.jpg)

>>22147

I already order you a gooktoa, sit down over here. I would like to ask you about…


 No.22154

File: 22cd80cf38e6f87⋯.jpg (30.08 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 11355141_950892188308707_9….jpg)

>>22011

>Don't like referring to myself as a Kiwi.

Why is that?


 No.22155

>>22153

I'd love to hoon her ara ara's


 No.22156

>>22154

Nice pic


 No.22157

>>22148

Wait at least a couple of days

>>22152

STOP

I want to read more erotic non-fiction stories


 No.22158


 No.22159

>>22012

That sounds like a part of the 12 days of NEETdom.


 No.22160

File: cbf012a2d2694d5⋯.jpg (21.98 KB, 650x366, 325:183, 77244544c9eb5fe4dbf3140947….jpg)


 No.22161

>>22155

Maybe of I committed Dan sign suicide trace will come here


 No.22162

File: b262f43b8535b69⋯.jpg (56.4 KB, 680x680, 1:1, 69b.jpg)

>>22014

mate…


 No.22163

File: c80af4ad63a4aa5⋯.jpg (12.57 KB, 214x265, 214:265, 1492355485679.jpg)

>Ryan


 No.22164

File: 137bdcdee4a7d0d⋯.jpg (34.29 KB, 650x488, 325:244, f9a105c597fdb9e2954968ce50….jpg)

>>22161

Please don't


 No.22165

>>22020

You're on probation til we get that pic.


 No.22166

>>22164

>>22159

Fair enough if I die I won't live to ara ara trace


 No.22167

File: 86c89ec9563e23a⋯.jpg (73.49 KB, 988x782, 494:391, Dexter_(Flipper_and_Lopaka….jpg)

>>22021

>aotearoa

Krakatoa flipaka


 No.22168

File: 7be775e71e5bc1c⋯.jpg (256.49 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, https _s3-ap-southeast-2.a….jpg)

Is this Australia's Brendan Fraser


 No.22169

>>22168

who is he


 No.22170

I'm out to get goon before the goonery shuts


 No.22171

>>22169

Don Burke, he's just a misunderstood person with autism according to his ACA story


 No.22172

>>22170

Godspeed.


 No.22173

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>22152

She doesn't seem like that kind of person at all. If she's going to reject me she'll probably tell me she's busy on that day and that will be that. is it really that autistic to ask her when she's free if she tells me she can't make it on the date I suggested?


 No.22174

>>22058

>rapes for his dolebux

>is a virgin

tsk tsk

>>22059

>no reply

he's too much of a brainlet to see the mistake


 No.22175

>>22173

I thought for ages that that song was sung by a guy.


 No.22176

File: 8194a315ac46218⋯.jpg (23.76 KB, 650x366, 325:183, a59d679ff89d096b458d9c399a….jpg)

I feel that Don Burke is an important forced meme that could get us that prized Cease and Desist letter when he threatens to sue us somehow


 No.22177

>>22078

>Yes

You alright?


 No.22178

>>22174

>he's too much of a brainlet to see the mistake

I made both the original post and the brainlet post. I just felt too defeated at the stage to make a post after fucking it up that badly…


 No.22179

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>22175

Until a few days ago I thought this song was sung by a woman


 No.22180

File: 7af6b57f90eb88d⋯.png (109.48 KB, 277x255, 277:255, 7af6b57f90eb88d5ca2ac357e6….png)

>>22129

If we have /ausneets/ movie night, we should start with something Australian like Bad Boy Bubby which was filmed in Adelaide.


 No.22181

>>22180

Do you want to meet up with other Adelaide NEETs?


 No.22182

>>22181

I am too autistic for that.


 No.22183

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>22180

What about a true classic


 No.22184

>>22182

That's a shame.


 No.22185

I'd go to a NEET-meet but we're all pretty scattered around the country.


 No.22186

File: 493effde3786bce⋯.png (341.11 KB, 717x480, 239:160, 493.png)

>>22185

>scattered

How did you know my feel?


 No.22187

We should all meet up in Tassie during the winter and scout out some land for the NEETcompound.


 No.22188

>>22185

The world cannot allow that much concentrated spaghetti in one location.


 No.22189

File: 5fd125cb104e566⋯.jpg (72.88 KB, 864x960, 9:10, 1518129484785.jpg)

>>22188

Don't worry, I'll hold your hand while you go up to the bar when it's your turn to shout us beers.


 No.22190

File: 95e0c0c6d56b672⋯.jpg (313.44 KB, 759x422, 759:422, neet strike.jpg)

>>22180

It's been nineteen minutes and she still hasn't replied, do you think she's having internet trouble? Seriously though is it reasonable to give her 24hrs to respond to my message? I think I'll feel tense until she replies or blocks me or some deadline runs out and I can be sure she's not going to reply ever. BTW I'm super happy you cunts and the guys on /aus/ encouraged me to do this, I was right on the verge of backing out. I feel good.


 No.22191

>>22183

Chopper would be fine too.

>>22184

I wouldn't mind meeting up with people from here, I miss having real life friends. Maybe one day I wont be so autistic.


 No.22192

>>22190

Give her a hard day or two to make up her mind about whether or not she wants you around, after that I'd call it a bust.


 No.22193

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>22086

Umm. I dont think that's a great move tbh, there's over a hundred albums. There's still 1000's of hours of unedited recordings, enough for another album every year for the next 50 years.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Zappa_discography

I'd start with (these are in chronological order, not best to worst)

Freak Out!, We're Only in It for the Money, Hot Rats, Weasels Ripped My Flesh, Over-Nite Sensation, Apostrophe ('), Bongo Fury, Sheik Yerbouti and Joe's Garage

They're just the tip of the iceberg but there's some good stuff in there

There's a dvd called The Dub Room Special and that should be your starting point imo.

This video is shit because heaps is cut out, most of zappas stuff is taken off youtube

The piece has no actual notation, just rhythmic indicators. Each musician has to make it up on the spot.

These are cool too, there's heaps of cool shit

https://youtu.be/u7SFtnOX5eA

https://youtu.be/gSUHGcVda0g


 No.22194

>>22191

>Maybe one day I wont be so autistic.

It won't happen by accident. You have to choose to do things that take you out of your comfort zone. Like meeting your friendly local NEETs.


 No.22195

>>22193

Thank you for this advice. I have bookmarked your post and will use it as my guide once the torrent is downloaded.


 No.22196

>>22194

That's throwing myself in the deep-end which means I'll probably come out worse than I started.


 No.22197

>>22194

Wise words.

I believe this is something that all NEETs must face eventually, without choosing, but by force.


 No.22198

>>22196

You are determined to be miserable. I can see the flaws in your thinking very clearly in the way you express yourself. You sound just like the guy who was telling us all the absurd and bad reasons there was no way he could get his drivers licence.


 No.22199

Any other neets especially good at remembering faces? I think I have a legitimate superpower, I can walk past someone I met ten years ago and immediately recognize them at a glance. I want to see how well you friends do at this test, it only take a couple minutes.

https://greenwichuniversity.eu.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_e3xDuCccGAdgbfT

>>22189

My visual memory is fucking amazing, I must've seen the original photo of that pepe more than half a decade ago and I identified it immediately. Do you have the IRL version?


 No.22200

>>22199

>My visual memory is fucking amazing, I must've seen the original photo of that pepe more than half a decade ago and I identified it immediately. Do you have the IRL version?

I remember it too, but unfortunately I don't have the IRL version.


 No.22201

>>22198

I can get my full licence in a few months, I'd be more than happy to take NEETs out for driving lessons.


 No.22202

>>22201

That is very generous of you.


 No.22203

>>22194

Why didn't you post the image with the guy that was 50 year old NEET. He had a breakdown when asked about his life because he just afraid of everything in life and therefore achieved nothing.


 No.22204

>>22087

I was trying to but I'm only just catching up now.


 No.22205

>>22185

We have a few neets relatively close

In Vic we have 2 Gippsland neets and 1-3 Melbourne neets **Is monk still a Melbourne neet or has he fully moved to Jakarta*"

In wa we have 2 Perth neets and a albaneet

In SA we have 2 Lizbeth neets

Qld has a brissy and a cairnsneet

NSW and ACT has a south sydney neet or two, a Monaro neet and a Canberra neet

We also in NSW have a neet 3 hours from Sydney but that's either the Monaro or Canberra neet


 No.22206

>>22092

>irishman telling NEETo to not eat the potato


 No.22207

>>22199

Got like 10/14. I'm fucking terrible with faces, names, voices, streetnames and anniversaries, though.

So like a Memorylet.


 No.22208

>>22205

I meant to say that he might be Canberra or Monaro but he could be dubbo or hunter or some shit


 No.22209

File: 61fe57b34ef2f6d⋯.png (429.12 KB, 473x484, 43:44, sukura.png)

>absurd and bad reasons there was no way he could get his drivers licence

Fuck you, I'm not spending $70 on that bullshit.

>determined to be miserable

I'm pessimistic about any form of social interaction because it's going to be bad no matter what I'm thinking.


 No.22210

>>22114

heh

I get it. I know you dont really mean it though


 No.22211

>>22206

>Irishman telling people to get drunk off of said potato


 No.22212

>>22121

>A better man would have included a joke.

post "jk" when he replies


 No.22213

>>22180

I've never watched mad max


 No.22214

>>22143

I've unironically thought this many times.


 No.22215

Where is ryanneet


 No.22216

>>22146

A man after my own heart, with a razor

thank you and welcome.


 No.22217

>>22148

>she

you ruined the story


 No.22218

>>22143

I do it for free and of my own free will

Though if you're willing to pay oh danny boy


 No.22219

>>22217

>>she

Has


 No.22220

>>22218

Like dropping a cheaky tenner for Dan


 No.22221

>>22151

They're leeches. Exploit lowly people to work for them to exploit more lowly people.


 No.22222


 No.22223

File: 039ff85caed8f2a⋯.webm (281.01 KB, 664x480, 83:60, bwah.webm)


 No.22224

>>22161

That's the only way I'd show off more than my legs or gut.


 No.22225

>>22223

Don't post weird spooky goblins like that without a warning.


 No.22226

>>22221

I fucking know


 No.22227

File: 23f3dd505d11c84⋯.webm (960.17 KB, 312x344, 39:43, fiya.webm)


 No.22228

>>22221

>tfw at the bottom of the pyramid scheme


 No.22229

>>22200

Disappointing tbh. I fapped to it one time.


 No.22230

>>22173

great song

>>22179

I thought that for ages too


 No.22231

Hey neets

Wagie here and in convoy I said it took me a year to get my job and were more confused when I said I was looking for a job

You fucks are right, they don't get it


 No.22232

>>22222

Checled


 No.22233

File: 6f29e55eb27d744⋯.jpg (41.57 KB, 179x260, 179:260, bubby mum.jpg)

>>22180

Bad Boy Bubby is a great film, perfect choice.


 No.22234

>>22179

I thought the same about the Hansen brothers song


 No.22235

>>22231

Congrats on being promoted to wagie. Or demoted. Matter of perspective, really.


 No.22236

>>22189

That's not his hand


 No.22237

>>22201

iirc you need your full licence for 2 years


 No.22238

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>22234

I saw the music video for mmmbop and thought the singer was a girl because his hair and face. I like Hanson's other song.


 No.22239

>>22237

Not if you're over 25


 No.22240

>>22231

I wish you had included the additional words in this post which would have made it make sense.


 No.22241

>>22233

I take back my original suggestion of chopper, that movie seems very more appropriate


 No.22242

>>22239

ah cool. didn't know that.

I'm on p2's too


 No.22243

>>22240

>>22240

When I said i was looking form an entry job


 No.22244

File: 6782ca73dbe1969⋯.jpg (1.95 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 1518343249879206349113.jpg)

This thing is starting to annoy me


 No.22245

>>22243

and the rest of them.


 No.22246

>>22192

Yeah good call, I'll hold out hope until Tuesday evening and then call it a rejection.


 No.22247

>>22233

I've never heard of this film and looked up the blurb and it sounds really good


 No.22248

>>22241

I was expecting a weirdo movie full of sensationalist shit for the sake of it. It's got some truly touching moments and i related with him way more than I wanted to.


 No.22249

holy SHIt cunts since when did it display the day next to each post like: (Sun) etc etc


 No.22250


 No.22251

>TFW no one checks your fuck up of a post that got quints but at least you cucked an aifag out of the get


 No.22252

>>22247

In one of my videos I say there's a 60 foot anime girl (it isn't but I dont know what anime is) anyway that part of port adelaide is where some of it is filmed iirc


 No.22253


 No.22254

>>22251

I checked it but it wasn't worth a reply


 No.22255

>>22248

The description on Wikipedia got me very interested and the imdb score seems descent. It's on the much watch list. Thank you for the image, it began my interested. I am watching Gook tunes now and a Gook tune image didn't get me interested


 No.22256

>>22253

that was mW


 No.22257


 No.22259

>>22252

I was down in port the other week

Didn't see any animu girls


 No.22260

>>22249

Since you changed timelines to the neets control the world universe.


 No.22261

>>22251

Thank you for the (you) sorry for my rudeness in not responding. my Dan post >17777 got no replies except for my own post, imagine that feel now


 No.22262

File: 9edf90d857c9b69⋯.jpg (32.82 KB, 657x527, 657:527, aVPWKa0.jpg)

Tomorrow will mark 50 days of no gambling, following my mega spergout in December. Managed to get my neighbor to stop buying lottery tickets as well.

Feels good to be free NEETs, we're all going to make it


 No.22263

>>22249

I was in the am/pm universe myself

Let it be


 No.22264

File: 3b6095d2e1d5620⋯.jpg (91.54 KB, 720x960, 3:4, street-art-port-adelaide-w….jpg)

>>22259

This thing


 No.22265

>>22262

I'm ahead on a win/loss ratio and keeping it that way


 No.22266

>>22262

Was the sperg out gambling related, please tell us more? I like reading about sperg outs.


 No.22267

>>22264

Guess I was in the wrong part to see it


 No.22268

>>22262

Well done mate you are doing well.


 No.22269

>>22266

A lot of my posts ARE sperg outs. You can watch them live.


 No.22270

>>17777

Nobody beats Dan Murphys

NOBODY


 No.22271

File: fda8461b6f96743⋯.jpg (86.06 KB, 640x427, 640:427, dsc_0644.jpg)

File: 78bcc98b7d933bc⋯.jpg (415.97 KB, 1200x600, 2:1, portadelaide-main.jpg)

>>22267

there's a bunch of them around the place down there


 No.22272

>>22259

Are you another Adelaide NEET? The BBQ is going to be huge.


 No.22273

>>22269

And this is Bernard Richie and welcolme to the wide world of neet spurg out


 No.22274

>>22269

b-but I don't remember this sperg out

it pisses me off


 No.22275

>>22272

No I'm a nswfag


 No.22276

What does

Trying to get property of non-object /8chan/howitzer-base/http/post.php:1164

mean?

Have any of you had it before?


 No.22277

>>22276

it means have a wank


 No.22278

>>22276

I get it occasionally. Usually my post goes through but is delayed a bit. I don't' know what causes it.


 No.22279

Monaro neet here

Is the Sydney meet this Fri going ahead


 No.22280

I'm feeling utterly despondent. It's been another unremarkable week and here I am staring down another. The only good thing about the past fortnight is that I didn't spend all of my Cenno-bux, managed to keep around $60. Payday tomorrow…


 No.22281

>>22270

cries a tear Thank you, I didn't even get one reply before


 No.22282

the beer doesn't taste so good tonight


 No.22283

>>22280

You need to spice up your routine. Break out of your comfort zone. do something different.


 No.22284

>>22281

Have a goon


 No.22285

>>22280

I'm on $40 and have to wait till Wednesday night


 No.22287

>>22282

Have a goon


 No.22288

>>22282

Abos may have pissed in it.


 No.22289

>>22287

I don't want to go outside to buy goon


 No.22290

Just did a rather large bellowing fart.

Might be time for a poo soon.


 No.22291

>>22289

If you're an East fag the shop is shut


 No.22292

>>22284

I think your post should be quoting the post number one down in the sequence


 No.22293

>>22276

rip, shitpost police are on their way. or maybe a shit php program is leaking server info. Either way we're finished.


 No.22294

>>22292

It was for that one

And the next post of mine was for the one after

Don't question my logic again or my large iron bar comes out


 No.22295

>>22294

>tfw when the next volunteer on the following shift doesn't use a Dan image to respond


 No.22296

File: fe9ee25cd660632⋯.png (61.63 KB, 244x244, 1:1, Danny.png)

>tfw the next one does


 No.22297

File: 195dce0c6dbd0c7⋯.png (14.77 KB, 222x227, 222:227, firstchoice.png)


 No.22298

>>22295

Have a goon

Dan is too stingy to afford proper bandwidth and its the end of the Internet month so we have to be stingy


 No.22299

>>22296

>>22298

>tfw severely impressed by the Dan (you)s


 No.22300

>>22297

Why would anyone go to first choice

Its so tacky


 No.22301

>>22279

I wasn't aware of any Sydney meet.


 No.22302

>>22297

>severely depressed but the competitor has to offer


 No.22303

>>22299

>TFW refreshed


 No.22304

>>22301

He is just shitposting I think.


 No.22305

>>22304

Aren't we all doing a bit of shitposting?


 No.22306

>>22208

Yeah I'm hunter region. I'll be at stitch on friday if she agrees and if not then a neet-up would be nice


 No.22307

Big poo


 No.22308

>>22301

Stitch bar 9pm Friday


 No.22309

>>22306

Sorry I can't give you a lift then


 No.22310

File: f706faf86f595bf⋯.gif (1.54 MB, 190x300, 19:30, angryjew.gif)

>>22266

>get sent a bonus bet email from (((them))) and so deposit $50

>get balance to $70 after a few days

>do a 3 leg multibet

>get 2/3, lose the lot in the last 5 minutes of play = lose

>not too down about it, just "reminded me why I don't bet anymore", forget about things

>get $100 Christmas money from a relative

>think "well I have nothing to spend my money on and the bank is closed today, so lets try our luck - I must be in for some good luck now" (gamblers fallacy)

>deposit $100 and make a 9 leg multi with like a $13k payoff

>go to sleep

>check the next day, was all on american football and hockey games

>won 8/9

>feel blood shoot up my neck, get a bit lightheaded

>even hover over "cash out $10,xxx" a few times but again, assume it's a given every time, just in pure disbelief at how lucky I am

>think about how I had such bad luck in 2017 and how $13k would really set me up well for 2018

>assume the money is won as the last game is pretty much a given, like 1.20 odds

>game begins

>go have a shower and get some breakfast to calm myself down

>the team I bet on is 2nd on the ladder playing at home and gets blown out 2-0 in the first 30 minutes of soccer by the team coming last who are plagued with injuries

>feel a bit physically sick, put my cereal down and can no longer even look at my food

>alt tabbing between the board, YouTube and the game, even check live updates on Twitter

>team makes a comeback and levels at 2-2

>hands stop shaking

>super nervous now, 10 minutes or something to go in the game

>find a livestream on reddit and tune in

>team I bet on gives away lots of penalties, fucks up three times and don't even defend

>what was going to overtime ends in the last 15 seconds, I lose

>what made it worse was I thought there was still 10 more minutes in the game so the lose comes as a shock

>click my mouse button down as hard as I can, entire desk shakes

>frisbee the bowl of cereal across my room (luckily plastic)

>do these autistic mini jumps in my room hammer punching the air

>call the betting sites up and make them cancel all my accounts, holding back the urge to literally REEEEEE, one stacie bitch asked why and I was shaking so much I could barely hold the phone properly

>grumpily walk up the stairs

>kick the top stair like a fucking idiot

>toe now in burning pain

>skulk around for the next few days and have more minor spergouts like this gif, basically just slamming windows and pretending to fight the CEO from the betting sites in the shower


 No.22311

>>22021

Read chateau heartiste.


 No.22312

>>22308

I knew something wasn't right that gay bar doesn't have any fire exists


 No.22313


 No.22314

>>22305

I never shitpost.


 No.22315

>>22314

Oh you!


 No.22316

>>22310

Holy fuck


 No.22317

>>22312

What was the gay bar where some top cunt replaced the lube dispencer with acid


 No.22318

>>22313

What is this feel?


 No.22319


 No.22320

>>22317

He was an idiot and set off a sensor that got him caught


 No.22321

>>22319

I am not smart enough to understand what you mean. I am sorry.


 No.22322

How come people are talking about an adelaide NEET meetup now but when i suggested it a few days ago everyone was all skittish.


 No.22323

can't wait for the brisbane meetup at the Beat


 No.22324

>>22323

I'll beat for a wank


 No.22325

>>22322

I will meet up with you in a few months if you want.


 No.22326

>>22322

The Adelaide neetup is a meme tbh


 No.22327

>>22321

The F5 button on your keyboard (function key 5) refreshes the page in most internet browsers. That doesn't make sense as an answer to >>22318 though. The post at >>22313 meant "tfw lazy" because this gen is the lazy edition.


 No.22328

>>22325

I'll keep that in mind.


 No.22329

>>22322

There is no adelaide neetup buddy, don't bother thinking about it too much


 No.22330

>>22327

I understand now. You were operating at several levels above me.


 No.22331

>>22330

I wasn't any of those guys, I'm just a NEET who likes to explain things.


 No.22332

>>22331

explain why I don't have a gf


 No.22333

>>22332

You didn't search hard enough for one


 No.22334

>>22333

what locations should I be targeting, big brain neet?


 No.22335

>>22334

Think of the kind of girl you're interested in and go to where she would go.


 No.22336

I might have to get out a bit tomorrow to escape that tfw depressed for a while


 No.22337

>>22327

>>22321

No it isnt. f5 is refresh

>tfw refreshed.

REFRESHED

TFW

>TFW REFRESHED


 No.22339

>>22337

>tfw auto refreshed


 No.22340

>>22337

It is even smarter than I had imagined. I had no chance.


 No.22341

>>22340

Last time i put thought into anything.


 No.22342

>>22341

It is wasted on us. Pearls before swine.


 No.22343

>>22335

My ideal girl would also never leave her house


 No.22344

>>22342

At least being a swine means I strike fear to the Muslims and Jews of the world


 No.22345

>TFW ctrl-w


 No.22346

>>22343

then just break into hers


 No.22347

painkillers in my gut, lasagna in the oven, bout to put myself and some radox in the bath, just picked up the bass and auto piloted myself into a cool groove in Cm Dorian after not picking it up in months, outsmerted the brianlets with my f5 pun, sucking on a mint,got some sanpellegrino orange drink

>tfw it can only get worse


 No.22348

>>22344

They don't fear swine they are just disgusted by them.


 No.22349

>>22343

You might have to meet her dad then.


 No.22350

>>22345

REEEEEE


 No.22351

>>22347

Sounds comfy.


 No.22352


 No.22353

>>22348

Well if I disgust the rulers of the world I'd call that a win


 No.22354

>>22350

This post warned me not to do it.


 No.22355

>>22350

You fell for it didn't you


 No.22356

>>22349

Now where do I meet her dad


 No.22357

>>22353

The king is disgusted by the peasants. This does not mean the peasants have won.


 No.22358

>>22357

A good king loves his pheasants as they are his everything and underestimating that will be his undoing

Hence why neet king, is our loyal king


 No.22359

>>22356

At a neetup.


 No.22360

>>22355

Then I had to re-find his post to vent wrath


 No.22361

>>22358

How many pheasants could a neet pheasant plucker pluck?


 No.22362

>>22359

becoming a dad requires having sex


 No.22363

>>22357

If the kings empire crumbles into trash he has nothing but a tip and as such only the bitter phrophoseers wim


 No.22364

>>22362

for now


 No.22365

>>22363

Phosphorous is always bitter.


 No.22367

good day NEETs, how are you all doing?


 No.22368

M pH top go sweep grip his we


 No.22369

>>22368

Are these the missing words from that earlier post?


 No.22370

>>22368

enis but he only managed to grab his benis


 No.22371

>>22367

Good morning Hans. I am okay today thank you.


 No.22372

>>22367

Gluten tag to you too

How goed


 No.22373

File: 3ffb238bfc5c94f⋯.jpg (176.06 KB, 1200x630, 40:21, Shannon.jpg)

Tuned into US version of celebrity Big Brother and was surprised/happy to see Shannon Elizabeth. I had some furiously-good wanks to her infamous scenes in American Pie.


 No.22374


 No.22375

>>22359

Any neets have daughters?


 No.22376

>>22361

A couple feathers before realising that is waging and goes back to sucking Dan's sweet teat


 No.22377

>>22373

I wonder what's going on with Shannon Noll


 No.22378

>>22369

Long story


 No.22379

Where is everyone

Where is hans


 No.22380

>>22366

>TFW you've been the last 7 posts


 No.22381

>>22323

I remember being hit-on there by a guy who had cerebral palsy, crutches and all. I spoke with him for a few minutes at a table before excusing myself to the toilet when I took off and went home. I hate my life.


 No.22382

>>22381

Are you gay


 No.22383

>>22379

Hans was conscripted into the Wehrmacht.


 No.22385

>>22383

Or the Dan murpheymacts


 No.22386

File: e0dd4f152489008⋯.jpg (146.48 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, NEET and his bf.jpg)

>>22381

I'm surprised going to the toilets after talking to a gay man didn't result in a more rapey story


 No.22387

>>22377

What an odd reply. He's okay as far as I know, tonight was the first round of elimination on I'm a Celeb and he survived. He did mention how pissed off he was at Simon Cowell for not releasing his 'music' in the UK.


 No.22388

>>22386

>>22386

Nice pic

Who is who though


 No.22389

>>22386

I never went to the toilets, it was all a ruse to escape.


 No.22390

>>22387

All I know about celeb get me out of here was mundine dropped in, offended everyone and fuck off


 No.22391

>>22382

No, bi. I went to The Beat a few times because it was more 'accessible' to a non-chad than the regular 'straight' clubs. I wanted pussy and thought I'd easily get it at 'da clurb'. How wrong I was.


 No.22392

>>22387

How that reply happened was I remembered a fair chuck of Aus music came from Elizabeth

Which wandered to what part of aus is Noll from


 No.22393

>>22379

Hans just came back from the toilet, it was liberating


 No.22394

>>22391

You get much gay action mate?


 No.22395

>>22391

Artificial wombs when is a question I ask every day


 No.22396

>>22393

Is the meme true about German toilets where the shit sits on a ledge instead of dropping into water?


 No.22397

>>22390

Mundine quit a few days ago citing 'family' as his reason but I'm certain it was because of his boxer rival Danny Green's unexpected inclusion that he just couldn't cope with (especially considering he lost their last fight). Mundine went on an 'anti-gay' rant after he left apparently.


 No.22398

>>22393

Did you do zee big poo


 No.22399

>>22397

I wonder if they put in Green to have mundine stop offending everyone


 No.22400

>>22394

Only when using the gay hook-up site Squirt


 No.22401

>>22400

You fuck in public places?


 No.22402

>>22400

I thought the gay hookup site was grindr


 No.22403

>>22401

If he's gay then why ask


 No.22404

Ded


 No.22405

>>22396

those things are called "Hochspüler", and yes its true. I don't have one but I have used them. Its pretty good, if you do a big poo the water doesn't splash back onto your butt. You can also take a proud look at your poo, take pictures and stuff. But,if you take a really big dump, the space between your butt and your poo is, in my experience, to narrow to avoid touching your own poo when wiping.

>>22398

Ja I did


 No.22406

>>22380

That's how I felt this morning. Everyone slept in.


 No.22407

>>22405

Güd mench


 No.22408

>>22406

Did you wank


 No.22409

>>22408

I said there wasn't anyone here. It's only good if there's an audience.


 No.22410

>>22409

Maccas would of been open


 No.22411

>>22407

Gutmensch?


 No.22412

Goodnight NEETs.


 No.22413

>>22412

Good morning to you neet, make sure you read this tomorrow and not tonight


 No.22414

>>22412

good night


 No.22415

>>22412

Good night.


 No.22416

>>22405

correction: the toilets with the ledge are apparently called Flachspüler and not Hochspüler, literally Flat-Flusher


 No.22417

>>22416

You're our new looologist


 No.22418

>>22411

No, "güd mench" or good man


 No.22419

I am off to bed myself now NEETs. Going to read some LOTR before sleep. The party has just failed to cross the mountains and are heading back down towards Moria.

Good night.


 No.22420

>>22419

Hopefully all goes well for them


 No.22421

>>22419

I too shall get some sleep but fear not neets for tommorow is goonday


 No.22422

>>22421

>goonday

I thought today was goonday


 No.22423

>>22417

Now I can finally tell my dad that I have a job

>>22418

your german hurts my soul

>>22419

good night, enjoy your reading


 No.22424

>>22412

>>22419

Good night NEETs


 No.22426

>>22420

I think they win

I mean new Zealand is still there and they managed to contain mordor to aukland iirc


 No.22427

>>22426

Not calling you a liar but when was the last time you actually saw New Zealand? Ever wonder why NZNeet is over here looking for women?


 No.22428

>>22423

Gut Mensch would be a man with a gut though :^) I now understand why uncle adi didn't like Brits and their cousins


 No.22429

I had a ticket in the lotto draw that was yesterday, today I went to the newsagent to have it checked and they closed early on a Sunday even though there were hordes of people in the shopping centre. I doubt I'll win anything, but it was disappointing that I will still feel on edge not knowing the result until tomorrow, meaning another venture out into normie territory.


 No.22430

>>22423

Do you get german neetbux?


 No.22431

>>22427

I never saw joondalup either and yet I still believe


 No.22432

>>22428

those are exekutive mensch


 No.22433

>>22429

At least normues work on Monday so its just you and mumbots


 No.22434

>>22432

Ein neet ein nurgle ein chair


 No.22435

>>22429

Go to the lotto website and check the numbers that will be displayed there


 No.22436

>>22434

das goon


 No.22437

>>22436

Danstapo


 No.22438

The only german I know is


 No.22439

>>22428

I was wondering when uncle adi would be mentioned, it was just a matter of time

>>22434

kek

>>22430

right now I get everything I need from my parents, but they are getting tired of my shit.


 No.22440

>>22438

is this post meant to be read as "the only german I know is [post beneath me]"?


 No.22441

>>22440

i copy pasted some arabic but it didn't show up in the post


 No.22442

File: b9077f564fb803f⋯.png (1.84 MB, 1635x1029, 545:343, love is love.png)

Maybe that wasn't worth the effort, they look the same as they did.


 No.22443

You can make magic posts with arabic


 No.22444


 No.22445

>>22444

>tfw wasted trips


 No.22446

>>22445

No it wasn't, it was a magic post


 No.22447

>>22445

it was allahs will


 No.22448

File: b5318f834ae273d⋯.png (2.01 MB, 1207x639, 17:9, tea.png)

dinner is served


 No.22449

>>22448

Bit of a late dinner, but that looks damn great for what I'm assuming is like a $7 Woolies pre-baked.


 No.22450

>>22449

Aldi, I think it was $8

wasn't bad, lasagna doesnt feel like it's filling me up though. I had almost half and didn't feel full at all.


 No.22451

>>22450

You've offended some Faux-Italian god if a thick-ass prebaked won't fill you. Turncoat at the nearest 3 opportunities and pine over Roman numerals to win back their favour.


 No.22452

Ok NEETs, time for my bedside cup of goon and sleep, goodnight


 No.22453

>>22451

All i read out of that was thick ass Italian.

Hot.

I'm getting sleepy and horny.

Goodnight mate.


 No.22454

>>22452

>>22453

Night, NEETs, sleep well.


 No.22455

File: 6077cd45cd2b893⋯.png (53.66 KB, 943x585, 943:585, Untitled.png)

Just as I was about to crash I saw this

I was going to claim a board to see how to enable arabic writing

Did you give up on the board or is that all it takes in time for it to be no longer the BO's?


 No.22456

File: 769d1ec1181e6a0⋯.mp4 (332.71 KB, 720x486, 40:27, drinkfever.mp4)

I got another Dan OC for you. Thoughts?


 No.22457

File: 639a810f3f755e8⋯.jpg (52.71 KB, 500x500, 1:1, theliquorstore.jpg)


 No.22458

>>22456

I'd fuck dan


 No.22459

File: e82d121520d0502⋯.jpg (53.91 KB, 500x500, 1:1, theliquorstore.jpg)

>>22457

The previous version had a mistake.


 No.22460

Anyone up late?


 No.22461

>>22455

I think Board Owners have to log in every few weeks or their board gets put up for claim.


 No.22462

>>22460

Yeah, just working on something.


 No.22463

File: 936cb617447c6c2⋯.gif (117.19 KB, 600x400, 3:2, goon-ute-come-to-collect-h….gif)

And done. Bit late for anyone but whatever. Some redlight district, latenight OC for the undead crowd.

>>22456

Nicely done, Dan's Grip is eternal.

>>22455

Yeah, looks like that guy made the board then immediately got bored of the joke and dropped it.


 No.22464

>>22463

Nicely done artistNEET.


 No.22465

>>22464

Thanks, bruv. I legitimately didn't think there would be other zombies up at this hour.


 No.22466

made tendies and watched olympic pair skating. was a nice evening


 No.22467

File: b9111f501c8b1c6⋯.gif (324.39 KB, 300x100, 3:1, goon-drifting.gif)

>>22463

can't stop won't stop


 No.22468

File: 5314201833472d2⋯.gif (320.28 KB, 300x100, 3:1, goon-drifting3.gif)

actually, no, this one's better


 No.22469

Good morning NEETs


 No.22470

>>22469

morning


 No.22471

File: 309e03a1b7b37dc⋯.png (1.56 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out040808.png)

>>22413

Good morning to you NEET.

>>22469

>>22470

Good morning to you two too.

>>22463

Did you stay up all night NEET? Good morning.


 No.22472

>>22470

>>22469

>>22471

Good morning lads, really struggling with this heatwave atm.


 No.22473

File: 0a00d4d11e21508⋯.webm (15.82 MB, 480x360, 4:3, And this Is to go even fu….webm)

hey faggets, ex military janitor neet here if any of you cunts remember me. theres a game on /v/ i was playing for a few days with other anons and long story short the server was overrun by a clique of furfaggets including an admin. Anyway, i made my own server and half the playerbase moved and is now playing on it, some play on both.

Its a 2d dragonballz game where you can pick any race in DBZ, gameplay includes: autism, min maxing stats, kamehameha spam, cyborgs that have drone armies, spawn camping, destroying planets and worst of all, never ending training.

If any neets here have nothing to do id recommend trying it out, i have the server set up on a good vps so there shouldn't be any lag.

>download http://www.byond.com/download/

>make an account

>join byond://35.229.87.78:6666

>have autism

heres the /v/ thread if interested, they didnt put my server in OP, thats the furfag one.

https://8ch.net/v/res/14306359.html#q14306359


 No.22474

>>22468

>>22463

Very nice work boys.


 No.22475

>>22469

Good morning.


 No.22476

>>22473

Don't come here just to shill things please. At least post your legs.


 No.22477

>>22472

Good morning. I am tired of the heat, although it looks like this week is going to be much milder than last week here.


 No.22478

File: bbe2d14d1422e9a⋯.jpg (2.51 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_0122.JPG)

>>22476

does this count as cam whoring?

i feel disgusted by this.


 No.22479

>>22478

Those are proper NEET legs. What size shoe do you wear?


 No.22480

10 and a half, US you gigantic pervert.

im never going to look at a woman the same again knowing they get pleasure from this.


 No.22481

>>22480

Yes these women NEETs here are sick.


 No.22482

>>22478

>socks

1 million keks


 No.22483

>>22473

Was it a voluntary discharge or did you do something/someone you shouldn't have?


 No.22484

Today is the big day NEETs. I am going to make that long-delayed phone call to the handyman to remind him about how he needs to come and possum-proof my shed.

I will make the call in about an hour.


 No.22485

>>22483

i worked on a military base as a contract cleaner, cleaning residences and replacing linen, i wasn't in the military.


 No.22486

>>22485

Did you ever see anything noteworthy during your cleaning duties?


 No.22487

>>22485

You were like Roger Wilco from Space Quest.


 No.22488

>>22486

the only thing i can really say was interesting since the military life is actually almost as normie as a 9-5 wagecuck is that

the military has other countries troops over anually for execercises and i once walked in on an american guy jerking it in his room whilst on his laptop, it was his fault though, i shouted cleaner when entering the house and even knocked on his door before entering and heard no noise.

also the military base security is contracted out to mall cops and they leave racks of missiles lying out in empty jet hangers with no security around for miles, also there's a turnbul military guy and he is quite high up. also im pretty sure the base i was working on was the one that detective guy was investigating for child rape and kidnapping of abo kids since its the only major one in NT and the politicians brother had a prominent position there for a while.


 No.22489

>>22456

good work


 No.22490

Good morning friends.


 No.22491

>>22490

good morning my friend.


 No.22492

>>22488

also dont fuck me in the ass asio you triple giga defenceless firewall niggers. its not my fault you get hacked every couple months.


 No.22493

File: 911b6f7f3b4f64c⋯.png (2.65 MB, 1024x1221, 1024:1221, possum jew.png)

>>22484

Good shit mate, the possums need to be dealt with.


 No.22494

>>22488

Did the guy jerking it cover up quickly and look embarrassed? If he didn't then he was probably propositioning you.


 No.22495

>>22493

Yes they do. One of them was out there taunting me again last night. Making that weird purring noise.


 No.22496

>>22461

Ah, ok.

I thought it would've been longer but I like that it's not.


 No.22497

>>22494

i closed the door immediately and started giggling, apologised through the door and left, he had a kind of deer stuck in the headlights look.


 No.22498


 No.22499

>>22495

I'd hold them responsible for your cucumber.

It wasn't the heat, fucking possums.


 No.22500


 No.22501

File: bc1abeb83bb4e02⋯.jpg (106.71 KB, 1279x1232, 1279:1232, 1468321791788.jpg)

>>22500

You got me twice again.


 No.22502

>>22472

Pretty cold here at the moment. I was planning to take the dog to the beach today but he's scared of water and wont go in unless I'm in and it seems a bit too cold for that.

I think he's got conjunctivitis and I was thinking the salt water would help. He's only had it for a bit over a day.

I just checked and he doesn't have any gunk this morning.


 No.22503

>>22501

>>22501

It's because you're special.


 No.22504

>>22473

I saw the thread for that last night but I don't have autism so it felt wrong of me to ask to join.


 No.22505

File: 4e7f4671fea52a5⋯.jpg (1 MB, 1224x1632, 3:4, 0823.JPG)

File: cec9e26e47588ca⋯.jpg (1.04 MB, 1224x1632, 3:4, 0824.JPG)

File: 49b52bcdaef0546⋯.jpg (539.31 KB, 1632x1224, 4:3, 0826.JPG)

File: 3ce3245d71ab67d⋯.jpg (982.96 KB, 1224x1632, 3:4, 0827.JPG)

Back from my morning NEETwalk, a lot of wagies around this morning, seems to be the worst on Mondays.

Also noticed an abandoned house, perhaps we could move into it and turn it into a NEETmansion.


 No.22506

>>22505

Nice photos. I like the idea of a NEET squat. Lets do it.


 No.22507

>>22492

. . .


 No.22508

I just phoned the handyman. He has been sick, still has fluid on his lungs he said. He might need surgery to have them drained. He sounded terrible, coughing and shit.

Anyway he said he still wants to do the job. He says he will phone me when he is feeling up to it.

The phone connection was terrible. Could hardly understand anything he said. Why are mobile phones always so shit? You'd think they'd have got the technology working properly by now.


 No.22509

I am going to go for a drive. Haven't taken the car out since February 1st so I figure I had better get it moving so the battery doesn't die or whatever.


 No.22510

>>22505

That's a flash, trendy looking house.

Is it just one house or apartments?

I wonder what that sarge square bit at the back on the roof is for? It's too big to be a chimney, pretty sure that's what the raised bit nearest to you on the roof is.

Very interesting looking house.


 No.22511

>>22505

did you go for a swim?


 No.22512

>>22506

It's in a prime location too, maccas, woolies, coles, kmart are all across the road. Unfortunately no Dan's though, but there is a First Choice Liquor


 No.22513

>>22508

fuck sake. His condition is bad but now you need to wait til whenever he's better.


 No.22514

>>22513

It is not the end of the world. I want it done so I can set up my home gym but it will wait a few more weeks without killing me.

Patience my good NEET.


 No.22515

>>22512

>all across the road

That is convenient but the road will be really busy and the area quite noisy.


 No.22516

>>22510

It's just one house, it is pretty strange looking, probably some trendy thing built in the 60s or 70s by the look of it. Maybe the square is an elevator or something?


 No.22517

>>22514

>without killing me

The possums are going to get an even stronger foothold and you'll never get them out of the promised shed.


 No.22518

>>22511

Nah, I don't even have a pair of board shorts to go for a swim, I should get some though, wouldn't mind go to the beach every once in a while.


 No.22519

>>22516

>an elevator

That's a good bet.

It might also be a big chimney for an incinerator. Most houses hack then had one of those, although not usually in the house.

Elevator is probably right.


 No.22520

>>22519

Could also be for some old school air conditioning system.


 No.22521

>>22518

you should indeed. just take a nice morning dip while the wagies go to work all tired and sad.


 No.22522

>>22520

I was looking up those things but I don't really know what to even call it.

>large chimney 70's

Got me puzzled, I want to know now.


 No.22523

File: acd6f087f8b701d⋯.jpg (52.6 KB, 640x428, 160:107, big-chimney.jpg)

>>22522

>>22520

It might be a sort of central heating, this chimney has 10 flues.

The other chimney might be the living rooms one.


 No.22524

>>22473

show us your stolen pantsu collection first


 No.22525

>>22517

I'm sure the possums will enjoy his home gym though


 No.22526

>>22523

My guess is also a chimney. It looks fairly new house but 70 to 80 years ago that part of the shire was considered rural and remote. Nannybot told me stories of her visting family in the area and she was amazed at how country it looked it back then compared to now that it is part of the growing metropolitan area with reasonable access to Sydney. I am was going to say that it might have been a holiday house but it seems to new for it to be that. The houses on the area depending on water views and access would go easily around $2 million mark. Some of the location on the water in the Shire are very comfy blocks if you can the right location, as some parts can be a tight with access and parking to the sites. If the house is in disrepair it would be a prime target for a knock down and rebuild with the growing trend of McMansions in and around that area.


 No.22527

Only two more days to complete your gf hunt mates


 No.22528

>>22527

>Only two more days to complete your gf hunt mates

Isn't gf2018 for the whole year for it to become gf2019?


 No.22529

>>22527

I'll get one on the day. They get a bit desperate.


 No.22530

>>22528

Valentine's Day, numbnuts.


 No.22531

>>22528

That's for the pass mark, an A+ mark is having a gf on valentines


 No.22532

File: 0705e41f97c177c⋯.png (4.27 KB, 235x215, 47:43, 0705e41f97c177c4751b12587e….png)

>>22528

I understand what you mean now, I will not really celebrate these normies holiday and I wouldn't want a GF would has a heavy emphasis on these pointless dates

>>22530

Paying double or triple for gifts is not a date that will register on my calendar


 No.22533

>cenno payment got pushed back a day for no reason

I'm gonna ROFL myself into the grave.

>>22468

Fantastic fuckin work.


 No.22534

File: 4b36053069efc3d⋯.webm (6.48 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 4b36053069efc3d9e4997e29c….webm)

All this discussion about a significant burger date reminds me of this, it really gets my patriotism going.


 No.22535

>>22533

>I'm gonna ROFL myself into the grave.

Is this a new payment issue?


 No.22536

>>22535

It was all sorted a week ago or so, just that my plans today very intentionally did not involve sobriety.


 No.22537

>>22534

God bless ameriga


 No.22538

>>22526

>McMansions in and around that area.

That's a bit sad. Done up, that house would look awesome.


 No.22539

>>22536

Ring them and explain your experience extreme financial hardship the total money you have is less than the payment to be received for them to speed up the processing of the payment

>>22537

it's bretty good

>>22538

It depends on who moves and in buys it. Over at Sans Souci and Ramsgate there is a push towards bigger and bigger McMansions, which I feel is getting closer to that area. You will always have prized trophy properties on the water front, but people are now building them further back from the waterfront. It is sad but people don't have as much old school class these days, it is about the property you own that is bigger and bigger as well as the car you drive a lot of the times. For an average family these McMasions are becoming bigger and bigger.


 No.22540

This looks pretty good

https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/360724

>WA public library users will get free access to 30.000 films from today through on-demamd streaming serivce Kanopy. a homegrown start-up that has gone global… Until recently, Kanopy was available only through university logons

There's even a couple of anime movies


 No.22541

>>22539

>Ring them and explain your experience extreme financial hardship

Worked a treat, thanks man.


 No.22542

>>22541

Now you can enjoy fresh goon


 No.22543

>>22540

>This looks pretty good

There are some good films and resources on niche topics on this service, that I have wanted to access but could not. I needed to locate a physical copy while at university. It would be nice if all state libraries adopted this service.

>>22541

It feels sad but I know so many odd things about Cenno after the many fuck ups of my payments over the years. I do get irritated when they fuck up and take forever to offer a solution. It's why I always share these small bits of information I found useful. Inexperienced staff are also a massive problem because not many would tell you about that way of them speeding up your payment when it's massively delayed.


 No.22544

Welp fellow neets it looks like im a dead man now, its been fun, try not to drown yourselves in tendies and goon.


 No.22545

File: 450f0973c9941b1⋯.png (96.37 KB, 396x385, 36:35, ea4.png)

She's had fifteen hours to reply and hasn't given me any response. She probably felt like a balloon of happiness and surprise was expanding in her chest when she got a message from Chad.

>maybe he's the one? I just felt we had chemistry, you know? We got along so well, teehee

He probably included a joke and invited her to that Whiskey bar I was too beta to suggest. Can Chad please just fuck off and let a woman settle for me? He's cucked me since the age of thirteen when I got rejected by a female friend because she was interested in a guy who bullied me.

Five percent of men are virgins at the age of 25 and I'm one of them. I belong to the 5th fucking percentile of male attractiveness; 95% of men are more romantically successful than me. If I was in the bottom 5% of intelligence I'd be in a fucking assisted living facility, if I was in the bottom 5% of wealth I'd be dying of starvation. I am dying of romantic thirst. This life is such a joke.


 No.22546

>>22545

Just hire a prostitute if it's eating you up.

Chicks ain't shit, basing your self-worth around pulling one is stupid.


 No.22547

>>22544

don't be a cocktease, tell us what's going on


 No.22548

>>22545

Sorry to hear it, m8.

Don't send any more follow up messages until you hear from her first.


 No.22549

>>22545

>She's had fifteen hours to reply and hasn't given me any response.

If she received your message at night, she may be finishing up her day, I would at least allow up until night time today. She may not be a NEET and not be able to respond until she finishes waging


 No.22550

>>22545

Might as well chuck her a dick pic, it might work


 No.22551

>>22544

That sucks, NEET. If everything turns out for the worst, then it's been nice having you around.


 No.22552

>>22544

Moving onto an adventure around Australia trying out new things in a van?


 No.22553

>>22547

huehuehue

i posted about military stuff, and then brought up a long buried board investigation into a pedo traffic ring involving corroboration between the clinton foundation and our own lefty politicians. Not 2 hours later an immaculately dressed and makeup'd lady turns up at my house saying she is from a real estate agency asking if i know any houses in the area that are selling, she parked 30 metres away in her car on an emtpy road, she asked what my house was doing even though if she was from an agency and it would be easy to check, she didn't have any clipboard like you'd need if you had a list of houses you were going down, she didn't visit any other house and instead immediately left after questioning me and she didn't seem particularly interested in my answers. her actions didn't match up with her story, i can be kind of paranoid but i have a good deal of rationalism. she was probably an agent for a CIAnigger and she got to me fast so its probably nationwide atleast. gg i regret posting, don't kill me till i see the second season of youjo senki fucking CIAniggers


 No.22554

>>22553

>she was probably an agent for a CIAnigger and she got to me fast so its probably nationwide atleast. gg i regret posting, don't kill me till i see the second season of youjo senki fucking CIAniggers

Sounds like it is time to check with your local Mental Health Unit for a holiday


 No.22555

>>22553

You should have asked if she was single, gf2018 won't complete itself mate


 No.22556

>>22553

Is she hot? You should have thrown caution to the wind and said something like:

> Can you blow me before blow my head off?

You have nothing to lose anyways


 No.22557


 No.22558

File: 913ae74d1741238⋯.png (27.15 KB, 400x400, 1:1, yjrnH2K.png)

>>22546

There is nothing more meaningful than being attractive and desirable to a woman. I don't care about anything else and a prostitute won't help because she won't desire me.

>>22548

If she behaves aggressively by ignoring my polite meetup request then she'll have forced my hand, I'll have no choice but to escalate the hostilities by asking her to please respond

>>22549

She's a wagewoman so that might be true but like.. that seems wishful thinking. If she was actually interested she would've checked her emails this morning.


 No.22559

File: 2f76576557bff77⋯.jpg (93.75 KB, 601x508, 601:508, 2f7.jpg)

>when will I know if I'm successful in applying for this position?

>We'll let you know by Monday


 No.22560

>>22554

if you knew what i did and have seen what i have you wouldn't say that, ignorance is bliss. i dont even know that much, just glimpsed outlines of massive organisations and their practices, its incredibly disturbing when you realise the scope of them and the resources at their disposal.

>>22555

>>22556

nah she was in her late 20's early 30's, i mean at that point in her life she has probably taken literal kilometers of dick inside her hole, thats fucking gross man.


 No.22561

>>22558

>If she was actually interested she would've checked her emails this morning.

I am not her but when I am on internship or any kind of work any non-important emails are addressed in the afternoon the next day. Urgent emails affecting the next day are addressed at night or in the morning. All other issues are delegated to the afternoon session to address these issues otherwise it plays on my mind. Not saying your message is not important but work issues for me at least are given are a higher priority.

>>22559

It's only midday. I am not going to be an overhappyNEET but the job I am applying for today has a deadline that it must be completed by a set time today. I applied for a job in the public sector two weeks ago and haven't got the declined interview email, as it is a formal process of application. One of those jobs I didn't even get that email, which I think is a breach of that persons responsibilities. Hold your depression until the close of business today at least.

>>22560

I would organise a visit with your GP or get a home GP to pop by to discuss these concerns. Have you taken any medication previously that you are not taking at the moment?


 No.22562

>>22558

>If she behaves aggressively by ignoring my polite meetup request then she'll have forced my hand, I'll have no choice but to escalate the hostilities by asking her to please respond

>

Don't do this.


 No.22563

>>22557

neither of those were jokes.


 No.22564

>>22561

wew, you sure your not a normie?

if you tell me how many BBQ joints there are next to orphanages in america i might go see one.


 No.22565

>>22564

Call me on 13 11 14 and we can help you answer those questions


 No.22566

>>22558

>being attractive and desirable to a woman

woman are attracted to certain attributes a man has.

pro's are attracted to your monetary wealth.

what's the difference?


 No.22567

File: ba280c4b64c3001⋯.jpg (61.83 KB, 420x245, 12:7, mcmansion.jpg)

File: cab3022ed4a7acd⋯.jpg (82.27 KB, 800x548, 200:137, Oz McMansion.jpg)

File: d0d41222b608561⋯.png (709.82 KB, 778x535, 778:535, tumblr_inline_ola138agyI1s….png)

>>22539

>>22538

Anyone want to tear down some of these places with me?

The bogan/Indian menace must be stopped.


 No.22568

>>22559

That's what those cunts said about my course application. I hate checking my empty email box


 No.22569

>>22565

meh, just like those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it, those who ignore reality are doomed to devoured by it.


 No.22570

>>22567

Do you not understand what a bogan is?


 No.22571

>>22558

>There is nothing more meaningful than being attractive and desirable to a woman.

You know girls don't make you feel less lonely or anything, right? Well I guess you don't.

Prostitutes are fake as fuck, but so are most chicks, so it works out.


 No.22572

File: 722f8e8bec5f4e8⋯.gif (1.09 MB, 200x270, 20:27, disgust.gif)

>>22559

HR/recruitment bitches are literally the most worthless scum in the entire world. I would rather work alongside Abos and Somalis than them.

The incompetent bitches are probably just too hungover from their omg girls night out or are too busy scrolling through snapchat and instagram to actually do their BS job that senior management should do to begin with.


 No.22573

>>22569

I hope you find the answer to your questions. The more you try to rage against the system, the worse it's going to become. Support is only a call way when it become too much for you to handle.

>>22570

They could be a sub-class of bogan known as the CUB


 No.22574

>>22570

Lots of WA bogans have houses like that because of minebux

although a lot of them are also losing them now


 No.22575

File: 348b4980d1e2e17⋯.jpg (102.28 KB, 770x512, 385:256, 90fc0-90325-5a378-88e2c-31….jpg)

File: 3e62d4564a3fa3e⋯.jpg (44.72 KB, 535x358, 535:358, Australian-Housing-1-e1441….jpg)

File: 008cc38d2d19ffe⋯.jpg (71.43 KB, 639x480, 213:160, birdwood_10300435105905120….jpg)

>>22570

someone with terrible taste in architecture that prioritizes DUDE SIZE above everything, just like pajeets and other tacky PoCs

good-natured working middle/upper class whites/aussies and asians seem to always prefer houses like this


 No.22576

>>22575

A major problem is copy and pasting of features of houses that you have already highlighted. If you want a house pick a theme and replicate it throughout the house. The number of houses I have seen with French provincial look with glued on window features and front gardens only maintaining the theme is laughable. These properties will become difficult to sell if they want a high price for them.


 No.22577

File: 30ed85e24953e3d⋯.jpg (173.33 KB, 800x600, 4:3, brick-house-exterior-makeo….jpg)

File: e94df0ded0a3d63⋯.jpg (93.25 KB, 800x486, 400:243, featured-home.jpg)

>>22576

this needs to be punishable


 No.22578

As a NEET, I would settle for a 1 bedroom apartment, just as long as it has a single garage or some sort of secure parking.


 No.22579

I'd settle for a shed if it meant I didn't have to work or live with anyone else


 No.22580

I did my hour in the garden this morning. Raking up all the stuff in my backyard. I gave myself the hiccups from the methods I used trying to clear all the dirt out of my nose, throat and lungs in the shower.


 No.22581

>>22574

>bogans

>minebux


 No.22582

>>22580

good job neet


 No.22583

>>22582

Thank you. What a kind young man you are.


 No.22584

>>22581

Yes that's what he said.


 No.22585

>>22553

Mate have a chat to your GP about this stuff. It may be some medication will help, but you need to be careful. Start on a low dose and see how you go.


 No.22586

>>22584

Your idea of what a bogan is is very different than mine.


 No.22587

>>22586

Look up Cashed Up Bogans


 No.22588

>>22586

It depends how strictly you define it. You do not have to be a complete womble to be a bogan. You can be a bogan and work so long as you have a bogan outlook and cultural tastes. This is the phenomenon of the "Cashue Up Bogan (CUB)". In the past they would have been poor but mining work and the trades boom has let some bogans become quite wealthy. They are still cultural bogans though, even if they are rich.


 No.22589

>>22588

I'd never accept them back in to my realm.


 No.22590

>>22589

>I'd never accept them back in to my realm.

That's why they are Cashed up, money can buy it all but social and cultural class.


 No.22592

>>22586

A lot of bogans got rich during the mining boom, and despite their increase in wealth, they remained bogans in mind and spirit.


 No.22593

>>22592

It is a bit like some of our NEETs who become wagies but stay NEETs at heart.


 No.22594

>tfw not depressed


 No.22595

>>22594

>tfw fat cup of liquor and nothing to do all day

It's a good feel.


 No.22596

>tfw only moderately depressed


 No.22598

>>22597

On it, sarge.


 No.22599

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw no


 No.22600

>>22024

>IT help desk

Hm, what's that like? I've heard it can be pretty easy just dealing with old people and telling how to computer.

>because I could never meet their ridiculous expectations.

Which were?


 No.22601

>>22600

>Which were?

From his post the increasing 1000 ticket backlog would be a sign of that stress because the team left around him. People were probably calling up and abusing him/the company like boomers do


 No.22602

>>22601

>like boomers do

not just boomers, you hear people losing their shit at cenno and MAX fucks when the issue is just beurocratic paperwork shit that has nothing to do with those employees.


 No.22603

>>22600

I.T. help desk is cancer, especially if you're on call (which you likely will be).


 No.22604

>>22600

>Hm, what's that like?

You're on the clock, all the time, and you can never give people the help they need.

It's the fucking worst.


 No.22605

There is a lot of anger out there. Even I have lost my shit a couple of times and sperged out. Once I yelled at a checkout guy who asked to inspect my backpack.


 No.22606

>>22603

Where I work the helpdesk are fucking useless and escalate everything to security without doing any diagnosis at all.


 No.22607

>>22605

>Once I yelled at a checkout guy who asked to inspect my backpack.

I hate cunts that want to inspect your bag. Even if they found something, they're powerless to do anything to you.


 No.22608

>>22602

Very true, his company though was specialising in providing boomer executive types with support. That is a new level of hell with that entitlement burning you into ashes within a weeks, if you make it that far.

>>22604

Companies are demanding that employees are more independent and have more tech sense. I can understand some issues related to specific technical inquiries, but if people have no clue how to use something they should go on unpaid leave to go get training for it.

Got any good stories for?

>>22605

That's why your NEET cave must be a sanctuary from society to help you rest and recovery.

>>22606

Please give us some green text stories


 No.22609

>>22608

>Got any good stories for?

No, just a series of screaming matches with my supervisor until I quit outright. It doesn't matter that you have actual customer satisfaction reports and ratings when Pajeet-Wannabee Don Fourinch on the other side of the office can get twice as many people off the phone in the same amount of time. That's what it's all about, just getting them to hang up and being polite the whole time.

Some people are slow with tech. That's fine. If you take the time to explain things in a visual manner you will always get results.


 No.22610

>>22609

>Pajeet-Wannabee Don Fourinch on the other side of the office can get twice as many people off the phone in the same amount of time.

Did he an accent that people just gave up when they called you and then called again to see if they could talk to someone they could understand you?


 No.22611

>>22608

A comfy NEET cave truly is one of the most important things in life. You really have to just get away from it all after you've been among the normies for an extended period of time.


 No.22612

>>22610

My brain failed, I mean did he have an accent that caused people to give up when they called


 No.22613

>>22612

>>22610

Pft. I wish, then it'd have been funny.

No, he just went completely monotone and droned on through the checklist they give you until the grandmas and exasperated house-moms hung up in disgust. Honestly an alright guy when not on the phones, but complete cancer when he was.


 No.22614

>>22608

>Please give us some green text stories

It's all stupid shit like:

> "The proxy is blocking xyz.com"

> *has a look*

> The website doesn't even fucking resolve.

Then there was the exec who

> crypto-lockered his laptop.

> Give him a new laptop.

> Get a call 15 minutes later.

> "He's done it again".


 No.22615

>>22614

>>"He's done it again".

That's really REEEEE level stuff but upon reflection very funny


 No.22616

>>22612

>call up for tech support

>oh fuck it's an indian

>endure checklist for a few mins

>fuck it

>thanks pajeet it's fixed now

>don't call back because you don't want to endure the same exact same thing with another pajeet

>pajeet ticks off another successful call

>"Pajeet you've helped so many people this month. I just wish all australian men had your work ethic! Ohwell, time to fire that soon to be NEET"


 No.22617

File: f29171b41e748ac⋯.gif (159.67 KB, 390x379, 390:379, pepe rage.gif)

>>22613

My mummy's a CFO and she complains about the remote support at her company every time someone mentions IT or helpdesks. If this Pajeet has been providing a poor service to my mother I need to know his name and address NOW


 No.22618

>>22616

>>"Pajeet you've helped so many people this month.

It happened to me once when I got a Pajeet with a fucked up microphone that made his voice all squeaky and crackly. I began laughing then it got harder to understand him before they solved the problem and I hung up


 No.22619

>>22617

If it makes you feel any better, every time you immediately hang up when you hear an Indian or Filipino accent, you are incentivizing even the likes of Telstra to withdraw out of that country.

So continue to do that and encourage others.


 No.22620

>>22617

someone's a rich neet. A corporate mum would be the best because she's probably never home and yet enjoys you being at home because the house is cold and empty just like her life.


 No.22621

>>22617

Is your mummy hot? do you have fantasies of massaging her after she came home from work then railing her and cucking your dad?


 No.22622

>>22559

They asked me for references. My referees were from my job that ended August last year.

Do I call or email them first to reiterate that I would be having them as referees or just give their contact info then call them afterwards?


 No.22623

Remind me at 9pm AEST to put the bins out tonight please NEETs.

The big green one and the little blue one tonight.


 No.22624


 No.22625

>>22622

>Do I call or email them first to reiterate that I would be having them as referees or just give their contact info then call them afterwards?

You need to ask for their permission if they would be comfortable in that position. They may be getting a few calls and it would not look when they have no clue why they are receiving a call about you. Send them a politely worded email asking them, unless you are up to call them it also depends on how busy they are in their current position, an email may be better


 No.22626

>>22623

I will try.


 No.22627

>>22623

In QLD we get a yellow-lid green bin, no blue in sight. Weird, ey?


 No.22628

>>22623

The stress of knowing I'll forget destroys me everytime.


 No.22629

>>22628

The phone reminder has been set for BinNEET, please do not worry too much


 No.22630

>>22627

In SA I have a green bin with yellow lid for recycling, a green bin with red lid for rubbish, and a green bin with green lid for garden waste. Recycling and garden waste alternate collection each week.


 No.22631

>>22630

Like disarming a bomb.


 No.22632

>>22627

I have a red lid for normal rubbish, yellow for recycle and green for greenwaste

>>22629

You've missed that before


 No.22633

>>22630

Your council is better than mine. We only get a green waste and recyclable collection once every 4 weeks.


 No.22634

>>22633

Absolute cheapskates, that.


 No.22635

>>22633

Knowing my area, people would start throwing their trash on the roads if collection wasn't weekly or twice weekly.


 No.22636

>>22625

>>22625

>>22625

I've already asked them before and they accepted but it has been months since said that.

I called one of my referees and she was fortunately on her break so that was easy. The other one I can't contact over the phone so I just message her on normiebook and emailed her personal email


 No.22637

>>22632

>You've missed that before

Not the last time you told me I didn't. Last week you didn't ask.


 No.22638

>>22637

One week you didn't hear your alarm


 No.22639

File: c202659d4c2c342⋯.jpg (85.98 KB, 518x621, 518:621, okay.jpg)

>missed call from an aged care facility in Victoria

>tfw the only place to call you back about your job application is one that you must have not noticed wasn't even in your state


 No.22640

File: 19232e1f62e3f13⋯.png (8.75 KB, 624x243, 208:81, not okay.png)

I am not comfy. Did push ups and a run and am struggling to cool down. My little air con is chugging away but it's just not enough. When are we going to make a NEET paradise on Antarctica?


 No.22641

>>22639

what's your state mate?

If I still can't find shit here, I am thinking of applying regionally or even other states. Don't know how viable that would be though without a car


 No.22642

>>22641

> Don't know how viable that would be though without a car

enjoy the 5 hour bus ride to work


 No.22643

>>22640

Australia actually owns some land in Antarctica, they've got a science bitches base out there or something. IIRC they do stuff like trying to invent new ways to grow food for eventual use in space. Would be a comfy job.

>>22641

SA. It was just a kitchen hand position so I've got no idea why they're calling me.


 No.22644

>>22640

>When are we going to make a NEET paradise on Antarctica?

I'm too used to the heat these days. Any less that 20 degrees celcius and I shut down, and that's most parts of the world.


 No.22645

>>22640

Tasmania is as close as we are going to be able to get. The NEETcompound. will be chilly and comfy.


 No.22646

File: 81d70a738df96b2⋯.jpg (10.53 KB, 290x245, 58:49, antarctica-territories.jpg)

>>22643

>Australia actually owns some land in Antarctica

Australia owns a shitload.


 No.22647

>>22644

The other day is was 30degrees and I saw cunts in jumpers. I haven't worn a jacket in years. I do wear a comfy robe in the morning though after I light the fireplace and get a coffee.


 No.22648

>>22646

fuck france


 No.22649

File: 78407dc88c011fc⋯.png (102.41 KB, 760x606, 380:303, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.22650

>>22502

I'm seriously considering going for a swim at the beach today, haven't swam in the ocean or a pool in a few years though so I wouldn't go out too far if I do. Saw a deliciously-thick qt yesterday wearing an arse-cheek-showing bikini. She had a great tan and was wonderfully proportioned for her height which would've been around 5'6". She was sitting down when I first got there, I turned away for a few seconds and when I looked back she was walking rather slowly towards the water. I can only describe that walk as erotic. Kicking myself in the arse for not filming her.


 No.22651

>>22640

Cold shower


 No.22652

>>22650

Learn the art of creepshots. Payoff with no risk.


 No.22653

>>22652

>no risk

Yeah nah.


 No.22654

>>22653

You can buy shitty chink sport watch things for like $8 and they can sync with your phone to record your steps and all that bullshit, but they've also got a button you can press on the watch for your phone to take a photo without turning the screen on or anything.


 No.22655

>>22654

oh shit, looks like smart watches finally found their killer app.


 No.22656


 No.22657

NEETs I want you to aspire to be better than dirty pervs who take creepshots.


 No.22658

>>22657

you're not my real dad


 No.22659

>>22657

ree fuck you I don't even like creepshots, I only know about the step tracker watch things because a year or so ago, the place my mum worked at had some competition between all the warehouses over who took the most steps/was working the hardest and the one my mum got had that button.


 No.22660

>>22659

post a pic of ur mum's button


 No.22661

>>22660

gib pics of your love button first


 No.22662

>>22659

I wonder what purpose that would even serve, a button on a piece of shit watch that somehow takes a photo with your phone without the screen lighting up at all, what's the point


 No.22663

>>22650

Seeing qts like that just makes me more depressed than anything.


 No.22664

>>22663

I don't really feel anything when I see a sexy girl


 No.22665

>>22663

IKTF, moreso when her Chad bf is there with his big strong hands all over her body. But I'll never stop perving.


 No.22666

>>22665

>big strong hands all over her body

How gay are you?


 No.22667

>>22665

I don't really pay attention to Chads, every second guy in this country is a Chad relative to cuck places like the U.K. and Asia

I reckon even if I went to the U.S. I'd be considered a Chad but here it's 6'4 private school rugby guys and 5'10 wog tradie guys that look like zyzz all fighting over basic girls that would be nothing in the U.S. or Europe smh


 No.22668

File: 672838079682fca⋯.png (7.19 KB, 205x246, 5:6, didnt make it.png)

>>22667

>every second guy in this country is a Chad

>walking down the street in city one day

>see a group of young fit guys

>years of autism has given me super hero hearing

>hear them say something like "oh maybe" in reference to me

>this is confirmed when I walk by them and hear them say "oh, maybe not" and they start laughing

>tfw had just started lifting and losing weight

>tfw thought I had maybe made it but was cut down by anonymous street chad


 No.22669

>>22668

You mistake was not instantly beating him half to death in the middle of the street. If you had done that, women would have come up to try and stop the fight and be impressed at how alpha you are. This is how you get a wife.


 No.22670

>>22668

>hear them say something like "oh maybe" in reference to me

What did they mean by this?


 No.22671

I just took a 30 minute nap.


 No.22672

>>22671

Have a wank


 No.22674

File: 9b382f07964c64b⋯.png (107.29 KB, 316x316, 1:1, 9b382f07964c64b52ec7ac3636….png)

>>22673

Have a goon then


 No.22675

>>22674

I don't drink.


 No.22676

>>22675

have a water


 No.22677

>>22675

have a breath


 No.22678

File: 03225c722ba21e1⋯.jpg (14.14 KB, 420x266, 30:19, WOW5050005DM_1_v1_m5657756….JPG)

>>22675

post an email


 No.22679

>>22674

I'm on the goon now

Only just started for tonight


 No.22680

>>22673

Goon is god


 No.22681

Still no post from Monk. Starting to become concerned.


 No.22682

>>22681

The floods got him


 No.22683

>>22679

>Only just started for tonight

Enjoy being refreshed


 No.22684

>>22682

He drank too much of that brown water and died


 No.22686

>>22684

That gook pussy he was drilling unprotected was probably more toxic than the water.


 No.22687

>>22681

Pretty sure discarding your electronics is one of the steps to becoming a real monk

It's also one of the steps to becoming a mugging victim, so either way


 No.22688

>>22687

I don't think anyone thinks he has much of a chance of living the real Monk lifestyle.


 No.22689

New Thread: >>22685

New Thread: >>22685

New Thread: >>22685

New Thread: >>22685

New Thread: >>22685

New Thread: >>22685


 No.22691

Enjoy feeling blessef




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