No.23437
What makes a good fish and chips NEETs?
Previous Thread: >>22685
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I have been thinking about starting a small business. I ran my mother's for a few weeks while she was in the nut house. It doesn't look too hard.
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I've worked in a kitchen before and the fryer isn't bad, though cleaning its a pain
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>>23448
Fish and chip shop?
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>>23448
Did she run an Escort agency? all that sex drove her mad
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>>23448
Running a pre-established business is a lot easier than starting one.
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>>23457
Import/export business
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>>23459
I see a weird shop with posters of aeroplanes and such and lots of Chinese writing
The fuck is with that place
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>>23462
Immigration visa scam business?
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>>23459
I did some security contact work for an "Import/Export" business attached to the Russian Consulate premises by the Adelaide wharf. I'm sure it was above board, but it felt a bit James Bond.
No.23466
http://poal.me/2vcxb6
Looking at this I seriously thought we had more Perth neets but all and all SA and NSW are toe to toe
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No.23469
How can someone that's going to be alone forever actually want to do anything with their life?
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>>23469
I wrestle with this issue. I also can not dedicate myself to the broader community because I am so at odds with the direction things are going.
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>>23469
You imply that our only reason to live isn't that our presence annoys others
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>>23468
Dunno.
It was always deserted when I went there, except for one minder. Usually set up in the boardroom, which was pretty fancy. Massive long table, with high backed leather chairs. Heavy crystal shot glass and scotch tumbler in each place.
I set up a reverse proxy for them and did some firewall work.
It used to make me laugh, because in the James Bond books, his cover business was Universal Exports.
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>>23475
So you didn't go on the boats
No.23477
I get paid my NEETbux tomorrow. I am trying to fight the urge to go to the shops and buy fattening treats.
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>>23470
It's truly horrible, like modern life as a whole is geared towards humans being a unit of two and if someone is unfortunate enough to not be in a pair, their whole life becomes harder. Not just >tfw no gf, but everything.
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>>23476
No. I'm not entirely retarded. Do what's asked. Don't look too much at anything. Don't ask questions.
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>>23477
Go full miser and start saving for something. New computer, a car, an overseas trip, whatever.
I got like $600 in the bank this year.
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>>23482
I got 8K in the bank already.
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>>23484
What're you saving for, your own NEET compound?
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>>23484
Have an upper class prostitute
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>>23485
I wish I could save that much.
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>>23487
I am guessing the more expensive ones are more matching their profile or just request a refund, product not as described
No.23490
>>23484
Are you the NEET wot smashed his TV and didn't want to talk about it?
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>>23466
I didn't fill out your poll.
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>>23490
Yes. I had over $20K saved but spent it on all this shit because I was living like a nigger sleeping on a shitty mattress on the floor. So I bought all this furniture and electronics but it hasn't improved my life. I should have just kept saving.
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>>23493
What have you done about the TV issue?
I suggested getting it repaired, but the same money would probably buy you a 4K Kogan or something.
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>>23493
A good mattress is essential to a quality NEET sleep. If you are depressed it's even more important when posting >tfw depressed looking at the roof
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>>23494
I don't even want a TV any more. It is in the shed and I am never thinking of it again.
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>>23477
Tomorrow is the start of lent.
40 days without your favourite treat wont kill you maybe
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>>23483
That took me a long time to work out.
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>>23498
Not having a wank/goon will never not happen soz
No.23501
>>23498
Medical professionals actually recommend AGAINST going cold turkey with booze. It has been known to kill alcoholics.
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>>23501
>>23500
>goon
>wank
Dan's fucked you guys, I meant don't buy kfc or timtams.
No.23503
Grug eat birdy sticks from flame, need mate for ugga ugga for tribe. Dark tribe whack our tribe with stick. Me bump dark tribe at big lizard. Agroo?
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>>23501
Kek it's because they are not man enough. Drinking less goon is the solution to stop drinking too much goon
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>>23502
40 days without a Zinger Stacker and 24 nuggets? Impossibru!
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>>23497
I am not sure whether to pity you or admire you.
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>>23505
This is why we need the neet takeaway shop
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I made the mistake of going through mummybot's photo albums and it's really got me fucked up fam. Even though I am only in my 20s I feel my memory fading, I spent a good hour today just writing down each year, how old I was and what I remember. It is interesting as once some thoughts and memories come back a lot of other things do as well.
In many ways I am dissatisfied with the lack of progress in my life, however at the same time the positive of not having had an incredible existence is that at least personally my life has been remarkably pleasant or even comfy if you will. Larely I just feel like a teenager stuck in a man's body, over the next few years I really have to grow the fuck up and make some big boy decisions which either way will involve leaving many relics of my past behind, it gets my nostalgia going and longing to relive many of my teen and early 20s years again but at the end of the day I know unless I want to end up like ChrisChan or someone from Struggle Street. If you guys have watched StruggleStreet I feel almost identical to Michael minus the whole druggie alcoholic aspect, a lot of his situation and the things he said really hit home, especially with his mannerisms and language so similar to my own. I need to continue to take action and move forward as an adult as I have been, even if doing so makes me feel like I am abandoning who I have been for many years.
I guess it is rose rinted goggles but I don't even want money or a big house, just to relive my youth. Youth really is the most important thing that you have, what good is being rich or good looking for when you're in your 50s and 60s? I wish I could reset to 12 years old again and experience gaming in it's peak too as well, I wish I had a group of good friends who I got to go through high school, parties, sporting events, driving for the first time, tertiary education/work etc., I went through a lot of those milestones very alone and I wish it wasn't like that. I worry a bit about my family as well, as flawed as they are I'm going to be JUSTed once my parents die. It really is quite crazy to just contemplate how much time has gone by and how fast time is going right now, we've already over 15% of the way through 2018.
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>>23511
Have you had a wank recently?
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>>23507
TV's shit, I haven't watched it in like 5 years
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>>23511
I know what you mean
Ive made many choices in my life
Some good, many bad
Personally I feel I could never get gf
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>>23511
I do not think like you do and do not think it is a good way to think. I did not like all that stuff about youth being valuable. There is no advantage to desiring something you cannot ever have again.
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>>23511
Man I don't remember a fucking thing from high school or earlier. It's just all blank. Live in the moment, I guess.
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>>23516
You have probably repressed these memories for a reason.
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>>23516
I felt like I squandered it
Could of been the cool kid but decided alcohol is bad man
What a lie
No.23519
Too many NEETs are surpressing their desire to have a wank
No.23520
Now the question of where the non capital big city neet lives begins
First guess is Newcastle followed by Geelong
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>>23521
Goon pairs perfectly with having a wank
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>>23511
>we've already over 15% of the way through 2018.
Don't scare me like that.
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>>23523
Oh, I'm not falling for that one again. The last time I had a wanky goon I was pissing fermented grapes for a week.
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>>23524
Sounds like a solution that requires another cup of goon
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>>23526
Don't waste the goon by pissing it away. Bubble it
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>>23522
I haven't been there in 19 years
How is it these days
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>>23529
Proper fucked and featuring something of a mass exodus, with 60% of the shops closed, along with the nickel refinery down the drain and constant drought.
Upside is that it's perfect for a NEET because you can get great accommodation dirt cheap and MAX has completely given up.
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>>23530
So the pollies dont give a fuck then
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>>23530
>MAX has completely given up.
Sounds like a paradise, how's your local Dan?
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>>23531
They care, but they banked the main street development and nickle expansion on one Clive Palmer, who royally fucked it all up and pissed off, leaving them high and dry. Complete comical trainwreck.
>>23532
Beautiful. Just a stone's throw away, giant selection and dirt cheap. If I don't feel like walking that far, there is a BWS right opposite me in the street.
My last Max handler didn't even ask for the jobsearch sheets back. I just walked in, waved, then walked out. Amazing.
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>>23535
Yeah but we could fit like 40 NEET's on that property. We could even take in a few Americlap NEETs thanks to gay marriage and force them into slave labour.
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>>23534
>My last Max handler didn't even ask for the jobsearch sheets back. I just walked in, waved, then walked out. Amazing.
That really brings a tear to my eye, they feel so defeated that you can collect the bux without restrictions
No.23539
>>23534
Why did they trust Palmer
I'd rather sleep with Gina then have a deal with him
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that feel when not an international hitman
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>>23539
I'd sleep with Gina for the money and the life style.
No.23542
>tfw no troll gf
What's your choice NEETs?
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that feel when not a baby giraffe
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>>23543
We'd get too sweaty after a wank
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>>23542
either lesser cyclops or giant troll, preferably both
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>>23542
Oh man that mountain troll
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>>23541
>TFW Gina won't be your gf
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>>23538
One day we will all join in NEET Paradise, brother.
>>23539
Because even if the pollies care, they're still clinically retarded and regularly get conned into spending on 30 mill+ projects that bring in 40K a year.
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>>23549
I still don't get why roadworks cost so much
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>>23550
Because they need to pay 1 guy to build the road and 20 guys to stand around giving emotional support.
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>>23550
Bullshit bureaucracy, it's the reason why insurance premiums have gone so high because idiots that cause accidents in and sue whenever possible over any minor issue
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>>23552
Those lawyer ads annoy me tbh
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>>23551
Facism, libertarianism or what ever to end this when?
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>>23552
We lost local bond fire burning and fireworks night because of this issue. Too expensive for insurance
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>>23554
Are you kidding me? Then they might expect us to work.
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Just had a shower. Feeling refreshed.
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>>23557
We would all starve and be forced to work for less money, kind of like work for the dole
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>>23561
<?
we already have WFDT?
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>>23561
>kind of like work for the dole
WFTD is $8/hour.
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>>23557
National socialism?
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>>23563
Isn't the internship scheme even lower at $2 an hour?
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>>23556
Tbh only a neet because there are no jobs
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>>23564
Not national socialism in the german nazi sense, but yes a patriotic, socialist nationalism would be great.
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>>23568
You mean national Bolshevism or just Stalinism in general
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>>23569
I'm not keen on the radical stuff like marxism-leninism, or stalinism and nazbol, I'm more in favor of democratic socialism which is what the labor party used to be.
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>>23567
Path internship program
http://m.huffingtonpost.com.au/2017/04/02/the-as-little-as-4-an-hour-youth-jobs-path-program-is-now-here_a_22023001/
Sorry for the Huffington post but it links to external resources. The hourly rate for allowance paid is equal to $4 an hour
No.23572
Struggling to keep my eyes open. Might have to have a very early night. I might be too tired to read LOTR. They are out of Moria now and spending their first night in Lothlorien up some trees.
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>>23571
Disgraceful, I wonder if any of them will even get jobs out of it.
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>>23570
The Labour party used to be basically national socialist in the 50s then Caldwell got murdered, Whitlam fucked up and then fucked us over
Him and Fraiser are the cause of most of Australias ills tbh, Howard also helped a lot, everyone after Howard got left shit and some how made it worse though at least tones slowed it down but Malco made sure to make us continued to be fucked
Our last chance was Latham and nobody at the time knew
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>>23573
Some may and others may not. I was reading on Whirlpool that some employers were just recycled the applicants even after telling them that they will get a job. They can get paid a bonus each time that was an incentive not to hire them and move on to the next applicant. That was under investigation but I do not recall the outcome. I think it was stopped but that would have been soul crushing for some people. I feel sorry for them.
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>>23572
Wew, I just read that bit and the Fellowship has just gotten to Lothlorien. Now I feel like I'm obliged to read ahead of you
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>>23571
>.com
Seems American
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>>23577
>>23571
Never mind
I didn't see the .au
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>>23574
Howard solution to debt recovery was selling public assets that liberal parties at the state level have adopted with the power grid. Massive price increases have been a success for consumers.
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>>23578
Links to union resources and other information supporting their article.
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>>23579
And don't forget the guns
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>>23581
I don't mind some of the restrictions. I find it crazy that burgers sleep with their guns. They should be locked up securely in a safe. I think we should have to access to guns and it's pretty easy to get a gun license when you have a farm.
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>>23576
Outdo me and you will answer for it. Dan is not the only one who is handy with an iron bar.
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>>23582
Americas situation about the guns has nothing to do with guns but rather because of the whole 56%
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>>23583
The iron bar is truely like the samurai sword
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>>23582
>. I find it crazy that burgers sleep with their guns. They should be locked up securely in a safe.
>gang of niggers break in while you are sleeping
>time is cruicial
>they start ransacking your house and trashing the place
>they hear you and start heading towards you quickly
>spend ages fucking around with a safe while they appear behind and you are promptly butchered
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>>23585
The Jew fears the danurai
No.23588
I don't mind our firearm licencing system, however semi-automatics should be easier to own, should be the same as category A and B, and self defense should be a legitimate reason for owning a firearm.
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>>23586
Even if you get your guns your going to get charged with murder in Australia. We do not have self defence and castle laws to protect your home.
Mummybot told me of a story she knew from someone who had a jewellery store. He got robbed and killed them with a weapon. The police wanted to charge him with murder. Since the attackers put a machete into his head, he claimed to have no recollection of the incident. Otherwise he would have needed to go to court and may be even jail for getting his store robbed by armed attackers.
No.23590
I've been pissing in the toilet with the toilet seat down lately, no more shaking my dick and getting piss everywhere. I just dab it with toilet paper, it's so much cleaner
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>>23590
I have seen this exact post before several days ago.
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>>23589
The laws here are fucking retarded, I guess the (((police))) would be happy to have you sit there and killed. I wouldn't be surprised if some people in a similar situation just killed them and never told anyone, like a farmer or something.
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>>23591
I posted it in the old general accidentally a few days ago, I got little to no (You)'s from it so I posted it here
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>>23589
I thought they changed it sometime within the last couple of years? Obviously not for murdering someone, but if someone breaks into your house with a weapon and you beat 'em half the death with a club, then it's a-okay.
>>23590
>tfw have to piss sitting down because it either comes out like a fire hose or trickles out when I try to control it
>tfw you're a virgin stuck with the Chad piss
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>>23592
A few cases exist of people protecting their families and getting charged. A case on a rural property where a junky broke in and he was beaten not sure if he was killed. The husband got charged. We need self defence laws in this country not freedom of speech.
Business owners can get sued by the family if a junky breaks in and tries to burn down the place, but cannot escape and dies. This country is fucked but nah we need freedom of speech laws
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>>23595
Just dab it with tp m8
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>>23594
I am not certain on law changes but it needs to be a right to defend your property when you fear for your life. That should include deadly force when you are in a rural and remote area without access to police. People who steal shit are lowest scum and shouldn't be protected.
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>>23570
I'm pretty much a socdem or a centre left populist on all those test things.. but I'm not overly keen on democracy so I guess I'm not either of those.
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>>23600
Very comfy little tune.
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>>23602
I just do reconnaissance on the enemy.
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>>23603
It's heaps old, I remember my grandpa singing it.
I had to look up what it was called, all I could remember was the dogs with rubber teeth bit.
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>>23604
Is that what you are doing here?
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>>23604
How are they your enemies exactly?
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>>23607
It is a bit of banter mate.
No.23609
Got the hot farts tonight, my NEET cave is fast becoming a gas chamber.
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>>23606
I love all the NEETs here. Even you.
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>>23612
That may be true but I don't know which NEET you are. I do have a favourite.
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lads should I lose my v-card to a prostie? Been looking through them online and there are some fucking incredible looking ones. I have enough money too. Dunno why I wouldn't tbh. Someone try to convince me otherwise or something.
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>>23615
Several NEETs have done what you are thinking of and they pretty much all had a bad experience and regretted it.
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>>23617
They will have to explain. I can't remember the details. One NEET was disgusted by her wide opening and dryness. Another couldn't get his dick hard.
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>>23617
Because they're whores.
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>>23615
Be aware that most of the photos are fake, especially the gooks.
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>>23615
I did it, it's not a big deal at all
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>>23619
>>23618
did they go to cheapo ones? or are they all like that?
>>23620
will keep in mind
>>23621
pls gimme deets brah
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>>23617
I've never been to a prostie, but I imagine the difference is similar to the difference between bungin' out a fap real quick and getting comfy and working your dick like you're painting art to your favourite fetish.
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>>23624
oh ok. I found some really high end ones though. I've saved a fair bit wagecucking. I know it probably sounds really stupid to spend a fair bit but the idea of losing it to a super hot one seems really appealing to me.
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>>23625
Have you exhausted all options finding someone you don't have to pay?
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>>23625
It's worth a try tbh, I've had some good ones and some bad just with normal escorts, higher end should be good I would assume.
No.23629
Drive out to some bumfuck country town on a friday or saturday night, get fucked up at the pub there and pretend you're someone you're not.
The local whore will fuck you just because you're someone new.
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>>23595
I get some of the toilet paper, fold it up and put it in my undies. Even when I wipe it to remove the piss, what usually happened was a few minutes later when I am doing something else, a small amount of piss came out and was annoying.
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>>23628
What was your first prostitute like?
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>>23626
no lol. I'm not even particularly uggo or anything too. Just really autistic. tbh I just really like the idea of it being a certain thing ya know? Like, you pay and sex is guaranteed and shit. I dunno maybe I'm just a perv.
>>23628
Ok lad. cheers.
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>>23631
She was okay, some type of asian, either chinese or korean, she could barely speak english but was very nice.
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>>23632
>>23630
I hope my councilor is still here sussing out the gen
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>>23635
Probably about 15 minutes, the rest of the hour was foreplay and a massage.
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>>23629
I'm too beta to fit in
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>>23638
Just the usual stuff, BJ and HJ, played with her tits.
No.23641
I have been looking at prostitutes as well, but I don't think I'll get one until I have saved more neetbux. A good way to filter out the horde of gooks is search 'aussie'. I don't think I will ever have a gf to lose my virginity to, as I will be 22 this year and I am just getting sick of it. I might need to work up my confidence as well before I see one.
No.23642
sorry if I spoiled the tone of the thread talking about hoes lads
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>>23637
Did the massage relax you
No.23645
>>23641
>as I will be 22 this year
Same. I'm the lad who first asked.
No.23646
>>23641
You really won't feel any different after losing your virginity, it's no big deal.
>>23643
Yes, the massage at the end of the session was excellent, I almost fell asleep.
>>23644
No.
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>>23642
Nothing else was happening.
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>>23646
Do you think she enjoyed being with you or was she all business?
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>>23647
Sounds kinda gay to say, but I was a little worried that I might have ruined whatever discussion was going on before. I didn't read the thread before I posted and I felt kinda guilty lol
No.23651
>>23639
Just pretend you're someone you;re not.
Who cares if you make a fool of yourself because you'll never see them again.
I wish I could listen to my own advice
No.23652
>>23645
Do you have any confidence issues that would prevent you seeing one? I don't want to see one yet because of money, but also I want to work out for a bit so I look less like a 12 year old boy.
>>23646
>You really won't feel any different after losing your virginity, it's no big deal.
It is just bugging me since everyone my age has probably lost it already and I doubt I will ever be able to lose it for 'free' and I guess I will have to pay for it. I'll never have the teenage love meme, or the gf meme, women want men who are successful normies so I doubt they would ever want me.
No.23653
I wouldn't go to a prostie because it would injure my pride
No.23654
Hello NEETs
I have a question, how do prosties know when the time is up? Do they have a stop watch? An alarm clock? Or do they always keep the time in mind?
No.23655
>>23649
I think it's all just business.
No.23656
>>23654
They usually just keep track of the time, usually glance over at their phone or a clock in the room.
No.23657
Have any of you found weird pro's looking this stuff up?
Like amputees and dwarves?
No.23658
>>23651
The issue isn't my personality but my looks
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>>23657
I wish I could have a blind gf
No.23660
>>23652
>Do you have any confidence issues that would prevent you seeing one? I don't want to see one yet because of money, but also I want to work out for a bit so I look less like a 12 year old boy.
Funny that you mentioned that. If you'd asked me a year ago I would have said yes. Around this time last year I made an effort to get fit and shit so right now, not really. I do have some deep insecurities but I manage to keep a lid on them pretty well a lot of the time.
btw definitely work out anyway. If I didn't start lifting weights I might've killed myself or some shit.
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>>23658
It's not as if everyone everywhere is attractive and in the country towns theres nothing else to do but go to the pub. There'll be some bushpigs there that might put out.
No.23662
>>23652
I wouldn't worry about your appearance, they deal with all kinds of fucked up people,
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>>23661
But they at least have testosterone I'm a shitty soygoy
No.23664
>>23662
But not soygoys though
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>>23664
>>23663
You'll be right.
No.23666
>>23656
that makes sense, better than using an alarm clock
No.23667
Begun reading a lot more throughout the day, 4-5 hours a day topped off with NEETwalks and gym keeps me pretty busy when you're getting 9-10 hours sleep.
I would say that I am a lot more alert and energetic given my massive reduction in computer time (and I'm not even on no porn/no fap right now) but my mind is definitely a lot more active which isn't all positives.
One of the great things about being in that 7 day shut in haze is that you are numb to a lot of things, while that is no way to live with hours passing like seconds this elevated state is going to take some time getting used to.
>>23660
>If I didn't start lifting weights I might've killed myself or some shit.
same tbh, it's good to have spergouts in the gym and smash sets out
No.23668
I wouldn't mind joining a gym but they seem pretty expensive.
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No.23670
Homemade apple and rhubarb strudel with a subtle tang of lime infused cream delicately balanced with an oak and almond wood grain base
delectable
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>>23669
Good night. Sleep tight.
No.23672
>>23667
>it's good to have spergouts in the gym and smash sets out
I feel you brah. wage cuckin I managed to accumulate gear and develop a relatively well-equipped homegym. I go in there, put on some heavy ass tunes and crush shit.
>>23668
this'll sound goofy, but hear me out. If you can, get a kettlebell (or maybe two- one heavier) and a skipping rope. Skipping is fucking top-tier cardio imo and ropes are cheap af. Kettlebells are a bit of a meme but just think of them as being like dumbells. You can do presses, swings, rows, goblet squats with a kettlebell - so they're pretty good if you're starting out. If you add in body-weight stuff you're fucking set for a while. If you can get (or find) something you can hang off of and do pullups.
>>23669
nn laddie
No.23673
>>23668
just buy yourself some cheap weights, you'll only have to pay once and you will be able to lift without leaving the house.
>>23669
Good night
No.23674
>>23672
I've got some dumbbells and a bench but I never really enjoyed lifting and rarely use them, mostly just like doing cardio.
No.23675
Bought myself clearance watermelon and vodka mishka for $7 4 pack and a Heineken 500ml for $2 at Dan's. Will drink heneiken then 3 mishkas to sleep.
No.23676
>>23672
What music do you listen to? I only work out with music on light sets. I have to concentrate when I'm going heavy.
No.23677
>>23660
I might start with just doing some basic push ups, since I am mainly insecure about my arms, then I might start going to the gym after a month or two.
>>23662
I wouldn't feel confident doing it as I currently am. I look really young and they might be able to look past that, but having so much anxiety and insecurity about myself I probably wouldn't be able to get hard. I can't even get hard most of the time watching porn, it would be worse being in a real life situation and feeling the added anxiety and stress over my body I feel depressed when I look in the mirror and I see a really thin guy with a baby face, which makes me look young in addition to my feeble arms, legs etc. I can't even properly grow facial hair either like every other guy my age, it just adds to the insecurity and makes me feel completely inadequate as a male.
No.23678
>>23677
>I can't even get hard most of the time watching porn
you need no porn + no fap and to go to a doctor for low test, sort your diet out too
you sound a lot like me a few years ago
No.23679
>>23674
oh ok. Do you try and get prs? If you don't you could try and lift a weight you haven't ever lifted before - or you could try and do a number of reps you've never done before. I've found the whole 'achievement' part of it to be the most satisfying.
>>23676
Yeah nah I do the exact same thing. I only put on the music at the end when I'm doing accessory stuff (and I feel like quitting lol). I've been listening to the same playlist for two years. Mostly rap. The sort of stuff that glorifies making it if that makes sense - like when they rap about coming from nothing or making lots of money. Cringey but whatever.
No.23680
>tfw ate heaps today
>a large bag of smiths salt and vinegar chips
>a fisherman's basket from the fish and chip shop
>a tub of woolies cheesy vegemite scrolls
>about 2 liters of milk
>4 mint slice chocolate biscuits
This is over the whole day but I've got this weird not really full and kind of still hungry feeling but also full as
No.23681
>>23680
for fuck sake eat a piece of fruit or your guts will explode
No.23682
>>23680
Eat some vegetables or fibre or you won't be shitting for a while.
No.23683
>>23680
Dont listen to those other NEETs, you did good today. One improvement you could've made was having some fizzy drink but otherwise pretty good.
No.23684
>>23678
Might go on the nofap, I keep putting it off but maybe its for the best.
No.23685
>>23683
>One improvement you could've made was having some fizzy drink
*blocks your penis*
No.23686
>>23680
Is this our Jahans?
No.23687
Went to click update, this post >>23686 pops up. Now I have a tittyman pic saved to my pc.
No.23688
>>23681
I had a ham and salad roll the other day. It doesn't mean anything though because I still ate shit food as well. I'm not adverse to eating healthy at all but I just choose the easy good tasting shit most of the time
No.23689
>>23679
Very similar to myself, only ever during accessory work.
I like really hyped up trance/house, edgy rap (suicideboys) and death metal stuff. Pretty sure I deliver more cringe.
I hit 80kg incline bench for 3 reps last week, pretty happy with that. How has your training been going?
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No.23691
>>23685
You ever had one?
Gravity stopped working when I pushed one out years ago.
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No.23693
>>23689
Fucking good shit.
>80kg incline bench for 3 reps last week
Great job lad. Really weird how close we are lol - I did an 87kg flat bench for 3 the other week. I guess you're stronger seeing as it's incline though.
Everything's going well but I've had to focus on upper body the last 2 months or so becuase of knee problems. They're getting sorted (slowly) but it'll probs be a while before I can do squats or things like that. I just recently reintroduced deads and RDLs though so its ok.
What sort of routine do you do?
No.23694
>>23685
How else can you get them? I rarely drink any soft drinks but they always worry me.
No.23695
>>23683
>you did good today
No I didn't. I don't come to the general to be coddlled and lied to anon
No.23696
>>23693
>I guess you're stronger seeing as it's incline though.
actually nvm you must be heaps stronger aye
No.23697
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>23691
Gravity has good music.
No.23698
>>23695
A rather cynical remark.
No.23699
No.23700
>>23699
Embrace the coddling and the coddling will embrace you back.
No.23701
I cancelled my gym membership the other day, I only went twice. Apparently they still get to charge me for 30 days the fucks, it's written in the contract I signed
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No.23704
>>23703
It's warm and fuzzy.
Warm and fuzzy.
No.23705
Freshly showered and feeling quite refreshed though still a bit sick from whatever hit me this morning (either a bit of food poisoning, too much booze plus the intense heat here in QLD atm or a combo of all three of those things).
No.23706
>>23693
Spooky, I've only been doing upper body lately as I seem to gain strength/size on my legs much easier
I pretty much just train what I feel like, one big compound movement 5 or so sets low reps and then 1x accessory exercise for say 10 sets x 10 reps
4 days a week
not optimal, been meaning to change to a proper split with actual programming but cbf logging my lifts every week. it's more something to stop me sperging out and look good/be strong, I don't take it that seriously.
No.23707
>>23702
Gay post somewhere else
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>>23709
Gay post somewhere else
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>>23707
don't tell me what to do
No.23715
>>23706
Man this is spooky
>I seem to gain strength/size on my legs much easier
Same. That's why I wasn't too upset when I had to stop training lower body. I've always had big ass legs. Don't think I've lost anything on the break either.
>not optimal
Sounds alright to me lad. I mean, what you've described is pretty much what most programs have you doing anyway. It's funny, autistically logging my lifts is one of the things about it that I really like. I'm starting to think I might have legit aspergers.
>>23711
nn lad
No.23716
>>23670
You've been holding that one in for while
>>23675
Don't know how you could sleep with all that sugar in your system
>>23691
You passed out from the pain?
No.23717
>>23715
What training program are you on?
Are you strict with your diet too? Over the years it's just became more of an enjoyment thing for me to keep me sane. If they ever invented steroids with no side effects I'd definitely try to minmax everything though and ensure everything is optimal.
No.23718
>>23472
is he wearing pizza?
No.23719
What happened to VN/VirginNEET? Does anyone know?
No.23720
>>23717
>What training program are you on?
a reddit one actually lol. GZCL (a linear progression version). It's just like SS or other things of that nature. The difference is when you can't add weight you don't reset you just swap up the rep / set schemes. So for example you do 5x3 bench and you add weight week. If you can't get 3 reps each set after adding weight, you swap the scheme to 6x2. Later if you can't do that you swap to 10x1 and afterwards you go back to 5x3 (a little higher than when you started). The main accessories are just complementary compounds (e.g. OHP on days when the heavy lift is bench) and follow a similar protocol. I add my own bodybuilding shit at the end of each workout.
I ended up doing it because SS was getting real grindy. For whatever reason this one really appeals to my 'tism.
I'm not really strict with my diet. I don't really track anything - sometimes I'll enter stuff into a calorie / macro tracker just to check that I'm in the ballpark. I do try and eat enough fibre and get my vitamins in though. I'm probably downplaying it though - I am kinda obsessive about it all. That's only because I don't really have much else going on in my life though.
No.23721
>>23720
should proof-read that. dunno why I said 'though' so much
No.23722
I'm so frustrated. My bank just decided to withdraw DOUBLE DIGITS from me as a service fee all of a sudden with no warning.
No.23723
I'm so frustrated. My bank just decided to withdraw DOUBLE DIGITS from me as a service fee all of a sudden with no warning.
No.23724
I'm so frustrated. My bank just decided to withdraw DOUBLE DIGITS from me as a service fee all of a sudden with no warning.
No.23725
>>23724
>>23723
>>23722
Looks like the board withdrew three replies from you on top of that.
No.23726
>>23682
Just about to shit now m8
>>23723
Anz used to charge me $5 a month just to use my account with them, they also had a $20 overdraft fee if I ever accidentally withdrew more than I had in it. I'm now with ing with no fees
No.23727
>>23726
>not using based ING Direct
No.23728
>>23719
I think he posted a few weeks ago.
No.23729
No.23730
Hey NEETs, rationing the stories as I'm through nearly all the good one's and I don't want to have to get down to nothingburger tier shit like me calling some kid a faggot because he didn't stop the bus for me or something else stupid like that, anyway today was good as I went to the gym for the first time in weeks, having some vodka and coke at the moment, it's alright and I think it would be even nicer with some ice and maybe a bit of lemon or lime but I don't have any of that at the moment
No.23731
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Dutch NEET set a job agency on fire. He went into the building and poured gasoline on things while people were working
No.23732
>>23730
Is it normal coke? Share the stories at your own pace m88
>>23731
The people working there will now be NEETs. Master plan.
No.23733
>>23732
It's just normal coke, might try it with vanila coke though
No.23734
>>23730
Don't forget to have a wank
No.23735
told mom of my wanking habits today. i was just making small talk when the topic switched to exercise and i realized i've been slacking so i've probably been feeling anxious because i haven't wanked or exercised in a while. i thought about not mentioning the wanking part but curiosity got the best of me so i just said it. the reply was a predictable "don't wanna know, leave me out of it".
No.23736
What the fuck am I feeling?
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No.23738
sure is lonely on here at this time. none of you neetos on a fucked sleep schedule?
No.23739
>>23738
Can't get goon at fucked up hours
No.23740
Happy valentines day, cunts. xxoo.
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>>23740
Thank you mate. same to you.
No.23747
Good morning NEETs. I did pretty good today. Got paid my NEETbux this morning and used it to pay off all my bills, buy a couple of necessary (non-food) items online, and then I put what was left over in the bank account that I can't access without giving 31 days notice.
The risk of a massive food binge has been averted for another fortnight. The diet is still on. We are all going to make it.
No.23748
What was all that autism about not "gayposting" last night? The guy was just making a joke. Some of you are legit autistic.
No.23749
Morning guys,
Sorry for my autism post >>23511
I get quite emotional and edge in the evenings when I'm tired, nostalgic too.
No.23750
>>23747
How much of your NEETbux do you manage to save per month?
No.23751
>>23750
It depends. the first three years I was on DSP I saved about $8000 per year. I have been on a spending binge lately so have not really been saving. This fortnight I put about $350 away in savings. That is about average I guess.
No.23752
>>23749
Good morning. I think we all get like that sometimes.
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No.23754
>>23751
Nice, I manage to save around $850 to $1000 per month of my dspbux, just depends on what bills I need to pay or if I need some extra things.
No.23755
>>23720
>I don't really have much else going on in my life though
I don't think any of us really do tbh
No.23756
>>23754
Yeah it depends how many luxuries you are willing to forego. When there is no end goal in sight with your savings it makes it harder to keep saving. I don't go as hard as I used to because I don't see much point any more. I will never be able to save enough to get a house.
No.23757
>>23738
I've been going to sleep at 10:30PM-7AM, has me feeling my best in a long time but last night I cracked and fell asleep at midnight.
Still smalltime but I want to get to waking up early again, I really begin to rot if I wake up late.
No.23758
>>23744
Where do you work? Any stories?
No.23760
>>23757
I agree it is best to get up early. But everyone is different. You just have to find what works for you.
No.23761
>>23759
Good morning NEET.
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No.23763
>>23756
I'm saving for a new bike, and also a few other things I need so it keeps me focused. After that though I'll probably ease up on saving and spend a bit more.
No.23764
>>23758
I fear I've said too much already about my work. Lets just leave it as an office on the outskirts of Adelaide.
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No.23766
>>23765
I don't watch TV, however one of my computer monitors can be used as a TV.
No.23767
>>23763
The only "big" purchase that would be feasible for me through saving (given a house is out of reach) would be a new car. But I already have a car that does what I need it to do. I don't see the point of getting a "better" one when the current one works fine.
I think materialism is a trap like that. It can be nice to browse and fantasise about owning something "better" but once you get it you don't really feel much better if you know what I mean.
Maybe with motorbikes it is different and you getting a new one will enhance your life in a meaningful way. Only you would know that. But as a general rule I am sceptical.
No.23768
>>23764
>I've said too much already about my work
lol no-one remember anything anyone says. We don't even know which NEET you are.
No.23769
>>23767
I wonder if anybody has ever bought a house or some land purely with savings from neetbux?
No.23770
>>23769
Well if you save for 20 years you could and I guess some people have done that.
No.23771
>>23767
The bike I want to get is nothing special I'll also be buying a used one since Honda no longer sell them in the Australia, it's just a different bike and more comfortable to ride, I plan on having a go at the delivery gig too.
No.23772
>>23767
imho there's no "upgrading" with motorbikes. Doing the normie materialist thing of Bigger is Better… just gets you something that goes faster… in a straight line.
Obviously you can get another bike with better utility for your situation, but that's more sidegrading.
Admittedly, I'm someone who gets his daily neethrills fanging a Postie on 50km/h residential streets.
No.23773
>>23772
I've thought about getting a postie, would be perfect for deliveroo. What I really want and what I'm saving for is a Honda CB400, should have just bought one in the first place but I fell for the "brand new" meme and got a Yamaha R3.
No.23774
>>23753
I wouldn't want it to be me. People asking for money and people being your friends for money is worse than having no friends. Money doesn't buy happiness when your simply a millionaire or have a billion. The new wealthy are billionaires who look down on this kid for who he truely is.
No.23775
>>23774
I have no clue what I would do if I came into millions of dollars, and one this is for sure, it wouldn't cure my depression or anxiety.
No.23776
>>23775
it would let you choose your own form of misery though
No.23777
The only way a big heap of money would improve my life would be by letting me buy a big piece of land and live away from people. I think that would reduce my stress a lot. Having all that privacy. I can't imagine how good it would be to be able to walk through nature all on your own and not have to worry about other people seeing you.
All my other problems would remain though no matter how much money I had.
No.23778
>>23777
>All my other problems would remain though no matter how much money I had.
this tbh, normies have a very unsophisticated concept of wealth and what money can do - but what do you expect? they're normies.
No.23779
>>23716
> passed out
nah but i got really disorientated, and lost balance. I ended up swinging my head in to the toilet wall (I was on the loo) and ending up in the gap between the toilet and the wall.
It wasn't really a kidney stone like those though. I was on heaps of morphine for a long time and a layer of sediment hardened in my bladder and made a shell type thing, then eventually that started dissolving and bits would come out occasionally. The time I'm talking about was the biggest bit and it was just smaller than a 5c piece.
No.23780
Good morning friends
>>23747
>>23749
>>23759
Good morning, hope I didn't miss anyone.
No.23781
>>23780
Good morning mate.
No.23782
>>23719
He was saying that he might embrace the wagie life iirc
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No.23784
>>23730
Don't feel obliged to tell us stories and as if we wont care about what you've got to say, even if it's just mundane shit after you tell us your stories.
No.23785
>>23735
>"don't wanna know, leave me out of it".
terrible end to your story, I was envisioning a middle aged Eastern Euro milf talking to NEETo about his fapping habits and working through any issues he has with him.
No.23786
Going to go out now and do some more work in the garden.
No.23787
>>23740
naww, thanks man. You too
No.23788
>>23747
>The diet is still on.
Good work bud.
I woke up craving fast food but today's the start of lent and We're all going to make it.
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No.23791
>>23753
>Before long, Zillan had invested a total of just over $US12,000, the entirety of his savings from teaching tennis lessons along with the tidy nest egg he’d received from gifts and his Bar Mitzvah a few years earlier.
I knew something was wrong. In other words, the rich jew from a rich family is slightly richer. (((etherium))) strikes again.
No.23792
>>23774
>people being your friends for money
Is that the trick?
No.23793
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>23786
You're a fucking machine.
I tried to find an appropriate memevid to go with that but came across this. It is great, I'd love to get one.
This vid is well worth a watch.
No.23794
>>23791
That's always the catch with "millennial who pays off their mortgage by 30" or "millenial with 4 houses by 25"
>interest free loan from parents/grandparents
>assisted with the deposit
and then they just got lucky riding the housing boom wave, doesn't stop the boomers from falling for representativeness though and assuming that everyone can do that JUST LIKE THEY DID
No.23795
>>23740
Th-thanks
>>23759
Morning Kunt
No.23796
>>23795
You know brendo is un-fucking his shit?
He's turning into chuck norris and wearing a bonanza hat.
No.23797
>>23748
kek, I started that then others started saying it as well, I'd created a monster
No.23798
>tfw went to some torrent trackers to download some shit like I did every week
>realize I don't have broadband anymore, just a 6gig/month kogan mobile account
Fuck.
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How are you cunts preparing for the Rope Day?
No.23806
>>23803
I don't know what any of that is and i dont wish to learn.
No.23807
>>23804
I was about to post this song, by a different artist though.
Gary plays raw as hell.
No.23808
I am back in from the garden and have had my cleansing shower. I used a broom to get all the dirt and cobwebs off the walls, windows and back verandah ceiling. Then I washed the windows and swept up all the dirt from the verandah floor and the walkways around the back and side of the house. Then to finish off I went and did a little repair job to the back fence which is falling apart. If I'd left it much longer my doggo probably would have found his way out.
So now the backyard is completely done. So is the whole driveway area and around both my sheds. All that is left to do is the front garden and the front of the house. This is not anywhere near as big a job as the back. It will mostly just be trimming shrubs, bushes and small trees.
No.23809
>>23808
> the backyard is completely done.
excellent work man, you should be proud of yourself.
I hate doing the front yard, the risk of people is increased.
No.23810
>>23809
Yeah I have left the front yard until last because there is an increased risk of seeing people and especially seeing the midnight hammer bogan.
No.23811
>>23793
I view gardening and growing food as a natural sort of activity. This is what gives it its comfiness. I would be hesitant to integrate technology into my garden. I do not even use sprinklers.
No.23812
>>23810
>midnight hammer bogan
tell us more about her, what does she do? sounds like a freak
No.23813
>>23812
I have told all there is to tell in past posts. She is a single mother fat bogan who lives next door and yells at her primary-school-age son all day, and on occasion ventures out in the early hours of the morning to do loud gardening work that wakes me up.
No.23814
>>23812
She's a crackhead.
No.23815
Day one of my lent fast of fastfood and soft drinks and I cant stop thinking about it.
I want a whopper or a zinger stacker ith a mountaindew and a 10 pack of kirks
No.23816
>>23813
I believe you, it's just crazy to me to think that people like that exist and they're not just internet memes.
No.23817
>>23815
You chose the wrong thing to give up. You should have ditched the mints and pills.
No.23818
Why would smoking crack make you hammer and bang on shit in the early morning? I don't see the connection.
No.23819
>>23817
>tfw breath no longer refreshed
No.23820
>>23818
People on amphetamines often use them to "get stuff done" like cleaning their house or doing shit in the garden.
No.23821
>>23817
Yeah, they are a bigger issue but I'm not ready to give them up.
I'm thinking I might try to give up porn and jacking off but I sometimes go months without that anyhow. The other thing I might do is 30mins on the home gym each day, I might start with doing 3 10min bits or even 6 5min bits as 30mins at the moment is too much.
No.23822
>>23820
I had a mate who used to fix cars but only at like 3 in the morning on gear and he'd use the money from selling that one to buy a new one and get more gear.
Strange life style they have.
No.23823
>>23821
Do lifting on the home gym don't waste your time on cardio, it will just make you feel shit. You do not need to lift every day or for even close to 30 minutes. Ten minutes every second day will still give you huge improvements.
No.23824
>>23818
>smoke meth
>huge amount of energy
>you don't want to stop moving
>oh you're a junky so you've got nothing to do because the only thing in your life is meth
>do all the shit you should've done like cleaning but couldn't because you were too busy worrying about your next fix
>run out of shit to do inside the house
>start working outside the house
I used to know a few meth heads and this was pretty much how their entire weekend would go. They'd sit around all week doing nothing because they've had no big fix, then on the weekend they'd take their medicine at like 8pm and by midnight they had cleaned the house spotless and would then work on fucking cars without a care in the world for the noise they'd make.
No.23826
>>23824
>would then work on fucking cars without a care in the world for the noise they'd make.
Do you mean help take away normies cars and their possessions inside?
No.23827
>>23826
No, they'd be out there at 2am cutting the springs on their hektik commie or removing the exhaust and other dumb bogan shit.
No.23828
>>23824
>without a care in the world for the noise
There's a guy down the road who does that at like midnight, you hear him fucking around with a sander and welding shit trying to panelbeat old cars.
tbh I prefer those types of crackheads over the ones that get on it and want to rob people and fight though.
No.23829
>>23794
Stop being negative son, you just need a positive attitude
No.23830
>>23827
>>23828
Why don't you keep dropping letters in their mail box to get them really paranoid?
<Making noise at 2am, delet this
When they keep an eye on their letter box, send it as a posted letter.
No.23831
I'm in rich boy Scarborough town, lots of old boomers living in their safety nets away from the mess they created
No.23832
>>23829
Such good advice, refined goon does make everything better
have a goon
No.23834
Could really do with a beer.
No.23835
>>23829
>you just need a positive attitude
<Now get out there and rent one of our houses for $1600 a fortnight you lazy millennial shit
<What do you mean you can't afford it? You're making $12 an hour
<when I was your age 40 years ago I was only making $6 and still managed to buy my own house
No.23836
Can we please post only positive Valentines day messages today
No.23837
If I've been on newstart for three and a half months, will the meeting I've been called in to have with the lady at the job agency tomorrow mean I'm likely to be put on WFTD next week?
No.23838
>>23837
I don't know mate but you shouldn't fear wftd. I reckon it is one of those things that makes you scared beforehand but once you get there you realise it isn't so bad. It is actually nice to meet some new people and have some company.
No.23839
>>23834
>upcoming rain
lucky tbh
No.23840
>>23838
I just don't want to be stuck doing shit work that takes me half a day to get to.
No.23841
>>23840
If they make you do it try your best to negotiate something that suits you.
No.23842
>go to set up a paypal account
>check phone banking for their deposit
>see something called "EAHM Investments PTY" charged me $38.50 on Sunday
>don't know what this shit is and googling them linked me to an address near my house
>apparently their ABN is expired too
I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT
No.23843
>>23831
I sometimes drive around rich people neighbourhood and pick up their hard waste which is stuff that I cant afford.
No.23844
>>23842
>EAHM Investments PTY
Sounds like a pre-existing payment agreements or whatever they are called. You may have bought something within the last twelve months and enter unknowningly into an agreement. Until recently PayPal was not very clear on this agreement, even then its a bitch to find them. Here is some information to find out if you are stuck in one, as you need to authorise each payment for the $$$ to be taken out. If the business has gone, then dispute the charge with the reason you provided and you will get your money back
https://www.paypal.com/au/selfhelp/article/how-do-i-cancel-a-billing-agreement-faq2254
No.23845
>>23844
I have literally never had a paypal account until I tried making one 20 minutes ago. This charge from EAHM Investments happened on Sunday. Gonna ring the bank in a minute.
No.23846
>>23841
ask if you can do WFTD as a giggolo.
No.23847
>>23843
What are some of the coolest stuff you've got?
No.23848
>>23836
That bitch on the bottom looks disgusting.
I'd still let her give me a hug though, probably.
No.23849
>>23838
Looks like wfd cooked your brains
No.23850
>>23845
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I would ring the number for contact provided on PayPal.com.au I do not understand how you had a charge without a paypal account. You need to verify payment method to begin on PayPal by them depositing or taking out small amount that you confirm. I even had to confirm my identity at the post office later on Are you sure it's not a scam email?
No.23851
>>23832
Happy Valentine's Day, Dan.
I bet your iron bar is the only thing you've fucked.
No.23853
No.23854
>>23851
My gift to you has always been the same
pop in by and we discuss one more thing I have fucked with my iron bar
No.23856
>>23847
I got these from the side of the road
No.23857
>>23855
The wardens really let you go wild these days.
Quite swank, considering.
No.23859
Those are pretty good finds.
No.23860
>>23855
Needs a comfier chair tbh.
No.23861
No.23862
>>23860
no sign of his poopsock either.
No.23863
>>23859
The other day I came across one of those racing car looking computer chairs, it was too broken to fix though so I didn't get it.
No.23865
>>23863
I would never use a chair someone else had had their arse sitting on for years.
No.23866
Office just sent out a safety notice reminding staff to please not drink the coffee machine cleaning chemicals.
No.23867
>>23866
How did they taste?
No.23868
>>23867
I can't taste anything anymore, but for a second or so they were a bit peppery.
No.23869
For the fancier, executive sized NEETs.
No.23871
>>23870
They can be lowered, or removed, it's fully adjustable.
No.23872
>>23871
How many kilos is that chair rated for?
No.23873
>>23870
How wide are you? I posted the 55" gut pick the other day, and I'm currently sitting quite comfortably in a chair with arms.
No.23874
No.23875
>>23867
The right question to ask is, who drank the cleaning chemicals to warrant the safety reminder?
No.23876
>>23873
Shit, I'm losing the 2018 CEO competition by like an inch.
No.23877
>tfw $105 + whatever shipping costs to get my PS Vita screen replaced
No.23878
>>23874
Is the weight restriction a meme, what would happen if an executive sized NEET uses a chair with that limit?
No.23879
>>23875
I am trying to find out. It's hard when I don't know that many people.
No.23880
No.23881
>>23878
Did you see what happened to Boogie when his chair broke under him? It wasn't pretty.
No.23882
>>23881
Can you post the link, I am searching for it now. Is it a video or just picture of the aftermath?
No.23883
>>23880
6'2", which means what I lack in mighty girth I make up for in the ability to topple a truck.
No.23884
>>23882
Oh it was a normal table chair, not an executive sized NEET chair with wheels
https://i.imgtc.com/CeZ4nan.png
No.23885
>>23882
He basically ended up with a broken asshole.
No.23886
>>23883
I think the other two executives are manlets. You are a much mghtier man.
No.23887
>>23884
Thank you for not uploading the image here.
No.23888
No.23889
No.23890
>>23886
It doesn't count until you're fuzzed to that chair.
No.23891
>>23886
A rather obtuse remark.
No.23892
>>23889
300 word apology for the vertically deficit executive NEETs you have emotionally harmed here today.
No.23893
>>23877
RIP, I remember buying a 8gig memorystick for my psp few years ago and paying about 100$ Sony has always been this way.
No.23894
>>23799
When the depression comes a knocking, and you're the only one home. It's 'tfw'…
No.23895
>>23887
Sorry for not providing a spoiler for it
>>23892
I agree, we never bullying the executive sized NEET. They are a class above us vertically deficit executive NEET
No.23896
>>23893
>Sony has always been this way.
Can't even get it done through Sony because my Vita is on the right firmware with hacks installed and I think they'll deny fixing it or update it if you uninstall it all before sending it.
>memorystick for my psp few years ago and paying about 100$
Yeah fuck that. I lucked out buying this thing, got it from the local Dick Smiths the day before it closed its doors, only ended up paying like $200 for the Vita and a 64GB Sony meme memory card that would have cost $150 alone if I had gotten it anywhere else. It's the perfect emulation machine tbh.
No.23897
>>23894
>When the impression comes a knocking, and you're the only one home. It's 'tfw'
No.23898
>>23896
>Yeah fuck that. I lucked out buying this thing, got it from the local Dick Smiths the day before it closed its doors, only ended up paying like $200 for the Vita and a 64GB Sony meme memory card that would have cost $150 alone if I had gotten it anywhere else. It's the perfect emulation machine tbh.
They had a warranty line one year after closing down. You could have harassed the lone Pajeet operating it.
No.23899
Went to the fan murphy's in morely while I was at work, charged $48 for a block of export and there was a boong buying a 2l golden oak and was scrummaging for change.
Shame on Dan for taking advantage of lower socio-economic scum.
No.23900
>>23898
The chip appeared maybe two months ago, so I was already past that. The worst part is there isn't even a fucking scratch or anything on it, just this chip that glows bright fucking white when the screen is on.
No.23901
>>23856
Just don't become a hoarder
No.23902
>>23892
Dear NEETs of Size but not height,
I would like to formally apologise for my hurtful and unnecessary remarks on the /ausneets/ forum earlier today. As a man who stands 6"3 inches tall it is difficult for me to comprehend what life must be like for those lacking such height. It was this ignorance which led to my hurtful remarks. Ignorance and privilege, which I would now like to acknowledge. I sincerely hope that you are able to move on from today's incident and go forward with confidence that there will not be a repeat.
Although I do not wish for my poor behaviour and rude remarks to be excused in any way, I would like to put on the record that I have for many years suffered from mental health problems, including poor self esteem and anxiety. Sometimes these conditions can cause me to lash out with provocative or hurtful remarks on various web forums. When someone is the subject of one of these lashings, it is best for them not to take it personally.
The effects of height prejudice can be seen at all levels of society. Children are bullied mercilessly in the school yard, adults are ostracised and marginalised in the workplace. Given the traumatic life experiences of so many of our shorter citizens, I should have been more aware of and sensitive to your need to have a safe space on the /ausneets/ forum.
As restitution for my wrongdoing, I would like to announce my commitment to a program of community service aimed at boosting the self-esteem of children of shorter stature. I have undertaken to travel from school to school, talking to students in assembly about the hurtful repercussions of height prejudice and height bullying.
Once again, please accept my most sincere and heartfelt apology.
No.23903
>>23899
>Shame on Dan for taking advantage of lower socio-economic scum.
No.23904
>>23897
>>When the impression comes a knocking, and you're the only one home. It's 'tfw'
No.23905
I, on behalf of all vertically deficit executive NEETs, hereby accept your apology.
No.23906
>>23899
Please don't drink and drive NEET.
No.23908
>>23900
Can't you just get tape to put it over instead of getting it repaired. When they do repair shit sometimes it is not always perfect and that annoys me than the repair screen repair.
No.23909
No.23910
>>23905
Thank you for your magnanimity.
No.23911
>>23904
PasitoNEET are you successfully abstaining from junk still? What have you etten and drank today?
No.23912
>>23904
A little bit of rape in every can
No.23913
>>23908
Was planning to do something similar to that, but the Vita is honestly a solid handheld if you've got the hackable firmware. I wouldn't mind holding onto it for as long as possible in the best condition because no matter what it'll always have some use.
>When they do repair shit sometimes it is not always perfect
Really worried about this, although I've got no choice about it. I've read a little about repairing it and it just seems like a gigantic pain in the ass which you're much more likely to fuck up if you don't have the tools to fix it. Buying the parts and doing it myself would be $60ish, so I'd rather just pay the $105 and get someone who has at least done these repairs before with the proper tools to do it.
No.23914
>>23913
Understandable, if it something that value and something you see yourself using in the foreseeable future then get it repaired.
I would go against repair it yourself, there are a lot of low quality repair parts available. You need to find decent quality parts then need to be skilled in repairing it depending on its complexity. If you fuck it up it can cost more to order additional parts. Getting Sony to repair is the best alternative as any issues you can raise with them for them to fix it again, if it significant enough.
No.23916
>>23902
Good afternoon, as president of the /ausneets/ Shorter Mens Association I would like to thank you for your candor. Your apology may be accepted, condition on the address of the following point:
>When someone is the subject of one of these lashings, it is best for them not to take it personally.
I find this phrasing to be problematic in that it assumes a level of agency not often available to the victims of height prejudice in our modern society. Those repeatedly traumatized men (often suffering PTSD-PMD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder - Predominantly Manlet Derived)) are often discriminated against to the point they cannot access mental healthcare, and to presume to know these men have the ability to simply brush off your maltreatment - well, how else can I feel but rightfully angered when I read your comment?
I think it reasonable and essential that you apologize in full, without disclaimer, to the men you have doubtless offended and re-victimized. A clear statement for the support of those suffering mental health issues would also be appreciated.
Yours bevictimized
Garmin
No.23917
>>23916
>PTSD-PMD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder - Predominantly Manlet Derived
No.23918
>>23916
I didn't have a pic of any short NEETs except for guts.
No.23919
>>23899
>casually drink driving
No.23920
No.23921
No.23922
>>23915
Is that Cleanstove?
No.23923
No.23924
>tfw fat have eaten sensibly today
No.23925
>>23924
>tfw one sandwich and dinner with only one glass of coke today
No.23926
>>23925
>>23924
The day is not over yet. Do not give in to hubris.
No.23927
No.23928
>>23916
>>23902
Next level shitposting.
No.23929
>>23927
Describe your aroma for me.
No.23930
>>23929
A general muskiness with a blend of bile,shit,piss and piss
No.23931
I'm having a cup of coffee whilst listening to ambient music and browsing the web.
No.23932
>>23931
sounds comfy. How do you take your coffee?
No.23933
>>23930
Hmmm I see, rather exquisite, but I see you are lacking in semen?
No.23934
>>23932
like his men teehee
No.23935
No.23936
>>23932
I honestly can't be fucked with french presses and grinders. I just have nescafe gold barista style with a dash of milk and 1 sugar.
What about you?
No.23937
>>23936
I don't drink coffee any more. When I did it was Nescafe Gold with one and a half sugars and all milk (no water added I just heated a mug of full cream milk up in the microwave).
No.23938
>>23936
Yeah all that fancy stuff is far to time consuming for a NEET, I'm pretty much the same as you but I use Moccona Dark Roast.
No.23939
Imagine having a girl who loved you.
No.23940
>>23938
>>23938
>Moccona Dark Roast
I used to drink that. I find it goes better if you buy the 200g jars instead of the 400g ones. The big jars tend to go stale before it is finished.
No.23941
>>23939
I would just find it stressful and push her away probably.
No.23942
>>23939
Imagine having someone that enjoys being your friend.
No.23943
>>23941
I know it certainly wouldn't pan out like the movies. Even for just a fleeting moment I would still want to experience love and intimacy.
No.23944
>>23939
Quite an insensitive comment to post on such a day.
No.23945
>>23944
It is how I feel and I'm sure other neets feel it too. Hide the post and move on.
No.23946
>>23904
>>>when the recession comes a knocking, and you're the only one home. It's 'tfw'
No.23947
>>23799
Rather flattered by all the (you)s this got me
No.23948
>>23946
>cordial
We used to guzzle that shit when we were kids. My parents were so hopeless. It is pure sugar. I would never buy that for my kids.
No.23949
No.23950
>>23934
I like mine white, sweet, strong and really hot
No.23951
>>23950
>he doesn't like girthful coffee
Begone twiggy drinker.
No.23952
>>23936
I'm thinking I might go back to instant. I was buying douge egberts and I think I liked that more than these capsules because i could make them to taste rather than having the capsules just as they are and instant is cheaper
No.23953
>>23949
Hypothetical kids which will probably never exist.
No.23954
>its a lose massive amount of weight and no one recognizes me anymore daydream
No.23955
>>23951
I occasionally like a short, bitter black, they really get me going
No.23956
No.23957
>>23952
Follow your heart CoffeeNEET.
No.23958
>>23946
The green one from coles is pretty good, I get that often.
No.23959
>>23958
I bet you are the NEET who had the teeth problems.
No.23960
>>23957
It's also that I know "actual coffee" will always be sub-par unless I get the beans, then roast and grind them myself.
That's too much work.
No.23961
>>23960
Perhaps a bit more work would be good for you.
No.23962
>>23959
Did any of you save the pic? I deleted it but I'd like it to see how bad I really look under all the fillings.
No.23963
Is it even possible to find a qt yandere gf as a NEET?
No.23964
>>23961
I'm already working one day a week and my innerNEET is trying to break free.
No.23965
>>23962
Which pic is this?
No.23966
>>23956
Imagine having someone that wants to spend time around you because they enjoy your company.
No.23967
>>23965
I took a pic of my teeth when a filling fell out and then another when I got a new one.
No.23968
>>23966
You're taking this way too far
No.23969
Just how alienated from other Australians do you feel?
I have nothing in common with anyone my age and haven't for years, those really carefree, basic Indian/Brazilian mystery meat visa types you work with in wagie jobs and always see on the train seem to be on another planet entirely. I remember going through a 30 year old pajeet coworker's YouTube and it was just "epic" and "cool video man" under everything he watched despite being fluent in English. I don't really buy into /pol/ IQ memes but what the fuck even goes on upstairs with these people?
The only people I've managed to hit it off was this old boomer couple next door before they moved out, to be replaced by soulless corporate Gen Xers who scream at their fucking dog.
I turned the TV on today and felt almost not even on this planet, I am so out of touch with normie Australia pop culture I may as well be a foreigner.
No.23970
>>23969
I know these feels.
No.23971
>>23967
I think I have one pic of your teeth. It will be too hard to find probably.
No.23972
>>23969
I feel like I'm the only "Australian" I know sometimes, at least in my age group. A lot of the people I've met in my age range have never spent any real time out of a city and if they have ,it's as a tourist and that pisses me off. We have an unadulterated version of freedom where our only borders are natural and people still confine themselves to wherever and would prefer to go see Europe or Asia. Even my mates from where I'm from all wanted to get to a city and acted like a typical tv type, which in my mind is a yank.
No.23973
>>23969
I only visit here and play offline singleplayer games.
I don't care enough to be tuned into what other people do. My dream at this point is to isolate myself in Australia or immigrate(legally or illegally) to some country where I can do so easily isolating myself away from society.
I would grow vegetables, raise chickens and pigs. If things got too hard like I got a disease I would just resort to the rope or jump off a cliff.
No.23974
>>23971
I made one with the before and after pics next to each other.
It was a fair few months ago.
No.23975
>>23969
There are probably 100,000 disaffected young men just like us in aus. Stop thinking you are so special for not identify with mainstream culture.
No.23976
>>23968
Imagine having someone who'll ask if you're okay and want to hear the truth from you.
No.23977
>>23969
Fuck I was just thinking about this today. I have zilch in common with any of the mystery meat so that's straight off the table. But I should have some commonality with "Australians" but I've concluded I basically detest them. There's a popular idea of Australians home and abroad as being casual, easygoing larrikin types but Australians really are just passive-aggressive pricks. I don't know if that's naturally most people but its definitely the predominant culture and certainly almost everybody acts like it. Also Australian men aren't the macho, stoic types that would've been British men before the world wars, they have a false bravado that reminds me of pajeets and niggers. I can never get over it. Also I'll finish by saying I think it's ironic that people from Melbourne complain about poms being whingers when complaining has almost being a fucking sport in that city.
No.23978
Had a Four & Twenty pepper pie, a small bag of chips from Chicken Knight, and a longneck of Cooper's Extra Stout for dinner. Got an individual size Nanna's apricot pie and some dollop cream for pudding.
No.23979
>>23969
I feel completely detached from society, nothing even feels real to me anymore.
No.23980
>>23969
>>23977
Also I seem to have a natural rapport with people old enough to be my grandparents. I have no fucking idea why.
No.23981
>>23978
>for pudding
I like your use of this old-fashioned term.
No.23982
>>23978
Do you consider that a good day foodwise? Are you on a diet?
No.23983
>>23980
That's not a bad thing necessarily. I consider some of the old timers at my gun club friends. They can be a wealth of knowledge about some things, and will often bend over backwards to help out with something that falls into their area of expertise.
No.23984
>>23982
I know it's not healthy, but I didn't have breakfast or lunch today, so as far as a day's calorie intake goes it's not so bad.
No.23986
>>23980
you're a boomer at heart
No.23987
>>23980
It's because you're polite, withdrawn, and don't cause drama, which they like.
Compared to most younger people, who like people who're charismatic, hyperconfident and drama-llamas.
No.23988
>>23969
>other Australians
I feel like I'm not the same breed of human.
No.23989
>>23975
Guess what, I really am that special.
No.23990
On beer number 9 and finished all my work, gonna be a long drive home
No.23991
>>23990
I hope you are not really drink driving.
No.23992
No.23993
>>23987
This sounds correct to me.
No.23995
Didn't encounter any valentine's day bullshit from other people today. Feels good.
No.23996
>>23992
film it film it film it
No.23997
>>23995
I took a certain satisfaction in the office today noting that none of the bitches in accounts were their usual noisy selves or waving around flowers and bears and shit.
No.23998
>>23997
Has the Valentines meme really gone that far now in Australia that women expect flowers and shit from their bf?
No.23999
>>23990
you will go to prison if you get breatho'd on the way home
No.24000
No.24001
No.24002
>>23999
>RapeNEET becomes the raped.
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No.24004
No.24005
Has RapeNEET really fallen so far that he has become self-destructive enough to drink drive? Or is it all just a ruse?
No.24006
>tfw you realise NK's flaunting of drink driving is a desperate cry for help
No.24007
>>24002
>tfw I will no longer be the raped neet
No.24008
>>23977
>>23977
I know exactly what you mean
>Also Australian men aren't the macho, stoic types that would've been British men before the world wars, they have a false bravado that reminds me of pajeets and niggers
makes me cringe too tbh, the passive-aggressive culture is definitely real as well as too much adoption of U.S. culture.
No.24009
>>24005
It's a ruse. Taken at the same time.
No.24010
>>24005
Its nk its a ruse
Unless if he has a job then its him wanting to go back to neetdom
No.24011
>>23997
failed normie girls with no chad bfs?
No.24012
>>24011
I guess. I thought they might at least look at me today for a quick ego boost or something, but nope..
No.24013
>>24002
Prisons where the real rape is
No.24015
>>24012
>tfw you're too failed for the failed tracies
No.24016
>>24013
That's a bullshit meme. Prison is comfy as fuck for 99%. All the kiddie diddlers and white collar types who couldn't hack it live in their own wing.
No.24017
>>24016
What did you get done in for
No.24018
>>24016
Not when NK gets there.
No.24019
So as of today I've been a wagie for a whole year
Kill me
No.24020
>>24019
Sort of congrats mate. You've managed to keep it together for a year, and hopefully put some money away.
No.24021
>>24016
>kid Diddlers don't get what they deserve
As a victim this enrages me
No.24022
>>24019
You have done well mate.
No.24023
>>24020
Oh fuck no I'm waiting for pay right now
No.24024
>>24023
What do you blow your money on?
No.24025
No.24026
>>24021
I'm fortunate enough not to have experienced anything like that, but it upsets me too. I know if anybody hurt my nieces, it'd be a race between me and the cops to get my hands on those responsible.
No.24027
>>24024
Not so much blow but rather never had
Apprentice wages are bullshit tbh
No.24028
>>24021
As a kiddy diddler this brings me hope.
No.24029
>>24027
How close are you to levelling up from being an apprentice?
No.24030
>>24028
Don't be that cunt.
No.24031
>>24028
This remark is in poor taste.
No.24032
>>24026
Oh certainly
If I ever have kids or even if my brother who I'm not on the best of terns with has kids and anything happens you better fucking believe I will have my wrath manifest on that follower of the semitic way
No.24033
>>24027
How much do 1st year apprentices make these days?
No.24034
>>24031
>>24030
It was prime joke material for a gen that's been absolutely dour today and I'll not apologize.
No.24035
>>24033
You get paid in beans
No.24036
No.24037
>>24027
>have uni degree
>unemployed
>thinking of starting an apprenticeship
>shit wages, boomer boss and $35k HECS debt
man idk fug this all
No.24038
>>24034
sustained
*bangs gavel*
No.24039
>>24037
HECS debt repayments don't kick in until about $50K. They do index your debt though.
No.24040
All these silly edgelord posts about how you would revenge yourselves upon paedophiles. Just silly stuff. Don't embarrass yourselves like this please NEETs.
No.24041
>>24037
Also a risk doing an apprenticeship now, a lot of trades are going to be completely automated within the next 10 to 15 years.
No.24042
No.24043
>>24040
I'd happily do jail time for shooting a paedo. They have to find a jury who would convict you first.
No.24044
>>24043
What did I just say?
No.24045
>>24039
I'm well aware, it's not the debt I'm concerned about but rather just the fact that my current financial situation isn't great to begin with. I'm not a fresh faced 18-19 yr old tradie Chad with a clean slate and I feel I may as well try to make use with what I've got.
>>24041
True, but same with half the stuff you study at Uni. Tbh I think automation is a bit of a meme though.
No.24046
>>24044
Oh OK, other board boss we've never heard from before.
No.24047
>>24042
Not bullshit.
>>24045
Automation really does worry me, it's going to change everything, and I'm not sure if it's going to be positive.
No.24048
>>24028
Nk you best be joking or I will go out to the joondalup Dan's and fucking fight ya in the carpark
No.24049
>>24047
Automation is a meme you shouldn't have fallen for it.
No.24050
>>24049
Woolies self-serve is going great guns, m7.
No.24051
>>24048
I'm 97.4% sure he is joking.
No.24052
>>24033
I'm on 1st year wages despite being 2nd year, and make 10.50
>>24029
Two years to go, its only a 3 year program
No.24053
>>24051
He better watch it at Dan's though
No.24054
>>24049
You won't be calling it a meme when a MAX owned autonomous butt plug shaped google car comes to your home to pick you up and drive you directly to your wftd goolag.
No.24055
>>24052
Stick at it mate. If you are being screwed document everything and make a complaint once you are finished and get backpaid what you are owed.
No.24056
>>24040
Have you been raped as a child
No?
Fuck you then
No.24057
>>24055
Contract says pay only adjusts after June 30 so last year I did get a small post bday increase
No.24058
>>24054
Nothing scares me more than automated cars
No.24059
>>24037
What did you uni in and why did you fall for the meme
No.24060
>>24054
>get to fuck the wagies harder as traffic skyrockets the second government funded WFTD autonomous cars flood the streets every morning and afternoon
No.24061
>>24043
If I was you I would've done a backflip and fly kicked him through a window then sped away in my Lamborghini
No.24062
>>24058
I look forward to them. I hate driving. Once I have one I can just set it for anywhere and go on a comfy day trip whenever I want.
No.24063
>>24061
Finally another sensible NEET. I think you and I are the only intelligent ones here mate.
No.24064
>>24059
Accounting and Marketing
Go ahead and laugh if you want, not saying what Uni I went to but it was a group of 8 Uni. I thought that meant something at the time.
No.24065
>>24058
They don't scare me, but as a car enthusiast it means the death of driving for pleasure and for that reason I am 100% against them.
No.24066
>>24061
gnarly nollie into 420 kickflipped a pedo once he was crying like the dumb idiot pedo he was haha
No.24067
>>24063
You're the two that are scared of phone calls and electric drills, right?
No.24068
>>24062
>>24065
You're not scared of them denying you ability to drive because you said a bad word on the internet
There is a reason Google is leading the push
No.24069
>>24062
You most likely won't be able to own an autonomous vehicle, you will have to share them with the normies and pay a monthly subscription fee.
No.24070
>>24066
I once nosedived off a surfboard through a skyscraper in a rocket. Pedo's better not mess with me.
No.24071
No.24072
>>24056
Been fucked?
Thought not.
Get fucked
No.24073
>>24071
Don't worry, there's plenty of places you can receive help for you illness like..
No.24074
>>24072
Fuck you, you don't know what its like having that abuse on your back your whole life
No.24075
>>24074
No one does, except for you.
You're all alone in your struggles and hardship.
No.24076
>>24075
>>24072
Extremely unpleasant and distasteful comments.
No.24077
>>24075
You know what that helps
Its my struggle or mein Kampf for our German friend and no one else's and moaning about it won't change me
No.24078
>>24076
Your comment is I'll informed tbh
No.24079
>>24076
Yeah, that a bit cuntish, sorry. This post >>24056 's phrasing was kind of funny, not the topic.
I'm sorry./
No.24080
No.24081
>>24080
My battle with my psyche is mine and mine alone
No.24082
>>24080
Mein Kampf literally translates to my struggle.
However, I think somebody is trolling.
No.24083
What the fuck am I feeling
No.24084
No.24085
>>24083
which part of the body?
No.24086
>>24082
I know what it means, I'm pretty sure we all had a Hitler obsession.
No.24087
>>24086
What do you mean 'had'?!
No.24088
>>24082
I'm being serious
I was trying to make some dramatic post and it flew above everyone's hea
No.24089
>>24088
You actually cheapened your argument, mate.
That said, I'm sorry for what happened to you.
No.24090
Some low quality posters running wild this evening.
No.24091
>>24086
Adolf was a good man who's only fault was trusting those greasy Italians
He should of found a way to ally with Australia and use that to get the us split
No.24092
>>24089
I'm shit at words
What else is there to say
No.24093
No.24094
>>24091
He was just trying to help Germany.
Much of what he said has come to pass.
I'll leave that conversation here though, before somebody starts ranting about /pol/ being elsewhere, etc, etc.
No.24095
>>24090
Bring up a new topic then, retard.
No.24096
>>24083
Well this is Australia, so I'd assume what you are feeling is heat exhaustion.
No.24097
>>24091
Hitler is the worst part of everything associated with NatSoc
No.24098
>>24094
I know, all sides of the triangle get up in arms all the time
No.24099
>>24097
I'd argue the 90s Hollywood "nazis" and the alt-kike are
No.24100
>>24090
I wanted to get this printed for my room, I love hyperborea stuff but could only find low res pics and no artists paintings or anything online.
No.24101
>>24092
It's okay NEET. Since you explained it I got it and appreciated your post.
No.24102
>>24100
Yes I failed to find any of his work in high quality or for sale. Very disappointing.
No.24103
>>24102
There are a few other Russian artists who have done similar stuff. Again, absolutely nothing online in terms of high res wallpapers or paintings. Very sad, the style of a lot of those is incredible and unlike anything else.
No.24104
>>24101
>>24101
I still dum dum
No.24105
It doesn't say whether or not you're supposed to put sauce with it. The pic on the front has pesto or something, all I have is basic pasta sauce.
No.24106
>>24105
>balsamic beetroot and feta ravioli
No.24107
>>24105
Ravioli is pasta pillows. You cover these in sauce (after you've cooked them).
No.24108
>>24105
Is that still within its expiry date?
No.24109
>>24106
I forgot that bit with my cooking advice.
Fuck knows what sauce you'd pair with that shit.
No.24110
>>24106
Try new things they said
>>24107
Yeah but the pic just has a drizzle of pesto of herd oil or something on it.
No.24111
>>24109
San Remo usually sells sauce that fits with it's pasta.
>>24110
I prefer the tried and tested.
No.24112
>>24105
You should have some sort of sauce with it. Failing that some olive oil drizzled over it and some parmesan grated.
No.24113
>>24110
>Yeah but the pic just has a drizzle of pesto of herd oil or something on it.
I thought that was the inside of the pillow.
No.24115
>>24108
Yeah, 25/2 is its best before date
No.24116
>>24115
For prime ravioli experience you're going to want to wait until at least mid march to eat it
No.24117
>>24113
I think there's just cheese inside, we'll find out soon.
No.24118
>>24115
It must be pumped full of preservatives.
No.24119
No.24120
>>24118
Just like a my momma used to make in the old country
No.24121
>>24117
I look forward to the pics.
No.24123
>>24120
Did you simmer or nuke the ravioli first, before adding it to the red sauce?
No.24124
No.24125
>>24120
I dare you to drink the purple water.
No.24126
>>24123
>red sauce
Pretty sure that's just the ravioli colouring coming off.
No.24127
>>24123
…the red sauce hasn't been added yet
No.24128
>>24126
absolutely degenerate
No.24130
>>24105
Seriously, how drunk were you when you decided to purchase this shit?
Can you read?
No.24132
>>24131
That's good. You'll be able to drive to KFC after this experiment.
No.24133
Holy fuck my drunken self is a genius
When I was drunk I put my goon in the freezer and turned the temp down so it wouldn't freeze but be a few c cooler, especially genius seeing as nothing lives in the freezer
No.24134
Ah guiseppi, you gone and a ruined momma's pasta wit all of that gravy, you'ze a putzhead
No.24135
>>24132
No fast food or soft drinks for Lent.
This is all I could see that was easy
No.24136
>>24133
How do you make ice cubes with your freezer wound down, Einstein?
No.24137
>>24105
They'd go great with some lighter sauce like a mayo
No.24138
No.24139
>>24136
My freezer is too small for ice cubes
No.24140
>>24134
al dente more like hurf durf hey
No.24141
>>24134
It needs a very light coating of sauce. Just a few tablespoons for the whole lot.
No.24142
No.24143
>>24140
You can tell he went way past the point
No.24144
>>24135
Do you think JC got himself strung up so you could eat balsamic beetroot pasta?
No.24145
No.24147
>>24144
He died for your sins so Gould argue with the wording he died so you can sin
No.24148
>>24147
don't read too much into my banter mate
No.24149
>>24147
tip'o de brim to you good laddy
No.24150
NEETcuisine to the
extreme
No.24151
>>24150
Didn't overdo the basil, I see.
No.24152
>>24150
Oh dear. Tell us how it tastes.
way too much sauce
No.24153
>>24146
Nurgle is the one true God
No.24155
No.24156
No.24157
>>24150
Pick the pillows out with a fork and put them on a separate plate. This will be how much sauce you should have used.
No.24158
>>24150
Fuck, is it al dente though?
No.24159
>>24154
Where was that dogger puking
No.24160
No.24161
No.24162
No.24163
>>24159
He will be at the vet's. They have induced him to vomit so he gets something nasty he ate out of his stomach.
No.24164
>>24151
>>24156
It's a rose leaf, because I'm classy like that
>>24152
Not too bad tbh
>>24157
Have to eat it at the sink because it's spilling everywhere
>>24158
to perfection
No.24165
>>24164
24 nuggers are only $10
No.24166
>>24164
What brand was the sauce?
No.24167
>>24165
This is my plight, for God.
No.24168
>>24165
KFC nuggies taste pretty shitty.
No.24169
No.24170
>>24168
taste better than beetroot balsamic pasta drowned in brown sauce and rose leaf
No.24171
>>24169
Middle of the road as far as pasta sauces go.
No.24172
>>24169
is that the one that says like a million serves of veggies in every bottle or something?
No.24173
>>24170
That is pure speculation.
No.24174
>>24173
Helen Keller would have been making noises about that shit
No.24175
No.24176
>>24172
That's the cheapest one coles sells.
No.24177
No.24178
>>24176
I wasn't having a go, just trying to visualise it. The Barilla one with chili in it (arabiata or something) is nice when it's on special.
No.24179
Chilli and herb infused cheese sat heavily on a beetroot and moist pasta base with subtle hints of rose and water.
bellisimo
No.24180
>>24178
I didn't think you were having a go, I just got the cheapest one.
All the sauces are overly sweet imo.
No.24181
>>24178
Yeah that is a good one.
No.24182
No.24183
>tfw you are always shedding pubes and they keep finding their way onto your desk
No.24184
>>24180
When I've low-carbed before, I've made my own using a blender and canned tomatoes. Season to taste with chili, basil, oregano, etc. Put single serves into zip seal bags and freeze them.
No.24185
>>24184
How did low carb diet work for you? did you lose weight?
No.24186
>>24185
Yeah I lost 20+ kg. Pretty hard not to lose weight if you're strict about it.
No.24187
>>24184
That's pretty cool. Sounds cheap too.
Might try that soon.
No.24188
>>24187
I'll try and find the recipe I used as a guide.
No.24190
>>24186
Did you gain it all back?
No.24191
No.24192
Tinned tomatoes taste shit in my opinion.
No.24193
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