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OLD THREAD >>33242



(pepe on my dick)


nigga u cray cray


Off to meet the day, have a good one NEETs. See you this arvo.



Have a good day.



Have a good one mate. I await your return.



Excellent banner. Nice work.


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morning anons



Good morning mate.



When will the work on the car be done?



Did you like my pepers anon? These two always make me laugh, especially with how cheeky he looks scooping up that coffee, its pure gold



I will endeavor to organise it today to take place in the next couple of days.

I may persist with public transport for a while. I just calculated it would cost $36.20 for a week. Filling the car up on Saturday morning costs around $60, depending on the price of fuel and what other trips I have made during the week.

This will probably last until I encounter my first crazy person or Adelaide Metro fucks up spectacularly.


>tfw severely depressed



I always enjoy Peep and appreciate any Peepers I see. But I cannot say that particular style of Peep is my favourite.



What do you do to occupy yourself while on the train/bus?




Stare out of the window.



Perhaps you could take a book to read.


>tfw severely impressed



what impressed you lad?


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Good morning to last thread's NEETs. Let me open the door, check what's inside… Ah, it's >>34000.



And good morning to this thread's NEETs too!



that sounds a lot like that pink guy song


and good morning to everyone that're waking up



Good morning Karen


Good morning.



It's a new day, I am trying to keep a positive mindset that something great is going to happen even though it wont otherwise I will end up >tfw depressed


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Get some more karens instead of just using screenshots



There are some rude Karens on google..





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there are search engines solely for SFW anime art pics.



I have been an absolute wreck the last few nights after 8PM-9PM, always feel very refreshed in the morning though. Seems like a lot of you feel awful when you wake up, I have the opposite problem and get really emotional and moody right before I go to bed interestingly enough.

I think this is how my body tells me I'm a morning person, although I still don't listen.


I am still interested on any update on that mouse, how is he going?



I will use screenshots until I run out of episodes.



those are the best ones



She's obviously not a good girl.


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I do not feel very productive today


I jut did another session in the garden. I thought I was finished last week but I decided to lop a few branches off one more tree. It wasn't strictly my tree - it is right against the road on public property - but it was unsightly and no-one else was ever going to do it.

My handyman is coming tomorrow to remove my pile of green waste and to possum-proof my shed.


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It's obvious what you're after my man



>googling gumtree


>got a call friday last week for a job I applied to

>pretended to be busy

>asked if they can call back next week monday (today) so that I can prepare more

tfw the call may never come







>tfw dad just googled gumtree



Is your dad living in Adelaide?



asioNEET pls



no, Garden City



ImpersonatorNEET fuck off



Probably should have tried to talk then mate. They wouldn't have grilled you on the phone.



I assumed it was an obvious enough joke to not count



>tfw the call may never come

Why didn't you just answer it? They were probably going to ask if you wanted to come in for an interview?



I appreciate the joke, fuckoff rescinded


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tbh Garden City sounds like prime territory for pajeets




I don't know. I had several instances where during the phone screening where they asked something like

>why do you want to work for us?

>can you provide us details about our firm's current projects that you're interested in

After several phone screens with that, I became more paranoid. Would it be a good idea if I call back around afternoon if I don't receive a call by noon?



Those questions should be part of your background information you have gathered about the company before you apply.



>>why do you want to work for us?

The answer to this one will almost always be the same: "Those cunts at cenno are gonna cut me off and I need money".



I understand if it is actual in-person interview but that seems tad unreasonable for first phone screening no?

Especially since I'm also applying for other jobs at the same time and most likely they call maybe around 3-5 days after I applied. I would have forgotten details already apart from the bare minimum I put on my spreadsheet (date applied, role, firm)



I don't think pajeet could spell models



Naturally I'm a pretty good bullshitter but I absolutely hate it too. Phone interviews are fine but they have to let you know in advance, I hate being in the middle of something in the kitchen or backyard and then having to drop everything and bullshit with some roastie completely caught off-guard with no preparation when I likely applied a good 2 weeks ago.



more like to search for "bobbs and vageni"



I wonder if google stalking job neet sees a lot of that


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I had loads of searches for Indian movies and shit like that and also occasionally untranslated pajeetspeak but most of the time nah, not really.


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Sometimes, depends on the job.


I am applying for public sector jobs and I need to address a criteria that I submit with my application. It is expected that you research the place and drop hints in the application about details you picked up. It does suck that is can be out of the blue but there is expectation that employees are ready for everything.

I think it is a good practice that any job you really want, should involve you scouring their website, news feed and social media for what is going in that place. Then why you do you want to work there you can ramble on about how you like their office set-up, their collaborative working environment and focus on health through standing desks. Showing you have an interest for the company and what they do beyond earning the bux.


Spell checker in most browsers are miracle workers for them


fuck ive been at work for two hours and want to die


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>want to die

I have some of those feels today


Spent all morning cleaning up vomit. Managed upchuck right through my entire wardrobe (like a shelf with some rags on it). Only way to improve that would be if I did it on the computer.

Bit shaky but no hangover.


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I like doggos too but not in this way




Where's a brainlet wojak when you need one.


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>Bit shaky but no hangover.



I'll have been at work 5 hours at 11:30.


You need a dedicated bucket next to your bed/battlestation.



Why do you keep doing this to yourself?



>sydney new year 2018 live feed

Are these old searches or is that guy a brainlet?


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It's just the goon tax



10 bucks from your wallet, 10 percent from your self respect


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50% increase in confidence, 15% chance of a messy morning clean up



He's obviously not doing it enough. If he was, the vomiting and hangovers would have stopped by now.



Maybe he's slowly increasing his intake like a brainlet instead of using the more intelligent "start off getting extremely drunk and keep doing it until your tolerance catches up" technique


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All NEETs should purchase a funnel, then they can at least use that rope to tie the sack to it to empty into the funnel.



Save money by reusing your fuel funnel


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Great minds, think alike.


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Only way to improve would be if I visit Dan Murphy's today


Any other neets had offers of a refund from their nbn providers?



No, doesn't it only apply on 100/40 plans if you are on FTN?

I want to get a refund on my connection, I am TPG and have daily drop outs for months. The engineers at TPG think remote diagnosis will fix the problem. The installation guy from NBN had difficult with the existing line from noise but they think they can fix it. I fucking hate the NBN it's worse than the older system when you could get a technician out much easier.

While posting this I just experienced another one…



I'm on (or as on, I guess) the 100/40 FTTN and got offered the refund so yeah I think it is. I had a lot of dropouts when I first connected (also with TPG) but it's relatively stable now so I just downgraded to the 50/20 plan.

It looks like they've really been dicked over misadvertising speeds to it wouldn't surprise me if the unstable connections will be raised as the big concern next.



Just realized there is a message on the website anyway

>Did you purchase a TPG NBN plan on or after 1 September 2015? You may be entitled to a partial refund or be able to exit your contract without cost. TPG is providing remedies to consumers who purchased NBN Internet plans where their fibre to the node (FTTN) or fibre to the building (FTTB) connection was not capable of delivering the speeds promised.


What is it with wagies shitting at work? I walk in to take a piss and practically vomit the moment I open the interior door. 3 cunts in a row all taking the loudest shits and farts possible.



When you've gotta go you've gotta go.



Lucky I am on HFC and I hear static on the home phone when I pick it up. They have somehow filter out most of the static when talking on the line but you still hear it at the end when someone stops talking. There is something wrong with the equipment and if these engineers cannot solve I am taking my complaint to my a government organisation. They ring me up and tell me they did some change that fixed because the internet is now stable. So, they close the ticket and repeat the cycle that they want me to go through the diagnostic shit again.


They are getting paid for it and they see that as a benefit.



I remember reading about cases like that on whirlpool. It's a joke tbh



I never get the chance to shit at work. Not that I ever need to, how fucked does your diet have to be that you can't just shit in the morning before work or at night?



Good point, it's probably all the hipster cafe food filtering through their bodies.




They are so fucking gross. I find it funny rn but its fucking gross irl. They are absolutely fucking gross and the worst part is the fucking sounds like cunts think they not there if they cant see them. The fucking farts, and groans ans heavy breath is fucking awful.

I avoid the toilet between 11.30 and 3.30. Fuck that. I only shit in the disable toilet 2 floors down or the one 3 floors undergroudn


a new round of recruiter cocktease

>tuesday last week: for a permanent, full-time contact centre role

>wednesday: not enough experience so lose out to others; offered a shittier temp admin job at a hospital

>friday: lmao position has been filled; there's another shitty temp admin job at a different division of the hospital

>now: lmao that position has also been filled; never fear, there's a temp position at a bank we will forward your resume to them


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> I only shit in the disable toilet

me to


Cruisey here. On my lunch break. So far the highlight of the day has been opening the gen. Have had a stomach ache all day and I feel like I need a fart. Had a bit of a panic attack a few hours ago and went and hid in the toilet. Now I'm hiding in my car.

Phone posting is shit.



Exactly. I'm executive-sized and have a poor diet, but I still manage to go like clockwork at home.



>Had a bit of a panic attack a few hours ago and went and hid in the toilet. Now I'm hiding in my car.

what happened m8?



Sounds like a wild ride

Hope the afternoon is better for you mate




It's the ridiculous amount of coffee they drink that JUSTs them



> I only shit in the disable toilet

The women here have taken over the spastic toilet as their own for some reason. Really upsets that one spastic in an electric chair that comes in from time to time.



Stick at it mate. The bad feelings will pass.



Nothing really. Just feel trapped in a room with a bunch of people because that's what I am.




Why do most posters there sound like boomer fuckwits. Every time someone asks for advice, some cunt would be hammering in some irrelevant point rather than help the OP



Their toilets are generally cleaner. They will never know if you're disabled anyway (maybe autism counts as a disability).



Yeah me too. Only three hours to go



I always stick to one coffee in the morning and maybe one in the afternoon while working


Because they either are boomer fuckwits or they were raised and influenced by boomer fuckwits


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>Really upsets that one spastic in an electric chair

You are so thoughtful towards it



>Why do most posters there sound like boomer fuckwits

because they literally are a bunch of senile boomers and bitter gen x guys, I'd say the gen x guys that bitch and moan in the jobs and education board are even more intolerable than the boomers that are in all the lifestyle and hobby sub-forums.

Disgusting people honestly, Whirlpool gives new insight into how the upper class of society is just as awful to be around in their own way.



Cheers mate.

Glad I opened the gen.

Thanks for improving my spirits NEETs.



I wish I was in an electric chair tbh



I can improve everyone's spirits except my own.

The kind NEET's curse.


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>Disgusting people honestly,


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I believe in you, you can cripple yourself enough to make that dream come true



I suspect he was referring to the execution device..


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don't we all sometimes



I was but if you can do fully sick drifts in the cripplechair I'll take that too


Karma will get you NEETs who mock the crippled.



>tfw you karma yourself into dspbux


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I hope Karma gives me a hug



It's got these all-terrain wheels on it, but he just sedately buzzes about the place. Probably never been off road on it, like every other 4x4 owner.



Cripplechairs are wasted on the crippled



>like every other 4x4 owner.

They might have driven on gravel once in that outlet shop they went to


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>are wasted

I want to get wasted



As in murdered?


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I wonder if you can bet on the tardraces


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Is my hard drive failing, my gifs seem to getting more fucked over time?



Sorry it must be the picture viewer, there was massive distortion on the image when I opened it up


Pepe on my wrist. Pepe on my wrist.



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tfw about to NEET in the kitchen






is that a euphemism


BinNEET here. There is no need for a reminder tonight as I am not putting the bin out this week since there is nothing in it.

Thank you all for the good care you take of me.



depends if I decide to pass the pepe to mummybot or not


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>tfw depressed mess

I don't know what it is today, I've even neglected my daily NEETwalk.



What about your daily wank/goon?



Don't worry m8, seems to be a lot of us including myself that have been not in the best mood the last few days, it's not just you



You're welcome, good to hear your bin situation is under control



Neglected both of those too, all I've done is get up to make some coffee, some toast a pee and poo, all day has been spent lying in bed.



Just take it easy today and do some "self-care" that all the millennial girls do, tomorrow is another day.

Just don't do anything reckless that you'll regret later, I always do shit like that when I'm tfw depressed and sabotage myself down the track.


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>Neglected both of those too

Is there sometime for lunch/dinner/snack you can get to cheer yourself? I am skele but food does improve my mood quite a bit.



>Just don't do anything reckless that you'll regret later

I'd never kill myself, no matter how bad things are, I'll force myself to go for a walk tomorrow.


I had a few pieces of toast with extra butter and some vegemite, seems to have cheered me up at bit, might make another coffee with some extra sugar and milk.



>I'd never kill myself, no matter how bad things are

good man, you better not - I've got another NEET track for you to enjoy later on m8


Holy fuck, I have been submitted my résumé as my curriculum vitae

>tfw deliriously perplexed



I thought they were treated interchangeably here in Australia? I never treated them differently and still got work.




"In Australia, resume and CV are used interchangeably. CVs are usually longer and list your full work history. Resumes are shorter in length and summarise your experience. In other countries resumes and CV are different. When applying for work overseas check what is meant by a resume or CV in that country. "



>I never treated them differently and still got work.

My resume at the moment is only a page long with my references. Not as much a CV.


Do you cunts ger depressed for no reason? I was going to ask her on a date today and instead I didnt even say hi because I was having one of those internal 'kill yourself cunt you dont even deserve to breathe' moments



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>'kill yourself cunt you dont even deserve to breathe'

You need a brainlet wojack in your mind telling you doin good and every think be ok



Something usually triggers my depression but sometimes I can't work out what it was and that feels like there is no reason. But there will have been one.



She wouldn't have noticed you ignored her or anything today?



Basically you'll want something that is like four sections:

Personal deets

Work history (most recent through least)



It is also acceptable to state that you'll furnish a list of referees and written references at interview.



Not bad, though I'd remove the MAX logo as it obscures what is a great shot of the doggo.


>how about that sink rat, huh? didn't think i'd visit this board and be greeted by such a story today

It was a great and unexpected end to what was a boring week.



Yeah mate walks are good for you



My parents NBN in the suburbs is completely fucked. Drops out every ten mins. I'm in the city and it's rock solid 100/40 full line rate the whole time.


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So you made them? I think they're great, especially this one.



That's a good idea, how's it working?



Sorry to hear that mateoid. Feeling better yet?


Lol do you remember when we used to talk about gassing the mental jew


Dunno m80, I dont want to go searching for the reason I feelbad tho


I pretended not to see her, she didnt come over to me aaaaaaaaaaah rejected again


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>I pretended not to see her



>I pretended not to see her, she didnt come over to me aaaaaaaaaaah rejected again

Ignoring sheilas can actually work in your favour. The trick is not being retarded about it.





Great fuckin image reacting

Neet you goofed.

If you saw her, she saw you. She knew that you pretended not to see her. I hope you know that she knows.


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He'd better come. His constant no-shows are stressing me out too.


>Showing you have an interest for the company and what they do beyond earning the bux

Remember this you doll bludgeoning cunts




Why the fuck didnt she come over then



Don't panic. This is easily recoverable.

Tomorrow morning just walk up behind her, slap her arse, and say "g'day love!".


Hey dad, what's been happening?



Not much son, how was soccer?



You're not my Dad! What are you doing in my Mom's bed?



It was great. Mr Thompson gave me an Up and Go for giving him a blowjob!



I'm the only one cooking, get out of my kitchen!!!



Good work son, if you give me a reach around I'll let you have a drumstick for din dins.



Can you shut your filthy, diseased ridden, dick trap of a mouth you worthless STD ridden cunt.


My parents divorced after I cooked the family cat for dinner.



One day my family will get back together and I will be happy boy again, happy boy!



>doll bludgeoning

Nice autocorrect, NEET.


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we're all blunt instruments here



>It is also acceptable

Thank you for this advice.


I am a shire NEET with TPG and the people working there are not very good in understanding the problem. We had the electrical cables replaces a few years because they were arching in the rain to the HCF cable. The people at TPG don't understand how the cable is completely fucked from this damage and we even got a letter from NBN wanting to inspect our property i am guessing neighbors are experiencing the same issue/flow on effects


I agree they are great that they capture that instability we all experience.


Two True


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Hey cool cat.


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You scare me


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Not much.



It's Mrs Dan!



You're one crazy bitch.


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Counter point: is it Dan?

I just found it very exploitable and it needed to be on it's own. I was browsing a forbidden place and it appeared



Spoiler fairy can you please, spoiler it may scare some NEETs?


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I will not be out done



Bitrot is a real thing, look it up.

Also has wojack meme gone too far?



Wojak never went far enough. He shouldve been what pepe became



Good to see John has found his calling



Thanks, I know of it.

>Also has wojack meme gone too far?






Its happening m8, retard wojack is to wojack as apu is to pepe.



Is apu the weird little crowdsourced pepe? I remeber the origin of that thing, it was originally from r9k draw-a-pepe-from-memory thread



apu is my favorite pepe variant since the feels bad man series. I'm not a fan of the brainlet wojaks, although they are at least better than the soyboy wojaks and the pink wojak series.

Wojak is, at its core, a very simple meme. Sometimes he may be happier or hiding his feelings, but beneath it all he's always gonna be tfw depressed.


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>he's always gonna be tfw depressed.



yeah pink wojack and nujack are the worst, so retard wojack is basically tfw depressed and retarded. No pink pepes yet (good).



Yeah pretty much, didn't see that thread though. I remember the thread where pol invented kek though, crazy times.



isn't kek just a natural evolution of lel? I remember /sp/ being full of lel memes about five years ago



"Kek" is just what happens when you run "lol" through the Horde filter while playing WoW. It's been around since 2004.



Yeah, but im talking about a different meme. You know the one with the frog god of checking digits, autists going around like "priase kek".


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The evolution is more complex than I expected


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This song takes me back to my younger days.



We should send this to monkneet



I wonder what he's up to.



Probably still out there catching dick diseases



And spreading them.



Balls deep in syphilis


Perth neets

Is Dan's open today?



Every day of the weeks he's open, isn't he?



I'd say so, the only holidays he's possibly closed on would be good friday, christmas and maybe anzac day. Nobody even really knows what this holiday is for, it's basically just a second sunday conveniently placed at a time when wagies can get away and enjoy the last rays of summer.



We have one here in SA next Monday. they legit call it "The March Public Holiday".



When I opened this into a new tab all I saw was Dan and so thought it had something to do with Mr Murphy.


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>When I opened this into a new tab all I saw was Dan

All me!



It's Labour Day in WA today.


Just checked the website for Joondalup and it's saying they're open 'till 7pm. https://www.danmurphys.com.au/Stores/WA-JOONDALUP-4161.jsp;jsessionid=ADFE6B35493630B260E013BA14F8CE07.ncdlmorasp1301?bmUID=m74h46T


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One man built his reputation on a handshake.

He made a promise that no matter who you were, or what you'd like to drink, he'd have the drink at the lowest price.

That was Dan Murphy's promise and it always will be.


Taking my shit in the disabled toilet.

Todays waging wasnt so bad, only another 50 years left!


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>Taking my shit in the disabled toilet.

Good job

>only another 50 years left!

You'll get there.




What's after that for us to look forward to?



Having to use a disabled toilet for real.


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Need some recommendations for pee bottles. Been using bottles from peanuts but I fear my roommate might enter my room and see it and get grossed out.



>pee bottles.

*piss bottles

I recommend juice bottles. You could tell him you have passion for apple juice.



Owning a house.


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Sorry. I'm a new neet. Are there any brands that offers non-transparent bottles?



I use cheap-ass 75 cent soda bottles. There's opaque bottles out there.



Don't you find the mouth is too narrow to fit your dick in?



Well you don't need to fit your dick in. Unless your urethra is so gigantic that its power cannot be contained, it's fairly easy to line em up and shoot.



That's why I use the peanut bottles, there very comfortable to use at night while you are semi awake.



I require full insertion for peace of mind.


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Booka doo slim flam shabadoo



Take that quote out of context.


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yes, yes


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Big rock is better than small rock!


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I postulate there is little better than left-over slow-cooked roast beef and gravy on a lightly toasted roll for dinner.



What about a gf?


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Nothing to turn your nose up at Pepe.



You'd have to have cooked them the day before. Long Pork probably pairs better with a coleslaw or bbq sauce than gravy.



That NZ lemon drink called L&P comes in a brown bottle.


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I figured it out. I'll be ordering this mouthwash and trying out the bottle as my new "piss bottle". Since both my laundry basket and trash bin are white, it'll fit with the aesthetic and won't look too out of place. Does someone have experience using mouthwash piss bottles?



Hopefully they come with the child safety cap to stop your piss from emptying out if they tip over


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>tfw depressed


>tfw impressed


>tfw undressed


>tfw suppressed



Sounds like a great way to end up with a numb dick


>Tfw big smelly aboriginal dick in your mouth



At least it will be clean





I am going to take the car out for a drive this evening I think. It has been eleven days since I have driven it.



>I am going to take the car out for a drive this evening I think.

For a food binge?



Are you a learner or just don't get out much?



I just don't get out much. I am scared of driving.



I am not going anywhere, not buying anything. Just driving around.



I'm so fat I have to be driven in the back of a work van to get to kfc



At least your able to visit Colonel Sanders. What is your big big boi meal of choice?


>260 posts

good work. I want to do comfy catch up but i have homework and I better do that before the gen.

Still have a stomach ache, it's sort of in my sternum region, it's been sore all day.



>it's been sore all day.

Have a wank



I get about 3 mega feasts for lunch then get Domino's delivered for dinner, they have to send a few drivers for all the pizza I order



Can't blame you to be honest. Driving is a pain enough in my small city, I'd hate to live in a big city and have to drive everywhere



Have a Metamucil



Sternum? Sounds like your heart needs to take a gigantic fucking shit.



Maybe it's not that. I dont know what it's called. It's in that spot where if you get punched you get winded, inbetween the two sides of the ribcage right at the top of the stomach.


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This is a something I filmed when I was at that show the other week and all the normies came in once the show finished



Your mate in the monster cap?


Got the car booked in for next Tuesday to get the water pump replaced. When I gave my surname the bloke asked if I knew [first name]. Turned out he knew my late father.



Is that you?



>tfw no dad



I'll be your daddy



No that was my mate I went with




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She said yes



Have you told him about the neet gen side of your life?



She's letting you put your computer in your room?



That's the solar plexus.

You sure it's not just heartburn?


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I'm pretty sure she knows I intended to ask her out on a date, too. She said "yeah I'd love to, that sounds like fun" and smiled a lot.



Well done NEET. Now don't mess it up.



It is nice to have you back. Good boy for doing your homework first.



make sure you remember us when you're balls deep



Then you miss the Omeo Highway which is a solid 10 out of fucking 10


Fun fact I learned today and am not bullshitting and you probably will be able to verify from google maps but The ACT Greens Building is Located in the exact same building as something called AIDS Action



oh shit how did you do that


I am back from my drive. I encountered a couple of bad drivers but nothing I couldn't handle. I didn't get too stressed, but I didn't enjoy it either.



Driving on a weekday in between 7am to 8pm is the fucking worst



No, no one must know my secret…



>I didn't get too stressed, but I didn't enjoy it either.

Well that must count as a success.


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I can't mess anything up, I've already qualified for GF2018. Anything beyond this is a bonus round.


I wouldn't have asked if not for the encouragement of one NEET in this thread.


I bee'd myself



I suppose.



Well done, hearing your success has lifted my mood.



Why is it this day, and not next week, I mean Vic and Canberra has Labour Day on that week Or Canberra has some other holiday that might as well be Labour day, They as of this year have a Reconcilliation public holiday which I guess if we have any Canberra NEETs they'll spend it drinking goon and sniffing petrol to pay homage to the original landowners



If you win GF2018 then we all win GF2018 by association

Don't mess this up neeto



That doesn't help me answer the question on how people get gfs


This neets success has made me depressed. If only I had an ounce of the courage he has.



Onya, mate. Makes my heart glad.



Judging by a quick google it varies by state. Victoria and Tasmania used to have it on the first Monday of March but shifted it for some reason after WW2. WA didn't establish theirs until 1948.

I can't find much on the exact reason for these dates, but I'd assume it has correlates with the introduction of some work based laws.



>I wouldn't have asked if not for the encouragement of one NEET in this thread.

Which post???



>I bee'd myself

We encouraged you and that is the best answer you give?

>tfw not impressed




Now the real question remains, are the NEETs here going to celebrate Reconcilliation Day the only right way to do it



Looks like WA started celebrating their date after the 40 hour work week was established, while the other states started when the 8 hour work day was established



If it makes you feel any better I a different anon am going through a personal depression and self crisis as well as developing lock jaw out of nowhere



I'm not celebrating a day I don't get off



Good thing you don't have a boyfriend..



He might be the neet that wishes he has a boyfriend



well of course I'm not a fucking faggot



fuck off tbh



I was making light of the lock jaw, m80. Don't get upset.



There was a neet here yesterday that was lamenting about how his art friend wouldn't fuck him


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Mate I get touchy about this shit, it's fine you don't know probably but when I was 5 I was raped




we /bleep/ now



I am sorry to hear that. Sorry if I have triggered some bad memories.



How can anyone not know? You mention it every five minutes.



Fair enough. I didn't mean it in an offensive way, I just thought you could have been him.



It would also help if he mentioned it or used a tripcode or something, instead of getting upset at standard and expected banter.



bit rude tbh



just shut the fuck up already



>original landowners

The British monarchy!

God save the Queen!



He'll be proud of you



He just does it because he like the attention. He is passive aggressive.



Cut your hair, hit the gym, maintain good hygiene, spend a ton of time doing online dating (sending messages), go on dates IRL, receive gf.




Me too lads, me too. I haven't felt this happy and anxious in a long time.


I think the association rule was discontinued in the 2014 season after it was discovered that Chads were abusing their ranking to sell GF status to permavirgins on gumtree


This post (>>34166) made me feel like I was being pathetic. Maybe more than that, everyone here has been encouraging me for ages to be direct and stop behaving like I'm begging to be placed in the friendzone and it all came to a head when I saw her this afternoon. A thought ran through my head -

>when you act like you only want to be her friend then you're being dishonest with yourself and you're being deceitful with her as well; you know very well the only reason you're doing this is to avoid the discomfort of being vulnerable and yet it's a necessary step towards success, so you're avoiding success itself in the goal of being more comfortable. Comfort isn't living, nobody looks back on their deathbed and wishes they'd just spent a bit more time inside their comfort zone. This isn't even a new realization, you've been deliberately avoiding discomfort for a long time. Just fucking do it



Just don't mention the holocaust on your date.



fuck maybe you're right but all and really you fucks are me only friends and I don't like being called a faggot


>tfw severely depressed




Somebody posted in the last thread that he upset the girls he was chatting up when he mentioned the holocaust.


>tfw pissed out my asshole



You weren't called anything. You had a bit of banter pushed in your direction is all. understand the difference.



I usually mention dans lowest price guarantee and that gets me laid everytime



Ah ok, tbh things are going confusing for me right now



Did you take a photo for us?


You could argue that without being depressed you can never be happy. We can't escape our emotions but we can use them to our advantage. If you let emotions drive your decisions you will make mistakes you otherwise wouldn't. You might see gf as being a solution it isn't. gf 2018 might be a race but gf is not.




Have a goon






Unfortunately not, but if it happens again, and I think it might I shale take a photo.





Just let him enjoy the prospect of a gf, dude.



Yes but the issue for me is that I don't even know what I'm looking for



Yeah, I shouldn't give advice as a hermet neet tbh.


More advice, instead of looking at possibilities others suggest come up with a different way. You might not see what you want because you're looking the wrong way.


Found this I'd saved in a text document on my hdd about 12 years ago. Somebody might find it useful.

>1. Stand up straight. Shoulders relaxed and back, head facing the world.

>2. Smile more often. It doesn't even have to be a full-out smile. Just think about smiling and learn to smile with your eyes, or as Tyra Banks calls it "smeyes" or however you spell it.

>3. Read up on Starting Strength or Bill Starr's 5x5 and do it.

>4. Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday, go to the gym and do #3.

>5. Every Tuesday and Thursday, and Sunday/Saturday if you want, run a mile. Every week, try to add a bit to that length and/or take a bit off of your time.

>6. Drink bare fucking minimum one half-gallon of water a day. Straight and not mixed with anything. A full gallon is better.

>7. Buy clothes that fit, are in style, and are congruent with your personal style.

>8. Find the Harris-Benedict formula for caloric needs and figure out how many calories you need a day to achieve your desired results.

>9. Take #8 and make sure you're getting about 40% of your daily calories from protein, 30% from carbs and 30% from fat.

>10. Eat as soon as you wake up and every 3 hours after that while staying in line with #8.

>11. Figure out how much sleep you need a night, somewhere between 7-9 hours, it's different for everybody, and get that much sleep, uninterrupted, at least 5 nights a week.

>12. Meditate for at least 30 minutes a day.

>13. Look people in the eyes when you're talking to them.

>14. Adapt a cooperative mindset, instead of combative, competitive or supplicative.

>15. Nurture your social relationships with your friends and family.

>16. Find some hobbies that you're going to like doing and that call to you.

>17. Listen to people.

>18. Listen to yourself and your body.

>19. Teach yourself to be comfortable in increasingly more uncomfortable situations by staying in your stretch zone that I described earlier.

>20. Any time something bad happens, find 3 good things that can come of it.

>21. Look for the lesson in any problem that you have.

>22. Stop complaining and start looking at the bright side of situations.

>23. Be proactive.

>24. Take an hour and write down 100 questions. Look at the themes and then rank and order the 10 that speak the most to you.

>25. Journal everyday, if even for 5 minutes.

>26. Make peace with the person that you are and learn to love that person.

>27. Embrace the moment.

>28. Stop dwelling on the past, specifically past failures.

>29. Stop worrying so much about the future, specifically things that can go wrong.

>30. Buy "I Will Teach You To Be Rich" by Ramit Sethi and follow his advice on how to get your finances completely and totally in order.

>31. Set goals for your life. Be it for the next hour, the next day, week, month, 6 months, year, decade, whatever. Set them, write them down and make action items on how to go about achieving them and do them.



The issue is I don't even know where to look in order to help me to know where to look



Fuck that, rather go on the goon diet



half of these seem to be shilling shit including a an alahu



I Don't know how




Perhaps. I just saw it a few minutes ago when I was looking for something I'd filed away. I'm not forcing it on anybody.



He dodged a bullet there, tbh.



>learn to smile with your eyes


AKA smiling like someone who isn't a complete sociopath.

AKA regular smiling.



It's always a worry when some crabs get uppity



You have to look wherever you can, sometimes the journey is more important than the goal. Don't think of it as something you're doing wrong.

Also I would save oven math until atleast 3-4th date tbh.




There are studies that smiling has a positive impact on the brain to make you happier. Even if it not what you feel they say it helps to uplift you mood



That's how you give them a false sense of security before the rape



Oh I know to keep politics to myself and that which is another reason having a gf scares me because what if I say Hitler did nothing wrong and she pretends to be cool and next thing I know i get filed with a 18c



Is she white?

Only non-whites can file an 18C complaint.



She could file a restraining order.



I thought a whitey filed one against Bolt



Get a gf that can't read



That was a "professional aboriginal".



so in other words a whitey


Low quality conversation again.


They're making these machines bloody clever. I had a conversation with it before I realised it was a robot.

I'm on my last question now.

Catch up is going to take me all night.



Indeed you have contributed to



what one was this



Cyber sex with it


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Big poos



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I feel like I hardly see you any more.


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>tfw depressed



Asking me about the state election, the robot sounded hot.



bosslady called before saying I have the w/e off so we'll catch up properly. Just like we did in the good old days when we were kids.



there is one of those coming up?



That doesn't look like Dan Murphy's.


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Hey guys, I'm having to reschedule the date from Thursday to Friday because of family stuff and as I was about to send the text I realized that I hadn't asked your opinion on something: the time. Is 9PM reasonable for a bar date? I know there are going to be Chads circling on friday but that's unavoidable.


Lel, I don't think she would mind. I would hate to be with someone who couldn't take chan humor, I've been living on imageboards since I was 16, that's almost a full decade of sperg socializing and it's going to come out at times.


>You might see gf as being a solution it isn't. gf 2018 might be a race but gf is not.

It actually is a race, though, because my mental illnesses are [intensify]ing rapidly with no female contact. I assume the same is true for other NEETs. There's also the question of what kind of relationship you'll realistically be able to wrangle in your thirties, because I have zero interest in dating a single mother or someone who's let herself go.


I am off to bed NEETs. A very early one tonight. I finished LOTR last night. I am tackling the appendices now. I flip through a bit and just read the bits that interest me.

Good night. Handyman is coming tomorrow. Goodbye possums.



Have a wank



Do you both work in the city? Is she going to have to travel all the way home to suburbia and then all the way back in for 9pm?

Probably depends what suggested doing. There isn't much you can do at 9pm that you couldn't do at 7pm, for what it's worth.



>Goodbye possums.




Planning on doing the Silmarilian?






I am going to try. I tried once before years ago and failed.



Yeah, same. It's a tough read and not quite in the same vein as Hobbit/LOTR.



So what does she look like? Has anyone asked this?



This isn't Facebook, please don't do that


Just finished homework.


Yeah, another NEET said that you get fined if you cant come up with a good excuse for not voting.










Nah she won't have to travel far. I just asked whether she wanted to come out for drinks.


She's a cutie, I'm not sure what to say beyond that






At least you tried



>There isn't much you can do at 9pm that you couldn't do at 7pm

Dance. Be in a crowd.



Let's try this again.

*clears throat*




well to be fair it seems like the SA Election and I'd just vote for Xenophon just for chaos




Good night buddy.



Have a goon in a sophisticated glass



at least tell us her race






200m freestyle



I heard that labor would give every home owner a 10k grant for solar

fuck labor labor sill but that is a pretty good thing



Maloneys used to do free goon Tuesdays.




*clears throat*

*tips fedora*



Thank you my friend. Good night.



how can state labour afford that



God bless their kind soles




I think it is an interest free loan.



irish are known for their weird shoes aren't they






Never pay back loan?



I think they are known for their whiskers more



You are thinking of my HECS



so they're taking a page out of the German National Socialists and denying Jews usury, very based



and potatoes but not potatoe whiskey



They can draince pretty gud to






Thoughts on the lotr?



I used to occupy myself with panic and avoidance. I'm glad I dont go on trains and buses anymore


>3 good mornings

Karens blessings


I put him outside last night so the dog would settle down. I hope he's ok.


What's the difference?


Nah, I don't think the net is any better now thn it was before though.



Did famine potato make dem sad b4?



a lotta loyalty for a hired potato



Why cook potato before eat, taste better before?



At least you can potatoe



Took rare potato, anal potential was tapped in exchange


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So is it going to be a 7, 8 or 9PM date this friday? Cast your votes



I like middle numbers, so why not 8pm. 7pm feels more like dinner to me


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>it's real


you are the constant in the NEETs disorientating life


That's part of how I differentiate depressed from sad. Sad requires a reason.


I was going to put the max logo on his collar but it was too small to see


These are best wojaks, and the DAK ones. That was a cool meme.



5pm and get the early bird special.



They look too edgy to me. It's like it's trying to be scary and bad. The aaaahhhh red wojack had people killing themselves. Is that wojack to symbolise the action of taking a piss on their grave?



I hope he brings a coupon at that time to save even more money, showing her his big spender side



>tfw fractal depressed



I used to have that on some cd when I was a little tacker



me too, I wish he still gave updates.




The bright green mountain dew bottles


It's still there, I dont know what it is.

I tried to have a poo and only a couple plops came out. Fucking hurts.


>tfw reassuringly impressed



Does her race matter? I don't want to talk about her ITT if some stormweenie is going to take issue with her skin colour



Your fecal impaction is still up there



Your praise is the only reason I do anything.


It's ok. I know it helps in its way.



>press one for yes





you're big potatoe



because I want at least one of us to have a white girlfriend

sick of niggers and chinks tbqhwu



I will decline a battle of



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8 it is. Now to wait anxiously for the confirmation



What time do you need to be back home?



Why would I need to be home at any particular time on a friday night?



That's probably what it is. I haven't been eating well lately and last night I had some spag bol, which is the first meal I've had in a while.

It doesn't feel like it's moved all day though.



That's like tub girl lite, it just doesn't do anything for me anymore



Get some Metamusicle, drink plenty of water and take some paracetamol.



was getting caught a potatoe of your plan


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That's all there is, there isn't anymore.



I don't have any metamucil, I have some paracetamol though.

I hope it's over by tomorrow, I have my course again in the morn and my homeworks due.


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>deadshit on here gets date

>get jealous

>find out she's not white

>no more fucks given



8pm or 9pm are both good times. I would recommend the later time if she cannot obviously make it in time. 9pm for first date seems to late I have no experience in dates, I am using intuition. If it's dinner, I would go for the earlier time.


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>caught a potatoe



It's potato m8



What happened to the NEET with the Philippines girl he met?





Get an early night. Do not take more than 2 tablets it doesn't provide any extra effect. Drink some water before bed not too much but drink plenty tomorrow.


Doesn't care, makes a post about it?


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That's not a potato, this is a potatoe



Thanks for the advice. Will do.



She's white, I was just being silly. Resume your envy



Got him to go over there, took all his money and a kidney for safe keeping


Please don't get me excited like that


Very nice, awaiting for the incoming REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE/spergout





Well played



The spergout is going to come from yours truly if she doesn't respond to my text within the next ten minutes


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happy family, child, playing, you-will-never-have-this,



Reduce those standards, it's almost 9:30 m8



Wanking, goon, Cenno, Max, Dan Murphy's



It's 2018, is there anyone who actually doesn't have their phone on their person 24/7?



I turn my phone off at night. NEET sleep should never be disturbed.


>tfw having a beer with dad


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must be riveting if you're posting here


>tfw having a beer with the lad and he's talking to his internet friends.



Alright no worries mate I'll stop sharing things with the gen then



Take it out on pops not us.


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I might have you confused with NZ-NEET whose mother controls his entire life, someone who'd impose curfews. Have some news.




What if he already has tinea from all the REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEs?






thommo the exec in a suit raping animal lovers.



You got the right neet but she's not that controlling. Thank you for remembering nzneet canon btw


After being the main snarky neet I have fallen victim to another snarky neet. Im butthurt.



What have you learnt?



My actions may have caused other neets distress.


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Every morning i wake up feeling like a wombats arsehole, half falling asleep on the way to wage, and i swear im not going to smoke da devils letucce.

And every evening i get home and smash a fat cone.

I dont even care feels good man



Good luck to you girlfriendNEET. I'm linking the post >>34166 here because you fucked up the link later on and I wanted to read it


Glad you're still around, I was hoping that you hadn't gotten too depressed to post here.


>tfw enabled



And I hope the guy doing the weird distorted black and red wojaks keeps doing them.



Get that smile off your face.


Narky/snarky NEETs are the gayest faggots



TBH I exaggerated for the sake of drama and a guaranteed (You)


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I'm getting them funny old nostalgia feels again




Oh so that's what the mysterious blank reply posts are about



got him


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madeline was my favorite



Don't know what the fuck you're on about.

I pressed new reply by accident.


How do I get in touch with the BO? I want all posts from my IP deleted and I understand the guy who owns this board actually visits semi-frequently so that might be possible?


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wait a sec you fucking nigger

you havent told us what happened. WE DEMAND TO BE ENTERTAINED WITH GREEN TEXT.

Also what are you going to do at the bar? dont spaghet


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>tfw you'll never relive it and at the time you didnt appreciate it

probably like now..




Do I need to give a reason? I just want them gone from public view.



But you have given them to the public.



I don't know either anymore


If it was me, request denied. It would mess up the board. You would need to provide a better reason with more depth.



I gave them to the neets of the general, you're welcome to archive this thread.


Also, yes. You do need a reason. This is a matter for tribunal and the council will convene in the chambers for deliberation and goon.



Mostly goon.



Proudly sponsored by Dan Murphy's



You will have to request an interview with the council of six.



He'll get some sort of response as an outcome.



If you have done something incriminating then I'm sure the authorities already have everything they need logged somewhere, trying to get all your info online deleted is futile.

If you want to turn over a new leaf or whatever then good luck I guess but I can promise you that it's a mental thing.



I have reason to believe that someone I was posting about might be reading the thread and if it's true it'll fuck up my first potential relationship


Neither of those, see above



She won't, if so. Drop the line you'll take her to Dan's for some fruit juice and when the times right tell her you'll give her a special wank.



I sometimes have wild erratic fancies that people I know are reading the gen. You shuld do what I do and post to random NEETs and pretend that they're the people you are pretending they're the people you're pretending they're the people you're posting to.



The girl you asked out isn't reading the thread.



also yeah sorry I understand that it makes old threads kinda unreadable but reeeee this is serious business for me and hopefully as a neet you understand how fragile these things are, I might not get another chance for a decade



How many posts did you make?



> I finished LOTR last night.

It was fun reading your little summaries every night. Thanks mate.



I'm not talking about her, ofc she isn't reading an obscure daily neet thread



>I sometimes have wild erratic fancies that people I know are reading the gen.

I've told my older brother about this place twice but I don't think he posts or even reads.



>only in dubai

>sheik shitting in a roastie instagram model's mouth




I can't even imagine telling my brother about a place like this

Not that I have anything against you cunts, I just feel like some of the posts would garner some very weird looks.



We must secure the existence of our peanut pissbottles.


Just got back from the iron temple, m8s. Sitting naked in front of the computer and having my protein shake.

Is it just me or does Isowhey Sports taste like shit?




Who else then?



I feel uncomfortable replying to a naked man



Did you shower? Showering after gym then getting into pajamas is the comfiest feeling.






>and pretend that they're the people you are pretending they're the people you're pretending they're the people you're posting to.

What the fuck.



I like to dry out first. Also get some food in me while watching YouTube.



I never stop posting in the gen, but I only want the ones gone which can identify me:









I almost want to say fuck it because there are going to be so many traces leftover that it almost makes no difference




Daily reminder that a lot of low tier whites are going to have to go into the ovens too.



>I never stop posting in the gen, but I only want the ones gone which can identify me:

That's reasonable then and I hope the BO sees this and considers it.



Get Bulk Nutrients my good man.



Specifically pointing out the posts you don't want someone to see is probably not a brilliant idea




I told my older brother about here. He doesn't read it and doesn't care about the "autism forum I keep going on about". I sometimes tell him the stories here though.



My older brother is as autistic as I am so I thought he'd like it



What do you tell him about?



I'd be the last person to call someone paranoid but you are the personification of that word right now, no one from real life is reading your posts



Needs music



>What do you tell him about?

I go on a imageboard for NEETs, he doesn't like imageboards though and calls it the autism forum



>obscure daily neet thread

>regularly a top ten fastest thread on all of cripplechan



Even the special olympics has gold medalists



Is he a NEET too?



No homo, fellow NEET.



you better have been flaccid while you were typing that



ASIO here. Hold still, NEET. We're coming to pick you up.



I'm not being paranoid and I can't explain how I know because that'll just confirm it, BO I've used this board for ages can you just help me please



This post violates neet law. Prepare to be gulag'd



My dad jerks off to my posts



What do you think about Musashi?



>tfw no older brother to keep me on the straight and narrow



You didn't tell anyone IRL about this board, did you?



Does he tap your post potential?



Musashi is way too expensive and all the normie brands have too much sugar anyway. Go with bulknutrients WPC like the other cunt suggested.


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>tfw a bad example for my little brother



Every time you have posted, you have revealed 0.7 - 1.2 bits of entropy about your true identity.

As there are only 24.13 million people in Australia, We only require 23 bits of entropy to narrow this down to 2.876 candidates. Three is a trivial number of people for Us to acquire, considering Our substantial capabilities.



I'm gonna be honest, fam. I just buy whatever Coles has on the shelf.



Are you an alien or a jew?



What I am is not important. What's important is what I'm going to do.



Ayy lmao



He has a job, went to uni, and even had children but he's spiritually a NEET I feel.


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yes anon its me your paranoia



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If BO doesn't help me then nzneet is leaving /ausneets/ for good, that is so fucked.



it has music

unless it's fucked for everyone but me



Don't go pretending that you don't know that you're pretending that you don't know that you're pretending that you don't know that you're not getting what I'm on about.



Gimme a (You) baby.



I tell my mate about this place pretty often. He wont accept that he belongs here.



This board isn't ages old.



I'm (Your) Man.


Had some paracetamol with codeine and drinking water. Just had a bath too. My gut's feeling a fair bit better at the moment.


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Stop letting paranoia get to you, I doubt the BO is just going to delete shit if you don't even give him a reason, there is zero chance of the girl finding your posts here so stop worrying about it.



Is he eating Lou Reed?


What are you doing?


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Can't say I'm not jealous. It is nice to see at least one of us progressing towards GF2018 though, just wish it were me.



I haven't had a bath in a long time


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Cleaning up spaghetti code.

Been a sluggish as fuck day just feeling nauseous.



Had some radox in it, it's ice but it makes my hair go funny.


what's that for?





Mouse NEET how is the mouse going?


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Good night neets

Going to take a few days break from the internet so if you notice a lack of brainletposting that may be why. See you cunts Friday.



Where do you work, CoderNEET?



Mouse is gone out in to the big wide world.

They grow up so fast.



Every night



Good night mate, hope it does you good.



Still working on that silly collab pixel indie shmup game.



Working on my piss bottle collection, does that count?


Night, NEET. Keep it real.



normie protein fitness brands are an absolute menace, you are right.


Bulk Nutrients WPC or Optimum Nutrition isoalte if you're loaded



I thought he was trolling at first, I can get pretty paranoid but that is next level.

NZNEET just calm down m8, I know what you're going through worrying about everything. I've done that in the past and fucked everything up beyond belief, if I had just forgotten about everything and literally been myself everything would have been fine. Imagine you now stressing about this girl and then sperging out and saying something weird instead of just chilling and it going fine.


I wonder if the NEET is going to be on his date with the girl and they'll walk past a Dan's and he'll just start laughing. Or if he's going to forget to take off the pepe on his wrist and he'll freeze up when the girl asks him what's with the tattoo.



How did it recover after being covered in oil last night?



>tattooing a pepe on your wrist

that is next level



>does that count?

Does it pay well?



About 480 a fortnight if Cenno's not being a bitch.



Sounds like the government is unusually effective at converting my tax money into pissbottles.



I gave it a little wash and it started moving a bit better.

I don't like it's odds tbh.


Flossed my teeth for the first time in about 6 months. There was minimal bleeding/pain but I can already feel the gums swelling. I was expecting a lot of blood and pain but guess my teeth aren't in that bad of condition considering I haven't been to a dentist in at least 5 (though probably 10) years.



They shouldn't be bleeding at all, dude. You just clean out the space between the teeth, not saw into the gums themselves.


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Do I have to notify the GF2018 admissions committee that I'm no longer eligible to participate this year?



What an elaborate ruse.



Tough break, buddy.



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Good night friends, hope you all have merry dreams.



Post pics of it



Good night, get well-rested.


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What a fucking cunt. Tell her that for leading you on to agreeing to a date when she is already with someone, I'm serious, nail that she is useless whore into her brain.



Women are so retarded



Good night.


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Do you reckon she's lying about having a boyfriend? This is so ridiculous I'm not even sure how to respond to her. Am I supposed to pivot and pretend it wasn't meant to be a date?






It would've slid down whatever snake's mouth easily because of the olive oil.


I probably went a bit too 'high' between some teeth


That's harsh m8. But you will meet other women in the future. Learn from this experience and like others have said it'll get easier with each woman you talk to/potentially ask out.


Good night friendo, see you in the morning.



>Do you reckon she's lying about having a boyfriend?

Yes I think so. However I also think that's not important. Pay no stock to what women say, only to what they do. It doesn't matter what stupid shit comes out of her mouth because the lack of interest and her behaviour here mean that she is worth no more of your time.

>This is so ridiculous I'm not even sure how to respond to her. Am I supposed to pivot and pretend it wasn't meant to be a date?

If I was in your position I'd block her. Don't pivot or walk it back if it ever does comes up, that's duplicitous, unattractive behaviour.



Respond with: "Why did you agree to a date if you have a boyfriend?"

Also, what does she say after the but which is censored, is she offering another time or some bullshit?








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hahaha im dyingn


sorry neet, make an excuse and bail out

dont get salty

and just have a go at another girl





NZNEET, why don't you just cuck the boyfriend?



You gotta play it cool man. Tell her you don't care about the dinner, you'll take her out to drinks and bang her and she can show up late, her bf needs to deal with it.


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> Learn from this experience

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to learn from this. I mean obviously I need to become more attractive somehow but other than that? I think I handled this fine.



I already know her response is going to be that she didn't know it was meant to be a date. I'm not going to be pushy about it, I have no interest in being her friend so I just want to disengage smoothly without creating future problems. I have to see her almost every day for the next few years, after all. I don't even feel like replying tbh but I need to respond with something.

Yes, the rest of her text was an offer of an alternative time and place. Can you imagine if I actually showed up? fucking lol



Put on the chad mask and cuck her boyfriend. You can do it m8.


Actually fuck it, you cunts don't want to hear any details from this point onward, it's just boring damage control from here on out.

I'm going to bed, night-night neets





yeah hey thats the best idea.

Whatever she asked, just go "oh na i cant then i have x" leave it like that or

"than time doesnt work, what about x" and she says "than time doesnt work what about x"

and then go on from there till someone stops replying



>not sure what I'm supposed to learn from this

A better way to put it is 'conditioning'. You're building an emotional 'callous' to rejection with each female encounter.


Night, see you in the AM



CoderNEET, are you coding vidya gaems?


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Yeah, it's going alright.

The artist is fantastic. A yank, and more motivated than I am.

Maybe not so good with the concept of not putting green on green on green, but we're working on it.



i'd fuck that slime monster



Wow nice! What are you making it in?


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Looks better animated.


Think I've brought it up, GODOT.

Definitely recommended for anyone looking to get into games/projects for fun. GDscript is Python-tier, and it gives you full control over the engine.

Hasn't given me any issues, and this is just meant to be a shorter project.



If you brought it up, it was in a different thread and I didn't see it. Sorry, NEET.

Animation looks great. I sure do love tiddies.


>tfw have an appointment at 9am but can't be fucked to go


Just tried to order dominos. It was 10pm and the store wasn't open because of muh public holiday. I can't wait until robots replace these useless wagies so anyone can get a pizza anytime.



It feels like High school or work, doesn't it? It is a shit feeling.


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veronica mars?


Wow, this went from nothing to everything and back to nothing in a span of a few posts. I hope you won't accept her invitation to reschedule if she gave it. You should make it obvious that you at least thought it was a date and aren't interested anymore or go with an obvious romantic intent despite the boyfriend complication. Don't go as "friends" though. That's just too brutal.


will you give us demos to try out once you think you're far enough?



Yeah, i cant enjoy anything for a whole 24 hours before an appointment. It's like theres a doom clock counting down like in muh japanese rpgs. It's probably what wagies feel 24/7.


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My fellow NEETs.

I have signed legislation.

That will outlaw MAX Employment forever.

We begin bombing in five minutes.






Good, my first name is Maximillian and my mother makes the joke about "Max employment? it'd be a miracle if you got employed at all!" EVERY TIME WE DRIVE PAST



>will you give us demos to try out once you think you're far enough?

Ah sure, I'll keep y'all updated. Wouldn't cut the gen out of the loop like that.


I mean that sounds infuriating, but your second-hand frustration is kinda a little funny.



just call yourself max you toss tbh



>my first name is Maxim

Russian detected.




I just go by max, its just that its lengthened to Maximillian

which is roman





My name is big bill


Good night, NEETs. 653 poasts - not bad for a Monday. See you all tomorrow.



Healthy-at-any-size Bill



Executive Bill



We wuz greeks and romans and sheeeit



>tfw no commonfilth fans on my board





Nighty night, Neets.



My name is Blinky Bill


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Hello jeeves


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Good morning NEETs. I am up bright and early today. It is still dark though.



Satanic trips

nice weather isnt it?



It is quite windy where I am.



it was comfy raining in syd just a minute ago, i sat out in the rain after a shower.


Hey crackas.



Hi muhammed


I am back from walking Doggo. It was pretty comfy out in the dark. The moon was out and all the clouds were lit by moonlight.




Sorry to hear this has happened, mate.

Normally I'd advise that you completely ghost her, but that's a bit hard if you work together.

Don't proceed with any activities outside of work, that will just make you another of her orbiters.



Sounds nice.

I have just arrived at work and am drinking a coke.



I put it outside



It should be illegal for Mummybots to troll their NEET sons.


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Good morning friends



Morning mate.

Your vineyard looks a little bereft of grapes..


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> bereft

That's a good word.

It's apparently this hill.



Was that the Microsoft wallpaper hill?




>coke at this hour

You need to sort your lifestyle out mate.



Good morning m8.


Less than three hours until the handyman comes to possum-proof my shed. I hope it all gets done today. No more delays.



Are you the guy whose mummybot burned you with a sick Family Feud answer?




>and am

Are you fucking retarded? *and I am



If he looks like trying to leave, lock him in the shed.


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If feels like we are coming to an end of an era.



What I wrote was gramatically correct. Perfectly cromulent, even.



You sure are.



am much horny for bobs and vagene, stupid curry muncher.



I'm not sure I like you.


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Have a good day NEETs, I'm off to my course.




Have a good day mate. See you when you get back.


Also, good luck today with the possum proofer, hope he does a job worthy of the wait.



am not liking you either poo in the loo



Thank you. I will let you know how it goes.



Shut up, you clog-wearing kaaskop dicksuckinflog[1] marsh nigger.




What's a VPN? am Australian.



You just used currymuncher grammar.


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>marsh nigger



am doing on purpose


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



It's a good feeling, he's an anti-white spic.


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Morning mr satan. Please don't corrupt my wayward daughter.



Morning to you two too.



Put some trousers on, Karen.



Good morning Karen.

Karen could teach Satan a thing or two about corruption.



Good morning Korean cartoon girl enthusiast.


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Morning cunts

>8:30AM this morning, laying in bed fapping to pornhub on my ancient android

>ring ring ring, random number

>swipe on the caller, mind still cloudy from the early morning depression haze and the masturbatory mindfog, say good morning

>Hello, am I speaking to nzneet? Great, this is HR roastie, how are you? I'm great too, just calling about the role you applied for at minimum wage corporation, are you still interested? blah blah

>have an entire phone interview mid-wank

She's probably going to offer me the job and then text me later to say she completely forgot that Chad already got the position


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Morning NEETS.


I woke up in a fucked up way. I was dreaming that I was bare-chested and swatting at insects in my house with a button-up tshirt and I hit a place where the ceiling was exposed. Later I put the shirt back on and saw a thin, long-legged spider with an orange body fall out. More and more spiders began falling out. I realised that the shirt was full of spiders and gingerly tried to take it off but by that time there was a swarm of spiders spreading out on my body. They started biting me, and various body parts were feeling cold and numb, but then I woke up and those body parts were simply those that were exposed to the cold air beyond my blanket.



He took his fedora off.


Who else is eating eggs this morning?



That sucks m8, I seem to have dreams where I get shot or stabbed or eviscerated by a chainsaw recently. I remember one dream where a crocodile was chasing me through my yard and house. No bug dreams yet.




Oh shit I just scrambled some. Also good morning everyone.



I'm eating four eggs this morning, can't wait to smell my farts.



Good morning.

I don't like eggs very much.


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>I don't like eggs very much.



why do anime girls have big eyes? they're japanese, they should have slitty eyes


My toilet stool just arrived. It is quite solid, I'm impressed. I will try it on the toilet probably tomorrow.



Have you already pooed today?




That's ok. I thought it might have been typical NEET procrastination or fear of the unknown.


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>tfw comfy



I am a bold and brave NEET.



Mr Fancypants


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I buy my pants from kmart.



I'm not talking about your literal pants.



I know.


So many ugly and illiterate sluts in my area.



Somewhere some ugly illiterate slut is complaining about all the beta NEETs in her area.



Well they ain't my problem.


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I am making a new thread.



>>tfw woke up depressed



Cheeky, I laughed.


That sucks, man.


>tfw woke up dressed


Morning cumguzzlers



Good morning.


New Thread: >>34748

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Real this time.


still postin



second last



I love Karen

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