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OLD >>47567

It sure is nice having such an easy Edition topic. Hope you're all trying to do your best to be your best, neets.





I'm nowhere near that bad, I've just got no willpower to say "no" if the option to get alcohol is there. I mean realistically if I was fiending for it there's a pub about 400m worth of walking away from me.

I've just got no coping shit in place for when I start feeling like shit because I normally just give my feelings the "wash it down with some brown" treatment.





Keep it up and ignore the shitposts mate


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Yeah I felt a bit bad posting the link so early but I really needed to piss and didn't want to make a thread (wasn't sure if anyone else was going to) and have it not linked in time

All turned out okay in the end, though.



If it's anxiety you can use Valium (Diazepam) when you need to take the edge off everything if you are trying to get to sleep. It's have a long wait of up to two weeks of taking it to begin to have an effect. It just depends on the particular difficulties you are experiencing, as I only use Valium when I need to sleep and I am extremely anxious but cannot calm myself down most likely have something significant on the next day. I feel that you need some strategy to cope with this because the current strategy isn't working and you recognise this. When all my coping strategies failed I had a meltdown and saw a psychologist who helped me help myself to get back on track.


Please don't the thread before the last one was bad. I was like many NEETs waiting for more posts without any clue that a new thread happened. That's awful.



Why are trying to reinvent shit posting?


Went to Dans.

Bought a grey hoodie from Big W for $12.

Got a Woolies chook for dinner tonight.



You're a walking meme, neeto



bit hurtful


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


It gives him satisfaction. Please don't spoil his mood.



It was a compliment



oh ok.

bit unhurtful



I have a sudden urge to buy power tools



To get that satisfaction?



at least one of this sheilas had the drill running in reverse the big duffa






A rather odd selection of items, but what did you get from Mr Murphy?



>hard to explain but I'm sure you know what I mean

Kinda reminds me of that feeling when EVERY TIME I LEAVE THE HOUSE.



She likes it hard when the bit slips out and it has to pushed in even hard to drill the hole



a shiraz, a cabernet sauvignon, and some scotch



Woolies chooks are pretty good.



Yeah. It's a pretty cheap meal for me, leaves enough for a sandwich the next day, and the doggo gets some too.



>and the doggo gets some too.

Very lucky doggo


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What are your drinking patterns like neets? I drink maybe once a month, but I always binge drink, getting drunk over the space of a few hours, then swearing never to do it again.



He eats dog food morning and night, but if I'm having roast beef or bbq chook I make sure he gets some. Must be torturous for dogs that get fed shit and have to smell what their humans are eating sometimes.


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>then swearing never to do it again.

Pats you on the back as you walk through the doors



You need to drink a bit every day and increase the baseline volume a little each week.



It's the same for me, usually once a month, always a binge.



That but every weekend.



Basically you should be able to knock off at least six beers, a litre of red wine, and half a bottle of scotch every night without vomiting.



Have you waved good bye to your liver?



It's in no worse state than the rest of my executive parts. If I was to die unexpectedly, my corneas would be about the only salvageable organ.



>my corneas would be about the only salvageable organ.

It's good to hear that you are focusing on the positives in life.



Based on the age my father died, and having most of the same problems, I'm 65% of the way through my lifespan already anyway. Solitary hedonism it is.


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I hope all you NEETs are getting dressed up the Easter hat parades tomorrow.



Never hear about ol' Ernie anymore after it came out he liked to abuse his wife.



He hit UNNA?

Also I found this:

>Ernie Dingo: "When it came to learning about my ancestry, I almost wished I were a girl"




I had that wrong. It came out he was an adulterer and also beat up an 11 year old child.



Wow, a coon that's a coon. Who would have thought?



>also beat up an 11 year old child.

I hope it wasn't one of those kids posted on here with the sniff tin.



It is was pretty ground breaking research mate.



You're a wicked man, Dan.



>tfw no more sneaking easter eggs in class off the hat mummybot made you for the easter hat day parade



That feel went a little too deep for me…



>I hope it wasn't one of those kids posted on here with the sniff tin.

It was a student, and the school had invited this dangerous animal to be present.



>Wow, a coon that's a coon. Who would have thought?

Yes. Given a long enough timeline, all blacks reveal their true criminal selves.



Fuck, the family copped it even worse from their own community, that's absolutely fucked:




This is standard in boong communities. They're expected to remain silent regardless of what wrongs have been perpetrated against them.



The 'community mediation' before the charges were dropped means they were basically pressured into letting it go, not that he was in any way innocent.



Ernie is a good coon, it dindu nuffin yah white cunt.


I have made some progress with my malfunctioning PC today neets. It wasn't letting me install windows without a bsod in the final stages. The USB I am using to install windows from has both home and professional versions on it. I only have a product key for home but since that wouldn't install I decided to see if I could install the pro version. And it did. No bsod.

It keeps asking for my product key and won't accept the home one, and it won't let me change a lot of settings until I activate it. But it is letting me do basic things.

I have plugged in my old router and set up a secure WiFi connection so if it shits its pants again I can use my NBN connection on my phone instead of paying Telstra for data. Also I have transferred documents I need from my PC to my phone.

So things are looking better. I can't keep using this version of windows because of the activation issues. But maybe I will be able to reinstall windows home now. I think I will try installing the 32 bit version. I was always trying the 64 bit version before.



Why only among themselves, weren't their riots when that 14 year old boy was killed by someone white?


That was the point, the family bared the brunt of the whole event and was continuing to feel the shame from the community.



What version of Windwos are you wanting a key for?



>Why only among themselves, weren't their riots when that 14 year old boy was killed by someone white?

Whites are evil remember?

Black cunts claim to have been here for 10,000 years but somehow failed to invent the wheel, boats, agriculture, domestication of animals, etc, etc. Still sitting in the dirt and hitting each other with sticks after every other continent (besides Africa for the same reasons) had circumnavigated the globe.



I need a key to my clucking house.



Windows 10 professional. You are not suggesting anything illegal I hope.



>It keeps asking for my product key and won't accept the home one

Disconnect your internet, do over the phone activation. Tell them you have used the key on an old computer but now installed Linux on it. You want to use your windows key on this computer only (((1 key per computer code). 8/10 times they will give you the code that activates it forever as an authentic copy of Windows. I did that when I kept installing Windows XP and just explained I was using the key on one machine. I heard of people doing it with keys they found online using some sob story.



If you leave the eggs in there too long, they will turn into stink bombs when you move them.



>besides Africa for the same reasons




I have a Windows 10 MAK if you want one.



>You are not suggesting anything illegal I hope.

m8 Microshits are about to start banning peoples office/skype/xbox accounts over swearing. Fuckem.


Win10 LTSB is the one with minimal spyware because it's for servers or some shit, the rest of the M$ telemetry can be disabled with the tools mention in the tutorial, no need for a key.



A MAK (Multiple Activation Key) isn't illegal. It's designed for fleet/volume licensing.


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Still much better off just installing LTSB.



I first arrived in Australia in the week leading up to Easter and the first I saw of my new classmates was the flash of yellow and blue through the school fence at the end of my road. Those were uniforms, yellow polo shorts and dark blue shorts; the students all wore uniforms and they all wore shoes to school as well. It was thrilling to see. On my first day in an Australian school I wore black leather shoes with a yellow polo and dark blue shorts, my mother took a photo. I was handed a notice printed on pink paper with an egg border, notifying me of the date for thr easter hat parade. I didn't want to seem ignorant so I pretended to understand and when I took the note home my parents didn't understand, either. We took my uncle's top-hat and decorated it with pictures of jesus taken from google images and printed out on our old inkjet(lol). The next day I made some friends and they explained their hat designs - my mother didn't believe me when I told her that we were meant to attach chocolate to the hats. Maybe I'll find the photo of my year 6 easter hat parade and show you neets, it makes my heart feel warm when I think back to those days and the friends I had



You better not be black.


Thanks for the offers of keys but I think I will go by the book for now. Activation is not my main problem. I need to work out what is causing the crash issue.


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Good coon? He repeatedly struck his head against an iron bar, while Dan was holding the bar.



>Maybe I'll find the photo of my year 6 easter hat parade and show you neets, it makes my heart feel warm when I think back to those days and the friends I had

10/10 I really enjoyed your story and would love to see the pictures.



Are (you) me, that was going to be the next Dan image I was going to post?



If are doing a completely fresh OS install and it happens it is something wrong with the drive.



There is literally nothing wrong with being black.



I'm a white nzneet. It was pretty hurtful to see people accusing me of trolling last night/this morning. I'm a socially retarded kissless 25 year old neet trying to make it in a normie's world, of course I'm going to behave ridiculously by normal standards at times.



>I'm a white nzneet.

Your family just never happened to see shoes before, or understood English or Easter?



Prove it.



Cenno payments?



Students don't wear shoes in NZ primary schools, or at least they didn't back then. There are almost no poisonous spiders or prickles and it's always temperate so there's no real reason to enforce shoe-wearing.

Of course we celebrated easter but easter hat parades are uniquely Australian and we didn't know wtf was going on, the note just told us the date of the parade, the time we'd be out of class so that parents could watch, and that there would be prizes for the best hat.



also in NZ primary schools there were no uniforms so it was doubly weird seeing everyone wearing the exact same clothes including black leather shoes



>NZ primary schools there were no uniforms

I don't see why we have them over here beyond maintaining a strict code of dress at school.



You're probably better off in NZ tbh. They're doing better than us economically and have better, less nanny state laws.



I would have been pretty embarrassed all throughout highschool had I been forced to come up with an outfit each day. I would have ended up wearing the same clothes in a two-day rotation. I assume that's part of the reason.



Stops kids being picked on for not having brand name stuff.

As per the name, makes kids look uniform.

Allows adults to identify the little shits when they're up to no good travelling to and from school.




NZ has two good policies I know of:

1. Better designed NBN system where you don't have to adopt it.

2. Reducing foreign ownership of property.


>I assume that's part of the reason.

A surprising good point. I was thinking more of argument around people wanting to buy new and fancy clothes that not all student can afford. I remember you can tell when a student is doing it tough because they wear the same shirt that becomes tattered/dulled/very protective of it or do not have the complete outfit I went through stages like this my high school experience didn't start well because I was never invited to introductory tour and had no clue where to go that didn't help as well.


>Stops kids being picked on for not having brand name stuff.

There were all still signs when a kid was doing it tough at home. I understand the point but it can still be a something that becomes obvious when you know the signs.

>Allows adults to identify the little shits when they're up to no good travelling to and from school.

That's a good point. I agree with this.



Also good for having a cheeky perv up girls short uniform skirts while they went up the stairs.

>tfw you will never be 15 again.



>>tfw you will never be 15 again.

Hasn't stopped some people



>all the classrooms had reflective tinting on the windows

>me and my friends would use all the reflections to perv easy

>if a certain window in the library was open you could use it to look pretty much straight up the skirts of women walking up the stairs if you were standing in the right spot

>tfw you will never be 15 again



Pretty easy way of having a perv, was always risky just being at the bottom of a set of stairs and looking up.



So is this why you want to be a teacher?


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tfw just would get one of these dark blue icecream buckets turned upside down, that mummybot washed and glued tinsel and chocolate eggs to it that I picked off before the actual easter egg hat parade event



It was still pretty risky, a friend got suspended for a week and had the library never open that window again because someone looked down and pretty much locked eyes with him in the reflection.



I'm not even qualified to be a janitor.


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tfw no girls worth perving on at your high school


seems a pretty harsh punishment, I remember kids egging cars and getting in fights that even the teachers saw and still no one would get suspended



>getting in fights that even the teachers saw and still no one would get suspended

You also just reminded me I got (in school) suspended for 2 days just for filming a fight once.

What type of school did you go to where you could egg cars and not get suspended for it?



I got suspended like 5 or 6 times for getting into fights and getting caught smoking a few times, in school suspensions where the worst though.


Guys can you please not spam the chat. My mom bought me this new laptop and it gets really hot when the chat is being spammed. Now my leg is starting to hurt because it is getting so hot. Please, if you don't want me to get burned, then dont spam the chat.



A pretty shitty school admittedly, the teachers honestly weren't that bad if you took the English "teachers" out of the equation, the admin/support staff and overall school culture was just hopeless and no one did anything.



>suspended for 2 days just for filming a fight once.

Are you a south Sydney NEET, I remember a similar event happening at my school.



>Please, if you don't want me to get burned, then dont spam the chat.




your gonna get dick cancer bud



Hopefully that gets him the DSP



they'll amputate it and replace it with a bionic penis. He'll become a superhero - Bionic Penis Man!



>My mom bought me

It's a shame they don't have Dan's over in burger land.



>tfw you have to consult pcfixerneet to troubleshoot your willy


>go to IGA to buy stuff

>see cute cutie

>perv on cute cutie


Still would bang.



>tfw no one arm qt










$5.30 for Hungry Jack's Jnr Whopper.



What is up


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Just trying posting on here instead of lurking porno boards like I always do



It could be a snack between meals


What is this Easter hat meme?

We never had them where I went to school.



>my high school experience didn't start well because I was never invited to introductory tour and had no clue where to go that didn't help as well.

Lol, my HS felt like a brick jungle, there were just so many other students and the actual campus felt enormous. I guess what I'm trying to say is

>I Know That Feel



>Lol, my HS felt like a brick jungle

Pretty much, I was enrolled to attend but never received any invitation like everyone else did from the school. It's a bit awkward at primary school when everyone is talking about the tour they went on the night before and information about the school you know nothing about but are soon attending.



maybe its an east coast thing


I am flash updating my bios to the latest version. Maybe it being out of date was linked to my crash problem.



Dont wank off to us please


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well well well

it appears she isn't bringing her boyfriend along after all

i'm feeling quite smug right now



It is time for you to become the cucker



Be straight forward with her please. just tell her you want to fuck her. These games can't continue.



Have you found the perfect place to bury her corpse yet?



>These games can't continue.

He'll run out of wank material if he does that



I don't think that would end well



which NEET are you?



He was the one who went to the speed dating place, found someone he liked or messaged her on the website for drinks to find out that she has a BF. This is a continuation of the saga.



Did he end up having a good time at that bar he was supposed to meet her at?


Hello NEETs



My guess is that was who the NEET is. I cannot recall if they ever went. I think he sent the message and got the response that she has a BF. As anyone would do on here, a spergout followed.



Oh I have no problem with dating someone whos disabled, honestly it'd be mildly preferable as we'd share something in common



Hello NEET



Why do you care about her?


Time for whisky


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The trick to duct tape her wrists and ankles together first, then tell her.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



Hows it in Japan


>keyboard is doing random shit (extra letters, opening tabs and closing programs)

>NONE of the suggestions are working

I'm going to do a big murder.



How about I make a torrent just for you of win7 ultimate with instructions on how to bypass all the activation shit?



Do you have the keyboard layout correct in your settings? That pissed me off once, I think we have US layout and not UK layout I selected.



Can I download it just to download it?



You can do whatever you want neet. I'll seed it for about a week.



I will be waiting then and will do the same.



I think he has Windows 10 though?








Yeahge that was one of them. It chanbz ges constantly so typing 7 into a google+hs searchg gives me 4321 and something like y changes the window size. +at

Fn locks, keytboard drivers, "microsoft text assist" conbz trol manager searcge, nada.

I'm not editing that at all, thge t should give a good indication of this retardation.



>Be straight forward with her please

No, she has a boyfriend and so if I ask her to date me directly she'll tell me that she isn't interested. I will swim deceitfully through the waters of friendship like a shark, waiting for the drop of blood that signals their relationship is struggling, and then I'll strike. I've been a beta orbiter before but I think this is different because I have a plan.



Why do you like her?



She's a cutie and our personalities mesh well




And taken.



Okay I got the problem, Filter Keys is turning itself on after several seconds. So I just need that to die.



It would be nice to see a pure romance in the neet general


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Which is why I'm waiting for their relationship to falter


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Oh I love sloppy seconds too.



>pure romance

Love in exchanged for cash is pure romance to me tbh



That is degenerate, my friend



I try my best, friend



She's never had sex with him (or anyone for that matter) and she's deeply unsatisfied with their relationship, but she feels that no other man would be interested in her.



That's some anime shit


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>She's never had sex with him (or anyone for that matter)



Of course she has but I honestly can't imagine her being sexual in any way




I agree with these posts.






Nevermind, that didn't do shit.

This is incredibly frustrating.


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You're putting her pussy on a pedestal.


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Did you inspire this advice?



He's putting her pussy on a bloody throne tbh



So many competing customers









We all make mistakes.


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I think I found some slavs making a drug deal on geoguessr



yes, I also live close enough to a good amount of Dan's



>tfw the second closest Dans is in a town half an hour away



Where is that



See if you can find the place, make a google account and write a review at the location about how you would buy again.



>tfw closest Dans is a 5 minute drive



Stacy done got you by the balls, nigga. She has you feeding from her trough of lies. Simply because she can. There are many others like you in her life. Poor sheep.



How long for a NEET walk?



Somewhere in Russia, I just had to guess randomly because I can't read their meme language



Let's see what happens before we make a judgment, but if she starts asking for help to escape her abusive boyfriend then this is the case.



Screencap the location



>waiting for her to let down her guard

>your penis strikes from your pants with the speed and ferocity of a cobra

/ausneet/ approved plan



>/ausneet/ approved plan

Jamal will soon be getting into his pants if that's his plan.



This is Australia though, you mean UNNA will



We're okay with gayneets now so if that is his plan who are we to judge?



Rape is Rape

Yes is No

Yes is Anal



Your garden variety abo can barely get into his own pants on a Saturday, let alone anyone elses



I think this plan will involve his potential being expected to new widths



Challenging yourself is an important part of self improvement







It is but how far can his push his limits till prolapse?



Only time will tell



but this is no garden variety abo this is UNNA


I had never experienced the feeling of being satisfyingly full after a meal short of having eaten too much and this new feeling in my stomach is making me anxious.

>tfw finally starting to realize just how fucking fat you are



I'm hoping he'll appear on one of those cam sites as the anal god and that he'll spam the link here



Well this is a good sign


>tfw the goon is already making me sleepy



It really is tbh, I don't think I've ever actually been able to "feel" what my body wants so clearly.

>tfw this entire revelation came to be just because I was getting headaches and decided to drink more water

Forget winning a gf other executives, you should be drinking more water and realizing that living life as the son of a waterbed and a beanbag isn't good.

I'm scared I'll lose this feeling



<The goon coma begins



Does it ever really end?



I'm just glad I ironically don't enjoy eating a lot seeing as I am a chef



Got a good bolognese recipe?


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>Online courses with compulsory residential school components

There's a fucking reason I want to study online you god damn cunts.



I'm just an Apprentice but yeah I know a quick and easy Bolognese that comes out pretty good everytime

I start with 1kg of meat, then I dice up 1 medium onion or two small onions, I add a bit of garlic, get them sauteing

Then once the meat is brown I add Pasta sauce and tinned diced tomatos, then simmer until at the consistancy you want

Remember Salt is very good in order to season properly and spice how ever you want, Paprika would go well as would a sort of Mexican spice mix for making Nachos, and if you're making Nachos or Tacos and the like Kidney Beans I add with the tinned tomatos and pasta sauce same with the spice, also that mexican mix goes well with rice

But the classic Italian style can't be beat on a cold winters day tbh

Also I need to ask mumbot how to make stovies



>Pasta sauce

You don't make your own?



Apprentice with a Scottish family not an Italian one

If you know how to make pasta sauce let me know


This keytboard tomfoolery is putting mvx

e in an extremxlt sour fucking mvx




>extremxlt sour

>>I Do Not Know This Feel



Weird usually I'm the one making very drunk posts like this



>tfw I know his feel



1kg of mince (beef, pork or lamb)

2 onions (bigger the better)

2 red capsicums

2 carrots (grated)

500g of mushrooms

2 cans of tomatoes

1tbsp of tomato paste

3-4tsp of garlic

1-2tsp of chilli paste

3-4tbsp of Italian herbs

1/2L of beef stock

1 jar of olives

250g of diced bacon

3-4 bay leaves

Let that shit simmer until it's not watery.



If I was druwnbz k t+is wourwld be tolerable.

This is unacceptable.



so you have fat fingers


Shit this one sounds so good, might try it



It's been a work in progress over the years of cooking bolognese. It's my autism recipe.



>so you have fat fingers

No this piece of shit is malfunctioning hard and I am frustrated. As I have explained through malfunctioning keys.

So why don't you shut your dumb fucking mouth before trying to be funny.



Well Thanks then, I'm still a beginner and trying to know more shit,

If you know some good recipes that use chicken stock as I'm starting to buy whole chickens


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I'm not trying to be funny I'm just pic related


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I meant pic related



Your mum made stoves?



You ever had haggis?



This is wrong. The sauce is made separately to the cooking of the meat.




How can you be so shit at operating a PC?



Stovies is a dish that's meat and potatoes, many varitions exist but I have fond memories of eating it during winter same with Potatoe Soup and Spag Bol


Anyone else get the Loaded chips at Red Rooster

I really like them tbh


Hey gang, what do you lot think about doing a degree in criminology? I'm the cunt that keeps asking about degrees, I seriously can't make up my mind, sorry.



Did you get them delivered like a champ?


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>chicken loaded chips

>2610 Kj

How's a neet meant to fight off skelly mode on only 2610 Kj a meal?


I have installed 32bit windows. No crashes yet. Updating now.



People are getting worse at technology.

Kids are growing up using ios and android, we grew up Win 9x/2000/XP and the manual input is being decreased. Even us compared to people who grew up with DOS are at a lower level of technological understanding.



looks gross tbh



I was never great at computer stuff but having grown up with dos it was definitely more complicated and required greater skill to get things to work. I remember having to use memmaker to move memory around to get games to work.


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>tfw just had first choccies of the long weekend



I deliberately didn't buy any chocolate or junk food today. For the purposes of the exercise, we'll pretend alcohol is nutritional.



No because isn't delivery like $10 more


Fair enough but it tastes good


no u



If it has good career potential and you are interested in the topic then it could be a good choice



It depends on what you want to do as a career afterwards. If you are interested in the law, you would be better off doing a Law degree. The problem with this field is that is very competitive and hard to get experience. People are willing to do a longish unpaid internship to get references and experience to enter low-paying jobs. If you enjoy it and work your way, I can imagine you can make money, but there seems a lot of barriers to entry before reaching that point.

If you are not certain, you should start off with an Arts degree, as most of the first year classes are pretty easy from what I heard. Then you can find subjects that interest you and focus on them, which may be able to result in a credit in the degree program you transfer to not too far behind the main program it may be two or three subjects. The only problem of going to some specific degrees is specialised knowledge and pathway you must take, which may be harder when you haven't been to university, and it may kill your passion if you are not completely set on the degree. I have this happen a few times where people get caught under the heavy workload, and it kills their passion.

I transfer into a university program through college that taught a lot of useful academic skills with support provided in a small classroom environment. When I did go into my degree I felt more capable and in control, plus I received an equity scholarship for the college to cover all of the costs (almost the cost of the degree) from all the shit that happened during high school. It also meant I received a guaranteed place in university for higher ATAR course at the time when I got the low as GPA. You could probably just get into university through mature age students scheme.





You can't overeat the choccie eggs if you're throwing up all day, smart thinking neet



Just make sure it's a real degree.

There are meme degrees in things like "terrorist studies" these days.


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Stop screaming, I'm open till 9:00 pm mate


Way too many normies out and about today



Law degrees require an Arts degree first (usually studied at the same time), so definitely check out the pathway there.



Can't walk to a Dan's, Dan. You didn't build one near me.



Dans is still open mate



Where are you, I might be able to drive you there



>"terrorist studies" these days.

Apart from dealing with all the cunts who come into the country, a career with Boarder Force doesn't sound to bad. It's a stable job and you have the opportunity to climb the career ladder.



I never understood why you need to be a good painter to study law




If Dan was smart he'd build a big building with a Dans, a Centrelink, a smokemart, KFC, Maccas, etc all under one roof.



It is definitely a dangerous time, 2 more days to go and with the comfort of some nice chocolate we'll all make it through. I've had to delay my fishing trip until Wednesday or Thursday.



oh and a Cash Converters



Honestly do an apprenticeship as a chef tbh






Why would you need a smokemart

Dan sells smokes



Yeah, but you can do that without the degree. Just join BF/AFP.



SA ones don't.


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No, you're going to study robotics, and help develop 3d printable robot girlfriends.




I bet housing would be very affordable there too



I know a Dans that's about 30 meters from a Cenno and Maccas is next to KFC in the same town while being 500m away from dans



Why are SA stores shit

Aldi doesnt sell you goon

Dan doesn't sell you smokes

what is the point



Canberra fag here

If you join the AFP please let me off if you see me speeding



If you want to waste three years wanking/drinking, you could look more qualified. Not all qualifications are a joke, having a Arts degree may help him when he wants to climb the career ladder. I know someone who does a lot of manual work and is going back to study a tafe course just to be able to be qualified to do a management position, even though he has worked for the council the majority of his working life? The course itself has nothing to do management but rather more specific details of the field he is currently working in.



LOL I forgot the AFP dunces get relegated to speed camera duty in CBR



Shortlisted area for our future NEET commune?



Don't get me wrong, I wasn't shitting on Arts degrees. I was shitting on some of the new made up ones you can do now.

I know the value of a degree and have two.



I couldn't accept an offer like that, but thank you.

Brother's going up to town tonight for a friends birthday so I asked him to ask his mate to pick me up something on the way here and I'll give him $10 for a drink in town



Unless the zone suddenly changes and does so several times is that hard to stay under the speed limit? I don't typically don't get there any faster where there is traffic. In NSW, speeding fines in last 5 years also effect your green slip and insurance as you have an increased your risk?


>I was shitting on some of the new made up ones you can do now.

<Art degree (very light)



AFP are the cops in the ACT

I know they're the federal police but I just see them as the ACT police like the NSW police is the NSW police

That said the AFP were really on it yesterday, the roads were crawling with cips



I don't like being on roads that much unless it's a good one so I go a bit faster, like 90 in an 80, I know where the speed cameras are, and watch for cops so I don't get caught




Cunts in Police Suits?



Whatever you do, make sure you keep working casual and part-time jobs as your studying for work experience, references, etc. Another thing to bear in mind is the job prospects of your degree. Almost all degrees can be used for jobs that require any degree (like graduate entry government jobs) but some don't deliver more than that. It's not the worst thing in the world to work for a few years to decide what you want to study and sit on your ATAR score. If you want to do something a bit above your ATAR score than I think even a short TAFE degree can give you the grades necessary for graduate entry (double check on that yourself). Just from my own experience, science degrees are almost worthless unless you wanted to go onto post-graduate research but that's not a guarantee because of how competitive research funding is. Even though a Bachelor of Arts has the perception as a "basic degree" that leads nowhere, a lot of graduate job programs aren't specific on their degree requirement so don't think that's not an option. In my opinion, it's probably the best option for general post-graduate employment.


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"as your"="as you're"

I hate seeing this so much that I had to correct myself. I have become what I hate.




I thought you have 2 years to use your atar

or is it 5 years



naughty naughty neet


I was forced to sign into an accounting course at uni "Just in case you wanted to do it" but never did

Life unironically has turned out fine so far



They can't fine me for doing 99 in a 90 r-right?



9 is only one digit away form 0 so it's basically not even speeding


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Does anyone else like mangroves? I find them quite comfy



The ones here with a boardwalk around them are alright.



Not really, they're kinda stinky.


Hey cumguzzlers



I'm not finding anything solid from a quick google search. This might be something you need to email a university to find out.



hey doll bludgeon



Hello cum man, how have you been?



Been running low on cum, I must replenish my supplies



Where do you get cum from?


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I can help with these feelings.



Reasonably bantered



Mr Murphy's nootropics, makes our englishes gooder.


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What do you think live in Aussie land will be like during the next financial crash?

We never really went through one in 2008/2009 and this time we'll have the 2nd highest debt levels in the world combined with it being unlikely that we'll have a natural resources boom to get us through it.

One mischievous idea I had was during it making a ton of posts on Gumtree etc. for cheap properties/rent so even more boomers and chinkys sell out at bargain prices.



Lots of people are going to loose their homes.



Oh well



A lot of boomers will boom when the share market crashes them down to Cenno.



Yeah that's how I pretty much feel about it too, all these people who have taken out mortgages, and in some cases two or more mortgages just out of pure greed and profits are going to be ruined.



already booming pretty hard from Labor's plans to take away their precious franking credits

fuck them all, I can't even bear to hear any old person in this country complaining about how hard they have it


>tfw severely depressed



cheer up m8, had any chocolate eggs yet? only 2 more days of normies around then everything will be comfy again


>tfw severely impressed


>tfw scantly dressed



The great cum Lord, if he favours you your prostate will be plentiful in white gold



That's a good idea, then we will buy them up with our goon money



hey nigscummer


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Thought there was only 36 posts for a whole day of NEETery, didn't realise thread was over.

>334 posts

That's more like it.

Works over for today, it was hard doing it by myself but I ended up doing it in 15 mins quicker than he jobs are quoted for. (If you don't count the 4 hours behind schedule when I started.)



Good to hear you made it through, not too many ragie normies out there making things difficult I hope.



You shouldn't at all, they took a risk and speculated. Those who have mortgages should have reasonably stable careers or be paying back small to modest amounts. I feel that CUBs have caused this and created a whole toxic culture that everything is too fucking expensive.

I was at an auction with a family member who wanted to buy lot of land that wasn't built upon after someone died with the rest of the family wanting to sell it.A family member bid and increased their bid with the desire to pay the higher price. At the end, they lost and the woman turns around and says I wish I didn't have to pay that much but my mum really likes the area. The land has remained vacant for six months as they don't have the money to build after overspending. The family member was willing to build a cheaper house on the property when it went beyond their original expectations. But still the woman just a rude bitch.


>fuck them all, I can't even bear to hear any old person in this country complaining about how hard they have it

It's pretty much class warfare that probably wont be around when we get older to the current level. Australia has been a rich country to live in and I don't always by the narrative that people cannot afford their retirement. I can imagine their is a group of low income earning people that do need support. But there seems to a lot of extra fat the government refuses to cut in the budget for older Australians because they will lose votes. Both sides of politics are equally as bad as each other in this issue.



>tfw severely impressed at your dedication

you even did it once when it wasn't me and its making me more impressed



It's making me depressed


>tfw inspired


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Don't forget to set your clocks and pepe watches an hour backwards after midnight NEETs.



Because a tiny amount of LSD has a huge effect.

700ug is a pretty heavy dose.


I don't think he was impersonating, although he should've said that it wasn't Cheesy when NEETo called him that.



I was inside the businesses for most of it and by the time I finished the first job (that took about 3 hours) I was in a wagetrance.



That you for the reminder.,






How boomers can skimp the asset test buy pooling all their assets into their $2.5M owner-occupier house and yet still claim the pension is a great rort, as are the franking credits they profit off in their self-managed super funds.

I have no issues with rich boomers looking out for their interests, it just disgusts me when they are always whinging about young people and the unemployed when pension and aged care spending is by far the biggest in addition to the sheer unsustainablility of the policies that the older demographic wants to support. It's not even like a lot will just pass the wealth down, the 50-70 age demographic is beyond selfish and will just suck as much up as they possible can to blow on worthless shit.

What I find most concerning is that because the boomer grey vote is so big, they as you correctly pointed out, can't be ignored by either party. All politicians will bend at the knee to satisfy their every whim no matter how expensive or socially/economically destructive.



Once over a year ago.


I'm a big stinky cunt


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>Because a tiny amount of LSD has a huge effect.

I just drank 2,000 Cubic Centimeters of water today. Sometimes I can go up to 3,000 Cubic Centimeters of water when I am really thirsty.

the big numbers make it look smart why didn't he use the same units of measurement that would have clearly articulate his point of how much you needed to take to overdose?


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that's my fetish


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Are you retarded or baiting, NEET?


Anyone tried the new wagyu burger at maccas?



>Are you retarded or baiting, NEET?

Are you …baiting, NEET?



I was just about to ask you


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I stole your toad.

You mat take one. I repeat one (1) in exchange.



I am a master baiter and I will not fall for his sloppy baiting technique.



I wish I had a gf



Guess I'm retarded.



Welcome back mate. I missed you.



Worthy of trips. Good recipe.



Thank you for the return greeting. You know I appreciate it.


A bottle of Johnnie Walker, a fleshlight and a tube of glow-in-the-dark lube. Who else is throwing a NEET-Party tonight?



I can't believe he wasted precious internet time showering.


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All partied out here. Ate a bunch of chocolate eggs, plus chips with cheese and gravy.



Does the lube make your dick into a glowstick>



You know that you are valued here.



I was retarded because I was wrong. It took me a couple of minutes to realise my mistake was from misinterpreting my original post across several posts. Please just tell me I made a mistake next time, I didn't realise I made one.



Turns your 4 incher into a light sabre.



I also want to know this question as to why it has to be glow in the dark.



Are you executive sized?



I have spent another day wrestling with the PC. I currently have the 32 bit version of windows 10 home installed. It is working fine, no errors, but it is not a long term solution since my PC really needs the 64 bit version to work at its best.

I think when that Linux mint DVD gets here, if it installs and works then windows can fuck off. I will become a Linux fag for good.



How much ram do you have?



You know you are beloved here.



16gb. 32bit windows is only using 4.



4 inches is average, r-right?



Yes, don't be ashamed of your 4 incher.



I do know that, and it has enriched my existence.



I think you mean "glorious, towerlike, above the worldwide average 4.2 incher"


>tfw not off to prison for a few years



>4.2 incher



What did you do?



I was just wondering if just had over 4gb because I think you need a bit more than ram than previous versions. That wasn't the case though. Have you checked that all the ram is secured? Some old motherboards are a bitch in getting it in just right.


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I transferred some of my reaction images from my PC to my phone. I will never be caught naked again.


Treacle and caramel on a honeycomb base infused with a smokey molasses with undertones of butterscotch

Almost sickly sweet.


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8 inches






That does sound a bit sickly, but I'm not too keen on sweet things anyway.



I opened up the case today and cleaned out all the dust and checked that all cables and cards were firmly seated. I saw nothing obviously wrong with anything.



Another memerymaster pointed out that smug rusty has numerous pepe aesthetics.

I'm unsure as to which folder to put him in now.


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Are the CPU and graphics running at reasonable temps?



The only thing out o the ordinary was fish for Good Friday. This fragrance is a limited offer.



We are going to have to classify him as a Pepe, otherwise our catalogue will be ruined by having a non Pepe OP image.



>I'm unsure as to which folder to put him in now.

Sometimes in life no decision is truly correct, you must trust your judgement and pick what feels right.


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Ctrl+alt+delete make computer go faster, I do it when playing game and game go slow and it make it go faster



Those hands make it very iffy but yes, I will do it, for the gen.




I don't know. I have never paid attention to that.



He is a hybrid pepe/groyper, truly a rare evolution in memeology, he deserves his own folder.



Do you work at JB Hi-Fi?



I have two folders for random (un-folder-making-worthy memes) and one for random pepery and kek related memery.

He would normally go in the first but he was already in the easter one.

Life is full of hard decisions.



I typically delete system32. Now I get big performance.


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Good man. I know how much it will cost you.



This may be the only way.



Harvey Noomans



You can get some free applications that do it. It might be something to look into.


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R u hacker?



*Harvey Normie


Some big brain posts tonight



Yes, one time I hacked the entire internet.


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He is truly the odd one out.


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>4 inches

You could be a porn star in Korea.



Sometimes the thermal paste can dry up and become a thermal insulator instead of conductor. Your CPU/GPU could be hitting emergency shut-down temps, but I guess it would have done it by now again if that was the case.


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I took one screengrab, is that alright

… >:-)

When she sends me a text I feel like I've been given a shot of adrenaline for a second or two



Vile thief!



>tfw Hans cucks us all



Download HWinfo64



*Harvest Normies



Also this just reminded me of peltier cells and how they're black fucking magic


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Didn't you see the guy at the tip?


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*Hiya Newman



*Hardly Normal


forgotten how comfy it was having an evening coffee.



evening coffee is super comfy, although it can make getting to sleep a bit tough.


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Or an evening goon





Still waiting to here what this criminalNEET did.


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Anyone else have a numale phase?






No. This is faggotry.



lol, nah.



I might have a evening cup of tea, I'm falling asleep.



The more I look at it, the weirder it gets. Did he draw it about himself? Why is there a bear? Doesn't everyone have arm hair?


I don't want to die while my mums alive



Have an evening cup of goon



Have a wank



Are you going to die while your mum's alive?



Not after what happened two days ago



May be the bear lives in his anus?



have a crank


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The Lord didn't give you that baby, by no hundred thousand miles

He just think you need some sunshine and he lent it for a while

And he let you keep and love him 'til your hearts were bigger grown

And these silver tears you're shedding now, are just interest on the loan



have a spank



Have a peppermint tea



Have a danca rub



depends on what school you go to



Have a rape



Have a STD




Have a victim impact statement



Choose life.



fucking faggot couldn't even spell power cords right



The more you study it, the angrier it's going to make you. Please stop.




That one wasn't me. I have accepted that he is the alter ego and the bear dew the picture.




"Meet the artist" was a some running "drawing meme" in deviantart and twitter artist circles.

And every single last person who did one was inevitably a giant fucking faggot.



He wanted to tap into his potential



Does deviantart store all that shit?

I used to write edgy poetry and chat to punk chicks.


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Have a STI



>I used to write edgy poetry and chat to punk chicks.

That's just playing the game who gives a fuck if it stored it?



Well bantered and nice digits.


lol it's still there.



Post it here for us to review



>Does deviantart store all that shit?

Only if you uploaded to there, but even then it lets you delete shit pretty easily. It's not Facebook.



Here's one from 2006

you think i was bad?you should see me now

i am a sinner but i wont repent,i dont know how

The devil the way, he guides me through the dark

He owns me; on my soul he’s left a mark

To protect me from death to keep my life

And kill the holy ones with the knife

For my deeds Satan will thank me

He will let me live, he will let me free

Oh God don’t humor me

Oh God just let me be

Oh God don’t judge me

Don’t judge me

For how I got this way

Oh God I can see

Oh God you won’t let me free

So God don’t judge me

Don’t judge me

For how I got this way

What’s this thought can I break through?

Lucifer’s trap to get to you

The deal is off I want out

I now know what darkness is about

He’s been taken advantage of me

But its ok cause now I can see

ive just opened my eyes

in time before my demise

oh God dont humor me

oh God just let me be

oh God dont judge me

dont judge me

for how i got this way

oh God i can see

oh God you wont let me free

so God dont judge me

dont judge me

for how i got this way

you think im bad you should’ve seen me before

pre-conversion, the hate my heart bore

ive changed my ways i know my faults

all my indiscretions are out of the vaults

no more trouble and no more strife

because of You i now love my life

my slate is now clean-judge me



Alright that's not playing the game, that's being a MySpace goth. I hope DA doesn't archive similarly to Facebook.



I'm having some Twinings australian afternoon



Not too bad. Did you pull any fat chicks with it?



I was a spunky little emo faggot, they weren't fat. but no



Is it of a stronger strength or does it just have a different flavour? I'm not much of a tea drinker.



I could have made you a bit spunkier


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Goodnight NEETs i hope you guys post more poems.


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>a MySpace goth

That's sort of it I guess.

Reading that "chorus" bit makes me think I had this in my head



Good night NEET.



It isn't what I would call strong, but it has a stronger flavor than a light tea like a Earl Grey. The Irish breakfast one they make is nice too.



Earl Grey is awful.



My only experience with twinning is their English breakfeast ones mummybot gets. It's smooth and has a bit of caffeine hit, especially since they are now extra strength ones.



>That's sort of it I guess.

We might have said it differently but in the end we both agree that poem is just edgy song lyrics. You could have made millions of some shit like that



I made lots of that shit and am now embarrassed by it all.

It was a phase I went through.



Did you go through any wank/goon phases?



Nothing wrong with going through phases m8. If anything the fact that you went through a phase means you're more normal than the people who didn't.


Fuck I burned some shit while drunk and set my carpet mon fir

it's ALL GOOd now though



Did you become a fire truck and put it out yourself?



English breakfast is a good one too. I never really notice the caffeine in tea, it is still effective but not really noticeable like a 'hit' from a coffee is. I think that is why I prefer tea (in addition to it tasting better).


It is nice sometimes



Here's another one

now days that would be called fukkin roastiesREEE, that wasn't a term back then.

Those feelings I won’t feel no more

If I get up and walk through that door

Ill be gone ill be out of your hair

For now no more feelings I can’t bear

They come when a woman is in range

It isn’t pain it’s an element of strange

Im away from the girls

Im away from them all

Cause they are not needed

Cause they will lead to my fall

They’re the end of the world

They’re the end of our nation

That’s why I live by my self

In complete emancipation

Estrogen is not my friend

Hormones raging I can’t understand

Why women are needed for me to be a man

Im finally all I wanted to be

But now I open my eyes and I can see

What’s in my pants want a life as well

Even though it will be my personal hell

Unaware of the need to populate

Ide rather just masturbate

That way no need to exchange

Fluids that need to be rearranged

So a life is created entwine

Why make life, I already have mine



Yeah that one wouldn't have pulled in as much chicks.



Great stuff. Really captured the teen emo zeitgeist.




last one that looks like there was something in it then I will stop

remember when we started

it seems so long ago

we said we'd always be together

and the love we had would never go

but now im filled with dissapointment

the loves gone or cant you see

the promise is broken and

whatever left is just a fantasy

your not my life anymore

our hopes have hit the floor

the tears are fake and i can bear

the crying, in fact i dont care

loves mistique is in the open

the romantic are not copin'

you sit and whisper "its not fair"

but its you fault that i dont care

things wouldnt have changed

if you had just been honest

wish you did your half and

i wouldve done what i promised

if you push too far and hard

im sure ill use agression

to state my point rather

than listen to your fake depression

your not my life anymore

our hopes have hit the floor

the tears are fake and i can bear

the crying, in fact i dont care

loves mistique is in the open

the romantic are not copin'

you sit and whisper "its not fair"

but its you fault that i dont care

look at me when i speak

the ground aint talkin to you

though it might aswell be

after all weve been through

thers nothing between us

our lives are full of contamination

from crimes against love and lust

its a mix up between love and infatuation

your not my life anymore

our hopes have hit the floor

the tears are fake and i can bear

the crying, in fact i dont care

loves mistique is in the open

the romantic are not copin'

you sit and whisper "its not fair"

but its you fault that i dont care



>Estrogen is not my friend

Very wise words.



You need to record that one as a song.


Out of curiosity will many NEETs be having productive wanks after reading this poetry? EroticStoryNEET I am looking at you.



tbh m8 the fact that I even called them "MySpace goth" should indicative of the fact that it's only relevant within a small frame of time. This is unironically something you shouldn't feel ashamed of in any regard and I just want you to know that.

Also thank you for sharing NEET.



Funny enough I did


does anybody else sometimes shit in the kitchen bin to save on water



Years later I wrote actual songs. When I quit pot I put all the books and shit I wrote in a folder and then in a bag then in a box then in the shed and put shit on top of it.

That was just another phase.



I-I wish



Did you make the fire truck noise as you are approaching the fire and let out a mighty groan while putting it out?



Maybe, but I was 15 I think. I doubt I understood what I was writing.


Cheers, I was expecting more of you to laugh at it. That's what i did.




c-cholera doesn't exist in Australia any-



they come out so quickly if you squat just right



One day you will realise that all these phases were actually your life.



>your life.

Just another phase.



Just another phase.


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I am off to bed neets. Last night I finished the first of the detective stories set in ancient Rome. Tonight I will start book number two in the series. The first one was pretty good. Not literature, but an okay way to relax before bed.

Good night.



I am sorry but your post suited well as a response.


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Good night



And? How can you get mad that you've spent time in phases?

They're more or less just stepping stones for the person you ultimately become and breed individuality. These "phases" leave permanent imprints on the person you eventually become.

Sorry not everyone went from birth to being "normal" with no issues like the parasitic worm you expect people to be.



Sweet dreams beloved NEET, sleep well.



Doland manga is real?



shit and beans




There was no need to sperg out mate.



They're the only two that I have but if there are more I would greatly appreciate if you or any other NEET posted them.



It's just a phase he is going through.



I get mad when others question things I've never experienced


Why would anyone care about death?



To conquer def you only have to die

– jeebus chirst superstart



I think the point was that there is no "person you ultimately become". It was you all along. Or that life is just a series of phases. There is no destination.

John Lennon sang "life is what happens while you're busy making other plans."


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What you drinking?


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Goon is just a phase.



Thank you valued neet. I will try to dream of cheese. Ask me tomorrow if I succeeded.


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Beware of that pesky rat.


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I don't like any songs from Jesus Christ Superstar but I am thinking about that song I like from Joseph and the amazing technicolor Dreamcoat now.




One of the good things about JC Superstar is it didn't shy away from jewish deicide.



Have you been drinking?



Always. Why?


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I like this song about Christ.

Especially these lyrics.

Eggheads cussing rednecks cussing

Hippies for their hair

Others laugh at straights who laugh at

Freaks who laugh at squares

Some folks hate the Whites

Who hate the Blacks who hate the Klan

Most of us hate anything that

We don't understand



You ain't gonna tell this Seth Efrikan what you drinking?



I'll tell you what I'm drinking (Scotch), but it wasn't a Seth Efrikan who asked the original question.



I'm enjoying a bottle of JW Black Label while I still own this farm.



You real Boer, or just LARPing?


big poo


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More Jesus music.

This changes to 3/4 in the middle then back to 4/4



>This changes to 3/4 in the middle then back to 4/4

biggly musical nignogs



Do you really believe a white South African farmer would end up here?



No, unfortunately.



Guess my LARP'ing session is over then. Damn NordVPN abuser's spamming 8ch with cp and taking the good servers.



just rent a Linode or something and spin up your own VPN or Tor exit node


>tfw joyous


There's a back cat sitting in the backyard. It hasn't moved in the whole time I've noticed it.

I'm starting to question whether it is real.



good to hear NEET



throw a rock at it



Have you tried asking it?




I tapped on the window and I think it moved it's head. I'm not sure though. It hasn't moved from where it's sitting though.



It was most likely sent by ASIO



Happy Easter m8



You too mate, don't let those focken prawns get to you



I'm getting some funny vibes from it. It looks quite ominous in the moonlight with its back turned to me.



you need to cut it open



Cats in general don't move much. Sometimes mine stays in the same spot all day

They truly are the neets of the animal kingdom



Isn't that true only if they've been de-sexed?



if they're mousing they'll happily sit there for hours



It hasn't moved an inch, maybe that's what it's up to.


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Will do buddy



No idea

I got mine desexed so she didn't become a communal bicycle for all the chad cats


I was getting eeby jeebies when I went to the toilet thinking about that cat. Thinking it was about to pop up in the toilet with me.. because it's a magic cat.

I wonder if there's a function for that trait that a lot of us have, like fear of the boogeyman.



Dunno. I 'clear' the house when I arrive home at night. Would look fucking nuts to an observer, but I'll not get caught off guard.


Lads how much do you think rejection has fucked you up?

>three/four years ago

>start talking to a girl

>even back then have described in graphic detail why you shouldn't date obese people

>literally have her begging to PAY for MY PLANE TICKET

>send her a photo of myself

>she literally deleted/blocked me on the spot



I sometimes do that too. Look behind doors and shit in case someone/thing is there.

We weren't taught that shit, there must be a use for it, or used to be a use for it.



My problem was I never got outright rejected.

I'd get a seemingly enthusiastic response, followed by her flaking on me, or ghosting me. I'd have much rather been told to fuck off and die than go through that bullshit.



Not being rejected has messed me up more. I've only felt rejection a couple times and I've put that down to situation.. not me in particular.



Yeah. I also won't wear headphones at home when I'm alone for fear of missing certain sounds.


>Black cat

>Full moon


I hope this is a benevolent totem animal.



If you are grotesque in appearance you need to have your photo out there right from the start. That way you will only attract people you know appreciate your appearance. they do exist.



All cats have aspergers. I was given a book called that once, by a girl. She thought it was cute/funny haha, but she was basically saying you're a freak.



It was probably nothing more than a rumour but I once heard that de-sexed cats/dogs are a lot less active than the sexy ones, as if they'd been forced onto anti-depressants.



An hour or two ago a couple of rowdy people walked past. Now I have all the lights off, f.lux on and brightness all the way down and took a painkiller.

I hate paranoia but I'd hate getting caught unaware more.



Can't deny quads, but my cat has had his nuts off, and he still wants to go outside at 4am and do stupid shit.



I am picturing you as Tacklebury from police academy.



I'm not really up on that franchise, despite being an old cunt. Odd thing is, I'd be one of the most heavily armed cunts in the neighbourhood.


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>tfw spent the last hour travelling around regional and rural Australia on google maps, looking at all the little comfy towns and parks

we live in a uniquely beautiful country m8s



Was she comparing you to the cat?



Unfortunately people in small towns are probably more intrusive than in cities.



It was a polite gift saying "you have a disability!"


Some one post a good Tacklebury YouTube for us please. I am phone posting and YouTube is too hard.

I used to love the police academy Movies when I was in primary school.


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Intoxication rising



There are no coincidences with government acronyms and these sort of similarities.



It makes me feel good that there are other people who can see how great this place is.

When I got home I talked to a neighbour for a bit about that sort of stuff. He was telling me about how (like 50 years ago) he found an old afghan mail route and there was an unopened bottle of oil. He sold it for 85 pound and that was enough to buy a Vauxal. He said it was from up north somewhere and ended near Morgan (that's on the river in SA)



Well that proves what I always thought to be true, wrong. None of us need nuts now that I think about it.



The town I came from, the joke was that everyone knows the colour of your shit before you do.

I used to hate the gossiping but that's part of what makes a community.. kind of.



Always listening.

Always watching.


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Sure thing. I mean what is an owl apart from an animal that is known for its keen eyesight, that is to say its knowing of all that is happening, missing no minor detail and watching you when you least expect it (ie when you're asleep).


The actor who played tackleberry died a few years ago I think. Pretty sad.


So when I wake up and my clock says 8am it will actually be 7am yes?



>old afghan mail route and there was an unopened bottle of oil

I've got no idea what this means/the significance of it sorry



It's messed me up a bit. Not in a romantic sense, but in a friendship sense.



Yep, goes back one hour



Please don't tamper with our balls mate



I think most digital devices will auto-reset themselves.



The afghan cameleers brought the camels to Australia and used to be like the posties but they delivered food and other stuff to stations and towns. They came in the mid 1800's. They were also with Burke and Wills.



Interesting, I always knew we had camels up north in N.T. but never figured they ever would have existed down south.



There aren't any wild down south but I didn't know that the afghans came this far south with the mail run.


Now that I'm thinking about that, they probably stocked up from the river as a lot of the freight was transported by paddle steamers.

That might be wrong but that makes sense in my head.


Unrelated but I just thought of it.

If you go down port rd (maybe old port road) theres a man made river in between the lanes.

They used to put the freight from outer harbour on floating pallets and have a horse or a bullock on either side and float the freight into the city.

(This is all in Adelaide)

I like little buts of info like that.


>voice shitposting on 4chan

>catch some guy in the mic tearing it up




Why even do it?



>I'm Australian, unfortunately


There's a lot worse off that you/he could be.



Why did you feel the need to speak about our country so negatively?

You just embarrassed yourself.


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I'm off to bed. The cat moved to a different spot, I kind of like it now.

Good night friends.




tbh I'm not sure how negatively effected I've been by other Australian people online, but you're the only people I'd be glad to say are the same as me, not necessarily (despite saying so) because Australian, but because almost every other Australian I've met online is an absolute fucking tosspot.



Good night, don't let the ghost cats bite


who /realneethours/ here


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And constantly swooping down from the night sky to snatch away rodents to eat.



Also I had forgotten to mention that the guy I was responding to had spotted me as Australian off the previous post.


>tfw your younger brother is up at the nightclubs with your old oneitis



You're getting your genetics inside her mate, call that a win



Me but the sleep deprivation is making me tired.


This angers me.



Put your weary head on your soft pillow neeto



I might do that actually, it was bound to happen eventually. You guys are good cunts, see you on the other side.



See you tomorrow, mate.


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he just wont fucking stop im about to go nuclear





My bumhole is itchy again


Good morning NEETs.



Hey, genius. What domesticable animals and plants are there in Australia?

For civilisation you need at a minimum one domesticable grain, one domesticable food animal and one domesticable transport animal. Australia has none of these.



Morning cumguzzler



I domesticated an Emu as a sex slave, you can seel those for $$$



Morning neet. You really should stop waking up so early.



The early NEET gets the Goon.


hello what do we do on this board



NEET things.



that's unremarkable and boring 99% of the time



I am sorry I was not able to entertain you.


What's for breakfast NEETs? I've got hot cross buns with ham and cheese.



Coffee and a ciggy



Dog shit



Breakfast of champions m8


Are you an abo?



Indian my brother, pls give me pic of sister


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wew lad and during easter



What is this?



what people were searching for


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Repulsive =



How do you check that?




Are you aware of other crazy porn people look up



"crazy porn" is mostly bestiality and some occasional pedo. Generally porn searches are just plain old normal porn, camgirls and sometimes hentai


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Morning NEETs. You've been searching for some funny things lately~



It was research



Good morning Bhutanese cartoon girl enthusiast.


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Such is the life of the ASIO Owls.


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Good morning lovely NEETs, did you sleep well?

And to that exceptional NEET, Did you dream of cheese?



Australia has all of these.

Also "transport animal" isn't required anymore.


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This is deep.


Any of you NEETs play this game in primary school?




It's all about confidence brah.


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>333 minke whales harpooned during a trip into the Antarctic Ocean.

>for science.

I'd eat whale, especially if it was for science.





I'm eating a whale burger right now.


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Let them at it


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Bit jealous tbh


huh, I guess that's why they are after that one now rather than the humpbacks. In that article it said that greenpeace or whoever didn't even try to stop them this year.


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It may taste ok but it isn't a very appealing looking meat imo.



Seems it is very fatty and generally unpleasant



like some mummybots


Good morning neets

I dreamed that I was surfing and met a qt while waiting for thr next wave, she really appreciated my positive outlook on life. Lol.



If Australia has these things why don't you name them? And transport/labour animals aren't necessary since when? The mass production of the internal combustion engine?


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I was looking up other strange foods from around the world and came across this. Seems pretty simple, it's just a fried egg but the 'apple seed water' might make it alright.

I think it would be better if it was a slightly runny egg rather than hard boiled.



Beef, lamb and wheat.

Sine we have vehicles we don't need transport animals.


Are we arguing about aboriginals?



Mate the new version of aboriginals run too inefficiently on methylated spirits


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And then you woke up….


I always figured the most important thing in a civilisation starter kit was a big fucking river. That's how the Egyptians, Mesopotamians, Indians and Chinese all got started. Not sure if the Murray river is really big enough.



My city is built on a river that goes all the way to Africa


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I barricaded my door and now my dad is using an axe to try and break into my room, I can tell he's drunk and naked and he's yelling that he's going to really tap my potential this time



We made ours, the Snowy River Project was us conquering nature. We need to take on the Bradfield irrigation scheme. Big de-sal plants pumping water into the basin and vegetate the interior.



I doubt there'd be much potential left.




Is this a regular thing?


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I barricaded my door and now Dan Murphy is using an axe to try and break into my room, I can tell he's drunk and got goon and he's yelling that he's going to really funnel some goon into me this time!



Fucking Dan Murphy



This is obviously punishment for shopping at BWS.



I woke up and remembered that I'm meeting up with a girl today who has a boyfriend. I sat up in bed and saw my face in the mirror, the reason I'm romantically alone.

Also, do you realize that's a photo of the propaganda minister for the skelly empire prior to joining the skelly liberation front? At the time, the economy was in the dumps and he was totally lacking in direction. His diary from around this time was recovered after a cluster explosive destroyed his childhood home in the executive bombing campaign of 2016 and there's a really deep passage from the 26th of May 2004 which I've translated from his native Skeli and reproduced below:

>I'm so despondent about everything. Everything I try goes totally wrong. There's no escape from this hole here. I feel drained. So far, I still haven't found a real purpose in life. Sometimes, I'm afraid to get out of bed in the morning. There's nothing to get up for.



Good morning NEET. Alas I did not dream of cheese. I do not remember having any dreams at all. Thank you for remembering to ask, it was a pleasant surprise.


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I have been watching videos about cheese, although I don't think this is right to watch if you just got up.

Sardinians have some funny food.


I have just installed Linux Mint. That DVD I bought hasn't arrived, but since I had access to the internet again with 32bit Windows I figured there was no point waiting and so I downloaded Linux Mint and put it on an old USB and have installed it.

Things seem to be going well. There were some driver issues with my graphics card and CPU but I think they are resolved. I am not 100% sure.

I am still in the state of disorientation that comes with a new and unfamiliar computing environment. Everything is just that little bit different.



I've been thinking of doing that for a long time but I dont want to mess up my laptop. I want to get a new one, or an actual PC, and when I do I might try it out on my laptop.



Even though I am not sure that Linux is strictly better than Windows, there is something satisfying to the spirit about it. About taking part in something made by people working for free rather than motivated by profit and all the associated bullshit that goes along with Windows.


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The Dishwasher: Vampire Smile is an XBLA relic that has you playing as a cyborg ninja undead vampire resurrected after their mission to kill their samurai dishwashing vampire stepbrother goes awry and they are branded a terrorist, fleeing to the Moon as the Earth is engulfed in flames.

Yeah, that's all real. It's the best kind of B-Movie, the one that goes so ridiculous and edgy that it ends up having a real sense of fun and personality.

The combat is also decent, very dash and bash where you're playing a berserker against agile enemies who bite back.



you can usually just run it off a usb drive if you want



Yummo, I've got coffee and a never-ending desire for female affection.





What can you do differently that makes it practical? You can still use Windows by pirating it and stripping everything out of it that's cancer so you don't give anything to Microsoft.



It feels entrepreneurial, more wild west Internet days than the hyper controlled environment of today. I feel what you mean.

No law that says you can't have both installed.



>No law that says you can't have both installed

This is true, but there is the matter of being a Brainlet that has never been able to accomplish a dual-OS install on his shitty laptop.



>a dual-OS install on his shitty laptop.

You're not achieving your full meme value if you don't have both partitions encrypted on boot-up with a fail safe password.



Instead of dual booting, just run your second OS in a VM.


Linux has crashed on me twice now NEETs. It looks like I probably have a hardware problem. I guess I am going to have to take the PC into a shop when I have some money in ten days time. What a bummer. I may as well go back to Windows now.



If it is an overheating issue thermal paste should not cost more $5 with postage and you will gain some useful experience. If it is this issue they will charge for meme thermal paste plus labor.



Are all your fans spinning freely?



What does /var/log/messages or /var/log/syslog say before the crash?



Good question, but I think he has cleaned everything out or at least inspected it when I asked him about the ram. A slow fan or a fan that's jamming up should become progressively louder.



OK, well trolled!

For a moment there, I thought you actually believed that there were sheep, cattle and wheat in Australia before 1788. Wew.



Kangaroos count as a domesticable meat animal. This 1grain 1meat 1transport meme might have applied in the 18th century but it has no application to the modern world.



I just saw the start of the argument, I see what you're saying. I think the limiting factor in abo civilization would've been a minimum IQ to organize people into ordered societies but on the other hand there might have been environmental pressures to become more intelligent in europe and asia and the ME after all the ingredients for civilization were there to be exploited by someone smart enough. I'd like to hear more about this theory, sounds interesting.



And have windows still on the computer?



I wasn't trolling, you didn't say before 1788.


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>both parents are alive and fit and healthy

>I have multiple younger siblings who are also fit and healthy

I've failed at GF2018 and I can't even ethically indulge in SUI2018. I'll be lucky to get a shot at a guilt-free SUI2050 at this rate.



nurgle's still up for grabs.



the plague lord warhammer thing?


>Lightly toasted TipTop damper bun

>Shredded Woolies BBQ chicken breast

>Salt and pepper

>Gravox chicken gravy

*kissy fingers*



Set yourself a smaller goal if you cannot achieve GF2018. My personal goals are just to improve myself slightly to be a better position than last year. Even if set a goal of losing 10kg, you can reflect at the end of the year you have lost weight. My goals have previously been more confident in myself in public, complete my university degree and now building up some muscle to feel more confident in myself even if it's not sustainable. Very easy to achieve and you never feel down about yourself but it is an outcome to focus on throughout the year.


Back at the executive gym



I am running low on wank material, please consider my needs when taking a selfie



My actual goal is a gf, though. I haven't really thought about doing this sort of thing - what do you think should be a first step towards getting a woman interested in me? Becoming more generally sociable by the end of the year so I can actually meet one?



>executive gym

Is that a nickname for KFC's new all-you-can-eat buffet?



My goal of improving myself is a goal of making myself more confident. I do not have as much experience in this area but I am guessing that this is a good starting point. Improving your looks even if it's minor and confidence should be a good first step.



Do they have this now?


Has all the chocy reduced the depressed feelings today?



Start by digging a well in your basement. I still think kidnapping is the most effective way for a neet to meet girls.



If you have the confidence for all that planning and interaction, go for it!


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So all this talk about the origin of civilisations has made me think once more about religions. How the fuck do they get started? Were they created by aliens visiting our ancestors, or are they just mind control scams created by jews?


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We would know, he is just being an evil temptress.



Animalism imo, like me looking at the black cat last night.




That word doesn't mean what I thought it did.



That's more to the point of what I meant.



Arent they just a product of the human need to explain?



I think religion is as a way of externalising feels, as the drought is that killed all the farmer's crops (bad event) described as the cause of evil can make more sense to people who do not understand an event or have the power to prevent to it. This categorisation of events makes them more logical when the reason behind an event can be defined, and it provides a pathway that adopting more faithful views may prevent this from happening in the future. There is nothing wrong with this given that there are many things we do not know, but not being open to new possibilities of knowledge is ignorance. Even then I disagree with my view, as change is scary and not always accepted but your life will be limited if you are not willing to accept change. It has its purpose in our society. It seems to very much related to this NEETs point




People keep saying "Hur-dur, aborigines so dumb they couldn't into civilisation after 40,000 years", but they don't realise that it's impossible to move beyond the hunter-gatherer stage without a reliable food surplus.

The only way to get a reliable food surplus for large, stationary populations is with grain. Asia had rice, the Americas had corn, the Middle East and Europe had wheat, oats, etc. Australia had no grain, therefore no cities.



The fact remains abbos are dumb as shit.



I bet typing that made you feel like a real big man. Good on ya, champ.


Just got back in from doing my strong lifts. I did:

Squats: 5x5 22.5kg

Bench Press 5x5 35kg

Barbell Rows: 5x5 40kg



I am not the NEET you are responding just to be upfront. The view I have learned from Aboriginal people I have interacted with is that the land is sacred and must be respected to have a relationship that the land can supply to its people. The issue I see with farming when population begins to grow beyond the means that the land can supply is how are these views comfortable, as the land cannot respect when it’s completely cleared to grow food. It would have been interested to see how these views developed without the influence of other cultures if a viable food source could is grown on a bigger scale.

I think people are critical because of Aboriginals because their culture has stagnated as it lost its dominance in society. It was never going to compatible with Europeans who had a completely different mindset with the desire to grow stronger, considering how close the first fleet came to dying out with food shortages. A relationship between cultures was never and I doubt will ever be established, and a lot of bullshit is probably going to prevent this ever happening on both sides of the divide. Extremes on both sides of the debate do not help.


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I still don't have any new wank material



found the boong lover



My fans were spinning feely, although I never saw the graphics card fans on.


my BIOS said my CPU temp was 30 something degrees c I think.


That is beyond my level of competence.


Has anyone been fooled yet?



I'm also not the NEET you are replying to but I agree with this.

This semi-relates.. but not really.

I read that there were a few "farming" mobs (at least three) that were farming yams (I cant remember where and I've tried to look it up before again to give source when talking about this), they also had a mining type thing (not really mining, they were "mining" ochre for paint) but anyway.. The mobs nearby, rather than learn these skills basically killed them for what they had.

I was talking to one person who had heard this before and he said that the reason it is rarely mentioned is because it implies that the Aboriginals today are not of the agriculturalist mobs but of the mobs that killed them.

I did find a source once and I cant remember where it was, it didn't say about how they ended/stopped though.



Yeah, fuck those degenerate cunts. All they do is sit about doing fuck all, drinking goon being generally unsociable and draining the wealth of society.



I see what you did there.


No-one ever stops to ask whether it is even a good thing for a group of people to cease being hunter gatherers and take up agriculture instead.

I think it was a mistake.



Interesting. Sounds plausible. I'm sure there was a lot of interest-tribal violence.



When I was still on /pol/ I used to go into the neo-primitive threads and put up general traits of various Aboriginal customs like gender roles, love of land, letting the land provide, sustainability within the means what the land produced.



The common idea is that mobs would come together for corroborees and be fairly diplomatic generally resulting in a spearing for a heavy offence.

That might be sugar coating it though.

On the other hand most close mobs did share family ties so maybe that helped keep some peace.



A lot of that is romanticised lefty shit. But on the whole I think being hunter gatherers was a better life than this shit show we are all involved in. It is a form of psychological torture, whereas the hunter gatherer life is what we evolved to do.



It is histrionic shit. They rendered a number of species extinct, and destroyed a shitload of vegetation with fire that didn't magically regenerate.



Fuck off


Discussions around politics always devolve into shit throwing, for example I am a communist.


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What the fuck



There are two or three holier-than-thou pseudo-intellectuals on here who love to wax lyrical about boring shit like aboriginal agriculture. They get upset when one of the common 'plebs' speaks out of turn.



>tfw finally losing your ability to understand the youth



>boring shit like aboriginal agriculture

What would you suggest as a more stimulating concept to talk about?






Reposting dan jokes every day


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Poo posting



Oh jeez



Oh cripes


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everyone can relate to this, an image that bothers no one and causes no distress!



Why did you glue the birdy?



I think aboriginals should more or less just accept that they are a conquered people, If it wasn't the British it would have been some other nation - they were destined to be conquered.


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What is this all about?



Got me buggered, just saw it on twooter.


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I don't know why you're posting the fedora image, I'm just being realistic, I actually feel pretty bad for aboriginals.



Looks like that twooter got a good buggering.



I was just getting in before Possum or whoever it is that normally posts about fedoras and pleb-tier racism.


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Tip that hat to this


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