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File: 2742ebf686b46e5⋯.png (101.67 KB, 900x900, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

 No.49094

We don't like 'em, they smell.

 No.49095

>We don't like 'em, they smell.

I bet girls say much the same about us


 No.49096

File: 75bcb53d1bbfd8e⋯.png (52.38 KB, 480x628, 120:157, 1478075372828.png)

We apologise for the laws and policies of successive parliaments and governments that have inflicted profound grief, suffering and loss on these our fellow Australians. We apologise especially for the removal of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander children from their families, their communities and their country


 No.49097

File: 014a6d091ddebbd⋯.jpg (99.63 KB, 800x900, 8:9, 014a6d091ddebbda4fba554a04….jpg)


 No.49098

BO will be so disappointed when he gets back.


 No.49099

File: e18d0999ec9a0cf⋯.jpg (81.98 KB, 800x900, 8:9, e18d0999ec9a0cf2c3ecada221….jpg)


 No.49100

>>49094

Not even a link to the old thread.

Boong tier gen making NEET.


 No.49101

SYDNEY


 No.49102

UNNA


 No.49103

Somebody make a better thread


 No.49104

>>49103

I was making one but he bet me.


 No.49105

>tfw not depressed and in great mental health

april fools


 No.49106

File: 4f8890fe2ace77b⋯.png (1.17 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out060480.png)

>>49103

Let's just start the whole day over.

Morning NEETs!


 No.49107

>>49106

wassup you slitty-eyed bitch


 No.49108

>>49105

It is too.


 No.49109

>>49104

there's still time!


 No.49110

SYDNEY


 No.49111

File: df3cfddeb772e1a⋯.jpg (7.97 KB, 225x225, 1:1, df3cfddeb772e1ab351c891aef….jpg)

We apologise for the threads and nonlinks of successive original posters and neetposters that have inflicted profound disappointment, annoyance and grief on those our board owners and cheesecake neets. We apologise especially for the removal of new and old thread links from old and new threads, their forever waiting neets and their board catalog.


 No.49112

File: a8f778a5544be7c⋯.png (78.88 KB, 524x555, 524:555, karentoad.png)

>>49106

..Afternoon.


 No.49113

>>49080

That bird won't be hungry.


 No.49114

>>49106

>tfw no arisu gf


 No.49115

File: b21ece68f3f331d⋯.jpg (59.27 KB, 300x565, 60:113, 1464336060225.jpg)


 No.49116

>>49112

Did you make that?


 No.49117

File: a1e99a3f448aaeb⋯.png (139.32 KB, 420x420, 1:1, kkarentoad.png)

>>49116

Nah I made that shitty one yesterday but I found two karen groypers when I was going through them last night.


 No.49118

>>49117

I didn't realise Karen was that popular.


 No.49119

>>49118

she's the town bike


 No.49120

>>49118

Did you think she was yours alone?


 No.49121

>>49106

Afternoon


 No.49122

File: 3ff9e9c111d7ada⋯.png (241.14 KB, 535x435, 107:87, karen pepe.png)

>>49118

this guy >>49119 knows.


 No.49123

File: 6c4226ca41ce0cf⋯.jpg (116.17 KB, 700x525, 4:3, r820891_7437110.JPG)

Time to watch a film and have a nap.


 No.49124

>>49123

I couldn't see what that pic was from the thumbnail, I thought it was a cloud.

Quite apt for the thread though.


 No.49125

>>49123

If I was a landowner and found some of that shit on my property I'd destroy it with my Karcher.


 No.49126

>>49125

biggot


 No.49127

>>49125

Is that an analogy about how you will destroy things of potential improvement to yourself due to your preconceived notions and undiluted rage?


 No.49128

>>49127

i just like clean rocks ok


 No.49129

>>49128

I've noticed a lot of racists love rocks.


 No.49130

File: 6ad2fb94074ec6a⋯.jpg (56.22 KB, 479x640, 479:640, v rues.jpg)

going out in public today was a mistake


 No.49131

>>49129

I'm glad I made this thread. It'll continue to piss you two or three off until it hits 750.


 No.49132

>>49131

Can we please not be narky over easter?


 No.49133

>>49131

No worries, I've got some Communist literature to catch up on anyway and I need to report in with /r/Socialism.

See you next thread.


 No.49134

>>49133

My favorite communist literature is [REDACTED]


 No.49135

File: 5aabe1c8426f692⋯.jpg (15.48 KB, 320x240, 4:3, 1448460508918-3.jpg)

hahaHA! I'm being a faggot and no one can stop me!


 No.49136

File: 21cb97ca3959fd3⋯.png (183.83 KB, 376x375, 376:375, batti_boi.png)

Have some /brit/ posts you lousy kangaroo botherers


 No.49137

File: f24604e2ab0a0d6⋯.png (240.59 KB, 700x700, 1:1, f24604e2ab0a0d67a93c16a264….png)

>watching the Chad personal trainer flirting with a qt who's just signed up

>seeing her eyes light up and her face slightly blush as they're talking, standing a little closer than people usually do

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>I'm meeting the girl from my course in an hour and having to deal with no, I repeat NO, signs that she's attracted to me

R E E

E

E


 No.49138

>>49137

This is not a nice thing to say but I'm glad I'm not the only one


 No.49139

File: 7f9886e4f2d0493⋯.jpg (27.78 KB, 350x450, 7:9, are_liz.jpg)

>>49123

Let me guess

This is Australian fine art?


 No.49140

File: eefbad1f8dee478⋯.png (60.18 KB, 439x420, 439:420, liberal_elite.png)

>>49137

..I imagined all Australians to be either chads or maori cannibals tbh


 No.49141

File: d1e188a1d211910⋯.jpg (46.1 KB, 950x258, 475:129, 3-ways.jpg)


 No.49142

>>49141

I agree it's seems a lot of NEETs are on the goon or need to get on the goon. Too much narkiness in this thread, it's really disappointing.


 No.49143

>>49142

Have a nark


 No.49144

>>49143

I did, thank you.


 No.49145

>>49142

Neets must love one another


 No.49146

>>49142

Have a wank


 No.49147

>>49145

Not really love but at least accept each other.


 No.49148

>>49146

Finished with one five minutes ago, thank you.


 No.49149

>>49147

Acceptance is a form of love, in a way


 No.49150

>>49148

Jesus didn't die so you could sin once and call it a day mate


 No.49151

File: e79ea2d68ecc2cb⋯.png (199.13 KB, 500x375, 4:3, simpsons_beer.png)

>>49142

I concur.

>>49123

What are you watching anon? Something Eastery?


 No.49152

>>49150

I am also pretty buzzed from the drinks mate. The rib lunch at the pub with the family was yum. I see Easter is a day with family for enjoyment. I am not very religious.


 No.49153

>>49152

I am pretty pozzed from the socialists


 No.49154

>>49152

Sounds like you're having a good time which is nice to hear, I hope at least a few othrt neets are enjoying the holiday too


 No.49155

>>49154

Am enjoying it. Having a good time with anime and manga. Will come out of my NEETroom and eat with the family later.


 No.49156

>>49155

I hope Karen is treating you well


 No.49157

>>49156

Karen is a very good friend.


 No.49158

>>49154

Thanks mate, like other NEET I will be watching anime for the rest of the day.


 No.49159

What are you big stinky neets up to?


 No.49160

>>49159

Reading a book and being moderately offended by your post


 No.49161

>>49160

Sorry my fragrant brother


 No.49162

>>49159

ruining my eyes


 No.49163

>>49160

m8, you were the one who identified yourself as a person of stinkiness by replying to the post

>>49159

Watching Conan the Barbarian (there's a scene where Conan gets crucified, so it's an Easter movie)


 No.49164

>>49162

From Vidya?


 No.49165

File: dd75f44a2c43025⋯.jpg (21.6 KB, 930x558, 5:3, 4239.jpg)

JUST


 No.49166

>>49163

I may be a big stiny neet but I am no liar


 No.49167

>>49165

I have no sympathy for that guy because he looks like such a Chad.


 No.49168

I'm so glad this website is too dead to participate in retarded aprils fools jokes


 No.49169

>>49167

He's a chad on the outside, but on the inside he is a brainlet just like us


 No.49170

>>49168

Problem is it runs on burger time so don't get your hopes up.


 No.49171

>>49168

Oh is that what is going on over on /pol/ ? I didn't make the connection.


 No.49172

>>49169

He's also a NEET now too. Make some room for the new guy.


 No.49173

>>49171

It appears to be sitewide since it's also happening on lit


 No.49174

>>49164

porn and chans


 No.49175

>>49165

Serves him right


 No.49176

Carn iggs


 No.49177

>>49176

<Ah I see you're a man of goon


 No.49178

File: 9ff20a5ddc4c4f7⋯.jpg (101.5 KB, 618x927, 2:3, images.jpg)

>>49151

>Something Eastery?

Not exactly, I watched this.


 No.49179

>>49152

>rib lunch

Yummo, I had the family get together on friday, Easter sunday used to be the chocolate day when the cousins were young.


 No.49180

>>49171

>>49173

What is going on?


 No.49181

File: f527c94f332e093⋯.png (307.71 KB, 1192x485, 1192:485, pol.png)

>>49173

>>49171

Looks the same as normal, what are you guys on about?


 No.49182

>>49181

4 not 8


 No.49183

I wish I could enjoy watching movies. Why does my brain not let me enjoy anything?


 No.49184

>>49183

Maybe movies just aren't for you neet. Hopefully one day you'll find something you do enjoy


 No.49185

File: ed1b776d8dab8b9⋯.jpg (8.21 KB, 248x395, 248:395, doyoumeanmesir.jpg)

>mummybot asks how many chocolates I've had today


 No.49186

>>49183

I can't do movies either. It's not just you, lad.


 No.49187

>>49176

lot of unna in the iggs team this year


 No.49188

>>49185

I hope you told her, not as many as you would like to eat.


 No.49189

>>49185

How many have you had? I had a couple this morning but even as an executive chocolate is hard to binge, it's so strong.


 No.49190

>>49187

Yeah

Usually dockers have the most dardy sings


 No.49191

File: 04acb227b28e4ac⋯.jpg (56.92 KB, 562x375, 562:375, dans.jpg)

>>49183

>Why does my brain not let me enjoy anything?

Excessive sobriety syndrome. Dr Dan, medicine man, can prescribe something for you.


 No.49192

>>49191

Handy Dan tip #2


 No.49193

>>49183

try watching movies not released this century


 No.49194

>>49182

I don't understand what is going on.


 No.49195

>>49183 This >>49193

I can't remember any movies in the last decade that I've enjoyed.


 No.49196

Watch anime


 No.49197

>>49196

What are some good chinese cartoons?


 No.49198

>>49196

Finding anime worth watching is even harder


 No.49199

dbz is the only good anime


 No.49200

>>49197

>>49198

Here's some stuff I enjoyed:

Kiniro Mosaic

Last Exile

Made in Abyss

Welcome to the NHK

Shoujo Shuumatsu Ryokou

Uchouten Kazoku

Kemono Friends

Little Witch Academia

Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid

Ballroom e Youkoso

Isekai Shokudou


 No.49201

>>49199

Yep and we're too old to watch that now.


 No.49202

>>49200

Some pretty nice shows there neeto, I still need to get around to watching kemono though


 No.49203

>>49201

The older you get the more comfy nostalgia you get out of childhood things.


 No.49204

File: 78944db05713927⋯.jpg (48.08 KB, 459x596, 459:596, 297.jpg)

>>49201

no way


 No.49205

That 4chan shit is fucked. I still don't understand why with the mini's and peeps and stuff, what's that about? Are they types of Easter eggs?


 No.49206

>>49205

I believe they are American "candies".


 No.49207

>>49205

They're just random teams created for april fools day


 No.49208

>>49207

I feel like a grumpy old man.

Fuck them and their 'fun'.


 No.49209

>>49208

Same here. That is exactly how I reacted.


 No.49210

I am getting the familiar jones for KFC Wicked Wings. I am meant to be on a diet. I must resist.


 No.49211

>>49210

You'll never regret staying strong, lad.


 No.49212

I think the skeles will lose ground today as everyone bulks up on chocolate tbh


 No.49213

>>49208

>>49209

At least the poo meme poster is enjoying team chocolate.


 No.49214

>>49208

It was even worse when they combined the boards

I don't want fun, I want consistency


 No.49215

>>49212

The unprepared skeles will be slow moving after indulging in executorial tasks

We should aim to strike


 No.49216

>>49215

I feel that a lot of executives will be out of action if they had a family get together. Lots of food and booze


 No.49217

>>49215

My Mummybot's old trout friend took her to the horse races today.


 No.49218

File: ed0cfc14bdca300⋯.jpg (83.85 KB, 560x400, 7:5, group_giantfeast.jpg)

>>49210

Eat, Grow strong neet.


 No.49219

Feeling a bit lonely mates

All the wagie mates have a four day weekend and I haven't been invited to hang out


 No.49220

>>49219

At least you have mates to neglect you. I passed that stage many years ago.


 No.49221

File: 4811bab54e756eb⋯.png (347.27 KB, 714x418, 357:209, friendship_is_magic.png)

>>49214

Actually I thought the dialectal synthesis from combining /pol/ and /mlp/ last year was quite fruitful.


 No.49222

>>49219

>IKTF

Have you seen them recently before this weekend get together?


 No.49223


 No.49224

File: 246f8e982b07011⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 8.17 MB, 640x360, 16:9, friend.webm)


 No.49225

>>49224

Extremely well bantered.


 No.49226

>tfw severely impressed


 No.49227

>>49219

>tfw you see people on the train going to the foot having banter

>tfw you see wog thickies tits hanging as they do their laces up and they get off as a big group to go somewhere

>tfw no friends and no gf


 No.49228

>>49227

When did things go so wrong?


 No.49229

>>49227

footy*


 No.49230

WICKED WINGS


 No.49231

File: 21f40311403b67f⋯.png (152.29 KB, 500x733, 500:733, my-girly-pepe-tattoo-26485….png)

why do normies like tattoos so much?


 No.49232

EXPLOSIVE DIARRHOEA


 No.49233

>>49231

Pepe on my wrist. Pepe on my wrist.


 No.49234

>>49231

Makes them more individual to 50 other people who get this meme tattoo. They'll all laser it off in a month when they realise how stupid it was to not pepe on your wrist.


 No.49235

Big stinky neet


 No.49236

>>49231

Because they believe in permanence.

We know that everything is fleeting. The feels are temporary before the endless comfort of the nocturnal abyss.


 No.49237

Big fragrant NEET


 No.49238

>>49233

NEETGANG


 No.49239

Medium built perfumed chad.


 No.49240

Small sized virgin


 No.49241

File: 5bfc06e69244557⋯.jpg (106.14 KB, 1052x1052, 1:1, 1517214338792.jpg)

hypothetically if I actually did get a pepe on my wrist how much of a celebrity would I become on this board?


 No.49242

>>49241

Only one way to find out.


 No.49243

Executive virgin


 No.49244

>>49241

If you got it on your fapping hand, you could post dick pics with it and argue with the mods over whether they were legit or bannable posts.


 No.49245

>>49241

You'd be more admonished than praised.


 No.49246

>>49241

I would look down on you tbh. It would be negative attention you would get.


 No.49247

You can only become a name neet by merit and effort


 No.49248

>>49245

>tfw had to google admonished


 No.49249

File: 815a05bf190c72c⋯.png (76.11 KB, 580x495, 116:99, 8ch Premium.png)

>>49180

No idea myself but when I just tried to visit /b, this image is all I got. Gotta be an April Fool's joke, surely.


 No.49250

>>49247

How do you know I'm not one of the nameNEETs already?


 No.49251

File: cbc3033832ac74c⋯.gif (2.61 MB, 335x500, 67:100, 1489171259417.gif)

>>49245

>admonished


 No.49252

>>49241

I'd shout you a box of tendies if whenever I saw you at Woolies, and a box of goon if at Dan's.


 No.49253

>>49241

You'd get at least eight (You)s


 No.49254

>>49251

>>49248

Sorry, not trying to be fancy. Random shite just ends up in your vocab.


 No.49255

>>49248

>>49251

You need to execufy your vocabularies


 No.49256


 No.49257

>>49256

>tfw no 1960s sci fi gf


 No.49258

>>49257

>gf

she's like 13


 No.49259

>>49258

I was referring to the blonde one


 No.49260

>>49259

She looked mentally ill. She would not have been a good gf.


 No.49261

File: bf52862aea45a55⋯.jpg (12.61 KB, 317x400, 317:400, 4e559ce2d8b570c32796a10eaf….jpg)

>>49259

2nd rate enterprise gf


 No.49262

>>49260

That's part of the 60s gf charm mate


 No.49263

>tfw no wife


 No.49264

>>49263

>tfw no girl you share a lifelong deep love with but cannot marry for reasons beyond either of your control


 No.49265

>5 in the arvo

>done absolutely nothing all day

haven't even got out of my cumdies I slept in.


 No.49266

>>49265

Living the dream.


 No.49267

>>49265

thank you for your service


 No.49268

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>49262

This is the root of the evolution from NK to rapeNEET


 No.49269

File: 9dc1b438600c5b7⋯.png (88.77 KB, 1258x890, 629:445, 9dc1b438600c5b7037ef74b2f4….png)

>>49265

Stay true to the game m8


 No.49270

Feel like a drink


 No.49271

>>49266

>>49267

>>49269

The dust blows forward and dust blows back, days go by like sand through my fingers.


 No.49272

Just woke up after my goon session last night, have a craving for fast food but I'm gonna resist


 No.49273

>>49272

have a choccie


 No.49274

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.49275

>>49272

>Just woke up after my goon session last night

>5pm ish

Fucking legendary.


 No.49276

>>49272

>I'm gonna resist

I bet you don't.


 No.49277

>>49275

I bet his mummybot doesn't agree


 No.49278

>>49276

I know, the executive weigh in is this week and I don't wanna get punished for being underweight again


 No.49279

How is gf2018 going, neets?


 No.49280

>>49279

I haven't had a conversation with a girl my age this year, so probably not ideally


 No.49281

>>49279

Ok, I feel like I have made a lot of progress so far in 2018 personally but my main issue is just social isolation and no way to meet girls (or guys as friends), I know literally no young people my age.


 No.49282

>>49279

Not gonna happen as long as I'm a broke, shy, and not altogether pleasant guy. Sort of a prick tbh


 No.49283

>>49282

Just become a swinging dick chad


 No.49284

Why did they lock this executive sized woman away in a facility?

>Because of her [morbidly obese] diagnosis she lives in a group facility where her behavior is under constant scrutiny, and I suspect this feeling of surveillance, because she's reasonably intelligent, intensifies her emotional dependence on food and leads her to avoid leaving her bedroom at all, except of course to prepare meals.

https://ask.metafilter.com/207961/How-can-I-help-a-morbidly-obese-person-with-an-MR-diagnosis-set-and-achieve-weight-loss-goals


 No.49285

>>49282

Fuck one $150 hooker a month and you'll get all your touch needs. Women are worthless beyond that.


 No.49286

>>49284

Because she was killing herself slowly.


 No.49287

>>49284

>except of course to prepare meals

hearty kek


 No.49288

>>49285

If all you want from women is sex you're better off learning to ignore your desires and channeling your energy elsewhere


 No.49289

>>49285

You can get a hooker for $150? Fuck. I'll look into it.


 No.49290

The wicked wings are calling to me. $2 chips right now too.


 No.49291

>>49290

Explosive diarrhoea may be calling you to m8


 No.49292

>>49289

That's probably the quick 20 minute special


 No.49293

>>49289

sex probably isn't the only thing you'll get


 No.49294

I have gone 42 days without fast food but the temptations are getting stronger.

It burns.. IT BURNS.

>I'm not sure when Lent actually ends so I'll wait til at least tuesday.


 No.49295

>>49294

You have gotten this far give it up for good now.


 No.49296

>>49294

It ended on holy Thursday , which was the 29th


 No.49297

>>49295

The last couple days the cravings have been pretty strong, I was real keen for a bottle of coke yesterday.


 No.49298

File: 827b1c271928dcd⋯.png (298.59 KB, 444x404, 111:101, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.49299

>>49293

Those are extras you pay for when you don't want to use a condom.


 No.49300

File: e8609fafa0ba484⋯.jpg (123.28 KB, 795x556, 795:556, disnepgoofy.jpg)


 No.49301

>>49298

You exec's have harboured a lot of harsh feels from those school days when minichads called you tubby.


 No.49302

>>49284

Skele brainwashing


 No.49303

>>49301

I had a Chad body until 2nd year university.


 No.49304

File: 92106b2534ae39a⋯.png (11.45 KB, 350x420, 5:6, images (10).png)

>>49290

Eat and grow stronger brother


 No.49305

>>49303

What went wrong?


 No.49306

>>49305

right*


 No.49307

>>49302

I think there are some people who need help if they cannot stop. These are people who reach CEO size and keep expanding until their death.


 No.49308

>>49289

You can get a bj from a tranny meth addict for $20…so I've heard.


 No.49309

>>49305

Realised the whole "the next chapter will be better" thing was complete bullshit. Had enough money to eat what I wanted when I wanted, stopped exercising, and started sitting in front of a computer for 18-20 hours a day.


 No.49310

>>49308

A blowjob without any teeth must be very satisfying


 No.49311

>>49309

Will you reveal your executive status in kg?


 No.49312

>>49279

tbh I'm hardly even speaking to my family anymore. Near total social withdrawal.

>>49307

THEY WANT IT ALL.


 No.49313

>>49309

Did you abuse drugs to stay on the computer so long?


 No.49314

>>49313

No. I didn't spend it on mindless internet, I was learning to reverse engineer, exploit buffer overflows etc.

>>49311

I have previously.


 No.49315

>>49298

top lel


 No.49316

>>49314

Sounds more like you were exploiting butter overloads tbh


 No.49317

>>49316

You're very clever. Banter levels off the charts.

I ate KFC for lunch nearly every day for a year.

I drank like a fish.


 No.49318

>>49317

Wouldn't that be really expensive?


 No.49319

>>49317

Why did your gf put up with it?


 No.49320

>>49317

Did you ever think that one goon wouldn't hurt?


 No.49321

Feeding exploits into the console


 No.49322

>>49317

>KFC for lunch nearly every day for a year

Holy shit, god mode neet existence unlocked


 No.49323

>>49318

I was making money doing ad-hoc security stuff, and getting money from my parents.

>>49319

What GF?


 No.49324

>>49323

No 2D gf?


 No.49325

>>49324

2D gfs are very understanding


 No.49326

File: 4533c41e89e29b5⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 9.82 KB, 240x180, 4:3, australian_aboriginal_sex-….jpg)

>>49324

Aboriginal gf


 No.49327

>>49326

She's just too tight mate on wanting to use her lube


 No.49328

>>49326

There's a reason the guy isn't looking at her face.


 No.49329

>>49327

emu export is all the lube a cuz needs


 No.49330

>>49328

Look at his face it slipped out?


 No.49331

File: 99df2f42e86d364⋯.png (266.65 KB, 500x299, 500:299, zyzz-progression.png)

File: ed0cfc14bdca300⋯.jpg (83.85 KB, 560x400, 7:5, group_giantfeast.jpg)

>>49322

>KFC every day

The secret to Zyzz's Gains


 No.49332

>>49331

In heaven, in heaven


 No.49333

>>49331

Once a skele always a skele


 No.49334

>>49333

Well bantered.


 No.49335

skelefat


 No.49336

>>49335

no size mixing propaganda please


 No.49337

execton


 No.49338

File: f72e7363056becd⋯.jpeg (23.32 KB, 430x342, 215:171, images (70).jpeg)

>>49336

Skeles get all the executive girls


 No.49339

>>49279

>How is gf2018 going, neets?

I already posted an autistic paragraph a few threads ago about my failure at gf2018.


 No.49340

>>49338

>tfw no executive gf


 No.49341

>>49331

Last night from KFC I got the tenders box and a go bucket. The tenders were sub par and barely warm. Everything else was fine though.


 No.49342

>>49340

I mean that's not the worst feel, as they come.


 No.49343

File: 0cfaa98aa4776dd⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 108.44 KB, 476x356, 119:89, 20171110120304-2a325d87.png)

>>49338

>>49340

This is a proper executive gf.


 No.49344

>>49342

I've always wanted to fuck a bbw


 No.49345

>>49344

Will you hold onto her handles?


 No.49346


 No.49347

>>49346

Will she be able bounce up and down on you without making you distressed?


 No.49348

>tfw jawcel

>tfw most MtF trannies have a manlier jaw


 No.49349

>>49343

When you out it in the back hole you could tell her you're trying a new recipe babe


 No.49350

>>49347

I am not sure, it is something that I am willing to risk though.


 No.49351

>>49348

surely having a munted jaw is better than having a munted mind


 No.49352

File: cb62419de36a975⋯.jpg (16.77 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)

Stay away from my women skeles


 No.49353

>>49352

boogie is a traitor


 No.49354

>>49348

My jawline fro the side is nice but is ruined by my overbite.


 No.49355

>>49343

Actually think she unironically looks pretty hot, wouldn't mind one bit


 No.49356

File: add701c52207938⋯.jpg (200.06 KB, 1456x1092, 4:3, dhqeF9vr (1).jpg)

Out for a brisk executive walk


 No.49357

File: 34423684ea3daa8⋯.jpg (62.62 KB, 596x708, 149:177, mona.jpg)

File: fe0a7ebcbd1a00d⋯.jpg (59.45 KB, 541x400, 541:400, 1476041810609.jpg)

>>49352

Why are executive sized guys such chads? Are women just instinctively attracted to size?


 No.49358

>>49353

To whomst'd've?


 No.49359

>>49357

>size

>$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$


 No.49360

>>49352

He won the category for the best dance performance on cam whore awards on efukt while naked. We should all be very scared of his skills.


 No.49361

>>49356

very pretty, what state is this?


 No.49362

File: 08a4521bcf9de6b⋯.jpg (135.24 KB, 960x960, 1:1, chad_af.jpg)


 No.49363

>And one can just imagine his parents sitting in front of the telly in their council house on their old faded draylon sofa with holes in, ash tray beside and can of beer on the floor, laughing and saying "good on yer laa"

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5942440/brit-youngster-catch-me-if-you-can-bill-dodge-washington/


 No.49364

File: a9cd0e578d58d28⋯.webm (1.41 MB, 720x486, 40:27, danmerchant.webm)

Please visit Dan Murphy's and buy some Easter eggs from Woolworths to support our (((Judeo-Christian))) values and to have a good time.


 No.49365

>>49364

Not very well bantered.


 No.49366

>>49099

>>49097

Kek'd hard when I saw these. My persistence paid off.


 No.49367

>>49366

I still do not under why you posted them?


 No.49368

File: 1ff0488511b98af⋯.jpg (112.12 KB, 636x550, 318:275, HE9r7cb.jpg)

>>49353

>>49360

587 lbs of pure awesome. How can /ausneets/ even compete?


 No.49369

>>49368

>tfw person making your clothes quotes you by the linear metre


 No.49370

>>49367

I thought he had a very interesting face that's all. Don't even remember what it is he made the news for.


 No.49371

>>49370

He's dead mate, he was murdered remember


 No.49372

>>49370

But thanks for clarification


 No.49373

dirty erol is in hell now


 No.49374

>>49365

Dan OC is always appreciated.


 No.49375

>tfw happy


 No.49376

>>49371

NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…

>>49372

No probs, I'm still going to post 'em for a little while longer though.


 No.49377

File: 231e972ccf13650⋯.png (30.62 KB, 654x343, 654:343, happydan.png)

>>49375

As happy as Dan?


 No.49378

I was bad.


 No.49379

ClockNEET it is time to set your clocks


 No.49380

>>49378

u fat cunt


 No.49381

>>49379

I apologise I work on a reminder system.


 No.49382

>>49378

Please don't tell me you got a streetwise feast, when it could have been a giant feast with a bucket of chicken.


 No.49383

>>49378

Absolute legend! Is that the '10 Wicked Wings for $10' deal?


 No.49384

>>49374

Where is the Dan though? We already have a Jewish Dan.


 No.49385

>>49376

I am happy now that I have the reason. Please continue on.


 No.49386

File: 231e972ccf13650⋯.png (30.62 KB, 654x343, 654:343, happydan.png)

File: 4818a7f1e651425⋯.png (84.38 KB, 400x400, 1:1, ybOMjW8-.png)

>>49384

Look at his eyes.


 No.49387

>>49383

>>49382

It was 20 wicked wings for $20 and 2 large chips at $2 each. I ate it all.


 No.49388

>>49387

Bad boi


 No.49389

>>49386

His eye balls match but not his eye sockets. I also need to see his cheeky smile. It affirms to me that he'll give me a cheeky pad on the back when I walk in the doors.


 No.49390

>>49387

Keep up the good work.


 No.49391

File: f1cea0bb020cea4⋯.png (1.84 MB, 1440x1438, 720:719, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.49392

>>49387

Please don't listen to the haters. I know you will become CEO sized one day. I believe in you.


 No.49393

>>49391

Hitler you vegetarian untermensch.


 No.49394

>>49386

>'Recent research has revealed that Dan Murphy was born Daniel Aaron Moskowitz, to German-Jewish immigrants…'

NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo


 No.49395

NEETs we should be encouraging our executive brethren towards the Nurgle 2018 fused/fuzzed to a chair competition. Have you lost sight of the Dan's gift card for the biggest NEET who posts their picture with a time stamp? This community should be a place of encouragement and positively not hate.


 No.49397

>>49394

It's always been suspected he was Jewish considering his strong relationships with Jewish winemakers.


 No.49398

>>49387

So you bought 2 '10 Wicked Wings for $10' deals?


 No.49399

>>49395

>Have you lost sight of the Dan's gift card

So ~$450 worth at best, assuming somebody puts most of their Cennobux into it?


 No.49400

>>49395

The greatest reward for an executive life well lived is the sweet release of a statistically earlier death


 No.49401


 No.49402

>>49400

I am not looking forward to the diabetes amputations.


 No.49403

File: 80a1bb529bbdde5⋯.jpg (153.24 KB, 960x691, 960:691, kfc-bucket.jpg)

>>49390

We're not going to let guys like boogie beat us, get all the chicks and make us look like a bunch of skellies. Who will take the #kfceveryday pledge with me?


 No.49404

>>49399

At least a $50 gift card to Dan's buys then enough goon for a couple of days.


 No.49405

>>49403

Such inspiring words. I wish I could afford to.


 No.49406

>>49399

It's also the thought that counts and the fact that you are the winner


 No.49407

>>49403

I can't afford it. I will just drink an equivalent amount of canola oil each day.


 No.49408

>>49406

That's poor people talk


 No.49409

>>49403

kfc is literally disgusting though, you can be an executive and still have functioning tastebuds


 No.49410

>>49401

Thank you, it's good to know that that deal is available all week. They're tasty af, and given that they're smaller than regular sized pieces there's no real chance of 'dry' meat. How were the chips?


 No.49411

>>49408

It is, I am sorry.


 No.49412

>>49410

The chips were good. Soft, fluffy and well seasoned.


 No.49413

File: 81dbcbe9143b138⋯.jpg (81.89 KB, 1096x616, 137:77, bros.jpg)

I just realised that the name 'Donald', a name of celtic origins, means king of the world, while 'Vladimir' means the same in slavic. How can this be a coincidence?


 No.49414

>>49403

I would if I could afford it. Well maybe not KFC everyday, but at least one meal from a fast-food joint.


 No.49415

>>49412

God I love kfc chip seasoning. I'd die for it. I'll probably die of it.


 No.49416

>>49415

At least you'll die happy


 No.49417

I was wondering why I was so tired given that it is only 8:30, and then I remembered it is really actually 9:30 to my body and that means bed time.


 No.49418

File: 27ee16e54c3617f⋯.jpg (18.56 KB, 400x400, 1:1, groyps.jpg)

Her boyfriend wasn't invited, he didn't drop her off and she didn't mention him once. Perhaps she's planning to cuck him and upgrade to this kissless virgin ex-neet. Or perhaps he doesn't exist and she invented him to avoid going on that date with me.

Either way, we had fun tonight. We joked around and did the activity and she seemed interested in talking to me. We had to speak to a talkative 6/10 lower-tier Chad with an outgoing personality I wanted to take him around the corner and choke him and she laughed at his antics but didn't seem very interested in continuing a conversation with the guy, which was good. Politeness dictated that I invite the Chad along to the rest of the activity but I stood behind her and shook my head and glared at him as I asked whether he wanted to come. He declined.

After that, I showed her around and we sat together and told stories and talked about the general goings-on in our lives. We haven't had a deep conversation yet and that didn't happen tonight but I learned a bit more about her. By that point it was getting pretty late and she left - I guess she didn't need to stay as long as she did, but she didn't go out of her way to stay late with me either. She touched my arm when she said goodbye.

I did not notice any body language that would suggest she's romantically interested in me

She just sent me a text saying she had fun tonight

How should I feel about all this?


 No.49419

>>49413

They were named back when men were given real, masculine, names, not miss-spelled and made-up names like Kai, Jai, Jaydn, etc.


 No.49420

>>49412

Sounds perfect. Why is it so hard for my Kunts to get it right? I wish I wasn't so beta that I could at least confront them and ask for a refund.


 No.49421

>>49418

>but I stood behind her and shook my head and glared at him as I asked whether he wanted to come

I am still not sure how real all this is.


 No.49422

>>49418

Have a wank then write up your response.


 No.49423

>>49418

>She touched my arm when she said goodbye.

>

>I did not notice any body language that would suggest she's romantically interested in me

>

>She just sent me a text saying she had fun tonight

you fukken tard


 No.49424

>>49420

It is a real lottery at mine. They are only good about half the time.


 No.49425

>>49418

Run after her in the pouring rain and confess your love, neet


 No.49426

File: 7d50176a4fce8fb⋯.jpg (58.91 KB, 640x646, 320:323, dabbing-girl.jpg)

>>49418

Do a barrel roll


 No.49427

>>49425

they both have a time travelling letterbox


 No.49428

>>49409

Your taste-buds must be literally retarded

>>49415

There must be countless imitation-recipes on the net for it, and same with the chicken seasoning.


 No.49429

>>49418

I've watched variations of this same pathetic plot play out dozens of times. Unless she sucks your dick, you're really not getting anywhere with her.


 No.49430

>>49428

>Your taste-buds must be literally retarded

Every time I go to kfc it tastes like oil

Although to be fair I'm not keen on fried chicken anyway


 No.49431

>>49421

If he came along it would've completely fucked up the evening, I had to invite him to be polite but I couldn't let him keep dominating the conversation with his funny anecdotes.

I didn't have a choice.


 No.49432

>>49431

how did you end up meeting random mcchad on your date?


 No.49433

Going to start counting calories again tommorow.


 No.49434

>>49433

Good onya neeto. Hope it works out for you


 No.49435

>>49433

how many u shootin for, brosef?


 No.49436

File: 2401e6df947c169⋯.jpg (43.98 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 5vmUt.jpg)

I am going to bed NEETs. I am going to read some more of the adventures Gordianus the Finder. In the current novel he has been hired by a military man in the middle of the night to do an unspecified task at an unspecified place. If I was to guess I would say it probably relates to some sort of high stakes Roman political matter.

Good night.


 No.49437

>>49430

Fair enough retard

Any REM fans here?


 No.49438

>>49426

Good night.


 No.49439


 No.49440

>>49439

How many KFC nuggets is this?


 No.49441

>>49436

>that title

>that cover

How did you ever come across such a book? I've love horror fiction in the past thought haven't read much in a few years. Anyway good night.


 No.49442

>>49441

"A must read"


 No.49443

>>49436

Bibliography

Shark Hunting in Paradise Garden (2008)

Ass Goblins of Auschwitz (2009)[8]

Lost in Cat Brain Land (2010)

The Pickled Apocalypse of Pancake Island (2010)[9]

Abortion Arcade (2011)

Cthulhu Comes to the Vampire Kingdom (2011)

Gargoyle Girls of Spider Island (2011)

Die You Doughnut Bastards (2012)

Fantastic Earth Destroyer Ultra Plus (2013)


 No.49444

>>49418

>Politeness dictated that I invite the Chad along to the rest of the activity but I stood behind her and shook my head and glared at him as I asked whether he wanted to come. He declined.

BEASTMODE ENGAGED

E

A

S

T

M

O

D

E

E

N

G

A

G

E

D


 No.49445

Dan should I have some red goon?


 No.49446

>>49440

About 40 kfc nuggets


 No.49447

>>49446

they'll turn into about six nuggets coming out the other end into the toilet bowl.


 No.49448

>>49446

Not a bad diet, split into 4 meals.


 No.49449

>>49447

Well bantered.


 No.49450

>>49448

40 nuggets is a single meal


 No.49451

>>49418

The Adventures of NZ-NEET, Vol #….


 No.49452

>>49449

Thank you. I will pass your praise on to my banter writer and life coach.


 No.49453

>>49445

No, my beloved neet, sobriety is the path you must take


 No.49454

>>49451

They're A Weird Mob


 No.49455

>>49452

m-max isn't open tomorrow, or is it…


 No.49456

>>49394

Source?


 No.49457

File: dfc411699da13a9⋯.jpg (202.25 KB, 1300x949, 100:73, aboriginal-women-begging-f….jpg)

Drinkin' da whisky

Strokin' ma dicky


 No.49458

>>49456

This is what happens when you draw Jewish Dan. I was happy to remain ignorant.


 No.49459

There have been no more Linux crashes. The initial ones happened because I forgot to update everything after installation. Things are working pretty smooth now, although VLC playback of video files seems a bit off. Lacking in crispness and quality. the odd small glitch. I think I will stay on Linux for the nonce and see if I can get used to it.


 No.49460

>>49458

Is it really surprising that a man who sold his business to (((woolworths))) was a jew?


 No.49461

>>49460

I WAS HAPPY TO REMAIN IGNORANT


 No.49462

File: b9489ae8fe8275a⋯.jpg (470.48 KB, 962x1280, 481:640, Kyoko Toothbrush.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs. Don't forget to brush your teeth.


 No.49463

>>49356

Great pic.


 No.49464

>>49459

If you're having problems with an OS crashing shortly after installing then that tells me there'are some serious problems within your PC.


 No.49465

>>49462

I'd rather brush her teeth


 No.49466

>>49465

With her tooth brush?


 No.49467

>>49464

Will you require a credit card and need me to click on a link to fix my machine.


 No.49468

>>49466

of course


 No.49469

>>49462

Night, NEET.

And good call.


 No.49470

File: 01330072be715f7⋯.png (124.47 KB, 309x173, 309:173, De Kock.png)

>>49462

>tfw no gf to buy necklaces and other assorted bs girl-stuff for


 No.49471

>>49470

Make a macaroni necklace for mummybot to wear


 No.49472

File: 894892ab002ad6f⋯.jpg (31.26 KB, 269x370, 269:370, animal rights nazi germany.jpg)

>>49393

If he was alive today he'd join the greens.


 No.49473

File: 16ab72fd06e9425⋯.png (32.66 KB, 330x380, 33:38, 16a.png)

>>49460

Wait, woolworths is jewish? H-how?


 No.49474

File: f2a762e73d9b0ab⋯.webm (2.97 MB, 1280x544, 40:17, lmao.webm)

>tfw depressed


 No.49475

>tfw impressed


 No.49476

>>49418

Good for you mate, I hope this keeps going.


 No.49477

>>49468

I too would like to assist this young lady's oral health, with my penis instead of a toothbrush. It's like complementary medicine.


 No.49478

>>49474

Watch a 1990's Nicolas Cage flick


 No.49479

>>49436

I'm sorry I missed your good night post. I hope you are having splendid dreams about cheese.


 No.49480

>>49478

Con Air is a good one.


 No.49481

>>49462

Good night mate.


 No.49482

>>49480

Agreed. Also, Gone in 60 Seconds is highly underrated.


 No.49483

>>49482

>highly underrated.

Pretty sure it has good ratings.


 No.49484

File: 0384f20f551351d⋯.png (96.97 KB, 690x900, 23:30, 1016699_10153743293520078_….png)

>>49479

I am going to try and dream about fruit tonight.

I waited up for your good night wishes. I knew you would not forget me. Thank you and good night.


 No.49485

>>49418

Well done NZNEET


 No.49486

>>49484

I apologise for that meme, Linux does not have a very big file preview so I do not know what I am clicking.


 No.49487

>>49477

Vile post


 No.49488

>>49484

I can't believe you waited that long. I'm sorry I kept you waiting. I went to a family friends for dinner.

Sweet dreams dearest NEET.


 No.49489

>>49487

It's an all natural medical device


 No.49490

>>49459

>VLC is off

A decent alternative is MPV


 No.49491

>>49432

It wasn't a date (from her perspective at least) and we were paired up with him for the activity


 No.49492

>>49486

Ahh, you got it working then. Cool.


 No.49493

>>49472

If he was alive here he'd be a Karenposter


 No.49494

>>49490

I might give it a go. I just noticed VLC is having audio problems too.


 No.49495

File: ac2a18ebd8b8d08⋯.jpg (79.79 KB, 960x646, 480:323, looks shooped.jpg)

>>49493

Uncle Adolf?


 No.49496

>>49483

>other people's opinions

Just watch it and make your own decision, bitch. Bringing Out The Dead was really great.

>>49484

Go to sleep ya poof


 No.49497

>>49494

Such as? I've never had any issue with VLC in all the years I've used it. What fucked-up things do some of you use your PC for anyway?


 No.49498

Hey linux neet, take this oppertunity to burn some bootable cd's for next time your pc shits the bed.

>>49490

mplayer2 , the vi of media players

>>49497

I use my pc to download and view degenerate malaysian finger paintings.


 No.49499

Finished up with the plans for a new gym program i'm starting this week NEETs, about to get executive™ sized. Considering gear only because I have nothing else in my life but..

>tfw too young


 No.49500

>>49496

I like the weather man and lord of war, the first gone in 60 secs was better imo


 No.49501

Early to bed, early to rise. Goodnight NEETs.


 No.49502

>>49485

>>49476

Thank you neets. I intend to scuttle into her heart like a cockroach and if you don't mind me posting updates I'll tell you all about it as it happens.


 No.49503

>>49501

Nighty night.


 No.49504

File: 92f1dd81ff21bdd⋯.jpg (399.47 KB, 1194x2048, 597:1024, 1b3a6394af8fc8a955c9a0b6e3….jpg)

It begins


 No.49505

>>49500

I'm yet to see his version of The Wicker Man, have seen the original and it's weird af.


 No.49506

>>49499

Well gl, I never used gear but you should get as far as you can before you decide to.

>>49501

Night, NEET bro


 No.49507

>>49499

get huge brah


 No.49508

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Just had an feeling to listen to this, when I was about 15 I made my nan drive me to the record shop and I got it then made her listen to it on the way home.

This is the promo when they were making the photoshoot for the album inlay. You guys would probably like that more than the songs.

https://youtu.be/Hq_zSH0k6RQ

embedded is one of the songs (from the other album they made).


 No.49509

I wonder if in the future NEETs will be looked back upon as badass lone wolf cowboys, who were the only ones who didn't participate in this era's fucked up society.


 No.49510

>>49501

Night bud.

>>49505

I'm pretty sure I've seen his one but I can only remember the old one.


 No.49511

>>49509

There wont be anything to remember us by,or nothing worth saving.


 No.49512

>>49509

probably not, unless some neet goes and makes something that is remembered


 No.49513

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

https://youtu.be/7ia35g8wWfk?t=69

Violence makes me anxious and upset but this is the best fight I've ever seen - in the 80s the western martial artists had rarely come into serious contact with the better eastern styles and so a few rounds of exhibition matches were organized - muay thai vs kickboxing. This one was a bit unfair because the thai fighter wasn't allowed to use knees or elbows or throws, but it's still good. Starts at 1:12


 No.49514

>>49506

Yeah I don't think I will ever actually I just day dream a lot about it plus I'm insecure and have body dysphoria even though I know I look alright. I also have always hated being "little bro" to people when I've been lifting very consistently for 2 years now and have made decent progress, it really gets me going.

>>49507

Gonna give it all I got man, I'll report back in and share results when I'm done with the program in 4 months


 No.49515

>>49514

I meant dysmorphia fugg


 No.49516

>>49515

is there a difference?


 No.49517

>>49516

I think dysmorphia is more to do with self image whereas dysphoria is about satisfaction with life in general. I might be wrong but still experience both to a certain extent


 No.49518

>>49513

What's your fave Bruce Lee flick?


 No.49519

>>49514

I used to have daydreams like that, you should find some use for all that progress. I have this claymore sword (~10kg) I practice with, I cut an old dresser in half once and it is lots of fun.


 No.49521

>>49518

I like the kung fu.


 No.49522

File: de411e7626620ca⋯.jpg (85.69 KB, 455x675, 91:135, 1509233533378.jpg)

>>49519

>The virgin beta playing with swords


 No.49523

>>49520

consider suicide


 No.49524

>>49521

Answer the question


 No.49526

>>49518

I've never watched martial arts movies


 No.49527

>>49524

Probably enter the dragon


 No.49528

>>49526

Well what got you on to that clip?


 No.49529

>>49522

Yeah i'm a virgin beta who plays with swords, I have fun, give it a try sometime.


 No.49530

>>49523

what was >>49520


 No.49532

>>49530

just a retard posting an image of a little girl


 No.49534

>>49533

How did you become a pedophile?


 No.49535

>>49531

>not anime loli

why even bother tbh


 No.49536

>>49528

I only use youtube for ASMR and music so I'm not sure, but I'm glad I saw it. Muay thai looks really neat, I think I might sign up for a class.

Are you just LARPing as a pedo to annoy the neets? That's not a very nice way to behave on Easter Sunday


 No.49537

>>49533

I'd assume global reports are monitored by someone else


 No.49538

>>49534

A tremendous amount of post-pubescent grill rejection most likely

>>49535

Degenerate


 No.49539

>>49538

I'm pretty sure pedos are just born broken


 No.49540

File: a57bcbab4e86ece⋯.png (7.36 KB, 420x420, 1:1, nu pepe.png)

>>49539

Pedo sympaphiser?


 No.49541

>>49540

Not sure how that can be taken as sympathy


 No.49542

>>49538

Loli are for non-degenerate headpats.


 No.49543

>>49541

You're right.


 No.49544

>>49513

He almost had him in the first then the rest that thai guy destroyed his legs.

Pretty good tactic


 No.49545

File: d4379d9cb1a1d20⋯.jpg (1 MB, 2480x2764, 620:691, 1492390950067.jpg)

File: 5517b16fe37ff55⋯.png (16.84 KB, 420x420, 1:1, 1487866762824.png)

File: 0203432661ad47b⋯.png (7.38 KB, 480x420, 8:7, 1489672829276.png)

File: 325a495fecbec48⋯.png (11.8 KB, 420x420, 1:1, 1491941206067.png)

Time for sleep.Good night friends, hope you all enjoyed Easter.


 No.49546

>>49545

nighty night neety neet


 No.49547

File: d801f62fea3a617⋯.gif (847.91 KB, 665x662, 665:662, d801f62fea3a6170ac29b02454….gif)

>watching muay thai videos on my PC, phone charging on my bed behind me, impatiently waiting for her to reply to my text

>my phone buzzes and makes the 'you have a text' noise

>I spin around in my chair, leap onto my bed and quickly enter my phone password so I can read and re-read those precious words

>open my messages to the new text

>random number

>Alert!!:Your Mobile No is Selected as winner of £27500000 on UKMobile Lotto. Go to [url] to claim


 No.49548

>>49545

Goodnight sweet neet, I hope you ate lots of choccies :)

You don't mind if I take each of those groypers, right?


 No.49549

>>49547

Wow lucky, I bet that kind of money can really kickstart your life together


 No.49550

File: ea286e38175ed5e⋯.jpg (45.79 KB, 324x322, 162:161, 1506374335001.jpg)

>wake up

>Suffer


 No.49551

>>49550

What's got you down, Mountain Hans?


 No.49552

>>49537

>The Beta Male Community

The Forever Virgins


 No.49553

Which one of you Kunts posted that image on /b?


 No.49554

Good night frends


 No.49555

>>49554

Good night, buddy. Better late than never.


 No.49556

Hey gang.


 No.49557

File: bbaf36633e79939⋯.jpg (32.5 KB, 600x338, 300:169, download.jpg)


 No.49559

File: 56aa64395dcf612⋯.gif (443.96 KB, 300x100, 3:1, beer-answer.gif)

>>49151

your image inspired me


 No.49560

Morning NEETs


 No.49561

>>49560

Morning NEET.


 No.49562

File: 26ead153f95d4b2⋯.jpg (271.58 KB, 626x900, 313:450, british-pepe.jpg)

>>49560

Morning chaps. Coffee or tea to start the day? Sugar? Milk?


 No.49563

>>49562

Coffe, black.


 No.49564

>>49562

Tea with a dash of milk


 No.49565

>>49562

Goon.


 No.49566

>>49565

How many cups so far?


 No.49567

>>49562

double shot of espresso, no sugar, no milk

>>49565

A dash of goon in your morning coffee, or an actual mug full of goon?


 No.49568

Anyone got something interesting to watch on youtube or netflix for the next 12 hours?


 No.49569

>>49568

You could watch one of those cross country train trips


 No.49570


 No.49571

Morning noots!

Ate last night's leftover Chinese for breakfast.

Got a didgeridoo lesson later this morning.


 No.49572

>>49548

All yours good buddy.


 No.49573

>>49571

I hope you're serious, the digde is a pretty cool instrument to play.


 No.49574

>>49559

Great stuff man, very good.


 No.49575

File: bd68077e9b44498⋯.jpg (40.78 KB, 289x400, 289:400, catweazle.jpg)

>>49571

>>49562

>>49561

>>49560

Good morning sweet NEETs


 No.49576

>>49562

Coffee, milk and sugar. Thank you.


 No.49577

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>49568

Carl Munck - The Code.

Here's part one.


 No.49578

File: ab6308e3fead822⋯.jpg (100.42 KB, 626x713, 626:713, 1466256204718.jpg)

>>49575

Good morning mate.


 No.49579

File: 087bf1b9e8a6237⋯.jpg (41.22 KB, 585x501, 195:167, 1496703079193.jpg)

>wake up

>realize didn't set my clock back

>think to myself now that I woke up 1 hour early

what a great way to start the day m8s


 No.49580

>>49577

Thanks for the weapon grade sleeping aid anyways m8


 No.49581

>>49580

Well bantered.


 No.49582

File: 5f9b2d95daf8896⋯.png (46.5 KB, 679x641, 679:641, pitoad.png)

>>49579

He isn't ready to accept the secrets of the code.


 No.49583

>>49559

Excellent work.


 No.49584

>>49562

I started the day with a coffee. All milk, one sugar and a heaped spoon of instant moccona.


 No.49585

File: 7c83f94a7c730df⋯.jpg (30.1 KB, 939x777, 313:259, DUMBN4YXkAIAWr6.jpg)

>>49582

meant for >>49581


 No.49586

File: 6a4f30437bd2166⋯.jpg (325.06 KB, 600x608, 75:76, gnome.jpg)


 No.49587

>>49571

>didgeridoo lesson

Is that code m8? Did you arrange it on grindr?


 No.49588

File: b3411599073c56b⋯.jpg (150.87 KB, 1220x819, 1220:819, milkpill.jpg)

>>49584

..I had to use long life.


 No.49589

>>49584

sugar is bad

no sugar

naughty neet


 No.49590

>>49586

That gone house looks comfy as fuck. I used to collect the David the gnome books when I was young.


 No.49591

File: a774fb1450ab572⋯.jpeg (78.74 KB, 520x405, 104:81, Black-eyed_Sue_and_Sweet_….jpeg)

>>49589

I have three sugars and two coffees


 No.49592

>>49588

I always use UHT milk. Woolworths brand 90c a litre. I actually prefer it to fresh now.


 No.49593

>>49592

The only reason I get the long life is because I only use it coffee (sometimes in cereal) and it goes off before I'm even half way through it.


 No.49594

>>49593

Which cereals do you eat?


 No.49595

File: fa685ee8ddb7fb0⋯.jpg (118.81 KB, 834x595, 834:595, 6f993c10ef204c5fde0fa128a0….jpg)


 No.49596

>>49595

I want a house like that but human scaled.


 No.49597


 No.49598

Why doesn't this board have public logs enabled?

https://sys.8ch.net/log.php?page=1&board=aus


 No.49599

>>49594

Puffed wheat but not very often.


 No.49600


 No.49601

>>49596

I've seen some whacky hippy-esque/self sustainable homes like that that are underground and have gardens on the roof.


 No.49602

File: 24eebed9cc8cdaa⋯.png (4.07 KB, 592x137, 592:137, error.png)

>>49598

>>49600

Both boards have this


 No.49603

>>49602

I feel that it might be disabled by default, but still I would have liked to see the logs.


 No.49604

File: f596948cd308a97⋯.mp4 (4.37 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, on my wee.mp4)


 No.49605

High speed rail across Australia is too complica-

>The crossing, which took seven years to complete, is 55km-long and six lanes wide, comprising of of four tunnels and four artificial islands.

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2018/04/china-unveil-worlds-longest-sea-bridge-180401123550079.html


 No.49606

Good morning neets


 No.49607

File: 682049513fbae0c⋯.png (279.29 KB, 415x613, 415:613, mfw.png)

>>49604

Strangely relatable.


 No.49608

File: 479153ff533404d⋯.png (314.32 KB, 1100x1001, 100:91, 1465968429412.png)

>>49605

>across Australia

>7 years for every 55km's

We already have a decent rail system, to me the "promise" of high speed is a sales pitch to vote for them like NBN


 No.49609

>>49606

Good morning.


 No.49610

>>49599

I am going to trial calling you Puffed Wheat NEET. It may not take off, but I like the sound of it.


 No.49611

>>49610

I may have to start eating breakfast and taking pics of it for that to work.


 No.49612

>>49608

This is a sound assessment. I agree.


 No.49613

>>49606

Good morning.


 No.49614

>>49611

You do what needs to be done PW.


 No.49615

File: 533df2e6c2c87e7⋯.jpg (111.25 KB, 1180x1000, 59:50, easter funday.jpg)

I hope everyone's ready for the post-Easter hat parade at recess on Tuesday. If anyone needs help putting the finishing touches on their hat I can lend a hand ^_^


 No.49616

>>49605

>comparing China with Australia

We've fallen behind what was basically a developing 3rd world country, what do you expect?


 No.49617

>>49615

What prize does the winner of the easter hat parade get?


 No.49618

>>49616

China is still very much a developing country, the reason we don't have massive infrastructure projects is because we don't really need it our population is rather low.


 No.49619

File: 11fde35c32dadc9⋯.jpg (162.18 KB, 800x531, 800:531, puffed-wheat-neet.jpg)

>>49614

I'll be soft and sweet with just enough crispy edginess, and to top it off I'm relatively good for you.


 No.49620

>>49618

Their progress is slowing down drastically, the reason they had such a burst is because they had so many low socio-economic people that raised to middle class. Now that that jump has happened they will level off a bit. India will be the next big move imo, they are already investing heavily in Australia.


 No.49621

>>49619

You sound delicious. But sometimes what is inside the box doesn't match the description.


 No.49622

>>49617

Oh dear, neety, you know that it's not just a prize but a sur-prize as well! I heard something about a movie ticket but that's all I'll say. Come on now, your mummy is waiting! Oh neety come back, don't forget your hat again!


 No.49623

File: 1b2256906a5190a⋯.png (1.31 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out060419.png)

>>49613

>>49609

>>49606

>>49579

>>49578

>>49575

>>49571

>>49562

>>49561

>>49560

Morning NEETs. Started the day off without turning on the computer first thing in the morning and it was good to get shit done 3 hours earlier than usual.


 No.49624

>>49623

Morning Karen you dirty hussy


 No.49625

>>49623

good morning qt


 No.49626

>>49623

Good morning Karen you wholesome girl.


 No.49627

File: 01bb269e4fe9bd6⋯.jpg (227.76 KB, 1190x900, 119:90, 01bb269e4fe9bd6af5e8c0fc7b….jpg)

Off to wage.

Excellent.


 No.49628

>>49627

Good luck, hurry home.


 No.49629

karen has chlamydia


 No.49630

>>49629

So do many Koalas. It is nothing to be ashamed of in this day and age.


 No.49631

>>49623

ohayoo, karenchan!


 No.49632

>>49630

Karen's is drug resistant.


 No.49633

>>49630

tfw you will never get an std


 No.49634

>>49633

>not combing secluded car parks for used condoms on the ground and then licking them to taste the vaginal juices on the outside.

Are you even a virgin?


 No.49635

File: 09274c737155b18⋯.jpg (262.18 KB, 600x700, 6:7, go-big-or-go-extinct.jpg)

Well NEETs, it's the first day of #bucket_of_kfc_every_day challenge! Are you psyched? Are you ready to get executive sized?


 No.49636

>>49635

I regret my KFC binge of yesterday. I am never eating that garbage again.


 No.49637

File: a8cc4e2ab1480be⋯.png (164.21 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, kfc-logo.png)

>>49636

You'll be back by lunchtime


 No.49638

>>49584

>moccona

The worst instant coffee brand.


 No.49639

>>49638

That's not how you spell international roast.


 No.49640

>>49639

International Roast is an acquired taste if it's the only brand available. I agree with >>49638 Moccona does suck, I had it once and our family had to throw it out because no one would drink it.


 No.49641

>>49640

Moccona is the best imo, second best is nescafe


 No.49642

>>49639

i'll fuckin fight you cunt


 No.49643

>>49642

Have a go cunt


 No.49644

Good morning big stinky neets


 No.49645

>>49643

i swear on me mum


 No.49646

>>49641

>Moccona is the best imo

Have they changed the recipe in the last 10 years? I think we got it when they advertised it as luxury brand and paired it with a reduced sale price. I did not enjoy it from memory, the only reason I can think of is if it had a bitter and or sour taste. I just do not like bitter coffees, if I wanted it like that I would squeeze a lemon into my coffee myself.

>second best is nescafe

I do enjoy Nescafe though.


 No.49647

File: ee7427706967620⋯.jpg (10.93 KB, 187x270, 187:270, index.jpg)

I think it's time to get some taste in here


 No.49648

>>49647

check out this scrub


 No.49649

File: 56d827961e354fe⋯.png (364.71 KB, 2004x1194, 334:199, unholyalliance.png)


 No.49650

>>49646

I used to drink nescafe espresso but got some moccona dark roast a few years ago, never had anything else since.


 No.49651

>>49649

I like KFC but my local KFC has turned to shit. Everything is either not seasoned enough or too much, too cold, under-cooked or over-cooked. I know someone who submits feedback about this and nothing has happened, even when it relates to them not following dietary requests clearly specified on the receipt. When they kill someone, I think that is when change may happen.


 No.49652

>>49649

Nice OC though.


 No.49653

>>49651

>When they kill someone, I think that is when change may happen

They rendered a girl a vegetable with botulism a couple of years ago and nothing was done.


 No.49654

>>49649

together, they shall rule the galaxy

>>49653

this is why I never eat any takeaway food with salad or vegetables on it


 No.49655


 No.49656

>>49653

I think you may be hearing about a case like that at our local KFC soon. Google map reviews demonstrate that it's going down the shitter with shit service and food being provided all round. That's from one off reviewers and people who have done hundreds of reviews.

I remember I order once order a pizza and ribs from an Italian place ~15 minute drive away. Mummybot left to get herself KFC, a couple of minutes later I rang up and made a pick-up order. I later drove down and back, I ate about a quarter of the meal before mummybot got back from drive through. The pizza place wasn't too busy but it was amazing that I could order after she left, pick it up and begin the meal when KFC is 5 minutes away.

>>49655

I think the KFC brand is going to collapse if they are not franchised stores. It only takes a few stores to keep fucking up to drag everything down. That story is fucked though, she'll probably need a decent amount of money after court costs to live a reasonable life considering how disabled she is now.


 No.49657

>tfw worked 2pm to 11pm easter Saturday, 2 to 7pm Sunday, working today as well from 2 till 7 on $65/hour rates m8s.


 No.49658

>>49656

>I think the KFC brand is going to collapse if they are not franchised stores.

Yum! Brands (owner of Australian KFC, Pizza Hut, etc) averages $4.6 billion revenue per year. They could haven't of these payouts every week and it wouldn't affect them financially.


 No.49659

>>49658

>They could haven't

*They could have


 No.49660

>>49657

>tfw when ~50% tax hits you?


 No.49661

>>49660

He's not there yet. That would require > $180k pa equivalent, or ~$93 p/h.


 No.49662

>>49661

I'm casual, normal rate is $25. I'm indeed going to be taxed out the ass though. I need a cashy job


 No.49663

File: b5bcd210bc396f7⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 582.59 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, international roastie.jpg)

I seriously hope you guys don't drink any other brand


 No.49664

>>49658

>Yum! Brands (owner of Australian KFC, Pizza Hut, etc)

Both of stores are absolutely shit in my area. You pay a premium for a cooked meal and there is always something wrong with your meal at KFC. Pizza Hut just tastes shit as they focused on quantity rather than quality.

>>49661

What tax would he be hit with PAYG? I always hear the moans that people get taxed too high in the holidays months.


 No.49665

>>49662

Yeah, you're going to get taxed hard, but it shouldn't be more than about 38c in the dollar if they're doing it right.

Good on you, btw.


 No.49666

>>49663

i just threw up


 No.49667

>>49666

If you are stuck at work and or cannot access an alternative coffee supply, it will grow on you.


 No.49668

>>49664

>What tax would he be hit with PAYG? I always hear the moans that people get taxed too high in the holidays months.

I'm not sure how they calculate it for a casual to be honest. I'd have thought they'd try and minimise it one way or another for a regular casual employee if that makes sense.


 No.49669

>>49667

Have you looked closely at the picture in question?


 No.49670

File: fc64ee20f144b6b⋯.jpg (30.66 KB, 420x408, 35:34, 234324.jpg)


 No.49671

>>49669

I did not and it should have been spoilered.


 No.49672

Think I'm getting a cold lads.


 No.49673

>>49663

Vaginas are so much more disgusting than dicks how am I attracted to them wtf


 No.49674

>>49665

>tfw I'm the best employee in terms of I always volunteer for as many shifts as I can get because I don't have a social life

>tfw if I'm not working I'm either in bed sleeping or in bed doing on the Internet


 No.49675

>>49673

I'm not attracted to pussies, I'm attracted to tits, nipples, thighs, feet, nape, and the pubic mound


 No.49676

>>49675

you forgot da dimples of Venus


 No.49677

>>49674

If you need to take a shift with little notice always ensure that there is leeway when you really need to take of a shift. Don't let them exploit you, if you need a sick day off and they are pushing for you to come in.

You sound like a great employee and I wish you luck


 No.49678


 No.49679

>>49676

I did.


 No.49680

>tfw some pedo cunt got my usual vpn banned

pedocide when?


 No.49681

>>49680

Why do you need to use a proxy? If you browsing the internet regularly logging into websites your anonymity does not exist.


 No.49682

>>49681

I use it to torrent things so mummybot doesn't get "stop downloading yuru yuri" letters


 No.49683

>>49677

Please explain further what you mean in terms of making sure there is leeway etc


 No.49684

>>49682

I've never gotten those letters. What ISP do you use? I'm on optus.


 No.49685

File: 87e11a6d3c03668⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.2 MB, 4000x2670, 400:267, Cuccona extra .jpg)

good morning honey, I made you a nice hot mug of Cuccona!


 No.49686

>>49685

delet


 No.49687

>>49685

Board Owner


 No.49688

>>49685

Spoiler disgusting images please.


 No.49689

>>49687

Isn't he still absent?


 No.49690

File: 0d386654b1b5d3a⋯.jpg (54.53 KB, 957x621, 319:207, 1491992701378.jpg)

>>49685

I feel physically sick now ffs reeeeeeeee


 No.49691

>>49688

I thought it was creative and entertaining


 No.49692

>>49688

>>49686

>>49690

Looks like we're all aiming for bf2018


 No.49693

>>49692

bfs2018 for me. One is not enough. I would get bored.


 No.49694

>>49693

absolutely degenerate


 No.49695

>>49683

To me it's more you are doing them a favour when you need to come in at very short notice. So when you unfortunately inconvenience them when you are sick it's not your fault. I think my belief is probably invalid as employers believe that all casual employees should always be available after hearing some stories of nasty people when hearing someone is unavailable.


 No.49697

>>49695

I didn't answer your question. The favour is an unspoken agreement that you are treated more preferable when calling in sick than someone is more chronically sick without a defined medical issue.


 No.49698

Feels like its been the weekend forever


 No.49699

>>49698

It almost feels like a long weekend. Like it is Easter or something.


 No.49700

>>49699

Can't be, there are no eggs in the fridge


 No.49701

>>49700

I am incubating all my eggs. I hope to hatch some easter bunnies.


 No.49702

>>49701

What if your father taps into the supply?


 No.49703

>>49701

Trying to sneak them past the fence, huh?


 No.49704

File: c64a17cf928f8b2⋯.png (10.91 KB, 321x339, 107:113, 0FnuQL3.png)

>>49703

Jesus christ that movie makes me tear up every time. I feel so badly for the aboriginal people ;_;


 No.49705

>>49704

It is propaganda and lies. Not remotely true to what really happened.


 No.49706

>>49704

The least you can do is give your (You)s back to their traditional owners


 No.49707

>>49706

Reconciliation


 No.49708

>>49706

To make sure you give them back the (you)s send them a message

https://www.reconciliation.org.au/contact-us/


 No.49709

>>49705

>not even remotely true to what really happened

You think you know otherwise do you?


 No.49710

I have opened a box of Margherita Pizza Shapes on a NEET's recommendation. They are awful. Literally taste like vomit.


 No.49711

>>49710

You need to force yourself to like them


 No.49712

>>49705

I don't really disagree with stealing the kids from their abusive parents to be honest. I just feel awful for their shitty lives in 2018.


 No.49713

>>49709

He probably does tbhnigger


 No.49714

>>49712

We NEETs have shitty lives too.


 No.49715

>>49714

My life is pretty decent all things considered


 No.49716


 No.49717

>>49706

I wish to pay respect to their Elders – past, present and emerging – and acknowledge the important role Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander people continue to play within the /ausneets/ community

I have an assortment of (you)s that I'd like to present to the traditional custodians of this imageboard


 No.49718

>>49712

The problem with some foster homes is that people do it for the money and the environment is probably equally as bad as their home. It's a Newstart payment they receive each week for each kid. I heard of one guy just setting up bunk beds and beds in each room to get more kids for the money. Didn't care one fuck about the kids, just wanted more money.


 No.49719

>>49717

It would not surprise me if neetking had a bit of unna running through his veins


 No.49720

ABBO PISS


 No.49721

UNNA's BLOOD


 No.49722

File: 5ebcca7dc199b37⋯.png (7.31 KB, 250x202, 125:101, 5ebcca7dc199b37e18a0c68a1c….png)

>>49716

>2. The Western Australian Chief Protector, A.O. Neville, did not remove the girls as part of some government plan to “breed out the colour”. Molly, aged 14, and Gracie, aged 11, were removed because they were having sex with the white fence workers who stopped at the Jigalong depot overnight

I didn't need to read that. Maybe I'll exorcise these bad feels by creating a few more vaginal coffees.


 No.49723

>>49722

>Maybe I'll exorcise these bad feels by creating a few more vaginal coffees.

I am not appreciated these coffees and will start integrating my immense gay collection into posts, if you do not spoiler them.


 No.49724

>chaturbate.com/klustamess/

tfw no strong accent aussie e-gf


 No.49725


 No.49726

>>49725

sloppy looking bitch


 No.49727

>>49726

soppy running-in-the-rain-to-confess-his-love neet


 No.49728

>>49727

>running-in-the-rain-to-confess-his-love neet

rude


 No.49729

>>49724

>rossghome:just love your smile you make this old digger so happy


 No.49730

Wtf, my legs are really sore from doing squats on Saturday and I didn't even notice until going on a walk just now

t. not Whoite Power rack NEET


 No.49731

>>49724

Why do you guys watch this stuff? I thought I topped out the cuck-o-meter as a 24 year old man chasing after a taken roastie


 No.49732

Roasties exploiting lonely men should be illegal. It is a form of prostitution.


 No.49733

>>49710

Should've gone with the bucket of KFC, like the rest of us.

>>49712

if I remember right, the real life girl the movie was based on got placed into a foster home because she was a child prostitute.


 No.49734

>>49730

that's why they call it 'delayed' onset muscle soreness


 No.49735

>>49554

Prostitution isn't illegal.


 No.49736

>>49731

Typically so I can them whores and get an insta ban


 No.49737

>>49724

Just imagine being a roastie, laying in bed all playing with your cunt and getting money to do it.


 No.49738

>>49736

alpha males have it the hardest in this world


 No.49739

>>49732

It makes me feel sad to think of all the sadness in those rooms


 No.49740

>>49730

How many squats did you do? How much weight?


 No.49741

>>49734

>tfw no gentle slow DOMS sex with a cute plump gym-beginner GF


 No.49742

>>49737

They truly are the most skilled cryptoNEETs right up there with rich housewives


 No.49743

>>49736

That sounds like a coping mechanism. I think you probably visit those rooms because you're lonely and the 'whore' thing is the story you tell yourself to justify an act that seems pathetic otherwise. There's no need for that, we all know that feel.


 No.49744

>>49739

A lot are probably middle and old men who have wives and families they should be spending time with instead as well as that use their $$ to pressure girls into doing stuff and being possessive tbh, I would only feel sorry for young guys posting there.


 No.49745

>>49743

>That sounds like a coping mechanism.

I am not the NEET who posted the link. I like see the look of disgust and irritation more than anything.


 No.49746

>>49740

5 sets of 5 reps (i.e stronglifts), 70 kg. That will be all of the questions I will be taking today InterviewNEET.


 No.49747

>>49744

I absolutely fucking hate the way men behave when they think sex is on the table. It's one of the reasons I find it really difficult to have male friendships.


 No.49748

>>49747

a/s/l post bobs and vegeni pls i post my hairy cock ok? lots of cocks 4 u


 No.49749

>>49747

t. roastie


 No.49750

>>49748

>lots of cocks 4 u

The most believable part of the post that rape is probably the most likely outcome of this pathway.


 No.49751

>>49748

imagine being a poojeeta in india


 No.49752

How do people manage to squat really heavy weights? Just having the bar alone on my shoulders hurts. How do you have 100+ kilos on your shoulders? doesn't the bar leave bruises?


 No.49753

>>49749

i saw her first nigger foight me i beat chest at u ooga booga

>>49750

calm down


 No.49754

>>49747

pls be in sydney


 No.49755

>>49753

>calm down

You're getting me excited


 No.49756

File: 34309e2819ed50f⋯.png (89.62 KB, 719x664, 719:664, 1512310287523.png)

>>49753

>i saw her first nigger foight me i beat chest at u ooga booga

OOG OOG OOG


 No.49757

File: da8739eaf838fb7⋯.webm (10.86 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, The Internet Song.webm)

I really hope they quadruple down and make a sequel…


 No.49758

>>49757

I am disfranchised that she doesn't open her pussy


 No.49759

File: 452096d8de222bd⋯.jpeg (17.7 KB, 353x400, 353:400, grug.jpeg)

>>49756

u fuckin wot? u fuckin WOT????


 No.49760

>>49752

By having big fat traps. You're supposed to keep them tensed while squatting, that's how they get so big in the first place. Alternatively, foamy things that wrap around the bar, or just placing a towel on your shoulders


 No.49761

File: 318692087a34e6e⋯.jpg (37.6 KB, 800x450, 16:9, oogaboogaaa.jpg)

>>49759

OOK OOK OOK SMASH GRUGG WITH WAR CLUB TO BREED WITH GRUGGETTE


 No.49762

>>49757

>comedy

>ABC

Since I'm not a raging SJW or a retarded baby boomer, I'll give it a miss.


 No.49763

>>49762

She was provided a lot of opportunities because she's a chink lesbian.


 No.49765

>>49752

You don't rest the bar on your shoulders, you create a 'shelf' in your upper back by retracting your shoulders and flexing your traps, that's where the bar rests. It's uncomfy but not painful. Don't use a towel or a stingray support.


 No.49766

>>49765

I've had massive headaches the day after from using a thin bar (15kg instead of 20kg olympic bar) and from not using a towel


 No.49767

>>49766

Have a wank


 No.49768

>>49767

nofap to maximize gains it's the only way


 No.49769

I wonder what happened to that NEET that donated hundreds of dollars to the camwhores


 No.49770

>>49768

Sounds like your maximising your loads.


 No.49771

>>49769

May be one invited him over and took his kidney.


 No.49772

>>49770

Well bantz'd


 No.49773

>>49772

Thanks


 No.49774

>>49769

Hopefully he's stopped doing that


 No.49775

I just had another Linux crash. I think I will carry on like this as best as I can until I get paid next week and then I will take my PC into a store to get fixed.


 No.49776

>>49774

Having a wank would get pretty expensive, fast.


 No.49777

>>49775

Hang in there, NEET.


 No.49778

>>49775

install debian


 No.49779

>>49776

He could save money by just using a $100 note to jerk off and throwing it out every time


 No.49780

>>49779

That sounds uncomfortable.


 No.49781

>>49780

still cheaper than smoking


 No.49782

>>49780

That's what makes it hot


 No.49783

>>49781

Smoking costs me like $20 a month, if you're not smoking a pack a day it's cheap as shit for a vice.


 No.49784

>>49783

Most vices are cheap if you do them in moderation


 No.49785

>>49784

But wanking is free


 No.49786

>>49784

Your boy Dan makes sure that even being a full time alcoholic is cheap.


 No.49787

>>49785

You're paying for your sins with your future potential


 No.49788

>>49766

Yeah thin bars are super painful when squatting and all-round shitty for every other lift. I have girly hands and they're still way too thin


 No.49789

>>49786

*Our boy Dan


 No.49790

>>49786

are they shut today or not


 No.49791

>>49789

No, he's mine alone


 No.49792

>>49790

Some Dan locations only closed on Friday and remained open throughout the weekend.


 No.49793

>>49791

Prove your dedication.


 No.49794

>https://chaturbate.com/desert2blosom/

She must hurt her vagina when she is finger fucking herself, she does this every day it cant be too good


 No.49795

>>49794

why is 3d so ugly


 No.49796

>>49562

Coffee, Sugar and Milk


 No.49797

>>49795

Reality is always uglier than ideals


 No.49798

>>49794

Too tight babi


 No.49799

File: ea9d7fbe6a94268⋯.png (443.85 KB, 1080x720, 3:2, tfw.png)

>tfw camwhores are now younger than you


 No.49800

>>49799

>tfw parents are younger than you


 No.49801

>>49799

Footage of their show will probably last hundreds of years and their grand kids will probably see it.


 No.49802

File: e5b4b4b61c23cb8⋯.jpg (77.85 KB, 557x574, 557:574, IMAG0260.jpg)

Now you see them


 No.49803

File: b28fd8e8a5508ab⋯.jpg (405.22 KB, 1659x1207, 1659:1207, IMAG0261.jpg)

Now you don't


 No.49804

>>49801

Their grandkids will probably be worse than they could ever be


 No.49805

File: 18ed17b48415705⋯.jpg (60.19 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, karen.jpg)

>>49799

No matter how old you get, Karen will always be the same age.


 No.49806

>>49649

New Mastercard logo?

>>49682

Japanese companies don't care. Even if it's licensed here you won't get in trouble.

I went to Timezone recently and played Daytona USA and Maximum Tune.


 No.49807

>>49805

What if the mangaka makes a new series where she's a camwhore?


 No.49808

>>49804

The cycle continues.


 No.49809

>>49806

>Mastercard

It will be the logo on the basics card when all the NEETs get put on income management.


 No.49810

>>49809

Hopefully Max runs courses on how to choose the best 10 buck wine so neets can learn how to budget


 No.49811

>>49810

Please don't say this, it could actually happen and we would be forced to attend these classes or lose the bux.


 No.49812

File: 263cffd2e173d07⋯.jpg (68.89 KB, 992x544, 31:17, welfare-card.jpg)

>>49809

Here is a card if someone wants to do a mockup. I do not have the skills.


 No.49813

>>49811

Just get a job working fuck all hours and tell them you're working that day


 No.49814

>>49812

>not even a mastercard

Disappointing


 No.49815

>>49813

>Just get a job


 No.49816

>>49815

y-yes, fellow neat


 No.49817

>>49813

Max would probably get paid for these courses. I can imagine Max forcing people to attend at least one. Max would do anything for the money.


 No.49818

Im depressed mates


 No.49819

>>49818

You need to find god, neeto


 No.49820

I'm not very impressed mates


 No.49821

>>49819

I told him to have a wank


 No.49822

>>49819

I found him, he told me to lose weight and I said fuck off dad


 No.49823

>>49822

I knew god was a skele


 No.49824

>>49823

And Jesus was an executive?


 No.49825

751


 No.49826

>>49825

Poorly bantered.


 No.49827

>>49825

Neet god strike thee down


 No.49828

I am making a new thread. Nobody panic.


 No.49829

>>49828

Please do it well and properly


 No.49830

>>49829

It will be the best thread ever seen.


 No.49831

Why do people keep making shit non-NEET threads?


 No.49833

NEW THREAD >>49832

NEW THREAD >>49832

NEW THREAD >>49832

NEW THREAD >>49832

NEW THREAD >>49832

NEW THREAD >>49832


 No.49834

File: eb5bdcde77124c7⋯.jpg (53.39 KB, 850x634, 425:317, 1df7fda7dc30eff4.jpg)

You know who she is. Don't lie to me.


 No.49835

>>49831

Because this board is continually on the front page of popular boards, so unsavoury types get curious.


 No.49836

>>49831

I blame the jews

>>49833

Shit, we've still got nearly 20 posts left, don't panic


 No.49837


 No.49838

>>49834

Well yeah. That Extreme Ghostbusters clip Zone released was pretty bitching.


 No.49840

Panicing a bit tbh mates


 No.49841


 No.49842

>>49840

Just relax.


 No.49843

This board really needs some active moderation today. I hope he's ok.


 No.49844

Someone make a new thread quick before I use up all the remaining posts


 No.49845

>>49844

It's a trap thread redirecting towards cancer

IGNORE THE NEW THREAD POST BEFORE THIS POST


 No.49847

File: 4dad12bb43bb78e⋯.webm (1.02 MB, 720x360, 2:1, 8chanDDOS.webm)


 No.49848

>>49838

>not starfire


 No.49849

>>49845

Hehe I am having some devilish fun with all this business


 No.49851

>>49848

Like a billion years old, dude.


 No.49853

I need to have a pre new thread calming wank


 No.49854

>>49849

Please stop upsetting the NEETs, it's not comfy behavior.


 No.49856

748


 No.49857


 No.49859

New Thread: >>49846

New Thread: >>49846

New Thread: >>49846

New Thread: >>49846


 No.49860

over




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