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We acknowledge the Traditional Owners of the board where we now post, pay respect to The Council and acknowledge the important role UNNA continue to play within our community.

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We don't like 'em, they smell.


>We don't like 'em, they smell.

I bet girls say much the same about us


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We apologise for the laws and policies of successive parliaments and governments that have inflicted profound grief, suffering and loss on these our fellow Australians. We apologise especially for the removal of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander children from their families, their communities and their country


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BO will be so disappointed when he gets back.


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Not even a link to the old thread.

Boong tier gen making NEET.






Somebody make a better thread



I was making one but he bet me.


>tfw not depressed and in great mental health

april fools


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Let's just start the whole day over.

Morning NEETs!



wassup you slitty-eyed bitch



It is too.



there's still time!




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We apologise for the threads and nonlinks of successive original posters and neetposters that have inflicted profound disappointment, annoyance and grief on those our board owners and cheesecake neets. We apologise especially for the removal of new and old thread links from old and new threads, their forever waiting neets and their board catalog.


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That bird won't be hungry.



>tfw no arisu gf


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Did you make that?


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Nah I made that shitty one yesterday but I found two karen groypers when I was going through them last night.



I didn't realise Karen was that popular.



she's the town bike



Did you think she was yours alone?





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this guy >>49119 knows.


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Time to watch a film and have a nap.



I couldn't see what that pic was from the thumbnail, I thought it was a cloud.

Quite apt for the thread though.



If I was a landowner and found some of that shit on my property I'd destroy it with my Karcher.






Is that an analogy about how you will destroy things of potential improvement to yourself due to your preconceived notions and undiluted rage?



i just like clean rocks ok



I've noticed a lot of racists love rocks.


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going out in public today was a mistake



I'm glad I made this thread. It'll continue to piss you two or three off until it hits 750.



Can we please not be narky over easter?



No worries, I've got some Communist literature to catch up on anyway and I need to report in with /r/Socialism.

See you next thread.



My favorite communist literature is [REDACTED]


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hahaHA! I'm being a faggot and no one can stop me!


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Have some /brit/ posts you lousy kangaroo botherers


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>watching the Chad personal trainer flirting with a qt who's just signed up

>seeing her eyes light up and her face slightly blush as they're talking, standing a little closer than people usually do


>I'm meeting the girl from my course in an hour and having to deal with no, I repeat NO, signs that she's attracted to me






This is not a nice thing to say but I'm glad I'm not the only one


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Let me guess

This is Australian fine art?


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..I imagined all Australians to be either chads or maori cannibals tbh


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I agree it's seems a lot of NEETs are on the goon or need to get on the goon. Too much narkiness in this thread, it's really disappointing.



Have a nark



I did, thank you.



Neets must love one another



Have a wank



Not really love but at least accept each other.



Finished with one five minutes ago, thank you.



Acceptance is a form of love, in a way



Jesus didn't die so you could sin once and call it a day mate


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I concur.


What are you watching anon? Something Eastery?



I am also pretty buzzed from the drinks mate. The rib lunch at the pub with the family was yum. I see Easter is a day with family for enjoyment. I am not very religious.



I am pretty pozzed from the socialists



Sounds like you're having a good time which is nice to hear, I hope at least a few othrt neets are enjoying the holiday too



Am enjoying it. Having a good time with anime and manga. Will come out of my NEETroom and eat with the family later.



I hope Karen is treating you well



Karen is a very good friend.



Thanks mate, like other NEET I will be watching anime for the rest of the day.


What are you big stinky neets up to?



Reading a book and being moderately offended by your post



Sorry my fragrant brother



ruining my eyes



m8, you were the one who identified yourself as a person of stinkiness by replying to the post


Watching Conan the Barbarian (there's a scene where Conan gets crucified, so it's an Easter movie)



From Vidya?


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I may be a big stiny neet but I am no liar



I have no sympathy for that guy because he looks like such a Chad.


I'm so glad this website is too dead to participate in retarded aprils fools jokes



He's a chad on the outside, but on the inside he is a brainlet just like us



Problem is it runs on burger time so don't get your hopes up.



Oh is that what is going on over on /pol/ ? I didn't make the connection.



He's also a NEET now too. Make some room for the new guy.



It appears to be sitewide since it's also happening on lit



porn and chans



Serves him right


Carn iggs



<Ah I see you're a man of goon


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>Something Eastery?

Not exactly, I watched this.



>rib lunch

Yummo, I had the family get together on friday, Easter sunday used to be the chocolate day when the cousins were young.




What is going on?


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Looks the same as normal, what are you guys on about?



4 not 8


I wish I could enjoy watching movies. Why does my brain not let me enjoy anything?



Maybe movies just aren't for you neet. Hopefully one day you'll find something you do enjoy


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>mummybot asks how many chocolates I've had today



I can't do movies either. It's not just you, lad.



lot of unna in the iggs team this year



I hope you told her, not as many as you would like to eat.



How many have you had? I had a couple this morning but even as an executive chocolate is hard to binge, it's so strong.




Usually dockers have the most dardy sings


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>Why does my brain not let me enjoy anything?

Excessive sobriety syndrome. Dr Dan, medicine man, can prescribe something for you.



Handy Dan tip #2



try watching movies not released this century



I don't understand what is going on.


>>49183 This >>49193

I can't remember any movies in the last decade that I've enjoyed.


Watch anime



What are some good chinese cartoons?



Finding anime worth watching is even harder


dbz is the only good anime




Here's some stuff I enjoyed:

Kiniro Mosaic

Last Exile

Made in Abyss

Welcome to the NHK

Shoujo Shuumatsu Ryokou

Uchouten Kazoku

Kemono Friends

Little Witch Academia

Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid

Ballroom e Youkoso

Isekai Shokudou



Yep and we're too old to watch that now.



Some pretty nice shows there neeto, I still need to get around to watching kemono though



The older you get the more comfy nostalgia you get out of childhood things.


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no way


That 4chan shit is fucked. I still don't understand why with the mini's and peeps and stuff, what's that about? Are they types of Easter eggs?



I believe they are American "candies".



They're just random teams created for april fools day



I feel like a grumpy old man.

Fuck them and their 'fun'.



Same here. That is exactly how I reacted.



You'll never regret staying strong, lad.


I think the skeles will lose ground today as everyone bulks up on chocolate tbh




At least the poo meme poster is enjoying team chocolate.



It was even worse when they combined the boards

I don't want fun, I want consistency



The unprepared skeles will be slow moving after indulging in executorial tasks

We should aim to strike



I feel that a lot of executives will be out of action if they had a family get together. Lots of food and booze



My Mummybot's old trout friend took her to the horse races today.


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Eat, Grow strong neet.


Feeling a bit lonely mates

All the wagie mates have a four day weekend and I haven't been invited to hang out



At least you have mates to neglect you. I passed that stage many years ago.


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Actually I thought the dialectal synthesis from combining /pol/ and /mlp/ last year was quite fruitful.




Have you seen them recently before this weekend get together?



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Extremely well bantered.


>tfw severely impressed



>tfw you see people on the train going to the foot having banter

>tfw you see wog thickies tits hanging as they do their laces up and they get off as a big group to go somewhere

>tfw no friends and no gf



When did things go so wrong?





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why do normies like tattoos so much?





Pepe on my wrist. Pepe on my wrist.



Makes them more individual to 50 other people who get this meme tattoo. They'll all laser it off in a month when they realise how stupid it was to not pepe on your wrist.


Big stinky neet



Because they believe in permanence.

We know that everything is fleeting. The feels are temporary before the endless comfort of the nocturnal abyss.


Big fragrant NEET





Medium built perfumed chad.


Small sized virgin


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hypothetically if I actually did get a pepe on my wrist how much of a celebrity would I become on this board?



Only one way to find out.


Executive virgin



If you got it on your fapping hand, you could post dick pics with it and argue with the mods over whether they were legit or bannable posts.



You'd be more admonished than praised.



I would look down on you tbh. It would be negative attention you would get.


You can only become a name neet by merit and effort



>tfw had to google admonished


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No idea myself but when I just tried to visit /b, this image is all I got. Gotta be an April Fool's joke, surely.



How do you know I'm not one of the nameNEETs already?


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I'd shout you a box of tendies if whenever I saw you at Woolies, and a box of goon if at Dan's.



You'd get at least eight (You)s




Sorry, not trying to be fancy. Random shite just ends up in your vocab.




You need to execufy your vocabularies




>tfw no 1960s sci fi gf




she's like 13



I was referring to the blonde one



She looked mentally ill. She would not have been a good gf.


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2nd rate enterprise gf



That's part of the 60s gf charm mate


>tfw no wife



>tfw no girl you share a lifelong deep love with but cannot marry for reasons beyond either of your control


>5 in the arvo

>done absolutely nothing all day

haven't even got out of my cumdies I slept in.



Living the dream.



thank you for your service


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This is the root of the evolution from NK to rapeNEET


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Stay true to the game m8


Feel like a drink





The dust blows forward and dust blows back, days go by like sand through my fingers.


Just woke up after my goon session last night, have a craving for fast food but I'm gonna resist



have a choccie


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>Just woke up after my goon session last night

>5pm ish

Fucking legendary.



>I'm gonna resist

I bet you don't.



I bet his mummybot doesn't agree



I know, the executive weigh in is this week and I don't wanna get punished for being underweight again


How is gf2018 going, neets?



I haven't had a conversation with a girl my age this year, so probably not ideally



Ok, I feel like I have made a lot of progress so far in 2018 personally but my main issue is just social isolation and no way to meet girls (or guys as friends), I know literally no young people my age.



Not gonna happen as long as I'm a broke, shy, and not altogether pleasant guy. Sort of a prick tbh



Just become a swinging dick chad


Why did they lock this executive sized woman away in a facility?

>Because of her [morbidly obese] diagnosis she lives in a group facility where her behavior is under constant scrutiny, and I suspect this feeling of surveillance, because she's reasonably intelligent, intensifies her emotional dependence on food and leads her to avoid leaving her bedroom at all, except of course to prepare meals.




Fuck one $150 hooker a month and you'll get all your touch needs. Women are worthless beyond that.



Because she was killing herself slowly.



>except of course to prepare meals

hearty kek



If all you want from women is sex you're better off learning to ignore your desires and channeling your energy elsewhere



You can get a hooker for $150? Fuck. I'll look into it.



Explosive diarrhoea may be calling you to m8



That's probably the quick 20 minute special



sex probably isn't the only thing you'll get


I have gone 42 days without fast food but the temptations are getting stronger.

It burns.. IT BURNS.

>I'm not sure when Lent actually ends so I'll wait til at least tuesday.



You have gotten this far give it up for good now.



It ended on holy Thursday , which was the 29th



The last couple days the cravings have been pretty strong, I was real keen for a bottle of coke yesterday.


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Those are extras you pay for when you don't want to use a condom.


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You exec's have harboured a lot of harsh feels from those school days when minichads called you tubby.



Skele brainwashing



I had a Chad body until 2nd year university.


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Eat and grow stronger brother



What went wrong?






I think there are some people who need help if they cannot stop. These are people who reach CEO size and keep expanding until their death.



You can get a bj from a tranny meth addict for $20…so I've heard.



Realised the whole "the next chapter will be better" thing was complete bullshit. Had enough money to eat what I wanted when I wanted, stopped exercising, and started sitting in front of a computer for 18-20 hours a day.



A blowjob without any teeth must be very satisfying



Will you reveal your executive status in kg?



tbh I'm hardly even speaking to my family anymore. Near total social withdrawal.





Did you abuse drugs to stay on the computer so long?



No. I didn't spend it on mindless internet, I was learning to reverse engineer, exploit buffer overflows etc.


I have previously.



top lel



Sounds more like you were exploiting butter overloads tbh



You're very clever. Banter levels off the charts.

I ate KFC for lunch nearly every day for a year.

I drank like a fish.



Wouldn't that be really expensive?



Why did your gf put up with it?



Did you ever think that one goon wouldn't hurt?


Feeding exploits into the console



>KFC for lunch nearly every day for a year

Holy shit, god mode neet existence unlocked



I was making money doing ad-hoc security stuff, and getting money from my parents.


What GF?



No 2D gf?



2D gfs are very understanding


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Aboriginal gf



She's just too tight mate on wanting to use her lube



There's a reason the guy isn't looking at her face.



emu export is all the lube a cuz needs



Look at his face it slipped out?


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>KFC every day

The secret to Zyzz's Gains



In heaven, in heaven



Once a skele always a skele



Well bantered.





no size mixing propaganda please




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Skeles get all the executive girls



>How is gf2018 going, neets?

I already posted an autistic paragraph a few threads ago about my failure at gf2018.



>tfw no executive gf



Last night from KFC I got the tenders box and a go bucket. The tenders were sub par and barely warm. Everything else was fine though.



I mean that's not the worst feel, as they come.


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This is a proper executive gf.



I've always wanted to fuck a bbw



Will you hold onto her handles?




Will she be able bounce up and down on you without making you distressed?


>tfw jawcel

>tfw most MtF trannies have a manlier jaw



When you out it in the back hole you could tell her you're trying a new recipe babe



I am not sure, it is something that I am willing to risk though.



surely having a munted jaw is better than having a munted mind


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Stay away from my women skeles



boogie is a traitor



My jawline fro the side is nice but is ruined by my overbite.



Actually think she unironically looks pretty hot, wouldn't mind one bit


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Out for a brisk executive walk


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Why are executive sized guys such chads? Are women just instinctively attracted to size?



To whomst'd've?







He won the category for the best dance performance on cam whore awards on efukt while naked. We should all be very scared of his skills.



very pretty, what state is this?


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>And one can just imagine his parents sitting in front of the telly in their council house on their old faded draylon sofa with holes in, ash tray beside and can of beer on the floor, laughing and saying "good on yer laa"



File: a9cd0e578d58d28⋯.webm (1.41 MB, 720x486, 40:27, danmerchant.webm)

Please visit Dan Murphy's and buy some Easter eggs from Woolworths to support our (((Judeo-Christian))) values and to have a good time.



Not very well bantered.




Kek'd hard when I saw these. My persistence paid off.



I still do not under why you posted them?


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587 lbs of pure awesome. How can /ausneets/ even compete?



>tfw person making your clothes quotes you by the linear metre



I thought he had a very interesting face that's all. Don't even remember what it is he made the news for.



He's dead mate, he was murdered remember



But thanks for clarification


dirty erol is in hell now



Dan OC is always appreciated.


>tfw happy





No probs, I'm still going to post 'em for a little while longer though.


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As happy as Dan?


ClockNEET it is time to set your clocks



u fat cunt



I apologise I work on a reminder system.



Please don't tell me you got a streetwise feast, when it could have been a giant feast with a bucket of chicken.



Absolute legend! Is that the '10 Wicked Wings for $10' deal?



Where is the Dan though? We already have a Jewish Dan.



I am happy now that I have the reason. Please continue on.


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Look at his eyes.



Bad boi



His eye balls match but not his eye sockets. I also need to see his cheeky smile. It affirms to me that he'll give me a cheeky pad on the back when I walk in the doors.



Keep up the good work.


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Please don't listen to the haters. I know you will become CEO sized one day. I believe in you.



Hitler you vegetarian untermensch.



>'Recent research has revealed that Dan Murphy was born Daniel Aaron Moskowitz, to German-Jewish immigrants…'



NEETs we should be encouraging our executive brethren towards the Nurgle 2018 fused/fuzzed to a chair competition. Have you lost sight of the Dan's gift card for the biggest NEET who posts their picture with a time stamp? This community should be a place of encouragement and positively not hate.



It's always been suspected he was Jewish considering his strong relationships with Jewish winemakers.



So you bought 2 '10 Wicked Wings for $10' deals?



>Have you lost sight of the Dan's gift card

So ~$450 worth at best, assuming somebody puts most of their Cennobux into it?



The greatest reward for an executive life well lived is the sweet release of a statistically earlier death


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We're not going to let guys like boogie beat us, get all the chicks and make us look like a bunch of skellies. Who will take the #kfceveryday pledge with me?



At least a $50 gift card to Dan's buys then enough goon for a couple of days.



Such inspiring words. I wish I could afford to.



It's also the thought that counts and the fact that you are the winner



I can't afford it. I will just drink an equivalent amount of canola oil each day.



That's poor people talk



kfc is literally disgusting though, you can be an executive and still have functioning tastebuds



Thank you, it's good to know that that deal is available all week. They're tasty af, and given that they're smaller than regular sized pieces there's no real chance of 'dry' meat. How were the chips?



It is, I am sorry.


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I just realised that the name 'Donald', a name of celtic origins, means king of the world, while 'Vladimir' means the same in slavic. How can this be a coincidence?



I would if I could afford it. Well maybe not KFC everyday, but at least one meal from a fast-food joint.



God I love kfc chip seasoning. I'd die for it. I'll probably die of it.



At least you'll die happy


I was wondering why I was so tired given that it is only 8:30, and then I remembered it is really actually 9:30 to my body and that means bed time.


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Her boyfriend wasn't invited, he didn't drop her off and she didn't mention him once. Perhaps she's planning to cuck him and upgrade to this kissless virgin ex-neet. Or perhaps he doesn't exist and she invented him to avoid going on that date with me.

Either way, we had fun tonight. We joked around and did the activity and she seemed interested in talking to me. We had to speak to a talkative 6/10 lower-tier Chad with an outgoing personality I wanted to take him around the corner and choke him and she laughed at his antics but didn't seem very interested in continuing a conversation with the guy, which was good. Politeness dictated that I invite the Chad along to the rest of the activity but I stood behind her and shook my head and glared at him as I asked whether he wanted to come. He declined.

After that, I showed her around and we sat together and told stories and talked about the general goings-on in our lives. We haven't had a deep conversation yet and that didn't happen tonight but I learned a bit more about her. By that point it was getting pretty late and she left - I guess she didn't need to stay as long as she did, but she didn't go out of her way to stay late with me either. She touched my arm when she said goodbye.

I did not notice any body language that would suggest she's romantically interested in me

She just sent me a text saying she had fun tonight

How should I feel about all this?



They were named back when men were given real, masculine, names, not miss-spelled and made-up names like Kai, Jai, Jaydn, etc.



Sounds perfect. Why is it so hard for my Kunts to get it right? I wish I wasn't so beta that I could at least confront them and ask for a refund.



>but I stood behind her and shook my head and glared at him as I asked whether he wanted to come

I am still not sure how real all this is.



Have a wank then write up your response.



>She touched my arm when she said goodbye.


>I did not notice any body language that would suggest she's romantically interested in me


>She just sent me a text saying she had fun tonight

you fukken tard



It is a real lottery at mine. They are only good about half the time.



Run after her in the pouring rain and confess your love, neet


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Do a barrel roll



they both have a time travelling letterbox



Your taste-buds must be literally retarded


There must be countless imitation-recipes on the net for it, and same with the chicken seasoning.



I've watched variations of this same pathetic plot play out dozens of times. Unless she sucks your dick, you're really not getting anywhere with her.



>Your taste-buds must be literally retarded

Every time I go to kfc it tastes like oil

Although to be fair I'm not keen on fried chicken anyway



If he came along it would've completely fucked up the evening, I had to invite him to be polite but I couldn't let him keep dominating the conversation with his funny anecdotes.

I didn't have a choice.



how did you end up meeting random mcchad on your date?


Going to start counting calories again tommorow.



Good onya neeto. Hope it works out for you



how many u shootin for, brosef?


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I am going to bed NEETs. I am going to read some more of the adventures Gordianus the Finder. In the current novel he has been hired by a military man in the middle of the night to do an unspecified task at an unspecified place. If I was to guess I would say it probably relates to some sort of high stakes Roman political matter.

Good night.



Fair enough retard

Any REM fans here?



Good night.




How many KFC nuggets is this?



>that title

>that cover

How did you ever come across such a book? I've love horror fiction in the past thought haven't read much in a few years. Anyway good night.



"A must read"




Shark Hunting in Paradise Garden (2008)

Ass Goblins of Auschwitz (2009)[8]

Lost in Cat Brain Land (2010)

The Pickled Apocalypse of Pancake Island (2010)[9]

Abortion Arcade (2011)

Cthulhu Comes to the Vampire Kingdom (2011)

Gargoyle Girls of Spider Island (2011)

Die You Doughnut Bastards (2012)

Fantastic Earth Destroyer Ultra Plus (2013)



>Politeness dictated that I invite the Chad along to the rest of the activity but I stood behind her and shook my head and glared at him as I asked whether he wanted to come. He declined.


















Dan should I have some red goon?



About 40 kfc nuggets



they'll turn into about six nuggets coming out the other end into the toilet bowl.



Not a bad diet, split into 4 meals.



Well bantered.



40 nuggets is a single meal



The Adventures of NZ-NEET, Vol #….



Thank you. I will pass your praise on to my banter writer and life coach.



No, my beloved neet, sobriety is the path you must take



They're A Weird Mob



m-max isn't open tomorrow, or is it…





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Drinkin' da whisky

Strokin' ma dicky



This is what happens when you draw Jewish Dan. I was happy to remain ignorant.


There have been no more Linux crashes. The initial ones happened because I forgot to update everything after installation. Things are working pretty smooth now, although VLC playback of video files seems a bit off. Lacking in crispness and quality. the odd small glitch. I think I will stay on Linux for the nonce and see if I can get used to it.



Is it really surprising that a man who sold his business to (((woolworths))) was a jew?





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Goodnight NEETs. Don't forget to brush your teeth.



Great pic.



If you're having problems with an OS crashing shortly after installing then that tells me there'are some serious problems within your PC.



I'd rather brush her teeth



With her tooth brush?



Will you require a credit card and need me to click on a link to fix my machine.



of course



Night, NEET.

And good call.


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>tfw no gf to buy necklaces and other assorted bs girl-stuff for



Make a macaroni necklace for mummybot to wear


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If he was alive today he'd join the greens.


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Wait, woolworths is jewish? H-how?


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>tfw depressed


>tfw impressed



Good for you mate, I hope this keeps going.



I too would like to assist this young lady's oral health, with my penis instead of a toothbrush. It's like complementary medicine.



Watch a 1990's Nicolas Cage flick



I'm sorry I missed your good night post. I hope you are having splendid dreams about cheese.



Con Air is a good one.



Good night mate.



Agreed. Also, Gone in 60 Seconds is highly underrated.



>highly underrated.

Pretty sure it has good ratings.


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I am going to try and dream about fruit tonight.

I waited up for your good night wishes. I knew you would not forget me. Thank you and good night.



Well done NZNEET



I apologise for that meme, Linux does not have a very big file preview so I do not know what I am clicking.



Vile post



I can't believe you waited that long. I'm sorry I kept you waiting. I went to a family friends for dinner.

Sweet dreams dearest NEET.



It's an all natural medical device



>VLC is off

A decent alternative is MPV



It wasn't a date (from her perspective at least) and we were paired up with him for the activity



Ahh, you got it working then. Cool.



If he was alive here he'd be a Karenposter



I might give it a go. I just noticed VLC is having audio problems too.


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Uncle Adolf?



>other people's opinions

Just watch it and make your own decision, bitch. Bringing Out The Dead was really great.


Go to sleep ya poof



Such as? I've never had any issue with VLC in all the years I've used it. What fucked-up things do some of you use your PC for anyway?


Hey linux neet, take this oppertunity to burn some bootable cd's for next time your pc shits the bed.


mplayer2 , the vi of media players


I use my pc to download and view degenerate malaysian finger paintings.


Finished up with the plans for a new gym program i'm starting this week NEETs, about to get executive™ sized. Considering gear only because I have nothing else in my life but..

>tfw too young



I like the weather man and lord of war, the first gone in 60 secs was better imo


Early to bed, early to rise. Goodnight NEETs.




Thank you neets. I intend to scuttle into her heart like a cockroach and if you don't mind me posting updates I'll tell you all about it as it happens.



Nighty night.


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It begins



I'm yet to see his version of The Wicker Man, have seen the original and it's weird af.



Well gl, I never used gear but you should get as far as you can before you decide to.


Night, NEET bro



get huge brah


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Just had an feeling to listen to this, when I was about 15 I made my nan drive me to the record shop and I got it then made her listen to it on the way home.

This is the promo when they were making the photoshoot for the album inlay. You guys would probably like that more than the songs.


embedded is one of the songs (from the other album they made).


I wonder if in the future NEETs will be looked back upon as badass lone wolf cowboys, who were the only ones who didn't participate in this era's fucked up society.



Night bud.


I'm pretty sure I've seen his one but I can only remember the old one.



There wont be anything to remember us by,or nothing worth saving.



probably not, unless some neet goes and makes something that is remembered


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Violence makes me anxious and upset but this is the best fight I've ever seen - in the 80s the western martial artists had rarely come into serious contact with the better eastern styles and so a few rounds of exhibition matches were organized - muay thai vs kickboxing. This one was a bit unfair because the thai fighter wasn't allowed to use knees or elbows or throws, but it's still good. Starts at 1:12



Yeah I don't think I will ever actually I just day dream a lot about it plus I'm insecure and have body dysphoria even though I know I look alright. I also have always hated being "little bro" to people when I've been lifting very consistently for 2 years now and have made decent progress, it really gets me going.


Gonna give it all I got man, I'll report back in and share results when I'm done with the program in 4 months



I meant dysmorphia fugg



is there a difference?



I think dysmorphia is more to do with self image whereas dysphoria is about satisfaction with life in general. I might be wrong but still experience both to a certain extent



What's your fave Bruce Lee flick?



I used to have daydreams like that, you should find some use for all that progress. I have this claymore sword (~10kg) I practice with, I cut an old dresser in half once and it is lots of fun.



I like the kung fu.


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>The virgin beta playing with swords



consider suicide



Answer the question



I've never watched martial arts movies



Probably enter the dragon



Well what got you on to that clip?



Yeah i'm a virgin beta who plays with swords, I have fun, give it a try sometime.



what was >>49520



just a retard posting an image of a little girl



How did you become a pedophile?



>not anime loli

why even bother tbh



I only use youtube for ASMR and music so I'm not sure, but I'm glad I saw it. Muay thai looks really neat, I think I might sign up for a class.

Are you just LARPing as a pedo to annoy the neets? That's not a very nice way to behave on Easter Sunday



I'd assume global reports are monitored by someone else



A tremendous amount of post-pubescent grill rejection most likely





I'm pretty sure pedos are just born broken


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Pedo sympaphiser?



Not sure how that can be taken as sympathy



Loli are for non-degenerate headpats.



You're right.



He almost had him in the first then the rest that thai guy destroyed his legs.

Pretty good tactic


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Time for sleep.Good night friends, hope you all enjoyed Easter.



nighty night neety neet


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>watching muay thai videos on my PC, phone charging on my bed behind me, impatiently waiting for her to reply to my text

>my phone buzzes and makes the 'you have a text' noise

>I spin around in my chair, leap onto my bed and quickly enter my phone password so I can read and re-read those precious words

>open my messages to the new text

>random number

>Alert!!:Your Mobile No is Selected as winner of £27500000 on UKMobile Lotto. Go to [url] to claim



Goodnight sweet neet, I hope you ate lots of choccies :)

You don't mind if I take each of those groypers, right?



Wow lucky, I bet that kind of money can really kickstart your life together


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>wake up




What's got you down, Mountain Hans?



>The Beta Male Community

The Forever Virgins


Which one of you Kunts posted that image on /b?


Good night frends



Good night, buddy. Better late than never.


Hey gang.


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your image inspired me


Morning NEETs



Morning NEET.


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Morning chaps. Coffee or tea to start the day? Sugar? Milk?



Coffe, black.



Tea with a dash of milk






How many cups so far?



double shot of espresso, no sugar, no milk


A dash of goon in your morning coffee, or an actual mug full of goon?


Anyone got something interesting to watch on youtube or netflix for the next 12 hours?



You could watch one of those cross country train trips



Morning noots!

Ate last night's leftover Chinese for breakfast.

Got a didgeridoo lesson later this morning.



All yours good buddy.



I hope you're serious, the digde is a pretty cool instrument to play.



Great stuff man, very good.


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Good morning sweet NEETs



Coffee, milk and sugar. Thank you.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Carl Munck - The Code.

Here's part one.


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Good morning mate.


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>wake up

>realize didn't set my clock back

>think to myself now that I woke up 1 hour early

what a great way to start the day m8s



Thanks for the weapon grade sleeping aid anyways m8



Well bantered.


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He isn't ready to accept the secrets of the code.



Excellent work.



I started the day with a coffee. All milk, one sugar and a heaped spoon of instant moccona.


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meant for >>49581


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>didgeridoo lesson

Is that code m8? Did you arrange it on grindr?


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..I had to use long life.



sugar is bad

no sugar

naughty neet



That gone house looks comfy as fuck. I used to collect the David the gnome books when I was young.


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I have three sugars and two coffees



I always use UHT milk. Woolworths brand 90c a litre. I actually prefer it to fresh now.



The only reason I get the long life is because I only use it coffee (sometimes in cereal) and it goes off before I'm even half way through it.



Which cereals do you eat?


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I want a house like that but human scaled.



Why doesn't this board have public logs enabled?




Puffed wheat but not very often.




I've seen some whacky hippy-esque/self sustainable homes like that that are underground and have gardens on the roof.


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Both boards have this



I feel that it might be disabled by default, but still I would have liked to see the logs.


File: f596948cd308a97⋯.mp4 (4.37 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, on my wee.mp4)


High speed rail across Australia is too complica-

>The crossing, which took seven years to complete, is 55km-long and six lanes wide, comprising of of four tunnels and four artificial islands.



Good morning neets


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Strangely relatable.


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>across Australia

>7 years for every 55km's

We already have a decent rail system, to me the "promise" of high speed is a sales pitch to vote for them like NBN



Good morning.



I am going to trial calling you Puffed Wheat NEET. It may not take off, but I like the sound of it.



I may have to start eating breakfast and taking pics of it for that to work.



This is a sound assessment. I agree.



Good morning.



You do what needs to be done PW.


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I hope everyone's ready for the post-Easter hat parade at recess on Tuesday. If anyone needs help putting the finishing touches on their hat I can lend a hand ^_^



>comparing China with Australia

We've fallen behind what was basically a developing 3rd world country, what do you expect?



What prize does the winner of the easter hat parade get?



China is still very much a developing country, the reason we don't have massive infrastructure projects is because we don't really need it our population is rather low.


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I'll be soft and sweet with just enough crispy edginess, and to top it off I'm relatively good for you.



Their progress is slowing down drastically, the reason they had such a burst is because they had so many low socio-economic people that raised to middle class. Now that that jump has happened they will level off a bit. India will be the next big move imo, they are already investing heavily in Australia.



You sound delicious. But sometimes what is inside the box doesn't match the description.



Oh dear, neety, you know that it's not just a prize but a sur-prize as well! I heard something about a movie ticket but that's all I'll say. Come on now, your mummy is waiting! Oh neety come back, don't forget your hat again!


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Morning NEETs. Started the day off without turning on the computer first thing in the morning and it was good to get shit done 3 hours earlier than usual.



Morning Karen you dirty hussy



good morning qt



Good morning Karen you wholesome girl.


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Off to wage.




Good luck, hurry home.


karen has chlamydia



So do many Koalas. It is nothing to be ashamed of in this day and age.



ohayoo, karenchan!



Karen's is drug resistant.



tfw you will never get an std


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Well NEETs, it's the first day of #bucket_of_kfc_every_day challenge! Are you psyched? Are you ready to get executive sized?


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You'll be back by lunchtime




The worst instant coffee brand.



That's not how you spell international roast.



International Roast is an acquired taste if it's the only brand available. I agree with >>49638 Moccona does suck, I had it once and our family had to throw it out because no one would drink it.



Moccona is the best imo, second best is nescafe



i'll fuckin fight you cunt



Have a go cunt


Good morning big stinky neets



i swear on me mum



>Moccona is the best imo

Have they changed the recipe in the last 10 years? I think we got it when they advertised it as luxury brand and paired it with a reduced sale price. I did not enjoy it from memory, the only reason I can think of is if it had a bitter and or sour taste. I just do not like bitter coffees, if I wanted it like that I would squeeze a lemon into my coffee myself.

>second best is nescafe

I do enjoy Nescafe though.


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I think it's time to get some taste in here



check out this scrub


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I used to drink nescafe espresso but got some moccona dark roast a few years ago, never had anything else since.



I like KFC but my local KFC has turned to shit. Everything is either not seasoned enough or too much, too cold, under-cooked or over-cooked. I know someone who submits feedback about this and nothing has happened, even when it relates to them not following dietary requests clearly specified on the receipt. When they kill someone, I think that is when change may happen.



Nice OC though.



>When they kill someone, I think that is when change may happen

They rendered a girl a vegetable with botulism a couple of years ago and nothing was done.



together, they shall rule the galaxy


this is why I never eat any takeaway food with salad or vegetables on it




I think you may be hearing about a case like that at our local KFC soon. Google map reviews demonstrate that it's going down the shitter with shit service and food being provided all round. That's from one off reviewers and people who have done hundreds of reviews.

I remember I order once order a pizza and ribs from an Italian place ~15 minute drive away. Mummybot left to get herself KFC, a couple of minutes later I rang up and made a pick-up order. I later drove down and back, I ate about a quarter of the meal before mummybot got back from drive through. The pizza place wasn't too busy but it was amazing that I could order after she left, pick it up and begin the meal when KFC is 5 minutes away.


I think the KFC brand is going to collapse if they are not franchised stores. It only takes a few stores to keep fucking up to drag everything down. That story is fucked though, she'll probably need a decent amount of money after court costs to live a reasonable life considering how disabled she is now.


>tfw worked 2pm to 11pm easter Saturday, 2 to 7pm Sunday, working today as well from 2 till 7 on $65/hour rates m8s.



>I think the KFC brand is going to collapse if they are not franchised stores.

Yum! Brands (owner of Australian KFC, Pizza Hut, etc) averages $4.6 billion revenue per year. They could haven't of these payouts every week and it wouldn't affect them financially.



>They could haven't

*They could have



>tfw when ~50% tax hits you?



He's not there yet. That would require > $180k pa equivalent, or ~$93 p/h.



I'm casual, normal rate is $25. I'm indeed going to be taxed out the ass though. I need a cashy job


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I seriously hope you guys don't drink any other brand



>Yum! Brands (owner of Australian KFC, Pizza Hut, etc)

Both of stores are absolutely shit in my area. You pay a premium for a cooked meal and there is always something wrong with your meal at KFC. Pizza Hut just tastes shit as they focused on quantity rather than quality.


What tax would he be hit with PAYG? I always hear the moans that people get taxed too high in the holidays months.



Yeah, you're going to get taxed hard, but it shouldn't be more than about 38c in the dollar if they're doing it right.

Good on you, btw.



i just threw up



If you are stuck at work and or cannot access an alternative coffee supply, it will grow on you.



>What tax would he be hit with PAYG? I always hear the moans that people get taxed too high in the holidays months.

I'm not sure how they calculate it for a casual to be honest. I'd have thought they'd try and minimise it one way or another for a regular casual employee if that makes sense.



Have you looked closely at the picture in question?


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I did not and it should have been spoilered.


Think I'm getting a cold lads.



Vaginas are so much more disgusting than dicks how am I attracted to them wtf



>tfw I'm the best employee in terms of I always volunteer for as many shifts as I can get because I don't have a social life

>tfw if I'm not working I'm either in bed sleeping or in bed doing on the Internet



I'm not attracted to pussies, I'm attracted to tits, nipples, thighs, feet, nape, and the pubic mound



you forgot da dimples of Venus



If you need to take a shift with little notice always ensure that there is leeway when you really need to take of a shift. Don't let them exploit you, if you need a sick day off and they are pushing for you to come in.

You sound like a great employee and I wish you luck




I did.


>tfw some pedo cunt got my usual vpn banned

pedocide when?



Why do you need to use a proxy? If you browsing the internet regularly logging into websites your anonymity does not exist.



I use it to torrent things so mummybot doesn't get "stop downloading yuru yuri" letters



Please explain further what you mean in terms of making sure there is leeway etc



I've never gotten those letters. What ISP do you use? I'm on optus.


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good morning honey, I made you a nice hot mug of Cuccona!






Board Owner



Spoiler disgusting images please.



Isn't he still absent?


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I feel physically sick now ffs reeeeeeeee



I thought it was creative and entertaining





Looks like we're all aiming for bf2018



absolutely degenerate



To me it's more you are doing them a favour when you need to come in at very short notice. So when you unfortunately inconvenience them when you are sick it's not your fault. I think my belief is probably invalid as employers believe that all casual employees should always be available after hearing some stories of nasty people when hearing someone is unavailable.



I didn't answer your question. The favour is an unspoken agreement that you are treated more preferable when calling in sick than someone is more chronically sick without a defined medical issue.


Feels like its been the weekend forever



It almost feels like a long weekend. Like it is Easter or something.



Can't be, there are no eggs in the fridge



I am incubating all my eggs. I hope to hatch some easter bunnies.



What if your father taps into the supply?



Trying to sneak them past the fence, huh?


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Jesus christ that movie makes me tear up every time. I feel so badly for the aboriginal people ;_;



It is propaganda and lies. Not remotely true to what really happened.



The least you can do is give your (You)s back to their traditional owners






To make sure you give them back the (you)s send them a message




>not even remotely true to what really happened

You think you know otherwise do you?


I have opened a box of Margherita Pizza Shapes on a NEET's recommendation. They are awful. Literally taste like vomit.



You need to force yourself to like them



I don't really disagree with stealing the kids from their abusive parents to be honest. I just feel awful for their shitty lives in 2018.



He probably does tbhnigger



We NEETs have shitty lives too.



My life is pretty decent all things considered




I wish to pay respect to their Elders – past, present and emerging – and acknowledge the important role Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander people continue to play within the /ausneets/ community

I have an assortment of (you)s that I'd like to present to the traditional custodians of this imageboard



The problem with some foster homes is that people do it for the money and the environment is probably equally as bad as their home. It's a Newstart payment they receive each week for each kid. I heard of one guy just setting up bunk beds and beds in each room to get more kids for the money. Didn't care one fuck about the kids, just wanted more money.



It would not surprise me if neetking had a bit of unna running through his veins






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>2. The Western Australian Chief Protector, A.O. Neville, did not remove the girls as part of some government plan to “breed out the colour”. Molly, aged 14, and Gracie, aged 11, were removed because they were having sex with the white fence workers who stopped at the Jigalong depot overnight

I didn't need to read that. Maybe I'll exorcise these bad feels by creating a few more vaginal coffees.



>Maybe I'll exorcise these bad feels by creating a few more vaginal coffees.

I am not appreciated these coffees and will start integrating my immense gay collection into posts, if you do not spoiler them.



tfw no strong accent aussie e-gf




sloppy looking bitch



soppy running-in-the-rain-to-confess-his-love neet



>running-in-the-rain-to-confess-his-love neet




>rossghome:just love your smile you make this old digger so happy


Wtf, my legs are really sore from doing squats on Saturday and I didn't even notice until going on a walk just now

t. not Whoite Power rack NEET



Why do you guys watch this stuff? I thought I topped out the cuck-o-meter as a 24 year old man chasing after a taken roastie


Roasties exploiting lonely men should be illegal. It is a form of prostitution.



Should've gone with the bucket of KFC, like the rest of us.


if I remember right, the real life girl the movie was based on got placed into a foster home because she was a child prostitute.



that's why they call it 'delayed' onset muscle soreness



Prostitution isn't illegal.



Typically so I can them whores and get an insta ban



Just imagine being a roastie, laying in bed all playing with your cunt and getting money to do it.



alpha males have it the hardest in this world



It makes me feel sad to think of all the sadness in those rooms



How many squats did you do? How much weight?



>tfw no gentle slow DOMS sex with a cute plump gym-beginner GF



They truly are the most skilled cryptoNEETs right up there with rich housewives



That sounds like a coping mechanism. I think you probably visit those rooms because you're lonely and the 'whore' thing is the story you tell yourself to justify an act that seems pathetic otherwise. There's no need for that, we all know that feel.



A lot are probably middle and old men who have wives and families they should be spending time with instead as well as that use their $$ to pressure girls into doing stuff and being possessive tbh, I would only feel sorry for young guys posting there.



>That sounds like a coping mechanism.

I am not the NEET who posted the link. I like see the look of disgust and irritation more than anything.



5 sets of 5 reps (i.e stronglifts), 70 kg. That will be all of the questions I will be taking today InterviewNEET.



I absolutely fucking hate the way men behave when they think sex is on the table. It's one of the reasons I find it really difficult to have male friendships.



a/s/l post bobs and vegeni pls i post my hairy cock ok? lots of cocks 4 u



t. roastie



>lots of cocks 4 u

The most believable part of the post that rape is probably the most likely outcome of this pathway.



imagine being a poojeeta in india


How do people manage to squat really heavy weights? Just having the bar alone on my shoulders hurts. How do you have 100+ kilos on your shoulders? doesn't the bar leave bruises?



i saw her first nigger foight me i beat chest at u ooga booga


calm down



pls be in sydney



>calm down

You're getting me excited


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>i saw her first nigger foight me i beat chest at u ooga booga



File: da8739eaf838fb7⋯.webm (10.86 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, The Internet Song.webm)

I really hope they quadruple down and make a sequel…



I am disfranchised that she doesn't open her pussy


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u fuckin wot? u fuckin WOT????



By having big fat traps. You're supposed to keep them tensed while squatting, that's how they get so big in the first place. Alternatively, foamy things that wrap around the bar, or just placing a towel on your shoulders


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Since I'm not a raging SJW or a retarded baby boomer, I'll give it a miss.



She was provided a lot of opportunities because she's a chink lesbian.



You don't rest the bar on your shoulders, you create a 'shelf' in your upper back by retracting your shoulders and flexing your traps, that's where the bar rests. It's uncomfy but not painful. Don't use a towel or a stingray support.



I've had massive headaches the day after from using a thin bar (15kg instead of 20kg olympic bar) and from not using a towel



Have a wank



nofap to maximize gains it's the only way


I wonder what happened to that NEET that donated hundreds of dollars to the camwhores



Sounds like your maximising your loads.



May be one invited him over and took his kidney.



Well bantz'd






Hopefully he's stopped doing that


I just had another Linux crash. I think I will carry on like this as best as I can until I get paid next week and then I will take my PC into a store to get fixed.



Having a wank would get pretty expensive, fast.



Hang in there, NEET.



install debian



He could save money by just using a $100 note to jerk off and throwing it out every time



That sounds uncomfortable.



still cheaper than smoking



That's what makes it hot



Smoking costs me like $20 a month, if you're not smoking a pack a day it's cheap as shit for a vice.



Most vices are cheap if you do them in moderation



But wanking is free



Your boy Dan makes sure that even being a full time alcoholic is cheap.



You're paying for your sins with your future potential



Yeah thin bars are super painful when squatting and all-round shitty for every other lift. I have girly hands and they're still way too thin



*Our boy Dan



are they shut today or not



No, he's mine alone



Some Dan locations only closed on Friday and remained open throughout the weekend.



Prove your dedication.



She must hurt her vagina when she is finger fucking herself, she does this every day it cant be too good



why is 3d so ugly



Coffee, Sugar and Milk



Reality is always uglier than ideals



Too tight babi


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>tfw camwhores are now younger than you



>tfw parents are younger than you



Footage of their show will probably last hundreds of years and their grand kids will probably see it.


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Now you see them


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Now you don't



Their grandkids will probably be worse than they could ever be


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No matter how old you get, Karen will always be the same age.



New Mastercard logo?


Japanese companies don't care. Even if it's licensed here you won't get in trouble.

I went to Timezone recently and played Daytona USA and Maximum Tune.



What if the mangaka makes a new series where she's a camwhore?



The cycle continues.




It will be the logo on the basics card when all the NEETs get put on income management.



Hopefully Max runs courses on how to choose the best 10 buck wine so neets can learn how to budget



Please don't say this, it could actually happen and we would be forced to attend these classes or lose the bux.


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Here is a card if someone wants to do a mockup. I do not have the skills.



Just get a job working fuck all hours and tell them you're working that day



>not even a mastercard




>Just get a job



y-yes, fellow neat



Max would probably get paid for these courses. I can imagine Max forcing people to attend at least one. Max would do anything for the money.


Im depressed mates



You need to find god, neeto


I'm not very impressed mates



I told him to have a wank



I found him, he told me to lose weight and I said fuck off dad



I knew god was a skele



And Jesus was an executive?





Poorly bantered.



Neet god strike thee down


I am making a new thread. Nobody panic.



Please do it well and properly



It will be the best thread ever seen.


Why do people keep making shit non-NEET threads?


NEW THREAD >>49832

NEW THREAD >>49832

NEW THREAD >>49832

NEW THREAD >>49832

NEW THREAD >>49832

NEW THREAD >>49832


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You know who she is. Don't lie to me.



Because this board is continually on the front page of popular boards, so unsavoury types get curious.



I blame the jews


Shit, we've still got nearly 20 posts left, don't panic




Well yeah. That Extreme Ghostbusters clip Zone released was pretty bitching.


Panicing a bit tbh mates




Just relax.


This board really needs some active moderation today. I hope he's ok.


Someone make a new thread quick before I use up all the remaining posts



It's a trap thread redirecting towards cancer



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>not starfire



Hehe I am having some devilish fun with all this business



Like a billion years old, dude.


I need to have a pre new thread calming wank



Please stop upsetting the NEETs, it's not comfy behavior.





New Thread: >>49846

New Thread: >>49846

New Thread: >>49846

New Thread: >>49846



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