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How was your Easter NEETs? How many chocolate eggs did you eat?

Previous Thread: >>49094









I do not like that pepe


File: 3b752f227aa3b9f⋯.png (329.27 KB, 500x573, 500:573, st001890221.png)

FIRST 2D girls in the thread.



Smelly pepe






Is the one on the left or the one of the right first?



I imagine all pepes smell like moist toad

Also we're gonna hit 50k posts this thread


Just started pouring this can of beer into my stubby holder. Might be time to stop drinking.



n-no sir


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Are public logs disabled by default?



Yeah, such as myself.



I don't remember that happening much



Sounds good to me.

Can we also ban the word 'fedora' please?






Does this include telling pedoposters to consider suicide?



I haven't noticed that as a problem. I would assume with our upstanding NEETs, that any legitimate crab-bucket or destructive behaviour would be reprimanded.

But by that logic, implementing it as a rule wouldn't change much either.



If you are referring to that extended conversation between two NEETs about a suicide pact or something, I think that was a weird one-off thing. This board doesn't have the /r9k/ crab bucket atmosphere and I'm not sure that a new rule needs to be added at this point rather than handling things like that conversation case-by-case.



Wordfilter it to yarmulke



What about me about me being impressed?

I don't think stopping discussion around suicide discussion is going to stop or reduce narky posting. Is some NEET upset about this issue?






I don't think that's an uncommon view in general



You can see all reports made, how they were dealt with and whether it resulted in a ban.



Are you the pedoposter?



That'll mean consecutive quads. What mere neet can be trusted with such power?



No, I'm the poster who told him to neck himself



It ain't easy



Hopefully a skeleNEET will get one and an executive NEET will get the other.



Now we've even got communists infecting our board



Here is an example of the /b/ board. I think if this feature is enable you could allow NEETs to delete their posts as it would logged that everyone can see:




i would have relations with haley





almost mate


I'm awake. Be nice to me



I am being nice to you.



Double dubs says no



>allow NEETs to delete their posts




*shakes fist* >>49901





Storm a coming



As long we don't encourage anyone. If anyone does seem extremely depressed with an expressed desire to harm themselves, I feel that we would be there to work with them to overcome it. We all have our sperg outs and bad days but we are all NEETs here for each other.


>I will think about it.

It could be something to implement. I would preferably only like to see it when I report something breaking the rules, as the reason nothing may be happening is because no one where is there. That would be reflected in the logs that no BO or janitor is taking action and when they do a user could gain clarification.

I am not certain if it there is a time limit or how it works beyond the fact that these board logs exist.


Hope you have a good day.


If it could be reviewed by the mods who could re-instate the posts I see no problem with it. If a NEET posts something they don't want to be shared anymore they can delete it, but I feel oversight is needed because having a sperg outs is not a valid reason unless it's something deeply personal. Not I don't want to participate because I am having a sperg out in the moment mass deletion of posts.



For now


I've got a hankering for some KFC. I'm thinking wicked wings and fries.




but it's so sunny where I am…




Me jealous. Take pics





File: ed0cfc14bdca300⋯.jpg (83.85 KB, 560x400, 7:5, group_giantfeast.jpg)


Dubbs and you'll be getting the giant feast



I refute your dubs. What is that meal like $40? Not good value for money imo.



KFC always looks good but I'm almost always disappointed



I'll have a Big Black Coffee


File: 80a1bb529bbdde5⋯.jpg (153.24 KB, 960x691, 960:691, kfc-bucket.jpg)


You'll get that $40 meal and bring back one for each of your neetbros currently online. Buckets all around.



Surely no NEET hates the rest of us so much as to inflict such large amounts of vile Kentucky Fried Crap on us.



hungry jacks is better. it comes with coffee


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>That anime looks terrib- Oh, it's western



>negative people

How do you separate negativity from earnest unhappiness?

As it is, a significant portion of the posters here seems to be either depressed or full of goon to stave off depression.


0.068 means the Colonel shall have to wait


Goon+megafeast=Big poos



Like every fast-food joint




Your KFC doesn't do breakfast?



>Your KFC doesn't do breakfast?

they do breakfast anywhere?



I'm better at dealing with a sub-par burger than subpar friend chicken.



*big explosive poos


False alarm the storm was a bit to south



They have so at mine since some-time last year although I'm yet to try it. They do coffee as well.


>friendly chicken


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Mine does, I get the deep fried pancakes with hash brown nuggets




File: 076937db36acaab⋯.png (537.42 KB, 711x561, 237:187, Vegans.png)


Have a salad



>How do you separate negativity from earnest unhappiness?

People are allowed to be unhappy but I think a line is crossed when they become toxic to other people. Being >tfw depressed isn't a licence to be toxic to the whole community. It doesn't do anyone any good.


Hello NEETs, how is everyone?



Hello Hans, I am very well.



Good, how are you?



Hello. I am okay thanks for asking.



Quite hungover Han. How are you?



What's wrong with him?



He is a vegan.




He looks like has aids and is the final stage.



Molested by a butcher as a child



Looks like he has a disease.



anorexia and an overbite



A female to male tranny.



It's an avocado



Such a great song wasted on such a horrible piece of shit show.



Is what they are hiding about being a vegan is that he's the skele high commander?



thats good to hear



could be worse, right?



Woke up feeling fine today, didn't feel so good the last two days. The only thing I did different before going to sleep yesterday was not wanking, it seems like nofap works for me.



if he was vegans would have definitely told someone by now



I am getting down to the deeper questions mate. Are all of the high ranking skele officials vegans? Is that how they are surviving on grass and on plants?




this is getting scary


File: 98d9fe5435679bf⋯.jpg (197.34 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 20180402153239_1.jpg)

The amount of view options in this old game is a bit silly. You can just play it like this if you want.


pull my finger


0.052 means staying at home is the best thing to do



Means home delivery



What is the number about?



I think its BAC



Pfft I've been caught driving with more than that


Making my own KFC-style twisters for dindins.



How was UNNA?



Me too. Me, the Cops, and the Judge had a good laugh about it.



What about UNNA?


Just Did a nice poo and then I realised I didn't take a photo of it…



The magistrate thought it was really really funny



Don't use subhuman language with me.



They sort of did. The police woman on duty in the court that day had to read out my statement about what I'd had to drink and everybody was laughing because the list was really long.



She may be sub-human but how was her service?



Dan would have been proud




I don't want a 3rd DUI conviction



Dan is a horrible friend.



Get home delivery then.


At least he kept you hydrated for these NEETs big day in court.



>At least he kept you hydrated for these NEETs big day in court.

I had some wine before my afternoon court appearance too. Figured I might as well make a day of it and went to an Italian restaurant for lunch.



It's good to hear you were keeping positive and had a good lunch. I doubt I would have been able to eat before court.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Any neets play window games on Linux?

Check this out



SA has mandatory sentencing laws for drink driving. So I knew where my offence fell and what the result would be. Not much point worrying about it.


It's illegal to poo in public but not illegal to poo your pants in public






Time to buy some nappies?



what if you purposely poo your pants in public?


20 posts until we reach 50k. What do we do when we get there?




The NEET who gets the 50000 get collects all the money that has been placed in Free Parking.



50% off at Dan's


I'm gonna snipe post 50000



I hope it's about everyone getting gf2018



Who even wants a g?



I want a couple thousand dollars


I am really hoping someone posts aboriginal sex for 50000


Reminding Bin-NEET if he needs to remind us to remind him to put his bins out tonight. I think I got that right.







I want a local Dan Murphy's

What would you do with a couple thousand dollars?



I'd be happy with a gf just for Winter each year



I think he wanted it last night. He wasn't very if it was today or tomorrow. I am uncertain.


File: 42f9629ade56fdb⋯.jpeg (50.98 KB, 559x645, 13:15, dan.jpeg)



A couple of g means a couple of thousands in gangsta rap if I am not mistaken.


T-minus 6 posts



Why did you post that toothpaste?




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File: df814e72a1524e2⋯.png (533.38 KB, 550x426, 275:213, ClipboardImage.png)

check 'em

gf2018 for everyone


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Dan Murphy





u worthless cunt


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nooo……..it was not to be



Thank you.


Shit meme posting that guy gets you no where.



Toothpaste are you hiding your flag?



It's not really a problem. Maybe just delete the more egregious examples.


I agree with this tho.


File: 00a3cea2872f877⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.29 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 1522653214853854840166.jpg)

Meanwhile, at the executive toilet


File: 8501590c95e494f⋯.gif (936.99 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, cyberpepe.gif)

Snorted too many nanites in a nightclub bathroom and now I'm becoming transhuman.


File: a600d767cf928c8⋯.jpg (311.95 KB, 600x900, 2:3, dm-5.jpg)


no and i'm no toothpaste



Feeling a bit constipated? It doesn't look as full as it normally does?



Sorry Daniel-NEET



Have a wank



I play Steam games on Lunis, it works fine most of the time.



I jizz streams of binary now.


What sort of warranty do PC Parts like CPUs and Graphics Cards usually come with?



Anywhere from 1-3 years.


File: e18d0999ec9a0cf⋯.jpg (81.98 KB, 800x900, 8:9, Look again.jpg)



That's the second poo of the day



Take your Mummybot with you to MSY and make her give the guys there wristies



Why do you keep posting that person?



He said he has interesting face.



it is his spirit animal

mine is cathy freeman



she was hot



What if his mummybots doesn't have any fingers because she was involved in an accident with a deep fryer?



she would be if she spilled her sniffing cup on herself and it caught alight



don't insult my abofuu m8 i'll bottle you



I think its being spammed a bit. That is all.


Might have a neet nap mates


File: cd8c1e8c911c468⋯.jpg (18.14 KB, 291x400, 291:400, 1395018721.jpg)

You've been busy little NEETs today, 400 posts.

The other day when I worked by myself I forgot to put the alarm back on in one of the businesses. I fucked up hard. I went to that business to get bosslady to check and there was a worker at the business who informed me of my grave mistake. Looks like I blew my chance.



You'll get another chance.

Maybe make a checklist in future?


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>she keeps waiting an hour to reply to my texts

Just be confident bro



She knows what she's doing.

Just ignore the cunt for a week.



I doubt I'll get another chance. I was sure I had put it on.



One mistake should not blow your chances mate. It can happen to anyone once.



Yes, I do the same thing when I don't want to speak to someone. I assume she's trying to softly discourage me from trying.



Maybe you had put it on and somebody else turned it off






yes, sorry



Our cleaners don't even latch the doors properly sometimes.



What is the best brand? I've got a bit over moccona lately.


Excellent work


Eww, what the fuck mate.


File: 3c27d361b82746f⋯.jpg (273.57 KB, 1652x902, 826:451, splc-hatetracker.jpg)

When will white supremacists learn to stop their irrational hatred?



>over moccona

You have tried almost everything by now.





Thanks guys but I think I'll just play it out as the cash in hand thing rather than try and get on the books. Hopefully when I finish this course I can get a job out of it and quit the cleaning. I drove about 100k's today and it's that far every week to get to and from bosslady's house.

The thing that is a bit upsetting is that bosslady's boss will get in the shit for it, maybe.. I don't really know how this works.

Shit happens I guess, still not usually on the first attempt.



I have, the purple pods for nespresso machines are ok but I don't have a nespresso machine and they dont make that type for the machine I have.

They might have that coffee for my drip coffee machine, I'll have to look in to it.



I wrote machine a lot of times in that post. Looks weird.



The first attempt is when you are the most prone to making mistakes.


Just Did a poo



You will lose interest in that like you have in everything else. Most likely.






These are fucking terrible.


I miss true NEETdom, it really was the weekend forever.



Yeah, I guess that is true, I hope hey don't get uppity about it to bosslady's boss though. He's a cool guy.


That's a good point. If the good ones of the pods are on special I will get some of those but everything else has turned a bit shit for me.


got meme'd so hard that i actually went to dan murphy's.


File: 9a8751d800943fe⋯.jpg (30.3 KB, 400x400, 1:1, full potential.jpg)


Then you get pic related.


That was supposed to be the name of this gen (the last one now) with this >>49096 as the OP.

Even the NEETs keep the brothers down.


I like to think he is 1/16, I think I read that somewhere. I think he'd come under the “Pocahontas exception”,



Fantastic news!


Did you pick up some goon?



I'd say he would be at least 1/8 goon by now too



Fantastic news!

was meant for



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4 of these



Drink them all


>tfw my biggest accomplishment this weekend was being on the winning team in the cuckchan team thingo

Time well spent, frens



Stupid dumb Peanut Butter Scum.



some of the better fun to be had on cuckchan lately



About the only semblance of fun I've found on there for a long time. Although I do try to avoid going there



I don't know what this is about but I don't like it. If they do make a sequel please post it


If you're not abusing it, it's hardly a vice.



Bye bye bunnies.



1/8 goon and 0.5/8 UNNA

What else runs through his veins?

If he's 1/8 UNNA that means his goon and UNNA levels combined would be 1/4


Premium goon sounds nice.



He is the big UNNA now, NK was just a stage in the metamorphosis



they hit like silver bullets



I don't mind it honestly, but I only visit boards that are relevant to my interests, mainly /o/ and /g/



I only visit /lit/ and /sp/ now

Completely quitting /r9k/ made the experience quite a lot better



Have another.



Yeah you should keep away from the cancerous boards if you value your mental health.



It took me too long to learn that. Or rather, too long to actually take action on it.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Yes she does.


File: 9cb2f6f000645ce⋯.png (180.59 KB, 800x522, 400:261, kfc.png)


My mouth is sweating from these colonel posts.


File: b2f07dd7e2efe1c⋯.jpg (20.59 KB, 620x420, 31:21, kfc_20140620121017.jpg)


You lie!

That sounds fantastic though.



wtf I love kfc now




Who would win in a fight? Dan or the Colonel?



>bosslady's boss

Is he white? Every cleaning outfit I have seen is filled with Pajeets and Ching Chongs.



That is a cool song, I didn't pay attention to it when I watched the show. I thought there was only one season though.



Post pics please.



Alcoholism has been a part of humanity for millennia, obesity is just some meme trend that will within decades



Unjust as is gets. What a bunch of hypocrites.

What if it comes out your trouser leg?



Did you make this image?



lol, you're a champ. I'll take that.



It's an oldish meme so I doubt he made it originally



Nah, I don't know where i got it. I deleted the background though for extra meme value.



shit cunt. That wasn't good in anyway.



What does the text even say?


File: 086ce29477a0142⋯.png (5.23 KB, 348x145, 12:5, images.png)


Dan has an iron bar, tested on the skulls of a dozen unruly aborigines. What has Colonel Sanders got? He's not even a real Colonel.



Read the filename, it says that but in weird backwards letters



He has a thick as fuck aussie accent but he has black hair so I don't know what he is. He has blue eyes, it's a funny/cool look.



He's got an army of motorisedscooter-americans



I'd lick chicken grease from her fingers.


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Dan is head of the skele brigade, the Colonel has the exec army.

We all know how this will end.



Ah thanks.



Dans products grow the executive army daily



thank #jesus we have SPLC to stop the #fun


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>Dan is head of the skele brigade



>He's not even a real Colonel.

He is, it's just that "Colonel" is Kentucky's pretty lame alternative to being knighted and is handed out to every celebrity and successful businessman there.



Colonel is a really neat word though


Did your parents have friends? Did you see them socializing often? Did they show you what a healthy relationship looks like?



I think the point is that the minute you take it away from Kentucky the colonel is a military rank and it is confusing as a result.


Just left a message for someone who is selling a car on gumtree. I sounded like a complete sperg stuttering everywhere.



Not really. Mum had some friends so I guess she kind of did, but dad doesn't have much patience for other people.



This is why I would go to a dealership, even if I get ripped off, I'd have still avoided the dreaded phone.



My parents had no friends and were always in ridiculous conflicts with other parents they came in contact with through school activities.



Dan was never in control.



Any particular reason as to why they were having conflict with other parents? Was it caused by the other parents or by your parents?



What kinda car?



Yeah, Dad's a bit of an aged chad.



Did you see your mum talking to those friends? I guess I'm asking whether you were exposed to healthy adult socializing as a child.

Now that you can look at the situation as an adult, is it true that your dad didn't have time for other people? Was that maybe a coping mechanism to deal with the truth, that he'd been rejected by other people so many times that he didn't feel like humiliating himself anymore?



If you are with the NRMA or similar Motoring body in your state I always recommend to get 100 point check on the car. If there is something wrong with the car you can then bargain it down without paying for their mistakes.



It's a 2005 Lancer.


Dealerships overprice their cars though, especially for poorfag cars that I am buying.



My mother was the main offender. She was an absolute nut case so perceived slights and insults from other mothers all the time for no good reason.

My father went on the year eight camp with me because he thought the other fathers who were going were paedophiles.



Skeletons can be buffed to dish out 5 attacks a piece and that's without Danse Macabre



>05 Lancer

You could do better than that.


Just had another wank



>5 dishes

A mere snack for an exec.



How many is that today?






That is not unreasonable.



But what about 10, 12 from the skeleader



Last weekend got a little out of hand at six. I lost the plot.



May be it was more…




What got you into such a frenzy?


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Stress and boredom. This video I have posted before helps explain why



What has got you feeling stressed?



Stress from consecutive interviews one week apart. I want to get a job and don't care which one so getting prepared and getting to them was nervousness. I had never been to interview and it was a job I wanted. I now have to a functional assessment at physiotherapist to check that I have no injuries. Has anyone done one of these before around lifting and bending? I just want to know how long it would go for mostly because I am mostly physically fit without injury.



He will end up as a pile of nuggets in the toilet.



> I now have to a functional assessment at physiotherapist

Be careful NEET, I speak from personal experience when I say that people involved in the physio field often get crushes on the people they're working on. All that close physical contact, yknow?



I think the person who runs it is an older guy. No qt I do not think.



I was a bit disappointed.


>myspace accounts don't delete themselves



Post some pictures of yourself



Or at least some fat chicks.



tell us tragic tales of teenage love gone wrong bruv



Wasn't our poetry night a couple of nights ago?



true enough


File: af5019ce52639e8⋯.jpg (1.85 MB, 2592x1936, 162:121, Angus Bacon & Cheese.jpg)

Bought a fancy burger from HJ's.



Devour it in a single go



put your pen0r in it



bad NEET



buy the hunger tamer next time



Just get a double whopper with cheese, a grilled chicken burger, 10 nuggets, a large fries, and a large chocolate thickshake. That's what I usually have.



It's all too embarrassing.


They were the tales of teenage love.



Are you the NEET that made the webm of it before?



>They were the tales of teenage love.

How many ways can one rhyme 'have a wank'?



I usually get the two small whopper meals for $10, pretty good value.



A wank solves everything



dunno, I'm coming up blank


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



I consumed half the burger and chips, saving the remainder for a cheeky midnight snack.





Yes, that was the Fiery Angus. Much better than what I got tonight, the Angus, Bacon & Cheese.


I'm regretting not buying their new Kit-Kat thickshake.



It wont be as good then



Pair it with a cheeky cup of goon


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>I consumed half the burger and chips

pretty weak effort, skelington



Having a sleep can solve a lot of problems.



What if it was an executive snack?



an executive leaves no burger half eaten



what's an executive in this context


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>half the burger

You think this guy got promoted to CEO level by eating half the burger? Finish the whole thing, then go back to hungry jack's and order all the other angus grill burgers on the menu. As meals.



a big sleep



A peaceful sleep



He should be made into a banner but I'm not certain how we would fit his entire strength into the banner



Make five banners that fit together like Exodia



I do not like looking at that guy. I wish he was spoilered.



It could be done as a gif with last panel focusing on his head.



Kmart doesn't make spoilers in his size. The racists.


File: 9a852a8607434b8⋯.jpg (35.42 KB, 300x100, 3:1, big boi.jpg)



He could get one from super cheap auto parts.





File: 8ecad57c9c0e6df⋯.jpg (1.51 MB, 1440x958, 720:479, 1453768534356.jpg)

If you don't think your anxiety, depression, sadness and stress impact your physical health, think again. All of these emotions trigger chemical reactions in your body, which can lead to inflammation and a weakened immune system. Learn how to cope, sweet NEET. There will always be dark days.







Thanks for liking it, haven't made a banner for here before



i made a banner once. nobody commented on it.



Post it again



I get nasty cold sores when really stressed. It's true but how do you manage the physical build up to an event when you are doing nothing. I can manage the mental stress by going through the process that it's nothing to worry about but my body just builds up distress and it comes out in nasty ways like a cold sore. So how do you kind of manage the physical aspect of it beyond getting a good night's sleep and eating well?


File: 42bcee9543eddb4⋯.png (21.47 KB, 300x100, 3:1, HQ banner.png)


watch this



Sorry, I try to comment on all Dan banners and try to give feedback on others.



Well bannered.



File: 094192234548ddc⋯.jpg (9.77 KB, 320x220, 16:11, lizard.jpg)




Very well bannered indeed.



File: 0f06f315066702c⋯.png (33.72 KB, 300x100, 3:1, The Matrix.PNG)


File: 80941ada774127a⋯.png (17.71 KB, 300x100, 3:1, well BANEred.PNG)


File: aa4e6714c25aceb⋯.png (30.78 KB, 300x100, 3:1, meta master.png)


You wish to fight?


Stop abusing the sacred banners


>get two chicken dinners in PUBG mobile solo

>mum brings home KFC as soon as I win my last match

>zinger burger, popcorn chicken, medium chips. pepsi max and leftover chocolate caramello eggs i'm eating now

Best day of the year so far. I feel good just from playing.



Are you one of the lads in the ACA video?


File: 3e3ccba4254a1c0⋯.png (37.12 KB, 300x100, 3:1, I'll take you all on.png)


File: 7471fbbbe2963b5⋯.png (32.82 KB, 300x100, 3:1, fight time.PNG)



That's Fortnite not PUGB



Thanks again for using my post. But I feel guilty for taking the other NEETs idea of bannered



I thought those were the same thing


File: 71254feca3a2ca5⋯.png (30.25 KB, 300x100, 3:1, war.png)


Let us do battle



can't even read it so you fucking lose


File: b88ad1f863d7f2b⋯.png (30.73 KB, 300x100, 3:1, yes let us battaru.PNG)


I am not certain how I feel about this different type of a sperg out.



It's not a Spergout but a festival of autism



it feels like the brainlets have gained sentience


File: e49a181836b6b67⋯.png (41.37 KB, 300x100, 3:1, whoooa.png)





Because we are all unique.


Your comment made me chuckle reasonably hard.



I am still working on words, sentence.. soon..


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I'll warn you now I have actual Autism and a bowl a spag bol, and a cup of goon

I can go all night



let us celebrate NEET Diversity from the SkeleNEETS to the Execs but not the Chads



and they say neanderthals were incapable of forming art


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I have a whole pot of spaghetti in the fridge and am free of dans grip.

You have no power here.



No one is ever free of Dan's grip… He'll be waiting in store for you



Booze Brothers is all you need.



Each our of sentences should be celebrated



Especially the sentence creepshotneet is bound to get one day



I am the most sentenced NEET.


Are you powering up banner nemesis?

I am waiting.




Fight me you fool.


It's over 50,000!!!



H-His power c-can't be that high!


Good night NEETs. I am going to sleep. If I don't say good night, I like to day good night to another NEET instead. Anyhow, stay comfy and be nice to each other.



night night neet



> If I don't say good night, I like to day good night to another NEET


Good night NEET, pleasant dreams.


We shall take an intermission in this battle.

But it is not over.


I think I've had my fill of brainletposing for this weekend

See you tomorrow, neets



Good night NEET.




Good night NEETs


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I also have a pot of spagett

Also Dan will bar you


Hey, you can't do sneak attacks. I had left the arena.




Your treacherous ways will not be forgotten bannernemesisNEET. You may have crippled my bannerfu this time but I will return.. when you least suspect it.

This time… IT'S PERSONAL



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Crikey you have been having some fun tonight mate.



He wished to fight but I wasn't expecting him to be a dirty bar warrior well versed in Dan-jitsu.



I'm 8th Dan in my memefu



I'm a yellow belt at liquor land.


I am off to bed. I will read some more gordianus. I was too tired to read much last night.

Good night my good neets.



The waistband on my pants goes yellow over time. that is kind of like a yellow belt. The same colour as NK's pillows.


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Goodnight NEETs sleep tight


i'm off to bed too sleep tight NEET




Good night.



Sweet dreams beloved NEETs, sleep well.

The body needs its rest, and sleep is extremely important in any health regimen. There should be three main things: eating, exercise and sleep. All three together in the right balance make for a truly healthy lifestyle.



nks pillows are cum white



Oops, meant to link you too to >>50243



No my cum is yellow



Stained by the generations of UNNA



Thank you and good night. I valued your wise health advice. I try my best.


Imagine if all the other NEETs on this board are just one guy playing a very elaborate prank pretending to be multiple people and it's really just you and some other guy.



Imagine the sort of mind that could think that.



That attitude is why the whole thing has worked so well thus far.




If that's the case then that's fine



Wait you don't volcano Jizz?


I'm also going to bed. Goodnight NEETs. Sweet dreams of Karen.



Night KarenNEET



Don't forget your MAX appointment tomorrow



Good night Karen.














all of these should be added to the board


inb4 dogs and fun become the new hate symbols


good night


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Burning on though another night of alcohol, arma and alice in chains.

I can't complain.



Enjoy. I've got some stuff to do then I'm joining you in debauchery. I'll be reading Jojo.



what arc


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Made a meatloaf, didn't have a proper tray but it turned out ok


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Vento Aureo. I'm at vid related



So SpagetJoJo



Heh. Yea. I'm really digging it. Whenever I get to a chapter with a new stand I play its music. I actually didn't know The Moody Blues for anything other than nights of white satin but gave a good listen to 4 of their albums cause of the manga and I'm loving them. Such a great band.



the burgers are better at hungry jacks



Your boss lady is exploiting you by paying you less than minimum wage with no super and no insurance. If you get hurt or crippled on the job she will run a mile and say "Too bad, so sad", and you will be left to try to deal with expensive and possibly life-ruining medical problems by yourself.

She is not doing you a favour. She is deliberately committing illegal acts in order to make illegal profits at your expense.

If she really cared about you she'd put you on the books and make it legit so you are covered by insurance and aren't committing tax fraud every time you take her money.

You would be much better off if you got a proper job with a proper employer.



fucking rip in peace


>tfw depressed


In one of those moods tonight, might get some sleep before I get too emotional and moody.

Going to get out of the house and get some sun tomorrow, anyone want some pics of wherever I end up?




yes, post pics


any NEET bros still with me i just woke up



good morning neet. I've woken up early too, I've taken some more sleeping drugs but it'll take at least half an hour for them to kick in so I'm sitting here in purgatory until then. What's your plan for the day?


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Morning guys. Woke up far too early as well. I blame daylight saving and the jews.



Me too, daylight savings always messes up my sleep.


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Good morning friends. I also blame daylight saving and the jews. Shifty cunts trying to get 10% more out of a day for the same price.



g'morning. Has Karen been turned into a tiny bird?



Karen is not pure enough to turn into a bird.


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Karen can only turn into a tapir.



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norning meetos



Or a firm handshake, and don't forget to look them straight in the eye.



His bootstraps wont pull themselves. You weren't supposed to click on to that straight away, now how will I get my morning (You) quota?



Morning friend.


Naked NEET






Ahh, that's how I'll get the quota. By misdirected posts.



tbh the autist in that article doesn't look to bad, the chin fuzz is a bit scruffy but otherwise he looks pretty normal.


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The breakfast of champions.




Yeah, his 'tism's are weak at best and non-existent at worst.


Morning neets. Besides whirlpool, and this most excellent establishment here on 8ch, are there any australian specific forums?



Not that I know of, I guess reddit has an australian section but I don't browse there.



Aren't we enough for you?


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off to course, have a nice day friendly NEETs


Good morning to all





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>says he uses humour to disguise his discomfort in a situation.




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Good morning, consecutivegoodnightNEETs.













Good morning otherNEETs. Pick a Karen. Any Karen.



Good morning mate.




lol poor Karen. It is true though.


Good morning Karen.


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Good luck today. See you when you get back.



Do you think an autist could enjoy this image? Would they intuitively understand the two expresions and how they're related?



[while pushing everyone who's ever loved my away with a toxic self-righteousness and dogmatic worldview] do you have any idea how RUDE you look right now


that nigger terrorism woman died



Yeah. The guy on the top is smiling happily and the guy on the bottom is really excited.



I am sorry for your loss.



your mostly right execpt the guy on the bottom is just doing a big poo



I do not think they should have done what they did while arresting him, but something must have happened to get that many pigs out. You don't see more than 2 or even 4 officers attending a scene unless there is a extra issue of concern. The guy must have been whaling and screaming to get that many pigs out and I am guessing there would have been a follow-up event we are not aware of. It sucks though we don't have many detox or any decent mental health facilities in some parts of the country this guy could have checked into while coming down off the pain meds.


Is this a DNA test, as a lot of people believe they have the right to hide their relationships when everyone has DNA that destroy relationships when people are not open with each other.


Even people with ASD have difficulties understanding emotions they can recognise emotions easily. The difficulty experienced is not often with understanding happiness or sadness but how they relate to a social situation. That is, the happy wojack on the outside but a distraught wojack, which represents how the wojack is really feeling in the inside as his true feelings


>Winnie Mandela, former wife of Nelson Mandela dies, aged 81



>Is this a DNA test, as a lot of people believe they have the right to hide their relationships when everyone has DNA that destroy relationships when people are not open with each other.

It's a legit 23andMe App review.

Cucked France actually has laws making it illegal for a father to try and check the paternity of his children.



>It's a legit 23andMe App review.

I don't doubt it, there has been recent debate around sperm donors in Victoria who have donated no longer becoming anonymous. Yet there are stories of people using these websites to track their fathers. Just because you cum into a tube and think your anonymous doesn't mean your children aren't going to come after you There is a big fine if a non-contact order is place if fathers do not want contact.

The issue that is most fucked up is a lot of people did donate did it for under the guise of research without even knowing they had children, but no one is going after these people because academia and the medical community protects it's own.


Not all heroes wear capes.

>Police are searching for a helmet-clad man who set fire to a red-light camera on one of Melbourne's busiest roads.

>The man was filmed by a witness climbing onto the red light camera, on the corner of Punt Road and High Street, about 6am on Monday.

>The man then set fire to the camera, causing significant damage, apparently unaware the images captured by it are automatically uploaded to the Department of Justice




>To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

>And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid



I've not seen it, and this has convinced me never to watch it.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


It's made by the creators of this video. So it still has a lot of that edgy appeal but it would have confused a lot of burgers and that made me laugh.


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I hate these normie cunts who jump on the mental illness bandwagon.



boo hoo

i have a body builder's body

millions of dollars

movie roles every year

i'm so depressed


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>millions of dollars

>movie roles every year

>i'm so depressed


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I have crippling depression and never cry.



Yeah, I don't think crying fits with proper depression.


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If any of you NEETs have a workout today read through some of the comments, it's even worse than Boomerpool





just watched it. it would have confused the fuck out of burgers.




I never read the comments for that exact reason


and irradiated as our ute is their truck which they always defend as a truck. That got a hearty kek from me.


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>tfw waiting for the postie to deliver my package



Good mornings to all. Now what do we do?


File: fd623a404536140⋯.jpg (5.45 KB, 225x225, 1:1, images (1).jpg)



>Well lets start this off, i had children at 19, married with $600 in funds and no real job working as a labourer. I didnt have time to have a career it was a luxury. I did buy a one bedder at 21 paying the deposit from a jar of coins.

Another friend didnt have more than a week off in Fiji for the first 19 years and he did that once.

Millenials are priviledged with the lifestyle then complain they cant save. I didnt go the movies for 5 years as we couldnt afford it, we worked and brought up children, paid for all the infrastructure that is used today - every bit of it. We even brought technology to the world and thats why the older generations are entitled just millenials will be when they get to 60. Start sacrificing and stop whinging, that would be a good start.

(6 thumbs up - substantially more than the other comments)


>In 'the good old days' most 'baby boomers' had nowhere near the lifestyle expectations of young people today - and my wife and I worked and worked and worked until we had a big mortgage and our first modest old two bedroom house that needed a lot of work - and from memory it was not until our tenth year of marriage before we had our first holiday away from home - overseas too!! a week in Tasmania.


A babyboomer, female, who went to university, I owned a three bedroom house at 21. But I had had casual jobs since I was 7 years old, starting with pet sitting type jobs, babysitting, working at Woolies on Saturday mornings, and then on Thursday evenings when that came in. I worked the four months between the HSC and uni, and every holiday I had, as well as additional casual jobs. And I was very careful with what I spent. I've seen kids today who have done the same thing. As an employer, I have also seen teenagers who aren't worth employing because when they do bother to turn up to work, don't do a job worth paying them for. One reaps what one sows.



I also love how these fucking idiots fail to realize that even when factoring in inflation, the cost of travelling is one of the few things that has gone down SUBSTANTIALLY in price, yet everything else has gotten more expensive apart from shitty kids/electronics products.

They live in such a bubble they extrapolate travelling being expensive 30-40 years ago and fail to understand how accessible it is for even poor people today due to advances in technology.



Looks like a hearty meal, would make for good sandwich-filler too. Impressed.



It's gonna make a good poo too



FeelsGoodMan what are you getting delivered?



A vaporizer


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Why did you post those boomer comments?


I might search for a nice toiletry bag today.


Also g'morning for the second time, I'm the very same /waitingforthesleepingdrugstoactivateneet/ you might have spotted in the early morning. I had another nice refreshing sleepereenie from 4AM to 8:30AM which puts my total sleep time at around nine hours. How's everyone feeling?


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sorry m8, I'm a bit of a masochist I guess. I know that they'll piss me off

Have a photo from my morning NEETwalk to lift your spirits


Had a dream I was in America



Did you meet Vladonald Drumph?



I had a dream I was in your fridge



That does make me feel a bit better, thanks. Where is that? If you'd prefer not to say I will also accept a short walk review.



No but I went to burgerking



Little nature reserve place, it is a bit too far for most NEET walks but its not too hot today so I decided to venture out for longer than I normally would.

When I was in primary school I'd go up and down those stairs and it felt like they would go on forever, I remember going up those stairs and feeling like I'd be on top of a mountain when I reached the top. Now I realize you can actually see the end of the stairs even from the bottom and it takes me maybe 2 minutes if I'm jogging up them, to be a kid again.


>tfw woke up depressed




Nice pic and a lovely story



Does your gf ever go walking with you?


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I haven't completed GF2018 yet.

I do remember in year 5 and year 6 a kid who lived that way and I would walk home together, even though it meant that it took me about twice as long his mummybot would always give him canteen money and I guess as a thanks for keeping me company he'd always buy me a paddlepop or zappos so it was alright. I remember sometimes I'd feel quite sick when I got to the top of the stairs because of that if I hadn't had much water and scoffed it down fast.



>get some sun tomorrow

I need to do that too, but will take a vitamin D tablet instead considering it's school-holiday season.



My dad used to paddle me in the bum with those



I paddled my pop last night.



Fucking zappos, love them


I downloaded a 60GB torrent and it is useless. Can't be opened. The file must be corrupt in some way. Very depressing. That was a big chunk of my data allowance.



Did the torrent come with instructions about how to open it? Have you tried 7z? Some of the archivers barf on large files.



You are the smoker neet who wears nice watches?



It is a zim file. It can only be opened by the kiwix program, but it won't open it.



Does the file checksum match the one listed?



I don't know what that is.



That would be me, ShireNEET, there are quite a few walkingNEETs.



Where the torrent was published, they usually list checksums like SHA256 or MD5.

If you calculate the checksum and compare it, does it match?


Is the NEET who lives in Elizabeth here? Just how bad is it to live in a suburb like that? Are the memes true? Do you feel unsafe? Do houses and cars get broken into all the time? Is there lots of noise and disruption at night?

I am thinking of moving from the country to the city but if I move to the city I can only afford to live in the really shitty areas. Is it really as bad as some people make it seem?


>tfw had 6 packets of mie goreng last night





Why are NEET's such a bunch of unlikable assholes?



That's me (or one of them).

To be honest, it various from section to section, and street to street.

Unfortunately much of what you have described is true for parts of the suburb.

I live close to one of the train stations. This means there is quite often a lot of people walking to an from the station. Some of these people are very noisey, either screaming at the person they are with, or screaming into their phone.

Occasionally the parking area in front of the station will be used for burnouts in the middle of the night. Once every year or two a car will get set on fire.

My street is mostly filled with old people, and is neat and tidy.

I don't feel scared at home, or walking about. I used to the gym at 4.30 in the morning. Only once was I midly apprehensive about some youths on the other side of the road, but nothing came of that.

Certain parts of Elizabeth are bad. The parts that are far away from everything (eg Elizabeth Downs or Davron Park) tend to be worse than the parts near the middle. I think that is because the scum tend to get trapped (can't afford bus tickets/too far to walk) and so the area around them suffers for it.

Basically you'll need to suss out any potential places and try and work out if they're likely to be quiet/safe.



Thank you for that info.



> I used to the gym at 4.30 in the morning

This should read 'used to walk to the gym'.



Also, many of the rough-looking inhabitants are actually decent people. There is a lot of intergenerational poverty, and they don't know any better.



I've heard with a lot of those areas just live in the parts that have stand alone houses as oppose to the houses/blocks that are split between multiple tenants/owners and those are usually the nicer areas.

Obviously looking at streets with semi-maintained gardens etc. is a good sign as well.



Force a recheck of the file in the torrent application. You may be missing a few mb.


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Good work brother



Right click the torrent in the app and there will be an option for it.


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>tfw just sperged out as the delivery man came and embarrassed myself


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Only delivery people see neets in their true gorm



May not always force a recheck, and if it does with multiple torrents open it may take hours.



I had a rather enjoyable experience with the deliveryman this morning, he's a nice fellow.



How did you sperg out?


Gormless NEET


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I'm in top gorm


Dehydrated sushi in a sealed container for one day?, reheated jasmine rice and a fuji apple. Is my lunch riced enough?



G O O K, seriously though sushi is pretty good the local woolworths has one of those sushi izu stands inside the store with various different types packaged.


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last week my doggereenie bolted out the door and chased the deliveryman into the corner of my front yard, barking at him like a feral animal, and possibly tried to bite him too


Is the coffee/cocoa roastie photoshopper NEET going to post any more?



I thought my images were unwelcome here. I didn't want to upset my neet friends.



Please use your talents for good.



>seriously though sushi

When it is not dehydrated it was. I couldn't the last two pieces… Very disappointed in myself.


Very cute puppy I want to give him a cuddle



>I thought my images were unwelcome here.

I have no problem with you posting them, but please spoiler them. The BO eventually put a spoiler on them.



The md5 hashes didn't match. They weren't even close. What does this mean?



>the local woolworths has one of those sushi izu stands

So does mine but I have never tried it. I am too racist to eat food prepared by asians.


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I was waiting for him to unload my shipping bags out of the van and I was trying to be cool and lean against mummbot's car, except I reshuffled and slipped backwards sharply just as he turned around and my entire face sort of dropped from the composed, casual look I had on to panicky autist.

That threw me off and I sort of went bogan really over the top trying to make conversation and yet when he asked me things I just gave one word answers and just was a mess.



same tbh, last time I had Chinkys I got really sick as well which puts me off anything with MSG in it.



It's pretty good you should try it.


Theres msg in literally everything.



It sounds like you are worrying over it more than is warranted.




It is Pajeet's special sauce and Charlie Chang's rat turds and rotten ingredients that cause health problems, not msg.



The file is either corrupted or you don't have it all.




I felt that his spaghetti did come out, but he seemed to stuff in back in pretty well by at least being able to talk. At least he can focus on being comfy for the rest of the day.



Should I try downloading it again or will I just end up with the same problem?



Get your torrent program to check it again. That should be able to fetch or repair any missing chunks.



>tfw I already mentioned that step


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I thought you might have been talking about Tinder when I read this comment.



I know, but the NEET in question seemed to ignore those posts.




I did that it calculated it up to 100% and nothing changed.



In that case, the torrent is probably bad and you have wasted sixty jiggawatts



Did the torrent actually say it was finished downloading and flushed to disk, or did you just see it hit 100% on the progress bar and start fiddling with it?



I started fiddling.


Back at the executive gym



I zoom-enhanced doggos eyeballs, and I have to say you're looking very nice today NEET.



What does this mean? An executive does his workouts at the feeding trough.


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Beautiful puppo


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I feel kinda 'meh' about this one


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Early bird gets the goon



I appreciate it, it's more subtle than the other ones. Thanks NEET.



I am not going to look. I am still traumatised from the previous ones.



Well Danned



Just the one cask or going in the multi-buy discount for 10?



Somebody remind me to look at this at 5:00PM ACST. There's a gril sitting in my cubicle at the moment and she might see.


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>Ctrl+F about this one




Hold down Ctrl key and press f key.

Type in about this one

Keep pressing enter key until you find the post.



I see. That would have been helpful at 5pm ACST as requested.

I thought he wanted me to Ctrl+F the girl in my cubicle.



There was a goon riot last night so it's 5 per customer



>goon riot

A good name for a band.


File: 92e86f5276cc1c3⋯.jpg (295.61 KB, 600x600, 1:1, moccona.jpg)

Last coffee image, neets. I won't be making any more today.



Were you the one who said you couldn't put your bin out the night before collection because it would be interfered with by bad apples in the neighbourhood?

Is that true?



Yes, it was.



garbage coffee i'd drink dirt out of the garden first. maconna is SHIT



What happens to bins that are put out the night before?




All the major instant coffee brands are okay I have found. It just takes a little while to get used to them and then you start to enjoy it.



Seeing as I haven't done it, I can't say for sure, but driving around the neighbourhood you will see wheelie bins that have been pushed onto the road, contents emptied, set on fire, etc. Some just get stolen.



She'll run to fat in a few years.



I am not sure I could live in an area where those sort of things occur. But that is all that is within my price range.



Forgive me for being a brainlet but I don't see where this image was photoshopped.



Have you checked prices up the road around Blakeview/Craigmore/Andrew's Farm, etc?



Such positively always cheers me up



There's also no guarantee these things will ever happen to you. Unfortunately I'm one of those who always has things go wrong, so I try and take precautions whereever I can.



I have looked at Craigmore. Houses are a bit more expensive there so I would have to settle for a worse house but in a slightly better area.

How much better are Blakeview/Craigmore/Andrew's Farm compared to the likes of Elizabeth Downs?



>I'm one of those who always has things go wrong

You are one of those who thinks of yourself in that way, which is what actually harms you and decreases the quality of your life.



Thank you.

I always be a lonely, lowly, nerd living in the shadows, but but as a male I'll always be reasonably physically consistent. Women age like milk and hit the wall at 24.



>How much better are Blakeview/Craigmore/Andrew's Farm compared to the likes of Elizabeth Downs?

A fair bit nicer and neater. Elizabeth Downs is full of old 50's/60's era houses and is a hive of scum and villainy. I owned a house in the downs at one point. It got burgled twice in six months. They actually pulled the air conditioner out of the wall to get in. And kept the air conditioner along with everything else.



>They actually pulled the air conditioner out of the wall to get in

Strewth. did they ever catch who did it?



General consensus seemed to be it was the boyfriend on the druggie single mother living next door. There were footprints in the mud going backward and forward between the two properties. To the best of my knowledge, the police didn't act on that.



The police are generally useless for burglaries.



Forensics isn't magic and without express camera footage or the perps being too fucking stupid to just sit on hot gear for 6 months, it's pretty much impossible to get a warrant.


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Yet people keep asking me why I have the iron bar




I had 3 firearms go in the first burglarly. That alone should have been grounds for their door to be taken off its hinges at 3am.



How did they get the firearms out of the safe?



Threw the safe out of the window, and pried it open in the backyard. This was a cheaper (though perfectly legal) A/B safe. They basically peeled the side of the safe clear of the pins in the door.



I'm sure they would have been happy to comply to make themselves look good if they could have. Firearm recovery on the news, they'd be all over that.



Do you have a better safe now?



I feel this question wasn't asked in good faith



maccona a best



What do you mean?



Yes. The current one weighs as much as 3 or 4 executives and is bolted down. It exceeds the highest requirements for a licence type that I don't even have. The room the safe is in has its own deadbolt. The house is also has alarm, CCTV, and a dog.



>The current one weighs as much as 3 or 4 executives a





Do you ever get footage of unsavoury types nosing around outside?



It reminds me of the cheeky tone that neets take when they ask about another neet's gf; everyone knows he doesn't have one and the point of the post is to remind him of that fact. This kind of post >>50355

It sounded like the first neet was asking 'innocently' about the safe because he expected that burgledneet would say he hadn't been using one.



You are incorrect.



Yes, I'd expect a cheekyneet to claim he was just asking a simple question



You are incorrect again.



>Do you ever get footage of unsavoury types nosing around outside?

Just Mummybot



*counting my empties in the recycling bin



>he said, jewishly



She is just worried about you.






> hive of scum and villainy

Does the riddler live there?


I'll not be taking any more questions today, thank you.


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First poo of the day



I gagged a little



A rather good poo by the looks of it, have you made any changes to your diet?


Has the poo posting meme reached its expiry date? Is it time to bring the practice to an end?



I ate meatloaf last night, its still working its way through my bowels



POO posting is an ancient neet tradition



>Is it time to bring the practice to an end?

Absolutely not, poo posting is a cherished NEET tradition.



It's spoilered and tagged as a poo post.



PSYCHED dot com



If you're crying all the time, get your estrogen levels checked.


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What if your REEEEEEEEING all the time?



Looks like a course worth going to. Get that NEETcompound going.



Looks interesting. It needs to be paired with a "How to acquire enough money to live off grid" course though.



Ching chong nip nong fong.



All of the Adelaide NEETs should agree on a session and attend and weird everybody else out.



I would not weird anyone out.



Oh honey



The police are here to keep us safe from Islamophobia, not to solve burglaries.



You could just live in a van instead.



Your translation is spot on




A rape van


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Time to go toil


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There's a medication for that at Dan's






Bargain compared to a studio apartment.


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We've already got Escort-NEET or at least I like to believe we do



It's also not as big as I thought it was.




>40ft Class “B” shipping container on the land that is also available for purchase with the sale.




>only 5 acres

Too small. The normies will still be able to see and hear me as I dance naked around a bonfire.



You can get land in Tassie a lot cheaper than that, like for $20,000 to $40,000.



We need something national park sized.



Too small. The normies will still be able to see and hear me as I wank to NEETs dancing naked around a bonfire.



Yeah. That one had water, power, boundary fencing already in place. I'm sure that factors in.



Installing a gas line an example can cost $10+k in a metropolitan area. I would hate to think about the cost for getting it done on a rural property.



>That one had water, power, boundary fencing already in place

Ah, yeah water and power is a bonus I guess, I'd be happy with building one of those tiny houses and just line the roof with solar panels, get a tank for a rain water setup and you'd be golden, just hope they have decent wireless internet though.



A lot of rural areas that are somewhat close together property wise are getting fixed wireless, otherwise it's satellite that is hell on earth. If you are getting a place that is quite isolated I doubt you will have any reception even then it may be a problem in getting fixed wireless to the location.



You would need an executive-sized sceptic tank too.



A neet has all the methane he needs



How would the executive neet get to the nearest McDonald's? He's to big for a car


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Well NEETs no fish, might try again later when the tides are different

found some cool crabs though



Well bantered. My point is if it costs that much for a shitty utility in the city, the cost for rural connection for power and water at the minimum isn't going to pleasant.



drop a rock on it



Such caring NEETs always manage to bring a smile out of me.



Just build an outhouse with a composting dunny.



What were you using as bait?



Not a big fan of outdoor dunnies.



his toesies


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Find the nearest street



I really wouldn't care in this situation, I'd be willing to give up certain luxuries.



I know where you're coming from, but I don't want snakes/frogs/spiders up my clacker.


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I need money to eat, but I don't wanna go back to WFD. Why aren't there any real jobs



How bad was wfd when you did it?



Yeah that'd be a worry, just have to check before you sit down.




Just check under the seat, neet.



Med certs are the only way out of wfd, I did it for about 3 months before I threw in the towel and got a cert


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don't worry m8 I still gave them hell



Crabs on my wrist. Crabs on my wrist.



Crabs in my pubes. Crabs in my pubes.



You buy a tank and have it trucked in usually.


Cut a couple fingers off, people did it to get out of the crusades.



>You buy a tank and have it trucked in usually.

This is a good solution, as I will be needing MIG gas delivered for welding shit anyway.



They'd probably make you still go even if you were in a wheelchair



Of course they will, they believe that there is nothing wrong with the system.



Did you put a few in your bum-bag?



We need woodworkers for our NEETcompound, steel doesn't grow on trees.



The dungeon will need to be reinforced with steel.



The steel is for the cages that'll eventually hold aboriginal slaves



I was terrible at woodwork in school, pretty good in metal work though.



Yeah modern medicine bullshit would probably mean they reattach them anyway.




Would be a good source of DSP money.



A great idea! And an evening sniff shall be their reward for a hard day's labour.



Excuse me but in case you are forgetting the NEETcompound will be exclusively run and owned by DSPNEETs, lesser NEETs will be their slaves.



I'll open a Disability Support Provider nearby if you keep threatening me.



I haven't threatened anyone good sir.


When is a skele gf not skele enough for her skele bf?

>It all started when Shelby Johnson received numerous messages from her boyfriend about her weight, saying he was worried her “gut might stick out more than” his, despite her weighing just 54kg.




A quick phone call to the Victorian police will put an end to that.



Digging a dungeon out will be a lot of work, but worth it imo.


I make 3rd world teir shelves and things, I bet some training would pay for itself.


This is your brain on social media.

>inb4 imageboards are social media

more like antisocial media tbh.


Executive meeting later at 5pm in maccas, were gonna deal with these skeles once and for all


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I'm assembling a team. It's time to rise up, my bony brothers!


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Please don't post this creature without using a spoiler, it is physically sickening.


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It was really shit. I was surrounded by obnoxious bogans I didn't want to talk to, so I just had to spend all week sitting by myself with nothing to do. At the time I didn't have a smartphone yet, so I couldn't even shitpost or anything to pass the time.


this'll probably be my only choice, but I hate going to the doctor. I'm not very good at bullshitting my way through situations like that.



Did you see any fat neckbeards who talked about Death Note during your time at WFD?



>obnoxious bogans I didn't want to talk to

You made an error by taking this attitude. You should have been more open to them. There is a lot of good in your bogan generally.



Do a Google image search for 'Johnny Righini'.



Oddly specific queey


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for (You)


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Back from course, nothing more to add.



>I recommend using this product and would use it again.

Perspective is the only difference between comedy and tragedy.



Did you see NZNEET?



I assume that means it wasn't a fun day?



>Nothin personnel kid

Why did you add that to the pasta?

Too many cooks spoil the broth, that ingredient ruined it.



Not that I'm aware of.


A somewhat funny revelation was revealed though. A couple young women came in last week who work in the industry to shill their company and gave out business cards, while we were still listening to them a guy who was doing the course emailed them while we were right there with them and sent "a highly inappropriate message" to one of them.

So yeah, NZNEET isn't going to be there anymore.



Wow. Do you know who the guy was? Had he shown any signs of being capable of such a thing?



>A somewhat funny revelation was revealed though. A couple young women came in last week who work in the industry to shill their company and gave out business cards, while we were still listening to them a guy who was doing the course emailed them while we were right there with them and sent "a highly inappropriate message" to one of them.

He sounds pretty cool, tbh.



He was the guy that I was sussing out as to whether or not he was weberNEET, I went and had lunch with him a few weeks ago.



I have it on good authority that weberNEET is gainfully employed.



Also yeah, I tested his chan etiquette by subtly dropping "I almost spilt my spaghetti" and he sort of seemed like he knew what I was on about (it was in relation to talking to the teacher infront of the class)


Also, no.

But sort of I guess.


Yeah but he had a commodore and it was sort of flash, you can never be too sure.



>Yeah but he had a commodore and it was sort of flash, you can never be too sure.

LOL. Next time just post a 'weberNEET are you here?' message.



Brendan didn't jump on the train. He is the driver.



Did she email you back?


I think someone wanted to be reminded to look at some disgusting spoilered image or something about now.



We joked around and did the activity and she seemed interested in talking to me. We had to speak to a talkative 6/10 lower-tier Chad with an outgoing personality I wanted to take him around the corner and choke him and she laughed at his antics but didn't seem very interested in continuing a conversation with the guy, which was good. Politeness dictated that I invite the Chad along to the rest of the activity but I stood behind her and shook my head and glared at him as I asked whether he wanted to come. He declined.

After that, I showed her around and we sat together and told stories and talked about the general goings-on in our lives. We haven't had a deep conversation yet and that didn't happen tonight but I learned a bit more about her. By that point it was getting pretty late and she left - I guess she didn't need to stay as long as she did, but she didn't go out of her way to stay late with me either. She touched my arm when she said goodbye.

I did not notice any body language that would suggest she's romantically interested in me



20 minutes time, but thank you. I looked. Bit more subtle this time.



>johnnysjoysI’ve been on a really bad low. My Daddy sent me angels today. It’s his birthday. I went to bring him flowers at the cemetery and the entire day has been a blessing since. He sent me a magical pathway to a secret garden of sunshine, a pink rainbow to hold me closely, a little blue fairy to dance with, a field of wild flowers, a call from my old therapist whom I had lost touch with and two new dolls that were sent from my beloved lost Dollie Girl. They came way EARLY in the mail: a boy and a girl to channel my inner children. Same face, same body, same heart, same soul, same me, forever. My low doesn’t feel low anymore. It feels like I was given a piece of Heaven today. I’m so grateful 💗 Happy Birthday Dad. I know this was you. I love you. Ps. I documented all my blessings in photos + a video to share! Swipe left to see 💗




This was nice.



>I stood behind her and shook my head and glared at him as I asked whether he wanted to come.

I don't know how much of this story is true.

Also alpha as fuck


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>Too many cooks spoil the broth, that ingredient ruined it.

Well bantered. I did it because Rick and Morty died when in the last season for gender diversity when I could still watch it. It become too edgy and attracted to many faggots, which the copy pasta represents the label that this post may cause cancer




I was taking the mickey out of a previous post. See >>49418



Yeah, my comment was one of the replies to it.



That's a good looking dog. I remember when my heeler was a funny little pupper like that.

You'll get lots of good years from that one.



The Aussie breeds tend to make for good stout dogs. Very little goes wrong with them. The asian toy breeds on the other hand…



Speaking of Asian toys, NEET King how is your plastic vagina thing going?


10's Rebecca Morse is looking dickable as ever.



Still have it but don't really use it, too much effort and I can't be rough with it or else it will break apart



So not at all then. You may as well just hump a mannequin.



Have you investigated whether there is a more heavy duty one available that can tolerate rough treatment?



Very rude.



Nah, I'll just stick to brutal rape instead



Probably for the best.



Dude you give away too much info.

Are you mates with Vinchenzo Mc chopchop and come from 1/2 hour - 1 hour north of Adelaide?



What are you on about?



Tell me where that house was then, Hackerman?

What street do I live in now?



Not everyone is paranoid about their info.



What info though? A fucking suburb name?


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