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File: 1c38a54cc3aaa97⋯.png (119.59 KB, 303x280, 303:280, 1506239025056.png)

 No.49846

How was your Easter NEETs? How many chocolate eggs did you eat?

Previous Thread: >>49094

 No.49850

>>49846

hello


 No.49852

ADELAIDE


 No.49855

SYDNEY


 No.49858

I do not like that pepe


 No.49861

File: 3b752f227aa3b9f⋯.png (329.27 KB, 500x573, 500:573, st001890221.png)

FIRST 2D girls in the thread.


 No.49862

>>49858

Smelly pepe


 No.49863

>>49861

*lesbians


 No.49864

>>49861

Is the one on the left or the one of the right first?


 No.49865

>>49862

I imagine all pepes smell like moist toad

Also we're gonna hit 50k posts this thread


 No.49866

I see that some of you NEETs have been misbehaving while I have been away.


 No.49867

Just started pouring this can of beer into my stubby holder. Might be time to stop drinking.


 No.49868

>>49866

n-no sir


 No.49869

File: 960628dc1f8302b⋯.jpg (45.91 KB, 600x400, 3:2, hayley-desktop.jpg)


 No.49870

>>49866

Are public logs disabled by default?


 No.49871

>>49866

Yeah, such as myself.


 No.49872

I am considering making a new rule banning people from speaking favourably about suicide or encouraging suicidal NEETs to kill themselves.

I do not want our board to be like r9k full of negative people who want to make everyone else as fucked up as themselves.

What do you NEETs think?


 No.49873

>>49872

I don't remember that happening much


 No.49874

>>49870

What is a public log and why do we want one?


 No.49875

>>49872

Sounds good to me.

Can we also ban the word 'fedora' please?


 No.49876


 No.49877

>>49872

Does this include telling pedoposters to consider suicide?


 No.49878

>>49872

I haven't noticed that as a problem. I would assume with our upstanding NEETs, that any legitimate crab-bucket or destructive behaviour would be reprimanded.

But by that logic, implementing it as a rule wouldn't change much either.


 No.49879

>>49872

If you are referring to that extended conversation between two NEETs about a suicide pact or something, I think that was a weird one-off thing. This board doesn't have the /r9k/ crab bucket atmosphere and I'm not sure that a new rule needs to be added at this point rather than handling things like that conversation case-by-case.


 No.49880

>>49873

>>49878

It doesn't happen that often but I have seen things in that area I do not like and can foresee a situation in the future where it will cause big trouble. I like to have rules in place so people who get banned or have their posts deleted do not feel they are being treated unfairly at my personal whim.


 No.49881

>>49875

Wordfilter it to yarmulke


 No.49882

>>49872

What about me about me being impressed?

I don't think stopping discussion around suicide discussion is going to stop or reduce narky posting. Is some NEET upset about this issue?


 No.49883

>>49878

Even normally upstanding NEETs sometimes have odd views on suicide and view it as some sort of positive thing or fundamental human right not to be hindered.


 No.49884


 No.49885

>>49883

I don't think that's an uncommon view in general


 No.49886

>>49874

You can see all reports made, how they were dealt with and whether it resulted in a ban.


 No.49887

>>49877

Are you the pedoposter?


 No.49888

>>49865

That'll mean consecutive quads. What mere neet can be trusted with such power?


 No.49889

>>49886

Could you link to one for another board that is public please.


 No.49890

>>49887

No, I'm the poster who told him to neck himself


 No.49891

>>49888

It ain't easy


 No.49892

>>49888

Hopefully a skeleNEET will get one and an executive NEET will get the other.


 No.49893

>>49892

Now we've even got communists infecting our board


 No.49894

>>49889

Here is an example of the /b/ board. I think if this feature is enable you could allow NEETs to delete their posts as it would logged that everyone can see:

https://sys.8ch.net/log.php?page=1&board=b


 No.49895

>>49869

i would have relations with haley


 No.49896

comidian


 No.49897

>>49896

almost mate


 No.49898

>>49894

I will think about it. Do you know if there is a time limit for deleting your own post? I know on half chan it always used to tell me that my post was too old to be deleted.


 No.49899

I'm awake. Be nice to me


 No.49900

>>49899

I am being nice to you.


 No.49901

>>49899

Double dubs says no


 No.49902

>>49894

>allow NEETs to delete their posts

no


 No.49903

>>49900

*shakes fist* >>49901


 No.49904

rainshower

arhhhhhhhhhh


 No.49905

Storm a coming


 No.49906

>>49883

As long we don't encourage anyone. If anyone does seem extremely depressed with an expressed desire to harm themselves, I feel that we would be there to work with them to overcome it. We all have our sperg outs and bad days but we are all NEETs here for each other.

>>49898

>I will think about it.

It could be something to implement. I would preferably only like to see it when I report something breaking the rules, as the reason nothing may be happening is because no one where is there. That would be reflected in the logs that no BO or janitor is taking action and when they do a user could gain clarification.

I am not certain if it there is a time limit or how it works beyond the fact that these board logs exist.

>>49899

Hope you have a good day.

>>49902

If it could be reviewed by the mods who could re-instate the posts I see no problem with it. If a NEET posts something they don't want to be shared anymore they can delete it, but I feel oversight is needed because having a sperg outs is not a valid reason unless it's something deeply personal. Not I don't want to participate because I am having a sperg out in the moment mass deletion of posts.


 No.49907

>>49900

For now

>>49901

I've got a hankering for some KFC. I'm thinking wicked wings and fries.


 No.49908

>>49905

>IKTF

but it's so sunny where I am…


 No.49909

>>49904

>>49905

Me jealous. Take pics


 No.49910

>>49905

Same. SYDNEY


 No.49911

File: ed0cfc14bdca300⋯.jpg (83.85 KB, 560x400, 7:5, group_giantfeast.jpg)

>>49907

Dubbs and you'll be getting the giant feast


 No.49912

>>49911

I refute your dubs. What is that meal like $40? Not good value for money imo.


 No.49913

>>49911

KFC always looks good but I'm almost always disappointed


 No.49914

>>49563

I'll have a Big Black Coffee


 No.49915

File: 80a1bb529bbdde5⋯.jpg (153.24 KB, 960x691, 960:691, kfc-bucket.jpg)

>>49912

You'll get that $40 meal and bring back one for each of your neetbros currently online. Buckets all around.


 No.49916

>>49915

Surely no NEET hates the rest of us so much as to inflict such large amounts of vile Kentucky Fried Crap on us.


 No.49917

>>49915

hungry jacks is better. it comes with coffee


 No.49918

File: d480c9bd6273f4b⋯.jpg (40.35 KB, 497x552, 497:552, d480c9bd6273f4b7ed6f9a8ec2….jpg)

>>49861

>That anime looks terrib- Oh, it's western

Nevermind.

>>49872

>negative people

How do you separate negativity from earnest unhappiness?

As it is, a significant portion of the posters here seems to be either depressed or full of goon to stave off depression.


 No.49919

0.068 means the Colonel shall have to wait


 No.49920

Goon+megafeast=Big poos


 No.49921

>>49913

Like every fast-food joint

>>49915

No

>>49917

Your KFC doesn't do breakfast?


 No.49922

>>49921

>Your KFC doesn't do breakfast?

they do breakfast anywhere?


 No.49923

>>49921

I'm better at dealing with a sub-par burger than subpar friend chicken.


 No.49924

>>49920

*big explosive poos


 No.49925

False alarm the storm was a bit to south


 No.49926

>>49922

They have so at mine since some-time last year although I'm yet to try it. They do coffee as well.

>>49923

>friendly chicken


 No.49927

File: dffb84396cb730a⋯.png (641.84 KB, 711x581, 711:581, Partly bomby 27.png)

File: 5071116eeb7df9f⋯.png (208.66 KB, 413x237, 413:237, Chinks Warehouse.png)

TERRORISTS IN MIGHTY QLD!!!


 No.49928

>>49922

Mine does, I get the deep fried pancakes with hash brown nuggets


 No.49929

thunder


 No.49930

File: 076937db36acaab⋯.png (537.42 KB, 711x561, 237:187, Vegans.png)

>>49916

Have a salad


 No.49931

>>49918

>How do you separate negativity from earnest unhappiness?

People are allowed to be unhappy but I think a line is crossed when they become toxic to other people. Being >tfw depressed isn't a licence to be toxic to the whole community. It doesn't do anyone any good.


 No.49932

Hello NEETs, how is everyone?


 No.49933

>>49932

Hello Hans, I am very well.


 No.49934

>>49932

Good, how are you?


 No.49935

>>49932

Hello. I am okay thanks for asking.


 No.49936

>>49932

Quite hungover Han. How are you?


 No.49937

>>49930

What's wrong with him?


 No.49938

>>49937

He is a vegan.


 No.49939


 No.49940

>>49938

He looks like has aids and is the final stage.


 No.49941

>>49937

Molested by a butcher as a child


 No.49942

>>49930

Looks like he has a disease.


 No.49943

>>49937

anorexia and an overbite


 No.49944

>>49937

A female to male tranny.


 No.49945

>>49942

It's an avocado


 No.49946

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWdRejZU4FY

Such a great song wasted on such a horrible piece of shit show.


 No.49947

>>49943

Is what they are hiding about being a vegan is that he's the skele high commander?


 No.49948

>>49933

thats good to hear

>>49935

>okay

could be worse, right?

>>49936

>>49934

Woke up feeling fine today, didn't feel so good the last two days. The only thing I did different before going to sleep yesterday was not wanking, it seems like nofap works for me.


 No.49949

>>49947

if he was vegans would have definitely told someone by now


 No.49950

>>49949

I am getting down to the deeper questions mate. Are all of the high ranking skele officials vegans? Is that how they are surviving on grass and on plants?


 No.49951


 No.49952

>>49950

this is getting scary


 No.49953

File: 98d9fe5435679bf⋯.jpg (197.34 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 20180402153239_1.jpg)

The amount of view options in this old game is a bit silly. You can just play it like this if you want.


 No.49954

pull my finger


 No.49955

0.052 means staying at home is the best thing to do


 No.49956

>>49955

Means home delivery


 No.49957

>>49955

What is the number about?


 No.49958

>>49957

I think its BAC


 No.49959

>>49958

Pfft I've been caught driving with more than that


 No.49960

Making my own KFC-style twisters for dindins.


 No.49961

>>49959

How was UNNA?


 No.49962

>>49959

Me too. Me, the Cops, and the Judge had a good laugh about it.


 No.49963

>>49962

What about UNNA?


 No.49964

Just Did a nice poo and then I realised I didn't take a photo of it…


 No.49965

>>49962

The magistrate thought it was really really funny


 No.49966

>>49963

Don't use subhuman language with me.


 No.49967

>>49965

They sort of did. The police woman on duty in the court that day had to read out my statement about what I'd had to drink and everybody was laughing because the list was really long.


 No.49968

>>49966

She may be sub-human but how was her service?


 No.49969

>>49967

Dan would have been proud


 No.49970

>>49957

>>49959

I don't want a 3rd DUI conviction


 No.49971

>>49969

Dan is a horrible friend.


 No.49972

>>49970

Get home delivery then.

>>49971

At least he kept you hydrated for these NEETs big day in court.


 No.49973

>>49972

>At least he kept you hydrated for these NEETs big day in court.

I had some wine before my afternoon court appearance too. Figured I might as well make a day of it and went to an Italian restaurant for lunch.


 No.49974

>>49973

It's good to hear you were keeping positive and had a good lunch. I doubt I would have been able to eat before court.


 No.49975

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Any neets play window games on Linux?

Check this out


 No.49976

>>49974

SA has mandatory sentencing laws for drink driving. So I knew where my offence fell and what the result would be. Not much point worrying about it.


 No.49977

It's illegal to poo in public but not illegal to poo your pants in public


 No.49978

>>49977

lawNEET!


 No.49979

>>49977

Time to buy some nappies?


 No.49980

>>49977

what if you purposely poo your pants in public?


 No.49981

20 posts until we reach 50k. What do we do when we get there?


 No.49982


 No.49983

>>49981

The NEET who gets the 50000 get collects all the money that has been placed in Free Parking.


 No.49984

>>49981

50% off at Dan's


 No.49985

I'm gonna snipe post 50000


 No.49986

>>49985

I hope it's about everyone getting gf2018


 No.49987

>>49986

Who even wants a g?


 No.49988

>>49987

I want a couple thousand dollars


 No.49989

I am really hoping someone posts aboriginal sex for 50000


 No.49990

Reminding Bin-NEET if he needs to remind us to remind him to put his bins out tonight. I think I got that right.


 No.49991

>>49988

wat4

?


 No.49992

>>49988

I want a local Dan Murphy's

What would you do with a couple thousand dollars?


 No.49993

>>49986

I'd be happy with a gf just for Winter each year


 No.49994

>>49990

I think he wanted it last night. He wasn't very if it was today or tomorrow. I am uncertain.


 No.49995

File: 42f9629ade56fdb⋯.jpeg (50.98 KB, 559x645, 13:15, dan.jpeg)


 No.49996

>>49991

A couple of g means a couple of thousands in gangsta rap if I am not mistaken.


 No.49997

T-minus 6 posts


 No.49998

>>49995

Why did you post that toothpaste?


 No.49999

PUFFED WHEAT NEET


 No.50000

File: d910c1133c133fe⋯.jpg (161.63 KB, 500x321, 500:321, sportschandotorgget.jpg)

whassuuppppp


 No.50001

File: df814e72a1524e2⋯.png (533.38 KB, 550x426, 275:213, ClipboardImage.png)

check 'em

gf2018 for everyone


 No.50002

File: 014a6d091ddebbd⋯.jpg (99.63 KB, 800x900, 8:9, Look.jpg)


 No.50003

Dan Murphy


 No.50004

wew


 No.50005

>>50000

u worthless cunt


 No.50006

File: 780a95a83486f00⋯.png (21.62 KB, 304x288, 19:18, 780a95a83486f00b651fb356a6….png)

>>50000

OMG U ULTRAFAGGOT

>>50001

nooo……..it was not to be


 No.50007

>>50000

Thank you.

>>50005

Shit meme posting that guy gets you no where.


 No.50008

>>50006

Toothpaste are you hiding your flag?


 No.50009

>>49872

It's not really a problem. Maybe just delete the more egregious examples.

>>49875

I agree with this tho.


 No.50010

File: 00a3cea2872f877⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.29 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 1522653214853854840166.jpg)

Meanwhile, at the executive toilet


 No.50011

File: 8501590c95e494f⋯.gif (936.99 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, cyberpepe.gif)

Snorted too many nanites in a nightclub bathroom and now I'm becoming transhuman.


 No.50012

File: a600d767cf928c8⋯.jpg (311.95 KB, 600x900, 2:3, dm-5.jpg)

>>50008

no and i'm no toothpaste


 No.50013

>>50010

Feeling a bit constipated? It doesn't look as full as it normally does?


 No.50014

>>50012

Sorry Daniel-NEET


 No.50015

>>50011

Have a wank


 No.50016

>>49975

I play Steam games on Lunis, it works fine most of the time.


 No.50017

>>50015

I jizz streams of binary now.


 No.50018

What sort of warranty do PC Parts like CPUs and Graphics Cards usually come with?


 No.50019

>>50018

Anywhere from 1-3 years.


 No.50020

File: e18d0999ec9a0cf⋯.jpg (81.98 KB, 800x900, 8:9, Look again.jpg)


 No.50021

>>50013

That's the second poo of the day


 No.50022

>>50018

Take your Mummybot with you to MSY and make her give the guys there wristies


 No.50023

>>50020

Why do you keep posting that person?


 No.50024

>>50023

He said he has interesting face.


 No.50025

>>50023

it is his spirit animal

mine is cathy freeman


 No.50026

>>50025

she was hot


 No.50027

>>50022

What if his mummybots doesn't have any fingers because she was involved in an accident with a deep fryer?


 No.50028

>>50026

she would be if she spilled her sniffing cup on herself and it caught alight


 No.50029

>>50028

don't insult my abofuu m8 i'll bottle you


 No.50030

>>50024

I think its being spammed a bit. That is all.


 No.50031

Might have a neet nap mates


 No.50032

File: cd8c1e8c911c468⋯.jpg (18.14 KB, 291x400, 291:400, 1395018721.jpg)

You've been busy little NEETs today, 400 posts.

The other day when I worked by myself I forgot to put the alarm back on in one of the businesses. I fucked up hard. I went to that business to get bosslady to check and there was a worker at the business who informed me of my grave mistake. Looks like I blew my chance.


 No.50033

>>50032

You'll get another chance.

Maybe make a checklist in future?


 No.50034

File: fa28ad840e8eefd⋯.jpg (83.62 KB, 1280x906, 640:453, 1487906577309.jpg)

>she keeps waiting an hour to reply to my texts

Just be confident bro


 No.50035

>>50034

She knows what she's doing.

Just ignore the cunt for a week.


 No.50036

>>50033

I doubt I'll get another chance. I was sure I had put it on.


 No.50037

>>50032

One mistake should not blow your chances mate. It can happen to anyone once.


 No.50038

>>50035

Yes, I do the same thing when I don't want to speak to someone. I assume she's trying to softly discourage me from trying.


 No.50039

>>50036

Maybe you had put it on and somebody else turned it off


 No.50040

>>50034

NZNEET?


 No.50041

>>50040

yes, sorry


 No.50042

>>50036

Our cleaners don't even latch the doors properly sometimes.


 No.50043

>>49638

What is the best brand? I've got a bit over moccona lately.

>>49649

Excellent work

>>49663

Eww, what the fuck mate.


 No.50044

File: 3c27d361b82746f⋯.jpg (273.57 KB, 1652x902, 826:451, splc-hatetracker.jpg)

When will white supremacists learn to stop their irrational hatred?


 No.50045

>>50043

>over moccona

You have tried almost everything by now.


 No.50046

>>50042

>>50039

>>50037

Thanks guys but I think I'll just play it out as the cash in hand thing rather than try and get on the books. Hopefully when I finish this course I can get a job out of it and quit the cleaning. I drove about 100k's today and it's that far every week to get to and from bosslady's house.

The thing that is a bit upsetting is that bosslady's boss will get in the shit for it, maybe.. I don't really know how this works.

Shit happens I guess, still not usually on the first attempt.


 No.50047

>>50045

I have, the purple pods for nespresso machines are ok but I don't have a nespresso machine and they dont make that type for the machine I have.

They might have that coffee for my drip coffee machine, I'll have to look in to it.


 No.50048

>>50047

I wrote machine a lot of times in that post. Looks weird.


 No.50049

>>50046

The first attempt is when you are the most prone to making mistakes.


 No.50050

Just Did a poo


 No.50051

>>50047

You will lose interest in that like you have in everything else. Most likely.


 No.50052

>>49675

>nape

What?

>>49685

These are fucking terrible.

>>49698

I miss true NEETdom, it really was the weekend forever.


 No.50053

>>50049

Yeah, I guess that is true, I hope hey don't get uppity about it to bosslady's boss though. He's a cool guy.

>>50051

That's a good point. If the good ones of the pods are on special I will get some of those but everything else has turned a bit shit for me.


 No.50054

got meme'd so hard that i actually went to dan murphy's.


 No.50055

File: 9a8751d800943fe⋯.jpg (30.3 KB, 400x400, 1:1, full potential.jpg)

>>49702

Then you get pic related.

>>49707

That was supposed to be the name of this gen (the last one now) with this >>49096 as the OP.

Even the NEETs keep the brothers down.

>>49719

I like to think he is 1/16, I think I read that somewhere. I think he'd come under the “Pocahontas exception”,


 No.50056

>>50030

Fantastic news!

>>50054

Did you pick up some goon?


 No.50057

>>50055

I'd say he would be at least 1/8 goon by now too


 No.50058

>>50056

Fantastic news!

was meant for

>>50050


 No.50059

File: 929e6f7da1156a5⋯.png (28.18 KB, 308x385, 4:5, 561896_4_9999_med_v1_m5657….png)

>>50056

4 of these


 No.50060

>>50059

Drink them all


 No.50061

>tfw my biggest accomplishment this weekend was being on the winning team in the cuckchan team thingo

Time well spent, frens


 No.50062

>>50061

Stupid dumb Peanut Butter Scum.


 No.50063

>>50061

some of the better fun to be had on cuckchan lately


 No.50064

>>50063

About the only semblance of fun I've found on there for a long time. Although I do try to avoid going there


 No.50065

>>49757

I don't know what this is about but I don't like it. If they do make a sequel please post it

>>49783

If you're not abusing it, it's hardly a vice.

>>49802

>>49803

Bye bye bunnies.


 No.50066

>>50057

1/8 goon and 0.5/8 UNNA

What else runs through his veins?

If he's 1/8 UNNA that means his goon and UNNA levels combined would be 1/4

>>50059

Premium goon sounds nice.


 No.50067

>>50057

He is the big UNNA now, NK was just a stage in the metamorphosis


 No.50068

>>50066

they hit like silver bullets


 No.50069

>>50064

I don't mind it honestly, but I only visit boards that are relevant to my interests, mainly /o/ and /g/


 No.50070

>>50069

I only visit /lit/ and /sp/ now

Completely quitting /r9k/ made the experience quite a lot better


 No.50071

>>50068

Have another.


 No.50072

>>50070

Yeah you should keep away from the cancerous boards if you value your mental health.


 No.50073

>>50072

It took me too long to learn that. Or rather, too long to actually take action on it.


 No.50074

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>49805

Yes she does.


 No.50075

File: 9cb2f6f000645ce⋯.png (180.59 KB, 800x522, 400:261, kfc.png)

>>49915

My mouth is sweating from these colonel posts.


 No.50076

File: b2f07dd7e2efe1c⋯.jpg (20.59 KB, 620x420, 31:21, kfc_20140620121017.jpg)

>>49928

You lie!

That sounds fantastic though.


 No.50077

>>50075

wtf I love kfc now


 No.50078

>>50076

>>50075

Who would win in a fight? Dan or the Colonel?


 No.50079

>>50053

>bosslady's boss

Is he white? Every cleaning outfit I have seen is filled with Pajeets and Ching Chongs.


 No.50080

>>49946

That is a cool song, I didn't pay attention to it when I watched the show. I thought there was only one season though.


 No.50081

>>49960

Post pics please.


 No.50082

>>50078

Alcoholism has been a part of humanity for millennia, obesity is just some meme trend that will within decades


 No.50083

>>49977

Unjust as is gets. What a bunch of hypocrites.

What if it comes out your trouser leg?


 No.50084

>>50075

Did you make this image?


 No.50085

>>49999

lol, you're a champ. I'll take that.


 No.50086

>>50084

It's an oldish meme so I doubt he made it originally


 No.50087

>>50084

Nah, I don't know where i got it. I deleted the background though for extra meme value.


 No.50088

>>50000

shit cunt. That wasn't good in anyway.


 No.50089

>>50088

What does the text even say?


 No.50090

File: 086ce29477a0142⋯.png (5.23 KB, 348x145, 12:5, images.png)

>>50078

Dan has an iron bar, tested on the skulls of a dozen unruly aborigines. What has Colonel Sanders got? He's not even a real Colonel.


 No.50091

>>50089

Read the filename, it says that but in weird backwards letters


 No.50092

>>50079

He has a thick as fuck aussie accent but he has black hair so I don't know what he is. He has blue eyes, it's a funny/cool look.


 No.50093

>>50090

He's got an army of motorisedscooter-americans


 No.50094

>>50084

I'd lick chicken grease from her fingers.


 No.50095

File: b0a5395256fddc5⋯.jpg (50.16 KB, 270x270, 1:1, 3691a7ace69f7a90ff56bf3f86….jpg)

>>50090

Dan is head of the skele brigade, the Colonel has the exec army.

We all know how this will end.


 No.50096

>>50091

Ah thanks.


 No.50097

>>50095

Dans products grow the executive army daily


 No.50098

>>50044

thank #jesus we have SPLC to stop the #fun


 No.50099

File: d3fac74924eb1b4⋯.png (2.31 MB, 3072x3118, 1536:1559, 1482364607853.png)

>>50095

>Dan is head of the skele brigade


 No.50100

>>50090

>He's not even a real Colonel.

He is, it's just that "Colonel" is Kentucky's pretty lame alternative to being knighted and is handed out to every celebrity and successful businessman there.


 No.50101

>>50100

Colonel is a really neat word though


 No.50102

Did your parents have friends? Did you see them socializing often? Did they show you what a healthy relationship looks like?


 No.50103

>>50100

I think the point is that the minute you take it away from Kentucky the colonel is a military rank and it is confusing as a result.


 No.50104

Just left a message for someone who is selling a car on gumtree. I sounded like a complete sperg stuttering everywhere.


 No.50105

>>50102

Not really. Mum had some friends so I guess she kind of did, but dad doesn't have much patience for other people.


 No.50106

>>50104

This is why I would go to a dealership, even if I get ripped off, I'd have still avoided the dreaded phone.


 No.50107

>>50102

My parents had no friends and were always in ridiculous conflicts with other parents they came in contact with through school activities.


 No.50108

>>50097

Dan was never in control.


 No.50109

>>50107

Any particular reason as to why they were having conflict with other parents? Was it caused by the other parents or by your parents?


 No.50110

>>50104

What kinda car?


 No.50111

>>50102

Yeah, Dad's a bit of an aged chad.


 No.50112

>>50105

Did you see your mum talking to those friends? I guess I'm asking whether you were exposed to healthy adult socializing as a child.

Now that you can look at the situation as an adult, is it true that your dad didn't have time for other people? Was that maybe a coping mechanism to deal with the truth, that he'd been rejected by other people so many times that he didn't feel like humiliating himself anymore?


 No.50113

>>50104

If you are with the NRMA or similar Motoring body in your state I always recommend to get 100 point check on the car. If there is something wrong with the car you can then bargain it down without paying for their mistakes.


 No.50114

>>50110

It's a 2005 Lancer.

>>50106

Dealerships overprice their cars though, especially for poorfag cars that I am buying.


 No.50115

>>50109

My mother was the main offender. She was an absolute nut case so perceived slights and insults from other mothers all the time for no good reason.

My father went on the year eight camp with me because he thought the other fathers who were going were paedophiles.


 No.50116

>>50095

Skeletons can be buffed to dish out 5 attacks a piece and that's without Danse Macabre


 No.50117

>>50114

>05 Lancer

You could do better than that.


 No.50118

Just had another wank


 No.50119

>>50116

>5 dishes

A mere snack for an exec.


 No.50120

>>50118

How many is that today?


 No.50121

>>50120

Three


 No.50122

>>50121

That is not unreasonable.


 No.50123

>>50119

But what about 10, 12 from the skeleader


 No.50124

>>50122

Last weekend got a little out of hand at six. I lost the plot.


 No.50125

>>50124

May be it was more…


 No.50126

>>50125

>>50124

What got you into such a frenzy?


 No.50127

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>50126

Stress and boredom. This video I have posted before helps explain why


 No.50128

>>50127

What has got you feeling stressed?


 No.50129

>>50128

Stress from consecutive interviews one week apart. I want to get a job and don't care which one so getting prepared and getting to them was nervousness. I had never been to interview and it was a job I wanted. I now have to a functional assessment at physiotherapist to check that I have no injuries. Has anyone done one of these before around lifting and bending? I just want to know how long it would go for mostly because I am mostly physically fit without injury.


 No.50130

>>50123

He will end up as a pile of nuggets in the toilet.


 No.50131

>>50129

> I now have to a functional assessment at physiotherapist

Be careful NEET, I speak from personal experience when I say that people involved in the physio field often get crushes on the people they're working on. All that close physical contact, yknow?


 No.50132

>>50131

I think the person who runs it is an older guy. No qt I do not think.


 No.50133

>>50132

I was a bit disappointed.


 No.50134

>myspace accounts don't delete themselves


 No.50135

>>50134

Post some pictures of yourself


 No.50136

>>50135

Or at least some fat chicks.


 No.50137

>>50134

tell us tragic tales of teenage love gone wrong bruv


 No.50138

>>50137

Wasn't our poetry night a couple of nights ago?


 No.50139

>>50138

true enough


 No.50140

File: af5019ce52639e8⋯.jpg (1.85 MB, 2592x1936, 162:121, Angus Bacon & Cheese.jpg)

Bought a fancy burger from HJ's.


 No.50141

>>50140

Devour it in a single go


 No.50142

>>50140

put your pen0r in it


 No.50143

>>50142

bad NEET


 No.50144

>>50140

buy the hunger tamer next time


 No.50145

>>50144

Just get a double whopper with cheese, a grilled chicken burger, 10 nuggets, a large fries, and a large chocolate thickshake. That's what I usually have.


 No.50146

>>50135

It's all too embarrassing.

>>50138

They were the tales of teenage love.


 No.50147

>>50140

Are you the NEET that made the webm of it before?


 No.50148

>>50146

>They were the tales of teenage love.

How many ways can one rhyme 'have a wank'?


 No.50149

>>50145

I usually get the two small whopper meals for $10, pretty good value.


 No.50150

>>50148

A wank solves everything


 No.50151

>>50148

dunno, I'm coming up blank


 No.50152

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.50153

>>50141

I consumed half the burger and chips, saving the remainder for a cheeky midnight snack.

>>50144

Maybe


 No.50154

>>50147

Yes, that was the Fiery Angus. Much better than what I got tonight, the Angus, Bacon & Cheese.

>>50145

I'm regretting not buying their new Kit-Kat thickshake.


 No.50155

>>50153

It wont be as good then


 No.50156

>>50153

Pair it with a cheeky cup of goon


 No.50157

File: 0be7a9eec099cd3⋯.jpg (40.62 KB, 670x503, 670:503, 0be7a9eec099cd370abf591af4….jpg)


 No.50158

>>50153

>I consumed half the burger and chips

pretty weak effort, skelington


 No.50159

>>50157

Having a sleep can solve a lot of problems.


 No.50160

>>50158

What if it was an executive snack?


 No.50161

>>50160

an executive leaves no burger half eaten


 No.50162

>>50161

what's an executive in this context


 No.50163

File: 79481762de977d4⋯.jpg (83.25 KB, 634x752, 317:376, 2477D52C00000578-2899955-i….jpg)

>>50153

>half the burger

You think this guy got promoted to CEO level by eating half the burger? Finish the whole thing, then go back to hungry jack's and order all the other angus grill burgers on the menu. As meals.


 No.50164

>>50159

a big sleep


 No.50165

>>50164

A peaceful sleep


 No.50166

>>50163

He should be made into a banner but I'm not certain how we would fit his entire strength into the banner


 No.50167

>>50166

Make five banners that fit together like Exodia


 No.50168

>>50166

I do not like looking at that guy. I wish he was spoilered.


 No.50169

>>50167

It could be done as a gif with last panel focusing on his head.


 No.50170

>>50168

Kmart doesn't make spoilers in his size. The racists.


 No.50171

File: 9a852a8607434b8⋯.jpg (35.42 KB, 300x100, 3:1, big boi.jpg)


 No.50172

>>50170

He could get one from super cheap auto parts.


 No.50173

>>50171

t-thanks


 No.50174

File: 8ecad57c9c0e6df⋯.jpg (1.51 MB, 1440x958, 720:479, 1453768534356.jpg)

If you don't think your anxiety, depression, sadness and stress impact your physical health, think again. All of these emotions trigger chemical reactions in your body, which can lead to inflammation and a weakened immune system. Learn how to cope, sweet NEET. There will always be dark days.


 No.50175

>>50171

Approved.


 No.50176

>>50173

>>50175

Thanks for liking it, haven't made a banner for here before


 No.50177

>>50176

i made a banner once. nobody commented on it.


 No.50178

>>50177

Post it again


 No.50179

>>50174

I get nasty cold sores when really stressed. It's true but how do you manage the physical build up to an event when you are doing nothing. I can manage the mental stress by going through the process that it's nothing to worry about but my body just builds up distress and it comes out in nasty ways like a cold sore. So how do you kind of manage the physical aspect of it beyond getting a good night's sleep and eating well?


 No.50180

File: 42bcee9543eddb4⋯.png (21.47 KB, 300x100, 3:1, HQ banner.png)

>>50177

watch this


 No.50181

>>50177

Sorry, I try to comment on all Dan banners and try to give feedback on others.


 No.50182

>>50180

Well bannered.


 No.50183


 No.50184

File: 094192234548ddc⋯.jpg (9.77 KB, 320x220, 16:11, lizard.jpg)


 No.50185

>>50180

>>50182

Very well bannered indeed.


 No.50186


 No.50187

File: 0f06f315066702c⋯.png (33.72 KB, 300x100, 3:1, The Matrix.PNG)


 No.50188

File: 80941ada774127a⋯.png (17.71 KB, 300x100, 3:1, well BANEred.PNG)


 No.50189

File: aa4e6714c25aceb⋯.png (30.78 KB, 300x100, 3:1, meta master.png)

>>50187

You wish to fight?


 No.50190

Stop abusing the sacred banners


 No.50191

>get two chicken dinners in PUBG mobile solo

>mum brings home KFC as soon as I win my last match

>zinger burger, popcorn chicken, medium chips. pepsi max and leftover chocolate caramello eggs i'm eating now

Best day of the year so far. I feel good just from playing.


 No.50192

>>50191

Are you one of the lads in the ACA video?


 No.50193

File: 3e3ccba4254a1c0⋯.png (37.12 KB, 300x100, 3:1, I'll take you all on.png)


 No.50194

File: 7471fbbbe2963b5⋯.png (32.82 KB, 300x100, 3:1, fight time.PNG)


 No.50195

>>50192

That's Fortnite not PUGB


 No.50196

>>50188

Thanks again for using my post. But I feel guilty for taking the other NEETs idea of bannered


 No.50197

>>50195

I thought those were the same thing


 No.50198

File: 71254feca3a2ca5⋯.png (30.25 KB, 300x100, 3:1, war.png)

>>50194

Let us do battle


 No.50199

>>50198

can't even read it so you fucking lose


 No.50200

File: b88ad1f863d7f2b⋯.png (30.73 KB, 300x100, 3:1, yes let us battaru.PNG)


 No.50201

I am not certain how I feel about this different type of a sperg out.


 No.50202

>>50201

It's not a Spergout but a festival of autism


 No.50203

>>50201

it feels like the brainlets have gained sentience


 No.50204

File: e49a181836b6b67⋯.png (41.37 KB, 300x100, 3:1, whoooa.png)

>>50200

LETS KUNG FU!


 No.50205

>>50202

Because we are all unique.

>>50203

Your comment made me chuckle reasonably hard.


 No.50206

>>50203

I am still working on words, sentence.. soon..


 No.50207

File: 8921b40bc8bd3da⋯.png (27.49 KB, 300x100, 3:1, wewew.PNG)

>>50204

I'll warn you now I have actual Autism and a bowl a spag bol, and a cup of goon

I can go all night


 No.50208

>>50205

let us celebrate NEET Diversity from the SkeleNEETS to the Execs but not the Chads


 No.50209

>>50206

and they say neanderthals were incapable of forming art


 No.50210

File: 0e71c77e2dd2544⋯.png (10.51 KB, 207x244, 207:244, index.png)

>>50203

>sentience


 No.50211

>>50207

Worry.jpeg


 No.50212

File: 3483d9a726287cb⋯.png (39.87 KB, 529x155, 529:155, one bowl.png)

>>50207

I have a whole pot of spaghetti in the fridge and am free of dans grip.

You have no power here.


 No.50213

>>50212

No one is ever free of Dan's grip… He'll be waiting in store for you


 No.50214

>>50213

Booze Brothers is all you need.


 No.50215

>>50208

Each our of sentences should be celebrated


 No.50216

>>50215

Especially the sentence creepshotneet is bound to get one day


 No.50217

>>50215

I am the most sentenced NEET.


 No.50218

Are you powering up banner nemesis?

I am waiting.


 No.50219

Kakarot!!


 No.50220

Fight me you fool.


 No.50221

It's over 50,000!!!


 No.50222

>>50221

H-His power c-can't be that high!


 No.50223

Good night NEETs. I am going to sleep. If I don't say good night, I like to day good night to another NEET instead. Anyhow, stay comfy and be nice to each other.


 No.50224

>>50223

night night neet


 No.50225

>>50223

> If I don't say good night, I like to day good night to another NEET

?

Good night NEET, pleasant dreams.


 No.50226

We shall take an intermission in this battle.

But it is not over.


 No.50227

I think I've had my fill of brainletposing for this weekend

See you tomorrow, neets


 No.50228

>>50227

Good night NEET.


 No.50229

>>50227

>>50223

Good night NEETs


 No.50230

File: 986431401fd62f6⋯.png (34.88 KB, 300x100, 3:1, AAAA.PNG)

>>50212

I also have a pot of spagett

Also Dan will bar you


 No.50231

Hey, you can't do sneak attacks. I had left the arena.


 No.50232


 No.50233

>>50232

Your treacherous ways will not be forgotten bannernemesisNEET. You may have crippled my bannerfu this time but I will return.. when you least suspect it.

This time… IT'S PERSONAL


 No.50234


 No.50235

File: 1ad1020a06bcbac⋯.png (5.17 KB, 401x367, 401:367, 1434972421438.png)

>>50233

Crikey you have been having some fun tonight mate.


 No.50236

>>50235

He wished to fight but I wasn't expecting him to be a dirty bar warrior well versed in Dan-jitsu.


 No.50237

>>50236

I'm 8th Dan in my memefu


 No.50238

>>50237

I'm a yellow belt at liquor land.


 No.50239

I am off to bed. I will read some more gordianus. I was too tired to read much last night.

Good night my good neets.


 No.50240

>>50238

The waistband on my pants goes yellow over time. that is kind of like a yellow belt. The same colour as NK's pillows.


 No.50241

File: 1c2c6a62be5a702⋯.jpg (155.41 KB, 853x1280, 853:1280, Zuumin.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs sleep tight

>>50239

i'm off to bed too sleep tight NEET


 No.50242

>>50239

>>50241

Good night.


 No.50243

>>50239

Sweet dreams beloved NEETs, sleep well.

The body needs its rest, and sleep is extremely important in any health regimen. There should be three main things: eating, exercise and sleep. All three together in the right balance make for a truly healthy lifestyle.


 No.50244

>>50240

nks pillows are cum white


 No.50245

>>50241

Oops, meant to link you too to >>50243


 No.50246

>>50244

No my cum is yellow


 No.50247

>>50246

Stained by the generations of UNNA


 No.50248

>>50243

Thank you and good night. I valued your wise health advice. I try my best.


 No.50249

Imagine if all the other NEETs on this board are just one guy playing a very elaborate prank pretending to be multiple people and it's really just you and some other guy.


 No.50250

>>50249

Imagine the sort of mind that could think that.


 No.50251

>>50250

That attitude is why the whole thing has worked so well thus far.


 No.50252


 No.50253

>>50249

If that's the case then that's fine


 No.50254

>>50252

It would be body temperature which you couldn't really call hot. More like warm.


 No.50255

>>50254

Wait you don't volcano Jizz?


 No.50256

I'm also going to bed. Goodnight NEETs. Sweet dreams of Karen.


 No.50257

>>50256

Night KarenNEET


 No.50258

>>50256

Don't forget your MAX appointment tomorrow


 No.50259

>>50256

Good night Karen.


 No.50260

>>50230

>>50212

>>50207

>>50204

>>50200

>>50198

>>50194

>>50193

>>50189

>>50188

>>50187

>>50180

all of these should be added to the board

>>50044

inb4 dogs and fun become the new hate symbols

>>50256

good night


 No.50261

File: f8c3d3427f7985f⋯.jpg (266.25 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 14856.jpg)

Burning on though another night of alcohol, arma and alice in chains.

I can't complain.


 No.50262

>>50261

Enjoy. I've got some stuff to do then I'm joining you in debauchery. I'll be reading Jojo.


 No.50266

>>50262

what arc


 No.50267

File: 04adb636ea5d7d0⋯.jpg (1.88 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 1522674097869119780638.jpg)

Made a meatloaf, didn't have a proper tray but it turned out ok


 No.50268

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>50266

Vento Aureo. I'm at vid related


 No.50269

>>50268

So SpagetJoJo


 No.50270

>>50269

Heh. Yea. I'm really digging it. Whenever I get to a chapter with a new stand I play its music. I actually didn't know The Moody Blues for anything other than nights of white satin but gave a good listen to 4 of their albums cause of the manga and I'm loving them. Such a great band.


 No.50271

>>49917

the burgers are better at hungry jacks


 No.50272

>>50032

Your boss lady is exploiting you by paying you less than minimum wage with no super and no insurance. If you get hurt or crippled on the job she will run a mile and say "Too bad, so sad", and you will be left to try to deal with expensive and possibly life-ruining medical problems by yourself.

She is not doing you a favour. She is deliberately committing illegal acts in order to make illegal profits at your expense.

If she really cared about you she'd put you on the books and make it legit so you are covered by insurance and aren't committing tax fraud every time you take her money.

You would be much better off if you got a proper job with a proper employer.


 No.50273

>>50020

fucking rip in peace


 No.50274

>tfw depressed


 No.50275

In one of those moods tonight, might get some sleep before I get too emotional and moody.

Going to get out of the house and get some sun tomorrow, anyone want some pics of wherever I end up?


 No.50276


 No.50277

>>50275

yes, post pics


 No.50278

any NEET bros still with me i just woke up


 No.50279

>>50278

good morning neet. I've woken up early too, I've taken some more sleeping drugs but it'll take at least half an hour for them to kick in so I'm sitting here in purgatory until then. What's your plan for the day?


 No.50280

File: 76d0687c8bd5352⋯.jpg (17.8 KB, 306x306, 1:1, 1ulv8m.jpg)

Morning guys. Woke up far too early as well. I blame daylight saving and the jews.


 No.50281

>>50280

Me too, daylight savings always messes up my sleep.


 No.50282

File: 519bc6c72c19e6a⋯.jpg (23.05 KB, 347x336, 347:336, shalom_chan.jpg)

Good morning friends. I also blame daylight saving and the jews. Shifty cunts trying to get 10% more out of a day for the same price.


 No.50283

>>50282

g'morning. Has Karen been turned into a tiny bird?


 No.50284

>>50283

Karen is not pure enough to turn into a bird.


 No.50285

File: d0ae57eb57c200d⋯.jpg (77.64 KB, 992x869, 992:869, tapir.jpg)

Karen can only turn into a tapir.


 No.50286


 No.50287

File: f05124066549a0f⋯.png (16.89 KB, 272x185, 272:185, ClipboardImage.png)

norning meetos


 No.50288

>>50286

Or a firm handshake, and don't forget to look them straight in the eye.


 No.50289

>>50288

His bootstraps wont pull themselves. You weren't supposed to click on to that straight away, now how will I get my morning (You) quota?


 No.50290

>>50287

Morning friend.


 No.50291

Naked NEET


 No.50292

>>50289

Morning.


 No.50293

>>50292

Ahh, that's how I'll get the quota. By misdirected posts.


 No.50294

>>50293

tbh the autist in that article doesn't look to bad, the chin fuzz is a bit scruffy but otherwise he looks pretty normal.


 No.50295

File: d14f25aa6cf20fb⋯.png (1.94 MB, 1199x661, 1199:661, power up.png)

The breakfast of champions.

https://youtu.be/w4bhKB1E6iY?t=4m4s


 No.50296

>>50294

Yeah, his 'tism's are weak at best and non-existent at worst.


 No.50297

Morning neets. Besides whirlpool, and this most excellent establishment here on 8ch, are there any australian specific forums?


 No.50298

>>50297

Not that I know of, I guess reddit has an australian section but I don't browse there.


 No.50299

>>50297

Aren't we enough for you?


 No.50300

File: 4332c0a525f573b⋯.jpg (343.24 KB, 1200x1491, 400:497, George_Chinnery_-_A_Man_Ca….jpg)

off to course, have a nice day friendly NEETs


 No.50301

Good morning to all


 No.50302

>>50301

Morning


 No.50303

File: 4bc4012498cb21f⋯.jpg (8.07 KB, 159x326, 159:326, ya.jpg)

>says he uses humour to disguise his discomfort in a situation.


 No.50304


 No.50305


 No.50306

File: c31c1ed783003b6⋯.png (1.36 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out060449.png)

>>50257

>>50258

>>50259

>>50260

Good morning, consecutivegoodnightNEETs.

>>50278

>>50279

>>50280

>>50281

>>50282

>>50283

>>50287

>>50290

>>50292

>>50297

>>50301

>>50302

Good morning otherNEETs. Pick a Karen. Any Karen.


 No.50307

>>50282

Good morning mate.


 No.50308

>>50284

>>50285

lol poor Karen. It is true though.

>>50306

Good morning Karen.


 No.50309

File: f79fb1b940dcacf⋯.png (152.46 KB, 577x272, 577:272, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.50310

>>50295

PUFFED WHEAT NEET


 No.50311


 No.50312

>>50300

Good luck today. See you when you get back.


 No.50313

>>50303

Do you think an autist could enjoy this image? Would they intuitively understand the two expresions and how they're related?


 No.50314

>>50313

[while pushing everyone who's ever loved my away with a toxic self-righteousness and dogmatic worldview] do you have any idea how RUDE you look right now


 No.50315

that nigger terrorism woman died


 No.50316

>>50313

Yeah. The guy on the top is smiling happily and the guy on the bottom is really excited.


 No.50317

>>50315

I am sorry for your loss.


 No.50318

>>50316

your mostly right execpt the guy on the bottom is just doing a big poo


 No.50319

>>50305

I do not think they should have done what they did while arresting him, but something must have happened to get that many pigs out. You don't see more than 2 or even 4 officers attending a scene unless there is a extra issue of concern. The guy must have been whaling and screaming to get that many pigs out and I am guessing there would have been a follow-up event we are not aware of. It sucks though we don't have many detox or any decent mental health facilities in some parts of the country this guy could have checked into while coming down off the pain meds.

>>50309

Is this a DNA test, as a lot of people believe they have the right to hide their relationships when everyone has DNA that destroy relationships when people are not open with each other.

>>50313

Even people with ASD have difficulties understanding emotions they can recognise emotions easily. The difficulty experienced is not often with understanding happiness or sadness but how they relate to a social situation. That is, the happy wojack on the outside but a distraught wojack, which represents how the wojack is really feeling in the inside as his true feelings

>>50315

>Winnie Mandela, former wife of Nelson Mandela dies, aged 81


 No.50320

>>50319

>Is this a DNA test, as a lot of people believe they have the right to hide their relationships when everyone has DNA that destroy relationships when people are not open with each other.

It's a legit 23andMe App review.

Cucked France actually has laws making it illegal for a father to try and check the paternity of his children.


 No.50321

>>50320

>It's a legit 23andMe App review.

I don't doubt it, there has been recent debate around sperm donors in Victoria who have donated no longer becoming anonymous. Yet there are stories of people using these websites to track their fathers. Just because you cum into a tube and think your anonymous doesn't mean your children aren't going to come after you There is a big fine if a non-contact order is place if fathers do not want contact.

The issue that is most fucked up is a lot of people did donate did it for under the guise of research without even knowing they had children, but no one is going after these people because academia and the medical community protects it's own.


 No.50322

Not all heroes wear capes.

>Police are searching for a helmet-clad man who set fire to a red-light camera on one of Melbourne's busiest roads.

>The man was filmed by a witness climbing onto the red light camera, on the corner of Punt Road and High Street, about 6am on Monday.

>The man then set fire to the camera, causing significant damage, apparently unaware the images captured by it are automatically uploaded to the Department of Justice

http://www.news.com.au/national/breaking-news/man-sets-fire-to-vic-redlight-camera/news-story/a56323a8e3c1af46b9b7d7a13d619122


 No.50323

http://www.adultswim.com/videos/specials/bushworld-adventures

>To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

>And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid


 No.50324

>>50323

I've not seen it, and this has convinced me never to watch it.


 No.50325

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>50324

It's made by the creators of this video. So it still has a lot of that edgy appeal but it would have confused a lot of burgers and that made me laugh.


 No.50326

File: 5495ce840645519⋯.png (739.51 KB, 925x898, 925:898, 1522711172182.png)

I hate these normie cunts who jump on the mental illness bandwagon.


 No.50327

>>50326

boo hoo

i have a body builder's body

millions of dollars

movie roles every year

i'm so depressed


 No.50328

File: 9dd28f2b39af4ee⋯.jpg (40.87 KB, 468x515, 468:515, fraser-brendan-fraser-2984….jpg)

>>50327

>millions of dollars

>movie roles every year

>i'm so depressed


 No.50329

File: 256cd558b8a92df⋯.png (15.27 KB, 489x423, 163:141, 256.png)

>>50326

I have crippling depression and never cry.


 No.50330

>>50329

Yeah, I don't think crying fits with proper depression.


 No.50331

File: e0a7908bf4786fd⋯.jpg (7.6 KB, 283x200, 283:200, Peezle used roll picturepe….jpg)

https://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/life-and-relationships/stop-calling-us-millennials-selfish-we-just-want-what-you-had-20180330-p4z739.html

If any of you NEETs have a workout today read through some of the comments, it's even worse than Boomerpool

GAS THE OLD PEOPLE AGE WAR NOW


 No.50332

>>50325

>>50323

just watched it. it would have confused the fuck out of burgers.


 No.50333

>>50331

>GAS THE OLD PEOPLE AGE WAR NOW

I never read the comments for that exact reason

>>50332

and irradiated as our ute is their truck which they always defend as a truck. That got a hearty kek from me.


 No.50334

File: 589ae4e9b2fd995⋯.png (122.76 KB, 768x768, 1:1, e7987c415c6a9732984e5b21d8….png)

>>50331

FUCKING BOOMERS


 No.50335

File: 1d1e56484a765e0⋯.png (9.58 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 0ba.png)

>tfw waiting for the postie to deliver my package


 No.50336

>>50306

Good mornings to all. Now what do we do?


 No.50337

File: fd623a404536140⋯.jpg (5.45 KB, 225x225, 1:1, images (1).jpg)

>>50333

Terry 3 HOURS AGO

>Well lets start this off, i had children at 19, married with $600 in funds and no real job working as a labourer. I didnt have time to have a career it was a luxury. I did buy a one bedder at 21 paying the deposit from a jar of coins.

Another friend didnt have more than a week off in Fiji for the first 19 years and he did that once.

Millenials are priviledged with the lifestyle then complain they cant save. I didnt go the movies for 5 years as we couldnt afford it, we worked and brought up children, paid for all the infrastructure that is used today - every bit of it. We even brought technology to the world and thats why the older generations are entitled just millenials will be when they get to 60. Start sacrificing and stop whinging, that would be a good start.

(6 thumbs up - substantially more than the other comments)

Kim A 57 MINUTES AGO

>In 'the good old days' most 'baby boomers' had nowhere near the lifestyle expectations of young people today - and my wife and I worked and worked and worked until we had a big mortgage and our first modest old two bedroom house that needed a lot of work - and from memory it was not until our tenth year of marriage before we had our first holiday away from home - overseas too!! a week in Tasmania.

L. 31 MINUTES AGO

A babyboomer, female, who went to university, I owned a three bedroom house at 21. But I had had casual jobs since I was 7 years old, starting with pet sitting type jobs, babysitting, working at Woolies on Saturday mornings, and then on Thursday evenings when that came in. I worked the four months between the HSC and uni, and every holiday I had, as well as additional casual jobs. And I was very careful with what I spent. I've seen kids today who have done the same thing. As an employer, I have also seen teenagers who aren't worth employing because when they do bother to turn up to work, don't do a job worth paying them for. One reaps what one sows.


 No.50338

>>50337

I also love how these fucking idiots fail to realize that even when factoring in inflation, the cost of travelling is one of the few things that has gone down SUBSTANTIALLY in price, yet everything else has gotten more expensive apart from shitty kids/electronics products.

They live in such a bubble they extrapolate travelling being expensive 30-40 years ago and fail to understand how accessible it is for even poor people today due to advances in technology.


 No.50339

>>50267

Looks like a hearty meal, would make for good sandwich-filler too. Impressed.


 No.50340

>>50339

It's gonna make a good poo too


 No.50341

>>50335

FeelsGoodMan what are you getting delivered?


 No.50342

>>50341

A vaporizer


 No.50343

File: 54f0b75dfd986d4⋯.jpg (36.42 KB, 482x427, 482:427, 1445832835809.jpg)

Why did you post those boomer comments?


 No.50344

I might search for a nice toiletry bag today.


 No.50345

Also g'morning for the second time, I'm the very same /waitingforthesleepingdrugstoactivateneet/ you might have spotted in the early morning. I had another nice refreshing sleepereenie from 4AM to 8:30AM which puts my total sleep time at around nine hours. How's everyone feeling?


 No.50346

File: 673b85909276cf5⋯.png (107.25 KB, 600x458, 300:229, hug.png)

File: 70f877c91a6f545⋯.jpg (746.8 KB, 1400x791, 200:113, walk.jpg)

>>50343

sorry m8, I'm a bit of a masochist I guess. I know that they'll piss me off

Have a photo from my morning NEETwalk to lift your spirits


 No.50347

Had a dream I was in America


 No.50348

>>50347

Did you meet Vladonald Drumph?


 No.50349

>>50347

I had a dream I was in your fridge


 No.50350

>>50346

That does make me feel a bit better, thanks. Where is that? If you'd prefer not to say I will also accept a short walk review.


 No.50351

>>50348

No but I went to burgerking


 No.50352

>>50350

Little nature reserve place, it is a bit too far for most NEET walks but its not too hot today so I decided to venture out for longer than I normally would.

When I was in primary school I'd go up and down those stairs and it felt like they would go on forever, I remember going up those stairs and feeling like I'd be on top of a mountain when I reached the top. Now I realize you can actually see the end of the stairs even from the bottom and it takes me maybe 2 minutes if I'm jogging up them, to be a kid again.


 No.50353

>tfw woke up depressed


 No.50354

>>50346

>>50352

Nice pic and a lovely story


 No.50355

>>50352

Does your gf ever go walking with you?


 No.50356

File: 5829bbc9e79107a⋯.jpg (10.97 KB, 194x259, 194:259, download.jpg)

File: 3d0e9cf727d0296⋯.jpg (95.95 KB, 1280x445, 256:89, Zappo-Sour-Grape-Single__4….jpg)

>>50355

I haven't completed GF2018 yet.

I do remember in year 5 and year 6 a kid who lived that way and I would walk home together, even though it meant that it took me about twice as long his mummybot would always give him canteen money and I guess as a thanks for keeping me company he'd always buy me a paddlepop or zappos so it was alright. I remember sometimes I'd feel quite sick when I got to the top of the stairs because of that if I hadn't had much water and scoffed it down fast.


 No.50357

>>50275

>get some sun tomorrow

I need to do that too, but will take a vitamin D tablet instead considering it's school-holiday season.


 No.50358

>>50356

My dad used to paddle me in the bum with those


 No.50359

>>50358

I paddled my pop last night.


 No.50360

>>50356

Fucking zappos, love them


 No.50361

I downloaded a 60GB torrent and it is useless. Can't be opened. The file must be corrupt in some way. Very depressing. That was a big chunk of my data allowance.


 No.50362

>>50361

Did the torrent come with instructions about how to open it? Have you tried 7z? Some of the archivers barf on large files.


 No.50363

>>50356

You are the smoker neet who wears nice watches?


 No.50364

>>50362

It is a zim file. It can only be opened by the kiwix program, but it won't open it.


 No.50365

>>50364

Does the file checksum match the one listed?


 No.50366

>>50365

I don't know what that is.


 No.50367

>>50363

That would be me, ShireNEET, there are quite a few walkingNEETs.


 No.50368

>>50366

Where the torrent was published, they usually list checksums like SHA256 or MD5.

If you calculate the checksum and compare it, does it match?


 No.50369

Is the NEET who lives in Elizabeth here? Just how bad is it to live in a suburb like that? Are the memes true? Do you feel unsafe? Do houses and cars get broken into all the time? Is there lots of noise and disruption at night?

I am thinking of moving from the country to the city but if I move to the city I can only afford to live in the really shitty areas. Is it really as bad as some people make it seem?


 No.50370

>tfw had 6 packets of mie goreng last night


 No.50371

>>50370

bigboi


 No.50372

Why are NEET's such a bunch of unlikable assholes?


 No.50373

>>50369

That's me (or one of them).

To be honest, it various from section to section, and street to street.

Unfortunately much of what you have described is true for parts of the suburb.

I live close to one of the train stations. This means there is quite often a lot of people walking to an from the station. Some of these people are very noisey, either screaming at the person they are with, or screaming into their phone.

Occasionally the parking area in front of the station will be used for burnouts in the middle of the night. Once every year or two a car will get set on fire.

My street is mostly filled with old people, and is neat and tidy.

I don't feel scared at home, or walking about. I used to the gym at 4.30 in the morning. Only once was I midly apprehensive about some youths on the other side of the road, but nothing came of that.

Certain parts of Elizabeth are bad. The parts that are far away from everything (eg Elizabeth Downs or Davron Park) tend to be worse than the parts near the middle. I think that is because the scum tend to get trapped (can't afford bus tickets/too far to walk) and so the area around them suffers for it.

Basically you'll need to suss out any potential places and try and work out if they're likely to be quiet/safe.


 No.50374

>>50373

Thank you for that info.


 No.50375

>>50373

> I used to the gym at 4.30 in the morning

This should read 'used to walk to the gym'.


 No.50376

>>50373

Also, many of the rough-looking inhabitants are actually decent people. There is a lot of intergenerational poverty, and they don't know any better.


 No.50377

>>50373

I've heard with a lot of those areas just live in the parts that have stand alone houses as oppose to the houses/blocks that are split between multiple tenants/owners and those are usually the nicer areas.

Obviously looking at streets with semi-maintained gardens etc. is a good sign as well.


 No.50378

>>50366

Force a recheck of the file in the torrent application. You may be missing a few mb.


 No.50379

File: 92106b2534ae39a⋯.png (11.45 KB, 350x420, 5:6, images (10).png)

>>50370

Good work brother


 No.50380

>>50378

Right click the torrent in the app and there will be an option for it.


 No.50381

File: ec660be64549de1⋯.jpg (115.35 KB, 645x773, 645:773, n1KTlR3.jpg)

>tfw just sperged out as the delivery man came and embarrassed myself


 No.50382

File: d27ec594ef573a6⋯.png (56.19 KB, 645x729, 215:243, d27ec594ef573a64667b8310e7….png)

>>50380

>Ctrl+alt+delete


 No.50383

>>50381

Only delivery people see neets in their true gorm


 No.50384

>>50382

May not always force a recheck, and if it does with multiple torrents open it may take hours.


 No.50385

>>50381

I had a rather enjoyable experience with the deliveryman this morning, he's a nice fellow.


 No.50386

>>50381

How did you sperg out?


 No.50387

Gormless NEET


 No.50388

File: 2c565e939bdc272⋯.png (15.53 KB, 350x420, 5:6, images (6).png)

>>50387

I'm in top gorm


 No.50389

Dehydrated sushi in a sealed container for one day?, reheated jasmine rice and a fuji apple. Is my lunch riced enough?


 No.50390

>>50389

G O O K, seriously though sushi is pretty good the local woolworths has one of those sushi izu stands inside the store with various different types packaged.


 No.50391

File: 8e5ba30e0334f68⋯.jpg (1.92 MB, 2928x3504, 61:73, cutie patootie.jpg)

>>50381

last week my doggereenie bolted out the door and chased the deliveryman into the corner of my front yard, barking at him like a feral animal, and possibly tried to bite him too


 No.50392

Is the coffee/cocoa roastie photoshopper NEET going to post any more?


 No.50393

>>50392

I thought my images were unwelcome here. I didn't want to upset my neet friends.


 No.50394

>>50393

Please use your talents for good.


 No.50395

>>50390

>seriously though sushi

When it is not dehydrated it was. I couldn't the last two pieces… Very disappointed in myself.

>>50391

Very cute puppy I want to give him a cuddle


 No.50396

>>50393

>I thought my images were unwelcome here.

I have no problem with you posting them, but please spoiler them. The BO eventually put a spoiler on them.


 No.50397

>>50368

The md5 hashes didn't match. They weren't even close. What does this mean?


 No.50398

>>50390

>the local woolworths has one of those sushi izu stands

So does mine but I have never tried it. I am too racist to eat food prepared by asians.


 No.50399

File: ea9d7fbe6a94268⋯.png (443.85 KB, 1080x720, 3:2, tfw.png)

>>50386

I was waiting for him to unload my shipping bags out of the van and I was trying to be cool and lean against mummbot's car, except I reshuffled and slipped backwards sharply just as he turned around and my entire face sort of dropped from the composed, casual look I had on to panicky autist.

That threw me off and I sort of went bogan really over the top trying to make conversation and yet when he asked me things I just gave one word answers and just was a mess.


 No.50400

>>50398

same tbh, last time I had Chinkys I got really sick as well which puts me off anything with MSG in it.


 No.50401

>>50398

It's pretty good you should try it.

>>50400

Theres msg in literally everything.


 No.50402

>>50399

It sounds like you are worrying over it more than is warranted.


 No.50403

>>50400

>MSG

It is Pajeet's special sauce and Charlie Chang's rat turds and rotten ingredients that cause health problems, not msg.


 No.50404

>>50397

The file is either corrupted or you don't have it all.


 No.50405

>>50399

>>50402

I felt that his spaghetti did come out, but he seemed to stuff in back in pretty well by at least being able to talk. At least he can focus on being comfy for the rest of the day.


 No.50406

>>50404

Should I try downloading it again or will I just end up with the same problem?


 No.50407

>>50406

Get your torrent program to check it again. That should be able to fetch or repair any missing chunks.


 No.50408

>>50407

>tfw I already mentioned that step


 No.50409

File: a59bc9da49c3a66⋯.png (237.28 KB, 466x353, 466:353, unoqy5p.png)

>>50406

I thought you might have been talking about Tinder when I read this comment.


 No.50410

>>50408

I know, but the NEET in question seemed to ignore those posts.


 No.50411

>>50408

>>50407

I did that it calculated it up to 100% and nothing changed.


 No.50412

>>50411

In that case, the torrent is probably bad and you have wasted sixty jiggawatts


 No.50413

>>50411

Did the torrent actually say it was finished downloading and flushed to disk, or did you just see it hit 100% on the progress bar and start fiddling with it?


 No.50414

>>50413

I started fiddling.


 No.50415

Back at the executive gym


 No.50416

>>50391

I zoom-enhanced doggos eyeballs, and I have to say you're looking very nice today NEET.


 No.50417

>>50415

What does this mean? An executive does his workouts at the feeding trough.


 No.50420

File: d56ff29c9c27b3a⋯.png (59.03 KB, 615x547, 615:547, Dan April.png)

>>50391

Beautiful puppo


 No.50421

File: 21dfac8155cc4eb⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 2.87 MB, 2400x3000, 4:5, Gold-Roast-Instant-Coffee-….jpg)

I feel kinda 'meh' about this one


 No.50422

File: e6f66589e251a40⋯.jpg (1.8 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 1522723692466225343656.jpg)

Early bird gets the goon


 No.50423

>>50421

I appreciate it, it's more subtle than the other ones. Thanks NEET.


 No.50424

>>50421

I am not going to look. I am still traumatised from the previous ones.


 No.50425

>>50420

Well Danned


 No.50426

>>50422

Just the one cask or going in the multi-buy discount for 10?


 No.50427

>>50421

Somebody remind me to look at this at 5:00PM ACST. There's a gril sitting in my cubicle at the moment and she might see.


 No.50428

File: 0054ad437dcd655⋯.jpg (8.62 KB, 243x255, 81:85, 0054ad437dcd655a63f421d11f….jpg)

>>50427

>Ctrl+F about this one


 No.50429


 No.50430

>>50429

Hold down Ctrl key and press f key.

Type in about this one

Keep pressing enter key until you find the post.


 No.50431

>>50430

I see. That would have been helpful at 5pm ACST as requested.

I thought he wanted me to Ctrl+F the girl in my cubicle.


 No.50432

>>50426

There was a goon riot last night so it's 5 per customer


 No.50433

>>50432

>goon riot

A good name for a band.


 No.50434

File: 92e86f5276cc1c3⋯.jpg (295.61 KB, 600x600, 1:1, moccona.jpg)

Last coffee image, neets. I won't be making any more today.


 No.50435

>>50373

Were you the one who said you couldn't put your bin out the night before collection because it would be interfered with by bad apples in the neighbourhood?

Is that true?


 No.50436

>>50435

Yes, it was.


 No.50437

>>50434

garbage coffee i'd drink dirt out of the garden first. maconna is SHIT


 No.50438

>>50436

What happens to bins that are put out the night before?


 No.50439


 No.50440

>>50437

All the major instant coffee brands are okay I have found. It just takes a little while to get used to them and then you start to enjoy it.


 No.50441

>>50438

Seeing as I haven't done it, I can't say for sure, but driving around the neighbourhood you will see wheelie bins that have been pushed onto the road, contents emptied, set on fire, etc. Some just get stolen.


 No.50442

>>50439

She'll run to fat in a few years.


 No.50443

>>50441

I am not sure I could live in an area where those sort of things occur. But that is all that is within my price range.


 No.50444

>>50434

Forgive me for being a brainlet but I don't see where this image was photoshopped.


 No.50445

>>50443

Have you checked prices up the road around Blakeview/Craigmore/Andrew's Farm, etc?


 No.50446

>>50442

Such positively always cheers me up


 No.50447

>>50443

There's also no guarantee these things will ever happen to you. Unfortunately I'm one of those who always has things go wrong, so I try and take precautions whereever I can.


 No.50448

>>50445

I have looked at Craigmore. Houses are a bit more expensive there so I would have to settle for a worse house but in a slightly better area.

How much better are Blakeview/Craigmore/Andrew's Farm compared to the likes of Elizabeth Downs?


 No.50449

>>50447

>I'm one of those who always has things go wrong

You are one of those who thinks of yourself in that way, which is what actually harms you and decreases the quality of your life.


 No.50450

>>50446

Thank you.

I always be a lonely, lowly, nerd living in the shadows, but but as a male I'll always be reasonably physically consistent. Women age like milk and hit the wall at 24.


 No.50451

>>50448

>How much better are Blakeview/Craigmore/Andrew's Farm compared to the likes of Elizabeth Downs?

A fair bit nicer and neater. Elizabeth Downs is full of old 50's/60's era houses and is a hive of scum and villainy. I owned a house in the downs at one point. It got burgled twice in six months. They actually pulled the air conditioner out of the wall to get in. And kept the air conditioner along with everything else.


 No.50452

>>50450

We will be physically consistent until our number of limbs starts to decrease following the diabeetus amputations.


 No.50453

>>50451

>They actually pulled the air conditioner out of the wall to get in

Strewth. did they ever catch who did it?


 No.50454

>>50453

General consensus seemed to be it was the boyfriend on the druggie single mother living next door. There were footprints in the mud going backward and forward between the two properties. To the best of my knowledge, the police didn't act on that.


 No.50455

>>50454

The police are generally useless for burglaries.


 No.50456

>>50455

Forensics isn't magic and without express camera footage or the perps being too fucking stupid to just sit on hot gear for 6 months, it's pretty much impossible to get a warrant.


 No.50457

File: 1d458ad3e6c620c⋯.jpg (20.18 KB, 244x244, 1:1, fe9ee25cd660632aa465a65066….jpg)

>>50455

Yet people keep asking me why I have the iron bar


 No.50458

>>50455

>>50456

I had 3 firearms go in the first burglarly. That alone should have been grounds for their door to be taken off its hinges at 3am.


 No.50459

>>50458

How did they get the firearms out of the safe?


 No.50460

>>50459

Threw the safe out of the window, and pried it open in the backyard. This was a cheaper (though perfectly legal) A/B safe. They basically peeled the side of the safe clear of the pins in the door.


 No.50461

>>50458

I'm sure they would have been happy to comply to make themselves look good if they could have. Firearm recovery on the news, they'd be all over that.


 No.50462

>>50460

Do you have a better safe now?


 No.50463

>>50459

I feel this question wasn't asked in good faith


 No.50464

>>50437

maccona a best


 No.50465

>>50463

What do you mean?


 No.50466

>>50462

Yes. The current one weighs as much as 3 or 4 executives and is bolted down. It exceeds the highest requirements for a licence type that I don't even have. The room the safe is in has its own deadbolt. The house is also has alarm, CCTV, and a dog.


 No.50467

>>50466

>The current one weighs as much as 3 or 4 executives a

800kg?


 No.50468

>>50466

>CCTV

Do you ever get footage of unsavoury types nosing around outside?


 No.50469

>>50465

It reminds me of the cheeky tone that neets take when they ask about another neet's gf; everyone knows he doesn't have one and the point of the post is to remind him of that fact. This kind of post >>50355

It sounded like the first neet was asking 'innocently' about the safe because he expected that burgledneet would say he hadn't been using one.


 No.50470

>>50469

You are incorrect.


 No.50471

>>50470

Yes, I'd expect a cheekyneet to claim he was just asking a simple question


 No.50472

>>50471

You are incorrect again.


 No.50473

>>50468

>Do you ever get footage of unsavoury types nosing around outside?

Just Mummybot


 No.50474

>>50473

*counting my empties in the recycling bin


 No.50475

>>50472

>he said, jewishly


 No.50476

>>50474

She is just worried about you.


 No.50477

>>50439

Whore


 No.50478

>>50451

> hive of scum and villainy

Does the riddler live there?


 No.50479

>>50474

Are you that hard-drinking white supremacist?


 No.50480

I'll not be taking any more questions today, thank you.


 No.50481

File: 5cb315d0e3c9213⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.5 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 1522729728700549227549.jpg)

First poo of the day


 No.50482

>>50481

I gagged a little


 No.50483

>>50481

A rather good poo by the looks of it, have you made any changes to your diet?


 No.50484

Has the poo posting meme reached its expiry date? Is it time to bring the practice to an end?


 No.50485

>>50483

I ate meatloaf last night, its still working its way through my bowels


 No.50486

>>50484

POO posting is an ancient neet tradition


 No.50487

>>50484

>Is it time to bring the practice to an end?

Absolutely not, poo posting is a cherished NEET tradition.


 No.50488

>>50484

It's spoilered and tagged as a poo post.


 No.50489

>>50309

PSYCHED dot com


 No.50490

>>50330

If you're crying all the time, get your estrogen levels checked.


 No.50491

File: a280b1979894e7c⋯.png (31.53 KB, 300x314, 150:157, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.50492

>>50490

What if your REEEEEEEEING all the time?


 No.50493

>>50491

Looks like a course worth going to. Get that NEETcompound going.


 No.50494

>>50491

Looks interesting. It needs to be paired with a "How to acquire enough money to live off grid" course though.


 No.50495

>>50434

Ching chong nip nong fong.


 No.50496

>>50491

All of the Adelaide NEETs should agree on a session and attend and weird everybody else out.


 No.50497

>>50496

I would not weird anyone out.


 No.50498

>>50497

Oh honey


 No.50499

>>50455

The police are here to keep us safe from Islamophobia, not to solve burglaries.


 No.50500

>>50491

You could just live in a van instead.


 No.50501

>>50495

Your translation is spot on


 No.50502


 No.50503

>>50500

A rape van


 No.50504

File: 79de285a5e0f368⋯.jpg (152.63 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1521871842200.jpg)

Time to go toil


 No.50505

File: ebfbf56bcb6aa20⋯.jpeg (131.93 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, silence.jpeg)

>>50492

There's a medication for that at Dan's


 No.50506

>>50502

>$425,000


 No.50507

>>50506

Bargain compared to a studio apartment.


 No.50508

File: c6ca0d25000344f⋯.jpg (51.33 KB, 449x798, 449:798, xyf4cz1zihqlw5b6stfdn.jpg)

File: b0733e569ca1a5c⋯.jpg (42.96 KB, 449x798, 449:798, d8w5b1ra3qlxvafpxphj1.jpg)

File: 758bb41b600572b⋯.jpg (53.03 KB, 449x798, 449:798, 3o1g2f8heb0yigmc4zizz.jpg)

File: 6d4a4f3b6f71214⋯.jpg (59.7 KB, 449x798, 449:798, 1geoinkdyxy902y07877b.jpg)

>>50500

>>50503

We've already got Escort-NEET or at least I like to believe we do


 No.50509

>>50506

It's also not as big as I thought it was.


 No.50510

>>50502

FEELS LIKE HOME TO ME!

>40ft Class “B” shipping container on the land that is also available for purchase with the sale.


 No.50511


 No.50512

>>50511

>only 5 acres

Too small. The normies will still be able to see and hear me as I dance naked around a bonfire.


 No.50513

>>50511

You can get land in Tassie a lot cheaper than that, like for $20,000 to $40,000.


 No.50514

>>50512

We need something national park sized.


 No.50515

>>50511

Too small. The normies will still be able to see and hear me as I wank to NEETs dancing naked around a bonfire.


 No.50516

>>50513

Yeah. That one had water, power, boundary fencing already in place. I'm sure that factors in.


 No.50517

>>50516

Installing a gas line an example can cost $10+k in a metropolitan area. I would hate to think about the cost for getting it done on a rural property.


 No.50518

>>50516

>That one had water, power, boundary fencing already in place

Ah, yeah water and power is a bonus I guess, I'd be happy with building one of those tiny houses and just line the roof with solar panels, get a tank for a rain water setup and you'd be golden, just hope they have decent wireless internet though.


 No.50519

>>50518

A lot of rural areas that are somewhat close together property wise are getting fixed wireless, otherwise it's satellite that is hell on earth. If you are getting a place that is quite isolated I doubt you will have any reception even then it may be a problem in getting fixed wireless to the location.


 No.50520

>>50518

You would need an executive-sized sceptic tank too.


 No.50521

>>50517

A neet has all the methane he needs


 No.50522

>>50520

How would the executive neet get to the nearest McDonald's? He's to big for a car


 No.50523

File: e00d661afe2d71b⋯.jpg (499.07 KB, 678x1200, 113:200, IMAG0265.jpg)

File: 38b71e195ca3189⋯.jpg (1.63 MB, 2688x1520, 168:95, IMAG0283.jpg)

File: ae53b8bf7cd81e8⋯.jpg (1.69 MB, 2688x1520, 168:95, IMAG0284.jpg)

Well NEETs no fish, might try again later when the tides are different

found some cool crabs though


 No.50524

>>50521

Well bantered. My point is if it costs that much for a shitty utility in the city, the cost for rural connection for power and water at the minimum isn't going to pleasant.


 No.50525

>>50523

drop a rock on it


 No.50526

>>50525

Such caring NEETs always manage to bring a smile out of me.


 No.50527

>>50520

Just build an outhouse with a composting dunny.


 No.50528

>>50523

What were you using as bait?


 No.50529

>>50527

Not a big fan of outdoor dunnies.


 No.50530

>>50528

his toesies


 No.50531

File: 23560fb3570f799⋯.jpeg (17.07 KB, 512x287, 512:287, images (9).jpeg)

>>50529

Find the nearest street


 No.50532

>>50529

I really wouldn't care in this situation, I'd be willing to give up certain luxuries.


 No.50533

>>50532

I know where you're coming from, but I don't want snakes/frogs/spiders up my clacker.


 No.50534

File: 4d557854bbeffc1⋯.png (7.73 KB, 358x184, 179:92, Capture.PNG)

I need money to eat, but I don't wanna go back to WFD. Why aren't there any real jobs


 No.50535

>>50534

How bad was wfd when you did it?


 No.50536

>>50533

Yeah that'd be a worry, just have to check before you sit down.


 No.50537

>>50536

>>50533

Just check under the seat, neet.


 No.50538

>>50534

Med certs are the only way out of wfd, I did it for about 3 months before I threw in the towel and got a cert


 No.50539

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>50528

bread

>>50525

don't worry m8 I still gave them hell


 No.50540

>>50539

Crabs on my wrist. Crabs on my wrist.


 No.50541

>>50540

Crabs in my pubes. Crabs in my pubes.


 No.50542

>>50517

You buy a tank and have it trucked in usually.

>>50534

Cut a couple fingers off, people did it to get out of the crusades.


 No.50543

>>50542

>You buy a tank and have it trucked in usually.

This is a good solution, as I will be needing MIG gas delivered for welding shit anyway.


 No.50544

>>50542

They'd probably make you still go even if you were in a wheelchair


 No.50545

>>50544

Of course they will, they believe that there is nothing wrong with the system.


 No.50546

>>50523

Did you put a few in your bum-bag?


 No.50547

>>50543

We need woodworkers for our NEETcompound, steel doesn't grow on trees.


 No.50548

>>50547

The dungeon will need to be reinforced with steel.


 No.50549

>>50547

The steel is for the cages that'll eventually hold aboriginal slaves


 No.50550

>>50547

I was terrible at woodwork in school, pretty good in metal work though.


 No.50551

>>50544

Yeah modern medicine bullshit would probably mean they reattach them anyway.


 No.50552

>>50549

UNNAs

Would be a good source of DSP money.


 No.50553

>>50552

A great idea! And an evening sniff shall be their reward for a hard day's labour.


 No.50554

>>50552

Excuse me but in case you are forgetting the NEETcompound will be exclusively run and owned by DSPNEETs, lesser NEETs will be their slaves.


 No.50555

>>50554

I'll open a Disability Support Provider nearby if you keep threatening me.


 No.50556

>>50555

I haven't threatened anyone good sir.


 No.50557

When is a skele gf not skele enough for her skele bf?

>It all started when Shelby Johnson received numerous messages from her boyfriend about her weight, saying he was worried her “gut might stick out more than” his, despite her weighing just 54kg.

http://www.news.com.au/technology/online/social/man-attacked-online-for-telling-girlfriend-she-needs-to-lose-weight/news-story/2ce46703d64d98696ca0cc414c5385df


 No.50558

>>50554

A quick phone call to the Victorian police will put an end to that.


 No.50559

>>50548

Digging a dungeon out will be a lot of work, but worth it imo.

>>50550

I make 3rd world teir shelves and things, I bet some training would pay for itself.

>>50557

This is your brain on social media.

>inb4 imageboards are social media

more like antisocial media tbh.


 No.50560

Executive meeting later at 5pm in maccas, were gonna deal with these skeles once and for all


 No.50561

File: 400985cc1ac646e⋯.jpg (1.34 MB, 1000x1517, 1000:1517, Skeleton-Warriors_POSTER.jpg)

I'm assembling a team. It's time to rise up, my bony brothers!


 No.50562

File: 9f5b1e991b0f2d4⋯.png (411.12 KB, 416x394, 208:197, YES SIR.png)


 No.50563

>>50562

Please don't post this creature without using a spoiler, it is physically sickening.


 No.50564

File: dc47e50bcb71c08⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 4.08 MB, 1385x1629, 1385:1629, Skele weapon of mass destr….png)


 No.50565

>>50535

It was really shit. I was surrounded by obnoxious bogans I didn't want to talk to, so I just had to spend all week sitting by myself with nothing to do. At the time I didn't have a smartphone yet, so I couldn't even shitpost or anything to pass the time.

>>50538

this'll probably be my only choice, but I hate going to the doctor. I'm not very good at bullshitting my way through situations like that.


 No.50566

>>50565

Did you see any fat neckbeards who talked about Death Note during your time at WFD?


 No.50567

>>50565

>obnoxious bogans I didn't want to talk to

You made an error by taking this attitude. You should have been more open to them. There is a lot of good in your bogan generally.


 No.50568

>>50562

Do a Google image search for 'Johnny Righini'.


 No.50569

>>50566

Oddly specific queey


 No.50570

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>50304

for (You)


 No.50571

File: c15d6f24ef8898a⋯.jpg (49.55 KB, 575x431, 575:431, khtdmdtm.jpg)

Back from course, nothing more to add.


 No.50572

>>50309

>I recommend using this product and would use it again.

Perspective is the only difference between comedy and tragedy.


 No.50573

>>50571

Did you see NZNEET?


 No.50574

>>50571

I assume that means it wasn't a fun day?


 No.50575

>>50323

>Nothin personnel kid

Why did you add that to the pasta?

Too many cooks spoil the broth, that ingredient ruined it.


 No.50576

>>50573

Not that I'm aware of.

>>50574

A somewhat funny revelation was revealed though. A couple young women came in last week who work in the industry to shill their company and gave out business cards, while we were still listening to them a guy who was doing the course emailed them while we were right there with them and sent "a highly inappropriate message" to one of them.

So yeah, NZNEET isn't going to be there anymore.


 No.50577

>>50576

Wow. Do you know who the guy was? Had he shown any signs of being capable of such a thing?


 No.50578

>>50576

>A somewhat funny revelation was revealed though. A couple young women came in last week who work in the industry to shill their company and gave out business cards, while we were still listening to them a guy who was doing the course emailed them while we were right there with them and sent "a highly inappropriate message" to one of them.

He sounds pretty cool, tbh.


 No.50579

>>50577

He was the guy that I was sussing out as to whether or not he was weberNEET, I went and had lunch with him a few weeks ago.


 No.50580

>>50579

I have it on good authority that weberNEET is gainfully employed.


 No.50581

>>50577

Also yeah, I tested his chan etiquette by subtly dropping "I almost spilt my spaghetti" and he sort of seemed like he knew what I was on about (it was in relation to talking to the teacher infront of the class)

>>50578

Also, no.

But sort of I guess.

>>50580

Yeah but he had a commodore and it was sort of flash, you can never be too sure.


 No.50582

>>50581

>Yeah but he had a commodore and it was sort of flash, you can never be too sure.

LOL. Next time just post a 'weberNEET are you here?' message.


 No.50583

>>50328

Brendan didn't jump on the train. He is the driver.


 No.50584

>>50582

Did she email you back?


 No.50585

I think someone wanted to be reminded to look at some disgusting spoilered image or something about now.


 No.50586

>>50584

We joked around and did the activity and she seemed interested in talking to me. We had to speak to a talkative 6/10 lower-tier Chad with an outgoing personality I wanted to take him around the corner and choke him and she laughed at his antics but didn't seem very interested in continuing a conversation with the guy, which was good. Politeness dictated that I invite the Chad along to the rest of the activity but I stood behind her and shook my head and glared at him as I asked whether he wanted to come. He declined.

After that, I showed her around and we sat together and told stories and talked about the general goings-on in our lives. We haven't had a deep conversation yet and that didn't happen tonight but I learned a bit more about her. By that point it was getting pretty late and she left - I guess she didn't need to stay as long as she did, but she didn't go out of her way to stay late with me either. She touched my arm when she said goodbye.

I did not notice any body language that would suggest she's romantically interested in me


 No.50587

>>50585

20 minutes time, but thank you. I looked. Bit more subtle this time.


 No.50588

>>50568

>johnnysjoysI’ve been on a really bad low. My Daddy sent me angels today. It’s his birthday. I went to bring him flowers at the cemetery and the entire day has been a blessing since. He sent me a magical pathway to a secret garden of sunshine, a pink rainbow to hold me closely, a little blue fairy to dance with, a field of wild flowers, a call from my old therapist whom I had lost touch with and two new dolls that were sent from my beloved lost Dollie Girl. They came way EARLY in the mail: a boy and a girl to channel my inner children. Same face, same body, same heart, same soul, same me, forever. My low doesn’t feel low anymore. It feels like I was given a piece of Heaven today. I’m so grateful 💗 Happy Birthday Dad. I know this was you. I love you. Ps. I documented all my blessings in photos + a video to share! Swipe left to see 💗


 No.50589

>>50352

>>50346

This was nice.


 No.50590

>>50586

>I stood behind her and shook my head and glared at him as I asked whether he wanted to come.

I don't know how much of this story is true.

Also alpha as fuck


 No.50591

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>50575

>Too many cooks spoil the broth, that ingredient ruined it.

Well bantered. I did it because Rick and Morty died when in the last season for gender diversity when I could still watch it. It become too edgy and attracted to many faggots, which the copy pasta represents the label that this post may cause cancer


 No.50592


 No.50593

>>50590

I was taking the mickey out of a previous post. See >>49418


 No.50594

>>50593

Yeah, my comment was one of the replies to it.


 No.50595

>>50594

My reply was one of the comments to it.


 No.50596

>>50391

That's a good looking dog. I remember when my heeler was a funny little pupper like that.

You'll get lots of good years from that one.


 No.50597

>>50596

The Aussie breeds tend to make for good stout dogs. Very little goes wrong with them. The asian toy breeds on the other hand…


 No.50598

>>50597

Speaking of Asian toys, NEET King how is your plastic vagina thing going?


 No.50599

10's Rebecca Morse is looking dickable as ever.


 No.50600

>>50598

Still have it but don't really use it, too much effort and I can't be rough with it or else it will break apart


 No.50601

>>50599

So not at all then. You may as well just hump a mannequin.


 No.50602

>>50600

Have you investigated whether there is a more heavy duty one available that can tolerate rough treatment?


 No.50603

>>50601

Very rude.


 No.50604

>>50602

Nah, I'll just stick to brutal rape instead


 No.50605

>>50604

Probably for the best.


 No.50606

>>50454

Dude you give away too much info.

Are you mates with Vinchenzo Mc chopchop and come from 1/2 hour - 1 hour north of Adelaide?


 No.50608

>>50606

What are you on about?


 No.50609

>>50606

Tell me where that house was then, Hackerman?

What street do I live in now?


 No.50610

>>50606

Not everyone is paranoid about their info.


 No.50611

>>50610

What info though? A fucking suburb name?


 No.50612

New Thread: >>50607

New Thread: >>50607

New Thread: >>50607

New Thread: >>50607


 No.50613

Dan Murphy's




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