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File: 55a7e14f0d4239d⋯.jpg (68.13 KB, 530x585, 106:117, 1478077150384.jpg)

 No.51365

There were some gilded youths that sat along the barber's wall.

Their eyes were dull, their heads were flat, they had no brains at all;

To them the barber passed the wink, his dexter eyelid shut,

"I'll make this bloomin' yokel think his bloomin' throat is cut."

And as he soaped and rubbed it in he made a rude remark:

"I s'pose the flats is pretty green up there in Ironbark."

A grunt was all reply he got; he shaved the bushman's chin,

Then made the water boiling hot and dipped the razor in.

He raised his hand, his brow grew black, he paused awhile to gloat,

Then slashed the red-hot razor-back across his victim's throat:

Upon the newly-shaven skin it made a livid mark -

No doubt it fairly took him in - the man from Ironbark.

OLD >>50607

 No.51367

>tfw depressed


 No.51368

>>51367

cheer up.


 No.51369

I'm holding up pretty well slow OP


 No.51370

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Here's the whole poem, that you should all know off by heart tbh.


 No.51371

>>51338

Fuck those faggots.

Australia for Australians.


 No.51372

>>51353

I watched Thor Ragnarock

Meh, it was ok


 No.51373

>>51362

>Is it the skin that's itching? Pinch some of it and roll it between your fingers, it's safer that way and is really good at relieving the itch too.

It has gone away now, but I'll keep this in mind when it comes back.

>>51363

>What drink did you get?

I got a strawberry shake.


 No.51374

>>51373

Is maccas the place doing the kitkat milkshake? That sounds nice.


 No.51375

>>51374

That is hungry jacks, should have got that to be honest.


 No.51376

>>51375

I'm still keen on trying the fiery Angus, I haven't been to Macca's in at least a year


 No.51377

>>51376

Fiery Angus is god tier, so is the hash brown angus.


 No.51378

>>51377

What do you use to make your phone vids to webm?


 No.51379

Hello NEETs.

Why are there two #69 generals?


 No.51380

>>51379

Happens pretty often, two NEETs make a gen at the same time.

How's things Hans?


 No.51381

Went out with some mates today and planned on getting fucked up but one of them couldn't handle their shrooms and was completely ape mode for about 3 hours so I looked after him instead of getting hammered. and you know what this guy afterwards doesn't even have the guts to say thank you to me for not letting him die or break everything in the house even after I asked him to say it. I wasted my whole day babysitting this stupid fuck of an ape and he didn't even appreciate it all. Next time you can just go ahead, break everything and hurt yourself because you're an asshole and don't deserve my friendship and empathy

At least I can have my goon now but this just leaves a sour taste in my mouth.


 No.51382

>>51381

Good on you for doing it though, was it his house? Make him sit next time.


 No.51383

>>51382

We were at a park at first but went back to his place because he started saying he was having a bad trip. An hour or so from there he is completely incoherent and trying to break or touch everything and everyone, saying random words or phrases.

He had a bad trip on lsd at another mates place as well and I am especially pissed because I spent 45 minutes talking him out of a thought loop.

He said thank you for that but begrudgingly, he said he didn't need me. Well next bad trip you won't mate.


 No.51384

>>51378

>>51378

I don't know as I have never uploaded things direct from my phone. 8chan accepts .mp4 as well so if it outputs that it should upload.


 No.51385

>>51379

That thread is now sleeping with the fishes.

- Cheesecake


 No.51386

>>51383

Some cunts can't gandle shit. If that isn't the first time I'd say you've done more than enough and not do anything with him again. That sort of shit ruins your time as well.


 No.51387

>>51385

The fabled Gen destroyer.


 No.51388

>>51384

Ah, I thought you were the NEET who uploaded the burger webm recently.


 No.51389

>>51381

>>51383

Does this bloke consistently have bad trips?

I feel like psychs are not for everyone and you should just leave them the fuck alone if they fuck your shit up. He does seem like a bit of a cunt but could just be fried out from that trip and embarrassed. Hopefully he thanks you in retrospect. Had a friend have the most fucked up psychotic break on synthetic weed we brought from the adult shop when all the weed guys in town were dry.


 No.51390

>>51380

Just wanted to draw some attention to it, wouldn't want BO to get mad at our disorganization.

>how's things

Thanks for asking.

Pretty good, its getting warmer here and I started to leave the house more often again. Lying in bed right now, enjoying the privilege of getting up when I want to.

How are you?


 No.51391

>>51389

He has a super high weed tolerance from daily smoking and is a complete addict even if he won't admit it.

He has an attitude but I've been mates with him forever and just learned to deal with it over time. But there's a time when he has to stop thinking about his own feelings and consider what others are feeling. I'm just pissed today I guess things will go back to normal tomorrow and nothing will come from this. I have introspected more than him on this trip and I was sober.


 No.51392

>>51385

Thats good, I can now start my day knowing that NEETcentral is organized, as it should be.


 No.51393

>>51391

>I have introspected more than him on this trip and I was sober.

that made me laugh. Some people really don't get it and see it like a party/fun drug.


 No.51394

>>51390

It's starting to get cooler, I still haven't flicked the pilot light on the heater on yet but will do in the next month probably. Day light savings is messing with my routine a bit. I'm not bad otherwise.


 No.51395

>>51393

cheers fam, I don't know if I spoke to one or two different neets but I needed to vent so thanks for responding. I think I'll just get him some pingas and watch the fat fuck dance.


 No.51396

>>51394

Daylight saving time in australia hurts my head. I'm glad to live in a one time zone nation


 No.51397

>>51395

Why do you hang out with an executive?


 No.51398

>>51397

I'm an executive too. it's past your bed time skele


 No.51399

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>51365

Gonna start playing this rhythm game throughout the weekend.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.bushiroad.en.bangdreamgbp&hl=en


 No.51400

File: 579999a89eb9a62⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 382.96 KB, 1412x1918, 706:959, 1522835748134.png)

Just had a late night wank


 No.51401

morning NEETs


 No.51402

>>51401

Morning


 No.51403

>>51401

>>51402

Morning gentlemen. What's on for today?


 No.51404

>>51403

Nothing at all today.


 No.51405

File: e0b87a15124253f⋯.jpg (152.49 KB, 644x591, 644:591, e0b87a15124253f02af29bb9b9….jpg)

I spent years of precious neet savings on a high end nvidia card, so I could try making deepfake face swapping porn videos. But I can't get the fucking thing to work, and most the time my pc won't boot up, which is making me realise just how addicted I am to the internet.

>>51404

Good plan


 No.51406

>>51405

>I spent years of precious neet savings on a high end nvidia card, so I could try making deepfake face swapping porn videos.

A poor decision.


 No.51407

>>51400

Underrated picture


 No.51408

File: d35cd69064232a7⋯.png (1.81 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out060795.png)

>>51401

>>51402

>>51403

>1

>2

>3

せえの… Good morning NEETs!!


 No.51409

>>51408

Good morning Karen.


 No.51410

>>51408

ohayoo karen!

>>51406

>A poor decision.

Good decision making is a bannable offence on ausneet


 No.51411

>>51408

Morning, Karen.

It's good to have some consistency in this crazy world each morning.


 No.51412

Apparently this might've been youtube shooter

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/166531964/


 No.51413

File: 6f931274f582e53⋯.jpg (1.71 MB, 1000x1552, 125:194, Rosicrucians 16 17 centuri….jpg)

>>51408

>>51403

>>51402

>>51401

Good morning friends.


 No.51414

>>51402

>>51401

>>51403

>>51408

>>51413

Good morning NEETs. Just got back from walking Doggo. Too many normies out there.


 No.51415

>>51414

They feel like they own the streets, be careful out there around them.


 No.51416

>>51415

I can't wait to have some bush land of my own so I can just walk the boundary of my own property each day and see nothing but wildlife. No more normies.


 No.51417

>>51414

Do they say hello to you when you walk by?


 No.51418

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This is about making painkillers from sea snail venom

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-04-04/sea-snail-venom-could-be-the-holy-grail-in-pain-therapeutics/9617670

But the cool thing was this video.


 No.51419

>>51417

Sometimes. I usually say hello myself unless I am in a really bad mood and then I don't even look up.

I don't like encountering them but I like to present myself as well-mannered and a person who values community friendliness.


 No.51420

>>51418

Nature is interesting but it can be depressing because you realise what psychopaths all animals are and how meaningless and cruel their lives are and then you realise the same is probably true for humans.


 No.51421

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Who's he referring to when he says certain websites or people? Cuckchan? BB /misc/? Alt-right twitter?


 No.51422

File: b7a32a701ce78ab⋯.png (45.12 KB, 1147x609, 1147:609, Pepe-no-gf-tuesday.png)

So what is the consensus on all those teach English in Asia jobs?

I feel if you got South Korea/Japan it'd be better than China or Thailand etc. but I'm still not sure. They have such little requirements surely for a reason (Can't get anyone else to go).

The pay doesn't seem that bad given the cost of living but I am sure you get jewed with a million and one things and I know apparently your status as a foreign english teacher is basically less than a NEET.

Just curious if anyone ever went through the steps in applying what they thought.

Back to the job sites for me, I have been trying LinkedIn lately just browsing the first 3 pages before it asks me to make an account + Seek, I have found Indeed to be full of spam.


 No.51423

>>51421

This is he first and last time I will watch this guy.

>just be yourself

You can get that advice from your mummmybot.


 No.51424

>>51412

I cannot believe that /pol/ has become so degenerate it allows roasties to post. Is nothing sacred anymore?


 No.51425

>>51423

People watch him for his meme food reviews. As a philosopher and life coach he is pretty shit. He is a complete mess himself and not in a position to give advice to anyone.


 No.51426

>>51425

that's the joke


 No.51428

>>51426

Jokes are supposed to be funny.


 No.51429

>>51427

>>51428

i try to have fun on here, i try to post something nice, and all of you freaks brutally piss all over me. Im done


 No.51430

>>51422

You need a degree at a minimum or demonstrated strong English proficiency that they recognise. The pay depends on what agency you are signed up with and where you are working (major cities probably cost more, but are probably more foreigners friendly). If you have any more questions, I can try to answer them when I get back from helping family. I have not taught overseas but can help provide you with some advice.


 No.51431

>>51429

Hahah I get it now.


 No.51432


 No.51435

We are the freakyNEETs


 No.51436

>tfw brutally pissing all over people


 No.51437

>>51414

Good morning, glad you made it back unharmed (at least physically).


 No.51438

The new parts for my toilet are being delivered today. I hope I can install them without fucking everything up.


 No.51439

>>51430

Yeah I have both, might be fun for 6 months but I'd hate to have to do it for years on end.

Seems pretty shit compared to life in Australia once the novelty of it all worn off but I bet asian kids are better well behaved and it's not like the mess it is in Australian primary schools.


 No.51440

>>51414

I wonder how the doggo views walkies. Does he think "Hey, I'm taking my human for some exercise everyday, and he's starting to look leaner and healthier already".

Or maybe the doggo sees himself as a soldier on patrol, the moment he puts on the leash and walks out the front door his testosterone levels surge and ready him for violent confrontation.

>>51429

You're not going anywhere. Noone ever escapes the crab bucket my friend.

>>51436

I prefer to think of us as jizzing all over people. And in a somewhat domineering, but not necessarily brutal manner.


 No.51441

>>51438

My drain is blocked again, less than 2 weeks after getting a plumber to clear it (costing $325). SA Water are going to come and fix it today apparently.


 No.51442

Fuck this website's retarded posting problems


 No.51443

>>51441

>SA Water

What is their policy for where their responsibility for something begins, and what is a private responsibility you need to sort out yourself with a plumber?


 No.51444

>>51443

After I relayed the story to the lady on the phone today, she said to always call them first if you suspect it's a blockage on the main wastewater line.

They won't touch blocked sinks and showers and stuff, only the main pipe into and out of your property.


 No.51445

>>51444

So they will fix it for you even if the blockage is on your property?


 No.51446

>>51445

Yes. We pay enough for water each quarter, the least they can do is unblock your turd pipe.


 No.51447

>>51438

Sing out for advice if you want me to help you break this one too.


 No.51448

>>51440

>how the doggo views walkies

like a chad sussing out competition and sniffing out stacies.


 No.51449

File: 635392362e3ccc7⋯.gif (118.16 KB, 500x730, 50:73, 7.gif)

In GIMP how do you make it so just one slide shows at a time?


 No.51450

>>51446

That's interesting, i thouht it was your problem if it was on your property but they do it all if if its off.


 No.51451

>>51448

My poor doggo no longer has his testes unfortunately.


 No.51452

>>51449

IF you open that gif in GIMP all the layer names are probably something like layer #n (XXms)(combine), the XXms is the timing and the combine is the frame's behaviour with regard to the frames below. Make the latter thing (replace) instead of (combine) and it'll do what you want.


 No.51453

>>51450

As I understand it, even if the blockage is in the easement on their side, they still have to snake it from your inspection point anyway.


 No.51454

EARLY TO BED

EARLY TO RISE

NEITHER HELPS HONESTLY

SUCCESS AND FAILURE ARE BASICALLY RANDOM

CATCH SOME REST WHILE YOU CAN


 No.51455

File: 068499d6227900a⋯.gif (117.7 KB, 500x730, 50:73, gif.gif)

>>51452

Thanks, lets see if this worked


 No.51456

>>51388

I used ffmpeg as Sony Vegas doesn't support webm, but considering that mp4's are accepted here (I didn't know) in future I probably won't bother converting.


 No.51457

Clean stove here, I got my bond back finally, $891. I made the bitch take a screen shot of the payment and send it to me. I still am mates with the bloke, he told me he got a new job, full time and he's on decent money now which is good for him, that makes three of my friends now with stable careers which is a little unsettling to me tbh. I'm just a casual at a shit place to work still.


 No.51458

>>51457

You are not doing so badly mate. Just look at some of us sad cunts here.


 No.51459

>>51457

>I still am mates with the bloke

That's great to hear. I was a bit worried you were going to burn a bridge when that wasn't necessary.


 No.51460

>>51457

This is good news. You're still living with your sister I take it? How's that going?


 No.51461

>>51365

the goon is fine today


 No.51462

>>51370

What is this? I don't have the data to click any vids.


 No.51463

Daddy?


 No.51464

>>51457

Don't feel bad about not having a "Stable career" it's a complete meme.


 No.51465

>>51459

Yeah, it was just a shitty situation that happened between us


 No.51466

>>51462

The man from Ironbark, it's a poem by Banjo Patterson.


 No.51467

>>51464

There are limited opportunities for stable careers these days. Mostly just in the racing industry now. The combustion engine and the motorcar really fucked things up.


 No.51468

Morning big stinky cunts


 No.51469

>>51460

It's going fine, she's living with her partner that lives a short drive away, I have the flat to myself


 No.51470

File: d41582ae0fc9b33⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 6.16 MB, 620x400, 31:20, orig.gif)

>friend kicks you out of sharehouse to appease roastie

>Still mates


 No.51471

>>51468

Good morning sweet smelling cutie.


 No.51472

is my cat a furry? it wears a fur suit all day and generally acts like a retard


 No.51473


 No.51474

>>51472

Worst post this board has ever seen.


 No.51476

>>51474

Are you sure? There is some very stiff competition.


 No.51477

>>51472

Depends on if you dress up, become a freak and brutally piss all over it.


 No.51478

File: 5714d0a34bb5d26⋯.jpg (6.99 KB, 300x168, 25:14, index.jpg)

>>51475

PROVE IT


 No.51479

>>51472

>tfw doggo's fursuit is getting dirty and starting to smell but he refuses to take it off, so I pull it off him to wash it and now he's playing dead


 No.51481

>>51478

people are giving and receiving Respect at incredible speeds … and it is all thanks to the humble computer chip


 No.51482

>>51467

What an odd comment

>>51466

A very grim poem, though Waltzing Matilda is a bout a guy that offs himself.

>>51469

Time to get nekkid


 No.51483

>>51480

>tfw such a freak you brutally piss all over yourself


 No.51484

>>51482

>A very grim poem

He doesn't cut his throat. The man from Ironbark just couldn't handle the banter.


 No.51485

>>51479

Shut the fuck up


 No.51486

>>51482

>though Waltzing Matilda is a bout a guy that offs himself.

what

where the fuck does it say that


 No.51487

>>51486

AS the rozzers come for him the guy says fuck that you won't take me alive and jumps into the billabong.


 No.51488

>>51486

He drowns himself rather than getting caught by the cops.


 No.51489

ErolLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!


 No.51490

>job seeker appointment in an hour or so.


 No.51491

>>51487

i must have outright forgotten that bit whoa


 No.51492

>>51490

Good luck mate.


 No.51493

Lots of rowdy NEETs this morning, drinking too much red cordial I presume.


 No.51494

>>51493

Red cordial and fairy bread I'm off my tits.


 No.51495

File: 087cb363ddc1f50⋯.png (528.1 KB, 871x641, 871:641, Ezza.png)

File: cdfd92caa89889f⋯.png (230.72 KB, 863x645, 863:645, Erol.png)

>>51493

The goon helps my investigative powers. I'm trying to solve the mystery of Erol Tokcan's murder. ErolLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!


 No.51496

>>51495

Each selfie he took captured part of his soul until eventually there was nothing left and his body expired.


 No.51497

>>51485

sorry for this narky post dogneet


 No.51498

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Having a cuppa


 No.51499

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>51493

I'm getting a bit excited.


 No.51500

>>51497

I hope he sics his dog onto your narky arse


 No.51501

>>51500

That must've been another dogNEET, I was off listening to this and having an irish jig in the shower

https://youtu.be/DfqwDa5Ol6Y?t=2m38s


 No.51502

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>51501

I was listening to this actually, I just put that other one on. Didn't want some wanker talking over the top of it


 No.51503

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Phwwooah

They're a bit fucking good.

Anyway, I'm off to the job seeker.


 No.51504

>>51503

Good luck. don't do an Irish jig on the pedals when driving.


 No.51505

>>51495

who is this inbred


 No.51506

File: 1ad54ab3369605c⋯.jpg (40.8 KB, 1200x628, 300:157, work-is-the-curse-of-the-d….jpg)

Goon, beer or cheap spirits? Which is the choice of the wise drinker? And don't say 'none' - nobody here is that wise.


 No.51507

>>51506

Beer and whisky.


 No.51508

>tfw depressed


 No.51509

A question that has been bothering me is do you NEETs watch sport?


 No.51510

>>51509

I used to but I gave it up around the same time I threw out my TV. It all just seemed so silly and designed for dumb people.


 No.51511

>>51509

i google the results but big burly men running into each other at 50k an hour doesn't do it for me


 No.51512

>>51501

>>51509

Tennis mainly, and the odd cricket match


 No.51513

>>51510

>>51511

>>51512

Interesting. I am really getting annoyed with all the sport betting ads now their is way too much. Tennis is good i love watching the Australian Open.


 No.51514

>>51508

I normally ignore these posts, but I feel exactly the same way right now. I'm gonna try a moderate amount of alcohol and watching some trash tier tv, like carl munck or ancient aliens.

>>51509

Sport is for normies. And why does this question bother you?


 No.51515

>>51514

Am i a normie for liking sport?


 No.51516

>tfw too depressed to leave the house and buy goon

What do neets? Is this how neets die, unable to even leave the house to suck on the nourishing teat of a silvery goon sack?


 No.51517

>tfw left the oven on for 12 hours

I hope I don't get raped by a massive electricity bill


 No.51518

>>51517

Be grateful that your house didn't burn down m8.


 No.51519

>>51516

This process is indeed known as neet-death. Soon you'll be reflecting on your alcoholism and lack of effort, shortly after you'll have gathered enough sober energy to get a job and from there you'll sail into the employment sunset. The neet reborn as a wagie.


 No.51520

File: 1d4c590ed625b11⋯.jpg (95.91 KB, 615x683, 615:683, ufo.jpg)

watching ancient aliens - this is a terrible thing to do while sober - spoiler it turns out that the british royal family are actually aliens


 No.51521

File: 1633ce5edc68983⋯.jpg (131.2 KB, 713x900, 713:900, harold.jpg)


 No.51522

>>51506

what did he mean by this

i expect rampant homo oscar to not be terribly sympathetic to the woes of ordinary people but did he really say that


 No.51523

>>51522

I would interpret as a joke not at the working classes' expense, but as sympathetic to them in the vein of "ey fuck all this work, ey?"


 No.51524

File: 3d51595ef38bd5d⋯.jpg (204.27 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1522893553282.jpg)

which are we all?


 No.51525

>>51524

I'm a good boy.


 No.51526

>>51524

Robot is the closest fit for me.


 No.51527

>>51524

I'm just kind of a bitch.


 No.51528

File: 524217103b05981⋯.jpg (149.64 KB, 256x364, 64:91, Ty_the_Tasmanian_Tiger_Cov….jpg)

<play ty the tasmanian tiger

JEW RIPPER


 No.51529

>>51524

I'm an anime schoolgirl trapped inside the body of an unemployable obese autistic neckbeard


 No.51530

>>51529

>iktf

I'm a Japanese Idol trapped in inside the body of an fat autistic neckbeard


 No.51531

>>51509

I like watching footy and V8's but I dont have tele so I usually just watch he big games/races once or twice a year


 No.51532

>tfw depressed executive


 No.51533

>>51530

>tfw fat autistic neckbeard trapped inside an outgoing sociable chad


 No.51534

>>51533

must be rough


 No.51535

I replaced the toilet cistern. The operation was a complete success. The silence in there now is very disconcerting. I had become used to the toilet's constant hiss.


 No.51536

>>51535

It can be your meditation room now.


 No.51537

>>51536

By elevating my feet on the toilet stool I would be able to get more blood-flow to my brain while meditating. Expect incredible mental achievements to follow. You will not even recognise my posting any more. I will seem like a being from another planet.


 No.51538

File: 07d2280388b1772⋯.jpg (114.6 KB, 1194x1187, 1194:1187, Chakras.jpg)

>>51537

As long as you are only letting the bad energy go in through your lower chakra and nothing else


 No.51539

>>51538

My lower chakra is tight as a drum and guarded vigilantly. Nothing is getting in there ever again I promise you.


 No.51540

File: a7d74d13bbdd38c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 87.97 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1522841010232.jpg)

>tfw no gf


 No.51541

File: ebb5460ab695149⋯.jpg (189.62 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, kundalini.jpg)

>>51539

You will not reach true enlightenment with that attitude.

Open your self up to reach your full potential.


 No.51542

>>51540

Would you really want a gf that's a cam whore whop has been posted on 4chan?


 No.51543

>>51541

Once I get my Kundalini Powers the world is going to pay for what it has done to me.


 No.51544

>>51542

Probably


 No.51545

File: cb1d0388ad5b251⋯.jpg (103.65 KB, 1300x958, 650:479, homem-gordo-calmo-que-medi….jpg)

>>51543

FULL POTENTIAL


 No.51546

>make a site

>within a day, multiple emails from pajeets advertising web design

Their powers are fearsome.


 No.51547

>>51546

>Their powers are fearsome.

Did you not go for private (privacy protection) whois option? Every time I registered a site years ago, the fear of people contacting me and knowing who I was overwhelming so I paid $15 each year to have the companies information in leui of my own contact details.


 No.51548

>>51547

Isn't this impossible? I thought you always had to have whois up.


 No.51549

>tfw been living off party pies and sausage rolls and cornetto ice creams for a few days

My obesity cannot be stopped


 No.51550

>>51548

Whois cloaking is a thing that exists.


 No.51551

>>51547

I was being an absolute cheapskate when I was going for plans, so it's really on me, but the whole site at the moment is just being used for fucking about and isn't advertised at all so I didn't think I'd get contacted.


 No.51552

>>51549

You are out of control.


 No.51553

>>51548

No you can choose to have the whois data point to the hosting company rather than you personally. The hosting company needs to have your info though, and they will give it out if a court orders it.


 No.51554

>>51549

>cornetto

Drumsticks are better. Cornetto has that same awful-tasting sugared up fake ice cream as the Viennetta (more garbage).


 No.51555

>>51554

Yeah, this guy's got it. Tried one of those $2 oreo cornettos, not worth the packaging it was put in.


 No.51556

File: 09274c737155b18⋯.jpg (262.18 KB, 600x700, 6:7, go-big-or-go-extinct.jpg)

>>51549

Don't let the jelly skellies get to you. You're the man they wish they could be.


 No.51557

>>51554

Just checked the freezer, it is indeed drumsticks I've been eating, their on special for 4 bucks a box at coles atm


 No.51558

File: f5ab02889a1c252⋯.png (80.05 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 2903842097349283490png.png)

>tfw severely impressed

My NEET days are coming to an end. I have been offered work that I have accepted sorry for the vagueness, but I do not want to be too specific

Thanks for your support and advice over the last six months or so of NEETing here and on /aus/, I have enjoyed the NEET discussions that continues to develop. My long posting will not be as frequent, but I will try my best to check in on the Gen and respect the NEET hierarchy. I will not forget my NEET life that has been on and off for several years broken up by education, but this recent block of being a NEET is coming to a close. I wish you all the best and will continue to post for the next couple of days but wanted to say goodbyes in advanced when I do drop off the radar. I do care about you all and wish you the best for your future if that be waging or NEETing Whatever makes you comfy


 No.51559

>>51558

Good luck. I hope you prosper in employment.


 No.51560

>>51558

Congratulations mate. Well done.


 No.51561

>>51558

Good work. I hope you enjoy your new job.


 No.51562

>>51560

>>51559

>>51561

Thank you, we can all make it. Even if it's not the exact position we want, a foot in the door to get the meme of experience will help later on.


 No.51563

>>51558

Eyyy, good work, bud.

>>51562

If nothing else, the meme of it being much easier to get a job when you already have a job, isn't a meme.


 No.51564

>>51558

Congrats, I would not worry about being doxxed or anything - surely you can give us a little insight?

Either way well done, you'll always be welcome back here to post. We have a really good community here.


 No.51565

>>51563

>it being much easier to get a job when you already have a job, isn't a meme.

Thank you, I emailed my one of my referees thanking them and that's what they said. I have never really been employed and I was upfront about it, but I really researched the company in depth crawling their website for information about everything. They said that it scored highly in the interview and that helped me land the position because it shows I had passion and interest to be part of their organisation.

>>51564

>surely you can give us a little insight?

It's in education, I do not want to be too specific because even though I have accepted the job I have not signed the contract that it's my position yet.


 No.51566

>>51564

Thank you, I forgot to add that part.


 No.51567

>>51558

Good on you buddy, wish you the very best.


 No.51568

>tfw hot, depressed and sweaty


 No.51569

>>51565

>It's in education

Watch out for teacherhatingNEET

That's fantastic work though, good to hear going the extra mile researching their org. payed off.


 No.51570

>>51565

>Education

I went to high school once


 No.51571

might do some cleaning tomorrow, room is quite dusty and clothes need to be hung up.


 No.51572

>>51569

>>51567

Thanks.

>>51570

For me it was High school, college wasn't even invited to the university sessions at high school on how to get in so this become my pathway after getting no offers and then university. University helped me open up, relax and become more confident in myself I am still fairly reclusive but as bad as I was. I recommend higher education as tafe/university if it helps you improve yourself.


 No.51573

Pepe on my wrist. Pepe on my wrist.


 No.51574

>>51568

>hot

Yeah, talk dirty to me, neeto


 No.51575

File: 1f6cf9261244ffe⋯.webm (5.76 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1f6cf9261244ffe9348ae9bcf….webm)

>>51573

NEET GANG


 No.51576

>>51574

Sometimes I don't wipe my ass after I do a poo.


 No.51577

hi neets, hope today isn't too gay


 No.51578

>>51576

Doesn't it have a funky feel to it when you sit down?


 No.51579

>>51577

>too gay

I hope you have a happy day.


 No.51580

>>51 578

I like the eel of wet bathers.


 No.51581


 No.51582

I am not enjoying these 504 errors, why is this happening. Is this from the new Spanish board from 8ch twotter page update that is crushing the bandwidth available?


 No.51584

my right wrist is a fucking shit show. i have an ergo keyboard but prefer couching and laptop so like, my wrist dies more and more every day.

what do you neetos do for fucked up carpletunnel hand fuckery


 No.51586

>>51584

Did you break your wrist because you were NEETing in the kitchen?


 No.51587

>>51585

that is too much effort

>>51586

nah i have played guitar and piano and drums since i was 12 and guitar especially fucks your wrist up if you're a self taught didlo baggins like me

anyone have some real remedies? i use like a tension dicksleeve thingo and it seems to help but fuck me. it feels like its going to fall off sometimes


 No.51588

>>51584

I have a mouse pad with a raised section to rest my hand on. It was disgusting how dirty it got before I threw it out scraping your finger nails across it filled them with black shit My set up is fairly ergonomically in how I am sitting and how I see the screen for my desktop. I had a horrible slouch for years and said is enough is enough. I built a wooden device to raise my monitor and bought a executive chair since I shit down for so long. My posture has greatly improved as a result.

Though I do not perform many repetitive and restrictive movements through the day that make anything particular worse than it is.


 No.51589

File: d0dd93ae062b4c7⋯.png (94.03 KB, 220x229, 220:229, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.51590

>>51584

Get one of those padded mousepads mate. Helped with my issues. If it persists you might need to see a doctor and/or physio.


 No.51591

>>51587

Have you seen a physiotherapists? They may be able to provide you with strategies, products and relief.

>>51589

Yep but a plain black one from China. They cost a dollar and a bit on eBay with free postage so I bought several. Would have gotten a picture one but they cost several dollars and I had a tight budget. Once they get that dirty they will go in the bin without thought. I do not think I could do that to a pepe.


 No.51592

>>51588

>>51590

yeah those mouse pads are good. I do use it when im at my desk. problem is i like comfy couch laptop times (nipple mouse and squishy keyboard).

suppose i have to change

>>51588

yeah standing desks are amazing, but yeah, so is the couch

>>51590

physios are retarded, maybe the doc. Maybe that carpal tunnel keyhole surgery thingo would fix it


 No.51593

File: 5b917ea49e1afd4⋯.png (3.46 KB, 415x122, 415:122, transit.png)

Are you serious.

I'm right fucking here. I didn't have any headphones on. What.


 No.51594


 No.51595

>>51582

Something weird is going on.


 No.51596

>>51593

yeah thats code for "can't be fucked today, cya tomorrow"

>>51594

I don't know how to hate boomers any more than i already do. their constant need to compare and constant judgement, as well as an attitude that it was 'so hard' for them.


 No.51597

File: e415f4081328dc4⋯.png (279.35 KB, 429x396, 13:12, crnac radi.PNG)

>tfw not a yoga instructor


 No.51598

>>51582

>>51595

yeah my replys are posting but i hit a html error and the text stays in the box…

that coupled with 504 errors.. hmm..

man in the middle?


 No.51599

>>51597

do you want #metoo campaigns?

because thats how you get #metoo campaigns


 No.51600

>>51592

>yeah standing desks are amazing, but yeah, so is the couch

Mine is a sitting test, I just made a box to raise my monitor as I kept looking down at it by raising it by ~20cm and my neck just slouched forward. My spine was absolutely fucked on how far forward it moved forward before I made a change. I could just feel certain parts of it when applying pressure

>>51593

Make a complain, if they do the same, escalate the complaint. Australia Post is only going to improve if the flood of complains gets bigger. They cannot ignore the problem then.

>>51594

>fucking boomers

I am pretty sure that they are paying only a minimum wage. A laborer who is strong can get paid $300 cash a day. A half qualified with some experience and strength guy could get $200-250 cash a day. The problem is they are not offering a decent wage for hard work, if they have a working farm that is bringing in money and only requires one worker they need to offer more. If that more is onsite accommodation with utilities excluding food I doubt they would have a difficulty finding a worker.


 No.51601

>>51597

Forget pussy instructing, I wish I could do that kind of stretching. Looks like it'd be the equivalent of a blowjob for your back.


 No.51602

>>51600

>My spine was absolutely fucked

I mean this was in regards to a part on my neck, not on my back. I couldn't really feel it…


 No.51603

>>51601

and a blowjob for your dick since you'd be able to reach it


 No.51604

File: 2e4d433d57954a4⋯.jpg (36.85 KB, 594x901, 594:901, 1507994501996.jpg)

>>51603

This man lives in the future.


 No.51605

>>51558

Godspeed, NEET alumnus.


 No.51606

>>51568

Are you in Sydney too?


 No.51607

>>51577

>>51579

STAY

WAY

GAY


 No.51608

File: 589ae4e9b2fd995⋯.png (122.76 KB, 768x768, 1:1, e7987c415c6a9732984e5b21d8….png)

>>51606

Yes, what the fuck happened to autumn? this heat is shit.


 No.51609

I am entered in the Powerball tonight. This could be my time.


 No.51610

>>51609

Better shout us all a goon if you win.


 No.51611

>>51604

Well bantered with that cheeky anime reference


 No.51612

>>51611

Thanks my mum said I was an unfunny faggot.


 No.51613

>>51610

*till kidney failure induced goon


 No.51614

File: caa825f0740852c⋯.jpg (15.53 KB, 291x270, 97:90, tantric exec.jpg)

>>51601

Soon NEETo, Soon..


 No.51615

>>51612

Tell her to have a wank


 No.51616

>>51610

I will shout you all a stay in a rehab centre to get you off the nasty goon, weed, Pasito, whatever it is you are destroying your bodies with.


 No.51617

>>51616

I'll be praying that you win.


 No.51618

File: 3d921bc097753ab⋯.jpg (19.39 KB, 400x400, 1:1, F1IZ2Q6k_400x400.jpg)

Before she started using make-up, I didn't used to fap to Marzgurl.


 No.51619

>>51618

I didn't either and still don't


 No.51620

>>51616

That's going to create a lot of narky posting when everyone is withdrawing from their vices. I'll be wishing you win.


 No.51621

Might hit up kfc


 No.51622

>>51621

Explosive diarrhoea


 No.51624

>>51621

dirty bird


 No.51625

>>51616

>Pasito

Mate, you're taking that banter a bit too far.


 No.51626

>>51584

learn to self suck - that'll take some of the strain off


 No.51627

Do any of you guys have a gf at the moment?


 No.51628

>>51627

Several. AMA.


 No.51629

>>51625

I am going to start lobbying for images of rotten teeth and diabetes amputations to be put on all Kirks cans.


 No.51630

>>51629

I was just thinking about it, I've gone about 50 days without a soft drink. That's 1/7 of a year.

That's 1/46th of my life. I think. I'm not great at maths.


 No.51631

>>51627

I have a waifu


 No.51632

>>51630

Have you lost weight?


 No.51633

>>51632

I don't think so but maybe a little bit. I'm not that big anyhow, only 70kg.


 No.51634

>>51630

You are not good at math unless you are six years old.


 No.51635

File: a2dd625cd572fb4⋯.png (177.89 KB, 802x278, 401:139, genyus.png)

File: 27c234f33702754⋯.jpeg (122.19 KB, 1024x852, 256:213, 27c234f337027541f5a0c18cd….jpeg)

>>51634

I even used a calculator. Looking at that now, I'm not sure what I was trying to work out.

I told you guys that you can't fake being a brainlet.


 No.51636

>>51635

Looks like you confused days and months.


 No.51637

>>51636

That's been a common thing for hours.


 No.51638

>>51637

>for hours.

I meant years.


 No.51639

>>51635

If you are 27 go 27 times 365 which equals 9855 divide by 50 which equals 197 so it has been 1/197th of your life.


 No.51640

>>51639

Thank you kind mathNEET.


 No.51641

I play videogames and all that happens is I feel worse.


 No.51642

>>51641

Tried wanking while playing to unlock Edge Master achievement?


 No.51643

File: 5c2a09748e1d4ed⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 28.72 KB, 677x380, 677:380, slurp.jpg)

>>51642

When I'm at work I go to the restroom a couple of times every hour and edge. When I get home to my videotaped collection of Nigella Bites episodes, I can produce up to four tablespoons of jizz.


 No.51644

File: e1fdc24fe549063⋯.png (1.57 MB, 671x1077, 671:1077, stockade.png)

File: 1bd504eb6e2409d⋯.png (282.6 KB, 549x427, 9:7, stockadeinside.png)

File: cef07b1f3f0f369⋯.png (535.14 KB, 749x683, 749:683, henry.png)

I'm going to take a tip from possum and try and read before bed, I bought these two books when I was in Dunsborough about a year ago. I read most of the Henry Lawson one on the flight back but haven't opened the Eureka one til now, was surprised to see the date of the first edition, was made a year after it happened so hopefully it's not as romanticised but it may be brown nosing the cops and making the miners look like evil crooks.


 No.51645

>>51643

Nigella got old. I was a bit sad to see a recent pic of her. MILFNEET won't mind though.


 No.51646

>>51642

Is that what feminists mean when they call neets 'edgelords'?


 No.51647

>>51644

Real Australiana right there. Appreciation for that sort of thing is dying out now sadly.


 No.51648

Are you not meant to mention how much you earn?

At work guys working at another company asked whether it was true that my company pays the lowest wages in the industry and when I told them how much I make they went mum. Even my autistic self could tell that they were feeling uncomfortable and they wouldnt tell me how much they made or what the industry average was.

Did I spill spaghetti again?


 No.51649

>>51648

Yes. Wage comparisons are probably more of a social faux par than mentioning that you're a neo-nazi.


 No.51650

>>51648

Yeah normies do not like talking about that stuff. It is considered rude to ask or even talk about it at all.


 No.51651

>>51645

Don't mind at all, you can't have sophistication without experience.

>>51647

I was surprised to find them there. It was sort of a hippy festival thing with wine and cheese, candles and healing crystals. I think i bought the both of them for $15


 No.51652

>>51650

>>51649

Well maybe the faggots shouldnt have brought it up in the first place


 No.51653

>>51645

>MILFNEET

>implying there's only one MILFNEET.


 No.51654

>>51648

Reading before sleep every night has really helped me get to sleep a lot quicker when I turn the light out. I used to lie awake for at least an hour. The reading is very calming. I don't know if you have that problem or not.


 No.51655

>>51653

Lets trade mummybots for a week.


 No.51656

>>51651

There are going to be a lot of those sort of books on the second-hand market as the older generation dies and their things get sold. It is very sad to see.


 No.51657

>>51654

Yeah I normally play phone games that I don't particularly like but it's better than just laying there thinking.


 No.51658

>>51657

>laying there thinking

There is nothing worse. My brain always gives me discomforting thoughts and old memories which upset me. I need to distract myself.

I think it is the need to distract myself with fantasies in my mind that has made me such a mentally interesting person.


 No.51659

>>51656

I'm glad my dad introduced (forced) me into a lot of that sort of stuff. If he didn't I doubt I'd have a connection with our culture. It's like noone cares and it's hidden from us.

I rang him yesterday and he said he was reading a book about Lasseter.


 No.51660

>>51648

At some places it can also be a sacking offense to divulge your salary to another person in the same company. Employers hate it when employees do it because people start getting shitting and trying to get raises to match their colleagues.


 No.51661

>>51659

My Dad was a cunt but he had a lot of those sort of books. I remember reading stuff like I Can Jump Puddles when I was young. I used to have the complete works of Banjo Paterson too.

If you don't find it in old books you could live your whole life in this country without ever understanding anything about our past other than the bullshit lefty propaganda about what a shit hole it used to be until it was rescued by progressivism in the 1960s.


 No.51662

>>51660

Yeah I'm not that retarded, I only mentioned it because they were working at a different company and I was interested in moving if they were paid a lot more.

Bunch of fags, basically asking how much I make while not telling me how much they make.


 No.51663

File: bb534612e77d571⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 54.49 KB, 500x521, 500:521, 1522706173289.jpg)

Just had

Large Wagyu beef burger meal

A mcdouble

Chicken Aoli wrap

1 caramel sundae

24 nuggets

I should be shot


 No.51664

>>51662

Yeah that was shitty of them. Next time you're put in that position insist the person asking reveals theirs first.


 No.51665

>>51663

Are you executive sized?

Or should I ask how executive sized are you?


 No.51666

>>51658

>discomforting thoughts

My latest tormenting thought that keeps reoccurring is my dog dying. He's a bit old but he's not in real bad health but I keep thinking about it.


 No.51667

>>51663

What did all that set you back?


 No.51668

>>51666

Yeah I have been thinking about that quite a bit lately. Doggo turned ten this year.


 No.51669

>>51667

Over 40

>>51665

Slowly reforming exec

Worst binge and purge I have had in a long time


 No.51670

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>51647

>Real Australiana

iktf, I miss what there use to be.


 No.51671

File: d42c9932341308b⋯.jpg (67.67 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 1458275444652.jpg)

>>51669

>Over 40

Forty dollars? Forty fucking dollars? For gods sake.


 No.51672

>>51651

>>51656

Hopefully most of it will get put into private collectors instead of just thrown out.

What happens when the boomers and old people die? I know financial assets are usually split between the children and very rarely grandchildren, but does all leftover physical belongings just get chucked?

I should really attend more suburban garage sales, I bet there is some good stuff out there.


 No.51673

>>51671

I'm on the DSP with a decent savings neet egg


 No.51674

>>51669

>purge

You threw it up?


 No.51675

>>51672

>but does all leftover physical belongings just get chucked?

I bet a lot of people would just hire a skip and chuck it all in.


 No.51676

>>51666

>>51668

tfw childhood dog died a few years ago

still haven't fully got over it, don't think I'll get a dog again tbh

F


 No.51677

File: c41dad79ad785f0⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 7.73 KB, 226x223, 226:223, images (10).png)


 No.51678

>>51677

Do you do that often?


 No.51679

>>51661

>complete works of Banjo Paterson too.

Sweet, when I first met and started living with my dad (i was 9) he had a videotape of Banjo's poems with little videos that went with them that I used to watch a fair bit.

He put a tele in my room and a VHS so I could fall asleep to it.

Funny you should say about the lefty stuff, I used to bait people with the stockade saying it was the best example of class warfare and the proletariat seizing the means.

It sort of was, not really seizing but still.

There's a book that I've read the first half/third of a couple times but I cant seem to stick it out with books like I used to any more called The Kingdom of Shylock

That's pretty eye opening, or it was for me anyway.

This is a link to it if you're interested.

http://home.alphalink.com.au/~radnat/anstey%27s%20kingdom%20of%20shylock.html


 No.51680

>>51678

Not that to that extent in terms of sheer amount of food but probably twice a week on average.

>tfw bulimic?


 No.51681

>>51679

>(((shylock)))


 No.51682

File: 4c041583ff79f05⋯.png (165.78 KB, 693x478, 693:478, happy pizza merchant.png)

>>51669

>Over 40

As bad as the dominojew


 No.51683

too sick to drink goon i swear it rots your gut


 No.51684

File: 326ebaaa120dfce⋯.jpg (75.25 KB, 980x645, 196:129, self_medicating.jpg)

I'm just a skeleNEET

On the imageboard of broken feels


 No.51685

>>51681

That's part of what it's about. They were on the first fleet and they own all our banks.


 No.51686

>>51679

>Kingdom of Shylock

I will take a look at it mate. It looks up my alley.


 No.51687

>>51680

>tfw bulimic?

Yes it sounds like you are and it concerns me.


 No.51688

>>51687

What should I do?


 No.51689

>>51663

The correct term is pickled. Goon pickles your organs so you can be preserved for generations to come as a fine specimen.


 No.51690


 No.51691

>>51688

Talk to your GP about it and get a referral to specialist help.


 No.51692

>>51684

Have you thought about joining up with the skelly resistance?


 No.51693

>>51688

Please seek help with physiologist who can help you before you lose all your teeth. You can change, I believe in you.


 No.51694

>>51692

I joined up with a gym instead.


 No.51695

>>51693

>>51691

I will do that if I can't stop on my own.


 No.51696

I might move to Melbourne to live with my mummybot who also wants to move there for her new work.

What are the cheapest suburbs that are green and have bush/hills/places for neetwalks and aren't feral? I won't be going into the city and mummybot works from home some days

any melbourneNEETs help me out?


 No.51697

>>51695

Please make change if it occurring frequently. I know you can change. Act before any damage is long lasting. Teeth are a bitch to get fixed with cosmetically or it's dentures…


 No.51698

How has everyone been today?


 No.51699

>>51696

If it was just for you I would recommend a warehouse.


 No.51700

>>51698

Pretty good, how about you?


 No.51701

File: 5596b2f9ff06e08⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 256.17 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, melbourne.jpg)


 No.51702

>>51661

>I Can Jump Puddles

Red Heifer by Frank Dalby Davidson is another great book I read about similar stuff from a similar time.


 No.51703

File: b5d6af780d02be0⋯.png (102.51 KB, 624x434, 312:217, 1416883079247.png)

Okay NEETs I am off to bed to do my usual reading.

Good night and God bless.


 No.51704

>>51700

I'm alive, so take that as you will.

>>51661

One of the best things I got from my prick of a stepfather was all his fantasy novels and the complete works of Banjo Paterson and Henry Lawson.


 No.51705

>>51704

I have enjoyed many fantasy novels but in the end I think they are not good for a person and I probably would have been better off without them.


 No.51706

>>51696

Move to a Ringwood Warehouse


 No.51707

>>51698

All right, things going on


 No.51708

>>51699

Let mummybot have the upstairs bathroom and NEETo can have a bucket and a dirt floor


 No.51709

>>51706

If we had his postal address everyone could send him a get well card that his family can read to him.


 No.51710

>>51703

Sweet dreams treasured NEET


 No.51711

>>51703

Good night.


 No.51712

>>51708

Mummybot can sleep in my room.


 No.51713

>>51692

This, Join us


 No.51714

>>51709

Kek

>>51712

So what's up with living with Mumbot, don't mean to be mean but is there any reason


 No.51715

>>51712

Is warehouse code for the dog kennel?


 No.51716

>>51711

Thank you NEET.

>>51710

Thank you esteemed NEET.

I'm off.


 No.51717

>>51715

no we mean warehouse, don't you remember Monk

WE DID THIS FOR HIM AND HE LEFT US, MAKES ME SAD TBH


 No.51718

File: 4cb14baf081c0a0⋯.png (223.77 KB, 711x480, 237:160, waiting.png)

>>51717

Nah, nevermind, I meant if mummybot is living in your room NEETo gets the dog kennel aka warehouse.

It didn't really make sense.

..yes, i think I can recall a NEET named Monk,


 No.51719

>>51717

I can see him popping Xanax, downing beers and still eating cheap street food with no vegetables. I can see him fucking tinderella getting more dick diseases and swearing at 4:30 am when woken up by Muslim prayers that happens five times a day. I also seem him rocking backwards and forwards when remembering he's over there to study university.


 No.51720

>>51718

Ah

>>51719

Literally the last I heard of monk was after a Tsunami


 No.51721

>>51719

>>51720

Meant to say I saw him last the day before a Tsunami


 No.51722

>>51719

We need to convene in the council cambers and send out a NEETprayer for him to remember what it's all for, the prophesied strawberry farm and his haram of poojeetas


 No.51723

>>51721

tbh I hope he came home and got a job with his dad


 No.51724

>>51721

He'll be fine. I think he's probably gone off the rails a bit. I hope he got his Cenno business under controlled. Paying per minute to wait for Cenno must suck.

>>51722

It's a shame he never shared his poojeta sex tape imho. That was him, wasn't it?


 No.51725

>>51724

>That was him, wasn't it?

Nah that was a different NEET who was into scat and farts.


 No.51726

>>51724

I HAVE NO HEARD FROM HIM IN 3 MONTHS


 No.51727


 No.51728

Boom. Finished the review, painting and all for that indie game. Not even 1 day after finishing the game. Not a bad turnaround, if I say so myself.


 No.51729

File: c66a3d479ad4c31⋯.png (317.31 KB, 1266x516, 211:86, MonkNEETs Farewell.png)

File: 05e4d63a1140aac⋯.jpg (2.84 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, he returns.jpg)

File: 3239301b926cfd9⋯.jpg (2.2 MB, 1944x2592, 3:4, A good friend.jpg)

File: bd106a766dfe610⋯.jpg (2.66 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, 481f175b52ca4f5983943635de….jpg)


 No.51730

>>51726

The Australian embassy will be there for him when he losses the plot and starts running down the street while yelling about how he's been chinked


 No.51731

>>51729

That wasn't his last farewell though he hung around a few bit longer


 No.51732

>>51729

>bangle

what a poof


 No.51733

>>51731

Yeah but he was incognito from there on til he got to Indonesia


 No.51734


 No.51735

>>51731

I was thinking about that as there is a fair few proxy posters here considering he's got a burger flag, chances are he's using a proxy. I wouldn't have a doubt in my mind that is still here but just doesn't reveal that he's here. I don't want to give false hope though but I just have that feeling even though it might not be true


 No.51736

>>51727

Thank you but what is the link? it just goes to lolicon


 No.51737

>>51735

I feel that way too, for a bit I thought spergNEET was him


 No.51738

>>51735

I know he posted from Indonesia

Maybe in the future I'll bother all US IPs


 No.51739

I thought it was late, it's not even 9 yet. Day light savings has messed with my body clock


 No.51740

>>51737

Good theory, considering his mental health must not be well.

>>51738

I posted the other day from a Melbourne proxy from private internet access. It came up as a burger flag.


 No.51741

>>51736

Back in 2008, some NSW guy got caught with Simpsons porn and went to court.

>https://media.8ch.net/cuckquean/src/1420258001923.pdf

(I have no fucking idea why it's on that board, but that's the only transcript I know of since the official court website deleted it)

I tried to find that transcript by searching the guy's name, and it comes up with a Wikipedia article under his name that just redirects to the Lolicon article.


 No.51742

>>51739

iktf, I still am waking up super early though which is a nice feel.


 No.51743

>>51740

>Good theory,

I even said it to him a couple times but he said he was in Melbourne and went to a soccer match and went out with friends so it was probably someone else.


 No.51744

>>>/pol/1144897/

This thread is pretty funny tbh


 No.51745

>>/pol/1144897/


 No.51746

>>51741

I remember reading a bit about that case

the bigger question is, why were you on that board?


 No.51747

>>51745

>>51744

These posts are pretty funny

>>>/pol/1144897


 No.51748

File: 60401387a879d82⋯.jpg (25.27 KB, 539x539, 1:1, ukYwelU.jpg)


 No.51749

>>51747

wait.. now I'm fucking it up too


 No.51750

File: 6ed5040237d42ab⋯.jpg (20.67 KB, 640x583, 640:583, 6ed5040237d42ab53c32d85e6f….jpg)

>>51748

It's a serious issue.


 No.51751


 No.51752

Seriously why didn't it work?

it looks like there is a number missing. I think /pol/ has had more posts than that,


 No.51753

>>51747

>>>/pol/11448976


 No.51754

>>51746

Come on Anon, I'm neither a cuckold nor female. I found a direct link to that pdf. I haven't touched that board.


 No.51755

>>51753

That isn't the link i was just testing to see if it was because there was a missing number.

Which there is


 No.51756

Did I just get baited. It feels like I did. You're a tricky fella >>51744


 No.51757

>>>/pol/11448974


 No.51758

File: ee6facdfce20990⋯.jpg (370.88 KB, 1436x2048, 359:512, Shida cat.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs have a comfy night.


 No.51759

>>51758

sweet dreams


 No.51760

>>51758

Good night.


 No.51761

File: 156cadcfde50d43⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 28.07 KB, 480x360, 4:3, sweater_puppies.jpg)

>>51619

You gotta admit this pic looks pretty /comfy/ tho.

>tfw no autistic 4/10 weeb gf


 No.51762

>>51757

He's been on plenty of times. I think he said once he's a canadian.


 No.51763

>>51741

ok, a couple of select quotes from that transcript:

>Real people can, of course, be fictional

>If I might put this argument in another way, although, in algebra 'n' might stand for any number, it is not a number.

>Thus, I would not accept that a sphere, even if labelled “man” in proximity with another but smaller sphere, labelled “child” could be a “representation” of “persons” within the meaning of the offence. There must be at least some semblance of human form: a mere symbol would not be a representation.

Courts seem like interesting places.


 No.51764

>>51762

Is that you joining me in this shit

You're making me day, I'd feel bad bullying a retard but then I remember he's probably that cunt in the call center


 No.51765

>>51764

Yeah, pazza can handle the bantz alright though


 No.51766


 No.51767

>>51701

Now THAT'S a big stinky neet


 No.51768

>I gave Pazza the address of Mazza T


 No.51769

>>51763

I don't know if not understanding this makes me a brainlet or not a brainlet.


 No.51770

>>51769

Run afoul of our Talmudic rules and you go to prison, goy.


 No.51771

>>51770

Rule 1 of the Talmud: Goys are not allowed to know of our Talmudic rules


 No.51772

>>51771

?

Anyone can read it.


 No.51773

>>51772

It requires some interpretation.


 No.51774

>>51772

NO GOY YOU MUST NOT READ


 No.51775

>>51770

>>51771

As a jew I find this extremely ``impressive``


 No.51776

>>51775

>tfw unimpressed


 No.51777

>tfw impressed


 No.51778

>>51773

>some interpretation.

That's all it is. It's various rabbis and rabbinic councils interpreting the Torah.


 No.51779

>>51778

The Talmud basically is "Well here are these Religious Laws, how do we skirt around them, in other words how do we Jew G-d"


 No.51780

>>51779

Every religion has done something similar, the Bible was in Latin for that long because they didn't want the general public "mis-interpreting" the Word.

The Talmud is just the records of them bitching and disagreeing.


 No.51781

>>51780

Granted the general public really did misinterpret the word

I mean Evangelicalism is fucking retarded


 No.51782

>>51781

tbh I wish the Catholic church had a book similar to the Talmud so we could see their rationale for getting rid of shit.


 No.51783

Good night friends.


 No.51784

>>51783

goodnight mate, I'm off to bed as well :)


 No.51785

>>51780

>The Talmud is just the records of them

kvetching and schwitzing


 No.51786

>>51783

>>51784

Night, NEETos.


 No.51787

File: e9b6d4f3ac5f7ff⋯.jpg (20.94 KB, 400x300, 4:3, bergoglio.jpg)

>>51782

>Catholic


 No.51788

>>51787

That's not nice.


 No.51789

It's probably partly due to the new daylight savings but it seems that more NEETs than ever are going to bed early now.

Around this time it's just the WA NEETs keeping this going and maybe one of the Adelaide NEETs.

I remember last night everyone would stay up to 11-2AM, we really have changed.

I'm pretty much always 10:30-7AM


 No.51790

>>51789

I was staying up until 11-12 but daylight savings has fucked me up, last night I fell asleep at 9pm.


 No.51791

>tfw too depressed to sleep


 No.51792

File: d74011acab8c928⋯.png (641.02 KB, 1078x516, 539:258, commufix.png)

>>51788

I agree that the pope's behavior here is not nice.


 No.51793

>>51792

>the catholic church

just another jewish mind control plot to brainwash europe for thousands of years, or a legit religion?


 No.51794

>>51793

I would say it's half and half.


 No.51795

File: 689e145fd12994d⋯.jpg (58.45 KB, 640x744, 80:93, DZqhicbWAAAUCE3.jpg)


 No.51796

>>51795

>>51761

Makeup is an act of deception tbh


 No.51797

That feel when no mates


 No.51799

I am back from walking Doggo. It was pretty nice out there. Comfortably warm and a very slight breeze. I am feeling better now.


 No.51800

>>51799

Great to hear. Good morning. Stay comfy.


 No.51801

File: 8ac862c144ee871⋯.jpg (491.32 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, TiREcTB.jpg)

>>51800

Good morning.


 No.51802

>>51801

That's just the sun room. Imagine how flash the proper dining room is.


 No.51803

Morning big stinky cunts


 No.51804

File: 2a59e7def08009a⋯.png (198.43 KB, 640x853, 640:853, ClipboardImage.png)

Morning Boys


 No.51805

File: d4f6e6ba2647761⋯.jpg (193.11 KB, 960x835, 192:167, Hot-tub-fireplace.jpg)

>>51804

>>51803

Good morning.


 No.51806

>>51805

I bet the cleaner gets sick of cleaning cum and hair out that.


 No.51807

Morning neets. Another week nearly over. Did you waste it completely, or did you get something out of it?

>>51805

That actually looks pretty comfy.


 No.51808

File: fb9d904548fa75f⋯.jpg (84.68 KB, 640x475, 128:95, 4Mn6I.jpg)

>>51807

Good morning. I had another quiet week, but that doesn't mean it was a waste.


 No.51809

I didn't win the Powerball last night.


 No.51810

>>51809

Better luck next time.


 No.51811

>>51809

I told that ball machine cunt to make sure your numbers came up. I shall be having words with him.


 No.51812

Goodmorning NEETs


 No.51813

File: 4f07777839a8e9b⋯.jpg (94.77 KB, 705x837, 235:279, 6n1i6tfhx1c01.jpg)

I think I will go back to bed and try and get a couple of hours more sleep.


 No.51814

File: 4e1e850135da7e1⋯.jpg (321.6 KB, 1000x739, 1000:739, AJjS6DO.jpg)

>>51812

Good morning.


 No.51815

File: c0633334f551c24⋯.jpg (2.78 MB, 4299x3203, 4299:3203, page39kgead.jpg)


 No.51816

>>51805

>>51808

>>51813

>>51814

Very comfy pictures.


 No.51817

>>51816

If I ever own a house, I might turn one room into one of those old-timey smoking rooms. Not to smoke per se, but I like the comfy masculine look of them.


 No.51818


 No.51819

The bridegroom will go inside with a white bedsheet and he has to come out with a red bloodstain on it

Their relatives and members of the village council sit outside the door of the couple's room until the act is complete.

Before the couple enters, the elders sweep the room for any sharp objects that may be used to produce blood.

The bride's bangles are removed so that she can't cut her skin with them.

And there's a time limit.

"Every five to 10 minutes they will keep on knocking and they will keep on asking if you are done with the intercourse

If nothing happens, the elders will go in and encourage the couple to watch porn or instruct them on how to have intercourse.

In case the couple is not in the mindset, or they are not able to go through intercourse, they will even demonstrate to them with a real couple.

"They will send a couple inside and they will do the physical act in front of them, they will show them porn videos.

He's supposed to tell the whole caste council consisting of 150, 200 people that, my 'product' was perfect, my 'product' was pure

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-04-06/virginity-testing-ritual-faces-growing-opposition-in-india/9619884


 No.51820

File: ba541fa2fd17898⋯.jpg (1.26 MB, 1400x909, 1400:909, Art04_P09.jpg)

File: 11cf683650ad0fa⋯.jpg (583.8 KB, 784x526, 392:263, Art04_P11.jpg)

File: 8139fa8386dff01⋯.jpg (608.56 KB, 785x526, 785:526, Art04_P12.jpg)

File: 13aaacb480e9446⋯.jpg (464.41 KB, 784x523, 784:523, Art04_P13.jpg)

File: 7d6d58f0fe6d8c9⋯.jpg (451.09 KB, 785x523, 785:523, Art04_P14.jpg)

>>51801

>>51805

>>51808

>>51813

>>51814

wow, comfy. are you into cabins as well?


 No.51821

File: 58318a4d238119d⋯.jpg (906.86 KB, 1400x1256, 175:157, Art08_P01.jpg)

File: 7d0f07d3ea4b973⋯.jpg (1.41 MB, 1395x1400, 279:280, Art08_P07.jpg)

File: 7aac415e000ad4c⋯.jpg (1.45 MB, 1400x1399, 1400:1399, Art08_P08.jpg)

File: 3eb02069713022c⋯.jpg (642.43 KB, 1400x1050, 4:3, Art08_P13.jpg)

File: 29058725610a6e3⋯.jpg (1014.92 KB, 1400x1219, 1400:1219, Art10_P01.jpg)

cause i've got a bunch


 No.51822

>>51819

So if you're a whore, just time your marriage for your period or stick a blood capsule up your cunt hole.


 No.51823

Should I try the lamb wrap from Red Rooster or should I just get a boigah from KFC?

>>51820

I had a good folder on cabins until my hard drive died.

>>51821

Thanks for these SlovNEET.


 No.51824

File: 20bc88a3376cc86⋯.jpg (725.06 KB, 1400x1118, 700:559, Art10_P03.jpg)

File: 8cdc2e7c63480a1⋯.jpg (408.94 KB, 1400x1016, 175:127, Art10_P05.jpg)

File: 1490fd33cf1cb72⋯.jpg (597.88 KB, 1400x1119, 1400:1119, Art10_P04.jpg)

File: e53d9c4eee6bdde⋯.jpg (236.85 KB, 1400x509, 1400:509, Art10_P07.jpg)

File: 1a3798ae3223d2e⋯.jpg (578.16 KB, 1400x934, 700:467, Art10_P08.jpg)

>>51823

no problem, i've got a few more but i'll stop for now. save some for another time


 No.51825

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

The future.


 No.51826

File: 33c5838c20a652b⋯.png (2.06 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out060710.png)

>>51798

>>51800

>>51801

>>51803

>>51804

>>51805

>>51808

>>51812

>>51814

>>51815

Rise and shine NEETs I hope your morning NEETwalks are good.


 No.51827

File: 3f7845e8283126f⋯.jpg (73.28 KB, 1086x854, 543:427, DaA0edaVMAA4-_f.jpg)


 No.51828

>>51826

morning Karen


 No.51829

>>51825

I don't know, it probably won't be as comfy as it seems in the video. The hand will accidentally stab people passing by, it'll leave eggshells and all kinds of inedible junk in the dish and it will probably just miss the bowl as well and you'll end up with half of the ingredients slowly trailing down the counter.

>>51827

did anyone use it?


 No.51830

File: 93b77717a5711b1⋯.jpg (11.48 KB, 267x400, 267:400, images.jpg)

That book I stated reading last night is great, it's the only book written about it from first hand experience. The writer was one of the organisers of the rebellion and was tried, then acquitted of high treason. He went on to become a member in the courts for a short time to represent the miners.


 No.51831

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.51832

>>51829

It seems to learn from "watching" people make it first.

>did anyone use it?

That little nip looks pretty interested


 No.51833

>>51831

exactly

>>51832

yeah but i doubt it can recognize mistakes and the layout and shape of the material it's working on is always changing too. it probably only really works in the video

>>51830

what do you like about it beside the subject matter? and if that's pretty much it then how is it written? like a series of stories from his life or a continuous, long story?


 No.51834

well, i'll go sleep now. good night


 No.51835

File: dc03a77f8a1c66d⋯.jpg (61.92 KB, 372x210, 62:35, Bakery Hill.jpg)

>>51833

> beside the subject matter?

That is what I like the most but I've only just got to the actual book. The first almost quarter of it was an introduction and a recount of events leading up to the rebellion and what happened after.

one of the quotes from the author:

He who buys this book to lull himself to sleep had better spend his money in grog. He who reads this book to smoke a pipe over it, let him provide himself with plenty of tobacco - he will have to blow hard.

and

There is no flag in old Europe half as beautiful as the Southern Cross

The earnestness of so many faces of all kinds of shape and colour; the motley heads of all size and hair; the shagginess of so many beards of all length and thickness; the vividness of double the number of eyes electrified by the magnetism of the Southern Cross; was one of the grand sights such as are recorded only in the history of "The Crusaders in Palestine."


 No.51836

>>51834

Night mate.


 No.51837

>>51835

Looks like a gangrape is about to happen in that picture


 No.51838

>>51837

30 of them got fucked pretty hard.


 No.51839

What's the plan for today NEETs?


 No.51840

File: 5b09c9af1dcbd5c⋯.png (193 KB, 500x676, 125:169, 1521938760751.png)

>>51839

Nothing at all.


 No.51841

>>51839

Watching more LoGH except I've already done that

Why did the alliance bother with trying to take over Iserlohn Fortress or engaging it in combat directly? Just shoot a relativistic kill vehicle at it. It's a huge stationary space.


 No.51842

>>51841

t. brainlet

>I meant space station


 No.51843

>>51842

The militant brainlet wants to kill all tools of education. Gas the pencils.


 No.51844

>>51839

Im going to uni


 No.51845

>>51844

What do you study? How is it all going?


 No.51846

>tfw constantly finding strands of hair everywhere

>tfw have to constantly tie my hair back to eat anything or my hair gets in my mouth

I'm thinking of getting rid of the long hair m8s,


 No.51847

>>51845

International Studies, its going alright


 No.51848

>>51847

What kind of career can you get out of that?


 No.51849

It's rather quiet here what is everyone doing?


 No.51850

>>51846

Invest in a pair of hair clippers, NEET, long hair really isn't worth bothering with at all and just shaving it yourself on the bathroom floor doesn't take long.


 No.51851

File: 5a6409d754d6aa4⋯.png (3.37 MB, 1210x1613, 1210:1613, comparison.png)

>>51849

Dicking around with the local post office trying to get my package.

Got it. Decent microphone. Apparently designed in Australia, whatever that means, and here's a comparison of the crappy $20 mic I was using earlier.


 No.51852

File: b55944e28d68d8d⋯.png (1.59 MB, 960x720, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.51853

>>51851

you going to start doing lets plays for us?


 No.51854

>>51853

I'll leave that realm of possibility to ol' PossumNEET.

I honestly don't like feeling like I'm exploiting my brother NEETs for views or anything.


 No.51855

>>51815

Good morning mate, sorry I missed you, I went back to bed. You gave me three morning (you)s. thank (you).

>>51816

and then another four. Truly I am blessed today.


 No.51856

File: 9c60acd3c62a083⋯.jpg (112.65 KB, 499x718, 499:718, JG88n.jpg)

>>51820

>>51821

I do enjoy cabins but I haven't collected as many pictures of them as I should.


 No.51857

>>51825

80% of the joy and satisfaction is in the process of the making, not the eating. Turning the human being into a creature of pure consumption - having the end products without the work for it - is a massive mistake and a recipe for misery.


 No.51858

>>51826

Good morning Karen.


 No.51859

>>51827

I always get depressed being reminded how we can't have nice things and how debased so many people are. I am really starting to hate pornography and the sex obsession that is everywhere and seemingly become more accepted.


 No.51860

>>51830

I am glad you are enjoying your book mate. It looks really interesting.


 No.51861

>>51835

What is the author's position on the Chinese Question?


 No.51862

>>51839

To stay off the goon until at least 10pm tonight

>>51849

Eating toast


 No.51864

>>51839

I have pretty much done all I planned for today. I walked the doggo, assembled my new piece of exercise equipment and did my strong lifts. I think I will just stay home and relax for the rest of the day.


 No.51865

>>51846

Do it, cut that long hair off. I guarantee you look awful with it and you are so used to it you don't realise how bad it looks. But everyone else can see.


 No.51866

>>51851

CHØDE


 No.51867

Missing another day of work due to illness.

>tfw actual NEET this week


 No.51868

>>51867

Is it a real illness?


 No.51869

>>51868

Yeah, I have a cold. It's really kicking my ass, too.


 No.51870

>>51868

Is autism a real illness?


 No.51871

>>51870

Yes but not one you can call in sick for.


 No.51872


 No.51873

A woman contractor with some kind of autism started in the office today. We know because they told us. I had to show her the stationary cupboard and she took one of every colour biro.


 No.51874

>>51873

Is she hot?


 No.51875

>>51874

I wouldn't say 'hot', but good nick for early 30s.


 No.51876

>>51875

Besides the biros, how else does her 'tism manifest? Is she super religious?


 No.51877

>>51873

Show her your piss jug collection


 No.51878

>>51876

She hasn't done anything too weird yet except ask one chinese guy why his weird name wasn't chinese. Apart from that they've been off doing stuff, so I haven't had a chance to observe much.


 No.51879

>>51878

>why his weird name wasn't chinese

And why isn't it chinese?


 No.51880

>>51879

I won't say the name, because that's possibly too identifiable, but he basically adopted an anglicised name close to his chink name.


 No.51881

>>51878

>She hasn't done anything too weird yet except ask one chinese guy why his weird name wasn't chinese

chinky BTFO by sperglady


 No.51882

oh she also asked somebody if she could come in at 6:30am because she only sleeps 4 hours a night. that's my safe space time in the office, so she can gfto.


 No.51883

>>51866

Holding it in my hands makes me feel thick and powerful. It actually came with a sticker that says "I ♥ RØDE" so it's not that far off.

>>51873

>>51882

Chicks with autism are a whole different breed.


 No.51884

>>51880

So it is Anglicised but not the sort of name any anglo actually has?


 No.51885

>>51883

Lmao nice.


 No.51886

>>51882

Sounds like it would be a good opportunity to strike up an office romance.


 No.51887

>>51886

>>51882

Does your office have a copier room?


 No.51888

File: c4256e567d7c3b8⋯.jpg (355.44 KB, 2000x1000, 2:1, o-MAN-ON-PHONE-facebook.jpg)

*yaaaaaawn*

Oh, g'morning neets! Didn't even notice you there mates, have you been awake for a while now? I've been out for the count, the kind of sleep you only get after a long day of being paid to do what you love most. Ah, you know what I'm talking about! So tell me, what's the big plan for today? I've actually got the day off and I'm taking Stacey up the coast for a cheeky Friday road trip up the coast. Her sad cunt unemployed brother lives up that way so I guess we'll be stopping by and checking he hasn't necked himself yet, hopefully only waste a couple minutes and then on to the vineyards. How's the girlfriend doing?


 No.51889

>>51886

This, but unironically


 No.51890

>>51884

it's like a phonetic english version of the chinese but slightly more anglo sounding if that makes sense?


 No.51891

>>51890

Like Huawei -> heweyy?


 No.51892

>>51890

I just call them all Charlie Chan.


 No.51893

>>51891

yeah that sort of thing


 No.51894

>>51892

I live near that bar.


 No.51895

Aboriginal ejaculation


 No.51897

Asian vaginal discharged


 No.51898

>>51895

That happens a lot, here.


 No.51899

>>51897

That is what messed up Monk's dick.


 No.51900

Evangelical enema


 No.51901


 No.51902

>>51899

Monk penile discharge


 No.51903

Anyone having a NEETparty tonight?


 No.51904

>>51903

I'm trying to be a good NEET, no goon till Monday.


 No.51905

>>51903

No the hangover isn't worth it.


 No.51906

File: e2dad4f131103af⋯.jpg (25.93 KB, 459x320, 459:320, images (11).jpg)

>>51902

Faggots


 No.51907

>>51904

Fair enough.

>>51905

Coward.


 No.51908

>>51670

wow that was really comfy.

i want to visit 1940s australia now.


 No.51909

>>51907

Do not try and bring the virtuous NEETs down to your level so you can feel better about your reprehensible ways.


 No.51910

>>51909

Listen here, I've had a fucking gutfull of this pretentious "self improvement" shit, it is a violation of NEETdom.


 No.51911

>>51910

No; self improvement is what differentiates us from space robots.


 No.51912

>>51910

I will never stop fighting for NEETs to improve themselves and to see themselves as both worthy of and capable of improvement.,


 No.51913

File: 4edc6651ac8acca⋯.png (68.86 KB, 220x220, 1:1, h3458.png)

>>51911

>>51912

Improvement through Dan


 No.51914

File: 7bf634c160322bf⋯.png (395.23 KB, 680x665, 136:133, 1443568788475.png)

>bee-day in less than a month and I'll be having a 'party' with mummy, daddy and siblings I barely talk to

Lol. I wish I could go into the bush for a couple days instead and have a hard think about my life but I know nothing about survival or camping and I'd probably die.


 No.51915

>>51914

lol all you'd need for a couple of days is a tent, sleeping bag and some food.


 No.51916

It'll be my 25th bee-day as well. For gods sake. Do you cunts know this feeling? Like, how is it even possible for someone to have done nothing except mindlessly browse imageboards and play video games for nearly years while everyone else was having fun with friends and girlfriends and building a career?

>>51915

What if I get bitten by a spider?


 No.51917

>>51916

nearly 10 years* nb


 No.51918

stomach hurts. dan murphy tried to poison me


 No.51919

>>51918

You knew it was poison but you drank it anyway and paid Dan for the privilege. Sort yourself out.


 No.51920

>>51914

What are your siblings like?

>tfw chad brother


 No.51921

>>51918

Dan can be a wicked man at times.


 No.51922

File: f8caecfa9735445⋯.jpg (85.35 KB, 666x1000, 333:500, 1111.jpg)

>>51919

don't bully pls


 No.51923

File: 5abecac6a474187⋯.jpg (4.81 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, 20180406_132808.jpg)

>>51865

I always have to pick hair out of my mouth as well, pretty gross m8s. I don't know what to do with it


 No.51924

File: e08917bd8147ac0⋯.jpg (35.05 KB, 700x420, 5:3, c700x420.jpg)

>>51918

I'm sorry to hear about your stomach problems, it could have been a bad batch of goon, here's a 5% off voucher for your next purchase.


 No.51925

>>51923

Shave it off you're going bald


 No.51926

>>51923

You look good with that well-trimmed short beard. The long hair is no good now that your hairline is receding.


 No.51927

>>51920

My siblings are strange. Definitely not chads or stacys but very normie like. when i look at their life it makes me happy not to be a normie.


 No.51928

>>51925

>>51926

My hairline has receded but I don't think I'm going bald, I've got grey hair in places


 No.51929

>>51928

>My hairline has receded but I don't think I'm going bald

I used to be like you once.


 No.51930

>>51928

>I don't think I'm going bald

They never do. Everyone else notices though.


 No.51931

Linux has stopped crashing and the graphics problem I was having seems to have fixed itself. I am not sure what to think now.


 No.51932

I watched the Employable me episode, I would fuck that autistic bitch, also watched a few episodes of hot quiz, the host is hilarious


 No.51933

>>51932

You mean the girl with tourettes?


 No.51934


 No.51935

File: eba4dd3c7ac75c0⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 407.41 KB, 492x611, 492:611, 1501015334678.png)

>>51931

Share your passion of Linux with others


 No.51936

File: 745dfb3a7e5b7f0⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 45.82 KB, 804x906, 134:151, 1491866193304.png)


 No.51937

File: 0753ed49f559202⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 51.01 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, 0753ed49f5592023cdce9db918….jpg)


 No.51938

File: 29df14130be6b55⋯.gif (1.22 MB, 366x333, 122:111, f6377b3721bcaaed246657c30d….gif)

Become refreshed!


 No.51939

>>51938

Soon Dan, Soon.


 No.51940

File: 56dfacc7a96dec0⋯.png (623.01 KB, 1008x596, 252:149, Dan and Associates.png)

>>51939

Good choice mate.


 No.51941

>>51931

BadBIOS.


 No.51942

Hard quiz, not Hot quiz


 No.51943

>>51941

I flash updated it to the latest version but it had no effect.


 No.51944

>>51943

Ok but did you run memtest?


 No.51945

Big stinky neets


 No.51947

>>51944

I think so. I ran a tool on the boot menu that sounded like that. It detected no errors.


 No.51948

File: 3ea91124b2878b5⋯.jpg (1.42 MB, 2048x1536, 4:3, 1484378502963.jpg)

>>51920

Both the adult siblings are definite Chads but they're also gay and in LTRs. I couldn't handle it if they were straight. They aren't visibly gay and women hit on them in public all the time, I didn't think it happened until they were about 18 and cashiers started blushing while speaking to them, women 'just happened' to be in a chatty mood while they were waiting for a movie to start and so on. I've approached dozens of women and not a single one has EVER wanted to speak to me in public.


 No.51949

File: e269850563b0332⋯.jpeg (34.51 KB, 575x256, 575:256, images (83).jpeg)


 No.51950

>>51948

He's wearing a pedobear shirt


 No.51951

Someone mentioned lamb earlier, and I've felt like eating some form of it ever since.


 No.51952

>>51950

That's me and if you can't appreciate the subtle irony of pedobear I feel sorry for you.


 No.51953

>>51952

Shave your beard you hippie.


 No.51954

>>51951

The Lamb Council has full time paid shills here.


 No.51955

I JUST BROKE MY WRIST BECAUSE I'M NEETING IN THE KITCHEN


 No.51956

>>51955

Have a goon


 No.51957

>>51951

I tried the lamb loaded chips at red rooster last night, it was surprisingly pretty good,. Expensive though. $8.50


 No.51958

>>51957

>lamb loaded chips

Doesn't sound very appetising.


 No.51959

>>51958

fuck up you negative cunt


 No.51960

>>51959

An excessive ejaculation.


 No.51961

>>51960

Sorry mate


 No.51962

>>51957

Their lamb wraps looks very appealing, and I'm keen to compare their chips to KFC.


 No.51963

>tfw depressed


 No.51964

>tfw impressed


 No.51965

File: e675263cfd43456⋯.png (162.48 KB, 680x454, 340:227, 1522763615753.png)


 No.51966

File: 23ca465e1b44388⋯.jpg (84.36 KB, 720x720, 1:1, head_of_the_church.jpg)


 No.51967

>>51965

Had my first beer for the day, instead of at noon.


 No.51968

>>51957

I tried the chicken ones - frankly, they were crap. I suspect if you want good loaded chips you gotta make your own - and don't forget to include cheese and gravy


 No.51969

>>51967

Well done on delaying gratification.


 No.51970

File: e79ea2d68ecc2cb⋯.png (199.13 KB, 500x375, 4:3, simpsons_beer.png)

>>51967

>Not starting the day with a six pack

It's like you hate life or something.


 No.51971

>>51967

What are you drinking?


 No.51972

>>51968

Yeah I think the normal one was just $5 so it doesn't surprise me


 No.51973

File: 8ffe24bf512e766⋯.png (673.89 KB, 1080x722, 540:361, 1520120781815.png)

>tfw you desperately drop hints you want to hang out but they are having none of it


 No.51974

>>51970

Exactly why I didn't abstain completely

>>51971

Asahi


 No.51975

>>51971

Are there any beers that aren't made out of distilled bitterness, or would that be betraying the working class man?


 No.51976

>>51974

Nice, really like Asahi. Did you get the six pack of big cans for 20 with your dans card?


 No.51977

>>51973

You need different mates


 No.51978

>>51975

There are sweeter beers around these days, lemon infused lager, craft mango beer, radler etc that are beer for people who don't like beer. Beer is one of the few really in the west that is an acquired taste.


 No.51979

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.51980

File: 2cd0841333a2719⋯.jpg (634.44 KB, 1632x1224, 4:3, 0856.JPG)

Just paid Mr Murphy and Ronald McDonald a vist, time for a NEETparty.


 No.51981

>>51976

No cans just bottles, I feel like the cans make the beer taste funny.


 No.51982

>>51978

well, which are the least bitter?


 No.51983

>>51981

The 350ml cans are 100% nip, the bottled one is made in china


 No.51984

>>51981

They have a little bit of metallic taste if you drink it out of the can but you don't get that if you pour it a glass. The big cans are fully imported and a bit better quality imo.


 No.51985

>>51980

>Mr Walker, black label

I want to post that "I see you are a man of culture" meme, but I forgot to save it, so I'd like everyone to just pretend that I did.


 No.51986

>>51983

Think the 500ml cans are fully nip too


 No.51987

>>51980

Very nice, did you put a few drops of whisky into the macca's coke?


 No.51988

>>51980

You big stinky bastard.


 No.51989

>>51982

They all have some bitterness. I don't know to be honest.


 No.51990

>>51980

You seem to be having NEET parties more often lately.


 No.51991

>>51983

>>51984

I was unaware of this, thank you. Speaking of cans what are thoughts on Sapporo?


 No.51992

>>51989

Some nerd will have listed the IBUs (International Bitterness Unit) of all the popular beers somewhere.


 No.51993

>>51990

Mind your own business.


 No.51994

>>51986

It's only the 350ml cans, the 500ml are made in china to theres not much different between the nip and china ones tbh

>>51987

Nah, I only drink my whisky NEET

>>51988

I will rub my armpits on you.

>>51990

Been feeling a bit stressed lately.

>>51991

Never had Sapporo, but my Dad got this other Jap beer a few weeks ago, meguni or something, was really nice.


 No.51995

File: 7a60751970d4aa0⋯.jpeg (11.79 KB, 300x300, 1:1, images (70).jpeg)

>>51994

Why does the dans website say bottled in Japan then?


 No.51996

File: 3309a705ad996b7⋯.jpg (1.7 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 15230019132821170917221.jpg)

Meatloaf number 3


 No.51997

>>51994

>heres not much different between the nip and china ones tbh

Sir, I must object most strenuously. There is a world of difference between the Chinese and the Japanese. The former are literally slant eyed jews, the latter, slant eyed aryans. God willing, the Japanese will inherit this earth when the brown hordes overrun the west, and carry forth the torch of civilisation.


 No.51998

>>51996

Roast a chicken next time. You've got the skills.


 No.51999

>>51996

Ease up burgerking


 No.52000

>>51996

Looks good m8. I would enjoy seeing a cross section. A nice juicy slice.


 No.52001

File: 62c5e691cd23fdb⋯.png (8.09 KB, 221x228, 221:228, images (11).png)

>>51999

Fuck you skele


 No.52002


 No.52003

File: 9a74ef75e9fd32f⋯.jpg (2.28 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 15230022433852059201131.jpg)

>>52000

I usually mix it all up before I eat it


 No.52004

>>51997

Ok le witty redditor neet


 No.52005

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.52006

File: 097e6b1cde619a3⋯.png (183.91 KB, 675x1200, 9:16, dan.png)

>>51992

>International Bitterness Unit

It turns out this is a real thing, not just a meme. Currently looking for the lowest IBU in Dan's


 No.52007

>>52006

Well bantered, Dan.


 No.52008

>>52006

Did you think I was pulling your leg? I would never intentionally mislead a NEET.


 No.52009

>>51999

If you're bucking for a promotion to CEO level, meat and cheese are clearly the most satisfying path.


 No.52010

>>51850

This is good advice imo, I've been using a $20 pait of clippers once every couple of months for a year or so and it doesn't take long to get used to.

It's much easier than combing or what ever.


 No.52011

>>52003

I think technically that's not a meatloaf, as it's not in the shape of a 'loaf'.


 No.52012

I'm severely depressed


 No.52013

>>52008

You may not believe this, but sometimes I've read things on the internet which turn out to be untrue, or at least out of context and misleading. If a guy can't trust an anonymous imageboard full of unemployable permavirgin losers on a site run by a guy in a wheelchair in the phillipines, well hell, who can he trust?


 No.52014

Saying I'm depressed has lost all meaning


 No.52015

I'm severely impressed


 No.52016

>>51857

>80% of the joy and satisfaction is in the process of the making, not the eating.

Top shelf bait


 No.52017

File: 086b20e192bde83⋯.png (537.99 KB, 1024x677, 1024:677, 086b20e192bde83990400e0cb4….png)

>>52012

Let Dr Murphy prescribe something for you.


 No.52018

>>52016

Speak for yourself fatso


 No.52019

>>52013

>run by a guy in a wheelchair in the phillipines

Doesn't hot wheels live in New York?


 No.52020

>>51857

tortilla wrap with shredded cheese, chicken and mayo

the best food imaginable


 No.52021

>>52013

I met Dan once, he told me the best goon is the one out of the fridge because you can get drunk and refreshed as soon as you walk out the store


 No.52022

>>51859

>become more accepted.

I've noticed it too. So what if everyone masturbates, it should be kept to yourself or a niche internet community


 No.52023

>>51860

I haven't enjoyed a book in a long time, which is why I stopped reading.

It's not bad.

>>51861

It was before the Lambing riot so I dont think that will come up.


 No.52024

>>51996

Not a loaf


 No.52025

>>52024

Flat loaf then

I tried looking for the proper tray but nowhere sold them


 No.52026

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.52027

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.52028

>>51996

You forgot to post your poo. I wanted to see the bacon bits afterwards from meatloaf number 2.


 No.52029

File: 6571514622c51fa⋯.jpeg (46.04 KB, 497x659, 497:659, ned.jpeg)

>>51861

>the Chinese Question

Ned Kelly was right. We have been destroyed by am inundation of mongolians.


 No.52030

>>52003

>swimming in grease

Just the way I like it.


 No.52031

>>51996

You forgot to post your poo. I wanted to see the bacon bits afterwards from meatloaf number 2.


 No.52032

>>52016

>Top shelf bait

You are thinking of pilchards.


 No.52033

File: ba9dfac79f4f6c9⋯.jpg (60.84 KB, 900x635, 180:127, armenian.jpg)

Tell us neets, have you or someone you know ever been the victim of an Armenian plot?


 No.52034

>>52010

How do you deal with the mess of hair and uneven lines around the back of your neck and behind the ears?


 No.52035

>>52018

Well then you can do the cooking and I'll do the eating and we can both be happy.


 No.52036

>>52029

He'd be rolling in his grave


 No.52037

>>52033

are these actual translations or a joke?


 No.52038

>>52025

Meatbake is what I'd call it. You should be able to find a bread-loaf tin pretty easily.


 No.52039

>>52026

Why did you post that, now I have to sleep with the night light on


 No.52040

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>52039

You should get a Joey's World Tour 3D Lamp. woo woo woo.


 No.52041

>>52037

It's real, but there's a lot of debate over how much of it is a conspiracy, giving nutters a camera to make the middle-east look worse.


 No.52042

>>52032

I've got a craving for rollmops now.


 No.52043

>>52042

>rollmops

I remember someone mentioning those on a chan some time in the past couple of years. Was that you? Which board were we on then?


 No.52044

>>52034

I don't. I can't see that part though.


 No.52045

Haven't cried in years


 No.52046

>>51923

You're a bit of an exhibitionist imo


 No.52047

>>52043

Maybe the aus/pol/ threads on 4chan but I mention them now and then wherever i go.


 No.52048

>>52044

>I can't see that part

everyone else can. You can't go to a job interview with a hairy nape.


 No.52050

>>52046

He's sort of ballsy imo, he was doing it before the lull on /aus/ like 2-3 years ago


 No.52051

>>52050

I cannot relate to him without a black rectangular box that obstructs his eyes.


 No.52052

>>52051

I have one of those on my soul.


 No.52053

>>52052

Have a wank +/ goon


 No.52054

>>52052

prove it


 No.52055

File: 4c6f593ff4e1f3b⋯.png (6.15 KB, 225x225, 1:1, download (2).png)

>>51923

What a glorious executive mane


 No.52056

>>52045

same tbh, not since my last dog died


 No.52057

>>52056

Are you depressed?


 No.52058

>>52057

No, feels very strange that girls cry like once or twice a month. I haven't in years, I wonder if girls get happier from positive feels more though or if it's the same but they just get more stressed/emotional when shit hits the fan and cry cry?


 No.52059

>>52058

Girls are just far more emotional


 No.52060

>tfw emotional


 No.52061

>>52056

your dog deserved to die


 No.52062

>>52061

A disgraceful remark.


 No.52063

How many possible neets have you spotted recently? Do you feel you have a neet-radar? This afternoon at cole's I saw a guy wearing tracksuit pants, who's hair was overdue for a cut by about 6 months, and overdue for washing by about 6 weeks, and instantly thought 'my fellow neet'.


 No.52064

I do not look up very often when I am out.


 No.52065

I make eye contact frequently when I go out.


 No.52066

>>52061

An extremely foul obiter dictum


 No.52067

>>52063

I really have no clue tbh, I'm not sure if I can identify with traditional bogan dole bludgers, us NEETs are different.


 No.52068

>>52067

We have a refined culture.


 No.52069

>>52061

Odorous, spiteful sentiment.


 No.52070

>>52061

I hope you spill most of your goon.


 No.52071

File: bde7b34669bc6c5⋯.png (112.74 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1521841154487.png)

Really need to end my executive era.


 No.52072

>>52067

Yes we are a different type of NEET to your bogan bludger. We are more depressed and introspective than them. We feel our shame more deeply.


 No.52074

>>52031

The poo will come when it's ready, you can't rush these things


 No.52075

>10% of monthly cap remaining

>half the month to go

Oi I'm buggered.

>>52071

Look into just eating a shitload of frozen veggies. Fills you right up and the kj content is fuck-all.


 No.52076

>>52071

What's so bad about being an executive?


 No.52077

>>52071

Your nothing but a traitor, the skeles won't take you


 No.52078

>>52075

>eating a shitload of frozen veggies

What a chore. You would get no pleasure at all from that.


 No.52079


 No.52080

>>52078

Throw some salt on it or whatever. Veggies aren't tofu or anything nasty, they've still got a taste, and it's not like you have to eat a bucket to prevent over-indulging.


 No.52081

>>52076

I want to lose my virginity.


 No.52082

>>52079

Have a wank


 No.52083

>>52072

Yeah I remember back on /aus/ someone referred to them as "Aggressive day NEETs", us NEETs are much more quite and introverted.


 No.52084

>>52083

in otherwords, niggers


 No.52085

>>52081

Go see an escort.


 No.52086

>>52085

What if they turn me away for being an executive?


 No.52087

>>52081

You can lose your virginity while committing manslaughter if you become CEO sized. Then you can just hide her under the mattress and keep feeling everyone you need to take a shower. They'll believe you because a CEO sized NEET never lies.


 No.52088

>>52086

the fuck is an exec?


 No.52089

>>52088

An upper class NEET


 No.52090

>>52089

and a virgin? doesnt compute


 No.52091

>>52086

No, they deal with all kinds of people.


 No.52092

>>52090

Are u close to entering a goon coma?


 No.52093

File: 233c0be3037b791⋯.jpeg (199.85 KB, 1024x1364, 256:341, f24f2a7d15a1fccf3afb5eaf4….jpeg)

>>52088

The CEO of neets. Master and commander. Alpha neet.


 No.52094

>>52093

Big big boi


 No.52095

>>52093

disgusting, how can anyone be that fat?


 No.52096

>>52095

*beautiful, how can anyone be that powerful


 No.52097

Funny thing, when I was a borderline executive, I was getting a massage from an asian escort, she commented on my fat ass and said how she enjoyed massaging it and how it jiggled, she even gave me a cheeky spank when she finished.


 No.52098

>>52093

TFW Im a skele


 No.52099

>>52096

My theory is that he ate several other executive sized neets, becoming a super-executive. It's a dog eat dog world.


 No.52100

>>52061

ban please?


 No.52101

>>52097

it's so you'd come back and give them more money you stupid fat ass


 No.52102

>>52101

I know. I never came back


 No.52103

>>52099

don't you mean a doggy dog world?


 No.52104

>>52093

See the skeles behind him tremble in fear?


 No.52105

>>52097

There was a fat guy who got made into a video on efukt like that called Korn he was into bukkake but could never get hard for the scenes and only once out of so many scenes was able to eventually cum on the girl. The woman's actually had to work him through the steps on his own, porn directors often told him to sit in the corner and wank until he got hard again. He wanted to expand his porn career and met a director who got this fat chick to dominate him. She liked his ass so much, she fucked him with dildo. You better careful of your ass, is my point because someone might tap your potential one day.


 No.52106

>>52102

why not just masturbate instead of lowering yourself to having sex with disgusting gooks?


 No.52107

>>52103

okay, a neet-eat-neet world then


 No.52108

>>52105

That's hilarious, sadly I am no longer an executive so I don't think anyone will be interested in my ass.

>>52106

Because I enjoy asian women.


 No.52109

I should just the fuck up and start eating one meal a day.


 No.52110

>>52106

asian women are consistently the nicest women i meet


 No.52112

>>52110

>>52108

asians have no soul, they put on a smile to get your dollars

no wonder this country is fucked


 No.52113

>>52104

They are tossed aside like fluttering paper in a gale. The very ground shakes with his passage.

Requesting a meme of "The Virgin Skelly vs The Chad Executive"


 No.52115

>>52108

Here is the video. It's a good laugh and a half:

https://efukt.com/21054_CORN:_BEYOND_BUKKAKE.html

Do not watch while eating and what can be seen cannot be unseen


 No.52116

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 No.52123

A few posts left here still.


 No.52125

Dan


 No.52126

Murphy's




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