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There were some gilded youths that sat along the barber's wall.

Their eyes were dull, their heads were flat, they had no brains at all;

To them the barber passed the wink, his dexter eyelid shut,

"I'll make this bloomin' yokel think his bloomin' throat is cut."

And as he soaped and rubbed it in he made a rude remark:

"I s'pose the flats is pretty green up there in Ironbark."

A grunt was all reply he got; he shaved the bushman's chin,

Then made the water boiling hot and dipped the razor in.

He raised his hand, his brow grew black, he paused awhile to gloat,

Then slashed the red-hot razor-back across his victim's throat:

Upon the newly-shaven skin it made a livid mark -

No doubt it fairly took him in - the man from Ironbark.

OLD >>50607


>tfw depressed



cheer up.


I'm holding up pretty well slow OP


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Here's the whole poem, that you should all know off by heart tbh.



Fuck those faggots.

Australia for Australians.



I watched Thor Ragnarock

Meh, it was ok



>Is it the skin that's itching? Pinch some of it and roll it between your fingers, it's safer that way and is really good at relieving the itch too.

It has gone away now, but I'll keep this in mind when it comes back.


>What drink did you get?

I got a strawberry shake.



Is maccas the place doing the kitkat milkshake? That sounds nice.



That is hungry jacks, should have got that to be honest.



I'm still keen on trying the fiery Angus, I haven't been to Macca's in at least a year



Fiery Angus is god tier, so is the hash brown angus.



What do you use to make your phone vids to webm?


Hello NEETs.

Why are there two #69 generals?



Happens pretty often, two NEETs make a gen at the same time.

How's things Hans?


Went out with some mates today and planned on getting fucked up but one of them couldn't handle their shrooms and was completely ape mode for about 3 hours so I looked after him instead of getting hammered. and you know what this guy afterwards doesn't even have the guts to say thank you to me for not letting him die or break everything in the house even after I asked him to say it. I wasted my whole day babysitting this stupid fuck of an ape and he didn't even appreciate it all. Next time you can just go ahead, break everything and hurt yourself because you're an asshole and don't deserve my friendship and empathy

At least I can have my goon now but this just leaves a sour taste in my mouth.



Good on you for doing it though, was it his house? Make him sit next time.



We were at a park at first but went back to his place because he started saying he was having a bad trip. An hour or so from there he is completely incoherent and trying to break or touch everything and everyone, saying random words or phrases.

He had a bad trip on lsd at another mates place as well and I am especially pissed because I spent 45 minutes talking him out of a thought loop.

He said thank you for that but begrudgingly, he said he didn't need me. Well next bad trip you won't mate.




I don't know as I have never uploaded things direct from my phone. 8chan accepts .mp4 as well so if it outputs that it should upload.



That thread is now sleeping with the fishes.

- Cheesecake



Some cunts can't gandle shit. If that isn't the first time I'd say you've done more than enough and not do anything with him again. That sort of shit ruins your time as well.



The fabled Gen destroyer.



Ah, I thought you were the NEET who uploaded the burger webm recently.




Does this bloke consistently have bad trips?

I feel like psychs are not for everyone and you should just leave them the fuck alone if they fuck your shit up. He does seem like a bit of a cunt but could just be fried out from that trip and embarrassed. Hopefully he thanks you in retrospect. Had a friend have the most fucked up psychotic break on synthetic weed we brought from the adult shop when all the weed guys in town were dry.



Just wanted to draw some attention to it, wouldn't want BO to get mad at our disorganization.

>how's things

Thanks for asking.

Pretty good, its getting warmer here and I started to leave the house more often again. Lying in bed right now, enjoying the privilege of getting up when I want to.

How are you?



He has a super high weed tolerance from daily smoking and is a complete addict even if he won't admit it.

He has an attitude but I've been mates with him forever and just learned to deal with it over time. But there's a time when he has to stop thinking about his own feelings and consider what others are feeling. I'm just pissed today I guess things will go back to normal tomorrow and nothing will come from this. I have introspected more than him on this trip and I was sober.



Thats good, I can now start my day knowing that NEETcentral is organized, as it should be.



>I have introspected more than him on this trip and I was sober.

that made me laugh. Some people really don't get it and see it like a party/fun drug.



It's starting to get cooler, I still haven't flicked the pilot light on the heater on yet but will do in the next month probably. Day light savings is messing with my routine a bit. I'm not bad otherwise.



cheers fam, I don't know if I spoke to one or two different neets but I needed to vent so thanks for responding. I think I'll just get him some pingas and watch the fat fuck dance.



Daylight saving time in australia hurts my head. I'm glad to live in a one time zone nation



Why do you hang out with an executive?



I'm an executive too. it's past your bed time skele


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Gonna start playing this rhythm game throughout the weekend.



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Just had a late night wank


morning NEETs







Morning gentlemen. What's on for today?



Nothing at all today.


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I spent years of precious neet savings on a high end nvidia card, so I could try making deepfake face swapping porn videos. But I can't get the fucking thing to work, and most the time my pc won't boot up, which is making me realise just how addicted I am to the internet.


Good plan



>I spent years of precious neet savings on a high end nvidia card, so I could try making deepfake face swapping porn videos.

A poor decision.



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せえの… Good morning NEETs!!



Good morning Karen.



ohayoo karen!


>A poor decision.

Good decision making is a bannable offence on ausneet



Morning, Karen.

It's good to have some consistency in this crazy world each morning.


Apparently this might've been youtube shooter



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Good morning friends.







Good morning NEETs. Just got back from walking Doggo. Too many normies out there.



They feel like they own the streets, be careful out there around them.



I can't wait to have some bush land of my own so I can just walk the boundary of my own property each day and see nothing but wildlife. No more normies.



Do they say hello to you when you walk by?


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This is about making painkillers from sea snail venom


But the cool thing was this video.



Sometimes. I usually say hello myself unless I am in a really bad mood and then I don't even look up.

I don't like encountering them but I like to present myself as well-mannered and a person who values community friendliness.



Nature is interesting but it can be depressing because you realise what psychopaths all animals are and how meaningless and cruel their lives are and then you realise the same is probably true for humans.


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Who's he referring to when he says certain websites or people? Cuckchan? BB /misc/? Alt-right twitter?


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So what is the consensus on all those teach English in Asia jobs?

I feel if you got South Korea/Japan it'd be better than China or Thailand etc. but I'm still not sure. They have such little requirements surely for a reason (Can't get anyone else to go).

The pay doesn't seem that bad given the cost of living but I am sure you get jewed with a million and one things and I know apparently your status as a foreign english teacher is basically less than a NEET.

Just curious if anyone ever went through the steps in applying what they thought.

Back to the job sites for me, I have been trying LinkedIn lately just browsing the first 3 pages before it asks me to make an account + Seek, I have found Indeed to be full of spam.



This is he first and last time I will watch this guy.

>just be yourself

You can get that advice from your mummmybot.



I cannot believe that /pol/ has become so degenerate it allows roasties to post. Is nothing sacred anymore?



People watch him for his meme food reviews. As a philosopher and life coach he is pretty shit. He is a complete mess himself and not in a position to give advice to anyone.



that's the joke



Jokes are supposed to be funny.




i try to have fun on here, i try to post something nice, and all of you freaks brutally piss all over me. Im done



You need a degree at a minimum or demonstrated strong English proficiency that they recognise. The pay depends on what agency you are signed up with and where you are working (major cities probably cost more, but are probably more foreigners friendly). If you have any more questions, I can try to answer them when I get back from helping family. I have not taught overseas but can help provide you with some advice.



Hahah I get it now.



We are the freakyNEETs


>tfw brutally pissing all over people



Good morning, glad you made it back unharmed (at least physically).


The new parts for my toilet are being delivered today. I hope I can install them without fucking everything up.



Yeah I have both, might be fun for 6 months but I'd hate to have to do it for years on end.

Seems pretty shit compared to life in Australia once the novelty of it all worn off but I bet asian kids are better well behaved and it's not like the mess it is in Australian primary schools.



I wonder how the doggo views walkies. Does he think "Hey, I'm taking my human for some exercise everyday, and he's starting to look leaner and healthier already".

Or maybe the doggo sees himself as a soldier on patrol, the moment he puts on the leash and walks out the front door his testosterone levels surge and ready him for violent confrontation.


You're not going anywhere. Noone ever escapes the crab bucket my friend.


I prefer to think of us as jizzing all over people. And in a somewhat domineering, but not necessarily brutal manner.



My drain is blocked again, less than 2 weeks after getting a plumber to clear it (costing $325). SA Water are going to come and fix it today apparently.


Fuck this website's retarded posting problems



>SA Water

What is their policy for where their responsibility for something begins, and what is a private responsibility you need to sort out yourself with a plumber?



After I relayed the story to the lady on the phone today, she said to always call them first if you suspect it's a blockage on the main wastewater line.

They won't touch blocked sinks and showers and stuff, only the main pipe into and out of your property.



So they will fix it for you even if the blockage is on your property?



Yes. We pay enough for water each quarter, the least they can do is unblock your turd pipe.



Sing out for advice if you want me to help you break this one too.



>how the doggo views walkies

like a chad sussing out competition and sniffing out stacies.


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In GIMP how do you make it so just one slide shows at a time?



That's interesting, i thouht it was your problem if it was on your property but they do it all if if its off.



My poor doggo no longer has his testes unfortunately.



IF you open that gif in GIMP all the layer names are probably something like layer #n (XXms)(combine), the XXms is the timing and the combine is the frame's behaviour with regard to the frames below. Make the latter thing (replace) instead of (combine) and it'll do what you want.



As I understand it, even if the blockage is in the easement on their side, they still have to snake it from your inspection point anyway.








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Thanks, lets see if this worked



I used ffmpeg as Sony Vegas doesn't support webm, but considering that mp4's are accepted here (I didn't know) in future I probably won't bother converting.


Clean stove here, I got my bond back finally, $891. I made the bitch take a screen shot of the payment and send it to me. I still am mates with the bloke, he told me he got a new job, full time and he's on decent money now which is good for him, that makes three of my friends now with stable careers which is a little unsettling to me tbh. I'm just a casual at a shit place to work still.



You are not doing so badly mate. Just look at some of us sad cunts here.



>I still am mates with the bloke

That's great to hear. I was a bit worried you were going to burn a bridge when that wasn't necessary.



This is good news. You're still living with your sister I take it? How's that going?



the goon is fine today



What is this? I don't have the data to click any vids.





Don't feel bad about not having a "Stable career" it's a complete meme.



Yeah, it was just a shitty situation that happened between us



The man from Ironbark, it's a poem by Banjo Patterson.



There are limited opportunities for stable careers these days. Mostly just in the racing industry now. The combustion engine and the motorcar really fucked things up.


Morning big stinky cunts



It's going fine, she's living with her partner that lives a short drive away, I have the flat to myself


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>friend kicks you out of sharehouse to appease roastie

>Still mates



Good morning sweet smelling cutie.


is my cat a furry? it wears a fur suit all day and generally acts like a retard




Worst post this board has ever seen.



Are you sure? There is some very stiff competition.



Depends on if you dress up, become a freak and brutally piss all over it.


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>tfw doggo's fursuit is getting dirty and starting to smell but he refuses to take it off, so I pull it off him to wash it and now he's playing dead



people are giving and receiving Respect at incredible speeds … and it is all thanks to the humble computer chip



What an odd comment


A very grim poem, though Waltzing Matilda is a bout a guy that offs himself.


Time to get nekkid



>tfw such a freak you brutally piss all over yourself



>A very grim poem

He doesn't cut his throat. The man from Ironbark just couldn't handle the banter.



Shut the fuck up



>though Waltzing Matilda is a bout a guy that offs himself.


where the fuck does it say that



AS the rozzers come for him the guy says fuck that you won't take me alive and jumps into the billabong.



He drowns himself rather than getting caught by the cops.




>job seeker appointment in an hour or so.



i must have outright forgotten that bit whoa



Good luck mate.


Lots of rowdy NEETs this morning, drinking too much red cordial I presume.



Red cordial and fairy bread I'm off my tits.


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The goon helps my investigative powers. I'm trying to solve the mystery of Erol Tokcan's murder. ErolLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!



Each selfie he took captured part of his soul until eventually there was nothing left and his body expired.



sorry for this narky post dogneet


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Having a cuppa


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I'm getting a bit excited.



I hope he sics his dog onto your narky arse



That must've been another dogNEET, I was off listening to this and having an irish jig in the shower



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I was listening to this actually, I just put that other one on. Didn't want some wanker talking over the top of it


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They're a bit fucking good.

Anyway, I'm off to the job seeker.



Good luck. don't do an Irish jig on the pedals when driving.



who is this inbred


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Goon, beer or cheap spirits? Which is the choice of the wise drinker? And don't say 'none' - nobody here is that wise.



Beer and whisky.


>tfw depressed


A question that has been bothering me is do you NEETs watch sport?



I used to but I gave it up around the same time I threw out my TV. It all just seemed so silly and designed for dumb people.



i google the results but big burly men running into each other at 50k an hour doesn't do it for me




Tennis mainly, and the odd cricket match





Interesting. I am really getting annoyed with all the sport betting ads now their is way too much. Tennis is good i love watching the Australian Open.



I normally ignore these posts, but I feel exactly the same way right now. I'm gonna try a moderate amount of alcohol and watching some trash tier tv, like carl munck or ancient aliens.


Sport is for normies. And why does this question bother you?



Am i a normie for liking sport?


>tfw too depressed to leave the house and buy goon

What do neets? Is this how neets die, unable to even leave the house to suck on the nourishing teat of a silvery goon sack?


>tfw left the oven on for 12 hours

I hope I don't get raped by a massive electricity bill



Be grateful that your house didn't burn down m8.



This process is indeed known as neet-death. Soon you'll be reflecting on your alcoholism and lack of effort, shortly after you'll have gathered enough sober energy to get a job and from there you'll sail into the employment sunset. The neet reborn as a wagie.


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watching ancient aliens - this is a terrible thing to do while sober - spoiler it turns out that the british royal family are actually aliens


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what did he mean by this

i expect rampant homo oscar to not be terribly sympathetic to the woes of ordinary people but did he really say that



I would interpret as a joke not at the working classes' expense, but as sympathetic to them in the vein of "ey fuck all this work, ey?"


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which are we all?



I'm a good boy.



Robot is the closest fit for me.



I'm just kind of a bitch.


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<play ty the tasmanian tiger




I'm an anime schoolgirl trapped inside the body of an unemployable obese autistic neckbeard




I'm a Japanese Idol trapped in inside the body of an fat autistic neckbeard



I like watching footy and V8's but I dont have tele so I usually just watch he big games/races once or twice a year


>tfw depressed executive



>tfw fat autistic neckbeard trapped inside an outgoing sociable chad



must be rough


I replaced the toilet cistern. The operation was a complete success. The silence in there now is very disconcerting. I had become used to the toilet's constant hiss.



It can be your meditation room now.



By elevating my feet on the toilet stool I would be able to get more blood-flow to my brain while meditating. Expect incredible mental achievements to follow. You will not even recognise my posting any more. I will seem like a being from another planet.


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As long as you are only letting the bad energy go in through your lower chakra and nothing else



My lower chakra is tight as a drum and guarded vigilantly. Nothing is getting in there ever again I promise you.


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>tfw no gf


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You will not reach true enlightenment with that attitude.

Open your self up to reach your full potential.



Would you really want a gf that's a cam whore whop has been posted on 4chan?



Once I get my Kundalini Powers the world is going to pay for what it has done to me.





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>make a site

>within a day, multiple emails from pajeets advertising web design

Their powers are fearsome.



>Their powers are fearsome.

Did you not go for private (privacy protection) whois option? Every time I registered a site years ago, the fear of people contacting me and knowing who I was overwhelming so I paid $15 each year to have the companies information in leui of my own contact details.



Isn't this impossible? I thought you always had to have whois up.


>tfw been living off party pies and sausage rolls and cornetto ice creams for a few days

My obesity cannot be stopped



Whois cloaking is a thing that exists.



I was being an absolute cheapskate when I was going for plans, so it's really on me, but the whole site at the moment is just being used for fucking about and isn't advertised at all so I didn't think I'd get contacted.



You are out of control.



No you can choose to have the whois data point to the hosting company rather than you personally. The hosting company needs to have your info though, and they will give it out if a court orders it.




Drumsticks are better. Cornetto has that same awful-tasting sugared up fake ice cream as the Viennetta (more garbage).



Yeah, this guy's got it. Tried one of those $2 oreo cornettos, not worth the packaging it was put in.


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Don't let the jelly skellies get to you. You're the man they wish they could be.



Just checked the freezer, it is indeed drumsticks I've been eating, their on special for 4 bucks a box at coles atm


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>tfw severely impressed

My NEET days are coming to an end. I have been offered work that I have accepted sorry for the vagueness, but I do not want to be too specific

Thanks for your support and advice over the last six months or so of NEETing here and on /aus/, I have enjoyed the NEET discussions that continues to develop. My long posting will not be as frequent, but I will try my best to check in on the Gen and respect the NEET hierarchy. I will not forget my NEET life that has been on and off for several years broken up by education, but this recent block of being a NEET is coming to a close. I wish you all the best and will continue to post for the next couple of days but wanted to say goodbyes in advanced when I do drop off the radar. I do care about you all and wish you the best for your future if that be waging or NEETing Whatever makes you comfy



Good luck. I hope you prosper in employment.



Congratulations mate. Well done.



Good work. I hope you enjoy your new job.





Thank you, we can all make it. Even if it's not the exact position we want, a foot in the door to get the meme of experience will help later on.



Eyyy, good work, bud.


If nothing else, the meme of it being much easier to get a job when you already have a job, isn't a meme.



Congrats, I would not worry about being doxxed or anything - surely you can give us a little insight?

Either way well done, you'll always be welcome back here to post. We have a really good community here.



>it being much easier to get a job when you already have a job, isn't a meme.

Thank you, I emailed my one of my referees thanking them and that's what they said. I have never really been employed and I was upfront about it, but I really researched the company in depth crawling their website for information about everything. They said that it scored highly in the interview and that helped me land the position because it shows I had passion and interest to be part of their organisation.


>surely you can give us a little insight?

It's in education, I do not want to be too specific because even though I have accepted the job I have not signed the contract that it's my position yet.



Thank you, I forgot to add that part.



Good on you buddy, wish you the very best.


>tfw hot, depressed and sweaty



>It's in education

Watch out for teacherhatingNEET

That's fantastic work though, good to hear going the extra mile researching their org. payed off.




I went to high school once


might do some cleaning tomorrow, room is quite dusty and clothes need to be hung up.






For me it was High school, college wasn't even invited to the university sessions at high school on how to get in so this become my pathway after getting no offers and then university. University helped me open up, relax and become more confident in myself I am still fairly reclusive but as bad as I was. I recommend higher education as tafe/university if it helps you improve yourself.


Pepe on my wrist. Pepe on my wrist.




Yeah, talk dirty to me, neeto


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Sometimes I don't wipe my ass after I do a poo.


hi neets, hope today isn't too gay



Doesn't it have a funky feel to it when you sit down?



>too gay

I hope you have a happy day.


>>51 578

I like the eel of wet bathers.



I am not enjoying these 504 errors, why is this happening. Is this from the new Spanish board from 8ch twotter page update that is crushing the bandwidth available?


my right wrist is a fucking shit show. i have an ergo keyboard but prefer couching and laptop so like, my wrist dies more and more every day.

what do you neetos do for fucked up carpletunnel hand fuckery



Did you break your wrist because you were NEETing in the kitchen?



that is too much effort


nah i have played guitar and piano and drums since i was 12 and guitar especially fucks your wrist up if you're a self taught didlo baggins like me

anyone have some real remedies? i use like a tension dicksleeve thingo and it seems to help but fuck me. it feels like its going to fall off sometimes



I have a mouse pad with a raised section to rest my hand on. It was disgusting how dirty it got before I threw it out scraping your finger nails across it filled them with black shit My set up is fairly ergonomically in how I am sitting and how I see the screen for my desktop. I had a horrible slouch for years and said is enough is enough. I built a wooden device to raise my monitor and bought a executive chair since I shit down for so long. My posture has greatly improved as a result.

Though I do not perform many repetitive and restrictive movements through the day that make anything particular worse than it is.


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Get one of those padded mousepads mate. Helped with my issues. If it persists you might need to see a doctor and/or physio.



Have you seen a physiotherapists? They may be able to provide you with strategies, products and relief.


Yep but a plain black one from China. They cost a dollar and a bit on eBay with free postage so I bought several. Would have gotten a picture one but they cost several dollars and I had a tight budget. Once they get that dirty they will go in the bin without thought. I do not think I could do that to a pepe.




yeah those mouse pads are good. I do use it when im at my desk. problem is i like comfy couch laptop times (nipple mouse and squishy keyboard).

suppose i have to change


yeah standing desks are amazing, but yeah, so is the couch


physios are retarded, maybe the doc. Maybe that carpal tunnel keyhole surgery thingo would fix it


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Are you serious.

I'm right fucking here. I didn't have any headphones on. What.




Something weird is going on.



yeah thats code for "can't be fucked today, cya tomorrow"


I don't know how to hate boomers any more than i already do. their constant need to compare and constant judgement, as well as an attitude that it was 'so hard' for them.


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>tfw not a yoga instructor




yeah my replys are posting but i hit a html error and the text stays in the box…

that coupled with 504 errors.. hmm..

man in the middle?



do you want #metoo campaigns?

because thats how you get #metoo campaigns



>yeah standing desks are amazing, but yeah, so is the couch

Mine is a sitting test, I just made a box to raise my monitor as I kept looking down at it by raising it by ~20cm and my neck just slouched forward. My spine was absolutely fucked on how far forward it moved forward before I made a change. I could just feel certain parts of it when applying pressure


Make a complain, if they do the same, escalate the complaint. Australia Post is only going to improve if the flood of complains gets bigger. They cannot ignore the problem then.


>fucking boomers

I am pretty sure that they are paying only a minimum wage. A laborer who is strong can get paid $300 cash a day. A half qualified with some experience and strength guy could get $200-250 cash a day. The problem is they are not offering a decent wage for hard work, if they have a working farm that is bringing in money and only requires one worker they need to offer more. If that more is onsite accommodation with utilities excluding food I doubt they would have a difficulty finding a worker.



Forget pussy instructing, I wish I could do that kind of stretching. Looks like it'd be the equivalent of a blowjob for your back.



>My spine was absolutely fucked

I mean this was in regards to a part on my neck, not on my back. I couldn't really feel it…



and a blowjob for your dick since you'd be able to reach it


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This man lives in the future.



Godspeed, NEET alumnus.



Are you in Sydney too?








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Yes, what the fuck happened to autumn? this heat is shit.


I am entered in the Powerball tonight. This could be my time.



Better shout us all a goon if you win.



Well bantered with that cheeky anime reference



Thanks my mum said I was an unfunny faggot.



*till kidney failure induced goon


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Soon NEETo, Soon..



Tell her to have a wank



I will shout you all a stay in a rehab centre to get you off the nasty goon, weed, Pasito, whatever it is you are destroying your bodies with.



I'll be praying that you win.


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Before she started using make-up, I didn't used to fap to Marzgurl.



I didn't either and still don't



That's going to create a lot of narky posting when everyone is withdrawing from their vices. I'll be wishing you win.


Might hit up kfc



Explosive diarrhoea



dirty bird




Mate, you're taking that banter a bit too far.



learn to self suck - that'll take some of the strain off


Do any of you guys have a gf at the moment?



Several. AMA.



I am going to start lobbying for images of rotten teeth and diabetes amputations to be put on all Kirks cans.



I was just thinking about it, I've gone about 50 days without a soft drink. That's 1/7 of a year.

That's 1/46th of my life. I think. I'm not great at maths.



I have a waifu



Have you lost weight?



I don't think so but maybe a little bit. I'm not that big anyhow, only 70kg.



You are not good at math unless you are six years old.


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I even used a calculator. Looking at that now, I'm not sure what I was trying to work out.

I told you guys that you can't fake being a brainlet.



Looks like you confused days and months.



That's been a common thing for hours.



>for hours.

I meant years.



If you are 27 go 27 times 365 which equals 9855 divide by 50 which equals 197 so it has been 1/197th of your life.



Thank you kind mathNEET.


I play videogames and all that happens is I feel worse.



Tried wanking while playing to unlock Edge Master achievement?


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When I'm at work I go to the restroom a couple of times every hour and edge. When I get home to my videotaped collection of Nigella Bites episodes, I can produce up to four tablespoons of jizz.


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I'm going to take a tip from possum and try and read before bed, I bought these two books when I was in Dunsborough about a year ago. I read most of the Henry Lawson one on the flight back but haven't opened the Eureka one til now, was surprised to see the date of the first edition, was made a year after it happened so hopefully it's not as romanticised but it may be brown nosing the cops and making the miners look like evil crooks.



Nigella got old. I was a bit sad to see a recent pic of her. MILFNEET won't mind though.



Is that what feminists mean when they call neets 'edgelords'?



Real Australiana right there. Appreciation for that sort of thing is dying out now sadly.


Are you not meant to mention how much you earn?

At work guys working at another company asked whether it was true that my company pays the lowest wages in the industry and when I told them how much I make they went mum. Even my autistic self could tell that they were feeling uncomfortable and they wouldnt tell me how much they made or what the industry average was.

Did I spill spaghetti again?



Yes. Wage comparisons are probably more of a social faux par than mentioning that you're a neo-nazi.



Yeah normies do not like talking about that stuff. It is considered rude to ask or even talk about it at all.



Don't mind at all, you can't have sophistication without experience.


I was surprised to find them there. It was sort of a hippy festival thing with wine and cheese, candles and healing crystals. I think i bought the both of them for $15




Well maybe the faggots shouldnt have brought it up in the first place




>implying there's only one MILFNEET.



Reading before sleep every night has really helped me get to sleep a lot quicker when I turn the light out. I used to lie awake for at least an hour. The reading is very calming. I don't know if you have that problem or not.



Lets trade mummybots for a week.



There are going to be a lot of those sort of books on the second-hand market as the older generation dies and their things get sold. It is very sad to see.



Yeah I normally play phone games that I don't particularly like but it's better than just laying there thinking.



>laying there thinking

There is nothing worse. My brain always gives me discomforting thoughts and old memories which upset me. I need to distract myself.

I think it is the need to distract myself with fantasies in my mind that has made me such a mentally interesting person.



I'm glad my dad introduced (forced) me into a lot of that sort of stuff. If he didn't I doubt I'd have a connection with our culture. It's like noone cares and it's hidden from us.

I rang him yesterday and he said he was reading a book about Lasseter.



At some places it can also be a sacking offense to divulge your salary to another person in the same company. Employers hate it when employees do it because people start getting shitting and trying to get raises to match their colleagues.



My Dad was a cunt but he had a lot of those sort of books. I remember reading stuff like I Can Jump Puddles when I was young. I used to have the complete works of Banjo Paterson too.

If you don't find it in old books you could live your whole life in this country without ever understanding anything about our past other than the bullshit lefty propaganda about what a shit hole it used to be until it was rescued by progressivism in the 1960s.



Yeah I'm not that retarded, I only mentioned it because they were working at a different company and I was interested in moving if they were paid a lot more.

Bunch of fags, basically asking how much I make while not telling me how much they make.


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Just had

Large Wagyu beef burger meal

A mcdouble

Chicken Aoli wrap

1 caramel sundae

24 nuggets

I should be shot



Yeah that was shitty of them. Next time you're put in that position insist the person asking reveals theirs first.



Are you executive sized?

Or should I ask how executive sized are you?



>discomforting thoughts

My latest tormenting thought that keeps reoccurring is my dog dying. He's a bit old but he's not in real bad health but I keep thinking about it.



What did all that set you back?



Yeah I have been thinking about that quite a bit lately. Doggo turned ten this year.



Over 40


Slowly reforming exec

Worst binge and purge I have had in a long time


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>Real Australiana

iktf, I miss what there use to be.


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>Over 40

Forty dollars? Forty fucking dollars? For gods sake.




Hopefully most of it will get put into private collectors instead of just thrown out.

What happens when the boomers and old people die? I know financial assets are usually split between the children and very rarely grandchildren, but does all leftover physical belongings just get chucked?

I should really attend more suburban garage sales, I bet there is some good stuff out there.



I'm on the DSP with a decent savings neet egg




You threw it up?



>but does all leftover physical belongings just get chucked?

I bet a lot of people would just hire a skip and chuck it all in.




tfw childhood dog died a few years ago

still haven't fully got over it, don't think I'll get a dog again tbh



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Do you do that often?



>complete works of Banjo Paterson too.

Sweet, when I first met and started living with my dad (i was 9) he had a videotape of Banjo's poems with little videos that went with them that I used to watch a fair bit.

He put a tele in my room and a VHS so I could fall asleep to it.

Funny you should say about the lefty stuff, I used to bait people with the stockade saying it was the best example of class warfare and the proletariat seizing the means.

It sort of was, not really seizing but still.

There's a book that I've read the first half/third of a couple times but I cant seem to stick it out with books like I used to any more called The Kingdom of Shylock

That's pretty eye opening, or it was for me anyway.

This is a link to it if you're interested.




Not that to that extent in terms of sheer amount of food but probably twice a week on average.

>tfw bulimic?





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>Over 40

As bad as the dominojew


too sick to drink goon i swear it rots your gut


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I'm just a skeleNEET

On the imageboard of broken feels



That's part of what it's about. They were on the first fleet and they own all our banks.



>Kingdom of Shylock

I will take a look at it mate. It looks up my alley.



>tfw bulimic?

Yes it sounds like you are and it concerns me.



What should I do?



The correct term is pickled. Goon pickles your organs so you can be preserved for generations to come as a fine specimen.




Talk to your GP about it and get a referral to specialist help.



Have you thought about joining up with the skelly resistance?



Please seek help with physiologist who can help you before you lose all your teeth. You can change, I believe in you.



I joined up with a gym instead.




I will do that if I can't stop on my own.


I might move to Melbourne to live with my mummybot who also wants to move there for her new work.

What are the cheapest suburbs that are green and have bush/hills/places for neetwalks and aren't feral? I won't be going into the city and mummybot works from home some days

any melbourneNEETs help me out?



Please make change if it occurring frequently. I know you can change. Act before any damage is long lasting. Teeth are a bitch to get fixed with cosmetically or it's dentures…


How has everyone been today?



If it was just for you I would recommend a warehouse.



Pretty good, how about you?


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>I Can Jump Puddles

Red Heifer by Frank Dalby Davidson is another great book I read about similar stuff from a similar time.


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Okay NEETs I am off to bed to do my usual reading.

Good night and God bless.



I'm alive, so take that as you will.


One of the best things I got from my prick of a stepfather was all his fantasy novels and the complete works of Banjo Paterson and Henry Lawson.



I have enjoyed many fantasy novels but in the end I think they are not good for a person and I probably would have been better off without them.



Move to a Ringwood Warehouse



All right, things going on



Let mummybot have the upstairs bathroom and NEETo can have a bucket and a dirt floor



If we had his postal address everyone could send him a get well card that his family can read to him.



Sweet dreams treasured NEET



Good night.



Mummybot can sleep in my room.



This, Join us





So what's up with living with Mumbot, don't mean to be mean but is there any reason



Is warehouse code for the dog kennel?



Thank you NEET.


Thank you esteemed NEET.

I'm off.



no we mean warehouse, don't you remember Monk



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Nah, nevermind, I meant if mummybot is living in your room NEETo gets the dog kennel aka warehouse.

It didn't really make sense.

..yes, i think I can recall a NEET named Monk,



I can see him popping Xanax, downing beers and still eating cheap street food with no vegetables. I can see him fucking tinderella getting more dick diseases and swearing at 4:30 am when woken up by Muslim prayers that happens five times a day. I also seem him rocking backwards and forwards when remembering he's over there to study university.





Literally the last I heard of monk was after a Tsunami




Meant to say I saw him last the day before a Tsunami



We need to convene in the council cambers and send out a NEETprayer for him to remember what it's all for, the prophesied strawberry farm and his haram of poojeetas



tbh I hope he came home and got a job with his dad



He'll be fine. I think he's probably gone off the rails a bit. I hope he got his Cenno business under controlled. Paying per minute to wait for Cenno must suck.


It's a shame he never shared his poojeta sex tape imho. That was him, wasn't it?



>That was him, wasn't it?

Nah that was a different NEET who was into scat and farts.






Boom. Finished the review, painting and all for that indie game. Not even 1 day after finishing the game. Not a bad turnaround, if I say so myself.


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The Australian embassy will be there for him when he losses the plot and starts running down the street while yelling about how he's been chinked



That wasn't his last farewell though he hung around a few bit longer




what a poof



Yeah but he was incognito from there on til he got to Indonesia




I was thinking about that as there is a fair few proxy posters here considering he's got a burger flag, chances are he's using a proxy. I wouldn't have a doubt in my mind that is still here but just doesn't reveal that he's here. I don't want to give false hope though but I just have that feeling even though it might not be true



Thank you but what is the link? it just goes to lolicon



I feel that way too, for a bit I thought spergNEET was him



I know he posted from Indonesia

Maybe in the future I'll bother all US IPs


I thought it was late, it's not even 9 yet. Day light savings has messed with my body clock



Good theory, considering his mental health must not be well.


I posted the other day from a Melbourne proxy from private internet access. It came up as a burger flag.



Back in 2008, some NSW guy got caught with Simpsons porn and went to court.


(I have no fucking idea why it's on that board, but that's the only transcript I know of since the official court website deleted it)

I tried to find that transcript by searching the guy's name, and it comes up with a Wikipedia article under his name that just redirects to the Lolicon article.



iktf, I still am waking up super early though which is a nice feel.



>Good theory,

I even said it to him a couple times but he said he was in Melbourne and went to a soccer match and went out with friends so it was probably someone else.



This thread is pretty funny tbh





I remember reading a bit about that case

the bigger question is, why were you on that board?




These posts are pretty funny



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wait.. now I'm fucking it up too


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It's a serious issue.



Seriously why didn't it work?

it looks like there is a number missing. I think /pol/ has had more posts than that,






Come on Anon, I'm neither a cuckold nor female. I found a direct link to that pdf. I haven't touched that board.



That isn't the link i was just testing to see if it was because there was a missing number.

Which there is


Did I just get baited. It feels like I did. You're a tricky fella >>51744




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Goodnight NEETs have a comfy night.



sweet dreams



Good night.


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You gotta admit this pic looks pretty /comfy/ tho.

>tfw no autistic 4/10 weeb gf



He's been on plenty of times. I think he said once he's a canadian.



ok, a couple of select quotes from that transcript:

>Real people can, of course, be fictional

>If I might put this argument in another way, although, in algebra 'n' might stand for any number, it is not a number.

>Thus, I would not accept that a sphere, even if labelled “man” in proximity with another but smaller sphere, labelled “child” could be a “representation” of “persons” within the meaning of the offence. There must be at least some semblance of human form: a mere symbol would not be a representation.

Courts seem like interesting places.



Is that you joining me in this shit

You're making me day, I'd feel bad bullying a retard but then I remember he's probably that cunt in the call center



Yeah, pazza can handle the bantz alright though




Now THAT'S a big stinky neet


>I gave Pazza the address of Mazza T



I don't know if not understanding this makes me a brainlet or not a brainlet.



Run afoul of our Talmudic rules and you go to prison, goy.



Rule 1 of the Talmud: Goys are not allowed to know of our Talmudic rules




Anyone can read it.



It requires some interpretation.







As a jew I find this extremely ``impressive``



>tfw unimpressed


>tfw impressed



>some interpretation.

That's all it is. It's various rabbis and rabbinic councils interpreting the Torah.



The Talmud basically is "Well here are these Religious Laws, how do we skirt around them, in other words how do we Jew G-d"



Every religion has done something similar, the Bible was in Latin for that long because they didn't want the general public "mis-interpreting" the Word.

The Talmud is just the records of them bitching and disagreeing.



Granted the general public really did misinterpret the word

I mean Evangelicalism is fucking retarded



tbh I wish the Catholic church had a book similar to the Talmud so we could see their rationale for getting rid of shit.


Good night friends.



goodnight mate, I'm off to bed as well :)



>The Talmud is just the records of them

kvetching and schwitzing




Night, NEETos.


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That's not nice.


It's probably partly due to the new daylight savings but it seems that more NEETs than ever are going to bed early now.

Around this time it's just the WA NEETs keeping this going and maybe one of the Adelaide NEETs.

I remember last night everyone would stay up to 11-2AM, we really have changed.

I'm pretty much always 10:30-7AM



I was staying up until 11-12 but daylight savings has fucked me up, last night I fell asleep at 9pm.


>tfw too depressed to sleep


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I agree that the pope's behavior here is not nice.



>the catholic church

just another jewish mind control plot to brainwash europe for thousands of years, or a legit religion?



I would say it's half and half.


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Makeup is an act of deception tbh


That feel when no mates


I am back from walking Doggo. It was pretty nice out there. Comfortably warm and a very slight breeze. I am feeling better now.



Great to hear. Good morning. Stay comfy.


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Good morning.



That's just the sun room. Imagine how flash the proper dining room is.


Morning big stinky cunts


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Morning Boys


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Good morning.



I bet the cleaner gets sick of cleaning cum and hair out that.


Morning neets. Another week nearly over. Did you waste it completely, or did you get something out of it?


That actually looks pretty comfy.


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Good morning. I had another quiet week, but that doesn't mean it was a waste.


I didn't win the Powerball last night.



Better luck next time.



I told that ball machine cunt to make sure your numbers came up. I shall be having words with him.


Goodmorning NEETs


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I think I will go back to bed and try and get a couple of hours more sleep.


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Good morning.


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Very comfy pictures.



If I ever own a house, I might turn one room into one of those old-timey smoking rooms. Not to smoke per se, but I like the comfy masculine look of them.



The bridegroom will go inside with a white bedsheet and he has to come out with a red bloodstain on it

Their relatives and members of the village council sit outside the door of the couple's room until the act is complete.

Before the couple enters, the elders sweep the room for any sharp objects that may be used to produce blood.

The bride's bangles are removed so that she can't cut her skin with them.

And there's a time limit.

"Every five to 10 minutes they will keep on knocking and they will keep on asking if you are done with the intercourse

If nothing happens, the elders will go in and encourage the couple to watch porn or instruct them on how to have intercourse.

In case the couple is not in the mindset, or they are not able to go through intercourse, they will even demonstrate to them with a real couple.

"They will send a couple inside and they will do the physical act in front of them, they will show them porn videos.

He's supposed to tell the whole caste council consisting of 150, 200 people that, my 'product' was perfect, my 'product' was pure



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wow, comfy. are you into cabins as well?


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cause i've got a bunch



So if you're a whore, just time your marriage for your period or stick a blood capsule up your cunt hole.


Should I try the lamb wrap from Red Rooster or should I just get a boigah from KFC?


I had a good folder on cabins until my hard drive died.


Thanks for these SlovNEET.


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no problem, i've got a few more but i'll stop for now. save some for another time


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

The future.


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Rise and shine NEETs I hope your morning NEETwalks are good.


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morning Karen



I don't know, it probably won't be as comfy as it seems in the video. The hand will accidentally stab people passing by, it'll leave eggshells and all kinds of inedible junk in the dish and it will probably just miss the bowl as well and you'll end up with half of the ingredients slowly trailing down the counter.


did anyone use it?


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That book I stated reading last night is great, it's the only book written about it from first hand experience. The writer was one of the organisers of the rebellion and was tried, then acquitted of high treason. He went on to become a member in the courts for a short time to represent the miners.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



It seems to learn from "watching" people make it first.

>did anyone use it?

That little nip looks pretty interested





yeah but i doubt it can recognize mistakes and the layout and shape of the material it's working on is always changing too. it probably only really works in the video


what do you like about it beside the subject matter? and if that's pretty much it then how is it written? like a series of stories from his life or a continuous, long story?


well, i'll go sleep now. good night


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> beside the subject matter?

That is what I like the most but I've only just got to the actual book. The first almost quarter of it was an introduction and a recount of events leading up to the rebellion and what happened after.

one of the quotes from the author:

He who buys this book to lull himself to sleep had better spend his money in grog. He who reads this book to smoke a pipe over it, let him provide himself with plenty of tobacco - he will have to blow hard.


There is no flag in old Europe half as beautiful as the Southern Cross

The earnestness of so many faces of all kinds of shape and colour; the motley heads of all size and hair; the shagginess of so many beards of all length and thickness; the vividness of double the number of eyes electrified by the magnetism of the Southern Cross; was one of the grand sights such as are recorded only in the history of "The Crusaders in Palestine."



Night mate.



Looks like a gangrape is about to happen in that picture



30 of them got fucked pretty hard.


What's the plan for today NEETs?


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Nothing at all.



Watching more LoGH except I've already done that

Why did the alliance bother with trying to take over Iserlohn Fortress or engaging it in combat directly? Just shoot a relativistic kill vehicle at it. It's a huge stationary space.



t. brainlet

>I meant space station



The militant brainlet wants to kill all tools of education. Gas the pencils.



Im going to uni



What do you study? How is it all going?


>tfw constantly finding strands of hair everywhere

>tfw have to constantly tie my hair back to eat anything or my hair gets in my mouth

I'm thinking of getting rid of the long hair m8s,



International Studies, its going alright



What kind of career can you get out of that?


It's rather quiet here what is everyone doing?



Invest in a pair of hair clippers, NEET, long hair really isn't worth bothering with at all and just shaving it yourself on the bathroom floor doesn't take long.


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Dicking around with the local post office trying to get my package.

Got it. Decent microphone. Apparently designed in Australia, whatever that means, and here's a comparison of the crappy $20 mic I was using earlier.


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you going to start doing lets plays for us?



I'll leave that realm of possibility to ol' PossumNEET.

I honestly don't like feeling like I'm exploiting my brother NEETs for views or anything.



Good morning mate, sorry I missed you, I went back to bed. You gave me three morning (you)s. thank (you).


and then another four. Truly I am blessed today.


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I do enjoy cabins but I haven't collected as many pictures of them as I should.



80% of the joy and satisfaction is in the process of the making, not the eating. Turning the human being into a creature of pure consumption - having the end products without the work for it - is a massive mistake and a recipe for misery.



Good morning Karen.



I always get depressed being reminded how we can't have nice things and how debased so many people are. I am really starting to hate pornography and the sex obsession that is everywhere and seemingly become more accepted.



I am glad you are enjoying your book mate. It looks really interesting.



What is the author's position on the Chinese Question?



To stay off the goon until at least 10pm tonight


Eating toast



I have pretty much done all I planned for today. I walked the doggo, assembled my new piece of exercise equipment and did my strong lifts. I think I will just stay home and relax for the rest of the day.



Do it, cut that long hair off. I guarantee you look awful with it and you are so used to it you don't realise how bad it looks. But everyone else can see.





Missing another day of work due to illness.

>tfw actual NEET this week



Is it a real illness?



Yeah, I have a cold. It's really kicking my ass, too.



Is autism a real illness?



Yes but not one you can call in sick for.



A woman contractor with some kind of autism started in the office today. We know because they told us. I had to show her the stationary cupboard and she took one of every colour biro.



Is she hot?



I wouldn't say 'hot', but good nick for early 30s.



Besides the biros, how else does her 'tism manifest? Is she super religious?



Show her your piss jug collection



She hasn't done anything too weird yet except ask one chinese guy why his weird name wasn't chinese. Apart from that they've been off doing stuff, so I haven't had a chance to observe much.



>why his weird name wasn't chinese

And why isn't it chinese?



I won't say the name, because that's possibly too identifiable, but he basically adopted an anglicised name close to his chink name.



>She hasn't done anything too weird yet except ask one chinese guy why his weird name wasn't chinese

chinky BTFO by sperglady


oh she also asked somebody if she could come in at 6:30am because she only sleeps 4 hours a night. that's my safe space time in the office, so she can gfto.



Holding it in my hands makes me feel thick and powerful. It actually came with a sticker that says "I ♥ RØDE" so it's not that far off.



Chicks with autism are a whole different breed.



So it is Anglicised but not the sort of name any anglo actually has?



Lmao nice.



Sounds like it would be a good opportunity to strike up an office romance.




Does your office have a copier room?


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Oh, g'morning neets! Didn't even notice you there mates, have you been awake for a while now? I've been out for the count, the kind of sleep you only get after a long day of being paid to do what you love most. Ah, you know what I'm talking about! So tell me, what's the big plan for today? I've actually got the day off and I'm taking Stacey up the coast for a cheeky Friday road trip up the coast. Her sad cunt unemployed brother lives up that way so I guess we'll be stopping by and checking he hasn't necked himself yet, hopefully only waste a couple minutes and then on to the vineyards. How's the girlfriend doing?



This, but unironically



it's like a phonetic english version of the chinese but slightly more anglo sounding if that makes sense?



Like Huawei -> heweyy?



I just call them all Charlie Chan.



yeah that sort of thing



I live near that bar.


Aboriginal ejaculation


Asian vaginal discharged



That happens a lot, here.



That is what messed up Monk's dick.


Evangelical enema




Monk penile discharge


Anyone having a NEETparty tonight?



I'm trying to be a good NEET, no goon till Monday.



No the hangover isn't worth it.


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Fair enough.





wow that was really comfy.

i want to visit 1940s australia now.



Do not try and bring the virtuous NEETs down to your level so you can feel better about your reprehensible ways.



Listen here, I've had a fucking gutfull of this pretentious "self improvement" shit, it is a violation of NEETdom.



No; self improvement is what differentiates us from space robots.



I will never stop fighting for NEETs to improve themselves and to see themselves as both worthy of and capable of improvement.,


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Improvement through Dan


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>bee-day in less than a month and I'll be having a 'party' with mummy, daddy and siblings I barely talk to

Lol. I wish I could go into the bush for a couple days instead and have a hard think about my life but I know nothing about survival or camping and I'd probably die.



lol all you'd need for a couple of days is a tent, sleeping bag and some food.


It'll be my 25th bee-day as well. For gods sake. Do you cunts know this feeling? Like, how is it even possible for someone to have done nothing except mindlessly browse imageboards and play video games for nearly years while everyone else was having fun with friends and girlfriends and building a career?


What if I get bitten by a spider?



nearly 10 years* nb


stomach hurts. dan murphy tried to poison me



You knew it was poison but you drank it anyway and paid Dan for the privilege. Sort yourself out.



What are your siblings like?

>tfw chad brother



Dan can be a wicked man at times.


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don't bully pls


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I always have to pick hair out of my mouth as well, pretty gross m8s. I don't know what to do with it


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I'm sorry to hear about your stomach problems, it could have been a bad batch of goon, here's a 5% off voucher for your next purchase.



Shave it off you're going bald



You look good with that well-trimmed short beard. The long hair is no good now that your hairline is receding.



My siblings are strange. Definitely not chads or stacys but very normie like. when i look at their life it makes me happy not to be a normie.




My hairline has receded but I don't think I'm going bald, I've got grey hair in places



>My hairline has receded but I don't think I'm going bald

I used to be like you once.



>I don't think I'm going bald

They never do. Everyone else notices though.


Linux has stopped crashing and the graphics problem I was having seems to have fixed itself. I am not sure what to think now.


I watched the Employable me episode, I would fuck that autistic bitch, also watched a few episodes of hot quiz, the host is hilarious



You mean the girl with tourettes?



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Share your passion of Linux with others


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Become refreshed!



Soon Dan, Soon.


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Good choice mate.





Hard quiz, not Hot quiz



I flash updated it to the latest version but it had no effect.



Ok but did you run memtest?


Big stinky neets



I think so. I ran a tool on the boot menu that sounded like that. It detected no errors.


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Both the adult siblings are definite Chads but they're also gay and in LTRs. I couldn't handle it if they were straight. They aren't visibly gay and women hit on them in public all the time, I didn't think it happened until they were about 18 and cashiers started blushing while speaking to them, women 'just happened' to be in a chatty mood while they were waiting for a movie to start and so on. I've approached dozens of women and not a single one has EVER wanted to speak to me in public.


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He's wearing a pedobear shirt


Someone mentioned lamb earlier, and I've felt like eating some form of it ever since.



That's me and if you can't appreciate the subtle irony of pedobear I feel sorry for you.



Shave your beard you hippie.



The Lamb Council has full time paid shills here.





Have a goon



I tried the lamb loaded chips at red rooster last night, it was surprisingly pretty good,. Expensive though. $8.50



>lamb loaded chips

Doesn't sound very appetising.



fuck up you negative cunt



An excessive ejaculation.



Sorry mate



Their lamb wraps looks very appealing, and I'm keen to compare their chips to KFC.


>tfw depressed


>tfw impressed


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Had my first beer for the day, instead of at noon.



I tried the chicken ones - frankly, they were crap. I suspect if you want good loaded chips you gotta make your own - and don't forget to include cheese and gravy



Well done on delaying gratification.


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>Not starting the day with a six pack

It's like you hate life or something.



What are you drinking?



Yeah I think the normal one was just $5 so it doesn't surprise me


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>tfw you desperately drop hints you want to hang out but they are having none of it



Exactly why I didn't abstain completely





Are there any beers that aren't made out of distilled bitterness, or would that be betraying the working class man?



Nice, really like Asahi. Did you get the six pack of big cans for 20 with your dans card?



You need different mates



There are sweeter beers around these days, lemon infused lager, craft mango beer, radler etc that are beer for people who don't like beer. Beer is one of the few really in the west that is an acquired taste.


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Just paid Mr Murphy and Ronald McDonald a vist, time for a NEETparty.



No cans just bottles, I feel like the cans make the beer taste funny.



well, which are the least bitter?



The 350ml cans are 100% nip, the bottled one is made in china



They have a little bit of metallic taste if you drink it out of the can but you don't get that if you pour it a glass. The big cans are fully imported and a bit better quality imo.



>Mr Walker, black label

I want to post that "I see you are a man of culture" meme, but I forgot to save it, so I'd like everyone to just pretend that I did.



Think the 500ml cans are fully nip too



Very nice, did you put a few drops of whisky into the macca's coke?



You big stinky bastard.



They all have some bitterness. I don't know to be honest.



You seem to be having NEET parties more often lately.




I was unaware of this, thank you. Speaking of cans what are thoughts on Sapporo?



Some nerd will have listed the IBUs (International Bitterness Unit) of all the popular beers somewhere.



Mind your own business.



It's only the 350ml cans, the 500ml are made in china to theres not much different between the nip and china ones tbh


Nah, I only drink my whisky NEET


I will rub my armpits on you.


Been feeling a bit stressed lately.


Never had Sapporo, but my Dad got this other Jap beer a few weeks ago, meguni or something, was really nice.


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Why does the dans website say bottled in Japan then?


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Meatloaf number 3



>heres not much different between the nip and china ones tbh

Sir, I must object most strenuously. There is a world of difference between the Chinese and the Japanese. The former are literally slant eyed jews, the latter, slant eyed aryans. God willing, the Japanese will inherit this earth when the brown hordes overrun the west, and carry forth the torch of civilisation.



Roast a chicken next time. You've got the skills.



Ease up burgerking



Looks good m8. I would enjoy seeing a cross section. A nice juicy slice.


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Fuck you skele



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I usually mix it all up before I eat it



Ok le witty redditor neet


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>International Bitterness Unit

It turns out this is a real thing, not just a meme. Currently looking for the lowest IBU in Dan's



Well bantered, Dan.



Did you think I was pulling your leg? I would never intentionally mislead a NEET.



If you're bucking for a promotion to CEO level, meat and cheese are clearly the most satisfying path.



This is good advice imo, I've been using a $20 pait of clippers once every couple of months for a year or so and it doesn't take long to get used to.

It's much easier than combing or what ever.



I think technically that's not a meatloaf, as it's not in the shape of a 'loaf'.


I'm severely depressed



You may not believe this, but sometimes I've read things on the internet which turn out to be untrue, or at least out of context and misleading. If a guy can't trust an anonymous imageboard full of unemployable permavirgin losers on a site run by a guy in a wheelchair in the phillipines, well hell, who can he trust?


Saying I'm depressed has lost all meaning


I'm severely impressed



>80% of the joy and satisfaction is in the process of the making, not the eating.

Top shelf bait


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Let Dr Murphy prescribe something for you.



Speak for yourself fatso



>run by a guy in a wheelchair in the phillipines

Doesn't hot wheels live in New York?



tortilla wrap with shredded cheese, chicken and mayo

the best food imaginable



I met Dan once, he told me the best goon is the one out of the fridge because you can get drunk and refreshed as soon as you walk out the store



>become more accepted.

I've noticed it too. So what if everyone masturbates, it should be kept to yourself or a niche internet community



I haven't enjoyed a book in a long time, which is why I stopped reading.

It's not bad.


It was before the Lambing riot so I dont think that will come up.



Not a loaf



Flat loaf then

I tried looking for the proper tray but nowhere sold them


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You forgot to post your poo. I wanted to see the bacon bits afterwards from meatloaf number 2.


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>the Chinese Question

Ned Kelly was right. We have been destroyed by am inundation of mongolians.



>swimming in grease

Just the way I like it.



You forgot to post your poo. I wanted to see the bacon bits afterwards from meatloaf number 2.



>Top shelf bait

You are thinking of pilchards.


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Tell us neets, have you or someone you know ever been the victim of an Armenian plot?



How do you deal with the mess of hair and uneven lines around the back of your neck and behind the ears?



Well then you can do the cooking and I'll do the eating and we can both be happy.



He'd be rolling in his grave



are these actual translations or a joke?



Meatbake is what I'd call it. You should be able to find a bread-loaf tin pretty easily.



Why did you post that, now I have to sleep with the night light on


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You should get a Joey's World Tour 3D Lamp. woo woo woo.



It's real, but there's a lot of debate over how much of it is a conspiracy, giving nutters a camera to make the middle-east look worse.



I've got a craving for rollmops now.




I remember someone mentioning those on a chan some time in the past couple of years. Was that you? Which board were we on then?



I don't. I can't see that part though.


Haven't cried in years



You're a bit of an exhibitionist imo



Maybe the aus/pol/ threads on 4chan but I mention them now and then wherever i go.



>I can't see that part

everyone else can. You can't go to a job interview with a hairy nape.



He's sort of ballsy imo, he was doing it before the lull on /aus/ like 2-3 years ago



I cannot relate to him without a black rectangular box that obstructs his eyes.



I have one of those on my soul.



Have a wank +/ goon



prove it


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What a glorious executive mane



same tbh, not since my last dog died



Are you depressed?



No, feels very strange that girls cry like once or twice a month. I haven't in years, I wonder if girls get happier from positive feels more though or if it's the same but they just get more stressed/emotional when shit hits the fan and cry cry?



Girls are just far more emotional


>tfw emotional



your dog deserved to die



A disgraceful remark.


How many possible neets have you spotted recently? Do you feel you have a neet-radar? This afternoon at cole's I saw a guy wearing tracksuit pants, who's hair was overdue for a cut by about 6 months, and overdue for washing by about 6 weeks, and instantly thought 'my fellow neet'.


I do not look up very often when I am out.


I make eye contact frequently when I go out.



An extremely foul obiter dictum



I really have no clue tbh, I'm not sure if I can identify with traditional bogan dole bludgers, us NEETs are different.



We have a refined culture.



Odorous, spiteful sentiment.



I hope you spill most of your goon.


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Really need to end my executive era.



Yes we are a different type of NEET to your bogan bludger. We are more depressed and introspective than them. We feel our shame more deeply.



The poo will come when it's ready, you can't rush these things


>10% of monthly cap remaining

>half the month to go

Oi I'm buggered.


Look into just eating a shitload of frozen veggies. Fills you right up and the kj content is fuck-all.



What's so bad about being an executive?



Your nothing but a traitor, the skeles won't take you



>eating a shitload of frozen veggies

What a chore. You would get no pleasure at all from that.




Throw some salt on it or whatever. Veggies aren't tofu or anything nasty, they've still got a taste, and it's not like you have to eat a bucket to prevent over-indulging.



I want to lose my virginity.



Have a wank



Yeah I remember back on /aus/ someone referred to them as "Aggressive day NEETs", us NEETs are much more quite and introverted.



in otherwords, niggers



Go see an escort.



What if they turn me away for being an executive?



You can lose your virginity while committing manslaughter if you become CEO sized. Then you can just hide her under the mattress and keep feeling everyone you need to take a shower. They'll believe you because a CEO sized NEET never lies.



the fuck is an exec?



An upper class NEET



and a virgin? doesnt compute



No, they deal with all kinds of people.



Are u close to entering a goon coma?


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The CEO of neets. Master and commander. Alpha neet.



Big big boi



disgusting, how can anyone be that fat?



*beautiful, how can anyone be that powerful


Funny thing, when I was a borderline executive, I was getting a massage from an asian escort, she commented on my fat ass and said how she enjoyed massaging it and how it jiggled, she even gave me a cheeky spank when she finished.



TFW Im a skele



My theory is that he ate several other executive sized neets, becoming a super-executive. It's a dog eat dog world.



ban please?



it's so you'd come back and give them more money you stupid fat ass



I know. I never came back



don't you mean a doggy dog world?



See the skeles behind him tremble in fear?



There was a fat guy who got made into a video on efukt like that called Korn he was into bukkake but could never get hard for the scenes and only once out of so many scenes was able to eventually cum on the girl. The woman's actually had to work him through the steps on his own, porn directors often told him to sit in the corner and wank until he got hard again. He wanted to expand his porn career and met a director who got this fat chick to dominate him. She liked his ass so much, she fucked him with dildo. You better careful of your ass, is my point because someone might tap your potential one day.



why not just masturbate instead of lowering yourself to having sex with disgusting gooks?



okay, a neet-eat-neet world then



That's hilarious, sadly I am no longer an executive so I don't think anyone will be interested in my ass.


Because I enjoy asian women.


I should just the fuck up and start eating one meal a day.



asian women are consistently the nicest women i meet




asians have no soul, they put on a smile to get your dollars

no wonder this country is fucked



They are tossed aside like fluttering paper in a gale. The very ground shakes with his passage.

Requesting a meme of "The Virgin Skelly vs The Chad Executive"



Here is the video. It's a good laugh and a half:


Do not watch while eating and what can be seen cannot be unseen


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A few posts left here still.





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