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How are you going NEETs?

Old Thread: >>51365










You'll just end up making yourself more hungry by doing that, and ultimately having a massive binge during the night, if you can count your calories then have three 500 calorie meals per day and two 100 calorie snacks in between, you will loose weight and a slow rate but you will be somewhat satisfied.


You're wrong, Asians are lovely.





how do i interpret this pepe



Put it in google translate.


Tennant creek


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Things can only get better OP. And - maybe it's because I'm still half inebriated - I suspect they're going to. I feel optimistic about the future for the first time all year.



Landlord River



Hold on to that optimism NEET. Having a good attitude is half the battle.


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Now have a wank


But why did wojak grab Pepe's butt?


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>no longer in denial about my status as balding



Your good vibes have invigorated me.




Good lad, it can be difficult, but once you fully accept it you will be liberated/



Have a wank



Have an appointment with Ashley and Martin the hair regrowth specialist





I don't feel that liberated, I feel like fucking shit about looking like a cancer patient. I still don't have the balls to shave it off and go skinhead mode, given I am a fitneet that might just make normies scared af



Shave it off mate.



Shave it m80, you will look fine, girls love aggressive looking NEETs.



Get one of those cancer full head beanies and advocate for a society without cancer through your new fundraising job.


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I remember seeing their ads on TV as a kid, do they even do anything or just scam normies and dumb boomers?

I can't believe they have this up as a "success" transformation case study, poor bloke



Presumably I don't actually donate to any charities, is this the new NEET job of 2018?



shave it nerd

buy a nice hat



If you want a cheap and effective treatment, go to Thailand and just get plugs installed. I have done no research into Ashley and Martin but any of the claims have many contract loopholes around offering money back they will use against you, but I'm not sure about the effectiveness of their treatment


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>a nice hat



Do it as WFTD so you can make a difference while wearing your full head beanie. So, you can shame normies for not supporting survivors of cancer like you.



like a golfer hat or beanie or something

or an akubra if you don't look soy


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Forget that nonsense, the way I see it you have two options, shave it or keep it long, the balding will only get worse and you will eventually end up looking like AIDS skrillex.


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Is that Trevor from GTAV? God he was fucking funny.



Akaubura is an authentic true blue Aussie meme aren't most of the ones made in China which are the ones that soldiers wear and I believe are the majority of the ones sold



He was a great character.



Trevor was awesome



Yeah, forget what these virgins are advising you - instead become a psychopathic methhead crimelord. People will learn to overlook your receding hairline then.



dunno but it'd be par for the course really



There's a Trevor in all of us



It's always good to know that he also had a strong influence from his mummybot in his life.


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Whenever I find myself in a difficult situation, like a job interview or I'm on a date, I stop and think "If Trevor Philips were here, what would he do?"



This is good advice



If you want to wake up in a field next to a Superman toy filled with ecstasy, then you're on the right path.


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tfw remember drinking eggnog and watching GTA walkthroughs of Trevor's story for an entire day straight last Christmas Eve

that was a comfy time



Did you wank during the more sexually charged scenes?



No, I got very excited and made sure I didn't read the comments on the videos so the plot was ruined



Was your excitement more a tingle in your dingle?


Starting to get the munchies, probably should have gotten some chips or chocolates for my NEETparty.



Time for Domino's?





Nah I've already had some Maccas, I just feel like some snacks to munch on.



Doesn't Domino's offer deserts that considering their small size are snacks?



nobody needs desert it's a meme meal



I dunno, I've never ordered deserts from a pizza place, also my local domino's is complete shit, I don't know how they're still in business.



get ice cream, melt some chocolate and pour it on


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Eat poo poo



>high level poo


Just found out about these .io games

Something to do




Great watch


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Off the grid NEETs will end up like this


Pepe on my tits



Theres this good one called http://surviv.io



Far Cry is a really cool game series to watch YouTube videos of.

What are some jobs where I can end up in some of these crazy places on contact work and go back to Australia? I dont care if I die tbh



>Directed by R. NEET

r-rape NEET?




Yep, a lot of people and animals were sexually harmed in the making of the film



Liberating east-timor from Indonesian communists


A terrorist by the name of Bin Laden

Was fiddling around with his hard 'un

He said "I'd like to root a llama

"Or a humpty-backed brahma

"Or a dog tied up in me garden."



Well spoken.


I wish I had a gf


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Thanks, but it was actually this bloke.





at least you're not that retarded Indian


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Get some


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goodnight NEETs pleasant dreams



mmm just imagine those big floppy milk saggers jiggling around.



night night


Friday night eh?



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Found a few more freaks



What is a ROC



crack rock



>farther and son

good lord.


Pepe on my pee-pee



So she might get arrested for posting that?



wud u



Idk, it doesn't sound like she's the one breaking the law.



Is asking for Drug illegal



Dunno. Plus she didn't use real words so maybe she can deny it. Like American hookers asking for "a hundred roses."



ah ok



Sounds like a bonding experience



who would hire me for such a job?


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Did googleNEET get promoted?


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So to tell the truth, I wagecuck for a couple hours of one day every month or two and make a few hundred. I don't qualify for centrelink unemployment benefits so I do NOT want anyone making a big deal out of this; I earn less than a cunt on WFD. I don't want this mentioned EVER again as it's associated with extremely unpleasant memories and any recollection of this part of my post would be bullying.

Having said that, I was waging this evening and paired up with a qt. More than a qt actually; besides being pretty facially she had an hourglass figure and was wearing a low-cut top. At least a dozen men were hovering around us at one time or another, looking at her like a piece of meat and trying to start up a natural-seeming conversation. Anyway, I'm trying to be sociable and interesting so I'm talking and joking around as we walk through a large open space in the building with a few technicians working in the corners. She's laughing along and presumably having a good time and suddenly as we reach the centre of this huge room the hiring manager is behind us. He says hello to the both of us (his eyes are reserved for her) and turns her sideways to give her a hug. After the hug I'm standing behind them both and he turns her around, telling her that he wants to introduce her to someone. There's a 6'4" rugged Chad in a suit behind him and my heart sinks through the fucking floor. I can't even try to compete because I've been pushed out of the conversation by this cunt, I'm literally standing behind them as the three talk in a circle in the middle of this massive room. I'm hovering behind them as Chad makes his charming introduction. I don't know where to look. After a few agonizing seconds I make the decision to turn around and walk my way across this room, pretending to be busy with my work.

After she catches up, I force the conversation for a little bit longer and she continues responding politely but without any enthusiasm. Once I stop making an effort, she pulls out her phone and glues her eyes to the screen. For the next three hours we only talk when absolutely necessary for the job.

Just one (1) minute of talking to Chad and the whole thing collapses. For gods sake.

And you neets know the worst part? All of this was caught on film. Footage of tonight is probably going to appear on one of those stock video sites with the tags: man, woman, cuckolded, dork, low-tier male, balding, executive, virgin


That's rough man.


thanks neet



>I wagecuck for a couple hours of one day every month or two and make a few hundred

I'm sorry but how do you get a few hundred each day



Don't beat yourself up

All of us sperg out, sure we will never be chads but we learn after every sperg out and every autistic moment, we will edge forward into glory


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I welcome my receding hairline.

It'll make me more cheeki briki.



I was paid $320 for four hours of work tonight and if they couldn't get me they were going to have an intern do my job for free. It's totally unskilled work and there's no physical labor, I think it pays so well because a few years ago someone who was skilled and valuable negotiated high rates and then nobody ever changed the pay scale. It's only once a month work anyway.


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I am not sure think I understand.

Did you think you had a chance to fuck her or something until she met the other guy?



thanks neet, you just brightened my morning :)



Not really, she was too attractive for me to even bother trying to make a move. I just wanted to have a nice conversation but Chad fucked it up.



This is why I promote and encourage rape. It's easy, enjoyable and free and no one important gets hurt


I just thought about Homestuck and got nostalgic and sad. I loved that webcomic so much in high school.



Slip laxatives in Chad's drink and lock all the bathrooms.



Do you live with mummybot?


Goodnight NEETs.



Night, NEET! Early birds can keep their worms.



Worms in the bum



Late night hours, late night post quality.



Evil aboriginal orgy


excruciating aboriginal enema


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Morning people.





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Morning neets. Who else didn't sleep enough?










Good morning NEETs.

>Who else didn't sleep enough?

Me. I woke up four or five times. Why do my body and brain betray me like this?



Have your goon levels been running on empty recently?



Yes they have. Is that the problem?



I slept quite well thanks to Dr Murphy's medicine.


I tried red rooster's loaded chips with lamb last night - they are vastly superior to the chicken loaded chips. Also cost more.


>Why do my body and brain betray me like this?

Jews anon. Jews did it.



If your goon empty has been on for the last day or so, it's time to stop in to Dan Murphy's


I have a dilemma, NEETs.

Some of you may remember me telling a story 3 or 4 weeks ago about running into the daughter of some friends at the train station and her pretending not to see me, and how the family as a whole had distanced themselves from me in recent years.

Well a couple of weeks ago I was invited to the bloke's 60th birthday party which is this afternoon.

I didn't RSVP.

Should I turn up or not?



>Should I turn up or not?

Yes you should. You are already more isolated than it is good for you to be, you are not in a position to be turning down invitations. Go buy him a nice gift and go to that party please.


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Sure, go if you want to go. If the girl is there don't do anything different than you normally would. Say hello to her as you normally would and if she blanks you again don't bother talking to her any more. Don't make a big deal out of it, just let it go.

You might be surprised and she might be friendly. If not, just talk to the old guy and whoever else you want to see. It's not all about her.

If it does get too stressful for you just slip away quietly. Don't sperg out.


A real chill in the air this morning. Water coming out the taps very cold.


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oh cool, i woke up and its another day

nice, i guess

time to begin the days drinking

enjoy your weekend neetos



Turn on the hot water tap


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Good morning friends, I fell asleep early last night and didn't say good night. My internet has been playing up for the past week so I called them this morning and got it back working how it should. The guy on the phone was pretty nice, I get that they are trained to be that way but he seemed sincere.

Time to catch up.



If you didn't day you were going, they won't be expecting you.

Don't go.



Is that man eating a burger with a cigarette in it?






Good morning mate. I am glad your internet is fixed.


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Nothing like a hair of the dog.


I want to make today a day of much needed self-improvement, but I also want to get drunk, and lie around watching tv while loaded chips. To please all sides in this conflict, I'll spend the morning cleaning, and the afternoon drinking.



>Don't go.

That is bad advice. Is he really better off staying home drinking goon on his own?



He who tries to please everyone ends up pleasing no-one.



He didn't RSVP, they won't be expecting him, it would be rude to rock up to a party unannounced.



Lots of people do it. It would be rude if it was a small gathering but a big 60th it is not so bad.



Fuck. Three and a half hours until lunch time. I don't know if I can make it.



Chicks dig a hairy nape so that's what a nape is.


quite a few, I saw a relatively tubby one (not quite an exec) at my job seeker place. He gave me an evil death stare as I was walking around talking to the different EC's (the workers there), that's the place I was volunteering at and he probably thought I was just swinging my thick chad about walking into peoples offices and taking charge domineering over the MAXtiergrills.

He sat there silently giving people menacing looks and overthinking where he should put his hands. I should've told him to have a wank.

And then on the way home there was a long haired NEET with headphones on who autisticly looked away when I looked at him.

I remember those feels, they need to practice swinging their thick chads in public.





That could be seen as discrimination towards the common bogan. I don't think we are that special and the traits you are talking about are present in many full time wagies too.


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I got your loaded chips right here



It's just an open house drinks and nibbles thing from what I can gather.



Truly an example of how all exec's should manage themselves.


Truly an example of how all exec's shouldn't manage themselves.


>I should just the fuck up

Don't do it, it took Brendan over a decade to unjust himself.



Why didn't you RSVP? You were lucky to have been invited.

I think I remember talking to you before about the girl on the train you perceived as having been rude to you. I remember explaining to you that it is not other people who are rude to you, but you are rude to them and give off NEET social vibes that make them feel awkward and uncomfortable.

I know that you do not mean to give off these vibes and be rude to people, but you need to accept that this is what is happening. You cannot view yourself as a victim. You need to take control of your life and make the changes needed to improve your position.



looks like you knew it all along


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I remember the shane warne ads



I've got an Akubra trilby.

I used to wear it when I was into ska and liked tim armstrongs hat.

This was before the fedora meme



I remember those ads too. "Advanced Hair, Yeah Yeah".



There is some truth to what you write, but if a younger person who knows me makes eye contact and doesn't acknowledge me first (as a man and her senior) then she is being rude. I was in a public place, dressed in business attire. There was nothing creepy about my presence or demeanor.



>"a hundred roses."

What's that mean?



We have all had those awkward sort of encounters with people we have not seen for a while. It is very common. You are reading more meaning into it than is wise.



It sounds like it is just code. Since it is illegal to advertise sex for money, they put in the ad they want to be gifted a certain number of roses which is code for the number of dollars their services cost.



Probably $100



>as a man and her senior

You were not on a trolley bus in 1952 mate. Who even thinks in that way any more?



You should've went for a hug from the boss as well when the boss hugged her and said that it was for group cohesion then gave chad sexy eyes.







Good morning sensual NEETs


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Yes, and while there abruptly but in to a conversation she is having and ask her why she didn't say hello and embarrass her, or yourself, could go either way really



Good morning Karen, I hope you aren't doing any lewd things innawoods.


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You are a clever and wise NEET



Is Karen the leader of the anime posse?



hot-water tap NEET is a genius - not only does his formula solve the problem of cold water, but increasing the flow of hot water will cause the water heater to burn more gas thus heating the house, increasing the amount of greenhouse gases in the atmosphere and heating the entire planet and combating the problem of cold weather.



Good morning.


Good morning Karen.


Who has the patience to wait for hot water to start coming out the tap when all you want to do is wash your hands?

Not this NEET.


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I almost forget, I made these yesterday - I couldn't workout how to install ffmpeg after I extracted it. I'll post the short videos in a sec.

I had to lower the quality heaps to get them under 16mb.

The first two pics are sort of near Haughton, the house is near Strathalbyn and the church is next to Woodside army barracks


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fuck, the next one is 18mb




Very nice. Such a lovely blue sky.


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This is the church next to woodside barracks



Sorry about the shit quality



What a nice spot.


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It's called Inverbrackie Presbyterian church, there's a cemetery there and the whole church ruins are covered in ivy.


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I was going to share that handy tip as well before you said it. I was going to explain how using both taps can vary the hot/cool



Very nice, great to see your videos again mate.



We get what we deserve. Thank you for sharing your videos, they are appreciated.



Morning Karen!


Agreed. Just lick yourself clean after you take a shit. It works for cats.


>using both taps can vary the hot/cool

Pure techno-utopian fantasy. I used to believe in such things when I was a sci-fi reading teenage nerd, but bitter real life experience has taught me better. You'll get the water your plumbing system wants you to have, and you should be grateful just for that.



That is the same kind of ivy I am trying to poison at my house. It is covered in bees when it is in flower. They really like it.


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>and you should be grateful just for that.

The water comes out slow when I do not pay the bill



Looks like you'll need to give up then, the house is the ivy and the possums now.

NEETs will make low res films for it in a century.

There were heaps of bees, I had a quick look through google if anything said what type of ivy it is on that church but I couldn't see anything to help know what to kill it with.




Have you tried the salt water thing yet?



No I am going to keep that as a last resort. Adding salt to the soil seems like a bad idea. It might stop anything from growing there again.




Salt the earth! Crush the ivy, see the bees driven before you, hear the lamentations of the possums!


>Bush tucker

It helped turn the aborigines into the master race they are today. Maybe we should just stick with lamb loaded chips.


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The soil around here isn't great for growing anyway. If I was going to grow stuff again I think I'd get a fake bed thing like this, with it raised up a bit so it can have some good soft soil and not the hard, salty shit clay Adelaide has.



Quandong and bush tomato loaded yams.


Good neet morning

I'm still wearing my cumdies from the before-sleep fap in bed last night. Is cumdies just a joke to you guys? I do it pretty often.



>we really should utilise native foods

I understand the point but some cunts are greedy and have no respect for anyone but themselves. I have heard of a story that was a plant that helped women with pregnancy pains and you need a leaf or two from the plant to make into a tea. A tour guide showed this plant off as one of the many items through the tour and some cunt came back to ripped the whole thing out. It wasn't a very diverse plant that grew every so that was quite disappointing.

Even then I can imagine greedy cunts going throughout an area and harvesting every morsel of food. It happened when in Sydney with Asians that everything that editable was harvested until it was bare over fishing didn't help as well



>Is cumdies just a joke to you guys?

Depends, I like the cum tissue but that doesn't stop precum and sometimes shit that leaks out afterwards staining the cumdies if I don't have a piss immediately afterwards. I like to keep my boxers reasonable clean but sometimes it cannot be helped.


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This is what real bush tucker looks like



Good morning


>mosquito bites on my fingers again



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>tfw no pet tasmanian devil to take on NEETwalks



>Even then I can imagine greedy cunts going throughout an area and harvesting every morsel of food. It happened when in Sydney with Asians that everything that editable was harvested until it was bare over fishing didn't help as well

mainland Chinese are out of control with their senseless greed, it's actually a meme how bad mainland Chinese tourists are right across south east and north east asia - they literally just take everything from buffets and hotel suites.

Communism. Not even once.



Got the correct gauge fly screen? Keep your place relatively closed up during dawn/dusk? Have tried those automatic fly spray devices near high traffic areas near doors to reduce the chance of them getting through (away from places you are all day)?

We get the odd fly and mostique but mostly it happy sailing even in summer.



Yeah, that is shit. Maybe if there was a bigger demand for them those things could be produced on a commercial level.



I'd do the same, I'm not in SA but my local soil quality is shit too.

I would like to probably do two big 10m x 5m beds like you've got there and really try to get some good yields off it



Maybe we could market it to the Chinkys or Japs? They are quite superstitious, could be baby formula 2.0 and us NEETs would get grants from the government and leftie points for hiring Abos to look after it all



Post-cum is the whole reason I use cumdies, otherwise I'll be sitting there dick in hand at midnight massaging semen from the tip of my penis and wiping it on a tissue which then needs to be thrown into a plastic bag and put in the rubbish anyway. Much more efficient to just make use of nature's multi-purpose cum capture device: the cumdy.



Does anyone else get the urge to play minecraft again when they see that picture?



>it's actually a meme how bad mainland Chinese tourists are right across south east and north east asia -

It's not all but mummybot grew up in the Sutherland Shire and recounts a lot of Asian tourists coming and harvesting everything. They didn't leave one or two animals to help the population regrow or care if population they harvested was small. She said they use to get all the seafood together and make it soup/stew or whatever they could with these random ingredients. The waterways have improved but pollution from people living in the area and that overfishing meant that population never went back to what it was. She remember that her family went out for fishing in the afternoon every couple of months and coming back with a haul of seafood to eat. Over the years it changes that the hauls become smaller and smaller.


I am not saying it's a bad idea, but the plants need to grow fast and there needs to be a strong population available in natural environment. I just wouldn't want us to lose a species because Hipster, Asians and those superfood nuts harvest everything to eat trendy food that makes them healthy.



>Much more efficient to just make use of nature's multi-purpose cum capture device: the cumdy.

My cum tissue bin gets pretty smelly even after a week. That would be the only downside that it would become quite obvious to mummybot that my cumdies are taking heavy loads.






>hard, salty shit clay Adelaide has.

I thought it was just my soil. Didn't realise it was region-wide.



>cum tissue bin

Just eat your cum mate.



I am not at that level of degeneracy.



>correct gauge fly screen

Do they just crawl in with their wings folded? Is that why a screen with holes 2 mm across still can't keep out those fuckers?



Typical telco behaviour imo, increasing bandwidth to the people who can be bothered to call and complain, which lasts only a few weeks perhaps a month or two before they intentionally slow you down again to keep profits at maximum levels.



Only if you plan on getting the daughter blackout-drunk-fucked



I don't know I paid for premium stuff reduced sun by 68% from entering to cut down on heat and got smallest gauge fly screen that is smaller than ~1mm. It costs more but since I made the frames, installed the fly screen and put them up myself it was worth it for my enjoyment. It was hard work cutting it all and getting the correct measurement but it nice always having the windows open for airflow without worrying.



I've been craving lamb since that NEET mentioned the lamb rolls at Red Rooter. My plan now is to buy a leg of lamb, potatoes and roast them on the BBQ nice and slow. Literally haven't used the BBQ in years though so it's probably caked with rust.



After a few cups of holy goon I hit the pillows at 7 but woke up 'round midnight, had a snack then back to sleep till 9 this morn. Would have to be the best sleep I've had this year.



Yeah my soil here is terrible. there is a thin shitty layer of topsoil and then rock hard orange clay that is metres thick. It is so hard tree roots cannot penetrate it so all the trees near me have roots that basically run just along the surface.



I thought ISP were more in the bandwidth controlling business when necessary. During peak times they will reduce everyone bandwidth capacity, so it seems like your connection is relatively fast at a reduced the speed. The CVC offering from the NBN has definitively helped since installation last year I do not notice the congestion as much with TPG while still getting 70mbits even closer to 80mbits in peak compared to 90mbits during non-peak. Pretty reasonable for TPG when the upper limit was 60mbits during peak on 100mbits plan that sucked worse. I pay for a cheap service and get what I deserve.

For anyone with TPG, I recommend complaining to get rid of that Huawei branded modem. TPG sent me a replacement one made by the same company, but it is branded as TPG device compared to Huawei multi-purpose device without branding. I have had no internet dropouts but the home phone is still mucking up a bit, but I do not care as no one rings me on it. The home phone was more for mummybot, and even then she uses her mobile.



He's also great as Simon in The Walking Dead. Such an interesting face, voice and mannerisms.



Don't use goon all the time though, it is good for a good night sleep but if you using it every night as a sleeping aide you will have difficulty sleeping without it at that stage Dan's grip is very tight



My mistake, I meant ISP when I said telco.


All this Commonwealth Games coverage is just embarrassing. It is like we don't realise that we are the only country that still cares about the whole thing.


To the ffmpegNEET, when you convert from whatever format the videos were originally in to a webm, try something like this:

ffmpeg -i in.mkv -c:v libvpx-vp9 -b:v 0 -crf 25 -c:a libopus -b:a 128k out.webm 

-c:v libvpx-vp9 means to use the libvpx-vp9 codec, ideal for webms, for encoding the video part of the file.

-b:v 0 -crf 25 (specifically, the combination of these two options) means to encode with a constant rate factor or something like that, meaning that it attempts to maintain a constant video quality by varying the video bitrate as necessary. The higher the number, the lower the quality, and 25 is roughly blu-ray quality. 30-35 is DVD quality and good enough for 8chan webms.

-c:a libopus means to use the libopus codec, which is pretty optimised for low filesizes, to encode the audio part of the file.

-b:a 128k controls the audio bitrate. As written, this will encode at 128kbps which you probably can get away with lowering to e.g. 96 or even less.

If the filesize is too high you can either trim the video, increase the -crf number, or decrease the -b:a number.



I am going to be reducing my Australian news coverage reading significantly. I do not care, I did when it started but since almost every article is how great we are doing it's like burgers patriotism. It's become repulsive and since it's so easy to make articles about every website is getting flooded.



Good one


That's a sensible plan. My time will be spent watching some of the Commonwealth Games (namely gymnastics and beach volleyball because I'm a pervert) in betwixt cleaning the house.



>My time will be spent watching some of the Commonwealth Games (namely gymnastics and beach volleyball because I'm a pervert) in betwixt cleaning the house.

It was so fucking great watching all the Olympics ching chong women's ice/snow sports especially the figure skating. My gym would have that stuff on the TVs.


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Cruisey have you seen this before? I thought it might interest you.


I need to admit that I'm well on my way to becoming an executive. As it stands, I've already surpassed assistant manager size. I might be a general manager already.



What size shirt do you wear?


I need to admit to myself that I don't have a jawline anymore. This is getting out of hand.



Is a jawline necessary?



I wear an XL. I've been lying to myself and saying that I fill the shirt with muscle but right now I'm looking at myself in the mirror and I can grab an entire handful of fat from my upper back. That's not muscle.




You aren't even close to executive sized.



We should assign ranks to each shirt size, S Skele, M Intern, L Foreman, XL Assistant Manager, XXL Manager, XXXL Executive, XXXXL Chief Executive Officer.


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No. This is why man invented the neckbeard.



>tfw intern



I like to wear size Skele shirts when I should probably wear size Intern shirts



Yes but it is not perfect since people differ in height so much, as well as their natural build.



are you a fellow fitNEET?


I am thinking of growing a beard. I shaved off about 5 days growth this morning and didn't like what I saw in the mirror after. I think I looked better with the stubble. But it is hard to tell since we are not always good at judging our own appearance.



When you are that size you would be better off buying a recliner lounge than a recliner chair.



Thanks for the hand but I'm not tech savvy enough to know what that means. I was expecting a program like movie maker with a "file, options, convert" type thing.


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Excellent work, someone sticky this post


When I get to that size I'll be using a bed, not a chair.



All I got was the urge to watch the episode of Gardening Australia that I missed last night.


Thanks, I'll give it a try.


>Those tight gymnast butts


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>I fill the shirt with muscle

Set yourself achievable weight loss goals and keep track of your changes. Do not set goals like meet a GF for losing weight, as it that may be a setback that puts you into your old ways. It could a focus for the goal, but it should be the sole focus that losing 50kg will make me a chad that instantly gets me a GF. I worry about those NEETs who set these goals.



It's run via Command Prompt. Unfortunately it's not just a case of double-clicking an .exe to install.



I'm one of the gymNEETs yes.



How were you running ffmpeg before?



How much can you squat?



125 kg but I don't break parallel when I do that. I tried to change it up recently by putting the weights down to 70, 80 kg and making sure to break parallel—that gave me the good ol' DOMS a few days ago that prevented me from moving faster than a brisk walk



What do you bench press and deadlift?



I will not be taking any more questions interviewNEET



My max bench is 95kgs for 3 reps



Where you still able to have a brisk wank?



Have you tried for 100?


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Fuck yeah, that shit gives me the spooks. I'd like to know the name of the town though. That town is Woomera.

I've read about stuff like that before, they are also sometimes called Quinkins by other mobs.

Apparently not all of them are harmful though.

btw, I'm a skeptic but I've seen and felt some weird shit out bush in that area. People aren't meant to live in that sort of area.



> I'd like to know the name of the town though. That town is Woomera.

lol, I looked up woomera after posting the first sentence to see map shape.



I have but I cna only do 2 reps


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Approved rating scale.



Yeah the bush always feels a bit spooky. Have you watched Picnic at hanging Rock?



Yeah, I've been to Mintaro Hall a couple times too, that's where it was filmed.



I wasn't. I was just using windows movie maker


Board owner I don't know if you know but there are some non-gen threads >>52216 >>52228



Good morning neetoes



>no facial features, visible mainly at twilight, transparent

These sound more like fairies/ghosts/spirits than grey aliens.


I understood Picnic at Hanging Rock wasn't actually based on a real story.



Yeah the movie is fictional.



Just report them is my best bet so when he comes online he can cleansed them. I think it's best to give them no attention.



How good is your beard coverage? I tried it out in my time off over christmas but it didn't cover my cheeks as much as I'd like

Although many young people are fine with patchy beards so if you really want it then go for it.



It is pretty good. I just have small gaps on each side next to my chin.



You're probably thinking of Hungry Jack's burger.webm NEET, which is me. I basically used 'example code' off the internet with various settings that didn't work for me so stripped the code to the basics and then half an hour later I had a shit-quality video. I'll try your example next time/burger.



7's coverage of the Olympics and similar sporting events has gotten so much worse over the years. I sincerely hope they, 9, or 10 ever manage to land the world cup. SBS coverage is biased as fuck but at least the presenters actually know and care about the sport



Then go for it neeto, you'll be our wise elder



I will consider it. I am a bit reluctant because it might attract attention.



I enjoy the emotional rollercoaster that comes with setting overly ambitious goals and then failing to meet them. It's better than being bored all the time.



>It's better than being bored all the time.

but do you balloon out to an even bigger size? That's what I worry about that breaking the cycle becomes harder and harder until a NEET accepts his CEO size.


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Guys, I had a frightening thought:

Penis recognition software is probably on the cusp of being rolled out on social media sites as a way to automatically remove lewd photos. After facebook and instagram etc., it'll be introduced to Omegle. We are literally the last men alive who have a chance to masturbate to female humans online in real-time without their permission.

I've never seen the attraction in doing this but now I'm afraid of missing out. In fifty years time the 2010s internet will seem like the wild west and I don't want to have to tell my grandchildren that I didn't fap to roasties on omegle when I had the chance.





Don't take this the wrong way mate, but I think you may need to find a hobby or something

NOT jacking off related



a very silly thing to be worried about.


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Worry less



For most people, at least to some extent, that's all life is



god damn it am i going to have to walk there now




If you're that worried about exposing your penis, I think it's time to head to Dan's.



have a automobile



I don't make a hobby of wanking, I'm just afraid that I'll miss out on a fleeting pleasure. Omegle will be mythical in the future, people will hardly believe it existed. Kids in the future will make 'born too early for interstellar travel, born too late for Omegle' memes.

I think this is what people on facebook mean when they talk about FOMO




Fear Of Missing Out of getting on the sex offenders list?



Security cameras and DNA testing have already removed the pleasure of wanking off on people's doorknobs and getting away anonymously. Do you ever feel wank-door shaped hole in your heart?



That can't actually happen on omegle, right? I was planning on doing it tonight


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>feel wank-door shaped hole in your heart



Doorhandlecumming doesn't really appeal to me, it would make the woman feel unsafe because I'd been loitering around her house.



I'd be very careful jacking off in front of random young looking women. You probably won't get in trouble, but is it really worth the risk?



No, but when that's not enough you may progress to public exposure that may be a quick flash. Before long it's hours long edging sessions on express trains that fly past stations as you look for horrified expressions from passengers on those stations.



What? Why would that impact your wanking sessions?



because the mean women might send his mummybot pictures of his neet stick



If the police didn't have my DNA on file then I'd be at a beach right now looking for a sunbaking qt on her lonesome to cum on.



She's probably already seen his big boi NEET stick when he passed out naked from a heavy session of gooning.



What did you do get your DNA in the system? Finger printing yes for DUI but what does one to get their DNA in the system?



Just jack-off with the camera off ffs.



may be he could just have the microphone on so they can hear him moan as he edges


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Fingerprints are taken during those police visits in primary school and DNA is taken during penis inspection day in year 7. Your parents would've signed the permission slip.



Nigger-tier behaviour (though non-violent) whilst extremely drunk is all I'll say. Actually no, now that I remember it was my second DUI. No idea if that is the normal thing to do.



I never had my fingerprints taken when I was at school, and my penis was never inspected



Depending on when you were born, the hospital where you were delivered still has your Guthrie (heel prick) Test card on file. They already have your DNA.



After they took it they made me sit in a special locked 'waiting' room whilst they checked my DNA in the system for any possible 'matches' to unsolved crimes. They haven't caught me for everything.



DNA testing isn't a quick test like you see on TV. You must have been in that room for weeks.



I wonder if this is what the penis inspection day photography session was for


Would they get your DNA if you do the poop'n'freeze, where you freeze big poos and then lob them up onto the balconies of high rise apartments so they thaw out and then people come home and think some kind on maniac Spiderman scaled the wall of the building and took a poop on their balcony?



It was a joke


>Guthrie (heel prick) Test card on file

There are pretty tough rules around the storing of sperm/eggs that can result in relatively big fines. Isn't the test you are describing purely to check for medical issues? Otherwise someone who got a blood test and tested positive for ice, that could be used against them by the police if they were driving. Even the blood test may have been seeing if they have an infection. My understanding was the rules around taking and using DNA samples such as blood is pretty tight and it needs to be expressly stated that it is for that purpose.


Couldn't you say that you did not consent? If you got done for DUI I don't understand what that has to do with your case. It's not identifying you like your finger prints.



No, just 5 minutes maybe? IDK, maybe they were just putting the DNA into their computers or whatever. But I was shitting myself, and when they finally opened the door I was expecting to hear "We're now going to charge with so-and-so…". Fuck it was good to walk out of there. Then I thought I could walk to Nambour from Maroochydore which is a good 30min drive. Wasn't a pleasant evening.




Do some Googling. Police in this country have accessed the cards before at least once that I know of.



That was my autism coming through sometimes I dont pick up jokes haha




Isn't that a drug test? DNA tests do cost money and it would be hard to justify the extra cost (drugs tests themselves can cost a couple of hundred each and add lab costs, it would go even higher for DNA testing looking at $1k each) drug tests for weed/ecstasy on their own are ~$300 each per test, I know someone found at his work place and that was before lab processing for further testing that they didn't use. I know with DNA testing with saliva you need a good example and if a sample was extracted from you with a stab and used to test for drugs, I am not certain if there would be enough viable DNA for it. It's a problem that people experience with DNA testing at the moment.


I now DNA databases like 'Ancestry' and '23 and me' have been asked by police, but they have resisted access. This was in a burger land and I think the police may have had access. The only issue with these cards is that the DNA process not as tightly controlled. It is essentially a bit of blood, it is test and then stored away. Compared to a DNA test that bagged and tagged, tested and then securely stored for use later on. If it did get to court wouldn't it poising the rest of the evidence that the lead for this case isn't held up to high standards expected. I am guessing they would collect more evidence that would include DNA testing but I feel that it would only get to that point if it's a cold case crime. To find someone who rapped a woman 30 years ago and DNA was found on the corpse.

>The police have accessed the database without consent in the past. In Western Australia this led to the Perth hospital destroying all their samples to ensure this sort of thing couldn’t happen again. And they now have a policy of keeping them for only two years. Many claim it would be a tragedy if the whole of Australia followed Western Australia’s lead.


Afternoon Neets, I'll be off in a few minutes, just going to finish my coffee




*swab, I meant to say



See you soon.


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Made it through half a day without goon or junk food - even got some cleaning done. Now it's time to celebrate with a nice drink.


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>nice drink.



>gotta work tonight

>guy I work with called me this morning to see if I could open the shop and work his morning shift

>righto, get dressed and leave

>30 min drive from mine

>walk in and my boss is already there, says he's lost his phone

>says he appreciates me coming in but he's here now and he'll see me tonight when I start my shift

The guy apologized and said he can tell me what happened soon if I like, I don't know how to feel about it



of water?



Red bull?



>I don't know how to feel about it

Don't respond to his calls again, say you are busy. If he is getting paid to work and you are not then just ignore his pleas unless he apologies, even then I would still consider ignoring future request to work unless you take over his shift. Just because he got pissed last night and overslept isn't an excuse.



Just go in when youre rostered on, I would take what he says with a grain of salt from now on



He's probably going to repeat the same pattern tonight after work, that would just make me grumpy. If he fucked up, he should have taken over your shift at night while you did his shift now.



actually I did some drinking research on beer - it seems european wheat beers are less bitter than most beers, so I bought some belgian white blue moon. And it is far less bitter than most the beers I've tried.


I found a coolabah box in a urinal the other day, it felt like a sign of some kind






Did you say a little prayer for that lost goon?



I like to believe it reached its destined destination and didn't die in vain among piss and shit in the sewers



It probably would have happened that way but since my boss was there it's not like he's going to go home instead since I turned up. He said I could go home like he was doing me a favour, I guess other people would prefer to not be working but I would've preferred to stay and get paid



Murder him



Just ignore future requests unless they are from the boss indicating you will have a shift to work and ask this explicitly. If the guy get's a warning and eventually fired for being late, that's his problem. If he does come in and he doesn't do the shift that's his problem because I am guessing he knew before he was going to work that he had a shift on that day.



>he doesn't do the shift

*he cannot do the shift because you are working, that's his problem.


Murder him, put his corpse through a meat-grinder and make a meatloaf.



Who here /addictedto(you)s/




Time to iron your fedora?



Have a wank



Would the heat bend the akubra?



Have a fuck and a goon



fuck with an onahole?



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Have a soggy Sao


What hat size are you NEETs?

I take a 61cm which is larger than average. They say a larger head circumference means a larger brain and more intelligence.




My dad has a small head but hes smart


I bought a straw cowboy hat but I have not been able to work up the courage to wear it yet. Hats are tricky to get right. Most of the time you will end up looking like a meme.



>Most of the time you will end up looking like a meme.

If you are in a work environment outside and you do not wear proper sun wear including a hat as directed as well as trained by your employer you could be fucked. They can get out of compensation if you get skin cancer if an employee did not follow the provide sun protection advice to minimise their risk.


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.070 means nowhere to go


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If only I was a capital-city cuck


Thinking of breaking my fast food fast.



forgetting your fast for a fast food feast?



>large head size

well established to correlate with autism



Don't do it. You are free. It will all taste like shit now anyway since your taste buds will have gone back to sensible.


At home, sick with a cold. How you all feeling, NEETs?



I am okay physically. A sickness of the soul afflicts me though.



Having a NEETparty, and proper Goon-Em-Up.

Sucks about that cold, bruv. I just got over mine.



Have a dimetapp cold & flu tablet



Must be going around. Usually it's a 24-hour thing for me, but this one has had me stuck at home for a week.


I do not go outside and interact with normies enough for their sicknesses to infect me.



I'm thinking a hunger tamer box


I need to test this theory. I haven't had any soft drinks and I classed farmers unions in that category and that is what I am really craving.

Time to NEET in the kitchen.

I will report on the progress



Truly we will live to see the end of the golden age of humanity. :(



As much as I like it if you don't get exposed when it hits, it hits hard. I would rather a few 24 hour colds than week long ailments. That normal happens to me if I don't get exposed to the illnesses going around.



>tfw foreman grade shirt and undies



So your journey begins



Me too, but sometimes I venture into the Assistant Manager position.



I believe in you, you can become a manager if you put your mind to it.



I want pics of any outrageous feasts.



Sounds like bro science to me.



What about toilet pictures?



It's a pseudo-science for me more connected to statics. If I don't get sick for a long period of time before and earlier during winter I normally get hit with something that makes me bed ridden for a couple days followed by a week or two for recovery. I think I have a weak immune system, I am always seem to be sick or my asthma is playing up.



I would prefer to be sent a stool sample. Pics are no longer enough.



Will you go as far as to request samples from their mummybots?



I'm happy being a foreman, I am in a constant battle to prevent myself from becoming a manager.


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Get the entire Hungry Jack's Ultimate Grill Master's range, you wuss.


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I am really wanting to read about how the skele/executive battle is going tonight



I met one of you in japan. We had a good time on a punching machine. Just wanted to say, you are some fun bastards and I would go to kangaroo land eventually.


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The Super Saiyan burger, breakfast of champion CEO neets.



none of us have the money to go to japan mate


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Didn't one NEET go for 2 weeks recently, I thought it was him posting with the Jap flag, may be but it may have been a proxy. I am making this assumption as lot of people posting without proxies are often correctly identified as being in that country (monk, toothpastes cousin, Han)



You fuckers don't get autism bucks? How are you not dead?



our dspneets are too busy making grand OC to waste money on frivolous weeb holidays



We have Cenno mate




What ever. I'm going to visit you cunts in your own homes. Then I'll pick a fight with you and I swear to christ if you don't beat my ass you'll be a laughing stock.



Tolerant mummybots



None of us are the fun ones.

We are the Australians that noone ever mentions.



> I'm going to visit you cunts in your own homes

I'll get mummybot to call the police



I don't want any seppos in my neighborhood


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Nothing truly exceptional, I asked if they were still doing the 2 meals for $10 deal. They are.

My penny-pinching ways will always hinder my rise to exec status.

>2 whoppers with cheese, a fanta and a iced coffee, chips for $13 something



>We are the Australians that noone ever mentions.

We should promote any winners of the Nurgle 2018 fuzed/fuzzed to a chair competition with major news agencies.



Looks okay mate. Let us know how it tasted and how sick it made you feel.



>how sick it made you feel.

Doesn't that only happen on the toilet tomorrow?



No all that sugar and grease will make him feel lethargic and ill pretty much straight away.



Burger went down a treat but the iced coffee is making me lightheaded. I think I'm going to put a movie on, turn the a/c on and have a nap.




It unfolded as predicted, spooky.



Have a purge



Those on regular NEETbux probably couldn't afford to go overseas, but the ones on autismbux probably could, I wouldn't waste my autismbux on an overseas trip though.



You should be smashing that nip pussy though



I must admit it is tempting, flights to Japan are fairly cheap, would just need the money for accommodation and tourist stuff.



I don't think nips want the disabled cock mate



A disparaging remark


Do I count as a NEET if I'm a poor Uni student?



Mate do you know what the term stands for




Apparently nips aren't a big fan of whitey in general



No, but you can be a NEET of the soul.



Hold 'em down and continue to smash that nip pussy



But that's not pure love like in my animes



>turn the a/c on

For 30 degrees? That is soft and profligate.



If you tie them up and put them in your room, it will be.



Karen would not approve of such measures



Executives need the AC to remain cool



Gag her mouth then



Bullshit nigger. You go to nihon and you go to a bar and smash unlimited pussy. Just make sure you use your emu bucks to get there.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>But that's not pure love like in my animes

Oh really?



If you'd rather be hard and smart than cool and calm then you are not a neet at heart



NeetKing should aim for that aesthetic



Oh fuck, Rapeman.

"Don't thank me, thank rape." what a classic.


Drank so much I need a neetnap now. Good night fellows.



They are though



I'm probably wrong then. I just remember reading that jap girls are rather xenophobic and just assumed it was true because thinking critically is a bit too much effort.



You can be a fan of something without wanting to fuck it.



Goodnight NEET.



Not sure I can agree with that mate, if I like something my dick will like it too



Even goon?



the extra sodium is welcome



I had a sweat going half way through the burger.

I'm watching the sound of water, not bad so far



Did you wank during the scenes where she rubs one out



She has a funny ratface that I cant get a stiffy from.



kek, I agree


Big erect penis



Thick filled cock.


I gotta admit, I don't remember Doritos tasting bad. Did they change the recipe? This is shit.


>tfw don't know that feel



I appreciate all of your posts. How do you even know about this stuff?



How many inches do you have?



8 inches and its getting harf



are you really telling the truth



please do not sneakily encourage dick pics



6.5 and I'm built like a brick shithouse so it's like a spigot on the side of a house.



ive 5.5 inches dont complain



And poo pics



beautiful erotic prose



>I Know That Feel


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>weekend means boomers mowing lawns and people screeching and talking loudly on the street all day

one more fucking word normies


WTF is this? Why do people have this fetish? fking transgenders.




Do the boomers in your area abstain from mowing the lawns on Sundays because muh day of rest?



Thanks for reminding me that I need to mow my lawn, neet


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I'm not anti-degen all that much but that thing needs the gas


unfortunately not



I remember AussieNeet talked about videos like that. It's so obviously bad for the people who watch it, but saying any kink is not okay is not permitted anymore.






Jesus christ, the fucker featured looks like that villain from Lazytown.



Don't worry, I'll probably do it late tomorrow after putting it off several times.



Melbourne, Australia

OMG its Melbourne ofc fuck me



Of course it's Melbourne. Melbourne is the San Fransisco of Australia. Nice city, irredeemable people.



My mums dick is bigger than that



That's a very rude way to talk about new daddy



post pics


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Net gang



Net life


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I've always been fond of this picture.



Me with the fist in the air



me on the right


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me genius


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the neet general is very homogenius



Indeed, we could do with some diversity around here.



Personally I'd like to see more aboneets bring valuable discussion points to the neet discourse



I bet they know a few nifty tricks about dealing with Cenno



I would like to see some more gender diverse NEETs.


I want a big brain NEET.



Good luck with that.



Be the change you wish to see



There has to be a TrapNEET out there somewhere.



"He" is long gone and good riddance. We do not want that.





good post


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good music to tfw to


Did Cheesecake end up going for his licence?


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I like how they avoided putting Beer, Spirits, Wine in the BWS order



Dan is such a caring person.



Pavarotti, what a voice and what a personality. A true executive inspiration.



Well spotted, but they did do it alphabetical order.


He is.



He failed his test after suddenly swerving across four lanes to pull into a Dan Murphy's parking lot.



I hope he did.


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Well at least he got some goon.



Nice meme



It is a sneaky way to get goon without a narky mummybot lecturing you about your drinking solution



I didn't make it unfortunately





Neet King would like this method


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Vanish, o night!

Fade, you stars!

Fade, you stars!

At dawn, I will win!

I will win! I will win!



Is he still in a goon coma, those cancerous threads are still alive?


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Picked this one up from the normies on reddit.



What happened to him?



Sounds pretty gay to me, I'll continue to ignore my feelings and engage in hollow shitposting thank you very much



That puts me in the sort of mischievous mood in which I might make a cancerous thread of my own but I'll hold back.



I think I have the wrong NEET in mind, I am pretty gooned myself tbh


the cancerous threads have been alive for 17 hours.



Normalfags and their lies.



>for 17 hours.

Hate to say it but cheesy might not've been the best pick for the temp job.



No-one else nominated.



He does a good job, he just might be occupied by something important last time it was Dan's



Are there any neets who are here every single day?


Cheesy smegma



No need to resort to petty insults mate


The shape of water wasnt bad had some nice mythical creature/ratwoman bestiality that went well with my junk food sloth.



Vacuum cleaned penis



I haven't missed a day since the board started, and for like a year before that on /aus/



I wasn't doing that, I was playing the two words game by myself ;_;



I would've been a ruthless tyrant.



>The shape of water wasnt bad

I just don't like the end, it was like meh it finished the story after building everything up.



Do you ever have gaps of more than 12 hours? 17 hours to delete a few pretty much harmless threads isn't a big deal, is what I'm kind of getting at



>gaps of more than 12 hours?

No, why? Do you have something better to do?



What sort of things would you crack down on?



I would've liked to see her lay it's eggs when they got back to mexico



Repetition and memes.



What kind of steps would you take to promote better discussion within the neet general?



Now that's a better ending. I didn't want a happy ending of walking into the distance type, but I was just a build up and I was like meh.




Literally, in the sense of the original ROBOT9000 original content script



>promote better discussion

I'd crack down on that as well.






Ironically enough the robot is a good example of an attempted crackdown on memes and repetition that failed miserably



Shit you sound like a good choice



Original poo posts without the depression.



I was under the impression that in the IRC channel that the script was first tried in by the XKCD guy or someone he knows, it performed pretty well and with minimal technical troubles too



>Did Cheesecake end up going for his licence?

The test is on Monday.



Good luck cheesey.



Good luck



In theory it should work fine, but without effective blox moderation people will just find the simplest way possible to evade it



You can't go gallivanting abound the countryside once you have your licence though, you have two boards to run.



Dan should offer free wi-fi to help him moderate those boards as he travels from Dan to Dan.




Thanks m8s, hopefully it all goes well. I feel much more confident than last time so that is a bonus.


I plan on driving to some /comfy/ places near where I live. I always get jealous seeing some of the beautiful scenery some NEETs post during their walks. Right where I live is a concrete suburbia, but there are some comfy forests I'd like to visit and film in.



>comfy forests I'd like to visit and film in.

Looking forward to it mate.



On here every day, I've got no clue how 8chan moderation thing works though.



Anyone got the pic of the Dan sponsored NEETmobile from behind? I remember there were 2 pics of it, one is the banner one.



>But there are some comfy forests I'd like to visit and film in.

Lovely, I'm going to make a vid tomorrow going to go for a ride through Kangaroo Valley, very dense bushland/forest


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Here you go



A true masterpiece, the WAGIE BEWARE bit cracks me up everytime.

Thank you kind NEET.



>kanga valley

good taste




How much would we have to chip in each to get this for Cheesy if he gets his Ps?



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Haven't been there in a while, pretty hyped, really good roads.



i think i can find that in my budget



Couple of Dan's vouchers.


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They're too busy sniffing petrol and raping their kids, to post on the internet.



You mean more of the males here should adopt made-up genders?



Lame old /pol/ meme no thanks not here not on ausneets.



I'd call up the agency to demand a replacement if that happened to me.



*tips yarmulke*



I am as well. I hate filming things in my room as I have done it too many times and is repetitive.


I'll be waiting for that video.


Are there any bike riding NEETs?



We had a girlneet once, I think that was the most 'diverse' it ever was really


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I sexually identify as an MI-24's missile targeting and guidance complex.



It's not the same without a Tyrone video speaking it out loud


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Are you pre-op or post-op?


There is a new spam thread for you Cheesey.



I have a sneaky suspicion we have at least one asian, perhaps a pajeet



They have to go back.


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They were probably born here.



I'm a normie NEET



what makes you say that?



Because 1/10 (something like that) Australians are chinese.



I'd say we have one chinky or at least a hapa

I don't think we have a pajeet, Monk cucking him with all his poojeetas and all the poo talk would have caused him to crack and reveal himself by now



I don't see why that would pose a problem.



5.6% in 2016.

But they're not evenly distributed. My neighborhood is like 60% Chinese or something. I'm a minority here.

t. cbd lyf



Where would they go back to if they were half caste?



makes sense also their are a lot of chinese NEETs i believe


I do not like this talk about Chinks. Makes me depressed.



I heard one in six in Melbourne are Chinese, I don't know if that's right though.


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Hapas are white.



I want YOU for the Beta Uprising!






>tfw depression caused by chinks



Good luck



It must higher in Sydney because I see Chinese people everywhere


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They're the only think saving this country from a depression.


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>Ching chong nip nong fong.



The boomers strike again, when will they stop!?








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You can try and stop the tide but you won't like how it ends for you.



Not for a decade or two.






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Then it will be our generations turn to sell out our children.

Same as it ever was.


All this chink posting has ruined my comfy evening.


Good afternoon gang. Would be nice is some top bloke were to collect all of the pepes from the previous threads and create a thread simply for the collection of pepes.



They're just the ones I felt like giving away.


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Nothing wrong with Asians.





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How do I into rice runes?



Moon language.



Study Chinese at High School and then University.


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I left high school over 10 years ago





A NEET has all the time in the world to learn languages.


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I think the potentiometer in my CH pro throttle has crapped out and even if I can fix it, I'm too drunk.

Hardware failure has cockblocked me from a night of alchohol and flightsims



Looks like you're stuck with memefrogs and gookrunes.



Well, not alcohol.







You need to tap it.





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All this chink migration has ruined my country. Mongolian inundation.


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>tfw extremely depressed


>tfw extremely impressed


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Back in the old days there wasn't any of these bloody slopehead cunts.


I think I am going to have another shower. I already had one today but I am craving another. Soon I will be:

>tfw refreshed


Chinese NEET how is China treating you? How are your grandparents? Does mummybot send you care packages?



>tfw didnt have a shower yesterday than wanked twice today



Just twice?





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Problem solved, fiddling with some loose connections got it working properly again.

Better to pull things apart than have to buy a new one.


Things would be different round here if Mongolians invaded.



Are you that NEET who is always told that there were no Chinese women here back then, only men, but then you pretend not to know that and keep posting your repetitive and misleading memes about Chinese being in Australia for ages anyway?


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Is the main source of your satisfaction?



Usually its only once a day





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I post whatever I think will give me you's





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wish I could mass migrate to their country tbh



I was secretly hoping for it to be the Chinese NEET whose parents forced him over the China to live with his grandparents and to get a job? He posted on aus before he left, he didn't seem to pay after that update.



Without Chinese women, I'd never get laid in Australia.



Well bantered.



That looks like some Avatar shit.



Be careful not to suffocate them to much if you are executive



The countryside in China has some beautiful spots.



Everyone who has ever invaded China has regretted doing so eventually. It's the only country in the world that expands by being conquered.


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That was nisem, he's a fuckhead. He's probably here though. He was from 4/soc/



Yea same because Im short


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Even the ocean can't sneakily erode away their land without consequence



I am merely foreman sized. Although I do try to suffocate them with my dick



But just imagine being Chinese and being forced to live over there without it being able to speak a single word or having very limited language. Like you wouldn't be treated like a dumb Foreigner but someone who can fluently speak the language and understand it at speed. That's torture.



Which other foreigners do you like to race-mix with?






> suffocate them with my dick

Something about their faces when they choke is amazing






You're just giving them a feed of Australian cuisine


I'm so glad I'm not Chinese, I draw like a retarded child and those symbols have a lot of lines



It's the crying



Judging from our cities, semen fresh from the source is a pretty common staple diet.



Yeah, it would be fucked. The only thing that really pissed me off was the shit about him going "back" and I kind of hold him responsible for fucking the aus/pol/'s



Its cute when they suck cock I want mine to be sucked by one


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I am going to get a stomach ache(KFC) then hit up Dan's



Good work, keep at it!



Have fun



Right at this moment you have the opportunity to choose not to, neet. Don't forget that.


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I can imagine that they appreciate all the nutrients that is given to them



I meant "the Japanese people"


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>Chinese (Simplified)



Sure you did, Takumi



Well at least he's gone or at least his presence is.


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First you get the deep fried chicken, then you get the promotion to executive level. Then you get the women and the early death from heart failure. DO IT FOR YOUR NEETBROS



Free will is an illusion.

Dan is a certainty.


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My traditional Chinese is sloppy.



I want to stop being a lanklet and go from foreman to muscleforeman.


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I wish I could go back to being beforeman



Just stop eating, NEET. I believe in you.



What an uplifting message



I forgot the ranking system but I'm not an exec. or even fat really.



Cheer up Dan's still open all across Australia.



Nisem is full of shit. He just posts his pastas constantly. If he comes here he should be banned on sight. The same thing goes for that other disgusting Chink Bruce Crane.



Shouldn't have taken the Dan-pill




>If he comes here he should be banned on sight

Yeah well that is a challenge on an anonymous imageboard forum. If I see him I'll let you know.



What if a neet owns shirts in multiple sizes?



He just wanted to become refreshed!


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So I went to that 60th.

I'll type some shit up tomorrow. Going to bed.



Does the fabric expand?



I guess that disproves the existence of shirt sizes, the way that the 0.01% of our population that is transgender disproves that gender can real.



Have a wank



Good night, NEET. Sounds like being around normies tuckered you out.



I look forward to hearing about it tomorrow mate.




I wish you would post it now while it's hot on your mind and you are full of emotion.



This poster may require medication



Some brands are sized weirdly

I'm a fat piece of shit but one of my L shirts feels like a 3X



That's why I recommended he has a wank



Rivers brand stuff is sized weirdly. Their large size feels like a 4XL.



Your taxes are already paying for my HRT.


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Feels like everyone I grew up with is suddenly getting engaged



You feed off other NEETs' emotions, sucking them dry.



It reminds me of a time when I had my own.



You are a beautiful specimen please stop talking down to yourself



All the girls I wanted to bone have kids now and are bushpigs.



>tfw 30s



Has this made you reconsider your taste in women?



Did you bottle them up or was your potential tapped dried?



Two of my friends are married, one even has a child.


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A pretty good song.



One of my friends friend is getting married



Have a wank



Have a wank



Have a wank



That's what got me into this position in the first place



Have a goon





And go for a hoon



Then he'll go meet UNNA



I'll post multiple Karens tomorrow morning for you.



What a kind spirited NEET




Have a wank at his wedding


That's the wonderful thing about Karen. No matter how old you get she'll always be a 2d loli


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It's Saturday Night, everybody's out cruising.



I wish I was invited to wank at a wedding what an honour



alright, fuck it i've cracked a beer

So I go there and things aren't as awkward initially as I thought they might be.

Daughter in question isn't there.

Lots of questions from his extended family about my job, which was a bit weird. I haven't see him for like a year, so why do his brothers and sisters and inlaws know about what I'm doing?

Anyway, this Nepalese bloke he works with is there with his wife and her niece.

I'm a white supremacist, but the girl is genuinely pretty and has spent half her life in London, so she speaks English like pom.

Not introduced to her at this point, so ignore her.

Anyway, a while later the 60 year old's sister, who must be 70 is talking to me. I've known her for years, so it's not too painful.

Out of nowhere, she calls the girl over.

"[Girl], this is [Pepe]. He works in cyber security looking after [x] for the entire country."

She responds enthusiastically.

Cue me fucking up what should be a basic conversation.

Anyway, after ascertaining she has a fashion design degree and is 22, the conversation is interrupted by somebody bringing out the birthday cake.

We sit there in silence for a few minutes afterward and then she feigns some reason to go off and do something else.

When they were leaving she shook my hand.

Anyway. That was my afternoon/evening.



I'm niggergfNEET



Where all stuck on wank cul-de-sac can use send an uber?



Is her fried chicken nice?



Have another beer



Race-mixing: averted.


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I didn't know this was skyhooks.

They were alright, I had this album.



I can't even manage a conversation with an untermensch



>"[Girl], this is [Pepe]. He works in cyber security looking after [x] for the entire country."

Oh, are you the guy who posts all the google searches that pajeets make



Yeah, it's alright. Her sushi is pretty damn good too.



Have a wank




It sounds like it went pretty well.

>I'm a white supremacist

He says unironically. Come on mate time to let that silliness go. It will be a relief. Free yourself.


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You could bring the whole ausneet crew, and the whole team could have a wank and end by decorating the wedding cake.



She got a bit of nip in her?



>time to let that silliness go

Bad advice. Ignore this.



I'm a white supremacist too



>I'm a white supremacist

How embarrassing.



I loved Skyhooks when I was a kid. Them and Chisel and Jimmy Barnes were my thing for a couple of years.



>Caring about whiteness is bad, goy.

Shlomo plz go.



Just send the extra large uber to Wank cul-de-sac




You must test this foreign flavour and report on all its exotic goodness.





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I appreciate you, neets

also someone please make a new thread immediately



I did a google search after I posted, and she must be a half caste, cos she wasn't that brown or wrinkly.





Nah, just likes k-pop and gook shit. She can speak korean pretty fluently.



Reasonably bantered. I will implement the correction.


New Thread: >>52875

New Thread: >>52875

New Thread: >>52875

New Thread: >>52875



Thank you, kind Karen poster.


Have a goon /+ wank



Ah you beat me. Oh well, better delete my thread.

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