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File: 94b7237eb8d3503⋯.jpg (9.05 KB, 255x221, 15:13, 1437729522615.jpg)

 No.52875

The new NEET Thread, God be praised.

Old Thread: >>52114

 No.52876

ADELAIDE


 No.52882

Thank god, I was trying to make a thread myself but all my thread titles sounded retarded


 No.52884

File: 3fbd0531aff904f⋯.png (8.9 KB, 365x378, 365:378, 3fbd0531aff904f8f140d5f90d….png)

>tfw no Nepalese gf


 No.52886

This thread is about the conversation with that nepalse bitch I fucked up


 No.52887


 No.52888

Good that we narrowly avoided the no pepe, no old thread link general


 No.52889

>>52886

22 is too young for you anyway NEET.


 No.52890

>>52886

Did her hand feel nice?


 No.52891

>>52867

My dad used to give me shit about them. They made a fair few decent songs


 No.52892

>>52877

That's interesting, I've heard that the Koreans are fairly racist towards black people Beyond the cities even though why people are just a novelty. Does she have family over there or did she work for someone who was Korean, it's a strange thing to learn for someone who is black?


 No.52893

What did Nepalese qt smell like.


 No.52894

>>52891

Shirl had a great voice. He was a unique talent.


 No.52895

>>52889

fuck you NEETlore cunt


 No.52896

>>52895

and your good memory/note taking system


 No.52897

Alternative thread didn't even use a proper pepe image very disappointing tbh


 No.52898

>>52890

Yes, although her handshake was weak.


 No.52899

>>52892

Are you high?


 No.52900

>>52892

Most of her friends are some sort of asian.

I can't tell them apart.


 No.52901

>>52893

flowers of some sort


 No.52902

Is niggerGFNEET's GF a black or a blasian?


 No.52903

>>52897

That is a pepe though?


 No.52904

>>52903

The other neet general #71 didn't have a pepe


 No.52905

>>52901

Please tell us more, did she have a cute smile and glistening eyes. Was her hair long and shimmered in the light?


 No.52906

>>52902

How would the NEETs know?


 No.52907

>>52906

NEETlore.


 No.52908

>>52906

Some of the big brain neets are experts at picking up subtle hints a careless neet may drop about his life


 No.52909

>>52905

She had a red sun dress on that showed off some nice boob cleft.

Her hair was long and black and glossy


 No.52910

File: b75e9cfe6c2d1f4⋯.jpg (50.01 KB, 500x500, 1:1, Chinese African.jpg)


 No.52911

>>52899

No, I have read a bit about Asian countries around teaching jobs. Someone who was black went to semi rural town and was fired simply because he was black in south Korea. Why do you provide such vague questions?


 No.52912

>>52908

I drop subtle lies to mess up my NEETlore.


 No.52913

Just used google images to look at nepalese girls. They're poojeta tier. Everyone go back to kfc and wank jokes.


 No.52914

>>52903

I thought it was just a more comical version of Bruce?


 No.52915

>>52909

She sounds dreamy.


 No.52916

>>52910

This bloodline about to become a mudline.


 No.52917

SYDNEY


 No.52918

>>52911

Because your previous post sounded disjointed and insane.


 No.52919

>>52913

Poojetas look okay though


 No.52920

SYDNEY


 No.52921


 No.52922

>>52892

are you a nigger?


 No.52923

>>52919

Nepalese food is basically a form of indian.

She's a half caste as I said. Google serves up terrible images.


 No.52924

When I was in hospital I had a nepalese nurse, she was lovely.


 No.52925

>>52916

lol, your a funny one neet


 No.52926

File: 420633069ac9f8c⋯.jpg (11.34 KB, 183x275, 183:275, download.jpg)

File: 315d455cdc2f7a6⋯.jpg (28.34 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 18252744_1533844873324322_….jpg)

File: 3d9005c99026baa⋯.jpg (54.03 KB, 384x517, 384:517, Poonam.jpg)


 No.52927

>>52898

A good girl should have a gentle handshake.


 No.52928

>>52927

If she can't shake a hand, she can't tug a dick


 No.52929

>>52928

She needs to tug the dick in a ladylike way.


 No.52930

>>52918

What part? He said she was black. I assumed African. I've never heard of an African learning Korean. I provided my reasons yes, sure it wasn't completely coherent I accept that.


 No.52931


 No.52932

>>52924

I'd like to climb up to their little villages and pollute their bloodline and spin those meditation things they have.


 No.52933

>>52929

with her mouth


 No.52934

>>52933

This.


 No.52935

>>52932

The birthday boy was telling me her uncle, being from Nepal, couldn't shake the sherpa thing and was always trying to carry his stuff.


 No.52936

>>52922

>>52931

I was just reading about how foreigners are treated in Asian countries and came across that example. The advice in all Asian countries was to generally stay away from areas that aren't too populated unless you are quiet proficient in the language.


 No.52937

>>52936

u aren't quiet proficient in english


 No.52938

>>52935

Funny little asians carrying your stuff like pack mules. It's almost enough to remind you of what being white is like.


 No.52939

>>52935

You should dress like an explorer from the 1920's and bone her while yelling "mush mush"


 No.52940

>>52938

How many times per day do you apologise for your white privilege?


 No.52941

>>52937

Anything in particular causing your sperg out?


 No.52942

>>52937

No need to be narky mate.


 No.52943

>>52939

Pretty sure they weren't using dog sled packs in the Nepalese mountains…


 No.52944


 No.52945


 No.52946

>>52941

nepalese waifs


 No.52947

>>52937

It's ok, the koreans won't be able to tell anyway


 No.52948

>>52946

Have an Australian Escort


 No.52949

>>52943

I don't know what they yelled at sherpas, you need to do some research before you fuck her in costume.


 No.52950

>>52947

You weren't talking to me niggf if you think you were, I don't know why he went off.


 No.52951

>>52949

Are nepalese the same as tibettans? Cos I think they just get yelled at by the Chinks (before being shot)


 No.52952

>>52948

Dude, that's fucking gross.


 No.52953

>>52949

मेरो कार्यकारी मुर्गा घुमाउनुहोस्


 No.52954

>>52951

Maybe he needs to dress in red army get up.


 No.52955

>>52952

Have a wank instead


 No.52956

>>52953

Did you think she'll be able to carry you up the mountain?


 No.52957

>>52956

I weigh 125kg so no. She'd be filling out Work Cover forms in no time.


 No.52958

>>52956

It will be a struggle to carry an executive NEET as well as his cooking gear.


 No.52959

>>52958

Especially a Weber kettle


 No.52960

>>52957

DSP couple?


 No.52961

>>52959

I don't think this is the same NEET.


 No.52962

>>52961

It is. I'm ripping on myself.


 No.52963

>>52961

There's only 2 neets here, and you're one of them, so no.


 No.52964

>>52962

There are Nepalese qt's in Adelaide?


 No.52965

>>52962

And just on that:

I'm glad I stayed up for an extra beer.

Posting that shit and reading the replies has made me laugh.


 No.52966

>>52964

Yes. For 6 months anyway. She wants to visit Sydney after that.


 No.52967

>>52963

But there are three variations of both of us.


 No.52968

>>52962

Your children over there will be oddity. I knew of a white man who married a Cambodian woman and everyone stared at his family over in Cambodia. Since the children looked like them but were so much whiter even though it wasn't that much.


 No.52969

>>52966

You better make it quick then.


 No.52970

>tfw no ghost asian kids.


 No.52971

>>52969

as NEETlore NEET reminded me, I'm too old.

I'm also physically repulsive and can't manage a basic conversation, as I've posted.


 No.52972

You're only too old when the sperm can't exit your dick.


 No.52973

>>52971

I don't think that stopped the explorers of old. Ravage her deep cavernous ravine and mount her glistening peak. It is the white mans way.


 No.52974

lack·a·dai·si·cal


 No.52975

File: 9dcaa286f8890f6⋯.jpg (86.19 KB, 992x744, 4:3, Elliot_Rodger.jpg)

>>52970

You can be my dad


 No.52976

>>52973

plant your flagpole atop her peaks to prove you were the first to get there


 No.52977

>>52975

Sorry lad, we'll kick the footy another day. I've got movies to make.


 No.52978

>>52977

Dad why do all the hot blondes at school prefer digger nicks?


 No.52979

>>52978

Son, you're a strapping young fella. Here's some money. Go buy yourself a car, they're sure to like you then.


 No.52980

>>52979

to be fair, the father did hire someone to mentor him and teach him how to be less of a retard.


 No.52981

How long can an open bag of goon last in the fridge?


 No.52982

>>52981

Depends how low your standards are


 No.52983

>>52982

It's been about a week.


 No.52984

>>52983

It probably won't hurt you but it may taste like shit


 No.52985

>>52980

Way too late when he failing at university? Earlier intervention may have helped. What his father did sounded like a bandaid solution. It did help but then without support he went straight back to his normal self.


 No.52986

>>52983

Get a Soda Stream and reinvented that goon.


 No.52987

It's Saturday night - who's going out?


 No.52988

>>52987

I am about to go to bed.


 No.52989

>>52987

I'm close to going to bed too.


 No.52990

Imagine catching a yowie


 No.52991

>>52987

Anyone in Sydney up for a drink?


 No.52992

>>52989

Lets go to bed together.


 No.52993

>>52992

You wont let me sleep.


 No.52994

>>52992

You're probably close to cumming in his bed


 No.52995

File: 736f2295d272c19⋯.png (186.09 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 1386139504594.png)

>>52992

>>52993

Saturday nights here are as spicy as ever.


 No.52996

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>52993

Good night my good NEET. I will see you tomorrow.


 No.52997

>>52995

I hope she doesn't cause fungal infections


 No.52998

"They're very intelligent."

But he says they are in danger.

"They build meagre shelters in the forest which are often destroyed by humans," he said.

"The EPA won't respond to my calls."

I believe him.

https://web.archive.org/web/20141019025139/http://www.gympietimes.com.au/news/gympie-man-tells-of-yowie-encounter-queensland/2393323/


 No.52999

>>52996

Noighty noight buddy.


 No.53000

>>52998

>he was confronted by "a man-like figure," heavy set and smelling "like rotten eggs." The creature reportedly ran away

innawoods NEET


 No.53001

>>52998

It's a shame that the EPA won't respond to his tip offs


 No.53002

who /beer/ here


 No.53003

>>53002

I love beer.

But it's too expensive and you need too much to match like $5 worth of goon.


 No.53004

>>53003

A carton lasts me ages because beer fills me up and I can't drink more than one or two at a time


 No.53005

File: 6ed5040237d42ab⋯.jpg (20.67 KB, 640x583, 640:583, 6ed5040237d42ab53c32d85e6f….jpg)

>>53002

>beer


 No.53006

>>53005

mean wojak


 No.53007

File: 0dfc3f8322a225f⋯.jpg (396.01 KB, 1363x2048, 1363:2048, Zuumin highfashion.jpg)

Nighty Night NEETs


 No.53008

>>52998

>Yowies in Gympie

Goddamnit, I like to go camping out west of there.

I've never seen anything strange in the bush, and there's no way I want to run into anything spooky.


 No.53009

>>53004

I envy you. I wish beer could give me that much of a hit again. These days, I drink 6 and get nothing.

Great taste, but as a NEET I wasnt to piss away a day. Take today. $10 worth of goon and I haven't been sober since 10am.

>>53007

Night, nipposter.


 No.53010

>>53007

Good night.


 No.53011

>>53009

I don't really drink to get any kind of tipsy, I just drink because it's cold and sometimes water doesn't hit the spot

I hope you're not doing too bad neet


 No.53012

File: bd731d2f84813eb⋯.jpg (54.92 KB, 900x900, 1:1, sassy.jpg)

>>53008

They're friendly mate.


 No.53013

>>53007

Sleep tight.


 No.53014

File: ad53186cc13826f⋯.jpg (36.66 KB, 817x443, 817:443, DUbohRXVoAE8Ls5.jpg)

>>53005

goonpill me on beer


 No.53015

>>53014

It just tastes not-nice to me.


 No.53016

>>53015

It's a taste yoou learn to enjoy, a bit like coffee


 No.53017

File: 84f85851bb1ff6b⋯.png (93.88 KB, 866x900, 433:450, durr3.png)

>>53015

shit reason tbh


 No.53018

>>53011

I'm actually doing really well since I've started browsing /ausneets/.

I'm not the most active poster and I'm not really a good person, /ausneets/, but please don't ever die.


 No.53019

>>53016

Nah.

>>53017

That's okay.


 No.53020

>>53018

That's good to hear, friend. I don't think this general is going anywhere anytime soon, so stay comfy.


 No.53021

>everyone goes to bed early

Again


 No.53022

Another saturday night alone


 No.53023

>>53022

Is being alone and by yourself any worse than being alone with others?


 No.53024

went and got some beer from dans

now that I'm home I'm feeling too tired for a neetparty and I'm probably going straight to bed


 No.53025

I'm going to crash too. Good night NEETs


 No.53026

>>53024

What beer did you get?

I'm about to have some noodles


 No.53027

Goodnight NEETs. Now I've watched 16 episodes of Galactic Heroes and am well and truly invested in it.


 No.53028

>>53026

4 pack of the big hollandia cans


 No.53029

>>53026

What noodles are you eating?


 No.53030

>>53029

Maggi Fusian Korean Beef


 No.53031

Gonna stay up late tonight neetos


 No.53032

>>53030

How is it?


 No.53033

>>53031

>post this

>immediately begin to feel very tired

reeeeeeeee


 No.53034

>>53032

Just finished them. Mildly spicy, having some milk now.


 No.53035

File: 3f09b511c2bc6c8⋯.jpg (114.26 KB, 661x749, 661:749, 3f09b511c2bc6c8cc955df63ca….jpg)

>>53030

>Maggi

>Not getting Indo-Mie


 No.53036

>>53031

>>53031

I'm going to be a bad boy and stay up until 11pm for the F1 Qualifying


 No.53037

File: cd3e2102c7eaa22⋯.jpg (171.69 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, 462723.jpg)

>>53035

These are better, search your heart you know it to be true


 No.53038

>>53037

Too expensive. 5 pack of Indomie for $2.75 from Woolies.


 No.53039

hello


 No.53040

>>53014

Beer is $42 a case which is like 30 SDs, while goon is $10 and also about 30 SDs


 No.53041

File: 8871907fa28234a⋯.jpg (177.59 KB, 353x500, 353:500, FUCKING RETARDS DELETE THI….jpg)


 No.53042

File: 3b62bb66ce2c6f0⋯.jpg (126.56 KB, 353x400, 353:400, 3b6.jpg)

>>53040

>SDs

wut?


 No.53043

>>53042

Standard drinks


 No.53044

>>53036

That's exactly why I'm staying up too


 No.53045

>>53042

Standard Drinks, basically a measurement of how much alcohol is in a drink


 No.53046

>>53038

I used to like indomie but once I took the maggipill there was no turning back.


 No.53047

>>53039

Hello Lionel


 No.53048

>>53036

My Boss would probably do that too


 No.53049

>>53047

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW I PLAY DARK ANGELS IN W40K


 No.53050

>>53043

>>53045

That sounds like some Fascist nonsense to dictate how much we should drink.

>>53046

Does Maggi have seasoned oil, sweet soy and fried onion packets?


 No.53051

File: 7e6d8b56545e029⋯.jpg (107.1 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, DaLp5QAWsAAeZkj.jpg)

>>53044

Gimi looks good in the last practice

Do you watch it on Acestream?


 No.53052

>>53050

>Does Maggi have seasoned oil, sweet soy and fried onion packets?

The Korean Beef one has a seasoning pack and another pack of chopped up herbs and dried vegetables. They make a Laska one as well which is nice, but not as good as the Korean beef.


 No.53053

>>53050

It was created by the UK in 1984, so not Fascist but Jews


 No.53054

File: e2044061e222523⋯.jpg (324.74 KB, 740x772, 185:193, 1323028764592.jpg)

File: 183727a049ab879⋯.jpg (584.34 KB, 740x740, 1:1, f5753870a40ccef114a6cb88e7….jpg)

>>53052

>pack of chopped up herbs and dried vegetables

>Laska

>>53053

What a surprise, a bunch of bossy inbred Saxons.


 No.53055

>>53054

Oh and (((Thatcher))) at that


 No.53056

>>53054

It still tastes better than indo mie. I've tried them both


 No.53057

>>53051

It would be nice to see him get it, it's hard not to like his personality

And yeah I probably will, that's what I did last season. I made the mistake of just watching it on 10 for the aus GP and the constant ads were infuriating.


 No.53058

I WHIP MY NIGGERS BACK AND FORTH, I WHIP MY NIGGERS BACK AND FORTH.


 No.53059

>>53058

How many glasses have you had?


 No.53060


 No.53061

>>53057

The race is going to be interesting, the Mercs both have grid penalties for a gearbox change.

Yeah FTA is utter shit, they barely show the V8's anymore and I don't even think they show full races on 10 anymore outside of the Aus. GP.


 No.53062

>>53061

It'll be interesting to see if they're able to overtake this time. Bottas barely managed to overtake anyone last race while in previous years they inevitably ended up back in the top 4 no matter where they started.

I think 10 outright cancelled the last couple of races they were meant to show last season. I wish the rights would go to an independent online service so I don't have to either hope I have a reliable stream or spend 40 bucks on the foxjew.


 No.53063

>>53062

Know any stream?


 No.53064

>>53063

https://www.reddit.com/r/motorsportsstreams/

For every session there is a post at the top here

https://www.reddit.com/r/motorsportsstreams/comments/8ahvwu/1500_utc_formula_1_bahrain_grand_prix_qualifying/

There are normal streams and acestream links, I just use they acestream ones since all I have to do it paste it into the acestream program


 No.53065

>>53063

There's a stream coming out of my dick.


 No.53066

>>53064

This download for acestream is taking weirdly long


 No.53067


 No.53068

>>53063

I usually got them from /f1/ on cuckchan. I have a list of acestreams in some notepad document but I changed computers recently and the file probably has a dumb name so I can't find it.


 No.53069

>>53068

I'm assuming that's a general on /o/ or /sp/ I doubt there is an /f1/ board there, unlike some sites…..

>>>/f1/


 No.53070

>>53069

I meant the /f1/ general on 4chan. It's normal to refer to generals like that there, admittedly it is confusing to do on a website where /name/ is used to indicate randomly named boards too.


 No.53071

>>53070

Even so there is /o/ and /sp/ so it's confusing


 No.53072

Greetings NEETs, I just woke up, hope everyone is alright.


 No.53073

I find Lemonade is THE best pair to mixing a goon


 No.53074

>>53072

Hello Hans probably not your actual real name, but what ever

Hows it been

Also quick question, what is the cheapest Alcohol in Germany, are goon bags a thing there


 No.53075

>>53074

Its been alright, an old chad-type friend decided to contact me again, he's also currently a NEET and we're drinking tonight, just have to find a nice and quiet spot outdoors.

>what is the cheapest Alcohol in Germany

probably some wine or beer in plastic bottles, I don't really know since the only alcohol I buy is cheap vodka, 5 euros a bottle.

>are goon bags a thing there

we have wine in bags, its called tütenwein, literally bag wine. Its not a big thing here


 No.53076

>>53075

>5 euros a bottle

holy shit that is cheap and I mean REALLY CHEAP

Vokda is $27 at the absolute cheapest here and that's at Dan's or Aldi


 No.53077

>>53075

>an old chad-type friend decided to contact me again

Funny enough that happened to me last week, wondering if I should shoot him a Faceberg message to meet up


 No.53078

>>53077

>an old chad-type friend decided to contact me

>wondering if I should shoot him


 No.53079

>>53078

kek, he's actually a good cunt, never would hurt him


 No.53080

>>53076

I should have mentioned that they are 0,7l bottles and that they taste like shit.

>Vokda is $27 at the absolute cheapest here

fuck thats expensive. Whats the cheapest alcohol you can get in australia?

>>53077

does he know about your NEET lifestyle?


 No.53081

>>53080

The cheapest Alcohol we can get is a 4L bag of Wine

You can at Dans get 9% for $8.30 In a 2 bag buy, at Aldi you can buy 11% at $10


 No.53082

>>53080

tbh not a NEET just here because these cunts I get along with


 No.53083

>>53081

doesn't sound to bad, seems like Dan kept his promise. But still, 27$ for vodka? Fuck I'm lucky with my local prices

>>53082

huh, so whats stopping you from meeting up with that old friend of yours?


 No.53084

>>53083

Autism and distance


 No.53085

Looks like there has been some kind of terrorist happening in Germany


 No.53086

>>53083

Alcohol is fucked here


 No.53087

>>53085

Isn't that everyday there

In fact I'm suprised Sydney hasn't had an attack for a while


 No.53088

Poor gimi

Good night late night neets


 No.53089

>>53085

yeah I just read about it, seems like an evil van decided to run over people. Driver shot himself.

>Behörden gehen von Anschlag aus

>authorities are assuming its a (terrorist) attack

>In Sicherheitskreisen hieß es, „das Szenario ist so, dass man einen Anschlag nicht ausschließen kann.“

>In security circles it was said that "its the kind of scenario where we can't rule out a terrorist attack"

>Die Polizei bat, keine Spekulationen über den Vorfall anzustellen

>police asked to not speculate about the case

Also we got multiple government officials saying that their thoughts are with the victims. Just another day in germanistan

thank god for these competent people who are in charge here.

>>53088

good night NEET


 No.53090

>>53089

>police asked not to speculate about the case

should be

>police asked the public to not speculate about the case


 No.53091


 No.53092

>>53088

Yeah he couldn't do it. G'night m8, looking forward to the race tomorrow


 No.53093

ein dopple tripple


 No.53094

morning NEETs


 No.53095

>>53094

Morning NEET


 No.53096

File: 6e066310a0fc2f6⋯.jpg (702.44 KB, 2225x2542, 2225:2542, woomera.jpg)

Was up for hours last night thinking about this. Especially the bit about the "pyramid", that's just the shape of the road.


 No.53097

File: 61f6b99b6626aae⋯.jpg (349.2 KB, 800x1091, 800:1091, 1675_Ehinger_Saul_spricht_….JPG)

Good morning friends


 No.53098

>>53054

Indomie aren't very good and at over 50c a pack that's not that cheap if you;re having two or three.


 No.53099

File: 63829d39a49deee⋯.jpg (383.88 KB, 2103x1578, 701:526, lfl.jpg)

Morning neets. Our official meme drink has been discovered by (((the media))). Looks like little fat lamb is off to the slaughterhouse.


 No.53100

>>53094

>>53095

>>53099

Good morning dearest NEETs


 No.53101

>>53099

>pouring it in the gutter

that's ok I guess, fat lamb's a poofter drink.

GOON OR DEATH


 No.53102

Good morning NEETs.

I shouldn't have mentioned Picnic at Hanging Rock last night. I had a nightmare about it last night. I dreamed I was alone in the bush and spooky shit was happening.

I was half awake and knew I was at home in bed and lying there I became paralysed by fear. Literally paralysed. I tried to move in bed but couldn't. And the dream still went on. Very disturbing.


 No.53103

>>53096

Where is this stuff from? half chan /x/?

>>53102

Sounds like classic sleep paralysis. Did you see anything in your room?


 No.53104

>>53102

Good morning, I had something similar.

Kept seeing figures but was just mind playing tricks and me over thinking. Imagine being those kids following the light in the bush.

One thing that got me thinking was the "farmer", there aren't any farms anywhere near there.

>>53103

>Where is this stuff from?

Not sure, it was posted here yesterday.


 No.53105

>>53103

>Did you see anything in your room?

No I didn't see anything.


 No.53106


 No.53107

>>53097

>>53094

>>53099

Good morning NEETos.

>>53096

>>53104

Maybe I shouldn't have posted that thing. I didn't realise it would cause such implications.


 No.53108

File: abbc04907e78869⋯.jpg (8.03 KB, 184x274, 92:137, quinkins.jpg)

>>53107

You have released them into Adelaide now.

That' another thing I was thinking; If the lines of the rod act as avenues for them to move perhaps now they can get anywhere. I don't really believe in it but it does get me thinking.


 No.53109

>>53108

>I don't really believe in it

That is good to know. You can never quite be sure because I know some NEETs are mentally interesting and can suffer from paranoia and obsessional problems. From time to time.


 No.53110

To shake off the lingering fear of my nightmare I took Doggo for his walk. It was just getting light outside and I think I prefer walking a bit earlier than that when it is still dark. 5am is the best time for walks I think. It is so quiet and still.

I am not sure if I will keep that opinion when it starts to get really cold.


 No.53111

File: 3170511825a19e4⋯.jpg (52.76 KB, 394x578, 197:289, ef6293e9be42f420d743145d9d….jpg)

>>53109

tbh I think I convince myself I don't believe in shit.

I saw ghosts when I was a kid but used to tell myself it was just me seeing stuff and my mind fabricating the details.

Black fella stuff, more than anything else, really does give me funny vibes.


 No.53112

>>53110

Speaking of cold, Doggo and I were walking up a steep hill this morning and we walked into a pocket of really warm air. I have never noticed anything like that before. I guess the hill had been sheltering some air and it stayed warmer than the air everywhere else. It was quite weird. A little muggy pocket of air.


 No.53113

File: 16b3bcaccfdefd9⋯.jpg (602.69 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, 22a.jpg)

>>53112

It was the quinkin letting you know that they know that you know.


 No.53114

>>53111

The abos out in the bush still believe in all that shit and it is a big problem for them because they believe illnesses are caused by sorcery and witchcraft and so they get violent and attack people when they think they have caused a relative to get sick or die.


 No.53115

>>53113

I bet they are responsible for my depression and failed life. They have been invisibly dogging my steps for years, pushing me to make the wrong choices.


 No.53116

>>53113

>the quinkin letting you know that they know that you know

I know


 No.53117

>>53115

They are metaphors for your personal demons, failings and fears. These metaphors have been drawn out out of you, made external, incarnated into supernatural form. Now they're crossing the barrier from the supernatural world into the real one.


 No.53118

>>53115

They've been guiding you towards Dan Murphy's to get the medicine you need.


 No.53119

>>53114

Get a stick and start beating these ideas out of them.


 No.53120

>>53114

Abos fascinate me. I don't know why, maybe it's because I haven't met one yet


 No.53121

File: 9a52bd054252dec⋯.png (872.2 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out060949.png)

File: c11feffe708c44b⋯.png (1.62 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out060953.png)

File: de98837cd678571⋯.png (1.56 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out060954.png)

File: 93e2f7e658f5efc⋯.png (1.6 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out060955.png)

>>53094

>>53095

>>53097

>>53099

>>53100

>>53102

>>53104

>>53107

Good morning white supremacists, NEETs, and white supremacist NEETs.


 No.53122

>>53121

Good morning Karen.


 No.53124

>>53117

>NEETos depression manifests and wreaks havoc on normie society


 No.53125

>>53123

Have you invested in an iron bar?


 No.53126

>>53123

What do they do all day?


 No.53127

>>53126

Inhaling solvents and drinking goon


 No.53128

>>53126

The abbos I see in the CBD of adelaide sit around in public parks and shit while drinking goon, jabbering on about bullshit, getting mad and yelling FAAAAARRRRK YUUUUUUUUUUUU while jabbering, leaving rubbish around the place, and pissing up against a tree.


 No.53129

>>53128

Why doesn't the Australian government provide them with free and unlimited access to solvents to speed up the process?


 No.53130

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Off to wage.

Enjoy your day NEETs, beware of the quinkin.


 No.53131

Long day ahead of me and I have so much shit to do I might just turn my internet off for the next 8 hours so I can actually get stuff done without procrastinating.

I'll see you this evening NEETs.


 No.53132

>>53130

See you soon.

>>53131

>I'll see you this evening NEETs.

See you when you get back, don't forget to have a wank


 No.53133

File: 29df14130be6b55⋯.gif (1.22 MB, 366x333, 122:111, f6377b3721bcaaed246657c30d….gif)

New day, new possibilities'. What will (you)'' drink today?


 No.53134

File: 0103c0a91fbb897⋯.jpg (25.14 KB, 650x366, 325:183, 107a02972ba60640689d6dda63….jpg)

>tfw Dan's is not open yet


 No.53135

How you doing lads? It's apparently morning down there?

Anyone doing anything exciting today?

I spent my saturday sitting around playing Majoras Mask. What's NEET life like fotr you guys? Does the climate make it better or worse?


 No.53136

File: 2efebc06738e827⋯.jpg (191.72 KB, 1456x1092, 4:3, bb00f7b2b66f053a47bd2bb3ff….jpg)

>>53135

>Anyone doing anything exciting today?

Looking into distant landscapes and becoming refreshed


 No.53137

>>53135

Jerking off lots today

The climate is nice except for when you're trying to sleep in the summer and it's hot and humid


 No.53138

>>53137

I can definitely imagine that being a pain, I dislike when we have warmer weather over here so I can only imagine the hell you guys suffer.

Where did you guys excile yourselves from anyway? I've not heard of /ausneet/ before.


 No.53139

File: 25debc9bdf9ca23⋯.png (94.57 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 25debc9bdf9ca231073eccb3e7….png)

>>53133

Today we're having a little fat lamb special - with each purchase of 1.25 litres or more, Dan is giving away a free iron bar*. Every iron bar has been autographed by Dan and tested on live aborigines.

* = Terms and conditions apply. Limit of 1 iron bar per customer.


 No.53140

>>53138

The board /aus/ had a thread for NEETs but some NEETs got banned near the beginnning of the year and in protest all the NEETs moved here. Now /aus/ is a dead board used by homos every now and then.


 No.53141

>>53127

>>53128

They seem like beautiful people who get Australia its healthy dose of diversity


 No.53142

>>53141

Daily dose.


 No.53143

File: 89e49614cc134fb⋯.png (364.27 KB, 983x783, 983:783, neetbuttons.png)

Thought I'd make one of these, might be fun


 No.53144

File: 56dfacc7a96dec0⋯.png (623.01 KB, 1008x596, 252:149, Dan and Associates.png)


 No.53145

>>53143

Easily Red


 No.53146

>>53143

Would yellow allow me to use my knowledge of world events, stock/currency trends etc to short the market and get obscenely rich, or does that fall under the lottery clause?


 No.53147

>>53143

Does grey mean that you would have done the 8 years required for a full parliamentary pension, and would you have done enough time as the PM to receive full ex-PM benefits?


 No.53148

>>53146

Assume that going back so far in time hazes your memory, so while you might remember general things like Trump winning and Bitcoin going up you don't remember exact specific dates or specific stocks etc.

Like you could profit but if you want money red is meant to be the one to pick


 No.53149

>>53147

assume yes, point meant to be you're a humble NEET who just won the election and have power.


 No.53150

>>53147

>8 years required for a full parliamentary pension

Good old Tony didn't have serve the full 8 years.


 No.53151

>>53150

Abbott was elected in 1994.

So he gets a mega pension, ignoring his time as PM.

He fell a week or two short of the time required for all the ex-PM perks.


 No.53152

>>53149

Fair enough. I was looking at the choices from the 'how can I abuse these choices for maximum personal gain'.


 No.53153

>>53148

When making these things you have to be careful not to let one of the options be so powerful that it subsumes the others. For example, the money you get from the red option amounts to $600,000 every year, that's more than enough to pay for Woolworths and Dan deliveries for the rest of your life so why would anyone take the green option. Similarly, if someone took the yellow option, would they be able to achieve something greater than what the purple option gives you for free?

Other than that, it's a pretty good CYOA. I would pick pink but with my oneitis from year 10, and I'd convert her away from all the leftist bullshit she's into these days


 No.53154

>>53151

>So he gets a mega pension, ignoring his time as PM.

Still wasn't enough for him.

>He fell a week or two short of the time required for all the ex-PM perks.

The rules were bent for him, no ordinary pleb citizen would have any government rule bent to their whim.


 No.53155

>>53154

What rules were bent for him though? It was well publicised after Turnbull replaced him that he would not be receiving the same perks as Gillard/Rudd.


 No.53156

>>53153

> I would pick pink

If she also got a button pick that would be pretty cool. Which would you force her to pick?


 No.53157

>>53156

Either red or blue. Probably blue.


 No.53158

>>53153

Green option requires you not having to leave your house and provides convenience.

Just because you did yellow doesn't mean you could make a great group of friends, many of us are tfw no friends


 No.53159

>>53157

Would suck if she smashed the pink one


 No.53160

>>53159

What is to say that that NEET wasn't her oneitis and he just never knew?


 No.53161

>>52381

fuck yeah this reminds me of the time aliens landed at yularu

and the other time they were flying around mt isa


 No.53162

>>53160

Fair call.


 No.53163

File: 67e00ced56f5d15⋯.jpg (37.01 KB, 453x361, 453:361, 1512990398698.jpg)

>>53161

waaaat?


 No.53164

>>53143

Red, although I might've picked yellow when I was younger and more confident of my ability to control my own destiny. It's interesting to see what coloured button neet hasn't included here - eg improving your psychological issues.


 No.53165

>>53155

>What rules were bent for him though?

He didn't serve the full eight years as outlined by the rules, but was given entitlements that ex-PM who serve the full period are given:

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2018/mar/20/tony-abbott-given-extra-entitlements-as-former-prime-minister

It's not all the perks but it was a politician peace treaty between Malcolm and Tony. He shouldn't have received anything and what he received was essentially free travel all around Australia excluding Sydney, while I am guessing he is receiving a state pension. He is receiving a very, very generous retirement package on top of an already generous package.

I have said it before, I do not like Tony as he closed minded and refuses to engage with views that differ from his beliefs. He was a position of public representation during his state parliament days and refused to see people that disagreed with his views. Yet a lot of those people who wanted to speak to Tony could speak to Fred Nile, an equally conservative MP. Even if Fred disagreed with you, he would still at least give you the time to listen to you even though he would still he be very upfront about his views. I respect that man even though I disagree with some his views, I cannot say the same for Tony.


 No.53166

>>53159

Women have no agency or free will of their own, so she never gets to pick a button.


 No.53167

>>53163

>still thinking pine gap is for monitoring 'Satellites' or some shit


 No.53168

hey Australia I shitposted on /christian/ did I do good?

https://8ch.net/christian/res/631206.html


 No.53169

>>53168

I don't think that's what it means to turn the other cheek.


 No.53170

>>53167

The flat deserts and almost no cloud coverage provide the perfect conditions for a satellite base station. Considering Australlia's position near Asia it is a geographically convenient location. It would cost a fucking fortune to run a military base in the middle of no where for a hundred employees. Millions upon millions each year just to be able to communicate with the aliens, it's less likely than you think get a free brain check a Mental Health Unit?


 No.53171

>>53169

who cares, atleast they ate the bait


 No.53172

>>53171

They are probably used to trolling. For maximum effect it's going to have to be a reasonably well research topic showing an interest and then finding a contradiction that conflicts with their core beliefs.


 No.53173

File: 13266cc19d92949⋯.jpg (41.4 KB, 460x419, 460:419, ancient_aliens.jpg)

>>53167

I was searching through the episode descriptions of Ancient Aliens for something to watch, when I realised there's no episode dedicated to:

1) Australia

2) Spirit beings

What else are they missing?


 No.53174

Do any other neets occasionally try to phonepost while laying upside down?


 No.53175

File: 787986ff996a05f⋯.gif (2 MB, 391x450, 391:450, IYCOb.gif)


 No.53176

>>53171

>>53168

dumb stuff. It shows real character flaws that you thought it would impress anyone here. You need to grow out of that sort of nonsense.


 No.53177

>>53173

It's too far and too hot for all the burger directors. Australia has proclaimed it has the oldest living cultures but most of the burger media just like going to Egypt and Europe for quality holidays instead.


 No.53178

File: d033508a9cfab62⋯.png (199.05 KB, 941x887, 941:887, 26D153C0-F00F-4704-B817-20….png)

>>53172

well you would be right, except I can’t and won’t divert all my energies into such a silly endeavor

I have better things to do anyways


 No.53179

File: adde3683677df5f⋯.gif (277.25 KB, 610x862, 305:431, naughtynaughty.gif)

>>53174

I once got someone to drop their phone on their nose by posting this gif.


 No.53180

>>53175

Inches away from joining the brainlet wojak brotherhood


 No.53181

>>53179

Mischievous NEET.


 No.53182

>>53178

That's pretty how anyone with strong beliefs overcomes trolling, it's not just those with strong religious beliefs. You need to attack the mechanics and understand what causes maximum harm. That does require a lot of energy and as >>53176 says it is something you should be avoided. It's a waste of time.


 No.53183

>>53180

Isn't his father a loyal lifetime member?


 No.53184

>>53168

>current year

>not retaking the jesus pill


 No.53185

>>53182

>>53184

We just need to explain to the christians that their "religion" is really just a jewish memetic mind control virus created to destroy the roman empire and give jews a monopoly on banking. Then they'll stop being christians. I'm sure.


 No.53186

Suitcase packing is stressful.


 No.53187

>got so piss-drunk that I woke up still drunk

>my phone was outside on the pavement

Well that happened.


 No.53188

>>53187

>pavement

filthy seppo term


 No.53189

that Good Game sheila's mummybot died


 No.53190

>>53188

I'm no yank, my man, just autistic.


 No.53191

Had an 11 hour sleep. Now I feel like shit and I'm depressed.


 No.53192

>>53191

Hang in there, buddy.

>>53189

I don't remember that episode.


 No.53193

>>53170

>Millions upon millions each year just to be able to communicate with the aliens

>just

do u think the ayys are a fucking joke mate??

also be less obvious next time, ASIO


 No.53194

File: ca76a8a15314818⋯.jpg (129.69 KB, 948x768, 79:64, John_Henry_Fuseli_-_The_Ni….JPG)

>>53103

>sleep paralysis, strange figures

A chink girl (who could barely speak english) told me she had once woken up, been unable to move, and seen a shadowy figure with long dark hair in her room. It sounded exactly like the night hag phenomena. Also a friend of mine in primary school were talking about ghosts, and he told me he'd once seen a ghost that "pressed down" on his chest while he was half asleep. It's really widespread thing.


 No.53195

>>53193

He won't be lmaoing on the day of the probe


 No.53196

>>53168

Already had a wank


 No.53197

>>53193

Your psychotic ideations aren't going to go away unless you seek treatment. Each time you post, it feels like you are a little more unhinged.


 No.53198

>>53197

Isn't he just joking?


 No.53199

>>53197

oh no ive actually triggered the ASIO shill force

notice how i never actually said Pine Gap was for communicating with aliens


 No.53200

Sitting shirtless having a cup of blend 43.


 No.53201

File: 96984d43aeb5e8b⋯.jpg (92.7 KB, 640x607, 640:607, Sassy-Cat-Pic-640x607.jpg)

I am not an ASIO or a CIAnigger.


 No.53202

File: 94770259db7e0c0⋯.png (80.53 KB, 800x600, 4:3, apu fat.png)

>>53201

sounds like something an undercover asioneet would say.


 No.53203

ASIO bullshit posting is banned here (for good reason).


 No.53204

>>53203

What if you are joking?


 No.53205

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:03842d5f11b931fd54682cbe8737896a9fc106b5&dn=NED.(2003).%5bPyre8Storm%5d.mp4&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3a6969&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3a6969&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.demonii.com%3a1337&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fzer0day.ch%3a1337&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fexodus.desync.com%3a6969

Magnet to the classic film Ned, watched it again last night. I'm now seeding it if you want it.


 No.53206

I've mentally been thinking you guys were talking about CSIRO and was all "how deep is this 3rd grade rabbit hole?"


 No.53207

>>53199

btw tell your manager if he doesnt stop, i will say where the subsea military bases are located.

im on your side, just stop trying to fuck with me. I made it sound like a meme on purpose but then you had to come in. i was just having fun, whats your fucking problem?


 No.53208

>>53198

He may be, he may not be. There has been one NEET on here who is need of mental health treatment for psychosis. He just doesn't sound well when he posts about these conspiracy theories (making connection between ideas, feelings of being all powerful, mighty and knowledgeable like a god) not just banter. If this is how he is online, I worry about his physical health. Is isn't going to get better for him unless he seeks treatment. These people are vulnerable to manipulation and can experience explosive behaviours without much warning. It's not pleasant.

It reminds me exactly of someone who was diagnosed with bipolar and scheiphenizia before he was taken to a Mental Health Unit against his will


 No.53209

>>53204

>14. No posts which infer, either seriously or in jest, that the board is monitored by the Government or intelligence agencies, or which infer that any individual poster may be an agent of the government or an intelligence agency. These jokes are not funny and have a track record of stoking paranoia and chilling the free sharing of information on the board.


 No.53210

>>53208

okay that threat was unwarranted, im sorry

you can delete these posts

but next time please dont put the new guy on this kind of job


 No.53211

>>53209

Do aliens count as an intelligence agency?


 No.53212

File: bfe3d80cea2543b⋯.png (816.59 KB, 953x710, 953:710, powerful.png)

>>53211

No.

They are too powerful for us to comprehend.


 No.53213

>>53209

>have a track record of stoking paranoia and chilling the free sharing of information on the board.

You should minimise your discussion with him. I was wrong for engaging with him previously, I apologise for this transgression. If you keep engaging with him you are going to make him more unstable his posts are increasing in frequently. I just recommend reporting any posts with the relevant rule you believe was broken. we need to be kind to him and help him work through what he is currently feelings, he isn't going to leave so we cannot force him to leave


 No.53214

>>53213

love u <3


 No.53215

just cracked my first beer of the morning


 No.53216

File: 60a17ac6d95d6ed⋯.jpg (752.23 KB, 1162x775, 1162:775, efdfef46c2351c21c3e360236a….jpg)


 No.53217

>>53215

Good lad.


 No.53218

>>53216

already finished my 3rd. feeling kinda challenged


 No.53219

Put those beers down and get to church boys. Pray for your salvation.


 No.53220

>>53218

trying to pack for this trip tomorrow and trying not to think about my spergy conversation with that nepalese bird.


 No.53221

>>53219

I feel so awkward in church. Or at the store. In public. All the time.


 No.53222

>>53219

I was trying to give Catholicism another go after being raised in it and disengaging when I was 13. Went to mass over easter but I have been plagued by doubt this week. Been fapping everyday.


 No.53223

I had a German girl at a shopping center talking to me a few days ago. I figured she was trying to sell me something and walked off. I later realized she was hitting on me but didn't realize because I'm a sperg. She was pretty fucking ugly, but beggars can't be choosers.


 No.53224

>>53205

Are any of you neets going to give it a go? At five seeders with no leeches.


 No.53225

>>53223

I always stop when a qt is trying to sell something or get donations. Feels nice to stand that close and make eye contact with qt.


 No.53226

we should be allowed to practice karate moves on spruikers and charity collectors


 No.53227

>>53224

You aren't getting my IP address nigga.


 No.53228

>>53224

There we go, NEET, I'll give it a watch on your recommendation.

>>53226

Was thinking of getting a punching bag to practice on.

I'm glad the spruikers exist, though, let's you practice asserting yourself and saying "No" and/or "Fuck off."


 No.53229

>>53228

>There we go, NEET, I'll give it a watch on your recommendation.

Thanks, you can learn the truth about Ned Kelly. :^)

>>53227

I've already got it.

t. ASIOnigger


 No.53230

>>53229

>t. ASIOnigger

my friend in ASIO is a lolifag. wouldn't surprise me if half were either weebs or imageboard-for-life virgins.

>daily reminder that LEA cyber detectives often discover they are pedos through work

there is a link on >>>/netplus/ for proof but it's a fucking disgusting read, do not recommend mates


 No.53231

not enjoying this asioposting tbh


 No.53232

>>53231

Why not? Weed dealer? Lolifag? Cybercrim? Pizzafag?

Well cover your tracks, if you aren't careful they may find out what country you live in.


 No.53233

>>53230

>daily reminder that LEA cyber detectives often discover they are pedos through work

Isn't that literally the plot to Unteralterbach?


 No.53234

Is there a way to get alerted when Dan Murphys drops the price of a specific product?

>>53233

Never seen it but probably.


 No.53235

>>53233

>Unteralterbach

can you aware me?


 No.53236

ASIOposting and pedo talk are both banned on this board.


 No.53237

>>53236

Only if you are in ASIO and only if you are a pedo. Don't get angry neetanon we can still be comfy here.


 No.53238

File: a8b6840b3c61db7⋯.jpeg (19.56 KB, 262x192, 131:96, 3BBE2F0D-5BF0-421F-9196-7….jpeg)

tfw no twink Aussie NEET bf

(I’m really desperate for a gf)

what are you lads doing btw? im not doing anything important in particular, just playing on my phone because I spilled wine on my comp and it was kill. what a pitiful existence, so boring


 No.53239

File: 5866d06624dac9b⋯.jpg (19.48 KB, 200x300, 2:3, 74684.jpg)

>>53235

It's that German VN. I just thought it was a funny coincidence with the krautchan shutdown and all.


 No.53240

>>53236

pedotalk is a bit ambiguious

does it include talking about pedos?


 No.53241

>>53230

>there is a link on >>>/netplus/ for proof but it's a fucking disgusting read, do not recommend mates

Can you link it here? I'm too iq89 to find it.


 No.53242

>>53240

I think it means the whole subject. It always brings out the pedos no matter what context it is mentioned in.


 No.53243

>>53238

That sucks, man. The goon life is one fraught with dangers.

I'm just shitposting at WFD since it's dead here. I should be painting or something.


 No.53244

>>53242

I don't think that is true, even so pedo posting should just be banned as it comes up. I am against such blanket bans of discussion.

We should be allowed to talk about asio but not accuse others of being asio or larp as asio.

We should be allowed to talk about pedos but have zero tolerance for actual pedo posting.

It is unfair to mute discussion just because it upsets a few people.


 No.53245

>>53243

>I'm just shitposting at WFD since it's dead here.

To clarify, shitposting while at WFD since it's dead there, and not shitposting on /ausneets/. That would be rather unsavoury.


 No.53246

>>53244

We should be allowed to talk about abbos but have zero tolerance for actual abbo posting.


 No.53247

>>53246

I'm on board with this.


 No.53248

>>53246

I think we have had an abo poster before


 No.53249

>>53243

WFD, what’s that?


 No.53250

>>53249

Wanking For Dan


 No.53251

>>53249

Work for the dole. Have to do some work to get your welfare money.


 No.53252

>>53249

Work For Doll, just the NEET Gremlin taking his tithe.


 No.53253

>>53241

>I'm too iq89 to find it.

not even that, I just didn't say where it was.

>>>/netplus/213

fair warning: the links earlier in the thread with a ton of replies is just a text version of the same convo. one post in the image is just some fuckwit talking about their own incestual pedo bullshit, the rest talk about tech security (which is why it was posted in the thread). at least one poster is probably a cop setting bait, but one openly claims to be law enforcment and pedo.


 No.53254

>>53252

Can you leave your asian-looking dolls out of it?


 No.53255

File: 40fa471e0be46f2⋯.gif (14.47 KB, 633x758, 633:758, 61F1EEDD-866A-4B5D-9B8C-38….gif)

>>53250

Wait, who’s Dan?


 No.53256

>>53255

Dan is the man. Top bloke.


 No.53257

File: c44a02658fe4c39⋯.png (62.31 KB, 243x274, 243:274, questions2.png)

>>53254

Such a simple, simple thing and I still fucked it up.

Why did God make me like this.


 No.53258

>>53244

I don't think we are capable of discussing either subject without someone ruining it by doing the wrong thing. We just need to admit that we are not capable of discussing some things without bad things happening and ban any mention of it. We have seen the movie before. We know what happens.


 No.53259

>>53258

>We just need to admit that we are not capable of discussing some things without bad things happening and ban any mention of it.

If this thread proves you wrong, will you change your mind?


 No.53260

>>53259

The thread has already proved me right.


 No.53261

>>53255

Dan Murphy, alcohol retailer.


 No.53262

Sobering up now. Tip guys - don't imbibe spiritus liquors, it's a mistake.

>>53215

What are you drinking?

>>53239

>krautchan shutdown

When did this happen? Does it mean we're gonna be invaded by actual nazis now, not just wannabe /pol/ tier ones?


 No.53263

File: ff2939ffdeaee52⋯.jpg (96.25 KB, 633x758, 633:758, 1481546496819.jpg)

>>53262

>imbide


 No.53264

>>53262

>When did this happen?

Like last month.

And unlikely. We've had like two non-LARPing Germans and they've both been alright.


 No.53265

>>53264

Maybe Hans is just lulling us into a false sense of security


 No.53266

>>53262

>What are you drinking?

Feral Brewing Co.'s 'Sly Fox'. It is this months members special at Dans.

"This sneaky little beer is light on its feet but still packs a punch of flavour. We lightly filter the beer to get a vibrant hoppy aroma with a clean bitterness that pairs perfectly with a hot summer's day."

4.5% / 1.3 STD.


 No.53267

>>53263

>>imbide

Not even a word


 No.53268

>>53267

not my fault some brainlet invented two nearly identical letters


 No.53269

File: 3b011834797fc9b⋯.jpg (2.15 MB, 2988x5312, 9:16, spirytus.jpg)

>>53262

>Sobering up now. Tip guys - don't imbibe spiritus liquors, it's a mistake.

>spiritus

I used to have a huge collection of booze, just enormous quantities of shit I never really intended to drink but which made me feel secure because I'd never run out, and I've only made one purchase since getting rid of it all. I bought four of these in Japan and brought them back, I still don't know what to do with them. I tried making lemon liqueur but it turned out a bit bland. Please excuse the trash on my desk.


 No.53270

>>53269

>rectified spirit

That sounds uncomfortable


 No.53271

>>53270

they wouldn't let me buy it until I'd made a gentleman's agreement not to swallow any of it


 No.53272

>>53269

>96% volume

Bloody hell.


 No.53273

File: 5bab4f82f37dee8⋯.jpg (16.1 KB, 316x421, 316:421, d3c0852309389a9ee65db5a1bf….jpg)

>>53272

I actually tried to buy some at Dan's last year and the cashier told me they haven't stocked it since this girl drank too much and died. I guess A Current Affair took hold of the story and got mummybots panties in a twist all over Australia


 No.53274

>>53273

hope somebody gave her a caring fuck while she was puking her last


 No.53275

>>53269

I got given a bottle of this by a Polish qt.


 No.53276

>>53274

icky post


 No.53277

>>53274

From memory she was 15-16. Is it pedophilia if she's dead?

Do you think people doing autopsies appreciate a qt corpse?


 No.53278

File: e3cbb08c2d595d9⋯.png (14.9 KB, 811x245, 811:245, noanswers.png)

>>53277

I couldn't get any answers.


 No.53279

>>53278

try the british spelling


 No.53280

>>53278

You're on a bunch of watchlists now tho.


 No.53281

File: 35bbd8370e9e405⋯.png (17.83 KB, 789x243, 263:81, noanswers.png)

>>53279

No luck.

>>53280

I'm on public wifi.


 No.53282

>>53278

How can we have 1.2 million results and yet no answers?


 No.53283

>>53282

like the (((6 million)))


 No.53284

>>53220

Where you off to?

>>53223

t. Delusional

>>53101

GOON EQUALS DEATH


 No.53285

>>53278

googlesearchwagieneet is going to have a field day


 No.53286

>>53266

>1.3 STD

You'll need to visit the clinic tomorrow, the sooner you get tested the better.


 No.53287

>>53284

>Where you off to?

Canberra.


 No.53288

>>53262

Did you spew this morning or last night?


 No.53289

>>53287

Are you going to invite prostitutes to your hotel room?


 No.53290

>>53289

I hadn't planned on it.

I'd repulse any attractive hooker, and I've probably pulled my pud to porn so much my junk might not even work when it's meant to.


 No.53291

>>53290

Then you need to spend this time away in contemplation of how to turn your life around.


 No.53292

>>53289

Should see if Latika Bourke is back from London.


 No.53293

What's the best app for playing mp3s on an iPhone?


 No.53294


 No.53295

>>53294

The 5k one is pretty great.


 No.53296

>>53294

Very good posts, all of them


 No.53297

I can't believe I wasted

>>40000


 No.53298

File: 3a09dc0e69c815c⋯.jpeg (7.67 KB, 361x408, 361:408, 3a09dc0e69c815cb081b5f4c9….jpeg)

>>53294

Neat wprl neet. Let's see what people have been using the awesome power of quints for:

>>11111

>>22222

>>33333

>>44444


 No.53299

>>53298

the tiptop one was me


 No.53300

File: 0705e41f97c177c⋯.png (4.27 KB, 235x215, 47:43, 0705e41f97c177c4751b12587e….png)

>>53298

>22222 neet


 No.53301

>>53298

The 4's quints guy is a legend.


 No.53302

File: 80c3d66b81110ae⋯.jpg (33.66 KB, 700x467, 700:467, tfw depressed.jpg)

Feeling pretty low, probably cause I haven't done any exercise this past month. I'm going for a walk later this arvo. Who's with me?


 No.53303

>>53302

I need to mow my lawn which kind of counts


 No.53304

>>53302

Absolutely. My damn shoes are wearing thin, though, even wearing 3 pairs of socks my feet start to hurt after 40 or so minutes.


 No.53305

>>53300

The post that brainlet was referring to:

>>22220

>>53301

Research reveals that only 1 in 4 neets knows how to use quints correctly. The rest are faggots.

Also:

>>1488


 No.53306

>>53305

Sublime Coldsteel usage.


 No.53307

File: bd7a12379f1bd51⋯.png (25.28 KB, 640x750, 64:75, c104155d8d28d9100fe0055e10….png)

>>53143

easily on of the best post on /ausneets/ ever

Saved

Hard choice between yellow andpurple


 No.53308

>>53302

Gonna walk too. I wish my walks would have some purpose though.


 No.53309

File: d6eabc6ef5135e0⋯.png (1.03 MB, 936x523, 936:523, Turnbullnator.png)

>>53303

Better than nothing, but you reminded me of the boomer neighbours that woke me up mowing their lawn this morning at 8. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

>>53304

Do they even have soles?


 No.53310

>>53308

Glad to hear. Maybe you could try looking for certain birds or trees while out? There isn't much flora & fauna that I could identify which is rather sad.


 No.53311

>>53309

>Do they even have soles?

Somewhat. No tread, a few holes, and I've taken to avoiding uphill climbs with how slippery it gets.

So the good news is that Dan "The Man" is on a flat plane.


 No.53312

>>53311

Can you get new shoes for like $10 at Kmart


 No.53313

>>53312

K-Mart is downhill.


 No.53314

I am back from a gym sesh. Did 3x5 72.5kg squat, some reps felt awkward but my form and mobility is getting better. Failed the first set of overhead press at 57.5kg AGAIN. This made me have a little spergout, then I just did a whole bunch of bodybuilding shit.

Going to have a shave then get on the beers. Eagles are on soon so I will most likely watch them. Got some chips to have with the beer.

What are you blokes getting up to?


 No.53315

>>53314

>overhead press

These are a tough exercise. Very hard to keep progressing on.


 No.53316

>>53260

How so?

Could you quote the pedo posts( genuine pro pedo sentiment) that have arisen from this threads pedo discussion?

Or are you referring to asio discussion mainly.


 No.53317

>>53315

It is so fickle. I did got 4x4 last thursday and despite being well rested and fed today it went to shit. No idea what to do anymore. Might have to switch to push press for a while.


 No.53318

File: 62f22c621bafcb1⋯.jpg (44.14 KB, 700x467, 700:467, When a man becomes a weigh….jpg)

>>53314

>blokes

kek


 No.53319

>>53318

The olympic sporting bodies are fucked. As long as you drop your testosterone to a womans level you can compete as woman.


 No.53320

>>53314

I can barely do 50 kg with the overhead press. Do you have a barrel chest and short arms?


 No.53321

>>53318

>only got a silver

The only time you hear about these transgender folks tearing house, it's usually some ftm who wanted to compete the men's league anyway.


 No.53322

Hello NEETs, I'm back from my ride through Kangaroo valley, unfortunately the video I took didn't turn out so well, I must have placed the mic in a different position and all I got was horrendous wind noise. I'll probably head back their next weekend though since it was such an enjoyable ride and try again.


 No.53323

I'm reserving post #54321, so please don't use it when the time comes. Thanks.


 No.53324

>>53143

>why green when you can red

Red and yellow is tough choice, but I would red so I can chase my true dream and support artists (and maybe a charity or two).

>pink

My oneitis back then was objectively shit and became a wannabe cumdumpster anyway. My year 10 one was so much better, but even so, 3D girls, yadda yadda.


 No.53325

>>53323

No promises, it's hard to keep track of these things, but I'll try.

>>53322

That's a shame, but your NEETride video last time was great so it'll be worth the weight.


 No.53326

>>53322

Welcome back NEET. Sorry to hear about your video not working out.


 No.53327

>>53320

LMAO the most I've tried is 15kg.


 No.53328

>>53309

I feel bad mowing any time before midday on a Sunday. Well more worry about some angry normie confronting me than actually feel bad, but it's the same in the end


 No.53329

>>53324

>wannabe cumdumpster

Tell us more, NEET.


 No.53330

>>53143

I'd pick the Grey Button

NEETKing you'd be the Minister of Reproduction


 No.53331

File: df96e208c29ee8b⋯.mp4 (7.18 MB, 320x240, 4:3, pick_a_bale_of_cotton.mp4)


 No.53332

File: 393b021dc006b8e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 73.35 KB, 960x540, 16:9, fallon_fox.jpg)

>>53321

Ackshually I usually hear about a man, pretending to be a woman, beating the shit out of women.

Pic related. This guy broke a woman's eye socket.


 No.53333

File: 9b2eb833f0a6cc3⋯.jpg (22.87 KB, 300x300, 1:1, the_solution.jpg)

If quads, we're all going to make it.


 No.53334

File: 39e30a0e0a314a2⋯.gif (266.84 KB, 402x392, 201:196, tenor.gif)

>>53314

>shitty OHP that you always stall and if anything get weaker on

iktf, fuck this shitty gay lift I train it more than anything

a

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


 No.53335

>>53333

That looks a little tacky


 No.53336

>>53335

Guess you're not gonna make it


 No.53337

>>53085

>>53089

I was working in the germany one night

There's no free speech if you are Right

From the borders Muslims began to migrate

I opposed it and was charged with hate

He did the crash

He did the Muenster mash

Jihadi Smash

Critics have their tongues lashed

A deliberate crash

The left ignored it in a flash

He did the crash

He did the Muslim mash

(c) universal studios


 No.53338

>>53335

Indeed


 No.53339

>>53335

>not supporting the White Australia Policy

>>>/oven/

>>53336

Indeed.


 No.53340

>>53336

>>53339

I didn't say the policy was bad, just that particular trinket


 No.53341

>>53320

I have a decent upper chest. I guess my arms are average. Took me a year of pressing every workout to get this far with a lot of stalls.


 No.53342

>>53329

Girl with daddy issues and pretty strong a-cup angst. I haven't interacted with her in at least two years, probably four, but I did see her at a train station and she was dressed like a fucking prositiute liekly going to a club, so I'm guessing she's still thirsty.

It's a 50/50 guess whether her life is in order, honestly. Hung out with the retarded druggos (not just the normal drug users) in high school


 No.53343

>>53333

Even the asians?


 No.53344

>>53343

we have asianneets?


 No.53345

>>53342

Do you like flat anime girls? If so, is it because of her?


 No.53346

>>53344

fucked if I know. probably.

there are probably femneets here too. its just that no-one gives a fuck who each other are.


 No.53347

>>53344

Probably the math checks out.


 No.53348

File: 87551c68a1b1ac9⋯.jpg (297.92 KB, 2197x1463, 2197:1463, looks_huwyte_to_me.jpg)

>>53343

Asians are white.


 No.53349

>>53344

Most likely, we probably eve have some wogNEETs


 No.53350

>>53345

>If so, is it because of her?

She was a symptom, not the cause.

>Do you like flat anime girls?

Western cartoons are objectively superior, but for the sake of this post, sure.


 No.53351

File: 2aca063ffd3c1c7⋯.jpg (191.16 KB, 1456x1941, 1456:1941, OhvQ2PIr.jpg)

Good shit my neets


 No.53352

>>53351

That's a boongs drink


 No.53353

>>53253

That was disturbing. Technical bits were intredasting tho.


 No.53354

>>53351

Noice


 No.53355

>>53351

What is that? I have not seen that before.


 No.53356

>>53352

No it's fucking not neetking


 No.53357

>>53356

Surely NK would say that as a compliment


 No.53358

>>53351

My dad absolutely hates it. He says it tastes like flowers.


 No.53359

Are there any good Australian spirits? Beer and wine get a lot of attention but what about hard shit.


 No.53360

>>53358

Yeah it is fruity. Does he like other Cooper's ales?


 No.53361

>>53359

It has to pass the boong taste test to be worthwhile


 No.53362

>>53360

He likes Green and doesn't mind Red


 No.53363

>>53351

Session ale is a bit of a meme. That beer I had today had session written on the can.

I'll have a 'session' with whatever fucking beer I like.


 No.53364

>>53363

At least it doesn't say sesh


 No.53365

>>53364

Give it time.


 No.53366

>>53363

I fell for a meme?


 No.53367

>>53366

Kinda. If you like the taste, drink it. It's nobody else's bidness.


 No.53368

Business idea. A neet start up making grog marketed directly at noongars.


 No.53369

>>53368

We could call it Ostrich Import


 No.53370

>>53369

Call it Flubba Wubba Noongah Dreamtime


 No.53371

>>53370

>Flubba Wubba Noongah

That brings back memories


 No.53372

>>53371

Run Gordon


 No.53373

>>53367

What do you drink mainly?


 No.53374

>>53364

eshays adlay


 No.53375

>>53372

It's da policeman


 No.53376

>>53375

get mah bong, pack the weed, its the pweshman


 No.53377

>>53373

I'm quite partial to Cooper's Extra Stout, but Cooper's Pale and Kilkenny also get purchased regularly. Occasionally I'll purchase something from the wanker beer section of Dan's fridge, like the ones I had today.


 No.53378

File: 6fe8702aa7c6c41⋯.png (136.38 KB, 1054x741, 1054:741, red-pilled.png)

Do you ever regret becoming red pilled?


 No.53379


 No.53380

>>53377

The wanker beer section?


 No.53381

>>53380

The expensive craft hipster beers.


 No.53382

>>53378

>implying jews are even half the problem

They're the obvious ones, but any big-brand journalist is pushing an ulterior motive (whether they would prefer to or not).


 No.53383

>>53378

>15 RT 88 Likes

Nearly perfect.


 No.53384

>>53378

My life has been monotonically improving with every red pill I swallow.


 No.53385

File: 905fa1d811d3367⋯.png (617.26 KB, 1275x1650, 17:22, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.53386

File: e346ae38b35104c⋯.jpg (26.12 KB, 660x371, 660:371, _76366623_85805742.jpg)

>she sent me a text, I responded less than a minute later and she's just replied an hour afterwards

I'm actually feeling embarrassed for her now. It's like someone told her to wait ages between texts to discourage me but she's too retarded to do it properly.


 No.53387

File: 0b3821f0a5a49a8⋯.jpg (67.53 KB, 934x577, 934:577, lRlB1vB.jpg)

>>53378

Sometimes. Pic related.


 No.53388

>>53386

Why are you still playing along?


 No.53389

>>53388

I don't have any other friends at uni


 No.53390


 No.53391

>>53389

You're doing ok as long as you're not hanging on her every reply.

I chat to a lot of women who are just completely useless at messaging, so I treat it as fire and forget.

In short, don't have oneitis.


 No.53392

>>53385

Yeah but is that even relevant to Austalia?


 No.53393

>>53392

Our media narrative is (((their))) media narrative.


 No.53394

(((ABC)))


 No.53395

>>53392

Have a look at the list of richest Australians sometime. It's full of jews.


 No.53396

File: cd7f3c119d183fd⋯.jpg (31 KB, 375x344, 375:344, malaykum_turnberg.jpg)

>>53392

Don't be an idiot.


 No.53397

File: 5f7afd9570cc6f0⋯.png (283.91 KB, 650x521, 650:521, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.53398

>>53395

Huh, not wrong. Checked the top 10, half were Jewish and half I couldn't find religion for.

>>53396

I'm politically apathetic and distrustful of media regardless of the source.


 No.53399

>>53389

e.g. I'll message some woman, she'll ignore me for a week, then she'll be like "oh hey what are you doing can I come over for sex"

You need to find like a dozen other girls to message with and you'll be fine, NEET.


 No.53400

>>53398

>politically apathetic

Good goy, don't pay any attention to politics.


 No.53401

>>53400

Calling people goys probably isn't going to bring them around


 No.53402

File: aeb41884f4f3d01⋯.png (1013.11 KB, 1911x2190, 637:730, 1523169749762.png)

>>53378

Hasn't changed much either way. Nothing I can do.


 No.53403

>>53378

I don't really care tbh, nothing I can do about it.


 No.53404

File: 0c1ee9980334dfd⋯.jpg (3.98 MB, 3626x2040, 1813:1020, 23575528052_81d1029a42_o.jpg)

Back from the vile act of wagedom. One of the businesses I clean has a real fancy coffee machine and I had a couple cups there, a normal cup and an espresso and even those didn't cut it. I think I am over coffee all together. I almost felt like throwing up about an hour later as I hadn't had tea or breaky, the last thing I ate was that whopper yesterday for lunch. I had a sandwich about an hour ago and feel ok now.

I don't get how coffee just doesn't feel or taste quite right anymore.


 No.53405

>>53404

Welcome back. I missed you. There was some low quality posting going on while you were gone.


 No.53406

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Does seeing this make you want to change your life?


 No.53407

>>53406

Not really.


 No.53408

>>53401

This. Even if it's sarcastic.

>>53400

Apart from internet and privacy/free speech issues, yeah. That's why I don't vote for coalition or conservative parties. :0


 No.53409

>>53404

>breaky

Brekkie mate, not breaky.

I have lost my taste for many things. Tastes are constantly evolving.


 No.53410

>>53401

To what? Taking their own side?


 No.53411

>>53406

Why would it? Who cares what some (dead) fat greaseball guinneawop goombah actor portraying some fat greaseball guinneawop goombah gangster thinks?


 No.53412

>>53406

Eh. Also he's getting mad at someone who's clearly a kid.


 No.53413

>>53408

Next election I'm voting for Apex United.


 No.53414

>>53378

tbh it was quite traumatic and depressing when I started noticing that all that stuff was actually true.


 No.53415

>>53410

implying someone trying to push their own agenda wants me to pick my own side


 No.53416

File: d41582ae0fc9b33⋯.gif (6.16 MB, 620x400, 31:20, orig.gif)


 No.53417

>>53411

>>53412

Video of the eternal boomer being confused by technology.


 No.53418

>>53409

Could you elaborate?


 No.53419

>>53143

Red but I'd spend that money to make blue and purple (minus the larrikins) happen


 No.53420

>>53415

Are you some kind of big brain centrist?


 No.53421

>>53417

>eternal boomer

They really have been around forever, haven't they? And been responsible for destroying western civilisation.


 No.53422

>>53405

I am playing comfy catch up, I hate when there are low quality posts because it means the catch up doesn't take as long.

>>53409

>Brekkie mate, not breaky.

I'll try to remember that, thanks.


 No.53423

>>53421

The second half is essentially true.


 No.53424

Who is your favourite pornstar?


 No.53425

>>53418

When you shorten a word if the abbreviated bit reads as a different sound to how it read as part of the whole word, then you need to change some of the letters to make sure it reads how it is intended. "Breaky" is read as rhyming with "achey" which is not what you want.


 No.53426

>>53420

Was I too obvious?


 No.53427

File: 80a1bb529bbdde5⋯.jpg (153.24 KB, 960x691, 960:691, kfc-bucket.jpg)

What's for dinner neets?


 No.53428

>>53424

porn is bad


 No.53429

>>53424

Do they have to be real life humans?


 No.53430

>>53424

Vicki Vette


 No.53431

>>53427

Nothing. I don't eat after 2pm.


 No.53432

>>53428

this (but I still view it daily)


 No.53433

>>53424

Pornography is so low budget and unappealing that I don't like seeing the same actor twice.


 No.53434

>>53429

No 2d is fine


 No.53435

>>53433

If porn got capeshit tier budgets I'd watch a lot more of it


 No.53436

>>53427

Thinking of a cheeky pie and coffee combo.


 No.53437

>>53426

Yeah it sounds like you're well versed in horseshoe theory.

Like there are some people who think Jews should control all of our culture and media and financial institutions.

And then there are some other people who don't.

And clearly both of these are extreme positions and the correct opinion is somewhere in the middle, and you can't side with anyone.


 No.53438

File: 64344f51ebc6dfe⋯.png (189.44 KB, 1600x956, 400:239, adelaidian x.png)

>>53161

I'd like you to elaborate on this please. Even if it is just hearsay.

>pic not related


 No.53439

>>53433

I am revolted by the male figure so I feel that straight porn is too gay for me to be able to enjoy. Also bad acting just isn't satisfying.


 No.53440

>>53424

I only started liking Lisa Ann after she did the Who's Nailin' Palin parody.


 No.53441

>>53439

>I'm not gay

>watching porn for the acting

>not gay, fellas


 No.53442

>>53439

You know they make porn without men, right?


 No.53443

>>53186

Where are you going?


 No.53444

>>53441

Acting means more than just the shitty, flimsy stories nobody cares about. When a girl or guy is badly acting out sex talk and roles mid-fuck, that's a major turn-off.


 No.53445

>>53290

>I've probably pulled my pud to porn so much my junk might not even work when it's meant to.

I think you can recover from this in a matter of weeks.


 No.53446

>>53405

The only low quality posting I see is this passive-aggressive whining.


 No.53447

>>53444

I think that's just a lack of chemistry, and yeah it ruins the scene.


 No.53448

>>53441

haha not even, mate. I just find it shitty when the girl obviously doesn't even want to be there. Apathy is a total boner-killer for me.


 No.53449

>>53433

>low budget porn

I know right. They need to use more cgi.


 No.53450

Just jerk off to anime girls on booru sites, it sidesteps all the problems with porn except for the fact that you're jerking off to porn


 No.53451

>>53450

anime porn brings its own problems


 No.53452

>>53194

>Asians

>sleep paralysis

I remember watching this thing about aliens and apparently with the sightings by asians, the aliens have a more asian appearance.

Still grey with big heads but more asian type eyes.

They had shrinks on t and they were saying in many cases there are multiple aliens around the bed/person and there is a "head" or "boss" alien there.

The shrinks were saying it is to do with father figures and unaddressed family issues.


 No.53453

>>53449

Cameras so low-res it looks like you're using a webcam, even on bought DVDs, refusing to use any lighting, cheaping out on cameramen so you get like one or two angles for 20 minutes, zero editing, porn-relevant budget cuts can go on for a while.


 No.53454

>>53453

Bad sound engineering really ruins it for me.


 No.53455

Shoutout to the 4chan /tv/ porno with Bane.

>>53449

I know realism is nice and all but massive exaggerated CGI cum explosion effects are what the audience comes to see.

>>53441

Another part of it is having been on a set of a short film, you realise properly how fake media like porn really is. Amateur porn is much less fake, but can still be acted esp. for camwhores.


 No.53456

>>53455

>Another part of it is having been on a set of a short film, you realise properly how fake media like porn really is.

I've never been on such a set, can you elaborate on this point please?


 No.53457

>>53455

It's meant to be fake. It's fiction.


 No.53458

>>53455

It's okay to be fake, I just wish they were better at being fake.


 No.53459

>>53450

>the fact that you're jerking off to porn

I'm with you on that. Personally I only fap to action scenes in movies.

>>53452

So asian style aliens have slitty eyes?

>>53453

Careful, the road you're starting down here ends with the conclusion that we should have to pay for porn


 No.53460

>>53459

>Careful, the road you're starting down here ends with the conclusion that we should have to pay for porn

I did try that.

And immediately stopped, physical paid porn is fucking worse than the free stuff.


 No.53461

>>53459

>pay for porn

We should make a pornographic blockchain.


 No.53462

>>53262

The Austrian last week or whenever was from kc

>actual nazis now, not just wannabe /pol/ tier ones?

In my exp kc have been sort of equally "left" and "right", there are/were a fair few commies there too.


 No.53463

File: 2b8a2dcd5317783⋯.jpg (84.75 KB, 800x450, 16:9, a man of culture.jpg)

>>53292

>Latika Bourke

She's what started it all.


 No.53464

>>53463

The racemixing fetish?


 No.53465

>>53294

>tfw multiple gets that will be remembered for the ages


 No.53466

>>53464

Well, the poojeeta bit anyway.


 No.53467

>>53457

>It's fiction.

My problem is that a lot of it pretends to be real and pretends badly, like >>53458 said. I fap to 2D more than 3D, and THAT is fiction, but it doesn't pretend to be realistic. Of course, there is a potential equivalent with cartoon porn of pre-existing characters, where an artist just ignores their character (to compare, imagine a IRL Batman porn parody where Batman is a scrawny wimp with a high voice), but that's besides the point.

Fake porn pretending to be real just comes off as cringy.


 No.53468

>>53466

Have you ever had intercourse with one?


 No.53469

>>53322

That's a shame, I was looking forward to it.

Better luck next week.


 No.53470

>>53468

>intercourse

Settle down scienceNEET, but no.


 No.53471

>>53351

I saw the ad for it on a sign, is it a limited time thing or are they going to keep making it?


 No.53472

>>53468

I banged one but she wasn't a disgusting journalist.


 No.53473

File: f2f7bb8abe8a85e⋯.png (4.17 MB, 1600x4120, 40:103, Sam hydes tranny.png)

>>53387

From the thumbnail I thought that was Qaddafi. Turns out it was a mememan.


 No.53474

>>53473

>pic

Lol


 No.53475

Cleaning NEET was there any more fallout from you making that mistake with an alarm a while ago?


 No.53476

>>53473

I'd fuck that Tranny too.


 No.53477

>>53406

I'm already like tony and I dont have a bobby hill kid,


 No.53478

>>53476

REPENT.


 No.53479

>>53424

mika tan or katsuni


 No.53480

>>53477

>I'm already like tony

You wish Neeto.


 No.53481

>>53456

Sometimes (thankfully not often) you realise that it's all on a set. Some guy has had to keep a boner and not cum for maybe an hour while a cameraman is filming from a metre away. If it's one with a lot of cuts (rather than one long take) then they have to stop, wait for the cameraman to switch positions, then start again. Just things like that.

If the camera is moving, it just reminds me that a person is standig there holding it (and since I just don't like seeing men near a girl in porn, it's can be a big deal for me). It's not cuckoldry, but damn it's weird.

Overall, anything with a plot ca reminds you that they probably had to do five takes, and sometimes it shows when the editing is badly done and so the video is inconsisent between cuts and you lose that immersion/suspension of disbelief.


 No.53482

File: e9d708eda34939a⋯.jpg (850.94 KB, 3120x4160, 3:4, TDJvKDC.jpg)

Which one neets?

I'm horny


 No.53483

>>53479

I see you too are a man of culture and a race-mixer


 No.53484

>>53482

What is French service?


 No.53485

>>53481

And then the stuntcock says something fucking stupid like "nuuuugh droppin' looooads"


 No.53486

>>53482

Double Trouble on the lower right, because I'm curious about what 2 way French is.


 No.53487

>>53459

>So asian style aliens have slitty eyes?

Asians who claim to have seen aliens have said that they look relatively Asian in facial appearance.


 No.53488

>>53478

I'll repent one wank at a time.

>>53482

I'd probably go with a site over paper ads, can't trust anything that doesn't list a price.


 No.53489

>>53482

Cabramatta or Hurstville?


 No.53490

File: 65ef936e1efaf32⋯.jpg (806.15 KB, 1300x1400, 13:14, sammyy.jpg)

File: 8c4639ed904676e⋯.jpg (290.74 KB, 1112x1056, 139:132, sammyboyo.jpg)

File: 839967d79cde2a0⋯.jpg (609.31 KB, 1600x2965, 320:593, sexual sammy.jpg)

File: a67fd0af5a0ae3d⋯.jpg (345.48 KB, 748x1772, 187:443, sams lgbt threads.jpg)

>>53474

here's some more for lols. My first ban from 4chan was for calling Sam a shilling cunt.

Now I have a personal vendetta against him.


 No.53491

>>53486

My guess is it's two Asians


 No.53492

>>53482

Linda and Lily


 No.53493

>>53485

This. (kek)

There was even one time in a lesbian video where the cameraman keeps breathing into the mic and occasionally starts talking about how turned on he is. All the comments are people yelling "FUCK OFF CAMERAMAN".


 No.53495

>>53493

The absolute worst is when the director lets/makes the woman take off her heels.

What the fuck were you thinking!?


 No.53496

>>53490

I always though Sam Hyde was an unfunny asshole, never really understood why the /pol/tards found him funny.


 No.53497

>>53491

But they said French. Maybe they got colonised.


 No.53498

>>53496

>/pol/tards

There's a lot you wouldn't understand


 No.53499

>>53496

I thought /pol/ was trying to ruin his life by linking him to every happening.


 No.53500

They will give you hepatitis in the French style.


 No.53501

>>53499

How's that working out?

You don't think they're just doing it because it's legit funny?


 No.53502

>>53482

They're all "busty". Don't they have any delicious flat chest asians? Whoever you end up with, you should measure her to confirm that her bust deserves the -y suffix, and if not, demand your money back and get ACA involved.


 No.53503

Recorded all of 7's Commonwealth Games coverage today, hoping to see the men's air rifle match. They didn't cut to it once. Then I see on the news the Australian won gold. Fucking cunts and their anti-gun bullshit. Recorded about 3 hours of ooga booga track and field niggers though.


 No.53504

>>53496

Some of his stuff was ok but that's just because I found it funny the first time around. His stuff is just repackaged stale /pol/ memes.


 No.53505

>>53503

Wow fuck Channel 7.


 No.53506

Apparently i got a call from a chinese scam bot from canberra. How strange.


 No.53507

>>53503

Pay for the seven Olympics app. If you are with optus all SD streams are unmetered with the official app. Otherwise you're going to get cucked by seven who's going to put on what they feel is the most popular event


 No.53508

Why is there a link to wrestlemania at the top of the page?


 No.53509

>>53507

7 just cut to the shoot off for gold/silver/bronze, so I got to see that at least.


 No.53510

>>53509

but they only did that because of the win.


 No.53511

>>53495

>The absolute worst is when the director lets/makes the woman take off her heels.

Literally why does this even happen?


 No.53512

>>53511

>>53495

>complaining about barefoot women


 No.53513

>>53509

Yeah it sucks even ABC gets cucked by their licensing agreement that they cannot even use footage from events for their news reports. Olympics is a controlled media event. If different stations were able to broadcast events in probably make it more accessible to the public


 No.53514

>>53482

Double Trouble


 No.53515

>>53513

But you can't have that goy

It's Social Marxist Capitalism, what can you do


 No.53516

File: c016fbd32ef3b12⋯.jpg (95.47 KB, 900x900, 1:1, fat pepe on toilet.jpg)

>Just ordered $90 worth of dominos


 No.53517

>>53516

No you didn't.


 No.53518

>>53516

Aiming for CEO status I see.


 No.53519

>>53515

I understand it's a reciprocal agreement between the states of the Commonwealth, but if any tax revenue is used to fund, build or support the games access should be given to the citizens of the country more freely. Sure it may bring in revenue from tourists but I don't necessarily agree with building multimillion-dollar stadiums in the acquisition of land to build those stadiums. Something more should be giving back to the community but best trick used is the praise a place gets from hosting the games. I just don't like the Commonwealth Games, particularly most of the sporting events.


 No.53520

>>53516

You did not.


 No.53521

File: 97142a940943369⋯.mp4 (9.18 MB, 600x338, 300:169, jMDzHnW.mp4)

What's going on NEETs?


 No.53522


 No.53523

>>53518

It's like a training course with the lot to get you that promotion.


 No.53524

I am in a bad mood.


 No.53525

>>53522

Going through that channel 7's twitter

>all the emoji's


 No.53526

File: 15ccd86e415f50b⋯.png (75.73 KB, 968x176, 11:2, i am not a liar.png)


 No.53527

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.53528

>>53526

Show what you bought please.


 No.53529

>>53526

You're a reckless NEET. I want photos of this ridiculous feast


 No.53530

>>53527

Made me smile.


 No.53531

>>53525

I clicked on it from news article that went straight to the video avoiding all that cancer


 No.53532

>>53482

How much do they generally cost?


 No.53533

Might quit my job so I can sleep all day tbh neets


 No.53534

>>53533

Doesn't sound like a very good idea mate.


 No.53535

>>53534

I don't see any flaws in my plan


 No.53536

>>53534

If he doesn't mind the cold bitumen, he can sleep all day.


 No.53537

File: 377cd29758e6ff9⋯.jpg (7.85 KB, 223x226, 223:226, 377cd29758e6ff90d5fff6c0fc….jpg)

>>53533

comfiness uber alles


 No.53538

>>53536

The cold bitumen is fine, the hot bitumen is less fine


 No.53539

>>53535

If you sleep outside of Dan's at least you won't have far to travel imho


 No.53540

>>53538

Fulfill your dreams and live on the street


 No.53541

File: 821fb689e40fcd5⋯.jpg (175.91 KB, 1162x775, 1162:775, classic_dan.jpg)

>>53539

We have a comfy skip bin out back of each store you can use. Smells like little fat lamb, but other than that, it's the ritz.


 No.53542

>>53541

Handy Dan tip #3


 No.53543

>>53541

Dan's bin wouldn't be too bad, mostly just cardboard boxes and damaged good bags that you could use as pillows.


 No.53544

>>53543

A pierced goon pillow is just a flat bag


 No.53545

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Where has this depression come from? I was having a good day.


 No.53546

>>53545

Have a wank


 No.53547

>>53545

NEETGod works in mysterious ways


 No.53548

>>53544

some might still be intact, only the boxes may be damaged.


 No.53549

>>53548

We can only hope


 No.53550

File: ef1b83434dc3087⋯.png (142.43 KB, 473x462, 43:42, 1470197345270.png)

>>53527

"The Ning Nong Nang" sounds like a battle from the Vietnam war.


 No.53551

File: 7f930885cc5fdb6⋯.jpg (83.24 KB, 525x326, 525:326, 7f930885cc5fdb683c507b2e9b….jpg)

>>53544

That's why you get a nice one that's swollen by out of date goon.


 No.53552

>>53516

Are you a CanberraFag, we can have an impromtu pizza meet


 No.53554

File: 7edea44c90cf71f⋯.jpg (280.61 KB, 2048x1447, 2048:1447, 7edea44c90cf71f734c1c7b206….jpg)

>>53533

Live the dream anon.

>>53552

>pizza meet

He'll bring the pizza, you bring the meet


 No.53555

>>53551

What if desire to hydrate becomes too strong, then what happens?


 No.53556

>>53554

You got it


 No.53557

File: 2c1019c1d4fb8ab⋯.gif (996.39 KB, 500x300, 5:3, Ed tfw depressed becomes t….gif)

>>53521

Not much m80. Went for a walk along the beach before, walking past numerous qts in their tight-fitting workout paraphernalia. And it hit me that for all the times I've looked back at grills after they'd passed not one of them has ever turned back to get another look at me.


 No.53558

>>53557

Are you executive sized?


 No.53559

>>53293

still need answer to this plz


 No.53560

>>53558

Size S

>>53559

Ask Siri ffs


 No.53561

>>53560

>Ask Siri ffs

I can't talk to women.


 No.53562

>>53293

I just use iTunes to play pirated MP3s through that whole playlist thing.


 No.53563

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I hope you NEETs don't ruin music by listening to it through shitty phone speakers.


 No.53564

>>53563

This

$2 kmart earbuds are the choice for any serious audiophileneet on a budget


 No.53565

>>53564

They cost 2 dollars? Fuck, I've been buying 20 dollar skullcandy earshits at JB hifi


 No.53566

File: fd5c40bd4ec1683⋯.jpeg (4.75 KB, 225x224, 225:224, reeee.jpeg)

So I got a job six months ago and now I'm a manager of a liquor store. It's actually pretty easy but obviously doesn't have long term prospects - I spent all this time thinking that I was broken but I just didn't get given any opportunities.

I've signed up to Team Treehouse and I've started to try to learn how to do some web design or something. I need to upskill, lose weight and grind so I can not slip back into NEETdom.


 No.53567

>>53562

ok. I have some audio book mp3s I want to listen to. I wasn't sure if itunes would interfere and fuck it all up.


 No.53568

>>53566

Manger sized employee of the store?


 No.53569

>>53566

Why not become a Dan Murphy's manager

I'm sure you'd get quite a few (You)s for that


 No.53570

>>53567

Just keep a backup. They have deleted a couple of tracks of mine, but those were straight album FLACs that were organized exactly like an album. And I had backups anyway.


 No.53571

>>53564

I thought that price range was for nasty children's audio devices build for three uses before they go into the bin?


 No.53572

>>53566

> doesn't have long term prospects

That is not necessarily the case.


 No.53573

>>53566

I'd just stay on as manager, while it's probably not glamours it's probably a secure job.

Chill, be comfy.


 No.53574

>>53566

How much does being manager of a bottle shop get you. Also, how do you deal with shoplifters?


 No.53575

>>53573

This. Bottle shops are not likely to go broke and shut down either.


 No.53576

>>53575

Dan's grip is always tightening


 No.53577

>>53566

How long had you been unemployed prior?


 No.53578

>>53566

Can you give me free beer

Also don't beat yourself up you've climbed up the ladder very fast, now what you need to do is to take your time and use it to learn


 No.53579

>>53578

Ladders can be pretty hard to climb


 No.53580

>>53579

Much like life itself, they're harder for our executive brethren


 No.53581

Bossylady asked a friend who was giving a couch away if I could have it.

I just got off the phone with the lady who was giving it away. I sperged out hard. I think she thinks I'm a handicapped person. I really lost my shit talking to her. I said I'd meet her tomorrow at her place. I have course tomorrow. I might need a trailer or do multiple trips in my ute. If I need a trailer I've never driven with one and I don't have a credit card and you need one to hire trailers.

And I dont have any painkillers to ease the feels fuck fuck

Not good.


 No.53582

>>53579

kek

>>53580

double kek


 No.53583

>>53576

>>53568

what?

>>53569

I dunno it seems pretty soul crushing to work as a manager for a big store, I'm managing an independent smaller store.

>>53572

Well I'm making $25 an hour and living in inner city Melbourne, it's expensive to live here - I mostly want to get as much money as possible so that if I become unemployed I won't have nothing to show for it.

>>53573

Yeah it is pretty easy, especially if I'm working in the mornings. The store only really gets slammed on Saturday and Friday nights.

>>53574

$25 per hour, 38 hours a week. Haven't caught any shoplifters yet but I'm usually offering suggestions to people and talking to them and also watching them.

>>53575

>>53576

The business is profitable but could definitely be doing better, the thing that we do to beat dans is that we're located in the city in a smaller location close to public transport. You couldn't fit a Dan Murphies in this spot and we cater to more niche markets (wine, craft beer).

>>53577

Last time I worked before this was in a kitchen in 2013 for three months. I worked at a temp agency maybe 2 - 3 shifts a fornight in 2014 and then nothing until now


 No.53584

>>53581

Calm down anon, it will be all good, you know you can do that shit with a Debit card as well not a credit card, and it's fine you've never driven with a trailer, everyone has to have a start somewhere in any new skill, and like everything for driving a new way, take it slow and easy until you build up your skills and confidence


 No.53585

>>53583

So you've become a Manager in a bottleshop right in the inner city of Melbourne and you can sort of afford it?

Mate I know we, especially myself, love to beat ourselves up but you've done good, I think it would be best to stay there for a while, run it nice run it well so you look like an attractive candidate for if Dan's or who every you want to go for if you want to leave


 No.53586

>>53581

>I sperged out hard.

>I really lost my shit talking to her

What does this mean specifically?


 No.53587

>>53583

mate if I'm ever in Melbourne and I'll try and find you're alcohol shop and buy from you


 No.53588

>>53586

He means he Sperged out, does that not happen to you on a frequent basis


 No.53589

>>53588

What does a sperg out look like?


 No.53590

File: 7df01f654f3dda6⋯.jpg (35.6 KB, 443x332, 443:332, m1xzTow.jpg)

>>53581

Do you have a tow-ball on your ute? Might be tricky towing a trailer without one.


 No.53591

>>53583

Is that you cleanstove?

Whoever you are, you sound like you are doing fine. First job after 3 years of neetdom and you become manager. That's great imo.

>>53586

I turned into a blubbering fool, being overly thankful and explaining shit that she understands already, saying out loud steps and thoughts I have while near crying because I can't talk to people.


 No.53592

So I found out from a video sperging out about CinemaSins that Youtube prioritizes longer videos.

So I'm gonna work on my delivery and try to do more indepth critiques/exploration of mechanics in games. That should be fun. Only sticking to like 6 minutes because my voice is monotonous and lacks any bass.


 No.53593

>>53590

Yeah. I've just never used it.


 No.53594

>>53589

I'd say it's pretty self explanatory, It's that you completely fuck up in a social scenario, you know spill your spaghetti and all that


 No.53595

>>53585

I mean when you say it like that it sounds a lot less daunting. My main concern though is that I am unskilled and I want to use this job for life security and utilise the breathing room I have to step into something that pays more.

My dream is to be doing something freelance and to move to the country somewhere so I can keep my costs down, be away from the SJW's and nonstop immigration and be comfy.


 No.53596

>>53591

That doesn't sound too bad. I thought you might have got abusive with her. That would have been bad. A lot of people are bad on the phone. Humans are not meant to communicate that way. We are evolved for face to face.


 No.53597

>>53591

Cleanstove is QLD IIRC


 No.53598

>>53589

Ugly unintentional words


 No.53599

>>53592

Sounds interesting


 No.53600

>>53597

No he moved to Melbourne.


 No.53601

>>53594

when I hear sperg out I imagine screeching and headbutting walls.


 No.53602

>>53595

Well managing is extremly good experience, and you said you worked in a kitchen so maybe opening a Cafe somewhere rural might be comfy tbh kinda looking for a business partner to start one


 No.53603

>>53600

Oh never knew, excuse my ignorance

>>53601

Yeah it's pretty much that, often not to that extreme


 No.53604

>>53596

New person, accepting charity (I can't do it, I'm going to offer her 50 or 100 for it - it's a leather chaise) and asking her to accommodate my time availability.

I feel like I'm asking too much, I know I'm not but it still feels that way.

>>53597

He's living with his sister now in Melbourne.


 No.53605

>>53601

I don't know what the correct term is then. I am not an aggressive, violent or angry person.


 No.53606

>>53604

Is the lounges single seater or multiple seats. If it's multiple seats she may have bought another lounge and just wants it removed for free without paying, especially if it's expensive.


 No.53607

>>53599

It should be!

Come to think of it, all the channels that explode in popularity - say, Lord Mandalore or Mateosis specialize in that 20-40 minute range of videos (the latter uploded a fucking 6 hour long video once) while channels like MechaGameZilla, despite having lauded content, fail to find success.

I just need some resources to improve delivery. Will at least try hanging up foam or whatever it is people say to do to improve conditions for audio, and editing audio isn't that hard.


 No.53608

That nutter is back on /aus


 No.53609

>>53604

Mate it's just you building things up, it's just a couch, now take a second and calm down, and you should see the steps you need to take

And as I said before a debit card should be fine to pay for a trailer


 No.53611

>>53606

Sorry, I meant to say heavy instead of expensive


 No.53612

>>53606

Yeah, she got a new couch and just wants to get rid of this one. It's like a 7 seater, 3 on one side then 4 on the other in a L shape.


 No.53613

>>53607

Well there is that whole thing that Pewdiepie became the #1 Channel because him being Sweedish, Living in Italy, speaking english and having long videos created a intersection sort of thing that exploded


 No.53614

>>53608

Me?

>>53610

Are you bullying Nigger GF NEET?


 No.53615

>>53612

shit, sounds massive


 No.53617

>>53614

>Are you bullying Nigger GF NEET?

Well bantered.


 No.53618

>>53614

Are you the Vietnam flag-poster ranting on about satanic pedos and what-not?


 No.53619

>>53609

I talked to bosslady and she said that I should tell her, if when I get there and it doesn't fit to get her to hold it for a bit til the week end.

I need to chill out.

If I can get it piece by piece in the back of the ute I will do that.

If not I will get a trailer. Yeah, thanks man.

Things aren't as bad as I generally make them out to be in my head.

>>53610

Yeah, I guess I am a bit of all those things but I don't like to admit that.


 No.53620

>>53602

Hospo is a pretty tough life tbh


 No.53621

>>53592

>So I found out from a video sperging out about CinemaSins that Youtube prioritizes longer videos.

>>53607

>Come to think of it, all the channels that explode in popularity - say, Lord Mandalore or Mateosis specialize in that 20-40 minute range of videos (the latter uploded a fucking 6 hour long video once)

That's pretty interesting because it puts the lie to the whole boomer meme of "kids these days and their short attention spans they just want to watch their vines"


 No.53622

>>53619

Sounds like you got yourself under control and things into perspective pretty quick mate. You are not doing so bad.


 No.53623

Does having an Australian accent make doing YouTube videos difficult? I really hate it when Australian YouTubers ark up their aussieness for foreign audiences, it is incredibly cringey.


 No.53625

>>53613

Bloody hell, ey.

Well right now the thing is just to make good content. Youtube analytics throw my watch time at like 1-2 minutes, which means the videos are just kinda shit.

A shame, but that's not going to improve by crying about it.

>>53621

Oh yeah, that was always full of shit. Let's Plays in particular go for hours and hours.


 No.53626

>>53624

You could make it work for you though. There is a Scandanavian youtuber I think his name is Killian and he sounds nasally and gay but his videos are pretty entertaining and he is successful.


 No.53627

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>>53615

It's not the dimensions I said.


 No.53629

>>53623

I've never had anyone complain about not understanding what I was saying, at least.


 No.53630

>>53627

Can you redpill me on this couch drama? Seems pretty straightforward. You could even go on gumtree and pay some cunt 50 bucks to move it for you.


 No.53631

>>53622

She still thinks I am a weirdo though. Hopefully when I meet her and her husband I can act normal and just say I'm not good on the phone or something.

Or better yet not say anything about the phonecall.


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 No.53634

neet




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