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The new NEET Thread, God be praised.

Old Thread: >>52114




Thank god, I was trying to make a thread myself but all my thread titles sounded retarded


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>tfw no Nepalese gf


This thread is about the conversation with that nepalse bitch I fucked up



Good that we narrowly avoided the no pepe, no old thread link general



22 is too young for you anyway NEET.



Did her hand feel nice?



My dad used to give me shit about them. They made a fair few decent songs



That's interesting, I've heard that the Koreans are fairly racist towards black people Beyond the cities even though why people are just a novelty. Does she have family over there or did she work for someone who was Korean, it's a strange thing to learn for someone who is black?


What did Nepalese qt smell like.



Shirl had a great voice. He was a unique talent.



fuck you NEETlore cunt



and your good memory/note taking system


Alternative thread didn't even use a proper pepe image very disappointing tbh



Yes, although her handshake was weak.



Are you high?



Most of her friends are some sort of asian.

I can't tell them apart.



flowers of some sort


Is niggerGFNEET's GF a black or a blasian?



That is a pepe though?



The other neet general #71 didn't have a pepe



Please tell us more, did she have a cute smile and glistening eyes. Was her hair long and shimmered in the light?



How would the NEETs know?






Some of the big brain neets are experts at picking up subtle hints a careless neet may drop about his life



She had a red sun dress on that showed off some nice boob cleft.

Her hair was long and black and glossy


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No, I have read a bit about Asian countries around teaching jobs. Someone who was black went to semi rural town and was fired simply because he was black in south Korea. Why do you provide such vague questions?



I drop subtle lies to mess up my NEETlore.


Just used google images to look at nepalese girls. They're poojeta tier. Everyone go back to kfc and wank jokes.



I thought it was just a more comical version of Bruce?



She sounds dreamy.



This bloodline about to become a mudline.





Because your previous post sounded disjointed and insane.



Poojetas look okay though






are you a nigger?



Nepalese food is basically a form of indian.

She's a half caste as I said. Google serves up terrible images.


When I was in hospital I had a nepalese nurse, she was lovely.



lol, your a funny one neet


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A good girl should have a gentle handshake.



If she can't shake a hand, she can't tug a dick



She needs to tug the dick in a ladylike way.



What part? He said she was black. I assumed African. I've never heard of an African learning Korean. I provided my reasons yes, sure it wasn't completely coherent I accept that.




I'd like to climb up to their little villages and pollute their bloodline and spin those meditation things they have.



with her mouth






The birthday boy was telling me her uncle, being from Nepal, couldn't shake the sherpa thing and was always trying to carry his stuff.




I was just reading about how foreigners are treated in Asian countries and came across that example. The advice in all Asian countries was to generally stay away from areas that aren't too populated unless you are quiet proficient in the language.



u aren't quiet proficient in english



Funny little asians carrying your stuff like pack mules. It's almost enough to remind you of what being white is like.



You should dress like an explorer from the 1920's and bone her while yelling "mush mush"



How many times per day do you apologise for your white privilege?



Anything in particular causing your sperg out?



No need to be narky mate.



Pretty sure they weren't using dog sled packs in the Nepalese mountains…





nepalese waifs



It's ok, the koreans won't be able to tell anyway



Have an Australian Escort



I don't know what they yelled at sherpas, you need to do some research before you fuck her in costume.



You weren't talking to me niggf if you think you were, I don't know why he went off.



Are nepalese the same as tibettans? Cos I think they just get yelled at by the Chinks (before being shot)



Dude, that's fucking gross.



मेरो कार्यकारी मुर्गा घुमाउनुहोस्



Maybe he needs to dress in red army get up.



Have a wank instead



Did you think she'll be able to carry you up the mountain?



I weigh 125kg so no. She'd be filling out Work Cover forms in no time.



It will be a struggle to carry an executive NEET as well as his cooking gear.



Especially a Weber kettle



DSP couple?



I don't think this is the same NEET.



It is. I'm ripping on myself.



There's only 2 neets here, and you're one of them, so no.



There are Nepalese qt's in Adelaide?



And just on that:

I'm glad I stayed up for an extra beer.

Posting that shit and reading the replies has made me laugh.



Yes. For 6 months anyway. She wants to visit Sydney after that.



But there are three variations of both of us.



Your children over there will be oddity. I knew of a white man who married a Cambodian woman and everyone stared at his family over in Cambodia. Since the children looked like them but were so much whiter even though it wasn't that much.



You better make it quick then.


>tfw no ghost asian kids.



as NEETlore NEET reminded me, I'm too old.

I'm also physically repulsive and can't manage a basic conversation, as I've posted.


You're only too old when the sperm can't exit your dick.



I don't think that stopped the explorers of old. Ravage her deep cavernous ravine and mount her glistening peak. It is the white mans way.




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You can be my dad



plant your flagpole atop her peaks to prove you were the first to get there



Sorry lad, we'll kick the footy another day. I've got movies to make.



Dad why do all the hot blondes at school prefer digger nicks?



Son, you're a strapping young fella. Here's some money. Go buy yourself a car, they're sure to like you then.



to be fair, the father did hire someone to mentor him and teach him how to be less of a retard.


How long can an open bag of goon last in the fridge?



Depends how low your standards are



It's been about a week.



It probably won't hurt you but it may taste like shit



Way too late when he failing at university? Earlier intervention may have helped. What his father did sounded like a bandaid solution. It did help but then without support he went straight back to his normal self.



Get a Soda Stream and reinvented that goon.


It's Saturday night - who's going out?



I am about to go to bed.



I'm close to going to bed too.


Imagine catching a yowie



Anyone in Sydney up for a drink?



Lets go to bed together.



You wont let me sleep.



You're probably close to cumming in his bed


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Saturday nights here are as spicy as ever.


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Good night my good NEET. I will see you tomorrow.



I hope she doesn't cause fungal infections


"They're very intelligent."

But he says they are in danger.

"They build meagre shelters in the forest which are often destroyed by humans," he said.

"The EPA won't respond to my calls."

I believe him.




Noighty noight buddy.



>he was confronted by "a man-like figure," heavy set and smelling "like rotten eggs." The creature reportedly ran away

innawoods NEET



It's a shame that the EPA won't respond to his tip offs


who /beer/ here



I love beer.

But it's too expensive and you need too much to match like $5 worth of goon.



A carton lasts me ages because beer fills me up and I can't drink more than one or two at a time


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mean wojak


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Nighty Night NEETs



>Yowies in Gympie

Goddamnit, I like to go camping out west of there.

I've never seen anything strange in the bush, and there's no way I want to run into anything spooky.



I envy you. I wish beer could give me that much of a hit again. These days, I drink 6 and get nothing.

Great taste, but as a NEET I wasnt to piss away a day. Take today. $10 worth of goon and I haven't been sober since 10am.


Night, nipposter.



Good night.



I don't really drink to get any kind of tipsy, I just drink because it's cold and sometimes water doesn't hit the spot

I hope you're not doing too bad neet


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They're friendly mate.



Sleep tight.


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goonpill me on beer



It just tastes not-nice to me.



It's a taste yoou learn to enjoy, a bit like coffee


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shit reason tbh



I'm actually doing really well since I've started browsing /ausneets/.

I'm not the most active poster and I'm not really a good person, /ausneets/, but please don't ever die.





That's okay.



That's good to hear, friend. I don't think this general is going anywhere anytime soon, so stay comfy.


>everyone goes to bed early



Another saturday night alone



Is being alone and by yourself any worse than being alone with others?


went and got some beer from dans

now that I'm home I'm feeling too tired for a neetparty and I'm probably going straight to bed


I'm going to crash too. Good night NEETs



What beer did you get?

I'm about to have some noodles


Goodnight NEETs. Now I've watched 16 episodes of Galactic Heroes and am well and truly invested in it.



4 pack of the big hollandia cans



What noodles are you eating?



Maggi Fusian Korean Beef


Gonna stay up late tonight neetos



How is it?



>post this

>immediately begin to feel very tired




Just finished them. Mildly spicy, having some milk now.


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>Not getting Indo-Mie




I'm going to be a bad boy and stay up until 11pm for the F1 Qualifying


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These are better, search your heart you know it to be true



Too expensive. 5 pack of Indomie for $2.75 from Woolies.





Beer is $42 a case which is like 30 SDs, while goon is $10 and also about 30 SDs


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Standard drinks



That's exactly why I'm staying up too



Standard Drinks, basically a measurement of how much alcohol is in a drink



I used to like indomie but once I took the maggipill there was no turning back.



Hello Lionel



My Boss would probably do that too







That sounds like some Fascist nonsense to dictate how much we should drink.


Does Maggi have seasoned oil, sweet soy and fried onion packets?


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Gimi looks good in the last practice

Do you watch it on Acestream?



>Does Maggi have seasoned oil, sweet soy and fried onion packets?

The Korean Beef one has a seasoning pack and another pack of chopped up herbs and dried vegetables. They make a Laska one as well which is nice, but not as good as the Korean beef.



It was created by the UK in 1984, so not Fascist but Jews


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>pack of chopped up herbs and dried vegetables



What a surprise, a bunch of bossy inbred Saxons.



Oh and (((Thatcher))) at that



It still tastes better than indo mie. I've tried them both



It would be nice to see him get it, it's hard not to like his personality

And yeah I probably will, that's what I did last season. I made the mistake of just watching it on 10 for the aus GP and the constant ads were infuriating.





How many glasses have you had?




The race is going to be interesting, the Mercs both have grid penalties for a gearbox change.

Yeah FTA is utter shit, they barely show the V8's anymore and I don't even think they show full races on 10 anymore outside of the Aus. GP.



It'll be interesting to see if they're able to overtake this time. Bottas barely managed to overtake anyone last race while in previous years they inevitably ended up back in the top 4 no matter where they started.

I think 10 outright cancelled the last couple of races they were meant to show last season. I wish the rights would go to an independent online service so I don't have to either hope I have a reliable stream or spend 40 bucks on the foxjew.



Know any stream?




For every session there is a post at the top here


There are normal streams and acestream links, I just use they acestream ones since all I have to do it paste it into the acestream program



There's a stream coming out of my dick.



This download for acestream is taking weirdly long




I usually got them from /f1/ on cuckchan. I have a list of acestreams in some notepad document but I changed computers recently and the file probably has a dumb name so I can't find it.



I'm assuming that's a general on /o/ or /sp/ I doubt there is an /f1/ board there, unlike some sites…..




I meant the /f1/ general on 4chan. It's normal to refer to generals like that there, admittedly it is confusing to do on a website where /name/ is used to indicate randomly named boards too.



Even so there is /o/ and /sp/ so it's confusing


Greetings NEETs, I just woke up, hope everyone is alright.


I find Lemonade is THE best pair to mixing a goon



Hello Hans probably not your actual real name, but what ever

Hows it been

Also quick question, what is the cheapest Alcohol in Germany, are goon bags a thing there



Its been alright, an old chad-type friend decided to contact me again, he's also currently a NEET and we're drinking tonight, just have to find a nice and quiet spot outdoors.

>what is the cheapest Alcohol in Germany

probably some wine or beer in plastic bottles, I don't really know since the only alcohol I buy is cheap vodka, 5 euros a bottle.

>are goon bags a thing there

we have wine in bags, its called tütenwein, literally bag wine. Its not a big thing here



>5 euros a bottle

holy shit that is cheap and I mean REALLY CHEAP

Vokda is $27 at the absolute cheapest here and that's at Dan's or Aldi



>an old chad-type friend decided to contact me again

Funny enough that happened to me last week, wondering if I should shoot him a Faceberg message to meet up



>an old chad-type friend decided to contact me

>wondering if I should shoot him



kek, he's actually a good cunt, never would hurt him



I should have mentioned that they are 0,7l bottles and that they taste like shit.

>Vokda is $27 at the absolute cheapest here

fuck thats expensive. Whats the cheapest alcohol you can get in australia?


does he know about your NEET lifestyle?



The cheapest Alcohol we can get is a 4L bag of Wine

You can at Dans get 9% for $8.30 In a 2 bag buy, at Aldi you can buy 11% at $10



tbh not a NEET just here because these cunts I get along with



doesn't sound to bad, seems like Dan kept his promise. But still, 27$ for vodka? Fuck I'm lucky with my local prices


huh, so whats stopping you from meeting up with that old friend of yours?



Autism and distance


Looks like there has been some kind of terrorist happening in Germany



Alcohol is fucked here



Isn't that everyday there

In fact I'm suprised Sydney hasn't had an attack for a while


Poor gimi

Good night late night neets



yeah I just read about it, seems like an evil van decided to run over people. Driver shot himself.

>Behörden gehen von Anschlag aus

>authorities are assuming its a (terrorist) attack

>In Sicherheitskreisen hieß es, „das Szenario ist so, dass man einen Anschlag nicht ausschließen kann.“

>In security circles it was said that "its the kind of scenario where we can't rule out a terrorist attack"

>Die Polizei bat, keine Spekulationen über den Vorfall anzustellen

>police asked to not speculate about the case

Also we got multiple government officials saying that their thoughts are with the victims. Just another day in germanistan

thank god for these competent people who are in charge here.


good night NEET



>police asked not to speculate about the case

should be

>police asked the public to not speculate about the case




Yeah he couldn't do it. G'night m8, looking forward to the race tomorrow


ein dopple tripple


morning NEETs



Morning NEET


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Was up for hours last night thinking about this. Especially the bit about the "pyramid", that's just the shape of the road.


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Good morning friends



Indomie aren't very good and at over 50c a pack that's not that cheap if you;re having two or three.


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Morning neets. Our official meme drink has been discovered by (((the media))). Looks like little fat lamb is off to the slaughterhouse.





Good morning dearest NEETs



>pouring it in the gutter

that's ok I guess, fat lamb's a poofter drink.



Good morning NEETs.

I shouldn't have mentioned Picnic at Hanging Rock last night. I had a nightmare about it last night. I dreamed I was alone in the bush and spooky shit was happening.

I was half awake and knew I was at home in bed and lying there I became paralysed by fear. Literally paralysed. I tried to move in bed but couldn't. And the dream still went on. Very disturbing.



Where is this stuff from? half chan /x/?


Sounds like classic sleep paralysis. Did you see anything in your room?



Good morning, I had something similar.

Kept seeing figures but was just mind playing tricks and me over thinking. Imagine being those kids following the light in the bush.

One thing that got me thinking was the "farmer", there aren't any farms anywhere near there.


>Where is this stuff from?

Not sure, it was posted here yesterday.



>Did you see anything in your room?

No I didn't see anything.






Good morning NEETos.



Maybe I shouldn't have posted that thing. I didn't realise it would cause such implications.


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You have released them into Adelaide now.

That' another thing I was thinking; If the lines of the rod act as avenues for them to move perhaps now they can get anywhere. I don't really believe in it but it does get me thinking.



>I don't really believe in it

That is good to know. You can never quite be sure because I know some NEETs are mentally interesting and can suffer from paranoia and obsessional problems. From time to time.


To shake off the lingering fear of my nightmare I took Doggo for his walk. It was just getting light outside and I think I prefer walking a bit earlier than that when it is still dark. 5am is the best time for walks I think. It is so quiet and still.

I am not sure if I will keep that opinion when it starts to get really cold.


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tbh I think I convince myself I don't believe in shit.

I saw ghosts when I was a kid but used to tell myself it was just me seeing stuff and my mind fabricating the details.

Black fella stuff, more than anything else, really does give me funny vibes.



Speaking of cold, Doggo and I were walking up a steep hill this morning and we walked into a pocket of really warm air. I have never noticed anything like that before. I guess the hill had been sheltering some air and it stayed warmer than the air everywhere else. It was quite weird. A little muggy pocket of air.


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It was the quinkin letting you know that they know that you know.



The abos out in the bush still believe in all that shit and it is a big problem for them because they believe illnesses are caused by sorcery and witchcraft and so they get violent and attack people when they think they have caused a relative to get sick or die.



I bet they are responsible for my depression and failed life. They have been invisibly dogging my steps for years, pushing me to make the wrong choices.



>the quinkin letting you know that they know that you know

I know



They are metaphors for your personal demons, failings and fears. These metaphors have been drawn out out of you, made external, incarnated into supernatural form. Now they're crossing the barrier from the supernatural world into the real one.



They've been guiding you towards Dan Murphy's to get the medicine you need.



Get a stick and start beating these ideas out of them.



Abos fascinate me. I don't know why, maybe it's because I haven't met one yet


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Good morning white supremacists, NEETs, and white supremacist NEETs.



Good morning Karen.



>NEETos depression manifests and wreaks havoc on normie society



Have you invested in an iron bar?



What do they do all day?



Inhaling solvents and drinking goon



The abbos I see in the CBD of adelaide sit around in public parks and shit while drinking goon, jabbering on about bullshit, getting mad and yelling FAAAAARRRRK YUUUUUUUUUUUU while jabbering, leaving rubbish around the place, and pissing up against a tree.



Why doesn't the Australian government provide them with free and unlimited access to solvents to speed up the process?


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Off to wage.

Enjoy your day NEETs, beware of the quinkin.


Long day ahead of me and I have so much shit to do I might just turn my internet off for the next 8 hours so I can actually get stuff done without procrastinating.

I'll see you this evening NEETs.



See you soon.


>I'll see you this evening NEETs.

See you when you get back, don't forget to have a wank


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New day, new possibilities'. What will (you)'' drink today?


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>tfw Dan's is not open yet


How you doing lads? It's apparently morning down there?

Anyone doing anything exciting today?

I spent my saturday sitting around playing Majoras Mask. What's NEET life like fotr you guys? Does the climate make it better or worse?


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>Anyone doing anything exciting today?

Looking into distant landscapes and becoming refreshed



Jerking off lots today

The climate is nice except for when you're trying to sleep in the summer and it's hot and humid



I can definitely imagine that being a pain, I dislike when we have warmer weather over here so I can only imagine the hell you guys suffer.

Where did you guys excile yourselves from anyway? I've not heard of /ausneet/ before.


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Today we're having a little fat lamb special - with each purchase of 1.25 litres or more, Dan is giving away a free iron bar*. Every iron bar has been autographed by Dan and tested on live aborigines.

* = Terms and conditions apply. Limit of 1 iron bar per customer.



The board /aus/ had a thread for NEETs but some NEETs got banned near the beginnning of the year and in protest all the NEETs moved here. Now /aus/ is a dead board used by homos every now and then.




They seem like beautiful people who get Australia its healthy dose of diversity



Daily dose.


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Thought I'd make one of these, might be fun


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Easily Red



Would yellow allow me to use my knowledge of world events, stock/currency trends etc to short the market and get obscenely rich, or does that fall under the lottery clause?



Does grey mean that you would have done the 8 years required for a full parliamentary pension, and would you have done enough time as the PM to receive full ex-PM benefits?



Assume that going back so far in time hazes your memory, so while you might remember general things like Trump winning and Bitcoin going up you don't remember exact specific dates or specific stocks etc.

Like you could profit but if you want money red is meant to be the one to pick



assume yes, point meant to be you're a humble NEET who just won the election and have power.



>8 years required for a full parliamentary pension

Good old Tony didn't have serve the full 8 years.



Abbott was elected in 1994.

So he gets a mega pension, ignoring his time as PM.

He fell a week or two short of the time required for all the ex-PM perks.



Fair enough. I was looking at the choices from the 'how can I abuse these choices for maximum personal gain'.



When making these things you have to be careful not to let one of the options be so powerful that it subsumes the others. For example, the money you get from the red option amounts to $600,000 every year, that's more than enough to pay for Woolworths and Dan deliveries for the rest of your life so why would anyone take the green option. Similarly, if someone took the yellow option, would they be able to achieve something greater than what the purple option gives you for free?

Other than that, it's a pretty good CYOA. I would pick pink but with my oneitis from year 10, and I'd convert her away from all the leftist bullshit she's into these days



>So he gets a mega pension, ignoring his time as PM.

Still wasn't enough for him.

>He fell a week or two short of the time required for all the ex-PM perks.

The rules were bent for him, no ordinary pleb citizen would have any government rule bent to their whim.



What rules were bent for him though? It was well publicised after Turnbull replaced him that he would not be receiving the same perks as Gillard/Rudd.



> I would pick pink

If she also got a button pick that would be pretty cool. Which would you force her to pick?



Either red or blue. Probably blue.



Green option requires you not having to leave your house and provides convenience.

Just because you did yellow doesn't mean you could make a great group of friends, many of us are tfw no friends



Would suck if she smashed the pink one



What is to say that that NEET wasn't her oneitis and he just never knew?



fuck yeah this reminds me of the time aliens landed at yularu

and the other time they were flying around mt isa



Fair call.


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Red, although I might've picked yellow when I was younger and more confident of my ability to control my own destiny. It's interesting to see what coloured button neet hasn't included here - eg improving your psychological issues.



>What rules were bent for him though?

He didn't serve the full eight years as outlined by the rules, but was given entitlements that ex-PM who serve the full period are given:


It's not all the perks but it was a politician peace treaty between Malcolm and Tony. He shouldn't have received anything and what he received was essentially free travel all around Australia excluding Sydney, while I am guessing he is receiving a state pension. He is receiving a very, very generous retirement package on top of an already generous package.

I have said it before, I do not like Tony as he closed minded and refuses to engage with views that differ from his beliefs. He was a position of public representation during his state parliament days and refused to see people that disagreed with his views. Yet a lot of those people who wanted to speak to Tony could speak to Fred Nile, an equally conservative MP. Even if Fred disagreed with you, he would still at least give you the time to listen to you even though he would still he be very upfront about his views. I respect that man even though I disagree with some his views, I cannot say the same for Tony.



Women have no agency or free will of their own, so she never gets to pick a button.



>still thinking pine gap is for monitoring 'Satellites' or some shit


hey Australia I shitposted on /christian/ did I do good?




I don't think that's what it means to turn the other cheek.



The flat deserts and almost no cloud coverage provide the perfect conditions for a satellite base station. Considering Australlia's position near Asia it is a geographically convenient location. It would cost a fucking fortune to run a military base in the middle of no where for a hundred employees. Millions upon millions each year just to be able to communicate with the aliens, it's less likely than you think get a free brain check a Mental Health Unit?



who cares, atleast they ate the bait



They are probably used to trolling. For maximum effect it's going to have to be a reasonably well research topic showing an interest and then finding a contradiction that conflicts with their core beliefs.


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I was searching through the episode descriptions of Ancient Aliens for something to watch, when I realised there's no episode dedicated to:

1) Australia

2) Spirit beings

What else are they missing?


Do any other neets occasionally try to phonepost while laying upside down?


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dumb stuff. It shows real character flaws that you thought it would impress anyone here. You need to grow out of that sort of nonsense.



It's too far and too hot for all the burger directors. Australia has proclaimed it has the oldest living cultures but most of the burger media just like going to Egypt and Europe for quality holidays instead.


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well you would be right, except I can’t and won’t divert all my energies into such a silly endeavor

I have better things to do anyways


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I once got someone to drop their phone on their nose by posting this gif.



Inches away from joining the brainlet wojak brotherhood



Mischievous NEET.



That's pretty how anyone with strong beliefs overcomes trolling, it's not just those with strong religious beliefs. You need to attack the mechanics and understand what causes maximum harm. That does require a lot of energy and as >>53176 says it is something you should be avoided. It's a waste of time.



Isn't his father a loyal lifetime member?



>current year

>not retaking the jesus pill




We just need to explain to the christians that their "religion" is really just a jewish memetic mind control virus created to destroy the roman empire and give jews a monopoly on banking. Then they'll stop being christians. I'm sure.


Suitcase packing is stressful.


>got so piss-drunk that I woke up still drunk

>my phone was outside on the pavement

Well that happened.




filthy seppo term


that Good Game sheila's mummybot died



I'm no yank, my man, just autistic.


Had an 11 hour sleep. Now I feel like shit and I'm depressed.



Hang in there, buddy.


I don't remember that episode.



>Millions upon millions each year just to be able to communicate with the aliens


do u think the ayys are a fucking joke mate??

also be less obvious next time, ASIO


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>sleep paralysis, strange figures

A chink girl (who could barely speak english) told me she had once woken up, been unable to move, and seen a shadowy figure with long dark hair in her room. It sounded exactly like the night hag phenomena. Also a friend of mine in primary school were talking about ghosts, and he told me he'd once seen a ghost that "pressed down" on his chest while he was half asleep. It's really widespread thing.



He won't be lmaoing on the day of the probe



Already had a wank



Your psychotic ideations aren't going to go away unless you seek treatment. Each time you post, it feels like you are a little more unhinged.



Isn't he just joking?



oh no ive actually triggered the ASIO shill force

notice how i never actually said Pine Gap was for communicating with aliens


Sitting shirtless having a cup of blend 43.


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I am not an ASIO or a CIAnigger.


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sounds like something an undercover asioneet would say.


ASIO bullshit posting is banned here (for good reason).



What if you are joking?


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Magnet to the classic film Ned, watched it again last night. I'm now seeding it if you want it.


I've mentally been thinking you guys were talking about CSIRO and was all "how deep is this 3rd grade rabbit hole?"



btw tell your manager if he doesnt stop, i will say where the subsea military bases are located.

im on your side, just stop trying to fuck with me. I made it sound like a meme on purpose but then you had to come in. i was just having fun, whats your fucking problem?



He may be, he may not be. There has been one NEET on here who is need of mental health treatment for psychosis. He just doesn't sound well when he posts about these conspiracy theories (making connection between ideas, feelings of being all powerful, mighty and knowledgeable like a god) not just banter. If this is how he is online, I worry about his physical health. Is isn't going to get better for him unless he seeks treatment. These people are vulnerable to manipulation and can experience explosive behaviours without much warning. It's not pleasant.

It reminds me exactly of someone who was diagnosed with bipolar and scheiphenizia before he was taken to a Mental Health Unit against his will



>14. No posts which infer, either seriously or in jest, that the board is monitored by the Government or intelligence agencies, or which infer that any individual poster may be an agent of the government or an intelligence agency. These jokes are not funny and have a track record of stoking paranoia and chilling the free sharing of information on the board.



okay that threat was unwarranted, im sorry

you can delete these posts

but next time please dont put the new guy on this kind of job



Do aliens count as an intelligence agency?


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They are too powerful for us to comprehend.



>have a track record of stoking paranoia and chilling the free sharing of information on the board.

You should minimise your discussion with him. I was wrong for engaging with him previously, I apologise for this transgression. If you keep engaging with him you are going to make him more unstable his posts are increasing in frequently. I just recommend reporting any posts with the relevant rule you believe was broken. we need to be kind to him and help him work through what he is currently feelings, he isn't going to leave so we cannot force him to leave



love u <3


just cracked my first beer of the morning


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Good lad.



already finished my 3rd. feeling kinda challenged


Put those beers down and get to church boys. Pray for your salvation.



trying to pack for this trip tomorrow and trying not to think about my spergy conversation with that nepalese bird.



I feel so awkward in church. Or at the store. In public. All the time.



I was trying to give Catholicism another go after being raised in it and disengaging when I was 13. Went to mass over easter but I have been plagued by doubt this week. Been fapping everyday.


I had a German girl at a shopping center talking to me a few days ago. I figured she was trying to sell me something and walked off. I later realized she was hitting on me but didn't realize because I'm a sperg. She was pretty fucking ugly, but beggars can't be choosers.



Are any of you neets going to give it a go? At five seeders with no leeches.



I always stop when a qt is trying to sell something or get donations. Feels nice to stand that close and make eye contact with qt.


we should be allowed to practice karate moves on spruikers and charity collectors



You aren't getting my IP address nigga.



There we go, NEET, I'll give it a watch on your recommendation.


Was thinking of getting a punching bag to practice on.

I'm glad the spruikers exist, though, let's you practice asserting yourself and saying "No" and/or "Fuck off."



>There we go, NEET, I'll give it a watch on your recommendation.

Thanks, you can learn the truth about Ned Kelly. :^)


I've already got it.

t. ASIOnigger



>t. ASIOnigger

my friend in ASIO is a lolifag. wouldn't surprise me if half were either weebs or imageboard-for-life virgins.

>daily reminder that LEA cyber detectives often discover they are pedos through work

there is a link on >>>/netplus/ for proof but it's a fucking disgusting read, do not recommend mates


not enjoying this asioposting tbh



Why not? Weed dealer? Lolifag? Cybercrim? Pizzafag?

Well cover your tracks, if you aren't careful they may find out what country you live in.



>daily reminder that LEA cyber detectives often discover they are pedos through work

Isn't that literally the plot to Unteralterbach?


Is there a way to get alerted when Dan Murphys drops the price of a specific product?


Never seen it but probably.




can you aware me?


ASIOposting and pedo talk are both banned on this board.



Only if you are in ASIO and only if you are a pedo. Don't get angry neetanon we can still be comfy here.


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tfw no twink Aussie NEET bf

(I’m really desperate for a gf)

what are you lads doing btw? im not doing anything important in particular, just playing on my phone because I spilled wine on my comp and it was kill. what a pitiful existence, so boring


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It's that German VN. I just thought it was a funny coincidence with the krautchan shutdown and all.



pedotalk is a bit ambiguious

does it include talking about pedos?



>there is a link on >>>/netplus/ for proof but it's a fucking disgusting read, do not recommend mates

Can you link it here? I'm too iq89 to find it.



I think it means the whole subject. It always brings out the pedos no matter what context it is mentioned in.



That sucks, man. The goon life is one fraught with dangers.

I'm just shitposting at WFD since it's dead here. I should be painting or something.



I don't think that is true, even so pedo posting should just be banned as it comes up. I am against such blanket bans of discussion.

We should be allowed to talk about asio but not accuse others of being asio or larp as asio.

We should be allowed to talk about pedos but have zero tolerance for actual pedo posting.

It is unfair to mute discussion just because it upsets a few people.



>I'm just shitposting at WFD since it's dead here.

To clarify, shitposting while at WFD since it's dead there, and not shitposting on /ausneets/. That would be rather unsavoury.



We should be allowed to talk about abbos but have zero tolerance for actual abbo posting.



I'm on board with this.



I think we have had an abo poster before



WFD, what’s that?



Wanking For Dan



Work for the dole. Have to do some work to get your welfare money.



Work For Doll, just the NEET Gremlin taking his tithe.



>I'm too iq89 to find it.

not even that, I just didn't say where it was.


fair warning: the links earlier in the thread with a ton of replies is just a text version of the same convo. one post in the image is just some fuckwit talking about their own incestual pedo bullshit, the rest talk about tech security (which is why it was posted in the thread). at least one poster is probably a cop setting bait, but one openly claims to be law enforcment and pedo.



Can you leave your asian-looking dolls out of it?


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Wait, who’s Dan?



Dan is the man. Top bloke.


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Such a simple, simple thing and I still fucked it up.

Why did God make me like this.



I don't think we are capable of discussing either subject without someone ruining it by doing the wrong thing. We just need to admit that we are not capable of discussing some things without bad things happening and ban any mention of it. We have seen the movie before. We know what happens.



>We just need to admit that we are not capable of discussing some things without bad things happening and ban any mention of it.

If this thread proves you wrong, will you change your mind?



The thread has already proved me right.



Dan Murphy, alcohol retailer.


Sobering up now. Tip guys - don't imbibe spiritus liquors, it's a mistake.


What are you drinking?


>krautchan shutdown

When did this happen? Does it mean we're gonna be invaded by actual nazis now, not just wannabe /pol/ tier ones?


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>When did this happen?

Like last month.

And unlikely. We've had like two non-LARPing Germans and they've both been alright.



Maybe Hans is just lulling us into a false sense of security



>What are you drinking?

Feral Brewing Co.'s 'Sly Fox'. It is this months members special at Dans.

"This sneaky little beer is light on its feet but still packs a punch of flavour. We lightly filter the beer to get a vibrant hoppy aroma with a clean bitterness that pairs perfectly with a hot summer's day."

4.5% / 1.3 STD.




Not even a word



not my fault some brainlet invented two nearly identical letters


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>Sobering up now. Tip guys - don't imbibe spiritus liquors, it's a mistake.


I used to have a huge collection of booze, just enormous quantities of shit I never really intended to drink but which made me feel secure because I'd never run out, and I've only made one purchase since getting rid of it all. I bought four of these in Japan and brought them back, I still don't know what to do with them. I tried making lemon liqueur but it turned out a bit bland. Please excuse the trash on my desk.



>rectified spirit

That sounds uncomfortable



they wouldn't let me buy it until I'd made a gentleman's agreement not to swallow any of it



>96% volume

Bloody hell.


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I actually tried to buy some at Dan's last year and the cashier told me they haven't stocked it since this girl drank too much and died. I guess A Current Affair took hold of the story and got mummybots panties in a twist all over Australia



hope somebody gave her a caring fuck while she was puking her last



I got given a bottle of this by a Polish qt.



icky post



From memory she was 15-16. Is it pedophilia if she's dead?

Do you think people doing autopsies appreciate a qt corpse?


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I couldn't get any answers.



try the british spelling



You're on a bunch of watchlists now tho.


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No luck.


I'm on public wifi.



How can we have 1.2 million results and yet no answers?



like the (((6 million)))



Where you off to?


t. Delusional





googlesearchwagieneet is going to have a field day



>1.3 STD

You'll need to visit the clinic tomorrow, the sooner you get tested the better.



>Where you off to?




Did you spew this morning or last night?



Are you going to invite prostitutes to your hotel room?



I hadn't planned on it.

I'd repulse any attractive hooker, and I've probably pulled my pud to porn so much my junk might not even work when it's meant to.



Then you need to spend this time away in contemplation of how to turn your life around.



Should see if Latika Bourke is back from London.


What's the best app for playing mp3s on an iPhone?




The 5k one is pretty great.



Very good posts, all of them


I can't believe I wasted



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Neat wprl neet. Let's see what people have been using the awesome power of quints for:







the tiptop one was me


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>22222 neet



The 4's quints guy is a legend.


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Feeling pretty low, probably cause I haven't done any exercise this past month. I'm going for a walk later this arvo. Who's with me?



I need to mow my lawn which kind of counts



Absolutely. My damn shoes are wearing thin, though, even wearing 3 pairs of socks my feet start to hurt after 40 or so minutes.



The post that brainlet was referring to:



Research reveals that only 1 in 4 neets knows how to use quints correctly. The rest are faggots.





Sublime Coldsteel usage.


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easily on of the best post on /ausneets/ ever


Hard choice between yellow andpurple



Gonna walk too. I wish my walks would have some purpose though.


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Better than nothing, but you reminded me of the boomer neighbours that woke me up mowing their lawn this morning at 8. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!


Do they even have soles?



Glad to hear. Maybe you could try looking for certain birds or trees while out? There isn't much flora & fauna that I could identify which is rather sad.



>Do they even have soles?

Somewhat. No tread, a few holes, and I've taken to avoiding uphill climbs with how slippery it gets.

So the good news is that Dan "The Man" is on a flat plane.



Can you get new shoes for like $10 at Kmart



K-Mart is downhill.


I am back from a gym sesh. Did 3x5 72.5kg squat, some reps felt awkward but my form and mobility is getting better. Failed the first set of overhead press at 57.5kg AGAIN. This made me have a little spergout, then I just did a whole bunch of bodybuilding shit.

Going to have a shave then get on the beers. Eagles are on soon so I will most likely watch them. Got some chips to have with the beer.

What are you blokes getting up to?



>overhead press

These are a tough exercise. Very hard to keep progressing on.



How so?

Could you quote the pedo posts( genuine pro pedo sentiment) that have arisen from this threads pedo discussion?

Or are you referring to asio discussion mainly.



It is so fickle. I did got 4x4 last thursday and despite being well rested and fed today it went to shit. No idea what to do anymore. Might have to switch to push press for a while.


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The olympic sporting bodies are fucked. As long as you drop your testosterone to a womans level you can compete as woman.



I can barely do 50 kg with the overhead press. Do you have a barrel chest and short arms?



>only got a silver

The only time you hear about these transgender folks tearing house, it's usually some ftm who wanted to compete the men's league anyway.


Hello NEETs, I'm back from my ride through Kangaroo valley, unfortunately the video I took didn't turn out so well, I must have placed the mic in a different position and all I got was horrendous wind noise. I'll probably head back their next weekend though since it was such an enjoyable ride and try again.


I'm reserving post #54321, so please don't use it when the time comes. Thanks.



>why green when you can red

Red and yellow is tough choice, but I would red so I can chase my true dream and support artists (and maybe a charity or two).


My oneitis back then was objectively shit and became a wannabe cumdumpster anyway. My year 10 one was so much better, but even so, 3D girls, yadda yadda.



No promises, it's hard to keep track of these things, but I'll try.


That's a shame, but your NEETride video last time was great so it'll be worth the weight.



Welcome back NEET. Sorry to hear about your video not working out.



LMAO the most I've tried is 15kg.



I feel bad mowing any time before midday on a Sunday. Well more worry about some angry normie confronting me than actually feel bad, but it's the same in the end



>wannabe cumdumpster

Tell us more, NEET.



I'd pick the Grey Button

NEETKing you'd be the Minister of Reproduction


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Ackshually I usually hear about a man, pretending to be a woman, beating the shit out of women.

Pic related. This guy broke a woman's eye socket.


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If quads, we're all going to make it.


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>shitty OHP that you always stall and if anything get weaker on

iktf, fuck this shitty gay lift I train it more than anything





That looks a little tacky



Guess you're not gonna make it




I was working in the germany one night

There's no free speech if you are Right

From the borders Muslims began to migrate

I opposed it and was charged with hate

He did the crash

He did the Muenster mash

Jihadi Smash

Critics have their tongues lashed

A deliberate crash

The left ignored it in a flash

He did the crash

He did the Muslim mash

(c) universal studios






>not supporting the White Australia Policy







I didn't say the policy was bad, just that particular trinket



I have a decent upper chest. I guess my arms are average. Took me a year of pressing every workout to get this far with a lot of stalls.



Girl with daddy issues and pretty strong a-cup angst. I haven't interacted with her in at least two years, probably four, but I did see her at a train station and she was dressed like a fucking prositiute liekly going to a club, so I'm guessing she's still thirsty.

It's a 50/50 guess whether her life is in order, honestly. Hung out with the retarded druggos (not just the normal drug users) in high school



Even the asians?



we have asianneets?



Do you like flat anime girls? If so, is it because of her?



fucked if I know. probably.

there are probably femneets here too. its just that no-one gives a fuck who each other are.



Probably the math checks out.


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Asians are white.



Most likely, we probably eve have some wogNEETs



>If so, is it because of her?

She was a symptom, not the cause.

>Do you like flat anime girls?

Western cartoons are objectively superior, but for the sake of this post, sure.


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Good shit my neets



That's a boongs drink



That was disturbing. Technical bits were intredasting tho.






What is that? I have not seen that before.



No it's fucking not neetking



Surely NK would say that as a compliment



My dad absolutely hates it. He says it tastes like flowers.


Are there any good Australian spirits? Beer and wine get a lot of attention but what about hard shit.



Yeah it is fruity. Does he like other Cooper's ales?



It has to pass the boong taste test to be worthwhile



He likes Green and doesn't mind Red



Session ale is a bit of a meme. That beer I had today had session written on the can.

I'll have a 'session' with whatever fucking beer I like.



At least it doesn't say sesh



Give it time.



I fell for a meme?



Kinda. If you like the taste, drink it. It's nobody else's bidness.


Business idea. A neet start up making grog marketed directly at noongars.



We could call it Ostrich Import



Call it Flubba Wubba Noongah Dreamtime



>Flubba Wubba Noongah

That brings back memories



Run Gordon



What do you drink mainly?



eshays adlay



It's da policeman



get mah bong, pack the weed, its the pweshman



I'm quite partial to Cooper's Extra Stout, but Cooper's Pale and Kilkenny also get purchased regularly. Occasionally I'll purchase something from the wanker beer section of Dan's fridge, like the ones I had today.


File: 6fe8702aa7c6c41⋯.png (136.38 KB, 1054x741, 1054:741, red-pilled.png)

Do you ever regret becoming red pilled?




The wanker beer section?



The expensive craft hipster beers.



>implying jews are even half the problem

They're the obvious ones, but any big-brand journalist is pushing an ulterior motive (whether they would prefer to or not).



>15 RT 88 Likes

Nearly perfect.



My life has been monotonically improving with every red pill I swallow.


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>she sent me a text, I responded less than a minute later and she's just replied an hour afterwards

I'm actually feeling embarrassed for her now. It's like someone told her to wait ages between texts to discourage me but she's too retarded to do it properly.


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Sometimes. Pic related.



Why are you still playing along?



I don't have any other friends at uni




You're doing ok as long as you're not hanging on her every reply.

I chat to a lot of women who are just completely useless at messaging, so I treat it as fire and forget.

In short, don't have oneitis.



Yeah but is that even relevant to Austalia?



Our media narrative is (((their))) media narrative.





Have a look at the list of richest Australians sometime. It's full of jews.


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Don't be an idiot.


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Huh, not wrong. Checked the top 10, half were Jewish and half I couldn't find religion for.


I'm politically apathetic and distrustful of media regardless of the source.



e.g. I'll message some woman, she'll ignore me for a week, then she'll be like "oh hey what are you doing can I come over for sex"

You need to find like a dozen other girls to message with and you'll be fine, NEET.



>politically apathetic

Good goy, don't pay any attention to politics.



Calling people goys probably isn't going to bring them around


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Hasn't changed much either way. Nothing I can do.



I don't really care tbh, nothing I can do about it.


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Back from the vile act of wagedom. One of the businesses I clean has a real fancy coffee machine and I had a couple cups there, a normal cup and an espresso and even those didn't cut it. I think I am over coffee all together. I almost felt like throwing up about an hour later as I hadn't had tea or breaky, the last thing I ate was that whopper yesterday for lunch. I had a sandwich about an hour ago and feel ok now.

I don't get how coffee just doesn't feel or taste quite right anymore.



Welcome back. I missed you. There was some low quality posting going on while you were gone.


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Does seeing this make you want to change your life?



Not really.



This. Even if it's sarcastic.


Apart from internet and privacy/free speech issues, yeah. That's why I don't vote for coalition or conservative parties. :0




Brekkie mate, not breaky.

I have lost my taste for many things. Tastes are constantly evolving.



To what? Taking their own side?



Why would it? Who cares what some (dead) fat greaseball guinneawop goombah actor portraying some fat greaseball guinneawop goombah gangster thinks?



Eh. Also he's getting mad at someone who's clearly a kid.



Next election I'm voting for Apex United.



tbh it was quite traumatic and depressing when I started noticing that all that stuff was actually true.



implying someone trying to push their own agenda wants me to pick my own side


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Video of the eternal boomer being confused by technology.



Could you elaborate?



Red but I'd spend that money to make blue and purple (minus the larrikins) happen



Are you some kind of big brain centrist?



>eternal boomer

They really have been around forever, haven't they? And been responsible for destroying western civilisation.



I am playing comfy catch up, I hate when there are low quality posts because it means the catch up doesn't take as long.


>Brekkie mate, not breaky.

I'll try to remember that, thanks.



The second half is essentially true.


Who is your favourite pornstar?



When you shorten a word if the abbreviated bit reads as a different sound to how it read as part of the whole word, then you need to change some of the letters to make sure it reads how it is intended. "Breaky" is read as rhyming with "achey" which is not what you want.



Was I too obvious?


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What's for dinner neets?



porn is bad



Do they have to be real life humans?



Vicki Vette



Nothing. I don't eat after 2pm.



this (but I still view it daily)



Pornography is so low budget and unappealing that I don't like seeing the same actor twice.



No 2d is fine



If porn got capeshit tier budgets I'd watch a lot more of it



Thinking of a cheeky pie and coffee combo.



Yeah it sounds like you're well versed in horseshoe theory.

Like there are some people who think Jews should control all of our culture and media and financial institutions.

And then there are some other people who don't.

And clearly both of these are extreme positions and the correct opinion is somewhere in the middle, and you can't side with anyone.


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I'd like you to elaborate on this please. Even if it is just hearsay.

>pic not related



I am revolted by the male figure so I feel that straight porn is too gay for me to be able to enjoy. Also bad acting just isn't satisfying.



I only started liking Lisa Ann after she did the Who's Nailin' Palin parody.



>I'm not gay

>watching porn for the acting

>not gay, fellas



You know they make porn without men, right?



Where are you going?



Acting means more than just the shitty, flimsy stories nobody cares about. When a girl or guy is badly acting out sex talk and roles mid-fuck, that's a major turn-off.



>I've probably pulled my pud to porn so much my junk might not even work when it's meant to.

I think you can recover from this in a matter of weeks.



The only low quality posting I see is this passive-aggressive whining.



I think that's just a lack of chemistry, and yeah it ruins the scene.



haha not even, mate. I just find it shitty when the girl obviously doesn't even want to be there. Apathy is a total boner-killer for me.



>low budget porn

I know right. They need to use more cgi.


Just jerk off to anime girls on booru sites, it sidesteps all the problems with porn except for the fact that you're jerking off to porn



anime porn brings its own problems




>sleep paralysis

I remember watching this thing about aliens and apparently with the sightings by asians, the aliens have a more asian appearance.

Still grey with big heads but more asian type eyes.

They had shrinks on t and they were saying in many cases there are multiple aliens around the bed/person and there is a "head" or "boss" alien there.

The shrinks were saying it is to do with father figures and unaddressed family issues.



Cameras so low-res it looks like you're using a webcam, even on bought DVDs, refusing to use any lighting, cheaping out on cameramen so you get like one or two angles for 20 minutes, zero editing, porn-relevant budget cuts can go on for a while.



Bad sound engineering really ruins it for me.


Shoutout to the 4chan /tv/ porno with Bane.


I know realism is nice and all but massive exaggerated CGI cum explosion effects are what the audience comes to see.


Another part of it is having been on a set of a short film, you realise properly how fake media like porn really is. Amateur porn is much less fake, but can still be acted esp. for camwhores.



>Another part of it is having been on a set of a short film, you realise properly how fake media like porn really is.

I've never been on such a set, can you elaborate on this point please?



It's meant to be fake. It's fiction.



It's okay to be fake, I just wish they were better at being fake.



>the fact that you're jerking off to porn

I'm with you on that. Personally I only fap to action scenes in movies.


So asian style aliens have slitty eyes?


Careful, the road you're starting down here ends with the conclusion that we should have to pay for porn



>Careful, the road you're starting down here ends with the conclusion that we should have to pay for porn

I did try that.

And immediately stopped, physical paid porn is fucking worse than the free stuff.



>pay for porn

We should make a pornographic blockchain.



The Austrian last week or whenever was from kc

>actual nazis now, not just wannabe /pol/ tier ones?

In my exp kc have been sort of equally "left" and "right", there are/were a fair few commies there too.


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>Latika Bourke

She's what started it all.



The racemixing fetish?



>tfw multiple gets that will be remembered for the ages



Well, the poojeeta bit anyway.



>It's fiction.

My problem is that a lot of it pretends to be real and pretends badly, like >>53458 said. I fap to 2D more than 3D, and THAT is fiction, but it doesn't pretend to be realistic. Of course, there is a potential equivalent with cartoon porn of pre-existing characters, where an artist just ignores their character (to compare, imagine a IRL Batman porn parody where Batman is a scrawny wimp with a high voice), but that's besides the point.

Fake porn pretending to be real just comes off as cringy.



Have you ever had intercourse with one?



That's a shame, I was looking forward to it.

Better luck next week.




Settle down scienceNEET, but no.



I saw the ad for it on a sign, is it a limited time thing or are they going to keep making it?



I banged one but she wasn't a disgusting journalist.


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From the thumbnail I thought that was Qaddafi. Turns out it was a mememan.






Cleaning NEET was there any more fallout from you making that mistake with an alarm a while ago?



I'd fuck that Tranny too.



I'm already like tony and I dont have a bobby hill kid,






mika tan or katsuni



>I'm already like tony

You wish Neeto.



Sometimes (thankfully not often) you realise that it's all on a set. Some guy has had to keep a boner and not cum for maybe an hour while a cameraman is filming from a metre away. If it's one with a lot of cuts (rather than one long take) then they have to stop, wait for the cameraman to switch positions, then start again. Just things like that.

If the camera is moving, it just reminds me that a person is standig there holding it (and since I just don't like seeing men near a girl in porn, it's can be a big deal for me). It's not cuckoldry, but damn it's weird.

Overall, anything with a plot ca reminds you that they probably had to do five takes, and sometimes it shows when the editing is badly done and so the video is inconsisent between cuts and you lose that immersion/suspension of disbelief.


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Which one neets?

I'm horny



I see you too are a man of culture and a race-mixer



What is French service?



And then the stuntcock says something fucking stupid like "nuuuugh droppin' looooads"



Double Trouble on the lower right, because I'm curious about what 2 way French is.



>So asian style aliens have slitty eyes?

Asians who claim to have seen aliens have said that they look relatively Asian in facial appearance.



I'll repent one wank at a time.


I'd probably go with a site over paper ads, can't trust anything that doesn't list a price.



Cabramatta or Hurstville?


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here's some more for lols. My first ban from 4chan was for calling Sam a shilling cunt.

Now I have a personal vendetta against him.



My guess is it's two Asians



Linda and Lily



This. (kek)

There was even one time in a lesbian video where the cameraman keeps breathing into the mic and occasionally starts talking about how turned on he is. All the comments are people yelling "FUCK OFF CAMERAMAN".



The absolute worst is when the director lets/makes the woman take off her heels.

What the fuck were you thinking!?



I always though Sam Hyde was an unfunny asshole, never really understood why the /pol/tards found him funny.



But they said French. Maybe they got colonised.




There's a lot you wouldn't understand



I thought /pol/ was trying to ruin his life by linking him to every happening.


They will give you hepatitis in the French style.



How's that working out?

You don't think they're just doing it because it's legit funny?



They're all "busty". Don't they have any delicious flat chest asians? Whoever you end up with, you should measure her to confirm that her bust deserves the -y suffix, and if not, demand your money back and get ACA involved.


Recorded all of 7's Commonwealth Games coverage today, hoping to see the men's air rifle match. They didn't cut to it once. Then I see on the news the Australian won gold. Fucking cunts and their anti-gun bullshit. Recorded about 3 hours of ooga booga track and field niggers though.



Some of his stuff was ok but that's just because I found it funny the first time around. His stuff is just repackaged stale /pol/ memes.



Wow fuck Channel 7.


Apparently i got a call from a chinese scam bot from canberra. How strange.



Pay for the seven Olympics app. If you are with optus all SD streams are unmetered with the official app. Otherwise you're going to get cucked by seven who's going to put on what they feel is the most popular event


Why is there a link to wrestlemania at the top of the page?



7 just cut to the shoot off for gold/silver/bronze, so I got to see that at least.



but they only did that because of the win.



>The absolute worst is when the director lets/makes the woman take off her heels.

Literally why does this even happen?




>complaining about barefoot women



Yeah it sucks even ABC gets cucked by their licensing agreement that they cannot even use footage from events for their news reports. Olympics is a controlled media event. If different stations were able to broadcast events in probably make it more accessible to the public



Double Trouble



But you can't have that goy

It's Social Marxist Capitalism, what can you do


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>Just ordered $90 worth of dominos



No you didn't.



Aiming for CEO status I see.



I understand it's a reciprocal agreement between the states of the Commonwealth, but if any tax revenue is used to fund, build or support the games access should be given to the citizens of the country more freely. Sure it may bring in revenue from tourists but I don't necessarily agree with building multimillion-dollar stadiums in the acquisition of land to build those stadiums. Something more should be giving back to the community but best trick used is the praise a place gets from hosting the games. I just don't like the Commonwealth Games, particularly most of the sporting events.



You did not.


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What's going on NEETs?




It's like a training course with the lot to get you that promotion.


I am in a bad mood.



Going through that channel 7's twitter

>all the emoji's


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Show what you bought please.



You're a reckless NEET. I want photos of this ridiculous feast



Made me smile.



I clicked on it from news article that went straight to the video avoiding all that cancer



How much do they generally cost?


Might quit my job so I can sleep all day tbh neets



Doesn't sound like a very good idea mate.



I don't see any flaws in my plan



If he doesn't mind the cold bitumen, he can sleep all day.


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comfiness uber alles



The cold bitumen is fine, the hot bitumen is less fine



If you sleep outside of Dan's at least you won't have far to travel imho



Fulfill your dreams and live on the street


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We have a comfy skip bin out back of each store you can use. Smells like little fat lamb, but other than that, it's the ritz.



Handy Dan tip #3



Dan's bin wouldn't be too bad, mostly just cardboard boxes and damaged good bags that you could use as pillows.



A pierced goon pillow is just a flat bag


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Where has this depression come from? I was having a good day.



Have a wank



NEETGod works in mysterious ways



some might still be intact, only the boxes may be damaged.



We can only hope


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"The Ning Nong Nang" sounds like a battle from the Vietnam war.


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That's why you get a nice one that's swollen by out of date goon.



Are you a CanberraFag, we can have an impromtu pizza meet


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Live the dream anon.


>pizza meet

He'll bring the pizza, you bring the meet



What if desire to hydrate becomes too strong, then what happens?



You got it


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Not much m80. Went for a walk along the beach before, walking past numerous qts in their tight-fitting workout paraphernalia. And it hit me that for all the times I've looked back at grills after they'd passed not one of them has ever turned back to get another look at me.



Are you executive sized?



still need answer to this plz



Size S


Ask Siri ffs



>Ask Siri ffs

I can't talk to women.



I just use iTunes to play pirated MP3s through that whole playlist thing.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I hope you NEETs don't ruin music by listening to it through shitty phone speakers.




$2 kmart earbuds are the choice for any serious audiophileneet on a budget



They cost 2 dollars? Fuck, I've been buying 20 dollar skullcandy earshits at JB hifi


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So I got a job six months ago and now I'm a manager of a liquor store. It's actually pretty easy but obviously doesn't have long term prospects - I spent all this time thinking that I was broken but I just didn't get given any opportunities.

I've signed up to Team Treehouse and I've started to try to learn how to do some web design or something. I need to upskill, lose weight and grind so I can not slip back into NEETdom.



ok. I have some audio book mp3s I want to listen to. I wasn't sure if itunes would interfere and fuck it all up.



Manger sized employee of the store?



Why not become a Dan Murphy's manager

I'm sure you'd get quite a few (You)s for that



Just keep a backup. They have deleted a couple of tracks of mine, but those were straight album FLACs that were organized exactly like an album. And I had backups anyway.



I thought that price range was for nasty children's audio devices build for three uses before they go into the bin?



> doesn't have long term prospects

That is not necessarily the case.



I'd just stay on as manager, while it's probably not glamours it's probably a secure job.

Chill, be comfy.



How much does being manager of a bottle shop get you. Also, how do you deal with shoplifters?



This. Bottle shops are not likely to go broke and shut down either.



Dan's grip is always tightening



How long had you been unemployed prior?



Can you give me free beer

Also don't beat yourself up you've climbed up the ladder very fast, now what you need to do is to take your time and use it to learn



Ladders can be pretty hard to climb



Much like life itself, they're harder for our executive brethren


Bossylady asked a friend who was giving a couch away if I could have it.

I just got off the phone with the lady who was giving it away. I sperged out hard. I think she thinks I'm a handicapped person. I really lost my shit talking to her. I said I'd meet her tomorrow at her place. I have course tomorrow. I might need a trailer or do multiple trips in my ute. If I need a trailer I've never driven with one and I don't have a credit card and you need one to hire trailers.

And I dont have any painkillers to ease the feels fuck fuck

Not good.





double kek






I dunno it seems pretty soul crushing to work as a manager for a big store, I'm managing an independent smaller store.


Well I'm making $25 an hour and living in inner city Melbourne, it's expensive to live here - I mostly want to get as much money as possible so that if I become unemployed I won't have nothing to show for it.


Yeah it is pretty easy, especially if I'm working in the mornings. The store only really gets slammed on Saturday and Friday nights.


$25 per hour, 38 hours a week. Haven't caught any shoplifters yet but I'm usually offering suggestions to people and talking to them and also watching them.



The business is profitable but could definitely be doing better, the thing that we do to beat dans is that we're located in the city in a smaller location close to public transport. You couldn't fit a Dan Murphies in this spot and we cater to more niche markets (wine, craft beer).


Last time I worked before this was in a kitchen in 2013 for three months. I worked at a temp agency maybe 2 - 3 shifts a fornight in 2014 and then nothing until now



Calm down anon, it will be all good, you know you can do that shit with a Debit card as well not a credit card, and it's fine you've never driven with a trailer, everyone has to have a start somewhere in any new skill, and like everything for driving a new way, take it slow and easy until you build up your skills and confidence



So you've become a Manager in a bottleshop right in the inner city of Melbourne and you can sort of afford it?

Mate I know we, especially myself, love to beat ourselves up but you've done good, I think it would be best to stay there for a while, run it nice run it well so you look like an attractive candidate for if Dan's or who every you want to go for if you want to leave



>I sperged out hard.

>I really lost my shit talking to her

What does this mean specifically?



mate if I'm ever in Melbourne and I'll try and find you're alcohol shop and buy from you



He means he Sperged out, does that not happen to you on a frequent basis



What does a sperg out look like?


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Do you have a tow-ball on your ute? Might be tricky towing a trailer without one.



Is that you cleanstove?

Whoever you are, you sound like you are doing fine. First job after 3 years of neetdom and you become manager. That's great imo.


I turned into a blubbering fool, being overly thankful and explaining shit that she understands already, saying out loud steps and thoughts I have while near crying because I can't talk to people.


So I found out from a video sperging out about CinemaSins that Youtube prioritizes longer videos.

So I'm gonna work on my delivery and try to do more indepth critiques/exploration of mechanics in games. That should be fun. Only sticking to like 6 minutes because my voice is monotonous and lacks any bass.



Yeah. I've just never used it.



I'd say it's pretty self explanatory, It's that you completely fuck up in a social scenario, you know spill your spaghetti and all that



I mean when you say it like that it sounds a lot less daunting. My main concern though is that I am unskilled and I want to use this job for life security and utilise the breathing room I have to step into something that pays more.

My dream is to be doing something freelance and to move to the country somewhere so I can keep my costs down, be away from the SJW's and nonstop immigration and be comfy.



That doesn't sound too bad. I thought you might have got abusive with her. That would have been bad. A lot of people are bad on the phone. Humans are not meant to communicate that way. We are evolved for face to face.



Cleanstove is QLD IIRC



Ugly unintentional words



Sounds interesting



No he moved to Melbourne.



when I hear sperg out I imagine screeching and headbutting walls.



Well managing is extremly good experience, and you said you worked in a kitchen so maybe opening a Cafe somewhere rural might be comfy tbh kinda looking for a business partner to start one



Oh never knew, excuse my ignorance


Yeah it's pretty much that, often not to that extreme



New person, accepting charity (I can't do it, I'm going to offer her 50 or 100 for it - it's a leather chaise) and asking her to accommodate my time availability.

I feel like I'm asking too much, I know I'm not but it still feels that way.


He's living with his sister now in Melbourne.



I don't know what the correct term is then. I am not an aggressive, violent or angry person.



Is the lounges single seater or multiple seats. If it's multiple seats she may have bought another lounge and just wants it removed for free without paying, especially if it's expensive.



It should be!

Come to think of it, all the channels that explode in popularity - say, Lord Mandalore or Mateosis specialize in that 20-40 minute range of videos (the latter uploded a fucking 6 hour long video once) while channels like MechaGameZilla, despite having lauded content, fail to find success.

I just need some resources to improve delivery. Will at least try hanging up foam or whatever it is people say to do to improve conditions for audio, and editing audio isn't that hard.


That nutter is back on /aus



Mate it's just you building things up, it's just a couch, now take a second and calm down, and you should see the steps you need to take

And as I said before a debit card should be fine to pay for a trailer



Sorry, I meant to say heavy instead of expensive



Yeah, she got a new couch and just wants to get rid of this one. It's like a 7 seater, 3 on one side then 4 on the other in a L shape.



Well there is that whole thing that Pewdiepie became the #1 Channel because him being Sweedish, Living in Italy, speaking english and having long videos created a intersection sort of thing that exploded





Are you bullying Nigger GF NEET?



shit, sounds massive



>Are you bullying Nigger GF NEET?

Well bantered.



Are you the Vietnam flag-poster ranting on about satanic pedos and what-not?



I talked to bosslady and she said that I should tell her, if when I get there and it doesn't fit to get her to hold it for a bit til the week end.

I need to chill out.

If I can get it piece by piece in the back of the ute I will do that.

If not I will get a trailer. Yeah, thanks man.

Things aren't as bad as I generally make them out to be in my head.


Yeah, I guess I am a bit of all those things but I don't like to admit that.



Hospo is a pretty tough life tbh



>So I found out from a video sperging out about CinemaSins that Youtube prioritizes longer videos.


>Come to think of it, all the channels that explode in popularity - say, Lord Mandalore or Mateosis specialize in that 20-40 minute range of videos (the latter uploded a fucking 6 hour long video once)

That's pretty interesting because it puts the lie to the whole boomer meme of "kids these days and their short attention spans they just want to watch their vines"



Sounds like you got yourself under control and things into perspective pretty quick mate. You are not doing so bad.


Does having an Australian accent make doing YouTube videos difficult? I really hate it when Australian YouTubers ark up their aussieness for foreign audiences, it is incredibly cringey.



Bloody hell, ey.

Well right now the thing is just to make good content. Youtube analytics throw my watch time at like 1-2 minutes, which means the videos are just kinda shit.

A shame, but that's not going to improve by crying about it.


Oh yeah, that was always full of shit. Let's Plays in particular go for hours and hours.



You could make it work for you though. There is a Scandanavian youtuber I think his name is Killian and he sounds nasally and gay but his videos are pretty entertaining and he is successful.


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It's not the dimensions I said.



I've never had anyone complain about not understanding what I was saying, at least.



Can you redpill me on this couch drama? Seems pretty straightforward. You could even go on gumtree and pay some cunt 50 bucks to move it for you.



She still thinks I am a weirdo though. Hopefully when I meet her and her husband I can act normal and just say I'm not good on the phone or something.

Or better yet not say anything about the phonecall.


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