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File: 6ad0834f2949824⋯.jpg (38.52 KB, 508x960, 127:240, 1476066870582.jpg)

 No.53628

Stay strong. Stay strong. The feels. The Feels. They come, they threaten, they menace. Stand tall. Stand tall.

Old Thread: >>52875

 No.53635

Armadale


 No.53636

SYDNEY


 No.53637

ADELAIDE


 No.53638

Melbourne


 No.53639

AUSTRALIA


 No.53640

File: e1c89442e3e7b6e⋯.jpeg (10.59 KB, 183x275, 183:275, download.jpeg)

>>53631

Just say that you had poor reception and was confused about what she was saying.


 No.53641

Southern Hemisphere


 No.53642

>>53636

>>53635

>>53637

>>53638

>>53639

It's like the start of that "Let's Dance" Bowie song.


 No.53643

File: 242bb3b07286c02⋯.png (36.74 KB, 843x1102, 843:1102, 1523143300566.png)

So I got a 3DS and hacked it. I have played through most of the story of Pokemon Sun version but I have rapidly lost interest. I'm also not that into the new Zelda game. Any suggestions for games to play on the 3DS?

Right now I've been smoking weed and playing a shit tonne of tower defense games on pc when I'm not at work. Listening to podcasts and tower defense and my standing desk totally chills me out.


 No.53644

>>53630

It probably is, I just over think and stress for no reason. Lets leave this in this thread and start fresh

..guess not

>>53633

I'm sure you're right. She seemed really nice and I doubt she's thinking I'm a dick who can't talk like a regular person.

Anyway, thanks for advice and letting me be frustrated and whatnot.

I'll let you guys know how it goes when I get there.


 No.53645

>>53625

Well any endevour is always tough especially creative ones

Mind if you post a link to your youtube, you sound commited so I want to watch your stuff


 No.53646

>>53642

You mean Dancing in the Streets by Bowie and Iggie Pop

Let's Dance starts with the "Aaaaaaaaaaah"


 No.53647

Is there an /ausneet/ discord? I wouldn't mind making a place where we can commiserate and chill


 No.53648

I am getting precisely 8.169 l/100km


 No.53649

>>53648

How do you measure that?

I just guess it's about $10 for 100km.


 No.53650

>>53644

Good luck mate.


 No.53651

File: 4351012072f2bcc⋯.jpg (93.19 KB, 469x629, 469:629, 1512113273707.jpg)

>>53642

MONGOLIA…n inundation


 No.53652

Does anyone have any programming skills? Can you help me get started? Point me in the right direction?


 No.53653

>>53643

Yeah sun and moon are shit

Also by New Zelda game do you mean link between worlds

I really liked that one

Either way I suppose I can suggest a few;

Animal Crossing

Super Mystery Dungeon

Inazuma

Actually fuck it's been a few years can't remember them and questioning my taste


 No.53654

>>53647

There is an existing 8chan ausneets discord, it has been around for a while.

https://discord.gg/gpV3DUm


 No.53655

>>53647

No no no no.


 No.53656

File: 96c8016d8f6c61f⋯.jpg (93.73 KB, 700x400, 7:4, Nazi-symbols.jpg)


 No.53657

>>53647

There is but it's pretty dead most of the time


 No.53658

>>53651

Sick of Finish people shitting up things tbh


 No.53659

>>53646

Bowie and Jagger.


 No.53660

File: 27f97fda217e8e8⋯.gif (2 MB, 356x400, 89:100, absolutely.gif)

>>53654

>ausneets discord


 No.53661

>>53656

Comfy

What's with the Ivan shit though


 No.53662


 No.53663

>>53645

Sure,

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7OpQHgbIYH6nMk6ougqwEg

I have posted it here before so apologies, but if it's for critical purposes I guess that's alright. If you've got any feedback about what I could do to make my narration less terrible, please drop it to me. Even if it's just "be more enthusiastic" or "the tone is fine but the pacing is off".


 No.53664

File: 3aaa1aff6442d51⋯.jpg (45.74 KB, 598x563, 598:563, 3ebe9bf25bf22db29036995dcf….jpg)

I kind of want to buy a couch like this. It just looks so comfy.


 No.53665

>>53656

I hope that NEET manages to load the couch onto the trailer without the knives slipping off and stabbing him in the leg


 No.53666


 No.53667

>>53649

Trip computer kilometers traveled / Litres used = x

Then 100 / x

The answer is the L /100km

(A good way to do this is finding out your cars fuel tank size and dividing it by half, and then setting the trip computer on a full tank and then counting the kms when it is halfway full)


 No.53668

>>53658

>Finish people

Is that what he is? He's not the animus guy is he?


 No.53669

>>53663

????

Your voice is fine. There are plenty of people with LOTS more autistic voices than yours. You just sound like a normal dude.


 No.53670

>>53660

It was made before this board existed, funnily enough


 No.53671

File: fd5c40bd4ec1683⋯.jpeg (4.75 KB, 225x224, 225:224, reeee.jpeg)

>>53670

liiiink


 No.53672

>>53659

Fuck you're right I guess I said Iggy as Bowie collabed with him fuck tonnes


 No.53673

>>53671

The link is here >>53654


 No.53674

>>53652

I've worked with GDscript and other non-entities, but I would just say to go learn basic syntax and "good practices" for the language basically anywhere, pick up some small projects (just stuff like making a calculator with inputs, or organizing databases, or other silly stuff) and googling when you get stuck. Eventually you just start writing off the top of your head.

Good luck, brother.


 No.53675

File: 3fc22cac25e1984⋯.jpeg (10.04 KB, 259x194, 259:194, images.jpeg)

I want a couch like this also.

I just want to move to the country and live in a comfy lair.


 No.53676

>>53667

I'll give this a go next time I fill up, I filled up this morning but have gone about 60km since then


 No.53677

File: bedadfce7ae721b⋯.png (18.41 KB, 651x145, 651:145, Screenshot from 2018-04-08….png)


 No.53678

>>53670

I just like paying out discord and reddit because it's the hip thing to do on chans. I don't know how to use either of them though.


 No.53679

File: 71ce5e0a3337cda⋯.jpg (10.6 KB, 238x211, 238:211, good job dude.jpg)

>>53669

Okay, cool, I'm just being a self-concious bitch and it's all in my head. That happens sometimes. A fair amount of time. A lot.

Script, practice and output is what needs working, then.

I've got like, completed scripts for three more games, but like to sit on them to get them up to my standards through passes.


 No.53680

File: e7bd339357a27b4⋯.jpg (38.93 KB, 500x388, 125:97, nazidog.jpg)

>>53656

You need a comfy white nationalist dog to curl up on there.


 No.53681

>>53676

Yeah it is a pretty good method. Newer cars have this automatically done and displayed on a panel on the dash, mine is old as fuck so that wasn't an option. If you don't know your fuel tank size look your car up on redbook, it has the specs there.


 No.53682

>>53678

Discord is just an updated IRC. Join it.

>>53679

The thumbnail art is on point. There is a big thirst for indie game reviews and steam is a neverending gold mine. I think what you should do is review/play some bad games and try to make it a bit funny. Just keep making content - you will be successful eventually.


 No.53683

>>53652

It depends what you want to do.

If you haven't done any programming before, and you have a Windows PC, look at the free version of Visual Studio and borrow a book from the library on some flavour of .NET programming. Visual Basic (VB) or C# would be your best bet.

If you're a Linux nerd, pick up any book on C, Perl, or Python and get stuck in.

The syntax will change from language to language, but the fundamentals are the same for all of them.


 No.53684

I am going to bed NEETs. I will probably read some more of that book but I am turning sour on it. The detective mystery is a bit too predictable.

Good night.


 No.53685

>>53683

Awesome thanks mate.


 No.53686

>>53684

it's too early to go to bed anon wtf


 No.53687

>>53684

night mate


 No.53688

>>53677

>It's A Cloyster like the one on the fullderp thread

Fuck is that you Karnoss


 No.53689

Might order some dominos, the other NEET who did has enticed me.


 No.53690

>>53683

>VB

kek


 No.53691

>>53689

We never did see what was ordered


 No.53692

File: 48d3adb311d0993⋯.jpg (53.4 KB, 640x904, 80:113, kiira_korpi.jpg)

>>53668

Fingolians


 No.53693

>>53686

No bed time shaming please.


 No.53694

>>53689

Just get a margerhita


 No.53695

>>53668

I'm making a Finish People are Mongolians joke


 No.53696

The weirdest thing about being a NEET for so many years before I got a decent job was going into the JSA's and doing all their shit and realising that I'm just as competent as the people who were working there.


 No.53697

>>53684

Sweet dreams glorious NEET


 No.53698

>>53696

My designated max wagie once told me it's basically impossible to get sacked there


 No.53699

>>53692

You hide your flag and I don't get jokes.


 No.53700

>>53697

Thank you. Good night and God bless you illustrious NEET.


 No.53701

>>53684

Good night, NEET!

And that's a shame. Pulp fiction is a bit formulaic.

>>53682

Will take into consideration! I'm a bit hesitant to do reviews about games I don't like - I think the only review I've done that's received negative attention was Blade Kitten, a game I only reviewed for practice that turns out has a pretty longtime following.

Who would have thought. That and a large part of the Minit review's relative popularity was from the devs themselves watching and sharing it. I know, right.

But yeah, will do, and thanks.


 No.53702

>>53692

I want to pinch her nose in a lighthearted manner.


 No.53703

Hello NEETs, hows the day going? Mine just started, I'll have to find something to do soon.

>>53684

Good night


 No.53704

>Gone through a thread in one day

Which one of you is smoking meth?


 No.53705

>>53703

Hi Hans, maybe you can go to Aldi and buy some Beer


 No.53706

>>53703

Hello Hans.


 No.53707

>>53704

We used to do that every day.


 No.53708

>>53703

Days just starting for me too, I've got to walk the dog, then I'm going to do some of an online training course. I've had since January to do it, and it ends on the 24th, I've done absolutely none and its a 40 hour course.

Not looking forward tbh. At least Dad is making pulled pork rolls later.


 No.53709

>>53704

In the mean time, /aus/ celebrated the second month anniversary of their active general


 No.53710

I'm not looking forward for the may budget 0_0


 No.53711

>>53708

40 hours is doable in a week if you clutch it.


 No.53712

>>53681

Just had a look through that and it wasn't there (just had the sedan pecs - maybe I was looking at it wrong) but I found on whirlpool that it's 82L


 No.53713

>>53710

The what??


 No.53714

>>53708

>pulled pork rolls

Not very British.


 No.53715

>>53713

Government May Budget from the Liberals.


 No.53716

>>53709

Most of it is dick pics.


 No.53717

>>53715

Have a wank


 No.53718

File: 014a6d091ddebbd⋯.jpg (99.63 KB, 800x900, 8:9, Look.jpg)

>>53707

I've had to lay-off the goon just to keep up. Had a 5 minute shower and come back to nearly 100 posts. Meth is an incredible drug.

>>53709

kek


 No.53719

>>53710

I got excited for a second. I thought it was an Indonesian flag.


 No.53720

>>53715

Have a goon


 No.53721

>>53714

Mum is on holiday so me and Dad have to make do unfortunately, most weeks I'd be having a Sunday Lunch.


 No.53722

>>53721

What meat do you usually roast?


 No.53723

>>53721

Do you have roast and yorkshire pudding?


 No.53724

>>53720

Behind seven proxies mate


 No.53725

>>53722

Usually Beef. Sometimes chicken. Rarely my parents have Lamb and I'll sit out as I don't like lamb, although it's quite expensive so that doesn't happen very often.

I prefer chicken to beef, and it's cheaper, but sadly my parents prefer beef so that's what we have most often.


 No.53726

>>53725

No roast Pork? I love a nice bit of crackling.


 No.53727

>>53725

>I don't like lamb

I can't endorse that sentiment.


 No.53728

>>53722

Yorkshire puddings, Meat, Gravy and Roast Potatos for me. Mum and Dad usually have a bunch of other steamed Veg too, but I don't particularly like Vegetables so I go without.


 No.53729

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.53730

>>53729

>is hello not enough to maintain a conversation?

I know that feel


 No.53731

>>53726

Surprisingly not, I don't think it's particularly traditional for British Sunday dinners, but I might be wrong, I've only had them with my parents at at pubs, but its very rarely I've seen Pork. Other peoples houses might be different though.

Usually the day after chrismas we have Pork for dinner though, but that's pretty much the only time I can think of.

>>53727

It's just too fatty for me lad, and even if it wasn't i just dont particularly like the taste. Shame because I do like mint sauce, and it doesn't really go with any other meat.


 No.53732

>>53729

Is that our friend Karen?


 No.53733

File: 9986d780ffb7ae7⋯.jpg (79.92 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, alice.jpg)

>>53732

No, that is Alice


 No.53734

>>53688

nah im new here


 No.53735

100 in an hour


 No.53736

>>53648

I'm ~1l/hour of goon


 No.53737

File: 26befb625a14a8e⋯.png (129.17 KB, 269x369, 269:369, karenbunny.png)

>>53734

Welcome newNEET. You have to kiss Karen before you become a trueNEET.


 No.53738

>>53737

Karen doesn't mind, she puts out for all the NEETs


 No.53739

>>53738

Do YOUR part to run a train on Karen, NEETs!


 No.53740

File: b6cbf91e99301d5⋯.jpg (630.04 KB, 2048x2048, 1:1, 144 faces of techi.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs sweet dreams


 No.53741

File: fbb0b974ff457d4⋯.gif (189.53 KB, 280x280, 1:1, topbottom.gif)

Good night friends, sleep well.


 No.53742

>>53740

>>53741

Night, Neetos.

Cool image, I'm stealing it.


 No.53743

>>53741

>>53740

Good night boys.


 No.53744

Had a shower, I am now

>tfw refreshed

>>53705

nah I was drinking last night, I had enough for the next few days. But maybe I'll get some weed today

>>53706

Hello anonymous NEET

>>53741

>>53740

Good night NEETs


 No.53745

>>53689

Dominos are being real Jewish atm

>10% surcharge on Sundays

>20% surcharge on public holidays

>>53691

He'd better show pics of this mega-feast


 No.53746

>>53740

>>53741

Night lads, I'm still a few cups away yet from sleep.


 No.53747

>>53742

I just clicked it. The part when it gets to eyes is too freaky for me. They way eyeballs are so big grosses me out, especially hearing of stories where an eye has been accidentally gouged/popped out.


 No.53748

File: e18d0999ec9a0cf⋯.jpg (81.98 KB, 800x900, 8:9, Look again.jpg)

>>53703

Howdy Hans. Have you had any more trouble with that neighbour's dog?


 No.53749

File: 7eafa0d7ae11c8c⋯.jpg (157.57 KB, 500x500, 1:1, lens2.jpg)

>>53747

They've gotten more interesting to me. Like the way that eye lenses are actually hard, spherical, nearly crystalline. Or that your pupil is just a hole, and red eyes in camera shots are just reflecting the blood behind them.


 No.53750

mukbang video of my dominos executive feast vid is 26% uploaded to youtube, still has 90mins left. I really need to learn how to compress the file size.

Prepare for 40 minutes of disgust.


 No.53751

>>53748

not much. Right now there's only one dog, there used to be three. The one dog that always started barking and made the others go along isn't there anymore, because the bf of my neighbour isn't there and two of the three dogs are his. Now I have to listen to my neighbours arguing over their relationship or some other trivial shit, but thats a lot better than listening to three dogs barking all day long.


 No.53752

Beach volleyball on now for all the TV cucks

>semi-hard


 No.53753

>>53744

Is that Legal in Germany


 No.53754

>>53752

Are the girls any good


 No.53755

The meth-heads have gone to bed it would appear. Now it's just me, Hans, Brit-cuck and $90 Dominos Exec.


 No.53756

>>53750

Looking forward to it.


 No.53757

>>53754

It's Aus v Scotland. Scotland nay, Aussies yay. One of the Aussies is a tall lanky bird with abo in her but still looks nice, and the other a shorter bird with some sort of Mexican/South American nationality but is very nice to look at. Tight tanned bodies.


 No.53758

>>53757

Are the Scotish team all in hajabs or something?


 No.53759

>>53758

No just not physically attractive, don't have a nice tan and one of them is 47 years old.


 No.53760

>>53753

consuming it is legal, owning\buying\growing is not. So its basically illegal, because how can you consume weed without owning or buying or growing it first?


 No.53761

>>53751

Good to hear. Are you a virgin?


 No.53762

>>53760

By smoking it as soon as you obtain it


 No.53763

>>53761

I am, why do you ask?

>>53762

but you still bought and owned it for a short time, that would be a crime.

there's a german youtuber who talks about drugs, he always says the things he consumes were put into his food by some other person. As far as I can tell, it works for him


 No.53764

>>53635

>Armadale

like, the Perth Suburb?

How many other perth goers in this thread?

what do you guys get up to


 No.53765

>>53764

Not sure of the exact numbers but the most infamous Perthian is NEET-king, whom I'm sure is parked in an alley somewhere in Perth, awaiting his next victim.


 No.53766

>>53764

Yeah

There is a few, at least 3


 No.53767

>>53765

oh dear

>>53766

thats cool, this place sucks lol


 No.53768

>>53767

Fuck off back to wherever you came from, faggot!


 No.53769

>>53768

I didnt mean this board, I meant the city/locale of perth


 No.53770

File: 677e1e2bd8dfdfa⋯.jpg (1.18 MB, 900x621, 100:69, MX07_GIRL_little_caprice-1.jpg)

>>53769

I had that feeling when I posted, sorry. There isn't much of us per state that are actually willing to identify with. I'm QLD btw, and never stepped foot into WA. Would love to though.


 No.53771

>>53698

Should a NEET apply to work at a job centre?


 No.53772

>>53770

idk why you would want to. If I wasnt poor id look at going either down to South west WA or North West WA. Stay out of the city, theres nothing here. Probably less out of it but at least the view would be something nice. Rolling green hills in the southwest. Broome speaks for itself


 No.53773

File: 48f4432e5cb4bbd⋯.jpg (90.6 KB, 1080x810, 4:3, 29090704_214585472454606_5….jpg)

>>53772

Just for an adventure/trip, not to live. Doubt my fortnightly NEETbux would even cover the cost of fuel to to get there one way.


 No.53774

>>53773

understandable, if you do ever end up with the money and motivation to go west, absolutely ignore perth and go everywhere else in the state.


 No.53775

I'm a big stinky depressed cunt


 No.53776

>>53772

>>53767

The hills regions are pretty comfy though


 No.53777

File: a86cf0efaa2b31e⋯.jpg (141.83 KB, 640x405, 128:81, ARCHI_238792.jpg)

>>53774

All I think about is what I'll potentially see in between east-coast QLD and WA. I'm yet to experience the 'outback' if you know what I'm saying.


 No.53778

>>53777

well its not really "outback" unless you go central WA. North and South are basically european rolling hills with some forests and such.

Never really liked the outback myself


 No.53779

Has any NEET tried the fabled Little Fat Lamb Cola?


 No.53780

I feel another ban incoming

>tfw


 No.53781

>>53779

What's the base drink of that shit anyway?


 No.53782

File: 33b46d9af5e0959⋯.jpg (24.44 KB, 650x488, 325:244, 33b46d9af5e09592b5f29ac864….jpg)

File: 83d78d810085637⋯.jpg (75.41 KB, 780x520, 3:2, DZF8lLHW4AA9w1G.jpg)

I saw the edited version of this pic first (in /ausneets/ as it turns out) and it amazes me how much the unedited version looks like the edited one.


 No.53783

>>53773

Where is that pic from?


 No.53784

>>53779

No, I have the ginger beer one though. I don't think they sell the cola one at Dan's.

>>53782

Absolutely 56%. I recall she even admitted to bullying that Nicolas Cruz kid, she should have been shot IMO.


 No.53785

>>53784

She single-handedly made every demonstration and attempt that her cohorts put together be absolutely worthless by opening her dumb fucking mouth and making people sympathize with the shooter.

Arguably a worse fate.


 No.53786

>>53783

My 'Downloads' folder. But truthfully I either got it from /wai or a random thread on /b.


 No.53787

>>53785

Was it her that said something along the lines of "I tried to be nice to him once but he still didn't like me" in regards to the shooter?

As if being nice for a day would undo all the shit they'd ever given him?


 No.53788

>>53787

Something along those lines. Along with insipid teenager attempts at anecdotal endearment over circumstances with that sniveling "Believe me, if you saw this kid, you wouldn't blame us for ostracizing him." or some rot.


 No.53789

>>53786

Post more, hot as fuck


 No.53790

Watching the f1 now


 No.53791

File: b039e568f88ddee⋯.jpeg (13.05 KB, 268x188, 67:47, B95D8AF5-916A-4F42-862F-D….jpeg)

This isn’t good, lads. My depression, anxiety, and IBS was something I could manage a bit but now I got hemorrhoids, tooth cavities (more recently) + I’m going bald.

Absolutely JUST fuck my health up.


 No.53792

>>53791

why not shave all your hair off? Its low maintenance and its the most aerodynamically efficient haircut that exists.


 No.53793

>>53791

How's your diet lad? All those problems (apart from the baldness) together point to it nor being great.


 No.53794

>>53793

I don’t really have a wide variety of healthy foods I eat, so that’s probably the case. What do you suggest?


 No.53795

File: 785a166efa11455⋯.png (2.06 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out060934.png)

Good morning NEETs. I woke with a big headache. Hope you guys are catching more fish than I am.


 No.53796

Oi!!

Wheres the video of he $90 dominoes?


 No.53797

>>53795

I caught something from Karen.


 No.53798

File: ba5617b46360f51⋯.jpg (59.26 KB, 736x672, 23:21, 733c593eb4291ee8754fa10438….jpg)

appointment at job centre tomorrow


 No.53799

>>53798

Do they make you look for a certain number of jobs each fortnight?


 No.53800

>>53799

yes, they give me offer in which I need to apply for. Luckily none of them responded


 No.53801

>>53800

Don't you want to escape NEETdom and see what lies beyond the bucket?


 No.53802

>tfw depressed


 No.53803

>>53801

>Have Job

>Dream of NEETdom

>Be NEET

>Want job

I'll never be content


 No.53804

>tfw impressed


 No.53805


 No.53806

File: cbbed858f0a5164⋯.gif (282.28 KB, 250x250, 1:1, giphy (1).gif)

i'm off to face big wide world. It's shit.

Have a nice day sweet NEETs


 No.53807

Morning neets. My 2XL tshirts seem to be shrinking. What do?


 No.53808

>>53807

When they have outlived their usefulness, eat them


 No.53809

>>53807

Embrace your status as CEO and start buying 3XL shirts


 No.53810

>>53807

You are moving up to executive status.


 No.53811

>>53806

Good bye, good luck. See you when you get back.


 No.53813

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Morning NEETs.

Leaving on a jet plane today.


 No.53814

Good morning NEETs todays going to be a good day.


 No.53815

>>53796

I share this feel. I hope we weren't just being teased.


 No.53816

File: 3b66b4311916138⋯.webm (259.16 KB, 400x332, 100:83, webm.webm)


 No.53817

>>53795

Good morning Karen

>>53797

I hope it was her infectious good humour.

>>53807

>>53814

Good morning NEETs.

>>53813

Good morning mate. Good luck on the plane. Are you flying economy? Is there some concern over whether your executive frame will fit in just one seat?


 No.53818

>>53817

>Are you flying economy? Is there some concern over whether your executive frame will fit in just one seat?

I am.

Last time I checked in October, I fit the seats just fine and don't need a seatbelt extender.

Looking at the seat selector on my plane I am in an empty row. For now.


 No.53819

>>53790

That was some race, neeto


 No.53820

File: aca03dc62fcb3ed⋯.jpg (66.52 KB, 467x334, 467:334, 1350553209159.jpg)

Some big crabs in this bucket


 No.53821

>>53820

The ocean contains some disgusting shit.


 No.53822

>>53821

Reasonably bantered.


 No.53823

File: 48645a9523f19cd⋯.jpg (86.8 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1441764361383.jpg)

>walking the doggo this morning

>approaching a hs qt waiting by a bus stop

>realize I'm a balding neet almost a decade older than her, wearing a grubby old singlet and pyjama shorts because I'm too poor to afford any nice walking clothes, plus I'm approaching managerial size

lol. good morning anyway cunts


 No.53824

>>53823

You realise you're basically out walking in your underwear, right? Probably best to stay away from bus stops with people present.

Good morning.


 No.53825

>>53824

I sleep nude so the thought didn't cross my mind. I do this most mornings and I always feel fully dressed.


 No.53826

>>53825

>I sleep nude so the thought didn't cross my mind

Your home must be locked down tight, I would worry about RapeNEET


 No.53827

>>53826

iirc rapeneet is a skelly (makes fleeing the scene easier I guess). I'd hold him down with one executive hand and go back to sleep.


 No.53828

>>53827

>I'd hold him down with one executive hand and go back to sleep

You may be playing into his plans.


 No.53829

File: 512f2db0b8d6d2e⋯.jpg (86.03 KB, 588x440, 147:110, 1393102309676.jpg)

BinNEET here. I would appreciate if a kind NEET could please remind me at 7pm Sydney time to put my bins out tonight. Green waste and regular bin tonight. I am going to have to go into the garden this afternoon to find some stuff to put in the green one.


 No.53830

>>53829

kek, reminder set


 No.53831

>>53830

>kek

Was in regards to your picture.


 No.53832

>>53831

I am glad you clarified that. My bin schedule is no laughing matter.


 No.53833

>>53832

>My bin schedule is no laughing matter.

Very serious business. I laughed because I am tempted to ask the Aboriginal lady on /aus/ if she ever had a bin bath, if she ever responds to my previous questions she wanted me to ask.


 No.53834

>>53821

Literally and figuratively


 No.53835

File: 27ee16e54c3617f⋯.jpg (18.56 KB, 400x400, 1:1, groyps.jpg)

>>53834

I took doggo for a walk around the lake yesterday afternoon and jumped into the shallows just as she started shitting. The water went up to her tail and obfuscated her posture so it looked like she was just sitting down in the water. As we were walking away I saw some of the shit wash up on the sand.


 No.53836

>>53835

Absolutely disgusting conduct.


 No.53837

>>53835

poignant post


 No.53838

>>53836

if pajeet can shit on the street, why can't a neet's dog shit in the public waterways?


 No.53839

File: b04645813a7644c⋯.jpg (255.16 KB, 900x600, 3:2, Web-045-Copy-1.jpg)

Got my photo taken yesterday when I was out for a ride, I always end up being in the same location as this guy every time I go out.


 No.53840

>>53839

Looks like you could do with a bit more kfc in you


 No.53841

>>53835

Fuck you NEET. I went to the beach once and almost stepped in a dogshit that was floating in the shallow water. Dogs are stupid disgusting beasts.


 No.53842

>>53840

Nah I'm happy being a foreman.


 No.53843

>>53839

How did the photographer know how to contact you?


 No.53844

>>53841

> Dogs are stupid disgusting beasts.

Uncalled for.


 No.53845

>>53843

I go on his website and sift through the photo's he's taken.


 No.53846

>>53845

Want me to see if I can gank an unwatermarked image from his server?


 No.53847

>>53844

Yeah well I never called for shitting in public.


 No.53848

>>53846

Nah it's cool, I just find it weird that he always shows up on the various areas I go for a ride maybe he's stalking me


 No.53849

File: bb24175525d588b⋯.png (495.01 KB, 650x366, 325:183, Coconut-Crab-Featured.png)

>>53821

That fucker on the bin is a coconut crab. It lives on land, can open coconuts with its claws and can climp trees to kill and eat birds.


 No.53850

>>53849

What an arsehole.


 No.53851

how come you fellas dislike crabs so much?


 No.53852

>tfw severely depressed


 No.53853

File: 351cfa3fdb68acf⋯.jpg (409.46 KB, 654x600, 109:100, crabMan_04.jpg)

>>53851

I'm a big fan of crabs.

The literal kind, anyway. The metaphorical crab bucket is for the birds.


 No.53854

>>53853

yeah, i think crabs are pretty cool as well but i've noticed that several people seem to really dislike them


 No.53855


 No.53856

>>53854

It's an old in-joke

A certain historical narky neet called us crabs in a bucket, which eventually became a joke (our "names" like NEET here were Crab for a while on /aus/)


 No.53857

>tfw severely impressed


 No.53858

>>53856

oh, i see. how long has /aus/ been around anyway? i've probably only visisted the neet threads there for about half a year before we went here.


 No.53859

>>53858

I think the generals date back to 2014, but they really picked up in early 2016 (which is also when I started posting in them)

Gen 15 or so was made in March 2016 and Gen 100 was made in November 2016, for reference.


 No.53860

>>53859

i see, thanks


 No.53861

File: dee88d2f184b705⋯.jpeg (49.25 KB, 330x446, 165:223, images (8).jpeg)

Crabs are p cool tbh.


 No.53862

>>53861

Looks like that would have been a good magazine.


 No.53863

>>53859

That was when I stopped lurking because it got too fast for me. Now here I am.


 No.53864

>>53863

What a well timed post.


 No.53865

>>53861

>Cheesecake Model

heh


 No.53866

File: 56d827961e354fe⋯.png (364.71 KB, 2004x1194, 334:199, 56d827961e354fe2483d5088b2….png)

Become satisfied!


 No.53867

>>53866

I'm more of a Hungry Jack's guy.


 No.53868

>>53867

Chicken Treat is the patrician neet feast joint


 No.53869

File: 4338ff27e1db4fc⋯.png (643.4 KB, 360x1024, 45:128, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.53870

I'm going to look at a photo of her boyfriend in an attempt to kill any hope. Wish me luck.


 No.53871

File: a8d47a22816b618⋯.png (586.85 KB, 360x1024, 45:128, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.53872

>>53870

Don't start comparing yourself to some other bloke. It's not worth it.


 No.53873

>>53846

I am washing my clothes today. I put some of them through two cycles because they are so filthy one cycle isn't enough. I generally only wash my clothes once every six weeks or so. That is probably a mistake.


 No.53874

>>53873

That would lead to nasty bacteria growing on your clothes, I suggest washing at least once every 4 days.


 No.53875

>>53872

He's not even Chad, what the fuck. I assume he's a pretty sociable guy whose personality appeals to some aspect of hers… but even considering that, I'm tentatively claiming that I mog this cunt. This made me feel a little better tbh.


 No.53876

>>53875

How old are you? Young people tend to hold onto highschool or uni boyfriends for a while. Once they start to develop as people their tastes in people will change.


 No.53877

>>53873

>I generally only wash my clothes once every six weeks or so

Fragrant NEET


 No.53878

>>53876

25. They would've been dating for a good few years if that was the case, they don't live together so I think that's unlikely. This is all very interesting to me.


 No.53879

>>53823

iktf, sometimes when I unfortunately have to go to the local shopping centre and I see all the high school kids I realize that someone from my year will see me

then I realize I haven't been at high school for years now


 No.53880

>>53878

Kill him and wear his skin.


 No.53881

Feeling a bit down today lads, everything is just so much harder than it seems

Have to go out this afternoon so I might have a bit of a neetwalk and get a post-workout neettreat while I'm out there

anyone got anything exciting on for this week? I just have a shitton of odd things here and there to finish off from last week


 No.53882

File: 21dc53c81f7ee53⋯.jpg (1006.7 KB, 2688x1520, 168:95, IMAG0691.jpg)

Have a patriotic wank


 No.53883

File: cccdce95de89459⋯.jpg (108.81 KB, 640x506, 320:253, 1523238903097.jpg)

>Tfw smoking 75 cigarettes a day

Anyone here managed to quit?


 No.53884

>>53883

how are you still alive?


 No.53885

>>53883

wtf is wrong with you


 No.53886

>>53883

Jesus dude.

I've worked my vices down to a couple of times a week. So 3-4 cigs every 7 days. No need to ditch them completely, just a case of slowly going for less each day.


 No.53887

>>53883

This is a copy pasta I have seen on 4 /pol/ a lot recently. Exact same image and greentext.


 No.53888

>>53881

Plan out your days and set goals to achieve. When you have a lot to do a schedule can help and it provides satisfaction that you achieved your goals at the day


 No.53889

>>53887

Tell each poster to have a wank


 No.53890

It has taken me six hours to notice, but some motherfucker in the office has taken my coffee cup!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


 No.53891

>>53890

ragie wagie


 No.53892

>>53891

Some poojeet is probably boiling curry in it as I type this.


 No.53893

>>53892

2 Poojeets, 1 Stolen Coffee Cup


 No.53894

File: 1f732892da85afa⋯.jpg (62.88 KB, 576x1024, 9:16, IMG_20150418_103753.jpg)

>>53890

When you get a new one tell everyone in the office that you've peed in it and rubbed your sweaty balls all around the rim so then nobody will want it.


 No.53895

>>53894

what is poojeeta's dog chewing?


 No.53896

File: e8cd29fb3edb269⋯.png (265.8 KB, 490x493, 490:493, fuckadeefuckadoodle.png)

Nothing like a little midday gooned-up arts and crafts to keep you going. Hope my fellow NEETs are keeping themselves entertained.


 No.53897

>>53895

That's vomit I think


 No.53898

>>53895

It's coming up


 No.53899

>>53894

or he could cum in it


 No.53900

>>53895

Possibly an egg, based on the orange bit.


 No.53901

>>53897

>>53898

fuck why isn't she doing anything then?


 No.53902

>>53901

She's screaming.

Picture was taken mid-vomit, hardly much of a response to be had.


 No.53903

>>53895

Nothing. He is barfing shit up. Probably mostly bile


 No.53904

>>53896

A very interesting drawing.


 No.53905

>>53896

Excellent OC.


 No.53906

>>53904

>>53905

I would reply with something interesting but the discount wine has addled my brains and this is not a negative.


 No.53908

>>53906

>>53907

Have another cup


 No.53909

Shrink Yourself (2007) is a book on emotional eating by Roger Gould. In Shrink Yourself, Gould suggests that the powerlessness people feel over food cravings is a cover-up for a deeper sense of powerlessness in five other areas of their lives. By recovering one’s power in five key areas, Gould suggests one also recovers power over food cravings.[1]

The five areas he identifies are:

The Self-Doubt Layer: feeling powerless about how to deal with self-doubts.

The Frustration/Reward Layer: feeling powerless about how to get real satisfaction in life.

The Safety Layer: feeling powerless to insure personal safety.

The Rebellion Layer: feeling powerless to appropriately assert personal independence.

The Emptiness Layer: feeling powerless to fill oneself up when feeling empty inside.


 No.53910

>>53909

>feeling powerless to fill oneself up when feeling empty inside

A large Zinger Stacker Combo and 24 Nuggets will fill you up.


 No.53911

>>53908

Absolutely.

>>53909

That's no secret. It's called a deferential activity, where you do whatever to distract yourself or cover up for stress or powerlessness in your life.


 No.53913

File: 8d661b1b1420fd3⋯.png (885.8 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_2018-04-09-12-1….png)


 No.53914

File: 0dd331ed448d5ec⋯.jpg (7.54 KB, 228x350, 114:175, 193481-004-6C0E76F0.jpg)

>yfw this guy's name is literally pronounced "Boomerpool"


 No.53915

>>53914

He would fit in over at Whirlpool.


 No.53916

>>53912

Are you building up to CEO size?


 No.53917

>>53913

Governments tax grip is going to harm some NEETs


 No.53918

New spam mail is interesting from my old university email. If it wasn't an uni email I would tell her to go have a wank:

>Hello,

>If you were more careful while playing with yourself, I wouldn't worry you. I don't think that playing with yourself is very bad, but when all colleagues, relatives and friends receive video of it- it is obviously for u.

>I adjusted virus on a porn web-site which was visited by you. When the victim tap on a play button, device starts recording the screen and all cameras on ur device begins working.

>Moreover, my program makes a remote desktop supplied with keylogger function from the device , so I was able to collect all contacts from ur e-mail, messengers and other social networks. I'm writing on dis e-mail cuz It's your corporate address, so u must read it.

>In my opinion 470 usd is pretty enough for this little misstep. I made a split screen vid(records from screen (interesting category ) and camera ohh… its awful AF)

>So its your choice, if u want me to erase ur disgrace use my bitcoin wаllеt аddrеss- 1JXuMq6sbL95XnrcDEsrZTCvvRjB52RCAD

You have one day after opening my message, I put the special tracking pixel in it, so when you will open it I will see.If ya want me to show u the proofs, reply on this message and I will send my creation to five contacts that I've got from ur contacts.

>P.S… U are able to complain to police, but I don't think that they can help, the inquisition will last for one year- I'm from Ukraine - so I dgf LOL


 No.53919

File: 11009521a0721e7⋯.jpg (3.45 KB, 86x106, 43:53, 193481-004-6C0E76F0_1.jpg)

>>53915

>He would fit in over at Whirlpool


 No.53920

i try to have fun on here, i try to post something nice, and all of you freaks brutally piss all over me. Im done


 No.53921

>>53920

What's wrong mate?


 No.53922

>>53920

What did you post?

Also, have a wank and a goon


 No.53923

>>53922

Well bantered.


 No.53924

File: c5bc7aaf0ae7c3a⋯.png (2.57 MB, 2048x1536, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

mak u think


 No.53925

>>53924

>tfw 19


 No.53926

File: c8447159e9441a5⋯.webm (7.46 MB, 640x480, 4:3, mario kart.webm)

>>53924

>45

more like 25


 No.53927

>>53926

I remember watching figure skating on TV recently its fascinating because of its uniqueness.

that crash at the end lol


 No.53928

Did Domino'sNEET ever post the video of his feast yet? I was excited for it.


 No.53929

>>53928

He said it would take a while. Have patience.


 No.53930

>>53928

>>53929

I have a feeling neither the feast nor the video of it ever existed.

I hope I am wrong.


 No.53931

>>53930

I to hope you are wrong.


 No.53932

File: 00b2039f826be21⋯.png (21.52 KB, 488x463, 488:463, 2f4040377232647cd8c17fda5f….png)

Woke up at 8, smashed a few cups of goon then went back to sleep until 1pm. A truly tremendous existence…


 No.53933

>>53918

Slav scams always better than poos scam


 No.53934

I wonder if Cheesy has gone for his driving test yet.


 No.53935

>>53934

The thought passed through my mind before.


 No.53936

>>53932

Have a wank


 No.53937

The NZ She-man-weightlifter almost broke her arm and has now withdrawn.


 No.53938

>>53937

How much was she lifting


 No.53939

>>53938

The whole kitchen


 No.53940

>>53938

There were 4 aboriginal children in the bin


 No.53941

>>53932

Why did you sleep? Should have kept srinking


 No.53942

>>53940

And it was filled with bin juice.


 No.53943

>>53940

One drowned at the bottom


 No.53944

>>53943

Over time he'll float up to the surface.


 No.53945

>>53944

Hell be what the boongs call a wet root


 No.53946

>>53941

Too many hours in a day to deal with atm.

>>53943

It's pickling


 No.53947

>>53945

Boong culture has many complex secrets we may never know about from their culture


 No.53948

Anyone here watches Legion?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legion_(TV_series)

it's so fucking confusing


 No.53949

>>53948

I just watch the static channel mostly


 No.53950

The depression just kicked back in


 No.53951

I was taking an afternoon nap and was woken by someone knocking very loudly on the door. doggo heard it too and got excited. I checked both doors but there was no-one there. No-one was walking back to the street up the driveway either. I do not understand what happened.


 No.53952

File: 93c7f982c08be8a⋯.jpg (7.91 KB, 275x183, 275:183, images (3).jpg)

>>53950

Same here. No fun.


 No.53953

>>53951

They're in the house


 No.53954

>>53951

A spooky occurance.


 No.53955

File: 35eeb073deddc45⋯.gif (163.28 KB, 500x376, 125:94, Moe.gif)

>>53950

>tfw too depressed to leave the house to walk


 No.53956

>>53955

It's always worth walking, even if you have to force yourself to do it.


 No.53957

>>53934

>I wonder if Cheesy has gone for his driving test yet.

I just got back from it actually. On the way there I was stuck behind a stupid woman going 20 in a 50 zone on her phone, that was annoying. Anyway I got there and started the test, reversed out of the bay and started driving down the road. I was supposed to get the CEO-sized instructor I had last time but apparently he was off sick, I got some other guy. So I was going down the road (which was a 60 zone) and I was instructed to make a left turn into another street, and I went 55 (because I was focusing on the road and signs) rather than the 50 which is allowed on this other street, the test had only been going for 3 minutes. He pointed out I was speeding and there I knew the test was automatically failed, another $80 down the drain and the two months I waited for the test also were wasted.

This made me very angry, it dawned on me how much of pathetic failure I am and my complete incompetence. The fact that without my license my life is going to go nowhere, because I have to have one to get a job and move on with my life and therefore not be as much of a failure as I am currently. Then it dawned on me how everyone else in my peer group and the people I know from high school all have theirs and live otherwise successful lives, while I have never had a job, have no friends, and spend 12 hours a day on the internet - the one thing that was stopping me was that fucking license.

At this point he told me to pull back into the center and my suspicions were confirmed, I had failed and wasted my money and time. I was furious at this point at myself, I pulled into the carpark very quickly and turned into a bay quickly as well and hit the bumper on the kerb. The instructor started saying some bullshit (wasn't listening as I was very close to spergout) and then I started angrily shouting about how pathetic my life was, that I am a unemployed loser and I have no friends, and how much you need a license in Australia to even participate in society. I then started going on about how many retards I see on the road who are on their phone, going slowly, not paying attention, swerving, and how all those shit cunts (I said it nearly like that) have licenses and I don't do any of that but since I accidentally went 5km/h over I can't have one. We went inside and I heard the whining about muh speed and how he "Understands my situation" - when I heard that I got so pissed off I just went and sat down, and my mum went up and talked to him.

Then me and mum went back to the car and I told her how incredibly frustrated I am that I am fucking wasting my life compared to everyone else and I keep trying to fix things and it just ends in failure (I used a lot more words and swearing, but you get the picture) I then talked about how the Department of Transport is a Jewish scheme where they can keep on failing people over and over again and keep getting $100 each time. We drove home after much more angry ranting by me, I took mum to the shops to pay the bills and then I walked into liqourland (to get something to drink), but then realized I am a poor faggot with little money and walked out.

I am now home, and my spirits have been crushed, I feel so angry at myself and depressed I don't want to do anything anymore. If I book another test I have to pay the money again and then wait a few more months, which I hate doing because I am running out of time. What I mean is I hate wasting it, I've wasted nearly 4 years, I just don't want to keep doing it - it's fucking crushing seeing everyone else your age and how much better they have their lives. Why can't I just be (somewhat) normal?


 No.53958

>>53957

I'm sorry to hear that, all I can say is don't give up, It took me 4 attempts, I even had a spergout like you with on one of my failed attempts, if you do go for another test, and I assume you will, just take it easy, go slow but not too slow.


 No.53959

>>53957

Have a goon +/ wank

You will get your license I believe in you.


 No.53960

>>53957

Bad luck about the test Cheesey. I understand your frustration, but it is only a temporary setback. Book another test and get on with it.

I know what you mean about having wasted time, but there is no point getting fixated on the past and on things that you can't change. You are still a young man. You have done really well to get your driving skills up to where they are. You will pass that test eventually (lots of people fail it two or three times).


 No.53961

>>53957

Fucking hell man, that really was hard to read as I and others here were hoping you'd get it. You can't give up though. Always be thankful you're not an Aboriginal or Chinese.


 No.53962

>>53957

That sounds tough, I didnt think the waiting periods were that long though, I only waited 2-4 weeks to resit mine.


 No.53963

>>53962

Is it different in WA?


 No.53964

>>53960

I know of someone much older who got their license after completing high school and still hasn't got the skills in log book to complete the test.

My advice to Cheesy is to get an instructor who teaches in local area. I went to one in one area and the guy new all the test routes they take you, which he incorporated into lessons. I did my test in another area and failed my first go almost my second, but if you did the test in his area he has 95% success rate. It is more money but if they give you guidance around the area for testing it may help you.


 No.53965

>>53957

>and I went 55 (because I was focusing on the road and signs) rather than the 50 which is allowed on this other street,

is that really grounds to fail you? pretty sure you're allowed 5km leeway either way legally


 No.53966

>>53965

Yes they can fail you for going 1km over.


 No.53967

File: bb534612e77d571⋯.jpg (54.49 KB, 500x521, 500:521, 1522706173289.jpg)

>tfw downhearted


 No.53968

>tfw a young warthog


 No.53969

>>53958

>>53959

>>53960

>>53961

I'll probably book another one, it better not be a a 2 month wait though, I would have passed if not for the speeding.

>>53962

They are pretty long. The most popular one (considered the best) is Kelmscott which in nearly a 5 month wait, I want my test done before the mid way point of the year so I won't have to do WFD.

>>53965

Yeah, it is an auto-fail.


 No.53970

File: 44306b56133eb25⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 206.8 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 323423423432.jpg)


 No.53971

>>53969

What are you getting up to tonight?


 No.53972

>>53971

Might drink a lot and watch a movie. I don't know, I feel like utter shit and I have to go to the Job centre tomorrow at 10am so I can't even stay up late.


 No.53973

>>53969

>I'll probably book another one,

That's the spirit, next time just take it easy, they'd rather you go slow than speed, just not too slow, keep it 5km/h - 10km/h under.


 No.53974

File: 0c394078ebd45a8⋯.jpg (285.3 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 0c394078ebd45a8e9c43a32a74….jpg)

The girl I had a massive crush on in high school is married with three kids. I can't even go a full day without napping.


 No.53975

>>53974

Just wait until she gets divorced

Also

-Delete facebook


 No.53976

>>53975

I really should, but it's my sole way of contacting sources for now. She's also getting fat and would have a stretched out cunt by now anyway, worse is she's married to a stereotypical miner chad.


 No.53977

>>53974

Have a wank


 No.53978

>>53974

Why do you nap so much? If you sleep well at night you wont have to nap


 No.53979

>>53978

Depression is a hell of a drug man.


 No.53980

>>53979

Have a goon


 No.53981

>>53980

>tfw enabled


 No.53982

File: a06af784df5d714⋯.jpg (192.78 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, Baby-Boomers.jpg)

So son how was the job search today? Got any interviews?


 No.53983

>>53981

Only have a small goon at night to help you sleep


 No.53984

>>53982

Your pushing the NEETs onto goon, Dan.


 No.53985

File: 7de395de7e065fa⋯.jpeg (25.2 KB, 443x332, 443:332, images (72).jpeg)

>>53984

We don't like you hanging around that Dan fellow son, you stay away from him


 No.53986

hoy


 No.53987

>>53982

I'm interviewing a guy tomorrow.


 No.53988

goy


 No.53989

soy


 No.53990

>>53957

That's rough, dude. You gotta hang in there.

>Department of Transport is a Jewish scheme

rp af


 No.53991

>>53988

>>53989

Soygoy of Akkad


 No.53992

>>53882

>silk touch

lmao


 No.53993

File: 54073133b339160⋯.jpeg (12.47 KB, 350x420, 5:6, images (35).jpeg)

>>53987

To join the executive squad?

Gotta be careful some guys load up on carbs before the weigh in


 No.53994

File: 70f0dd3f65d6264⋯.jpg (147.25 KB, 1080x1194, 180:199, durex.jpg)


 No.53995

>>53994

Not like any of us will need them.


 No.53996

>>53829

It's 7pm, NEET.


 No.53997

>>53957

What the fuck why did he fail you

Did you fucking tell him it was a 60 Zone


 No.53998

BinNEET it is time to put them out

I will be away and may not be able to do these reminders anymore, someone please take over


 No.53999

>>53957

Those are some hard feels, mate. I hope you feel better in time


 No.54000

>>53996

>One second off

>>53998

Three seconds off

Not good enough NEETs.


 No.54001

>>53996

Off by 1


 No.54003

>>54001

>>54000 (checked)

I blame CloudFlare being slow.


 No.54004

File: 6c6432012272d73⋯.png (717.6 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 1514466038170.png)

>tfw made it through another workday without sperging out and chucking it in


 No.54005

>>54000

Wait I'm fucking Confused

>>53997

is 19:00:04

And

>>53998

is 19:00:03

What Jew magic is this


 No.54006

>>54003

I blame Cloud Flare for me not getting trips


 No.54007

>>54004

Well done mate.


 No.54008

>>53997

The street he turned onto had a speed limit of 50, he was still going 55 when he got on it


 No.54009

>>54005

I have no answer. Maybe quinkins?


 No.54010

>>54004

Same always a good feeling when coworkers say Good job rather than saying you did shit


 No.54011

>>54008

Ah, tbh I don't think I'd pass a driving test if I was to redo, I drive so much faster then I did before


 No.54012

>>54009

Or Jim the Jew


 No.54013

>>54010

I've been pretty shit at my job in recent times, felt like my coworker was close to calling me a retard several times today

Being competent does feel really good though. maybe one day.


 No.54014

File: b624b2f4722c2d1⋯.png (303.79 KB, 472x470, 236:235, off_by_one.png)

>>54001

That makes two of us lol.


 No.54015

I swear this is just Abos shitposting

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canberra#Etymology


 No.54016

What's worse is they make people wait 6 months to get their license after the test, I got mine 2 weeks after I passed my test and just forged the 25 hours.

If they let less gooks and Indians on the road things would be easier


 No.54017

>>53998

>>53996

the bins are out. thanks for the reminders. No normies were encountered.


 No.54018

>>54017

Did you throw out any food? I need to find some dinner for tonight


 No.54019

>>54017

>No normies were encountered.

A fact well worth celebrating


 No.54021

File: b71dc9a6229f279⋯.gif (4.15 MB, 250x444, 125:222, JBnJdDn.gif)

The meth has worn off it would appear.

>>53972

Don't drink too much, you don't want a repeat of that recent incident. I love you.


 No.54022

>>54021

>school uniform

worry.jpg


 No.54023

This is the first time I have been back to this thread in a good 2 years or so.

Finished uni last year and back to NEETdom.

What have I missed? Why the new board and shit?


 No.54024

>>54016

>make people wait 6 months to get their license after the test

Source

>>54017

How many boongs were in the bin?


 No.54025

>>53949

it should be on foxtel or on blueray.


 No.54026

>>54023

Also, any of you NEETs in NSW know a way to get a concession opal as a jobseeker? Full price costs me $10.40 each way, fuck that.


 No.54027

>>54023

We had a bit of inane imageboard drama for a little bit but it's all well and truly smoothed over by now.

You haven't really missed much


 No.54028

every decent board i find goes to shit, even if i don't post. it's like it's the same retards chasing down and ruining things every single time. /biz/ on cuckchan has been total dogshit for days and they have a fucking /soc/ thread up right now.


 No.54029

>>54027

You're telling me that a thread populated by people who spend their time doing nothing has had nothing interesting happen? Colour me surprised.

I miss the days of free dominos from that pizza mogul gimmick. Gonna order some indian tonight.


 No.54030

>>54029

I still regret not getting a free pizza


 No.54031

>>54028

d-does that include us


 No.54032

>>54031

hope not


 No.54033

>>54020

Pull your finger out

>>54022

erection.gif


 No.54034

File: 00b1c8c5c9771f3⋯.gif (2.72 MB, 362x356, 181:178, 00b1c8c5c9771f357bbfce9869….gif)


 No.54035

>>54029

>Gonna order some indian tonight

What's her name?


 No.54036

>>54034

How's your 2d3d board going?


 No.54037

>>54036

If you're the Laneya guy then don't bother.


 No.54038

>>54026

I think you need to fill in a travel concession pass that expires every 90 days, then apply for your Opal card. When travelling you require both cards. You need to apply for the travel concession pass before the Opal card so the process may take up to 2 weeks or more.


 No.54039

>>54037

Haven't been there in a while but had a feeling it would be overrun with abhorrent 2d.


 No.54040

File: 7359ce53ac9ee48⋯.jpg (34.81 KB, 500x422, 250:211, Blank _880357cee1af15cbad0….jpg)

>>54039

lol it's dead. Also, it's called 2D/3D for a reason.


 No.54041

>>54040

You can't put your penis in 2d. I just don't see the attraction.


 No.54042

>>54041

You can once you become 2D.


 No.54043

>>54030

I got like, 10 or more.

>>54029

>Gonna order some indian tonight.

These fucks removed their family deal which used to give two curries and sides and shit for the min delivery price. Now I have to order it all separately and it ends up costing more because some reason their paneer curries cost more than the meat ones. Also had to cook my own rice and it still ends up costing as much as the previous deal which included rice.

Fuckers.


 No.54044

>>54038

Do you just apply for that in-person at centrelink or is there an online thing? Couldn't see any option for it on the centrelink site.


 No.54045

>>54043

>had to cook my own rice

I always used to do that back before I became too racist to buy Indian take away. Saves some money and tastes better too. They always have shit rice for some reason.


 No.54046

>>53998

>not sabotaging binNEET

it's like you don't even understand this crab bucket concept


 No.54047

>>54046

This is a mutual help board.


 No.54048

>>54045

These guys do good rice. Maybe you just don't like basmati? Do you prefer rice to be stickier?

I am a bit annoyed because I only have medium grain which isn't what curry goes well with but I am not paying an extra $7 for two servings of rice.


 No.54049

>>54041

That's nice sweetie.


 No.54050

>>54048

I don't think my local used basmati. I think they just bought the cheapest white long grain they could and left it sitting around for hours.


 No.54051

>>54044

I haven't gone through the process but look at the transport NSW website for more information. I think you need a myGov account to apply for the travel concession card, I think you need one because the number that's on that card that you give to transport nsw who confirms that you are eligible for the card. The whole process seems difficult to prevent people from getting the benefit as a NSA recipient. As a student at uni now all you need to do is simply click a few boxes on your University website and then apply for the card with transport NSW.


 No.54052

>>53835

lol, good post


 No.54053

What happened to pizzaNEET's $90 binge last night? What did he get? Did he die from his attempt to get a promotion to executive?


 No.54054

>>54053

He's a cruel trickster.


 No.54055

>>54053

I think he was more aiming for promotion towards CEO sized. That much food even for several meals was impressive. I have to admire his dedication.


 No.54056

Anyone know of any good antidepressants to get high on?


 No.54057

>>54056

goon imho


 No.54058

I got half of the couch (3/5 of the pieces) that I was talking about last night. The corner piece didn't fit in my ute. I didn't mention the phone call and she didn't seem to hold it against me.

Her, her husband and her two kids were all really nice people. I got some beautiful vibes from them (and not just because they were giving me stuff). I said I'd come back on Saturday to pick up the rest with bosslady. If I cant fit it in her car, I'll hire a trailer.

Meeting them put me in a pretty good mood.


 No.54059


 No.54060

>>54058

I am glad things went well for you mate. A good reminder for you that you don't need to worry about things as much as you do.


 No.54061

>>54056

The delusional fantasy that someday your life will change and everything will be ok.


 No.54062

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>53893

hot

>>53896

Nice pic, I like your art style.

>>53898

It's coming out, I had this song stuck in my head today. I haven't heard it in ages. I don't know what made me think of it.


 No.54064

>>54048

You should learn to make your own curry too

>>54049

Hmm…

>>54053

I think the overwhelming shame got to him


 No.54065

File: 8c50feb71113360⋯.gif (243.38 KB, 220x219, 220:219, tenor (2).gif)


 No.54066

>>53957

Jeez mate, fucking hell that's harsh. I'm really sorry for you. I know how hard you take this sort of stuff and even though relatively, it is just a minor setback, I get that you probably feel like the world hates you and that you are just destined for failure. It's easy for everyone else to say get back in the saddle but then and there some of us would react in a similar way and feel the same.

This course I'm doing has people who have never had a licence and it is going to be much more difficult for them (although not impossible) for them to gain employment, it is necessary in some ways.

Fuck mate, I'm sorry that this bullshit keeps happening to you. I know it's sort of cliche and probably means fuck all at the moment but better luck next time.. because there seriously is a next time. It's not the end of the world even if it feels like it.


 No.54067

>>53976

I wish I was a stereotypical miner chad with a 300k house owing 200k, a hilux, a boat and a caravan and went to thailand so I could post selfies of myself on facebook


 No.54068

>>54067

>thailand

I'd rather visit 'Nam.


 No.54069

>>53996

>1 sec

incredible


 No.54070

File: 31c1bc498c98bcf⋯.jpeg (13.53 KB, 316x466, 158:233, images (73).jpeg)

>rip a thumb packed cone

>Start thinking about death


 No.54071

>>54005

What the fuck aye?

I don't think I've ever seen that happen before.

>>54009

There's no other rational explanation.


 No.54072

>>54067

2/10

>>54065

Why'd you call me 'sweetie'? It was highly offensive.

>>54066

Not him but a good reply. He should watch 'Employable Me' to see people so much worse off.


 No.54073

>>54071

I have seen it before once. There was some technical explanation about how servers work I think.


 No.54074

>>54024

6 month waiting period is common knowledge


 No.54075

>>54072

Okay sugar cube.


 No.54076

>>54015

>Canberra or Nganbra means "woman's breasts"

I believe it.


 No.54077

Few big black bastards doing shotput


 No.54078

>>54070

>You've been visited by the green reaper


 No.54079

>>54060

Thanks buddy, sorry for slow reply, just caught up.

Yeah, it was no where near as bad as I thought it was going to be.


 No.54080

>>54063

I was thinking about (You)


 No.54081

>>54075

You're my cute honeysuckle pumpkin pie.


 No.54082

>>54080

love is in the air


 No.54083

>>54058

Glad it all worked out

Remember we love to stress ourselves out but it's always for nought


 No.54084

>>54082

..and it's there when I look in your eyes


 No.54085

>>54063

>tfw Monk died in the flood


 No.54086

>>54076

lots of boob shaped hills there. And you can live nestled in between them


 No.54087

>>54083

Strange you should mention that, last talk with the councilor I was going on about how the neurotransmitter that triggers excitement and stress are actually the same thing.

Maybe I need something else in my life in the way of excitement to stop myself "wanting" to get stressed.


 No.54088

There is a foul smell outside, source unknown. It smells kind of like raw sausages.


 No.54089

>>54085

His bulge was the only thing remaining above water.


 No.54090

>>54087

>something else in my life in the way of excitement

What sort of things would fit in that category?


 No.54091

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>54090

Nothing that I know of.


 No.54092

>>53038

>supporting muslims

To top it off they have a halal stamp on them.


 No.54093

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>54091

>>54090

That isn't the song I meant to post but it is a good one still in sort of the same line of things.

This song says it better.


 No.54094

>>54074

No. Are you saying 6 months between failed tests or a 6 month wait after you passed? I'm asking because I'm sure the laws have changed since I got mine (back when no 'log books' or 'P plates')

>>54075

Would you identify as a hebeophile?


 No.54095

>>54093

You need to chase life's quiet little satisfactions that come from temperate living. Not thrills.


 No.54096

File: 00e54e946cbfd31⋯.jpg (65.43 KB, 604x423, 604:423, 8am lucky bastard _72e510d….jpg)


 No.54097

>tfw I have an unfortunate face


 No.54098

>>54097

>IKTF


 No.54099

Can you come back from being a 24 year old virgin?


 No.54100

>>54099

Yes. Many have done it.


 No.54101

bought this thing that pulls your hair out so you don't have to shave for a month or more but it's the most painful piece of shit ever.


 No.54102

>>54070

>tfw haven't had weed in 5+years

The only avenue I can think of to get some is from Nimbin. Their 'Mardi Grass' festival is coming up too in May.


 No.54103

>>54101

Are you a tranny?


 No.54104

>>54097

This, I think, is the reason I never managed to cuck her boyfriend despite having her to myself for hours and hours at a time. Put Chad in that same situation and she gets tempted to cheat at the very least.

Do you think your face would be less unfortunate if it was at 12% bodyfat?


 No.54105

>>54103

nah just pathologically lazy


 No.54106

>>54100

Really?


 No.54107

File: b55d2dcbd356b59⋯.jpg (155.11 KB, 683x1024, 683:1024, Camille Buscomb.jpg)

>>54096

There aren't many of 'us' here.


 No.54108

>>54077

>>54099

You could come on a prostitutes back as a 24 year old

>>54104

Post your face already


 No.54109

>>54107

I wish I wasn't one of "us". I sucks being lumped in with some of the biggest degenerates in society.


 No.54110

>>54094

After you passed, that rules been around for nearly 10 years now

Now I think they wan't you to wait 6 months before you can even do the test


 No.54111

I am off to bed NEETs. I am almost finished that book. They are just about to get to the big reveal of who murdered Lucius Licinius and why. It turns out he was smuggling weapons to Spartacus and his rebel slave army.

Good night to all NEETs, and a special good night to my big leather couch NEET.


 No.54112

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>54111

A special good night to you too my simple pleasure NEET


 No.54113

>>54111

>Spartacus

Is that the guy from Lazy Town


 No.54114

>>54109

Maybe there's somewhere the two of us can talk more privately? Like an IRC or Discord? Us like-minded males need a place to vent or risk implosion.

>>54110

Bullshit! I got my licence the day I passed. What have you been smoking?


 No.54115

>>54111

Good night closet homo


 No.54116

>>54114

I mean, there's my shit board. There's also the other two actually active boards that you already know about on here.


 No.54117


 No.54118

feeling less tfw depressed tonight

we're all gonna make it, neets probably, maybe


 No.54119

>>54116

What's your tripcode?


 No.54120

>>54117

So that's not leading to anything.


 No.54121

>>54119

For my board?

>>54118

I hope so brother.


 No.54122

>>54118

Have a goon to celebrate


 No.54123

>>54121

No, for the ones you allude to in >>54116


 No.54124

>>54123

I don't go to those boards anymore. I'm not welcome there.


 No.54125

>>54124

Where do you go then for your 'special' fix?


 No.54126

>>54125

I don't really need a "fix". I just collect pictures of waifus and daughterfus on instagram.


 No.54127

File: b0993dd912eef5a⋯.jpg (239.69 KB, 1366x2048, 683:1024, Neru Baseball.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs


 No.54128

>>54064

>You should learn to make your own curry too

I can, but I forgot I needed to go shopping today so have no ingredients at home. Also can't be fucked to cook today.


 No.54129

>>54128

Curried sausages is fucking top tier. Gotta be with Woollies or butchers sausages.


 No.54130

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>54127

Good night, I'm off to bed too.

Sleep tight NEETies.


 No.54131

>>54127

>>54130

Nighty night, sleep tight.


 No.54132

>>54029

The Dominos Pizza Mogul was a future NEET health crisis, I remember on Ozbargain people were going to 4 Dominos in half an hour with optimized routes and had a semi-commercial freezer in their sheds with literally hundreds of pizzas.

I once got 2x pizzas from my two local Dominos every Monday and Wednesday for two weeks straight before they told me to fuck off and I became quite ill. If it was still around I would have seriously JUSTed myself.


 No.54133

>>54132

Did they really tell you to stop ordering from them?


 No.54134

>>54132

>>54133

There were plenty of posts on ozbargain from people who felt the wrath of an angry dominoes manager


 No.54135

>>54133

You were meant to not abuse it, there was something in the fine print.

Most people circumvented it through using multiple email addresses/filters, I got on pretty late just as they were cracking down. Presumably as the franchisees were reeeeing to senior management about giving half their pizzas away for free kek


 No.54136

File: 57dad55a4db36a3⋯.png (61.44 KB, 1228x1502, 614:751, TQfmuGu.png)

>>54132

It was known as the age of executives


 No.54137

>>54127

Good night


 No.54138

>>54136

Given the age of executives is in the past, what age are we in now?


 No.54139

>>54135

It's always hilarious to see meme online campaigns fail


 No.54140

File: 829d8f76492e9d2⋯.jpg (84.59 KB, 640x640, 1:1, Denim.jpg)

>>54126

Fucking degenerate, rope yourself


 No.54141

Who here /uncomfy/ with their lives?

I honestly wish i had killed myself when i had the chance. Even now that i've got a 9-5 and like a "normal" person i still feel like shit, i don't think it gets better.

On another note anyone here NEET in Europe? would it work out?. I hate the laws in AU and i honestly don't see a future for myself or the country, i'd rather try my chances in Denmark or something. Problem is i have no actual skills or tertiary education and it would take some time for me to get a job or anything in Europe. Is my plan just as half baked as my life?


 No.54142

>>54141

Do you have a gf?


 No.54143

Haha, whoops. Now that was a solid 6 hour gooncoma.


 No.54144

>>54138

A cold war between executives and skeles

>>54140

You should be permabanned and your house raided, you know what happens to people like you in prison right?


 No.54145

>>54141

>I honestly wish i had killed myself when i had the chance

I know that feel, neeto. It feels like I'm just filling my time with whatever bullshit I can find until it's time.

I have no idea how realistic that plan is but you should research it and try it. Maybe it'll hit that mythical spot.


 No.54146

>>54144

It's only cold for our blubber deficient brethren


 No.54147

>>54142

Fuck no, why would you think that?

I can barely keep my current life together, actually doing things during the day threw my entire body off.


 No.54148

>>54140

I would if I was allowed.


 No.54149

File: 97f238b3bc29314⋯.png (1.52 MB, 1600x1065, 320:213, 97f238b3bc293144f254a2aedd….png)

Cheesy don't get yourself too down about failing.

My driving lesson was an absolute joke, I had a fat boomer that just reached over, turned the radio on and then basically fell asleep and let me drive wherever I want. Granted I did some parks right off the bat and smashed them and also avoided 2 crashes by letting this hoon pass me and this asian walk ahead whereby if I had just done nothing we would have collided. Point is it's probably 25% you and 75% luck, you just got unlucky.

This life is a complete joke when you think how much of people's lives and situations is just luck.

How many professional athletes would there be if their parents didn't produce a genetic anomaly?

You're going to make it m8, I've had an absolute cunter of a time lately but things have turned around in the last few days and I believe things will improve for you (as well as all NEETs reading this).

We all love our shitposts and banter but at least speaking on my behalf I care about every single one of you.


 No.54150

>>54147

Yeah, it's not a mystery as to why you're depressed as fuck and suicidal. A man needs a gf to be happy, the bachelor life is a meme.


 No.54151

>>54150

A man needs a purpose, not necessarily a gf. Plenty of people with gfs neck themselves.


 No.54152

>>54145

>It feels like I'm just filling my time with whatever bullshit I can find

welcome to life kid, that's all anyone ever does. Do shit until they die.


 No.54153

>>54144

House raided for liking teen models?


 No.54154

>>54151

If he's a heterosexual male then he needs a gf to be happy. Projects and hobbies and activities cannot substitute for affection and love and close physical contact.

You need meaningful work to be happy as well. A gf can't replace meaningful work and meaningful work can't replace a gf, you need both. Plus friends, probably.


 No.54155

File: 6aba2b31631a447⋯.jpg (74.72 KB, 960x960, 1:1, 6aba2b31631a447f27db47b36c….jpg)

>>54154

Sounds like normiedom


 No.54156

So I have a Inspection by the real estate tommorow, how through do they tend to be


 No.54157

>>54156

Run with the halo effect, be well presented and friendly and they'll automatically not assume the worst and be less critical.


 No.54158

>>54156

In my experience they tend to be real cuntish about it. Clean EVERYTHING and once everything is clean, clean it again. Depending on how bad things are there and what time they'll be arriving in their demon chariot you'll might have to do an all nighter. I fucking hate real estate agents.


 No.54159

>>54156

Depends. If it's an apartment, then way too thorough, every single nook and fucking cranny. If it's a house, I've had some real estate agents just walk into the living room, say "Yeah that's aight" then walk straight out.


 No.54160

Is 25 too old to try and start an apprenticeship?


 No.54161

>>54145

Maybe moving to a place where every second person speaks jibberish will help me, idk.

Also i know how you feel, instead of soul crushing sadness these days i feel like a hollowed shell. I have almost no emotion left, sometimes i get a brief (5-10 seconds) burst of sadness, which i try to hold on to as long as possible. Apart from that i feel nothing. The only upside is now i can go outside without feeling like shit. My productivity is back up because of that.


 No.54162

>>54159

It's a very small unit, so I'm fucked


 No.54163

>>54160

Not really


 No.54164

>>54159

Do they ask you to move Furniture


 No.54165

>>54160

No but good luck finding someone as I'd imagine it mainly goes to 16-18 year old nieces/nephews/friends of family members etc.


 No.54166

>>54163

>>54165

I feel I'm too stupid to do it anyway.


 No.54167

>>54162

Good luck, buddy. Might have to pull an all-nighter.

>>54164

They'll sometimes look under furniture in an apartment inspection, yeah. They're right Sherlock Holmes motherfuckers.


 No.54168

>>54167

But will they ask me to move it


 No.54169

>>54165

I know of 60 something gookesses that do Cooking Aprentichis


 No.54170

>>54168

No, haven't had any go that far.


 No.54171

>>54166

Go for it m8, I believe in you (seriously)


 No.54172

>>54170

Good because I burned my Carpet and am having an Ottoman hide it


 No.54173

Hey neets how do i get bugs out of my car.

Left the sunroof open


 No.54174

File: d6ac2200fe59e20⋯.png (1.41 MB, 1204x1204, 1:1, 1505701785181.png)

>>54172

Cheeky.


 No.54175

File: 4715e90e4d40f4a⋯.png (705.42 KB, 737x619, 737:619, 4715e90e4d40f4ac906e3b0160….png)

>>54171

>must have a drivers licence

Oh joy, I'm scared shitless of driving and have never gotten around to getting my licence.


 No.54176

File: 1079ad5abe860d0⋯.png (97.41 KB, 645x729, 215:243, brainlet.png)

>>54173

bug spray


 No.54177

>>54174

I'm scared I'll lose this place, I fucking love it here even though it's shit, its MY shit


 No.54178

>>54150

>>54154

Sorry for late reply, shit broke. Anyway i don't have a girlfriend and i don't plan on getting one. Mostly because no women are interested in me and there is no use in trying anymore, but also because the type of women i'm attracted to are fucking nutcases and we'd BOTH be better off without each other, in every case. I'm sure of it. I can thank my abortion of a childhood for that aspect of my personality at least.


 No.54179

>>54178

tbh I have no clue on how to get gf


 No.54180

>>54177

You'll be alright, mate. But do mop and dust the place.


 No.54181

>>54180

I'm afraid they'll see the burned carpet, this is my first inspection so what if they kick me out without a single warning


 No.54182

chicken tendies and a pizza in the oven and my goon next to my computer

living the life lads, living the life


 No.54183

>>54181

Don't worry, man, they've never been that draconian.


 No.54184

>>54183

even though my Carpet was set on fire?


 No.54185

>>54184

Well you won't be getting your bond back, but unless it's a fucking massive burn chances are they won't even see it.

I've done some stupid shit myself. Melted a portion of the carpet with a frying pan, that was easily hidden and stayed hidden. Flooded the apartment to the point where it leaked down into the apartment downstairs, and although that was an expensive cleanup it didn't get me kicked out. And that was with one of the more thorough landlords.

You'll be fine.


 No.54186

>>54185

It's about 30cm^2


 No.54187

>>54186

That's fine. Especially if it's under an Ottoman, they're not moving that.


 No.54188

>>54141

I'm a NEET in europe, but only because I have very nice parents.

>Problem is i have no actual skills or tertiary education and it would take some time for me to get a job or anything in Europe

I'm not sure if any european country would let you immigrate without having skills. If you find a country that takes in people without education\skills, please tell me about it, I want to leave too.


 No.54189

>>54187

It's a slightly hollow underneath one and it's a light-ish one


 No.54190

>>54188

What if I'm brown enough?


 No.54191

>>54189

In all my years of bludging in apartments, I've never had a landlord do so much as budge a lampshade. You'll be fine. It's forgetting to dust windowsills that's your bigger problem.


 No.54192

>>54173

neets there are BUGS IN MY CAR

bugs spray is a dumb as fuck idea


 No.54193

>>54191

ah ok


 No.54194

>>54192

Fumigating with bug spray and then airing it is all I got.


 No.54195

>>54192

Bug Spray


 No.54196

going to have a shower


 No.54197

>>54192

Don't leave your poofter sunroof open next time then.


 No.54198

Going to HJ's before they shut


 No.54199

>>54198

Good luck, Neet.


 No.54200

Can't find my keys


 No.54201

nvm


 No.54202

>>54188

Australia lets you move in if you're brown enough. Germany seems like an ok place. From what i've looked at the fags in the EU will let you migrate and stay as long as you find housing within 30 days. After that you just do paperwork to say you live there now.


 No.54203

Night all.


 No.54204

I hope I didn't get myself ostracized from the one discord I visit with all the stupid shit I said while gooned.

>>54203

Night Neeto.


 No.54205

>tfw missed HJs by a minute


 No.54206

>>54188

>If you find a country that takes in people without education\skills, please tell me about it, I want to leave too.

America?


 No.54207

>>54205

That sucks, buddy.


 No.54208


 No.54209

>>54205

I feel for you man, that fucking sucks.


 No.54210

>>54190

you'll get in then, as long as you talk in broken english and claim you lost your passport

>>54202

>germany seems like an ok place

kek, maybe if you love sucking government dick. Its not an ok place for me

>>54203

Night NEET

>>54206

I think I'm too white to do that


 No.54211

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>53898

it's dare


 No.54212

>>54210

What do you mean, it can't be worse than here. Merkle is a cuckhold but i think overall germany is doing ok.


 No.54213

>>54212

germany is doing ok for the moment, I'm just not happy with the size and power of the state. Merkel didn't do that, the mentality of my fellow germans did.

For example, take a look at the german 'basic rights' as they are called here. Those are our rights, like freedom of speech, freedom of movement etc, you get the idea.

Looks good on paper, until you read

>Restrictions may be ordered only pursuant to a law.

so you have your rights, as long as there's no law saying otherwise. Might as well have no rights at all if they can be limited with the stroke of a pen.

Another problem is that you loose some of your rights if you use them 'to combat the free democratic basic order'. Now who decides what an attack on the basic order is? Thats right, the government does, so they often bring down the full force of the law on kids who made jokes about jews or some other trivial shit like this (because they broke some law about joking about a persons heritage) but ignore antifa who's literally using violence to shut the opposition down (because they are good boys who fight the nazis). The law shouldn't be biased, but it is, and nobody can do anything besides writing angry letters that get ignored. If you can manage to shut up and ignore your morals, germany is a nice place to live. Otherwise its really not, especially if you have the wrong opinions and live in leftist western germany.

sorry for writing so much political shit, its just a topic I think about a lot.


 No.54214

Ah fuck it, post goon-coma or not I've still got some goon here. Would be a shame to waste it but not drinking it right now.


 No.54215

>>54149

That was a lovely post to wake up to.

>I care about every single one of you.

You're a good cunt.


 No.54216

Good morning dearest NEETs.


 No.54217

>>54215

>>54216

Morning neets. Today I have to go and do a short training course


 No.54218

>>54217

I have to do something similar. I have first aid training today.


 No.54219

Breathing in your farts make you live longer.

I've been doing it all my life and I'm not dead yet.


 No.54220

>>54217

>>54216

Morning NEETs.


 No.54221

>>54216

>>54217

>>54220

Morning NEETs. Biggest cunt next door started to blowing leaves at 7:30 in the morning.


 No.54222

>>54221

now he's at it again. what a dick.


 No.54223

>>54221

What a prick, I'm currently dealing with the little shits next door running around screaming, fucking school holidays.


 No.54224

>>54217

>>54216

>>54220

>>54221

Good morning NEETs.

The Doggo has been walked and fed. Got more strong lifts to do today. I might get out their early to beat the heat.


 No.54225

>>54223

>>54222

>>54224

When I was walking doggo the other day I crested a hill and came across a teenager dribbling a basketball in the middle of the street. It was about 6:30am. It was loud as fuck and probably woke the whole street up. He probably never even considered the possibility though. Some people just are incapable of considering other people at all.


 No.54226

File: 490f7b3affbdf06⋯.png (1.58 MB, 1217x691, 1217:691, 1.png)

File: 2ad867ca0008fd1⋯.png (1.12 MB, 1221x685, 1221:685, 2.png)

File: 7904c610003e37a⋯.png (891.44 KB, 1025x681, 1025:681, 3.png)

Called in to see a mate on the way to course, he helped me move the couch yesterday.

I thought you might like the crazy ramblings on his table.

I have told him about the gen many times and he is a NEET but he claims he is too addicted to the internet and social media and doesn't want another platform.


 No.54227

File: 54ca09d5eb27787⋯.png (2.23 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out060901.png)


 No.54228

Morning NEETs

Inspection happened today

Every went off without a hitch, I'm so happy, they never noticed the burn

How has it been for you


 No.54229

>>54213

The German Volk are intuitively Authoritarian, sometimes for their better and sometimes (read every other time than NS Germany) for worse

Tbh I'm suprised 4 and 8chan aren't banned there


 No.54230

Something about the questions change so the answers are different.

There's nothing else man. This is how the US collapsed. North Korea. What the fuck is this? This is inspector governor.

I'd like to tell you something governor.

I want the neanderthals out of the department.

Board of the area of woman participation.Yes sir. As you know the reaction to stress in distractions. Allow me to apply force.

C'mon Callahan! Tell us about your misdemeanor. I want to know what. She fails out there she gets her ass blown off. Son of a bitch. A hell of a price to pay for being stylish. Do you have any idea how hard it is to prosecute a cop? To To categorise people. Liberal people were called communists and certain people were called fascists. Troubling things about right and wrong. What you can do and what you must do. Human beings know evil when they see it. It seemed to confront in a very unconventional way. A righteous kill. A political discussion about this rogue cop. He's not squeaky clean. Did I shoot six shots, or was it five? This gun is a neo-fascist icon. In those days everything was political. You're either for or against us.


 No.54231

>>54230

Welcome, NEET friend of >>54226


 No.54232

He will post.

One day.


 No.54233

>>54227

Good morning Karen.

>>54228

Good morning. I'm glad your inspection went well. Must be a real relief.


 No.54234

>>54232

I belive


 No.54235

>>54226

It sounds like he is mentally interesting.


 No.54236

>>54233

Real relief and now they're getting an electrician to cover for the powerpoint damage that's always been here for me


 No.54237

File: bd9f41cd084ce31⋯.webm (7.44 MB, 640x360, 16:9, vastness gondola.webm)


 No.54238

I am browsing the catalogues to do my grocery shopping tomorrow and 80% of the items on special are junk food. Why can't they put some real food on special?


 No.54239

>>54238

I guess crap food is cheaper and easier to produce.


 No.54240

Hey Execs what is a daily sort of eating schedule for you all

I'm a Skell wanting to upgrade


 No.54241

>>54240

I usually buy double kfc at night so I can also eat it in the morning


 No.54242

Good morning everyone, I have to say you NEETs have pretty good sleep schedules

>>54229

>Tbh I'm suprised 4 and 8chan aren't banned there

our authorities don't care about non-german sites. In 2013 our chancellor said the internet is something new for all of us. I think I have some time left before anyone important will care about sites like this


 No.54243

File: c64a17cf928f8b2⋯.png (10.91 KB, 321x339, 107:113, 0FnuQL3.png)

tfw woke up depressed and there are too many mozzies to go on a neetwalk


 No.54244

>>54242

morning hans, are there too many muzzies for you to go on a neetwalk?


 No.54245

>>54227

Good morning Karen

>>54228

Morning, that's good news.


 No.54246

>>54242

Good morning Hans

>>54243

If you walk fast enough they won't get you.


 No.54247

>>54243

A NEET in need of a treat named DEET.


 No.54248

>>54244

its past 3am here and I'm too tired to go for a walk. There are many arab looking people around here, but they never caused me any trouble, other than being too loud. Many eastern euros live here too, but I generally get along well with them.


 No.54249

Greetings from Canberra, NEETos!

My flight yesterday afternoon was without incident. I went to bed rather early last night.

I was upgraded to a two bedroom, two bathroom apartment for some reason. I presume the second bedroom is for dead hooker storage.


 No.54251

File: f449dfa538c41d2⋯.png (352.73 KB, 989x641, 989:641, ClipboardImage.png)

Amazon knows its customers.


 No.54252

>>54250

>That apartment sounds suitable to cook up a batch of ice in.

It does have a decent kitchen.

Border Force is just down the road, so if you were that way inclined you would also get a certain smug satisfaction from cooking it right under their noses.


 No.54253

>>54251

Are you looking to buy a fedora?


 No.54254

>>54253

According to two posters here (or one poster with two personas), I already have one.

I must confess I saw the image elsewhere and posted it.


 No.54255

>>54254

Do you already have one? Or something similar?


 No.54256

>>54255

I do not.

I am not a huge fan of hats. I own one baseball cap and one beanie for particularly sunny or cold times.


 No.54257

I get my NEETbux tomorrow so I can finally take my PC to get fixed.

I think I am going to try one more time to install windows again first. Maybe everything has miraculously fixed itself in the time I have been using Linux.


 No.54258

>>54257

You know there is a hardware fault. Don't waste your time on another install.


 No.54259

>>54258

I don't know that. It could be a driver problem.


 No.54260

>>54259

Unlikely.


 No.54261

File: fbdef615dcc9f86⋯.mp4 (11.21 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Parsifal - Finale.mp4)

File: 88b1d2cdc9bbf90⋯.jpg (1.56 MB, 1821x1372, 1821:1372, Parsifal_1882_Act3_Joukows….jpg)


 No.54262

big stinky bros, what are we all up to?


 No.54263

>>54262

NEET things.


 No.54264

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

You better not still browse 4 /r9k/.


 No.54265

File: 0998eeec8842c52⋯.jpg (170.63 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, pickup2.jpg)

>>54243

insulated from mozzies


 No.54266

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Bring back Archieposting


 No.54267

>>54264

Wow that's fucked up, glad I never really browsed r9k.


 No.54268

File: 111cb30aca0c1d0⋯.jpg (20.92 KB, 400x400, 1:1, image1.jpg)

>>54247

I sprayed this all over myself before the neetwalk and the mozzies weren't phased. For some reason wagies have been avoiding me though.


 No.54269

>>54264

Is /soc/ meant to be pronounced soesh? I always think of it as sock.


 No.54270

Okay I am going to try and reinstall Windows now. This will probably kill my Linux install. I might be gone for a while. I might end up having to phone post, which I hate.


 No.54271

File: a50aa10d016b5f8⋯.jpg (502.49 KB, 2560x1811, 2560:1811, exec-ution.jpg)

Neets, listen up:

I *WILL* get a girlfriend before the end of 2018.

Fuck making it to twenty-six years old and still being a kissless virgin. I will not lower my standards to achieve this goal, instead I'm going to sexually deprive myself by not masturbating and then use the frustration to ruthlessly hit on women whenever I meet them. I'll wear the nicest clothes my poverty-stricken life permits. I'll put myself in temporarily humiliating situations so that I can stop caring about minor rejections. I will do this.

Now, neets, I need some ideas. The one place I can't do this is my uni, because I'll quickly become known as that creep who's always hitting on women. I can't use tinder because I'm facially unattractive and zero matches is going to destroy my confidence. Meetup groups are a meme, right? I'll just speak to women literally everywhere I go, but I feel like I need a strategy as well. I haven't fapped in twelve hours and I'm already getting frustrated, this is good.


 No.54272

>>54268

>only 40% NEET


 No.54273

>>54271

I really can't help you with any ideas, I've completely given up on women.


 No.54274

>>54271

Getting out of your comfort zone is itself a good idea, and I agree that you shouldn't use uni as a testing ground. But you don't wanna be approaching random women that are simply walking along streets. I'd suggest a supermarket and make small-talk with someone while they're stationary and browsing/selecting items that you need/use so you have a legitimate reason to be next to her. Don't physically stop those walking through aisles or try speaking if they're in the feminine hygiene section. You will get laid my friend.


 No.54275

>>54268

Heavy duty NEET?

This is probably made from the sweat of executive sized neets hence why it keeps normies away


 No.54276

>>54275

Imma suck your nipples boy.


 No.54277

>>54271

Get a wood mallet and go on a rape spree


 No.54278

File: d41582ae0fc9b33⋯.gif (6.16 MB, 620x400, 31:20, d41582ae0fc9b334f51435c661….gif)

>>54271

>I *WILL* get a girlfriend before the end of 2018.


 No.54279

>>54271

>26

I think you've missed the boat at this point, go for wizardhood.


 No.54280

Back from an almighty shop. Nabbed some new clothes, some needles to try and sow up some old ones (I'll just pillage some ratty t-shirts for fabric) and 5 x 10 stretched canvases to try some traditional art.

>>54271

Godspeed, NEET.

My advice would be just to try to work out on your aesthetics, ditch the slogan-printed tees and cargo shorts at least, and double up on those dating sites (after you're through worrying about rejections) and go for places that women don't mind being hit on as much.

Honestly in public or at the pokies or something is a good bet, if it's one of their comfort zones like the gym or such they'll not like it.

Good luck!


 No.54281

>>54271

Good fortune, NEET.


 No.54282

>>54271

Personally I think I'm going to take that one neets advice and go see a prostitute when I lose a bit more weight


 No.54283

>>54282

Whatever you need to do to get that brick off your mind, man.


 No.54284

https://twitter.com/WeWuzMetokur/status/983526829129715712

This is blowing up.

Apparently the guy who offed himself a few weeks ago with a shotgun was being manipulated into taking hormones.

I won't talk about this anymore, I would advise the BO be on alert for any halfcuck rapefugees coming here.


 No.54285


 No.54286

>>54285

im blk wbu


 No.54287

Back from course/first aid training day.

All went ok. I had a bbq pizza from bakers delight.. that is the only point of interest today.

>>54234

Is that you?

>>54235

He is.


 No.54288

I was sure that it would say "over 750" [posts when I posted >>54287

why only 60 posts today?


 No.54289

File: 02b6791024256b0⋯.png (100.62 KB, 502x446, 251:223, d2a.png)

>>54287

> bakers delight

>>54287

>Is that you?

>>54287

>He is.

>>54287

>He is.


 No.54290

>>54249

>upgraded to a two bedroom, two bathroom apartment

la di fucking da, but really that's awesome.

How long are you there for? Are you going to go get some dead hookers to store in your spare room?


 No.54291

File: 2c565e939bdc272⋯.png (15.53 KB, 350x420, 5:6, 2c565e939bdc2725874cf17f7a….png)

>>54290

>la di fucking da


 No.54292

>>54289

Is that you john wayne? Is this me?

Who said that? Who the fuck just said that? Who's the slimy twinkle toed cock sucker that just signed his own death warrant? Was it you? I bet it was you. Sir, no sir. I bet it was you. You look like the kind of faggot that would fuck a guy in the ass and not even have the common courtesy to give him a reach around.

Sir, it was me.

Oh, what do we have here? A fucking comedian. Private Joker. Hell, I like you. You can come around to my place and fuck my sister.


 No.54293

File: 4b929906412e485⋯.webm (2.08 MB, 472x320, 59:40, approach attempt 1 4 2011….webm)

File: 176a1cf4dafcba2⋯.webm (2.6 MB, 472x320, 59:40, approach attempt 12-8-201….webm)


 No.54294

>>54287

Welcome back. I'm glad things went well for you today. I don't like the pizzas Baker's delight do. I don't mind the things they call twisted delights. I eat the cheese and bacon ones smothered in butter.

I did not post much today. I felt slow and lethargic. I don't know why. I had a tough work out in the heat this morning and had a loose bowel movement after which felt uncomfortable.


 No.54295

>>54286

ayuh hol up


 No.54296

>>54264

I showed bosslady /r9k/, I'm not sure why I did it. She said she didn't want to hear it so I kept reading greentexts to her.


 No.54297

>>54296

This is a post full of mysterious intentions and implicated consequences.


 No.54298

File: 4dcb2313de979f2⋯.png (34.52 KB, 408x450, 68:75, 4dcb2313de979f2d4c8cafcf4d….png)

>>54292

>Is that you john wayne? Is this me?

>>54292

>Sir, it was me.

>>54297

>Sir, it was me.

>>54297

>This is a post full of mysterious intentions and implicated consequences.


 No.54299

>>54294

Those twist things looked good but they look a bit too big for a quick lunch. I had to drive there and back and eat it within 30 mins.


 No.54300

>>54298

What is this flagrant shitposting.


 No.54301

>>54301


 No.54302

>>54299

You don't have to eat the whole thing at once mate.


 No.54303

>>54297

She was talking about her nephew and I said that he's a robot. She said "what?" So I showed her wht that was all about.

He sort of is. Feels like he's entitled to a good life, a gf and a good job and shit and is resentful (I think) because other people have it. He's a nice guy and all but eh..


 No.54304

Remember that one guy said he wanted to use >>54321, so nobody use it.


 No.54305

>>54296

Your conduct concerns me at times.


 No.54306

>>54304

It is mine. I am going to shitpost it.


 No.54307

>tfw depressed


 No.54308

>>54282

Go to the executive brothel


 No.54309

>>54302

I'm not going to leave it in my car for like 5 hours til i get home. Actually i could use their fridge but that may open the conversation door to "that looks nice" and then to "I bet that tastes good" and then to me just giving it to them.

Which isn't the problem, the problem is the conversation revolving around it. Actually I could strengthen friendships that way. I am getting to know these people pretty well, I still cant remember any of their names though.


 No.54310

File: dc610a538eaf380⋯.png (55.35 KB, 211x239, 211:239, devilishpepe.png)

>>54306

I'm going to steal it.


 No.54311

File: 1722fdaa321a2f6⋯.png (82.34 KB, 500x500, 1:1, actually.png)

>>54309

>"Actually" twice in one post.

I am a meme.


 No.54312

File: 6375fa0255a12a4⋯.jpg (242.22 KB, 600x700, 6:7, god is a sock. protip; you….jpg)

>>54269

I say sock too


 No.54313

File: 62c5e691cd23fdb⋯.png (8.09 KB, 221x228, 221:228, images (11).png)

>>54309

Don't be a cuck, never share your food…


 No.54314

>>54264

I'm glad I watched this just to hear the phrase "cabal of deranged homosexuals."


 No.54315

>>54310

Mischievous NEET.


 No.54316

>>54313

I'd share it with the normalfolk because I expect them to restrict them self to social etiquette norms, unlike NEETs who would rub their nipples with it and put it in a blender and drink it. You know I'd share with you - by share I'd get each of you your own food and a trough


 No.54317

Cool change blowing in.


 No.54318

>>54296

You showed your boss r9k and greentexts? That doesn't sound like a good idea


 No.54319

File: fb2006a5ea76103⋯.png (30.14 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1425132403971.png)

>>54293

Only Chad could pull that off, I won't even bother chasing a woman down and trying to force conversation out of nowhere. I'm often on the computers at uni and a qt next to me will be flicking her pen or playing a little game on her phone, or standing with a bored expression on her face outside the lecture hall waiting to go in. I sometimes talk to them and let the conversation proceed naturally, it's pretty low-pressure kind of scenario because we can just go back to whatever we were doing if the conversation starts to die out.

How do I do that outside of uni? The bookstore meme is stupid, I've tried it before and women react the same way they react when I try to speak to them at the gym.


 No.54320

>>54318

I even tried to explain the supreme gentleman.


 No.54321

>>54320

but why?


 No.54322

Stolen digits 54321


 No.54323

>>54321

Bueno


 No.54324

>>54321

Same reason we try to scoop spaghetti back in to our pockets after we spill it.

I started talking about it and kept going trying to fix it.


 No.54325

We're 1/12 of the way to >>654321

Better luck next time.


 No.54326

>>55555


 No.54327

Hewwo yoo espewience wiv twaiding?

Yoo no need espewience wiv twaiding.

Yoo wahn make mahney?

Yoo make lahts mahney.

Beep.


 No.54328

File: 8e89de982a29866⋯.gif (291.28 KB, 400x224, 25:14, bdMQY.gif)

>>54323

>>54322

time to celebrate with my boy dan.

anyone got any recommendations in spirits?


 No.54329

>>54328

Wild Turkey American Honey and two bottles of Lift.


 No.54330

i want rape


 No.54331

>>54328

I've always been a fan of Kentucky Whisky of any brand.


 No.54332

>>54328

Johnnie Walker Black Label, or if you can afford an extra $20 Johnnie Green.


 No.54333

>>54331

thinking about the jamerson irish whisky, easy to have on ice


 No.54334

>>54331

I prefer mustard.


 No.54335

File: a122dd82cb5716b⋯.jpeg (18.2 KB, 400x400, 1:1, n0ugt0fg_400x400.jpeg)

File: 33e3ef3c827a5bc⋯.jpg (82.55 KB, 385x594, 35:54, Joan Rivers FILE Comedienn….jpg)

File: 178b7bb75c7c317⋯.jpg (13.71 KB, 277x319, 277:319, joan-rivers 1.jpg)

File: 056e3d28dd0ace7⋯.jpg (91.49 KB, 718x559, 718:559, 0512-joan-rivers-tmz-4.jpg)

I would, but only the older version. She seemed so fake when she was young.


 No.54336

I hope the NEET who wanted >>54321 hasn't silently left in disgust.


 No.54337


 No.54338

File: 69dab650bfd1183⋯.jpg (517.01 KB, 1537x1702, 1537:1702, cvr9780743581516_978074358….jpg)

File: 605527a83753fb4⋯.jpg (21.08 KB, 234x344, 117:172, DaBszi2WsAIDWgF.jpg)

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File: dab4ac890e40a96⋯.jpg (36.62 KB, 300x300, 1:1, joan-rivers-gets-attacked-….jpg)

She would've been the dirtiest whore.


 No.54339

>>54337

my stomach lining says no


 No.54340

>>54296

>r9k

r u a trap?


 No.54341

>>54335

Total MILF.


 No.54342

File: a234ffa351a3519⋯.gif (1016.87 KB, 430x321, 430:321, giphy.gif)

File: 15f344e808c49d3⋯.gif (673.65 KB, 245x245, 1:1, 6i0NgBU.gif)

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>>54341

Fuck yeah.

I reckon she would be in to anything, slam a few grand worth of coke up her nose and she'd just say yes.


 No.54343

>>54303

>Feels like he's entitled to a good life, a gf and a good job and shit

Boomer mindset.

In that boomers actually had all of this.


 No.54344

>>54342

That 100% Bavarian phenotype.


 No.54345

>>53692

Straight off a boat from Korea. What's her outfit for, StarCraft championships?


 No.54346

>>54332

>Johnnie Green

wildly overrated


 No.54347

>>54328

Bacardi and pineapple juice


 No.54348

>>54346

Perhaps, I think it's one of the best blended whiskies though.


 No.54349

>>54348

>blended whiskies

Single malt or bust.


 No.54350

File: ba1e25b7d4bc6a1⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 256.75 KB, 1478x1582, 739:791, Erol Time.jpg)

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>>54319

I'm sure you're not as ugly as you think you are.


 No.54351

>tfw severely depressed


 No.54352

>>54349

>Single malts

>impoverished NEET life

pick one


 No.54353

750


 No.54354

I have the most sensual nape out of all the NEETs, even cleanstove would want to rub his beard on it to gain some of its power. It's like a ferocious mane coming out the back of my neck.


 No.54355

>>54350

Well bantered


 No.54356

>>54354

gape at your nape


 No.54357

>>54349

I like both blended and single malt, some blended whiskies are better than a lot of single malts.


 No.54358

File: eb7b09a62dc5e19⋯.png (246.79 KB, 638x359, 638:359, eb7b09a62dc5e195ee92e1c044….png)

I pray the next neet thread will suck less than this one.


 No.54359

>>54355

Thanks. What are you up to?


 No.54360

>>54358

It really has been garbage today


 No.54363

>>54358

They're all pretty much the same.


 No.54364

>>54359

Scanlating Kiniro Mosaic volume 8. Someone else had provided a translation a while back and I am typesetting.


 No.54365

File: 02583cc91ee5a56⋯.jpg (1.21 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, image.jpg)

Tried a patch job on a pair of pants.

Went badly, pretty sure this would get me eliminated from a kindergarten arts and crafts class.


 No.54366

>>54249

Hey cunt Canberra Neet here, how are you "Enjoying" Canberra


 No.54367

>>54365

How did that happen

Did you specifically want a benis hole


 No.54368

I'm going to go watch some little britain


 No.54369

>>54367

My pants just tear through quickly since I walk everywhere and I'm executive sized. But I liked that pair a lot and still wanted to be able to wear them around the house.

>>54368

glhf


 No.54370

File: a49b4bbbe4715ec⋯.jpg (17.66 KB, 140x470, 14:47, Generic_SpiritBottle.jpg)

went with this on the rocks, no hangover


 No.54371

>>54369

I mean how did you fuck up stiching that much

You didn't even try to bridge the gap


 No.54372

>>54370

The best drink is Dan's Goon and some Lemonaide


 No.54373

>>54336

I just fucking got back to my 2 bedroom apartment and see some cunt stole my beloved 54321. I am beyond hurt.


 No.54374

>>54364

I have no idea what that is but good on you for doing something that sounds productive. I'm on the wine.


 No.54375

>>54373

for what it's worth i didn't want it


 No.54376

>>54371

I figured it'd just tear again. I just wanted to try and cover the hole so my ass wasn't hanging out. Next time I'll try to pin the fabric in place or something so I'm not struggling with it the whole time.


 No.54377

>>54373

54321??


 No.54378

Some one needs to make a new thread I can not do it


 No.54379

>>54376

Oh, have you thought about buying new pants


 No.54380

>>54373

Have a wank in both bedrooms


 No.54381

>>54379

I've got new/spare pants, but these are really nice, comfy and hard to find.


 No.54382

>>54366

WELL FOR A START SOME CUNT STOLE THE 54321 POST I RESERVED.

Went to McDonalds for breakfast. Some cunt had a joystick plugged into his laptop.

Might go out tomorrow night.


 No.54383

>>54365

Why bother patching the hole? Let the rest of society enjoy the sight of your penis.


 No.54385

Check catalogue for new thread if link not posted boys


 No.54386

>>54378

I trust one of the more responsible neets will step up and do this, while I post useless shit for the last few remaining posts.


 No.54387


 No.54388

>>54383

It's too small, it will only bring shame to myself. I mean slightly more shame than usual.




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