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Hows it been NEETs

Have you been holding up

We're all going to make it


Old bread



Well there is always 55555





nah i've reserved that sorry m8


I doubt the Cookie edition will stay



>imply I'll let you


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what did ya buy at maccas





i'm thinking about what picture to use hmmmmmmmm



2 sausage mcmuffins, 2 hash browns, 1 lg coffee



big boy



You big stinky bastard



>sausage mcmuffins

Great taste. I love those things.


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Still thinking about Joan Rivers.




ive returned to my room without dinner. cant bring myself to wander around looking for somewhere to eat.



Willing to tell us why you're in Canberra?



ACSC and BSides



Wait you're CBR anon, so I'm guessing that's the Braddon Maccas the one under a hotel



I want to jerk off all over her plastic face and plastic tits.



So a Necrophillia fetish?



It was



Fair enough, have you had a drive yet



I am here without a car.



No, like back in time.




I want to fuck a simulacra of her in our glorious post-singularity future.



Can't really think of shit, All I can really say is Coles is in the Canberra Centre so you can cook a meal or at least buy those $3 meals



>Not a Female Monk



I found a few places on a walk this morning that look interesting. Bent Spoke, that burger place you mentioned, some french place an old colleague mentioned, etc. Just have to psych myself up and cross the threshold.



Yeah, they really are the greatest. Should be the official neet breakfast. To be eaten at 10:29 in the morning while wearing tracksuit pants.


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How big is the file you have on me?


Few of you blokes really abuse brainlet wojak posting



It's just the yank flag VPN.



What you need is a penis prosthetic to naturally enhance your penis's dimensions. Walk around with that sticking out of a hole in your pants.



Does the apartment have a kitchen/kitchenette?



Grow up



That's the only brainlet pic I've got, and rarely post it.



I meantioned Broad Burger which is a fair bit away, being on the other side of the lake



It does. Microwave, regular oven, and full size fridge/freezer



ah ok. must have confused it with something called grease monkey or something like that


Just slipped under the covers my big stinky mates



Well there's opportunity to cook your own meals and save some money if you can be bothered. I hope to see more pics of your stay as I've never been to the ACT.


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Did one of you guys pay to advertise on his fridge?

I miss Archieposting, let's bring him back.


The new thread isn't any better than the last one. What say we go to #74 and try again?


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John will be joining you shortly.



Contribute something of value then and stop complaining you jobless cunt.


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I'm a big strong executive

John could not over power me



just give it time.


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How many times have you reported for duty to the Colonel in the past week? What missions did he give you?

Me: Twice: The big cheese, and a streetwise feast.



Filthy pervert


Quads and cheesecake commits suicide this year



Are you Zangief from street fighter?



How do you rate the big cheese? I bought a double tender burger today and they didn't even put mayo on it. And yet again the chips were below average.


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disappointing tbh. The greatest burgers on the fast food market at this time are hungry jack's grill masters.




I liked it







I'm still keen to give the Maccas wankyu a try. The fiery anus is still top of the ladder imo.


A truly terrible review



When Cheesy gets his licence he will run you down in his NEET-mobile.



not that anon, but what does an average NEET mobile look like?





Just got desperate for some yous



mine is grey, but was silver when I got it. I didn't like the silver colour so I never washed it


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I saw this and don't know what to do with it.



consider deleting it :~D



fast food is too expensive


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IKTF, but using such a highly regarded NEET for your fix is unacceptable.


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It really is. Red Rooster has a new lamb roll meal deal for $10, which could just about get you a 1kg leg of lamb that would last several meals. KFC's current $2 large chips deal is still overpriced given you can get a kilo of frozen chips for the same price from a supermarket. Convenience and depression plays a large part in us NEET's decision making.




Fast food is for normies tbh. NEETs are happy with whatever shit, as long as it's a good price. I honestly can't tell the difference between HJ hashbrowns and store bought hashbrowns anyway.


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>NEETs are happy

Quite the opposite is true. We accept what we're given though not necessarily happy with it.



Once I figure out how to replicate the McDonalds Sausage and Egg McMuffin, I will be a complete man.

$3 for 10 hashbrowns overrides any quality concerns.


I was able to reinstall windows but pretty soon all the blue screen errors came back. Fortunately I was able to clean up a bit so there shouldn't be much on there to embarrass me if the repair guy sees it. I will take it to get fixed tomorrow.

I am reduced to phone posting now. Terrible.



Archieluxury was posted on /aus/ a while back. There was discussion on his trips to SEA and Japan. He had a breakdown before the Japan trip.



What a disgusting post.



Maybe some people aren't happy with it. You could probably go buy fast food but i think most people will be perfectly fine eating store bought food.


I wish I could produce something as good as a wicked wing at home.



Smashed a bottle of wine and feel nothing. Time for beer, KFC, a movie then sleepl. Hope your lives are better than mine.


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Late-night dinner because I couldn't be fucked to "cook" earlier.

One egg, Maggie's Noodles because Coles doesn't stock generic anymore and some veggies.

Truly the quintessential NEET feed.


>phone posting

A terrible fate, and no life for a NEET. Hang in there, bud.


Good luck with this. A whole bottle and nothing? Aye, bad tidings.



I know that feel brother. I went from sadness to numbness. I just want the sadness back, at least that was something.



Nice simple meal, I had some maggi laksa noodles myself, added some snow peas, spring onions and chilli, lovely.



That meal looks pretty nice.


I feel like a disgusting slob every time i eat it, but anyone want to know how to make NEET pizza?

It's really cheap and makes you feel just as shitty as the real thing!



>NEET pizza

For me, a NEET pizza is Dr Oetker pepperoni or spinach.



I've found the cheapest way to be to grab a $3 Woolies pizza, nuke it for 6-7 minutes in an convection oven, throw like 5 slices of processed cheese on it, a handful of mushrooms and maybe some extra tomato pasta, nuke for an extra 3 minutes.

Feeds 1. Banned in 3 states and New Zealand. Pairs well with a lukewarm 1.75L bottle of 75 cent generic brand sugar-free soda.



>A whole bottle and nothing?

Not after 10L of goon over the weekend. Nice looking meal btw.


Someone remind me why we exist again





Thank you, NEETs, it went down well. Sometimes worth the effort to add stuff and not just cook it with the flavouring in the water then drink it like a stew.


Goodnight, valued e-friends.



Night, Neeto. Have a good one.



Are you me?

Maybe you've already got this figured out friendo.



Goodnight matey.



We must continue to pile our NEET knowledge to live frugally, for good or ill.



I can't endorse sugar-free soda. That is for skellies.


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I bought 6 of these for $2 each.

They have roast beef in a packet, sauce, powder and chilli sauce.

I put a pack of frozen vegetables in the microwave and then put them in the noodles.

Easy lunch or dinner.



Anyway NEET pizza. This only costs roughly $10 and it makes about 5 servings.

1. Go grab some shitty mission wraps (flat bread will do too i guess)

2. Get some BBQ or tomato sauce (you probably have this laying around anyway)

3. Grab some shit quality deli ham and salami for cheap

4. Grab some cheese (this is the most expensive item)

5. Take sauce and put on wrap (this is the base)

6. Place shitty ham and salami on base

7. Cover with cheese

8. Put in preheated oven at 200c

9. Wait about 10 minutes then pull that disgusting abortion out

10. Enjoy your shitty existence

You know after writing this out i realize what a fucking disgusting human i am, but hey maybe someone will enjoy this.



I realize calling this "Pizza" is a stretch but whatever.



Good shit, NEET! Well thought out. I'm sure it's absolutely hideous, I will have to give it a try.


Good thinking for when you want some nice at a nice price.


Woolies brand shit and indomie mei goreng keeps me alive


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Good night friends.



Night friendo



Night-night, NEET.



Good night neet.


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I have a much superior physique to most guys at my gym. I've been thinking of having a session at peak hour (5PM or so) and then hitting the open showers afterwards with a carefully calibrated half-erection to shame the other men.


- I get penismogged even with a chubby and feel like killing myself

- Everyone else has a better body because only the most confident guys use the open showers

- I can't maintain the erection around other men and so I have to close my eyes and desperately think about porn to get hard again, except it goes too far and now I'm fully erect in a public shower. I get thrown out and banned


- Making people feel badly about themselves

- Seeing one of the gym regulars and making him think he's small in comparison, which will penistimidate him into agreeing whenever I ask to use the equipment he's on

What do you neets think?



i like avocado and childen on a sandwich

costs like nothing best food ever

tortilla wraps with random meet and cheese is good too

it all turns to shit anyways



Fuck off, tips-fedora NEET



What an amazingly autistic plan. I think it's too risky tbh, you don't get much out of it really and you risk looking like a raging homosexual in the open showers.



This is one of the worst plans I've ever seen presented on the NEETgen.

It's so bad from idea to execution, it just might work.



After a bit more thought, my penis usually stays flaccid but inflated for a while after a wank, so I could just fap in the bathroom stall and then walk to the shower. That removes the risk of an inappropriate erection.





>tfw inflated



it's an impressed kind of



where is everyone?



feeling inflated



Painting. Feeling drowsy as fuck, probably to be expected running on 2 hours of sleep.



Having a wank






Wishing i had a drink



Tie a rubber band around your cock and balls to stay erect longer.


>>54444 (checked)

Nice quads, NEET, but I really hope cheesy is gonna be ok.

I hope he makes some new videos soon.



Wish I knew. It's just been floating around in my reaction images folder forever.



Random old blonde woman?



Have you considered that wanting to show other men your penis is gay?



That sounds right.



The cookie edition wouldve been awesome



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Haven't posted much over the last few days. I am just feeling really blackpilled after reading about the Chinese encroachment into the south China sea and most recently Vanuatu.

We are literally going to be a Chinese colony in a few decades and not through any war.

I don't understand how our (((politicians))) can have such little care and regard for their own people.

I am so sick of the media pushing the (((big Australia))) meme as well, a lot of normies seem to be holding against it but still the traction it has received is quite confronting.

17 Arabs dead and 100+ killed by Israel and no media attention. (((They))) fire 8 missiles into Syria and it all gets swept under the rug as soon as the U.S. institutions say it wasn't them.

Fuck everything, /pol/ was more right than I want to give them credit for. This isn't a stupid neckbeard conspiracy this is reality.

I'm really fucking blackpilled tonight lads, I almost wouldn't mind if Kimmy set off a nuke as at least we'd have some fun shitposting for a few hours and all this tension regarding our future decline wouldn't end up eventuating.



This is why I don't follow politics anymore, just try and focus on a hobbie or something else you enjoy before it's all taken away.



This is why i asked about Europe in the last general. AU is fucked, there is no future. If i wasn't already at rock bottom reading the news every day would make me depressed.



>We are literally going to be a Chinese colony in a few decades

Nah mate, we're going to be a Muslim country in a few decades.




she looks like 25



I think you're right, as much as I am against everything is happening I just feel there is no meaningful channel to even do anything.

Liberal and Labor have the status quo on deadlock and the current trajectory is big Australia China 2.0

Normies are normies. That's it and that's all they'll ever be, useless to ever solve anything.

I think true enlightenment in a variety of contexts but due to the context I'm speaking of now politically, is to be aware of what is going on yet realize you are powerless to stop it and will only cause yourself detriment by choosing to be bothered by it.



>is to be aware of what is going on yet realize you are powerless to stop it

Yep, this is pretty much the same conclusion I have come to. You can be "red pilled" all you want, know the truth and so on, but you are powerless to do anything about it, then you stop caring.



The black pill.

The black pill.

The black pill.



I would say Europe is mixed, U.K./Germany/France/Belgium/Sweden and the PIGS countries all face far greater problems and future conflicts than we do. The Baltic states in particular seem really promising (I think Gondola is from Latvia), as does Denmark/Norway/Finland and a lot of eastern European countries like Poland/Hungary/Czech etc., obviously issues there too but I think in a few decades economic measures will be the last consideration in anyone's minds.


0 chance, they're too low IQ and unorganized. There is no major Middle Eastern power to provide outside political support or resources, look at the Shia vs Sunni dichotomy for one - They all hate each other and as oil drops off from a financial standpoint will be even less relevant than they are now. They're a pretty easily controlled brown consumer underclass, exactly what (((they))) want for those who don't belong in the technocracy.



The pills are manufactured and they make a profit from us taking any of them.



We're going to be a Muslim country because we keep bringing them in and giving them welfare while they outbreed us, not because they're intelligent (lmao) or politically organized (besides bombings / trucks of peace).



This muzzies in this country have a rather low birth rate.



Yea i was looking at eastern Europe, specifically poland. Looks nice enough and currently AUD is 2x polish currency, so it's cheap.



Census 2016 data show that mudslimes in Australia have an average of 3.03 births per woman, while the average for all women in Australia is 2.02 births per woman.

We're fucked, m8.



Begome gadolig and move to Boland. The winters probably suck and I'd miss the ocean.



I'm not worried, the Chinese pose a bigger threat.



This tbh


lol what a champion




Chinks aren't going to bomb you or run you over though. They're just going to continue making housing even more unafforable.



>Chinks aren't going to bomb you or run you over though

It's a very real possibility in the future.


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>Chinks aren't going to … run you over



Either way, all this talk about gooks and muzrats, nothing can be done about it, just have to wait and see how things pan out.



Chinks will run you over because of their incompetence at driving, not for Allah.


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Nothing you can do. Australia's chickenshit politicians have been shipping the country around as a vassal to the highest bidder for decades while pushing the multi-culturalism and privatization meme.

In the meantime this is like the ant worrying himself sick about the monsoon. Nobody is going to revolt until the Chinks fuck up and try pulling some Philippines-level bullshit.


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I really don't like ArchieLuxury, watched his videos before.

Very uncomfy guy, definition of a failed normie and I think his kids are hapa too



Cold > Sun

And i honestly don't go to the beach that much, might miss the ocean views.


Night friends



good night



night m8, I've stayed up too late



Why should you care about a bunch of sandniggers and jews fighting?

This is the problem, paying attention to media in the first place. I've felt much better disregarding that stuff because.

a) /pol/ as well as the alt-right are just infighting

b) /pol/ themselves, despite spiting the alt-right which they should, can't organize shit themselves

c) they continue to want consumer culture, christianity and idealize pre 1960's America which will never come back

d) they constantly post anime reaction images yet will REEE at a white/asian couple


The only /pol/ related stuff I follow is Varg Vikernes because I saw him posted here a few times. He has a quick video format and offers simple solutions. I'm still a NEET but have started gardening due to him.


Well that last painting completely flopped. They do that sometimes, what can you do.

I'm gonna try doing what a NEET told me kingdom fuck ago to do and try posting on /loomis/.


Good morning neets. Any plans to turn your life around today? I'm going to try being diet-neet for a day. Also, what happened with first aid neet yesterday? Did he complete his training course? Did he mouth-to-mouth any qts?


Good morning NEETs.


>Any plans to turn your life around today?

Nah, nothing today.


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Hi /ausneets/ maybe you can help me.

I'm looking for the name of an 2000's australian TV reality show, it's about an australian guy travelling around the world to do challenges, a bit like Wildboyz.

Does someone have it? I've already try requests chans.



But then you might have bits of jizz dribbling out of your dick while you're strutting around naked in public.

Perhaps you could wipe little stringy bits of jizz onto your rivals to assert your dominance.


wakey wakey NEETs.


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Morning NEETs. Make as many little girls as you can jealous.






Good morning friends, Hope you all slept alright.

I forgot to say good night last night because I fell asleep when I watching little britain and then when I woke up most of you had already gone to bed.


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I might do some shopping and I need to call the job provider people.

First aid went ok I guess, I passed. No mouth to mouth with any qt's unless you like the rubberised variety



Maybe 'Who Dares Wins'.


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Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is what you are thinking of.

>childhood feels


quiet NEETs



Just have an assessment to smash out and a gym session, might do some cooking and go for a neetwalk too.

Feeling pretty positive and good today which is a welcome change.




Morning Karen


Quiet as a grave. When they buried him, they had to make a little hill on his grave to cover his bulge properly


Ten minutes before the PC Shop opens and I can call them about my fucked computer. I decided to call first rather than just rock up unannounced with it under my arm.

I also noticed my drain is blocked. Shit water has been running down the driveway after overflowing the drain. So I will have to call a plumber too.

It is going to be a busy day. Just the kind I don't like.



RIP Monk


Ya yeet ma NEETs


>tfw depressed



big stinky neet. dan's. have a goon. have a wank. have a wank +/ goon. tfw depressed, impressed, refreshed. NEETgang. NEETlyfe. karen. brainlet wojak. UNNA. ragie wagie. bogans



good post


I don't like it when the gen is quiet.


Been waiting for like two weeks for my job provider people to set up a meeting with the place I wanted to volunteer at to get my hours up for my course. She was saying I need a meeting and she wants to go with. I end up ringing her yesterday and today because obviously I actually give a fuck and want it to happen. She just gives me their number. I ring and the people say just come in and you can start.

What the fuck. Made it seem so difficult and I've been stressing like a fuckhead for weeks waiting for a response.

I'm not one to give MAXgrills shit but jesus fuck, how was that so difficult that it took a month?

Anyway I start on Wednesday. She said I could come in on Monday but I have course then.



Typical incompetent job agencies.


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I hope GymNEET does his naked public shower strut with half a mongrel today and then posts results.



I wanted to do more brainstorming but it turns out that I can only go to the gym at 5PM. You'll get your report at 7PM AEST



5PM today*



5PM today so I might as well just do it rather than waiting*



5PM today so I might as well just do it rather than waiting any more days*



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LOL. Don't do it. You'll make a complete goose out of yourself and you might get your head punched in and/or get banned from the gym.



It that peak normie/chad hours?


It's stupidly warm in adelaide today NEETs. I dressed for winter weather.



Not that guy but in my experience yes absolutely. On the other hand nobody's around even at 2 or 3 pm.



Nah, I figured this out last night: I can fap before the shower which will leave my penis spongy and enlarged but not erect. No risk.





How are you getting your computer to the pc repair place?



Rub your half chub on their leg by accident and call them poofs if they say anything.


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Good morning. Might go to Bunnings and buy a few herb plants. I'm in dire need of sorting myself out.



I read that article this morning too

>they think we're just bogans with guns

Seems like a cool hobby



What are you planting them in? Have you got a herb garden tray thing or straight in the ground?



Walk in with half an erection




Walk in with a full erection




My nephew is coming over and installing Windows 10 on it instead

Just kidding I am not that NEET.



Typical NEETgang ruse








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It would, but I live in QLD


Pots, whatever's cheapest.






>Not sitting around in your underwear all day while eating tendies

You're new to this whole neet thing, aren't you?



I thought that it was strange that Vic was the only Eastern state that was ok with it. Maybe Gippsland NEETs are right in that aprt from the city it is ok.

That guy looks like a Tasmanian anyhow.



Mate this kind of weather in Adelaide is for going nude entirely and whipping yourself with crushed icecubes in a tea towel



>tfw need to go out into it to get the tendies.

not looking forward to it


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Had this stuck in my head all night last night.






Shame the NEETcommune didn't come to fruition. Would've been all organic free love on a pile of used cumdies



The NEETcommune is still a possibility, we just need the funding for it.

If I ever win the lotto I will make it a reality.



Then we can all be >tfw impressed my gymNEETs half chub



I will have a NEETgym built on the commune too, and a Dan's.


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Tell us again why you want to do this. It's the dumbest idea I've ever heard. Putting on a bizarre display of sexual aggression in a shower full of roided-up meatheads can only end in disaster. Best case scenario is that you escape a beating and are merely so humiliated that you can never go back.

If you really want to expose yourself to blokes go to a gay sauna or something.


hey neets

fuck me my main laptop went totally dead (im on another one now). like, dead dead. i opened it up to fiddle with the screen connector (flickering a bit). and when i put it back went dead.

i honestly feel like i might have statically discharged on the board or chip.

not fucking good.

any tech neets?



Yeah that shit's pretty gay, sounds like he has some sort of fetish.



Something similar happened to me with a laptop and it too was gone forever



honestly feel like that's the case. gayest part is that the ssd is luks encrypted and i don't have any more linux hardware in the house to get into it (virtual boxes have been cunts). >>54610

not fucking good



It's a good idea. He will be the head honcho afterwards.


Was real keen to go get some tendies and juice but now cant be fucked, the weather's shocking



im too poor for tendies atm. scraping the bottom of the tendie barrel at home.


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>go into kfc to get a tendie box before bed

>there is literally nothing inside the bain marie thing where they keep the food

>go to order my tendies

>umm yeah sorry we dont have any and we don't know when they'll be ready

>ok can i get a zinger box or something

>umm yeah we dont have any wicked wings

>just turn around and leave

>they're the only place open in this shitty area

>go home and make a vegemite sandwich

fuck these stupid cunts i've been fucked around the for the last time


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Good to hear that you are all ready to go with the volunteering mate. It sounds like typical incompetence from your job agency. I know you were worried about how long it was taking too.


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which one of you racists wrote this review



I just got back from the PC place. I drove. I parked around the corner even though there were parks free right in front of the shop. I got too stressed by the traffic to park there though.

I paid an $88 deposit to have it diagnosed. They will call me once they know what is wrong with it. And then getting it fixed will cost more. I will not have it back before Friday at the earliest. The guy said it may take until next week.

I am stuck phone posting. Not happy at all. I don't know what to do with myself without a PC to stare at.

I bought some ice cream to calm me down. It is cooling me down too. It was hot out there.



what dummy cant find a kfc within a 35 min drive of them


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The hall to the gym will be lined with Dan's and KFC's, each staffed with Karens. Every time you try to walk to the gym, the Karens will implore you to set aside your chad ways and binge eat/get drunk instead. It'll be like how those christians picket abortion clinics and try and stop women from get abortions by yelling at them.



This is the future.


I phoned the plumber and he is coming after lunch. He didn't sound pleased when I described the shit water and toilet paper overflowing down my driveway.

I withdrew $450 to pay him. I hope it won't cost more than that. I don't have much more to hand.



i'm more of a cellarbrations and local chinese joint kind of guy




Your access to the NEET commune has been denied.



they dont have a dan murphys near me and i dont have a car




Cheers bud. Yeah the longer they/I leave it the more I will have to do in one big lump.


>next week.

Jeez mate, don't ree too much.

My internet was off for a few hours the other day and I couldn't remember what I did without it before I had it. We get so attached to tech shit that that becomes all we know how to do.


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But Cellarbrations helps me celebrate!



I hate cash, I only pay with the card these days.

Working with stinky NEET poo on a day like toady would be fucked. But that is the way of the wagie. Look at him through the window in the a/c while eating icecream.



c'mon mate i think we all agree that liquorland is the only enemy



Thirsty camel and sip and save are ok but booze brothers is number 1.



Dan expects you to struggle, each journey to Dan's should be a pilgrimage.





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Try Liquor Market, tbh. Just look for the gigantic inflatable drop of piss on the roof.


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Dan is a Jealous god and will accept no other liquor stores before him. Any neets committing apostasy will be struck by an iron bar from heaven.




The plumber just came. He couldn't find something called an inspection point and said it was probably buried under the driveway. So he called SA water since the inspection point is their responsibility and they will send someone here to raise it and if it is blocked at the inspection point SA water will unblock it and it won't cost me anything. I asked the plumber if I had to pay him for coming out and he said no and gave me a form to sign that lets him charge SA water for his time instead of me. so I might get the whole thing done for free.



That's good news.


SA water guy is here he is using a metal detector to find the inspection point.



Diagnosis is: Big NEET poo blocking the pipes.


Bad news neets. The SA water guy dug up the inspection point and it wasn't blocked so he told me that meant the blockage was on my property and it was my responsibility to pay a plumber to do it.

I phoned my plumber back and he is coming in an hour.



>metal detector

Lock your doors if he starts talking about crabs and buckets


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Back from my trip to Bunnings. Had to get fuel beforehand and put air into tyres - I decided on the (((premium))) as the car has been sluggish of late - $1.60/L (God-damn school holidays!). I lost a valve-cap while putting air into one tyre, it went under the car and sort of to the center of the wheel where I tried to but couldn't reach and was now panicking because another car pulled up behind mine so said to myself "fuck it" and left nursing a sore overstretched shoulder.

I went into Bunnings planning on getting 4 varieties of herb but after putting them into a trolley I was overwhelmed with anxiety at the thought of having to look after so many plants so I put back two and felt much better. Bought Subway on the way back home and it was really nice being spoken to nicely by the two qts that served me, one was a very slim pale-skinned redhead and the other a darker-skinned brunette with a slightly fuller figure.

I've also apparently got a Tinder 'like', the first since installing the app two weeks ago. I'm reluctant to see who or what it could be, as I'm afraid it'll just be some promotional scam-bait that'll say something like "If you had our (((Premium))) service you'd get more views or whatever". I don't usually do blog-posts so thanks for reading.



Oh no.


BIG poo



Looks like a great lunch m8, I'm about to go make a shake myself. Really fucking hot today so I've been a bit lazy to be honest but still plenty of time left today.

It's funny you write about being anxious with the plants. I never go to Subway because I have no idea what to order and there doesn't seem to be any menu, I do not know what ingredients I would even want on something and one I was there and panicked and the Stacie reeeed a bit. Was the pale redhead or brunette nicer?

You should update us with the Tinder situation, if you are that motivated to try and find something I would recommend an app called Bumble as well. Although I have not used it myself a normie on the train was talking about it the other day and apparently the girl has to message you first so it's something that you can have more on autopilot.


The depression just kicked in


I'm lonely mates


>tfw depressed

I think my mate has a gf



When I have my PC back and don't have to type on this stupid phone I will tell you the story of the sperg out I had at Subway once when I was trying to order.



How do you only think but not know? And how do you have friends?



I don't have the courage to try putting air in my tires.



He's the last mate I've kept from hs. It's his day off. He send me a Snapchat off two take away coffees on his cars dash. I'm at a loss as to who he could be having coffee with, he has been on tinder a lot lately.


I finished year 12 in 2011



2010 here. I've worked a total of 6 months in the past 8 years. lol



I've worked less than two years in that time.of the majority of the time that has passed I was having an extreme bludge on uni student bux.



2004 here I didn't even do year 12



What's being in your thirties like?



No different from when I was in my 20s tbh, just a little less stupid I guess.





>tfw finished year 12 in 2013





Wish I had a pajeet mate


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I wanna do something nice for a neet



Shout us all a goon.



I can send you a Dan's gift card


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Do we have any cookingNEETs?

I have a feeling we'll all be living off meatloaf every day in the NEETcommune


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Actual pajeet before photoshopping


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Just maggi noodles and dr oetker pizzas for me.



please spoiler



Only when the immigration department does.


The plumber is back. His missus is acting as his assistant.



Do you have a missus?



Sounds like they're going to have a shitty time.



Thank you. Did you get the new Kit-Kat shake from Hungry Jacks? Neither of the two Subway qts stood out from the other, they were both pleasant in their own way. Never heard of this Bumble so will check it out later.


Kick it back out with happy thoughts and forced smiles


Have you cunts done anything productive today?

Just a minute ago I pushed my anxiety aside and wrote the dates of my uni exams onto a calendar. It's halfway through the semester already but I feel less anxious now that I can see what's approaching.



She wanted to see a NEET in its natural habitat.



Someone needs to make a version of Struggle Street but for our kind of NEET


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>Have you cunts done anything productive today?





Sorry m8s, that's not it, it was the TV presenter himself who did all the stunts.

I remember the guy was kinda bald in his 30's or 40's and I'm 100% sure it was in the 2000's, not the late 1990's.

At the end of every episode there was some kind of score like Australia 1 - World (or the name of the country maybe) 0.



Not really. I had a fairly long walk through Bunnings and I'm counting that as my daily cardio workout.



>Have you cunts done anything productive today?

iced a broken toe


The plumber has gone, the sewer is unblocked. There were some tree roots just a few metres down. It cost me $175 which wasn't too bad. I got him to fix a leaky tap while he was here too.



>It cost me $175

Not bad.



How did you break it?



Yes I was expecting it to be more.



Plumbers, Electricians, Mechanics, and Dentists scare the shit out me with prices.



Might go for a long neet walk this evening. It's good that we're moving into cooler, less UV saturated weather. Neet walks used to energise me, as I'd have a chance to think about things I wanted to do in the future. But nowadays mainly just think about politics and jewish conspiracies and crap, and it's all depressing.



Yes some of them take advantage and charge way too much. I got charged $650 to install a reverse cycle air conditioner and it was a very simple install.



can't remember, blacked out. think i opened a door on it



A good long walk sounds like a good idea. Try and get all that political nonsense out of your head and out of your life.



Was it booze that caused you to black out? If so then you need to sort yourself out.



Any more info, even what channel it was on?


The weather is sort of getting cooler where I am, at least in the mornings but still sitting around 30 for the remainder of the day. Go for your walk.


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Another binge and purge session over



>If so then you need to sort yourself out.

nahhhh it'll be fine



That's why I don't bother with any of them

t. Toothless hobo



It might be the fuller figured subway girl.



>an app called Bumble

That sounds like an app where NEETs talk about how much spaghetti they've lost.



>tfw haven't been to dentist in over 10 years

My teeth are okay, a few stains here and there but no pain or black holes anywhere, I've recently been brushing my teeth three times a day because I'm paranoid though.



>implying NK will share



I like there is the note in that pic. I don't trust pepe.



>get gf

>make her play with poo

>for free

top bloke



I have slept for about 3 hours under the a/c and watched one episode of little britain. I did some washing this morning. I just went out to get it off the line and the weather is pretty far out, looks like a dust storm over Adelaide.

Now I'm eating coconut and lychee timtams




yeah, that's ok. Did the plumber missus look like she had fun?


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Strayan goon is the best in the world, no risk.



that stuff is gutrot


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Les is a charlatan, he only drinks goon from a bottle.



Heh, imagine the look of disappointment on her face when the foot-long she was hoping for turns out to only be a 6-inch sub.


Only brush 2 times a day but rinse mouth after every meal with water. I haven't been to a dentist in at least 5 years.


The weather in Adelaide is pretty awesome. I can't recall seeing a dust storm here before.

I'm thinking there will be a power out tonight. It's not heaps thick but it is blocking out most of the blue sky.



Can you take pics for us?



The plumber missus was trying too hard to look like she knew what she was doing and didn't mind doing it. The plumber kept calling her sweetheart.


>Right, gotta do a NEETshop

>next bus back out of the area is in an hour

“Well that’s fine I’ll just-“

>Miss it

>Next bus, another hour

Fuck me.



I went out to try and take some pics but I couldn't get any that looked like anything, it just sort of looks over cast in the pics but there aren't any clouds, it's all dust.

Apparently it's from a high pressure system sent down from the cyclone up north.



She is a sweetheart.



He drinks bottled wine when the Great Australian Taxpayer is footing the bill. I'll wager he's put away many a cask back home at Chez Paterson.


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Who's afraid of a little dust?


Today I called the PC Shop, dropped my PC off there, went shopping at Woolies where I interacted with three different staff including the manager because no-one could find the lids for the plastic storage containers I wanted to buy. Then I phoned the plumber, he came around and then left. Then I talked to the SA water guy,then phoned the plumber again and dealt with him when he came back.

It might not be much for a normie but for me it was a big day and it has left me feeling drained and unsettled. I do not know how I am going to be able to get over this state I am in where anything other than being alone all day causes me distress.



No worries, might see some vision of it on tonight's news broadcast.


Did you see her 'plumber's crack'?


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I didn't notice a front on it, it just slowly creeped in as far as I could tell


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Fucking (((alffie))) I feel like killing myself more than usual.



She was wearing these tight leggings the sort I think the kids call yoga pants. I kept my glances chaste at all times. My eyes did not go where they had no business going.



They guy has an L plate…driving into a dust storm or tornado that size really should be an instant fail.


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>My eyes did not go where they had no business going.



Take any creep-shots for me?



Have a wank



>they want 50s consumer culture

Maybe the AUT kike

But I want natsoc or at least 50s labour party


>internet has been so slow can literally only browse the general and occasionally refresh the news




Either way were fuckef


>tfw extremely depressed


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Everything will be okay.



You're delusional.



potentially racist wojak


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N-no, it's all going to work out fine.



It might for some of you, but life hasn't worked out from the moment I was conceived.



Your expectations are too high.


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Not good.


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>wanting to be happy



>tfw can't remember what true happiness feels like.



At the time it didn't feel like that.


what should the next NEET rap be?


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rap about feels



I watched it a long time ago on a french channel called Planète Choc. I don't know the original channel unfortunately.

If it might help I particulary remember the Thailand episode where he bet on a spider fight and another episode (I don't remember which country) where he grill and eat a road killed animal.


Have any of you NEETs been to a Breadtop store? They have really nice breads there.



haven't heard of such a place to be tbh



Hey knew you could afford it being on centrelink and all


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Well done brother, another center meter on the waistline is another victory for the executives


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>found a guy who does music commissions at like $20 a minute to replace the Kevin MacLeod music in my reviews

>and a pixel artists I know decided they're going to redo my pop-up tooltips because the original lazy pixel-style annoyed them probably

I am a blessed NEET today, my brothers.


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Dude wuuut? Is that one of those chink stores that sells seaweed doughnuts and stuff?


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>seaweed doughnuts




seaweed tastes awesome


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But I threw it all up?



Yeah, I used to go into the city with a mate and eat that shit. They have some nice stuff I need to buy a fair few different things to get a feed out of it.

Spicy beef roll (I think that's what it's called) is good, it's like mince and stuff inside the dough and I think they bake the bread with the meat already in it.



What a waste, it is still savable.


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It really doesn't sound like you're committed to your role as CEO.


I wish I could go back to my neet era.



You better eat it back up if you wish to stand against skele tyranny



I flushed the toilet hours ago


Dripping eunuch


I have become concerned at how hard I am finding life without my PC. I think I may have an addictive sort of situation there. Internet addiction too.

I am going to have to do some hard thinking about this. Maybe I need to cut myself off for a while to reset my brain.


The toilet flushed me years ago. I have been lost in the sewers ever since.



the neetgen is the underworld sewers of modern australia


There are much worse places Online than here. We are actually pretty wholesome.

I wonder if that neet really was going to strut around the gym with his dick in a semi aroused state.


Woolworths barbecue chickens smell like women's dirty period darts.


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You've just made things a whole lot worse boy…



* dirty period farts, for fuck's sake.



Have a goon



They're actually aborted pajeet babies


I'm a steadfast monkey.



Then why aren't they spicier?


It is time for gymNEET to report.

We won't be upset if you didn't do it.



I would be upset if he did do it. That neet worries me.



Because its soaked in poo sauce


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Maybe the bloke he fancies gave him a gobby in the showers while all the other guys stood around pulling themselves.


Anyone else watching the rhythmic gymnastics?



I reckon he got raped by a homosexual roid monkey.


Lol bunch of Cameroon athletes have deserted the Commonwealth games to try stay in Australia



Yeah I was reading about that, Dutton will fix them up.


visiting canberra neet here

visited a pizza place called Debacle for dinner by myself.

the name seemed fitting.

dont know whether it was because it was wednesday or just another day ending in y, but i was surrounded by young couples on dates

at one point i looked up with a mouthful of pizza and this bloke had gone to the bar or toilet and his girl was staring at me

she looked away immediately, but i suspect she was watching this executive loser stuff his face

today at the conference during morning tea an otherwise cutie with a mole on her face came and stood next to me. i was too chicken to speak so she wandered off after 5 minutes or so.

i have blisters on the balls of my feet. thin socks and dress shoes can go fuck themselves.

i miss not being able to check this place during the day



was in the same room as ol dutto today


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It's possible.



>Heh, imagine the look of disappointment on her face when the foot-long she was hoping for turns out to only be a 6-inch sub.

coulda sworn i made this joke like 4 weeks ago…



You should have ate their dinner while the bf went to the toilet


Why don't we have gfs?



cant speak for anybody else, but:



socially retarded



cant even fake a personality



wgat is that? it look rude



NEETs don't have gfs.



That is a bit depressing mate.



It a female condom. When NEETs all get gf2018 they can tell the girls to stick them in their love canals.



what stops them turning inside out when tge bloke pulls his donger out?


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>spent my entire DSP backpay on scratchies



living it is worse than reading about it



Too busy raping



Didn't you have a gf once?



Come over here and I'll show you.



What a waste, have you scratched them yet? win anything?



Had a couple, waste of time that was



What went wrong?



He had a gf.



Maybe he raped them



Did you really get DSP?


Any good sales at Coles?


I don't understand Tinder. I got a 'like', and just logged in and 'liked' the first profile that showed up. I have no idea if that profile was the one that 'liked' me or not. God I'm so desperately lonely.



Vow of celibacy here. Actually, I think the real reason is demographics there just aren't enough young single women to go around, so somebody has to lose out



Got sick of them, the problem is their people with needs and I don't really give a shit about them



Maybe if you could bring yourself to care more about others it would ease the emptiness inside you.


I've got a centrelink appointment to see a social worker on friday. Haven't asked for help in a long time, not expecting much either. At least I'm doing something eh?



Sounds like a good move mate. What specifically are you looking to get help with?



I'm probably going to do the same thing later in the year..



Guidance basically. When everything seems out of reach you start believing there's nowhere else you can get to. Life on the scrapheap™


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Has any of youse neets bought into the ww3 meme?



>Life on the scrap heap

That should be the title and theme of neet gang's next rap.



You have to go in and sit around for an hour before you can see someone who can make the appointment (or wait on the phone for an hour).


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It's not like they'll nuke my town or anything… sadly.



How did it come about? Did you literally ask for one?



Nah Kimmie has backed the fuck down

Putin showed himself to be a jew lover

Won't happen



That doesn't bother me too much, I'm specifically going to see if they can put me in touch with a disability job service provider, being on the DSP is is wearing thin for me, even if I could work a few days a week or volunteer somewhere would liven things up a bit.



>NEET gang's next rap

We rap about how nobody is envious of our poorfag lifestyles and not banging all dem bitches and ho's



They do shit all, you'd be better off just applying for millions of jobs on SEEK


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Fucking normies and their bullshit.



Perhaps, I'm just going to give it a go and see what happens, If things don't work out then I will accept my place on the scrapheap.



Oh the Irony from Mr "I fucking hate white people and want them to die out but will never tell them"


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please tell me that's fake



These fake-tweeters need the rope treatment



Wait you beleived the Media's lies that Trump was a puppet of Russia

It was a classic Bait and switch

Reminder that Israel controls Cambridge Analytica



>Good luck m8

Last year I went to one all they mostly just got me to apply for online volunteer ads. I did some, green army, recycling, events but it was all too physical. The only proper work experience they gave me was 8hours unloading a truck ( I've only got one arm - FFS).

Not meaning to put you off, I will probably try again too at a different place… one that isn't as shit.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Here is a comfy world war 3 documentary-type thing from the 90s, it's basically a cold war gone hot scenario, I also recommend watching the docudrama Threads from 1984.



Who would win WW3?



Yep, wlaked in and asked. If the reffos and druggies and ex-crims can get heaps of help why can't we?



U.S and friends, but at a massive cost.



I don't know how much you should expect a social worker to help. I have a feeling they can do more for people who are not as intelligent as you. Smarter people already know most of what they will say.


Hope we get drafted



We are going to have to fight the Chinese in the jungles of Vietnam and Thailand. how troublesome.



Probably a Russo-Sino Alliance

I honestly don't think western millitaries will be united enough and there would be mass Desertion as well as Civil unrest and (at least in America) War


Anyone ever eat Tegel chicken tenders?



Tbh I probably would try and get out of it by saying I object to the war



>Rock bottom

That place somewhere in between sticking a knife in your own neck or going to see a centrelink social worker lol



Even if this were to happen, it all ends in the same result, nuclear war, and in that case the U.S will but the western world will be plunged back into the dark ages, Russia and China will be even more worse off.



will win*



I once did this, except the next bus was 3 fucking hours away. I did it more than once actually because I'm a colossal failure.


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Goodnight NEETs



Nighty night oriental girl enthusiast.



Well keep in mind a NatSoc state no matter how small has a decent chance of being formed in the aftermath and has the abillity to challange a weakened Russia



Russia won't be a problem ever again after a nuclear war, it probably wouldn't even exist, the people who survive would probably start to form small feudal states.



Night, Nip-neeto.



I do predict that for most of the west, I mean Riverina could become a country and WA definantly would

Though I think China being the bugmen they are will either be entirely eradicated or still China With a couple states broken off



Just go on in the evenings after dinner/6PM until you can control yourself again.


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>tfw it's real

I'm genuinely worried now.



You expect the greatest lover of Israel to be any different?


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>tfw not sure if Vladonald Drumph is doing this to continue killing the "Russia hacked the election" meme and appeal to dumb neo-con boomers for the mid-terms or if he is genuinely just dumb as fuck and believes Assad gassed his own people (Despite not having done it the first 2 times) because some Jew in DC told him that's what happened.

We live in interesting times.



hopefully it happens fast and soon.


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I hope it does too, but I would like at least a 24 hour warning so I could have one last NEETparty, and then when shit hit the fan I'll be in a gooncoma.


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>anon sleeps through the happening

Meanwhile at the NEETparty


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>mfw sitting on the roof knowing that although I will soon be gone, so will the hordes of boomers, chinkys, normies and (((them))) as we are all washed away to renew everything



Mate the facts are on the table and while maybe Vlad tried to influence and control Trump

He failed, miserably

See Trump has the strongest ties to Israel of any us President and that by no means is easy

My hypothesis is the election was rigged as Trump still while easily manipulated has a sound mental state

Hillary was a complete wild card and could of done something unexpected at any point

Israel didn't like the risk so they and Kusner rigged the election



Keep in mind rural areas are fine



It's not really about that for me. It might be shocking but right now i'm not even technically a NEET. I just come here because i don't have any friends, i do my work and come home and that's it. Nothing more and nothing less. You people here understand me though, so i stick around.

Honestly i just don't care if the world is blown up, i think it would be for the better anyway. My existence isn't really that important, and if everyone else dies as well it's a win scenario.



In the event of nuclear war even if Australia wasn't hit we'd all still be fucked beyond belief.



>not being a NEET without any friends




iktf about not fitting in anywhere, while I am not a wagie my lifestyle is equally as boring and uneventful.

Do you wish you were a NEET at times? Or a Unicuck which we have a few of? The grass definitely always seems greener on the other side.



All our major cities, some larger rural towns and military bases will be hit, with multiple warheads.

The goal is to prevent the enemy and allies from ever recovering.



I lived the NEET life for a time. I reached peak sadness and decided i was ready to kill myself, no matter what.

It's been a few months and now i just don't feel anything, so i go day to day getting whatever i was supposed to be getting done.


I don't really mind the asians and normies is what i was supposed to say before, not that load of shit about not being NEET. That kinda just came out on it's own.



Australia can cope without Sydney, Melbourne and Canberra

Also keep in mind Australia would only be threatened by itself, any nukes from China, NK or Russia could be detected

Europe and America are a bit more fucked

And Japan is triple fucked



>any nukes from China, NK or Russia could be detected

This is the case for any country, the only difference is we have nothing that can stop them.



I don't think you understand what would happen if multiple nuclear bombs went off.

The entire climate would be changed, the weather would be radically different. Farming and agriculture would collapse, electricity grids would go offline. Mainly water sources would become contaminated. That is just scratching the surface.

It's not as single as living outside a capital city and surviving.



I feel it wouldn't even matter if we could stop them. Once a single nuke is fired then multiple others would be fired by multiple other countries, it would be too late.



Yep, we would be sent back to the dark ages.


Sorry neets, I failed. I didn't get to the gym until 7:30PM and when I walked into the communal showers after my session they were totally empty.


Early night for me. Even I can't ignore that a headache like this means too many 4 hour sleep cycles in a row.


Nobody can say it's your fault, you did what you could without loitering for longer than reasonable.


I've been thinking. I really hate work, it makes me feel quite miserable even though I only work once a fortnight or so, to get out of this I would need to go on DSP, to go on DSP I need a disability. There is probably something wrong with me that would make me hate work so much but if I outright say I hate work they will cut me off not give me DSP and even if they did they would give me constant counselling.




I don't have much to add m8, I'm about to go to sleep - can barely keep my eyes open.

Good to get things off your chest, maybe someone more familiar with the workings of DSPbux can help.


Morning neets, I see the tweets are real. Let's try and get to #74 before the apocalypse comes.


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Was up extra early today. Took doggo for his walk at 4:30am. I am declaring it the ideal walking time. Beautiful sky full of stars, nice bright moon. Not a single normie sighted on foot or in vehicle. The only difficult thing is that you need to get up so early.



Good morning mate. I fear no apocalypse. The effects of nuclear bombs are not nearly as bad as Hollywood makes it seem.




>communal showers

Do these really exist in this modern age?



morning doggo neet!


The the spirit, a little SPF 50+ sunscreen, a hat and some sunnies and we'll be fine


morning neetbro


yes, but only in gay only gyms


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Good morning neet.


Morning big stinky neets



You watch too many movies

Yes that's scenario is possible for Australia only if every single nuke in the world was fired at us

There is only 600 or so nukes



Nuclear weapons are far worse than what is portrayed in movies, the destruction and devastation is unimaginable, also the U.S has roughly 7500 nuclear weapons, Russia has over 8000.

Even if Australia was untouched, the entire global climate would be fucked.



There's always next time.


How are you cunts still on about this nuclear shit. I didn't say anything last night and let you act like a bunch of know it all normie fucks talking about the same political shit my grandma goes on about but give it a rest now. Go to /n/ or one of the /pol/'s.

I guarantee if you didn't have the internet/ tele whatever, your life would be exactly the same. All that this changes is that it gives you a new point of discussion.



There is no need to be upset.


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>Looking forwards to the apocalypse so that I can join the lynch mobs that will roam the land, massacring non-whites once civilisation falls

>realise I'm too fat to be a useful member of any death squad


Tell us neets, how has your position as an executive neet negatively affected your life and goals?



I wouldn't know, I'm not an executive.


I just got back in from cleaning up the aftermath of my sewer overflow. I unclogged the overflow drain that was full of toilet paper, scooped up All the contaminated dirt that was around it and then hosed everything down. Then I went to the shower and hosed myself down. Hopefully that is the end of that dirty episode of my neet existence.



Good morning to you too.





Good morning NEETs. Any plans for today?



Good morning. I have no plans for the day. There is an outside chance I will get a call saying my PC has been fixed.

I think I will go back to bed for another few hours of sleep soon.



You should chop down all the trees on your property, just to make sure it never happens again. And as punishment.



>I didn't say anything last night

Keep doing that.


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join the skeles m8, we'll need you for the death squards


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Good morning to you too. I need to return the Nintendo Switch I drunkenly bought on credit, and that I simply can't afford to pay off. Then I suppose I'll pop in to Dan's and get prepped for the weekend.


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Good morning NEETs. Be sure not to push any Karens over into shallow water, as they may drown.



If you want to into real politics, I have no issue with that but what you guys are on about is just hypothetical, sensationalist internet gossip, the same shit on clickbait sights. You're on the internet, if you are that concerned with the whole situation go do some research, follow the money but if you want to just repeat the lightweight headlines, the same ones we've all seen on the news, even if you got it from an "alternate media source" you are on par with my grandmother and her level of political discourse.


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Sounds like you're what's known as a "useless eater" with no skills of any benefit to a subsistance community. You'll be among the first locked outside the barbed wire and will have to beg Aborigines for bush tucker. The irony will be delicious. The witchetty grubs less so.



*tips fedora*



t. never had a scrumptious witchetty grub



Have a wank



A rather troubling post.


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morning friends


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Good morning.



Japs are so adorably tiny.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



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or we could just sit on our asses


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True. Are they really yummy?


>tfw no OTC roids

Just be yourself, emasculated manlet…



Taste is sort of in between moreton bay bugs and goanna.



>But your smug and aggressive posting about it was just blatant attention seeking and very bad for board morale. It was a self indulgent outburst.

This is true for you too. Stop posting here.


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New strategy neets - we're all gonna bulk up, so that when the apocalypse comes, we'll have the fat reserves to survive through the lean times.



We would be hunted down and killed for our valuable blubber.



Our fat will light the lanterns and be put in perfume.



Only in death will we contribute to society.


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Sounds good.


You can make yourself useful pretty easily. Do a Cert III in horticulture at TAFE and then get some work experience at a farm or nursery or volunteer at your local botanical gardens.

When all the crops die anyway just blame nematodes.


The race war is just a diversion from the skele/executive/chad threeway.





Nonsense. The skelles will be far too weak from hunger to challenge us. After the end comes, only the biggest and the strongest will survive



Executives aren’t participating in any races, they’re free to continue.


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Our executive NEETs are being positioned as we speak to win the next Cooper's Hill Cheese-Rolling and Wake


So as it stands:

>Warchiefs of the executives



>Soldiers of the skeles




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That's the spirit!


Actually feeling refreshed this morning neets



The rest of us are useless and basically just dead weight.


I feel like fucking shit. Did some gardening for about half an hour then went to aldi. Might play some playstation and try and destroy the potential of the day.



Dead weight is all it takes to overpower feeble skelebodies



Mentally or physically?



Mentally, physically I'm not too bad today.



Me too, I feel today is going to be a great day.



It's a shit day full of shit things.



Got any plans? I'm just hoping today is a relaxing day where I don't have to exert my mind or body.



Just relaxing, finished my assessment yesterday.

Might do back and legs today then go for a nice neetwalk in the afternoon, 10AM to 2PM are the ideal times, no one out there.


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Got good news this morning NEETs.



what is it?


Supposedly the Papa New Guinean population has an average IQ of 83.


>Borderline intellectual functioning, also called borderline mental disability, is a categorization of intelligence wherein a person has below average cognitive ability (generally an IQ of 70–85),[1] but the deficit is not as severe as intellectual disability (below 70)

really makes u think



We should go there and become their scholars


What do you do after you eat and you are still bored?


Any of you NEETs enjoy chewing on masking tape to separate the glue from the paper? You end up with a wad of something like flavourless chewing gum but with a much firmer consistency.



Eat some more


Can't say I do, friend



>Eat some more

I am



Is there any more of a WHO? country than Papua New Guinea?



That's how it was on the first survivor shows. The muscle chads got got picked first but after a few eps became useless, lying around all day craving brotein. The fatties were useless at the beginning but got lean and mean. Key point, be fit to survive when the happening happens then get smothered in your sleep by a landwhale or just say fuck it and keep eating shit.


I’m a neet. I’m a neet. Time to beat my meat to some trap feet.



All of Africa



>actually falling for the tranny fetish meme




Yes but the people on Survivor weren't actually killing each other. Being a grower not a shower will not help you if a raging chadmob comes knocking



Honestly we're lucky that people from PNG and Indonesia don't want to move here en masse.


Or just get a car so you can survive apocalypse no matter what size you are.



Indonesia seems like a relatively stable country considering how poor and muslim it is


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>tfw executive sized neet driving across the post-apocalyptic wasteland in my supercharged v8 interceptor, and can't find a macca's drive through.



>you spelled cart wrong

Like when that singapore refinery blew out a few years ago showed us Adelaide burns through a ship full of unleaded every 3 days. Miss one delivery and petrol rationing starts



Quite surprising, I don't understand why our fucking idiot politicians aren't best friends with them. They're a country of over 200M that literally presents a massive buffer zone between us and China and a huge potential market if they even re-develop and get some economic growth going.



Hell have to lay traps to catch the skeles for food



laying traps is gay


Turn on playstation to play ass creed for the first time in two months, 10 mins later credits start rolling.

Didn't realise I was so close to finishing it.


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"If you give up you'll never know how close you were to finishing" - some pseud probably



which ass creed was it?

also i'd like to mention that sonys ps store is such a fucking rip off and theres only a good sale like once a year



Black flag. Has been fun.

I bought dues ex - mankind divided when I got black flag a few months ago and haven't played that yet so I'll give that a go in a bit. I have a doc appointment in 1/2 hour so I'll do that first.


Still gonna need some tips on hunting down women and speaking to them, neets. It's been almost two days without a wank and I'm feeling pretty tense, I was thinking about having a lunchtime fap but I know I'll feel unmotivated for GF2018 if I do that.

Do I just go to uni and sit down at a row of PCs next to a qt and hope she looks bored enough at some point that it's not weird to start a conversation? That seems like a really low-return way to go about it, but I can't think of anything else that suits my shit-tier social skills. Nobody wants to be bothered while they're browsing the books. I shouldn't even be doing this at uni so it needs to look completely natural, like I would be talking to a guy in the same situation but - oh gosh - it just happens that I'm next to Stacey when I feel like chatting to someone. You know?



do people really meet gfs but just approaching random women? i always thought people met gfs though friends, or jobs or just people in their class. Or at least the internet towards the bottom of the barrel.


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Any of you done one of these newstart phonecall interviews? Switching back to a jobseeker payment for the first time in years.

Truly horrifying. Phonecalls give me anxiety, would much rather do this in-person at the local centrelink office.



Yeah of course, but I don't have any friends and I'm not going to befriend people just to meet women. Maybe I need a social circle to stand a chance.



You can meet them/friends at any sort of gathering really. That includes your standard chad/stacey night club or party or even your more niche hobbyist events.


Are you actually a uni student? I had some people in the same class as me strike up conversations about random class-shit and then move on to "so what degree are you doing" "whats your commute like?" "what's your plan after uni?" that kind of normie-tier shit.



Good luck if you do try something m8


Not really unless you're Chad honestly, most normies meet girls through friends/family/jobs/people they know/parties etc.


Went and got some painkillers and had my flu vaccination while I was there.



I am sorry to hear that you are not feeling great today. I am here for you if you need a sympathetic ear. None of us need to carry our burdens alone.



Aren't flu vaccinations just for the elderly and those with weakened immune systems?


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>another job rejection



They just ask you a couple of simple questions. It's infinitely better than spending hours among bogans and abos to answer the same questions in person



The position of NEET will always accept you



They're for anyone who want's to lessen their chances of getting the flu.


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Dans gonna bring out the sunshine and dry up all the rain today



They're for everyone. Even if you get it and don't get the full symptoms of it because you have an alright immune system, least you can't spread it.


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They're also for those with insecure work who can't afford to lose two weeks' wages, or their actual fucking job, just from the fucking flu.

They're also for people who live or work with old or sick people and who don't want to kill them by passing on the flu.

Everyone who gets a cold that knocks them on their arse for a few days thinks they have the flu. They don't. The flu is a lot, lot worse.



>tfw no rain

It's 34c here in Sydney today, autumn is basically non-existent this year.



>pink wheels on a black car

bogan alert



I at least feel a bit of closure from a rejection. Most of em I never hear back from


I wonder why my doctor never mentions flu vaccination to me?



He wants you to die.



iktf, rejections are better than not hearing back - especially if the dumb HR Stacey called you and got your hopes up over nothing. The closure is definitely quite comforting in a way knowing it's all wrapped up and you did your best.



I live in a nice but ruralish area so there are only white people here and most of the people in centrelink are mothers, pensioners or students.


This fucking thread.


the webm's just get better and better


I just got back from a bit of a drive. visited my mother and got some KFC. The chips were terrible. Underseasoned and some of them were still cold in the middle.



>They're also for people who live or work with old or sick people and who don't want to kill them by passing on the flu.

In fact most positions like that specifically require you to have one. Passing on the flu in a nursing home is not going to end well.


Got sick of not talking to anyone for weeks so I went to this spot where I hang out with homeless people. This guy I talked to was a year younger than me and didn't seem to say much, I gave him some top dumpster diving tips and a ciggie, I think I cheered him up a little. We talked about bleach too, strange talking to a homeless guy about anime.


He knows you are already autistic.



They only cost $12, EVERYONE should get them to help herd immunity.

I get them for free from Medicare because I have a serious chronic respiratory disease (bad asthma).



>Not driving a 20 year old shitbox to the grog shop

You must've been somebody before NEET anon



I've never got the flu and have not been sick with anything in over 2 years now.

For those who aren't unhealthy normies and don't leave the house much I think you're barking up the wrong tree.


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>not trying to hide your goon under your jacket on the bus because you're too retarded to learn how to drive



I got it because I'm going to be working with disabled people.


Mine was free too as I'm DSP



Lucky, if I want to go anywhere outside my local suburb I have to go on public transport which means being exposed to the masses with their illnesses.


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Looks like the flu killed at least 745 people in Australia last year and put at least 29,000 in hospital. Wew




diversity hires anon. Many of them never saw a chip before they got here.



I've only ever seen kids working at KFC, not pajeets



That's the same as mine.


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Fuck it. Take a glass and have a goon on the bus. Travel in style.



this post is too real



Driving is not all it's cracked up to be anon. Too much agro from bogans trying to dominate the traffic hierarchy. Life moves at a better pace when you sit back and let others do the thinking.


I figured out a decent trick for acne, 50% isopropyl %50 percent water. apply to rag and wash face twice a day with it. I bet there's a downside but it destroys the skin oil. Noticeable improvement tbh


Public transport is a conspiracy to sell flu shots.



Sometimes they paint the boongs skin white to disguise them as normal people


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Time for my afternoon nap I think.



Time for my afternoon NEETwalk and gym session then my dusknap.



I knew something was off about neet king



>EVERYONE should get them

Agree with anon's wisdom. Also, all women should be put on long lasting contraceptive implants - you should have to prove you're a capable and competent parent before bringing a child into the world.


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Just got back from the gym. Haven't been in weeks.


But anon, how can you nap when wagies are busily wageslaving? Have you no empathy?



>you should have to prove you're a capable and competent parent before bringing a child into the world.

How are we supposed to get fresh neets in the general if you go and eugenicize them all?



But once you gain dominance as the head bogan, driving is awesome.



How was your workout?


Deux Ex is a bit shit.



Just don't drive in areas dominated by bogans.



Where do we need to extend our dominance to?


Just Did an evil poo


With all this hot weather we are having the question must be asked. Do you NEETs believe in global warming or climate change?




Is their anything we can do to stop it?



No, and climate change happens 4 times a year



Pay more taxes and import more niggers



There are a few things, you can spray stuff into the atmosphere to reflect sunlight (I forget what it is), paint roads white, and generally reduce emissions.


t, brainlet



well, keeping the kitchen clean would be nice of you



>>55022 (checked)

The only way we can stop global warming is if we give all of our money and freedom to the government and also give up the West's military, political, and economic hegemony.


And also this.



Not surprising to hear after playing Black Flag. The latter being open-world, full of bright colour/day light, cute animals to murder and Deus Ex is practically the opposite (ie dark closed world, cold scary robots etc). You just need to give it time to get used to a completely different setting.



Disregard this poster. This is CIA trying to normalize chemtrails so they can execute Agenda 21.



Deus Ex did such a great job of capturing the "park at night" aesthetic that every time I'm in a park IRL and it's night I start hearing the music.



>50% isopropyl %50 percent water

Isn't this what Isocol / any other rubbing alcohol is?

Congrats on improving your acne, though. Self improvement is what /ausneets/ is all about!


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B-but diversity is our strength! Those guns looks islamaphobic. Also, if they're getting semi-automatic guns, what were they armed with before? Single shot muskets?



>Everyone should get fluvax.

We must close the autism gap!

Without autistics, Australia will not be able to compete in the global digital economy!


>>55033 (checked)

Vic Police standard issue sidearm was a practically antique revolver until very recently.




Chemtrails are not real and vaccines do not cause autism.


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>Chemtrails are not real

CIA plz go.



I don't believe in global warming, I do believe in climate change and think it's going to fuck us all over but not in the sense that we expect.

From my understanding most of Australia's climate won't change much at all, only the northern tropics will. However all those island nations in the pacific are going to get JUSTed and have to be brought either here or to New Zealand.

Climate change is going to JUST most of Africa, the Middle East and South East Asia so we'll have to bail them out with our agriculture yields and send food over.

Bigger and more regular bushfires is also pretty scary, it is really important to sustain and keep as much of our wildlife and bush alive that we already currently have.

As the (((big australia))) meme is pushed I think we could really see shit hit the fan as what is effectively a desert nation struggles to have enough drinking water to sustain us through a drought. Anyone in Sydney in 2004/2005 knows how dicey things got, now imagine today with close to 2 million more people :)



I believe the correct term is contrail, hot exhaust gases from turbine engines entering very cold air at higher altitudes.



>global digital economy

what does this even mean? or is it just another buzzword that middle aged women and old politicians say because it's "in", just like how everyone needs to do STEM now.



>do people really meet gfs but just approaching random women?

This almost never works for me.

I get the best/most results from dating sites and apps.

I've picked up girls at bars, and had girls pick me up at bars, but the sheer amount of time and money I spent, no way is it worth it. I get like two per decade in this way, it's basically accidental.



It depends how much the temperature rises in the future, a 2 degree increase which we are on track for by 2040 will fuck up a lot of countries around the equator, 4 degree increase and the entire planet is fucked since it will lead to a runaway green house effect which will ramp the temperature up by another 6 and eventually 8 degrees a few decades later.


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>Self improvement is what /ausneets/ is all about!

Since I've been here I've been promoted from intern to executive. Ausneet has helped me grow as a person.



Chemtrails are made from aluminium nanoparticles, which are highly reactive and can cross the blood-brain barrier.







Everyone needs STEM and service economy because white people can't build or make or mine things anymore.



Sooner we all get to Tasmania the better then.



This is from military applications though, normal passenger planes don't do this.



but who was europe?



Tasmania will actually be one of the safer places tbh, there are already a lot of people flocking there because it's cheaper, but they will also be better off when the climate starts to turn to shit.





I keep laughing at my resume. Under the prior experience section my most recent job was two years ago and even that is a lie, I just can't bring myself to pretend I'm currently employed and then try to dodge the requests for references.



Will we able to get gfs there?



Nice trips.

The post-apocalyptic diet will help you slim down to foreman size.




Only if we bring our sisters. :(


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Yes, lots of wholesome thin redheads, fuller-figured bunette thickies and even poojeetas that live in strawberry fields for the degenerates among us who want them.



Why does this sound like you're talking about heaven?



>nukes from China

Why would they nuke cities they already own?



because I am talking about heaven, when we die we will all sit around a comfy campfire with our gfs in the NEETcommune, that is true heaven



We indeed should stop being partners with gas-killing animals, by which I mean ISIS and Al Qaeda and other assorted "rebel" groups that accuse Based Assad but turn out to be the real culprits themselves.



The Chinese love killing the Chinese just look at all their civil wars over nothing. just look at the Taiping Rebellion.



Tinder is just computer shit. Put that 100-110 white IQ to good use and figure out how to operate it.



>Taiping Rebellion

>fighting a holy war in order to rid the world of demons and establish paradise on earth

Too bad they lost.


Sorry about the seppo flag (there are at least two of us btw) this is what happens when I poast from work.


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Lots of Diverse Refugees await you guys there.


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I wonder who was responsible for this



Dubs confirm.



but muh jewish conspiracy


Are you guys on your school holidays?

A lot of low quality posts happening as of late.


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>growing thread of terrorism in country towns

Shit I thought that was only a citycuck concern



School holidays starts next week here. I've been on school holidays for six years now though



How did your teacher agree to that?


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Managed to get a response, and nailed the commission request, through pure wit and politeness. I learned it all from you guys.



He probably hasn't noticed yet



Good thing you're here now to save it…


>tfw terribly depressed



>tfw mundanely depressed


fuck u all neets. i'm wage cucking to support your kfc habbits.

Stop eating shit and you might not be depressed so much. just eat fucking meat and nothing else. go to shop at start of the week and buy 7 kilos of steak. eat it. get fit. get a job.

My fucking taxes are support two of u cunts right now


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Have a nervous breakdown and become born-again NEET



>fuck u all neets. i'm wage cucking to support your kfc habbits.

I'm waging as well, but I believe that all NEETs should have access to succulent KFC and fruit juice at Dan's.


hey neets im here


this is legit what i did



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>neets should stop eating KFC

>neets should eat nothing but meat

I take it your job isn't in an intellectually challenging position.


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You just need to like chill bro.


>be me

>hate job, hate life

>rage building, work piling on more and more

>managers all idiot cunts who have no fucking idea

>hold meetings about time management

>literally waste time talking about time

>decided it's fucking over

>check enterprise settings - retarded and loose

>wipe emails, including insanely important ones

>start doing nothing

>set email timer to send 2 week notice to bosses 15 mins after 5pm on friday

>have 3 weeks of leave

>set another email. 1700 words, to the fucking 'culture committee' and the CEO and all senior management about how fucked the state office was

>went in over that weekend, before the email would have been digested by bosses, cleared my desk.

>left badge with my dumb smiling cunt face on my bosses keyboard

>left forever

>newborn neet



Welcome to NEETdom.



>>newborn neet

Have a wank +/ goon

I hope you were not earning too much otherwise, Cenno won't be accepting you.



Welcome, brother.





On reflection this is a pretty sad affair of events. What job did you do before you made these choices? If you had really bad anxiety/stress you could have received sick leave with medical certificate by keeping visiting the doctors, if you did not want to return you could have used your annual leave.





thanks neets, been neet for a while, had a wank, just thought to share my neet story since the term 'newborn neet' was used and well, shit. it hit me.


earning wayy too much. but not enough to talk about time management in a meeting.

No ceno 4 me



I wish you luck, NEETing is a good chance to reflect on your life choices but I do not think you should have done what you did. Unless you have industry references within the industry who can comment on your crediability and work ethic if you want to move to work in the future. Then good luck with your future endeavors.



a job with a suit. they are all the same.

kind of stress, but mostly i just realised that id rather eat my own head than listen to any of those mother fuckers for another minute.

it's all good now. im neet inside but like, i work to eat etc. way happier now, even on a hugely reduced pay. tendies in the freezer. sleep ins if i want them.

and i never have to tell people i dont watch afl after a weekend at the coffee machine ever again. thank fucking christ



i have higher ups giving offering to give me references if i want them after i bcc'd them into my massive fuck you email.

they loved that shit.


All I have done today is eat and sleep and neither of which has been fulfilling.


Welcome to the eternal stress of nothingness and the endlessly futile endeavour for purpose in an unraveling existence where each day lessens your chances of success and happiness.

Enjoy your stay.



have a wank

cheer up. the other side is completely fucked. it's worst than unfulfilling, because you're doing nothing and you're exahusted.

it's all up to you mate. if you want to do something you can. that's a choice you have. in wage cuckery, there is no choice. report in, smile, nod, and that's it.



I would consider a re-training pathway. If you want a change in life.

I wish you luck but please talk to your HP about a mental health plan if this all happened at once. I am not saying there is anything wrong with you, but what you are saying related to how I felt after my mental breakdown. I just shutdown and wanted to enclose myself because I was just fed up of how shit was being shoveled onto me without any positive feedback, as the shitty supported provided could not help me. If you have never been the psychologist they are not that bad and can help you unpack what happened to help you move forward. Please do not take any of this as a personal attack, I worry about NEETs who experience these life changing events.


I wish you luck then.







With a world of opportunities at your fingertips, without a push or a necessity to do something, you will do nothing.



>tfw had a mental breakdown 5 years ago and never recovered

Shit's no joke.


I am giving up trying to phone post any more. Especially with all the poor quality posts and low quality discussion there has been lately.

I am going to take a complete break while my computer is away getting fixed. It is just ridiculous staring at this tiny screen all day.

I will see you all at a later date.



>and i never have to tell people i dont watch afl after a weekend at the coffee machine ever again

delete this, triggered my PTSD badly. fucking normies.



Take it easy, buddy.




yeah v true. but this was 6+ months ago. all is well. im just a contractor now working for myself, when i want, with who i want.


nah it was good going neet. one thing led to another and things change but im not doing nothing, already selecting the work i want as oppose to being desperate for it

keep at it mates



bye bye NEET, I hope your computer issues get fixed soon, as for the quality of discussion I'm not sure that can be fixed, but I also don't think it is much of an issue, we are after all, NEETs.


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redpill me on Australian Public Service sector jobs


Big aboriginal erection



You have to be very good at servicing the Australian public.



See ya soon blessed NEET, sorry if my depressed posting contributed to you heading off. I have felt pretty shitty today and although the posts have been god awful as of late I shouldn't've made them worse.

Hope your PC is fixed soon.

tbh we should go fishing/for a cruise sometime soon. This board isn't the same as it was and we both know it.



>This board isn't the same as it was and we both know it.

Mate, between the polposting, the shitposting, and this aimless bland passive-aggressive complaining, I swear it's like I'm on 4/v/.




What is this meme about low quality posting? NameNEETs seem to be posting less but other than that it's all good, we've actually had less shitposting lately or is the porn/dan/brainelt spam what you like?

I think it's as comfy as ever.



I only recovered due to family support otherwise I would have still been a wreck. I was willing to abandon it all at that stage



It is the politics posting which is worst.



The Dan posting till last week was all me. I am very proud of the current Dan poster. I like Dan as he keeps the discussions going otherwise it's uninterrupted fields of >tfw depressed posting. I also tried positive posting when I have been here but it's very tiring.



>it's like I'm on 4/v/.

I'm not sure what happened, BO is going to come back to a right mess.



Stop posting antagonistic shit. You've done it multiple times now.



Yes political discussions can get rather tiresome.



Thank you for your kind wishes sanctified NEET. You are never a problem on here. A NEET is allowed to be a bit grumpy once in a while.

I think I have suggested before that it needs to be considered that maybe you and I have changed and not the general.

We are going on our outing in June, as previously arranged. We must be patient.



>maybe you and I have changed and not the general.


>We must be patient.

Very well.



VicPol hung on to the revolvers because they don't jam like automatics do and Victorian police like to make sure they kill anyone they start shooting at.



What would a few examples of high quality posts be? There isn't as much shitposting, things don't really feel that different and I have been a general denizen since late 2015



In Britain they use revolving guns that shoot knives



It is difficult to isolate high quality posting to just a few examples. It is more of a vibe type of thing.

Things probably haven't changed that much. It is probably me. At various times different things piss you off more than others.


Someone will need to make a new thread very soon. I can't do it. I suggest using that cookies Pepe that was posted in the now deleted thread.



>It is more of a vibe type of thing.

I think you are right, something has been off the last couple of threads.




It was abundantly clear that none of you appreciated those pepes so I will never post either of them again.



I think it's been at least since BO went on hiatus.



I did.



Hmm maybe, also I've noticed a lack of NEETs sharing some photos and stuff.



You posted the cookies thread and never linked it.


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I'm glad someone appreciates the finer things.


There has been a lack of general NEETery memorability as well.


And whoever made this one didn't look at the catalog.


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I suppose improvements start at home.



All jokes aside, VicPol kept the revolvers for decades longer than some other forces because they considered them a more reliable weapon. Don't know what changed. Possibly cockhead brass making unnecessary changes just to make it look as if they're doing something.







It's for culture.



I think in NSW they still had revolvers up til the mid 90s, as far as reliability goes, I'm pretty sure the glocks they use now are highly reliable and they have a lot of advantages over a revolver anyway.



Stay out of my fucking thread.

It is not open to the general NEET populace yet.



I carry a water pistol around and play police man at the play ground


>actual australian neets replying to me in live-time

holy fug



Have a wank



You are an Australian posing as a windmill tulip gremlin.



I was in barleys so no fair.


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Stay out of my thread!


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



That bassline is incredible.



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