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File: 07dd9c1181e88c7⋯.jpg (64.62 KB, 436x438, 218:219, MinionPepe.jpg)

 No.55896

Was it minions who killed all the yowies? Someone did.

They are out there.

Previous Thread: >>55128

 No.55899

SYDNEY


 No.55900

first


 No.55901

>>55900

at least you tried


 No.55902

ADELAIDE


 No.55904

BOGOTA


 No.55905

adelaide


 No.55907

Not keen on nongreen pepes tbh


 No.55908

>>55907

This.


 No.55909

>>55907

Surprising to see that sort of attitude in 2018 to be honest.


 No.55911

>>55898

>>55903

>>55906

/pol/ tier discussion


 No.55914

>>55909

Got nothing against non-green pepes so long as they stay on their own site, such as reddit. If they don't like it in reddit it's their job to fix it, not to come and invade my comfy green pepe only board.


 No.55925

>Russia retaliating against missile strike, trying to shoot them down with anti-missile defenses.

It's all over NEETs, head to Dan's now for one last goon and a wank


 No.55927

>>55914

pink pepe


 No.55929

>>55925

You may not have that much time left. Suggest having the final wank while at Dan's. Maybe in the craft beer aisle?


 No.55930

>>55929

>Suggest having the final wank while at Dan's. Maybe in the craft beer aisle?

Good idea.


 No.55931

Anyone else having trouble with CAPTCHA bullshit?


 No.55932

File: 5ca6b03aabeb3db⋯.jpg (193.17 KB, 799x800, 799:800, pol.jpg)

>>55911

/pol/'s tentacles extend into orifices around the world. There's no point in resisting.


 No.55933

File: 4e077a182b89263⋯.png (96.46 KB, 724x611, 724:611, smug wojak.png)


 No.55934


 No.55935

RIP to all my quality posts

>>55910

>>55912

>>55913

>>55915

>>55916

>>55917

>>55918

>>55919

>>55920

>>55921

>>55922

>>55923

>>55924

>>55926


 No.55936

>>55931

Yes. Asks for cpatcha every post, sometimes more than once.


 No.55937

>>55935

Mankind was not ready to cope with the secret wisdom they contained.


 No.55938

>>55936

Me too - cripplechan is now officially crippled.


 No.55939

File: 6e8b82456d98280⋯.jpg (234.75 KB, 500x500, 1:1, pol.jpg)

>>55932

I don't have anything against /pol/

>not posting the true version

You disappoint me


 No.55940

Got to my mates place, the weather is seriously fucked. I hope I wont need a trailer because the rain might fuck the leather.

>>55935

What happened to them?

I hope you are not trying to claim my high quality minion posts.

>>55932

Your offices couldn't handle the big tentacle. Improve your potential.


 No.55941

>>55939

>flat

It's hollow and you know it you disinfo kike leftypol shareblue hillary shill


 No.55942

>>55940

You should have measured the parts of the couch so you would know if they will fit without having to drive there and try stuffing them in.


 No.55943

>>55936

That's what's happening to me too. That just means we'll have higher quality posts.


 No.55944

>>55938

Try closing your browser and then starting it again.


 No.55945

>>55942

Yeah, I should've. I'm going with bosslady and hopefully her car can fit them. She has a suv type thing.


 No.55946

File: 014a6d091ddebbd⋯.jpg (99.63 KB, 800x900, 8:9, Look.jpg)

>>55911

>discussion

More like a nonsensical rambling tbqh

FUCKING CAPTCHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 No.55947

>>55943

>>55936

>>55931

It did this to me too right when I was trying to link my new thread

Now we've been cursed to stare into minion hell for 751 posts


 No.55948

>tfw severely depressed


 No.55949

>>55947

I fear an actual minion made this thread.


 No.55950

>>55946

I bet it was the Jews.


 No.55951

>>55949

We let in one nonwhite neet and suddenly we're being controlled by yellow "people"


 No.55952

Minion Master Race


 No.55953

File: 465b7a993d3fe4a⋯.jpg (22.31 KB, 346x450, 173:225, 465b7a993d3fe4ae1be031ed4e….jpg)


 No.55954

Feel like getting drunk tbh


 No.55955

Another High Quality Post from me…


 No.55956

>>55954

Don't think, do


 No.55957

File: cc65db5b19b0056⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 10.71 KB, 320x240, 4:3, (m=eaf8Ggaaaa)(mh=gNdTVjk3….jpg)

>>55953

How can humanboi's compete?


 No.55958

File: f39b9051ab13015⋯.jpg (59.07 KB, 720x960, 3:4, dogee.jpg)

>mfw pizza for breakfast before WW3

comfy tbqh


 No.55959

>>55941

hollow earth was made up to discredit flat earth, learn some history. You're the only shill here

>>55946

Who is this person you keep posting?

>>55949

you're not alone


 No.55960

>>55956

Don't do, be.


 No.55961

File: 20e80832b2ed8df⋯.jpg (206.77 KB, 1025x686, 1025:686, Dan-Murphy-41-e13865789509….jpg)


 No.55962

File: e18d0999ec9a0cf⋯.jpg (81.98 KB, 800x900, 8:9, Look again.jpg)

>>55956

Currently doing


 No.55963

>>55961

Well bantered.


 No.55964

File: e33455131ac0bc7⋯.jpeg (354.2 KB, 1220x836, 305:209, image-tools.php.jpeg)


 No.55965

>>55962

I am pretty disappointed you didn't post MuscleNEET version. That was a combination of pictures I could enjoy.


 No.55966

>>55964

You're never too old to get on the goon.


 No.55967

>>55965

It is my desire to have the originals burned into your and every other NEET's retinas


 No.55968

>>55967

He's just a dirty pajeet on his own.


 No.55969

>>55967

Jokes on you i'm too retarded to remember things


 No.55970

>>55969

Have a goon


 No.55971

>>55958

Cheese?


 No.55972

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

A very good song NEETs. Get this into you.


 No.55973

>tfw severely impressed


 No.55974

>tfw severely alone


 No.55975

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

When you were young and your heart was an open book…


 No.55976

Prefer the GNR version


 No.55977

>>55976

Poor taste.


 No.55978

File: 3cd46541bc003a3⋯.jpg (87.72 KB, 600x400, 3:2, neveralone.jpg)


 No.55979

>>55976

t. every 40 year old bogan

As a sidenote, are Guns n Roses essential bbq-core? CCR are another staple of all the bbqs i've been to.


 No.55980

>>55978

Is that Pauline Hanson?


 No.55981

>>55979

According to my degenerate teenage neighbors rap is essential bbqcore


 No.55982

>>55978

Nice OC


 No.55983

>>55979

t. early 30's bogan

Though I must admit I've probably only heard the original once. BTW, you're asking the wrong people on social gatherings.


 No.55984

>>55978

I've had no luck with Tinder so far, so I'm giving Plenty of Fish a go right now.


 No.55985

>>55984

What kind of fish?


 No.55986

I wish I'd purchased some tendies when I last went shopping


 No.55987

>>55985

The still-breathing kind


 No.55988

File: 17afd69bc83ae32⋯.jpg (44.99 KB, 312x350, 156:175, icecreambasket1.jpg)

No one's killing the production of Yowies.

I need to be a big boy.


 No.55989

>>55988

those yowies don't even have a toy in them


 No.55990

>>55961

>Waiting in the temple of goon for the apocalypse, dying in the house of our saviour, Dan Murphy


 No.55991

File: 92665dd1cc09c17⋯.jpg (179.25 KB, 1716x1290, 286:215, tiles.jpg)

This is the sight I was confronted with this morning. Only two of the tiles fell. I removed the other three because they were loose and going to fall at some point too. I think the whole top row could fall.


 No.55992

>>55988

Those frozen milo cups are great. Have you seen my post on your shitty board?


 No.55993

Finished setting up m POF profile, and I must say the profiles I'm already seeing are far more promising (to me) than what I was confronted with on Tinder.


 No.55994

>>55993

Are you much of a catch yourself?


 No.55995

>>55991

A truly horrible colour scheme you've got going on.


 No.55996

>>55994

Never been 'caught'. So that should tell you something…


 No.55997

File: a7a965cb096c949⋯.jpg (76.69 KB, 1008x600, 42:25, a7a965cb096c949898c66b542d….jpg)

>>55925

Time to post proof that you had one last wank in the craft beer aisle at Dan's.


 No.55998

>>55997

I can't, all I can say is that I'm in hospital with a skull fracture from Dan's iron bar.


 No.55999

>>55995

It was the height of fashion when the house was built.


 No.56000

File: d2d45a31c6cdb8f⋯.png (600.64 KB, 715x633, 715:633, Asian House Gecko.png)

>>55999

Ha, I'm assuming it's not a rental? Shouldn't be too hard to fix yourself. We're all thinking of you and your dilemma.


 No.56001

File: 77a4c511726ed16⋯.png (922.72 KB, 719x633, 719:633, What scropions - question ….png)

I've never seen a scorpion in the wild


 No.56002

>>56000

>Shouldn't be too hard to fix yourself

The whole bathroom needs to be redone. All the grout is fucked. I would not even know where to start.


 No.56003

File: 77e65557bb10a21⋯.jpeg (47.51 KB, 728x410, 364:205, 300.jpeg)

>>55991

You fool. You've created a weak spot in the shield wall - now the rest will fall and the Persians will win!


 No.56004

>>55991

Cute bath mate


 No.56005

>>56004

I wish I had a cute bath mate.


 No.56006

>>56001

I've seen lots of them. Dad had one in his boot once, I spent several years autistically shaking my boots every time I put them on after that happened.

They're pretty small though, not like the big scary seppo/african scorpions


 No.56007

>>56005

Complex post


 No.56008

>>56002

Grout looks fine in the pic apart from where tiles meet the bathtub. I don't have any friends and am deeply depressed.


 No.56009

>>56006

What state you in? I'm south-east QLD, plenty of toads, snakes and spiders here though.


 No.56010

>>56000

Nice get.


 No.56011

>>56007

Hmm, is he saying that he wishes for a 'cute bathtub' or a cute mate to share a bath with? Punctuation is important peoples.


 No.56012

>>56009

WA. I don't see them much now that I'm living in a city, but when I lived on a farm I'd see them under rocks and shit all the time.

Plenty of snakes here too, I never quite got over that worry.


 No.56013

>>55857

I wanna dock.


 No.56014

File: 8d875f9e26328b1⋯.jpg (50.86 KB, 620x349, 620:349, Sydney wogs.jpg)

>>56012

Snakes are terrible creatures, I've so far encountered browns, red-belly niggas and a taipan that moved sickeningly quick. As far as spiders go just the usual red-backs, hunstmans and whatever else. Would like to see a funnelweb irl, but then I'd have to visit Sydney…


 No.56015

>>56012

I've never seen a snake in all my years in Australia. The oddest thing I've seen is a velvet worm, in my backyard. Are there any places in Australia that don't have huntsmen spiders?


 No.56016

>>56014

I'm pretty sure I saw a funnel web once when I was living in melbourne. It was large, black, evil looking, moved along the floor rather than the wall. I had to use enough morteen to deforest an entire south east asian country to kill it.


 No.56017

>>56014

It's mainly Tigers and Dugites around here. I don't think I'd like to see a funnelweb tbh, I got bit by a redback once and that was enough spider interaction for one lifetime.

>>56015

Judging by a quick google it looks like they're common all over the continent


 No.56018

>>56016

The bottom of your shoe would have done the job.


 No.56019

>>56018

but what if you miss


 No.56020

>>56019

You gey to see cute nurses


 No.56021

>>56020

You're not going to get a gf with piss in your cumdies


 No.56022

File: 6820a573bd30fac⋯.jpg (152.03 KB, 889x838, 889:838, funnelweb.jpg)

>>56019

>but what if you miss

Don't


 No.56023

Pretty drunk, am about to start posting the sort of pics that are frowned upon 'round here and that will get me banned.


 No.56024

I've seen a few funnel webs, used to get them living in our pool at my old house, one of my cousins also got bitten by one when she was 8 or 9 years old, lucky she didn't die.


 No.56025

>>56021

She'll probably be impressed by the big poo though


 No.56026

>>56023

Have a wank


 No.56027

File: b5787b0b217cfb4⋯.jpg (190.49 KB, 1026x878, 513:439, funnel-web.jpg)

>>56024

The one I encountered did that thing where it reared up on its hind legs. Had big curved fangs. Their one vulnerability seems to be that they can't climb walls.


 No.56028

>>56027

They're fucking sketchy bastards, very aggressive.


 No.56029

>>56024

I remember hearing that they're very aggressive (ie they won't just run away if you come upon them). And they can survive the waters too. Truly a native fauna to be feared, unlike the abo.


 No.56030

>>56027

Can they jump off the ground?


 No.56031

>>56006

>no matter how hard you shake your boot it could still be hiding in the toe waiting to bite you


 No.56032

>>56024

>used to get them living in our pool

Did you try getting an eviction notice and calling the police to enforce it? Did they float on top of the water or did they crawl around the bottom?


 No.56033

>>56032

They would make their nest-funnel thing in the drain/water filter thing at the edge of the pool, I never saw them floating around or crawling around.


 No.56034

>>56031

That's why you always spray strong insect spray into any shoe outside and wait a minute or two before putting them on.


 No.56035

File: 7f7736e829bfb96⋯.jpg (60.64 KB, 640x640, 1:1, Laneya.jpg)

A lot of single mothers on POF


 No.56036

I got my PC back yesterday afternoon. It turns out one of the RAM modules was faulty. They took out the dodgy one so my PC is now running with just one (8GB).

I have made a warranty claim with the online store I bought the RAM from and they said I need to send both RAM modules back to them even though only one is faulty. This will leave my PC without any RAM at all which means it won't be usable.

I do not know what to do. I don't want to be without my PC again. I could just say fuck it and forget the warranty claim and just keep using the 8GB of RAM I have left. Or I could buy some new RAM and use it while the warranty is being sorted out. I don't really want to spend more money though.

I was busy all last night re-installing all my stuff since I lost basically everything when I did the clean Windows re-install to try and see if it would fix what was wrong.


 No.56037

>>56036

I was almost going to tell you to check the RAM, but anyway 8gb of ram should be fine for the moment, I would go ahead and buy some new RAM modules then send the old ones off for warranty.


 No.56038

>>56037

Will they give me a refund or will they try and make me accept a replacement if I send them for warranty?


 No.56039

>>56038

Hmmm I'm not sure, I've never had to return anything under warranty.


 No.56040

>>56035

A little too many, any qts though?


 No.56041

>>56038

It depends on how old it is,the store size and how dedicated you are in pushing your consumer rights (a major failure on part that's not too old should result in a refund).


 No.56042

>>56035

Plenty Of Fat.


 No.56043

>>56036

Didn't I tell you to run memtest?


 No.56044

>>56043

I did. It said there were no problems detected.


 No.56045

>>56044

So how did the computer shop figure it out?


 No.56046

>>56045

I don't know. They probably have more sophisticated diagnostic tools than memtest.


 No.56047


 No.56048

File: 1465bde852d6606⋯.jpg (251.83 KB, 1198x704, 599:352, velvet-worm-australian-geo….jpg)

Oh, any neets see these things crawling around the garden? They're shaped like centipedes/millipedes, but they're worms, not arthropods. Only seen one once.


 No.56049

>>56047

Well bantered.


 No.56050

>>56048

You're not going to get a gf if you smell like flyspray


 No.56051

>>56050

You can get odourless fly spray


 No.56052

Between my internet being at 0kb/s-10kb/s all day and the board fucking up with captcha I can't say it's been a comfy day of posting


 No.56053

Got the couch and missed all the heavy rain. My back's pretty sore now and that has put me in a bit of a shitty mood but at least it's all done now.


 No.56054

>>56052

That adds suspension, which heightens the neetposting experience


 No.56055

>>56048

Nah, but I've seen videos of them. There was something about them that people wanted for gene splicing but I can't remember what.


 No.56056

>>56053

Glad it is all sorted mate. Pop a few pills and you will be in a better mood.


 No.56057

>>56052

Normie weekends always slow down the internet speeds for me. If you were disconnecting and reconnecting from wireless connection you are off and giving a new ISP, which is why you need to enter the CATCHPA again.


 No.56058

Any NEET parties tonight?


 No.56059

>>56058

This is the normies day for parties.


 No.56060

>>56058

I started mine today. Went for a drunken drive to Maccas to try that new wagyu burger. It was shit, the only tasty part of it was the sauce.


 No.56061

>>56060

As long as you don't go at night. I have heard of and read stories of the pigs targeting McDonald's when it's dark.


 No.56062

We live in a time where children will eventually see their family members nude photos or sex videos, or be told in highschool by their friends.


 No.56063

I am getting the KFC cravings again.


 No.56064

>>56063

Have some KFC


 No.56065

>>56062

It is already happening.


 No.56066

>>56062

I loved reading the story about how a teenager sent his friend an edited porn video of his friends parents, which could have been his conception. That was worth a hearty kek.


 No.56067

>>56058

I've had two beers in three hours. Going all out mates


 No.56068

>>56062

Pooneet's offspring will see his shameful past


 No.56069

Already had 3 scammers contact me on POF. What a wonderful world we live in…

Underage-girl.jpg


 No.56070

>>56066

Can you find it for us? Sounds amazing.


 No.56071

>>56035

As an almost 25 year old virgin I feel like my only opportunity is going to roll along in the form of a divorced single mother who will resent me for my inexperience and ugly face

Where's the facially unfortunate executive who's been courting the 4chan roastie without revealing his appearance?


 No.56072

>>56058

I've got 1/4 bottle of vodka in the fridge. Going to eat some pea soup and potatoes instead tfw too depressed to drink


 No.56073

>>56058

I'm sort-of-holding on for another day and then I'm spending the whole fucking week wasted.


 No.56074

>>55900

There is no second post, there is first or failure.


 No.56075

>>55904

Lmao.

Colombia is white!!


 No.56076

>>56071

What value do you bring to the table?

I bring clowning, which women love, and, to a lesser degree, money.


 No.56077

>>56076

Thundercock and a friend for their autistic kids.


 No.56078

>>56076

sometimes I make funny jokes and get involved in mildly exciting activities when I'm not drinking goon and browsing imageboards. Normies aren't very exciting people, I don't think I'm that much more boring than a regular guy.


 No.56079

>>56070

It was half chan green text story. I am pretty sure the kids mother saw it and had a breakdown. The main point was the kid wanked to his conception. It was all revealed when he the teenager friend played his friend the unedited video. The guy who was his friend was uncertain how to react afterwards. I am phone posting and tried to find it but key words just redirect towards porn videos.


 No.56080

>>56077

>friend for their autistic kids

Why don't you take a seat right over there?


 No.56081

>>56071

A lot of mingers/big-boned women on POF, as opposed to the minimum 5/10 Instagram-tier sluts I've observed on Tinder. Maybe you should give it a go?


 No.56082

>>56078

>make funny jokes and get involved in mildly exciting activities

See that's good. Ultimately you gotta provide value to women.


 No.56083

>>56081

As a manager I'm not interested in any woman who's even slightly overweight


 No.56084

>>56083

I like to go hogging occasionally.


 No.56085

>>56084

I'm a pure, sweet virginal male and as such I'm very fragile. I couldn't do that.


 No.56086

>>56085

Have a wank


 No.56087

>>56083

>Only liking women who are built like a man.


 No.56088

>>56085

Raised by a single mother by any chance?


 No.56089

File: cd666911313589b⋯.jpg (61.77 KB, 640x859, 640:859, all_heroes_wear_capes.jpg)

If Hitlerdubs we're all gonna make it fam.


 No.56090

>>56088

>>56089

You fucked it up, now Operation gf2018 is over.


 No.56091

File: 05666e5efbc7293⋯.png (482.42 KB, 1000x871, 1000:871, 05666e5efbc729310e66880baa….png)


 No.56092

>>56090

It never really started.


 No.56093

File: 6f6a77d181b02a4⋯.jpg (64.59 KB, 670x409, 670:409, Hitler.jpg)


 No.56094

>>56090

>tfw not rolling for #lottomillions2018


 No.56095

>>56093

Is old mate just having a rest?


 No.56096

>>56094

You should invest in goon, it has a known success rate


 No.56097

>>56095

My uncle, asleep in his comfy chair.


 No.56098

File: 09bc4f340dfdced⋯.jpg (54.33 KB, 540x960, 9:16, 1439878538151.jpg)

>>56095

>old mate


 No.56099

>>56098

I could wank to that


 No.56100

>>56098

Is that skrillex?


 No.56101

>>56096

Didn't work out for the 5 abos outside the footy a couple of weeks back. Coppers took a full goon off each of them. They didn't seem to mind cos already maggoted.


 No.56102

>>56097

I hope he woke up refreshed


 No.56103

>>56088

Unironically yes, how did you know?


 No.56104

>>56060

Were you drunk-driving? That is not cool at all. Don't ever do that again.

If you do I hope you get caught and imprisoned before you kill or cripple anyone.


 No.56105

Drink driving is fun


 No.56106

When did I get so big and stinky


 No.56107

>tfw depressed


 No.56108

>tfw impressed


 No.56109

>>56106

*fragrant


 No.56110

>>56103

We inferred it from your reactions to women.


 No.56111

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Watching Norman Gunston interviews.


 No.56112

>>56111

Well recommended and nice digits.


 No.56113

File: c0438455c9c1c24⋯.png (497.4 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Naughty boy (1).png)

File: 85eef38fb064b73⋯.png (500.46 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Naughty boy (2).png)

File: 6e1b89a661d11cf⋯.png (438.68 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Naughty boy (3).png)

>>56104

I'm a naughty boy that likes taking pictures of women without their knowledge. You can't change me.


 No.56114

>>56113

Creepshots are not a step on the path to self-improvement, NEET.


 No.56115

>>56113

Please don't drink and drive.


 No.56116

>>56113

Do you get your boner thrill by knowing one day some whiteknighting Chad will sucker punch you from behind?


 No.56117

>>56114

>>56115

Believe it or not I saw this same girl a few days ago (and took inappropriate pics) but she was wearing tight black leggings so it was nice to actually get a glimpse of her arse. She's taller than me but dating a manlet smaller than me by 2 or 3 cms. How does that happen???


 No.56118

>>55984

More like plenty of big black dicks


 No.56119

>>56113

Nice arse. You are quite the distinguished pervert.


 No.56120

File: 149898066638b5d⋯.png (15.24 KB, 682x554, 341:277, iktfb.png)

>>56117

This is the kind of neet I would avoid at WftD.


 No.56121

I wonder how many women have taken creepshots up my shorts and shared them with their online friends on a Saturday night


 No.56122

Every woman I know is probably having sex with her boyfriend as I sit hunched over my computer desk eating dinner alone. It's so weird that people actually have sex.


 No.56123

>>56122

Have a wank


 No.56124

>>56120

Yeah yeah, "I add nothing of value to the board"… I've heard your shit before. Stay virginal.

>>56119

Why thank you, I only risk my freedom for the best.

>>56121

Zero


 No.56125

I wonder how many women have masturbated to the thought of me. I guarantee it has happened at least one time. The thought makes me pretty happy tbh.


 No.56126

>>56125

Post a picture of yourself and I may, may wank to you.


 No.56127

>>56126

You're not a woman


 No.56128

>>56122

Loser

>>56125

Exactly zero


 No.56129

>>56127

I can pretend.


 No.56130

>>56125

A coworker did this and told me about it afterwards.


 No.56131

>>56128

>tfw sexually repressed


 No.56132

I have verified in realtime that a man… wait fuck I actually have seen a woman masturbating to me through omegle. Maybe I can't claim KHHHVOLMM status after all


 No.56133

>>56130

was she a qt


 No.56134

>>56132

Oh, you're that NEET. I have already wanked to you. Slow down on the goon.


 No.56135

>>56133

She was ok. A bit overweight. Lost a lot of it after she changed meds.

I banged her a few times while we were still working together and she came often, which I like.


 No.56136

>>56134

It's diazepam tonight and I believe that's the third (3rd) confirmation of male masturbatory bliss provoked by this neet. That's a 3:1 male:female ratio but that doesn't account for women being less open about it. There coudl be an army of women who, at one point or another, were utterly bepleasured by their mental image of this neet.


 No.56137

>>56113

I'm guessing you're the pedophile creeper who upskirted that schoolgirl a few threads back. Sort yourself out before you end up in jail or intensive care or both.


 No.56138

>>56135

I can only hope to achieve this at some point in my life, good work neetie


 No.56139

>>56136

Please do not take too much diazepam. I only take it when absolutely necessary because my anxiety gets a lot worse than next day after taking it to help me get to sleep.

Get comfy in bed and get some sleep so we can hear your gym stories tomorrow.


 No.56140

>>56132

>Jacks off to women via webcam and shows off his tiny cock to men in a public place

>Says I'm the degenerate not worthy of meeting irl

Kill yourself m8


 No.56141

>>56138

I believe in you, NEET. How are those online dating apps/sites going?


 No.56142

>>56137

Why would he end up in intensive care?


 No.56143

>>56116

>Do you get your boner thrill by knowing one day some whiteknighting Chad will sucker punch you from behind?

answers

>>56142


 No.56144

>>56140

Have a wank +/ goon.

Please don't take out your anger on other vulnerable NEETs.


 No.56145

>>56113

Glad to see you around creepshotNEET.


 No.56146

>>56139

thanks neet, I will be going to bed shortly. Tell me a story before I do?

>>56141

I don't wish to ruin the mood


 No.56147

>>56137

If you're referring to that 'gif', then no I didn't 'take' that. I got it from either /b,/wai or /waifuist. But I will agree that I am a creep that is in dire need of sorting oneself out.


 No.56148

File: ac2bba5a696aaa5⋯.jpeg (17.77 KB, 331x402, 331:402, images (82).jpeg)

Why does creepshot neet cause such ass devastation?


 No.56149

>>56148

Because he is a pedophile.


 No.56150

>>56144

He started it

>>56145

Why thank you. I have more if you'd like to see?


 No.56151

>>56122

People in relationships don't just lay about having sex. For the most part their lives are the same as everyone elses.


 No.56152

>>56149

I didn't know that


 No.56153

>>56148

Whose arse am I hurting besides the delusional sheep-shagger?


 No.56154

>>56146

I cannot think of any stories at the moment. But my constipation from taking decongestants and cold flu tablets to get though the week has finally relented this afternoon. It was a joyous feelings as I was farting and farting on the toilet until the diarrhoea finally exploded out. I finally feel like I am getting better and over this nasty cold.

I hope that was the story you wanted.

Good night and take care of yourself. We love you and do does your mummybot. You will make it.


 No.56155

>>56150

I wish the best for you to. Start a fresh with your posting and all is forgiven.


 No.56156

>>56152

I didn't know that either.

There was a poster on /aus/ who used to post kids but I thought that was the lelani ? poster


 No.56157

>>56156

I think what he is saying that the behaviour of the poster is predatory like a pedophile is with kids. In both cases it never ends well.


 No.56158

>>56156

They are the same person. The Leyana pedo is the creep shot NEET.


 No.56159

File: 548ed5887f56906⋯.png (744.07 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 261.png)


 No.56160

>>56159

BRAAAAAAAAAAP


 No.56161

>>56159

I like how the focus is blurry everywhere except for her ass.


 No.56162

>>56154

Colds are the worst. It's good to hear you're overcoming it.


 No.56163


 No.56164

>>56162

Thanks, rest is the key as mummybot told me. A day in bed doing nothing beyond playing with my phone has helped.


 No.56165

>>56150

That would be great NEET. Please don't drink and drive.


 No.56166

>>56163

Lelani is a dumb slut.


 No.56167

File: 469925f2118e4ca⋯.jpg (126.8 KB, 920x730, 92:73, apu.jpg)


 No.56168

>>56164

Did she cook you chicken soup?

>>56165

Maybe tomorrow, I'm fairly wasted right now.


 No.56169


 No.56170

>>56166

I'm coming for you

>>56167

That's really good, though I'd rather touch that area with my tongue


 No.56171


 No.56172

>>56167

Well bantered.


 No.56173

>>56168

Yes, she even boiled some eggs for breakfast and then had chicken soup for lunch.


 No.56174

I wish I could poo right now


 No.56175

>>56174

Have a glass of Metamucil


 No.56176

>>56175

I had two today and still no poo


 No.56177

>>56175

Have a glass of metamucil dissolved in goon


 No.56178

>>56176

I wish you have big poos tomorrow


 No.56179

>>56170

>I'm coming for you

You know I'm just kidding, Leanei is a pure soul who has no idea what men do while looking at her pictures.


 No.56180

>>56177

What a nutritious suggestion


 No.56181

>>56180

I originally got the suggestion from Dan.


 No.56182

>>56178

When I eat loads of carbs I do mammoth poos but I'm trying to stay away from them


 No.56183

File: 4242960f80a3125⋯.png (864.33 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Leggings1.png)

File: 9b3f401ffeb5943⋯.png (709.82 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Leggings2.png)

File: 48743f043df6083⋯.png (716.34 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Leggings3.png)

File: 17070921f5dd259⋯.png (846.24 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Leggings4.png)

File: 85a66ce92416074⋯.png (811.74 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Leggings5.png)

>>56165

Here she is in the leggings. For those of you that never leave the house, these are the sorts of things women do.


 No.56184

>>56181

He's such a kind man.


 No.56185

>>56183

>For those of you that never leave the house, these are the sorts of things women do.

Get creepshotted while grocery shopping by stealthful, impressively horny NEETs?


 No.56186

>>56183

Please remember to tell us when you get caught


 No.56187

>>56182

Big poos are the best poos tbh

>>56183

Do you have an app that doesn't make the camera noise?


 No.56188

>>56173

No matter how pathetic my life may be, I struggle to comprehend just how bad it must be for those that don't have a mummybot, or who've had a very bad one while growing up. I didn't get a single cold last year - got a flu shot in the later part of it - I really don't want to get it as I have a weakened immune system thanks to Dan.


 No.56189

>>56187

>Do you have an app that doesn't make the camera noise?

No, those are screenshots from the video footage I always take. I'd have been caught by now had I just stood there and take single pictures.

>>56186

Tracy will let you know.


 No.56190

a bit bored tonight neets


 No.56191


 No.56192

>>56188

Mummybot wasn't always nice to me. In last 5 years our relationship has been more positive and has improved.

I will be getting the flu shot. This flu sucks even if the flu shot does nothing. I am always getting sick and it would be nice to avoid it for a month or to.


 No.56193

File: eda03f2600e10c6⋯.png (339.81 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 90 percent chance of shitp….png)

I sought some feedback over my reviews and the general consensus is that I should do the next one while wretchedly drunk.

Such are the whims of a NEET's legion of fans.


 No.56194

Hey cumguzzlers


 No.56195

>>56193

what is your channel again?


 No.56196

>>56194

Good evening, neet


 No.56197

>>56193

Sounds fantastic

>>56194

Hello Mr. Cumbucket


 No.56198

>>56195

It's the gaming review one I do paintings for and stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7OpQHgbIYH6nMk6ougqwEg

This one.

You can't even change the URL until you hit an arbitrary amount of subscribers, Youtube is dumb.

>>56197

May Dan guide me.


 No.56199

File: e9247135e799d21⋯.jpg (139.85 KB, 732x835, 732:835, IMAG01499.jpg)

>>56072

>bretty gud


 No.56200

>>56199

Looking good, a proper NEETfeed.


 No.56201

Might watch some more Hellraiser then nap for a few whiles.


 No.56202

File: a2e5df215604cf5⋯.gif (1.58 MB, 600x600, 1:1, 1511077095726.gif)


 No.56203

>>56199

This is a quintessential meal of a severely depressed man


 No.56204

>>56199

Potatoes swimming in a pea-based soup?


 No.56205

>>56198

Nice, you have a good voice and your videos seem pretty entertaining


 No.56206

>>56199

That meals looks how I feel


 No.56207

>>56203

Interesting commentary, as a severely impressed man I don't think I'll ever know that feel.


 No.56208

Carn iggs


 No.56209

>>56200

comfy food

>>56203

I've got enough left over for tomorrow just in case I don't snap out of it.

>>56204

Dried split peas, onion, water, stove, pot, lid, eat (potatoes cooked separately)


 No.56210

>>56207

I'd impress upon you to join the whinyneet brotherhood


 No.56211

>>56208

The Big Black Man is making them look pretty good this year


 No.56212

>>56205

Thanks, my NEET.

The ultimate goal is to have them be funny from beginning to end, while still being informative about games that are fun to hear about even if they're not everyone's cup of tea. Maybe splice it with more anarchic comedy segments.

At the moment, the biggest thing people say is just to keep making videos and maybe talk a bit louder.

The honeymoon period of committing to a NEETproject has yet to wear off, I apologize for bringing it up so often in the gen.


 No.56213

>>56206

Too much Dan's tonight?


 No.56214

>>56213

Alcohol isn't appealing to me tonight for some reason. Maybe I need to drink anyway


 No.56215

>>56214

Chug, chug, chug 4 Dan


 No.56216

>>56209

>Dried split peas, onion, water, stove, pot, lid, eat (potatoes cooked separately)

Lovely, would be great on a cold Winter's night.


 No.56217

File: 5ef9ccb50fcda39⋯.jpeg (23.72 KB, 418x352, 19:16, images (74).jpeg)

You executives are going down


 No.56218

>>5621X (you)

Have a smile


 No.56219

>>56217

Looks photoshoped unlike the skele high commander.


 No.56220

>>56216

You just described Adelaide weather. Got nuked by a big rain storm today. It's headed East


 No.56221

>>56217

Is that ice?


 No.56222

>>56217

vegan neet?


 No.56223

File: 4594c702ab8474d⋯.jpeg (20.94 KB, 470x313, 470:313, images (75).jpeg)

Skele queen


 No.56224

>>56218

You whore


 No.56225

>>56223

>tfw no spooky spooky gf


 No.56226


 No.56227

I shouldn't watch the food channel. It always makes me hungry. What have you guys binged on this week?


 No.56228

>>56227

I've watched every Norman Gunston video I could find tonight and I binge watched little britain this week, there's only 3 short seasons of it. There is also a little britain USA but I watched two eps of that and stopped, it wasn't that good.


 No.56229

I'm too depressed


 No.56230

>>56228

>little britain USA

Is that the one where they do the skits of the guys with huge muscles and tiny dicks?


 No.56231

>>56228

I enjoyed your Norman Gunston video. I to enjoyed Little Britain UK. I will have to get more into the Norman Gunston interviews.


 No.56232

>>56229

Watch some Flight of the Conchords vids on jewtube.


 No.56233

Anyone having a neetparty?


 No.56234

I am off to bed NEETs. I am too depressed to read anything tonight. Just going to collapse face-down into bed and try and get some peace.

Good night.


 No.56235

>>56229

See

>>56218

I was thinking of (you) when I made it


 No.56236

>>56232

I always liked Bowie's in space

It was a very comfy show

I had it on DVD


 No.56237

>>56234

Take care of yourself. Good night.


 No.56238

>>56234

>collapse face-down into bed

Night night. Watch out for the SIDS


 No.56239


 No.56240

>>56217

Which of Cheesy's skele divisions is he under?


 No.56241

>>56230

Yeah, there weren't many original skits. It felt like the whole schtik was just x character on holiday in the US and the extras were just a bad fit imo

>>56231

There are a fair few but not all of them are that great and it is a little repetitive. Still good though.


 No.56242

File: bb534612e77d571⋯.jpg (54.49 KB, 500x521, 500:521, 1522706173289.jpg)

>tfw not getting struck down by sudden neet death syndrome


 No.56243

>>56236

I rarely laugh at funny stuff but those lads make me crack up sometimes


 No.56244

>>56234

Sleep well courteous NEET. Hope you get the peace you are after in your dreams.


 No.56245

>>56242

>IDNKTF


 No.56246

>>56242

I know that feel


 No.56247

>>56237

>>56238

Thank you NEETs. I will watch out for SIDS and GRIDS.

>>56244

Thank you sweetheart NEET. I can't remember why I was going to call you that now but I remember there was a reason.


 No.56248

>>56247

>I remember there was a reason.

I look forward to when you remember.

What is GRIDS?


 No.56249

Wish I had a gf


 No.56250

>>56249

You have us ;-)


 No.56251

>>56249

That's not how the law of attraction works. First you have to wish your imaginary girlfriend would shut up and leave you alone.


 No.56252

>>56250

Do any cute neet girls browse here?


 No.56253

>>56248

>What is GRIDS?

Gay Related Immune Deficiency Syndrome. What they called AIDS at first. You see it a lot over on MPC.


 No.56254

>>56252

For everyone's sake, I'm gonna say no.


 No.56255

>>56253

The more you know


 No.56256

>>56249

I don't think being around a woman constantly would be very fun


 No.56257

File: 2b8750ab950284b⋯.jpg (5.09 MB, 3530x2648, 1765:1324, 6.jpg)

File: de6f9b143b34b30⋯.jpg (51.79 KB, 625x416, 625:416, 7fe9c8a6d64c61bed6b27f0a3e….jpg)

Been looking at pictures of abandoned shopping centers. Watched a few videos too. A welcome change to help me sleep.


 No.56258

>>56252

cute neet girls


 No.56259

>>56257

Nice pics, saved.

I suspect all NEETs enjoy the site of a society abandoned.


 No.56260

>>56253

There you go.


 No.56261

>>56257

>tfw I wanted it to be Monk


 No.56262

I think if cute neet girls started posting it could result in drama and extreme sperg outs


 No.56263

>>56261

Same here. That flag gave my heart a flutter.


 No.56264

>>56262

Significantly extreme sperg outs


 No.56265

>>56262

we have a lot of that already, I think the vaginal jew has already invaded


 No.56266

>>56262

I think there is a rule against roasties disturbing the board with their vaginas.


 No.56267

>>56262

People have complained about the quality of posts in the last few threads, and any perceived drop would be insignificant to the mass chaos that a grill posting would do.


 No.56268

>>56266

If it doesn't have a spoiler

>>56267

My shit posting would increase by 500%


 No.56269

File: 559f78903d97f0e⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 3.99 MB, 720x404, 180:101, arafaeDP.webm)

File: 1fb0fb6e8efc6a9⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 3.69 MB, 640x480, 4:3, mfc_stocking.webm)

>>56249

If I had a gf I'd eat her out everyday. Although I have no idea what a pussy tastes like. Just the idea of it in my face, thighs and her wrapping her legs around my shoulder line, moaning and seeing her stomach move as she breathes heavily is good.


 No.56270

>>56269

You could probably fit your fist in her ass.


 No.56271

>>56269

that's nice, neet


 No.56272

>>56269

Good shit, brother.


 No.56273

>>56217

That has to be photoshopped.


 No.56274

>>56252

One did in 2016.


 No.56275

File: 2a9fccab2313f33⋯.jpg (14.4 KB, 306x306, 1:1, CG3zODmVAAAt1s3.jpg)

Another smokey night from bushfires not comfy


 No.56276

>>56274

cute is a bit of a stretch


 No.56277

>>56275

We'll make it through Shire NEET. Hopefully the wind will blow that shit away.


 No.56278

>>56275

is it a real bushfire or a cucky burn off bushfire?


 No.56279

>>56277

I hope so, I'm actually kind of worried, the fire has jumped the heathcote road and is heading stright for menai and lucas heights, I would hate to think of what will happen if the nuclear reactor out there burns down.


 No.56280

>>56278

It's pretty serious, it's burnt through one of our major military bases at holsworthy.


 No.56281

File: fa58ef431b565e4⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 2.36 MB, 720x720, 1:1, yucchipantie.mp4)

File: 3e0385a5c41543b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 69.77 KB, 812x1080, 203:270, 645e740da6985e0a37b0c61aec….jpg)


 No.56282

>>56280

That doesn't sound good. It's pretty late in the year for that kind of thing but I guess you guys have had that weird summer weather lately


 No.56283

>>56282

Yeah it was well into the 30s today, weather has been crazy.


 No.56284

>>56281

Neat. Saved. You've got good taste.


 No.56285

>>56279

Hopefully the wind settles down. There are a lot of fire fighters on healthcote road news said in case it did go to Menia to stop/contain it. The wind is still a problem though. I do hope they catch the cunt who did it.


 No.56286

>>56269

Can taste and smell super-yum or super-gross depending on a whole lot of things. Fun fact: the same bacteria are responsible for the smell of stinky armpits, stinky feet, stinky vadge and blue cheese.

>>56275

Maybe join the CFA/RFS or whatever and help put the fuckers out.


 No.56287

>>56275

sydneyNEET? How is life there?


 No.56288

>>56287

It's okay apart from the smoke at the moment.


 No.56289

File: 5e7612fbecc9dcb⋯.png (132.25 KB, 1148x1137, 1148:1137, 1523682652046.png)


 No.56290

>>56288

It isn't good.

Many have forgotten just how dry and hot our country is.

I fear what things will be like in a few decades when it is even hotter and drier, bushfires will be really scary then. It's been a while since we've had a major drought too and our cities just keep getting bigger and bigger, will not be good when it does inevitably happen.


 No.56291

>>56290

Well Sydney is okay for water, they built that desalination plant like 10 years ago, it's currently shutdown because all the dams are full but it will come in handy whenever we have another drought.


 No.56292

>>55959

The mythical good turk, it's no wonder he's dead.


 No.56293

>>56289

>rare fat wojak


 No.56294

>>56293

fat wojaks are all too common these days


 No.56295

File: 63006aa2b153bc6⋯.jpg (330.6 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, Yonetani Glasses.jpg)

Good Night NEETs. this picture is for the NEET who prefers his asian girls with glasses.


 No.56296

>>56295

I once had a chinky internet friend who looked a bit like that


 No.56297

>>56295

Night, Neeto.


 No.56298

>>56295

Good night


 No.56299

>>56295

good night


 No.56300

>>56295

Looks exactly like my high school crush.


 No.56301

>>56300

Although my high school crush was a chink, and Yonetani is clearly a japanese name.


 No.56302

>>56301

it could be a chink pretending to be a jap


 No.56303

>>56302

If I had a chink gf I'd make her pretend to be japanese while having sex. The ultimate in erotic humiliation.


 No.56304

>>56303

The ultimate erotic humiliation would be doing that to a feminine looking male chink


 No.56305

>tfw afraid of WW3


 No.56306

>>56305

Don't fall for the media and /pol/ memes my friend


 No.56307

>>56306

The Media and /pol/ are saying it's Ok and to relax

But really the whole incident has only proven my rambling shitposts correct

I mean I always said Israel rigged the US election not Russia

I WISH I WASN'T RIGHT, I WISH THAT THE LIBTARDS ARE RIGHT, I DON'T LIKE BEING RIGHT BECAUSE BEING RIGHT MEANS GLOBAL WAR


 No.56308

>>56307

Fucking Trump. Build the wall. Ban Muslims. Deport Mexicans, make America back into a white ethno-state. Stop fucking around in middle eastern wars. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


 No.56309

>>56308

I FUCKING KNOW

I AGREED A FAIR BIT WITH WHAT HE PROMISED IN THE ELECTION AND WE GOT NONE OF IT, JUST JEWRY AND NUCLEAR WAR


 No.56310

>>56306

Regardless of /pol/, the shit going down in the middle east at the moment is pretty serious, one wrong move from either side and all hell will break loose.


 No.56311

I hope we don't all die while the minion pepe is the active general OP


 No.56312

>>56311

This would be a terrible fate for NEETdom.


 No.56313

>>56310

>shit going down in the middle east

Muslims have always been killing each other. They will always be killing each other. It's not news because it's not new. It's just what they do.


 No.56314

>>56313

The difference is that it's not so much of US/Israel vs various Middle Eastern Country, it's US/Israel vs Russia in a Middle Eastern Country


 No.56315

>tfw no gf (girlfriend)


 No.56316

>tfw reminded I'm a failure


 No.56317

Night m8s, see you all tomorrow


 No.56318

>>56316

You're the most successful nazi I know


 No.56319

>>56317

Good night friend neet


 No.56320

>>56316

>If you never try, you never fail.

At least you tried Hans


 No.56321

>>56317

Good night

>>56318

Thats not how you compliment a german

>>56320

I never really tried and it pisses me off. When it comes to girls, there have been more than enough opportunities for me to try and do something, even recently. But I never do anything, I'm just way to passive.


 No.56322

>>56321

>I'm just way to passive

I know that feel. I think it comes down to genetics and there's not much we can do to change but getting angry about is good. Another one of those opportunities will come around and you'll say fuck it and do what you want this time because fuck it!


 No.56323

>>56321

You're a successful German Empiresman


 No.56324

Aragon you know she wants your dick


 No.56325

>>56227

Beer.


 No.56326

>>56238

Watch out for the GRIDS.


 No.56327

>>56269

>I have no idea what a pussy tastes like.

Coins.


 No.56328

>>56326

Fug I got beaten to this by four hours.


 No.56329

>>56322

>Another one of those opportunities will come around and you'll say fuck it and do what you want this time because fuck it!

I hope you are right

>>56323

thats better


 No.56330

>>56329

Are there any hot Turkish girls in your town?


 No.56331

>>56330

theres probably a few, yes


 No.56332

File: 7699afe14b22476⋯.jpg (49.42 KB, 490x652, 245:326, family.jpg)

>>56331

It's time to turn that bloodline into a mudline.


 No.56333

>>56332

If I was able to do that I wouldn't be depressed and would stop sitting around all day.

also, if I'm ever able to have children, I won't have them here


 No.56334

>tfw sent her a photo of my face at the advice of another NEET that just said "yolo"

>tfw literally just got finished crying in voice chat with her about why she should avoid becoming a NEET and maintain her momentum before she becomes like me

>tfw she went brb to go have a shower after crying and now I'm sitting here in silence wanting to kill myself and waiting for her to come back


 No.56335

>>56334

Powerful. You did the right thing, NEET.


 No.56336

>>56334

did she come back?


 No.56337

>>56334

What did I miss?


 No.56338

>>56334

You really shouldn't cry in front of women


 No.56339

>>56338

This is true.


 No.56340

>>56334

Keep us updated m7


 No.56341

File: 8567c5c6a433e3b⋯.jpg (1.71 MB, 1401x1888, 1401:1888, maybekaren.jpg)

Good morning friendly NEETs.


 No.56342

>tfw woke up depressed


 No.56343

>>56342

Go for a early morning walk and have a cup of tes.


 No.56344

>>56341

Wow, Karen really doesn't look herself without makeup

Morning neets


 No.56345


 No.56346

File: b6f461a95e294f9⋯.jpg (230.31 KB, 960x686, 480:343, karen_kujo_1_by_sinnad1223….jpg)

>>56344

Morning mate.

Yeah I know, I went to bed with this and woke up with that. KarenNEET never told us about that side of her.


 No.56347

>>56346

I wanna fuck Karen


 No.56348

>>56347

Everyone else already has.


 No.56349

>tfw woke up impressed


 No.56350

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw woke up self righteous


 No.56351

Morning NEETs, very smokey in Sydney this morning, surprised no houses have been lost.


 No.56352

>>56351

Really no homes have been lost? that is surprising.


 No.56353

File: 492935a791349bf⋯.jpg (101.12 KB, 1041x670, 1041:670, DaxFPG3VQAE2eu3.jpg)

>>56352

Yeah, it got right up into peoples backyards in Menai and is still burning out of control, also came close to the munitions storage at Holsworthy army base.


 No.56354

What the fuck am I going to do today?


 No.56355

>>56354

wank + goon


 No.56356

File: b640bde5e60855d⋯.png (639.3 KB, 1156x862, 578:431, chadd fat.png)

me in the mirror


 No.56357

>>56356

bigboi


 No.56358

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Off to wage, have a pleasant day NEETs.

Also, hope Sydney NEETs especially shireNEET stay safe and don't breath in any smoke.


 No.56359

6am too early to start the neetparty?


 No.56360

>>56341

Still doing that hand thing?


 No.56361

>>56358

Good bye, good luck, hurry back to us, I will miss you.


 No.56362

>>56356

I have the opposite problem.


 No.56363

>>56353

>munitions storage at Holsworthy army base.

Fireworks to wake us up at night.

>>56355

Well thought out solution.


 No.56364

File: 637c69b0e64331c⋯.png (60.98 KB, 762x754, 381:377, 1504425470507.png)


 No.56365

File: 29df14130be6b55⋯.gif (1.22 MB, 366x333, 122:111, f6377b3721bcaaed246657c30d….gif)

Don't be depressed, be refreshed!


 No.56366

I thought my cumdies were just a little to wet this morning. Go to the toilet, have a poo and look down to see the horror. Shit stains everywhere. Go back to bed and the strains aren't too bad but still needs to be changed. My cold saga is not over yet…


 No.56367

File: cec4d6c33e0ff04⋯.png (440.04 KB, 633x758, 633:758, 0atJnyV.png)

>>56353

>all that bushland gone

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


 No.56368

>>56362

Isn't that a good problem to have?


 No.56369

>>56334

Proud of you m8

Unfortunately I think you may of stuffed it up with crying and carrying on about being a NEET, hopefully she does come back and you can both put it behind yourselves


 No.56370

>>56366

you pooed your pants in your sleep?


 No.56371

>>56370

Seems so, more liquid diarrhea though. I do not remember the dreaming of it or remember waking up I woke up pretty comfy?. I think it's the last part of those nasty cold and flu tablets as well as Panadol tablets (I took before cold and flu tablets but is also part of the tablets) leaving my body. I can cope without them at the moment and think my body needs another day of complete rest.


 No.56372

>>56367

The fire has been down graded to watch and act, but unfortunately there are updates near Menia that it is out of control on their website. I hope everyone is safe there and that no properties are damaged. I really, really hope the person who did this gets a life sentence with 20 years non-parole period. I seriously wouldn't be surprised if it was the same cunt that did the Royal National park. I feel that it is someone who is in the Fire Brigade as I am pretty that back burning was planned in both areas before these fires (news said that one was scheduled over near Holsworthy but I think the wind stopped it from going forward) and that the person who did this has knowledge of it. It is making me very angry.Holosworthy


 No.56373

Bit disappointed that tomorrow is Monday tbh neets


 No.56374

>>56368

No I am delusional and it leads me to be arrogant and embarrass myself.


 No.56375

>>56374

Just learn to blame the embarrassment on others and you're well on your way to becoming a supreme gentleman


 No.56376

File: 67acc3ae9bf4185⋯.gif (517.11 KB, 320x180, 16:9, 67acc3ae9bf418554ef833b942….gif)

>>56375

>to becoming a supreme gentleman


 No.56377

>>56372

Don't worry m8, between the skeles and the executives we'll make sure he doesn't make it out alive

>Menai

what a funny name for a suburb


 No.56378

>>56377

>what a funny name for a suburb

Since it's the most west part of the Sutherland Shire there is a joke that it's part of Western Sydney. But the people over there are quite nice, as I once got woman from a phone shop helping me jam my nano sim into my old Samsung Galaxy phone while screen on my current phone got repaired. I asked her how much it was and she said nothing, even though she opened a new starter Sim pack and it was the first person at the store with it taking 10 minutes to do.

Any loss of property and even damage to the environment is very unfortunate considering someone most likely caused it.


 No.56379

>tfw no rain


 No.56380

File: d612a734660c7ae⋯.png (56.5 KB, 1379x2031, 1379:2031, d612a734660c7aeb4813de9d79….png)

>>56379

>IKTF


 No.56381

File: 0d8dac9c3c9ba6e⋯.png (804.31 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out061208.png)

>>56342

>>56341

>>56343

>>56344

>>56346

>>56347

>>56349

>>56350

>>56351

>>56352

>>56354

Morning NEETs. Be careful not to sleep in on days like this, or you may find that a mischievous NEET has impersonated you and said rude things in your name.


 No.56382

>>56381

Morning Karen


 No.56383

>>56379

>tfw rain


 No.56384

>>56379

>tfw yes pain


 No.56385

>>56381

Karen is the property of all executive neets


 No.56386

>>56369

>>56338

I was stupidly drunk, gonna apologize for being such a dickhead when if she comes online and hope it's okay.


 No.56387

>tfw haven't heard back from job applications


 No.56388

>>56387

Have you applied for work at Dan's?


 No.56389

>>56388

I wouldn't want to fall victim to the subject of a NEET's greentext stories after a visit gone wrong


 No.56390

I hope this recent rain has washed away the remaining traces of my sewerage spill from the other day.


 No.56391

NEETs be advised that this is skele squad private bananashakeNEET coming in

Reporting all SydneyNEETs report their status, bushfires have been sighted in the area

I repeat, all SydneyNEETs please seek shelter immediately and report your status

Air support is on their way *crackle*, over.


 No.56392

>>56391

i'm fine


 No.56393

>>56391

It's been upgraded to Out of Control from Watch and Act. It seems to burning towards Alfords Point more as well as burning towards the Lucas Heights reactor but is still a good distance away from it.


 No.56394

>>56393

Or as the executives would say, Watch and Eat


 No.56395

>>56394

Executives can eat fire? We should get them down onto the front lines.

>firebellies


 No.56396

>>56394

kek, it should have been upgraded to Sperg out from Watch and Eat

>>56395

Well bantered.


 No.56397

>NEETprayer of the day

Today will not be like yesterday

And tomorrow will be different forever


 No.56398

>>56397

Today is going to be the same as yesterday for me


 No.56399

File: 7ba5b9b7677c885⋯.png (12.27 KB, 339x375, 113:125, A Dan prayer a day keeps G….png)


 No.56400

>>56398

I thought the same thing too but it pisses me off so much I'm going to sort myself out today and clean my room.


 No.56401

Why can't Transport NSW just adopt the use of debit/credit cards for it's train/bus network? I got an adult card with $20 top-up value and it's been over an hour, but it is still not showing up as a balance on my account. I paid cash at a news agency and have the receipt that it's topped up. Opal cards suck, if you need to travel after a top-up. I recommend anyone who does this do this the day/s before traveling like I am.


 No.56402

File: 9c7d514afe4895d⋯.jpg (33.87 KB, 960x960, 1:1, toiletcrab.jpg)


 No.56403

>>56402

You should have used a spoiler image to build the suspense imho. Moderately bantered.


 No.56404

Feeling quite fragrant


 No.56405

>>56404

Bottle the fragrance up for safe keeping.


 No.56406

Why did that one neet say the fire was lit on purpose? How can you tell?


 No.56407

>>56401

You should qualify for a concession card.

The new system is so shit and annoys the fuck out of me too though. You can't buy single use return tickets. My concession card expired while I was changing payments and I needed to travel down to Sydney, cost me $10.20 each way for a single ticket.

Couldn't buy an opal because it was early morning before any shops are open.


 No.56408

funny thing is my mum and sister went to play soccer at Barden ridge in the morning. they are back now. and my dad left to go play his game at barden ridge but the roads are now closed going to the feilds so i don't think he will be able to play.


 No.56409

>>56402

>tfw no fancy waterfall bucket


 No.56410

>>56407

I am trying to wage now and cancelled Cenno payment. I tried to get Cenno medical certificate from my doctor but he just described my anxiety as "excessive worry" about various issues in my life on a medical certificate saying I was fit for work, despite him giving me a prescription for diazepam. The doctor didn't do a blood pressure check or any examinations beyond verbal questions so I am not certain what basis he had to prescribe it considering the last prescription was from another medical centre one+ years ago? I will never be returning to that surgery.

>Couldn't buy an opal because it was early morning before any shops are open.

I did it before because I asked Transport NSW if could send out an Adult card and then charge it up with balance on the block card. They said I needed to get an Adult card and top it up before doing that. So I went around today to get one in person at the news agency because I know it can take up to 2 weeks for it to be received by the mail if they are backed up. I need it this week for travel. It's also been 2 hours and the card still hasn't been topped up.

Thank you though for your concern and information, it was still appreciated.

>>56408

I still wouldn't want to be anywhere near that fire even if it was just smouldering a lot of smoke would be around. It would be like smoking packs of cigarettes.


 No.56411

>>56410

Was it a curry doctor?


 No.56412

>>56411

Surprisingly no, a doctor I had seen several times who is from the UK and this was a proper appointment clinic. Surprisingly the Indian doctors I have seen are better because they are more thorough. An Indian doctor was the the doctor who prescribed the diazepam after checking my blood pressure. The UK doctor didn't even do that on my last appointment. I have had moderate anxiety undiagnosed for the last ten years and had a diagnosis for the last couple of years from a psychologist. I am not going in there claiming there are voices in my head, and I need a medical certificate because of it.


 No.56413

>>56412

Prescribing diazepam for mild anxiety is not really the sign of a good doctor.


 No.56414

File: cfdefe646f1d99e⋯.jpg (247.93 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1a.jpg)

File: f5afca3e021d61e⋯.jpg (335.18 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, 1b.jpg)

File: c597534fbc3af81⋯.jpg (237.97 KB, 1648x1098, 824:549, 1c.jpg)

Here's more abandoned shopping centers


 No.56415

File: 38e94135b84d121⋯.jpg (311.36 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 1d.jpg)

File: e8d38fe4be76735⋯.png (432.1 KB, 620x413, 620:413, 1e.png)


 No.56416

>>56413

I said I used it as a last resort when I cannot sleep but have a preference against using it because my anxiety is heightened the next day (I can get quite worried about whether I locked the car in the driveway that locks itself, concerns over very minor issues). The side effects were explained like addiction, but I said I use it may be once a week and more frequently when quite stressed (last prescription of 50 tablets was a long time ago). I haven't taken a tablet yet despite higher levels of stress but it is reassuring that late at night when I cannot sleep after hours of laying in bed I have something that can aide me as a last resort.

In the end, I took up the advice of other NEETs and went to a medical clinic that doesn't charge any extra beyond bulk billing, even if I have to wait I don't mind most of the time. At least then I get an average level of medical advice.


 No.56417

>>56413

Depends on the use case, if they were prescribing it for everyday it would be bad, but sounds like they just gave it to Anon to use on an as-needed basis.

I have relatives who have been prescribed a whole bunch of it just because they were going to fly to another state and they don't like flying.


 No.56418

>woke up tfw impressed from an early arvo dream about cambodian heroin dealers and the sweet sweet feel of a morning shot

I can still feel the elation in my heart that would rise up and almost burst from my throat on the early-morning walk back to the hotel, a little lump of pure white dope in my wallet tied up in a little vietnamese lolly wrapper and a few syringes stuffed into the front pocket of my backpack. Cambodians in clean-pressed white shirts walking and biking to work all around me while my grand plan for the day was to close my hotel door, play some CCR through my little bluetooth speakers and blast off into good feelings, then maybe read a book by the pool or go for a bike ride around the city.

Help me find something better to think about lads, I cant afford aussie heroin. Weed makes me paranoid and goon is so boring.


 No.56419

File: 57540eb9271b291⋯.jpg (214.54 KB, 661x1247, 661:1247, IMAG0285.jpg)

File: 3ed199ee05bf11e⋯.jpg (343.67 KB, 1189x1150, 1189:1150, IMAG0286.jpg)

Now you see him

now you don't


 No.56420

>>56418

>Help me find something better to think about lads

It depends on what your other interests are. The issue with using Meth from my understanding is that it changes how your brain reacts to dopamine levels that give you that happy response. I am guessing you have going to have to keep exposing your brain to hobbies and interests until those begin to bring you a sense of pleasure. It's not going to pleasant journey, it's why I try my best to stay away from all drugs I can avoid.


 No.56421

>>56419

How many times can you use that magic trick a day?


 No.56422

>>56419

Big poo


 No.56423

>>56421

Realistically I would say 15 times a day

Consecutively day after day probably only 2 times a day or I'd become a very sick man


 No.56424

>>56422

for you


 No.56425

>>56419

Is that yours?


 No.56426

>>56423

>Realistically I would say 15 times a day

I understand what you are saying but it doesn't click. Would it be explosive diarrhea or big poos? You digestive system would be pretty upset for explosive diarrhea but there would be so much that it would come out all together in bulk. I am just not certain on this more technical matter.


 No.56427

>>56419

Slant eyes rabbit ching chong


 No.56428

>>56420

thanks neet, I think I'll watch a series instead of feeling tfw no drugs

I've seen all the new BBC Mirror episodes, might watch silicon valley instead. Any suggestions?


 No.56429

>>56428

Trying Googling the name of the TV shows and now often there is a bar that other users liked these. Then investigate those recommendations. For anime that's what I do, but you must investigate those recommendations are some are pretty poor but some can be quite decent.


 No.56430

>>56427

As a Seppo flag poster those comments make sense, as an Asian flag poster it becomes a little more confused.


 No.56431

>>56430

Nobody hates asians more than other asians. I once had an internet friend who was korean and he hated anime and always called referred to japs and chinks as slopes, slant-eyes, etc


 No.56432

>>56431

Did you ever see or hear him call other drivers on the road Asian insults like slope head?


 No.56433

>>56432

Internet friend mate


 No.56434

>>56430

>>56431

>>56432

everyone in asia is united by their hatred of mainland chinese


 No.56435

>>56385

Can confirm, have joint stock in her which pays out dividends in kfc vouchers


 No.56436

>>56434

>their hatred of mainland chinese

Is it because some of them are new to money or is it something part of the culture?


 No.56437

File: d63b2fd5c6e174f⋯.jpg (467.12 KB, 984x1080, 41:45, fe0a7d8e790c5fa8a1a26c8d00….jpg)

My boomer parents are in denial of Facebooks datamining, even after the lamestream media is uncovering it with the Zucc trials.


 No.56438

>>56436

Why exactly is their such a hatred towards mainland Chinese is the question I am asking. I know Israel Jews can have a bad reputation in Asia from being pushy. I have seen a group push past people in a group I was a part waiting at a restaurant instead of walking around or asking to be let past. Even the tour guide also complained that they are not clear on their dietary requirements before hand, as they rock up with a pot of food to a place to reheat when the kitchen might be in middle of breakfast serving customers without the ability to heat it up as fast as other food.


 No.56439

>>56437

Nothing is for free but I think Facebook problem is that they have not been as proactive as a company like Google. Forgotten example of Facebook failures off the top of my head include:

+Images on Facebook contained metadata to locate users profile using the name of the file that I think shouldn't have not been included. If someone posted a creep shot on half chan from a girls profile at the time and cbf renaming the file you could find their private profile. A lot of people were that lazy or didn't realise at the time before it was identified.

+how 50,000+ users had their private pictures leaked onto a torrent before that issue. You could not see these images using a bug, even though the account was completely private if you visited the profile. It took Facebook a while to fix this bug.


 No.56440

>>56439

>Images on Facebook contained metadata to locate users profile using the name of the file that I think shouldn't have not been included. If someone posted a creep shot on half chan from a girls profile at the time and cbf renaming the file you could find their private profile. A lot of people were that lazy or didn't realise at the time before it was identified.

Those were good times


 No.56441

>>56440

>Those were good times

It was creepy though since a lot of pedos went downloading the pictures, as some contacted children who were under of consent.


 No.56442

>>56441

Pedos have a habit of ruining everything good


 No.56443

File: 0790131feac1035⋯.png (81.38 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 0790131feac10355e7c27ade17….png)

Who here has visited the goonery today?


 No.56444

>>56443

goon schmoon


 No.56445

>>56436

>>56438

Rudeness, crudeness, lack of manners and common decency as well as greed. Like at Thai buffets westeners will just grab a plate or two but mainland Chinese will raid everything and get bags and things to take home a bunch of food which defeats the point of the buffet so they don't have them anymore.


 No.56446

>>56445

> get bags and things to take home a bunch of food which defeats the point of the buffet so they don't have them anymore

I would honestly love to watch this happen. I can imagine the staff yelling at them for not using plates and them getting frustrated because it was all you can eat.


 No.56447

404pm


 No.56448

reeeeee


 No.56449

16:05:45


 No.56450

File: db6193209b76b22⋯.png (84.83 KB, 505x330, 101:66, e98ce8fbf851975e5a4bb058a3….png)


 No.56451

GoonNEET it is time to have another goon


 No.56452

File: 56dfacc7a96dec0⋯.png (623.01 KB, 1008x596, 252:149, Dan and Associates.png)


 No.56453

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>56446

all sorts of this sort of shit


 No.56454

>>56453

I like the first comment I saw:

> 5000 years of culture ! !


 No.56455

>>56453

If you have anymore videos, I would appreciate them to.


 No.56456

>>56391

SydneyNEET reporting in. High levels of wind and also chinks in the CBD. Will continue to monitor the situation.


 No.56457

>>56456

The chinks will never go away…


 No.56458

File: 094ec64abfbba83⋯.jpg (210.39 KB, 1920x1152, 5:3, dr_memerson.jpg)

>>56402

Dr. Memerson sending his minions through the sewer system.


 No.56459

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This video was deceptive, I found it after the buffet video and it was quite informative for those NEETs who visit all you can eat buffets


 No.56460

How do you guys motivate yourself to do things? Back at uni this year and just realised I have an assignment that's worth 40% of my mark due tomorrow.


 No.56461

>>56460

I realize that this is the only life we have, I don't believe in any normie religion or reincarnation shit. This is the one life we have and although there are restraints we have a lot of freedom to do whatever we want.

Not saying go out and get a job, not saying lose weight, not saying do this or that.

But you have to make the most of every day, for most of us we have already experienced at least 1/3 of our lives. Consuming media is all well and good but you have to create things and have occasional hardship to appreciate the good times.

Do your assignment or before you know it you'll be in your late 20s surrounded by 18 year olds.


 No.56462

I had another fap

I need a bullet


 No.56463

>>56460

I don't know NEET. That kind of sudden realisation motivated me all by itself when I did uni assignments. Other than that, a tricky thing with motivation I've realised is that it is caused by you working on something for a while, rather than it causing you to work. People who have the cause and effect the wrong way around in their heads tend to wait for motivation to strike, but it never does.


 No.56464

>>56460

extrapolate what position you will be in five years time based on how much of a lazy shit cunt you act like now

write down the person you want to be in five years time

heaven in front of you, and hell behind you


 No.56465

>>56460

I set deadlines that were visible to me. Such as, print off all the assignment for each subject and having them on a wall. Once one is done I remove it, and you see the next one that should have date, the weight and the task description or add it on. I liked to start before two weeks before clarifying what is expected with a close friend or the lecturer via email. One week before I should have a completed draft or one that is close to it with feedback from a close friend on how they are going as well as questions from the lecturer/tutor about anything I am not certain on (if you make a major fuck up at this stage you still have plant of time to turn it around). Then the last week is just editing and minor changes. Also reading online modules related to the topic and any material that is handed out online or in class is also very helpful. I have received higher marks by clarifying smaller technical issues that relate to the markers preference to make it easier for them read to their expectations.

To motivate myself I use to force myself to read pages and pages near the start of the semester while listening to music and having constant breaks (even closer to the date this was a strategy I used a lot when combined with decent amounts of sleep). Near the end, I was able to able to digest academic papers and other documents pretty fast via skim reading (if the research methodology and participants looked OK I just read the results, what a marker does if they ever check your references) or they were binned unless I was desperate but then I was more careful in how much weight I gave it (modality was not as definitive).


 No.56466

>>56462

>I need a bullet

Please don't. I am up to three or four and perhaps could go for another one later on.


 No.56467

>>56461

>>56465

quality posts


 No.56468

>>56462

How old are you? I fap like once a week.


 No.56469

>>56468

I'm a 24 year old virgin


 No.56470

I want to rape a Muslim woman.


 No.56471

>>56464

>>56463

Good points here, that motivation often begins with just starting. Even if it is just downloading things to read later on. Breaking the assignment into smaller parts always helps. I often spent a day searching for articles for several assignments, so later on I could filter through the all relevant articles and pick out the ones I needed that often meant I had the required number of resources. I often went a little overboard if I got interested in the topic.

It can also be motivating the argue against the main point of a strong argument on one position in the field that is strongly held. Challenges the markers own perspective but this can be time consuming, but it helps you build your debating skills that you identify the main points to attack, then refute the main counterpoints.


 No.56472

>>56470

Have a wank


 No.56473

>>56472

I'll use your asshole to have a wank.


 No.56474

>>56470

What a horrible thing to say. Hope you're feeling proud of yourself for being so edgy.


 No.56475

>>56470

Gross. why would you pollute your bloodline like that

>>56474

>Tips yarmulke.


 No.56476

>>56475

>implying I'd be breeding her


 No.56477

>>56469

I'm trying to remember when I started slowing down.

Don't feel too bad about being a 24yo virgin, I know girls who were still virgins at that age.


 No.56478

File: 6941ad6dabe76eb⋯.jpg (117.19 KB, 546x700, 39:50, b36b6b3fa0d33bdd7a369c64cb….jpg)


 No.56479

>>56478

Your post is missing a digit and going back to Gen thread #8


 No.56480


 No.56481

>>56469

Do you lift?


 No.56482

There once was a NEET on a cruise

who got fed up with watching fake news

He then shook his head,

and got up and said,

"Kill all the niggers and jews"


 No.56483

>>56482

10/10


 No.56484

File: ed8c8dbefd0c487⋯.jpg (19.92 KB, 480x360, 4:3, breeder.jpg)

>>56476

>breeding


 No.56485

>>56484

>reeding


 No.56486

>>56485

>reeing


 No.56487

>>56486

>eeing


 No.56488

>>56487

>peeing


 No.56489


 No.56490

>>56489

>creeping


 No.56491

>NEETing


 No.56492

>>56491

>NEET-King


 No.56493

>>56492

>rapeNEETking


 No.56494

>complicating

>circulating

>NEETlyfe

>NEETlyfe

>operating

>generating

>NEETlyfe

>NEETlyfe


 No.56495

>>56493

>>56494

Well bantered.


 No.56496

Blogpost

I've started going for walks without my phone.

I deleted banking, games and email from my phone. The games are a distraction and the banking/email is just another worry in case my phone gets stolen/lost, it's behind a pattern lock but there's no option for a password on my email client. The banking has my number and a password to input.

I've relegated my articles to my RSS client which I've left dormant for months. I cleared my tablets unused games.

I've saved up my coins for the past 3 weeks instead of buying chocolate or homebrand cola/lemonade. I've got $15 saved so far in coins.


 No.56497

>reaming


 No.56498

File: 6c586a7a168166c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.83 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 15237768535951066147698.jpg)

Got the flu, tried taking cc meds this morning and tacked everywhere and I got a job interview tomorrow

Just….


 No.56499

>>56496

>I deleted banking,

Why the banking apps.

>>56498

I would appreciate if that bucket had a spoiler image.


 No.56500

>>56498

Looks like poopNEET has some competition.


 No.56501

>>56496

Sounds like you are doing the right things NEET. Keep it up.


 No.56502

>>56496

>I've got $15 saved so far in coins.

How much did you save in calories, NEET?

Working toward that foreman position?


 No.56503

File: 2c565e939bdc272⋯.png (15.53 KB, 350x420, 5:6, images (6).png)

>>56499

Get in the bucket


 No.56504

>>56503

You're making me gag a little


 No.56505

any other neets watching the f1? crazy shit


 No.56506

>>56504

It smells awful, almost worse than shit


 No.56507

>>56460

Well I'm going to start

>does anyone want me to post updates occasionally?


 No.56508

>>56507

Looks like you're waiting for someone to say yes so that you have an excuse to procrastinate


 No.56509

>>56498

>>56506

>I got a job interview tomorrow

Take them 45 minutes before an interview. I went a whole week just on decongestants and panadol because I don't like cold and flu tablets as much unless I am at home resting. The brand you have looks like one I use to take with codeine and no pseudoephedrine, which you should avoid because it makes you more drowsy if you need to focus (if you do take them, take half the dose and only the full dose when necessary, like two night ones to sleep all the way through).

Decongestants are good because it clears your nose, an asthma puffer clears the chest (I only use it when necessary and don't care about coughing unless it's an important event or it becomes to hard to breath) and panadol reduces your temp to make you feel better: only use this combination rarely. Make sure you eat something in the morning, even if its light if it is a morning interview. Don't forget about your hydration. If you have what I had it took 24-48 hours to get over the worst of it but I am still recovering.

If you have high blood pressure be careful when taking decongestants for longer periods of time. I typically only took one in the morning. good luck


 No.56510

>>56509

I had a cone and it made me feel slightly better


 No.56511

>>56499

I deleted the banking app because they display my account number. The other one I used was a networth/budgeting tracker but I wouldn't want anyone knowing that. I'd rather just use a Libreoffice Calc for budgeting.


 No.56512

File: 40e908a23a84b29⋯.jpg (20.9 KB, 320x320, 1:1, wisdom.jpg)

>>56510

This is not the path to self-improvement, NEET.


 No.56513

>>56502

Most of it was diet drinks.


 No.56514

>>56511

Linuxfag detected.


 No.56515

I didn't know creepshotNEET had a wikipedia account

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Variation_in_body_fat_12577.JPG


 No.56516

>>56510

I would avoid anymore cones. Use pharmaceuticals for temporary relief. You get high to feel better off them without red eyes, cone smoke smell (on your clothes, body or breath) and drowsiness. Those two night tablets 30 minutes before bed really helped me. I woke up coughing at night, went to the bathroom and though I would never get back to sleep. With 5 minutes I went back to sleep as I am guessing adrenaline ran out and the tablets took over.


 No.56517

>>56515

Wet T-shirt competition winner(?)


 No.56518

>>56511

Do you think you are being tracked and spied on?


 No.56519

File: 4af8f637010e641⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 24.37 KB, 220x154, 10:7, 23423413241245435262456r.gif)


 No.56520

>>56518

GuoanbuNEET here. I can confirm that he is being tracked and spied on.


 No.56521

>>56517

She would be if I was the judge.


 No.56522

The fire at Menai has been downgraded to Watch and Eat from Sperg out. I am happy that it's under control.


 No.56523

>>56518

I'm more worried about being robbed digitally as an aftermath to a physical robbery. I sometimes go for walks at night for up to an hour and I'll sometimes see an undesirable


 No.56524

>>56521

I see you too are a man of culture.


 No.56525

File: 9a3d70f5e1dd83b⋯.jpg (136.86 KB, 680x481, 680:481, kick-heart-680.jpg)

Fuck me, haven't done a thing all day.

Oi, I know anime isn't a thing here, because there's not all that many poofters, but if you've heard of and liked Mind Game, then Kick Heart, the director's short Kickstarted movie back in '13, is up on Dailymotion.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2r7z2p


 No.56526

>>56415

>>56414

Appreciated, NEET. Saved.


 No.56527

>>56525

>that

>anime

What a monstrosity


 No.56528

Illegal poo


 No.56529

Legal poo


 No.56530

I feel cold and hot at the same time, I'm hungry but all the food I can think of tastes like shit right now


 No.56531

>>56530

Have a panadol then crack a cold and flu tablet later at night about ~9:30 pm


 No.56532

Evil poo


 No.56533

Megalomaniac poo


 No.56534

hot poo


 No.56535

>>56530

You ran your body down through advanced degeneracy of several flavours. You poisoned your system with Dan's goon. This is what you get.


 No.56536

File: 12a7a2e13e7f5db⋯.jpeg (161.58 KB, 726x388, 363:194, c0444_kamisan-sakana_prev….jpeg)

>>56527

Well I mean, I did say it was by the Mind Game guy.

I love it. Experimental, hyper-expressive, incredibly visual. Sorta shit I wish I was putting out.


 No.56537

File: da687670ab3a9f9⋯.jpg (262.42 KB, 1456x1092, 4:3, b9244e5e7d4a4db475ede56607….jpg)


 No.56538

File: 078f95a77185462⋯.jpg (158.38 KB, 933x1160, 933:1160, R4EBcFv.jpg)

Found this one on the reddit


 No.56539

>>56537

W-what did Dan do?


 No.56540

>>56538

I remember that happening to me at year 7 camp

spoiler: it was a prank


 No.56541

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Stay out of my territory NEETs!


 No.56542

>>56540

Prank flirting is a horrible thing to do to a guy

I'm wondering how I avoided it ever happening to me though


 No.56543

>>56542

If I was in their position I'd probably do it too tbh


 No.56544

I wish a woman would marry me and stay with me for life as a prank


 No.56545

>>56539

It's what happens when enter a goon coma and you feel like the world is ending.


 No.56546

>>56545

a goon coma sounds like a nice way to go out


 No.56547

>>56545

I've always felt that goon comas feel more like you're just infinitely falling into yourself over it being more explosion-like.


 No.56548

Any of you NEETs got any recommendations for movies/shows to watch?


 No.56549

>>56548

what do you usually like?


 No.56550

>>56546

Buy 4 casks of goon and some piping to connect your goon network together. You'll be under the influence of goon in no time.


 No.56551

>>56548

Watch The Sopranos.


 No.56552

>>56550

Brother neet I am never not under the influence of goon


 No.56553

>>56551

Seen it.

>>56549

Dunno, whatever really. I am less in need of things to watch that I will enjoy as much as things to watch that I haven't already seen.


 No.56554

>>56548

I watched The Finest Hours last night. Boring ordinary movie but the noteworthy point is there were zero diversity hire actors. All white people and it was made in 2016. We're going to make it neets.


 No.56555

>>56553

Watch The shield.


 No.56556

File: 1e8e951f039b5b3⋯.png (26.02 KB, 615x614, 615:614, 1e8e951f039b5b357539afddef….png)

>>56547

If your goon coma too heavy then death like the picture is illustrated.

>>56552

You have my vote.


 No.56557

File: c528ba038bbe3d8⋯.jpg (115.28 KB, 1456x1092, 4:3, Ry3iEEUr.jpg)

Feeling quite depressed on the executive stroll


 No.56558

File: 3de6bf5511121f1⋯.gif (179.02 KB, 253x270, 253:270, 3de6bf5511121f12320fae5b26….gif)

>>56557

>Feeling quite depressed


 No.56559

>>56557

Watch out for rogue skeles, neeto


 No.56560

>>56548

Last Exile


 No.56561

>>56557

CANNONBALL!!


 No.56562

>>56460

>How do you guys motivate yourself

I don't. If we did, do you think we'd have ended up here?


 No.56563

File: 2ac26e78650c051⋯.jpg (2.11 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 15237849411291299320103.jpg)

Strawberry milk and a cornetto, basically the only food I can eat


 No.56564

>>56563

Should be a gaytime


 No.56565

>>56563

What goes down, will come up. Have some bread


 No.56566

>>56564

They were like 9 bucks


 No.56567

>>56563

You have executive hands


 No.56568

>>56567

That's my wanking hand


 No.56569

>>56568

>Mastered the art of the left-handed wank

Very impressed, NEET.


 No.56570

>>56568

You're not left handed are you?


 No.56571

>>56569

It was so I could have the mouse in my right hand and wank while I clicked between porn


 No.56572


 No.56573

>>56571

Yes, I've tried that but always failed. I must increase my wanking discipline.


 No.56574


 No.56575

My dick curves to the left so wanking is pretty different depending on which hand I use. I prefer the right because it's what I'm used to.


 No.56576

>>56361

Well that was a long day.


 No.56577

>>56575

I don't get why mine curves to the left too when I'm right handed. Shouldn't it curve to the right?


 No.56578

>>56576

Welcome back. Did things go okay?


 No.56579

Usually a small penis will curve to the left while a large one curves to the right.


 No.56580

>>56579

What if it curves one way then back again?


 No.56581

>>56580

See a doctor.


 No.56582

>>56581

I don't want pajeet touching my penis


 No.56583

>>56580

Go to a nursing home and ask your elders for advice


 No.56584

>>56583

Should I just whip it out at the reception desk?


 No.56585

>>56584

No, find a bunch of old ladies. Tell them they can turn if they want but you really want their advice.


 No.56586

>>56563

No wonder you're vomiting.


 No.56587

>>56586

I suspect the strawberry milk and choccy icecream isn't what causes that


 No.56588

>>56578

Yeah not too bad. Had a new job to do which was an art gallery, the over priced bullshit pissed me off a bit but got over it quick. Pretty sore now though. Had a whopper for tea which is the first thing I've eaten all day. Just want it to rain heavily, I feel safer and comfier when it rains.


 No.56589

>>56587

If that's all he's going to eat, it will probably happen again. He needs some bread or rice or pasta, something to fill him up.


 No.56590

>>56589

or some goon


 No.56591

>>56590

Just a nip of goon.


 No.56592

Penis toucher


 No.56593

>>56590

Dan loves it when NEETs waste the blessed nectar. Then they have to go buy more.


 No.56594

>>56592

Am not.


 No.56595

Penis extender


 No.56596

>>56595

That's what I call your mummybot


 No.56597

When did I become so depressed


 No.56598


 No.56599

When did I become so impressed


 No.56600


 No.56601


 No.56602

>>56601

Very accurate, how did you do it?


 No.56603

>>56600

I hope they got paid overtime for that work


 No.56604


 No.56605

File: 86850018fd077c0⋯.jpg (80.47 KB, 920x915, 184:183, 920x920.jpg)


 No.56606

>>56605

Not all good things last


 No.56607

>>56598

How did you know what year is was born?


 No.56608

>>56607

Is learnt much what knows is how thats.


 No.56609

>>56607

It's probably a sign to check around your room


 No.56610

>>56607

I was*


 No.56611

>>56607

Because you're all a part of me


 No.56612

>>56608

Where's the brainlet.png?


 No.56613

>>56609

Please don't frighten me like that


 No.56614

>>56612

inside us all


 No.56615

File: 3b0eb624435c110⋯.png (17.36 KB, 1102x285, 58:15, rip.png)

>looking at Youtube analytics

>video retention is a complete bottom-out compared to videos of similar types

Depressing. At least I know how to check when people clock out though, see what jokes are just plain unfunny or what segments are poorly edited, and know what to work on.


 No.56616

>>56615

People just have really shit attention spans these days.


 No.56617

Cum


 No.56618

>>56613

He's hiding in the dark it's your shadow I am sorry


 No.56619

Creampie


 No.56620

>>56616

Well that might be something to work on, just the pacing overall.

I like that it's relative, since even if the that particular clip immediately loses 60% of viewers in the first 30 seconds, it's still above average compared to similar clips. That keeps the tfw depressed at bay.


 No.56621

>>56619

Is that a new cornetto flavour?


 No.56622

>>56615

Is it effected by people skipping the video forward a bit.


 No.56623

>>56614

kek

>>56621

For those whose potential is tapped.


 No.56624

File: 74dbbb951fa42a2⋯.png (15.03 KB, 1072x281, 1072:281, rip.png)

>>56622

Somewhat, but not negatively.

On the absolute viewer retention graph, just a straight representation of how many viewers lost over time, you get dips like the square-marked bit in pic related where people skip a bit and it perks back up to let you know you haven't actually lost them.


 No.56625

>>56618

Is this a slight at my executive status


 No.56626

File: 4999ced595392dd⋯.jpg (480.54 KB, 1270x761, 1270:761, 1518715737654.jpg)

There is another world

There is a better world

Well, there must be

Well, there must be

Well, there must be

Well, there must be

Well…


 No.56627

heh, dog got scared by his own fart.


 No.56628

File: 9d45e623e121e6b⋯.png (15.61 KB, 1046x272, 523:136, rip.png)

File: ba633e4df211532⋯.png (20.81 KB, 1099x281, 1099:281, rip2.png)

>>56624

This ones my favourite graph of the representation between absolute and relative.

Alright, so everyone bailed after 2 minutes, but this one guy watched it through to the end. That means you didn't lose any viewers after the 3 minute mark, which is a good retention rate comparably.

Haha. Fuck my videos are bad.


 No.56629

My dog tried to jump up on a lounge from underneath a table once and he hit his head on the table and didn't realise what had happened so he thought I had hit him and acted all sulky for the next hour cringing around and staring sadly at me.


 No.56630

Anal sex molestation


 No.56631

>>56628

I would not get obsessed with the stats. Just keep making good quality videos and the views will come.


 No.56632

>>56625

No, I was trying to make it spookier. I obviously failed


 No.56633

>>56629

Silly and poor doggo


 No.56634

Untapped potential arises


 No.56635

>>56631

It's alright, NEET, I won't get too tfw depressed over it.

It's just that I know that giving feedback on something can be harder than making something, so my main source of knowing which bits outright lose people is going to be Youtube's weird automaton stats thing.

After all, I might be making what I like but that doesn't make them good quality videos.


 No.56636

>>56635

If you want me to crush any interest in these stats is that people may not be watching all time. A lot of people multitask or even when having screen full time may be talking or checking their phone or the gen on computer videos still play but on mobiles they are interrupted. I would rely on comments here and on video more than just stats. Unless it's a significant dip from a lot of viewers ignore statistics.


 No.56637

File: 08755d50c5dd238⋯.jpg (766.84 KB, 1250x894, 625:447, Kamio.Misuzu.full.1907650.jpg)

>>56626

>Air

I'm too drunk to bear being reminded of these feelings.


 No.56638

>>56636

Even saying that that doesn't ignore the fact that people may still be listening to your videos and rewinding the videos to watch them if something comes up they want to see


 No.56639

>>56629

You have hit him before?


 No.56640

>>56638

>>56636

I truly appreciate the words, NEET. I feel quite blessed. No sarcasm.


 No.56641

>tfw depressed


 No.56642

Been in a goon-coma all day, just had a bath made a cuppa of tea. Feeling god-awful though, gonna have to lie down. Thankfully no job to get up early for tomorrow. The NEET life…


 No.56643

>>56639

Dogs also do it when they have done something wrong. It doesn't have to be physical. It's a pain in the ass when it happens because they won't come near you even though you may have been completely accidental. I had projectile vomitted once and tried aiming towards a bucket but I missed narrowly missing the dog. The dog was jumpy each time I had a coughing fit.


 No.56644

>tfw impressed


 No.56645

>>56642

Looking heavily towards an all-day NEET party tomorrow, myself. Hope the goon coma aftershakes aren't hitting you.


 No.56646

>>56643

Sorry for the implication


 No.56647

>>56642

Is it like falling, exploding or both?


 No.56648

>>56645

Thank you, I was a bit shaky early this morning but thankfully no spews. Enjoy your party


 No.56649

>>56646

I don't know what's happened, there is no need to apologise. A dog looking sad because you are threatening to give them a wack or light tap to redirect them when they go absolutely balastic is fine with me. If there is no malice in actions then no harm is done.


 No.56650

Wish I had a gf to have passionate sex with


 No.56651

>>56650

Me too, in the meantime Ill go for a second wank though.


 No.56652

File: 0d75386d4abf114⋯.jpg (30.09 KB, 255x308, 255:308, 1446643332000.jpg)

>>56641

>tfw undressed


 No.56653

>>56652

If my parents werent around, I would


 No.56654

File: fd3b27ff2645eb1⋯.png (48.3 KB, 201x228, 67:76, fd3b27ff2645eb14c9144e2185….png)

>>56649

>A dog looking sad because you are threatening to give them a wack is fine with me


 No.56655

File: 103d9f1286ab46c⋯.jpeg (12.02 KB, 350x420, 5:6, images (23).jpeg)

>>56652

Are you the qt neet girl I have been looking for?


 No.56656

>>56654

What a smug looking black bastard


 No.56657

>>56655

Yes, do you want to be my boyfriend?


 No.56658

>>56654

Ugly big foreheaded nigga.


 No.56659

>>56657

Do you have a penis?


 No.56660


 No.56661

File: bb0337cd2702a66⋯.jpg (29.79 KB, 640x480, 4:3, red-light-area-sluts.jpg)

Make a new thread


 No.56662

>tfw gf


 No.56663

>tfw bf


 No.56664

File: 4533c41e89e29b5⋯.jpg (9.82 KB, 240x180, 4:3, australian_aboriginal_sex-….jpg)


 No.56665

Check the catalog for a new thread if this one fills up.


 No.56666

>>56665

There's still time.




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