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File: aecbdc4f6bdb2f7⋯.jpg (12.94 KB, 225x225, 1:1, smokepepe.jpg)

 No.56667

This fire in Sydney has caused a lot of smoke and is still burning.

Previous Thread: https://8ch.net/ausneets/res/55896.html

 No.56668

ADELAIDE


 No.56669

SYDNEY


 No.56670

Dan Murphy's


 No.56673

This is the right one

>>56671


 No.56675

>>56673

That is not a Pepe.


 No.56676

NEETLYFE


 No.56678

>>56672

Real thread


 No.56679

File: 887a4c8f1ff4b1d⋯.jpg (61.62 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 887a4c8f1ff4b1d17017dddb17….jpg)

>>56675

Yes it is


 No.56680

PEPE ON MY WRIST


 No.56681

>>56679

GABADOO


 No.56684

SYDNEY


 No.56687

>>56668

Where can I buy some weed?


 No.56688

>>56687

Bunnings.


 No.56689

>>56686

Better thread


 No.56690

Op did not back link properly

This thread is disqualified


 No.56693

These Generals are falling apart.


 No.56695

>>56666

Nice digits and well bantered.


 No.56696

File: 3b75bc3e1f28442⋯.jpg (20.42 KB, 418x352, 19:16, images (22).jpg)

Penis piss


 No.56699

>>56693

The council is currently holding an emergency meeting to rectify the issue.


 No.56701

>>56699

Serious need for moderation


 No.56702

High quality OP, meets the AS/1488 standards for aus neetgen threads. Shame the actual posts here are so shit, but you can't have everything I guess.


 No.56703

File: a1d3e12609b2005⋯.jpeg (22.62 KB, 503x292, 503:292, images (29).jpeg)

>>56699

>>56701

Little do you know who is truly behind all this carnage…


 No.56705

>>56703

Simply our top minds at work.


 No.56706

>>56704


 No.56707

>>56706

Poorly bantered.


 No.56709

File: 7994d68108ae501⋯.jpeg (10.87 KB, 361x408, 361:408, images (28).jpeg)

Sexy aboriginal poo


 No.56713

File: 9a7e4002cb90e58⋯.jpg (566.55 KB, 2048x1365, 2048:1365, Keyakizaka.jpg)

Good Night NEETs


 No.56714

Evil aboriginal poo


 No.56715

>>56713

Good night.


 No.56716

File: 7b19a6386cf203e⋯.jpg (29.31 KB, 800x522, 400:261, flat800x800075f.jpg)

Does anyone have the original version of this image? I thought I had it but it turns out I didn't even save the version with two black pepes linking arms with the qt.


 No.56718

>>56713

Not as qt as last night's glasses girl. Good night neet.


 No.56723

>>56716

>black pepes

Wrong. Just wrong.


 No.56724

Cheesy or BO is going to have a hell of a time cleaning up the mess some of you NEETs have made.


 No.56727

Hello NEETs


 No.56728

>>56724

It's just deleting a few threads and spoilering some images.


 No.56729

>>56723

We already ban many forms of offensive imagery here. To increase the thread comfiness, I propose we ban negro posting. What say you neets?


 No.56730

>>56728

A very big job for a NEET.


 No.56731

>>56729

Aye unless if it's Negro GF NEET, his exploits are strange and worth studying


 No.56732

>>56729

Go fuck yourself


 No.56734

File: 67bd76ada055b2d⋯.jpg (190.43 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 67bd76ada055b2de389f1643fe….jpg)

>>56723

You mad, white boi?


 No.56736

Guys stop le racism ;P


 No.56738

>>56736

YOU MUST PAY ME FOR YOU TV LICENCE


 No.56739

>>56730

Very well bantered.


 No.56740

>>56730

A very big job for a very big Executive


 No.56741

OMG TELLY TAX AND TAKING MUH KNIVES XD RLLY RATE BANTZ IMO


 No.56742

>>56741

Are you jahans?


 No.56744

>>56741

Extremely poor banter. You could have at least made a joke that their logic is as crooked as your British teeth. That's how we know you're not a true Australian.


 No.56745

>>56741

MATE YOU MUST PAY ME FOR YOUR TV LICENSE


 No.56747

File: bc78d05313a6fcc⋯.png (21.29 KB, 470x313, 470:313, unnamed.png)

>>56744

Let teeth joke


 No.56748

>>56747

le redit joke


 No.56749

THE FIRST NEETS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NEET

>A NEET or neet is a young person who is "Not in Education, Employment, or Training".

>The acronym NEET was first used in the United Kingdom

>Knowledge of the word spread after it was used in a 1999 report by the Social Exclusion Unit (SEU)

PAY RESPECT TO DADDY AUSFAGS


 No.56750

>>56747

No I will not let Teeth Joke, he has had enough Joking for today


 No.56751

Absolutely disgraced myself tonight

Sorry for the mess


 No.56752

>>56749

Britain is always referred to in the female pronoun

IE Mother Britain, The Motherland, et all


 No.56753

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>56747

No a joke original from thr Simpson's. I am guessing it goes back even further in history given that mishaped teeth to the extreme can impact pronunciation through speech.


 No.56754

File: 5ff2acb76f9a585⋯.png (9.47 KB, 368x306, 184:153, 1484723218072.png)

>>56749

>19th century

>celebrate having the world's largest empire

>21st century

>celebrate inventing a meme word

Your great great grandaddy would be proud


 No.56755

>>56752

I can't fuck you with a twat dumdum


 No.56756

>>56754

all of our great great grandadies died in the wars so I could say "Trump is a kike tbh all me"


 No.56757

>>56755

You'd fuck your son?

You need some help you incestuous homo tbh


 No.56758

This gen and the whole board is in shambles.

Good night friends. Good luck Cheesy cleaning it up.


 No.56759

File: 4533c41e89e29b5⋯.jpg (9.82 KB, 240x180, 4:3, 1.jpg)

File: 4533c41e89e29b5⋯.jpg (9.82 KB, 240x180, 4:3, 2.jpg)

File: 4533c41e89e29b5⋯.jpg (9.82 KB, 240x180, 4:3, 3.jpg)

me and the lass


 No.56760

>>56756

My great great grandaddy uprooted his family to come to Australia and worked his hands to the bone so I could whine about my life in this general


 No.56761

>>56759

I always wanted to know what was/is going on in the blokes mind

>>56760

fucking boomers tbh


 No.56762

>>56759

She's just too tight. Poor UNNA


 No.56763

>>56762

>tfw no tight NOONGAR puss


 No.56764

File: 66ce6d6a0d4ab1c⋯.jpg (52 KB, 655x833, 655:833, 66c.jpg)


 No.56765

File: 909a500497c1be2⋯.png (129.2 KB, 500x609, 500:609, BAq3-EElXqd.png)


 No.56766

>>56765

Thank you Britman for tagging me 3 times


 No.56767

File: 28576ca5514ba9e⋯.png (13.74 KB, 467x283, 467:283, wewww.PNG)

capped from a /b/ thread


 No.56768

>all of these brainlet wojak thread makers

Checked up on the board after three days and immediately broke into laughter


 No.56769

>>56768

crnčuga tbh


 No.56770


 No.56771

>>56555

>>56554

Ended up watching the first two eps of the new Lost in Space on my family's netflix account.

It was alright. I like that Captain Flint was there.

One thing though

>one of the daughters is randomly a black girl and nobody makes any mention of this


 No.56772

>>56770

Those forums make me feel ill. Being a pathetic NEET is one of the worst things you can do to your mummy.


 No.56773

>>56770

>(which is something my son said he wanted to try), but became very distressed and refused to go on the morning of each session.

I know this feel.

>I've always wanted to do X, I am so lucky to have this opportunity

>night before filled with anxiety

>morning of on my way there thinking "why don't I just stand infront of the train/bus instead of getting on it, fuck this"

Is this actually your mum talking about your younger brother? He sounds like a good guy, going to the gym regularly.


 No.56774

>>56767

Australians on imageboards are certainly cynical as fuck, but then who isn't.


 No.56775

Stinky poo


 No.56777

File: b6754444f654dc7⋯.mp4 (260.65 KB, 800x450, 16:9, get.mp4)


 No.56778

>>56777

My cold heart is untouched by the waifus.


 No.56779

File: b5aa3e0279f9a37⋯.jpeg (50.66 KB, 650x488, 325:244, ultimate_cheeseburger.jpeg)

Anyone feel like some late night hungry jack's?


 No.56780

>>56779

Would if I could. Nearest fast food place to me is a McDonalds 50min away.


 No.56781

>>56778

I'll rape your wifu


 No.56782

File: e8e31b6477ff07a⋯.jpeg (15.85 KB, 317x465, 317:465, images (53).jpeg)

>>56779

Go to hungry jacks and mcdonalds


 No.56783

>>56781

Have to have a waifu to rape it. You'll just be fucking my right hand, mister. Have fun. Even I don't like it that much.


 No.56784

File: 6d46cd655fc7341⋯.jpg (309.39 KB, 480x700, 24:35, 6-Saiyan.jpg)

>>56779

We need to go deeper. And bigger.

>>56780

Does NK still do home deliveries with uber eats or whatever?


 No.56785

>>56784

No I quit that shit ages ago


 No.56786

>>56666

Nice get


 No.56787

Big poo


 No.56788

>>56782

Spoiler pls


 No.56789

File: bc9a02e2b5f1d95⋯.png (418.92 KB, 613x913, 613:913, tfw.png)

>


 No.56790

>>56789

Karen, a positive NEET.


 No.56791

It's way past Karen's bedtime, I'm gonna tuck her into bed.


 No.56792

>>56791

Touch her and I'll drill holes in your fucking teeth with a power tool.


 No.56793

File: 44f9f39d2e776bc⋯.jpeg (32.75 KB, 405x363, 135:121, images (76).jpeg)

>>56792

>>56791

Karen has sex with homeless aboriginal men who drink in dried up river beds


 No.56794

>>56793

On behalf of all 4 posters of /ausneet/, fuck u


 No.56796

(all 4 including me)


 No.56797

File: 861011823e32bc4⋯.jpg (33.07 KB, 470x309, 470:309, aboriginaldisadvantage.jpg)

>>56794

This photo was taken the morning after an orgy Karen was at, she took 17 big boong loads up her sultry cunt and ass


 No.56798

>>56797

This is some Hills Have Eyes shit.


 No.56799

nothin' wrong wit' a bit of the in n' out wit' the abbos lads


 No.56800

dubget


 No.56801

File: 6c5117a5640aa89⋯.png (17.59 KB, 355x414, 355:414, images (12).png)

>>56797

>>56798

>>56799

Sunday night is abo night


 No.56802

>>56801

I don't get what Bowie saw in them. Apparently he loved the fuckers. What with Let's Dance just being all about some half abbos dicking around.

An artist's eye, I guess.


 No.56806

Poo molester


 No.56807

>puffed wheat


 No.56808

bit dissatisfied with Cheesy's efforts or lack of tbh.

doesn't he even come here anymore?


 No.56809

>>56769

i think that's croatian. you're looking for "črnuh"


 No.56810

>>56809

Dobro jutro.


 No.56811

>>56810

good morning to you too


 No.56812

>>56801

If you don't want them, report them.

>>56811

Morning


 No.56813

>>56811

>>56810

>>56812

Good morning NEETs.


 No.56814

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Time to go get edumacated.

Have a good day sweet NEETs.


 No.56815

>tfw woke up severely depressed


 No.56816

>>56815

take a anti-depressant


 No.56817

File: 5c637f44e019608⋯.jpeg (5.14 KB, 150x150, 1:1, cut_rate_dan.jpeg)

>>56815

I have a 9'o clock appointment free this morning anon. We don't you come on in and we'll see if we can prescribe something for your depression?


 No.56818

>>56814

Good bye, good luck, I will await you.

>>56807

>puffed wheat

The meme is still alive. There is hope yet.


 No.56819

>>56813

Good morning.


 No.56820

I see cops snooping around, my days of freedom are closing. Just wish I had at least one firearm to go out with a literal bang.


 No.56821


 No.56822

>>56820

buy some party poppers


 No.56823

Denim is back in fashion.


 No.56824

District court prosecutors dress like high class whores.


 No.56825

>>56818

Await no longer, I'm at my mates having a coffee before going to course.

The puffed wheat was hard to eat this morning.


 No.56826

The magistrates court house in Adelaide has 7 floors and they are all full of Aboriginal artwork.

There is some historical shit too but that's all outside.


 No.56827

Ignorance is bliss when wittiness is missed.


 No.56828

File: 65be8832b158868⋯.jpg (57.56 KB, 500x375, 4:3, MV5BMTEyMDAyMDI2MDFeQTJeQW….jpg)

File: b1e06770d05453e⋯.jpg (12.54 KB, 480x360, 4:3, wpid-hqdefault.jpg)

Turns out the mean one was the smart one. She has degrees in real life. She's a medical doctor. It's weird, at the end of each episode she was always singing the songs like she was the friend when she was the antagonistic bitch who caused problems.


 No.56829

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.56830

>>56829

That song takes me back. We used to think it was very naughty.


 No.56831

File: 7fd4e9a4b1da8de⋯.png (1.18 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out061210.png)


 No.56832

wanted to go for a neetwalk but it is raining


 No.56833

>>56832

Get the brolly out NEET.


 No.56834

>>56831

Good morning Kazza.


 No.56835

Is there aught worse in this life than hearing a mosquito near your ear?


 No.56836

>>56825

The puffed wheat is meant to be a challenge, not a pleasure. A test of your manhood and the strength of your will.


 No.56837

I am back in from the Strong Lifts this morning.

I am getting stronger. Deadlifted 80kg this time.


 No.56838

File: 0c4b1e98c2c8ea5⋯.webm (2.72 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, clarence_kennedy12.webm)

>>56837

Good shit mate

how are your other lifts going?


 No.56839

File: 5baa265879aebc9⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 401.3 KB, 1034x1240, 517:620, kfc.jpg)

Have a kfc boxed meal


 No.56840

>>56839

Well bantered.


 No.56841

Morning m8s

What are we up to this week?


 No.56842

>>56841

Going to try track my caloric intake again


 No.56843

>>56838

>how are your other lifts going?

Squat 42.5kg

Bench Press 40kg

Barbell Row: 47.5kg

Overhead Press 32.5kg


 No.56844

File: b17e818f8758873⋯.jpg (111.51 KB, 467x599, 467:599, 1510241422238.jpg)

Something to think about.


 No.56845

Been on the loo all morning

Not good boys


 No.56846

Anyone ITT


 No.56847

>>56846

Big Dick NEET here.


 No.56848

>>56846

I'm here, haven't had breakfast yet. Feeling a bit demotivated tbqh.


 No.56849


 No.56850

>>56848

tfw depressed?


 No.56851

>>56841

After every weekend binge I aim to self-improve throughout the week


 No.56852

Bunch of abbo cunts raiding the salvation army donation bins on the corner outside my house.

Fucking hell. Not a shred of dignity in their bones.


 No.56853

>>56852

Call the cops


 No.56854

>>56853

They've already pissed off.


 No.56855

There are two electricians on a cherry picker, working on the power pole outside my house. My curtains are white and really thin, I think they can see me neeting in my bedroom. I really want to have a wank.


 No.56856

also good morning


 No.56857

>>56852

I really need a new wardrobe


 No.56858

File: 39a9fe4d8ef2469⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 13.04 KB, 240x180, 4:3, 566d0c1b49bc05d5cf6a62df60….jpg)

>>56852

You know what to do.


 No.56859

>>56855

Have a wank establish your dominance


 No.56860

>>56831

Morning


 No.56861

>>56858

You are really enjoying

UNNA


 No.56862

I want to take up animating but I don't have a voice for comedy and I'm too much of a bitch to ask for music.


 No.56863

>>56862

You don't have to animate for money. You can do it for… the kokoro.


 No.56864

>>56863

I don't have a heart.

You're right, though, I'll just do some silly action scenes and go from there.


 No.56866

>>56864

𝔣𝔬𝔩𝔬𝔴 𝔲𝔯 𝔡𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔪𝔰


 No.56868

>>56852

To be fair if anyone needs to replace their thongs it's those guys


 No.56869

>>56868

Very true.


 No.56870

>>56869

An appropriate reply


 No.56871

File: fbb548dd89345a4⋯.png (520.14 KB, 715x510, 143:102, Modular Feels Co.png)

>tfw you don't live in a shipping-container on your own large secluded piece of land


 No.56872

>>56871

This dream will come true with the establishment of the NEETcommune.


 No.56873

>>56871

Why even live?


 No.56874

>>56873

Is that a new >tfw depressed?


 No.56875

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

People must have really loved Azumanga Daioh back in the day. All these official and unofficial games involving the characters. I was about 10 years old when my brother and all his otaku friends were watching that show back in the 2000s.


 No.56876

>>56874

somewhat


 No.56877

>>56876

Were you able to make that 9:00 am appointment at Dan's?


 No.56878

>>56875

Did he browse 4chan?


 No.56879

>drank Saturday night

>didn't eat anything for about 6-7 hours before

>stomach was hurting a fair bit by the time I went to bed

>didn't eat anything until lunchtime yesterday

>also made the mistake of trying to work out while hungover because I'm losing my mind

>tfw stomach is still hurting today and there's a back pain I think is associated with it because it's like my back pangs in pain and it leads around to my stomach

>the stomach feeling is the same feeling as it was on the night I was drinking

Should I go to the doctors? This is the first time I've ever had a pain like this before. It's not like it's unbearable but it pangs once every few minutes and the frequency changes depending on if I'm standing, sitting or laying down.


 No.56880

File: bd38d35885b4b65⋯.png (127.96 KB, 581x443, 581:443, 1497373759001.png)

>>56875

I remember reading the manga. It was alright.


 No.56881

>>56879

Could be depression mate


 No.56882

>>56878

He introduced me to 4chan


 No.56883

>>56881

Depression can cause something so physical? The pain isn't just sort of like a general throbbing, it feels different in different areas and the pain in the back and stomach are both slightly different types of pain. I guess I shouldn't rule it out after the roller coaster of mental instability I've been on for the last month though.


 No.56884

>>56879

Are you drinking plenty of fluids? Are you starting to eat now?

Unless blood or unusual discharge is coming out of your mouth/ass there probably isn't much they can do it. You may have strained something or stretched something too hard but there isn't much they can do.

If you need stronger pain relief, like codeine tablets and are taking panadol/nurofen without much effect that's something you can get from your doctor. It may be worth a check up just for your sake of mind.


 No.56885

File: 31c1bc498c98bcf⋯.jpeg (13.53 KB, 316x466, 158:233, images (28).jpeg)


 No.56886

>>56884

Nothing unusual other than the pain. I'll just give it until Wednesday to see if it goes away before going to the docs. Thanks.


 No.56887

File: ce3d7ff81479239⋯.jpg (171.91 KB, 1456x1941, 1456:1941, BluJwkNr.jpg)

Bought this to resurrect gf2018


 No.56888

>>56879

You have minutes to live…


 No.56889

>>56887

Did you check to see if your local library had a copy?


 No.56890

>>56883

Excess stress is known to cause stomach ulcers. I'd suggest no strenuous physical activity for a few days, some water with a little added salt perhaps (lack of salt can cause cramps iirc?) or an electrolyte drink. I've had many a binge and know how rotten your stomach can get. Probiotics do help imo, either try the liquid variety (Yakult) or buy a tub of yoghurt. We're all going to die some day.


 No.56891

>>56889

I got banned from the library


 No.56892

>>56887

Does it have pop-up pictures?


 No.56893

>>56892

Are you a pedophile?


 No.56894

>>56891

Go on…


 No.56895

>>56893

An interesting reply. Are you?


 No.56896

>>56895

No but you are yank vpn neet

Don't ever reply to me again

You should be drawn and quartered


 No.56897

>>56887

You will never have a gf


 No.56898

>>56897

I know


 No.56899

>>56896

Cuck, you know nothing


 No.56900

>>56894

I sperged out at the librarian because the library didn't have the book I wanted.


 No.56901

>>56900

Did you receive written notice about your ban, can you appeal it or have it reduced that you can visit other libraries if they are close enough?


 No.56902

Just Fuck My Shit Up™


 No.56903

>>56901

He's lying, he's just too embarresed to return after being caught jerking it to anime comics.


 No.56904

>>56902

When the fucked becomes the fucker


 No.56905

>>56902

hows England? or are you using a VPN


 No.56906

File: f8ca3110334a3fd⋯.jpg (30.97 KB, 576x284, 144:71, 0.jpg)

>>56905

>hows England


 No.56907

How did the job interview go, neetking?


 No.56908

>>56903

I like how another NEET makes this suggestion as something that a NEET may do.


 No.56909

>>56908

Yes NEETS like to do many things.


 No.56910

>>56909

Jerking at anime is public libraries was not the first thought in my mind unfortunately.


 No.56911

I'm big and stinky


 No.56912

Where do I find desperate Asian women? Those that want to get into Aus permanently and will fuck anyone to do so but that I can take advantage of, what app/site?


 No.56913

>>56912

Do you have any money, the decent looking ones in more richer Asian countries want a man with money. If you are going towards Cambodia you could probably meet a woman who isn't as focus on wealth, but the woman in those countries can be quite conservative in their religious views.


 No.56914

>>56911

>big

*executive sized

>stinky

*fragrant


 No.56915

>>56907

Just got back from it, filled out all their forms and they photo copied all my tickets and had a chat with the manager.

It's a labour hire place so after 13 weeks I'll most likely go full time, I did a proper induction so if I don't get this job they'll probably find me something else.

Had to pay $5 for parking in the city thou


 No.56916

>>56912

Just contact your local people smuggler


 No.56917

>>56915

> I did a proper induction so if I don't get this job they'll probably find me something else

Well that sounds okay.


 No.56918

>>56912

>Ruining your life for a hole to fuck

Acutally, unironically, have a wank


 No.56919

>>56912

Just go down to your local rub n' tug


 No.56920

>>56915

Good luck.


 No.56921

>>56900

Not even to order in? That's pretty weird

You should've just downloaded it and read it on your computer, but sperging out is necessary sometimes in life.


 No.56922


 No.56923

File: fd12327e916843b⋯.png (228.24 KB, 667x680, 667:680, 1521901567306.png)


 No.56924

>>56875

It was actually a really influential anime


 No.56925

>>56923

Moderately bantered.


 No.56926

>>56923

Hah, so true.

Peterson is a pseudo-intellect, he has some interesting interpretations of Christianity but everything else is a dumpster fire.


 No.56927

>>56926

>dumpster fire

You outed yourself as a lefty.


 No.56928

>>56927

How shocking.


 No.56929

>>56926

Honestly the seemingly positive influence he's having on some people makes it hard to really dislike him. I still like the image though


 No.56930

Why don't we get any pussy?


 No.56931

>>56930

Sex is against the NEET God's will


 No.56932

>>56930

the weakest NEETs will offer their bumholes in the NEET ranch in Tasmania in order to give alpha-NEETs the confidence they need to acquire pussy.


 No.56933

>>56931

What about rape?


 No.56934

>>56933

NEET God absorbs our rape sins


 No.56935

>>56926

Ive heard so many positive comments towards him, why do you think he is a pseudo-intellect?


 No.56936

>>56930

I dont even want a relationship I just want sex


 No.56937

http://www.abc.net.au/radio/sydney/weather/

WTF is wrong with Sydney? ITS FUCKING mid April it should be 20 degrees.


 No.56938

>>56937

Yeah cunt's fucked m8, I'm fucking over it.


 No.56939

>>56937

It's pretty hot in Perth today too


 No.56940

>>56937

Isn't Sydney in China?


 No.56941

File: ea475a507851016⋯.jpg (812.6 KB, 1680x1050, 8:5, 1460747427796.jpg)

mummybot is getting mcdonalds tonight for din dins


 No.56942

>>56940

Other way around mate


 No.56943

>>56941

that pepe should be of a larger size


 No.56944

>>56935

>why do you think he is a pseudo-intellect?

He thinks that because he doesn't like what he says but can't think of a real argument against it.


 No.56946

>>56802

Bowie took fuck tonnes of drugs, trying to find any logic there is futile


 No.56947

It is always sad to see drug users who think they have expanded their minds but all they have really done is turned themselves schizo.


 No.56948

>>56937

Why is Sydney so much Warmer than Canberra

We're only 300kms away and it's 16 here


 No.56949

>>56947

Hey ain't that the same thing


 No.56950

>>56948

Canberra is up in the mountains, Sydney is next to the ocean.


 No.56951

>>56950

Canberra is inland, that is the relevant issue. It is not really "in the mountains".


 No.56952

>>56944

>>56935

I'm not that NEET but I also think he is a bit of a pseudo-intellectual. I've watched a few of his vids and haven't disagreed with anything but the way he presents himself he definitely thinks he is smarter than he is.

Really reminds me of an uncle I had who went nutso and is now in a funhouse.

His attitude says he spends most of his time talking to people less educated than he is, which is just no way to live.


 No.56953

>>56951

It's still up a lot higher than Sydney, it's 577m above sea level.


 No.56954

>>56930

We're saving ourselves for sexy pure robot girls

>>56950

>Australia

>actual mountains

Pick one and only one.


 No.56955

>>56952

He is no more pseudo than any other university academic or personality.


 No.56956

>>56955

You're not wrong. It's pretty much a requirement that any academic who becomes popular delves into pseudo-intellectual trite. Even Hawking dabbled in it often.


 No.56957

>>I get all my intellectuals from /pol/

>>number one is muh Evola

>>number two is le redpill Canadian professor man

Pretty wild that NEETs have such right-wing views. Every right-wing politician in this country, from Abbott to Turnbull to Bernardi and especially Leyonhelm would personally drown you all in a bucket of goon just so they could spend your NEETbux on tax cuts for rich boomers and corporations.

They use your hatred of the brown people that they import by the million to gull you into voting for them time and time again so they can fuck you over time and time again.


 No.56958

>>56956

The ones that don't become popular aren't much better.


 No.56959

>>56942

Well bantered.


 No.56960

>>56957

Absolute reddit tier analysis. Welfare just enables the NEET lifestyle and allows us to destroy ourselves through idleness. We would be better off with a proper right wing government. If we had always had one we would not have turned out the way we have.


 No.56961

>>56951

It kinda is, it's on the foothills

>>56941

Can your mumbot buy me maccas too I'm too drunk to drive


 No.56962


 No.56963

>>56957

I love that you imply /pol/ is right wing and not centrist


 No.56964

>>56957

Perhaps neets have right wing views on social, cultural and nationalism issues, but left wing views on economics and the welfare state. Like good little national socialists.


 No.56965


 No.56966

>>56957

What I find weird is how so many people on /pol/ love rap music


 No.56967

>>56958

Most aren't, some are. I've met some people who are brilliant in their field and recognise that that is the only place where they are brilliant and won't comment on things outside of their field.

Others will talk about things outside of their field that are objectively wrong and anyone who did a first year unit in that field could point out how wrong it was.


 No.56968

>>56966

Really?

I know there is moonman but other than that


 No.56969

>>56954

Please don't bully our big beautiful mountains


 No.56970

>>56965

I know the truth sometimes hurts me to


 No.56971

>>56957

The LDP used to have a reverse income tax policy which I thoroughly supported. It would have done away with the overcomplex welfare system we have now and reduced the massive government wastage caused by all the work hours necessary to get through the red tape.


 No.56972

>>56968

Well it's more the general 4chan demographic than /pol/ specifically. Hate nonwhites, love anime and black people music.

Not saying that there is anything wrong with it, but I always found it a little weird.


 No.56973

There's too many autistic long posts on /pol/ these days to stay interested


 No.56974

>>56969

this, I suggest anyone who lives on the east coast to drive on our beautiful mountain roads

The Roads around Healsville, Wollongong and the Omeo Highway are fucking fantastic


 No.56975

>>56960

>If we had always had one we would not have turned out the way we have.

I don't see how those people are going to change simply because their NSA has stopped. People who have severe social and communication difficulties are not going to walk out of the front to see an offer of employment.


 No.56976

>>56974

BikeNEET does your number plate have a "50" in it? I saw a man on a motorbike last week and I wanted to believe.


 No.56977

>>56972

4chan is 4chan though and really that sort of culture influences a surprisingly varied array of politics

Also 90s Anime is the last form of implict white media tbh


 No.56978

>>56973

Tell them to have a fap


 No.56979

>>56976

nah I'm a carNEET, my car is a shitbox though it's a 90s Japanese model so I can larp I'm in Initial D


 No.56980

>>56964

I would say that economically, I am socialist.


 No.56981

>>56979

I saw this beautiful bike and just wondered if that is our FormanDSP-NEET


 No.56982

>>56975

A percentage of people on welfare would definitely change if they were pushed to the point of work or die. They'd be absolutely miserable and probably kill themselves because the base problem would still be there, but the unemployment figures would look nicer.


 No.56983

>>56970

tbh I never have taken drugs but I believe in Saint Terry A Davis' teachings


 No.56984

>>56980

So are you a NatSoc or a NasBol-Light


 No.56985

>>56981

sorry to disapoint but maybe one day we will meet


 No.56986

File: b04645813a7644c⋯.jpg (255.16 KB, 900x600, 3:2, Web-045-Copy-1.jpg)

>>56976

Maybe, I don't ride during the week, only on the weekend, I went to Kangaroo valley yesterday with a friend.

this is me if you see me


 No.56987

File: 10a902a30554d35⋯.png (74.35 KB, 2000x1334, 1000:667, National Bolshevism.png)

File: 2135621210aef9c⋯.png (17.71 KB, 430x213, 430:213, Limonka.png)

It is possible to divide Bolshevism as a historical phenomenon in two parts. On one side, the doctrinal field of various pre-Marxist socialist and communist visions and theories existed as its parallels and continued their existence as intellectual motives after Marxism was forced to the final ideology. This first stage could be called ”the Bolshevism project”. The second stage is the incarnation of this project in concrete historical reality in the form of Russian social-democracy, later the Communist party, and, on the final stage, the history of the Soviet State and the ruling party. The first part is undisputedly wider than the second and, like any plan, supersedes the second. But we cannot understand one without the other. The realization makes no sense, if we do not know the plan, and a plan without a realization is a plain abstraction, and its possible realizations can go for better or worse in various circumstances.

National-Socialism and fascism present a similar scenario. On one side we have a theoretical dogma, philosophy, economic and historical views, all brought together by a common viewpoint (”the Fascist project”) – on the other hand, the practices of historical parties (Nazi and Fascist), as well as the state organism of Mussolini’s Italy and Hitler’s Germany. However, there is one basic difference: ”The Fascist project” of Germany and Italy was much farther from its incarnation than ”the Bolshevik project” from the Soviet reality.

It is widely known, that the historical Bolshevik and Fascist parties and regimes were against one another, and this resulted in bloody fights, the biggest of which was the second World War, also known as the Great Patriotic War. But this hostility was never absolute and there were some examples of Fascists and Bolsheviks coming together even on the external, purely political, level: The Soviet State gladly recognized the Fascist order in Italy; German nationalists joined forces during the ”Schlageter Course”, announced by Radek; Finally, the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact.

Yet these two projects have much more in common. If we look at Bolshevism as an ideology that includes Marxism, but crosses its borders (that’s how it was – after all, Lenin’s idea of ”building Communism in one state only” is against Marx), and apply the same method to fascism and Nazism (especially focusing on the ideologists who laid the base for the Nazi power, but remained in the opposition against the regime they saw as a caricature of their own views), we are bound to notice that the two projects have a lot in common. Actually, they have so much in common that theoretically it would be possible to suggest the existence of a metaideology of sorts that would be common to both projects.

This one single metaideology that lies not only beyond political concretization of Bolshevism and Fascism, but their political ideologies as well, is National-Bolshevism in its absolute essence. This metaideology has never before been recognized by anyone in its entirety; Only the deepest minds of both camps have intuitively guessed that it exists, trying to express these visions even remotely.

National-Bolshevism does not mean the pragmatic ways of Bolsheviks and European Nationalists, conditioned by Realpolitik. Nor does it mean the identical aspects of both ”projects”. It is something deeper that could appear only after the fall of the historical incarnation of one of the ideologies – the Soviet Union. (The actual incarnation of the Fascist project fell 50 years ago.)


 No.56988

File: 255f449d4193387⋯.jpg (98.72 KB, 604x552, 151:138, A society that worked.jpg)

These are the basic elements of this metaideology:

1. Eschatological awareness, clear understanding of the fact that the civilization is finally nearing its end. This leads us to the idea of eschatological restoration. There is also an effort to perform this Restoration of the Golden Age by political means.

2. The idea of inadequacy of the existing religious institutions of eschatological goals – the hidden anti-radicalism, reincarnations, and pharisaism of the traditional western religions. The spirit of reformation or ”new spirituality” (mysticism, Gnosticism, paganism).

3. Hate for the modern world, the Western civilization, with its roots in the spirit of Enlightenment. Identification of the cosmopolitan imperialist capitalism with the extreme global evil. Anti-bourgeois pathos.

4. Interest for the East and dislike for the West. Geopolitical orientation towards Eurasia.

5. Spartan (Prussian) ascetism. Pathos for Work and the Working Man. The basic idea of the primary spiritual origin among the people, among its lowest levels who have been safe from the depravity of the last few centuries, in comparison with the degenerated elite of the old regimes. The principle of ”new aristocracy”, rising from the masses of the people.

6. Understanding the people and the society as an organic brotherly collective, based on moral and spiritual solidarity. Radical denial of individualism, consumption and exploitation. Effort to bring all peoples to the state of the ”golden age”.

7. Dislike for the cultural, religious and economic traditions of Semitic origin (Judaism, Islam), setting Indo-Europeic traditions against them, since the social class of ”merchants” (with its mentality) did not exist as such.

8. Readiness to sacrifice oneself for this ideal and what it’s worth. Hate for mediocrity and petty-bourgeoisie. Clear revolutionary spirit.

All the elements hereby numbered are to be found in any concrete dogma (Fascist or Bolshevik). They may vary by ideology or author, and may even appear together with other ideas that might contradict other points.

The historical National-Bolsheviks (Nikisch, Ustryalov, Tieriard) have intuitively come close to this complex, but even they have faltered from the path: Nikisch saw positive meaning in technology and process, Ustryalov flirted with NEP and wasn’t aware of Germany’s meaning for Russia, Tieriard denied esoterism and religion, remaining a materialist pragmatic.

National-Bolshevism is by far the most interesting phenomenon of the 20th century. It has adopted everything that fascinates us within Bolshevism or fascism. Whatever brought these ideologies to an end, contradicts with the spirit of this virtual doctrine.

National-Bolshevism helps us understand where the anti-liberal regimes of our century went wrong and why they were bound to fall. This analysis is loyal to the past and graphic, when it comes to our time, when the ”new” right and ”new” left are but parodies of what even in its own time were merely parodies of the virtual National-Bolshevism.

The National-Bolshevik ideology is free from all the crimes of the past. The historical National-Bolsheviks blamed the Nazis and Communists of perverting the theories, and thus became victims of the totalitarian Moloch. As the doctrine is taking form only now, even this argument cannot be the most decisive one.

National-Bolshevism is what has never been. It has never been in practice, nor even in theory. National-Bolshevism is what is to come. To come, as this doctrine will be a metaphysical and ideological sanctuary for those, who deny the modern world, the system of liberal capitalism that has become the sole basis of modern society. the protest will be forever. The old anti-bourgeois ideologies have proven their limits. Theoretical errors have sooner or later resulted in a historical fall. Who doesn’t understand this, has no place in history.

The sole alternative for the modern world, this empire of the ”liberal” antichrist, is NATIONAL-BOLSHEVISM.

Either it, or nothing. No compromise will change anything. If the system has survived the proud Reich and the great Soviet Union (destroying the traditional monarchies and empires before these two), with political parties and armed extremists it should deal without any problem.

The point is that National-Bolshevism has its own spiritual line, speaking of which would yet be untimely. This is an alternative secret that will stand against the opening ”secret of illegality” during the final times. Without this force, the Bolshevik and Fascist experiments were forceless. Only after a certain distortion of the instruments of policy this force has left the above-mentioned movements, leaving them for fate to take care before the face of the ”Master of the Universe”, clearly standing for a liberalist society. There are signs telling that this force has lately taken a new (final) form that will come up to its nature.


 No.56989

>>56871

>tfw you don't sell junk containers that maersk were going to crush for scrap to hippies who want to be minimalists


 No.56990

>>56986

how did you take a photo of yourseld and why are you doxing yourself John


 No.56991

Now we've gone and summoned an autist


 No.56992


 No.56993

>>56984

I would say that I am a socialist-nationalist or a mild strasserist.


 No.56994

>>56990

Photographer always gets me whenever I go for a ride in the popular locations on the weekend.


 No.56995

>>56987

>NasBol has never existed

What is Stalinism


 No.56996

>>56993

So I'm guessing somewhere between Hitler and Stalin


 No.56997

>>56915

Good luck mate, hope they don't fuck you about. Some of those labour hiring places are run by knobheads.


 No.56998

>>56993

>>56996

Which now that I think about it is Jung Un or Xi


 No.56999

>>56996

Probably, I'm not keen on the atrocities that both committed.


 No.57000

>>56982

>They'd be absolutely miserable and probably kill themselves

For some that is unfortunately their current station. I understand what you are saying but I just these people feeling more hopeless without having the shitty amount of money they receive.

>>56986

It was ~7:15 am on a weekday and I was heading to work I saw the bike. The "50" was the last part of the number plate and I won't add anything more about what I said, I pretty sure it can the P plate on it and that's why I remembered the whole thinking hoping and distracting myself before the day started.

>>56987

>>56988

I can't wank to this wall of text…


 No.57001

>>56999

Well I mean ignoring the atrocities I know it's a massive shame that hitler did not kill the jews but you need to let it go

Also Gulags were Lenin not Stalin tbqhwu


 No.57002

>>56992

Moderately bantered.


 No.57003

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>56946

You just can't see the truth.


 No.57004

>>57001

Do you actually wish the jews were full genocided or is it a joking thing? It's hard to tell with some people


 No.57005

>>57000

Nah it wasn't me.


 No.57006

>>57002

I do what I can.


 No.57007

>>57004

He was just joking pun intended jk ?


 No.57008

>>57000

Think of a cross between a hot Nazi Girl and a hot USSR girl and fap to that

>>57004

semi joking

I think I'm a very small part jewish so me being killed would be at least good on that part


 No.57009

>>57003

Mate he was basically every political ideology and sexual orientation at some point in his life, I think I'm right here


 No.57010

>>57008

You probably would have just not been born, which would mean we would be doomed to exist with only five neets


 No.57011

>>57005

One day…

>>57006

Keep at it.


 No.57012

File: af8f04169b16dde⋯.jpg (47.21 KB, 750x534, 125:89, stirner pill.jpg)

>>56957

>politics


 No.57013

The only two Nazis I can respect is Albert Speer and Goering.


 No.57014

Dear friends,

I want to start taking photos of suspected NEETs in public and have you guys vote on whether they're truly unemployed.

I think I've got a pretty strong NEET-dar - obviously I can clock the employment status of the long-haired executive living down my road who goes on long midday walks in sandals to the local Coles, but I often get the feeling that blokes in tradie clothing are a bit less employed than they're letting on. In fact, I think some of them wear their high-vis stuff while shopping at night because they're embarrassed to be NEETs. Then there are the junkie-looking guys who are either on cenno or making 80k in some factory.

This one time I got to know an autist at my gym, we'd see each other at all times including ridiculous shit like 3AM and then at noon the following day. I was absolutely certain he was unemployed but then I saw him pulling into the gym in a decent-ish car one night. When he came in, he was wearing office-cuck clothing and got changed into his regular gym-gear. The whole vibe shifted and he seemed way less autistic than before. It's like when you see an ugly manlet and you think he's also an adult virgin, then he casually mentions his gf and you realize that even this cunt, even this sad sack of shit has a girlfriend and you don't.

Anyway, I'll be taking some of these neet-shots at a shopping centre tomorrow. Do you guys want some photos of executives as well?


 No.57015

>>57010

5 is not 6, and 6 is the number of vile slaanesh, and not the number 7 of wholesome Nurgle


 No.57016

>>57013

What about Finland


 No.57017

>>56993

I just want Australia to go back to how it was before Whitlam was elected, minus all the pointless foreign wars.


 No.57018

File: 29df14130be6b55⋯.gif (1.22 MB, 366x333, 122:111, f6377b3721bcaaed246657c30d….gif)

Become refreshed!


 No.57019

>>57010

6 neets


 No.57020

>>56976

>BikeNEET

Don't make names up.


 No.57021

>>57013

I remember aussie neet had an autistic Goering worship video. You're not him, are you?

>>57014

This is a horrible idea but please do it


 No.57023

>>57014

sure, if you take a photo of me you'll guess I'm a NEET when I'm a WAGE


 No.57024

>>57019

I thought we told you that your application was not going to be refreshed


 No.57025

>>57014

>I want to start taking photos of suspected NEETs in public and have you guys vote on whether they're truly unemployed.

I vote for this suggestion.

>Do you guys want some photos of executives as well?

I don't want the executive sized members shamed though, if they are on their own. It has to be a creepy shot when they are browsing the isles or walking.


 No.57026

>>57017

Fuck Whitlam and Fraiser

They were probably the worst PMs we ever had

>tfw Caldwell was killed before we could have a National Socialism PM


 No.57027

>>57020

BikeNEET is oldNEET

you're just too much a nuNEET to remember him


 No.57028

>>57020

Only one NEET has a bike doesn't he? I liked the imagery of BikeNEET whizzing passing waggies stuck in traffic, I had to ask.


 No.57029

File: ef23ebdfe6bd163⋯.jpg (147.63 KB, 726x657, 242:219, 1472519338237.jpg)

File: 66dc03144b2d85b⋯.gif (625.41 KB, 256x256, 1:1, 1449081016525.gif)

>>56996

The horseshoe is a misnomer. It's actually a spiral like a book binder that loops back into itself and is forever altering.

Think these two pics merged.


 No.57030

>>57029

Which one would the neet general fall under?


 No.57031

>>57021

>This is a horrible idea but please do it

It could raise our profile for A Current Affairs on this disturbed internet forum who tells everyone to have a wank, continuously posts Aboriginal porn and now unsuspecting members of the public they deem NEETs into their hall of fame.


 No.57032

File: 281f94721049c7f⋯.jpg (18.81 KB, 480x360, 4:3, Nazbol Girl.jpg)


 No.57033

>>57009

We should all do the same.


 No.57034

>>57031

Honestly if we were going to get on ACA it would have been when gookneet was talking about his taxpayer funded slanty pussy slaying holidays


 No.57035

>>57014

Hip, gen's going to be full of junkie and dero pics.


 No.57036

>>57029

>Libertarian Police State

>Father Knows Best State

>New York Times Democracy

>Tyranny by Majority

I love these names


 No.57037


 No.57038

>>57021

>I remember aussie neet had an autistic Goering worship video. You're not him, are you?

No.


 No.57039

>>57027

The gen didn't exist before I was here.


 No.57040

>>57034

That's the icing on the cake of boomer outrage that these sex tourists are going overseas on government money at the tax payers expense


 No.57041

>>57036

Benevolent Dictatorship is perfect will never happen


 No.57042

I want to buy some ice cream, but can't find my fucking wallet.


 No.57043

>>57042

Ask mummybot for a small loan of $10


 No.57044

>>57042

The Connoisseur is out on special at Woolies. $5 a tub.


 No.57045

>>57030

That's a hard one, maybe dem soc.


 No.57046

>>57030

Libertarian Police state

>>57041

It unironically is the best political theory to exist, but yeah a shame that it won't exist

>tfw Reinhard Leongramm will never be real


 No.57047

>Austrian drag queen Conchita Wurst, the winner of the 2014 Eurovision Song Contest, says she is HIV-positive.

http://www.news.com.au/world/breaking-news/drag-queen-conchita-wurst-is-hivpositive/news-story/6b7e842c8de2009f6b3efa0e44ee6be8


 No.57048

File: a44ac3d633647f7⋯.jpg (58.7 KB, 960x720, 4:3, 30th June 1934_ Ernst Rohm….jpg)

File: 9e27a098e8d35cf⋯.jpg (28.17 KB, 305x304, 305:304, 9e27a098e8d35cfcd753c9af54….jpg)

File: e38d75b89a62c60⋯.jpg (58.01 KB, 850x400, 17:8, 1461727159789.jpg)


 No.57049

File: 40de3c0316a90b2⋯.jpg (654.47 KB, 1666x1080, 833:540, ecf1b67bfd27d8289a2cf79adb….jpg)

One destination, one pathway to the feel of enlightenment


 No.57050


 No.57051

>>57045

>>57046

>Not Benovolent Police state

>>57047

>she


 No.57052

>>57051

>>she

*it


 No.57053

>>57048

>Homework

Easy, they were subverting the political structure of the party Hitler wanted


 No.57054

>>57052

>Drag Queen

That means penis


 No.57055

File: 1c973648ba155a0⋯.mp4 (961.2 KB, 480x480, 1:1, two shots.mp4)

Uncle left a 25oz lager in the fridge and forgot it ;^)


 No.57056

>>57048

Rohm was a poofter and the rest didn't like Hitler and Hitler didn't like them.


 No.57057

File: 255436db5d5ce4c⋯.jpg (88.23 KB, 804x493, 804:493, from little things big thi….jpg)

>>57053

Hitler was a spy payed for by the gov. that corrupted the party. What a faggot, he's basically part of the ZOG.


 No.57058

>>57055

Well bantered.


 No.57059

>>57050

Probably was a good opportunity to just walk out with your stuff without paying. You may not have been noticed in all the chaos.


 No.57060

File: a54323920508500⋯.jpg (62.24 KB, 640x640, 1:1, creme_egg.jpg)

>>57042

Get the creme egg ice cream, shit was awesome. I'd almost be willing to break my diet for it.


 No.57061

>>57060

They make it in icecream form?!!?


 No.57062

>>57057

>Hitler was an agent of the jews

So anon, is there literally anyone in all of history who wasn't working for The Jews?


 No.57063

>>57057

Not his fault that Stalin went against the deal they made and attacked Finland or that Japan was fucking retarded and attacked Pearl Harbour, or that Benito fucked up tbh


 No.57064

>>57062

Phil Collins


 No.57065

>>57059

Why not, if I spent 20 minutes doing the shop. Just bring some of those reusable bags and jam it in saying you have paid. Those receipts at the bottom of the bag would have finally paid off.


 No.57066

>>57057

Well bantered with that file name.


 No.57067

>>57043

>>57044

Good ideas both.

>>57060

Goddamn. I just went down to the local cornershop, would've grabbed that if they had it. Settled for some Blue Ribbon Gaytime.


 No.57068

>>57063

I don't think they made any deals with regards to Finland, however the winter war convinced Hitler that the Soviet Union was completely incompetent and that it would be easy to invade.


 No.57069

File: d7bdf22a1d88d61⋯.jpg (298.58 KB, 1400x933, 1400:933, 866221c635838bca06bdca4fa0….jpg)

Politician discussions getting you flustered?

Cool down with the NEETs.


 No.57070

>>57069

Nice meme mate


 No.57071

>>57064

Early genesis Phil Collins.*


 No.57072

>>57070

Thank you, but the image is not my OC unfortunately.


 No.57073

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>57066

It's a song about Aborigal land rights and a socdem soft commie pm.


 No.57074

>>57068

Hitler and Stalin made an agreement not to attack each other, while it wasn't stated to Hitler it was implied that Stalin would not attack Allies of the Reich and then the winter war happened and Stalin fucked up, though honestly in the mid term that loss probably won USSR and the Allies the war


 No.57075

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

 No.57076

>>57072

Yes, I have seen this particularly meme before, it always pleases me.


 No.57077

>>57074

Finland was still neutral at the time, they only teamed up with the Germans later on in the war in an attempt to regain territory lost during the winter war.


 No.57078

File: 8214acb58de31ee⋯.jpg (46.75 KB, 460x287, 460:287, Finnish Jewish soldiers ou….jpg)

>>57063

>attacked Finland

Jews man. Nazi Jews.

>literally, that's what this pic is.


 No.57079

>>57073

>>57075

That song is still surprisingly comfy, even though I have heard it several times.


 No.57080

>>57078

Ah the Mythical Sino jew


 No.57081

>>57075

Is this like greentexting a youtube vid?


 No.57082

File: 1e8e951f039b5b3⋯.png (26.02 KB, 615x614, 615:614, 1e8e951f039b5b357539afddef….png)

Only one (1) political ideology/history matters, it's the choice you make.


 No.57083

>>57073

oh this is an actual song Ive just heard it from the old advertisement for one of the super funds.


 No.57084


 No.57085

>>57082

National Goonailism


 No.57086

>>57080

>tfw Hitler almost allied with China but bailed out when based nips fuck their shit up.


 No.57087

>>57084

>yes

cool


 No.57088

>>57087

>cool

yes


 No.57089

File: 48d3adb311d0993⋯.jpg (53.4 KB, 640x904, 80:113, kiira_korpi.jpg)

>>57080

Is there such a thing as a fingol jew? There used to be plenty of jews nearby in the baltics.


 No.57090

>>57085

Nazgoon gang


 No.57091

>>57083

I remember that too


 No.57092

File: c6895f00e51184a⋯.gif (8.47 MB, 480x470, 48:47, 0a3407466cd1901e426ba745e9….gif)


 No.57093

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>57083

It's a pretty cool song. Paul Kelly is a great songwriter.


 No.57094

>>57093

He writes hippy bullshit.


 No.57095

>>57089

That's what that pic is.


 No.57096

>>57090

The Danshoe theory


 No.57097

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>57094

What song is hippy bullshit?


 No.57098

>>57089

The guy who made minecraft?


 No.57099

>>57097

Imagine by John Lennon


 No.57100

People wearing no shoes in public trigger the absolute fuck out of anyone else?


 No.57101

>>57097

They're all about boongs.


 No.57102

>>57093

Is he the At her door guy


 No.57103

>>57100

do it


 No.57104

>>57100

yes you can cut your feet on glass and the grounds hot


 No.57105

>>57100

I don't live in a coastal area so yes, also I have never seen such a thing


 No.57106

>>57100

Yeah it's very off-putting.


 No.57107

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>57101

There's only two that I can think of that are about black fellas and I've listened to just about everything he's made.

This is a good one.

>>57102

Yeah, before too long was a big one too.


 No.57108

>>57100

People going shoeless in public is a comfy Aussie sight. I appreciate it.


 No.57109

>>57108

I always thought more of thongs that way


 No.57110

Spent all day in a perpetual gooned-up state in a near gooncoma saying stupid shit on Twitter.

Lots of fun, would recommend.


 No.57111

>>57107

I liked that song but not much else of his work


 No.57112

>>57110

what's your twatter


 No.57113

>>57110

Cask of goon a day keeps the depression at bay


 No.57114

File: 246f8e982b07011⋯.webm (8.17 MB, 640x360, 16:9, You've got a friend in me.webm)


 No.57115

>>57114

Woody's got wood


 No.57116

File: 1d458ad3e6c620c⋯.jpg (20.18 KB, 244x244, 1:1, fe9ee25cd660632aa465a65066….jpg)

>>57115

He got excited when he saw me.


 No.57117

Years of consuming Dan's products has left me incapable of getting wood.


 No.57118

>>57112

The NEETgen doesn't need to know my shame.


 No.57119

File: bb38679b24adcaa⋯.jpg (941 B, 35x35, 1:1, 323d9314cd33d623f1b6a6ef4b….jpg)

>>57117

Tiny Dan syndrome.


 No.57120


 No.57121

>>57111

Do you know what mum and dad were crying about in it?


 No.57122

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.57123

>>57117

I hope it's not just hidden like this to amaze camwhores

https://efukt.com/22016_Cam_Whore_Left_Speechless.html


 No.57124

>>57121

>he started up his drinking then they started up fighting

>he took it very badly

>She took all the kids


 No.57125

>>57124

Wrong song but in the non radio edit it says "so long johnny, I'm walking out your fucking door."


 No.57126

>>57123

what the fuck


 No.57127

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

He also plays one of my many >tfw songs


 No.57128

>>57123

Impressive he managed to have his benis get erect that fast


 No.57129

>>57125

so Johny was his name-o


 No.57130

>>57127

I find his lyrics and style very pretentious. His subject matter also. It is all a hipster posture.


 No.57131

>>57123

God I haven't watched efukt in ages. That dude must be part turtle.


 No.57132

>>57069

who let the tards into the neet den?


 No.57133

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>57130

I don't know if it was intended to be but maybe, I'm not up to date with hipster preferences.


 No.57134

>>57126

That's the power of magic!

>>57128

Indeed

>>57131

It's worth a good laugh and a good look of horror.


 No.57135

>>57117

The (((government))) makes it hard to just go and get a load of wood these days


 No.57136

File: fdda93171d81453⋯.png (5.5 KB, 211x239, 211:239, 1514075013785.png)

>>57132

Be kinder towards our DSP brethren


 No.57137

>>57131

>>57134

>chick with two vaginas

Jesus. Here I am with none, life isn't fair.


 No.57138

File: df126f340a7cc91⋯.png (80.53 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 06dce5c2bcd16fcfe712ea7c60….png)

>>57135

I hope you're not trying to score a few cheap (you) to start that debate again.


 No.57139

>>57136

If they wont they'll get chucked in the nk den when we get to Tassie


 No.57140

>>57137

Yet another Johnesque post

My suspicions are rising


 No.57141


 No.57142

>>57138

Getting wood doesn't seem like an activity many neets would want to argue about


 No.57143

>>57140

Shit, I didn't mean in the trannyfag way.


 No.57144

File: 0805ac21d99e7aa⋯.jpg (7.71 KB, 247x204, 247:204, 1301790359003.jpg)

>>57143

I'm onto u


 No.57145

>>57144

Well Pepe'd.


 No.57146

>>57130

You sound like a bit of a cock. What music do you consider not to be "hipster posturing"?

Is it "fashwave"?


 No.57147

Having a few green tops my big stinky mates


 No.57148

>>57142

The (((government))) debate has many different points I do not like.


 No.57149

>>57147

t minus 4 weeks till the next wash?


 No.57150

>>57146

to be fair, a NEET showed me one of paul kelly's son's songs and maybe that's why that NEET thinks paul's music is hipster stuff.

The song was a bout trump and some other shit.


 No.57151

>>57146

I am just hyper sensitive to posturing and posing. I prefer songs where you don't even notice the lyrics at all.


 No.57152

>>57151

That doesn't make other people hipsters


 No.57153

>>57150

That was his nephew.


 No.57154

>>57148

That's true, I should be more careful with my meme brackets when the general is recovering from a narky political debate


 No.57155

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>57151

This doesn't have many lyrics, you might think it's hipster stuff though


 No.57156

Any gf prospects, neets?


 No.57157

>>57153

Ah, well yeah, that was shit.


 No.57158

>>57156

I said two words to a woman cashier at IGA last week, it's all looking up


 No.57159

>>57158

What were those words?


 No.57160

>>57158

>>57159

I too am interested in these two words?


 No.57161

>>57159

good thanks


 No.57162

Is Canberra Trip NEET back yet?


 No.57163

>>57161

Next time say, "yourself?" afterwards.

You can do it.


 No.57164

So the woman from my course scheduled a private anatomy thing tomorrow and I told myself to stop gorging my body with food so I don't embarrass myself when I take my shirt off. What the fuck did I do? I ate enormous meals all day and now my stomach is bloated like those african kids.

How am I going to cuck her boyfriend when I look like this? Why do I make these awful decisions? why the fuck did she ask ME to do this when she knows I want the V?


 No.57165

>>57163

I don't want her to get the idea that I want to have a conversation


 No.57166

>>57165

Tell her that after you say "yourself?"


 No.57167

>>57164

I wish I could believe your stories. But you lost me some time ago.


 No.57168

>>57164

>a private anatomy thing

Hot


 No.57169

>>57164

Just have an erection when you lay down and raise your leg to passively hide it.


 No.57170

Cheesy has seriously dropped the ball.

What the fuck. The catalog looks like shit.


 No.57171

>>57170

Who gives a shit, mate? The catalog barely matters on a board with literally one active thread.


 No.57172

>>57167

I'd post the text log but I cant delete it shortly afterward and I dont like the idea of it lingering around the internet forever.


 No.57173

>>57170

Maybe he is in a goon coma.


 No.57174

>>57171

Our friendly NEETs do not like change or their one non-Dan haven to be disorganized.


 No.57175

>>57171

???

What do you think the whole point of this board was for?

NK and monk could both evade the ban and they would've been unbanned like a month after anyway.


 No.57176

>>57173

I care about him as a NEET but he decided to take the reins as BO so now he will cop my NEETrage.


 No.57177

>>57175

Mate you say that but I would of done something the same way I got them banned


 No.57178

File: bb534612e77d571⋯.jpg (54.49 KB, 500x521, 500:521, 1522706173289.jpg)

Cheesey hasn't checked in for a while….

Surely he hasn't …


 No.57179

>>57177

>monaroNEET

Never heard of him.


 No.57180

get a job.


 No.57181

>>57178

I bet he's cruising around NEETheaven in his Lancer. I hope he's ok really


 No.57182

>>57180

get a haircut


 No.57183

>>57168

Yeah my heart jumped when she asked, it felt so out of place. At the very least I need to get another oneitis but I don't know how.


 No.57184

>>57179

Shit how the fuck did you know who I am


 No.57185

>>57178

He posted in the discord a day or two ago

Although he was posting about getting pissed


 No.57186

>>57183

Just pop 'em out, that's sure to get his attention.


 No.57187

>>57183

Just tell them you're bisexual destroy their relationship from the inside of their orifices


 No.57188

>>57184

Our NEETlore-archivists are powerful.


 No.57189

>>57188

I just wing it and guess most of the time possum.


 No.57190

>>57189

>possum

Wrong guess Puffed Wheat.


 No.57191

>>57190

>Puffed Wheat.

Hmm. My ruse-o-mometre is off the charts.


 No.57192

>>57185

Oh no


 No.57194

>>56924

Can you tell me more please NEET?


 No.57195

>>57191

There is no ruse Puffy. I only made the second post, not the first.


 No.57196

>>57194

It really kicked off the moeshit boom that emerged after the 90s. A lot of the common tropes you see in CGDCT were popularized by that show.


 No.57197

>>57196

It's was pretty wholesome and non sexually cute compared to pedophile bait Moe shit these days.


 No.57198

>>57197

Well you did have that one teacher who spent his entire time perving on the kids.


 No.57199

Imagine being a successful male in your mid twenties


 No.57200

>>57190 So is this weberNEET? I wrote this aftegood postr everything else so I expect you to reaYou're supposed to read this spoilered text lastd the rest of this post first.

> >>57191 Stop fucking ith the formt by reading the spoilered text before everything else

reply to me.

>>57195

Thank you.

I would feIs the orby that I mean the thing I wrote two spoilers agoder starting to mess with youel like a right dI hope you didn't lose track of the orderumb dumb if someone because I have no issue withat's what you can reply to meth you calling me thatelse was calling me puffed wheat this whole time.

Seriously, stop it

Not you possum By that I mean you dont have to stop calling me puffedwheat


 No.57201

File: f56d1fe49488cf0⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 516.53 KB, 2274x1283, 2274:1283, JUST .png)

JUST CUCK ME UP


 No.57202

>>57151

Perhaps instrumentals are more your thing.

I haven't listened to Paul Kelly for a long time, but he was never any hipster. He was an Adelaide boy, was a NEET junky in the '70s, at the turn of the '80s did a super-untrendy but brilliant acoustic album about tfw depressed and all your mates are ODing. Did songs about Bradman and land rights and blokes in prison and trying to root prossies in Hamburg. Was never a trend chaser, always just did his thing and captured truthful little vignettes about Australian life, and Australia is lucky to have had him tbh. Also he's the least hipster Aussie muso this side of AC/DC.


 No.57203

>>57202

The other side of AC/DC wants to fuck other men.


 No.57204

>>57200

These games you longterm NEETs play are alien. Sometimes I wonder if I'm really here at all.


 No.57205

File: d64188639bd203b⋯.jpg (39.16 KB, 384x384, 1:1, unnamed.jpg)

>tfw no unconventionally attractive quirky botanist gf

It's over


 No.57206

>>57200

What a bizarre sperg out


 No.57207

>>57204

I put too many spoilers in and the unspoilered stuff was supposed to be spoilered spoiler


 No.57208

>>57203

Tell me more.

>>57201

Where do you get these things?


 No.57209

>>57207

The text formatting here is surprisingly adept, but ultimately fickle, so no blame for your post ending up a bit of a mess.


 No.57210

>>57188

oh my


 No.57211

>>57207

Someofitanywayit'spartlyspoileredright**


 No.57212

File: 463790919aa0219⋯.jpeg (16.17 KB, 371x396, 371:396, images (92).jpeg)

>tfw never truly loved a woman beyond base lust


 No.57213

>>57212

Eurgh, hope your mummybot is exempt from that.


 No.57214

File: dd75f44a2c43025⋯.jpg (21.6 KB, 930x558, 5:3, 4239.jpg)

>>57212

>tfw never opened the batting for Australia


 No.57215


 No.57216

PUFFED WHEAT NEET


 No.57217

>>57213

Of course I love mummybot but it's the same way you would love an intimate partner.


 No.57218

>>57217

It's not*


 No.57219

>>57218

Too late.


 No.57220

>>57217

>>57218

For a second there, I was really worried that more Queenslanders were on the board.


 No.57221

>>57218

You got me worried thanks for the clarification


 No.57222


 No.57223

>>57216

Thank you for not misinterpreting my spoilerspeak.

>>57220

All queenslanders have yank flags.


 No.57224

>>57217

A bit too much information there, OedipusNEET.


 No.57225

>>57196

That's interesting. One day I want to have seen enough anime that I understand all the chains of influence, from one anime to another, on an intuitive level. That's part of the reason I chose to start watching Azumanga in the first place, I remembered it being a big deal when I was a kid and I wanted to understand why. Legend of Galactic Heroes too. I'm not particularly into giant mecha anime but I've seen Evangelion and I'd like to watch some old mecha shows to understand what it was deconstructing, and some newer ones to see how Evangelion changed things. For magical girl shows, I think some of the big touchstones were Miracle Girls, Sailor Moon, and Magical Madoka Lyrical Nanoha Meguca Whateverthefuck.


 No.57226

>>57225

You're going to have a field day once you get to sports anime, because that influence field is LARGE.


 No.57227

>>57223

>All queenslanders have yank flags

One of your earliest NEET lore failures.


 No.57228

>>57226

Oh fuck

The only one of those I've seen is Ballroom e Youkoso


 No.57229

>>57227

I have learnt in my twilight years that all yank flags are actually qldNEET, there is only one.


 No.57230

This >>57188 is still got me hung up,

Who is this?


 No.57231

>>57230

That might be MysteryNEET.


 No.57232

>>57198

Apparently that guy's the source of the term "waifu" because he says that once when referring to his wife


 No.57233

>>57231

>That might

>2 spaces

You were going to tell me and then changed your mind cruelNEET


 No.57234

>>57229

unless there are two


 No.57235

Doggo has walked mud in all over my carpets.


 No.57236

>>57234

Impossible.


 No.57237

>>57235

Give him a wipe down and dry him


 No.57238

>>57233

I was going to post a link to the entire NEET Genealogical repository.


 No.57239

>>57238

Is that what you call your cum jars?


 No.57240

Trying to report but centrelinks down again, got a max appointment tomorrow as well. If they try asking for my payslips again I'm gonna fucking smash them


 No.57241

>>57240

Calm down please.


 No.57242

>>57238

>>57239

Sorry if that was overtly crude

>NEET

>gene..

>repository

I don't know, made sense to me.


 No.57243

File: c92197554034ca4⋯.jpeg (24.68 KB, 437x337, 437:337, images (2).jpeg)

>>57239

Well bantered.


 No.57244

>>57242

There is no need to apologise NEET. You need to have more confidence in your shitposts.


 No.57245

Hey NEETs going to make some roast


 No.57246

>>57245

Good luck, don't burn it.


 No.57247

>>57244

Your reply took too long and I had ruined my anonymity. My shitposts can only feel right when I feel hidden.


 No.57249

>>57245

What kind?


 No.57250

>>57247

I always wear camouflage pants when shitposting. They never see me coming.


 No.57251

>>57245

Who are you roasting?


 No.57252

File: d7bd6e71c320896⋯.jpg (16.12 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 0.jpg)

>>57247

The only thing that matters is the fact that you made the best cum-jar joke of the night so far.


 No.57253

I am going to bed NEETs. I will try and slog through another chapter of that shitty book I am reading. I don't know why I don't just stop. I guess it is because I don't feel up to reading anything else right now.

Good night to all NEETs, and especially to cum jars NEET.


 No.57254

File: 57d2e839e045ed1⋯.jpeg (6.29 KB, 225x225, 1:1, images (93).jpeg)

>have a few drinks

>Start enjoying life again


 No.57255

>>57253

Good night, NEET. I hope you find a book you actually like again.

>>57254

Ain't that the truth.


 No.57256

>>57254

If you drink all the time then you will be happy all the time. You know it makes sense.


 No.57257

>>57253

It's good to hear that your feeling better now. I was worried last time you went straight to bed. Have a good nights sleep.


 No.57258


 No.57259

>>57253

Don't slog too hard unless you have multiple cum jars. Waste not repository NEET. Sleep tight.


 No.57260

>>57258

>Pork Jew

kosher as fuch


 No.57261

File: e4290dba388134f⋯.jpg (15 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 015c781ab6736b54157634b568….jpg)


 No.57262

>>57260

you mean unkosher


 No.57263

>>57261

If you drink all the time then Dan will be happy all the time.


 No.57264

>>57262

No I dont meshuggah.


 No.57265

>>57260

>fuch

Good to see we are being less crude now. In real life I say sugar now instead of anything saltier.


 No.57266

>>57265

FUCK I FORGOT TO SALT THE ROAST


 No.57267

>>57264

Oy vey goy don't you jew me


 No.57268

>>57265

I swear like a sailor, I am trying to stop though. Being at the course so much makes me swear less. I noticed that today when I said fuck I just said what the f.. and just sort of mimed the rest.

Felt weird.


 No.57269

>>57267

רק תקרא לי מלאך של בוקר, מלאך

רק לגעת בלחי לפני שתעזבי אותי, יקירתי


 No.57270

>>57269

get out with that Jew language


 No.57271

>>57268

I feel you. I was a right foulmouth all through highschool until someone called me out for it as trying to seem cool, which wasn't the case, so I made an active effort to stop.


 No.57272

>>57268

Yes I noticed in your videos that you are very free with bad language.


 No.57273

>>57268

Thanks for the reminder


 No.57274

How to reconcile being a neet loser?


 No.57275

File: 51e0066fc1fbf22⋯.jpg (130.09 KB, 1136x864, 71:54, DomesticViolence.jpg)

I'm getting angry neets!


 No.57276

File: e04a1d664fc1f48⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 312.53 KB, 596x439, 596:439, paint me like a cunt.png)

Last painting was a complete bust so I didn't post it anywhere. This one has been in the works for a couple of weeks now and has a real chance to turn out decent, I think.

Spent most of the day on it with a short couple of hours break for a gooncoma. So that was my day. Hope all of yours went well.


 No.57277

>>57274

Reconcile it with what?


 No.57278

>>57276

That is great mate. I love it.


 No.57279

>>57271

I didn't swear that much til I left home. I was a model student once upon a time.

>>57272

tbh I find it weird that all NEETs aren't foul mouthed cunts considering we post swearsies all day.

>>57273

?

>>57274

Swear less.


 No.57280

>>57276

That is an amazing painting, I like the two figures


 No.57281

big stinky NEET farts


 No.57282

>>57275

What is wrong?


 No.57283


 No.57284

File: 6e22464278370d2⋯.jpeg (2.01 MB, 5760x3840, 3:2, Domestic-Violence.jpeg)

Just got home from dans, gonna get drunk and beat my family


 No.57285

>>57276

All your paintings are great. The more of them I see, the more I like the style.


 No.57286

>>57284

Let edgy neet king


 No.57287

>>57276

He's holding that warhammer in a very sensual manner. I sometimes use my thumb like that too.


 No.57288

>>57284

Your cocks name is family?


 No.57289

>>57284

I'm not sure how Dan would feel about this, although he is prone to violence too.


 No.57290

>>57289

A staple of a good household is a firm fist and a quiet wife. One creates the other.


 No.57291

File: 8282a5d6b11c5a2⋯.gif (468.16 KB, 540x304, 135:76, 1519265085804.gif)

>>57280

>>57278

>>57285

>>57283

Thanks, my lads. I think have found the perfect way of sharing some of what I do without seeming like an attention whore, since I'm very boring and don't have anything else to share that isn't passing out in the corner of the room gooned.

I have some very ambitious OC planned for the gen. I hope to start once I get this project out of the way.

>>57287

A man is entitled to caress his instruments.

Is a bit sensual now that I look at it.


 No.57292

>>57291

>very ambitious OC

I look forward to it mate.


 No.57293

File: 4032370ff8d9f68⋯.jpg (70.58 KB, 640x482, 320:241, Sugai Glasses1.jpg)

Good Night NEETs


 No.57294

>>57293

Good night ugly girl posting NEET.


 No.57295

>>57269

oy vey


 No.57296

File: 664165ddaf173de⋯.jpg (207.18 KB, 600x776, 75:97, 631d818556893.5602bef094df….jpg)

>>57289

The way to a womans heart is a slap in the face


 No.57297

>>57293

Nighty night, eastern-beat-meat-NEET.


 No.57298

File: fe1587361664821⋯.webm (11.4 MB, 640x360, 16:9, bigstraya4u.webm)


 No.57299

>>57291

>a bit sensual now that I look at it.

Ahh, so it was a subconscious artists flair.

We are learning much about you.


 No.57300

>>57293

Sweet dreams


 No.57301

>>57298

I did not enjoy this.


 No.57302

>>57295

אל תפסיק לחשוב על מחר

אל תפסיק, זה יהיה בקרוב

זה יהיה טוב יותר מאשר קודם

אתמול נעלם, אתמול נעלם


 No.57303

>>57293

Good night


 No.57304

>>57298

I can smell the meth from here.


 No.57305

What if possum and gookgirl poster are the same NEET?

They always go to bed at the same time. It's a crafty way to get extra (You)'s


 No.57306

>>57305

Only (you) are hungry enough for (you)s to think of a scheme like that.


 No.57307

>>57305

The majority of the gen seem to be early birds. My money is just on coincidence.


 No.57308

File: c22ab9b76f83946⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 2.55 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, bucketwithextracrabs.jpg)

Is someone hungry?


 No.57309

>>57265 (you)

Fuck you cunts are funny sometimes


 No.57310

>>57308

That got an audible laugh, good work.


 No.57311

>>57308

how did you do this


 No.57312

>tfw depressed


 No.57313

>>57312

WHY EVEN LIVE?


 No.57314

>tfw undressed and depressed


 No.57315

>>57308

fantastic.


 No.57316

>>57306

It is a great scheme.


 No.57317

Good night NEETs.


 No.57318

>>57307

WA NEETs get a rough deal these days. It's only just got dark for them.


 No.57319

>>57309

>(you)


 No.57320

>>57317

Good night m8.


 No.57321


 No.57322

How to reconcile tfw depressed with tfw impressed?


 No.57323

>>57322

Get >tfw undressed to become >tfw blessed


 No.57324

>>57323

>rhyming

tfw detest


 No.57325

File: b41c0665d06f271⋯.jpg (68.64 KB, 336x413, 48:59, ChadMorgan.jpg)

>tfw Chad


 No.57326

File: 5e7612fbecc9dcb⋯.png (132.25 KB, 1148x1137, 1148:1137, 1523682652046.png)

What do you do when someone younger than you calls you buddy?


 No.57327

>>57326

sometimes my cousin says that, I dont say anything


 No.57328

>>57326

Rape them


 No.57329

>>57276

amazing, we will proudly display your works about the NEETcommune


 No.57330

>>57328

Well said.


 No.57331

I hope Cheesy is alright


 No.57332

Why did I end up this way reduced to drinking a whole passion pop and crying. The neighbour girl I can't muster any words for. She's so beautful and delightful, a true cherry blossom of the Japanese sense and I'm some fucking NEET who has no chance. Everyone else around me particpates and I'm crying in my pillow at the years I've wasted and how stacked everything is against me. The people work in the heat whilst I'm maladjusted at everything around me. I can say I'm improving but not really it feels like an enternity.


 No.57333

>>57325

>Chad Morgan

Dude.. I haven't seen that ugly mug in years and years


 No.57334

>>57331

So do I


 No.57335

>>57332

T. 19 year old.


 No.57336

fuick off>>57335


 No.57337

>>57335

Hopefully he lifts his game before he's 30 because that stops being cute at around 24


 No.57338

>>57332

>on the train today

>gorgeous 10/10 qt with mega milkers

>look at her in the reflection of the train window

>my vision fades out and I see myself

>5cm shorter than her, balding and acne ridden

>mogged

>scream interally

we're going to make it my Dutch friend, I believe in us both


 No.57339

File: 3ea91124b2878b5⋯.jpg (1.42 MB, 2048x1536, 4:3, 1484378502963.jpg)

It's my birthday in less than a week and THIS is what's going to happen. Except I'm 25 years old. JUST


 No.57340

>>57331

>>57334

He must be in a strong goon coma.


 No.57341

>>57339

Please don't forget that you have us as well to invite to your NEET party


 No.57342

>>57339

Only 5 more year until wizardhood I presume?


 No.57343

זו המסיבה שלי, ואני אבכה אם אני רוצה לבכות אם אני רוצה, בוכה אם אני רוצה לבכות גם אם זה קרה לך


 No.57344

>>57338

Should have had a sneaky wank


 No.57345

>>57339

I remember when I turned 25


 No.57346

>>57339

Will your mummybot make you a nice cake at least? One NEET got seafood with his mummybot and seemed comfy.

What would you like to do? Maybe a local NEET will invite you out somewhere, could be alright if you both have the balls for it.

Either way I'll be here to wish you a happy 26th and send some comfy vibes over, you're going to make it too m8


 No.57347

>>57344

Have a wank


 No.57348

>>57332

>>57338

The only advice I can give to you is to stop caring, that way the feels won't hit you that hard.


 No.57349

>>57337

>tfw 24


 No.57350

So the big question,

Is goon - wank

pr

Is wank - goon

more detrimental to a NEET's well-being?


 No.57351

>>57345

I might start browsing reddit


 No.57352

>tfw my toilet is fucked and is fucking up the unit below


 No.57353

>>57350

Depends on whether the NEET is more sexually repressed wank or is stressed goon


 No.57354

>>57345

I don't.

Really, I don't. That's a bit concerning.


 No.57355


 No.57356

>>57352

Must be pretty shitty for downstairs.


 No.57357

File: 0c9fef588ffbe93⋯.gif (3.03 MB, 359x202, 359:202, what.gif)

>>57352

I'm picturing the Chad in your unit below getting sprayed with sewage


 No.57358

File: 525de6030bee581⋯.jpg (55.7 KB, 1024x640, 8:5, 1519272436285.jpg)

>>57354

Fuck me neither.


 No.57359

>>57349

Around that point is when people really stop giving a fuck that you have problems like "depression" or what ever. The only problem you have from here on is that you haven't pulled your finger out and hardened the fuck up.


 No.57360

>>57358

Thousands perhaps millions of wanks over that time…


 No.57361

>>57357

He's fairly chad

An older Scandanavian I'm assuming Norwegian man


 No.57362

>>57358

Sand through your fingers.

It's all gone.


 No.57363

>>57359

What if I am

>tfw severely impressed

?


 No.57364


 No.57365

File: cdc524647191358⋯.png (6.39 KB, 321x339, 107:113, cdc524647191358371ce9ff02b….png)

>>57359

tbh, if you get to 25 and are still a depressed NEET, the party is basically over, you might as well just give up.


 No.57366

File: 05073340220cbee⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 866.67 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 1523877595816.png)


 No.57367

>>57365

Don't stop believing, you can become CEO sized if you put your mind to it.


 No.57368

>>57363

Stiff shit.


 No.57369

>>57363

> impressed

I read that wrong.


 No.57370

File: d9740012a1b2986⋯.jpg (80.47 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1446164461245.jpg)

>>57367

I stopped believing in a lot of things long ago.


 No.57371


 No.57372

Yeah I'll notify you cunts of my just be yourself-day party.


 No.57373

>>57329

I hope we live to see the promise of the NEETcommune come to fruition.


 No.57374

File: cde19635ca26464⋯.png (142.53 KB, 625x773, 625:773, 1523847001111.png)


 No.57375

>>57374

what the fuck is this


 No.57376

>>57375

You tell me


 No.57377

>>57376

Nah man, what the fuck is it?


 No.57378

>>57376

>>57375

wojak's dog?


 No.57379

>>57378

Maybe, I have never seen this meme before.


 No.57380

File: 13937fe1b49170f⋯.jpg (324.67 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, IMG_20180416_224504.jpg)

I did iit


 No.57381


 No.57382

>>57380

Looking good!

Very determined of you to drag in your PC to the kitchen so you could use the $5 webcam to snap the shot, too.


 No.57383

Good night friends


 No.57384

>>57382

I used my $30 phone for that post


 No.57385

>>57383

Nighty night.

>>57384

I'm impressed that Nokias don't print out to film.

Jokes aside, nice job.


 No.57386

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>57384

We all need an air of mystery around everything. Has he used salt? Pepper? Any other ingredients? Who knows as you can't see.

Excellent low-fi here.


 No.57387

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.57388

>>57386

>tfw Varg probably won't make any more black metal albums


 No.57389

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

We dead-hours songposting?

I've always loved this one for its perfect representation of that ego-trip to collapse. Famous song but the extended cut is way better.


 No.57390


 No.57391

>>57390

can I see it


 No.57392


 No.57393

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This reminds me of a time before everyone walked around with internet in their pockets. Where Myspace was still thriving and people were beginning Facebook.

I had an iPod nano and a flip phone that I would carry to school. I was playing World of Warcraft, Team Fortress 2 and had a Wii on a CRT tv.


 No.57394

>>57393

>tfw it won't be 2009 ever again


 No.57395

>>57393

It's strange to think of the Wii as belonging to that era. It feels more recent somehow.


 No.57396

>>57395

It's strange to see people nostalgia for anything after Y2K.


 No.57397

>>57396

Tbh some of us are young fags


 No.57398

Hello NEETs, some nice music in here

>>57335

this post made me laugh

t. 19 year old


 No.57399

>>57398

Heya, Hans. Things are comfortably slow tonight.


 No.57400

>>56767

no stop don't spread my secrets


 No.57401

>>57393

>phones in school

Fuck where my old NEETs at.


 No.57402

>>57401

Got three dead tamagotchis in one pocket, crumbled notepad paper with home numbers in the other. Gotta balance between talking to a friend directly or connecting the dial-up and using MSN Messenger.


 No.57403


 No.57404

>>57396

Were just getting older, I remember my first console being a snes and going to another kids house and he had a nes. The whole time I was thinking what an ancient piece of crap that thing was and why he didn't have the newer console when they were only 5 years apart.


 No.57405

>>57402

I wonder how many pedophiles pretending to be teenage girls I met on MSN messenger back then


 No.57406

Licking daddy's cum from mummy's pussy.


 No.57407

File: cad7df96c89abe1⋯.jpg (145.07 KB, 800x572, 200:143, Butch_FI.jpg)

TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!!!


 No.57408

>>57407

fuck off butch I'm not saving your mum


 No.57409

File: e2b3dfa03036dbc⋯.jpg (160.95 KB, 800x571, 800:571, Butch_GUF.jpg)

>>57408

TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!!!


 No.57410

Aboriginal penis


 No.57411

Good morning NEETs. Is the weather tolerable where you are?

>>57365

You can still get revenge on society by bludging off the welfare system for the next half century.


 No.57412

>>57411

Good morning

>revenge

for what?


 No.57413

Pepe on my tits


 No.57414

wojak under my scrotum


 No.57415

>>57411

>>57412

Good morning NEETs.

Doggo and I are back from our walk. Another very early one. Truly the comfiest walking time. We walk straight down the middle of the road.


 No.57416

>>57415

Sounds very comfy, I remember when I was in primary school my dad and I went to a restaurant for dinner in a regional town and walked back to our car in the middle of the road.

It was very strange seeing no cars on the road and it being so dark from no light pollution - definitely a very comfy feel.

I didn't post yesterday as I was feeling very flat but I am in a better mood today thankfully.


 No.57417

>>57415

Sounds like a scene from a 40's movie.


 No.57418

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Off to course, enjoy your day NEETs.


 No.57419

>>57418

Good luck, have fun. See you when you get back.


 No.57420

Good morning NEETs.


 No.57421

>>57420

Good morning.


 No.57422

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>57418

Ry Cooder has done work far more suitable to the unending bleakness of neetlife


 No.57423

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>57422

My taste has changed since I left. Listened to the album this track is on on the way to my mates place.

Ry Cooder has been on so many albums and soundtracks.


 No.57424

File: a1a693a83771158⋯.png (30.29 KB, 542x602, 271:301, Skele Liberation Front 2.png)

I want a girlfriend


 No.57425


 No.57426

>>57425

I want physical and emotional affection and someone to get to know and love and spend time with


 No.57427

>>57426

So why do you want a gf?


 No.57428

File: ef819f9112a457c⋯.jpg (37.71 KB, 467x435, 467:435, uncommon groyper circa 199….jpg)

>>57427

stop fucking toying with me or I'll take the lives of all my executive hostages


 No.57429

>>57427

Very cynical.


 No.57430

>>57426

How do plan on making this a reality?


 No.57431

>>57430

get my license finally and a job too, then just continue with uni and put myself in situations where there are women to meet. no redpill stuff or PUA, just beeing a more confident version of myself and hoping a woman is interested.


 No.57432

>>57431

Have a wank


 No.57433

>>57431

Well, good luck.


 No.57434

>tfw woke up with a boner


 No.57435

>>57434

Whose was it?


 No.57436

SydneyNEET reporting in from Amerikkka.


 No.57437

>>57431

Confidence is redpilled.


 No.57438

>>57436

What are you doing in seppoland? or are you just using a proxy?


 No.57439

>>57370

>tfw no longer a spherecuck


 No.57440

>>57438

Business trip. Not a proxy although in the past I've used a proxy to get an Australian flag.


 No.57441

File: 490c596090f48e3⋯.png (215.86 KB, 506x538, 253:269, 1509758368910.png)

God doesn`t exist.


 No.57442

>>57296

>shit-tier booze


 No.57443

>>57229

There are at least two of us. One is me workposting because 8ch thinks the office is in America.

For bonus confusion I am physically in America now.


 No.57444

Might go to the park and abduct some children while they're parents aren't looking


 No.57445

>>57200

>>57206

Autism redacted by CIA.

>tfw you glow in the dark


 No.57446

>>57444

>abduct

More like redpill them on the holocaust.


 No.57447

>>57199

I'm a successful with the ladies man in my mid thirties.


 No.57448

>>57446

I got in a lot of trouble last time I did that, I play it safe now


 No.57449

>>57106

>>57100

>current year

>being this racist against boongs


 No.57450

This is what it looks like when the realization dawns:

>>57062


 No.57451

>>57444

You are up early today NEET King.


 No.57452

>>57014

>suspected NEETs

This is pretty Orwellian. Train an AI to classify NEETs, to make it more so.


 No.57453

Imagine how low a NEET's rating would be on that Chinese social credit system.


 No.57454

>>57453

10/10 because we're white


 No.57455

>>57454

Speak for yourself whitey.


 No.57459

NEW THREAD

>>57456

NEW THREAD

>>57456

NEW THREAD

>>57456

NEW THREAD

>>57456


 No.57462

>>56989

We can all dream brother

>>57100

Truly the mark of a bogan

>>57420

Goon morning


 No.57476

>t. aspirational neet

Show me the neet who has transcended cynicism. You won't find a contented normie. You can't go from the red pill back to blue.


 No.57499

750


 No.57517

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