The Catalog is in a real mess NEETs. How are you coping?
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By pondering how long it will be until the ABC is defunded.
I am sorry, but this thread is not officially open for business yet.
I just got offered a job - 12 hours a week for $340ish. Damn NEETS I'm going to be flush with cash.
Congratulations on the job offer.
Take it I say, what is it exactly?
working in an aged care home. maybe I'll get to steal some endone
>maybe I'll get to steal some endone
I hope that is just a joke NEET.
it'll just be a funny prank
>The Catalog is in a real mess NEETs. How are
Oh wow it's still a mess from a few days ago, didn't even notice, I hope Cheesy is okay.
Morning NEETs. Hope you are having a good cope.
Hey Karl, I'm feeling terrible actually. JUST poured a cup of watered-down goon.
i learned that my computer motherboard is actually ok (thank fuck) and it's actually just the power button cable.
but then the shop wanted to charge 250 to replace… the part is 20 bucks on ebay - definately doing it myself
I'm out of cigs, going to put off buying more for as long as I can to save money. Guessing I will probably lose it in about 8 hours tbh.
Morning, coping hard and fast over here
pro tip, just take the loose wires and touch them together.
No. So what was the total cost of 'repairs'?
8 hours still shows a decent amount of self-control, unlike this goon-head.
Why is that heifer with the nose ring sooo jiggly?
geez thanks haha
they wanted to charge 70 for the cable, and 150 for labour
the cable costs 20 on ebay. so will cost 20. but i took it to them because it seemed like a board issue and before i start throwing a fuck ton at it i wanted a second opinion (generally when everything is dead as fuck it's board). luckily its the power button cable - hence no turn on.
Sorry, I meant what did they charge you for diagnosing the problem?
I got charged $88 for diagnosing my RAM problem.
Fucking ripoff pajeet PC repair, I assume it costs so much because it takes them 4 hours to diagnose anything.
Ask them how much it will cost to clean semen out of the keyboard.
The gay ones will do it for free
BO here. I have cleaned up the mess you all made. Shame shame shame.
Sorry, us NEETs can be pretty grubby.
i need a movie to inspire me.
seen anything good neets?
That is a good movie. John Candy is always watchable.
i have no idea why but uncle buck reminded me of sgt bilko
2nd for uncle buck, I forgot about that movie. I think I watched it last on vhs in 2004 or something.
Just went on a three and a half hour walk to go get my wallet I left on the other side of town.
Three pairs of socks, gel inserts for the shoes, and my ankles are still crunching whenever I take a step. I will not survive the WW3 Draft.
>tfw you fall asleep on the job
Are you executive sized? It takes a toll on the body.
Where did you leave it?
Losing your wallet is a terrible feel
Very. It's no fun at all. I can't even sit comfortably.
At the local port, under a bench. Must've dropped it. I was just there to try and be away from people for a spell, just sitting there disassociating for a couple of hours.
I found it, we're good.
Comedies were so innocent back then, unlike today's filth where every second word has to be an expletive.
American Pie lowered the bar so low that we're only just now crawling back.
well yeah, kind of. today its all swearing and gross out - but back then was more race, stereotypes and sexual jokes.
i think more that comedy is dying because people believe there is a 'line' somewhere that cant be crossed. back then there wasn't and it was better
Dodged a bullet there man
I offer my thanks to Dan and the Colonel, may they guide us to enNEETenment.
Get a chain so you never lose it.
you'll also, then, never need to pull it out for anyone
this is true, just look at the picture. she's really fit and she's only with him because he beats her.
Splurged on some $1 Tiger Buns on special and some lettuce to try and up my NEETfeed game.
Chicken patty, and there's mushrooms fried into the egg. Should be tight.
Looks pretty good mate.
I'd like to register to vote for your political party.
Having a bad job drove me to NEETdom.
That picture is worthy of an Instagram account imo, looks great.
It was good. Would recommend.
John candy was an inspiration to executives everywhere
He died like a true exec, in bed at the age of 43 of a heart attack. I like to think he had several boxes of pizza piled up next to his bed.
a small dabble of coke on his nose
I heard he's joey's father
Chris Farley was another influential executive, weighing in at 296 pounds
Oh, to be so powerful in girth that your face is a trapezoid.
Got into a unistudy program and am wondering if I should pay extra for a single room rather than a double? It's for two weeks travel.
I don't think I'm going to make it boys.
Wait, it's extra for a single?
Depends how good you are around people, I guess.
I've been absent the past few days and will continue to be absent the next few days. The general was taking up too much of my time and for my own well-being I decided to cut down on it a bit. I've been trying to do more things during the day rather than the internet, and so far it is working. It is important to note I'll still post and make videos, but I'm trying to branch out more and do other things with my life rather than browsing the internet all day.
It's more expensive but I considered that I might stay an extra week and the extra cash could help. Also other than occasionally sharing a room with my Dad at hotels, and sharing a room when I was younger than ten with my brother, I haven't generally had to share rooms.
>stomach/back pain was feeling better this morning
>decided to do another simple workout because I want to make it a habit and build on it
>also ate a fair bit because I was feeling hungry like a retard
>realize sitting a certain way can make it a lot worse
Now I feel fucking retarded because I should have only done one thing for some insight on it.
Now I can shit my pants in public…
You could do that already.
It's always good to take a break from time to time.
Good idea. The internet can be very unhealthy, especially when you get into the habit of hanging around echo chambers. The real world is outside.
It can be hard to find productive things to do as a NEET.
Use an RSS feed it puts everything you want together and you'll get less distracted
It was the shortest max appointment in my life, got home and I'm working on my second wank for the day
If you still have a productive mindset NEET life will eat you up, you have to let that go if you want to truly embrace the way of the tendies
How have you been btw? Any idea when the net will be back to good yet?
every day the feels hurt a little bit more
>under a bench. Must've dropped it.
As if you found it, that was really lucky.
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reminded me of this
The feels stopped hurting long ago for me.
If it helps. Your wellbeing is what really matters.
Good luck mate.
That's a lot for 12 hours
It's around $27 p/h in most of those positions.
Fuck it's somehow got worse
After I figured a way to stop my leaking toiler from filling up the fucking case for the light randomly fell and shattered
WHAT THE FUCK
Christ, NEET, that's a fucker if I've ever heard one.
The Plumber is coming tomorrow
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That song reminds me of the movie Stand By Me. Very strong childhood associations there.
I just awoke from an extended afternoon nap.
Good work, lad. The mighty NEETnap.
Those child actors were probably licking a lot of producers lollipops
Yes it is very sad.
I hope all NEETs doing gf2018 are keeping their fingernails short, clean and smooth.
If a woman feels the slightest bit of sexual attraction towards you she will look at your fingers and imagine them on and inside the most sensitive parts of her body. Long or ragged fingernails hurt women and dirty ones gross them out. If you have any of the above you are never getting your hands down any pants but your own.
Better make dinner, it'll be bedtime soon.
I had a shot of coffee, that is all for this evening. My stomach was feeling unsettled. I ate too much celery earlier I think.
I wear gloves, a trick I picked up from rapeneet.
>not barbarianmaxing and literally digging your fingers into thots to keep them in place
G'day neets. I've not posted in a gen since before the switch to /ausneets/ so I thought I'd drop in to say hello to my fellow unemployed. Is everyone still alive?
What's WA like these days? It's been years since I was last around those parts. I bet everyone there's still a drug addled nooga on the dole.
>Is everyone still alive?
How would we know for sure?
We wouldn't because of rule 2. I guess.
Is Canberra business trip NEET here?
I feel somewhat responsilble for rule 14.
The abo pussy is plenty
BumfingerNEET should come back and finger both your bumholes with his long, sharp, dirty fingernails tbh.
I keep mine trimmed because I hate doing anything with long nails. Don't know how people stand it.
I'm Canberra NEET but not business trip NEET
I hope this ill-considered reminiscence does not summon him.
I am the same. I find it hard to cut the nails on my right hand though. My left hand is useless.
Get mum to cut them
Go to a nail salon and get the vietnamese ladies there to give you a manicure.
Frugal neet is frugal. Recycling all that keratin protein.
don't let it go to waste
And ask for extra service hand job
Do you grind it into dust and snort that nutrience back in?
Nail liquidation is the superior method that's to be administered intravenously.
personally I smoke it
>tfw socially retarded
Every time I join a group of people casually chatting, I re-remember how autistic I am. It's just embarrassing at this point.
Just pretend you are better. Balance the conversation between you speaking and you asking them questions to speak.
It used to be better when I smugly interpreted it as intellectual superiority on my part.
That's why I like online forums. You get time to think.
Remember that time you did the thing? For fuck sake, what were you thinking?
Do have like a heroine spoon but nail dust spoon that's all crusty, but you keep using it because it's your lucky spoon?
i put it in my pee pee
These poor Tasmanian NEETs are living in tents.
They're wearing such nice clothes. They must have so much NEETmoney left over with no rent.
Pepe on my pee-pee
The NEET commune has humble beginnings
The fast food industry has produced two titans of culinary excellence - the hungry jack's ultimate smoky bbq angus and the macca's breakfast muffin. What makes them so good. Are there any others that I've missed?
I can't think of interesting observations or funny perspectives on things. I also can't be bothered bantzing with guys, all I really want is a gf. Today I was speaking to a girl I've never met, on the topic of a guy she really wants to date. I encouraged her to ask him out. Why the fuck can't women feel that way about me?
I have nothing against nice clothes that are practical. Last time I bought a bunch of clothes was 4 years and they are now starting to age with may a year or two left. Since they probably wear their clothes for days at a time you probably need decent clothes
>Tasmania moves a horde of african refugees into public housing
>Suddenly there's not enough public housing left for poor Australians.
What a coincidence
You've missed real food.
Cut your fingernails
I talk about my dogs and my experiences in the area. I later found out I could talked about comics or may be even anime. Ask what are you going to do for the rest of day? I don't know may be those questions that show interest as you find out more and build on what you learn about. I feel you get better with conversation with more experience apart from that I don't really know what to say I am not the best conversationalist but I feel that I am OK.
The one on the left looks a bit like someone I know
<finally got my keyboard a week ago
<its not even tactile but its more like the lightest and smoothest linear ironically
so /aus/ is more dead becaus you fuggen autists were mad about bans
Take a look in the mirror and figure out why
>family member randomly messages me asking "whats been happening?"
what the fuck do i even say to this
do i just not reply
if i just answer truthfully and say nothing then it will just kill the conversation anyway
Karen's sleepy. Who wants to help tuck her into bed?
'fuck all lol' usually works for me.
Only if she did her homework.
I am well, (one positive achievement even if it's small this week). How about you?
Got mogged by more hot girls in public today that saw straight through me like I was invisible to them, I even saw a busty qt run past me with a massive smile as I turn around and see her hug a tradie chad
just fuckity fuckity my lifety life
How close are most of you NEETs with your extended family?
I only see mine once a year apart from my grandmother who is the healthiest 80 year old I've ever met, she knocked a high school guy over who ran into her at the shops last week she told me as he just ran into her
>tfw grandmother is more of a beast than you
i dont really speak to any of them besides an odd message maybe once or twice a year
Haven't spoken to or seen any of them in a couple of years.
Have a wank
I know I will be soon
Sorry this was meant for
I apologise for my mistake
Do you have family gatherings? What are all of your extended family like? Mine are either very successful or complete failed normies, it is very hit or miss it seems.
I feel mine care about me but we see each other so rarely that it's all pretty meh.
Should I write a cyoa? I reckon it would be a good exercise but would also run the risk of being an autismic mess.
Good luck mate.
Do it. But the first decision the reader must make must be whether or not to write a cyoa.
there's plenty of gatherings but i stopped going to them years ago
got tired of the "so what have ya been doin with yaself mate" and "got a misses yet mate" questions, along with all the drunken brawling
I am carer for my grand mother. I have good relationship with siblings. It probably all depends on how everyone treats each other in the relationships you currently have. There are people in our extended family we do not talk to because they are money hungry or take forever to a job in exchange for free equipment. Even then the job was half assessment because the problem continues. Those people even are organising family gatherings they pull out at last minute even when it's 10 minute drive even just to say hello, while other members travelled an hour to be there. Not worth our time tbh
fucking auto correct, I mean half assessed
So do you guys mix your goon, use a chaser or just drink it straight?
There is no drunken brawling in my family.
I found it a bit depressing seeing everyone age though, time truly is cruel and I suppose the differences between someone going 60s > 70s is a lot more obvious than someone going 4 > 6 years old.
I think the contrast between my successful normie cousins and unsuccessful robot cousins depressed me too, it was always awkward congratulating some and turning to others and trying to make conversation.
It's because your a skele and they see you as a ghost, women are stunned when they see the large frame of an executive when he walks in the room
How did you tell I was a skele?
Ideally you should get a funnel, lubricate the funnel, stick it down your throat and pour the goon into the funnel.
She's gonna be sleeping with these boys again
Now that would be interesting.
Dry itchy patch of skin under my left eye.
Rub it with alcohol.
>tfw still don't know who Karen is
karen is the name of my aunt who was a methhead prostitute in the 90s
What's the pension like for a methhead prostitute from the 90s?
Karen is a blonde anime child-waifu for white-supremacist pedophiles.
i dunno she buys and sells a lot of shit off gumtree and ebay
My family gatherings are just the usual orgies and bukkake affairs, last one to cum has to mop the floor so I make sure I finish on time
Not bad. Actually, that would suck.
Jizz on Sao. Apply to eye.
These are the best plain savoury biscuit. Very good with a big smear of butter.
smack some vegemite butter and cheese on these and its a fucking good snack for when mummy hasn't been shopping
Skeles are always depressed and don't know what to do
Karen is also the name of my Aunt
Not sure if she was a methhead prostitue though
I think I'll make damper tomorrow.
I think we're close we see each other fairly often, I'm pretty distant from the younger brother though
>we live in the same house though
>wish we had a better relationship but we just don't interact
Post pictures please
I see my Dad's side every now and again Though I see them less and less now and haven't seen Mum's side in years
It is a bit concerning that so many NEETs do not have a good relationship with their extended family, at least for me I don't have any friends so I sort of wish I was closer with my extended family.
Good Night NEETs. I hope you guys have a nice dream.
I need to sleep too
There's only one relationship you need in life
I poured a glass of water and added two tablets of berocca with some crushed ice on top. I drank the berocca-water before the berocca finished dissolving and then there was only ice and a little fizzing berocca quarter-tablet sitting at the bottom of the glass. I waited for some of the ice to melt and then swished the fresh water around the glass to catch the berocca, then I drank it. A tiny piece of berocca-tablet slipped past the ice and went down my throat.
It's fizzing in my stomach and it feels uncomfortable
Having a scroll through normiebook looking at everyone who I went to high school with, definitely dangerous behaviour and something most of us are guilty of.
I am not jealous of how what others have gotten up to but rather am just thunderfucked by how fast time has gone by, I'm looking at photos from 2014 and can notice the photo quality of grainy and not like what we have today.
Most of the girls that I graduated with now look very old, a few even have kids.
To think that 2012 was 6 fucking years ago for fucks sake this is the one life we have NEETs and no matter what we do if we take our current existence, live it again and then live it again - that's it for almost everyone on this board unless you're <20.
Fuck I am so done for, the life we have already lived are the best years of your life anyway probably fuck being a failed normie in middle age
blackpilled af on time right now, might be good for me to have an early night before I embarrass myself further
Don't worry about it mate. It's never too late to make up for lost time.
What a load of depressed nonsense. All that shit you NEETs go on about lost time and whatever. It is just silly. a dumb way to look at life. I am becoming less tolerant of all this nonsense.
Time passing by doesn't really bother me, it's the future that worries me more.
Times just getting slower and slower for me these days. Would advise taking up NEET-friendly projects and hobbies, just forcing yourself to think snaps you out of it.
>What a load of depressed nonsense
That's the problem, you can't convince a depressed person to stop being depressed, it's like telling someone with diabetes to stop being diabetic.
Please satan, describe a better way to look at years of NEETdom, I'm interested.
what do you suggest he do, its not like finding a job is easy
Exactly. If everything is just thrown into the too hard basket or we continue to believe in the delusions of yesterday then there can be no growth. We will keep feeling the terrible concequences of the actions and ideas of those that came before us.
You're not really embarrassing yourself man. I've got those thoughts too, it's an absolutely crushing feeling that puts me on the verge of suicide the second I start thinking about it. Trying to work through it now by just ignoring those feelings and focusing on changing. Every time I have those thoughts, I just try to remind myself that just because I've missed it, doesn't mean there isn't any possibility of feeling good/happy in the future. I read some normie quote a while back about depression being worrying about the past while anxiety is worrying about the future, trying to remember the first part is helping a bit too.
Don't use the fact that you've already missed out as an excuse to keep missing out.
It's a problem caused by depressed, but at the same time it's still a valid complaint. The earlier years of your life are a time-locked experience that you can't go back and re-do. Everything else just becomes and continues to be adulthood experiences after that period and you've got more years than you know what to do with during adulthood.
Someone I've been talking to lately is younger than me and has had a sort of normal life experience so far. They sometimes tell me about their friends when it pops up, then that'll lead to these memories they seem to cherish, all these different experiences, you can hear how happy they are thinking back on all this shit. You could say some shit about how the bad would still most likely outweigh the good for someone with a normal childhood/teen years, but at the same time it doesn't even really matter if it was good or bad, it's just outright how much shit you've never experienced before that seems to be somewhat normal. Obviously it's easy to dwell on shit like this when you're locked inside all day with your own thoughts, but I really don't think it's nonsense to feel this way about it.
Stop obsessing over the past at all. Look forwards and outwards. Stop being stuck in the past and obsessed with yourself.
I eat too much chocolate.
This is good advice, I am glad you get tfw wasted life too not in the sense that you are in the same boat but it is reassuring I am not the only one who feels such a way.
I have done immeasurable damage to myself and I am concerned with how old I'm getting but you are right in the solutions that you put forward.
I am going to have a good day of eating and enjoy a nice workout tomorrow to push all the stress away.
Huh, I wasn't expecting that. I suppose looking at it that way is better than crying about lost time, true.
Kek, please come here and say that to the people who make the rules, you'd do every german a favour.
I know that feel exactly except I graduated a year earlier than you.
Nothing can be done mate. We blew those crucial formative years just have to try accept it and try make thinks better for ourselves. We just have to push forward and carry that cross.
about to go to bed m8
we're all early risers now
Yeah, just finished and submitted my project painting.
Sorta message in a bottled its way into the void. As they do. Time to boot up the next project.
>t. aspirational normies
Morning neets! How has your life changed recently? Or if it hasn't, how would you like it to change?
I want all the money
I forgot all about him.
What is a "cyoa"?
I want to see pics too.
Good morning NEETs
>tfw I haven't gone out for a single NEETwalk in almost 2 weeks and I've been eating complete trash.
I need to get back into my normal routine.
Had to catch up with the gen then, I got home yesterday after course and was fucking exhausted so I only looked at the gen for a minute or two and didn't play catch up.
Got to bed and was geared up for having a relaxing day today, just as I put my head on my pillow I remembered I have volunteering today. It's starting to feel never ending. This is wagielyf. It's a later start today ad not 1 and a half hour drive, so that's a positive.
My social anxieties and shit have lessened a bit but not because I've been trying. I think it's because I no longer have time to worry about how I feel. How I feel does not matter because I got shit to do. I think that's how the rest of them do it because it's not as if NEETs carry more emotional baggage, that's irregardless of your employment situation. There's people who are working who are train wrecks but that's how they avoid the feels and cope with shit. Sorry if this is common knowledge for some of you but I was sort of under the impression that people who are in a fucked state of mind would take some time off/quit their job/not be employed but all that shit doesn't matter.
So yeah, I'm going to go hang out with some down's people (that's what the brochure has on it but that might be just to pull on peoples heart strings), if I see you there be sure to say hello.
Oh, the other thing was that two days ago I exposed my secret the one I haven't even told you guys in the years of in depth, ultra-personal conversation. (The one about how I into'd DSP). Considering the course I expect them to deal with it. It was probably therapeutic although slightly traumatic as I've got to see them for a month or two still. I only said it at the table/group I was in and they were all elder people so they should be more mature about it.
Mysterious stuff, but good on you, mate. I admire the way you keep putting yourself out there, doing stuff and moving forward, even though it can't be easy for you.
Morning, looking forward to the DSP guide later on.
What you want to do is spend your entire adult life playing visual novels set in high school and binge eating junk food, until those bad, real life memories have been completely overwritten by japanese high school tropes. Then you'll be ready to move on with your life.
Cheers man, yeah it's knocking me around a fair bit.
It's not worth it. Well, it wasn't for me anyway.
I am more interested in the story. You hyped it up and got me excited.
Sorry for mentioning it.
I can't tell because it will be too identifiable.
I did that the other week, working class too.
what would you do with it all?
It sounds like you are doing really well mate.
I agree about how keeping busy doesn't allow time for all the introspection and rumination that ups anxiety levels and destroys you. This is why I always speak in favour of work for the dole here even though it gets some of the NEETs upset.
Because it doesn't achieve anything positive if people working there don't care about you. It's more likely building negative expectations around what working is.
i laughed. this is a good thread.
I feel like he didn't really think about where his plan would lead.
They didn't get me right.
>It's not worth it
Says the NEET who lives on his own with a bank account stuffed full of thousands of dollars.
You know what to do m8, I'll be going on one today. You must too, we'll both be better for it.
Stay strong m8, we're all going to make it.
I got 18-24 working class, I wonder if the result would be different if they did non-fiction or just asked general knowledge questions.
I think work for the dole is a good idea, however the employers should pay some type of wage.
Only if the "work" being done is actually the sort of stuff they would usually pay someone to do. And only if it gets done to the same standard and as efficiently as if it were being done by an employee they had selected for the job.
I never realised there were so few genres of music. I probably listen to trailer musics and OSTs more than anything else, which aren't of course listed. Also, WTF is "light classical"?
Hoping for lumpenprole. But what I got:
Your cultural tastes are most similar to a working class man, aged 18-24 with a high school education.
(I'm actually over 24 and have a uni degree. But I'm plenty immature.)
i got working class as well.
you go, neeto. the future is bright
>Your cultural tastes are most similar to a working class man, aged 18-24 with a high school education.
we're just young larrikins at heart m8, nothing more to it than that
Well I wouldn't expect it to be at the same standard as regular work, maybe just pay them $6 an hour or something would be a good boost for people on newstart.
>young larrikins at heart m8
You meant to type "autistic man-child retards". I know, I know, those keys are right next to each other on the keyboard.
Karen says good morning to all her White supremacist pedophile NEET friends.
Karen shouldn't be hanging out with those kind of people.
Whoops, I forgot to delete the post I clicked to bring up quick reply
Karen said good morning!
Why are we all working class when we don't work and most of us are bitterly opposed to doing so?
Ohayoo gozaimasu Karen-chan!
How she associate me with such low life scum.
This is the first time I've been awake before 1pm in a long time. How shall I seize the day neets?
Morning gardening, 3 loads of washing, walk to shops for lunch, go see grandparents, get shopping on way home, prepare decent meal.
Do some physical work/work out in between somewhere, go to sleep early.
breakfast, if you're executive make it something healthy
Commodores are only going to go up in price now that they are no longer made in Australia, same with Falcons.
Bogan front yards are a potential gold mine.
>Bogans declare their old Commodores and Falcons to centrelink while applying for newstart
>bux denied cause your 30 year old Commodore is worth 300k+
Is she from your fap folder?
MILF fetishes are so vanilla, GILF is where it is at.
A box of golfballs and a stick of butter and you're good to go.
Alex Jones is such a lunatic.
Bucket of KFC, cask of Dan's finest, some racially insensitive posts to anonymous imageboards, and I think you can call it a day well spent.
Dan and the Colonel truly are the wisest of men.
Seek their counsel often, and your's will be a life of virtue. I'm thinking we need a triple version of that image, with the Colonel, Dan and Karen, representing the three pillars of NEET wisdom.
A big g'morning to all you neets this fine day.
damn, internet died but i was gonna basically write this >>57722
i think the point is that they only throw the classics in there and the rest is irrelevant. they're not curious about your actual taste in things, they're looking at what you know or don't know that another class might be more/less familiar with. i'm sure most neets know plenty of niche entertainment types with all the time that we have to spend on internet stuff and escapism. to be honest, the survey isn't made for us since we aren't really a part of any of the classes mentioned. you can consider it a failure.
Just have NEET as the class below working class
>turn 23 today
>thought I'd be fine
>woke up having a panic attack
>already bummed myself out immensely
>paranoid thoughts about the person I'm talking to returning
>can't even drink because my stomach is still feeling weird
i was gonna get a beauty mark removed the other day but i fainted so it didn't go through
I'm off to join the cenno queue and hang with the afghanis and sudos fresh off the boat and dressed up like they're going to a job interview… One big cornucopia of life, all waiting for our god given gibs
Good morning late-sleeper, I've been up since 6:30. Went out and grabbed a large caramel latte from Maccas so I'm buzzing on a caffeine/sugar rush atm. Have a wank is basically what I'm trying to say.
Happy birthday neet. Try not to worry too much, focusing on your age just makes it harder to progress.
>tfw apparently upper class because I read old books and don't like music or tv much
What are the caramel lattes from Maccas like?
I always get a flat white maybe I will change it up
happy birthday m8, what sort of cake are you having?
>what sort of cake are you having?
do you want a cake?
What's your gf getting you as a present?
If it's limited edition run, has all/close to all original parts those things increase it's value (spare original wheels in themselves would be very collectable) and is low km's can all increase the value. A lot of these cars are not rust buckets with 300,000km on the clock. Someone stored it like an investment with some regard for them and it doesn't have it's rego those cars may be a bitch to get a blue slip in NSW. I have heard of people needing to get seat belts replaced because they were looking a little bit frayed. So, I can imagine these cars are going to museum pieces or taken on rarely on private roads for display.
Old m8 Dan can help you forget about those negative feelings.
read the last line, danposter
Dan's already thought about these difficulties in taking in the golden nectar
Dan's medicine will fix all negative symptoms, including upset stomachs.
Happy Birthday NEET.
Happy birthday you beautiful boy :)
The caramel masks the underlying flavour of poorly-brewed coffee
fuck the spicy chicken they got at kfc is nice
Extremely well bantered, a very true statement.
You got the $10 for 20 chicken piece deal or is there another deal now running?
What is that? Is it at all stores?
this old boomer cunt on my street perpetually sits in his front yard staring at people
he always shoots this look when im walking home with goon
dont these cunts have anything better to do
>dont these cunts have anything better to do
No, they don't as we have a someone in our street that does the same. I have left my front door and walked towards the foot path and saw them like they appeared at of no where.
In his strange way he might worry about you, but just ignore him or put the goon in a carry about and pretend that you just finished shopping.
He's what creepshot neet would have become had he been born in a different era
>goon in a carry about
Those re-usable bags that you cannot see inside of.
Mam, do you mind standing still for another 10 seconds as I expose the film?
drink the goon in front of him
I wonder how risque his ankle pics would be
These numbers are dedicated to birthday neet, have a good day friendo
BirthdayNEET needs to get intro intravenous injection of goon. That'll help him push past his stomach's rebellion against Dan therapy.
I want that photo neet from a couple of days ago to come back. Said he'd take pics of randoms and we'd guess their neet status to unmask the fake wagers. I've often thought of dressing in hi-viz to improve my status. What a time to be alive
I often wear hi-vis to the shops after work and now I'm a bit worried about his schemes
Just leave it on the washing line till it fades for apex wager kudos
Saw this on an episode of No Reservations, just want to bury my face into it. I'd have to make the chili from scratch though.
Has creepshot neet moved down to the high art of shoecamming yet? I can't believe I don't have an image for this.
How would that taste of anything but cheese? Bloody seppos
Is there where you cut a hole in your shoe and shove a camera in or something?
From an alternate timeline where Italy colonised latin america.
I'd use a 3rd of that amount of cheese tbh.
Happy birthday mate.
My Jigsaw Puzzle should be delivered today. I am going to try and stop spending so much time on the internet. I think a good puzzle may be just what I need to get my brain back into working order.
A staple of any 2nd-hand store, though you just won't know if every piece is there until you buy it. I once borrowed them from a library when I had no TV or internet.
I've done a few. I can only do them in bursts, just a couple hours a day. It does the trick.
I love puzzles too, mummybot has a few 500 piece ones I do if I'm recovering from an internet binge and need to get my shit together.
Hygiene concerns would prevent me from buying a second hand puzzle.
Ravaged aboriginal vagina
Inexpensive aboriginal vagina
Reconditioned aboriginal anus
Made a Fiverr page.
Not going to post it here, but I'm proud of how this little video ad I whipped together turned out so I'll just bother you with the webm for it.
Looks good mate. You should charge more than $5 for a painting though.
tfw about to telepathically shill
Eh, all my commercial things have ended in disaster. $5 is enough for goon money and it'll be nice to talk to people.
Nevermind there's already people who outclass me vastly in skill and turnaround and match price. Feh.
Nice advert, may be start the base price at $5 for a single figure not as detailed with basic background, but if they want more advanced elements you could charge $5 for each additional element (another detailed character, more specific colour design for the background, priority turn around). It's not a massive amount of money but for someone who wants four specific things in their artwork that's $20. I have no experience in this area, this suggestion just popped into my mind that you can use. I don't want someone to exploit you for a massively detailed designed artwork for just $5
Do you really drink cask wine or bottled?
Even then $5 introductory price may get you reputation, even then I wouldn't do it for very long.
Bottled, but bin-ends will go for like $5-7 so it's not that big of a jump in price.
I considered, but christ, this market has got stupidly skilled pros doing the same thing for the same price. And much faster.
I'm not too worried about being exploited until I hit Artstation quality or something. Which probably won't happen, examples of professional quality attached.
((($18 a kilo for lard)))
That's fucking rump steak territory. Why do (((they))) insist we remain poor?
tfw no weight loss gf to become an intern with
>I considered, but christ, this market has got stupidly skilled pros doing the same thing for the same price. And much faster.
Completely drop the idea of making money with art unless you're willing to whore yourself out. Skill and quality mean nothing when it comes to trying to sell something to someone that has no idea what goes into making it in a competitive market. The artists market has almost completely digested itself from everyone trying to make a living off of it and now people are willing to sell their time for 45 cents an hour to produce top end art for some guy who would pay the average deviantart stump handed mongoloid the same amount of money for their commission to be drawn in mspaint if all the decent artists learned to charge their worth.
At this point you either become a porn artist, get meme-famous with shitty le so depressed comics for normies or achieve industry standard ability and get a "real" job doing it.
stop blackpilling reeeeeee
He could paint neets in the nude
I hear executives will pay top dollar
Yeah you got a point, my dude.
I guess it's just that this is my one productive hobby and I want some sort of endgame to aim for. Maybe that's just the tryhard in me talking.
Ah well, I'll chill on the comparisons. Porns out of the question, that's a completely different skillset to just painting, I swear.
This is a very good idea.
Looks like all that time I spent not learning how to draw wasn't wasted after all
That executive doesn't look very happy to be painted.
that's a very oddly specific image
I want to be painted titanic style
Your glorious neet form will be the iceberg
The titanic was a plot by the executives to drown skeles and start ww1
Paint me like one of my French VPNing NEETs.
I was sure it was something to do with Rothschilds. Are the skeles just another tentacle of the jewish conspiracy?
and then ww1 led to starvation, which only increased the skele horde
Well i can't say I've ever seen a fat jew
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Skele army continues to build
Those old people are like the chad oldneets that hang around here
>tfw new PUBG mobile update is giving me a brief moment of happiness as I download it
Arcade mode for those busy NEETs that get interrupted by Mummybot wanting you to do chores
Arcade Mode: a new mode with 28 players and one of the six following variations: Shotguns, Sniper Rifles, All Weapons, Melee, Pistols and Item Heaven.
Training Grounds: try out all the weapons and practice your shooting skills.
Added a new setting: Dusk.
Enhanced combat experience.
Added Follow function (both before parachuting and after landing).
Added automatic door opening, can be enabled in Settings.
Pause between picking up multiple items automatically has been adjusted.
4x and 8x scope performance issue resolved.
Added a performance chart to the Results screen.
Adjusted sound effects and some voice chat issues.
Leaning: movement speed increased, added “Lean & Open Scope” and “Lean & Fire.”
Added flipping tricks for motorcycles.
Added Nitrous Oxide engines to cars.
Previously used vehicles are now marked on the mini-map.
Added 3D Touch firing options to iOS.
No matter how much you starve them they won't die
I can't say I've ever seen an athletic looking jew. They're all either skinny or fat.
Goddammit, we need Bruce Campbell
The time for poo is now neets!
I am not sure if this is meant to be pro-MGTOW or an ironic parody poking fun at it.
All that matters is the neets having a good time
Negative perspective of MGTOW is my understanding. Jew is promoting race mixing that's apart of the jewish conspiracy from other images posted here, which are all negative forces the NEETs are ignoring.
I'll go my own way when I can get a harem of sex robots. Until then, it's a stupid idea.
It's always been a shitty idea. It mass shilled on half chan when it came out and when I am guessing they realised it wasn't working they just gave up.
It is sour grapes ideology, for a lifestyle of MGTOWers that don't care about women they sure love spending all day watching YouTube videos and commenting about women.
>tags group, anal, sole female, rape, double penetration, x-ray, impregnation, mmf threesome, thigh-high boots, drunk, shimapan
I should be ashamed
That's pretty vanilla my man.
Remember to keep your mouth shut during the police interview, I'm not going down with you
Went and bought alcohol, don't care if it fucks up my stomach further. Thanks for all the happy birthdays NEETs, big thankies for the spunker that claimed digits in my honor.
Tax dollars hard at work
Just got a call asking if I want to work for australia post delivering parcels.
Anyone know anything about it? Any chance of me going full time or getting a job in the office?
From the description it sounds like a sweaty job delivering shit on a bike.
With the cool weather it may be rather comfy but idk much about it, I imagine the pay is decent though
Most people are leaving the parcel delivery business because of feral neets raping them at their doorsteps
It seems to be around 26 dollars
But I'm a fat fuck and I dont think my chances of getting the job is high even if I do turn up for the interview.
Remember to drink it all
You're more likely gonna be one of the van jockeys that deliver actual parcels instead of letters. You should go and see what it's all about before psyching yourself out of it.
Ah shit forgot to mention that I'll be delivering using a push bike. One of those electric assisted ones.
>One of those electric assisted ones.
What disgusting, treacherous, shithole part of Australia do you live in that has abandon the postie bike?
If there's a reasonable chance of me getting a cushy public servant job through this I'd apply but if not, fuck working in the sun.
I've seen them in Perth, I stroke my dick watching the small Asian girls ride them delivering onaholes and lube to perverted neets while I sit in my car
That's the plan. What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.
Back from my first day volunteering at the new place. Fuck it feels good to be home early.
Was pretty fucking awesome. They have a whole range of disabilities and I guess they are all intellectual disabilities but some are coherent but cant verbalise or it takes longer processing. Many have forms of autism. I feel good about the whole experience. When I got there the head guy didn't know I was coming but it was all cool. I think I will learn a lot and learn to really understand all these different people.
I had a conversation with one of the more communicative clients (who has relatively severe autism) about cassette players and "de-magnetising" cassette reels. He seriously knew just about everything there is to know about them. It was doing my head in by the end of it.
Happy birthday bud, hope your stomach id feeling better
That sounds amazing NEET, you sound like a helpful person
Is max forcing you to 'volunteer'?
I am glad you had a good day at the volunteering NEET. It looks like you have picked the right area to seek employment in.
Goon on you, that was a nice gesture.
>electric assisted bike
That's not degeneracy, that's just being ahead of the curve
>Many have forms of autism
You should be able to fulfill your volunteering requirements just hanging out on /ausneets/ then.
The idea of disability support is to only intervene when necessary, you want them to do it for them selves. The biggest thing I did when helping was stand around while getting a guy on and off the toilet and cleaning a guys face after he had eaten.
They don't even force me to look for jobs.
Yeah, nominal rate is about $27 p/h too and there re all the penalties.
I was really unsure about intellectual disability (I was more keen on physical because you can communicate better with clients) but I think all fields in it are worth learning… and I could be capable of doing.
I really want to see a music video of that image.
I was thinking on the way home that it was sort of like an IRL of the gen but I didn't want to insult my clients
>Does it for free
>I was really unsure about intellectual disability
Unless you have been told that they cannot communicate verbally don't assume anyone cannot talk. It may be selective mutism or serve social anxiety that a new stranger has come without warning not your fault at all. Give it time. Those who cannot talk you may be able to do a puzzle with if you are hang over, doing that for a while before a Panadol kicks in would be nice way to start the day.
What about insulting us?
pretty cool ad, I like your approach
Pretty sue most parcels are from a van. I think that'd be a good job
They must be small parcels. Strange gig tbh
>Unless you have been told
They all have a client overview type thing that says what they can and cant do, triggers, common things they do and whatnot
I did a bit of research and motorbikes are being replaced by these bikes bit by bit, so letters and small parcels I think. Apparently I have to sort them in the morning too.
Remember those posties who delivered shit on a bike? Now it's done by fags on electric push bikes.
I can't say I've seen them. My posties still use the little motorbikes.
Get with the times gramps
My posties also use the motorbikes
At first glance that bag looked angry, but after I opened it it looked goofy
Could be fun being a postie, ride around all day, ripping up cunts lawns and delivering the bills.
yeah but you'll be stuck working a contract job and it gets awfully hot during summer
Pretty sure moto posties are full time.
well the push bike posties are what's replacing theh motorbike ones, and push bike posties are contract. Or at least, they start off as contractors.
My Jigsaw arrived earlier. I have done most of the border and am starting on the interior now. It is 1500 pieces and very big. I think I maybe should have started with something smaller.
>upgrade poastie motor bikes with fucking push bikes
Why are we so retarded bros?
I can't see a bike working for a postie, you can't ride through someone's garden on an electric pushbike
You'll have fun for a week anon
Because it's more environmentally friendly
Before they were introduced I remember people boomers were complaining about the noise of the bikes. Then the company wanted to become more green, which meant they got a bunch of bikes because we get both the motorbikes and the pushbikes in our street.
I doubt they will phase out the motorbikes anytime soon, they only switched to the newer Honda Super Cub a few years ago.
I can't see it ever working outside of major cities either
>make posties in my town ride to outer suburbs that take 30 minutes on motorbike but on a push bike
Yeah in a town I used to live in the posties would ride from the neighboring town ~20-30 minutes away because there was no local post officer. Can't do that on a push bike
The electric bikes would be perfect for the city or tighter urban areas that is close to the mail sorting depot, but out in the suburbs the motorbike makes more sense.
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>tfw no comfy van to live NEETlyfe in
I really want to build something like this.
I really want to build a qt van lifestyle gf
The one in the back looks like she's cursing god
How much are these cunts paid by IKEA?
Would you put her in the front seat or keep her stored under the bed?
No clue but they have a lot handy stuff you can modify, it's cheap too.
>keep her stored under the bed?
That's no way to treat your soulmate
The depression has ambushed me. Came out of nowhere.
Ambush the depression with a goon
Happy Birthday NEET i hope you have been having a good day.
Where is Canberra trip anon? I hope he didn't die after an orgy in his serviced apartment.
Front seat, so I could use the transit lanes on freeways.
>orgy in his serviced apartment
That's one fully serviced apartment
I thought you were going to say to ambush the depression with a wank.
I officially gave up today. NEET4life
Did you have a wank +/ goon?
You must never give up. You must never surrender.
oh I see. Did neither so I can't even claim to be a NEET can I? Shit
I read that in the voice of an executive smoking a cigar
Fuck yeah I got a new toilet
>TFW Canberra trip neet never tried to contact me
NEETs don't need to each day but soon you will be. Don't ever doubt your ability m8
I wouldn't be too put out. NEETs are solitary, even around other NEETs.
Did you give him your email address?
another evening in paradise neetos
Have a smile
Welcome neetbro. You'll find there are some shiny moments if you look for them.
Goon supply adequate?
You's are an individual achievement, you cannot just hand them out to ten posters at once
I haven't touched goon in 16 months
Zat is because I said zat, vile smoking zis stoogie.
You drinking beer instead?
On occasion yeah, I haven't been drunk for a while though
I might go and grab a can now
Did goon touch you in a bad way?
It touched my floor in a bad and very unpleasant to clean up way
Was it by chance the red goon?
I don't think so, I remember it being very sweet
I believe we've diagnosed your problem young neet. Why don't you come on down to Dr Dan's and pick up some prescription goon. I'm open until 8pm in most places.
I am a big strong independent executive who don't need no boxed wine
Give yourself a reach-around.
I have my devilish ways (you) cheeky NEET
How refreshed are you?
I am a bit concerned about the depression ambush tonight. How am I ever going to be free of this thing when it just comes for no reason at all?
Is there an end? Can you actually beat it? Can you escape from depression even after having it your whole post-puberty life?
Have a NEETwalk
I drove around for a few hours today blasting music and it lifted my mood substantially, Cheesy is right - we really need to spend less time in front of the computer.
I was formerly reeefreshed, now I am at peace so I am rfreshed
Have you tried, like, exercising and thinking good thoughts? I hear that magically solves problems for all the normies
>we really need to spend less time in front of the computer.
This is definitely good advice. Since learning to turn off the computer more often and read more I've been a happier neet (although here I am, not doing that)
Do a poo in it and show me the pictures so I can masturbate to them
If depression is like my anxiety I get it all the time. Recognising it is the first step. Then evaluate how you feel about it, for me pros and cons about whether I should be anxious about an issue. If it's no because I am all prepared and ready I just put the feeling to side. I still feel anxious and that does strain me but I don't let it get to me and overtime the feeling is not as significant if it's related to a new experience. I'll still have minor panic attacks but I go through the process and it normally calms me down that's it's not significant. It's normal to feel anxious but for it to not overrun how I am feeling. I should be confident because I can do it as I have done it before (reaffirming myself helps me enormously). Everyone's not perfect and makes mistakes. That's life and shit happens, you cannot change what has happened.
You wank to the poo pictures?
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This one is for all my NEETs out there.
It has always been obvious NEET King has a fetish for poo.
Ah the men's diaper picture from yesterday just clicked.
I think it's more of a loving desire than a fetish
You can't take poo for granted, each poo could be your last…
They're gonna get massacred by magpies
and magpies supporters
Yeah and they're also fucked if any dogs jump the fence.
I am off to bed NEETs. A very early one tonight. Too tired to read.
Good night to one and all and good night to successful volunteer NEET in particular.
Tried a new flavour of Heinz canned soups today - tomato chicken curry - it was tastier than any of the beef varieties that I remember. And only $2.50 at Woolies.
Good night, have a refreshing sleep
I lost my taste for canned meals. They are dead to me now.
What do you eat now?
If you wank into a cement mixer does it make cumcrete?
That's a very aesthetic diet
They were a staple for me when living out of a car, that and free bread rolls from a 2nd-hand store
What are you in for?
Very early indeed, thank you kindhearted NEET, sleep tight.
Did you wank in the car too?
Yeah, but had towels/sheets covering windows because I'm not an exhibitionist. Some of you guys need to remember you can't live with mummybot forever. You need a backup plan.
I'd just kill my mum and hide her body in the shed if she tried to kick me out
Wanking at the beach is easy, you just submerge your body up to your neck and no one notices and you can look at people while you do it
Would you wrap her up in glad wrap to keep her fresh?
Am I too far gone as a person if I reached 25 as a kissless virgin? Even if somehow I managed to get a girlfriend I feel I'm that stunted I wouldn't know how to act. I'm also 25 without a job (since I was 17) and no higher education or training. I just feel like I've let life slip right past me and the best thing I could do is to call it quits.
My backup plan is some rope
I turn 25 in a few days and I don't feel as though I'm a lost cause. The problem is that, obviously, every legit hopeless 35 year old virgin started off as a 25 year old virgin who thought he had a chance.
Sex and girlfriends are the least important of all those things. Find a way to make your life sustainable and then try to find some things in it that are worth sticking around for
Don't fall for the "if you aren't in a relationship you should neck yourself" meme, people are worth far more than that.
Your shower experiments haven't yielded any results?
>I turn 25 in a few days
That means with birthdayneets birthday today and mine next week we have three neet birthdays in one week. Maybe something about being born in April leads to neetdom
Wouldn't be surprising. For some reason /r9k/ seems to get the most "it's my birthday today" threads during April to the point where it's the only time I'll see birthday threads with replies telling them to fuck off.
Yeah and I'd spray her with the garden hose once a week to get the nasty bugs of her
I just want someone to spend time with and cuddle while watching movies.
Well if you weren't such a stuck up little bitch the old pedophile across the road would have been happy to cuddle and spend time with you
Sneak peek at my next review.
I need to heavily edit this for the review, but this in its raw form needs to be preserved for future generations of NEETs.
I had like a stack of buckets with the phone on top to record this.
I hope you get Carers Payment for all this work.
For some reason about half the people I was relatively close to in school (and a few family members) had their birthdays clustered together in a two week period during August. I remember asking my teacher if humans had a breeding season like cows do, she just kind of dodged the question though.
According to google there isn't an obvious pattern though
This is the neet content we deserve
I can only hope the spaghetti is coming in the next wave.
His potential would have been expanded indefinitely.
I imagined that those sauce bottles are two big aboriginal penises
God, what an excellent idea. This is the power of the NEET gen. I stopped at the sauce like a lunatic.
>tfw too old and ugly to be pedobait
April is when most rapes occur due to the full moons
Bloody aboriginal bukkake?
>raping when there is the most light outside
What in the literal fuck is this? I want to see more!
>glorious long hair most women would be jealous
>wise grey beard most men would be jealous of
>not afraid of big govvament
>wonderful executive frame
>not afraid to show off his well built legs
>harnesses the power of the sun to keep is goon chilled
>builds a wall to keep the abos out of his supply
>name is Roland Gopel, which is a really great name
What an inspiring man
Nothing but the finest 97-octane sniff for this coon
If it goes to court they are just going to get someone in and take his shit. Mummybot ran a business around home improvements and some guy refused to pay for work done, she took him to court and rangers just came in took his furniture. It was sold and she was given the money. She heard guy got divorced. I have no clue why he got work done and never paid.
I hope it doesn't happen to him.
too bad 1.3m can't buy proper beard genetics
Pretty sure that's also how it works in The Sims
It's called professionals season
Roland of Menzies, Goonslinger
the Chad caravan man vs the virgin government
For five of just round it up to six years. Plus extra 200k for legal fees. That's 250k for each year in jail because he didn't understand the process and was wrongly convicted on the DNA evidence. Why didn't he claim innocence at start? You don't go to court to have a chat or is he that thick?
It sucks though that all cousins and family will try and sponge every single cent they can off him.
>or is he that thick?
Aboriginal education isn't exactly good, so there's a good chance he is
He's actually an attractive guy, and I once had a similar shirt during the hibiscus/hawaiian shirt fad of the early 2000's (or was it late 90's?).
I'm guessing that's why they brought in that guy to have a meeting about what's going to happen. In the end their just goons take his stuff. Why he didn't do that independence shit that some crazies do to become a separate country in not part of the council? No council fees and he probably doesn't receive much, I don't garbage collection can be quite high so it's easier to use a public bin, burn it or blurry it.
>It sucks though that all cousins and family will try and sponge every single cent they can off him
Sad but true. He could slay some serious white pussy if he was smart with the money. Though you could imagine how often a coon driving a fancy car would be pulled-over by the cops.
The sauce calls to me, NEET. I must answer.
It was a degrading Joey's world tour tier attention seeking act. You don't need to do that.
It's a small part of a larger heavily edited review, just posted that in its raw form since shit, I was laughing just looking at it.
I hope you didn't just insult Joey.
I want to impregnate their mouths
Good night, have a lovely sleep.
Night big stinky cunt
You know it, babe.
It's just the 3 of us now
And me. But I'm going to bed now too.
Good night friends.
I hate to break the gang but I'm due for a midnight NEETwalk.
You're not alone bud. On the upside it will all be over soon as we die a little death tonight in our sleep. And tomorrow is a brand new day with unlimited potential for us to find new ways to kill time. On the downside we have already survived the worst moments in our lives and NEETdom is the comfy future we have settled for so it doesn't get any better than this.
They probably have terrible teeth, like most asian girls.
Lucky for them, so do I
When you kiss it'd be like using a cheese grater on chain mail.
Only ate 1700 calories today
OK, night m8
Enjoy the peace. I went on one just after sunset and it was lovely.
You will be foreman size soon.
How many cups of goon is that?
You can celebrate tomorrow with a big bucket of KFC
>tfw not an aboriginal millionaire
>tfw ywn be Cathy Freeman
We all know that feel bro. Well, except maybe NK
Is NK a Boongionaire
Sniff enough petrol and you can be anyone. Good night you deadly cunts
So cunts the other day I woke up with a bruise on my head and my sides feeling tender
Don't recall anything happening though in my dream I was hit by a car and felt it
might have been rapeNEET, do you have a tender bum too?
Yes but my bumbum is always that way, the curse of being raped young
Winters coming up so I won't be able to rape as much, you better get your appointments at the dumpster before the end of the month
The winter nights are long ad ripe for raping
You lack discipline as a rape artist
A veteran raper like me leaves the easy jobs to the apprentices, broad daylight rapes are where it's at
The bigger the better
>tfw sick of neet life but you're a high school dropout with no skills or motivation to improve your life
>tfw she says something that 100% confirms it's all platonic despite the signs and wording otherwise for the past two weeks
That's it. Attempting to change/improve/better yourself is pointless, it literally doesn't matter if you're short, lop-sided, or obese, you're either born Chad or you're a loser. The sooner you accept this or kill yourself because of it, the happier you'll be. Don't believe their lies, not everyone will find happiness, your life so far indicates that you'll be one of the few to miss out. Don't fall for their bullshit, they'll tell you to not give up hope, that it gets better, but it never does. There has literally been a group of genetic failures in every single period of history, don't believe that you're not one of them now.
By getting a job, choosing to contribute, choosing to be a cog in the machine, you're willingly telling yourself that you've hit rock bottom, yet haven't given up. Learn to choose your side, NEETs. Are you a disposable, replaceable part, or are you the lifeblood of the machine?
It's in coming to terms with it that we're able to break the mental shackles and transcend social slavery.
We can do anything we want, anytime we want and it doesn't have to cost us anything.
Morning neets. What's happening? Starting the day with a breakfast of cold kfc, then heading out to get vaccinated against the flu.
Morning mate. I suppose I better have some breakfast too.
Morning, not much planned for today, just going wallow around for the rest of the week, I need to get back into my routine of daily NEETwalks and start doing a few chores.
>Melbourne solicitor David Beattie, who represented several jobseekers injured while on placement, said Work for the Dole was a sham and needed to be scrapped.
>"I've never met anybody who said they've picked up any skills on it," he told The Signal.
>"It's often just really mindless weeding or whatever, and it's very rare that you'll get any induction or any training.
Good morning NEETs. I just got back from walking Doggo. We have been encountering fewer normies recently, even when we leave quite late. I think the cold weather keeps them inside. They do not have the strength of character for cold weather walks.
Phone interview in 1 hour, wish me luck buckos
>It's often just really mindless weeding or whatever
or spinning bike tires
>tfw you need to hover your mouse on the date to find out what day of the week it is.
>it's very rare you'll get any… training
Government did not release its report on the matter and has always defended this program. It's another threat to their creditability that the scheme that's meant to make change is nothing more than throwing cash into a hole.
I'm feeling especially anxious today, neets. I have a group lesson and I almost refused to get out of bed, but I've done that in the past and it just makes the mext lesson more difficult to attend because then I have no idea what's going on. Then I fail the class and drop out of uni. So I'm going to firce myself to attend. The class is in 5m, think I'll walk in 5m late so I don't need to choose a seat.
Good stuff mate
Just keep showing up
You know what kind of birds those are in Bon's pubic tattoo?
What an unattractive man.
Good morning, I have no plans as usual, just coffee.
>tfw woke up not an aboriginal millionaire
With every passing fucking day I realize how autistic I am and how much I'm just not meant to be around other people. Talking to a single fucking person is too much for me.
I know that feel neet, life would be grand if it didn't involve interacting with people
I have the same feel.
It's not okay, NEETs. There's no happiness.
Sometimes there's happiness in solitude
>tfw go to bed early and get up early but still tfw depressed
>Sometimes there's happiness in solitude
There's only happiness in solitude if the solitude is a choice.
I've learn't to be happy with what I have, things could be better, but it's not so bad.
I go to bed around 10pm, but always wake up around 4am
It is extremely pleasant
To wake up fully tumescent
Showing up and not falling behind is half the battle, godspeed NEET we believe in you.
Pretty quiet in here. All the NEETs must have put on their high-vis wagie gear and gone down the shops.
Thursday is Powerball day.
Not when you don't have a gf lying next to you to put it in.
I don't talk much because i don't really know what to talk about.
WE GON PULL UP ON THAT WAGIE LIKE WE NORMIES ON EM
WITH THE NEET SQUADS WE GONNA PUT SOME SHOTS ON EM
Without the twin magical streams of blogposting and content generation, there's not all that much that happens here. Most NEETs aren't much in the way of idle conversationalists.
Is there even a point to trying to change when happiness is a chance result and not guaranteed? It just feels like unnecessary suffering and strain when it's all a gamble and that it would be better to just accept this position and mentality for life. At this point it's so deeply carved into me that it's not just metaphorical, even my shoulders are lopsided from sitting a specific way for so long, my left leg seems to be permanently rotated in the socket to the point where it'll feel like I'm holding it dead straight but it'll be pointing 40 degrees outwards. I feel like physically I'll turn into one of those horrible fucking tumblr drawings where the people are "real" so they just draw them in the most disgusting way possible, mentally I don't think it will ever get better. It has only been a month since I even started trying but it all just feels like some cruel joke. I've spent it feeling like I'm losing my fucking mind, had a two week period of dissociation where I ended up whipping myself with a cord because it would bring me back to my senses and let me feel like I was back in control again for five minutes, cried more in the last week alone, let alone the whole month, than I have in my entire life.
Here's the blogpost
The (((power))) to enslave them all
Well then you just have to take yourself in hand, young man.
I'm talking about wanking
Sounds brutal, man. Have you tried counselling or antidepressants? Don't believe the muh big pharma memes. SSRIs have helped many people.
Don't set yourself unrealistic goals. Start with things that are completely achievable and will make you feel better. Even if it's just going for a NEETwalk for 30 minutes each day. Getting out of the house and getting the blood pumping is therapy in itself.
>All NEETS are enslaved by their daydreams
>(((Choose))) your master and go big
>tfw they just raised the odds of winning it all from 1 in 70 million to 1 in 135 million, and raised the ticket price too.
What is going on here?
>mentally I don't think it will ever get better.
Doing an exercise regime helps loosen up your body. Of course having an ergonomically set-up is very important even if its not perfect.
>let me feel like I was back in control again for five minutes,
Have you talked to your GP about a mental health plan to see a psych? Your overall mental health doesn't seem like it's in the best condition, but you can improve. I believe in you, it is hard to start but once you get underway to improving yourself it does get better.
I see rain offshore. Don't stay out too long
There's a Dan in there. I thought that image had been posted before.
Looking good there, NEET. Nice view.
And here was me thinking it would make sement.
No professionals or anything like that. I've got autism about not letting my parents know a single thing about me and there's absolutely no chance in hell that I could see one without getting hassled by my mum and eventually just creating more problems in the house. It's also just this really weird feeling like I'd need to be there in the moment if I was to get help, once it passes and there's a moment of peace before it all starts again, I just can't even comprehend the idea of getting help. I can't even talk about my problems unless I'm completely wasted or shitposting anonymously, I don't think I've ever told anyone who knew my name anything specific beyond just dumb shit like blurting out "I want to die" and nothing more.
I don't think my goals are that unrealistic. I just want to be happy with myself and my life, I just want to be able to be normal with other people without getting dependent on them, and I want friends and maybe a gf. Really it's like all I want is to be happy and accepted by other people. I just feel like at this point, it's going to be too late to start trying that way and that it'd be better to just embrace my position and learn to live with it instead. I've never learned how to be normal and when I think about all this, it feels like I'm just an infant through and through. The way I think, the way I act, my social ability, it's all just so painfully under-developed and childish. The alternative is to just suffer through changing and hope it works out in the end, but it feels like I should just focus on accepting the way I am and trying to find happiness now in a sense. It wouldn't even matter if it wasn't happiness, even if I just went back to being apathetic about everything would be enough.
Cumcrete is a superior strength brand of concrete.
>happiness is a chance result
That's the point, it's what makes you happy. You don't need a positive mindset to progress. Progression is a function of action, not about how much happiness you can get. Trying to be positive all the time gets you stuck in a paradigm of over thinking everything. Being at peace with your actions/habits is the long lasting driver, not fickle emotional peaks (and troughs) which are the great distraction. Peace/contentment can be maintained through worthwhile habits. Positivity/happiness are fleeting moments that tease you.
Just keep making slow progress neet and it will change you. One day you'll find you enjoy having moments of happiness.
Good morning NEETs. Have you been practicing your kana with Karen like you were supposed to?
> I just want to be happy with myself and my life, I just want to be able to be normal
No one is normal. You may be different and there may things you can change, but overall you will always be you.
>without getting dependent on them, and I want friends and maybe a gf.
Have you been able to get any work, if you diagnosed disability you should be able to get specific employment support with NDIS. You may also be able to get social support as well if that is one of your difficulties.
>Really it's like all I want is to be happy and accepted by other people.
Being happy is a good goal, but I wouldn't focus on acceptance from others. There are strange cunts out there who may never like because of a past experience with someone who looks like or it may have been someone with autism (don't waste your effort too much on it). If you are focused on respect that's a different, which could be shown by how you are competent in a job and that if some employee criticises your ability you can always reference the code of conduct.
>The way I think, the way I act, my social ability, it's all just so painfully under-developed and childish.
You probably just need more experience and you can learn strategies that make it not as obivous. It may saying, "I am good, how are you?" to get the conversation rolling. As was said by the poster before me, self-improvement is a process over time that can be slow but you will get there overtime.
kana is a better waifu than karen
Good afternoon Karol
We need to make sure Karen does her homework. We don't want her turning into a bad girl.
It's such a pity that you feel that way because you are so articulate and obviously have a lot of self-insight.
If you're an adult then doctors, psychologists, etc are obliged never to discuss what you tell them with anyone else (they must report to police or whoever if they believe you to be in danger of hurting yourself or someone else, or maybe if you reveal the ongoing abuse of a child. I'm not sure). They wouldn't be able to tell your mother a thing.
It's a pity that your relationship with your mother is so strained. Don't you think she would be supportive of you trying to seek help? Can you ask her not to ask you anything about it and explain that asking you about it is only going to stress you out to the point where you stop going?
You seem really motivated to improve your life, so I hope you do whatever you need to. If it doesn't work out the way you hope, so be it. You can keep trying, or not. But if you don't try now you'll never know what you might have been able to do.
Your goal of having a "normal" life doesn't seem unrealistic, but don't expect it to happen all at once. Start with things you can accomplish right now, like taking a NEETwalk every day and seeing a GP about what resources are available to help you.
>You can keep trying, or not. But if you don't try now you'll never know what you might have been able to do. Your goal of having a "normal" life doesn't seem unrealistic, but don't expect it to happen all at once.
this tbqh, we're all going to make it
>or maybe if you reveal the ongoing abuse of a child. I'm not sure
They are just obligated to report it to child services and police.That's really the only time they are allowed to talk about what's happening in appointment in detail, if it relates to child/young person at risk of harm.
Beyond that it can be only brief that Smith has indicated that he is self-harming now at home, to tell emergency services to send the police/ambulance over to investigate (I don't think they can say why). They can talk to someone who you give permission for them to speak to once you first attend, but if it's made clear you don't want anything discussed with them beyond emergencies they cannot say anything. Beyond Smith has collapsed in an appointment an ambulance is taking him to hospital, if you don't provide this authorisation they have to say they cannot disclose anything even if you did get sent to the hospital.
>we're all going to make it
Some of us sadly won't. It's just a very harsh truth. But then again it depends on what your definition of 'making it' is.
Guys can you please not spam the chat. My mum bought me this new laptop and it gets really hot when the chat is being spamed. Now my leg is starting to hurt because it is getting so hot. Please, if you don't want me to get burned, then dont spam the chat
as long as we are drawing air, able to browse the general and able to have NEET parties we've made it in my books.
Get a laptop air cooler pads
>it depends on what your definition of 'making it' is.
This is very true. It's not helpful to aspire to some arbitrary measure of "success", especially if that involves measuring yourself against other people.
The best thing to do is to try to work out what would make YOU happy, or content, or give you the ability to do whatever other things you want to do.
You have to tailor your own life to suit yourself. What other people choose to do with their lives shouldn't be a factor.
God damn it! The goon sacks are empty…
And why aren't you doing it?
I don't have a mower.
If I lived alone I would be drunk everyday. Its only through intense vigilance by my ENTIRE extended family I can be sober. I'm a tard.
How much did that set you back?
Thats pretty reasonable
I am drunk every day. If I lived alone I think I would be sober most of the time. People stress me out, no matter who they are.
Back from volunteering, I left earlier this morning though so it's been 5 hours.
I have a doctors appt at 2 but I left anyway. I felt like I wasn't doing much plus I've felt a bit spergy due to blood on the tp this morning. I went to check again a few hours later and there was some more blood.
I should be right tomorrow.
>blood on the tp
Is this a regular occurrence?
Hasn't happened in a fair while, last actual bloody session was when I got the toilet stool.
If it's just a little bit of light/bright red you're probably just wiping your arse too much and too hard.
If it's dark blood you really need to get it checked out. That's internal bleeding, which can mean cancer. But I'm sure you're fine.
Oh, and if there's bright red blood in the bowl that might mean that you've popped an intestinal polyp but that is easy fixed during a colonoscopy.
Haven't been able to enjoy my NEETwalks lately with so many tradies in the bloody street, oh well.
Are you sure they're not just NEETs camouflaged in high-vis?
I don't think NEETs would do actual work and unironically listen to the normie radio all day, we only throw the hi vis on if we're going down for a supply run.
Hmm… That does sound like real tradies.
>realize I haven't had a proper wank since I started going crazy
>just haven't felt like it, dick wouldn't react to anything
>not really feeling horny but decide to watch porn anyway
>like a sign from god, the first thumbnail hits a stupid amount of my fetishes
>feel my dick twitch and suddenly it's like the floodgates of lust open
What a mess. It was like I could literally feel the exact spots in my brain where the chemicals are dumped on orgasm. Had to check the fucking floor behind me.
Sorry for shitting up the thread with my whiny bullshit today. Thanks for the responses though, especially >>58143 I don't know how I haven't managed to read something like this before, but it made me realize just how wrong I've been thinking about it all.
When in doubt, wank it out
Was it like a yoghurt truck hitting a brick wall?
The walls have been reinforced with cumcrete
Cool when you start constantly redialing the JSA line you now get an automated message explaining the line is busy. You can be transferred to self-service or it just hangs up on you. I am thankful my phone credit gives me unlimited calls and I am not calling from a landline that would charge it as a local call each time.
I like to think my time spent listening to shitty radio at work is done ironically
what a time to be alive
I will repeat this daily until I die.
Pretty much. Can't say it was anything short of violently vomiting out of my cock. It was legitimately a fucking mess.
>violently vomiting out of my cock
you should become an author
>it will be my birthday in 48 hours
Fuck, I've failed GF24.
The phone line is so congested that after a few minutes you don't get the message anymore and it just goes back to busy line. Well done Cenno.
Start working on executive 25
1 gfless year for every hour of the day
I'd like to say I'm not, but I just ate a huge bacon and egg sandwich for afternoon tea
can't trust thoughts either
Did I tell you cunts that I failed miserably at a live exam in front of an examiner yesterday? I stuttered out my answers, fumbled through the practical aspect and then, when the examiner was cringing and gave me a softball question out of pity, drew a blank and didn't even respond. I felt so embarrassed by the end that I practically ran home afterward.
Last night I got a notification - my mark for the exam was ready to view online. Around noon today I got another - my examiner's report had been uploaded. I clenched my teeth and looked at it… 75%.
75% exam winner 25% spaghetti machine.
Good work, NEET.
Sounds like it would rate a good 5-6/10 on the spergout chart, good on you for pulling through with a 75% - I assume that's pretty respectable right?
It is nice when you think you've pushed it but you find out you just made it with room to spare, relief is probably the comfiest feeling there is. I remember as a kid Saturday mornings were the best because I didn't have school.
Did the others in class laugh at you?
75% is pretty good NEET. You need to work on keeping things in perspective and not getting upset over things that don't merit it.
I've been playing Vainglory, it's fun. What do you guys think?
Great free android game, there's 5v5, 3v3 and there's 2 battle modes.Battle modes are 5 or 10 mins depending on which one you select.3v3 is ~20 mins and 5v5 is ~25 mins. It's fun I've been playing it for the past 3 weeks as well as PUBG mobile.
I feel better in the morning when I open the daily chests and unlock heroes.
I hate phone games.
"You're listening to Dickhead, Fatty and The Girl on another Non-Stop, No-Repeat, Double-Shot, No-Request Workday, all thanks to Harvey Norman, Fuckwit Valley Motors and Frank Walker from National Tiiiilllles. Coming up next: depressing old chestnuts from U2, Michael Jackson and Billy Ocean and some brand-new twee pseudo-folky hipster wank that sounds like it was written solely to get picked up for a TV ad for Subway or some shitty brand of alcoholic cider."
>What do you guys think?
It's almost time for a new thread
In battle mode it's only the top brick path
>I feel better in the morning when I open the daily chests and unlock heroes.
That sounds worrying to me
Conversely, I'm 35 and doing pretty well and I was a loser at 25. Your life hasn't passed you by. Not yet. Stick with it. Lift weights. Stop taking creepshots. Work on marketable skills. Install dating apps.
I am making a new thread.
Pretty funny stuff m8.
I have never played a game on my phone before. I barely even remembered they exist. I don't think I will start now.
People have ruined their lives with gaming addictions.
Thanks. Not so funny when you have to listen to it all day…
I have said on here before that I always turn the car radio off even though it makes my mummybot reeeeee. I just can't stand even five seconds of that shit.
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