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How many of you NEETs are flightless? Do you envy the other birds? How safe can you really keep your eggs when you have to nest on the ground? Imagine a Goanna raiding your nest. Food for thought.

Previous Thread: >>57456




emus are cuck birds



Have you tried any recently?They've come a long way since Fruit Ninja.

I like being able to play a quick 20 min game as a break or if I'm outside do a few puzzles, an arcade or platformer. I don't have the willpower to play singleplayer games.


I haven't spent any money. It just gives me something to look forward to. I don't play any of the Japanese skinner boxes like the Idolmaster one





Fruit Ninja isn't a clicker game or all about grinding or microtransactions (as I remember it)


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Good job, good start!








thx neets. btw, I was at a bulk-billing medical centre yesterday and naturally the place was full of derros like myself - I wanted to take photos for the guess-who's-a-neet game but couldn't figure out how to take them stealthily. I don't understand how to angle my phone without making it obvious that I'm taking a photo. Advice?



You can't do it stealthily, everyone sees guys who take stealth pics.

Do what Neetking does and take pics from your car perhaps.



I think creepshotNEET has video continuously recording while the phone is peeking out of a pocket, and his pics are frames from the video


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Looks great, might download it later.



I think the video idea is a good one when you're holding the phone while taking a video then take the screen shot later. You need to turn off flash so your phone doesn't light up suddently and you can hold it like NK in your hand so it's like you are carrying it. I do not know how you are going to get a nice square photograph though


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>Do what Neetking does and take pics from your car perhaps.

>your car

Can you NOT assume my vehicular situation?



Do it from the bus


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im sorry m8y, I can't drive either if it makes you feel better



>tricky micky




Channel your inner pajeet and open those bobs



I need to channel my inner pajeet into the toilet bowl




the NEETs that complain about low quality posting won't be pleased by this



There's an app that records video with the screen locked, it's called background video recorder. It even runs in the background so no one will see a camera app on your phone



I am not those NEETs but I am pleased by this posting quality.




I'll be trying the video thing. I have errands to run tomorrow so I'll get some photos from the bus which will be relatively easy and some more using the video method. If I can, I'll get some snaps of execs in the wild too.



The executives are meeting up at kfc tonight before they start their skele patrol



Don't think we're not familiar with your schedule.


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The Colonel will make sure we've all had a nutritious, square meal before we go on patrol.


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Years of playing first person shooters 12 hours a day have honed our abilities to superhuman levels. You can run, but you can't hide skeletor.



>The Austrian doctor after whom Asperger syndrome is named was an active participant in the Nazi regime, assisting in the Third Reich’s euthanasia programme and supporting the concept of racial hygiene by deeming certain children unworthy to live, according to a study by a medical historian.



Interesting read, I didn't know that. Thanks for sharing.



too bad he didn't get around to ending this horrific genetic disease.



What a monster



spergicide when


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How do I say "Hey I wont be coming for the interview but I hope you call me again in the future" in a formal way?



You applied for a job with no intention of wanting the job but want a job later on? The only card I can think of is you have accepted a job, and then get in contact with them in six months time saying you have moved on from your last position. That or it's going to be I am sick or have a family emergency interstate that I need to travel to now. You will have to keep the lying going though when asked in the future.


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I like that word my friend.



Game got received badly in Korea and Japan because of how hard they nickle and dimed their customers



Wish we brought back eugenics




>Hey I wont be coming for the interview

<Applied for a job or CV passed on for the job

>but I hope you call me again in the future"

<Still wants a job later on with them while refusing an offer for an interview.

That's my what.




It's still around, it's just been renamed as genetic counseling, abortion rights and other stuff.



I applied for the job like, six months ago.

Their fault for contacting me when I got a different job. But I dont want to burn bridges.



Is that to do with Asperger? A sperg ers?

Is that what that is all about?



What's the position? Is it significantly different, over, under qualified or is it just a completely different job? I see the interview as a way to get your foot in the door, if it's somewhere you want to work later on if it is a harder position to get into to. If you are working at the moment that can be a polite way of getting around it telling them that.



It's called Chadification these days, the most desired traits in man will live on through the roasties and their preferences.



Yes. didn't you know that?


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Rhymes with spermicide


You just caught up



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It all makes sense now.



Just answer the question youfag


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That's called sexual selection, and it's why male Indian peafowl, male birds of paradise and other male animals have evolved stupid features that make them more susceptible to predation.



Like my big penis that gets in the way when I run?



I have in my first post and your attitude isn't appreciated:

>You will have to keep the lying going though when asked in the future. >>58250

I cannot provide a more honest answer if you are just going to be vague and expecting me to fill the gaps when I do not know your situation. I don't know even know the sector you want to or even are working in. The job for the interview could be in one department that's hiring for a job and you are applying for a job in a different department, so it doesn't matter if the bridge with the cleansing services is burned when you want to apply for a desk job inputting data in excel documents as a junior accountant. HR may have seen so many CV it doesn't matter.



>How do I say "Hey I wont be coming for the interview but I hope you call me again in the future" in a formal way?

<Starts typing an essay on completely irrelevant tripe

Take your meds



Possibly, but you would need to do further research. If there is a correlation between massive schlongs and reproductive success it might not be causative. Giant dongers might merely be a side effect of combinations of genes that attract women for other reasons.

I dunno. I don't spend a lot of time studying other guys' bowel trowels.


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><Starts typing an essay on completely irrelevant tripe

My essays provide clarification on the statements I make. How was any of it irrelevant?

>Take your meds

My detailed understanding of a company has helped me land a job when other candidates had more experience and had previously worked with the company. I'll keep living in my delusional world.


poo caked anal beads


Back in the 90's I was in a very famous tv show



Weren't we all!



Back in the 90s I was in my mum



Were you Mr Squiggle?


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Good OP, OP. There needs to be more emu posting around here tbh.



Don Burke?


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And now in the 2010s, I am.


absolutely exhausted

might be an early one for me tonight NEETs


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Gee I wonder who is behind this post



Good job neeto, sleep well


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Well bantered tbh


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That's quite a long, erect one


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Is there significance to the posting of this song?



The throatest with the mostest


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The cool, suave moves of country pop is how you into a gf




Something about his eyes is offputting.


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It's the chad gaze.

Irresistible to the opposite sex.



That is the mental illness gaze. I have seen it before in the mirror.


Aboriginal impregnation


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I bet you fall for that chunky NEET everyday.

>this song is sung by the guy with the eye patch, it's pretty good


Aboriginal aborition



>Punished Ray

That is actually an okay song.


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Are you a fan? How do you know his name?

A few of them sung



>How do you know his name?

I watched the video.



>A few of them sung

That guy is Ringo tier.


Oh, also, while I was at the doctors I asked for a general checkup and the cunt spent literally two minutes percussing my chest and upper back to check for lung problems, then said I was healthy???

He was using some software to select from a list of blood checks and while he was doing this, he told me that the major risk factors for men my age are sexual behavior and smoking and over-drinking, so I should get an STD check in addition to iron levels and other normal stuff. When I told him that I wouldn't need any sexual health checks, he just silently unticked the boxes for gonorrhea and a few other STDs.

If someone said that to me I'd tell them that even in a committed relationship STDs can be a problem. Instead, he just took me at my word. Am I really so much of a fucking virgin that he could just tell by looking at me? ffs


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Ray is my favourite but the guy with sexy eyes (Dennis) made the big hits.


>trying to stick to my diet

>cracked and just downed an entire pack of caramel popcorn and a Curly Wurly

I am weak and will not survive.



A lot of bands have a dynamic like that. It can cause tensions.



You need to get that shit out of the house to reduce temptation.



Yeah that ones entirely on me, I cracked and bought it while I was out for entirely different reasons.

Oh well. No use beating myself up. Just gotta try.


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Goodnight NEETs. Don't let your meat loaf.



Good Night Early Sleeper NEET



Good night NEET.


Canberra trip NEET are you out there?



Very, very early. Good night.


Dripping wet NEET



Have a towel



Will Taylor Swift work?



But you can't overeat if you never purchase any food



I'm sitting on one.


I don't know, anything under 30 is a child. I go for women.



How old is too old for you, neeto?



I'm yet to find that limit.



Is Queen Lizzy out of your range?



Impressive NEET standards.


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I'd do it just so I could say I have.


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>that feel when tfw refreshed



I'll need to check my logs.


Just called up my mate to say that I probably wont have time to go driving about for a while because of volunteering and course. I feel guilty about it. He's ok and gets it though and I got to do what I got to do. Feel bad for the dog too, he hasn't been for a drive in nearly a fortnight I think.


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>ate a two pack of woolies bakery ham and cheese croissants

>My fitness pal said 393 Cals

>So hungry didn't realise that was the count for a single ham and cheese croissant

>400 Cals over target



I'm sure he'll be glad you're doing things for your future






Just lower your calorie target by 200 for the next two days. You can do it, buddy


Evening NEETs, just cracked open a bottle of Dan's finest clean-skin vino. What's doing?



I'm enjoying a beer and some comfy neetposting



Feeling quite depressed mate



At least there's some sort of nutritional value in them unlike with the other NEET that gorged on popcorn and chocolate.



Working on this script to try and work out obvious pacing issues. Ended up posting my reviews in a 4/v/ thread to see what they said, and the only comment was that I should remove background noise.



Might just stick to 1500 tommorow

Only ended up at just under 2k today which is still about a 1k deficit



Good job neeto. Don't beat yourself up over minor binges if you're doing good overall.



Only 2 pieces shy of a completed border. I wanted to buy one or two puzzles from a 2nd-hand store but am broke till Monday. Do you listen to music while doing the puzzle?



Nice, hope I don't fuck up the comfy round here.


An extremely familiar feel.


You're one of the few productive-NEETs here, keep up the good literal work.



>hope I don't fuck up the comfy round here.

As long as you're not narky that's unlikely, our standards are not very high



No I don't listen to music while doing the puzzle. It is not in an area of the house where I have any speakers.



>You're one of the few productive-NEETs here, keep up the good literal work.

Thanks, bruv.

It feels just okay to get stuff done. Comfortably depressed NEETs shouldn't beat themselves up over it.



I used to listen to ABC classic FM when puzzling. Made me feel like an intelligent cunt. Why do those chairs have plastic on the cushions?



How about a picture of wojak and pepe, wojak despairing as he notices how much longer pepe's censor blackout box is than his.



I like to imagine Wojak is better endowed than Pepe



They came with plastic on them and I see no reason to remove it right now. I only removed the plastic from the one I sit on all the time at my computer desk.



Can you compensate by having a wank?. How many calories do you burn by having a wank?



I can be a rather rude arsehole when shit-faced, but that's a fair way away.


>It feels just okay to get stuff done

It certainly does.



It's replacing useless calories with pure protein though



Maybe. I hope so.



She's writing about rape



Had a bath, then packed my lunchbox (I don't think I've done that in over 10 years) and have been watching bojack horseman. I stopped watching it in season 2 o 3 I think and recently downloaded 4 seasons of it so I'm going through all of it again.






She rapes Philip every night.



That's why I always spit


A brief search of the internet suggests that it's about 100 calories per wank. So if crossaintNEET can manage 4 wanks before falling asleep tonight, he can wank his way out of trouble.




Some people do not like to see their friends succeed or rise in life above their own position. These are toxic people generally.




Bright shadows.



He has dropped lines that make me doubt he wants me to improve, he's a good guy in own way but yeah, I think he kind of wants others to stagnate with him.


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I have a lunch briefcase


I am off to bed NEETs. Goodnight to you all, and a special good night to my lunchbox NEET.

I will see you tomorrow, bright and early.



Isn't it a little early to be packing your lunch?

>bojack horseman

Never heard of it



Good night fellow NEET, sleep sweetly



You can feel sorry for such a person, but don't underestimate their power to harm you.





>bright and early.

Good to hear, I'll be leaving home by 7.

>up at 5

Sweet dreams Early bird NEET, pleasant dreams.



I'm too unorganised and slow in the morning to do it.


Think I'm going to ditch wraps. At least those square tiny ones that just tear constantly, fuck the calorie count when you can't wrap a wrap.


Extreme aboriginal penis



What have you packed?

Any fudge?



I've gone out of my way a few times to find out stuff that could help his employment prospects a few times but he is happy just smoking pot and living on the doll. Which is ok, he's still my mate.

I used to spend a few full days with him every week smoking cones and just hanging out. Now I only see him once every couple weeks for a few hours and now it's sort of like we have nothing to talk about. That's part of the reason I drive about with him, just sitting at mine gets very boring and he seems to be able to do it for ages.



Two salami, pickled onion and cheese sandwiches on burger buns with balsamic beetroot relish and a mango yoghurt.



Also, no fudge after the blood thing this morning.



>just sitting at mine gets very boring and he seems to be able to do it for ages

You probably used to be able to do it for ages too. You are not the person you used to be, and that is a good thing.


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I did a poo and forgot to take a picture



Extremely fancy/10, but damn they sound delicious. Made a regular old ham sandwich today but used beetroot instead of tomato and the sweetness of the former made it so much more enjoyable.



Dedicated neets have a lunch suitcase. And pack backpacks for morning and afternoon tea. And they don't even have jobs.



IIRC excessive beetroot consumption can have an effect on the colouring of urine/poop


Im ugly and smell unusual


fuck i wish kfc was open 24/7



It's mostly because I stopped smoking pot.


Actual beetroot sounds good, the thing I have is just a chutney with some grated beetroot in it.


That much dedication is almost wagie-tier


Nah, I don't think that was it. I did a big poo.



You are beautiful and fragrant.



They should still be open.



they close in 20 minutes and by the time i get my ass in gear and drive there they'd be closed



There are 24 hour macca's places. Go there and order some 20 packs of chicken nuggets.



>Actual beetroot sounds good

I only ever have canned, but it is nice with a sweet flavour whereas your common store-bought tomato is bland as hell. Really wished I was dead tbqh.


Thank you, but excessive goon consumption does have a negative effect on BO.



i haven't showered in 2 weeks and my balls smell like mustard gas



Takes 'em 30 minutes to cook a batch of chook so yeah you'll only get what's already been cooked if any. Get up early tomorrow and try their breakfast menu for me.


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>tfw shower and clean sheets


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Don't forget to pack something to drink.


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do >>58386

>some 20 packs


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>tfw grubby and crusty sheets, and sweaty, and unshowered NEET



>Really wished I was dead tbqh.

That came out of nowhere.




alright will do m8s, maccas has fucking good nuggets anyway



Take a bath and clean your sheets feral.



You could use them to rob places. Just walk into a bank and unzip it, then watch everyone succumb to the deadly sack fragrance emanating forth.



What are those drinks?



>the deadly sack fragrance emanating forth.




Please take pics and vid of you eating them. I'm so desperate for human interaction.



>ABC classic FM

I listen to that too (still got "working class" in that ABC quiz though). I like how it all sounds like music I've never heard before yet at the same time is comfy familiar.


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Eat. Grow large and mighty neetbros.



I hope you are not planning on sharing, there seems to be a lot of people around that table.


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>tfw i could eat that in one sitting


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Autism doesn't real, it's nerve damage from vaccines + maladaptive behaviors. It's classified as autism because the chronic nature of the "condition" can ensure chronic treatment $$$.



>take photos for the guess-who's-a-neet game

Please, please do this NEET.


i havent had a solid shit in months

all i eat is kfc, 2 minute noodles, sweet chilli tendies and instant mash potato with tuna and all i drink is goon



I honestly can't remember posting this


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Goodnight NEETS



Sharing is communism. If you can't go to KFC and finish off an entire giant feast on your own, the russians will win.



>how to fix the dribbling shit problem

After your first post I was going to suggest you need to add more depression to your life. Now I just think you just need less goon.



Nighty night oriental girl enthusiast.


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Goodnight Miss Yonetani. Did anyone ever tell you you look exactly like Karen from Kin-iro Mosaic?



nighty night



goon bottles for manlets



Are you blind, karenneet?



that second guy wasnt me lmao



You'd have to ask Dan - I just drink them. He packs them for my school lunch.



Good night, though I fear you're on your way to an unhealthy obsession with cute Japs.



This, >>58418. I was remarking on how similar his lifestyle is to mine.


Sweet dreams beloved NEETs



They're for alcoholics who think they can wean themselves off of Dan's delicious teat



You gotta wonder how anime artists look at japanese girls, and decided they should be drawn to look like anime girls.


We're all doing the same shit, brothers united by our faeces.


Good night neets. Tomorrow is going to be a shit day but I look forward to shitposting with you when it's over.


y-you too


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>wean themselves from Dan's teat

Not even in your dreams.



Well that's it, the party's over. Good night, sleep well and I'll shitpost with you tomorrow.


is there a way i can lose weight but still get drunk everyday or do i have to give it up

i could probably do it if i could still get drunk but without it i dunno its a tough sell


>tfw still not an aboriginal millionaire sniffing that sweet sweet premium 97-octane petrol

>tfw you're not in contention with the local government over your $4500 parcel of privately-owned land



Bullimia or whoever it is nyuo spell its



Hardcore skele alcos usually get that way because prioritise drinking over eating. They get a large amount of their caloric intake from the alcohol.



There's secret KFC's open 24hr for executives only staffed by skele prisoners of war



THose are peopoles's homes oujre berakding ito fanocut.!


>tfw incoherent

Goon night lads



Night night & thanks. I'm new here but now I understand why all you neets go to bed so early.



To get up and rape people on their early morning jogs


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In one of my overly emotional late night moods and the feels are hitting hard

My nostalgia music isn't helping either

Time for me to go to sleep before I embarrass myself, take it easy NEETs


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chad DJ failed normie neet reporting in

havent posted in a while, apart from literal shit posts

>go job in January

>is the finance sector, working with banks and stocks and all gay shit

>$1000 a week after tax, no overtime

>first day is fine

>second day get told i have to come in at 8.30 … even through contract is 9 - 5.30

>2 weeks of training and im on my own

>2 people leave the company

>5.30 finishes become 6pm finishes

>February around 3 people leave company

>they give me more work even tho i dont even know my shit and dont have access to some programs and shit


>now anon at the start of each month, its really hard we have to do more bullshit reports


>Goodguy1 will teach you

>goodguy1 barely has time to teach me

>doing more work

>6pm finishes everyday

>cunt1 hounds me to learn how to do reports

>when do i have time cunt

>goodguy1 finishes later than i do


>anon can u do all those reports


>goodguy1 is in before 8 finishes at 7pm regularly, this health is declining.

>working till 7 pm last three weeks

>3 times till 9pm

>eat lunch at my desk, and go for walk instead of hour lunch

>do 22/25 reports

>cunt1 says anon you didnt do 3! reports

>also i did these reports that arnt due for a week so you didnt do 9 reports!

>meeting with management today who basically told me to get fucked cunt1 said you dont work hard enough

>tell that i worked overtime for 3 weeks.

>anon just put in the hours, look at goodguy1

>goodguy1 has been losing it the last 2 weeks, told me he's worried about it health, his family (mum and dad he;s 27) want him to quit, hates management, feels stressed

>nearly lose it a management

>ask them to clarify my working hours

>"8.30 - 5.30 are normal but you have to do overtime."

>okay but why does my contract say 9 - 5.30, did company lie to me?

>management flip flops, says timing is flexible, threatens me and then says im aggressive

>finish tonight at 7

>goodguy1 is still there

>took tomorrow off

>i know management didnt really know because i got the idiot boss to approve it

>420 tomorrow

>in 10 minutes


>talk to goodguy1 as im leaving, hes cool with weed, he says he might not come in tomorrow because he'll have to do my work and its fucked

>tfw management are going to be fucked tomorrow and im getting high



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My tiny fuck up spiralled into a bigger one. I went to KFC got a boxed meal then fucked up.

I need to stop this, I had strung almost a week under 1500 Cals daily then I go sperg out like this.


Anyone ITT




Too few tbh, not sustainable, of course you're going to be hungry and flip out. That micro managing shit didn't work for me. I just stopped eating anything with added sugar. Breddy gud. No cravings for it anymore, easy steady weight loss. Don't have to think about what I'm going to eat and I'll never fricken weigh anything again.



What do you eat on an average day?





Tomorrow is going to be a big day. 4/20 is also the führers birthday, so theres two reasons to party.



>failed normie

looks pretty normie to me anon, suffering wageslavery is normal after all


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What's it like, 4am?

Nothing can stop me. I did it. Review done. Best one yet, I must say, think I really improved the pacing.

No harm in posting this one since it's for a 10 year old game nobody in their right mind actually cares about, just practicing.


Good morning dear NEETs.



That was great, probably the best yet.

The comment pop up's look cool, I think it was worth it.


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Good morning neets. We start today with a question about Australia's future - when the chinks rule Australia, how will things be different? Will they tolerate african gangs and muslim terrorists or exterminate them? Will they end the welfare state? Will they resettle whites into reservations out in the bush or simply wipe us out?



Do you wake up thinking about this shit?



Former, yes, latter


>Not thinking about the future of the White race

Fuck you, you slanty eyed subhuman. Go eat a baby.



Just went through all your stuff, nothing illustration and lickity split are amazing.





>>58452 ←– (((this guy)))



Good morning mate.

I am off to walk Doggo now.





Dont forget to dress your dog warmly


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>Trying to use /pol/ as an insult

>Acting like defending the White race is bad in any way

Stop using computers and the internet that the White man created and fuck off back to your shithole you disgusting subhuman



An appalling post.



>Acting like defending the White race is bad in any way

but you're not doing that, you're a greasy friendless fuck that nobody likes posting on 8ch and the only thing you'll ever save is interracial porn videos you like.




Who let the shitskins in?



You must be new around here.



So this is the shitskin containment site?


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do you run around the house is a suit of armor yelling deus vault until mummy tells you to stop?



No, we just don't talk about /pol/tier stuff.



No I have a job and my own place.


>Anything other than talking about how worthless you are and how big a leech on society you are is /pol/

Okay shitskin



>No I have a job and my own place.

I doubt that, but even if you did then why are you here?



Because /aus/ died.

Not everyone's a worthless leech here anon.



how do you have time so save the white race AND work at woolworths m8??



>worthless leech

stop spouting your anti-NEET propaganda here. NEETs contribute nothing to the system that destroys your beloved race, they even take resources away from it. At the same time, your productivity, or at least a part of it, is contributing to this system. By doing that, you do more damage to the white race than someone who just says fuck it, I'm leaving this parody of a society.


Doggo and I got back just before the rain hit. Thunder has upset him.



Give him a pat



Must've been an exciting walk, I'll wait until this evening for one.


Mugged by mosquitoes again during the night, I don't know where they're getting in. I had 10cm-sized welts on my face, so f'ing uncomfortable and hard to fall back to sleep when you're unable to locate and/or kill the flying pricks.

>tfw didn't wake up an aboriginal millionaire


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Good morning NEETs. I hope you've all remembered to say "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White children." first thing in the morning for good fortune.



>Good morning neets. We start today with a question about Australia's future - when the chinks rule Australia, how will things be different? Will they tolerate african gangs and muslim terrorists or exterminate them? Will they end the welfare state? Will they resettle whites into reservations out in the bush or simply wipe us out?

Rule by chinks would be vastly preferable to muslims, niggers, and abbos living among us



Do you at least have 97 sniff?



The worst thing is that whine they make at the edge of your capacity to hear so you can never be sure if there's one in the room or if the one you killed was the last one etc.

>10cm-sized welts




>but you're not doing that, you're a greasy friendless fuck that nobody likes posting on 8ch and the only thing you'll ever save is interracial porn videos you like.

This is what the word "projection" was invented for, this moment



80th time i've read it this week just tired of the bullshit. in principle it's fine.



Good morning Wong





Thanks, my dudes! Definitely one of the most fun ones to do. Also finally managed to get rid of background noise on the mic pickup without fucking up the whole audio thing.

Think I'm gonna go sleep for another hour.



Great stuff mate. Really enjoyed it.



Thanks, mang. I'll have to concentrate on making that pacing faster, the opening is still a bit slow in retrospect.



I also enjoyed watching it. I do not see anything particular wrong with the pacing. You explain everything in enough detail and cover all the points. The length of your video is definitively tolerable, as in I cannot stand new reviews on products/games/services that go for 10+ minutes and involve people slowly opening products or fumbling around. You didn't do that.


Trying to go back to sleep never works, does it.


Cheers, man, you've got a bunch of good points there. Well I'll just continue to passively work at the quality, but otherwise absolutely, yeah, just keep that script tight.

Last thing I want is for the review show to become hyper-formulaic. You know the types.


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Good morning mateys!

I'm feeling pretty okay this morning and I have the day off, so have a nice upbeat song :)


Just turned down an interview offer from Australia post

Applicants had be <115kg



Our executive friends continue to be discriminated against.



You should have just said you were losing weight and should be at that weight before your start date.



I think the problem is their bikes cannot handle executive weight, they need to upgrade the electric motors and frame strength.



If the bike broke whilst riding it I see workers comp then a direct pathway to the DSP.





I wasnt sure they'd take that excuse. And didn't want to stand in front of people and say that I'm too fat to take the job currently.


I thought it was the brakes?


Are there any jobs where you have to be >115 kg?



>DSP Application due to bike seat pole penetrating anus


>I thought it was the brakes?

Maybe, I'm not sure how much weight the electric motors in the bikes can haul, you also have to factor in all the mail and parcels you would be carrying too, the motorbikes probably wouldn't be much better, they have a tiny 110cc engine that makes like 15hp, for comparison my bike that has 42hp has a maximum load of 120kg.



Bike tester



The bikes dont go by just the electric motor, it's there to assist the pedalling



When I was a kid I used to really want to be a game tester because I thought it was about playing games before everyone else got to.



From what I understand from Employable me if you have autism to start the continuous repetition in a game to documented issues then it could be the job for you.



How far can an executive peddle before he runs out of breath and only starts using the electric motor?



A true executive should rip off the electric motor and install a petrol powered one.



>not installing a goon powered engine


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>Not just chaning a skele up and using him as a horse


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Become refreshed!


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>>58499 (checked)

Just need to tighten up the graphics a little bit.



4/20 raise it.



Most importantly, who will make the baby formula?



Thankfully I'm not that degenerate


Not allergic, they were that large due to me being asleep and the mozzies could indulge in a nice long suck.



Made a 'spider' using PepsiMAX and good old vanilla ice cream.



With vodka?


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>NEETs contribute nothing to the system that destroys your beloved race, they even take resources away from it.

Everything that gets paid to neets gets spent that same week because they don't give you enough to save. It's a constant economic stimulus that helps the normie economy. It helps keep inflation, unemployment and interest rates low which creates the market confidence for normies to use credit to spend more than they have and live larger lives than they deserve. They should be giving us a NEETparty instead of complaining.


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lol@ being a kissless virgin into adulthood



lol @ me


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>tfw 500 calorie lunch


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You just described most men in the history of history. It's only in recent times, since (((contra-ception))) that sex has become a recreational activity. The fact that it is still perversely viewed as a rite of passage shows how jewed (poisoned) our modern existence has become. And we were born in the middle of this shit so it seems normal. Key point neet, you are living the experience of your ancestors. Don't beat yourself up because you think you are living an abnormal or inferior life. Take the ironpill, be proud of your stoicism.



That's not too bad, I mean you could have a 500cal breakfast lunch and dinner which are pretty good size meals and you only top out at 1500cals which is pretty decent for weight loss.



stoicism truly is the best philosophy for a NEET imo.


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>tfw we already left cuckchan

>and you have no arguments here


Nice pic m8



No, it was an innocent treat.


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Add a nip of vodka next time and make it a treat.


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did everyone remember to sing happy bday?



shit. forgot to get weed. again.

neet life is when you can't be fucked even being a stoner.



>tfw no one to buy weed off


>tfw she's the nicest person I've ever met

>tfw she tells me about how she fantasizes about us meeting

>tfw she tells me that she used to watch porn while masturbating but now she uses her imagination and implied she thinks of me

<tfw everything she says is striking my held-together-by-string-and-tape psyche like a gong

<tfw the impulsive actions are starting to come back and I was sat there stabbing a pencil into my leg without even realizing it when she was talking about masturbating to the thought of me

<tfw she knows I'm an executive but she hasn't seen below the fourth chin

<tfw know it will never be anything more than this and that it's going to be the death of me but I've literally never experienced anything like this before



Why do you keep doing it? Why do you keep giving out your contact info and having these psychologically destructive online relationships?



Maybe he subconsciously enjoys the abuse?



I'm not that NEET. I haven't even had an online friend before her for about 8 months, before that the last online "relationship" I had was probably early 2015.



Where do we send the wishes to though, where is the old boy buried?




Have a wank instead.



Went three times yesterday, twice today. Need to give the little fella a break because it has been a while since I've wanked regularly.


Any NEETparties tonight?



quality neet advice




Mum grounded me for having sex with the dog again so Ill have to sneak out for neet parties



Nah, I ran out of grog last night



Naughty NEET.


Mr Murphy's is open til late.



if neetie ran out of grog, neetie rang out of money



this is true, also I don't wanna ride my motorcycle in the rain



Fair enough, I don't like riding in the rain either.


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Ate a whole pack of biscuits






big big poos




i actually love riding in the rain bikerneetbois.

especially at night. the street reflecting the lights. love that shit.



Night ride is always good, but rain sucks, even with my pretty good tyres its fairly sketchy.


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Gonna wash it down with some metamucil for a grand poo finale



anyride is good ride



Getting all fancy with the Himalayan pink fine table salt


>hit the goon too hard

>before i even realise what im doing i've been facebook stalking people i went to high school with for 20 minutes

why are we still here?

just to suffer?


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>>hit the goon too hard



>why are we still here?

To goon hard



Goon hard or go home



delete facebook. its retardation



May be he's gathering wank fuel?



>Leftover Korean from last night


>Burger and egg tart


>Kebab and some indian rice thing

No wonder I'm fat



your car doesnt care which petrol station you fill up at. neither does your wank stick



Oh shit it's 4/20?

Wonder where I can score some weed here


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>No wonder I'm fat



Just send her the money through western union




>new Sleep album just dropped

>no weed



Premium wank fuel makes the car run smoother m8


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Has anyone tried this new product?



ah man i was fucking at woolies today and i saw these but didn't feel like it at the time

i kind of want them now though






Eating them now with smoked salmon + dill dip. Not bad, but I don't know if they're good enough to survive the dog-eat-dog jungle of mass market consumer food.



I don't see what's wrong with that, so long as you're making the animal happy why should it be illegal?


Aboriginal flatulence


Aboriginal abortion


Aboriginal rape



You are not.


Aboriginal gape


Powerful executive


Inferior skele



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Thanks for the free (you). Another hard day of waging?



Are you an aboriginal?


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A cup of blend 43 has melted my insides

About to do a big poo



Post a picture.


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Got tonight's party sorted



Fucking 10/10, NEET. Legendary.





take your meds



That executive sized toilet paper



Continuous low quality banter.



I did, NEET, I did.



Your uncle in his comfy chair hated smoking. Degenerate.







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what's the metamucil stuff for?




It's unscented toilet paper so I can smell my creations better



Creates big poos



How thoughtful



>no goon



He can use goon as a mixer with that vodka



The goon was holding the camera.



Good old goonka



I finally got that pic.

No one wants to sit next to the guy in the front because he is a fatty with cancer.

I hope you understand that reference


Back from my volunteering, was pretty cool. Went to an animal show and patted a snake.



Only highest commanders in the skele army would be willing to engage him in battle.



I am glad you had a good day. What sort of snake was it?


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Who were you fucking at Woollies? And where were you fucking them? Enquiring minds want to know.



Today is not the day of the NEETs, the weekend belongs to them.



Did the snake have a name? A few NEETs here have already petted their pet snakes today.



I'm betting it was emuNEET's mother



Sunday and Monday are the days of the NEETs.



There were some pythons and some others I spent more time getting the clients to do shit, I didn't really pay attention. A few likes the snakes but most just liked the chickens and rabbits and stuff.


You keep your snake from ejacting its venom at me.


Tuesday morning is prime NEETery


Aboriginal envenomation


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Hey Metamucil NEETs, does it really make you do big, firm poos?

I have irritable Simon Cowells, so for me it's like shitting a sandpaper thickshake.


Aboriginal fauna



He owns that bus


Taking a shit = buttsex

It doesn't make a difference that it's coming out instead of going in



I'm not the name but it does. If you keep using it though you'll go back to the problems you had before because you can become dependent on it if you're using it for several days in a row or for extended periods of time



The whole idea of doing a big poo is so it will give you an erection.

The visceral ribs over your prostate is the bigboi's gf.



I'm probably doing it wrong. Figures.



That's why a high commander had to take him on as he can call on an air strike for support.



He's going to need RAA support if more execs get on.



Just have a bigger dose. If you are just having it once a week you should be fine but you need to increase your fibre intake in other areas so your bowel doesn't become dependent on it. I think they call it lazy bowel when you abuse Metamucil too much



If you wanna poo like the big boys you need three doses a day, make sure to take the stuff that doesn't show up on tests so you don't get disqualified from the competition



If those executives are not well placed around the bus it'll tip. The weao skeles would just turn to dust when they slam into the roof. While the executives would remain unharmed.



How did the execs even get on to the bus?


>You can drop a mouse down a thousand-yard mine shaft and, on arriving at the bottom, it gets a slight shock and walks away. A rat is killed, a man is broken, a horse splashes.

— J.B.S. Haldane, biologist

Skeles 1, executives 0.



It's a direct route with a return path from Dan's



kek the horse



Aboriginal splatter?



Aboriginal sputter



Aboriginal prolapse



Aboriginal relapse



I like to lick prolapsed aboriginal colons after they take a big slimy goon shit



Go to a remote aboriginal camp and set up a Dan's on the boundary of alcohol free zone.



Aboriginal welfare


Aboriginie infestation


Aboriginal eradication


Aboriginal colonisation


Are these guys just wagies who knocked off and use /ausneets/ as a shitposting forum?



I have been here all day…



I'm a pure NEET.



Are you take your meds NEET, is this simply a new angle for low quality posting?


The meds make me feel funny and behave in strange ways.



Have you tried snorting them?





Put them up your bum



I've tried that but they burn my bum


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An executive won't fit down the mineshaft due to his awesome size. A skele, being halfway between a man and a rat, will fall and die. Checkmate skelles.

But also, kudos for quoting Haldane, an old school science writer and eugenicist nearly everyone has forgotten.



Apart from throwing horses down and cunts down holes did he achieve anything meaningful for society?


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Also, I hope Metamucil NEETs realise that the active ingredient is psyllium husks, and you can buy bags of those for fuck-all in the health food section of the supermarket.

With Metamucil you pay 10x the price for the brand name plus sugar and orange dye.


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>An executive won't fit down the mineshaft due to his awesome size.

No worries mate.



That shaft was caused by a CEO neet



>psyllium husks

My brother feeds his autistic son some of that stuff to help him with his grenade-sized shits and it makes me wonder if there's something to the whole autism/gut microbiome meme.



Just ignore the non-believer, skeles are delusional beings of fear that can't even begin to comprehend such a difference in power. They're scared of how weak they are, but when the time comes, they will learn the harsh lessons of reality.



Dont be fooled, Skeles have the same amount of power as Executives but it's concentrated in their thin bodies more densely.



It's probably more a diet issue than a gut issue. People with more severe autism have very restricted diets that would cause them to block up. Eating a diet 100% filled with processed foods causes it. Gut meme is just a meme. People have gone hundreds of years without worrying about their gut bacteria and have had a little issues in life.


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The skeleton isn't a vessel for power, it's the frame to build upon. You're nothing but a fool if you think otherwise.



I mean gut meme as in it needs cleansing or you need to eat specific supplements to help your gut bacteria. Foods can cause a stomach to be upset but that's a change in diet not gut bacteria.



Chris chan shit his pants occasionally and he has terminal autism



People on the spectrum have different needs. That's often the problem with these meme cures


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Those skeles are gonna be begging for mercy once executive barbarian gets out of prison



I always feel awful but I enjoy listening to his yodeling


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Quite pungent my dear. Quite pungent indeed.



Berserker Brother Jontron is quite a force to be reckoned with. Skeles don't deserve the honour of battling him.






You can't waterboard the autism out of a child's arsehole. Many parents have tried that and done much, much worse to their autistic kids in retarded attempts to try to "cure" them.



This is horrifying.



>You can't waterboard the autism out of a child's arsehole.

You really have a way with words you know that NEET?


My bed has been refreshed with clean sheets and pillowcase. My body has also been refreshed with soapy waters and hair conditioner. Just feels so comfy right now.


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There is something so satisfying about slipping beneath some fresh sheets after having a shower.



Especially if the shower is after a gym



The coveted satanic get, missed it by 15 seconds.



Parents gave their kids with autism bleach diluted enamas. I couldn't believe it but there were parenting forums talking about it and talking about what came out a couple of years back. Not only cleaning them out but giving them serious chemical burns.



I remember one of my friends on facebook posting about this because her brother is a severe autist and going on about how wicked and cruel it is and how people should be locked up for doing it.



It wasn't just a bunch of trolls to my original belief, at least there was a few parents among them. Some went to the extent of posting pictures. I thought it was advanced trolling but no that was some fucked up shit. It was getting close snuff tier posting that these parents forced these things on their vulnerable kids.



From memory there was a lot of trolling or at least successful trolls around that time. I thought it was normie rage upset by the new phase of trolling. That's why I investigated the issue.



That's some medieval type shit. Can you recall what was said about "what came out"?



They literally thought it was a type of parasite that caused autism, but it was just them shitting out their intestinal lining because the bleach would make it peel off inside them.



It IS wicked and cruel, and people SHOULD be locked up for doing it.



It was this


One image is burned into my mind. I wouldn't recommend typing anything into Google.


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That's very kind of you to say.


Autism is cause by evil spirits climbing up inside the bumhole and tormenting the victim with retardation


Aboriginal bum hole spirits


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Plausible hypothesis tbh.


guys how do i cleanse the bumhole autism spirits



A funnelled goon enema


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Classic mainland Chinese

Are those pajeets discriminating against themselves?



Monk would love that bottleshop.



>Kangaroo dies in Chinese zoo after visitors throw rocks 'to make it hop'

The future of whites in Australia after the chink takeover.


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Chris found a way



>Are those pajeets discriminating against themselves?

The sign was posted in another grog-shop not far from theirs.


He invented the term 'poojeeta' after all


A disturbingly accurate prophecy


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>"It was a shock — I didn't know how to react," Cellarbations co-owner Sukoon Bedi said. "Our whole family was so anxious we pooped in the street in front of the store"


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I new I'd heard it somewhere before And it fits in with the board theme


god goon tastes like licking a dry asshole

are there any goons that taste good or should i just mix it with some pepsi





>wife pooja

Don't these people have the decency to change their fucking names when they come here?



Her name was formerly Peeja



What exactly are you drinking?



That was before she was pooed during the marriage ceremony



It's meant to be drunk hard and fast not savoured.



This should be posted on their FB page




Goon has a tap for fast delivery for a reason.


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There is actually a bottle shop chain called Premix King? Jesus, us Australians are even more fucking retarded than I thought we were.

Why not just call it Piss Champ or something? At least then it would have meme value.



U heavily gooned?



I could never be sufficiently gooned to think that Premix King is anything but an utterly fucktarded name for a business.


Has anyone ever tried scented heated oils or incence to aid relaxation or sleep? Been thinking of it lately, especially the oils as they won't emit smoke like incence.



This issue is annoying you. Have another cup of goon


Canberra trip NEET where are you? I am becoming concerned,



Do oils have same effect as my cum tissue bin, it's getting pretty fragrant when I pop a cum tissue in there?



TBH it's not as bad as 'Booze Brothers'



I like to believe he's in a serviced apartment whilst recieving a special service.



He's on the run after skipping the mini-bar bill



Strongly disagree.

Premix is the cumdies of drinking. It shows that you have no brains or self-respect at all. It shows that you are so dumb and lazy that you will pay multiple times what you would pay for a much better drink if you bought yourself a bottle of spirits and a decent-quality mixer.

If you're going to call yourself Premix King you might as well call yourself Boss of the Spastic Derros.

I say all this as someone who not infrequently buys cans of 10 per cent Woodstock. Only a man truly knows what it's like to crack a Woody.


low quality boong pussy


Affordable quality bong pussy


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>cumdies… shows that you have no brains or self-respect at all

can you stop bullying me?



I don't like heating oils but I used to find sprinkling just a few drops of lavender oil on my pillow very calming and relaxing and conducive to sleep.


Hey Neets

Happy Hitler Day

I bought German Beer to celebrate



The only thing on my pillow is tears.



I usually sprinkle a few drops of semen onto my bedsheets before falling asleep, I think it really helps me have a restful night





you can fix that by *having a wank* on it



>Boss of the Spastic Derros


>Premixed Woodstock

that brought back some feels


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Tough love, NEETbro. I owe it to you to drop the Kleenex pill.


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>marking your bedsheets with your scent

Apex predator tier behaviour.



I'll keep that in mind, thank you


You should've bought weed instead



alpha tier is marking other bed sheets with your scent



Don't have hook ups



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I was so premixed that I prematurely phoneposted…


I'm sorry to hear that.


Well bantered.


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Of course my big stinky bro


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550 calories over target



IKTF. Nimbin mardi grass early May, wanna come with me?



just be yourself



Still don't get 'it'…




Haven't posted today, had an alright day. One girl talked to me for a bit but I sperged out a bit unfortunately.

Saw a boomer who fell over at the shops and was not responding, I was already driving past and people were all surrounded helping. Hopefully not a RIP situation.



Only fancy neets buy that



Well done


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INB4 edgy NEETs say they hoped the boomer died.





I think I will have to eat all meals at home. Got home from eating a quarter pounder in my car. Mum wanted to make me a toasted sandwich for dinner and I didn't want to refuse dinner because I would have to admit I was spending my bux on Maccas.



5.5 wanks will cancel the effects of those calories. Get to work



Wish for something useful, like the boomers having never been born.


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Overachieving NEET. What did you have?




The woman was such a normiefag that she didn't even recognise wojak.



>Rolf Harris

How is he doing these days, have not heard of him in years



He's in prison for molesting children. Not even kidding.



>Who is he doing these days

13 year olds, last I heard.



Oh, next you're going to tell me that Dan Schnider was found out




>on my NEETbikeride today

>see 20ish Chad walking a border collie on a leash

>Chad and dog walk past a parked car with it's passenger window open

>dog jumps up on hind legs, puts front paws on car window sill and sticks it's head inside the car

>Chad stops, watches and laughs

>riding past I see the driver is sitting in the front

>driver is a woman in allahu ackbar headdress and she's freaking out

>Chad is still laughing

>He pulls the dog back and says sorry, sorry, sorry

>Still laughing


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Goodnight NEETs hope you guys have a comfy night.


Time to polish off this other bottle of goon.


Night, NEET.



Can I get one of those things shipped to Australia?




We're trying to ship them out, not in.


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Why are you telling fibs mate?



But white women don't want me



Something in a bottle. It's alcoholic, that's all that matters.



I put my goon in a bottle to shake it with some Lemonaide

Comes out pretty nice



What though



Do asian women want you though?



I don't know, it's unmarked and been sitting in my cupboard for a while. Tastes alcoholic. Well it tastes like piss, but that's close enough.



Fizzy as fuck. I guess it's champagne. Mystery solved.



You are what you drink. Just polished a bottle of 'Soft Fruity White'. There's one left…



Actually it might be Sparkling

Champagne is only from Champagne



So you're a Soft Fruity White

And I'm a German Larger?



You're such a wise NEET. We're lucky we have NEETs like you to guide us randos drinking unmarked bottles found in the cupboard.



Probaably ./


I shouldn't have looked at those Facebook and Myspace profiles. Now I'm just angyry


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>tfw not Erol*



Big poos



Who is hee


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If you're ever tempted to make that mistake again, just get a rubber mallet and pound yourself in the nuts. It will be less painful.


Wish I had a big titted boong gf with a fat arse




you were going so well up until that point




Kill yourselves


Just drunkenly kidding. I didn't mean that


>tfw no friends to drink goon and listen to music with


I'm too impressed


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Just watched this.

A fat load of chaotic mayhem and basically everyone dies, it's quite enjoyable.


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Uncalled for.


Hey cumguzzlers


So now that its the end of Friday what is the week's recap

Mine is being yelled at and drinking for Hitler



Who yelled at you?



hey big stinky cunt




how did you take it?



Like a big nice cock in your mouth?



don't project your faggot shit on me



Sperged out just a little


It's all a bit tarded at this stage



call me big tard neet


anyone ITT



real neet hours who TF up



Me. Will probably fuck off to play videogames for a couple more hours though.



Me but I'm watching LotR




which one?



Very goo meme connoisseur






Even now you are turning into a gay



I'm watching toy story



I just woke up. I'm waiting for enough motivation to get up and shower.



YOU are welcome



Have a wank



go back to bed



I just woke up too, I've been doing wagie teir ness nd am exhausted

mon - up at 4:50, course, home by about 5 ish

tues - up at 4:50, course, home by about 5 ish

wed - up at 5:50, volunteer, homeby about 4 ish

thurs - up at 4:50, volunteer, home by about 3 ish

friday - up at 4:50, volunteer, home by about 7 ish

tomorrow - day off thank fuck

sunday - up at 4:50, only day of paid work, home by about 7 ish


what the fuck have I become?



I sold my bed for a sack of potato's that quickly went rotten, now I sleep on the washing machine and eat whatever I can find in the backyard



Back to nature.



you should go dumpster diving


It is raining.


hi australia. do you guys meet up often/ever? i posted when i was in japan



All the good dumpsters are usually picked clean by other neets


few odd posts



Are you Japanese? post a pic of your mother



Only for gangrapes



yours was an even





cool. are there any girls involved?


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Just Did a good poo


I eat grans grapes for breakfast


check em



why wont you post a pic of your sister?





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good suggestions, what should I do first?


I'm stuck in the exact opposite of your loop and I'm not sure how to escape it. I'm not sure if I even want to escape it when I read posts like yours.

Question, if you'd like to have more free time, why do you volunteer so often?





I have to volunteer for my course and I'm trying to get my hours up.



have a wank in bed, turn your undies into cumdies and then sleep in said cumdies



I like to grab the sheet that is hanging over the end of the bed and use that as a cumrag so I dont have to sleep in the wet spot


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Do you still talk to your childhood friends?



Yeah, weird. Both primary and highschool friends reconnected out of the blue for the sake of it. I guess they're not doing too well either. Nobody is.



at my lowest point I would just wank in bed laying on my side then spray big cums straight onto my bed then sleep in a soiled be



If you have to volunteer its not really volunteering is it?


Too late, mummybot knows I'm awake. I'll try to do better next time


I lost all my childhood friends when I had to leave my school in 7th grade.



When I was a kid i pissed my bed and I would just flip the mattress over and go back to sleep


Will we ever get gfs?



As long as we're NEETs probably not



Only rape victims


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I sell weak neets into sexual slavery for bigger, stronger neets



where can I get one? How much do I have to pay? What kind of models do you have?



$800 for a skele model, executives will set you back more. Got a couple of crippled neet models which are easy to manage that are more affordable



I'd go for the executive model, but sadly I don't have enough room for him. I'd have to acquire more living space first, last time someone tried that it all went a bit wrong.

Looks like I'll have to be content with the skele model for now, doesn't need much food or care and will be easy enough to control.

One more question though, how do you ship them? Hope its all discreet, I don't want to deal with customs and their stupid questions



Skele shipping is free since we jam pack them into shipping containers and customs don't care about malnourished people. All they need is water since you can sustain them on semen and crumbs you drop on the floor.


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Good morning neets. How do you usually access the internet? Mobile or pc? Do you have to share your computer with others or is it set up in your room?



Morning mate. i have a individual pc. I would be surprised if there is a NEET who has to share a computer.


Morning NEETs.


I mostly access the internet with my laptop, but I also have a pc I built a few years ago which I mostly use for games.



PC here, in its own little room in my house, I probably spend most of my waking hours here.


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Morning everyone

>tfw fallout calls you a normie


I have my own pc.


Morning all.


I have a laptop.



>not really volunteering

Yeah, I guess not.



I share with my dad, he always leaves his jizz on the keyboard and sets the homepage to aboriginal porn.

He said if the house gets raided he's blaming me since my potential will make it easy for me to survive in prison



That guy looks like he hasn't left his room in years



His piss jars seem to be powering his room too.







These are the powers a NEET acquires into their older age.



I heard he's the Head wizard at neetwarts



I wonder if we have any wizard NEETs among us.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


I have a plantation of apprentice witches.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.




I phonepost quite a bit, mainly when I'm too lazy to turn on the computer. I have a personal thinkpad that stays in my room and is never touched by the hand of another.



How cute!



I never had any to begin with


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>I never had any to begi-

You have me m8



What if someone else touches it?



You abandon vulnerable children by barring them from your gates for eighteen years



I would be tfw narky


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Anyone else hungover? What time do you take the hair of the dog?



Does it have a crusty surface that makes mummybot hesitant to touch it?



It's actually pretty clean. If one of the quints posts actually manages to magically materialize a gf in my bedroom I wouldn't want her to leave because my laptop looks like an oversize cumrag


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It takes that long before they can appreciate my wares



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>I wouldn't want her to leave because my laptop looks like an oversize cumrag

It's a cumpad.



That term brings to mind very unpleasant imagery


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Dan isn't so much our friend as he is our doctor, psychiatrist and father figure.


Remember to poke air holes in the box, or the girl you receive may not be as warm and lively as you'd hoped.



Note: This does not work for goon bags



Back before I got promoted to executive size, white girls still hated me, but asian ones would sometimes show some interest, at least until they realised I was an autistic retard with no financial prospects.



chinks do enjoy a sexy executive wallet


I'm too depressed to be up this early



I know that feel


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Might not eat anything all day so I can get pissed tonight.



It's good to have goals m8


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Morning NEETs. Karen says that you NEETs should go on a NEETwalk even if you're >tfw tired or >tfw depressed.



Thanks for the kind thoughts Karen, but it's pissing down



It was really thundering last night. I like it when dogs get scared of thunder. Oh you don't like the ongoing loud noise? Have a taste of your own medicine haha



You should record the thunder, then play it back at full volume whenever doggos start barking to silence them.




two of those posts from last night

but good morning Karen


Quads for >tfw already made it


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>silence them

The other day I did just the opposite…



That webm made my dog on edge.


Going to take the dog for a walk, thanks for getting him all worked up.



You're welcome



I can't go, I'm >tfw lethargic


next time you decide to visit the dog you should play him a recording of himself barking



Yeah, but use audio software to alter the recording so it sounds deeper and louder. Then the doggo will think he's being barked at by a larger, more alpha dog.




Lol, sounds like a plan



Good morning to you too. I'm using a laptop that's hooked-up to my phone's pre-paid plan. I've never phone-posted.



Well bantered Dan.



It sounds like most neets are in the laptop-in-the-bedroom class.



Extra points if the laptop was a birthday or Christmas present because you can't afford shit.


Time to play minecraft and watch anime all day


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My room has a distinct Goon smell to it.


Back at the executive gym



Don't get cocky kid. Beware of hubris.



Did you get hit by the goon tax, as the bag leaked throughout your room?


Post some more pictures.


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25th birthday and no gf to spend it with. no gf ever. never held a woman's hand. no friends to have a small gathering and drink and have fun.


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Executive 26 here you come


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>executive gym

Is that what we're calling KFC now?


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Happy birthday birthdayNEET


This sounds like a good plan. Come visit KarenKFC for your birthday dinner!


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That's the post executive gym workout meal



happy birthday from germany.


9am is beer am



Do you ever curse your mummybot for narrowly missing birthing you on weed day?



Unhappy Birthday?



Happy Birthday glorious NEET





gravitational centrists need to get out of my general


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>tfw not depressed

were all gona make it neetoes


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>were all gona make it neetoes

Don't lie.


>tfw impressed


Perfiduous bumhole


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>Don't lie.

We all are going to make it Dan's though



Suddenly rapeneet living in perf makes sense



make what Dan's?


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Make refreshed at Dan's



#Neet General #79 - We're all going to make it to Dan's edition



*we're all going to make it Dan's


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Well bantered.


Hi ho, hi ho it's off to Dan's we go.


When do we need to start archiving the threads before they disappear off the catalogue? I have had this worry for some time.


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Dan Murphy and the Seven NEETs.


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My wish is to be NEET but I don't like to buy alcohol. Can I still be NEET?






>Can I still be NEET?

Yes, you can be whatever you put your mind to.



Doesn't the internet archive thingo do it for us?


morning m8s, slept in as I was just exhausted but feeling quite lively and motivated now.

I actually have a pretty productive weekend in stall actually, as I have a lot I want to do over the next week so I can take it easier as the weather gets cooler. Anyway going to get serious with some work today but will be posting throughout the day on my food breaks.


wish we had Dan sponsored trams here



That's what I am not certain of. I don't want to lose the history. I need a more technical NEET to clarify this matter.




I know there is a board setting but I am not not technically minded on this issue.



Well all /aus/ gens were archived except the very first, so it seems like it does do it automatically


Good luck neet, that's some smart planning


I'm a recovering alcoholic and I try to avoid it. Is there a NEET channel but without the Dan's?



Just keep reminding yourself that if you drink you'll become one of those posters



of course, I rarely drink but I enjoy the Dan meme.


Has anyone been to Coles during autism hours? I am not a sperg but unironically think it would be 100x better


>no bright lights

>no normie announcers

>no stupid beeps


same tbh



I'd be forever worrying that the wagies are internally laughing at me for being a sperg


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mummybot is getting me some cheese and onion chippies while she does the shopping.



>10:30am and 11:30am

Why couldn't it be between 10:30pm and 11:30pm? Although I guess it would be quieter during those hours if it's open at tat time.



because even spergs have jobs



Those hours


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I don't have a job, and the sperg hours are in the middle of the day when the wagies are working.



Big or small bag? Will you demolish the packet in a single sitting?



Those are good points, I'm not sure why it is that way then



big packet, demolished in one sitting.



good man



Holy shit. When we have the NEETcrusade, that thing's gonna take us to the holy land.



Trains are the perfect vehicle for carrying autists, after all


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w-what is this?



I think it's where we all join cruiseneet



There's a tard organisation that brings herds into the local library regularly and everytime I see them I think how nice it must be not to have the worries in life that we non-tards are cruelly dealt with.



3rd last



>tfw too smart to be a retard but too retarded to be a smart


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