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File: 577e263665e27c1⋯.jpg (46.15 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 1434123224022.jpg)

 No.58205

How many of you NEETs are flightless? Do you envy the other birds? How safe can you really keep your eggs when you have to nest on the ground? Imagine a Goanna raiding your nest. Food for thought.

Previous Thread: >>57456

 No.58212

File: ede6b6fbaff2ae8⋯.jpg (156.52 KB, 1171x865, 1171:865, Jiggy.jpg)

Here is the Jigsaw progress so far.


 No.58214

Sydney


 No.58215

emus are cuck birds


 No.58217

>>58198

Have you tried any recently?They've come a long way since Fruit Ninja.

I like being able to play a quick 20 min game as a break or if I'm outside do a few puzzles, an arcade or platformer. I don't have the willpower to play singleplayer games.

>>58202

I haven't spent any money. It just gives me something to look forward to. I don't play any of the Japanese skinner boxes like the Idolmaster one


 No.58218

SYDNEY


 No.58219

>>58217

Fruit Ninja isn't a clicker game or all about grinding or microtransactions (as I remember it)


 No.58220

File: 693c38ceb7b0f55⋯.jpg (111.63 KB, 750x1124, 375:562, files-us-australia-people-….jpg)

Comfy.


 No.58221

>>58212

Good job, good start!


 No.58222

KAREN


 No.58223

>>58192

>>58193

>>58194

>>58196

thx neets. btw, I was at a bulk-billing medical centre yesterday and naturally the place was full of derros like myself - I wanted to take photos for the guess-who's-a-neet game but couldn't figure out how to take them stealthily. I don't understand how to angle my phone without making it obvious that I'm taking a photo. Advice?


 No.58224

>>58223

You can't do it stealthily, everyone sees guys who take stealth pics.

Do what Neetking does and take pics from your car perhaps.


 No.58225

>>58223

I think creepshotNEET has video continuously recording while the phone is peeking out of a pocket, and his pics are frames from the video


 No.58226

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Looks great, might download it later.


 No.58227

>>58223

I think the video idea is a good one when you're holding the phone while taking a video then take the screen shot later. You need to turn off flash so your phone doesn't light up suddently and you can hold it like NK in your hand so it's like you are carrying it. I do not know how you are going to get a nice square photograph though


 No.58228

File: f24604e2ab0a0d6⋯.png (240.59 KB, 700x700, 1:1, f24604e2ab0a0d67a93c16a264….png)

>>58224

>Do what Neetking does and take pics from your car perhaps.

>your car

Can you NOT assume my vehicular situation?


 No.58229

>>58228

Do it from the bus


 No.58230

File: 917b67209243f0c⋯.jpg (37.05 KB, 500x318, 250:159, tricky_mickey.jpg)


 No.58231

>>58228

im sorry m8y, I can't drive either if it makes you feel better


 No.58232

>>58230

>tricky micky

kekd


 No.58233

>>58223

Channel your inner pajeet and open those bobs


 No.58234

>>58233

I need to channel my inner pajeet into the toilet bowl


 No.58235

>>58233

>>58234

the NEETs that complain about low quality posting won't be pleased by this


 No.58236

>>58228

There's an app that records video with the screen locked, it's called background video recorder. It even runs in the background so no one will see a camera app on your phone


 No.58237

>>58235

I am not those NEETs but I am pleased by this posting quality.


 No.58238

>>58227

>>58225

I'll be trying the video thing. I have errands to run tomorrow so I'll get some photos from the bus which will be relatively easy and some more using the video method. If I can, I'll get some snaps of execs in the wild too.


 No.58239

>>58238

The executives are meeting up at kfc tonight before they start their skele patrol


 No.58240

>>58239

Don't think we're not familiar with your schedule.


 No.58241

File: 80a1bb529bbdde5⋯.jpg (153.24 KB, 960x691, 960:691, kfc-bucket.jpg)

>>58239

The Colonel will make sure we've all had a nutritious, square meal before we go on patrol.


 No.58242

File: 233c0be3037b791⋯.jpeg (199.85 KB, 1024x1364, 256:341, f24f2a7d15a1fccf3afb5eaf4….jpeg)

>>58240

Years of playing first person shooters 12 hours a day have honed our abilities to superhuman levels. You can run, but you can't hide skeletor.


 No.58243

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/apr/19/hans-asperger-aided-and-supported-nazi-programme-study-says

>The Austrian doctor after whom Asperger syndrome is named was an active participant in the Nazi regime, assisting in the Third Reich’s euthanasia programme and supporting the concept of racial hygiene by deeming certain children unworthy to live, according to a study by a medical historian.


 No.58244

>>58243

Interesting read, I didn't know that. Thanks for sharing.


 No.58245

>>58243

too bad he didn't get around to ending this horrific genetic disease.


 No.58246

>>58243

What a monster


 No.58247

>>58245

spergicide when


 No.58248

File: 086ce29477a0142⋯.png (5.23 KB, 348x145, 12:5, 086ce29477a0142bc0e867ee43….png)


 No.58249

How do I say "Hey I wont be coming for the interview but I hope you call me again in the future" in a formal way?


 No.58250

>>58249

You applied for a job with no intention of wanting the job but want a job later on? The only card I can think of is you have accepted a job, and then get in contact with them in six months time saying you have moved on from your last position. That or it's going to be I am sick or have a family emergency interstate that I need to travel to now. You will have to keep the lying going though when asked in the future.


 No.58251

File: a562d9a1a0b3ae0⋯.jpg (14.71 KB, 320x320, 1:1, a562d9a1a0b3ae06144f0fc24a….jpg)

>>58247

>spergicide

I like that word my friend.


 No.58252

>>58226

Game got received badly in Korea and Japan because of how hard they nickle and dimed their customers


 No.58253

>>58243

Wish we brought back eugenics


 No.58254


 No.58255

>>58254

>Hey I wont be coming for the interview

<Applied for a job or CV passed on for the job

>but I hope you call me again in the future"

<Still wants a job later on with them while refusing an offer for an interview.

That's my what.


 No.58256

>>58253

>eugenics

It's still around, it's just been renamed as genetic counseling, abortion rights and other stuff.


 No.58257

>>58255

I applied for the job like, six months ago.

Their fault for contacting me when I got a different job. But I dont want to burn bridges.


 No.58258

>sperg

Is that to do with Asperger? A sperg ers?

Is that what that is all about?


 No.58259

>>58257

What's the position? Is it significantly different, over, under qualified or is it just a completely different job? I see the interview as a way to get your foot in the door, if it's somewhere you want to work later on if it is a harder position to get into to. If you are working at the moment that can be a polite way of getting around it telling them that.


 No.58260

>>58253

It's called Chadification these days, the most desired traits in man will live on through the roasties and their preferences.


 No.58261

>>58258

Yes. didn't you know that?


 No.58262

File: 7051b3bd0896752⋯.jpg (105.11 KB, 500x750, 2:3, 1404960283394.jpg)

>>58251

Rhymes with spermicide

>>58258

You just caught up


 No.58263


 No.58264

File: fb829c7c99cb3d1⋯.png (473.93 KB, 464x651, 464:651, 1468019113791.png)

>>58262

>>58261

Aspergers

It all makes sense now.


 No.58265

>>58259

Just answer the question youfag


 No.58266

File: 51f2245be631485⋯.jpg (308.27 KB, 1024x698, 512:349, Peacock,_East_Park,_Hull_-….jpg)

>>58260

That's called sexual selection, and it's why male Indian peafowl, male birds of paradise and other male animals have evolved stupid features that make them more susceptible to predation.


 No.58267

>>58266

Like my big penis that gets in the way when I run?


 No.58268

>>58265

I have in my first post and your attitude isn't appreciated:

>You will have to keep the lying going though when asked in the future. >>58250

I cannot provide a more honest answer if you are just going to be vague and expecting me to fill the gaps when I do not know your situation. I don't know even know the sector you want to or even are working in. The job for the interview could be in one department that's hiring for a job and you are applying for a job in a different department, so it doesn't matter if the bridge with the cleansing services is burned when you want to apply for a desk job inputting data in excel documents as a junior accountant. HR may have seen so many CV it doesn't matter.


 No.58269

>>58268

>How do I say "Hey I wont be coming for the interview but I hope you call me again in the future" in a formal way?

<Starts typing an essay on completely irrelevant tripe

Take your meds


 No.58270

>>58267

Possibly, but you would need to do further research. If there is a correlation between massive schlongs and reproductive success it might not be causative. Giant dongers might merely be a side effect of combinations of genes that attract women for other reasons.

I dunno. I don't spend a lot of time studying other guys' bowel trowels.


 No.58271

File: 18478f2d2687057⋯.png (34.19 KB, 329x599, 329:599, 3423655654234234.png)

>>58269

><Starts typing an essay on completely irrelevant tripe

My essays provide clarification on the statements I make. How was any of it irrelevant?

>Take your meds

My detailed understanding of a company has helped me land a job when other candidates had more experience and had previously worked with the company. I'll keep living in my delusional world.


 No.58272

poo caked anal beads


 No.58273

>>58272

Where did you find them? Mine dropped out last Friday.


 No.58274

Back in the 90's I was in a very famous tv show


 No.58275

>>58274

Weren't we all!


 No.58276

>>58274

Back in the 90s I was in my mum


 No.58277

>>58274

Were you Mr Squiggle?


 No.58278

File: c92197554034ca4⋯.jpeg (24.68 KB, 437x337, 437:337, images (2).jpeg)

>>58205

Good OP, OP. There needs to be more emu posting around here tbh.


 No.58279

>>58274

Don Burke?


 No.58280

File: a639cfa159c332b⋯.jpg (65.38 KB, 395x500, 79:100, cb721c763446800e815cbf9984….jpg)

>>58276

And now in the 2010s, I am.


 No.58281

absolutely exhausted

might be an early one for me tonight NEETs


 No.58282

File: 6abc6f6da3b6918⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 40.56 KB, 500x375, 4:3, emu.jpg)

>>58278

Gee I wonder who is behind this post


 No.58283

>>58281

Good job neeto, sleep well


 No.58284

File: 4c00b2e402acb07⋯.jpeg (17.89 KB, 459x321, 153:107, images (4).jpeg)

>>58282

Well bantered tbh


 No.58285

File: 47218371c72cb30⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 152.62 KB, 602x900, 301:450, Asio.jpg)


 No.58286

>>58285

That's quite a long, erect one


 No.58287

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.58288

>>58287

Is there significance to the posting of this song?


 No.58289

>>58286

The throatest with the mostest


 No.58290

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>58288

The cool, suave moves of country pop is how you into a gf


 No.58291

>>58290

>>58287

Something about his eyes is offputting.


 No.58292

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>58291

It's the chad gaze.

Irresistible to the opposite sex.


 No.58293

>>58292

That is the mental illness gaze. I have seen it before in the mirror.


 No.58294

Aboriginal impregnation


 No.58295

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.58296

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>58293

I bet you fall for that chunky NEET everyday.

>this song is sung by the guy with the eye patch, it's pretty good


 No.58297

Aboriginal aborition


 No.58298

>>58296

>Punished Ray

That is actually an okay song.


 No.58299

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>58298

>Ray

Are you a fan? How do you know his name?

A few of them sung


 No.58300

>>58299

>How do you know his name?

I watched the video.


 No.58301

>>58299

>A few of them sung

That guy is Ringo tier.


 No.58302

Oh, also, while I was at the doctors I asked for a general checkup and the cunt spent literally two minutes percussing my chest and upper back to check for lung problems, then said I was healthy???

He was using some software to select from a list of blood checks and while he was doing this, he told me that the major risk factors for men my age are sexual behavior and smoking and over-drinking, so I should get an STD check in addition to iron levels and other normal stuff. When I told him that I wouldn't need any sexual health checks, he just silently unticked the boxes for gonorrhea and a few other STDs.

If someone said that to me I'd tell them that even in a committed relationship STDs can be a problem. Instead, he just took me at my word. Am I really so much of a fucking virgin that he could just tell by looking at me? ffs


 No.58303

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>58300

>>58301

Ray is my favourite but the guy with sexy eyes (Dennis) made the big hits.


 No.58304

>>58302

Did you want the finger in the bum?


 No.58305

>trying to stick to my diet

>cracked and just downed an entire pack of caramel popcorn and a Curly Wurly

I am weak and will not survive.


 No.58306

>>58303

A lot of bands have a dynamic like that. It can cause tensions.


 No.58307

>>58305

You need to get that shit out of the house to reduce temptation.


 No.58308

>>58307

Yeah that ones entirely on me, I cracked and bought it while I was out for entirely different reasons.

Oh well. No use beating myself up. Just gotta try.


 No.58309

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.58310

File: b9e9c1d20d3b5e5⋯.jpg (21.17 KB, 252x391, 252:391, 3932318_orig.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs. Don't let your meat loaf.


 No.58311

>>58310

Good Night Early Sleeper NEET


 No.58312

>>58310

Good night NEET.


 No.58313

Canberra trip NEET are you out there?


 No.58314

>>58310

Very, very early. Good night.


 No.58315

Dripping wet NEET


 No.58316

>>58315

Have a towel


 No.58317

>>58290

Will Taylor Swift work?


 No.58318

>>58307

But you can't overeat if you never purchase any food


 No.58319

>>58316

I'm sitting on one.

>>58317

I don't know, anything under 30 is a child. I go for women.


 No.58320

>>58319

How old is too old for you, neeto?


 No.58321

>>58320

I'm yet to find that limit.


 No.58322

>>58321

Is Queen Lizzy out of your range?


 No.58323

>>58321

Impressive NEET standards.


 No.58324

File: dcc3e592cfd9830⋯.jpg (303.16 KB, 914x1280, 457:640, liz.jpg)

>>58322

I'd do it just so I could say I have.


 No.58325

>>58321

What is the oldest crone you have fapped to?


 No.58326

File: 82302ddf7b4872b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 15.31 KB, 300x250, 6:5, 82302ddf7b4872b1c876691516….jpg)

>that feel when tfw refreshed


 No.58327

>>58325

I'll need to check my logs.


 No.58328

Just called up my mate to say that I probably wont have time to go driving about for a while because of volunteering and course. I feel guilty about it. He's ok and gets it though and I got to do what I got to do. Feel bad for the dog too, he hasn't been for a drive in nearly a fortnight I think.


 No.58329

File: 5e7612fbecc9dcb⋯.png (132.25 KB, 1148x1137, 1148:1137, 1523682652046.png)

>ate a two pack of woolies bakery ham and cheese croissants

>My fitness pal said 393 Cals

>So hungry didn't realise that was the count for a single ham and cheese croissant

>400 Cals over target


 No.58330

>>58328

I'm sure he'll be glad you're doing things for your future


 No.58331

>>58329

EatNEET


 No.58332

>>58329

Just lower your calorie target by 200 for the next two days. You can do it, buddy


 No.58333

Evening NEETs, just cracked open a bottle of Dan's finest clean-skin vino. What's doing?


 No.58334

>>58333

I'm enjoying a beer and some comfy neetposting


 No.58335

>>58333

Feeling quite depressed mate


 No.58336

>>58329

At least there's some sort of nutritional value in them unlike with the other NEET that gorged on popcorn and chocolate.


 No.58337

>>58333

Working on this script to try and work out obvious pacing issues. Ended up posting my reviews in a 4/v/ thread to see what they said, and the only comment was that I should remove background noise.


 No.58338

>>58332

Might just stick to 1500 tommorow

Only ended up at just under 2k today which is still about a 1k deficit


 No.58339

>>58338

Good job neeto. Don't beat yourself up over minor binges if you're doing good overall.


 No.58340

>>58212

Only 2 pieces shy of a completed border. I wanted to buy one or two puzzles from a 2nd-hand store but am broke till Monday. Do you listen to music while doing the puzzle?


 No.58341

>>58334

Nice, hope I don't fuck up the comfy round here.

>>58335

An extremely familiar feel.

>>58337

You're one of the few productive-NEETs here, keep up the good literal work.


 No.58342

>>58341

>hope I don't fuck up the comfy round here.

As long as you're not narky that's unlikely, our standards are not very high


 No.58343

>>58340

No I don't listen to music while doing the puzzle. It is not in an area of the house where I have any speakers.


 No.58344

>>58341

>You're one of the few productive-NEETs here, keep up the good literal work.

Thanks, bruv.

It feels just okay to get stuff done. Comfortably depressed NEETs shouldn't beat themselves up over it.


 No.58345

>>58343

I used to listen to ABC classic FM when puzzling. Made me feel like an intelligent cunt. Why do those chairs have plastic on the cushions?


 No.58346

>>58326

How about a picture of wojak and pepe, wojak despairing as he notices how much longer pepe's censor blackout box is than his.


 No.58347

>>58346

I like to imagine Wojak is better endowed than Pepe


 No.58348

>>58345

They came with plastic on them and I see no reason to remove it right now. I only removed the plastic from the one I sit on all the time at my computer desk.


 No.58349

>>58329

Can you compensate by having a wank?. How many calories do you burn by having a wank?


 No.58350

>>58342

I can be a rather rude arsehole when shit-faced, but that's a fair way away.

>>58344

>It feels just okay to get stuff done

It certainly does.


 No.58351

>>58349

You gain them all back after you swallow.


 No.58352

>>58351

It's replacing useless calories with pure protein though


 No.58353

>>58330

Maybe. I hope so.


 No.58354

>>58324

She's writing about rape


 No.58355

>>58333

Had a bath, then packed my lunchbox (I don't think I've done that in over 10 years) and have been watching bojack horseman. I stopped watching it in season 2 o 3 I think and recently downloaded 4 seasons of it so I'm going through all of it again.


 No.58356

>>58329

EAT MORE


 No.58357

>>58354

She rapes Philip every night.


 No.58358

>>58351

That's why I always spit

>>58349

A brief search of the internet suggests that it's about 100 calories per wank. So if crossaintNEET can manage 4 wanks before falling asleep tonight, he can wank his way out of trouble.


 No.58359

>>58330

>>58353

Some people do not like to see their friends succeed or rise in life above their own position. These are toxic people generally.


 No.58360

>>58341

>productive-NEETs

Bright shadows.


 No.58361

>>58359

He has dropped lines that make me doubt he wants me to improve, he's a good guy in own way but yeah, I think he kind of wants others to stagnate with him.


 No.58362

File: 57dad55a4db36a3⋯.png (61.44 KB, 1228x1502, 614:751, fat wojak.png)

>>58355

I have a lunch briefcase


 No.58363

I am off to bed NEETs. Goodnight to you all, and a special good night to my lunchbox NEET.

I will see you tomorrow, bright and early.


 No.58364

>>58355

Isn't it a little early to be packing your lunch?

>bojack horseman

Never heard of it


 No.58365

>>58363

Good night fellow NEET, sleep sweetly


 No.58366

>>58361

You can feel sorry for such a person, but don't underestimate their power to harm you.


 No.58367

>>58362

bigboi

>>58363

>bright and early.

Good to hear, I'll be leaving home by 7.

>up at 5

Sweet dreams Early bird NEET, pleasant dreams.


 No.58368

>>58364

I'm too unorganised and slow in the morning to do it.


 No.58369

Think I'm going to ditch wraps. At least those square tiny ones that just tear constantly, fuck the calorie count when you can't wrap a wrap.


 No.58370

Extreme aboriginal penis


 No.58371

>>58368

What have you packed?

Any fudge?


 No.58372

>>58366

I've gone out of my way a few times to find out stuff that could help his employment prospects a few times but he is happy just smoking pot and living on the doll. Which is ok, he's still my mate.

I used to spend a few full days with him every week smoking cones and just hanging out. Now I only see him once every couple weeks for a few hours and now it's sort of like we have nothing to talk about. That's part of the reason I drive about with him, just sitting at mine gets very boring and he seems to be able to do it for ages.


 No.58373

>>58371

Two salami, pickled onion and cheese sandwiches on burger buns with balsamic beetroot relish and a mango yoghurt.


 No.58374

>>58371

Also, no fudge after the blood thing this morning.


 No.58375

>>58372

>just sitting at mine gets very boring and he seems to be able to do it for ages

You probably used to be able to do it for ages too. You are not the person you used to be, and that is a good thing.


 No.58376

File: d27ec594ef573a6⋯.png (56.19 KB, 645x729, 215:243, brain.png)

I did a poo and forgot to take a picture


 No.58377

>>58373

Extremely fancy/10, but damn they sound delicious. Made a regular old ham sandwich today but used beetroot instead of tomato and the sweetness of the former made it so much more enjoyable.


 No.58378

>>58362

Dedicated neets have a lunch suitcase. And pack backpacks for morning and afternoon tea. And they don't even have jobs.


 No.58379

>>58374

IIRC excessive beetroot consumption can have an effect on the colouring of urine/poop


 No.58380

Im ugly and smell unusual


 No.58381

fuck i wish kfc was open 24/7


 No.58382

>>58375

It's mostly because I stopped smoking pot.

>>58377

Actual beetroot sounds good, the thing I have is just a chutney with some grated beetroot in it.

>>58378

That much dedication is almost wagie-tier

>>58379

Nah, I don't think that was it. I did a big poo.


 No.58383

>>58380

You are beautiful and fragrant.


 No.58384

>>58381

They should still be open.


 No.58385

>>58384

they close in 20 minutes and by the time i get my ass in gear and drive there they'd be closed


 No.58386

>>58384

There are 24 hour macca's places. Go there and order some 20 packs of chicken nuggets.


 No.58387

>>58382

>Actual beetroot sounds good

I only ever have canned, but it is nice with a sweet flavour whereas your common store-bought tomato is bland as hell. Really wished I was dead tbqh.

>>58383

Thank you, but excessive goon consumption does have a negative effect on BO.


 No.58388

>>58380

i haven't showered in 2 weeks and my balls smell like mustard gas


 No.58389

>>58385

Takes 'em 30 minutes to cook a batch of chook so yeah you'll only get what's already been cooked if any. Get up early tomorrow and try their breakfast menu for me.


 No.58390

File: 1d1e56484a765e0⋯.png (9.58 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 0ba.png)

>tfw shower and clean sheets


 No.58391

File: 6e3a7f4266f176d⋯.jpg (183.55 KB, 600x799, 600:799, CKhhqBBWUAgWh1I.jpg)

>>58378

Don't forget to pack something to drink.


 No.58392

File: 1795221810995e3⋯.png (168.18 KB, 600x600, 1:1, wojak thinking about nuggi….png)

>>58385

do >>58386

>some 20 packs


 No.58393

File: 630f662b7499baa⋯.jpg (128.97 KB, 265x395, 53:79, my opinions sustain me.jpg)

>>58390

>tfw grubby and crusty sheets, and sweaty, and unshowered NEET


 No.58394

>>58387

>Really wished I was dead tbqh.

That came out of nowhere.


 No.58395

>>58386

>>58392

alright will do m8s, maccas has fucking good nuggets anyway


 No.58396

>>58393

Take a bath and clean your sheets feral.


 No.58397

>>58388

You could use them to rob places. Just walk into a bank and unzip it, then watch everyone succumb to the deadly sack fragrance emanating forth.


 No.58398

>>58391

What are those drinks?


 No.58399

>>58397

>the deadly sack fragrance emanating forth.

heh


 No.58400

>>58395

Please take pics and vid of you eating them. I'm so desperate for human interaction.


 No.58401

>>58345

>ABC classic FM

I listen to that too (still got "working class" in that ABC quiz though). I like how it all sounds like music I've never heard before yet at the same time is comfy familiar.


 No.58402

File: af71f33b8e41668⋯.jpg (477.86 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, nuggets-1.jpg)

>>58392

>>58395

Eat. Grow large and mighty neetbros.


 No.58403

>>58402

I hope you are not planning on sharing, there seems to be a lot of people around that table.


 No.58404

File: 95aab46e8d235f3⋯.png (106.78 KB, 800x388, 200:97, exit.png)

>>58402

>tfw i could eat that in one sitting


 No.58405

File: c38c3503b215f79⋯.jpg (71.77 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, Body Of CDC Doctor Who Exp….jpg)

File: 0f8969b6ba90bb4⋯.jpg (207.06 KB, 720x778, 360:389, augmented_delegates.jpg)

>>58245

Autism doesn't real, it's nerve damage from vaccines + maladaptive behaviors. It's classified as autism because the chronic nature of the "condition" can ensure chronic treatment $$$.


 No.58406

>>58405

Another Monk tease flag.


 No.58407

>>58223

>take photos for the guess-who's-a-neet game

Please, please do this NEET.


 No.58408

i havent had a solid shit in months

all i eat is kfc, 2 minute noodles, sweet chilli tendies and instant mash potato with tuna and all i drink is goon


 No.58409

>>58408

I honestly can't remember posting this


 No.58410

File: f0830c267f07b9e⋯.jpg (209.17 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, Yonetani2.jpg)

Goodnight NEETS


 No.58411

>>58403

Sharing is communism. If you can't go to KFC and finish off an entire giant feast on your own, the russians will win.


 No.58412

>>58409

>how to fix the dribbling shit problem

After your first post I was going to suggest you need to add more depression to your life. Now I just think you just need less goon.


 No.58413

>>58410

Nighty night oriental girl enthusiast.


 No.58414

File: 18ed17b48415705⋯.jpg (60.19 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, karen.jpg)

>>58410

Goodnight Miss Yonetani. Did anyone ever tell you you look exactly like Karen from Kin-iro Mosaic?


 No.58415

>>58410

nighty night


 No.58416

>>58398

goon bottles for manlets


 No.58417

>>58414

Are you blind, karenneet?


 No.58418

>>58412

that second guy wasnt me lmao


 No.58419

>>58398

You'd have to ask Dan - I just drink them. He packs them for my school lunch.


 No.58420

>>58410

Good night, though I fear you're on your way to an unhealthy obsession with cute Japs.


 No.58421

>>58412

This, >>58418. I was remarking on how similar his lifestyle is to mine.


 No.58422

Sweet dreams beloved NEETs


 No.58423

>>58398

They're for alcoholics who think they can wean themselves off of Dan's delicious teat


 No.58424

>>58417

You gotta wonder how anime artists look at japanese girls, and decided they should be drawn to look like anime girls.

>>58421

We're all doing the same shit, brothers united by our faeces.


 No.58425

Good night neets. Tomorrow is going to be a shit day but I look forward to shitposting with you when it's over.

>>58422

y-you too


 No.58426

File: 7f930885cc5fdb6⋯.jpg (83.24 KB, 525x326, 525:326, 7f930885cc5fdb683c507b2e9b….jpg)

>>58423

>wean themselves from Dan's teat

Not even in your dreams.


 No.58427

>>58425

Well that's it, the party's over. Good night, sleep well and I'll shitpost with you tomorrow.


 No.58428

is there a way i can lose weight but still get drunk everyday or do i have to give it up

i could probably do it if i could still get drunk but without it i dunno its a tough sell


 No.58429

>tfw still not an aboriginal millionaire sniffing that sweet sweet premium 97-octane petrol

>tfw you're not in contention with the local government over your $4500 parcel of privately-owned land


 No.58430

>>58428

Bullimia or whoever it is nyuo spell its


 No.58431

>>58428

Hardcore skele alcos usually get that way because prioritise drinking over eating. They get a large amount of their caloric intake from the alcohol.


 No.58432

>>58381

There's secret KFC's open 24hr for executives only staffed by skele prisoners of war


 No.58433

>>58432

THose are peopoles's homes oujre berakding ito fanocut.!


 No.58434

>tfw incoherent

Goon night lads


 No.58435

>>58434

Night night & thanks. I'm new here but now I understand why all you neets go to bed so early.


 No.58436

>>58435

To get up and rape people on their early morning jogs


 No.58437

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

In one of my overly emotional late night moods and the feels are hitting hard

My nostalgia music isn't helping either

Time for me to go to sleep before I embarrass myself, take it easy NEETs


 No.58438

File: 4f5fc4bff99ec48⋯.png (306.77 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 1461165979257.png)

chad DJ failed normie neet reporting in

havent posted in a while, apart from literal shit posts

>go job in January

>is the finance sector, working with banks and stocks and all gay shit

>$1000 a week after tax, no overtime

>first day is fine

>second day get told i have to come in at 8.30 … even through contract is 9 - 5.30

>2 weeks of training and im on my own

>2 people leave the company

>5.30 finishes become 6pm finishes

>February around 3 people leave company

>they give me more work even tho i dont even know my shit and dont have access to some programs and shit

>March

>now anon at the start of each month, its really hard we have to do more bullshit reports

>okay

>Goodguy1 will teach you

>goodguy1 barely has time to teach me

>doing more work

>6pm finishes everyday

>cunt1 hounds me to learn how to do reports

>when do i have time cunt

>goodguy1 finishes later than i do

>April

>anon can u do all those reports

>s-s-ure

>goodguy1 is in before 8 finishes at 7pm regularly, this health is declining.

>working till 7 pm last three weeks

>3 times till 9pm

>eat lunch at my desk, and go for walk instead of hour lunch

>do 22/25 reports

>cunt1 says anon you didnt do 3! reports

>also i did these reports that arnt due for a week so you didnt do 9 reports!

>meeting with management today who basically told me to get fucked cunt1 said you dont work hard enough

>tell that i worked overtime for 3 weeks.

>anon just put in the hours, look at goodguy1

>goodguy1 has been losing it the last 2 weeks, told me he's worried about it health, his family (mum and dad he;s 27) want him to quit, hates management, feels stressed

>nearly lose it a management

>ask them to clarify my working hours

>"8.30 - 5.30 are normal but you have to do overtime."

>okay but why does my contract say 9 - 5.30, did company lie to me?

>management flip flops, says timing is flexible, threatens me and then says im aggressive

>finish tonight at 7

>goodguy1 is still there

>took tomorrow off

>i know management didnt really know because i got the idiot boss to approve it

>420 tomorrow

>in 10 minutes

>this a 420 post BLAZE IT FAGGOT I NOT BEEN HIGH FOR SO LONG

>talk to goodguy1 as im leaving, hes cool with weed, he says he might not come in tomorrow because he'll have to do my work and its fucked

>tfw management are going to be fucked tomorrow and im getting high

HELL YEAH CUNTS


 No.58439

File: ec6ceb19d15c5c7⋯.jpeg (16.04 KB, 358x411, 358:411, images (32).jpeg)

My tiny fuck up spiralled into a bigger one. I went to KFC got a boxed meal then fucked up.

I need to stop this, I had strung almost a week under 1500 Cals daily then I go sperg out like this.


 No.58440

Anyone ITT


 No.58441

>>58439

>1500

Too few tbh, not sustainable, of course you're going to be hungry and flip out. That micro managing shit didn't work for me. I just stopped eating anything with added sugar. Breddy gud. No cravings for it anymore, easy steady weight loss. Don't have to think about what I'm going to eat and I'll never fricken weigh anything again.


 No.58442

>>58441

What do you eat on an average day?


 No.58443

>>58440

Yes

>>58438

Tomorrow is going to be a big day. 4/20 is also the führers birthday, so theres two reasons to party.


 No.58444

>>58438

>failed normie

looks pretty normie to me anon, suffering wageslavery is normal after all


 No.58445

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

What's it like, 4am?

Nothing can stop me. I did it. Review done. Best one yet, I must say, think I really improved the pacing.

No harm in posting this one since it's for a 10 year old game nobody in their right mind actually cares about, just practicing.


 No.58446

Good morning dear NEETs.


 No.58447

>>58445

That was great, probably the best yet.

The comment pop up's look cool, I think it was worth it.


 No.58448

File: 1e7454d4a3ac077⋯.jpg (40.61 KB, 501x585, 167:195, chinese-merchant.jpg)

Good morning neets. We start today with a question about Australia's future - when the chinks rule Australia, how will things be different? Will they tolerate african gangs and muslim terrorists or exterminate them? Will they end the welfare state? Will they resettle whites into reservations out in the bush or simply wipe us out?


 No.58449

>>58448

Do you wake up thinking about this shit?


 No.58450

>>58448

Former, yes, latter

>>58449

>Not thinking about the future of the White race

Fuck you, you slanty eyed subhuman. Go eat a baby.


 No.58451

>>58445

Just went through all your stuff, nothing illustration and lickity split are amazing.


 No.58452

>>58445

>(((steam)))


 No.58453

>>58452 ←– (((this guy)))


 No.58454

>>58446

Good morning mate.

I am off to walk Doggo now.


 No.58455

(((>>58453)))


 No.58456

>>58454

Dont forget to dress your dog warmly


 No.58457

File: 6941ad6dabe76eb⋯.jpg (117.19 KB, 546x700, 39:50, b36b6b3fa0d33bdd7a369c64cb….jpg)


 No.58458

>>58457

>Trying to use /pol/ as an insult

>Acting like defending the White race is bad in any way

Stop using computers and the internet that the White man created and fuck off back to your shithole you disgusting subhuman


 No.58459

>>58458

An appalling post.


 No.58460

>>58458

>Acting like defending the White race is bad in any way

but you're not doing that, you're a greasy friendless fuck that nobody likes posting on 8ch and the only thing you'll ever save is interracial porn videos you like.


 No.58461

>>58459

>>58460

Who let the shitskins in?


 No.58462

>>58461

You must be new around here.


 No.58463

>>58462

So this is the shitskin containment site?


 No.58464

File: fb19f3c963146fc⋯.jpg (80.08 KB, 1140x475, 12:5, 1438665228395.jpg)

>>58461

do you run around the house is a suit of armor yelling deus vault until mummy tells you to stop?


 No.58465

>>58463

No, we just don't talk about /pol/tier stuff.


 No.58466

>>58464

No I have a job and my own place.

>>58465

>Anything other than talking about how worthless you are and how big a leech on society you are is /pol/

Okay shitskin


 No.58467

>>58466

>No I have a job and my own place.

I doubt that, but even if you did then why are you here?


 No.58468

>>58467

Because /aus/ died.

Not everyone's a worthless leech here anon.


 No.58469

>>58468

how do you have time so save the white race AND work at woolworths m8??


 No.58470

>>58468

>worthless leech

stop spouting your anti-NEET propaganda here. NEETs contribute nothing to the system that destroys your beloved race, they even take resources away from it. At the same time, your productivity, or at least a part of it, is contributing to this system. By doing that, you do more damage to the white race than someone who just says fuck it, I'm leaving this parody of a society.


 No.58471

Doggo and I got back just before the rain hit. Thunder has upset him.


 No.58472

>>58471

Give him a pat


 No.58473

>>58471

Must've been an exciting walk, I'll wait until this evening for one.


 No.58474

Mugged by mosquitoes again during the night, I don't know where they're getting in. I had 10cm-sized welts on my face, so f'ing uncomfortable and hard to fall back to sleep when you're unable to locate and/or kill the flying pricks.

>tfw didn't wake up an aboriginal millionaire


 No.58475

File: 2b486f81ee61b92⋯.png (2.07 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out061378.png)

Good morning NEETs. I hope you've all remembered to say "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White children." first thing in the morning for good fortune.


 No.58476

>>58448

>Good morning neets. We start today with a question about Australia's future - when the chinks rule Australia, how will things be different? Will they tolerate african gangs and muslim terrorists or exterminate them? Will they end the welfare state? Will they resettle whites into reservations out in the bush or simply wipe us out?

Rule by chinks would be vastly preferable to muslims, niggers, and abbos living among us


 No.58477

>>58474

Do you at least have 97 sniff?


 No.58478

>>58474

The worst thing is that whine they make at the edge of your capacity to hear so you can never be sure if there's one in the room or if the one you killed was the last one etc.

>10cm-sized welts

Allergic?


 No.58479

>58460

>but you're not doing that, you're a greasy friendless fuck that nobody likes posting on 8ch and the only thing you'll ever save is interracial porn videos you like.

This is what the word "projection" was invented for, this moment


 No.58480

>>58475

80th time i've read it this week just tired of the bullshit. in principle it's fine.


 No.58481

>>58476

Good morning Wong


 No.58482

>>58447

>>58451

>>58452

Thanks, my dudes! Definitely one of the most fun ones to do. Also finally managed to get rid of background noise on the mic pickup without fucking up the whole audio thing.

Think I'm gonna go sleep for another hour.


 No.58483

>>58445

Great stuff mate. Really enjoyed it.


 No.58484

>>58483

Thanks, mang. I'll have to concentrate on making that pacing faster, the opening is still a bit slow in retrospect.


 No.58485

>>58484

I also enjoyed watching it. I do not see anything particular wrong with the pacing. You explain everything in enough detail and cover all the points. The length of your video is definitively tolerable, as in I cannot stand new reviews on products/games/services that go for 10+ minutes and involve people slowly opening products or fumbling around. You didn't do that.


 No.58486

Trying to go back to sleep never works, does it.

>>58485

Cheers, man, you've got a bunch of good points there. Well I'll just continue to passively work at the quality, but otherwise absolutely, yeah, just keep that script tight.

Last thing I want is for the review show to become hyper-formulaic. You know the types.


 No.58487

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Good morning mateys!

I'm feeling pretty okay this morning and I have the day off, so have a nice upbeat song :)


 No.58488

Just turned down an interview offer from Australia post

Applicants had be <115kg


 No.58489

>>58488

Our executive friends continue to be discriminated against.


 No.58490

>>58488

You should have just said you were losing weight and should be at that weight before your start date.


 No.58491

>>58489

I think the problem is their bikes cannot handle executive weight, they need to upgrade the electric motors and frame strength.


 No.58492

>>58491

If the bike broke whilst riding it I see workers comp then a direct pathway to the DSP.


 No.58493

>>58489

qq

>>58490

I wasnt sure they'd take that excuse. And didn't want to stand in front of people and say that I'm too fat to take the job currently.

>>58491

I thought it was the brakes?


 No.58494

Are there any jobs where you have to be >115 kg?


 No.58495

>>58492

>DSP Application due to bike seat pole penetrating anus

>>58493

>I thought it was the brakes?

Maybe, I'm not sure how much weight the electric motors in the bikes can haul, you also have to factor in all the mail and parcels you would be carrying too, the motorbikes probably wouldn't be much better, they have a tiny 110cc engine that makes like 15hp, for comparison my bike that has 42hp has a maximum load of 120kg.


 No.58496

>>58494

Bike tester


 No.58497

>>58495

The bikes dont go by just the electric motor, it's there to assist the pedalling


 No.58498

>>58496

When I was a kid I used to really want to be a game tester because I thought it was about playing games before everyone else got to.


 No.58499

>>58498

From what I understand from Employable me if you have autism to start the continuous repetition in a game to documented issues then it could be the job for you.


 No.58500

>>58497

How far can an executive peddle before he runs out of breath and only starts using the electric motor?


 No.58501

>>58500

A true executive should rip off the electric motor and install a petrol powered one.


 No.58502

>>58501

>not installing a goon powered engine


 No.58503

File: dbbf3582a52859a⋯.gif (64.1 KB, 300x100, 3:1, dbbf3582a52859a697e660010c….gif)


 No.58504

>>58502

>Not just chaning a skele up and using him as a horse


 No.58505

File: 29df14130be6b55⋯.gif (1.22 MB, 366x333, 122:111, f6377b3721bcaaed246657c30d….gif)

Become refreshed!


 No.58506

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>58498

>>58499 (checked)

Just need to tighten up the graphics a little bit.


 No.58507

>>58475

4/20 raise it.


 No.58508

>>58448

Most importantly, who will make the baby formula?


 No.58509

>>58477

Thankfully I'm not that degenerate

>>58478

Not allergic, they were that large due to me being asleep and the mozzies could indulge in a nice long suck.


 No.58510

>>58505

Made a 'spider' using PepsiMAX and good old vanilla ice cream.


 No.58511

>>58510

With vodka?


 No.58512

File: 9a0c6c1f572c159⋯.png (9.15 KB, 298x420, 149:210, we're going to make it.png)

>>58470

>NEETs contribute nothing to the system that destroys your beloved race, they even take resources away from it.

Everything that gets paid to neets gets spent that same week because they don't give you enough to save. It's a constant economic stimulus that helps the normie economy. It helps keep inflation, unemployment and interest rates low which creates the market confidence for normies to use credit to spend more than they have and live larger lives than they deserve. They should be giving us a NEETparty instead of complaining.


 No.58513

File: d91616e0a2bdbe7⋯.png (363.34 KB, 5000x5000, 1:1, prototypical wojak.png)

lol@ being a kissless virgin into adulthood


 No.58514

>>58513

lol @ me


 No.58515

File: c1f2e2816ab8fa4⋯.jpg (177.98 KB, 600x539, 600:539, 1524123996078.jpg)

>tfw 500 calorie lunch


 No.58516

File: 877cecb1bb17f56⋯.jpg (344.7 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 818BD65.jpg)


 No.58517

File: 2e168f7396ea8c7⋯.png (442.79 KB, 800x1182, 400:591, 1524133672053.png)

Damn


 No.58518

>>58513

You just described most men in the history of history. It's only in recent times, since (((contra-ception))) that sex has become a recreational activity. The fact that it is still perversely viewed as a rite of passage shows how jewed (poisoned) our modern existence has become. And we were born in the middle of this shit so it seems normal. Key point neet, you are living the experience of your ancestors. Don't beat yourself up because you think you are living an abnormal or inferior life. Take the ironpill, be proud of your stoicism.


 No.58519

>>58515

That's not too bad, I mean you could have a 500cal breakfast lunch and dinner which are pretty good size meals and you only top out at 1500cals which is pretty decent for weight loss.


 No.58520

>>58518

stoicism truly is the best philosophy for a NEET imo.


 No.58521

File: eee702c056bb133⋯.jpg (23.08 KB, 500x357, 500:357, nelson-ha-ha.jpg)

>>58517

>tfw we already left cuckchan

>and you have no arguments here

>/v/

Nice pic m8


 No.58522

>>58511

No, it was an innocent treat.


 No.58523

File: 232c8a32276aee8⋯.png (81.04 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 232c8a32276aee8629150611c1….png)

>>58522

Add a nip of vodka next time and make it a treat.


 No.58524

File: dd9f52d14781840⋯.jpg (7.07 KB, 183x275, 183:275, postcard.jpg)

did everyone remember to sing happy bday?


 No.58525

>>58507

shit. forgot to get weed. again.

neet life is when you can't be fucked even being a stoner.


 No.58526

>>58525

>tfw no one to buy weed off


 No.58527

>tfw she's the nicest person I've ever met

>tfw she tells me about how she fantasizes about us meeting

>tfw she tells me that she used to watch porn while masturbating but now she uses her imagination and implied she thinks of me

<tfw everything she says is striking my held-together-by-string-and-tape psyche like a gong

<tfw the impulsive actions are starting to come back and I was sat there stabbing a pencil into my leg without even realizing it when she was talking about masturbating to the thought of me

<tfw she knows I'm an executive but she hasn't seen below the fourth chin

<tfw know it will never be anything more than this and that it's going to be the death of me but I've literally never experienced anything like this before


 No.58528

>>58527

Why do you keep doing it? Why do you keep giving out your contact info and having these psychologically destructive online relationships?


 No.58529

>>58528

Maybe he subconsciously enjoys the abuse?


 No.58530

>>58528

I'm not that NEET. I haven't even had an online friend before her for about 8 months, before that the last online "relationship" I had was probably early 2015.


 No.58531

>>58524

Where do we send the wishes to though, where is the old boy buried?


 No.58532

>>58527

>>58530

Have a wank instead.


 No.58533

>>58532

Went three times yesterday, twice today. Need to give the little fella a break because it has been a while since I've wanked regularly.


 No.58534

Any NEETparties tonight?


 No.58535

>>58532

quality neet advice


 No.58536


 No.58537

>>58534

Mum grounded me for having sex with the dog again so Ill have to sneak out for neet parties


 No.58538

>>58534

Nah, I ran out of grog last night


 No.58539

>>58537

Naughty NEET.

>>58538

Mr Murphy's is open til late.


 No.58540

>>58539

if neetie ran out of grog, neetie rang out of money


 No.58541

>>58540

this is true, also I don't wanna ride my motorcycle in the rain


 No.58542

>>58541

Fair enough, I don't like riding in the rain either.


 No.58543

File: d9d6d4dc5a5bea2⋯.jpg (1.97 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, 15242055012101317455519.jpg)

Ate a whole pack of biscuits


 No.58544

>>58543

bigboi


 No.58545

>>58543

big big poos


 No.58546

>>58541

>>58542

i actually love riding in the rain bikerneetbois.

especially at night. the street reflecting the lights. love that shit.


 No.58547

>>58546

Night ride is always good, but rain sucks, even with my pretty good tyres its fairly sketchy.


 No.58548

File: 886cbbc8bf53569⋯.jpg (2.34 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 1524206714682591990488.jpg)

Gonna wash it down with some metamucil for a grand poo finale


 No.58549

>>58547

anyride is good ride


 No.58550

>>58548

Getting all fancy with the Himalayan pink fine table salt


 No.58551

>hit the goon too hard

>before i even realise what im doing i've been facebook stalking people i went to high school with for 20 minutes

why are we still here?

just to suffer?


 No.58552

File: 56dfacc7a96dec0⋯.png (623.01 KB, 1008x596, 252:149, Dan and Associates.png)

>>58551

>>hit the goon too hard


 No.58553

>>58551

>why are we still here?

To goon hard


 No.58554

>>58553

Goon hard or go home


 No.58555

>>58551

delete facebook. its retardation


 No.58556

>>58555

May be he's gathering wank fuel?


 No.58557

Breakfast

>Leftover Korean from last night

Lunch

>Burger and egg tart

Dinner

>Kebab and some indian rice thing

No wonder I'm fat


 No.58558

>>58556

your car doesnt care which petrol station you fill up at. neither does your wank stick


 No.58559

>>58524

Oh shit it's 4/20?

Wonder where I can score some weed here


 No.58560

File: f81ce6b2d07fb08⋯.jpg (71.19 KB, 747x754, 747:754, 1524199307619.jpg)

>>58557

>No wonder I'm fat


 No.58561

>>58527

Just send her the money through western union


 No.58562


 No.58563

>4/20

>new Sleep album just dropped

>no weed


 No.58564

>>58558

Premium wank fuel makes the car run smoother m8


 No.58565

File: 5c01c847b0e6b2b⋯.jpg (218.99 KB, 1028x1290, 514:645, snacks.jpg)

Has anyone tried this new product?


 No.58566

>>58565

ah man i was fucking at woolies today and i saw these but didn't feel like it at the time

i kind of want them now though


 No.58567

>>58566

(((marketing)))


 No.58568

>>58565

Eating them now with smoked salmon + dill dip. Not bad, but I don't know if they're good enough to survive the dog-eat-dog jungle of mass market consumer food.


 No.58569

>>58537

I don't see what's wrong with that, so long as you're making the animal happy why should it be illegal?


 No.58570

Aboriginal flatulence


 No.58571

Aboriginal abortion


 No.58572

Aboriginal rape


 No.58573

>>58568

You are not.


 No.58574

Aboriginal gape


 No.58575

Powerful executive


 No.58576

Inferior skele


 No.58577


 No.58578

File: ac2bba5a696aaa5⋯.jpeg (17.77 KB, 331x402, 331:402, images (82).jpeg)


 No.58579

>>58577

Thanks for the free (you). Another hard day of waging?


 No.58580

>>58577

Are you an aboriginal?


 No.58581

File: 27effae4a00bcd3⋯.png (145.03 KB, 450x720, 5:8, 1524126067012.png)

A cup of blend 43 has melted my insides

About to do a big poo


 No.58582

>>58581

Post a picture.


 No.58583

File: b8a5a9a6fa26250⋯.jpg (2.43 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 15242122581041281517891.jpg)

Got tonight's party sorted


 No.58584

>>58583

Fucking 10/10, NEET. Legendary.


 No.58585

>>58578

>>58579

>>58580

take your meds


 No.58586

>>58583

That executive sized toilet paper


 No.58587

>>58585

Continuous low quality banter.


 No.58588

>>58524

I did, NEET, I did.


 No.58589

>>58525

Your uncle in his comfy chair hated smoking. Degenerate.


 No.58590

>>58569

REPENT

>>58537

REPENT


 No.58591

File: f6acbd1fdec6fdc⋯.png (7.5 KB, 361x408, 361:408, f6acbd1fdec6fdca62fff6fb82….png)

>>58583

what's the metamucil stuff for?


 No.58592

>>58584

>>58586

It's unscented toilet paper so I can smell my creations better


 No.58593

>>58591

Creates big poos


 No.58594

>>58592

How thoughtful


 No.58595

>>58583

>no goon


 No.58596

>>58595

He can use goon as a mixer with that vodka


 No.58597

>>58595

The goon was holding the camera.


 No.58598

>>58596

Good old goonka


 No.58599

>>58515

I finally got that pic.

No one wants to sit next to the guy in the front because he is a fatty with cancer.

I hope you understand that reference


 No.58600

Back from my volunteering, was pretty cool. Went to an animal show and patted a snake.


 No.58601

>>58599

Only highest commanders in the skele army would be willing to engage him in battle.


 No.58602

>>58600

I am glad you had a good day. What sort of snake was it?


 No.58603

File: 808af5e05bc808a⋯.jpg (44.01 KB, 620x620, 1:1, b7c41a73f0dae8fd478d0b68a3….jpg)

>>58566

>>58566

Who were you fucking at Woollies? And where were you fucking them? Enquiring minds want to know.


 No.58604

>>58534

Today is not the day of the NEETs, the weekend belongs to them.


 No.58605

>>58600

Did the snake have a name? A few NEETs here have already petted their pet snakes today.


 No.58606

>>58603

I'm betting it was emuNEET's mother


 No.58607

>>58604

Sunday and Monday are the days of the NEETs.


 No.58608

>>58602

There were some pythons and some others I spent more time getting the clients to do shit, I didn't really pay attention. A few likes the snakes but most just liked the chickens and rabbits and stuff.

>>58605

You keep your snake from ejacting its venom at me.

>>58607

Tuesday morning is prime NEETery


 No.58609

Aboriginal envenomation


 No.58610

File: 4954a55bc0627f6⋯.jpg (60.87 KB, 750x500, 3:2, gurning (1).jpg)

Hey Metamucil NEETs, does it really make you do big, firm poos?

I have irritable Simon Cowells, so for me it's like shitting a sandpaper thickshake.


 No.58611

Aboriginal fauna


 No.58612

>>58601

He owns that bus


 No.58613

Taking a shit = buttsex

It doesn't make a difference that it's coming out instead of going in


 No.58614

>>58610

I'm not the name but it does. If you keep using it though you'll go back to the problems you had before because you can become dependent on it if you're using it for several days in a row or for extended periods of time


 No.58615

>>58613

The whole idea of doing a big poo is so it will give you an erection.

The visceral ribs over your prostate is the bigboi's gf.


 No.58616

>>58614

I'm probably doing it wrong. Figures.


 No.58617

>>58612

That's why a high commander had to take him on as he can call on an air strike for support.


 No.58618

>>58617

He's going to need RAA support if more execs get on.


 No.58619

>>58616

Just have a bigger dose. If you are just having it once a week you should be fine but you need to increase your fibre intake in other areas so your bowel doesn't become dependent on it. I think they call it lazy bowel when you abuse Metamucil too much


 No.58620

>>58610

If you wanna poo like the big boys you need three doses a day, make sure to take the stuff that doesn't show up on tests so you don't get disqualified from the competition


 No.58621

>>58618

If those executives are not well placed around the bus it'll tip. The weao skeles would just turn to dust when they slam into the roof. While the executives would remain unharmed.


 No.58622

>>58621

How did the execs even get on to the bus?


 No.58623

>You can drop a mouse down a thousand-yard mine shaft and, on arriving at the bottom, it gets a slight shock and walks away. A rat is killed, a man is broken, a horse splashes.

— J.B.S. Haldane, biologist

Skeles 1, executives 0.


 No.58624

>>58622

It's a direct route with a return path from Dan's


 No.58625

>>58623

kek the horse


 No.58626

>>58623

Aboriginal splatter?


 No.58627

>>58626

Aboriginal sputter


 No.58628

>>58627

Aboriginal prolapse


 No.58629

>>58628

Aboriginal relapse


 No.58630

>>58628

I like to lick prolapsed aboriginal colons after they take a big slimy goon shit


 No.58631

>>58630

Go to a remote aboriginal camp and set up a Dan's on the boundary of alcohol free zone.


 No.58632

>>58629

Aboriginal welfare


 No.58633

Aboriginie infestation


 No.58634

Aboriginal eradication


 No.58635

Aboriginal colonisation


 No.58636

Are these guys just wagies who knocked off and use /ausneets/ as a shitposting forum?


 No.58637

>>58636

I have been here all day…


 No.58638

>>58636

I'm a pure NEET.


 No.58639

>>58636

Are you take your meds NEET, is this simply a new angle for low quality posting?


 No.58640

The meds make me feel funny and behave in strange ways.


 No.58641

>>58640

Have you tried snorting them?


 No.58642


 No.58643

>>58640

>>58641

Put them up your bum


 No.58644

>>58643

I've tried that but they burn my bum


 No.58645

File: 6d84ae777123a6a⋯.jpeg (8.7 KB, 197x256, 197:256, haldane.jpeg)

>>58623

An executive won't fit down the mineshaft due to his awesome size. A skele, being halfway between a man and a rat, will fall and die. Checkmate skelles.

But also, kudos for quoting Haldane, an old school science writer and eugenicist nearly everyone has forgotten.


 No.58646

>>58645

Apart from throwing horses down and cunts down holes did he achieve anything meaningful for society?


 No.58647

File: b41c0665d06f271⋯.jpg (68.64 KB, 336x413, 48:59, ChadMorgan.jpg)

>>58623

Outstanding!

Also, I hope Metamucil NEETs realise that the active ingredient is psyllium husks, and you can buy bags of those for fuck-all in the health food section of the supermarket.

With Metamucil you pay 10x the price for the brand name plus sugar and orange dye.


 No.58648

File: 1ddcbc3ff86806e⋯.jpg (44.79 KB, 550x326, 275:163, palabora2.jpg)

>>58645

>An executive won't fit down the mineshaft due to his awesome size.

No worries mate.


 No.58649

>>58648

That shaft was caused by a CEO neet


 No.58650

>>58647

>psyllium husks

My brother feeds his autistic son some of that stuff to help him with his grenade-sized shits and it makes me wonder if there's something to the whole autism/gut microbiome meme.


 No.58651

>>58645

Just ignore the non-believer, skeles are delusional beings of fear that can't even begin to comprehend such a difference in power. They're scared of how weak they are, but when the time comes, they will learn the harsh lessons of reality.


 No.58652

>>58651

Dont be fooled, Skeles have the same amount of power as Executives but it's concentrated in their thin bodies more densely.


 No.58653

>>58650

It's probably more a diet issue than a gut issue. People with more severe autism have very restricted diets that would cause them to block up. Eating a diet 100% filled with processed foods causes it. Gut meme is just a meme. People have gone hundreds of years without worrying about their gut bacteria and have had a little issues in life.


 No.58654

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.58655

>>58652

The skeleton isn't a vessel for power, it's the frame to build upon. You're nothing but a fool if you think otherwise.


 No.58656

>>58653

I mean gut meme as in it needs cleansing or you need to eat specific supplements to help your gut bacteria. Foods can cause a stomach to be upset but that's a change in diet not gut bacteria.


 No.58657

>>58653

Chris chan shit his pants occasionally and he has terminal autism


 No.58658

>>58657

People on the spectrum have different needs. That's often the problem with these meme cures


 No.58659

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>58655

Those skeles are gonna be begging for mercy once executive barbarian gets out of prison


 No.58660

>>58659

I always feel awful but I enjoy listening to his yodeling


 No.58661

File: 8a1fdf9afc60af6⋯.jpg (93.41 KB, 1140x798, 10:7, 1524213396437.jpg)

Quite pungent my dear. Quite pungent indeed.


 No.58662

>>58659

Berserker Brother Jontron is quite a force to be reckoned with. Skeles don't deserve the honour of battling him.


 No.58663

>>58661

Lovely.


 No.58664

>>58650

You can't waterboard the autism out of a child's arsehole. Many parents have tried that and done much, much worse to their autistic kids in retarded attempts to try to "cure" them.


 No.58665

>>58659

This is horrifying.


 No.58666

>>58664

>You can't waterboard the autism out of a child's arsehole.

You really have a way with words you know that NEET?


 No.58667

My bed has been refreshed with clean sheets and pillowcase. My body has also been refreshed with soapy waters and hair conditioner. Just feels so comfy right now.


 No.58668

File: bc9a02e2b5f1d95⋯.png (418.92 KB, 613x913, 613:913, tfw.png)


 No.58669

>>58667

There is something so satisfying about slipping beneath some fresh sheets after having a shower.


 No.58670

>>58669

Especially if the shower is after a gym


 No.58671

>>58666

The coveted satanic get, missed it by 15 seconds.


 No.58672

>>58666

Parents gave their kids with autism bleach diluted enamas. I couldn't believe it but there were parenting forums talking about it and talking about what came out a couple of years back. Not only cleaning them out but giving them serious chemical burns.


 No.58673

>>58672

I remember one of my friends on facebook posting about this because her brother is a severe autist and going on about how wicked and cruel it is and how people should be locked up for doing it.


 No.58674

>>58673

It wasn't just a bunch of trolls to my original belief, at least there was a few parents among them. Some went to the extent of posting pictures. I thought it was advanced trolling but no that was some fucked up shit. It was getting close snuff tier posting that these parents forced these things on their vulnerable kids.


 No.58675

>>58674

From memory there was a lot of trolling or at least successful trolls around that time. I thought it was normie rage upset by the new phase of trolling. That's why I investigated the issue.


 No.58676

>>58672

That's some medieval type shit. Can you recall what was said about "what came out"?


 No.58677

>>58676

They literally thought it was a type of parasite that caused autism, but it was just them shitting out their intestinal lining because the bleach would make it peel off inside them.


 No.58678

>>58673

It IS wicked and cruel, and people SHOULD be locked up for doing it.


 No.58679

>>58676

It was this

>>58677

One image is burned into my mind. I wouldn't recommend typing anything into Google.


 No.58680

File: 1219c15cb3a928e⋯.jpg (356.08 KB, 2388x1470, 398:245, 1523202091966.jpg)

>>58666

That's very kind of you to say.


 No.58681

Autism is cause by evil spirits climbing up inside the bumhole and tormenting the victim with retardation


 No.58682

Aboriginal bum hole spirits


 No.58683

File: f30ede6a32c50f4⋯.jpeg (27.01 KB, 215x683, 215:683, images (11).jpeg)

>>58681

Plausible hypothesis tbh.


 No.58684

guys how do i cleanse the bumhole autism spirits


 No.58685

>>58684

A funnelled goon enema


 No.58686

File: 39e70201bcaafdb⋯.png (473.46 KB, 721x623, 103:89, I really really hate the C….png)

File: ce689d8714e78fb⋯.png (624.82 KB, 721x639, 721:639, Pooj eet a.png)


 No.58687

>>58686

Classic mainland Chinese

Are those pajeets discriminating against themselves?


 No.58688

>>58686

Monk would love that bottleshop.


 No.58689

>>58686

>Kangaroo dies in Chinese zoo after visitors throw rocks 'to make it hop'

The future of whites in Australia after the chink takeover.


 No.58690

File: 4c9585fee716902⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 133.21 KB, 720x480, 3:2, chrisfucksbarb.jpg)

>>58684

Chris found a way


 No.58691

>>58687

>Are those pajeets discriminating against themselves?

The sign was posted in another grog-shop not far from theirs.

>>58688

He invented the term 'poojeeta' after all

>>58689

A disturbingly accurate prophecy


 No.58692

File: 754932b6c046a5f⋯.jpg (28.57 KB, 550x335, 110:67, pajeet.jpg)

>>58686

>"It was a shock — I didn't know how to react," Cellarbations co-owner Sukoon Bedi said. "Our whole family was so anxious we pooped in the street in front of the store"


 No.58693

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>58660

I new I'd heard it somewhere before And it fits in with the board theme


 No.58694

god goon tastes like licking a dry asshole

are there any goons that taste good or should i just mix it with some pepsi


 No.58695


 No.58696


 No.58697

>>58686

>wife pooja

Don't these people have the decency to change their fucking names when they come here?


 No.58698

>>58697

Her name was formerly Peeja


 No.58699

>>58694

What exactly are you drinking?


 No.58700

>>58698

That was before she was pooed during the marriage ceremony


 No.58701

>>58694

It's meant to be drunk hard and fast not savoured.


 No.58702

>>58692

This should be posted on their FB page


 No.58703

>>58694

>>58701

Goon has a tap for fast delivery for a reason.


 No.58704

File: 98eb54005a9f993⋯.jpg (64.55 KB, 400x349, 400:349, gurning.jpg)

There is actually a bottle shop chain called Premix King? Jesus, us Australians are even more fucking retarded than I thought we were.

Why not just call it Piss Champ or something? At least then it would have meme value.


 No.58705

>>58704

U heavily gooned?


 No.58706

>>58705

I could never be sufficiently gooned to think that Premix King is anything but an utterly fucktarded name for a business.


 No.58707

Has anyone ever tried scented heated oils or incence to aid relaxation or sleep? Been thinking of it lately, especially the oils as they won't emit smoke like incence.


 No.58708

>>58706

This issue is annoying you. Have another cup of goon


 No.58709

Canberra trip NEET where are you? I am becoming concerned,


 No.58710

>>58707

Do oils have same effect as my cum tissue bin, it's getting pretty fragrant when I pop a cum tissue in there?


 No.58711

>>58706

TBH it's not as bad as 'Booze Brothers'


 No.58712

>>58709

I like to believe he's in a serviced apartment whilst recieving a special service.


 No.58713

>>58709

He's on the run after skipping the mini-bar bill


 No.58714

>>58711

Strongly disagree.

Premix is the cumdies of drinking. It shows that you have no brains or self-respect at all. It shows that you are so dumb and lazy that you will pay multiple times what you would pay for a much better drink if you bought yourself a bottle of spirits and a decent-quality mixer.

If you're going to call yourself Premix King you might as well call yourself Boss of the Spastic Derros.

I say all this as someone who not infrequently buys cans of 10 per cent Woodstock. Only a man truly knows what it's like to crack a Woody.


 No.58715

low quality boong pussy


 No.58716

Affordable quality bong pussy


 No.58717

File: 7bf634c160322bf⋯.png (395.23 KB, 680x665, 136:133, 1443568788475.png)

>>58714

>cumdies… shows that you have no brains or self-respect at all

can you stop bullying me?


 No.58718

>>58707

I don't like heating oils but I used to find sprinkling just a few drops of lavender oil on my pillow very calming and relaxing and conducive to sleep.


 No.58719

Hey Neets

Happy Hitler Day

I bought German Beer to celebrate


 No.58720

>>58718

The only thing on my pillow is tears.


 No.58721

>>58718

I usually sprinkle a few drops of semen onto my bedsheets before falling asleep, I think it really helps me have a restful night


 No.58722

>>58717

no

>>58720

you can fix that by *having a wank* on it


 No.58723

>>58714

>Boss of the Spastic Derros

kek

>Premixed Woodstock

that brought back some feels


 No.58724

File: 21dc53c81f7ee53⋯.jpg (1006.7 KB, 2688x1520, 168:95, IMAG0691.jpg)

>>58717

Tough love, NEETbro. I owe it to you to drop the Kleenex pill.


 No.58725

File: 3aafb29e8d7b3e0⋯.jpg (174.94 KB, 800x652, 200:163, 8fe7756d3c7a59a2c58c0a4445….jpg)

>>58721

>marking your bedsheets with your scent

Apex predator tier behaviour.


 No.58726

>>58718

I'll keep that in mind, thank you

>>58719

You should've bought weed instead


 No.58727

>>58725

alpha tier is marking other bed sheets with your scent


 No.58728

>>58726

Don't have hook ups


 No.58729


 No.58730

File: aef006ba2d48d9e⋯.jpg (15.17 KB, 255x211, 255:211, e4aaeca8410a2f7786835e479a….jpg)

I was so premixed that I prematurely phoneposted…

>>58720

I'm sorry to hear that.

>>58721

Well bantered.


 No.58731

File: 9929b8815ea1a9f⋯.jpeg (31.21 KB, 373x394, 373:394, images (94).jpeg)

>>58599

Of course my big stinky bro


 No.58732

File: 694042c7e366543⋯.png (561.23 KB, 3000x1625, 24:13, 1524124547338.png)

550 calories over target


 No.58733

>>58728

IKTF. Nimbin mardi grass early May, wanna come with me?


 No.58734

>>58732

just be yourself


 No.58735

>>58731

Still don't get 'it'…

>>58732

Score!


 No.58736

Haven't posted today, had an alright day. One girl talked to me for a bit but I sperged out a bit unfortunately.

Saw a boomer who fell over at the shops and was not responding, I was already driving past and people were all surrounded helping. Hopefully not a RIP situation.


 No.58737

>>58724

Only fancy neets buy that


 No.58738

>>58732

Well done


 No.58739

File: bba6c96de85756d⋯.jpg (207.2 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 7012367011_2f82482f3e_b.jpg)

>>58736

INB4 edgy NEETs say they hoped the boomer died.


 No.58740

>>58739

FUCKING BOOMERS


 No.58741

I think I will have to eat all meals at home. Got home from eating a quarter pounder in my car. Mum wanted to make me a toasted sandwich for dinner and I didn't want to refuse dinner because I would have to admit I was spending my bux on Maccas.


 No.58742

>>58732

5.5 wanks will cancel the effects of those calories. Get to work


 No.58743

>>58740

Wish for something useful, like the boomers having never been born.


 No.58744

File: 1308b32becb7a37⋯.jpeg (17.95 KB, 318x328, 159:164, images (12).jpeg)


 No.58745

>>58732

Overachieving NEET. What did you have?


 No.58746


 No.58747

>>58735

The woman was such a normiefag that she didn't even recognise wojak.


 No.58748

>>58744

>Rolf Harris

How is he doing these days, have not heard of him in years


 No.58749

>>58748

He's in prison for molesting children. Not even kidding.


 No.58750

>>58748

>Who is he doing these days

13 year olds, last I heard.


 No.58751

>>58749

Oh, next you're going to tell me that Dan Schnider was found out

>>58750

wew


 No.58752

>on my NEETbikeride today

>see 20ish Chad walking a border collie on a leash

>Chad and dog walk past a parked car with it's passenger window open

>dog jumps up on hind legs, puts front paws on car window sill and sticks it's head inside the car

>Chad stops, watches and laughs

>riding past I see the driver is sitting in the front

>driver is a woman in allahu ackbar headdress and she's freaking out

>Chad is still laughing

>He pulls the dog back and says sorry, sorry, sorry

>Still laughing


 No.58753

File: 7a567a9a44dd7eb⋯.jpg (166.38 KB, 960x960, 1:1, koike in a box.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs hope you guys have a comfy night.


 No.58754

Time to polish off this other bottle of goon.

>>58753

Night, NEET.


 No.58755

>>58753

Can I get one of those things shipped to Australia?


 No.58756


 No.58757

>>58755

We're trying to ship them out, not in.


 No.58758

File: 463790919aa0219⋯.jpeg (16.17 KB, 371x396, 371:396, images (92).jpeg)

>>58754

>Goon

>Bottle

Why are you telling fibs mate?


 No.58759

>>58757

But white women don't want me


 No.58760

>>58758

Something in a bottle. It's alcoholic, that's all that matters.


 No.58761

>>58758

I put my goon in a bottle to shake it with some Lemonaide

Comes out pretty nice


 No.58762

>>58760

What though


 No.58763

>>58759

Do asian women want you though?


 No.58764

>>58762

I don't know, it's unmarked and been sitting in my cupboard for a while. Tastes alcoholic. Well it tastes like piss, but that's close enough.


 No.58765

>>58764

Fizzy as fuck. I guess it's champagne. Mystery solved.


 No.58766

>>58760

You are what you drink. Just polished a bottle of 'Soft Fruity White'. There's one left…


 No.58767

>>58765

Actually it might be Sparkling

Champagne is only from Champagne


 No.58768

>>58766

So you're a Soft Fruity White

And I'm a German Larger?


 No.58769

>>58767

You're such a wise NEET. We're lucky we have NEETs like you to guide us randos drinking unmarked bottles found in the cupboard.


 No.58770

>>58768

Probaably ./


 No.58771

I shouldn't have looked at those Facebook and Myspace profiles. Now I'm just angyry


 No.58772

File: e18d0999ec9a0cf⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 81.98 KB, 800x900, 8:9, Look again.jpg)

>tfw not Erol*

dead


 No.58773

Big poos


 No.58774

>>58772

Who is hee


 No.58775

File: fe097844ba2b0a1⋯.jpg (8.13 KB, 236x209, 236:209, 074b06ee5fe7c2ce5c470cc270….jpg)

>>58771

If you're ever tempted to make that mistake again, just get a rubber mallet and pound yourself in the nuts. It will be less painful.


 No.58776

Wish I had a big titted boong gf with a fat arse


 No.58777

>>58776

>boong

you were going so well up until that point


 No.58778

>>58775

>>58776

Kill yourselves


 No.58779

Just drunkenly kidding. I didn't mean that


 No.58780

>tfw no friends to drink goon and listen to music with


 No.58781

I'm too impressed


 No.58782

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Just watched this.

A fat load of chaotic mayhem and basically everyone dies, it's quite enjoyable.


 No.58783

File: a9ff11591c521ad⋯.jpg (62.11 KB, 657x837, 73:93, fc6ba398b4e9124c969bf27568….jpg)

>>58778

Uncalled for.


 No.58784

Hey cumguzzlers


 No.58785

So now that its the end of Friday what is the week's recap

Mine is being yelled at and drinking for Hitler


 No.58786

>>58785

Who yelled at you?


 No.58787

>>58784

hey big stinky cunt


 No.58788


 No.58789

>>58788

how did you take it?


 No.58790

>>58787

Like a big nice cock in your mouth?


 No.58791

>>58790

don't project your faggot shit on me


 No.58792

>>58789

Sperged out just a little


 No.58793

It's all a bit tarded at this stage


 No.58794

>>58793

call me big tard neet


 No.58795

anyone ITT


 No.58796


 No.58797

real neet hours who TF up


 No.58798

>>58797

Me. Will probably fuck off to play videogames for a couple more hours though.


 No.58799

>>58795

Me but I'm watching LotR


 No.58800

>>58799

comfy

which one?


 No.58801

>>58731

Very goo meme connoisseur


 No.58802

>>58801

Thanks


 No.58803

>>58791

Even now you are turning into a gay


 No.58804

>>58799

I'm watching toy story


 No.58805

>>58797

I just woke up. I'm waiting for enough motivation to get up and shower.


 No.58806

>>58802

YOU are welcome


 No.58807

>>58805

Have a wank


 No.58808

>>58805

go back to bed


 No.58809

>>58805

I just woke up too, I've been doing wagie teir ness nd am exhausted

mon - up at 4:50, course, home by about 5 ish

tues - up at 4:50, course, home by about 5 ish

wed - up at 5:50, volunteer, homeby about 4 ish

thurs - up at 4:50, volunteer, home by about 3 ish

friday - up at 4:50, volunteer, home by about 7 ish

tomorrow - day off thank fuck

sunday - up at 4:50, only day of paid work, home by about 7 ish

REPEAT

what the fuck have I become?


 No.58810

>>58808

I sold my bed for a sack of potato's that quickly went rotten, now I sleep on the washing machine and eat whatever I can find in the backyard


 No.58811

>>58810

Back to nature.


 No.58812

>>58810

you should go dumpster diving


 No.58813

It is raining.


 No.58814

hi australia. do you guys meet up often/ever? i posted when i was in japan


 No.58815

>>58812

All the good dumpsters are usually picked clean by other neets


 No.58816

few odd posts


 No.58817

>>58814

Are you Japanese? post a pic of your mother


 No.58818

>>58814

Only for gangrapes


 No.58819

>>58816

yours was an even


 No.58820

>>58817

no

>>58818

cool. are there any girls involved?


 No.58821

File: 390162f9355cfbb⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.9 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 15242361041231654271831.jpg)

Just Did a good poo


 No.58822

I eat grans grapes for breakfast


 No.58823

check em


 No.58824

>>58820

why wont you post a pic of your sister?


 No.58825

>>58823

awesome


 No.58826

File: 1cea63be3fa319c⋯.jpg (348.44 KB, 781x750, 781:750, 1453775739850.jpg)


 No.58827

>>58807

>>58808

good suggestions, what should I do first?

>>58809

I'm stuck in the exact opposite of your loop and I'm not sure how to escape it. I'm not sure if I even want to escape it when I read posts like yours.

Question, if you'd like to have more free time, why do you volunteer so often?


 No.58828

Lightning


 No.58829

>>58827

I have to volunteer for my course and I'm trying to get my hours up.


 No.58830

>>58827

have a wank in bed, turn your undies into cumdies and then sleep in said cumdies


 No.58831

>>58830

I like to grab the sheet that is hanging over the end of the bed and use that as a cumrag so I dont have to sleep in the wet spot


 No.58832

File: dcafe06720d56ba⋯.jpg (108.33 KB, 960x960, 1:1, poopiss.jpg)

Do you still talk to your childhood friends?


 No.58833

>>58832

Yeah, weird. Both primary and highschool friends reconnected out of the blue for the sake of it. I guess they're not doing too well either. Nobody is.


 No.58834

>>58831

at my lowest point I would just wank in bed laying on my side then spray big cums straight onto my bed then sleep in a soiled be


 No.58835

>>58829

If you have to volunteer its not really volunteering is it?

>>58830

Too late, mummybot knows I'm awake. I'll try to do better next time

>>58832

I lost all my childhood friends when I had to leave my school in 7th grade.


 No.58836

>>58834

When I was a kid i pissed my bed and I would just flip the mattress over and go back to sleep


 No.58837

Will we ever get gfs?


 No.58838

>>58837

As long as we're NEETs probably not


 No.58839

>>58837

Only rape victims


 No.58840

File: 0dda3d8a6f06f21⋯.png (14.46 KB, 524x685, 524:685, MWyGyX6.png)

I sell weak neets into sexual slavery for bigger, stronger neets


 No.58841

>>58840

where can I get one? How much do I have to pay? What kind of models do you have?


 No.58842

>>58841

$800 for a skele model, executives will set you back more. Got a couple of crippled neet models which are easy to manage that are more affordable


 No.58843

>>58842

I'd go for the executive model, but sadly I don't have enough room for him. I'd have to acquire more living space first, last time someone tried that it all went a bit wrong.

Looks like I'll have to be content with the skele model for now, doesn't need much food or care and will be easy enough to control.

One more question though, how do you ship them? Hope its all discreet, I don't want to deal with customs and their stupid questions


 No.58844

>>58843

Skele shipping is free since we jam pack them into shipping containers and customs don't care about malnourished people. All they need is water since you can sustain them on semen and crumbs you drop on the floor.


 No.58845

File: ad28bce28d03d71⋯.jpg (104.98 KB, 962x642, 481:321, ad28bce28d03d7170c35e05482….jpg)

Good morning neets. How do you usually access the internet? Mobile or pc? Do you have to share your computer with others or is it set up in your room?


 No.58846

>>58845

Morning mate. i have a individual pc. I would be surprised if there is a NEET who has to share a computer.


 No.58847

Morning NEETs.

>>58845

I mostly access the internet with my laptop, but I also have a pc I built a few years ago which I mostly use for games.


 No.58848

>>58845

PC here, in its own little room in my house, I probably spend most of my waking hours here.


 No.58849

File: c63a35fe724a021⋯.jpg (229.86 KB, 960x540, 16:9, scr00002.jpg)

Morning everyone

>tfw fallout calls you a normie

>>58845

I have my own pc.


 No.58850

Morning all.

>>58845

I have a laptop.


 No.58851

>>58835

>not really volunteering

Yeah, I guess not.


 No.58852

>>58845

I share with my dad, he always leaves his jizz on the keyboard and sets the homepage to aboriginal porn.

He said if the house gets raided he's blaming me since my potential will make it easy for me to survive in prison


 No.58853

>>58849

That guy looks like he hasn't left his room in years


 No.58854

>>58853

His piss jars seem to be powering his room too.


 No.58855

>>58849

ONE OF US


 No.58856

>>58853

>>58854

These are the powers a NEET acquires into their older age.


 No.58857

>>58856

I heard he's the Head wizard at neetwarts


 No.58858

>>58857

I wonder if we have any wizard NEETs among us.


 No.58859

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>58858

I have a plantation of apprentice witches.


 No.58860

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

quack


 No.58861

>>58845

I phonepost quite a bit, mainly when I'm too lazy to turn on the computer. I have a personal thinkpad that stays in my room and is never touched by the hand of another.


 No.58862

>>58852

How cute!


 No.58863

>>58832

I never had any to begin with


 No.58864

File: 1d458ad3e6c620c⋯.jpg (20.18 KB, 244x244, 1:1, fe9ee25cd660632aa465a65066….jpg)

>>58863

>I never had any to begi-

You have me m8


 No.58865

>>58861

What if someone else touches it?


 No.58866

>>58864

You abandon vulnerable children by barring them from your gates for eighteen years


 No.58867

>>58865

I would be tfw narky


 No.58868

File: 9bc5aacdcf94814⋯.jpeg (19.08 KB, 313x470, 313:470, images (7).jpeg)

Anyone else hungover? What time do you take the hair of the dog?


 No.58869

>>58867

Does it have a crusty surface that makes mummybot hesitant to touch it?


 No.58870

>>58869

It's actually pretty clean. If one of the quints posts actually manages to magically materialize a gf in my bedroom I wouldn't want her to leave because my laptop looks like an oversize cumrag


 No.58871

File: da3a10959812f15⋯.png (94.46 KB, 505x330, 101:66, e98ce8fbf851975e5a4bb058a3….png)

>>58866

It takes that long before they can appreciate my wares

>>58868


 No.58872

File: 0739fd0295eb856⋯.png (140.81 KB, 500x346, 250:173, 0739fd0295eb8563fa149dcf2a….png)

>>58870

>I wouldn't want her to leave because my laptop looks like an oversize cumrag

It's a cumpad.


 No.58873

>>58872

That term brings to mind very unpleasant imagery


 No.58874

File: 097e6b1cde619a3⋯.png (183.91 KB, 675x1200, 9:16, dan.png)

>>58864

Dan isn't so much our friend as he is our doctor, psychiatrist and father figure.


 No.58875

Remember to poke air holes in the box, or the girl you receive may not be as warm and lively as you'd hoped.


 No.58876

>>58875

Note: This does not work for goon bags


 No.58877

>>58763

Back before I got promoted to executive size, white girls still hated me, but asian ones would sometimes show some interest, at least until they realised I was an autistic retard with no financial prospects.


 No.58878

>>58877

chinks do enjoy a sexy executive wallet


 No.58879

I'm too depressed to be up this early


 No.58880

>>58879

I know that feel


 No.58881

File: cedd761274230a4⋯.jpg (81 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1524210175539.jpg)

Might not eat anything all day so I can get pissed tonight.


 No.58882

>>58881

It's good to have goals m8


 No.58883

File: 58f97d5a7932e13⋯.png (1.91 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out061281.png)

>>58809

>>58805

>>58845

>>58846

>>58847

>>58849

>>58850

>>58868

>>58879

Morning NEETs. Karen says that you NEETs should go on a NEETwalk even if you're >tfw tired or >tfw depressed.


 No.58884

>>58883

Thanks for the kind thoughts Karen, but it's pissing down


 No.58885

>>58884

It was really thundering last night. I like it when dogs get scared of thunder. Oh you don't like the ongoing loud noise? Have a taste of your own medicine haha


 No.58886

>>58885

You should record the thunder, then play it back at full volume whenever doggos start barking to silence them.


 No.58887

>>58883

>morning

two of those posts from last night

but good morning Karen


 No.58888

Quads for >tfw already made it


 No.58889

File: f1648aa9e465ec1⋯.webm (7.13 MB, 540x304, 135:76, dog.webm)

>>58886

>silence them

The other day I did just the opposite…


 No.58890

>>58889

That webm made my dog on edge.


 No.58891

Going to take the dog for a walk, thanks for getting him all worked up.


 No.58892

>>58891

You're welcome


 No.58893

>>58883

I can't go, I'm >tfw lethargic

>>58889

next time you decide to visit the dog you should play him a recording of himself barking


 No.58894

>>58893

Yeah, but use audio software to alter the recording so it sounds deeper and louder. Then the doggo will think he's being barked at by a larger, more alpha dog.


 No.58895

>>58893

>>58894

Lol, sounds like a plan


 No.58896

>>58845

Good morning to you too. I'm using a laptop that's hooked-up to my phone's pre-paid plan. I've never phone-posted.


 No.58897

>>58874

Well bantered Dan.


 No.58898

>>58896

It sounds like most neets are in the laptop-in-the-bedroom class.


 No.58899

>>58898

Extra points if the laptop was a birthday or Christmas present because you can't afford shit.


 No.58900

Time to play minecraft and watch anime all day


 No.58901

File: 3de6bf5511121f1⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 179.02 KB, 253x270, 253:270, 3de6bf5511121f12320fae5b26….gif)


 No.58902

My room has a distinct Goon smell to it.


 No.58903

Back at the executive gym


 No.58904

>>58888

Don't get cocky kid. Beware of hubris.


 No.58905

>>58902

Did you get hit by the goon tax, as the bag leaked throughout your room?

>>58903

Post some more pictures.


 No.58906

File: c64a17cf928f8b2⋯.png (10.91 KB, 321x339, 107:113, 0FnuQL3.png)

25th birthday and no gf to spend it with. no gf ever. never held a woman's hand. no friends to have a small gathering and drink and have fun.


 No.58907

File: f5ab02889a1c252⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 80.05 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 2903842097349283490png.png)

>>58906

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!


 No.58908

>>58906

Executive 26 here you come


 No.58909

File: a8cc4e2ab1480be⋯.png (164.21 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, kfc-logo.png)

>>58903

>executive gym

Is that what we're calling KFC now?


 No.58910

File: 9cb2f6f000645ce⋯.png (180.59 KB, 800x522, 400:261, kfc-anime.png)

>>58906

Happy birthday birthdayNEET

>>58908

This sounds like a good plan. Come visit KarenKFC for your birthday dinner!


 No.58911

File: 3d1c9b3b1dfb70e⋯.gif (3.47 MB, 537x294, 179:98, 1515413956727.gif)

>>58909

That's the post executive gym workout meal


 No.58912

>>58906

happy birthday from germany.


 No.58913

9am is beer am


 No.58914

>>58906

Do you ever curse your mummybot for narrowly missing birthing you on weed day?


 No.58915

>>58906

Unhappy Birthday?


 No.58916

>>58906

Happy Birthday glorious NEET


 No.58917

Skelexecutive


 No.58918

>>58917

gravitational centrists need to get out of my general


 No.58919

File: ec9cdb2f72b346d⋯.jpg (26.3 KB, 720x576, 5:4, 1479545311553.jpg)

>tfw not depressed

were all gona make it neetoes


 No.58920

File: 2a9fccab2313f33⋯.jpg (14.4 KB, 306x306, 1:1, CG3zODmVAAAt1s3.jpg)

>>58919

>were all gona make it neetoes

Don't lie.


 No.58921

>tfw impressed


 No.58922

Perfiduous bumhole


 No.58923

File: 0790131feac1035⋯.png (81.38 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 0790131feac10355e7c27ade17….png)

>>58920

>Don't lie.

We all are going to make it Dan's though


 No.58924

>>58922

Suddenly rapeneet living in perf makes sense


 No.58925

>>58923

make what Dan's?


 No.58926

File: 1e8e951f039b5b3⋯.png (26.02 KB, 615x614, 615:614, 1e8e951f039b5b357539afddef….png)

>>58925

Make refreshed at Dan's


 No.58927

>>58923

#Neet General #79 - We're all going to make it to Dan's edition


 No.58928

>>58927

*we're all going to make it Dan's


 No.58929

File: 59b093c1fbd14a8⋯.jpg (112.61 KB, 1008x600, 42:25, a7a965cb096c949898c66b542d….jpg)

>>58927

Well bantered.


 No.58930

Hi ho, hi ho it's off to Dan's we go.


 No.58931

When do we need to start archiving the threads before they disappear off the catalogue? I have had this worry for some time.


 No.58932

File: 0f7e0871214ad44⋯.jpeg (29.03 KB, 474x291, 158:97, 77f973eb03c18dee53df9bc73….jpeg)


 No.58933

>>58930

Dan Murphy and the Seven NEETs.


 No.58934

File: 3a3154bf036ca96⋯.png (16.65 KB, 348x154, 174:77, wheredotheygo.png)

My wish is to be NEET but I don't like to buy alcohol. Can I still be NEET?


 No.58935

>>58906

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEET


 No.58936

>>58934

>Can I still be NEET?

Yes, you can be whatever you put your mind to.


 No.58937

>>58931

Doesn't the internet archive thingo do it for us?


 No.58938

morning m8s, slept in as I was just exhausted but feeling quite lively and motivated now.

I actually have a pretty productive weekend in stall actually, as I have a lot I want to do over the next week so I can take it easier as the weather gets cooler. Anyway going to get serious with some work today but will be posting throughout the day on my food breaks.

>>58932

wish we had Dan sponsored trams here


 No.58939

>>58937

That's what I am not certain of. I don't want to lose the history. I need a more technical NEET to clarify this matter.


 No.58940

>>58939

>>58937

I know there is a board setting but I am not not technically minded on this issue.


 No.58941

>>58939

Well all /aus/ gens were archived except the very first, so it seems like it does do it automatically

>>58938

Good luck neet, that's some smart planning


 No.58942

I'm a recovering alcoholic and I try to avoid it. Is there a NEET channel but without the Dan's?


 No.58943

>>58942

Just keep reminding yourself that if you drink you'll become one of those posters


 No.58944

>>58934

of course, I rarely drink but I enjoy the Dan meme.


 No.58945

Has anyone been to Coles during autism hours? I am not a sperg but unironically think it would be 100x better

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-11-21/coles-rolls-out-quiet-hour-to-help-shoppers-with-autism/9176272

>no bright lights

>no normie announcers

>no stupid beeps

>>58944

same tbh


 No.58946

>>58945

I'd be forever worrying that the wagies are internally laughing at me for being a sperg


 No.58947

File: 467c4ef53564aac⋯.png (26.99 KB, 657x527, 657:527, gZ38ujB.png)

mummybot is getting me some cheese and onion chippies while she does the shopping.


 No.58948

>>58945

>10:30am and 11:30am

Why couldn't it be between 10:30pm and 11:30pm? Although I guess it would be quieter during those hours if it's open at tat time.


 No.58949

>>58948

because even spergs have jobs


 No.58950

>>58948

Those hours


 No.58951

File: 256cd558b8a92df⋯.png (15.27 KB, 489x423, 163:141, 256.png)

>>58949

I don't have a job, and the sperg hours are in the middle of the day when the wagies are working.


 No.58952

>>58947

Big or small bag? Will you demolish the packet in a single sitting?


 No.58953

>>58951

Those are good points, I'm not sure why it is that way then


 No.58954

>>58952

big packet, demolished in one sitting.


 No.58955

>>58954

good man


 No.58956

>>58932

Holy shit. When we have the NEETcrusade, that thing's gonna take us to the holy land.


 No.58957

>>58956

Trains are the perfect vehicle for carrying autists, after all


 No.58958

File: 087bf1b9e8a6237⋯.jpg (41.22 KB, 585x501, 195:167, 1496703079193.jpg)

>>58956

>NEETcrusade

w-what is this?


 No.58959

>>58958

I think it's where we all join cruiseneet


 No.58960

>>58919

There's a tard organisation that brings herds into the local library regularly and everytime I see them I think how nice it must be not to have the worries in life that we non-tards are cruelly dealt with.


 No.58962


 No.58964

3rd last


 No.58965

>>58960

>tfw too smart to be a retard but too retarded to be a smart


 No.58967




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