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File: 2a90732270a6af8⋯.jpg (19.95 KB, 225x225, 1:1, oeoe.jpg)

 No.58961

OLD >>58205

Remember to bee yourself, both in mind and in body

 No.58966

SYDNEY


 No.58968

>>58965

I feel the same way


 No.58969

JOONDALUP


 No.58970

File: 4b923260c225f27⋯.jpg (97.81 KB, 450x360, 5:4, 1524273262777.jpg)

The gf lads


 No.58971

File: 2e9946cce7f12ba⋯.jpg (29.6 KB, 511x428, 511:428, 874874.jpg)

>>58961

>Be a sperg and withdraw from society.

A-Okay.


 No.58972

>>58970

Is that one of the penis model gfs?


 No.58973

>>58970

Almost looks like bf at that angle


 No.58974

>>58971

You're a valued neetposter


 No.58975

>>58974

Thank you, I will continue to bee myself, both in mind and spirit.


 No.58976

>>58975

The body part is important too, a neet stench is a valuable part of their person


 No.58977

>>58970

I remember this girl from many years ago.


 No.58978

>>58970

Shes about to suck my cock


 No.58979

>>58976

>stench

*fragrance


 No.58980

>>58978

With another cock in hand?


 No.58981

>>58978

Make sure you return the favor


 No.58982

Low quality boong pussy


 No.58983

Affordable quality boong pussy


 No.58984


 No.58985

>>58983

>>58982

Not like this


 No.58987

>>58985

What is not meant to be like this?


 No.58988

File: bea8ac5dcaf9b69⋯.jpg (93.57 KB, 1030x558, 515:279, 88926.JPG)

>someone else has already thought of my NEETvan Idea.

Well this makes things much easier, although I don't need half the stuff in the front section, probably just a kitchen bench for cooking and cleaning, and instead of a dining table just a desk behind the front seats for shitposting and eating.


 No.58989

>>58984

I felt guilty enough using mummybots phone for a runescape membership, can't imagine that level of disrespect


 No.58990

>>58988

Not a very smart design tbh


 No.58991

>>58988

that doesn't look comfy at all


 No.58992

>>58990

>>58991

Only the bed setup is essential so I can use the space under it as a garage, the front section can be made into a much more comfy space.


 No.58993

>>58988

Be careful with the Mercedes brand. They are good when new but when repairs are necessary they can be a bitch to get new parts if it is an older vehicle plus expensive.

The vans they sell are quite nice, you can get a new van with three rows of seats for about 10k above Hyundai i-max drive-away price. I can imagine removing the seats will cut down the cost and the brand seems to come with a lot of safety features the competitors don't have as standard. The more premium Volkswagen Vans can be more expensive depending on what stock is available.


 No.58994

>>58993

I have a few choices, 09+ Mercedes sprinter extra long wheel base like in the picture, VW crafter extra long wheel base (same as the sprinter just different engines), Ford Transit long wheel base high roof or a Fiat Ducato long wheel base, they all have a load length of 4.7 to 4.3 meters, width of 1.8 meters and 2.0 meters high.


 No.58995

File: 6d4a4f3b6f71214⋯.jpg (59.7 KB, 449x798, 449:798, 6d4a4f3b6f71214c613f557623….jpg)

File: 758bb41b600572b⋯.jpg (53.03 KB, 449x798, 449:798, 758bb41b600572bfb022bbe442….jpg)

File: b0733e569ca1a5c⋯.jpg (42.96 KB, 449x798, 449:798, b0733e569ca1a5cd87c680c6c4….jpg)

File: c6ca0d25000344f⋯.jpg (51.33 KB, 449x798, 449:798, c6ca0d25000344fefce41cd7e8….jpg)


 No.58996

Watching some weird vox-pop show from the mid 90's on SBS


 No.58997

>>58995

That made me smile, I hope he is doing ok.


 No.58998

>>58994

Just be careful with any of those work vehicles. I can imagine some of them have probably had a beating. Get a 100 points check by NRMA or your local state authority if your not as mechanically minded to inspect a vehicle has not major defects.


 No.58999

>>58998

Nah fuck it lol


 No.59000

>>58996

Hosted by the guy with the scruffy beard?


 No.59001

>>58998

It won't be for a while but I'll get it checked out, not going to buy a shitter, I'm a former mechanic too so it's not much of a problem.


 No.59002


 No.59003

>>59002

Sorry 319,000km


 No.59004

May be we could restore this gem

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/stirling/cars-vans-utes/mistubishi-starwagon-needs-tlc/1177394229

$1200 with 350,000km

Taking offers for restoration


 No.59005

>>59004

>>59002

Mitsubishi starwagons are death traps, they are reliable though, but far too small for living in.


 No.59006


 No.59007

>>59006

It'd be nicer if they were all taken from different generals, so we can look back on how neetposting evolved


 No.59008

>>59007

That would be a big project


 No.59009

>>59005

The offer for $1200 has one month rego, I can imagine the seller rambling on how it's a piece of history that he drove around Australia. Even if it's reliable I can still imagine a few issues may still be going, especially given the only photograph is it on the back of a tow truck.


 No.59010


 No.59011

>>59008

But the two or even three (You)s would be ample reward for a neet not afraid of hard work


 No.59012

>>59010

Did I just read this correctly

>Kilometres: 471000


 No.59013

www.cumtree.com.au


 No.59014

>>59013

>www.cumtree.com.au

<Hmm. We’re having trouble finding that site.


 No.59015

>>59012

Yep, diesels are work horses, can find plenty with well over 400,000, especially 4x4's like landcruisers and patrols, you just have to keep them well maintained.


 No.59016

>>59013

that's how you get lanky skeles


 No.59017

>>59014

This is a failure on part of the NEET non-community.


 No.59018

>>59011

>But the two or even three (You)s would be ample reward for a neet not afraid of hard work

So, a skeleNEET?


 No.59019

>>59015

>especially 4x4's like landcruisers

I have a petrol 4x4 Prado that is mechanically ok and serviced regularly. I hope to get close to that considering it's getting closer to 300k mark.


 No.59020

File: 52184e43b6860c3⋯.png (133.75 KB, 1903x960, 1903:960, Australian_Domain_Registra….png)

>>59017

Fix the failure.


 No.59021

I wish I had a gf


 No.59022

>>59019

If you keep it well maintained and fix problems before they become a bigger problem you will easily get another 200,000km out of it. One of my mates has a 2001 Petrol 4x4 Hilux with close to 450,000km on it, has the same engine as your Prado.


 No.59023

>>59000

Yeah never seen it before. It was kinda comfy and nostalgic. There was an old guy at a wharf talking about life as a young man before we had welfare. Very interesting and I hope they show more episodes.


 No.59024

>>59021

what sort m8?


 No.59025

>>59022

That's very reaffirming, thank you. I just started working and have a reliance on the car. It's not the most fuel efficient but it holds itself quite well while driving. Interior is completely fucked as was driven by a family but it was serviced reasonably well until it was given to us. We had to replace the water pump because it was leaking coolant/failing plus I got new tires on it because it the grip sucked for stopping and taking off.


 No.59026

>>59023

>There was an old guy at a wharf talking about life as a young man before we had welfare

Was that when you could rely on the nuclear family unit when growing up as well as during your transition to adulthood?


 No.59027

>>59025

Toyotas are pretty much bulletproof, just keep it serviced regularly and stay ahead of any problems that arise and it will never let you down.


 No.59028

>The 29-year-old estimated her lost items were worth around $10,000 — including several pieces of sentimental jewellery, a professional camera and most of her clothing.

>The 29-year-old had asked him “to move all the rubbish out of the house”.

>“I burst into tears and called my landlord thinking he’d thrown it out. I called my roommate and said ‘please tell me you didn’t throw my stuff’ and his reply was ‘What?

>Yes, I took everything out of the house like you said’,” she said.

>“Emergency: If anyone has taken anything from outside 373 Old South Head Road North Bondi above mob hair on Sunday night / Monday morning please bring it back to me.

>And despite Ms Evans losing everything, she doesn’t harbour any ill will towards her roommate.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/roommate-dumps-all-of-womans-belongings-onto-the-street-including-passport-jewellery/news-story/d31cf55bb2cf854a63539dfb9e2b630b

This story feels made up, she doesn't feel angry towards the housemate despite losing all of her shit?


 No.59029

>>59025

>That's very firm, thank you.


 No.59030

>>59025

>That's very firm, thank you.


 No.59031

File: ee19853662b6e75⋯.jpg (24.25 KB, 387x387, 1:1, mxLudyhs_400x400.jpg)

>>59028

I wonder if a homeless NEET in spirit found it in the rubbish and now is having a NEETparty that would put all of ours combined to shame


 No.59032

>>59030

>>59029

Have a wank


 No.59033

>>59031

We can only hope.


 No.59034

Just me or are people getting more cuntish nowadays?

People that I see in shopping centers or driving around seem less happy than usual lately.


 No.59035

>>59034

I think that's why old men get grumpy


 No.59036

>>59034

People are becoming more self-absorbed. It's life but you got to make your happiness or you will become them.


 No.59037

>>59034

Yes and no, people in shopping centers seem to be of a shittier character nowadays. My local back in the day was quite nice but now is full of Westfield thots, PoC immigrants and middle aged bogans shitting the place up.

To be fair you do have to ask who else would be there during the middle of the day - most decent middle/upper class folk are probably at work and order online, similarly with a lot of old people who cbf going to the shops.


 No.59038

I wish I wasn't a depressed NEET.


 No.59039

>>59026

No, he moved to wherever the jobs were. Frequently moving between towns/states from the sound of it, and he eventually just joined the army when he couldn't find any work. He had so much talk about from the life he lived. We don't have to go anywhere, we can stay in the same place indefinitely thanks to welfare-dependence and live empty lives devoid of adventure.

>>59027

Allah Ackbar!


 No.59040

>>59038

but then we wouldn't have a token german guy in our general


 No.59041

>>59038

Do you wish to be a refreshed NEET?


 No.59042

>>59041

I wish to be a happy NEET. I don't know how to reach this goal, I'm not sure if its even possible for me to keep enjoying this lifestyle.

>>59040

Wanting to solve personal problems doesn't mean I want to leave my fellow NEETs behind.


 No.59043

>>59042

>I wish to be a happy NEET

We all do


 No.59044

I wish to be a fappy NEET


 No.59045

>>59006

>not even one (You)

I'm obviously not one of those posters


 No.59046

>>59044

So do I


 No.59047

thanks for the beeday wishes, neetoreenies. What are you doing today?


 No.59048

>>59047

Breaking in and out of consciousness.


 No.59049

File: abc07613f054b7e⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 975.74 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 5767fbe6124f07fa6077552243….gif)

>>59047

I wish it was this.


 No.59050

>>59048

Has Dan been able to help you with this concern?


 No.59051

>>59050

Dan's a bad man, Booze Brothers is the only store that can please me.


 No.59052

>>59043

yeah you're right. Would be strange if anyone wouldn't want to be happy.

>>59047

I think I'll go to bed soon. It's been a pretty depressing day for me, haven't felt this bad in a while. I hope its better when I wake up.


 No.59053

>>59052

Happiness is for the weak.


 No.59054

>>59051

*Dan's the man

>>59052

>It's been a pretty depressing day for me

Go see your local Dan.


 No.59055

File: 6f8b9b985bcd809⋯.jpg (52.43 KB, 510x600, 17:20, Freckles.jpg)

Favourite kind of confectionary neets? For some reason, I've always loved freckles, ever since I was a little kid.


 No.59056

File: fdd1b29faa773c3⋯.jpg (4.68 KB, 400x243, 400:243, allseps_milk-bottles_Lge.jpg)

>>59055

Milk Bottles. I'm a fag like that.


 No.59057

>>59054

His local Dan is the one in Butler

I'm not sure of its quality and google maps shows it was not built at the time, so it may not be a great Dans


 No.59058

>>59055

Snickers and cherry ripe


 No.59059

>>59055

Spearmint leaves.


 No.59060

>>59053

so whats for the strong?

>>59054

>>59057

I was searching on google maps for the nearest dan, theres a pub called 'Dan Murphy's Bar' in Amsterdam. Looks like we got an imposter, they even got a website.

http://www.danmurphys.nl/index.asp


 No.59061

>>59057

No, my local Dan's is one of the best ones. Dan is just a bad man.


 No.59062

>>59060

>for the strong?

A legacy.

You can't have both.


 No.59063

File: bb534612e77d571⋯.jpg (54.49 KB, 500x521, 500:521, 1522706173289.jpg)

Why is there something rather than nothing?


 No.59064

>>59063

I'm nothing rather than something


 No.59065

>>58906

Happy Birthday NEET, I hope you're able to enjoy it some.


 No.59066

>Watching some pacific islander yell "fucking asians" and the asian flip the islander off

Priceless


 No.59067

>>59066

Care to share.


 No.59068

>>59064

Well bantered.


 No.59069

>>59060

You need to make a trip there and inform us of its quality


 No.59070

Wish I had a gf to have sex with


 No.59071


 No.59072


 No.59073

>>59070

Is it really much better than having a wank and a goon?


 No.59074

>>59070

That's still classed as rape and you will be prosecuted.


 No.59075

>>59074

Having sex violates the neet code of crab bucket celibacy


 No.59076

File: 56dfacc7a96dec0⋯.png (623.01 KB, 1008x596, 252:149, Dan and Associates.png)


 No.59077

The true sex offender state

>SERIAL sex attacker Graham Kay — known during his reign of terror as the North Shore Rapist — has been freed on bail after allegedly attacking a teenage girl in a supermarket.

>Classified as a high risk repeat sex offender, Kay was initially fitted with the anklet as a condition of his being freed from behind bars on an extended supervision order.

>Last year he took his case to the NSW Supreme Court to successfully argue the anklet be removed, because he felt embarrassed wearing it at the beach.

http://www.news.com.au/national/courts-law/serial-rapist-graham-kay-is-free-on-the-streets-after-supermarket-attack-on-teenager/news-story/adaf6c3e1030279d2620b34cfba55a66


 No.59078

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Executives beware.


 No.59079

>>59077

How? This court system is really confusing.


 No.59080

>>59077

A sex offender anklet would not help with gf2018


 No.59081

>>59079

Considering he's been found guilty and jailed, I don't see why he has been granted bail. It's not like it's he's being accused of it as a first time offender. That's why NSW must be the state that truly supports sex offenders considering he's lose again.


 No.59082

>>59062

>You can't have both.

I can't even get one of them right now.

>>59069

If I ever get my life together I will.


 No.59083

>>59049

You wish you were a busty Jap girl or you had titties shoved into your face?


 No.59084

>>59073

pleasure wise not really


 No.59085

>>59080

perhaps you should get double the time to complete a gf year

for example if you have a sex offender ankle your gf2018 doesn't end until gf2019


 No.59086

>>59078

Thanks for sharing. I enjoyed watching parts and flicking through it.


 No.59087

>>59077

>because he felt embarrassed wearing it at the beach.

oh god no, that poor rapist is ashamed, how could anyone be so cruel to let him suffer through that


 No.59088

Scales I bought came today, 141.7kg. Sort of glad I bought them after I lost some weight tbh, but at least even after 5 whole years of being NEET I'm at the same weight I was when I was at then end of working for a year.


 No.59089

>>59087

I understand how it affects his liberty, but that example of the beach from a convicted sex offender is pretty funny.


 No.59090

>>59085

That would be very confusing for Brainlets so i don't think that is a good idea.


 No.59091

>>59087

>>59089

He's obviously going down there to perv which isn't against the law but to have the tracking bracelet removed on that basis so someone who has acted on his desires is concerning.


 No.59092

>>59088

CEO Status

How tall are you?


 No.59093

>>59088

>tfw only foreman size


 No.59094

>>59092

175cm


 No.59095

File: 179388eee1cbe19⋯.jpg (152.63 KB, 884x738, 442:369, 1524188236586.jpg)

>>59094

Oh my god


 No.59096

>>59095

I've just been accumulating mass for the impending war with the skeles.


 No.59097

>>59088

tfw 55kg


 No.59098

>>59084

Seems likely


 No.59099

File: 61abdccdbdd1340⋯.jpg (123.52 KB, 839x951, 839:951, 1524098959281.jpg)

>>59096

I'm 174 cm, I was 138kg at the peak of my executive status. Are you exercising and dieting?


 No.59100

File: dc47e50bcb71c08⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 4.08 MB, 1385x1629, 1385:1629, Skele weapon of mass destr….png)

>>59097

Commander?


 No.59101

>>59067

Some asian cunt was walking across the street then some pacific islander cunt got upset that people dare cross streets and yelled some obscenity at him. Then the asian cunt flipped him off and the islander drove off yelling some shit.


 No.59102

>>59100

Ha, Im not that ugly


 No.59103

>>59101

I always like to watch videos of these incidents. Please record them whenever possible.


 No.59104


 No.59105

What are you guys up to?


 No.59106

>>59099

Dieting but it's not really a diet, I just had a month long mental breakdown and came out the other end having broken the addiction to sugar and dependency on comfort eating. It's going to come back to bite me on the ass when all the dietary deficiencies start kicking in though because while I'm eating fuck all compared to what I used to, it's still the same shit.

No exercise yet, planning on starting NEET walks soon. Have some dumbbells that made me realize how pissweak my arms are, so probably going to start doing light-ish lifting at home if I get a real diet going on.


 No.59107

>>59097

I don't really want to ask but I'm curious, how tall are you?


 No.59108

>>59105

not much i think i need to start dinner soon. what about you?


 No.59109

File: 88becf2e259d66c⋯.jpg (217.82 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 20180402153631_1.jpg)

>>59105

Playing through Shadows Over Mystara.

Pretty damn great game. Who would have thought that a typical DnD session being combined with a flashy bells-and-whistles beat em up would go so damn well?


 No.59110

>>59105

watching the footy


 No.59111

>>59110

nrl or afl?


 No.59112

>>59110

Same

Carn saints


 No.59113

>>59108

166-168cm


 No.59114

Bloody hell


 No.59115

>>59113

Meant for >>59107


 No.59116

>>59111

afl

I don't mind the nrl though, if there was a team anywhere near me I'd probably watch their games

>>59112

that was some nervy shit neeto


 No.59117

>>59114

Whats wrong?


 No.59118

>>59117

Hectic end to the footy


 No.59119

Its 4:20


 No.59120

>>59119

it's 4:21


 No.59121

>>59113

>>59115

are you Asian NEET?


 No.59122

>>59119

Only in the low quality states.


 No.59123


 No.59124

>>59122

You're just jealous that your state is not the true sex offender state


 No.59125

File: ad8726648618fd2⋯.jpg (27.16 KB, 300x518, 150:259, pen dragon.jpg)

>>59124

We have the most aesthetic pedos


 No.59126

>>59105

Watching Bojack and rubbing my balls.


 No.59127

>>59126

>rubbing my balls

For what purpose?


 No.59128

>>59125

Exactly, he shouldn't be looking down to us. We are too far down the hole and it's dark down here


 No.59129

>>59119

It's 3:55


 No.59130

>>59129

>living in a meme half hour timezone


 No.59131

>>59126

add in some goon and this was me last weekend

season 4 fucking sucks


 No.59132

>>59127

They're magic and if I wish really hard I can make anything happen.


 No.59133


 No.59134

>>59129

Actually it's 3:57


 No.59135

>>59131

I couldn't remember where I was up to so I'm rewatching it all. I think I stopped somewhere in season 3.


 No.59136

>>59132

They're like a genie, you wish for a gf and you end up a 25 year old virgin with only a waifu for company


 No.59137

>>59134

You posted that at 3:56


 No.59138

>>59133

>>59130

Heaps good.


 No.59139

>>59099

Everyone's dieting. Some of us are just in the bulking phase of our diets, and have been for years.


 No.59140

>>59136

So far they've just been sticking to my gooch and making my hand stink.


 No.59141

>>59139

I'll lose weight when I'm dead anyway so why waste time doing it when I'm alive?


 No.59142

>>59113

>>59115

do you lift? If not, you should try it. I used to lift with some guys who were also around your height, they got broader a lot faster than I did.


 No.59143

>>59140

Lovely


 No.59144

>tfw severely depressed


 No.59145

>tfw severely impressed


 No.59146

Big tasty aboriginal penis


 No.59147

Aboriginal culture


 No.59148

File: ea5633085d48fc6⋯.png (3.8 KB, 178x178, 1:1, download (3).png)


 No.59149

Average Average Half Caste Penis


 No.59150

Foul discarded aboriginal penis


 No.59151

Aboriginal growth cultures


 No.59152

Big boong neet


 No.59153

Boong quadroon


 No.59154

>>59148

I missed you, how have you been?


 No.59155

>>59142

Ive started with light weights because Im weak although is there a point to lifting when Im this short?


 No.59156

>>59150

Fully descended Aboriginal testes


 No.59157

>>59154

I've been quite depressed mate.


 No.59158

File: 3de6bf5511121f1⋯.gif (179.02 KB, 253x270, 253:270, 3de6bf5511121f12320fae5b26….gif)

>>59157

I've got a cure for you!


 No.59159

>>59156

undersized non-descended Aboriginal testes


 No.59160

Carn iggs


 No.59161

>>59156

A disgraceful image.


 No.59162

Low quality boong pussy


 No.59163

low quality aboriginal posting


 No.59164

Child molesting aboriginal predator


 No.59165

Aboriginal Chad


 No.59166

Moderately priced boong pussy


 No.59167

File: 81877163bfb5704⋯.jpg (70.12 KB, 641x481, 641:481, 1299765931642.jpg)

>>59011

>a neet not afraid of hard work


 No.59168

Overbearing boong mother


 No.59169

Is the goon good, nk?


 No.59170

careless boong mother


 No.59171

File: 42d643e82ea6310⋯.jpg (554.95 KB, 1632x1224, 4:3, 42d643e82ea63108b623d8aeed….jpg)


 No.59172

overprotective white mum


 No.59173

>>59171

exhilarating wordless neetposting


 No.59174

>>59169

Is good, it's fermented in aboriginal colons


 No.59175

Depressed neet in his mid twenties


 No.59176

>>59175

At what point does mid twenties begin?

Please don't tell me it's 23


 No.59177


 No.59178

>>59155

starting with light weights is fine, everybody has to start somewhere. Take your time and don't overestimate yourself, focus on getting the form right, if you know what I mean. I'm sure there are english guides out there that can explain better than I do.

>is there a point to lifting when Im this short?

of course, you'll still gain muscles like any other human. Those gains will give you at the very least a bit more self-confidence. Being more confident about yourself is a pretty good reason to lift.


 No.59179

I wish I was a boong


 No.59180

>>59177

thank you neet


 No.59181

File: b826b0b626616e6⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 64.69 KB, 609x1092, 29:52, 1524280865957.png)

big stinky NEET farts.


 No.59182

File: 36e2dd6223749ba⋯.jpg (34.07 KB, 560x560, 1:1, 1492089104050.jpg)


 No.59183

>>59181

*Inhales pungent butt air*


 No.59184

*imbibes potent boong AIDS*


 No.59185

*poos pants on purpose*


 No.59186

Tips on NBN?

Can I just get TPG and call it a day?


 No.59187

>>59186

You can do whatever you put your mind to.


 No.59188

>>59186

Just get your gf to sort it out


 No.59189

>>59186

I heard the customer support isn't great

Mine is with TPG and it's a bit shit sometimes but not unbearable.


 No.59190

>>59188

mean spirited post


 No.59191

>>59186

AussieBroadBand. Do NOT go with anyone but them.


 No.59192

File: 4c6f593ff4e1f3b⋯.png (6.15 KB, 225x225, 1:1, download (2).png)

>>59187

More to come


 No.59193

>>59179

You probably have a bit boong in you.


 No.59194

Your boong GF


 No.59195

>>59191

Fucking shill


 No.59196

>>59189

Yeah I had TPG hang up on me once but eh, dont have to deal with customer support too often

>>59191

Name checks out


 No.59197

>>59186

Call? Just fill in the online form, I cannot stand those cunts from the Philippines.


 No.59198

File: bb2c1e15aef0010⋯.jpg (7.99 KB, 249x249, 1:1, 1513806471852.jpg)

>>59193

Your mum's had a lot of boongs in her


 No.59199

>>59196

>Yeah I had TPG hang up on me once but eh, dont have to deal with customer support too often

What for, I have never had this problem?


 No.59200

>>59198

Moderately bantered.


 No.59201

>>59191

t. whirlpooler


 No.59202

>>59197

>I cannot stand those cunts from the Philippines.

Are they worse than boongs?


 No.59203

File: 7028208146d4797⋯.jpeg (19.4 KB, 384x384, 1:1, images (11).jpeg)

Going to make a whirlpool thread about this board


 No.59204

>>59202

Never had to call boong support i don't know


 No.59205

>>59202

I think that's where the boongs come from


 No.59206

>>59203

Well bantered.


 No.59207

>>59203

BAD NEET


 No.59208

>>59207

Boomer outrage would be funny tbh


 No.59209

absolutely pissing down mates


 No.59210

>>59195

>>59201

I've been on AussieBB for like a year now and the only issue I've had is it cutting out for like 20 minutes once every three months. Nothing but max speeds 24/7.


 No.59211

Aboriginal pissing up tree


 No.59212

>>59210

New unlimited plans don't look to bad. It's a shame mummybot wants the home phone.


 No.59213

Wish I had a gf to have a cheeky piss on while we're showering together


 No.59214

>>59213

Underrated feel.


 No.59215

>>59213

the gf is supposed to piss on you


 No.59216

>>59213

wish I had a gf with pinchable cheeks


 No.59217


 No.59218

>tfw no qt petite gf who rips massive stinky farts


 No.59219

>>59217

Women are degenerate


 No.59220

>>59219

are the men jerking it to that any better?

people should be gassed tbh


 No.59221

>>59220

You make a solid point


 No.59222


 No.59223

>>59188

Be prepared to pay twice as much for a shitty deal


 No.59224


 No.59225


 No.59226

>>59220

>people should be gassed tbh

What about this gal

>Woman With Half a Body Attempts Coitus

>>I hope she makes it in porn because if not, she doesn't have a leg to stand on.

https://efukt.com/21931_Gender_Bending_Torso_Attempts_Coitus.html


 No.59227

>>59208

You should actually do it.

Do it.


 No.59228

28


 No.59229

>>59227

What category would it fall under?


 No.59230

>>59226

tfw even women with no legs can have sex


 No.59231

>>59229

I don't know, I don't understand how the site works.


 No.59232

>>59230

it's not a woman… Keep watching


 No.59233

>>59230

>tfw no armless and legless girl to rape all day


 No.59234

>>59231

Different categories for different forums, I am losing my interested in posting it. You need to select one that fits the category. From there we can think of a story to post.


 No.59235

>>59234

We should say that a big boong broke into our house and left a big poo in the toilet


 No.59236

>>59208

PAY

FOR

MY

PENSION


 No.59237

>>59234

Post it.


 No.59238

>>59235

Do we put that under lifestyle?


 No.59239

>>59199

I had slow internet connection so I called their customer service line. Told them the problem and after I waited 20 minutes for them to transfer me they hung up

>>59234

Job board and then talk about how all these White youths have the audacity to not work and enjoy life.


 No.59240

>>59237

>>59239

They delete trolling pretty fast, unless you have a decent reason for linking here it's probably going to get deleted pretty fast as trolling/spam. We need a whole story about being a mother and having a son. Even then I do not feel like doing it.


 No.59241

>>59240

>Being a mother and having a son

Not good enough, you have to be a 50 year old pajeet working 20 hours a day and earning 160k a year who cannot stand these White youths who can't look their boss in the eye and have a firm hand shake


 No.59242

>>59232

I have no words to describe what I'm feeling

>>59233

wasn't there a myth a few years ago that some dude created these and sold them? They had a name, I think it was lolita.


 No.59243

>>59242

>They had a name, I think it was lolita.

It was on tor network and I am guessing someone did it for kicks.


 No.59244

File: 5c2b40c6d467bc7⋯.jpg (79.81 KB, 624x651, 208:217, bonsai.jpg)

>>59242

This reminds me of bonsai kittens


 No.59245

>PRIVATE schoolboy swindler Edward Toller wore top hats to the races, posed on yachts and wrote in French on his Facebook page.

>But when it came to his sentence of eight years prison for defrauding elderly Australians of $1.74m he blamed his elite English boarding school upbringing, Fairfax News reported.

>A judge told Toller’s court hearing that he had treated his victims, all aged over 70, as “human ATMs”.

http://www.news.com.au/finance/money/investing/jailed-swindler-ed-toller-who-fleeced-retirees-of-17m-blames-his-elite-boarding-school/news-story/eedd36683ce7f247b0965112af7a26cc


 No.59246

>>59239

>White

UNNA cuz


 No.59247

>>59243

the only 'proof' I ever saw was a screenshot of the post the guy made, so I think you're guessing right.

>>59244

kek, haven't heard about that before


 No.59248

>>59245

>8 years

not enough tbqh, we need a law where if you are a wanker normie your sentence is automatically doubled


 No.59249

>>59248

>normie your sentence is automatically doubled

I wish, I just like how he treated the old cunts like human ATMs that made me laugh


 No.59250

File: ce6a882b6c1f9d7⋯.png (311.15 KB, 731x1092, 731:1092, ClipboardImage.png)

WeberNEET here. I've been back from Canberra since Monday. Held off coming back here until I was rested. About to try and catch up everything since about the 12th.

Things got a bit crazy, and I may have to travel back to Canberra at some point if somebody is found and a court appearance follows. I'll tell that story once I catch up.

Hoping you're all well.


 No.59251

>>59250

hope everything is alright m8, stay comfy


 No.59252

>>59250

Good to see you back mate. I look forward to that story.


 No.59253

>>59250

Wow, that sounds full on.

I hope it doesn't involve you but I look forward to hearing the whole story and a multitude of (You)'s from previous gens.


 No.59254

Were you raped


 No.59255

>>59250

>I'll tell that story once I catch up.

I hope it involves a prostitute


 No.59256

>>59255

It totally does (not the court part).

I can't believe you bastards made 5 threads in my absence.


 No.59257

>>59256

>It totally does

Good to hear mate. I knew you were getting a top shelf service in your serviced apartment ;-)


 No.59258

>>59250

Stay frosty NEET


 No.59259

It's bedtime for me, good night everyone

>>59250

Welcome back, hope you are doing well


 No.59260

Anal sex with multiple aboriginal men


 No.59261

Vaginal sex with multiple aboriginal men


 No.59262

>tfw hurt


 No.59263

>tfw unhurt


 No.59264

>>59259

Goodnight


 No.59265

Hardcore aboriginal dream time


 No.59266

Surreal arthouse film about urban boongs


 No.59267

Esoteric abo posting


 No.59268

Squatting boongs


 No.59269

File: 57d2e839e045ed1⋯.jpeg (6.29 KB, 225x225, 1:1, images (93).jpeg)

I'm going to stop contacting the few people I considered friends. They never make time for me and never take up any of my offers to do things. Does that not tell you all you need to know?

Or am I sperging


 No.59270

File: 4c9585fee716902⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 133.21 KB, 720x480, 3:2, 4c9585fee71690235fbf120bb8….jpg)

Do you neets like this picture of Chris chan I made?


 No.59271


 No.59272

>>59269

You need to work out what it is about the way you behave that has made them not want to be around you any more. The lazy thing to do is to consider yourself a victim of their bad behaviour. The mature thing to do is to look at your own behaviour and see what you have done wrong.

The situation may not be salvageable, but facing the truth of what has transpired will help you with any future friendships. Good luck.


 No.59273

>>59270

Did you post that earlier? I didn't realise that was him. I like it.


 No.59274

>>59269

I did that sort of. Now I have no friends.


 No.59275

>>59271

We should start pooling money for his defense


 No.59276

>>59273

I don't believe he made it so I did not give him a (You).


 No.59277

>>59275

I only pool my money for Dan.


 No.59278

>>59275

I will testify against him, armed with printouts from here.


 No.59279

>>59271

He has said before that he is fond of naziboo rhetoric.


 No.59280

>>59279

Oh dear.


 No.59281

>>59272

I don't think it's the way I behave(I'm always polite and try to be fun to be around) but how I have stagnated. I haven't matured into any resemblance of healthy adult life. They have jobs, girlfriends, play sports etc while I have nothing. You're right. I'm not the victim. Losers don't make good friends. I will reflect on it.


 No.59282

I ate 4 migoreng packets last night when I was drunk, gonna punish the toilet soon


 No.59283

>>59282

Cooked or uncooked?


 No.59284

>>59283

The question on everyone's mind


 No.59285

Depressed or Impressed?


 No.59286

>>59277

Get out shitskin


 No.59287

File: d9740012a1b2986⋯.jpg (80.47 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1446164461245.jpg)

>>59285

Depressed.

>>59286

How dare you, apologise immediately.


 No.59288

>>59280

Oh dear indeed.


 No.59289

>>59286

Terribly bantered.


 No.59290

>>59286

An insensitive retort.


 No.59291

>>59283

Cooked of course, I cook them in a big pot on the stove


 No.59292

>>59286

A heinous outburst.


 No.59293

>>59287

I'm sorry meant for >>59278


 No.59294

I love molesting young aboriginal men


 No.59295

File: de11a5968673f46⋯.jpg (30.49 KB, 991x667, 991:667, m1.jpg)

File: f2399f99727fee4⋯.jpg (106.3 KB, 922x576, 461:288, m2.jpg)

File: 5e2a89f860cc684⋯.jpg (21.74 KB, 330x500, 33:50, m3.jpg)

File: bdbec53521ab990⋯.jpg (16.81 KB, 330x500, 33:50, m4.jpg)

Right. Story time.

>>59271

No.

>>59254

No.

So the Friday before last I caught up with an old friend and colleague who had been living in Canberra for the past 4 or 5 years.

Things started out normally. We met at a pub, had a few beers, and then went for dinner.

I discovered said friend's marriage had broken up (not hugely surprised, I've attended two different weddings to different girls over the years) and he had attempted suicide, resulting in a hospital stay and job loss.

After dinner we caught a cab to what I thought was just a strip club.

We had a few more beers and a couple of lap dances.

We then went next door to a place with the exact same name. This is where I discovered that prostitution is 100% legal in Canberra and that this place is a brothel.

We have a couple more drinks and two ladies join us.

One girl named Michelle. She is 27 and from the Czech Republic. The other calls herself Erika and is from Brazil.

After a couple of hours I purchase an hour of Michelle's time.

Afterward, we stick around for a bit and have a few more drinks for another hour or two. I go downstairs with Michelle a few times while she has a cigarette. She's still quite touchy-feely and kissy.

At one point she laments meeting me through that line of work. Not entirely sure whether that is run-of-the-mill bullshit they tell the Johns or not. I note she's now on leave from the brothel, according to the website.

Anyway, about 3am we go outside to wait for a taxi. There's 5 or 6 blokes outside, and one of them is a massive pacific islander. He's already drunk and pissed off about something.

At this point I remember my friend always had a habit of being a bit of a gobshite when he's drunk.

I warn him not to say or do anything.

The islander's mates warn us not to say or do anything.

>"YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING TOUGH HEY, MATE?!"

Islander starts for him.

>"I CAN RUN FASTER THAN YOU!"

>*falls over*

Islander kicks him in the head.

He picks himself up.

>"WHY DID YOU KICK ME IN THE HEAD YOU FAT CUNT?"

Islander punches him in the jaw.

They all take off in their car.

I note the rego and get my friend up and into a taxi.

Part ways at my apartment and crawl into bed at about 3:30.

4:30 my phone rings and it's my friend.

Answer it.

>"This is so-and-so from the Police"

>"Can you come down and give us a statement about the assault you witnessed tonight"

Give the AFP guy my details and an account of the nights activities, along with the car rego.

Anyway, that's it. I had a great night up until that point.

Pictures of said lady attached.


 No.59296

>>59291

They're much better uncooked


 No.59297

>>59295

I see


 No.59298

>>59295

>"I CAN RUN FASTER THAN YOU!"

I'm sorry but is your friend retarded?


 No.59299

and I'm pretty sure prostitution is legal everywhere in Australia?


 No.59300

>>59298

I'm starting to think so.


 No.59301

>>59299

There's a mix of legal and "cops pretend it's not happening" (eg SA)


 No.59302

>>59295

Isn't prostitution legal in all of Australia?


 No.59303

>>59295

>>"YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING TOUGH HEY, MATE?!"

Is that what your friend said or what the islander said


 No.59304

>>59303

My friend. He's whiter than white, and older than me.


 No.59305

>>59302

It is


 No.59306

>>59301

It's openly advertised in my city.


 No.59307

>>59295

Did you perform adequately during the sexual act?


 No.59308

File: bdbcb5c6ad53070⋯.jpg (103.5 KB, 527x700, 527:700, derro lifestyle.jpg)

Took my NEETwalk to the site of yesterdays 420 rally. Even found a lighter so I sparked up a bit for my NEETwalk home and went for a lovely roam by the river and parklands. Perfect day.

>tfw you're too tarded to know where to score and you look enough like a homeless bum that you can NEETwalk in an expanding spiral and shamelessly pick up roaches for 30 minutes

And nobody bats an eye

NEETparty tonight lads!


 No.59309

>>59307

Eventually.

She poked fun at my executive size and moobs at one point.

She was very pretty and good at her job, so my junk started working after a bit.


 No.59310

>>59302

In NSW you can buy their time but there can be no mention that cash is exchanged directly for sex before the transaction begins. It's legal in brothels but not as much outside of brothels that escorts have less legal power if something happens compared to if it happens in brothel charges can be laid. There are less protections.


 No.59311

>>59308

Boong tier behaviour


 No.59312

>>59295

>Not entirely sure whether that is run-of-the-mill bullshit they tell the Johns or not

It is mate. Please do not fall in love with a prostitute.


 No.59313

>>59308

Nice score m80.


 No.59314

>>59295

Fuck I love Canberra!


 No.59315

>>59308

You picked those up form the ground?


 No.59316

>>59311

The BoongNEET reveal


 No.59317

>>59309

Did she give your executive bottom a friendly smack?


 No.59318

>>59317

I hope it was hard firm smack


 No.59319

File: 6197b51b2add3f9⋯.jpg (112.68 KB, 786x751, 786:751, 1445185803774.jpg)

>tfw drank most of a 500mL of Little Fat Lamb ginger beer and now I'm way too drunk


 No.59320

>>59317

No. She did try and jiggle my tits though. Stopped when I pinched her belly and suggested she could lose it.


 No.59321

>>59312

Figured as much.

At $400 a pop and another state, I'm not likely to form a habit.


 No.59322

>>59321

>$400

fuck, no wonder the asian brothels are so popular at $200 a pop


 No.59323

>>59320

That was pretty smooth


 No.59324

>>59322

20 minute quickies can go for under $200 for a rub and tug.


 No.59325

>>59319

Skele?


 No.59326

>>59324

Rape is free


 No.59327

this general has become absolutely degenerate


 No.59328

>>59295

Hmm. Interesting.


 No.59329

>>59327

At least there's actual conversation unlike the faggots posting their literal shit or stringing two words together


 No.59330

>>59323

I'm shy, but at that point it could only improve from there. She'd already seen me at my physical worst, and she was a prostitute, so it wasn't like she could take some kind of intellectual or moral highground.


 No.59331

>>59325

90kg fitneet / assistant manager


 No.59332

>>59327

Aboriginal Anal Ejaculation etc. is not a shitpost, it's a fantasy.


 No.59333

>>59327

degeneracy is a meme


 No.59334

>>59332

Kindly kill yourself and do everyone a favor


 No.59335

>>59324

Sometimes you can get vaginal sex but anal is typically off the books.


 No.59336

>>59308

Score.


 No.59337

Press Win + G to take a screenshot.


 No.59338

>>59337

Only if you're a faggot using W10


 No.59339

>>59334

>favor

seppo speak is absolutely degenerate.


 No.59340

>>59295

I love this story about how a white supremacist shat his pants and did nothing while a brown person tried to white genocide his white mate.

Also the part where the male supremacist had to pay $400 for the company of a sex worker.

It was probably the way you negged her that made her fall in love with you tbh m80.


 No.59341

>>59340

What are you doing here you disgusting shitskin subhuman?


 No.59342


 No.59343

>>59334

Low quality boong pussy


 No.59344

>>59343

The gen requires and deserves only the highest quality abo snatch.


 No.59345

Incidentally, thank you to the NEET who was concerned about my whereabouts in a couple of the previous threads.


 No.59346

>>59344

Pristine aboriginal vagina


 No.59347

Literal shit


 No.59348

>>59346

Infected blue waffle aboriginal vagina


 No.59349

File: 903e106e04ed3d5⋯.gif (1.92 MB, 177x150, 59:50, unnamed.gif)

File: 9f1f3c8ee8bfc17⋯.gif (1.71 MB, 331x197, 331:197, banderas1.gif)

>>59340

Fucking brutal


 No.59350

File: 3b75bc3e1f28442⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 20.42 KB, 418x352, 19:16, images (22).jpg)

Got a special on neet sex slaves, buy two executives and get a skele free!

T&C apply


 No.59351

>>59345

That was me. I am famed for my caring nature.


 No.59352

>>59351

No that was me


 No.59353

White supremacist boong


 No.59354

>>59352

No you are me.


 No.59355

File: 463790919aa0219⋯.jpeg (16.17 KB, 371x396, 371:396, images (92).jpeg)

File: 463790919aa0219⋯.jpeg (16.17 KB, 371x396, 371:396, images (92).jpeg)

>tfw been complaining about not having a gf for the 6 years on image boards

>Made no effort to get one


 No.59356

>>59354

I'm you


 No.59357

File: 6941ad6dabe76eb⋯.jpg (117.19 KB, 546x700, 39:50, b36b6b3fa0d33bdd7a369c64cb….jpg)


 No.59358

>>59357

Low quality boong pussy


 No.59359

Neet pussy


 No.59360

>>59356

(you) (me)


 No.59361

NEET anus


 No.59362

>>59357

I kek'd.


 No.59363

Moist executive gooch


 No.59364

>>59358

Affordable quality boong pussy


 No.59365

>>59361

Neet fingernails scratching freshly pooped anus


 No.59366

>>59363

Executive gunt


 No.59367

That one time you tasted your own cum


 No.59368

>>59365

Brown finger nails


 No.59369

>>59367

Only one?


 No.59370

>>59367

Salty moist


 No.59371

Gunt?


 No.59372

>>59371

Gunt gape


 No.59374

That one time you shoved a zuchinni up your arse while you fapped


 No.59375

>>59357

Get out of the Australia board you retarded shitskin


 No.59376

>>59375

Pipe down Webber neet cuck boy


 No.59377

>>59367

If I leave my food unattended my dad will cum in it and trick me into eating it

One time he replaced my toothpaste with cum


 No.59378

>>59367

Ive tasted it a lot of times


 No.59379

Abbo stretching hand towards you for gibs


 No.59380


 No.59381

>>59376

We speak English here, shitskin.


 No.59382


 No.59383

>>59367

Honestly never done it.


 No.59384

Abbo DSP neet


 No.59385

>>59384

>…but I repeat myself.


 No.59386

>>59383

White fuck pissed his pants when faced by a superior person of colour


 No.59387

Weekend gen is a very different place.


 No.59388

>>59387

Blame neetking


 No.59389

>>59387

Most of us are always here. I just enjoy increased posting volume.


 No.59390


 No.59391

File: 259311416004a44⋯.png (238.7 KB, 586x464, 293:232, 3469673.png)

>>59357

Are there any /leftypol/ memes and OC that aren't just copied from /pol/?

For a board that size to have existed for all of these years with nothing to show but the same few stale /pol/ edits for it is pitiful.


 No.59392

>>59388

Blame me because I'm the one who likes to play the word game the most. It brings a smile to my face to see the little mutations it undergoes over time.


 No.59393

File: 91b5faabd2b1d20⋯.jpg (280.27 KB, 1280x768, 5:3, 1910079 - Feels_Guy Pepe S….jpg)

>>59388

I never make low quality posts


 No.59394

>>59388

I like to think NK is one of the kindhearted, sincere, sweet NEETs but he does it incognito.

He enjoys the rough and ragged demeanour his online presence has but deep down he is a kind, loving soul.


 No.59395

>>59392

I to enjoy these word games. Do not listen to that NEET.


 No.59396

>>59395

I think I've had quite a few back and forths with you.


 No.59397

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>59394

Nice dream.


 No.59398

File: b262f43b8535b69⋯.jpg (56.4 KB, 680x680, 1:1, 69b.jpg)


 No.59399

>>59396

You have and I will while I am here.


 No.59400

>>59397

I bet you do the talking for your dsp mate because you understand his condition and issues he has to face and dont want him to be put into a precarious situation and he enjoys the time you guys spend together but it doesn't need to be said.

You're a genuinely good person NK and I know not enough people tell you it.


 No.59401

this is the high quality posting that I have missed


 No.59402

>>59400

NK has no redeeming features. He really is as bad as he seems.


 No.59403

>>59327

>become


 No.59404

>>59394

You sound like those brainlet women that try to turn druggo bogans into upstanding citizens


 No.59405

>>59367

The taste isn't horrible but the texture is deplorable

I don't know how women like it


 No.59406

>>59402

A horrendous comment


 No.59407

>>59406

He would probably agree with it.


 No.59408

>>59405

Rubbery NEET cum


 No.59409

>>59402

A foul perspective.


 No.59410

Not sure whether to read or get drunk


 No.59411

File: 7c209a4f6c1f6b3⋯.jpg (8.88 KB, 255x181, 255:181, dd542307217859167234ec872b….jpg)

>>59375

WeberWAGIE, why are you in the NEET board when you have a high-paid government IT job?

You really should go back to /pol/.


 No.59412

>>59408

Exactly, good job


 No.59413

>>59411

Low quality boong pussy


 No.59414

>>59407

There is no need to be nasty towards someone else.


 No.59415

Those new Doritos Crackers are disgusting. The 'cheese supreme' ones at any rate.


 No.59416

>>59413

Isn't that why we are all here?


 No.59417

>>59415

Doritos Cracker sounds like a euphemism for neckbeard


 No.59418

>>59416

I'm here for the average quality boong pussy


 No.59419

>>59402

I understand why you beat yourself up constantly but we are at the age where the facade no longer is required. Your image is set but I, as well as many of the other NEETs, know you much too well to hold the cheap gimmicks with any value.

I said before that "deep down you are a great person" but let me reiterate, You are a great person, not just deep down.

We love you mate.


 No.59420

>>59415

Thanks for letting us know. I will probably still give them a try.


 No.59421

File: 4533c41e89e29b5⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 9.82 KB, 240x180, 4:3, 4533c41e89e29b57abbea1bdc0….jpg)


 No.59422

>>59418

Mr High standards


 No.59423

>>59411

The person you're quoting isn't him.


 No.59424

>>59419

Aboriginal ejaculation


 No.59425

>>59402

I like NK's vulgarity and grubby NEET aesthetic, it livens the generals up a bit.


 No.59426

>>59424

Aboriginal abortion.


 No.59427

>>59422

My standards cannot move an inch, much like the average drunk aboriginal penis


 No.59428

>>59427

It's not him m8, she's just too tight


 No.59429

Thick virile ropey NEET semen


 No.59430

>>59428

He needs precision equipment


 No.59431

Cum tissue bin is fragrant


 No.59432

>>59430

He needed lube


 No.59433

Evil aboriginal fauna


 No.59434

>>59433

Bunyip rape


 No.59435

>>59424

I understand buddy.

Aboriginal anal rape.


 No.59436

>>59434

Potato salad


 No.59437

>>59436

Tossed salad


 No.59438

>>59421

Aboriginal erection


 No.59439

>>59438

Aboriginal circumcision


 No.59440

>>59425

This is what I love about myself, I intend to live my life in filth for the rest of my days untill I become a dirty old man hanging around dans buying alcohol for kids


 No.59441

>>59437

Beetroot salad


 No.59442

File: 9a394850cc12cb9⋯.jpg (1.7 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, 15243064158971707226201.jpg)

Them clean bathroom feels


 No.59443

>>59440

God bless your kind soul.


 No.59444

>>59442

That looks suspciously like my bathroom, and I have several of the same items

I hope you're not rapeneet


 No.59445

>>59442

>I Do Not Know That Feel


 No.59446

>>59444

He always likes to take a memento and he's been visiting you quite frequently


 No.59447

>>59446

I'll have to leave out some goon and aboriginal porn


 No.59448

>>59447

He'd prefer original porn.


 No.59449

>>59448

and I'd prefer to be spending my Saturday nights doing something other than shitposting about indigenous orifices, but we don't all get what we want in life do we neet


 No.59450

>>59449

He's probably got goon. So he's probably got what he wants in life.


 No.59451

>>59450

He'll need more by the morning


 No.59452

>>59444

Ive laced your mouth wash with rohypnol


 No.59453

>>59451

Dan will be there waiting to give him a cheeky pat on the back.


 No.59454

>>59452

Thank you for your kind services, neet


 No.59455

>>59452

How much rape do you charge for this service?


 No.59456

>>59455

If I don't feel it then we can all agree to pretend it never happened


 No.59457

>>59456

Feel my no area?


 No.59458

I need more aboriginal porn, maybe if I drove around Armadale and offered boongs money to suck my dick in the car I can film it and make my own aboriginal porn.

I could make some serious money


 No.59459

Aboriginal support services


 No.59460

>>59458

I may, may pay for a monthly subscription.


 No.59461

File: f85cb9edefe42cb⋯.png (491.45 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_2018-04-21-18-3….png)

There's a storm hitting joondalup now

can't tell whether it's thunder or dans iron bar hitting the ground


 No.59462

>>59460

You can pay by goon coin


 No.59463

>>59461

I just said a little prayer that Dan's will remain safe.


 No.59464

>>59462

Can I trade my cripples for goon coin?


 No.59465

>>59461

The iron bar needs to come out a lot on Saturday nights.


 No.59466

>>59449

Ultimately, isn't life nothing more than an indigenous orifice?


 No.59467

>>59465

Does Dan have an assistant that just mops the blood up and take out unruly customers to the dumpster?


 No.59468

>>59467

Aboriginal mothers loan their children to dan as slave labour in exchange for goon


 No.59469

>>59468

Are their children like equity. They are borrowing money against their child's services?


 No.59470

I hope Cheesy is doing ok?


 No.59471

>>59470

Yes, he sounded very angry and freaked out last time he made that large post. I hope he gets his licence soon as well.


 No.59472

>>59471

I have been thinking about him recently. I to wish he gets his license. I want him to crack a mad burnout in car park and when he does he leaves his mummybot in the car park as he races to Dan's.


 No.59473

>>59470

Me too, poor fella. He deserves a break/


 No.59474

>>59467

There are some things man was just not meant to know about Dan.

>>59469

Don't dis aboriginal customs. If they didn't whore out their own 13 year old daughters, how would classic movies like Rabbit Proof Fence get made?

>>59471

Lots of people fail to get their license on the first go of course most of those people are asian women


 No.59475

>>59474

I failed three times, was that Cheesey's first go? I thought he went for the test before.


 No.59476

>>59469

Dan usually tests his new goon products on abo babies to make sure they won't poison the neets


 No.59477

>>59475

I failed my first test because I raped the instructor


 No.59478

>>59474

You raised an interesting and a valid point about aboriginal prostitutes.


 No.59479

>>59477

Did you climax before he did?


 No.59480

>>59476

I wish Dan earns a medal/award from the government for his service to Australian people.


 No.59481

>>59479

No he escaped the car before I finished so I had to run into a kfc across the road and raped some people there


 No.59482

>>59472

Haha nice post.


 No.59483

>>59481

Did your seat belt locking system fail?


 No.59484

>>59482

I try my best. When he does leave the car park, his mother cracks a smile, "atta boy". I would also like to believe that Dan congratulates him after checking his ID.


 No.59485

Holy shit NEETs I can't believe it's taken me this long but I finally finished Lord of the Rings


 No.59486

File: c50d8f5f9bc8e16⋯.jpg (260.32 KB, 2500x1723, 2500:1723, b42c150ff9d4422407b3640016….jpg)

I am off to bed NEETs. Good night to you all and a special good night to spoilered NEET.


 No.59487

>>59485

>tfw I have never started reading them

Congratulations though, that's an achievement.


 No.59488

>>59483

Yeah ill have to take it back to the rape dealership to get it fixed, they can service my dart gun too


 No.59489

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.59490

>>59487

It was me watching the movie

Either way it's fundamental fantasy and I'm disappointed I didn't do it sooner

On to the hobbit


 No.59491

>>59488

Do you prefer horse or elephant tranquilisers?


 No.59492

File: 3bed1b82a4fb3b9⋯.jpg (29.96 KB, 465x401, 465:401, lotr.jpg)

>>59485

>>59487

Read it 14 times - usually once every year. Don't come back here until you've re-read it at least 10 times, losers.


 No.59493

File: 669d97a9908b823⋯.png (232.63 KB, 568x590, 284:295, 1481504342642.png)

>tfw tired at 7pm


 No.59494

>>59490

But they are still pretty long fucking movies.


 No.59495

>>59492

M8 I have read the goon box at least 30 times.


 No.59496

>>59493

Poor little NEETie is all tuckered out.


 No.59497

>>59486

nitey nite comfy neet. I'm falling asleep too, but I'm hoping asian qt poster or karen will make an appearance before I sleep.


 No.59498

>>59494

Oh certainly, LoTR was 13 hours and the hobbit is over 9


 No.59499

File: d64188639bd203b⋯.jpg (39.16 KB, 384x384, 1:1, unnamed.jpg)

My big stinky bros, I am out for mummybot birthday. We are at our favorite restaurant. Pajeets took it over. Now it's egregiously bad.

Had a few drinks so life is worth living


 No.59500

>>59499

Are there poo stains everywhere?


 No.59501

>>59499

I bet you I could cook you a better dinner


 No.59502

>>59491

Need the elephant ones for taking down the executives, skeles can be held down without much effort


 No.59503

>>59497

Karen is a morning person, dear NEET.


 No.59504

>>59503

dats rite


 No.59505

File: 31c1bc498c98bcf⋯.jpeg (13.53 KB, 316x466, 158:233, images (73).jpeg)

>>59500

No but I ordered curry puffs for entree and received a single curry puffs with a meager salad for 15 bucks. I could have got a feast at kf.


 No.59506

File: 0324d2129ece1c3⋯.jpg (147.82 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, sleeping-Karen.jpg)

>>59503

She fell asleep doing her homework at 5 this afternoon. What should we do with her neets?


 No.59507

File: b681fe5f4450782⋯.png (1.88 MB, 1920x2107, 1920:2107, karenrise.png)

>>59506

Put a redback in her hoodie and wake her up.


 No.59508

>>59486

Sweet dreams splendid NEET, if you're up early i'll see you then.


 No.59509

File: 465b7a993d3fe4a⋯.jpg (22.31 KB, 346x450, 173:225, 1493115222342.jpg)

>>59496

I'm a big boy reeee


 No.59510

>>59506

She's clearly at school you mong


 No.59511

>>59505

That sucks. Give them a poor review online. I fucking hate when businesses get taken over and it turns to shit because they are cheap.


 No.59512

>>59508

I will catch you tomorrow busy NEET. Please make sure that you are taking good care of yourself. You have taken a lot on lately.


 No.59513

>>59503

Karen's a filthy slut that has sex with aboriginal men


 No.59514

I should commit suicide asap


 No.59515

>>59506

wake her up to finish her assesment

I'm a tafe NEET and only have 2 weeks to finish an asseesmennt I barely begaan, help


 No.59516

File: a94c35d640ce526⋯.jpg (149.61 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, Kageyama Maid.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs. I hope the birthday boy had a great day.


 No.59517

>>59512

Thanks buddy, have a nice day tomorrow if you're not up by the time I head off.


 No.59518

Did all the NEETS go to sleep?


 No.59519

>>59509

No complaining NEETie, time to let mummybot tuck you or you wont get any good boy points.


 No.59520

>>59513

What a dirty NEET to say that


 No.59521

Poo


 No.59522

>>59521

IN THE GOSH DARN HECKING


 No.59523

>>59518

shh you'll wake them up


 No.59524

File: 0c9fef588ffbe93⋯.gif (3.03 MB, 359x202, 359:202, what.gif)

Is life worth living?


 No.59525

>>59524

No, but much like drinking, you'll do it anyway


 No.59526

>>59524

Maybe.


 No.59527

Dad's been yelling rape threats at me all afternoon, he's injecting some drugs and getting naked right now but luckily I've baracaded all the doors in the house so he can't get outside


 No.59528

>>59527

Neetking please refrain from such fabrications you big stinky cunt


 No.59529

>>59527

Rape treats


 No.59530

>>59528

I'll take the barricades off and let him lose on your house if you don't believe me


 No.59531

>>59529

Bet it took you a while to come up with that one


 No.59532

>>59530

I would rape your dad


 No.59533

>>59531

Go to bed narky NEET


 No.59534

>>59532

He superglues his anus shut when he gets into a rape fight

One time he had me pinned down and I was able to give him a sneaky acetone enema and turn the tables on him


 No.59535

>>59532

poignant post


 No.59536

>>59533

I actually said it because I was too dumb to think of that, so no narkety involved on this occasion my friendly neeterino


 No.59537

>>59534

>He superglues his anus shut

Next time give him laxatives


 No.59538

High impact shitposting


 No.59539

>>59536

Noted, NEET.


 No.59540

Aboriginal


 No.59541

apology


 No.59542

I'm sorry that my race cummed on all your native dirt


 No.59543

>>59542

the goon makes it all okay, brother


 No.59544

Reasons to live?


 No.59545

>>59544

I mean, why not? Sometimes nice things happen


 No.59546

>>59544

Cute anime girls


 No.59547


 No.59548

Those bitcorns are going up again


 No.59549

File: 0c443c68230beb3⋯.jpg (284.17 KB, 500x430, 50:43, tumblr_nf2lkfN5z71tezt7xo1….jpg)

>Tfw only neet up


 No.59550

>>59549

Real right-side up hours who up.


 No.59551

>>59550

Big dick in aboriginal vagina


 No.59552

>>59551

didgeridoo inna noonga poonga


 No.59553

>>59549

Still up. Still playing Shadow Over Mystara. Very close to 100%ing that fuck, but still at least 3 playthroughs needed.

Time to spend some time researching how to improve actual audio quality before I fuck off into bed.


 No.59554

>>59553

Commit rape instead


 No.59555

>>59554

Quality advice, my NEET pal.


 No.59556

>>59555

Commit aboriginal rape


 No.59557

Audio quality figured out. Post-processing equalizers are a godsend, would recommend. Now all I have to do is improve my delivery.

>>59556

Questionable advice, my NEET acquaintance.


 No.59558

File: e172df84afdc203⋯.mp4 (236.15 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, fart.mp4)

Listen to this recording I made neets


 No.59559

File: 75bd8d43376b78c⋯.mp4 (227.53 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, fart_2.mp4)

>>59558

Here's another good recording


 No.59560


 No.59561

>>59518

The site went funny and wouldn't let me post so I went to bed just as I was trying to say good night to >>59516

>noone said goodnight to the korean girl enthusiast


 No.59562

File: b3032c65c4b8574⋯.jpg (180.77 KB, 530x590, 53:59, narwhal-cosplay.jpg)

Good morning dearest NEETs


 No.59563

>>59558

>>59559

Good work my pungent friend.


 No.59564

File: c2dd3bf1d99c74f⋯.jpg (34.5 KB, 700x467, 700:467, 9681586-3x2-700x467.jpg)


 No.59565

Had a terrible dream

Woke up rustled


 No.59566

>>59565

What was the dream about?


 No.59567

>>59562

>>59565

Morning neets. One more day, then the wagies go away.


 No.59568

>>59567

I'm about to go wage. Please don't hate me.


 No.59569

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fare ye well blessed NEETies. Enjoy your days.


 No.59570

>>59568

>>59569

Come back with your shield or on it.


 No.59571

>>59570

Uncannily appropriate remark.


 No.59572

File: ddd5bf529df9d80⋯.png (119.54 KB, 456x356, 114:89, ddd5bf529df9d80cba6115ad2e….png)

NEETs, we've had plenty of "what are you going to do today to improve your life?", so let's try something different. How bad are things gonna to be today, and what do you predict your biggest fuck up will be?


 No.59573

Goodmorning NEETs

>>59572

Not very positive NEET but the worst thing i can think of is not starting my assignments today.


 No.59574

>>59568

Have a good day mate. I am about to take doggo for his walk. Very thick fog outside. Can hardly see anything.


 No.59575

>>59492

How did the Eagles manage to rescue Frodo and Sam at Mt Doom and still have time to record Hotel California?


 No.59576

>>59572

>what do you predict your biggest fuck up will be?

visiting dan and posting here


 No.59577

File: e996dfe96667532⋯.png (6.25 KB, 206x245, 206:245, 45734543.png)

>>59572

I do not engage in activities that will result in fuckups.


 No.59578


 No.59579

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.59580

>>59579

Well bantered.


 No.59581

>>59572

I think things today are projected to be pretty good, I had a reasonable productive day yesterday and woke up 3 hours earlier so have more time to get stuff done. The chance of a spergout from a bad gym session still remains however.

My biggest fuck up will probably be not taking enough opportunities available to me, not pushing myself and then having a quarter life crisis in the coming years if I don't satisfy myself honestly.


 No.59582

File: 6e8fe3825065333⋯.png (1.23 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out062503.png)

>>59562

>>59565

>>59567

>>59569

>>59572

>>59573

Morning NEETs. The worst thing that could happen is that I blast my nipples off


 No.59583

File: 232c8a32276aee8⋯.png (81.04 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 232c8a32276aee8629150611c1….png)

>>59576

>visiting dan

See you soon


 No.59584

>>59582

k-karen please


 No.59585

>>59581

>My biggest fuck up will probably be not taking enough opportunities available to me

Take what you can manage, don't take took much then become overburdened. I hear that a lot where people take on every responsibility they can in life and it just causes them to burn out. My perspective is, as long as you are moving forward in life you are making progress. Even if it's extreme small change it's about making those meaningful choices and being at peace with them. It's better to have lived than regretting lived at all, like that story of the NEET who got to 50 and was forced to work and broke down when asked about how he got here in life. To which he responded, he did "nothing" and let life pass him by.


 No.59586

>>59583

We will be STRONG. Nobody here is going to Dan's today until 10:30 this morning


 No.59587

>>59586

Well bantered


 No.59588

>>59576

>>your biggest fuck up will be?

>posting here

You already done goofed boy. You may as well go see Dan and try again tomorrow.


 No.59589

>>59572

The worst thing a Sunday can do is pass quickly


 No.59590

File: 29df14130be6b55⋯.gif (1.22 MB, 366x333, 122:111, f6377b3721bcaaed246657c30d….gif)

Have a refreshed Sunday!


 No.59591

>>59590

I shall be having a refreshing break from alcoholic frivolities


 No.59592

>>59591

Were you too?

>tfw severely refreshed


 No.59593

>it's another "can't be fucked doing anything" day

>except this time I get almost violently angry the second I start trying to force myself to do anything


 No.59594

File: 6017eb964424f9c⋯.webm (511 KB, 900x506, 450:253, thewayyoumove.webm)

This is the way the game was meant to be played.


 No.59595

>>59593

Do you get angry before a wank?


 No.59596

>>59595

I know that a wank will fix it all but I can't even get hard.


 No.59597

>>59596

Why not? are you an older NEET?


 No.59598

>>59596

Instead of porn have you tried fantasying, if this is your problem? I like to balance out porn with fantasy so I don't have this problem as much, but stress can be a bitch though causing this issue.


 No.59599

>>59596

Believe in yourself


 No.59600

I think I am getting over my anxiety of making phone calls. I just made a pick-up order over the phone for lunch at a new place I have only been once before (I normally only use the apps). Pretty happy with myself.


 No.59601

>>59600

Good job neeto, communication is a very valuable skill in life


 No.59602


 No.59603

Violent poo explosion


 No.59604

>>59603

Domestic poo violence


 No.59605

>>59602

Indeed


 No.59606

Good morning neets. I have failed GF24, yet the concurrently running GF2018 ends in seven (7) months, so I still have plenty of time to succeed in that league. I've also chosen to enter the virgin stream of GF25. There's a very tight deadline for the monthly league so I'm undecided on GFapril, what do you think?


 No.59607

>>59606

I don't think the virgin stream is something you choose


 No.59608

File: 416c2c047929e60⋯.jpg (10.21 KB, 236x214, 118:107, ok.jpg)

>>59606

>2018 ends in seven (7) months


 No.59609

>>59608

Only 20 months until 2020


 No.59610

>>59607

I was admitted to the Chad stream but I lost my invite


 No.59611

File: 6c5117a5640aa89⋯.png (17.59 KB, 355x414, 355:414, images (12).png)

What about aboriginal gf 2018?


 No.59612

>>59611

If you live in NT/WA you can find a qt abo gf


 No.59613

Wife A Canberra Hooker 2018


 No.59614

>>59610

Reminds me of time I completed gf2016 but she immediately left for nz afterwards and I had no proof to submit to the judges


 No.59615

59613


 No.59616

>>59612

>qt abo gf


 No.59617

>>59614

How unfortunate.


 No.59618

File: 6ca294fd8d3650b⋯.jpg (243.03 KB, 594x396, 3:2, 542639150.jpg)

>>59612

But are their vaginas high quality?


 No.59619

>>59618

They probably have plentiful marijuana remnants from their youthful encounters with the local elders


 No.59620

>>59601

Thank you. I can handle phone calls to some degree but new numbers often spike the anxiety. I handled it all very smoothly.


 No.59621

>>59606

>what do you think?

How is executive 25 going?


 No.59622

>>59613

That entire league is too competitive. I overheard a hooker telling an executive that she wished she'd met him through another line of work, he must've made quite the impression.


 No.59623

>>59618

Absolutely not, I assume it is rare to find a quality vagina, and much rarer amongst abos, but I am a virgin so maybe ChadNEET can fill us in.


 No.59624

>>59622

She likely wishes to make a further impression upon his wallet


 No.59625


 No.59626

>>59624

Depending on his strength he may have left an impression on her to


 No.59627

File: af71f33b8e41668⋯.jpg (477.86 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, nuggets-1.jpg)

>>59621

>GF2018

>GF24

>executive 25

Yeah, I'd just go with the last one. Remember, it doesn't matter what you do, so long as you do it well.


 No.59628

>>59627

That meal is just an executive snack


 No.59629

>569 posts since 3pm yesterday

The meth-head is back I see


 No.59630

>>59627

>so long as you do it well.

Good advice.

>>59628

I am just cringing at the temp of all that food. That chips accept for the ones deep under the nuggets must be cold and soggy.


 No.59631

>>59629

Since when do we have a meth head? I thought our resident druggo just abused mindies and weed


 No.59632

cold soggy boong pussy


 No.59633

>>59629

Why do you have these narky assumptions about NEETs? Are you the NEET who needs to keep telling everyone to take their meds?


 No.59634

>>59630

>cold and soggy

A true executive will eat them anyway, just because that's the professional thing to do.


 No.59635

lukewarm unsanitary boong pussy


 No.59636

>>59634

I could to as a skele but some of the food would be hot while rest would be cold. It would be weird having a mix of hot and cold food for each different mouthful. I like my food at around the same temp.


 No.59637

>>59631

>>59633

I was making a joke. It's weird how the threads seem to 'explode' on some days while others it's pretty quiet.


 No.59638

>>59631

Its only the skeles that do meth


 No.59639

>>59578

So it was suicide? Did he hang himself with a shoelace?


 No.59640

>>59637

>I was making a joke.

Ah, ok. Please be more considerate of the NEETs on substances, they are still apart of our community.


 No.59641

>>59639

Alcohol aka kidney failure? It was known he was a heavy drinking. Often the smaller people have issues with their health that may be certain organs are strained/overworked. If he was drinking heavily it probably had twice the impact on him.


 No.59642

>>59639

I read he fell into a toilet bowl and couldn't climb out. Days later, they discovered the body.


 No.59643

>>59515

2 weeks is plenty of time. Do a 'rough copy' the first week then polish it up the 2nd. What are you studying?


 No.59644

Piss out of my penis


 No.59645

>>59641

My apologises it was suicide but the drinking probably didn't help. I wish they wrote that further up in the article.


 No.59646

Poo out of my anus


 No.59647

Pepe on my wrist


 No.59648

NEET Gang


 No.59649

Cancerous poo and pus out of my stoma


 No.59650

NEET Life


 No.59651

>>59485

I sat through 2 hours of the Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2 last night. It was very poor in quality.


 No.59652

>just weighed myself again

>scales haven't been moved

>137.7kg

>think it's wrong

>try again

>137.7kg

>move to a different surface

>137.7kg

Either these scales are fucked or I've got the worlds most aggressive cancer because I done the exact same thing yesterday and got the 141 on all three.


 No.59653

>>59651

Yeah, it sucked. Marvel's movies have had a good run, but maybe this is the end.


 No.59654

>>59652

Maybe you just poo poo and pee pee out all that extra weight. Have you had much water/food today?


 No.59655

>>59649

Dodgy NEET fact[1]: Stoma is a portmanteau of "stomach arsehole".

[1] Might be entirely made up.


 No.59656

>>59652

I've heard that scales aren't very accurate over 100kg


 No.59657

>>59656

Chinese made household scales aren't accurate over any range.


 No.59658

>>59639

Maybe Mini-Me and that Avicii DJ are the same person?


 No.59659

>>59653

>but maybe this is the end.

As much as I would like to hope, it's unlikely given that SJW have got their hands into them and making them more PC:

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/movies/box-office/black-panther-is-now-the-highestgrossing-superhero-movie-ever/news-story/c29bca23cdf9e5dc9eaff08abe7aa35a

I like Black Panther that it was long with a reasonably developed plot, but not Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 as much that felt strained.


 No.59660

>>59658

Mini-me was bald but Acicii was balding. That's how I like to tell the difference.


 No.59661

>>59659

If it wasn't for this film, I wouldn't have known about Wakanda, my next holiday destination.


 No.59662

>>59308

I picked up a ciggie butt once when under 18 and really really wanted to try smoking.


 No.59663

>>59661

I hope you have fun in the African brothels in the slums.


 No.59664

>>59660

I wonder if somebody woke up Avicii to tell him it was all over?


 No.59665

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>59664

Well bantered.


 No.59666

>>59663

(it's a fictional place)

Google recorded a 620% increase in people searching for hotels there after the film release.


 No.59667

File: 5fb33f18f3a3ca4⋯.jpg (62.72 KB, 720x960, 3:4, cK81y.jpg)

>>59666

I just wanted you to pick me up some Black Booster…

all hope is now lost


 No.59668

>>59665

That's two well bantereds I have received this morning.


 No.59669

>>59668

Congratulations, the first one was from a different NEET.


 No.59670

>>59669

I shall never reach such heady heights again I fear.


 No.59671

>>59669

This is exactly what I'm claim if I was trying to raise a NEET's self-esteem


 No.59672

>>59661

We can hope this ignites a-back-to-Wakanda movement.


 No.59673

>>59672

They waz Kangz!


 No.59674

>>59667

Could probably get Dan to order a pallet.


 No.59675

>>59637

Damn I thought I missed some neet posting drug paraphernalia


 No.59676

>>59652

Weight fluctuations are pretty normal, a lot of different factors can change it


 No.59677

>>59675

Meth is too pedestrian for refined NEETs.


 No.59678

>>59676

Just ambient temperature changes of a few degrees will probably mess with most bathroom scales.


 No.59679

>>59674

I am trying to sign up the twotter to ask Dan but the registration page isn't loading nor is it accepting my info


 No.59681

>>59681


 No.59682

Are any of you cunts actually doing anything today?


 No.59683

>>59682

I am trying to have a third wank


 No.59684

>>59683

I can't enjoy more than one wank every three days. I wanked three times last night and none felt more than a chore. Do you actually like it?


 No.59685

>>59684

>Do you actually like it?

Yes, it's like a hunt for good wank material. Then it happens, I withdraw from those needs and repeat the cycle later on


 No.59686

>>59682

I'm molesting aboriginal children


 No.59687

751


 No.59688

>>59684

>>59683

I wanked once on Monday and Tuesday, twice on Wednesday/Thursday and Friday, once yesterday and today. Thats 10 wanks this week.


 No.59689

What a bargain

>You will be occupying the living room, 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom and kitchen with your own table and closet and dresser. And i will be traveling a lot.

https://sydney.craigslist.com.au/sub/d/best-best-apartment-with-all/6557829923.html


 No.59690

>>59688

>Thats 10 wanks this week.

I have about two maybe three each day. Depends on the schedule and the mood I am in. I acknowledge that my wanking habits are not normal but it is a release for me.


 No.59691

A Craigslist offer for the executives here

>Lots of leftover boxes of Oreos, giving them away first come first serve so contact ASAP

https://sydney.craigslist.com.au/zip/d/free-oreos/6567708235.html


 No.59692

>>59688

Your a lightweight, I real neet will beat his dick bone dry.

5 wanks a day is the average


 No.59693

>>59692

>5 wanks a day is the average

Nice!


 No.59694

>>59692

No thats too much


 No.59695

>>59694

It's not enough, you can be wanking right now. Doing your part for Australia


 No.59697


 No.59698

>>59691

this sounds like a devious skele trick


 No.59699

>>59698

True, an executive could probably keep a skele well feed for a year.


 No.59701

File: cbb7b7658050798⋯.mp4 (158.74 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, super_fart_.mp4)

Another quality fart


 No.59702

Your true power sounded pretty weak tbh


 No.59703

>>59608

>>59609

WAKE ME UP INSIDE


 No.59704

>>59661

WAKANDAAAAAAAAA


 No.59705

File: da3a10959812f15⋯.png (94.46 KB, 505x330, 101:66, e98ce8fbf851975e5a4bb058a3….png)


 No.59706

>>59702

You'll regret that skeletor


 No.59707

File: 2b9cdb125ffb27f⋯.jpg (54.8 KB, 653x490, 653:490, poke.jpg)

tfw accomplished 3 months to this day of no gambling

taking refreshed to a whole new level, I am no longer disgusted with myself like last year


 No.59708

>>59707

Good job neet, use that money for something nice


 No.59709

File: 0cfd1a7a0c7a2e2⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.85 MB, 1385x1629, 1385:1629, Skele High Commander.png)

>>59706

I won't be stopped that easily


 No.59710

>>59709

what are those red avocados?


 No.59711

>>59707

Have a gamble


 No.59712

>>59710

Those are tomatoes between the avocados?


 No.59713

>>59711

bad post


 No.59714

>>59711

He would have better luck at wiring money overseas.


 No.59715

>>59711

>tfw enabled


 No.59716

>>59714

At least that way you have a chance of receiving your desired eastern european gf


 No.59717

>>59715

Save up for a prostitute instead


 No.59718

>>59716

I would love to get a prostitute over and later tell her payment is a big water bottle filled with coins.


 No.59719

>>59709

The executives are already farting into bags, planning the bomb skele HQ


 No.59720

>>59718

Sounds like a good way to get your neet stick based in with a bottle full of coins


 No.59721

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>59720

When she's trying to carry the bottle out I would want to play this on the speakers.




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