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OLD >>58205

Remember to bee yourself, both in mind and in body





I feel the same way




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The gf lads


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>Be a sperg and withdraw from society.




Is that one of the penis model gfs?



Almost looks like bf at that angle



You're a valued neetposter



Thank you, I will continue to bee myself, both in mind and spirit.



The body part is important too, a neet stench is a valuable part of their person



I remember this girl from many years ago.



Shes about to suck my cock







With another cock in hand?



Make sure you return the favor


Low quality boong pussy


Affordable quality boong pussy





Not like this



What is not meant to be like this?


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>someone else has already thought of my NEETvan Idea.

Well this makes things much easier, although I don't need half the stuff in the front section, probably just a kitchen bench for cooking and cleaning, and instead of a dining table just a desk behind the front seats for shitposting and eating.



I felt guilty enough using mummybots phone for a runescape membership, can't imagine that level of disrespect



Not a very smart design tbh



that doesn't look comfy at all




Only the bed setup is essential so I can use the space under it as a garage, the front section can be made into a much more comfy space.



Be careful with the Mercedes brand. They are good when new but when repairs are necessary they can be a bitch to get new parts if it is an older vehicle plus expensive.

The vans they sell are quite nice, you can get a new van with three rows of seats for about 10k above Hyundai i-max drive-away price. I can imagine removing the seats will cut down the cost and the brand seems to come with a lot of safety features the competitors don't have as standard. The more premium Volkswagen Vans can be more expensive depending on what stock is available.



I have a few choices, 09+ Mercedes sprinter extra long wheel base like in the picture, VW crafter extra long wheel base (same as the sprinter just different engines), Ford Transit long wheel base high roof or a Fiat Ducato long wheel base, they all have a load length of 4.7 to 4.3 meters, width of 1.8 meters and 2.0 meters high.


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Watching some weird vox-pop show from the mid 90's on SBS



That made me smile, I hope he is doing ok.



Just be careful with any of those work vehicles. I can imagine some of them have probably had a beating. Get a 100 points check by NRMA or your local state authority if your not as mechanically minded to inspect a vehicle has not major defects.



Nah fuck it lol



Hosted by the guy with the scruffy beard?



It won't be for a while but I'll get it checked out, not going to buy a shitter, I'm a former mechanic too so it's not much of a problem.




Sorry 319,000km


May be we could restore this gem


$1200 with 350,000km

Taking offers for restoration




Mitsubishi starwagons are death traps, they are reliable though, but far too small for living in.




It'd be nicer if they were all taken from different generals, so we can look back on how neetposting evolved



That would be a big project



The offer for $1200 has one month rego, I can imagine the seller rambling on how it's a piece of history that he drove around Australia. Even if it's reliable I can still imagine a few issues may still be going, especially given the only photograph is it on the back of a tow truck.




But the two or even three (You)s would be ample reward for a neet not afraid of hard work



Did I just read this correctly

>Kilometres: 471000






<Hmm. We’re having trouble finding that site.



Yep, diesels are work horses, can find plenty with well over 400,000, especially 4x4's like landcruisers and patrols, you just have to keep them well maintained.



that's how you get lanky skeles



This is a failure on part of the NEET non-community.



>But the two or even three (You)s would be ample reward for a neet not afraid of hard work

So, a skeleNEET?



>especially 4x4's like landcruisers

I have a petrol 4x4 Prado that is mechanically ok and serviced regularly. I hope to get close to that considering it's getting closer to 300k mark.


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Fix the failure.


I wish I had a gf



If you keep it well maintained and fix problems before they become a bigger problem you will easily get another 200,000km out of it. One of my mates has a 2001 Petrol 4x4 Hilux with close to 450,000km on it, has the same engine as your Prado.



Yeah never seen it before. It was kinda comfy and nostalgic. There was an old guy at a wharf talking about life as a young man before we had welfare. Very interesting and I hope they show more episodes.



what sort m8?



That's very reaffirming, thank you. I just started working and have a reliance on the car. It's not the most fuel efficient but it holds itself quite well while driving. Interior is completely fucked as was driven by a family but it was serviced reasonably well until it was given to us. We had to replace the water pump because it was leaking coolant/failing plus I got new tires on it because it the grip sucked for stopping and taking off.



>There was an old guy at a wharf talking about life as a young man before we had welfare

Was that when you could rely on the nuclear family unit when growing up as well as during your transition to adulthood?



Toyotas are pretty much bulletproof, just keep it serviced regularly and stay ahead of any problems that arise and it will never let you down.


>The 29-year-old estimated her lost items were worth around $10,000 — including several pieces of sentimental jewellery, a professional camera and most of her clothing.

>The 29-year-old had asked him “to move all the rubbish out of the house”.

>“I burst into tears and called my landlord thinking he’d thrown it out. I called my roommate and said ‘please tell me you didn’t throw my stuff’ and his reply was ‘What?

>Yes, I took everything out of the house like you said’,” she said.

>“Emergency: If anyone has taken anything from outside 373 Old South Head Road North Bondi above mob hair on Sunday night / Monday morning please bring it back to me.

>And despite Ms Evans losing everything, she doesn’t harbour any ill will towards her roommate.


This story feels made up, she doesn't feel angry towards the housemate despite losing all of her shit?



>That's very firm, thank you.



>That's very firm, thank you.


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I wonder if a homeless NEET in spirit found it in the rubbish and now is having a NEETparty that would put all of ours combined to shame




Have a wank



We can only hope.


Just me or are people getting more cuntish nowadays?

People that I see in shopping centers or driving around seem less happy than usual lately.



I think that's why old men get grumpy



People are becoming more self-absorbed. It's life but you got to make your happiness or you will become them.



Yes and no, people in shopping centers seem to be of a shittier character nowadays. My local back in the day was quite nice but now is full of Westfield thots, PoC immigrants and middle aged bogans shitting the place up.

To be fair you do have to ask who else would be there during the middle of the day - most decent middle/upper class folk are probably at work and order online, similarly with a lot of old people who cbf going to the shops.


I wish I wasn't a depressed NEET.



No, he moved to wherever the jobs were. Frequently moving between towns/states from the sound of it, and he eventually just joined the army when he couldn't find any work. He had so much talk about from the life he lived. We don't have to go anywhere, we can stay in the same place indefinitely thanks to welfare-dependence and live empty lives devoid of adventure.


Allah Ackbar!



but then we wouldn't have a token german guy in our general



Do you wish to be a refreshed NEET?



I wish to be a happy NEET. I don't know how to reach this goal, I'm not sure if its even possible for me to keep enjoying this lifestyle.


Wanting to solve personal problems doesn't mean I want to leave my fellow NEETs behind.



>I wish to be a happy NEET

We all do


I wish to be a fappy NEET



>not even one (You)

I'm obviously not one of those posters



So do I


thanks for the beeday wishes, neetoreenies. What are you doing today?



Breaking in and out of consciousness.


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I wish it was this.



Has Dan been able to help you with this concern?



Dan's a bad man, Booze Brothers is the only store that can please me.



yeah you're right. Would be strange if anyone wouldn't want to be happy.


I think I'll go to bed soon. It's been a pretty depressing day for me, haven't felt this bad in a while. I hope its better when I wake up.



Happiness is for the weak.



*Dan's the man


>It's been a pretty depressing day for me

Go see your local Dan.


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Favourite kind of confectionary neets? For some reason, I've always loved freckles, ever since I was a little kid.


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Milk Bottles. I'm a fag like that.



His local Dan is the one in Butler

I'm not sure of its quality and google maps shows it was not built at the time, so it may not be a great Dans



Snickers and cherry ripe



Spearmint leaves.



so whats for the strong?



I was searching on google maps for the nearest dan, theres a pub called 'Dan Murphy's Bar' in Amsterdam. Looks like we got an imposter, they even got a website.




No, my local Dan's is one of the best ones. Dan is just a bad man.



>for the strong?

A legacy.

You can't have both.


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Why is there something rather than nothing?



I'm nothing rather than something



Happy Birthday NEET, I hope you're able to enjoy it some.


>Watching some pacific islander yell "fucking asians" and the asian flip the islander off




Care to share.



Well bantered.



You need to make a trip there and inform us of its quality


Wish I had a gf to have sex with





Is it really much better than having a wank and a goon?



That's still classed as rape and you will be prosecuted.



Having sex violates the neet code of crab bucket celibacy


File: 56dfacc7a96dec0⋯.png (623.01 KB, 1008x596, 252:149, Dan and Associates.png)


The true sex offender state

>SERIAL sex attacker Graham Kay — known during his reign of terror as the North Shore Rapist — has been freed on bail after allegedly attacking a teenage girl in a supermarket.

>Classified as a high risk repeat sex offender, Kay was initially fitted with the anklet as a condition of his being freed from behind bars on an extended supervision order.

>Last year he took his case to the NSW Supreme Court to successfully argue the anklet be removed, because he felt embarrassed wearing it at the beach.



YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Executives beware.



How? This court system is really confusing.



A sex offender anklet would not help with gf2018



Considering he's been found guilty and jailed, I don't see why he has been granted bail. It's not like it's he's being accused of it as a first time offender. That's why NSW must be the state that truly supports sex offenders considering he's lose again.



>You can't have both.

I can't even get one of them right now.


If I ever get my life together I will.



You wish you were a busty Jap girl or you had titties shoved into your face?



pleasure wise not really



perhaps you should get double the time to complete a gf year

for example if you have a sex offender ankle your gf2018 doesn't end until gf2019



Thanks for sharing. I enjoyed watching parts and flicking through it.



>because he felt embarrassed wearing it at the beach.

oh god no, that poor rapist is ashamed, how could anyone be so cruel to let him suffer through that


Scales I bought came today, 141.7kg. Sort of glad I bought them after I lost some weight tbh, but at least even after 5 whole years of being NEET I'm at the same weight I was when I was at then end of working for a year.



I understand how it affects his liberty, but that example of the beach from a convicted sex offender is pretty funny.



That would be very confusing for Brainlets so i don't think that is a good idea.




He's obviously going down there to perv which isn't against the law but to have the tracking bracelet removed on that basis so someone who has acted on his desires is concerning.



CEO Status

How tall are you?



>tfw only foreman size





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Oh my god



I've just been accumulating mass for the impending war with the skeles.



tfw 55kg



Seems likely


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I'm 174 cm, I was 138kg at the peak of my executive status. Are you exercising and dieting?


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Some asian cunt was walking across the street then some pacific islander cunt got upset that people dare cross streets and yelled some obscenity at him. Then the asian cunt flipped him off and the islander drove off yelling some shit.



Ha, Im not that ugly



I always like to watch videos of these incidents. Please record them whenever possible.



What are you guys up to?



Dieting but it's not really a diet, I just had a month long mental breakdown and came out the other end having broken the addiction to sugar and dependency on comfort eating. It's going to come back to bite me on the ass when all the dietary deficiencies start kicking in though because while I'm eating fuck all compared to what I used to, it's still the same shit.

No exercise yet, planning on starting NEET walks soon. Have some dumbbells that made me realize how pissweak my arms are, so probably going to start doing light-ish lifting at home if I get a real diet going on.



I don't really want to ask but I'm curious, how tall are you?



not much i think i need to start dinner soon. what about you?


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Playing through Shadows Over Mystara.

Pretty damn great game. Who would have thought that a typical DnD session being combined with a flashy bells-and-whistles beat em up would go so damn well?



watching the footy



nrl or afl?




Carn saints





Bloody hell



Meant for >>59107




I don't mind the nrl though, if there was a team anywhere near me I'd probably watch their games


that was some nervy shit neeto



Whats wrong?



Hectic end to the footy


Its 4:20



it's 4:21




are you Asian NEET?



Only in the low quality states.




You're just jealous that your state is not the true sex offender state


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We have the most aesthetic pedos



Watching Bojack and rubbing my balls.



>rubbing my balls

For what purpose?



Exactly, he shouldn't be looking down to us. We are too far down the hole and it's dark down here



It's 3:55



>living in a meme half hour timezone



add in some goon and this was me last weekend

season 4 fucking sucks



They're magic and if I wish really hard I can make anything happen.




Actually it's 3:57



I couldn't remember where I was up to so I'm rewatching it all. I think I stopped somewhere in season 3.



They're like a genie, you wish for a gf and you end up a 25 year old virgin with only a waifu for company



You posted that at 3:56




Heaps good.



Everyone's dieting. Some of us are just in the bulking phase of our diets, and have been for years.



So far they've just been sticking to my gooch and making my hand stink.



I'll lose weight when I'm dead anyway so why waste time doing it when I'm alive?




do you lift? If not, you should try it. I used to lift with some guys who were also around your height, they got broader a lot faster than I did.





>tfw severely depressed


>tfw severely impressed


Big tasty aboriginal penis


Aboriginal culture


File: ea5633085d48fc6⋯.png (3.8 KB, 178x178, 1:1, download (3).png)


Average Average Half Caste Penis


Foul discarded aboriginal penis


Aboriginal growth cultures


Big boong neet


Boong quadroon



I missed you, how have you been?



Ive started with light weights because Im weak although is there a point to lifting when Im this short?



Fully descended Aboriginal testes



I've been quite depressed mate.


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I've got a cure for you!



undersized non-descended Aboriginal testes


Carn iggs



A disgraceful image.


Low quality boong pussy


low quality aboriginal posting


Child molesting aboriginal predator


Aboriginal Chad


Moderately priced boong pussy


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>a neet not afraid of hard work


Overbearing boong mother


Is the goon good, nk?


careless boong mother


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overprotective white mum



exhilarating wordless neetposting



Is good, it's fermented in aboriginal colons


Depressed neet in his mid twenties



At what point does mid twenties begin?

Please don't tell me it's 23




starting with light weights is fine, everybody has to start somewhere. Take your time and don't overestimate yourself, focus on getting the form right, if you know what I mean. I'm sure there are english guides out there that can explain better than I do.

>is there a point to lifting when Im this short?

of course, you'll still gain muscles like any other human. Those gains will give you at the very least a bit more self-confidence. Being more confident about yourself is a pretty good reason to lift.


I wish I was a boong



thank you neet


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big stinky NEET farts.


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*Inhales pungent butt air*


*imbibes potent boong AIDS*


*poos pants on purpose*


Tips on NBN?

Can I just get TPG and call it a day?



You can do whatever you put your mind to.



Just get your gf to sort it out



I heard the customer support isn't great

Mine is with TPG and it's a bit shit sometimes but not unbearable.



mean spirited post



AussieBroadBand. Do NOT go with anyone but them.


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More to come



You probably have a bit boong in you.


Your boong GF



Fucking shill



Yeah I had TPG hang up on me once but eh, dont have to deal with customer support too often


Name checks out



Call? Just fill in the online form, I cannot stand those cunts from the Philippines.


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Your mum's had a lot of boongs in her



>Yeah I had TPG hang up on me once but eh, dont have to deal with customer support too often

What for, I have never had this problem?



Moderately bantered.



t. whirlpooler



>I cannot stand those cunts from the Philippines.

Are they worse than boongs?


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Going to make a whirlpool thread about this board



Never had to call boong support i don't know



I think that's where the boongs come from



Well bantered.






Boomer outrage would be funny tbh


absolutely pissing down mates




I've been on AussieBB for like a year now and the only issue I've had is it cutting out for like 20 minutes once every three months. Nothing but max speeds 24/7.


Aboriginal pissing up tree



New unlimited plans don't look to bad. It's a shame mummybot wants the home phone.


Wish I had a gf to have a cheeky piss on while we're showering together



Underrated feel.



the gf is supposed to piss on you



wish I had a gf with pinchable cheeks



>tfw no qt petite gf who rips massive stinky farts



Women are degenerate



are the men jerking it to that any better?

people should be gassed tbh



You make a solid point




Be prepared to pay twice as much for a shitty deal





>people should be gassed tbh

What about this gal

>Woman With Half a Body Attempts Coitus

>>I hope she makes it in porn because if not, she doesn't have a leg to stand on.




You should actually do it.

Do it.





What category would it fall under?



tfw even women with no legs can have sex



I don't know, I don't understand how the site works.



it's not a woman… Keep watching



>tfw no armless and legless girl to rape all day



Different categories for different forums, I am losing my interested in posting it. You need to select one that fits the category. From there we can think of a story to post.



We should say that a big boong broke into our house and left a big poo in the toilet









Post it.



Do we put that under lifestyle?



I had slow internet connection so I called their customer service line. Told them the problem and after I waited 20 minutes for them to transfer me they hung up


Job board and then talk about how all these White youths have the audacity to not work and enjoy life.




They delete trolling pretty fast, unless you have a decent reason for linking here it's probably going to get deleted pretty fast as trolling/spam. We need a whole story about being a mother and having a son. Even then I do not feel like doing it.



>Being a mother and having a son

Not good enough, you have to be a 50 year old pajeet working 20 hours a day and earning 160k a year who cannot stand these White youths who can't look their boss in the eye and have a firm hand shake



I have no words to describe what I'm feeling


wasn't there a myth a few years ago that some dude created these and sold them? They had a name, I think it was lolita.



>They had a name, I think it was lolita.

It was on tor network and I am guessing someone did it for kicks.


File: 5c2b40c6d467bc7⋯.jpg (79.81 KB, 624x651, 208:217, bonsai.jpg)


This reminds me of bonsai kittens


>PRIVATE schoolboy swindler Edward Toller wore top hats to the races, posed on yachts and wrote in French on his Facebook page.

>But when it came to his sentence of eight years prison for defrauding elderly Australians of $1.74m he blamed his elite English boarding school upbringing, Fairfax News reported.

>A judge told Toller’s court hearing that he had treated his victims, all aged over 70, as “human ATMs”.





UNNA cuz



the only 'proof' I ever saw was a screenshot of the post the guy made, so I think you're guessing right.


kek, haven't heard about that before



>8 years

not enough tbqh, we need a law where if you are a wanker normie your sentence is automatically doubled



>normie your sentence is automatically doubled

I wish, I just like how he treated the old cunts like human ATMs that made me laugh


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WeberNEET here. I've been back from Canberra since Monday. Held off coming back here until I was rested. About to try and catch up everything since about the 12th.

Things got a bit crazy, and I may have to travel back to Canberra at some point if somebody is found and a court appearance follows. I'll tell that story once I catch up.

Hoping you're all well.



hope everything is alright m8, stay comfy



Good to see you back mate. I look forward to that story.



Wow, that sounds full on.

I hope it doesn't involve you but I look forward to hearing the whole story and a multitude of (You)'s from previous gens.


Were you raped



>I'll tell that story once I catch up.

I hope it involves a prostitute



It totally does (not the court part).

I can't believe you bastards made 5 threads in my absence.



>It totally does

Good to hear mate. I knew you were getting a top shelf service in your serviced apartment ;-)



Stay frosty NEET


It's bedtime for me, good night everyone


Welcome back, hope you are doing well


Anal sex with multiple aboriginal men


Vaginal sex with multiple aboriginal men


>tfw hurt


>tfw unhurt





Hardcore aboriginal dream time


Surreal arthouse film about urban boongs


Esoteric abo posting


Squatting boongs


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I'm going to stop contacting the few people I considered friends. They never make time for me and never take up any of my offers to do things. Does that not tell you all you need to know?

Or am I sperging


File: 4c9585fee716902⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 133.21 KB, 720x480, 3:2, 4c9585fee71690235fbf120bb8….jpg)

Do you neets like this picture of Chris chan I made?




You need to work out what it is about the way you behave that has made them not want to be around you any more. The lazy thing to do is to consider yourself a victim of their bad behaviour. The mature thing to do is to look at your own behaviour and see what you have done wrong.

The situation may not be salvageable, but facing the truth of what has transpired will help you with any future friendships. Good luck.



Did you post that earlier? I didn't realise that was him. I like it.



I did that sort of. Now I have no friends.



We should start pooling money for his defense



I don't believe he made it so I did not give him a (You).



I only pool my money for Dan.



I will testify against him, armed with printouts from here.



He has said before that he is fond of naziboo rhetoric.



Oh dear.



I don't think it's the way I behave(I'm always polite and try to be fun to be around) but how I have stagnated. I haven't matured into any resemblance of healthy adult life. They have jobs, girlfriends, play sports etc while I have nothing. You're right. I'm not the victim. Losers don't make good friends. I will reflect on it.


I ate 4 migoreng packets last night when I was drunk, gonna punish the toilet soon



Cooked or uncooked?



The question on everyone's mind


Depressed or Impressed?



Get out shitskin


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How dare you, apologise immediately.



Oh dear indeed.



Terribly bantered.



An insensitive retort.



Cooked of course, I cook them in a big pot on the stove



A heinous outburst.



I'm sorry meant for >>59278


I love molesting young aboriginal men


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Right. Story time.





So the Friday before last I caught up with an old friend and colleague who had been living in Canberra for the past 4 or 5 years.

Things started out normally. We met at a pub, had a few beers, and then went for dinner.

I discovered said friend's marriage had broken up (not hugely surprised, I've attended two different weddings to different girls over the years) and he had attempted suicide, resulting in a hospital stay and job loss.

After dinner we caught a cab to what I thought was just a strip club.

We had a few more beers and a couple of lap dances.

We then went next door to a place with the exact same name. This is where I discovered that prostitution is 100% legal in Canberra and that this place is a brothel.

We have a couple more drinks and two ladies join us.

One girl named Michelle. She is 27 and from the Czech Republic. The other calls herself Erika and is from Brazil.

After a couple of hours I purchase an hour of Michelle's time.

Afterward, we stick around for a bit and have a few more drinks for another hour or two. I go downstairs with Michelle a few times while she has a cigarette. She's still quite touchy-feely and kissy.

At one point she laments meeting me through that line of work. Not entirely sure whether that is run-of-the-mill bullshit they tell the Johns or not. I note she's now on leave from the brothel, according to the website.

Anyway, about 3am we go outside to wait for a taxi. There's 5 or 6 blokes outside, and one of them is a massive pacific islander. He's already drunk and pissed off about something.

At this point I remember my friend always had a habit of being a bit of a gobshite when he's drunk.

I warn him not to say or do anything.

The islander's mates warn us not to say or do anything.


Islander starts for him.


>*falls over*

Islander kicks him in the head.

He picks himself up.


Islander punches him in the jaw.

They all take off in their car.

I note the rego and get my friend up and into a taxi.

Part ways at my apartment and crawl into bed at about 3:30.

4:30 my phone rings and it's my friend.

Answer it.

>"This is so-and-so from the Police"

>"Can you come down and give us a statement about the assault you witnessed tonight"

Give the AFP guy my details and an account of the nights activities, along with the car rego.

Anyway, that's it. I had a great night up until that point.

Pictures of said lady attached.



They're much better uncooked



I see




I'm sorry but is your friend retarded?


and I'm pretty sure prostitution is legal everywhere in Australia?



I'm starting to think so.



There's a mix of legal and "cops pretend it's not happening" (eg SA)



Isn't prostitution legal in all of Australia?




Is that what your friend said or what the islander said



My friend. He's whiter than white, and older than me.



It is



It's openly advertised in my city.



Did you perform adequately during the sexual act?


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Took my NEETwalk to the site of yesterdays 420 rally. Even found a lighter so I sparked up a bit for my NEETwalk home and went for a lovely roam by the river and parklands. Perfect day.

>tfw you're too tarded to know where to score and you look enough like a homeless bum that you can NEETwalk in an expanding spiral and shamelessly pick up roaches for 30 minutes

And nobody bats an eye

NEETparty tonight lads!




She poked fun at my executive size and moobs at one point.

She was very pretty and good at her job, so my junk started working after a bit.



In NSW you can buy their time but there can be no mention that cash is exchanged directly for sex before the transaction begins. It's legal in brothels but not as much outside of brothels that escorts have less legal power if something happens compared to if it happens in brothel charges can be laid. There are less protections.



Boong tier behaviour



>Not entirely sure whether that is run-of-the-mill bullshit they tell the Johns or not

It is mate. Please do not fall in love with a prostitute.



Nice score m80.



Fuck I love Canberra!



You picked those up form the ground?



The BoongNEET reveal



Did she give your executive bottom a friendly smack?



I hope it was hard firm smack


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>tfw drank most of a 500mL of Little Fat Lamb ginger beer and now I'm way too drunk



No. She did try and jiggle my tits though. Stopped when I pinched her belly and suggested she could lose it.



Figured as much.

At $400 a pop and another state, I'm not likely to form a habit.




fuck, no wonder the asian brothels are so popular at $200 a pop



That was pretty smooth



20 minute quickies can go for under $200 for a rub and tug.






Rape is free


this general has become absolutely degenerate



Hmm. Interesting.



At least there's actual conversation unlike the faggots posting their literal shit or stringing two words together



I'm shy, but at that point it could only improve from there. She'd already seen me at my physical worst, and she was a prostitute, so it wasn't like she could take some kind of intellectual or moral highground.



90kg fitneet / assistant manager



Aboriginal Anal Ejaculation etc. is not a shitpost, it's a fantasy.



degeneracy is a meme



Kindly kill yourself and do everyone a favor



Sometimes you can get vaginal sex but anal is typically off the books.





Press Win + G to take a screenshot.



Only if you're a faggot using W10




seppo speak is absolutely degenerate.



I love this story about how a white supremacist shat his pants and did nothing while a brown person tried to white genocide his white mate.

Also the part where the male supremacist had to pay $400 for the company of a sex worker.

It was probably the way you negged her that made her fall in love with you tbh m80.



What are you doing here you disgusting shitskin subhuman?




Low quality boong pussy



The gen requires and deserves only the highest quality abo snatch.


Incidentally, thank you to the NEET who was concerned about my whereabouts in a couple of the previous threads.



Pristine aboriginal vagina


Literal shit



Infected blue waffle aboriginal vagina


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Fucking brutal


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Got a special on neet sex slaves, buy two executives and get a skele free!

T&C apply



That was me. I am famed for my caring nature.



No that was me


White supremacist boong



No you are me.


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>tfw been complaining about not having a gf for the 6 years on image boards

>Made no effort to get one



I'm you


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Low quality boong pussy


Neet pussy



(you) (me)


NEET anus



I kek'd.


Moist executive gooch



Affordable quality boong pussy



Neet fingernails scratching freshly pooped anus



Executive gunt


That one time you tasted your own cum



Brown finger nails



Only one?



Salty moist





Gunt gape


That one time you shoved a zuchinni up your arse while you fapped



Get out of the Australia board you retarded shitskin



Pipe down Webber neet cuck boy



If I leave my food unattended my dad will cum in it and trick me into eating it

One time he replaced my toothpaste with cum



Ive tasted it a lot of times


Abbo stretching hand towards you for gibs




We speak English here, shitskin.




Honestly never done it.


Abbo DSP neet



>…but I repeat myself.



White fuck pissed his pants when faced by a superior person of colour


Weekend gen is a very different place.



Blame neetking



Most of us are always here. I just enjoy increased posting volume.



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Are there any /leftypol/ memes and OC that aren't just copied from /pol/?

For a board that size to have existed for all of these years with nothing to show but the same few stale /pol/ edits for it is pitiful.



Blame me because I'm the one who likes to play the word game the most. It brings a smile to my face to see the little mutations it undergoes over time.


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I never make low quality posts



I like to think NK is one of the kindhearted, sincere, sweet NEETs but he does it incognito.

He enjoys the rough and ragged demeanour his online presence has but deep down he is a kind, loving soul.



I to enjoy these word games. Do not listen to that NEET.



I think I've had quite a few back and forths with you.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Nice dream.


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You have and I will while I am here.



I bet you do the talking for your dsp mate because you understand his condition and issues he has to face and dont want him to be put into a precarious situation and he enjoys the time you guys spend together but it doesn't need to be said.

You're a genuinely good person NK and I know not enough people tell you it.


this is the high quality posting that I have missed



NK has no redeeming features. He really is as bad as he seems.






You sound like those brainlet women that try to turn druggo bogans into upstanding citizens



The taste isn't horrible but the texture is deplorable

I don't know how women like it



A horrendous comment



He would probably agree with it.



Rubbery NEET cum



A foul perspective.


Not sure whether to read or get drunk


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WeberWAGIE, why are you in the NEET board when you have a high-paid government IT job?

You really should go back to /pol/.



Exactly, good job



Low quality boong pussy



There is no need to be nasty towards someone else.


Those new Doritos Crackers are disgusting. The 'cheese supreme' ones at any rate.



Isn't that why we are all here?



Doritos Cracker sounds like a euphemism for neckbeard



I'm here for the average quality boong pussy



I understand why you beat yourself up constantly but we are at the age where the facade no longer is required. Your image is set but I, as well as many of the other NEETs, know you much too well to hold the cheap gimmicks with any value.

I said before that "deep down you are a great person" but let me reiterate, You are a great person, not just deep down.

We love you mate.



Thanks for letting us know. I will probably still give them a try.


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Mr High standards



The person you're quoting isn't him.



Aboriginal ejaculation



I like NK's vulgarity and grubby NEET aesthetic, it livens the generals up a bit.



Aboriginal abortion.



My standards cannot move an inch, much like the average drunk aboriginal penis



It's not him m8, she's just too tight


Thick virile ropey NEET semen



He needs precision equipment


Cum tissue bin is fragrant



He needed lube


Evil aboriginal fauna



Bunyip rape



I understand buddy.

Aboriginal anal rape.



Potato salad



Tossed salad



Aboriginal erection



Aboriginal circumcision



This is what I love about myself, I intend to live my life in filth for the rest of my days untill I become a dirty old man hanging around dans buying alcohol for kids



Beetroot salad


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Them clean bathroom feels



God bless your kind soul.



That looks suspciously like my bathroom, and I have several of the same items

I hope you're not rapeneet



>I Do Not Know That Feel



He always likes to take a memento and he's been visiting you quite frequently



I'll have to leave out some goon and aboriginal porn



He'd prefer original porn.



and I'd prefer to be spending my Saturday nights doing something other than shitposting about indigenous orifices, but we don't all get what we want in life do we neet



He's probably got goon. So he's probably got what he wants in life.



He'll need more by the morning



Ive laced your mouth wash with rohypnol



Dan will be there waiting to give him a cheeky pat on the back.



Thank you for your kind services, neet



How much rape do you charge for this service?



If I don't feel it then we can all agree to pretend it never happened



Feel my no area?


I need more aboriginal porn, maybe if I drove around Armadale and offered boongs money to suck my dick in the car I can film it and make my own aboriginal porn.

I could make some serious money


Aboriginal support services



I may, may pay for a monthly subscription.


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There's a storm hitting joondalup now

can't tell whether it's thunder or dans iron bar hitting the ground



You can pay by goon coin



I just said a little prayer that Dan's will remain safe.



Can I trade my cripples for goon coin?



The iron bar needs to come out a lot on Saturday nights.



Ultimately, isn't life nothing more than an indigenous orifice?



Does Dan have an assistant that just mops the blood up and take out unruly customers to the dumpster?



Aboriginal mothers loan their children to dan as slave labour in exchange for goon



Are their children like equity. They are borrowing money against their child's services?


I hope Cheesy is doing ok?



Yes, he sounded very angry and freaked out last time he made that large post. I hope he gets his licence soon as well.



I have been thinking about him recently. I to wish he gets his license. I want him to crack a mad burnout in car park and when he does he leaves his mummybot in the car park as he races to Dan's.



Me too, poor fella. He deserves a break/



There are some things man was just not meant to know about Dan.


Don't dis aboriginal customs. If they didn't whore out their own 13 year old daughters, how would classic movies like Rabbit Proof Fence get made?


Lots of people fail to get their license on the first go of course most of those people are asian women



I failed three times, was that Cheesey's first go? I thought he went for the test before.



Dan usually tests his new goon products on abo babies to make sure they won't poison the neets



I failed my first test because I raped the instructor



You raised an interesting and a valid point about aboriginal prostitutes.



Did you climax before he did?



I wish Dan earns a medal/award from the government for his service to Australian people.



No he escaped the car before I finished so I had to run into a kfc across the road and raped some people there



Haha nice post.



Did your seat belt locking system fail?



I try my best. When he does leave the car park, his mother cracks a smile, "atta boy". I would also like to believe that Dan congratulates him after checking his ID.


Holy shit NEETs I can't believe it's taken me this long but I finally finished Lord of the Rings


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I am off to bed NEETs. Good night to you all and a special good night to spoilered NEET.



>tfw I have never started reading them

Congratulations though, that's an achievement.



Yeah ill have to take it back to the rape dealership to get it fixed, they can service my dart gun too


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It was me watching the movie

Either way it's fundamental fantasy and I'm disappointed I didn't do it sooner

On to the hobbit



Do you prefer horse or elephant tranquilisers?


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Read it 14 times - usually once every year. Don't come back here until you've re-read it at least 10 times, losers.


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>tfw tired at 7pm



But they are still pretty long fucking movies.



M8 I have read the goon box at least 30 times.



Poor little NEETie is all tuckered out.



nitey nite comfy neet. I'm falling asleep too, but I'm hoping asian qt poster or karen will make an appearance before I sleep.



Oh certainly, LoTR was 13 hours and the hobbit is over 9


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My big stinky bros, I am out for mummybot birthday. We are at our favorite restaurant. Pajeets took it over. Now it's egregiously bad.

Had a few drinks so life is worth living



Are there poo stains everywhere?



I bet you I could cook you a better dinner



Need the elephant ones for taking down the executives, skeles can be held down without much effort



Karen is a morning person, dear NEET.



dats rite


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No but I ordered curry puffs for entree and received a single curry puffs with a meager salad for 15 bucks. I could have got a feast at kf.


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She fell asleep doing her homework at 5 this afternoon. What should we do with her neets?


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Put a redback in her hoodie and wake her up.



Sweet dreams splendid NEET, if you're up early i'll see you then.


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I'm a big boy reeee



She's clearly at school you mong



That sucks. Give them a poor review online. I fucking hate when businesses get taken over and it turns to shit because they are cheap.



I will catch you tomorrow busy NEET. Please make sure that you are taking good care of yourself. You have taken a lot on lately.



Karen's a filthy slut that has sex with aboriginal men


I should commit suicide asap



wake her up to finish her assesment

I'm a tafe NEET and only have 2 weeks to finish an asseesmennt I barely begaan, help


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Goodnight NEETs. I hope the birthday boy had a great day.



Thanks buddy, have a nice day tomorrow if you're not up by the time I head off.


Did all the NEETS go to sleep?



No complaining NEETie, time to let mummybot tuck you or you wont get any good boy points.



What a dirty NEET to say that








shh you'll wake them up


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Is life worth living?



No, but much like drinking, you'll do it anyway





Dad's been yelling rape threats at me all afternoon, he's injecting some drugs and getting naked right now but luckily I've baracaded all the doors in the house so he can't get outside



Neetking please refrain from such fabrications you big stinky cunt



Rape treats



I'll take the barricades off and let him lose on your house if you don't believe me



Bet it took you a while to come up with that one



I would rape your dad



Go to bed narky NEET



He superglues his anus shut when he gets into a rape fight

One time he had me pinned down and I was able to give him a sneaky acetone enema and turn the tables on him



poignant post



I actually said it because I was too dumb to think of that, so no narkety involved on this occasion my friendly neeterino



>He superglues his anus shut

Next time give him laxatives


High impact shitposting



Noted, NEET.






I'm sorry that my race cummed on all your native dirt



the goon makes it all okay, brother


Reasons to live?



I mean, why not? Sometimes nice things happen



Cute anime girls



Those bitcorns are going up again


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>Tfw only neet up



Real right-side up hours who up.



Big dick in aboriginal vagina



didgeridoo inna noonga poonga



Still up. Still playing Shadow Over Mystara. Very close to 100%ing that fuck, but still at least 3 playthroughs needed.

Time to spend some time researching how to improve actual audio quality before I fuck off into bed.



Commit rape instead



Quality advice, my NEET pal.



Commit aboriginal rape


Audio quality figured out. Post-processing equalizers are a godsend, would recommend. Now all I have to do is improve my delivery.


Questionable advice, my NEET acquaintance.


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Listen to this recording I made neets


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Here's another good recording




The site went funny and wouldn't let me post so I went to bed just as I was trying to say good night to >>59516

>noone said goodnight to the korean girl enthusiast


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Good morning dearest NEETs




Good work my pungent friend.


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Had a terrible dream

Woke up rustled



What was the dream about?




Morning neets. One more day, then the wagies go away.



I'm about to go wage. Please don't hate me.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fare ye well blessed NEETies. Enjoy your days.




Come back with your shield or on it.



Uncannily appropriate remark.


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NEETs, we've had plenty of "what are you going to do today to improve your life?", so let's try something different. How bad are things gonna to be today, and what do you predict your biggest fuck up will be?


Goodmorning NEETs


Not very positive NEET but the worst thing i can think of is not starting my assignments today.



Have a good day mate. I am about to take doggo for his walk. Very thick fog outside. Can hardly see anything.



How did the Eagles manage to rescue Frodo and Sam at Mt Doom and still have time to record Hotel California?



>what do you predict your biggest fuck up will be?

visiting dan and posting here


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I do not engage in activities that will result in fuckups.



YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



Well bantered.



I think things today are projected to be pretty good, I had a reasonable productive day yesterday and woke up 3 hours earlier so have more time to get stuff done. The chance of a spergout from a bad gym session still remains however.

My biggest fuck up will probably be not taking enough opportunities available to me, not pushing myself and then having a quarter life crisis in the coming years if I don't satisfy myself honestly.


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Morning NEETs. The worst thing that could happen is that I blast my nipples off


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>visiting dan

See you soon



k-karen please



>My biggest fuck up will probably be not taking enough opportunities available to me

Take what you can manage, don't take took much then become overburdened. I hear that a lot where people take on every responsibility they can in life and it just causes them to burn out. My perspective is, as long as you are moving forward in life you are making progress. Even if it's extreme small change it's about making those meaningful choices and being at peace with them. It's better to have lived than regretting lived at all, like that story of the NEET who got to 50 and was forced to work and broke down when asked about how he got here in life. To which he responded, he did "nothing" and let life pass him by.



We will be STRONG. Nobody here is going to Dan's today until 10:30 this morning



Well bantered



>>your biggest fuck up will be?

>posting here

You already done goofed boy. You may as well go see Dan and try again tomorrow.



The worst thing a Sunday can do is pass quickly


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Have a refreshed Sunday!



I shall be having a refreshing break from alcoholic frivolities



Were you too?

>tfw severely refreshed


>it's another "can't be fucked doing anything" day

>except this time I get almost violently angry the second I start trying to force myself to do anything


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This is the way the game was meant to be played.



Do you get angry before a wank?



I know that a wank will fix it all but I can't even get hard.



Why not? are you an older NEET?



Instead of porn have you tried fantasying, if this is your problem? I like to balance out porn with fantasy so I don't have this problem as much, but stress can be a bitch though causing this issue.



Believe in yourself


I think I am getting over my anxiety of making phone calls. I just made a pick-up order over the phone for lunch at a new place I have only been once before (I normally only use the apps). Pretty happy with myself.



Good job neeto, communication is a very valuable skill in life



Violent poo explosion



Domestic poo violence





Good morning neets. I have failed GF24, yet the concurrently running GF2018 ends in seven (7) months, so I still have plenty of time to succeed in that league. I've also chosen to enter the virgin stream of GF25. There's a very tight deadline for the monthly league so I'm undecided on GFapril, what do you think?



I don't think the virgin stream is something you choose


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>2018 ends in seven (7) months



Only 20 months until 2020



I was admitted to the Chad stream but I lost my invite


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What about aboriginal gf 2018?



If you live in NT/WA you can find a qt abo gf


Wife A Canberra Hooker 2018



Reminds me of time I completed gf2016 but she immediately left for nz afterwards and I had no proof to submit to the judges





>qt abo gf



How unfortunate.


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But are their vaginas high quality?



They probably have plentiful marijuana remnants from their youthful encounters with the local elders



Thank you. I can handle phone calls to some degree but new numbers often spike the anxiety. I handled it all very smoothly.



>what do you think?

How is executive 25 going?



That entire league is too competitive. I overheard a hooker telling an executive that she wished she'd met him through another line of work, he must've made quite the impression.



Absolutely not, I assume it is rare to find a quality vagina, and much rarer amongst abos, but I am a virgin so maybe ChadNEET can fill us in.



She likely wishes to make a further impression upon his wallet




Depending on his strength he may have left an impression on her to


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>executive 25

Yeah, I'd just go with the last one. Remember, it doesn't matter what you do, so long as you do it well.



That meal is just an executive snack


>569 posts since 3pm yesterday

The meth-head is back I see



>so long as you do it well.

Good advice.


I am just cringing at the temp of all that food. That chips accept for the ones deep under the nuggets must be cold and soggy.



Since when do we have a meth head? I thought our resident druggo just abused mindies and weed


cold soggy boong pussy



Why do you have these narky assumptions about NEETs? Are you the NEET who needs to keep telling everyone to take their meds?



>cold and soggy

A true executive will eat them anyway, just because that's the professional thing to do.


lukewarm unsanitary boong pussy



I could to as a skele but some of the food would be hot while rest would be cold. It would be weird having a mix of hot and cold food for each different mouthful. I like my food at around the same temp.




I was making a joke. It's weird how the threads seem to 'explode' on some days while others it's pretty quiet.



Its only the skeles that do meth



So it was suicide? Did he hang himself with a shoelace?



>I was making a joke.

Ah, ok. Please be more considerate of the NEETs on substances, they are still apart of our community.



Alcohol aka kidney failure? It was known he was a heavy drinking. Often the smaller people have issues with their health that may be certain organs are strained/overworked. If he was drinking heavily it probably had twice the impact on him.



I read he fell into a toilet bowl and couldn't climb out. Days later, they discovered the body.



2 weeks is plenty of time. Do a 'rough copy' the first week then polish it up the 2nd. What are you studying?


Piss out of my penis



My apologises it was suicide but the drinking probably didn't help. I wish they wrote that further up in the article.


Poo out of my anus


Pepe on my wrist




Cancerous poo and pus out of my stoma





I sat through 2 hours of the Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2 last night. It was very poor in quality.


>just weighed myself again

>scales haven't been moved


>think it's wrong

>try again


>move to a different surface


Either these scales are fucked or I've got the worlds most aggressive cancer because I done the exact same thing yesterday and got the 141 on all three.



Yeah, it sucked. Marvel's movies have had a good run, but maybe this is the end.



Maybe you just poo poo and pee pee out all that extra weight. Have you had much water/food today?



Dodgy NEET fact[1]: Stoma is a portmanteau of "stomach arsehole".

[1] Might be entirely made up.



I've heard that scales aren't very accurate over 100kg



Chinese made household scales aren't accurate over any range.



Maybe Mini-Me and that Avicii DJ are the same person?



>but maybe this is the end.

As much as I would like to hope, it's unlikely given that SJW have got their hands into them and making them more PC:


I like Black Panther that it was long with a reasonably developed plot, but not Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 as much that felt strained.



Mini-me was bald but Acicii was balding. That's how I like to tell the difference.



If it wasn't for this film, I wouldn't have known about Wakanda, my next holiday destination.



I picked up a ciggie butt once when under 18 and really really wanted to try smoking.



I hope you have fun in the African brothels in the slums.



I wonder if somebody woke up Avicii to tell him it was all over?


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Well bantered.



(it's a fictional place)

Google recorded a 620% increase in people searching for hotels there after the film release.


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I just wanted you to pick me up some Black Booster…

all hope is now lost



That's two well bantereds I have received this morning.



Congratulations, the first one was from a different NEET.



I shall never reach such heady heights again I fear.



This is exactly what I'm claim if I was trying to raise a NEET's self-esteem



We can hope this ignites a-back-to-Wakanda movement.



They waz Kangz!



Could probably get Dan to order a pallet.



Damn I thought I missed some neet posting drug paraphernalia



Weight fluctuations are pretty normal, a lot of different factors can change it



Meth is too pedestrian for refined NEETs.



Just ambient temperature changes of a few degrees will probably mess with most bathroom scales.



I am trying to sign up the twotter to ask Dan but the registration page isn't loading nor is it accepting my info




Are any of you cunts actually doing anything today?



I am trying to have a third wank



I can't enjoy more than one wank every three days. I wanked three times last night and none felt more than a chore. Do you actually like it?



>Do you actually like it?

Yes, it's like a hunt for good wank material. Then it happens, I withdraw from those needs and repeat the cycle later on



I'm molesting aboriginal children






I wanked once on Monday and Tuesday, twice on Wednesday/Thursday and Friday, once yesterday and today. Thats 10 wanks this week.


What a bargain

>You will be occupying the living room, 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom and kitchen with your own table and closet and dresser. And i will be traveling a lot.




>Thats 10 wanks this week.

I have about two maybe three each day. Depends on the schedule and the mood I am in. I acknowledge that my wanking habits are not normal but it is a release for me.


A Craigslist offer for the executives here

>Lots of leftover boxes of Oreos, giving them away first come first serve so contact ASAP




Your a lightweight, I real neet will beat his dick bone dry.

5 wanks a day is the average



>5 wanks a day is the average




No thats too much



It's not enough, you can be wanking right now. Doing your part for Australia




this sounds like a devious skele trick



True, an executive could probably keep a skele well feed for a year.


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Another quality fart


Your true power sounded pretty weak tbh









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You'll regret that skeletor


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tfw accomplished 3 months to this day of no gambling

taking refreshed to a whole new level, I am no longer disgusted with myself like last year



Good job neet, use that money for something nice


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I won't be stopped that easily



what are those red avocados?



Have a gamble



Those are tomatoes between the avocados?



bad post



He would have better luck at wiring money overseas.



>tfw enabled



At least that way you have a chance of receiving your desired eastern european gf



Save up for a prostitute instead



I would love to get a prostitute over and later tell her payment is a big water bottle filled with coins.



The executives are already farting into bags, planning the bomb skele HQ



Sounds like a good way to get your neet stick based in with a bottle full of coins


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When she's trying to carry the bottle out I would want to play this on the speakers.

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