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File: 624b3e33c2d6abc⋯.jpg (243.83 KB, 2048x1447, 2048:1447, pepe comfy NEET.jpg)


I know all of youse were once wagies. Discuss what you secretly miss most about working.


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a rare NEET


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Hey that's me!






What the FUCK. How can you post something like that? Holy shit that is fucking disgusting



This town is fucking revolting.


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A blessed image


me on the right but with a woolworths hat










The paper.


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knocking off at the end of the day so I could be free for a few hours



can you explain this?

Is the mod who can see my posting ID calling me a kike?



what did you do?






newpaper subscriptions are surprisingly cheap. maybe you can get it delivered to your home?


I thought only boomers read the paper still.



i mean when you had a few hours free after work?

if i was a mechanic in the past id apply for more of those jobs now for the $30/h and save for a NEET van



when I said "the paper", I meant the bennies.



>not saving up for a NEET gun for when things get too unbearable



Eat dinner and then sleep, it doesn't matter now though since I'm on dsp.



whats that?


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Can you build us a mechanical gf?



that is aiko and she is not a gf. despite what fox news and cnn said






quality has gone down in recent years since google but its worth it once a week. just to know what sciency things are going on in the local country. and to know how people are thinking politically

there are some political views in the paper i cant stand though. or understand anyway



i could already buy one now but i dont think i could go so far as talking to the nazis at the local gun shop to train me to get a licence. maybe if there was an online course or an automated gun range with private booths and i REALLY wanted to kms



Okay old man Jenkins.




fucking wut?


Share your obscure feels neets, for me, it's

>tfw no upper-middle class uni student gf with a taste for shit tier late 2000s pop-rock music


>No one told me about the new thread



Really? No one? Are you sure?


yes hello my fellow australians pleasant day innit cunts



There is one poster sperging out about nazis all the time, just ignore him, he probably thinks Goebbels is under his bed.






>tfw too worried about someone I know finding my posts to talk about my obscure feels


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



every white man is a nazi

T. kike



No one, I was in the other thread and I asked my mum why no one was posting and she made me a milo to make me feel better



I found Goebbels under my bed once and he goebbled my dick



Hey cumguzzler


>secretly miss most about working

The part where I couldn't even get an erection and stared into the window in my free time


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I did my workout and just finished a meal of microwaved steamed fish and vegetables, with two teaspoons of just white sugar because I realised I hadn't tasted anything sweet in months.


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Only salty cum


Goodnight NEETs



Sweet aboriginal porn filled dreams



why not honey instead?



You know what, Palpatine is close to what I image NK looks like exceot with jewfro



>tfw no neet near me



It's what years of goon and compulsive wanking has done to me


G'morning NEETs


Nah, he's saying stop with the trolling attempts

I think, dunno

Ya Fuckin Yid


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Good morning dear NEETs.

You cunts went a bit off tap last night, there was a 100 or so posts after I went to bed and I stayed up sort of. I don't have time to do comfy catch up but will later.

Anticipate sudden, out of nowhere (You)'s

Have a wonderful day sweet NEETs.


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Cheers m8, Have a good day yourself.


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I have noticed your morning posts and posted early to see if you replied.

Thanks mate.


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>tfw noticed and acknowledged


Good morning NEETs.



Howdy m8, How goes it this fine chilly morn ?


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Pretty good.


Was just reading the other thread and I am confused.

Was this new mongNEET "trolling" us then ?

>I am one legged lebian transvestite 99% mong

>How does one make chinawoman gf boob bigger ?

NEETS >Haha, you R mong

>No, I troll U !!!



I really don't know, I'd rather just forget about the last thread.


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Good morning NEETs. Have a colourful day.



Fair enough, probably for the best


Morning m8


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damn NEETs it feels so good to have a license and mummy's car

I drove myself to the gym last night. Today I will drive to university and find a park (v difficult, I need two spaces otherwise I will scrape the side of mum's car). When I step out of the car I stride with purpose like a real adult. Sometimes I click the lock-the-car button without looking back to check whether it worked, which must look pretty impressive. Almost like walking away from an explosion.

I need your help though: I never read the logbook so I don't understand how right-of-way works and last night I think I almost caused a crash.

Pic related is the cars positioning just before the near-crash. I got a green light and started moving, then they started moving, then they screeched their tires and yelled at me. I don't understand what I did wrong. I do this all the time. Is this the road rage thing I've been hearing about?


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was it at a traffic light? and you had the green arrow turning?



Ya gotta give way if you are turning right.


Anyone got anything interesting on today ?

All I've got is shopping and hoping the qt checkout girl is working today.


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I've got to feed the gold fish in our pond and put the garbage out, daddy is away so I'm the man of the house.



That's some heavy responsibility there m8y

Just make sure you don't confuse the two



I have been feeling really productive lately and like I might make it after all, going to get back into my skin routine and get a well needed workout in.



Good onya m8, It's a good feeling when things turn a corner like that.



It's too late, for the sake of NEET Lore you'll have to legally change your name to Josh.


Found the boong lover with the arts degree HECS debt


I'm honestly unsure if you're lying or telling the truth anymore.


Mmm… that stove-top in the 1st pic… I'd kill a NEET just for that artistic ability.


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Make sure you go around and mark your territory with urine. You need to assert yourself.


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>Giving way to pedestrians

No, just No. It's time the walkies learnt their place in the road hierarchy. The strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must.



As a strong pedestrian I object to this post

Please don't run me over



>I need your help though: I never read the logbook

Read the logbook


Powerful NEET aroma



Good morning, all I miss about working is the weekly deposit of (((minimum wage)))



Not really, I'm out of booze until Monday which has its pros and cons. My entertainment options include reading a book and finding a torrent of Shadow Warrior which I've never played.


He needs to read the road rules book.


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beep beep battletruck



cute, is that OC?



>left hand drive





implying NEETs obey road rules


Almost 1pm Queensland NEETs.



We doan need no steenking rules

Except maybe that one about poofs

I am actually totally in favour of the BO's rules, don't ban me



Where has Body Odor been?


Bogan bus derro drama



My underpants most days



Disadvantaged youth public transport indigineous person life troubles


1:09PM bois.



Hello clockNEET



Hello. 1:12pm



HA ! Fooled you.

It was 11:12 in WA


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1:24PM in QLD


Is everyone just quiet today or did last nights autism scare people away ?












This Thursday in the ausneet thread

The posting seemed a little dead

I now no longer need a clock

As clockNEETs posts do rather rock

Alas I am a fickle NEET

So I shall head off down the street


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It happened again.

Mummy usually drives the doggo and I to a particular park one suburb over, and doggo has a lot of fun there. Since I'm a big boy with a license I decided to drive there myself. Well, I was almost there when I saw neon-wagies blocking the usual route and directing traffic onto a road I'd never seen before. I let out a quiet 'reeee' and tried to stay calm, which helped until I realized I was headed for a massive intersection. I was trapped in the right-hand lane, which is to say I was trapped in EXACTLY the same situation that almost caused a crash last night.

To make it worse, I hadn't got around to reading the replies to my traffic post on this board, so I still didn't know what to do.

I got a green light and just waited to see what the cars on the other side would do. None of them moved. I waited a few seconds longer. None of them moved. I crept out into the intersection and took the turn. Nobody beeped or yelled at me.

wtf. I guess they didn't have a green light? How am I supposed to know whether they have a green when I can't see their light?


Doggo enjoyed the walk and so did I. We ran through the usual park and then for a stroll in the bush. It puts me in a good mood to see the expression she pulls when she's running, it's very much like a human grin



This Thursday afternoon I am about to go lift

Productivity must improve and my procrastination habits shift

NEETs not obeying road rules hit home hard

I should re-learn some of the road rules on my handbook card

Got my Ps and the poor Cheesemeister does not

At least I do not speed like most normies who deserve to rot



Thanks for the poem mate. 1:52PM.



Sounds like a comfy way to spend your evening

>It is a shame so many people live in the big cities

It's probably for the best though, unless you want the beautiful parts destroyed.


If you have a green arrow you can go, but if it's just a green light you must give way.




Here's a recap of the previous General in case you missed it;

>Muh superior taste of obscure 3rd-world metal

>Muh Mongolian heritage blah blah blah…



I'm glad you liked my little rhyme,

Please tell me NEET,

What is the time ?



How did you even pass the test? Should give Cheesy the contact details of your instructor.



2:14PM. QLD time.


hey neets. good afternoon



can we please leave musik talk in the last thread



Good afternoon cyrptoNEET



hope things are good. i started the day good but am already leveling out to nothingness



Best go to sleep and try again tomorrow


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But I did that yesterday


The qt checkout girl wasn't there today.

Damn my luck.

I didn't do half my shopping so I can go back tomorrow



anyone ever done a picking/harvesting job? Are they neet friendly?







If you have a green arrow then the traffic coming towards you has a red light, so you can turn in front of them.

If you have a green light but NOT a green arrow then the traffic coming towards you also has a green light so you must give way.

Just read the road rules book, for fuck's sake.

Also, even when you do have right of way, double check that there's not some other spastic about to crash through a red light and T-bone you.




>physical labour

>NEET friendly

Glad I'm riding the porcelain tractor right now



I should probably add that if you have a red arrow you can't turn until it turns green. jfc


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I love molesting small, weak neets





i had a productive day yesterday so am giving myself a muligan today


read the board rules leaf


go away


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All this talk of driving must be making you neets thirsty


>tfw the NEETs have been driven to drink


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Do I ignore them?




Send them a poo photo


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Forget dans, come down to first choice liquor for a real deall



What a shitty whisky selection

I'm sticking with Dan



creepyNEET more like it

>Dan my luck


fucking closed the last thread and didn't copypaste the replies..


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I cant remember all the posts I made but it was a tower post

sorry for the NEETs who just missed out on (You)'s

>I'm dumbing down the posts because fuck writing all that again


Ragheads were here since then too


it should be a banner


You skipped SA


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She's my checkout chick and I'll creep all I want to



Me too.



Be careful, you may be my next monk or possum.

I have a soft spot for the sweet NEETs.


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Big boy



You'll be right m8

i'm also a nasty NEET when the mood takes me


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That's not a burger


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Have a goon to erase the bad memories, the good ones too if you drink enough ;)



>how to seduce Russian women

American dollars ?


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m8, THIS is a burger



Can't tell which fast-food joint that burger's from. Give us a hint


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The one I sometimes still have issues with is this, never been in or nearly in a crash though.

In pic I have pulled u[p and I'm about to go, it's all clear but other car has just pulled up and I am anticipating him to wait but may go without stopping. I know that we should both be able to go without any issue but it still makes me a bit funny as I feel we will meet in the intersection.



The filename says it all, bruv


I'm treating myself to a quad stacker from HJs next payday.






If you're both turning right then just go but still be vigilant as they could still be going straight regardless of the indicator.



He's like one of those amerimutt memes but irl





Look up 4 way intersection, give way to right and think of it as a roundabout



Some abos hang around those intersections selling blow jobs




With that one you both have right of way but you must pull hard to your right



Read the book before you kill a family mate.





Yeah I know we should both be cool and I have done it numerous times, it still gets me a little funny though.



A great way to relieve the stress after crashing into the oncoming car that you failed to give way to because you never read the road rules and instead blew the instructor for a pass. You're a dirty boy Josh.



I've missed your poems monk.



I'm open to new, self deprecating ideas.



>think of it as a roundabout

…where you drive to the right of oncoming cars..


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Got me 150 reps done, did some book reading for the 1st time this year. Feeling moderately OK tonight.


Bout to have tendie wraps again

Have any of you made them since I've been telling you about them? I think they are the best use of tendies.

An 8 pack of wraps, 8 pack of tendies, pre made leafy salad, tomato and aoli mayo.



Have a goon and a masturbation



Have a fortified wine and self fellate.



I can't afford an oven so I eat the tendies frozen out of the box, sometimes at coles when no ones looking I steal tendies out of the box and stuff them down my pants



Tomorrow is the day of our lord Dan, be sure to you head down to your local Dan's to become blessed before your Friday night NEETparty.



Least they should be defrosted by the time you get out of the shop.



>Friday night NEETparty.

If you are having a NEETparty on Friday night, it's not a NEETparty.

That is wagie party day.



Friday is NEETparty night.



No I haven't but every time I see you posting about them I tell myself to give it a try. Truth is I haven't had a box of tendies at all this year. I bet they'd be even nicer with cheese and toasted.



No it isn't, NEETparty time is tuesday morning,



Before having like that I thought they were over priced, unfilling and not that great, even with a nice sauce.



Even cheaper and yummier for me is sardine wraps with mayonnaise. Healthier too, and you save electricity because you don't heat the sardines, just mash them onto the tortilla with a fork.

If you go to bunnings and get some mixed lettuce seeds or seedlings and grow them in a planter box you can save heaps of money on salads by just snipping off the few leaves you need each time.



I've made them before, make your own mayo though, its better that way



You don't heat the tortilla first?



Excuse me but I am a highly trained NEETheologan, the reason NEETs have parties on Friday is because it's the last day of the week that is free of wagies, they then spend the weekend in in a gooncoma to avoid wagies.



I thought it was Monday morning to celebrate wagies going back to work


Hey faggots, getting new car tommorow



Nah. I don't bother. Seems like a waste of time and electricity.



What are you getting poof?


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Just woke up after Sleeping the entire afternoon. What did I miss guys?



Not a lot.



That's a good tip, I've been wanting to make a garden box and grow some veggies for a while.


I've had homemade mayo before shut up NK and it was way better than any store bought one




You are off your rocker, that's when all the wagies are celebrating their freedom for the week.


That is a more appropriate time but there is a chance that some of them had a sicky and stayed home so tuesday is a safer bet.



Sleeping with a capital S.

I see you give the ritual proper veneration.



Have you ever tried pan-frying tinned sardines?



Those having a Sicky are rather channeling neetdom






>that's when all the wagies are celebrating their freedom for the week.

Incorrect, wagies are far too tired and depressed to celebrate their freedom which is why they celebrate on Saturday, thus making Friday the day of the NEET.


trying to fix an ingrown (not quite) toenail.

Everyday I bend it back so it doesn't stick into the meat on the side. I'm hoping if I keep doing it while it grows it will just fix itself on top of that meat.



You seem to know a lot about all of this for a "NEET"



I have been a full-time professional NEET for six years.



I still think a weekday morning is much calmer than a friday night.



wagies here, Friday is my party day if I'm not working sat



Veggies can be hard to grow and take forever and get monstered by insects and fungus and really not be worth it when you look at how cheap carrots and beans and potatoes and tomatoes and things are at the supermarket.

But it's easy and economical to grow non-iceberg lettuces, baby spinach, herbs like coriander and chives, anything that costs several dollars to buy but you only use 50 cents worth at a time.


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I know NEETdom and all, but surely you could do better.


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But why?



No. Is it good? How do you do it?





Literally the only car in my price bracket



I've grown potatoes and pumpkins and that's why I haven't since, cost me way too much for what i got.



Yeah it's a Daewoo…



Well there goes my appetite for dinner…



I have an inkling you put sardines in a pan and fry them.



Shouldn't have blown all your bux at Dan's



But Dan's the man



After rent I have barely enough to eat tbh



I've only read about it and apparently in doing so 'lightens' the intense flavour of the tinned variety. Get the ones tinned in oil and use some of that oil to fry them until they're crispy on each side.



And there are NEETs who doubt the NEETvan.


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Dan can give you a lift in the Danmobile, as he drives around the city fighting crime and goon shortages.



Well I sincerely hope it's not a lemon and gives you a few years of reliable and economical service.



>The NEETvan

literally holocausting the rental hebrew


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Yeah. That's why I only grow lettuce and herbs.

Cucumbers can grow OK if you can stay ahead of the powdery mildew, but the amount of water they need makes it not worth it. Same with tomatoes.



Same, last car lasted 2 and a half years and needed semi frequent repairs



Imagine if the NEETcommune was mobile.

A convoy of NEETvans and buses.

Modern day gypsies.




Now can one grow shit if they don't have a yard




Do you plant in the ground/pots/raised bed?


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Pic related



A terribly formed sentence



I think he may be a pajeetNEET


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Why the fuck would anyone buy a new car? You're much better off buying one that's a year or two old but still under manufacturer's warranty.



I mean can you grow food without a yard


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I don't have to imagine. They made a documentary about it.



Trips of truth




(Not him)

I have a huge yard but I just want to do it in a box so that it's easier to take care of.

About the size of a bathtub would be plenty for me I think.



I wouldn't buy a manual unless it's demo because some people treat their cars like shit. It's probably not as bad in an auto.



So who's our mel



There's always hydroponics

You can grow great "food" that way



Raised beds or pots with holes in the bottom. They drain better and you're using fresh potting mix rather than whatever tired old garbage dirt you probably have.

But if you have decent soil that drains properly you can plant straight into the ground.



Autos are shit though


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Could you white NEET dogs even handle me? Nothing under 7" makes it between muh legs. Though after a few good sniffs and a good chug of metho I may lower muh standards.






>Nothing under 7" wide



She should of thought of that before becoming a Jewish debt slave


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I have the song stuck in my head now.



>whatever tired old garbage dirt you probably have

Check out this NEET

His dirt brings all the bois to his yard



Yeah, you can grow lettuces, herbs, chillies and other stuff in pots on window ledges and balconies and whatnot. I'm sure there are loads of websites about growing food in apartments.


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I've done dirt you wouldn't believe. I'll never really be clean again.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I cant wait til the NEETcommune actually happens.

The glamour of the shows we'll put on will be mesmirising.



Why does that man have a blue mop on his head ?


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Ancient UNNA tradition.



That …

Is actually one of the strangest things I've seen



The fact you haven't sen it is why Rudd apologised.


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I found one for the philosophyNEETs



That is pretty good.



We could block up the roads on monday morning, causes wagies to have panic attacks


We could get our shit together



Go for it.



Me bottom sinister (viewer's right side) on the bike


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You can also grow mushrooms at home. Bunnings sells kits that are impregnated with spores and just need water or whatever.

If you want to get really fancy you can get a piece of a nice old fallen branch and grow 10 kinds of edible fungus on it and make it a kind of centrepiece. You could probably do the same with an old pair of cumdies. Either one would be a good NEET project.


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Here's doggo neet taking the doggo for walkies


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And gymneet going down to the shops to get some milk for the post workout smoothie



What about executive neet?



Yes but stuck in traffic and congestion sucks. People don't drive logically. I wouldn't have a manual for daily drive in city. Rural or further away from cities yes. Autos are fairly decent unless you go for micro or small car.





That was me



Its ok in congestion though congestion doesn't get that bad where I live

Also I often go to rural areas


Depends on the type of car for me when it comes to gearbox choice, large sedans and 4x4's i'd go with auto, smaller cars manual.



Manuals are awesome for that driving. I just h8 stop start driving unless it's middle of the day when it's peaceful where I live. People up your arse because you're driving too slow towards the red light then people taking of really slowly from lights is just annoying.



But you need somewhere dark and humid to grow them iirc, like a cellar/basement which none of us have.


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Got this earlier today. Haven't played it yet but it looks good. I was a huge fan of Duke Nukem 3D which was built using the same game engine.



I think I went to high school with that girl



Under the sink in the kitchen or bathroom, or in the cupboard where you keep your goon and cumdies





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I want gf




Oh I know, hurts most when you're really slow off the line on full throttle



That requires interaction with the outside world



My cupboards are dark and humid



How so?


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What if I just start dialing random phone numbers until asking for girls to be my gf?



Open your window and you may have a bf for 10 minutes tonight.



That is an interaction with the outside world and I would of said "Do It, why not" then remembered it's (((Illegal)



It's illegal if they say no



Back when we were kids life wasn't in HD but it seemed more real.


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I believe that is called the pajeet method



Childhood is wasted on children



Back when I was a kid we had to jerk off the dog just so we'd have something to feed the cat.



Back when I had a social life there was a bloke at my local pub who just went up to every woman there at closing time and asked them if they'd go home with him.

He had a suprising amount of luck for a funny looking fucker.



alcohol can be a beautiful thing



That's why you gotta steal it through molestation



Yep, drunk horny fat chicks still need lovin'


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capped and bannered

BO blz add



That's nothing m8

When I was a kid I had to fight my 12 brothers and dad for the CHANCE to jerk off the dog to feed the cat to the chickens



My family was so poor our dad would jerk off and me and my brother would try and catch as much cum in our mouths as we could for dinner.

We only had one piss jug to share and I would always have to empty it down the kitchen sink since the toilet was broken, we would poo into an old handbag we found at the train station and tip it out the window when it was full



We only had one school uniform so me and my brother would draw straws and who ever lost had to go to school naked and usually got raped by the teachers and other students.

Then when we got home our dad would rape both of us



I feel honoured.


If they are ready to accept drunk horny NEETs

then I'm sure we can come to an agreement.


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bloody nbn not letting me post (unironically)



I love that game. One of the few fps to do melee combat really well.



>If they are ready to accept drunk horny NEETs

I've been telling these guys for years they need to ride the fat girl train, It works for me.

Well, fat girl with daddy issues train if I'm being honest.



bloody nbn letting me post



bloody nbn lost me petting



Might get a dial up connection


I left my poo in the toilet so I could turn off the oven and when I came back the poo was gone!

I'm going to call the police and the insurance Company and get to the bottom of this!


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Right. With executives taking all the slim girls, what choice is there?


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I am sorry for your suffering. Internet should be banned nationwide.

My browsers are being a shit. Cloudflare won't let be post this (400 Bad Request) on my normal browsers but vanilla Joogle Chrome is posting this fine.


Let me know if a nigga from SA


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Goodnight NEETs


>tfw trying to get that indian to believe i'm a rich indian so I can dox him




More information please


>tfw severely depressed



Attempts have failed but come here anyways




jinnai sketches are hilarious.


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>tfw coming to terms with just how fucked in the head i am



Fun fact: Billy The kid with the big pink nose is a Jew


I have never had a gf



Neither, I kinda want indian poster to come here so we can find out if he's really indian but then we'd have to go back to /aus/


I like this one most




Absolutely. Also the Russian Girl Who Never Smiles is a self-insert.



never knew she was Russian or she was a self insert but makes sense

I liked that show growing up though, I liked the one where Billy gets over his fear of clowns by hating them



I had a blonde gf in kindergarten and that's it


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You need to try harder


Has anyone here dumpster dived?



I have, one time I found some pizzas in a shopping trolly outside dominos dumpster

I took them home and microwaved them and I got sick from it



As a Wagie I've been inside the dumpster to stomp boxes down

does that count


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>As a Wagie

We'd thank you for all the hard work that makes our lifestyles possible, but wageslaving is a thankless task.


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I wasn't able to watch CN as a kid so I'm going through the show now (currently at S3). Hit and miss, but pretty good overall. Good surprises.

>didn't know

Well the first is speculation like Billy being Jewish: not said in show but it makes sense. Second part is pretty likely:


and the creator mentioned in an interview that his parent's called him "The Russian boy who never smiles" so I reckon it's true.



Anonymous had a good old sperg there.


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Dibba doo shamma gorp babada biba shabadoo





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Shib shob dippa doo?


>tfw depressed






>That song was written by a brainlet


How is gf2018 going, neets?







It's not going.



Pull your finger out mate


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Blaga boo dim doma dorp did do!



My dad dresses up as a girl and pretends to be my gf


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>ywn ride in the Danmobile with Dan

This is horrible feeling


You spoke for us all that day


It's over boyos



What's over?



He finally killed himself



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Better money management skills, that's all, you RACISTS.



The money came from over seas, and they got caught and all their shit seized so they're not very smart


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What do you do when your penis gets hard and stiff?



Get fagneet to examine it

That'll fix it



I asked the old man across the street and he pulled on it and made milk come out

He said to come around every night and he will get the milk out for free



you lucky duck


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night m8s



I don't like you


I notice paki neet isn't here, probably too busy fucking goats




Cause you smell and your face looks stupid


A trip to my local woolies reminded me of a story that I'll share with you tomorrow night for your NEETparties, it's about a turbo-sperg moment I had in year 4


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That wasn't a very nice thing to say


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Your dumb shut up


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Evil neet conspiracy


All out of booze, trip to Dan set for tomorrow, goodnight NEETs



I don't like you either


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Good morning friends.


Just went to the front page, we're going to fall out of the top 50 soon.


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VR chicken


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Morning mate






If you wanted nobody on the board you could've stayed on /aus/


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Sounds like you didn't pic related when it hit you at least

I am always in a social setting putting on a fake smile and nodding, pretending like I'm engaged then something from the past or someone says hits me and my mask drops and my face grimaces for a few seconds and I hope no one sees

The days of innocent fucks ups coming back and being greeted with a smile are over, my major ex-spergouts just jump on me and completely change my view on things


Morning NEETs



I'll take a quiet comfy board over the horde of spastic /b/ posters we get when we're in the top 20 any day of the week m8


So what do you guys take to not give into the urges to crash your car into the obstacles lining the road to end your suffering?

100mg Pristiq


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Morning NEETs. To answer your questions, it's anime girls.



You "take" anime girls ?

Bad NEET, you bring much shame to your fambily



>not anime girls (male)


Anyone got anything exciting this fabulous Friday?


>tfw severely depressed



Nah, same old.

Might grab a 6 pack later on.



>tfw severely undressed



Take a photo


Just washed my dick in the sink because the smell of stale cum was atrocious


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Heres a photo


>tfw no gf to love


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Mummybot is cooking me eggs and bacon on toast


wake up neets



I wank



I am jealous



I had to pack my own lunch for uni, but Ill have eggs later. Youre lucky




My dad just jerked off in some bread for my lunch, he also washed his balls in my coffee



wtf cunt


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>tfw no mummybot prepared bacon and eggs on toast



wftd cunt


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I need to do my Cenno report but the site is down. I was planning on a sober weekend but it's this sort of shit that drives me to Dan's.


I'm here, what do you want?



That's what happens when you beat them too hard



>my Cenno report but the site is down

mygov or the old cenno site ?

The old one still works even though they have a big sign saying it doesn't



Im at uni until 4 and then im going bowling later tonight with a friend



a friend




I only have 4 friends, 3 which I see regularly



All good m8, I was only teasing.

I still have 3 friends but I don't like one of them very much.



Why dont you like your friend?



Ah, he's going crazy

Like really crazy, not just strange crazy

I had a sperg about it a few weeks back


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Max wanna help me



neetking you fucking boong



That fuel would be appreciated



The boongs seem to appreciate it


Do you guys ever hold off on checking lotto tickets to keep the dream alive ?

I could be 20 million richer right now than I know



Ive never bought a lotto ticket


went to coles for a late night neet shop yesterday

boongs were getting pissed outside coles and being rowdy

two of them walked past me in the self serve, one of them had a bottle of little fat lamb and one of them said 'sip cuz?… SIP cuz?'

rest assured I powerwalked back to my car



I buy one if it's over 10 million

Fuck all chance of winning , but …

Probably better not to start buying tbqh


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I thought that was a goon box you'd shopped at first



Mygov and their shitty phone app


It's dangerous being NEET, glad you made it back alive. I need supplies for the weekend, will go after lunch but before school finishes.


think I might be tumesced


Remember this?

Those bastards think they're sick now. Wait till they get a taste of this.

Grabbing pills.

Kill all sons of bitches that's my official instructions.

Maybe the helicopter is made of chocolate.

Roly Poly! I hate subways. Horses are for riding not eating.Take that you mealymouthed bastards. Better safe than sorry.

DING DONG DING DONG! Dinner's served come and get it!



Don't think, feeeeeeeeel.


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Which one of you cunts did this?



Probably one of the btards we get in the evenings


I may have to buy a new washing machine soon

Just took me 20 minutes to trick the pump into working



Your a boong



I wear my clothes into the shower and wash them that way



Youraboong is just south east of Ubyararsol isn't it ?



I may have to start doing that if it dies

Can't afford a new one



Is there a dans near there?



Nah, ya have to travel 28km to Nidagoona for that



You can stop for petrol at ineedadollaforsniffcuz along the way




Last time I stopped there I had to go to the hospital at Mahbottihurts afterwards


Vigorous aboriginal ejaculation


big tumesced boong





Does not compute


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Got muh grocery shopping to do lads, see ya soon.


>tfw to lazy to go to Dan's.

Might just pop down to 1st choice, it's closer.



Should be called 2nd choice tbh



Not wrong about that, just got some gook beer.


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Doing an inspection on an apartment in the city, some wagies have too much money



Looks like a nice place



Never tried gook booze.

Is it as bad as I imagine ?


Piss on their carpet



It's not really gook, it's Jap Asahi, it's pretty good and you can get a 6 pack for $16.



Huh, might give it a try



I did a lot of farts in there



I would've thrown myself off


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Good job m8, let them have a sniff of the NEET life

Also, I won $84.20 on my $18 lotto ticket

tfw rich



A dark thought.


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NEETart is entering the post-modern degenerate age.



>Kill all sons of bitches that's my official instructions.

>tfw I will never be this American



That's good news m80, hope you're planning a huge NEET-party tonight or this weekend.


A depressing existence



Into the pool I hope



Lol, nah, I just can't draw for shit





Yes, the pool of my own blood.



>has seppo flag

>calls seppos american

>capitalises america




I would have too. I fucking hate my life, I used to be optimistic for this year but everything has gone to shit



What happened mate? Too much goon?Wanking makes me feel better when Im down.



This is what happens when I poast from work.



you must be VPNING



I've talked enough about her here



Try an keep your chin up m8

I know it's hard when shit goes sour but you gotta keep hope



idk one of these IT nerds clearly set some network thing up.



>Try an keep your chin up m8

That's what my dad says when he's about to cum in my face



I told you to get off this bloody image board son

I'm cutting off your time with your sister now


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Collecting the doujins


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I'll just suck off the dog then dad



Double spoiler that please


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Just Did a poo



Your poos are too small.



I did a poo earlier so it's poo part 2


File: 05b42ce418daa73⋯.png (620.4 KB, 800x558, 400:279, Dark_Carnival02.png)



Best maps in L4D2 coming through

"imma be a one man cheeseburger apocalypse"


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw no aprilia v4



Electric Pooglaloo - The Pooening


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Enjoy it



I've taught you well son, you make me proud

now get off the computer and bend over



Looks scary


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The wagie life - sims version


>tfw de-energised



I'd like to but I can't do it, every time I try and improve my life it just fails, and anything that might seem positive on the surface is only just waiting to crush me completely



Sims are fucking useless


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No one escapes




I do ktf m8

All I can say is try and take happiness in the occasional small wins

Us NEETs can't really afford high expectations


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What a mess



There is no small wins in my life, it has been nothing but failure. I just want something good to happen to me for fucking once



clean your room bucko



Why do you drink the carton milk neet king?



I like to have some milk with my vodka



Good post



>'sip cuz?… SIP cuz?'

Maybe he was offering to share his drink.


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Make it chocolate milk



Add some Kahlua or coffee


Does vodka and milk together not make you feel sick ?



Good work.



Not NK but it's called a White Russia, although usually has Kahlua mixed in with it too.



The bucket chose us.


vagrant aboriginal prostitute



Wanking and gooning to white russians.



They used to be called cowboy cocksuckers



This is why I no longer engage with the world, I don't think I could handle any more failure it would send me over the edge.


Luscious indigenous tramp



Isn't that schnapps vodka and chocolate milk?


indigenous eradication



I don't know, I thought it was that Vox drink and milk

Every time I've had it I've vomited though, although pretty much every time I drink I vomit.


Indigenous insemination


Native reconciliation



>Every time I've had it I've vomited though

lol same, it's nasty shit. I wish I was 16 again



That was around the last time I had it too, It came in a goon cask.



>It came in a goon cask.

Absolutely revolting, I've only ever had it from glass bottles and even then it was nasty.


aboriginal sniff tax


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I think this is it.

Feral shit but dirty teen whores drank it so I did too.



Pure evil


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>Email from Dan

Too scared to open it, I think he knows I went to 1st choice.



Make a good enema with that



I have done it pre-mixed shots someone gave me, but I would h8 to think what's inside it besides alcohol that probably isn't going to be much if its 4L container.


Neets, it all has the same active ingredients - ethanol. Any attempt to promote one brand or type of alcoholic beverage above another is simply mr shekelstein attempting to make more money.


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I have been tracking you and will not forgive you unless you come in tomorrow



If he knew, you'd be iron barred already.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>mr shekelstein attempting to make more money.

please post the music next time



To the bowser we go.



Only if you are 90% aboriginal.



Im 89% but after I fuck my niece I should be 93%



Dan is very forgiving


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Jew music is cool.

Does this sound similar to new ska to anyone? Like reel big fish type ska



>I should be 93%

is whore face real or is it a meme?



What it's flavoured with is rather important to me.


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I'm going to fix my toenail eventually.



at bcf?



Don't like the trumpets



My membership finally has a use.


>I Do Not Know That petrol browser search Feel




Email them your suggestion


>tfw drunk






I wanted that high level cheap ethanol feel.

Thrifty gooning.



You got no hope



Head on down to your local united or caltex, they stock E85


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>Tfw don't get asked for ID anymore


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I know this feel.


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Two twisters, two kentucky burgers, two chips, popcorn chicken, nuggets and two sauces.





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Meanwhile at the Neet compound



So I've got two tabs of quasi-legal 1P-LSD a friend gave to me, I am not sure if I should take it.



Do it right now.



Throw it away, could be anything in those tabs



Could be a life altering, ego destroying, time defying, psychedelic experience in them.


My best, most life changing trip was with one of the natural, non-legal lysergic acids.




I meant legal.. well it was then, I don't know if it still is.



An impressive spread


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I am going to you now



Just a twister and a burger left. I think I'll have them for lunch tomorrow



That's going to be one very full Neet



Congratulations on your entry to the Nurgle 2018 fuzed/fuzzed to a chair competition



A real contender would finish it all.

>tfw forever a foreman



Do NOT take synthetic hallucinogens




I think I'm gonna do it.


My friend has done a it a few times, says it's no different than regular lsd.



Technically, the majority of psychedelics are synthetic.



>A real contender would finish it all.

I believe you can in the future. Keep working at it and soon that feast wont even satisfy you.



>My friend has done a it a few times, says it's no different than regular lsd.

He's talking out his arsehole

Seriously, you've got no guarantee it's what it's meant to be with regular drugs

With internet synthetics the customer is the guinea pig


Fair point, except mushrooms and some poisons



>it's no different than regular lsd.

I have only had natural forms (because I dont trust "acid" the shelf life makes it basically impossible to get good shit - it might get you tripping but to have actual pure real acid you need to be a chemist and make it yourself or know the person doing it and 100% trust them)

Anyway, apparently compared to LSD it has less of a visual impact.

I think it was probably the most enlightening, spiritual experience I have ever had.

I had a pretty big dose the first time (what is seen as an experienced psychedelic users dose) and I had amped myself up for it for weeks, meditating and all shit, I also did it in the middle of nowhere and saw no one except for my mate who I did it with.

If you want to have fun, do party drugs.



Story to go along with this

>used to be cheap trips called "white tiles"

>they were only $10 or so

>weren't very good, weird shimmery lightshow hallucinations

>side effects were headaches,nausea vomiting and anal bleeding

Cunts were dipping blotting paper in ratsac

Fucking rat poison for $10



At worst it's going to be some other LSD analog, which are rather safe, no other drugs can fit on a piece of blotter paper.



>no other drugs can fit on a piece of blotter paper

What ?



LSD and analog are so potent you only need 50 to 100 micrograms to get a hit, they put a few drops on some blotter paper.



tbh I am sort of still peckish, I stopped because it seemed like it was too much.



Drink goon and huff petrol, way better than acid



Yes I know that but it could be a poison that gets you slightly high as a side effect



Sounds good, I've done shrooms, 2c-b and acid before, apparently these tabs are 100 micro grams each, might take just one and see how I go.


It won't be poison, a few of my friends would be dead if that was the case.



Sorry if I'm being a cunt with this too but I don't want that other NEET shitting his guts out his arsehole



lol it's okay


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This is what I took a few times.

I haven't watched the video btw.



I've tried HWB before, it didn't do anything, I either didn't do enough or I fucked up with what you're supposed to do with the seeds



You are supposed to chew them up, my mate took them on one of the trips and just swallowed them and he shat them out later.

Meanwhile I had a 24 hour trip that I was still getting over a week later and thought it never ended, was really fucking strange.


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Welp I've taken one tab, let's see how things go.


I used to love mushrooms years back

We'd drive down Dunsborough way and gather them near the beginning of winter

Let some other cunt take them first though

I once took a mix of the wrong and right ones and vomiting and shitting while wildly hallucinating is not much fun



well done m8



I ground them up and washed them down with water, i can't remember but I think I didn't have enough or something, another friend told me I prepared them in the wrong manner.



Good luck, think happy thoughts



>Let some other cunt take them first though




I'm in a good mood, got good music going, have had a few beers so I'm quite relaxed.



Honestly, when it comes to drugs that's rule 1



Remember that we all love you immensely.

You are part of the /ausneets/ family and to breath and drink water.

Have a good time.



True, whenever we used to buy e I'd always wait for my friends to try it first and wait an hour or so before I took one lol.



Trips of truth



Thank you kind NEET.



You're not going to win the Nurgle 2018 by reducing your intake. Have another twister.


Fuck, just reread my posts

I sound like nofunneet

My 20 year old self would have told me to go and get fucked, lol


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Open this in a new tab, it's sounds that were recorded from NASA voyager (the octaves are changed to make some of it audible)

Listen to this when it hits if you feel like it.


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I know that feel. I've perfected my fake smile and use it to trick everyone into thinking nothing is wrong. Back in 2016 I worked in an ultra-social business which described itself as 'young and vibrant' where the C-suite made up the only employees over the age of 30, and the company director was super into 'dynamic meetings'.

One day we were called into the board room for one of these meetings and told to llook around in silence and rate the appearance of one of the people in the room. We were specifically told to note their clothing and whether it was a true external expression of the person wearing it, their expression, the feeling the face itself provoked, and so on. A comprehensive rating of someone's aesthetics, to be discussed after everyone had completed their ratings. I'd recently left NEETdom and I was wearing relatively pov attire while everyone else was snappily dressed, so this assignment struck a fear in me. I didn't let my smile falter, I couldn't let any insecurity show among these people, so I stuck to the task and rated a qtp2t sitting a few seats down. I took note of her retro hoop earrings complimenting her person she was, and I noticed someone staring at me as I adjusted my vision to get a better view of her face. The main project manager was looking at me and then dipping his head to write something on his notepad. Eyes up, dissecting my appearance, then back down to the paper. I felt my cheeks burning as I considered what might be on that paper and determined not to allow my false smile to crack. As the observation part of the exercise was announced over, the major project manager kicked off the next stage by reading his notes on my appearance. The first thing he mentioned? The pleasant, kind, genuine smile always playing on my face.


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You dont want to get kicked out of the council NEET.


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I don't like any of you



You are the kindest, humblest NEET here NK and we all know it.



I will add it to my playlist.


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I'd just sneak back in again


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Is this pasta?



That is a terrible feel, even from just reading it.







Are you patrick bateman?



That was the sound of alien aboriginal porn



Good question.




I hate you, wish you were dead



We had some guy on the /aus/ board last year ranting about boongs being half alien

He'd probably jack off to that


Give us a smile ya big softy



Don't we all sometimes.





This is actually a nice memory for me - the project manager obviously considered me enough of a team member to speak about me in front of everyone and he complimented me at the same time. I felt very included. There were loads of weird meetings at that place, it felt like a cult sometimes when we had 'motivation moments' and everyone would be obliged to say something positive about the workplace. It was performative too, you'd need to put on a full emotional display and the director was super high IQ and very emotionally perceptive, so she knew when people were bullshitting and with a single contemptuous look the room would immediately shift to an icy silence, there would be a slightly too long pause before the next speaker and everyone would try to smooth it over by acting extra attentive while being glad they weren't the one who fucked up.



I can feel it coming on, slightly upset stomach which is normal and a slight body high.

Getting excited, it's been a long time since I felt this feel.



You socially out pathed the sociopath



That sounds a bit like the "sensitivity training" courses my old company made us take



I had to do rape training at my old job



As the top or the bottom ?






That job sounds like a pain in the arse


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this is actually relevant



You probably shouldn't watch The Exorcist



As my dad always says "you gotta work your way to the top"



I won't, but I don't think it'd bother me much anyway.


Punched on with a coon today out the front of my local shopping centre, went straight to the docs for tests, awaiting results




Wise man your dad



You might have caught boongjivitis



Did you grab his dick?




Cunt tried to snatch my Fruity Lexia, that nigger in the dreamtime now


Almost an hour in, the body high is quite intense.

Feels good man.


>tfw cold and lonely

On my evening NEETwalk there were 2 young cuties that walked past me, I managed not to turn around and ogle once they'd passed. I don't want to be a perverted creep anymore. There's this church nearby too that I'm considering joining. Every Friday night I've seen people in there playing instruments, singing whatever about Jesus and oh how I long for human affection.



Pink Floyd - Dogs



An excellent suggestion.



I went a bit churchy to keep my last gf happy.

I was surprised how comfy it felt,didn't go full believer or anything just liked it more than I expected.

Give it a shot, nothing to lose.



Visit Saint Murphy and ask for forgiveness



Had the craziest hallucinations ever experienced while listening to that track on 800ug! Enjoy LSDAnon



Which street?

Im in the mood for a rape



Did the priest let you molest the altar boys?



That's a terrible suggestion, the lyrics are fucked.



For some



Nah, he offered but they were too ugly for me



Kek! Did the police get involved?


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Also I'm currently listen to this.


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For your evil racist crimes Judge Boong sentences you to a years wftd



Thanks for the reassurance, I probably will.


Just image if we ever got an abo PM, shit would be unreal.


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I had a seppo ask me if that would ever happen when they got king nigger


for the next 10 minutes till they banned me


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I see your solar boong and raise you


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>ywn be in a startup

>ywn live in america where twenty somethings can start a company and then pass it forward to other mellenials like you

>ywn work in what is a $40 an hour role everywhere else for $15

>ywn live in a city where rent is $500 a month not a week

>ywn quit all that due to social insecurity

>ywn regret it

mfw iwn live in america thus never come to know these things and thus will never know for sure if im a failure on the level of this seppo NEET or not


Anyone else dream of hate fucking Bill Shorten till his anus ruptures?



I plead not guilty due to goon insanity



All it could take it a few bruddas getting into the liberal or labor party and being pushed into leadership positions in the name of diversity.



I dream of making malcolm turnbull drink my cum out of bill shortens asshole



Perfectly valid defence

Case dismissed


Nah, There'd have to be more than 3 of them with jobs to start with


Got my new car lads



The viva? how it is?



Take it through maccas drive thru and tell them about the new car in detail then drive off without ordering anything


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I can feel the energies




Its zippier than I thought

Don't like the stereo



Do you yell out LAS VEGAS when you're in it ?



How much did you pay for it? There were plenty of better cars in the price range I bet, you mentioned it was the only car you can afford

Not trying to be a cunt, but the viva wasn't very well received when it was new


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The director and the project manager are different people. They're married actually, and I heard her speaking about his penis on my first day at that workplace. I was feeling anxious because I knew I'd need to make a good first impression, so I stopped by a coffeeshop down the street from my new office and bought a hot chocolate. I had my head down into my laptop and I was reviewing some site code I'd written the day before, just trying to relax so I wouldn't sperg out and embarrass myself when I walked through the doors at 8:45. Well, a group of women in business clothes were sitting across from my table and whispering about sex. The queen bee said 'oh, no, it has nothing to do with the length, it's the width you want' and they all covered their mouths to suppress the laughter. She went on to say that she was serious, that she wouldn't have been with her husband if he didn't have 'the thickness', and I stopped listening at that point because I'm a dicklet virgin and it made me feel a bit embarrassed.

I left the coffee shop and found my liaison who took me around and introduced me to everyone in the office, gave me my spot in an open office and told me who I'd be working under. The director came in late from a breakfast meeting and sat almost directly across from me. She didn't react abnormally but I assume she recognized me from the coffee shop. I met her 6'7" 350lb husband a few weeks later when he returned from some inter-company project. He had a huge skull, a neck like a mountain and giant wrists, so I assume he was coursing with testosterone and actually did have an enormously thick penis. But perhaps - just perhaps - that thick penis was also short and stubby.



I'm an ausneet, the company was based in sydney



I read the free local paper each week. There's barely anything in it most of the time, but it keeps me at least kind of up to date with local goings on



Very erotic



Should be and okayish a to b car, I hope it gives you no problems.


It's hard to get excited about this place on a Friday night without booze. Just going to watch a movie then hit the pillows. Night ya'll :)



Nighty night



We've become like a married couple that can't get in the mood for sex unless we're all hammered



Well …

If you'd just shave a bit more often and wash your jocks once in a while



You should be attracted to manly neckbeards like the rest of the homosexuals


The kfc foodcoma has hit hard, had 2 or 3 25 min naps in the past hour.



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>tfw tripping balls



>25 min

15 min I meant, maybe 5 min I dont know



You can still write and post pics, there's more to come.



I feel aboriginal penises



neet king?



M8 that's the weridist story reply I have had. Thank you.



That kfc done rotted your brain boyo



With a diet like that it probably just trickled out of his anus



It's not about the length or thickness that women love it's the sores and scabs on your dick, it acts as a natural ribb to stimulate the cunt and the puss that oozes from the scabs can be used as lubricant



At the moment my mind is okay, I just have intense closed eye visuals like some crazy circuit board, all transistors, capacitors and microchips in a blue neon glow, my room also feels like it;s breathin and intense body energy


Well here comes tonight's NEETparty, on my first beer tonight, my bike was too fucked to ride to Dan's in the afternoon so it will have to be a NEETwalk to BWS to pick up more supplies



Show us your balls



Did you get a DIY circumcision nk?



No I'm getting kebab for dinner



Are you going to have a cheeky beer while walking there?


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His rabbi did it




Nah a dog bit my dick down at the park when I was trying to face fuck it in front of its owner and I never went to the doctor or washed it



Your bottom ball is a bit off mate




Only have a can of Guinness which I've put into a glass already might on the way back though


NK gives blood every second month and volunteers at the salvo's soup kitchen.



What a nice NEET he is.



He feeds them his blood ?



Not his blood, though



Yeah, it's been kicked a few times too many



The homeless boys love my special soup




Soup kitchens are a good way to meet homeless aboriginals for sex



I want one that's anti-sex



They call those "wife" I believe




Theres a youtube vidya of that



That link gave my computer a virus

And it made my penis bleed



I got 50 rootkits from that. Posting from a Dan Murphys cash register


Should I have pies or an omelette for dinner NEETs ?



I'm more of a luncheon neet myself



What kind of pies are they?



pic related


Steak and onion


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Fuck, forgot the pic



Welp I tink this will be my last post for the night NEETs, the LSD is starting to take complete hold of me and I don't want to end up posting some weird hippie stuff about god and love.

Sleep tight NEETs.



G'night m8

Maybe go outside and check out the stars



I really feel like going or a walk, but that would be dangerous, seeing the stars would be sufficient thought.



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Food time




Go with the pies.


Shit… I fucked it up.

Cheesy, put a #99 next to it please.


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Once you've finished that entree, it's time to head back to the Colonel's to pick up a bucket.


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Already on it m8



And in the oven, not the microwave.



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Nice HSP, how much was it?




What's that mean?

I thought they were called AB packs.



Lol, yeah

I only nuke them when Im drunk




I eat all that as a midnight snack


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Friday night is executive night


I've started to not wear underwear at home.

I like it.



Righto, done



>25 posts early



I'm too paranoid about mummybot seeing the outline of my penis



Some places they are called that, it means halal snack pack, over in WA they are usually called meat boxes, available at any good kebab shop. I only discovered them a year ago and I love them



Thanks mate, disregard that other post asking you to do that.



There is a place in Morley that does a really good one



Friday night should mean high impact fast posts.



How much does that cost? I've seen greek places do gyros meat packs, but without all those sauces.



go on



you should know that neets fail under such pressure



She might laugh at me




Then you beat her with your mighty NEETmeat for her insolence



They are usually anywhere betwen $10-14, depending on the store, the sauces are really needed because they taste bland without them







Some places fill it with mostly chips and that ruins it.

The place near me does that (well, I've only bought one from them and it was like that) so I didn't buy it again,



Going to the footy this weekend chingchongneet?



bum rash

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