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File: 624b3e33c2d6abc⋯.jpg (243.83 KB, 2048x1447, 2048:1447, pepe comfy NEET.jpg)

 No.73261

I know all of youse were once wagies. Discuss what you secretly miss most about working.

 No.73277

File: 5e954596a76dac6⋯.jpg (15.49 KB, 413x276, 413:276, Gtthese fucking kids _86b9….jpg)

ROCKHAMPTON


 No.73280

SYDNEY


 No.73295

MELBOURNE


 No.73303

>>73277

a rare NEET


 No.73305

File: c04009add6367dc⋯.jpg (22.24 KB, 415x204, 415:204, Capture.JPG)

feelsgoodman


 No.73307

>>73305

Hey that's me!


 No.73308

>>73295

FINALLY SOMEONE NEARBY


 No.73310

>>73300

What the FUCK. How can you post something like that? Holy shit that is fucking disgusting


 No.73311

>>73303

This town is fucking revolting.


 No.73312

File: bdc6deac8f28e8a⋯.png (3.29 KB, 349x75, 349:75, dan.PNG)

A blessed image


 No.73313

me on the right but with a woolworths hat


 No.73314

>>73306

*700

ftfy


 No.73315

>>73308

M-monk?


 No.73316

>>73261

The paper.


 No.73317

File: d9740012a1b2986⋯.jpg (80.47 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1446164461245.jpg)

>>73261

knocking off at the end of the day so I could be free for a few hours


 No.73318

>>73269

can you explain this?

Is the mod who can see my posting ID calling me a kike?


 No.73319

>>73317

what did you do?


 No.73320

>>73319

mechanic


 No.73321

>>73316

newpaper subscriptions are surprisingly cheap. maybe you can get it delivered to your home?


 No.73322

I thought only boomers read the paper still.


 No.73323

>>73320

i mean when you had a few hours free after work?

if i was a mechanic in the past id apply for more of those jobs now for the $30/h and save for a NEET van


 No.73324

>>73321

when I said "the paper", I meant the bennies.


 No.73325

>>73323

>not saving up for a NEET gun for when things get too unbearable


 No.73326

>>73323

Eat dinner and then sleep, it doesn't matter now though since I'm on dsp.


 No.73327

>>73324

whats that?


 No.73328

File: 762bf0c656efc60⋯.jpg (50.59 KB, 400x311, 400:311, aiko.jpg)

>>73320

Can you build us a mechanical gf?


 No.73329

>>73328

that is aiko and she is not a gf. despite what fox news and cnn said


 No.73330

>>73328

Maybe.


 No.73331

>>73322

quality has gone down in recent years since google but its worth it once a week. just to know what sciency things are going on in the local country. and to know how people are thinking politically

there are some political views in the paper i cant stand though. or understand anyway


 No.73332

>>73325

i could already buy one now but i dont think i could go so far as talking to the nazis at the local gun shop to train me to get a licence. maybe if there was an online course or an automated gun range with private booths and i REALLY wanted to kms


 No.73333

>>73331

Okay old man Jenkins.


 No.73334

>>73332

>nazis

fucking wut?


 No.73335

Share your obscure feels neets, for me, it's

>tfw no upper-middle class uni student gf with a taste for shit tier late 2000s pop-rock music


 No.73336

>No one told me about the new thread


 No.73337

>>73336

Really? No one? Are you sure?


 No.73338

yes hello my fellow australians pleasant day innit cunts


 No.73339

>>73334

There is one poster sperging out about nazis all the time, just ignore him, he probably thinks Goebbels is under his bed.


 No.73340

>>73338

G'day


 No.73341

>>73335

>tfw too worried about someone I know finding my posts to talk about my obscure feels


 No.73342

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.73343

>>73334

every white man is a nazi

T. kike


 No.73344

>>73337

No one, I was in the other thread and I asked my mum why no one was posting and she made me a milo to make me feel better


 No.73345

>>73339

I found Goebbels under my bed once and he goebbled my dick


 No.73346

>>73340

Hey cumguzzler


 No.73347

>secretly miss most about working

The part where I couldn't even get an erection and stared into the window in my free time


 No.73348

File: 206bb8f92753e54⋯.jpg (42.66 KB, 370x435, 74:87, 1234.jpg)


 No.73349

File: 6367fb6163dff69⋯.png (285.53 KB, 633x758, 633:758, blanket lyfe.png)

I did my workout and just finished a meal of microwaved steamed fish and vegetables, with two teaspoons of just white sugar because I realised I hadn't tasted anything sweet in months.


 No.73350

File: e76c72d3db45bdd⋯.jpg (111.31 KB, 620x320, 31:16, palpy.jpg)

>>73349

Only salty cum


 No.73351

Goodnight NEETs


 No.73352

>>73351

Sweet aboriginal porn filled dreams


 No.73353

>>73349

why not honey instead?


 No.73354

>>73350

You know what, Palpatine is close to what I image NK looks like exceot with jewfro


 No.73355

>>73308

>tfw no neet near me


 No.73356

>>73354

It's what years of goon and compulsive wanking has done to me


 No.73357

G'morning NEETs

>>73318

Nah, he's saying stop with the trolling attempts

I think, dunno

Ya Fuckin Yid


 No.73358

File: 5a28f619d1f462a⋯.jpg (29.63 KB, 320x459, 320:459, specialman.jpg)

Good morning dear NEETs.

You cunts went a bit off tap last night, there was a 100 or so posts after I went to bed and I stayed up sort of. I don't have time to do comfy catch up but will later.

Anticipate sudden, out of nowhere (You)'s

Have a wonderful day sweet NEETs.


 No.73359

File: 97f822097ad8cd2⋯.jpg (47.69 KB, 258x400, 129:200, SuperPedo.jpg)

>>73358

Cheers m8, Have a good day yourself.


 No.73360

File: cb61ac00a58332f⋯.png (53.81 KB, 233x197, 233:197, 142938010099.png)

>>73359

I have noticed your morning posts and posted early to see if you replied.

Thanks mate.


 No.73361

File: f45f921043c9836⋯.jpg (93.68 KB, 600x600, 1:1, happypepe[1].jpg)

>>73360

>tfw noticed and acknowledged


 No.73362

Good morning NEETs.


 No.73363

>>73362

Howdy m8, How goes it this fine chilly morn ?


 No.73364

File: bb62886327cb335⋯.png (183.32 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, bb6.png)

>>73363

Pretty good.


 No.73365

Was just reading the other thread and I am confused.

Was this new mongNEET "trolling" us then ?

>I am one legged lebian transvestite 99% mong

>How does one make chinawoman gf boob bigger ?

NEETS >Haha, you R mong

>No, I troll U !!!


 No.73366

>>73365

I really don't know, I'd rather just forget about the last thread.


 No.73367

File: fc83cbed9650d87⋯.png (4.26 MB, 1920x2872, 240:359, entrancedsluts.png)

>>73357

>>73358

>>73359

>>73362

>>73363

Good morning NEETs. Have a colourful day.


 No.73368

>>73366

Fair enough, probably for the best

>>73367

Morning m8


 No.73369

File: a73db2e54ca2ddb⋯.jpg (3.99 KB, 225x225, 1:1, 1525807070036.jpg)

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING


 No.73370

File: de452e287e5df2b⋯.jpg (83.64 KB, 2200x1470, 220:147, PANS_2018[1].jpg)


 No.73371

File: bd16ae954dea6f9⋯.png (15.37 KB, 1109x565, 1109:565, right of way.png)

damn NEETs it feels so good to have a license and mummy's car

I drove myself to the gym last night. Today I will drive to university and find a park (v difficult, I need two spaces otherwise I will scrape the side of mum's car). When I step out of the car I stride with purpose like a real adult. Sometimes I click the lock-the-car button without looking back to check whether it worked, which must look pretty impressive. Almost like walking away from an explosion.

I need your help though: I never read the logbook so I don't understand how right-of-way works and last night I think I almost caused a crash.

Pic related is the cars positioning just before the near-crash. I got a green light and started moving, then they started moving, then they screeched their tires and yelled at me. I don't understand what I did wrong. I do this all the time. Is this the road rage thing I've been hearing about?


 No.73372

File: db43cbb2b4f4a34⋯.png (30.61 KB, 535x576, 535:576, RTFRB.png)


 No.73373

>>73371

was it at a traffic light? and you had the green arrow turning?


 No.73374

>>73371

Ya gotta give way if you are turning right.


 No.73375

Anyone got anything interesting on today ?

All I've got is shopping and hoping the qt checkout girl is working today.


 No.73376

File: 0cbdd33b3948cf0⋯.png (40.7 KB, 1406x1542, 703:771, 1474725336012.png)

>>73375

I've got to feed the gold fish in our pond and put the garbage out, daddy is away so I'm the man of the house.


 No.73377

>>73376

That's some heavy responsibility there m8y

Just make sure you don't confuse the two


 No.73378

>>73375

I have been feeling really productive lately and like I might make it after all, going to get back into my skin routine and get a well needed workout in.


 No.73379

>>73378

Good onya m8, It's a good feeling when things turn a corner like that.


 No.73380

>>73102

It's too late, for the sake of NEET Lore you'll have to legally change your name to Josh.

>>73129

Found the boong lover with the arts degree HECS debt

>>73154

I'm honestly unsure if you're lying or telling the truth anymore.

>>73196

Mmm… that stove-top in the 1st pic… I'd kill a NEET just for that artistic ability.


 No.73381

File: 886f91c9d9d4d4c⋯.png (1.24 MB, 1222x444, 611:222, goblinmen.png)


 No.73382

>>73376

Make sure you go around and mark your territory with urine. You need to assert yourself.


 No.73383

File: 201264ca5d1e8f8⋯.jpg (146.26 KB, 1024x677, 1024:677, 086b20e192bde83990400e0cb4….jpg)

>>73372

>Giving way to pedestrians

No, just No. It's time the walkies learnt their place in the road hierarchy. The strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must.


 No.73384

>>73383

As a strong pedestrian I object to this post

Please don't run me over


 No.73385

>>73371

>I need your help though: I never read the logbook

Read the logbook


 No.73386

Powerful NEET aroma


 No.73387

>>73369

Good morning, all I miss about working is the weekly deposit of (((minimum wage)))


 No.73388

>>73375

Not really, I'm out of booze until Monday which has its pros and cons. My entertainment options include reading a book and finding a torrent of Shadow Warrior which I've never played.

>>73385

He needs to read the road rules book.


 No.73389

File: c9d926daedd55a2⋯.jpg (45.15 KB, 439x363, 439:363, 1526510821425.jpg)

beep beep battletruck


 No.73390

>>73389

cute, is that OC?


 No.73391

>>73390

>left hand drive


 No.73392

12:51pm


 No.73393

>>73391

implying NEETs obey road rules


 No.73394

Almost 1pm Queensland NEETs.


 No.73395

>>73393

We doan need no steenking rules

Except maybe that one about poofs

I am actually totally in favour of the BO's rules, don't ban me


 No.73396

>>73395

Where has Body Odor been?


 No.73397

Bogan bus derro drama


 No.73398

>>73396

My underpants most days


 No.73399

>>73397

Disadvantaged youth public transport indigineous person life troubles


 No.73400

1:09PM bois.


 No.73401

>>73400

Hello clockNEET


 No.73402

>>73401

Hello. 1:12pm


 No.73403

>>73402

HA ! Fooled you.

It was 11:12 in WA


 No.73404

File: 3c05ab9fd4c5c19⋯.png (44.41 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 3c05ab9fd4c5c19320be8139e4….png)

>>73403

1:24PM in QLD


 No.73405

Is everyone just quiet today or did last nights autism scare people away ?


 No.73406

>>73405

yes

1:36PM


 No.73407

>>73406

1:37pm


 No.73408

>>73407

1:39PM


 No.73409

This Thursday in the ausneet thread

The posting seemed a little dead

I now no longer need a clock

As clockNEETs posts do rather rock

Alas I am a fickle NEET

So I shall head off down the street


 No.73410

File: 71fcf9b41cd7c3b⋯.png (12.87 KB, 576x532, 144:133, right of way.png)

It happened again.

Mummy usually drives the doggo and I to a particular park one suburb over, and doggo has a lot of fun there. Since I'm a big boy with a license I decided to drive there myself. Well, I was almost there when I saw neon-wagies blocking the usual route and directing traffic onto a road I'd never seen before. I let out a quiet 'reeee' and tried to stay calm, which helped until I realized I was headed for a massive intersection. I was trapped in the right-hand lane, which is to say I was trapped in EXACTLY the same situation that almost caused a crash last night.

To make it worse, I hadn't got around to reading the replies to my traffic post on this board, so I still didn't know what to do.

I got a green light and just waited to see what the cars on the other side would do. None of them moved. I waited a few seconds longer. None of them moved. I crept out into the intersection and took the turn. Nobody beeped or yelled at me.

wtf. I guess they didn't have a green light? How am I supposed to know whether they have a green when I can't see their light?

*IMPORTANT NOTICE*

Doggo enjoyed the walk and so did I. We ran through the usual park and then for a stroll in the bush. It puts me in a good mood to see the expression she pulls when she's running, it's very much like a human grin

*END OF NOTICE*


 No.73411

This Thursday afternoon I am about to go lift

Productivity must improve and my procrastination habits shift

NEETs not obeying road rules hit home hard

I should re-learn some of the road rules on my handbook card

Got my Ps and the poor Cheesemeister does not

At least I do not speed like most normies who deserve to rot


 No.73412

>>73409

Thanks for the poem mate. 1:52PM.


 No.73413

>>73287

Sounds like a comfy way to spend your evening

>It is a shame so many people live in the big cities

It's probably for the best though, unless you want the beautiful parts destroyed.


 No.73414

If you have a green arrow you can go, but if it's just a green light you must give way.


 No.73415


 No.73416

>>73405

Here's a recap of the previous General in case you missed it;

>Muh superior taste of obscure 3rd-world metal

>Muh Mongolian heritage blah blah blah…


 No.73417

>>73412

I'm glad you liked my little rhyme,

Please tell me NEET,

What is the time ?


 No.73418

>>73410

How did you even pass the test? Should give Cheesy the contact details of your instructor.


 No.73419

>>73417

2:14PM. QLD time.


 No.73420

hey neets. good afternoon


 No.73421

>>73416

can we please leave musik talk in the last thread


 No.73422

>>73420

Good afternoon cyrptoNEET


 No.73423

>>73422

hope things are good. i started the day good but am already leveling out to nothingness


 No.73424

>>73423

Best go to sleep and try again tomorrow


 No.73425

File: c7c5f803b6a8a2c⋯.png (97.59 KB, 612x491, 612:491, 1461032960924[1].png)

>>73424

But I did that yesterday


 No.73426

The qt checkout girl wasn't there today.

Damn my luck.

I didn't do half my shopping so I can go back tomorrow

craftyNEET


 No.73427

anyone ever done a picking/harvesting job? Are they neet friendly?


 No.73428

>>73427

>job

>NEET-friendly


 No.73429

>>73410

If you have a green arrow then the traffic coming towards you has a red light, so you can turn in front of them.

If you have a green light but NOT a green arrow then the traffic coming towards you also has a green light so you must give way.

Just read the road rules book, for fuck's sake.

Also, even when you do have right of way, double check that there's not some other spastic about to crash through a red light and T-bone you.


 No.73430

>>73427

>>73428

>physical labour

>NEET friendly

Glad I'm riding the porcelain tractor right now


 No.73431

>>73429

I should probably add that if you have a red arrow you can't turn until it turns green. jfc


 No.73432

File: 0760f16f7a1aea8⋯.png (28.57 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 1526508897328.png)

PEPES ON MY WRIST CAN'T TELL ME SHIT


 No.73433

I love molesting small, weak neets


 No.73434

>>73424

agreed

>>73425

i had a productive day yesterday so am giving myself a muligan today

>>73428

read the board rules leaf

>>73433

go away


 No.73435

File: 785985f576af320⋯.png (518.56 KB, 1008x596, 252:149, 56dfacc7a96dec014cfdc81fa1….png)

All this talk of driving must be making you neets thirsty


 No.73436

>tfw the NEETs have been driven to drink


 No.73437

File: f16b85252958064⋯.png (74.25 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_2018-05-17-15-1….png)

Do I ignore them?


 No.73438


 No.73439

>>73437

Send them a poo photo


 No.73440

File: 23c5af10fe0aaa1⋯.jpg (1.96 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 15265422115382064700484.jpg)

File: 958327684e8626c⋯.jpg (1.71 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, 152654225181580289131.jpg)

Forget dans, come down to first choice liquor for a real deall


 No.73441

>>73440

What a shitty whisky selection

I'm sticking with Dan


 No.73442

>>73426

creepyNEET more like it

>Dan my luck


 No.73443

fucking closed the last thread and didn't copypaste the replies..


 No.73444

File: 423fc40e8ef7abf⋯.jpg (387.63 KB, 1200x1209, 400:403, a121e2c1b5a454b39c1bbcabc9….jpg)

I cant remember all the posts I made but it was a tower post

sorry for the NEETs who just missed out on (You)'s

>I'm dumbing down the posts because fuck writing all that again

>>73214

Ragheads were here since then too

>>73255

it should be a banner

>>73287

You skipped SA


 No.73445

File: fcbc5b4efb1c71f⋯.jpg (25.77 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 11385604_1438795966425283_….jpg)

>>73442

She's my checkout chick and I'll creep all I want to


 No.73446

>>73354

Me too.


 No.73447

>>73361

Be careful, you may be my next monk or possum.

I have a soft spot for the sweet NEETs.


 No.73448

File: f0d86b55eecc71f⋯.jpg (238.46 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, IMG_20180517_175714.jpg)

Big boy


 No.73449

>>73447

You'll be right m8

i'm also a nasty NEET when the mood takes me


 No.73450

File: 54c16c945e84844⋯.jpeg (23.21 KB, 512x288, 16:9, images (78).jpeg)

>>73448

That's not a burger


 No.73451

File: cd4fbd9fcc07cfc⋯.png (727.74 KB, 725x645, 145:129, Basically either be really….png)

>>73443

Have a goon to erase the bad memories, the good ones too if you drink enough ;)


 No.73452

>>73451

>how to seduce Russian women

American dollars ?


 No.73453

File: 0f09226b8938aaa⋯.jpg (556.07 KB, 923x609, 923:609, burger-challenge.jpg)

>>73450

m8, THIS is a burger


 No.73454

>>73448

Can't tell which fast-food joint that burger's from. Give us a hint


 No.73455

File: 036dd191599882a⋯.png (17.36 KB, 1014x551, 1014:551, Untitled.png)

>>73371

The one I sometimes still have issues with is this, never been in or nearly in a crash though.

In pic I have pulled u[p and I'm about to go, it's all clear but other car has just pulled up and I am anticipating him to wait but may go without stopping. I know that we should both be able to go without any issue but it still makes me a bit funny as I feel we will meet in the intersection.


 No.73456

>>73452

The filename says it all, bruv

>>73453

I'm treating myself to a quad stacker from HJs next payday.


 No.73457

>>73380

CheeseJosh


 No.73458

>>73455

If you're both turning right then just go but still be vigilant as they could still be going straight regardless of the indicator.


 No.73459

>>73450

He's like one of those amerimutt memes but irl

>>73454

McD


 No.73460

>>73455

Look up 4 way intersection, give way to right and think of it as a roundabout


 No.73461

>>73458

Some abos hang around those intersections selling blow jobs


 No.73462

>>73371

>>73455

With that one you both have right of way but you must pull hard to your right


 No.73463

>>73410

Read the book before you kill a family mate.


 No.73464

>>73462

>>73460

>>73458

Yeah I know we should both be cool and I have done it numerous times, it still gets me a little funny though.


 No.73465

>>73461

A great way to relieve the stress after crashing into the oncoming car that you failed to give way to because you never read the road rules and instead blew the instructor for a pass. You're a dirty boy Josh.


 No.73466

>>73411

I've missed your poems monk.


 No.73467

>>73449

I'm open to new, self deprecating ideas.


 No.73468

>>73460

>think of it as a roundabout

…where you drive to the right of oncoming cars..


 No.73469

File: 14087a218eddc94⋯.jpg (54.82 KB, 700x467, 700:467, Kim Jong Unna.jpg)

Got me 150 reps done, did some book reading for the 1st time this year. Feeling moderately OK tonight.


 No.73470

Bout to have tendie wraps again

Have any of you made them since I've been telling you about them? I think they are the best use of tendies.

An 8 pack of wraps, 8 pack of tendies, pre made leafy salad, tomato and aoli mayo.


 No.73471

>>73469

Have a goon and a masturbation


 No.73472

>>73469

Have a fortified wine and self fellate.


 No.73473

>>73470

I can't afford an oven so I eat the tendies frozen out of the box, sometimes at coles when no ones looking I steal tendies out of the box and stuff them down my pants


 No.73474

ATTENTION NEETS

Tomorrow is the day of our lord Dan, be sure to you head down to your local Dan's to become blessed before your Friday night NEETparty.


 No.73475

>>73473

Least they should be defrosted by the time you get out of the shop.


 No.73476

>>73474

>Friday night NEETparty.

If you are having a NEETparty on Friday night, it's not a NEETparty.

That is wagie party day.


 No.73477

>>73476

Friday is NEETparty night.


 No.73478

>>73470

No I haven't but every time I see you posting about them I tell myself to give it a try. Truth is I haven't had a box of tendies at all this year. I bet they'd be even nicer with cheese and toasted.


 No.73479

>>73477

No it isn't, NEETparty time is tuesday morning,


 No.73480

>>73478

Before having like that I thought they were over priced, unfilling and not that great, even with a nice sauce.


 No.73481

>>73470

Even cheaper and yummier for me is sardine wraps with mayonnaise. Healthier too, and you save electricity because you don't heat the sardines, just mash them onto the tortilla with a fork.

If you go to bunnings and get some mixed lettuce seeds or seedlings and grow them in a planter box you can save heaps of money on salads by just snipping off the few leaves you need each time.


 No.73482

>>73470

I've made them before, make your own mayo though, its better that way


 No.73483

>>73481

You don't heat the tortilla first?


 No.73484

>>73479

Excuse me but I am a highly trained NEETheologan, the reason NEETs have parties on Friday is because it's the last day of the week that is free of wagies, they then spend the weekend in in a gooncoma to avoid wagies.


 No.73485

>>73479

I thought it was Monday morning to celebrate wagies going back to work


 No.73486

Hey faggots, getting new car tommorow


 No.73487

>>73483

Nah. I don't bother. Seems like a waste of time and electricity.


 No.73488

>>73486

What are you getting poof?


 No.73489

File: f6b48d4cb015a0b⋯.jpg (8.86 KB, 242x242, 1:1, tired-pepe.jpg)

Just woke up after Sleeping the entire afternoon. What did I miss guys?


 No.73490

>>73489

Not a lot.


 No.73491

>>73481

That's a good tip, I've been wanting to make a garden box and grow some veggies for a while.

>>73482

I've had homemade mayo before shut up NK and it was way better than any store bought one


 No.73492


 No.73493

>>73484

You are off your rocker, that's when all the wagies are celebrating their freedom for the week.

>>73485

That is a more appropriate time but there is a chance that some of them had a sicky and stayed home so tuesday is a safer bet.


 No.73494

>>73489

Sleeping with a capital S.

I see you give the ritual proper veneration.


 No.73495

>>73481

Have you ever tried pan-frying tinned sardines?


 No.73496

>>73493

Those having a Sicky are rather channeling neetdom


 No.73497

>>73495

Sauteedines


 No.73498

>>73493

>that's when all the wagies are celebrating their freedom for the week.

Incorrect, wagies are far too tired and depressed to celebrate their freedom which is why they celebrate on Saturday, thus making Friday the day of the NEET.


 No.73499

trying to fix an ingrown (not quite) toenail.

Everyday I bend it back so it doesn't stick into the meat on the side. I'm hoping if I keep doing it while it grows it will just fix itself on top of that meat.


 No.73500

>>73498

You seem to know a lot about all of this for a "NEET"


 No.73501

>>73500

I have been a full-time professional NEET for six years.


 No.73502

>>73501

I still think a weekday morning is much calmer than a friday night.


 No.73503

>>73498

wagies here, Friday is my party day if I'm not working sat


 No.73504

>>73491

Veggies can be hard to grow and take forever and get monstered by insects and fungus and really not be worth it when you look at how cheap carrots and beans and potatoes and tomatoes and things are at the supermarket.

But it's easy and economical to grow non-iceberg lettuces, baby spinach, herbs like coriander and chives, anything that costs several dollars to buy but you only use 50 cents worth at a time.


 No.73505

File: 5ebcca7dc199b37⋯.png (7.31 KB, 250x202, 125:101, 234r.png)

>>73492

>Viva

I know NEETdom and all, but surely you could do better.


 No.73506

File: e25f6c5004ce77d⋯.png (427.15 KB, 787x553, 787:553, 2006 Holden Viva La Poofta.png)

>>73492

But why?


 No.73507

>>73495

No. Is it good? How do you do it?


 No.73508

>>73504

>>73505

>>73506

Literally the only car in my price bracket


 No.73509

>>73504

I've grown potatoes and pumpkins and that's why I haven't since, cost me way too much for what i got.


 No.73510

>>73506

Yeah it's a Daewoo…


 No.73511

>>73499

Well there goes my appetite for dinner…


 No.73512

>>73507

I have an inkling you put sardines in a pan and fry them.


 No.73513

>>73508

Shouldn't have blown all your bux at Dan's


 No.73514

>>73513

But Dan's the man


 No.73515

>>73513

After rent I have barely enough to eat tbh


 No.73516

>>73507

I've only read about it and apparently in doing so 'lightens' the intense flavour of the tinned variety. Get the ones tinned in oil and use some of that oil to fry them until they're crispy on each side.


 No.73517

>>73515

And there are NEETs who doubt the NEETvan.


 No.73518

File: a7a965cb096c949⋯.jpg (76.69 KB, 1008x600, 42:25, a7a965cb096c949898c66b542d….jpg)

>>73514

Dan can give you a lift in the Danmobile, as he drives around the city fighting crime and goon shortages.


 No.73519

>>73508

Well I sincerely hope it's not a lemon and gives you a few years of reliable and economical service.


 No.73520

>>73517

>The NEETvan

literally holocausting the rental hebrew


 No.73521

File: 4985a07d50ef1d6⋯.jpg (74.15 KB, 590x871, 590:871, f5703e3209f5b18ee812bea6c8….jpg)

>>73509

Yeah. That's why I only grow lettuce and herbs.

Cucumbers can grow OK if you can stay ahead of the powdery mildew, but the amount of water they need makes it not worth it. Same with tomatoes.


 No.73522

>>73519

Same, last car lasted 2 and a half years and needed semi frequent repairs


 No.73523


 No.73524

Imagine if the NEETcommune was mobile.

A convoy of NEETvans and buses.

Modern day gypsies.


 No.73525


 No.73526

>>73521

Now can one grow shit if they don't have a yard


 No.73527


 No.73528

>>73521

Do you plant in the ground/pots/raised bed?


 No.73529

File: 191a53d5a1ddfac⋯.jpeg (22.63 KB, 470x313, 470:313, images (2).jpeg)

>>73524

Pic related


 No.73530

>>73526

A terribly formed sentence


 No.73531

>>73530

I think he may be a pajeetNEET


 No.73532

File: 9e79e16a25082ab⋯.gif (2 MB, 475x203, 475:203, agentsmith.gif)


 No.73533

Why the fuck would anyone buy a new car? You're much better off buying one that's a year or two old but still under manufacturer's warranty.


 No.73534

>>73530

I mean can you grow food without a yard


 No.73535

File: 5c87b9621c9b2a7⋯.jpg (402.98 KB, 2048x1363, 2048:1363, mad-max-convoy.jpg)

>>73524

I don't have to imagine. They made a documentary about it.


 No.73536

>>73533

Trips of truth


 No.73537


 No.73538

>>73534

(Not him)

I have a huge yard but I just want to do it in a box so that it's easier to take care of.

About the size of a bathtub would be plenty for me I think.


 No.73539

>>73533

I wouldn't buy a manual unless it's demo because some people treat their cars like shit. It's probably not as bad in an auto.


 No.73540

>>73535

So who's our mel


 No.73541

>>73534

There's always hydroponics

You can grow great "food" that way


 No.73542

>>73528

Raised beds or pots with holes in the bottom. They drain better and you're using fresh potting mix rather than whatever tired old garbage dirt you probably have.

But if you have decent soil that drains properly you can plant straight into the ground.


 No.73543

>>73539

Autos are shit though


 No.73544

File: 6c59763c8ca3f31⋯.png (852.66 KB, 715x517, 65:47, Kalgoorlie beast.png)

Could you white NEET dogs even handle me? Nothing under 7" makes it between muh legs. Though after a few good sniffs and a good chug of metho I may lower muh standards.


 No.73545

>>73540

MAX… Mad MAX


 No.73546

>>73544

>Nothing under 7" wide


 No.73547

>>73544

She should of thought of that before becoming a Jewish debt slave


 No.73548

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I have the song stuck in my head now.


 No.73549

>>73542

>whatever tired old garbage dirt you probably have

Check out this NEET

His dirt brings all the bois to his yard


 No.73550

>>73534

Yeah, you can grow lettuces, herbs, chillies and other stuff in pots on window ledges and balconies and whatnot. I'm sure there are loads of websites about growing food in apartments.


 No.73551

File: f22b5f6f242e5da⋯.jpg (82.84 KB, 600x399, 200:133, william-s-burroughs1.jpg)

>>73549

I've done dirt you wouldn't believe. I'll never really be clean again.


 No.73552

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I cant wait til the NEETcommune actually happens.

The glamour of the shows we'll put on will be mesmirising.


 No.73553

>>73552

Why does that man have a blue mop on his head ?


 No.73554

File: 0fb6a925fc11f9e⋯.jpg (38.44 KB, 466x600, 233:300, OLD_EARLY_PHOTO_AUSTRALIAN….jpg)

>>73553

Ancient UNNA tradition.


 No.73555

>>73554

That …

Is actually one of the strangest things I've seen


 No.73556

>>73555

The fact you haven't sen it is why Rudd apologised.


 No.73557

File: 8d685c1f5197017⋯.png (503.71 KB, 577x318, 577:318, neetlife3.png)

I found one for the philosophyNEETs


 No.73558

>>73557

That is pretty good.


 No.73559

>>73524

We could block up the roads on monday morning, causes wagies to have panic attacks


 No.73560

We could get our shit together


 No.73561

>>73560

Go for it.


 No.73562

>>73535

Me bottom sinister (viewer's right side) on the bike


 No.73563

File: 4c00b2e402acb07⋯.jpeg (17.89 KB, 459x321, 153:107, images (4).jpeg)

You can also grow mushrooms at home. Bunnings sells kits that are impregnated with spores and just need water or whatever.

If you want to get really fancy you can get a piece of a nice old fallen branch and grow 10 kinds of edible fungus on it and make it a kind of centrepiece. You could probably do the same with an old pair of cumdies. Either one would be a good NEET project.


 No.73564

File: d4870c76d212eb3⋯.jpg (258.71 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, road_warrior.jpg)

>>73562

Here's doggo neet taking the doggo for walkies


 No.73565

File: 12f5f333d241731⋯.jpg (82.43 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, humongous.jpg)

>>73564

And gymneet going down to the shops to get some milk for the post workout smoothie


 No.73566

>>73565

What about executive neet?


 No.73567

>>73543

Yes but stuck in traffic and congestion sucks. People don't drive logically. I wouldn't have a manual for daily drive in city. Rural or further away from cities yes. Autos are fairly decent unless you go for micro or small car.


 No.73568

Autotragic


 No.73569

>>73312

That was me


 No.73570

>>73567

Its ok in congestion though congestion doesn't get that bad where I live

Also I often go to rural areas


 No.73571

Depends on the type of car for me when it comes to gearbox choice, large sedans and 4x4's i'd go with auto, smaller cars manual.


 No.73572

>>73570

Manuals are awesome for that driving. I just h8 stop start driving unless it's middle of the day when it's peaceful where I live. People up your arse because you're driving too slow towards the red light then people taking of really slowly from lights is just annoying.


 No.73573

>>73563

But you need somewhere dark and humid to grow them iirc, like a cellar/basement which none of us have.


 No.73574

File: 26340f124a4b7e2⋯.png (807.18 KB, 1089x645, 363:215, Shadow Warrior Classic Com….png)

Got this earlier today. Haven't played it yet but it looks good. I was a huge fan of Duke Nukem 3D which was built using the same game engine.


 No.73575

>>73574

I think I went to high school with that girl


 No.73576

>>73573

Under the sink in the kitchen or bathroom, or in the cupboard where you keep your goon and cumdies


 No.73577

>>73574

lucky


 No.73578

File: 073c81ac1f521d0⋯.png (11.94 KB, 364x404, 91:101, images (9).png)

I want gf


 No.73579

>>73563

>>73572

Oh I know, hurts most when you're really slow off the line on full throttle


 No.73580

>>73578

That requires interaction with the outside world


 No.73581

>>73573

My cupboards are dark and humid


 No.73582

>>73577

How so?


 No.73583

File: b59f6b5cc690dd2⋯.png (24.06 KB, 485x303, 485:303, images (13).png)

>>73580

What if I just start dialing random phone numbers until asking for girls to be my gf?


 No.73584

>>73578

Open your window and you may have a bf for 10 minutes tonight.


 No.73585

>>73583

That is an interaction with the outside world and I would of said "Do It, why not" then remembered it's (((Illegal)


 No.73586

>>73585

It's illegal if they say no


 No.73587

>>73575

Back when we were kids life wasn't in HD but it seemed more real.


 No.73588

File: df9f61109cba039⋯.png (244.48 KB, 680x510, 4:3, df9f61109cba03947f34ebb985….png)

>>73583

I believe that is called the pajeet method


 No.73589

>>73587

Childhood is wasted on children


 No.73590

>>73587

Back when I was a kid we had to jerk off the dog just so we'd have something to feed the cat.


 No.73591

>>73583

Back when I had a social life there was a bloke at my local pub who just went up to every woman there at closing time and asked them if they'd go home with him.

He had a suprising amount of luck for a funny looking fucker.


 No.73592

>>73591

alcohol can be a beautiful thing


 No.73593

>>73589

That's why you gotta steal it through molestation


 No.73594

>>73592

Yep, drunk horny fat chicks still need lovin'


 No.73595

File: e5a4a8a4be1aaf9⋯.png (23.34 KB, 300x100, 3:1, ausneets banner.PNG)

>>73592

capped and bannered

BO blz add


 No.73596

>>73590

That's nothing m8

When I was a kid I had to fight my 12 brothers and dad for the CHANCE to jerk off the dog to feed the cat to the chickens


 No.73597

>>73596

My family was so poor our dad would jerk off and me and my brother would try and catch as much cum in our mouths as we could for dinner.

We only had one piss jug to share and I would always have to empty it down the kitchen sink since the toilet was broken, we would poo into an old handbag we found at the train station and tip it out the window when it was full


 No.73598

>>73597

We only had one school uniform so me and my brother would draw straws and who ever lost had to go to school naked and usually got raped by the teachers and other students.

Then when we got home our dad would rape both of us


 No.73599

>>73595

I feel honoured.

>>73594

If they are ready to accept drunk horny NEETs

then I'm sure we can come to an agreement.


 No.73600

File: d8e0a9cfc515de9⋯.png (6.05 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, BlackBackground.png)

bloody nbn not letting me post (unironically)


 No.73601

>>73574

I love that game. One of the few fps to do melee combat really well.


 No.73602

>>73599

>If they are ready to accept drunk horny NEETs

I've been telling these guys for years they need to ride the fat girl train, It works for me.

Well, fat girl with daddy issues train if I'm being honest.


 No.73603

>>73600

bloody nbn letting me post


 No.73604

>>73603

bloody nbn lost me petting


 No.73605

>>73604

Might get a dial up connection


 No.73606

I left my poo in the toilet so I could turn off the oven and when I came back the poo was gone!

I'm going to call the police and the insurance Company and get to the bottom of this!


 No.73607

File: 1ce36a5c706ca10⋯.jpg (68.25 KB, 640x431, 640:431, 1ce36a5c706ca1083c46f16970….jpg)

>>73602

Right. With executives taking all the slim girls, what choice is there?


 No.73608

File: 2b579e277037475⋯.webm (3.82 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, You Can Do The Thing.webm)

>>73603

I am sorry for your suffering. Internet should be banned nationwide.

My browsers are being a shit. Cloudflare won't let be post this (400 Bad Request) on my normal browsers but vanilla Joogle Chrome is posting this fine.


 No.73609

Let me know if a nigga from SA


 No.73610

File: 9f7745db65d8986⋯.webm (2.45 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Strike.webm)

Goodnight NEETs


 No.73611

>tfw trying to get that indian to believe i'm a rich indian so I can dox him


 No.73612


 No.73613

>>73611

More information please


 No.73614

>tfw severely depressed


 No.73615

>>73613

Attempts have failed but come here anyways

>>>/b/7988548


 No.73616

>>73612

jinnai sketches are hilarious.


 No.73617

File: a9954a4e3e2e2c9⋯.jpg (149.8 KB, 796x584, 199:146, DO IT FAGGOT.jpg)

>tfw coming to terms with just how fucked in the head i am


 No.73618

>>73617

Fun fact: Billy The kid with the big pink nose is a Jew


 No.73619

I have never had a gf


 No.73620

>>73619

Neither, I kinda want indian poster to come here so we can find out if he's really indian but then we'd have to go back to /aus/


 No.73621

I like this one most

>>>/b/7988570


 No.73622

>>73618

Absolutely. Also the Russian Girl Who Never Smiles is a self-insert.


 No.73623

>>73622

never knew she was Russian or she was a self insert but makes sense

I liked that show growing up though, I liked the one where Billy gets over his fear of clowns by hating them


 No.73624

>>73619

I had a blonde gf in kindergarten and that's it


 No.73625

File: ce470704d86f51c⋯.jpg (29.84 KB, 378x389, 378:389, images (24).jpg)

>>73619

You need to try harder


 No.73626

Has anyone here dumpster dived?


 No.73627

>>73626

I have, one time I found some pizzas in a shopping trolly outside dominos dumpster

I took them home and microwaved them and I got sick from it


 No.73628

>>73626

As a Wagie I've been inside the dumpster to stomp boxes down

does that count


 No.73629

File: 39dc075b74634a0⋯.jpg (135.25 KB, 1260x788, 315:197, ea475a507851016d3016a79ebc….jpg)

>>73628

>As a Wagie

We'd thank you for all the hard work that makes our lifestyles possible, but wageslaving is a thankless task.


 No.73630

File: 1656fd59a615276⋯.jpeg (19.19 KB, 315x466, 315:466, images (89).jpeg)

GLORPA GABADOO


 No.73631

File: a3182fe27512a0d⋯.png (118.91 KB, 1128x457, 1128:457, heActuallyGivesSaneRespons….png)

>>73623

I wasn't able to watch CN as a kid so I'm going through the show now (currently at S3). Hit and miss, but pretty good overall. Good surprises.

>didn't know

Well the first is speculation like Billy being Jewish: not said in show but it makes sense. Second part is pretty likely:

>https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/56147570/#56152849

and the creator mentioned in an interview that his parent's called him "The Russian boy who never smiles" so I reckon it's true.


 No.73632

>>73631

Anonymous had a good old sperg there.


 No.73633

File: 7994d68108ae501⋯.jpeg (10.87 KB, 361x408, 361:408, images (28).jpeg)

>>73632

>>73631

Dibba doo shamma gorp babada biba shabadoo


 No.73634

>>73633

flibble


 No.73635

File: f6acbd1fdec6fdc⋯.png (7.5 KB, 361x408, 361:408, images (5).png)

>>73634

Shib shob dippa doo?


 No.73636

>tfw depressed


 No.73637

>>73633

IMMA SCATMAN


 No.73638

>>73637

>That song was written by a brainlet


 No.73639

How is gf2018 going, neets?


 No.73640

>>73635

>>73637

GOOBA GEE DOO DA BOOBA DO


 No.73641

>>73639

It's not going.


 No.73642

>>73641

Pull your finger out mate


 No.73643

File: 887a4c8f1ff4b1d⋯.jpg (61.62 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 887a4c8f1ff4b1d17017dddb17….jpg)

>>73640

Blaga boo dim doma dorp did do!


 No.73644

>>73639

My dad dresses up as a girl and pretends to be my gf


 No.73645

File: 2c565e939bdc272⋯.png (15.53 KB, 350x420, 5:6, images (6).png)

BOW DOWN TO THE BRAINLET HORDE!


 No.73646

>>73518

>ywn ride in the Danmobile with Dan

This is horrible feeling

>>73569

You spoke for us all that day


 No.73647

It's over boyos


 No.73648

>>73647

What's over?


 No.73649

>>73648

He finally killed himself


 No.73650


 No.73651

File: 2e53311cd9611a0⋯.jpg (171.73 KB, 910x868, 65:62, sudan.jpg)


 No.73652

>>73651

Infuriating.


 No.73653

>>73651

Better money management skills, that's all, you RACISTS.


 No.73654

>>73651

The money came from over seas, and they got caught and all their shit seized so they're not very smart


 No.73655

File: fd296dcdb67225e⋯.png (25.89 KB, 485x443, 485:443, fd296dcdb67225e148b097ed4d….png)

What do you do when your penis gets hard and stiff?


 No.73656

>>73655

Get fagneet to examine it

That'll fix it


 No.73657

>>73656

I asked the old man across the street and he pulled on it and made milk come out

He said to come around every night and he will get the milk out for free


 No.73658

>>73657

you lucky duck


 No.73659

File: 35b578f793ed990⋯.jpg (54.13 KB, 500x753, 500:753, jSYjfpT.jpg)

night m8s


 No.73660

>>73659

I don't like you


 No.73661

I notice paki neet isn't here, probably too busy fucking goats


 No.73662


 No.73663

>>73662

Cause you smell and your face looks stupid


 No.73664

A trip to my local woolies reminded me of a story that I'll share with you tomorrow night for your NEETparties, it's about a turbo-sperg moment I had in year 4


 No.73665

File: c40365545140038⋯.jpg (99.72 KB, 960x925, 192:185, 10d[1].jpg)

>>73663

That wasn't a very nice thing to say


 No.73666

File: 38b4e75d9f7655b⋯.jpg (54.01 KB, 634x487, 634:487, 38b4e75d9f7655bf0c9d53781f….jpg)

>>73665

Your dumb shut up


 No.73667

File: 88bbb89f29f39e9⋯.jpeg (7.05 KB, 203x248, 203:248, images (81).jpeg)

Evil neet conspiracy


 No.73669

All out of booze, trip to Dan set for tomorrow, goodnight NEETs


 No.73670

>>73669

I don't like you either


 No.73671

File: 5cff7a32a385e55⋯.jpg (542.63 KB, 2000x1333, 2000:1333, a2a9757ab29ec4ae014f1c6b52….jpg)

>>73670

Good morning friends.


 No.73672

Just went to the front page, we're going to fall out of the top 50 soon.


 No.73673

File: 8c7b8e21977cda8⋯.jpg (59.43 KB, 700x394, 350:197, 43808580_303.jpg)

VR chicken


 No.73674

File: c66e62fab1dbbc8⋯.png (1.11 MB, 1005x559, 1005:559, NeedAVowel.png)

>>73671

Morning mate

>>73672

Good


 No.73675

>>73674

>Good

If you wanted nobody on the board you could've stayed on /aus/


 No.73676

File: 4bc4012498cb21f⋯.jpg (8.07 KB, 159x326, 159:326, ya.jpg)

>>73664

Sounds like you didn't pic related when it hit you at least

I am always in a social setting putting on a fake smile and nodding, pretending like I'm engaged then something from the past or someone says hits me and my mask drops and my face grimaces for a few seconds and I hope no one sees

The days of innocent fucks ups coming back and being greeted with a smile are over, my major ex-spergouts just jump on me and completely change my view on things


 No.73677

Morning NEETs


 No.73678

>>73675

I'll take a quiet comfy board over the horde of spastic /b/ posters we get when we're in the top 20 any day of the week m8


 No.73679

So what do you guys take to not give into the urges to crash your car into the obstacles lining the road to end your suffering?

100mg Pristiq


 No.73680

File: ad1b64508a936f7⋯.png (1.64 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out062631.png)

>>73671

>>73677

>>73679

Morning NEETs. To answer your questions, it's anime girls.


 No.73681

>>73680

You "take" anime girls ?

Bad NEET, you bring much shame to your fambily


 No.73682

>>73680

>not anime girls (male)


 No.73683

Anyone got anything exciting this fabulous Friday?


 No.73684

>tfw severely depressed


 No.73685

>>73683

Nah, same old.

Might grab a 6 pack later on.


 No.73686

>>73684

>tfw severely undressed


 No.73687

>>73686

Take a photo


 No.73688

Just washed my dick in the sink because the smell of stale cum was atrocious


 No.73689

File: f23b3b77f69b699⋯.jpg (71.42 KB, 604x340, 151:85, FluffyBelly.jpg)

>>73687

alright

Heres a photo


 No.73690

>tfw no gf to love


 No.73691

File: c016fbd32ef3b12⋯.jpg (95.47 KB, 900x900, 1:1, fat pepe on toilet.jpg)

Mummybot is cooking me eggs and bacon on toast


 No.73692

wake up neets


 No.73693

>>73655

I wank


 No.73694

>>73691

I am jealous


 No.73695

>>73691

I had to pack my own lunch for uni, but Ill have eggs later. Youre lucky


 No.73696

>>73691

>>73695

My dad just jerked off in some bread for my lunch, he also washed his balls in my coffee


 No.73697

>>73696

wtf cunt


 No.73698

File: fb3cd60ad87d4bd⋯.jpg (103.22 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, sadpepe.jpg)

>tfw no mummybot prepared bacon and eggs on toast


 No.73699

>>73697

wftd cunt


 No.73700

File: 223fe8f6e9e9b44⋯.png (24.6 KB, 300x100, 3:1, ausneets_banner_fixed.PNG)

>>73683

I need to do my Cenno report but the site is down. I was planning on a sober weekend but it's this sort of shit that drives me to Dan's.

>>73692

I'm here, what do you want?


 No.73701

>>73698

That's what happens when you beat them too hard


 No.73702

>>73700

>my Cenno report but the site is down

mygov or the old cenno site ?

The old one still works even though they have a big sign saying it doesn't


 No.73703

>>73683

Im at uni until 4 and then im going bowling later tonight with a friend


 No.73704

>>73703

a friend

BAN


 No.73705

>>73704

I only have 4 friends, 3 which I see regularly


 No.73706

>>73705

All good m8, I was only teasing.

I still have 3 friends but I don't like one of them very much.


 No.73707

>>73706

Why dont you like your friend?


 No.73708

>>73707

Ah, he's going crazy

Like really crazy, not just strange crazy

I had a sperg about it a few weeks back


 No.73709

File: 87e89a3f7ab10b7⋯.png (71.29 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_2018-05-18-09-5….png)

Max wanna help me


 No.73710

>>73709

neetking you fucking boong


 No.73711

>>73709

That fuel would be appreciated


 No.73712

>>73711

The boongs seem to appreciate it


 No.73713

Do you guys ever hold off on checking lotto tickets to keep the dream alive ?

I could be 20 million richer right now than I know


 No.73714

>>73713

Ive never bought a lotto ticket


 No.73715

went to coles for a late night neet shop yesterday

boongs were getting pissed outside coles and being rowdy

two of them walked past me in the self serve, one of them had a bottle of little fat lamb and one of them said 'sip cuz?… SIP cuz?'

rest assured I powerwalked back to my car


 No.73716

>>73714

I buy one if it's over 10 million

Fuck all chance of winning , but …

Probably better not to start buying tbqh


 No.73717

File: ab367958270193f⋯.jpg (193.99 KB, 850x850, 1:1, best neet tea tbh.jpg)

bros


 No.73718

>>73717

I thought that was a goon box you'd shopped at first


 No.73719

>>73702

Mygov and their shitty phone app

>>73715

It's dangerous being NEET, glad you made it back alive. I need supplies for the weekend, will go after lunch but before school finishes.


 No.73720

think I might be tumesced


 No.73721

Remember this?

Those bastards think they're sick now. Wait till they get a taste of this.

Grabbing pills.

Kill all sons of bitches that's my official instructions.

Maybe the helicopter is made of chocolate.

Roly Poly! I hate subways. Horses are for riding not eating.Take that you mealymouthed bastards. Better safe than sorry.

DING DONG DING DONG! Dinner's served come and get it!


 No.73722

>>73720

Don't think, feeeeeeeeel.


 No.73723

File: 5d291ed45397c9e⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 43.67 KB, 857x170, 857:170, Naughty naughty.png)

Which one of you cunts did this?


 No.73724

>>73723

Probably one of the btards we get in the evenings


 No.73725

I may have to buy a new washing machine soon

Just took me 20 minutes to trick the pump into working


 No.73726

>>73710

Your a boong


 No.73727

>>73725

I wear my clothes into the shower and wash them that way


 No.73728

>>73726

Youraboong is just south east of Ubyararsol isn't it ?


 No.73729

>>73727

I may have to start doing that if it dies

Can't afford a new one


 No.73730

>>73728

Is there a dans near there?


 No.73731

>>73730

Nah, ya have to travel 28km to Nidagoona for that


 No.73732

>>73731

You can stop for petrol at ineedadollaforsniffcuz along the way


 No.73733

>>73732

Kek

Last time I stopped there I had to go to the hospital at Mahbottihurts afterwards


 No.73734

Vigorous aboriginal ejaculation


 No.73735

big tumesced boong


 No.73736

>>73734

>aboriginal

>vigorous

Does not compute


 No.73737

File: 040e8a48b32500a⋯.jpg (50.8 KB, 612x408, 3:2, 539713255.jpg)

Got muh grocery shopping to do lads, see ya soon.


 No.73738

>tfw to lazy to go to Dan's.

Might just pop down to 1st choice, it's closer.


 No.73739

>>73738

Should be called 2nd choice tbh


 No.73740

>>73739

Not wrong about that, just got some gook beer.


 No.73741

File: e70964ba91d5f1c⋯.jpg (2.06 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, 1526616978023464300636.jpg)

Doing an inspection on an apartment in the city, some wagies have too much money


 No.73742

>>73741

Looks like a nice place


 No.73743

>>73740

Never tried gook booze.

Is it as bad as I imagine ?

>>73741

Piss on their carpet


 No.73744

>>73743

It's not really gook, it's Jap Asahi, it's pretty good and you can get a 6 pack for $16.


 No.73745

>>73744

Huh, might give it a try


 No.73746

>>73743

I did a lot of farts in there


 No.73747

>>73741

I would've thrown myself off


 No.73748

File: 850fe0d5361a1bb⋯.jpg (221.15 KB, 1600x1541, 1600:1541, fallout-pepe23151[1].jpg)

>>73746

Good job m8, let them have a sniff of the NEET life

Also, I won $84.20 on my $18 lotto ticket

tfw rich


 No.73749

>>73747

A dark thought.


 No.73750

File: 24304f335b45894⋯.png (13.44 KB, 319x351, 319:351, A dark thought.png)


 No.73751

>>73750

NEETart is entering the post-modern degenerate age.


 No.73752

>>73721

>Kill all sons of bitches that's my official instructions.

>tfw I will never be this American


 No.73753

>>73748

That's good news m80, hope you're planning a huge NEET-party tonight or this weekend.

>>73749

A depressing existence


 No.73754

>>73747

Into the pool I hope


 No.73755

>>73751

Lol, nah, I just can't draw for shit


 No.73756

3:38PM


 No.73757

>>73754

Yes, the pool of my own blood.


 No.73758

>>73752

>has seppo flag

>calls seppos american

>capitalises america

Hmmmm….


 No.73759

>>73747

I would have too. I fucking hate my life, I used to be optimistic for this year but everything has gone to shit


 No.73760

>>73759

What happened mate? Too much goon?Wanking makes me feel better when Im down.


 No.73761

>>73758

This is what happens when I poast from work.


 No.73762

>>73761

you must be VPNING


 No.73763

>>73760

I've talked enough about her here


 No.73764

>>73759

Try an keep your chin up m8

I know it's hard when shit goes sour but you gotta keep hope


 No.73765

>>73762

idk one of these IT nerds clearly set some network thing up.


 No.73766

>>73764

>Try an keep your chin up m8

That's what my dad says when he's about to cum in my face


 No.73767

>>73766

I told you to get off this bloody image board son

I'm cutting off your time with your sister now


 No.73768

File: 518ce2af2f8acdf⋯.jpg (2.18 MB, 1600x2275, 64:91, 004.jpg)

File: c5976e867cee2d7⋯.png (6.97 MB, 2562x3626, 183:259, 005.png)

Collecting the doujins


 No.73769

File: 92c49d3f4f2dba7⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 187.48 KB, 850x1126, 425:563, sample_6d0e47c1af17fda281f….jpg)

File: 903aa00500be3b2⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 133.01 KB, 910x681, 910:681, cFNO9yY.jpg)

File: c50da9b6749e1c8⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 103.88 KB, 640x894, 320:447, L4SsX42OAx4Ujf0JXEeaDvl7-e….jpg)


 No.73770

>>73767

I'll just suck off the dog then dad


 No.73771

>>73769

Double spoiler that please


 No.73772

File: 6bdac8218128312⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.36 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, 15266239280932075890879.jpg)

Just Did a poo


 No.73773

>>73772

Your poos are too small.


 No.73774

>>73773

I did a poo earlier so it's poo part 2


 No.73775

File: 05b42ce418daa73⋯.png (620.4 KB, 800x558, 400:279, Dark_Carnival02.png)

>>73721

>>73752

Best maps in L4D2 coming through

"imma be a one man cheeseburger apocalypse"


 No.73776

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw no aprilia v4


 No.73777

>>73774

Electric Pooglaloo - The Pooening


 No.73778

File: 98df74e1ca123d0⋯.png (133.52 KB, 279x220, 279:220, DaN.png)

Enjoy it


 No.73779

>>73770

I've taught you well son, you make me proud

now get off the computer and bend over


 No.73780

>>73778

Looks scary


 No.73781

File: 4bdce85dcf02f4f⋯.png (628.7 KB, 647x707, 647:707, wagiesims.png)

The wagie life - sims version


 No.73782

>tfw de-energised


 No.73783

>>73764

I'd like to but I can't do it, every time I try and improve my life it just fails, and anything that might seem positive on the surface is only just waiting to crush me completely


 No.73784

>>73781

Sims are fucking useless


 No.73785

File: d5a83d4dea4b960⋯.jpeg (25.12 KB, 468x314, 234:157, images (92).jpeg)

>>73783

No one escapes

Ever


 No.73786

>>73783

I do ktf m8

All I can say is try and take happiness in the occasional small wins

Us NEETs can't really afford high expectations


 No.73787

File: 6efdb700743c335⋯.jpg (1.86 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 1526628431951880358930.jpg)

What a mess


 No.73788

>>73786

There is no small wins in my life, it has been nothing but failure. I just want something good to happen to me for fucking once


 No.73789

>>73787

clean your room bucko


 No.73790

>>73787

Why do you drink the carton milk neet king?


 No.73791

>>73790

I like to have some milk with my vodka


 No.73792

>>73699

Good post


 No.73793

>>73715

>'sip cuz?… SIP cuz?'

Maybe he was offering to share his drink.


 No.73794

File: 08f2fe4a01d60b7⋯.png (65.12 KB, 500x382, 250:191, 1322796219001[1].png)


 No.73795

File: 510efbcef27556c⋯.jpeg (4.02 KB, 225x225, 1:1, mudslide.jpeg)

>>73791

Make it chocolate milk


 No.73796

>>73791

Add some Kahlua or coffee


 No.73797

Does vodka and milk together not make you feel sick ?


 No.73798

>>73778

Good work.


 No.73799

>>73797

Not NK but it's called a White Russia, although usually has Kahlua mixed in with it too.


 No.73800

>>73783

The bucket chose us.


 No.73801

vagrant aboriginal prostitute


 No.73802

>>73791

Wanking and gooning to white russians.


 No.73803

>>73795

They used to be called cowboy cocksuckers


 No.73804

>>73783

This is why I no longer engage with the world, I don't think I could handle any more failure it would send me over the edge.


 No.73805

Luscious indigenous tramp


 No.73806

>>73803

Isn't that schnapps vodka and chocolate milk?


 No.73807

indigenous eradication


 No.73808

>>73806

I don't know, I thought it was that Vox drink and milk

Every time I've had it I've vomited though, although pretty much every time I drink I vomit.


 No.73809

Indigenous insemination


 No.73810

Native reconciliation


 No.73811

>>73808

>Every time I've had it I've vomited though

lol same, it's nasty shit. I wish I was 16 again


 No.73812

>>73811

That was around the last time I had it too, It came in a goon cask.


 No.73813

>>73812

>It came in a goon cask.

Absolutely revolting, I've only ever had it from glass bottles and even then it was nasty.


 No.73814

aboriginal sniff tax


 No.73815

File: 422cb6681de86ab⋯.jpg (66.34 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, 905736.jpg)

>>73813

I think this is it.

Feral shit but dirty teen whores drank it so I did too.


 No.73816

>>73815

Pure evil


 No.73817

File: 6cb6a3dccb23955⋯.jpg (8.87 KB, 223x226, 223:226, 453456.jpg)

>Email from Dan

Too scared to open it, I think he knows I went to 1st choice.


 No.73818

>>73815

Make a good enema with that


 No.73819

>>73815

I have done it pre-mixed shots someone gave me, but I would h8 to think what's inside it besides alcohol that probably isn't going to be much if its 4L container.


 No.73820

Neets, it all has the same active ingredients - ethanol. Any attempt to promote one brand or type of alcoholic beverage above another is simply mr shekelstein attempting to make more money.


 No.73821

File: 83e4de4f6313e4a⋯.png (197.22 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, 1d58373269f32215878bdbbb3b….png)

>>73817

I have been tracking you and will not forgive you unless you come in tomorrow


 No.73822

>>73817

If he knew, you'd be iron barred already.


 No.73823

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>73820

>mr shekelstein attempting to make more money.

please post the music next time


 No.73824

>>73820

To the bowser we go.


 No.73825

>>73824

Only if you are 90% aboriginal.


 No.73826

>>73825

Im 89% but after I fuck my niece I should be 93%


 No.73827

>>73822

Dan is very forgiving


 No.73828

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>73823

Jew music is cool.

Does this sound similar to new ska to anyone? Like reel big fish type ska


 No.73829

>>73826

>I should be 93%

is whore face real or is it a meme?


 No.73830

>>73820

What it's flavoured with is rather important to me.


 No.73831

File: 676a791615982a2⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.07 MB, 1107x505, 1107:505, toenail.png)

I'm going to fix my toenail eventually.


 No.73832

>>73831

at bcf?


 No.73833

>>73828

Don't like the trumpets


 No.73834

>>73832

My membership finally has a use.


 No.73835

>I Do Not Know That petrol browser search Feel


 No.73836


 No.73837

>>73834

Email them your suggestion


 No.73838

>tfw drunk


 No.73839

>>73838

>IKTF


 No.73840

>>73835

I wanted that high level cheap ethanol feel.

Thrifty gooning.


 No.73841

>>73831

You got no hope


 No.73842

>>73840

Head on down to your local united or caltex, they stock E85


 No.73843

File: 1b34abd4725a727⋯.jpg (90.15 KB, 627x405, 209:135, amp-039-soon-wojak-ho-ho-h….jpg)

>Tfw don't get asked for ID anymore


 No.73844

File: 9494a32bb5e87e1⋯.jpg (112.01 KB, 550x366, 275:183, 2030-is-closer-to-2014-tha….jpg)

>>73843

I know this feel.


 No.73845

File: eb042fd358dd6f7⋯.png (1.86 MB, 1177x653, 1177:653, dindin.png)

Dinner

Two twisters, two kentucky burgers, two chips, popcorn chicken, nuggets and two sauces.


 No.73846

>>73845

bigboye


 No.73847

File: 24191be93e06a04⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 40.7 KB, 640x480, 4:3, Dan fucks boong.jpg)

Meanwhile at the Neet compound


 No.73848


 No.73849

So I've got two tabs of quasi-legal 1P-LSD a friend gave to me, I am not sure if I should take it.


 No.73850

>>73849

Do it right now.


 No.73851

>>73849

Throw it away, could be anything in those tabs


 No.73852

>>73851

Could be a life altering, ego destroying, time defying, psychedelic experience in them.


 No.73853

My best, most life changing trip was with one of the natural, non-legal lysergic acids.


 No.73854

>>73853

>non-legal

I meant legal.. well it was then, I don't know if it still is.


 No.73855

>>73845

An impressive spread


 No.73856

File: d59a9ff25f245db⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 512.29 KB, 1024x677, 1024:677, 2873ea8960e835d9c9fca81c7d….png)

>>73847

I am going to you now


 No.73857

>>73855

Just a twister and a burger left. I think I'll have them for lunch tomorrow


 No.73858

>>73855

That's going to be one very full Neet


 No.73859

>>73857

Congratulations on your entry to the Nurgle 2018 fuzed/fuzzed to a chair competition


 No.73860

>>73859

A real contender would finish it all.

>tfw forever a foreman


 No.73861

>>73849

Do NOT take synthetic hallucinogens

JUST FUCKING DON'T


 No.73862

>>73850

I think I'm gonna do it.

>>73852

My friend has done a it a few times, says it's no different than regular lsd.


 No.73863

>>73861

Technically, the majority of psychedelics are synthetic.


 No.73864

>>73860

>A real contender would finish it all.

I believe you can in the future. Keep working at it and soon that feast wont even satisfy you.


 No.73865

>>73862

>My friend has done a it a few times, says it's no different than regular lsd.

He's talking out his arsehole

Seriously, you've got no guarantee it's what it's meant to be with regular drugs

With internet synthetics the customer is the guinea pig

>>73863

Fair point, except mushrooms and some poisons


 No.73866

>>73862

>it's no different than regular lsd.

I have only had natural forms (because I dont trust "acid" the shelf life makes it basically impossible to get good shit - it might get you tripping but to have actual pure real acid you need to be a chemist and make it yourself or know the person doing it and 100% trust them)

Anyway, apparently compared to LSD it has less of a visual impact.

I think it was probably the most enlightening, spiritual experience I have ever had.

I had a pretty big dose the first time (what is seen as an experienced psychedelic users dose) and I had amped myself up for it for weeks, meditating and all shit, I also did it in the middle of nowhere and saw no one except for my mate who I did it with.

If you want to have fun, do party drugs.


 No.73867

>>73865

Story to go along with this

>used to be cheap trips called "white tiles"

>they were only $10 or so

>weren't very good, weird shimmery lightshow hallucinations

>side effects were headaches,nausea vomiting and anal bleeding

Cunts were dipping blotting paper in ratsac

Fucking rat poison for $10


 No.73868

>>73865

At worst it's going to be some other LSD analog, which are rather safe, no other drugs can fit on a piece of blotter paper.


 No.73869

>>73868

>no other drugs can fit on a piece of blotter paper

What ?


 No.73870

>>73869

LSD and analog are so potent you only need 50 to 100 micrograms to get a hit, they put a few drops on some blotter paper.


 No.73871

>>73864

tbh I am sort of still peckish, I stopped because it seemed like it was too much.


 No.73872

>>73870

Drink goon and huff petrol, way better than acid


 No.73873

>>73870

Yes I know that but it could be a poison that gets you slightly high as a side effect


 No.73874

>>73866

Sounds good, I've done shrooms, 2c-b and acid before, apparently these tabs are 100 micro grams each, might take just one and see how I go.

>>73873

It won't be poison, a few of my friends would be dead if that was the case.


 No.73875

>>73870

Sorry if I'm being a cunt with this too but I don't want that other NEET shitting his guts out his arsehole


 No.73876

>>73875

lol it's okay


 No.73877

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>73874

This is what I took a few times.

I haven't watched the video btw.


 No.73878

>>73877

I've tried HWB before, it didn't do anything, I either didn't do enough or I fucked up with what you're supposed to do with the seeds


 No.73879

>>73878

You are supposed to chew them up, my mate took them on one of the trips and just swallowed them and he shat them out later.

Meanwhile I had a 24 hour trip that I was still getting over a week later and thought it never ended, was really fucking strange.


 No.73880

File: b6816036c43fa62⋯.jpg (21.34 KB, 225x225, 1:1, 34543534.jpg)

Welp I've taken one tab, let's see how things go.


 No.73881

I used to love mushrooms years back

We'd drive down Dunsborough way and gather them near the beginning of winter

Let some other cunt take them first though

I once took a mix of the wrong and right ones and vomiting and shitting while wildly hallucinating is not much fun


 No.73882

>>73880

well done m8


 No.73883

>>73879

I ground them up and washed them down with water, i can't remember but I think I didn't have enough or something, another friend told me I prepared them in the wrong manner.


 No.73884

>>73880

Good luck, think happy thoughts


 No.73885

>>73881

>Let some other cunt take them first though

kek


 No.73886

>>73884

I'm in a good mood, got good music going, have had a few beers so I'm quite relaxed.


 No.73887

>>73885

Honestly, when it comes to drugs that's rule 1


 No.73888

>>73880

Remember that we all love you immensely.

You are part of the /ausneets/ family and to breath and drink water.

Have a good time.


 No.73889

>>73887

True, whenever we used to buy e I'd always wait for my friends to try it first and wait an hour or so before I took one lol.


 No.73890

>>73888

Trips of truth


 No.73891

>>73888

Thank you kind NEET.


 No.73892

>>73871

You're not going to win the Nurgle 2018 by reducing your intake. Have another twister.


 No.73893

Fuck, just reread my posts

I sound like nofunneet

My 20 year old self would have told me to go and get fucked, lol


 No.73894

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>73880

Open this in a new tab, it's sounds that were recorded from NASA voyager (the octaves are changed to make some of it audible)

Listen to this when it hits if you feel like it.


 No.73895

File: 023d0011ec14d92⋯.jpg (92.73 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Youlovepepereallyyoufaggot.jpg)


 No.73896

File: 1fce32988357001⋯.jpg (137.58 KB, 1243x1059, 1243:1059, ZQB4CIY.jpg)

>>73676

I know that feel. I've perfected my fake smile and use it to trick everyone into thinking nothing is wrong. Back in 2016 I worked in an ultra-social business which described itself as 'young and vibrant' where the C-suite made up the only employees over the age of 30, and the company director was super into 'dynamic meetings'.

One day we were called into the board room for one of these meetings and told to llook around in silence and rate the appearance of one of the people in the room. We were specifically told to note their clothing and whether it was a true external expression of the person wearing it, their expression, the feeling the face itself provoked, and so on. A comprehensive rating of someone's aesthetics, to be discussed after everyone had completed their ratings. I'd recently left NEETdom and I was wearing relatively pov attire while everyone else was snappily dressed, so this assignment struck a fear in me. I didn't let my smile falter, I couldn't let any insecurity show among these people, so I stuck to the task and rated a qtp2t sitting a few seats down. I took note of her retro hoop earrings complimenting her person she was, and I noticed someone staring at me as I adjusted my vision to get a better view of her face. The main project manager was looking at me and then dipping his head to write something on his notepad. Eyes up, dissecting my appearance, then back down to the paper. I felt my cheeks burning as I considered what might be on that paper and determined not to allow my false smile to crack. As the observation part of the exercise was announced over, the major project manager kicked off the next stage by reading his notes on my appearance. The first thing he mentioned? The pleasant, kind, genuine smile always playing on my face.


 No.73897

File: a9602d3133c3a62⋯.png (196 KB, 240x464, 15:29, nofun.png)

>>73893

You dont want to get kicked out of the council NEET.


 No.73898

File: 6e22464278370d2⋯.jpeg (2.01 MB, 5760x3840, 3:2, Domestic-Violence.jpeg)

>>73888

I don't like any of you


 No.73899

>>73898

You are the kindest, humblest NEET here NK and we all know it.


 No.73900

>>73894

I will add it to my playlist.


 No.73901

File: 9947079623bb4b1⋯.png (72.17 KB, 150x295, 30:59, NEETlyfe.png)

>>73897

I'd just sneak back in again


 No.73902

File: 85d2eb6057d36e6⋯.gif (5.14 KB, 569x510, 569:510, 1398168446154.gif)

>>73896

Is this pasta?


 No.73903

>>73896

That is a terrible feel, even from just reading it.


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 No.73908

>>73896

Are you patrick bateman?


 No.73909

>>73894

That was the sound of alien aboriginal porn


 No.73910

>>73908

Good question.


 No.73911


 No.73912

>>73899

I hate you, wish you were dead


 No.73913

>>73909

We had some guy on the /aus/ board last year ranting about boongs being half alien

He'd probably jack off to that

>>73912

Give us a smile ya big softy


 No.73914

>>73912

Don't we all sometimes.


 No.73915

>>73903

>>73902

>>73904

This is actually a nice memory for me - the project manager obviously considered me enough of a team member to speak about me in front of everyone and he complimented me at the same time. I felt very included. There were loads of weird meetings at that place, it felt like a cult sometimes when we had 'motivation moments' and everyone would be obliged to say something positive about the workplace. It was performative too, you'd need to put on a full emotional display and the director was super high IQ and very emotionally perceptive, so she knew when people were bullshitting and with a single contemptuous look the room would immediately shift to an icy silence, there would be a slightly too long pause before the next speaker and everyone would try to smooth it over by acting extra attentive while being glad they weren't the one who fucked up.


 No.73916

>>73880

I can feel it coming on, slightly upset stomach which is normal and a slight body high.

Getting excited, it's been a long time since I felt this feel.


 No.73917

>>73915

You socially out pathed the sociopath


 No.73918

>>73915

That sounds a bit like the "sensitivity training" courses my old company made us take


 No.73919

>>73918

I had to do rape training at my old job


 No.73920

>>73919

As the top or the bottom ?


 No.73921

>>73920

bottom


 No.73922

>>73921

That job sounds like a pain in the arse


 No.73923

File: 7d3b9c512b2e93a⋯.jpg (73.2 KB, 640x480, 4:3, Josh.jpg)


 No.73924

File: 288c214a65cdbab⋯.png (345.31 KB, 500x559, 500:559, josh.png)

>>73923

this is actually relevant


 No.73925

>>73916

You probably shouldn't watch The Exorcist


 No.73926

>>73920

As my dad always says "you gotta work your way to the top"


 No.73927

>>73925

I won't, but I don't think it'd bother me much anyway.


 No.73928

Punched on with a coon today out the front of my local shopping centre, went straight to the docs for tests, awaiting results


 No.73929

>>73926

Kek

Wise man your dad


 No.73930

>>73928

You might have caught boongjivitis


 No.73931

>>73928

Did you grab his dick?


 No.73932

>>73931

>>73930

Cunt tried to snatch my Fruity Lexia, that nigger in the dreamtime now


 No.73933

Almost an hour in, the body high is quite intense.

Feels good man.


 No.73934

>tfw cold and lonely

On my evening NEETwalk there were 2 young cuties that walked past me, I managed not to turn around and ogle once they'd passed. I don't want to be a perverted creep anymore. There's this church nearby too that I'm considering joining. Every Friday night I've seen people in there playing instruments, singing whatever about Jesus and oh how I long for human affection.


 No.73935

>>73933

Pink Floyd - Dogs


 No.73936

>>73935

An excellent suggestion.


 No.73937

>>73934

I went a bit churchy to keep my last gf happy.

I was surprised how comfy it felt,didn't go full believer or anything just liked it more than I expected.

Give it a shot, nothing to lose.


 No.73938

>>73934

Visit Saint Murphy and ask for forgiveness


 No.73939

>>73936

Had the craziest hallucinations ever experienced while listening to that track on 800ug! Enjoy LSDAnon


 No.73940

>>73934

Which street?

Im in the mood for a rape


 No.73941

>>73937

Did the priest let you molest the altar boys?


 No.73942

>>73936

That's a terrible suggestion, the lyrics are fucked.


 No.73943

>>73942

For some


 No.73944

>>73941

Nah, he offered but they were too ugly for me


 No.73945

>>73928

Kek! Did the police get involved?


 No.73946

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>73942

Also I'm currently listen to this.


 No.73947

File: 6ee6a993d021a18⋯.png (501.64 KB, 632x413, 632:413, BoongJudge.png)

>>73932

For your evil racist crimes Judge Boong sentences you to a years wftd


 No.73948

>>73937

Thanks for the reassurance, I probably will.


 No.73949

Just image if we ever got an abo PM, shit would be unreal.


 No.73950

File: 0e755d139f553c4⋯.jpg (62.8 KB, 700x467, 700:467, Solar Boong.jpg)


 No.73951

>>73949

I had a seppo ask me if that would ever happen when they got king nigger

I spammed the chatbox with HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

for the next 10 minutes till they banned me


 No.73952

File: 33d57694ad675cc⋯.jpg (26.53 KB, 606x461, 606:461, superboong[1].jpg)

>>73950

I see your solar boong and raise you


 No.73953

File: 3e6b68b6bd9521f⋯.jpg (85.15 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>73915

>ywn be in a startup

>ywn live in america where twenty somethings can start a company and then pass it forward to other mellenials like you

>ywn work in what is a $40 an hour role everywhere else for $15

>ywn live in a city where rent is $500 a month not a week

>ywn quit all that due to social insecurity

>ywn regret it

mfw iwn live in america thus never come to know these things and thus will never know for sure if im a failure on the level of this seppo NEET or not


 No.73954

Anyone else dream of hate fucking Bill Shorten till his anus ruptures?


 No.73955

>>73947

I plead not guilty due to goon insanity


 No.73956

>>73951

All it could take it a few bruddas getting into the liberal or labor party and being pushed into leadership positions in the name of diversity.


 No.73957

>>73954

I dream of making malcolm turnbull drink my cum out of bill shortens asshole


 No.73958

>>73955

Perfectly valid defence

Case dismissed

>>73956

Nah, There'd have to be more than 3 of them with jobs to start with


 No.73959

Got my new car lads


 No.73960

>>73959

The viva? how it is?


 No.73961

>>73959

Take it through maccas drive thru and tell them about the new car in detail then drive off without ordering anything


 No.73962

File: 508c2aa527f4abe⋯.mp4 (363.42 KB, 460x456, 115:114, aWqq25Z_460sv.mp4)

I can feel the energies


 No.73963


 No.73964

>>73960

Its zippier than I thought

Don't like the stereo


 No.73965

>>73964

Do you yell out LAS VEGAS when you're in it ?


 No.73966

>>73964

How much did you pay for it? There were plenty of better cars in the price range I bet, you mentioned it was the only car you can afford

Not trying to be a cunt, but the viva wasn't very well received when it was new


 No.73967

File: 010f60d2927a35d⋯.jpg (826.11 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, Desert.jpg)

>>73917

The director and the project manager are different people. They're married actually, and I heard her speaking about his penis on my first day at that workplace. I was feeling anxious because I knew I'd need to make a good first impression, so I stopped by a coffeeshop down the street from my new office and bought a hot chocolate. I had my head down into my laptop and I was reviewing some site code I'd written the day before, just trying to relax so I wouldn't sperg out and embarrass myself when I walked through the doors at 8:45. Well, a group of women in business clothes were sitting across from my table and whispering about sex. The queen bee said 'oh, no, it has nothing to do with the length, it's the width you want' and they all covered their mouths to suppress the laughter. She went on to say that she was serious, that she wouldn't have been with her husband if he didn't have 'the thickness', and I stopped listening at that point because I'm a dicklet virgin and it made me feel a bit embarrassed.

I left the coffee shop and found my liaison who took me around and introduced me to everyone in the office, gave me my spot in an open office and told me who I'd be working under. The director came in late from a breakfast meeting and sat almost directly across from me. She didn't react abnormally but I assume she recognized me from the coffee shop. I met her 6'7" 350lb husband a few weeks later when he returned from some inter-company project. He had a huge skull, a neck like a mountain and giant wrists, so I assume he was coursing with testosterone and actually did have an enormously thick penis. But perhaps - just perhaps - that thick penis was also short and stubby.


 No.73968

>>73953

I'm an ausneet, the company was based in sydney


 No.73969

>>73322

I read the free local paper each week. There's barely anything in it most of the time, but it keeps me at least kind of up to date with local goings on


 No.73970

>>73957

Very erotic


 No.73971

>>73964

Should be and okayish a to b car, I hope it gives you no problems.


 No.73972

It's hard to get excited about this place on a Friday night without booze. Just going to watch a movie then hit the pillows. Night ya'll :)


 No.73973

>>73972

Nighty night


 No.73974

>>73972

We've become like a married couple that can't get in the mood for sex unless we're all hammered


 No.73975

>>73974

Well …

If you'd just shave a bit more often and wash your jocks once in a while


 No.73976

>>73975

You should be attracted to manly neckbeards like the rest of the homosexuals


 No.73977

The kfc foodcoma has hit hard, had 2 or 3 25 min naps in the past hour.

Awesome.


 No.73978

File: fbb702200db192f⋯.png (1.25 MB, 642x767, 642:767, 4234234.png)

>tfw tripping balls


 No.73979

>>73977

>25 min

15 min I meant, maybe 5 min I dont know


 No.73980

>>73978

You can still write and post pics, there's more to come.


 No.73981

>>73962

I feel aboriginal penises


 No.73982

>>73977

neet king?


 No.73983

>>73967

M8 that's the weridist story reply I have had. Thank you.


 No.73984

>>73979

That kfc done rotted your brain boyo


 No.73985

>>73984

With a diet like that it probably just trickled out of his anus


 No.73986

>>73967

It's not about the length or thickness that women love it's the sores and scabs on your dick, it acts as a natural ribb to stimulate the cunt and the puss that oozes from the scabs can be used as lubricant


 No.73987

>>73980

At the moment my mind is okay, I just have intense closed eye visuals like some crazy circuit board, all transistors, capacitors and microchips in a blue neon glow, my room also feels like it;s breathin and intense body energy


 No.73988

Well here comes tonight's NEETparty, on my first beer tonight, my bike was too fucked to ride to Dan's in the afternoon so it will have to be a NEETwalk to BWS to pick up more supplies


 No.73989

>>73978

Show us your balls


 No.73990

>>73986

Did you get a DIY circumcision nk?


 No.73991

>>73982

No I'm getting kebab for dinner


 No.73992

>>73988

Are you going to have a cheeky beer while walking there?


 No.73993

File: 233af2489e774af⋯.jpg (10.34 KB, 250x250, 1:1, 23bbdebc7b46aab6c572abc4f4….jpg)


 No.73994

>>73990

His rabbi did it


 No.73995


 No.73996

>>73990

Nah a dog bit my dick down at the park when I was trying to face fuck it in front of its owner and I never went to the doctor or washed it


 No.73997

>>73993

Your bottom ball is a bit off mate


 No.73998


 No.73999

>>73992

Only have a can of Guinness which I've put into a glass already might on the way back though


 No.74000

NK gives blood every second month and volunteers at the salvo's soup kitchen.


 No.74001

>>74000

What a nice NEET he is.


 No.74002

>>74000

He feeds them his blood ?


 No.74003

>>74000

Not his blood, though


 No.74004

>>73997

Yeah, it's been kicked a few times too many


 No.74005

>>74000

The homeless boys love my special soup


 No.74006

>>74005

>>74000

Soup kitchens are a good way to meet homeless aboriginals for sex


 No.74007

>>74006

I want one that's anti-sex


 No.74008

>>74007

They call those "wife" I believe


 No.74009


 No.74010

>>74009

Theres a youtube vidya of that


 No.74011

>>74009

That link gave my computer a virus

And it made my penis bleed


 No.74012

>>74009

I got 50 rootkits from that. Posting from a Dan Murphys cash register


 No.74013

Should I have pies or an omelette for dinner NEETs ?


 No.74014

>>74013

I'm more of a luncheon neet myself


 No.74015

>>74013

What kind of pies are they?


 No.74016

>>74014

pic related

>>74015

Steak and onion


 No.74017

File: 03e2bc7bf71fbf8⋯.jpg (52.43 KB, 263x317, 263:317, nazi-oh-jew[1].jpg)

Fuck, forgot the pic

>>74014


 No.74018

Welp I tink this will be my last post for the night NEETs, the LSD is starting to take complete hold of me and I don't want to end up posting some weird hippie stuff about god and love.

Sleep tight NEETs.


 No.74019

>>74018

G'night m8

Maybe go outside and check out the stars


 No.74020

>>74019

I really feel like going or a walk, but that would be dangerous, seeing the stars would be sufficient thought.

Night.


 No.74021

File: f565b3fd3dcf7da⋯.jpg (1.51 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 1526642760781319656705.jpg)

Food time


 No.74022


 No.74023

>>74016

Go with the pies.


 No.74025

Shit… I fucked it up.

Cheesy, put a #99 next to it please.


 No.74026

File: 80a1bb529bbdde5⋯.jpg (153.24 KB, 960x691, 960:691, kfc-bucket.jpg)

>>73845

Once you've finished that entree, it's time to head back to the Colonel's to pick up a bucket.


 No.74027

File: 07995dca6d83424⋯.jpg (106.07 KB, 1002x557, 1002:557, dindins.jpg)

>>74023

Already on it m8


 No.74028

>>74027

And in the oven, not the microwave.

Classy.


 No.74029

File: f30a442c848b858⋯.mp4 (911.58 KB, 360x360, 1:1, videoplayback (1).mp4)


 No.74030

>>74021

Nice HSP, how much was it?


 No.74031

>>74030

>HSP,

What's that mean?

I thought they were called AB packs.


 No.74032

>>74028

Lol, yeah

I only nuke them when Im drunk


 No.74033


 No.74034

>>74026

I eat all that as a midnight snack


 No.74035

File: aabef76e0300860⋯.jpeg (18.41 KB, 420x350, 6:5, images (79).jpeg)

Friday night is executive night


 No.74036

I've started to not wear underwear at home.

I like it.


 No.74037

>>74025

Righto, done


 No.74038

>>74025

>25 posts early


 No.74040

>>74036

I'm too paranoid about mummybot seeing the outline of my penis


 No.74041

>>74031

Some places they are called that, it means halal snack pack, over in WA they are usually called meat boxes, available at any good kebab shop. I only discovered them a year ago and I love them


 No.74042

>>74037

Thanks mate, disregard that other post asking you to do that.


 No.74044

>>74033

There is a place in Morley that does a really good one


 No.74045

>>74038

Friday night should mean high impact fast posts.


 No.74046

>>74041

How much does that cost? I've seen greek places do gyros meat packs, but without all those sauces.


 No.74047

>>74040

go on


 No.74048

>>74045

you should know that neets fail under such pressure


 No.74049

>>74047

She might laugh at me


 No.74052


 No.74053

>>74049

Then you beat her with your mighty NEETmeat for her insolence


 No.74054

>>74046

They are usually anywhere betwen $10-14, depending on the store, the sauces are really needed because they taste bland without them


 No.74056

你很不好

走开

帖子都是我的


 No.74058

>>74054

Some places fill it with mostly chips and that ruins it.

The place near me does that (well, I've only bought one from them and it was like that) so I didn't buy it again,


 No.74059

>>74056

Going to the footy this weekend chingchongneet?


 No.74061


 No.74062

bum rash




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