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File: 26812fa4fbe49fb⋯.jpg (331.96 KB, 1010x1500, 101:150, 26812fa4fbe49fb3d495702c81….jpg)

 No.86120

Don't you hate it when you have a nice rhythm and it's all moving at a good pace but then you realise its over before you even climaxed?

OLD >>85337

 No.86121

SHIRE


 No.86122

MORDOR


 No.86123

ARMADALE


 No.86124

SUSPICIOUS ASTRA


 No.86125

MUFFLED CRYING FROM THE BOOT


 No.86126

REDTEXT CAPSLOCK


 No.86127

SYDNEY


 No.86128

Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.


 No.86129

File: f51a60decd74fa7⋯.jpg (53.17 KB, 398x427, 398:427, 1528606842986.jpg)

What the fuck are we going to do boys


 No.86130

File: 36813193cf4be1d⋯.jpg (73.33 KB, 788x525, 788:525, CAC40HOC011A121001.jpg)


 No.86131

Non NEET General Threads may only be created after being suggested, considered and approved in the NEET General Thread.

I hope we never have any of those.


 No.86132

File: 5c259b8e19d1507⋯.jpg (28 KB, 430x323, 430:323, sensual beast.JPG)


 No.86133

Can I start a >tfw no gf thread?


 No.86134

>>86133

We've already had 114.


 No.86135

>>86133

gfs are over rated


 No.86136

File: cfa9032e7570009⋯.jpg (72.1 KB, 900x612, 25:17, robots in disguise.jpg)

File: c893ff860cce384⋯.jpg (7.41 KB, 226x223, 226:223, images.jpg)

File: ee74883c92cf0f4⋯.jpg (38.26 KB, 728x410, 364:205, 2016-toyota-hilux-review-0….jpg)

File: ab948c18aa3b7c6⋯.jpg (10.75 KB, 259x194, 259:194, images (1).jpg)

vroom


 No.86137

How often do you guys get new tires?


 No.86138

>>86137

It depends on the type of tyre, I guess your normal tyre will last 30,000km or so, I need new tyres for my bike every 8000km.


 No.86139

>>86138

I've had mine for less than 20,000 k's but they are getting pretty low. I go bush a bit and drive like a rally driver often though so maybe that's why.

How often are you supposed to change your bike tires?


 No.86140

File: d89d1ccb558beaf⋯.jpg (309.24 KB, 800x1064, 100:133, the big cock.jpg)

I'm getting sleepy, good night friends.


 No.86141

>>86140

nite dream of goon and dont forget to wank before sleeping


 No.86142

>>86139

Yeah spirited driving will wear them down quick and for bikes it depends on the type of tyre you get, some soft sport/track tyres will only last 2000km, I opt for a more sportier sports touring tyre that are usually good for 8000km - 10000km, biggest problem with bikes though is the tyres become squared well before they are worn out.


 No.86143

>>86140

g'night


 No.86144

Just did a poo so big I blocked my toilet lads, unblocked it now so is good


 No.86145

Night NEETs, the big poo really did a number on me


 No.86146

>>85552

"Black lives matter here" repeated 22 times. Which was also my application letter for getting into Stanford.


 No.86147

>>85879

It was almost heaven

California

Pacific Ocean

Sacramento River


 No.86148

File: f6c4e2f80bc6479⋯.jpg (56.47 KB, 1000x550, 20:11, USS_Enterprise-A_quarter.jpg)

Morning neets. What enterprises do you have planned for today?


 No.86149

>>86148

Morning m8

Just the usual fuck all with a bit of shopping for variation


 No.86150

Someone linked me this recently

http://jewishhistoryaustralia.net/jha/Jews_and_Aborigines.htm

Every fuckin' time …


 No.86151

>•On December 6, 1938, several weeks after Kristallnacht in Germany, Aboriginal leader William Cooper led a delegation of the Australian Aboriginal League to the German Consulate in Melbourne to deliver a petition which condemned the “cruel persecution of the Jewish people by the Nazi government of Germany."


 No.86152

>>86148

I gotta wagecuck all day. :(


 No.86153

File: 7edea44c90cf71f⋯.jpg (280.61 KB, 2048x1447, 2048:1447, wagie.jpg)

>>86148

Gonna get drunk by 8 am, and then have some nachos for breakfast. My preparations are almost complete. Say hi to Mr Shekelstein for me wagies.


 No.86154

>>86153

Oy vey!


 No.86155

File: b3fde1f8bdcadb5⋯.jpg (108.34 KB, 655x650, 131:130, jewPepe.jpg)

>>86153

Oy vey !!

You are not doing it the right way there my son !

Would you like a job shovelling pajeet poo for $2 an hour ?


 No.86156

>>86136

is that one on the left the neet camper? how much do you think it costs?


 No.86157

>>86148

first i have to decide if i want to sleep or drink then sleep. my kidney kinda hurts so i think ill drink a few bottles of water first.

i cant wait to move out


 No.86158

if i get a NEET van do you think it would be practical to make my own petrol?

http://earthsky.org/earth/from-algae-to-crude-oil-in-less-than-an-hour


 No.86159

>>86158

Nah, you'd get kidnapped by boongs then


 No.86160

>>86158

That sounds suspiciously like work. The reason we wanted a solar powered van was to mooch off the sun.


 No.86161

A bought something small from a Seppo on eBay back on May 28 and tracking shows it still hasn't left the US yet, despite entering the postal system the same day. Looks like the retards are taking it on a tour of mainland USA and Hawaii.


 No.86162


 No.86163

>>86148

Gonna fuck Karen.


 No.86164

>>86144

Did you break it up with your hands?


 No.86165

File: 224bcd17811d82f⋯.jpg (92.38 KB, 449x401, 449:401, l.jpg)

>>86164

>his penis isn't long enough to stick down the toilet and unclog the pipes


 No.86166

Good Morning NEETs

>>86148

i do not. What about you?


 No.86167

File: 91749468a130460⋯.png (1.04 MB, 1024x576, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.86168

File: cb6ad2d3d6003a0⋯.jpg (169.92 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, g.jpg)

>tfw gf


 No.86169

>>86168

Ukraine stronk!


 No.86170

Morning NEEToes.


 No.86171

>>86168

>>86169

I had a slav gf till earlier this year.

They're ok I guess.


 No.86172

File: fae66b8fce8696c⋯.jpg (47.24 KB, 940x627, 940:627, Nice.jpg)


 No.86173

>>86172

Cheeky buggers


 No.86174

File: c6bb2b7301b3954⋯.jpg (157.59 KB, 620x620, 1:1, nazipepe[1].jpg)

>>86172

Noice


 No.86175

second chance to enter the cup >>>/v/14992630


 No.86176

>>86172

The ABC is doing everything it can this week to try and bring the SAS down. Summary executions, war crimes, Nazi flags, wah wah wah


 No.86177

>>86172

The day is fast coming when they won't be able to fly the australian flag


 No.86178

>>86171

Was it the girl pictured? Do you have her nudes?


 No.86179

>>86177

That's what they're angling for. Only permitted flags will be the boong and faggot ones.


 No.86180

>>86176

Fuck the ABC.


 No.86181

>>86171

We could just pretend she is Swedish.


 No.86182

>>86178

Lol, no, I wish.

She was a chubby single mum.

And she may have been 17 years younger than me.

And no, I'm not a pedo, I'm the old cunt


 No.86183

>>86181

Lol why?


 No.86184

>>86183

Same flag colours?


 No.86185

Good morning NEETs. Doggo has been walked. Another tough one. Cold and windy and my legs were stiff and sore for reasons unknown. I am being challenged by the Gods.


 No.86186

>>86184

Yes but what I meant was why would you want to pretend this Slavic goddess is a Swedecuck who got HIV from some Somalis running a train on her?


 No.86187

>>86181

If she was Swedish she would've been raped by niggers 23 times though

>>86185

Morning dogNEET


 No.86188

>>86186

I thought the other guy was implying he didn't like slavs.


 No.86189

>>86186

Damnit, you beat me on the nigger rape comment by 19 seconds

If only I hadn't said g'morning to doggo


 No.86190

>>86188 (Hitlerdubs suggest another person who didn't like slavs)


 No.86191

>>86189

Great minds think alike, NEET.


 No.86192

>>86187

>Morning dogNEET

There is already a dogNEET and he isn't me. He is a very nice fellow though.


 No.86193

>>86192

You're RheumatismNEET.


 No.86194

>>86192

Ah, fair enough,that's what I get for trying to be NEETspotterNEET


 No.86195

File: cb5fe42df647dfc⋯.jpg (20.52 KB, 331x500, 331:500, Lazarus_and_Joannes_Baptis….jpg)


 No.86196

>>86195

Morning m8

Bloody chilly here today, 7c

Hows it where you are ?


 No.86197

>>86196

21 degrees.


 No.86198

>>86195

Good morning mate.


 No.86199

>>86195

K-karen really looks different without her makeup


 No.86200

>>86156

Apparently it's custom made and not for sale.

>theres a comment that says that in this link

It'd be expensive to make though, it has a bathtub although I couldn't work out where that was positioned

https://kickassthings.com/2017/04/off-road-camper-toyota-hilux-expedition-v1/


 No.86201

>>86200

I'd just get a regular-sized canopy on one of those dual-cabs. Like the tradies have but I'm sure if I lay down diagonally on the tray I can be fully stretched out and sleep comfortably.

>>86195

Good morning Laz


 No.86202

>>86107

A fantastic picture, although I find that P plate unsightly for some reason. It ruins the aesthetics of the bike I think.


 No.86203

I'm going to tower post because my internet is acting up. I have another technician coming today and I am planning on booking a time for them to put new cable in to the house.

I also have my first "meet and greet" this arvo with a customer, (not sure if I told you all that - there's also another guy who said he'll get back to me, I guess he's looking into his current staff's rosters) so I hope that goes well.

>>86158

I'll check that out later, that sounds cool. There used to be a guy who worked out at Virginia (Adelaide) who went to the fish and chip shops in the city and got their used cooking oil (pretty sure the companies just gave him it as it saved them money to get rid of it) and he ran tractors off of it. This was in the 70's iirc.

>not really related but

>>86163

We all are, she'll be the commune hussy

>>86167

That's very strange looking

>>86172

>was taken in August 2007.

I think what >>86176 is saying is right, why bring up a 10 year old photo?

>>86192

>He is a very nice fellow though.

Oh, you.

>>86196

Looks cold outside, I've got the heater on atm and have trackies on.

>>86199

In the 1500's (in someplace, I cant remember) women could be convicted of witchcraft for putting on makeup.

>>86201

>a regular-sized canopy

I have one of those and that was my plan, it's big enough for a swag (just under 6 foot long) but I've just used it so doggo doesn't get wet.

I'll make a tower post like this now and then, this shitty internet is going to fuck with my quota.


 No.86204

>>86077

And I regret nothing. AMA.


 No.86205

>>86204

Was >she passing?


 No.86206

>>86203

>"meet and greet" this arvo with a customer

What is a customer in this context? What is the meet and greet meant to achieve?


 No.86208

I have no idea how my room always gets so dusty, I vacuum it every 2 weeks and even after 1 week it is dusty to the max


 No.86209

>>86208

dead skin. your dead skin.


 No.86210

>>86208

My doggo covers everything in a coat of hair and dust. I dust and vacuum one day and the next day you can already see it starting to return.


 No.86211

>>86203

I don't mind a tower post every now and then, it's rather exciting actually. As if some person really is interested in others lives and must reply to them all. God bless you son, and I hope all goes well with the net and this arvo's meet and greet.


 No.86212

>>86205

She was a post-op that had nice fake big tits. I didn't see 'her' 'vagina' as it was dark. I saw her twice and would've a third time if I wasn't such an alco.

>>86207

I posted pics but I don't have a big willy.


 No.86213

>>86212

Did you get yourself checked afterwards?


 No.86214

>>86208

My place is the same especially around the corner my computer is in.

Might be because I chain smoke


 No.86215

>>86213

No, I used a condom but probably should get checked anyway.


 No.86216

>>86212

>she

This should be a ban offence tbh

fagneet was bad enough, do we really need trannyarsebangerNEET too ?

I will give you credit for the 's on her and vagina though


 No.86217

Got an appointment today with JSA, my case manager told me on Tuesday that it's a non-compulsory session but I'm still worried that they'll suspend muh bux when I don't show up.


 No.86218

>>86215

Post pics of >her. Also what race was >she?


 No.86219

>>86216

This is a support group for NEETs, not a recruiting drive for the Antipodean Resistance. You need to learn to tolerate your fellow NEETs' degeneracy.


 No.86220

File: 7534d08156f482a⋯.png (1.22 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out071392.png)


 No.86221

>>86220

Drinking coffee and wagecucking and shitposting


 No.86222

>>86220

> I'm playing modded Terraria.

after you get fucked maybe


 No.86223

>>86219

>You need to learn to tolerate your fellow NEETs' degeneracy.

What if my degenerate trait is bringing up Cheesey's GF all the time?


 No.86224

>>86219

Bugger off, there's literally dozens of boards here where he can post about sodomising another bloke if he wants to.

Tranny fucking is NOT a standard topic here.


 No.86225

>>86222

Trips confirm.

>>86223

How is that degenerate?


 No.86226

>>86207

That could be anyone. Studies have shown neets have longer penises on average than wagies.


 No.86227

>>86224

You mean >>>/fit/ ?


 No.86228

>>86227

kek

Yep


 No.86229

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>86158

You can get diesels to run on old cooking oil but you get less performance and less fuel range, it's also a lot of fucking around, but it's nice to know that if society ever falls apart you can probably still get a diesel to run on all kinds of oils.


 No.86230

>>86229

Will it make the engine smell delicious?


 No.86231

>>86229

Wood gas engines are where it's at: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wood_gas


 No.86232

>>86230

Apparently it does have a pleasant deep fryer style smell from the exhaust.


 No.86233

>>86223

Bringing up Cheesie's gf all the time is a personal offence against another NEET. That is not tolerated. Violating one NEET's nazi moral code is not the same thing. You need to learn to accept that other people see the world differently to you.


 No.86234

>>86176

>>>/pol/11717604


 No.86235

>>86233

>You need to learn to accept that other people see the world differently to you.

That works both ways though.


 No.86236

>>86233 (checked)

>>86223 (lmao edit distance)

Basically you're allowed to do anything as long as it's in the service of the globo-homo-gayplex.


 No.86237

>>86235

No-one tries to stop you posting your nazi beliefs. You are just gently chided and we try to steer you back onto a sensible path.


 No.86238

>>86237

Please don't.

For what it's worth, I haven't posted any of that in this thread, other than the Ukraine lady. Any other comments are somebody else.


 No.86239

>>86237

Are you the yarmulke poster?


 No.86240

>>86237

Or are you saying that banning trannyfucking is a nazi belief?


 No.86241

>>86240

Pretty much everything is apparently.


 No.86242

>>86241

Alright well hail victory!


 No.86243

File: a8cc4e2ab1480be⋯.png (164.21 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, kfc-logo.png)

>>86230

We'll be using the Colonel's oil at the neet compound, to give the surrounding area a kfc scent.


 No.86244

File: 98ad63280dc4ec5⋯.png (133 KB, 399x629, 399:629, your_uncle.png)


 No.86246

>>86242

*seig heil's*

*goose steps away*


 No.86247

>>86243

That would cause me to be erect all day.


 No.86248

>>86245

Are you saying the Catholic NEETs are Nazis?


 No.86249

>>86247

It would cause me to be hungry all day.


 No.86250

>>86243

We would have to institute some sort of measures to prevent the executives drinking the oil.


 No.86251

Trannies gonna tranny, nazis gonna nazi, I don't care about either I just want to be comfy.


 No.86252

File: c7ba6bdc0aef3ee⋯.jpg (33.43 KB, 699x370, 699:370, brendan_fraser_by_david_sh….jpg)

>woke up

>Still no gf


 No.86253

>>86252

u gotta go where the girls (and trannys) are, mang


 No.86254

>>86237

The nazi beliefs ARE the sensible path you homo


 No.86255

>>86254

Nazi beliefs are not at all sensible.


 No.86256

File: 892240734baa5cb⋯.png (115.16 KB, 500x396, 125:99, right.png)


 No.86257

>>86252

Go back to sleep. I'm sure things will be different tomorrow.


 No.86258

>>86255

Can you summarise them please?


 No.86259

>>86248

>the Catholic NEETs

I didn't know we had any strict Catholic non-nazi NEETs.


 No.86260

>>86206

A "customer" is what the company calls clients.

You meet them to see if they want you and to work out a roster, in a way the customer is the boss.

>>86218

She was a dark asian iirc, maybe some type of african. The pic he posted was dimly lit.

>>86224

He posted about it over a year ago.

>>86232

Yum.

>>86251

Yeah, that's my view too. It's easier to just take it in your stride and if it upsets you pretend it's a shitpost and move on.

>>86254

Hail Thule.


 No.86261

>>86212

Bump. Post pics, NEET.


 No.86262

>>86260

Are the customers usually the disabled individual themselves or do they have a guardian who makes decisions for them?


 No.86263

>>86259

I doubt we have any strict catholics, most likely just lapsed or cultural catholics that haven't been to church in years.


 No.86264

>>86243

Poll - what scent should we use as an air freshener inside the neet compound?

1) fresh cooked KFC

2) Golden oak goon

3) executive BO, extracted from hard to reach skin areas

4) Karen's panty odour


 No.86265

>>86264

Why not combine all 4? I believe it would make for a very unique and delicate aroma.


 No.86266

>>86264

>tfw refreshed


 No.86267

>>86265

An intelligent post


 No.86268

>>86267

We can call it Eau de toilette de NEET


 No.86269

Are they still selling 24 McNuggers for $10 at Maccas?


 No.86270

>>86268

We can call our first wine vintage Chateau ver de Fleur (Shat over the floor)


 No.86271

>>86270

12th Man?


 No.86272

>>86271

Very good, boomerNEET.


 No.86273

>>86269

Yeah mate


 No.86274

>>86272

I grew up listening to his albums.


 No.86275

>>86233

>Violating one NEET's nazi moral code

So. objecting to a discussion on a bloke fucking another bloke in the arse makes me a nazi now does it ?

Well, colour me nazi then I guess.

Also, fuck off leftyNEET, no-one likes you.


 No.86276

>>86275

>a discussion

People were calling for censorship and bans. Not discussion.


 No.86277

>>86276

And you're calling for my censorship and a ban on my opinion.

As I originally said, if he wants to talk about sodomy theres load of boards where that is normal discussion.


 No.86278

>>86275

>Also, fuck off leftyNEET, no-one likes you.

This. I'm hoping he commits suicide.


 No.86279

>>86262

They are usually the individual themselves. Most of the customers dont have any intellectual impairment.

This is just what I've been told though and this is my first time so we'll see but from what I've heard this company works primarily with people with just physical disabilities. There are a few with behavioural and intellectual issues but I doubt I'd put with them straight away and by myself.


 No.86280

>>86275

>fuck off leftyNEET, no-one likes you

Seconded.


 No.86281

>>86278

I'm the one he takes issue with usually, but I don't wish that on him.


 No.86282

>>86275

>no-one likes you.

He's alright.


 No.86283

>>86277

Tranny fucking never has been a 'normal topic of discussion' here so stop whinging. BTW, I fucked 'her' where there used to be a penis, not in the arsehole. Deal with it.


 No.86284

>>86282

Fact-check: false.


 No.86285

>>86283

>I didn't fuck a dude in the ass, I fucked an open wound.

Nice save, NEET.


 No.86286

>>86283

>where there used to be a penis

>an artificial hole lined with transplanted anal mucus

You fucked his second arsehole.

You are a double homosexual.

Deal with it.


 No.86287

>>86283

Haha fag


 No.86288

>>86287

Good summary. Concise.


 No.86289

Anyhow, let's get back on track NEETs.

How about that local sportsball team ay ?

I hear they're doing well.


 No.86290

>>86282

I think leftyNEET is another Possum alias, and he is alright.


 No.86291

>>86289

my eagles are doing well

hope we pump swans saturday night


 No.86292

>>86291

Swans are a protected species. You CANNOT fuck them.


 No.86293

>>86290

Yarmulke tipper needs to go in the >>>/oven/


 No.86294

>>86292

Challenge accepted.


 No.86295

>>86290

The guy with the white power rack?


 No.86296

File: b04b46e04d4cc31⋯.png (1.9 MB, 1104x1200, 23:25, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.86297

>>86294

It used to be a crime to eat swan in England unless you were royalty.

Dunno about fucking them though


 No.86298


 No.86299

>>86297

A (sex) attack on the Queen's property is the same as a (sex) attack on the Queen herself.


 No.86300

>>86297

Apparently in the Weimar Republic you could fuck a duck to death and then get it cooked up so you can eat it. Like at a restaurant.


 No.86301

>>86300

That's still legal in canada


 No.86302

>>86285

>>86286

>>86287

Technically I fucked the inside of a condom so there's still hope for me yet…


 No.86303

>>86301

I thought that was only for Beavers?


 No.86304

>>86303

I eat beavers.


 No.86305

>>86303

As long as they're imported seppo beavers I believe that's totally legal


 No.86306

>>86302

Gotta wrap it before you tap it.


 No.86307

Anyone else have mental health problems?


 No.86308

>>86307

I talk to myself and my cat if that counts


 No.86309

>>86295

Holy shit, you mean people are multi-faceted complex beings and not cookie cutouts from some social study booklet?


 No.86310

>>86306

Before you attack 'er wrap your whacker


 No.86311

>>86307

You're barking up the wrong tree mate, no-one here has any of those.


 No.86312

>>86310

Don't be silly, wrap your willy.


 No.86313

>>86309

The yarmulke faggot is a cookie cutout.


 No.86314

>>86311

Woof woof


 No.86315

File: c7e2ec1ed8d47af⋯.png (304.16 KB, 632x634, 316:317, BrucesAdvice.png)


 No.86316

>>86313

He's not as clear cut as you might think, if he is who I think he is.


 No.86317

File: fc057000c5d9f05⋯.png (2.27 MB, 1080x1349, 1080:1349, ClipboardImage.png)

>>86295

Did somebody say white power rack?


 No.86318

>>86317

Looking good Karen


 No.86319

>>86317

Lmao is she southern Italian?


 No.86320

>>86319

NFI. Just grabbed the first big titted broad int he 'Post Your NatSoc Waifu' thread on /pol


 No.86321

>>86320

Also doubles as the "big fake tits" tranny the other NEET was talking about.


 No.86322

>>86321

Yeah, would be a bit rough looking I suspect.


 No.86323

>>86316

I don't care for guessing games about which NEET is which, if someone acts like a sanctimonious little rat then they can just fuck off from here.

>>86321

Kek


 No.86324


 No.86325


 No.86326

>>86324

NatSoc milkies.


 No.86327

File: a9cc930d2eb1c68⋯.png (423.62 KB, 386x575, 386:575, chrischan.png)

>>86321

Nah, this was 'her'


 No.86328

>>86319

Isn't that a Spanish flag behind her?


 No.86329


 No.86330

>>86327

You had sex with CWC?


 No.86331

>>86330

Thereby completing his Love Quest.


 No.86332

>>86327

he's cute


 No.86333

>brush teeth twice a day

>floss once a day

>shampoo hair twice a week

>don't own any soap or even used it in years

I just use shampoo as soap in the shower and I never use soap after washing my hands with anything

I haven't gotten sick in over 2 years now too

what are all of your hygiene practices and routines?


 No.86334

>>86330

Lol, no, not him.

I was just being a cunt.


 No.86335

good afternoon/morning NEETs


 No.86336

>>86333

I'm literally the opposite.

I only use soap, I shave my head though so it rarely gets long enough to need washing.


 No.86337

>>86333

>shampoo twice a week

>conditioner in beard daily (try to soften the pubes)

>soap daily (cleanfreakNEET)

seems to go ok. I work top to bottom, except the face which i do last becomes i heard somewhere sometime that after some hot water the pours (no idea if thats the right spelling) open up or some shit so you get a better face clean and reduce pimple risk.

goes ok, until I binge on the dirty bird.


 No.86338

>>86335

What's up my NEETga!


 No.86339

>>86333 (checked)

How often do you shave your nuts?


 No.86340

File: 199aae7c794eb0b⋯.png (158.76 KB, 1276x251, 1276:251, jewsquirrel.png)


 No.86341

>>86338

nothing. doge is happily napping. i might do the same in an hour to two


 No.86342

>>86333

Brush once or twice a day

Floss irregularly but often after meaty meals

Alternate between no products, baking soda/vinegar, no product, fragrant shampoo, for washing hair

Soap after a gym-shower or when I smell bad

Don't forget: Washing hands after a pee or a poo unless it's late at night and you don't want to wake mummybot so you just pee onto the grass in the backyard and go back to bed


 No.86343

>>86339

depends if I'm seeing any of my lady friends


 No.86344

>>86342

>often after meaty meals

yeah same

>grass in the backyard and go back to bed

a good technique but i tend to treat myself to a pitch black sit down wee, like a lady when its deep night


 No.86345

looking like a bit more of a mong than usual today


 No.86346

File: d229889ec0163c0⋯.png (136.71 KB, 311x300, 311:300, 1528598127259.png)

>day is already half over

WHY DO I KEEP SLEEPING IN SO LATE REEEEEEEEEEE


 No.86347

>>86346

i used to work night shift, bed at 6am. get up at 3/4pm. that was an awful time. always felt bad.

i think a NEET shouldn't force himself to be awake everyday, but should try to change their internal clock so that they naturally get up at a good hour. it just makes you feel better - to try to rise with the sun as much as possible.

it becomes comfy


 No.86348

>>86347

I agree, starting your day with a good breakfast and lots of water out in the sun is always great.

Even when I was in primary school I'd always feel like shit if I just ate some cereal in a dark house watching TV.

I think 6:30AM-7AM is a good time to get up at but I always go to sleep at midnight as oppose to 10PM-11PM so it becomes hard to get into that schedule. I feel I need at least 8 hours sleep.


 No.86349

>>86348

>always go to sleep at midnight as oppose to 10PM-11PM

thats the real challenge. i try to make my screens as 'red' as tolerable with flux to force myself to sleep around the golden time.

>I need at least 8 hours sleep.

everyone does. i never understood when i was waging the concept of sleeping less as a badge of honour. its literally just giving yourself brain damage. every human needs 8 hours.


 No.86350

>>86346

You weren't going to do anything useful with the day, so what have you lost?


 No.86351

>>86350

good feels can be had if you dont sleep in


 No.86352

>>86323

>I don't care for guessing games about which NEET is which

Not a NEETlore enthusiast I see.


 No.86353

File: 30a7be3235db7a8⋯.jpeg (5.68 KB, 225x225, 1:1, d.jpeg)

>my doge is very happy

>he gives me a reason to leave the house

>want to impress him and give him the best life

>sometimes makes me feel that its ok when it isnt

>gives me the most happiness out of everything

>i love my doge

every NEET needs a dog or maybe a cat.


 No.86354

>>86337

I start at my dick and sometimes don't progress.


 No.86355

File: 2f3eb2b42e17727⋯.jpg (69.48 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, squat.jpg)


 No.86356

>>86353

Intelligent post. Neets need some pussy.


 No.86357

File: 2d0ec5bb531a153⋯.jpeg (107.65 KB, 735x600, 49:40, frog.jpeg)

>>86353

tbh fam I just want my own pet frog


 No.86358

>>86353

tbh fam I just want to be called nazi


 No.86359

>>86358

Then get a parrot


 No.86360

>>86353

tbh fam I just want to hold Thalia


 No.86361

>>86358

>tfw 2007 soldier


 No.86362

>>86359

Then get a carrot


 No.86363

>>86359

Or a cockatoo. And play it hitler speeches, so it learns choice quotes.


 No.86364

I get back from a NEET shop and see that I have been defamed as the "LeftyNEET". Outrageous.


 No.86365

>>86364

Sorry Possum.

(Unless you're misdirecting again.)


 No.86366

>>86364

>LeftyNEET

yuck


 No.86367

>>86364

if its any consolation im still insignificaNEET


 No.86368

>>86355

>Saving a png s a jpg


 No.86369

>>86365

>Unless you're misdirecting again

He is a crafty character


 No.86370

>>86360

Why did you make this post? You know you are not meant to do that.


 No.86371

>>86370

You'll see it's a different name if you look closely.


 No.86372

might have a NEETparty tonight.


 No.86373

>misdirecting

It is true that I sometimes make posts criticising fedora racism on this board. But that is because I am concerned for the dignity of all NEETs and want them to improve themselves. Fedora racism is like pick up artist stuff in the way in which a retards a NEET's potential to improve their lives. It is a toxic mindset that destroys them.

I am not a lefty or opposed to sensible racism.


 No.86374

>>86373

A sensible well balanced post.


 No.86375

>>86373

Trouble is it's all fedora racism to a couple of people on here.


 No.86376

I think I'm more left than right but because I'm a nationalist (what I think that means might differ from others) I get thrown in the right wing basket.


 No.86377

>>86376

im a real centerist.


 No.86378

>>86377

(as in, im right in the middle, not 'real' as in 'legit', real as in, 'dead set cunt')


 No.86379

>>86376

That's what (((their))) mass indoctrination does by design.

Look up the econmic policies of 1933-1939, and you'll find they align with your nationalist views most likely. No foreign ownership. Work for everybody who wants it. etc etc.


 No.86380

Economically left leaning but socially nationalist not full blown 1488 nationalist though, I just want peace


 No.86381

>>86378

'dead set cuntenterist'


 No.86382

>>86357

I really wanted a pet green tree frog when I was little

my parents never gave in to my whinging


 No.86383

>>86379

One of my main issues is (what I see as an obvious d&c) the division of what is known as "right" and "left", they both dont want to be exploited and are exploited by the same powers.

All the other shit like gun rights, sexual liberation etc. are secondary points to that but both "sides" get hung up on all those smaller points.


 No.86384

>>86376

>>86383

As long as you agree that all niggers,boongs,pajeets and jews need the oven then we are in agreement.


 No.86385

>>86384

hang on, add fags and trannys to that list too.


 No.86386

>>86384

Shit, also chinks and muslims


 No.86387

>>86386

Add NEETs too.


 No.86388

>>86386

And executives.


 No.86389

Cruisey what sort of things are these customers going to want you to do for them?


 No.86390

Fuck it, just oven everyone and let God sort them out.


 No.86391

>>86381

not too wrong

>>86383

cant agree more. its a shame we vote against our own personal interests. if we had real representations in office we'd have at least one NEET in the house of reps.

>>86384

well duh. we're neets, not animals.


 No.86392

it would be nice to see foreign ownership curbed. it is fucking up our country. and we can see it fucking up Cuckanada.


 No.86393

>>86392

This, very much this.


 No.86394

>>86389

Each customer is different but the main things will be personal care (showering, toileting and dressing), general house hold shit (cooking, cleaning, gardening) and outings (go with them to assist certain stuff and for social inclusion).

Just depends on what they want. The general household stuff is light though, most have cleaners/gardeners etc. as well.


 No.86395

>>86394

Are you expected to accept any client who wants you or are you allowed to say you do not want to work for them?


 No.86396

>>86395

That's what the meet and greet is for, we both can refuse if it doesn't suit either of us.


 No.86397

>>86396

That sounds like a pretty good system.


 No.86398

>>86383

>they both dont want to be exploited and are exploited by the same powers

careful, you're on the verge of swallowing a certain red pill..


 No.86399

i dont know if you neets venture outside of the ausneets every now and then but, wow, its a shitshow


 No.86400

>>86398

Porky is the kike.


 No.86401

>>86397

Yeah, the company was founded by customers and their board are all customers.

I'm yet to see how well it goes but in theory I think it should be good for everyone.


 No.86402

>>86401

I think you will be very popular. Nice handsome young man.


 No.86403

>>86399

I don't leave because of that reason.


 No.86404

>>86399

Sounds just like venturing outside the house.


 No.86405

>>86402

Please, stop. You're making me blush.


 No.86406

>>86401

you might get to wipe some hot retard girl's bottom…


 No.86407

File: beced73836ae269⋯.jpg (93.68 KB, 921x960, 307:320, 1528784739328.jpg)

Good morning, no plans and no life as usual.

>>86399

So same as always?


 No.86408

>>86406

There are perks to every profession.

>>86407

Good morning.

I don't know how to write that n.


 No.86409


 No.86410


 No.86411


 No.86412

gracias señor esqueleto!


 No.86413

>>86403

yes i dont know why i did it

>>86404

literally

>>86407

morning NEET, hope your night was comfy

>So same as always?

yea but sometimes a have a little look. its getting worst out there. its how cuckchan started to look

will we remain comfy?


 No.86414

File: a7ae051772b62aa⋯.jpg (29.91 KB, 650x488, 325:244, 8fefc7b8c766166e6ab1a5d58b….jpg)


 No.86415

>>86414

lol he fedora-ed up for his surrender

the CCTV showed him in jeans and a hoodie


 No.86416

File: 1913b8680e891c2⋯.png (482.52 KB, 800x450, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>86414

"Eurydice Dixon"

"commedienne"

no great loss


 No.86417

>>86414

good riddance


 No.86418

File: 5b7487e0caf65f0⋯.png (693.37 KB, 700x450, 14:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>86415

Trick of the light. No hat.


 No.86419

CCTV and Dashcams are making getting away with crime (especially crimes that are well publicised and that police put a lot of resources into solving) much harder.

It is Big Brother stuff but ultimately will put a lot of criminals away.


 No.86420

>>86419

i think it's more the licence plate readers. these are all around the cities. they can map the paths of vehicles


 No.86421

File: 666eaf94d9df4b1⋯.png (373.08 KB, 650x366, 325:183, ClipboardImage.png)

>>86416

might be that tranny mentioned earlier


 No.86422

>>86419

>will put a lot of criminals away.

good, but it doesnt help with the rich people crimes, which proportionately would affect more people including NEETs


 No.86423

>>86420

There is a whole series of technologies that work in tandem and which are increasing in prevalence.


 No.86424

>>86420

CCTV on every other house in the street (in shitty suburbs) is being requested regularly by the po-po.


 No.86425

>>86413

No worries, we just let /b/ raid all the boards for a few days and all normies will be gone.

>>86419

It's great until they make being NEET illegal.


 No.86426

>>86424

i think they even requested direct feeds via net connected cctv! crazy.


 No.86427

File: 75ddb15d0cacc37⋯.jpg (205.28 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, duginli.jpg)

File: 07eaa01afe71fa3⋯.png (19.17 KB, 420x420, 1:1, a142339b8c33c88d13170f8403….png)

>>86376

Alexander DugiNEET

>>86407

Have you tried just binging on entertainment? I'm going to read and watch the LOTR trilogy after I'm done with Dracula.


 No.86428

Why are there so many cities and towns on the west coast of the U.K. but so few on the east coast? Surely there would be more there to trade with Europe?

U.S. has most of its population on the east coast, same with Australia too.


 No.86429

>>86428

I drove up and down both sides of the UK without problem. No more than an hour or two between stops.


 No.86430

File: 353b6f34873c11b⋯.png (623.79 KB, 821x522, 821:522, danistheman.png)


 No.86431

My schizo Mother is talking about buying a new business. It was only last year she closed her business after her stay in the mental hospital.

>concerned


 No.86432

>>86431

that is troubling. does she have insight into her illness? i alwasy found that insight is the big one with mental illness. if there is some insight there is some hope.

goodluck neet


 No.86433

>>86431

>concerned

rightfully so, try and convince her not to do it. I have an uncle that always starts "businesses" and it is just an excuse to run from existing work responsibilities, sink a little cash into it for a socially acceptable 6 month holiday.


 No.86434

>>86414

I'm certain none of our members would commit rape.


 No.86435

>>86432

No she has no insight. She still thinks being carted off to the mental hospital was a conspiracy against her.

>>86433

I tried to convince her not to do it but she doesn't listen.


 No.86436

>>86434

You must show proof of at least 3 successful rapes to get on the NEET council.


 No.86437

>>86427

>Alexander DugiNEET

lol, I spent some time looking into that sort of stuff, particularly Strasserism but I don't think that fits right either.


 No.86438

>>86434

we have trouble leaving the house, let alone some thing as full on as rape

>>86435

sorry to hear that m(9-1).


 No.86439

>>86436

This is a ruse, if it's successful there wont b proof.


 No.86440

>>86439

You are meant to take a souvenir from the victim after each attack. Do you even rape?


 No.86441

File: 9c2ccc95831c80a⋯.jpg (118.63 KB, 1152x864, 4:3, neet_meet.jpg)

>>86436

Standards have certainly fallen since I earned my purple hood. I had to commit 3 rapes of each sex, and for 3 different species. And I didn't even get to choose the species.


 No.86442

File: 54cac19e2f23068⋯.png (503.11 KB, 600x400, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

>>86441

Do you know how hard it was to commit one rape, let alone three, in this fucking thing?


 No.86443

A group of otters is called a raft.


 No.86444

why is taking a shit so comfy?


 No.86445

He was handsome, like George Raft.


 No.86446

>>86444

It prods your prostate and you have hidden, unfulfilled tendencies.


 No.86447

>>86446

You are projecting again, tendencies NEET.


 No.86448

Will cheesey come back?


 No.86449

>tfw unfulfilled


 No.86450

>>86448

Did he leave?


 No.86451

>>86443

>Just got back from Dan's, time to become refreshed.


 No.86452

>>86448

That question is a can of worms.


 No.86453

>>86450

I'm not sure


 No.86454

File: 65649f866fee70e⋯.jpg (80.56 KB, 736x552, 4:3, 71cb7bb04505e4bebd80f9fdb5….jpg)

>>86442

We're all proud of you, wheelchair neet, but it's not fair that you get to disabled toilet all to yourself, while the rest of us have to share one. Have you seen the lines outside the toilets at neetmeets?


 No.86455

>>86451

I didn't mean to quote this fine gentleman's post >>86443


 No.86456

>>86455

I'll take the (You) anyway.


 No.86457

>>86456

I thought you may have enjoyed the (you)


 No.86458

>>86457

It is one of his unfulfilled tendencies.


 No.86459

>>86448

Did he really leave?


 No.86460

>tfw you bite and swallow before checking the temperature

shit, that was hot


 No.86461

File: d302716d0f3d483⋯.png (35.39 KB, 517x414, 517:414, Me.png)


 No.86462

>>86461

lol how perverse.


 No.86463

Any neets not drink coffee or have quit coffee?


 No.86464

>>86463

I have quit before.


 No.86465

>>86444

because its the exact opposite of being a fagget

>>86457

>>86461

its the reason we're all here

>>86463

im addicted. 3 or so a day. nespressoNEET - my main life's luxury


 No.86466

>>86462

Could you repeat that please?


 No.86467

>>86460

>that one time you drank a hot chocolate in primary school and your mouth was so burned you couldn't taste anything for 2 days


 No.86468

>>86464

how did it go?

did you feel any better?


 No.86469

>86466

I will not enable you.


 No.86470


 No.86471

>>86463

I quit coffee a couple of weeks ago. Tapered down. don't feel much different. Haven't missed it though.


 No.86472

>>86471

interesting


 No.86473

>>86470

>tfw you thought reddit couldnt get any gayer and then they change the layout


 No.86474

>>86468

I can't really remember why I even decided to quit, I think I just didn't bother making coffee, I was quite sick for a few days and after about 2 to 3 weeks I noticed my level of anxiety was had dropped significantly.


 No.86475

>>86469

You will soon enough. Try not to think of the perverse nature of the people you may or may not be replying to.


 No.86476

>>86418

Clearly he has a natural fedora halo

>>86442

I kek'd

>>86461

Holy shit, you saved my scribble !


 No.86477

>>86470

>I got him a job as a dishpig through a mate once

dishpig

great title


 No.86478

>>86470

read it and was expecting to get triggered like a whirlpool thread but they are overall sympathetic and realistic about how fucked it is


 No.86479

>>86474

Thats good to hear. I'm going to try quit to see if it helps with anxiety.


 No.86480

>>86479

It's worth a try, I actually want to quit again but this time I will taper down rather than quitting cold turkey, honestly some of the withdrawal symptoms were worse than quitting smoking, it felt I like I had the flu.


 No.86481

>>86478

>read it

reddit


 No.86482

>>86479

I think it's more a multiplier.

When I'm not doing well a 3rd cup of coffee can make me stress about non important stuff


 No.86483

I would be surprised if coffee was either the cause of, or the solution to, any of your problems.


 No.86484

>>86483

I would be surprised if you were surprised at my suprise


 No.86485

>>86470

This is basically what happened to me about 6 years ago although I did have a sort of stable job that went out of business, eventually I had a mental breakdown from constantly getting knocked back from jobs I applied to.


 No.86486

>>86463

I quit coffee this morning, but I might have a cheat day in a moment - it'll probably help improve my hangover


 No.86487

>>86478

the dichotomy between angry neo-lib spoiled boomers and angry whingey redditors is quite special


 No.86488

Surprise!!


 No.86489

>>86482

>>86483

i drink it becasue at the time, it feels amazing, tastes amazing, and everything just gets bright.

but shortly after i completely agree, a buzzy, edgy hold takes over and you get jittery and uncomfortable.

thats the trade off for the act of drinking it. becasue at the time, it literally arouses me (not sexually). the smell of the beans, the fragrance. it really makes me feel good at the time.

everything has a trade off. everything that goes up comes down. coffee is no different. goon comas exist, as do the coffee jitters.


 No.86490

>>86489

>i drink it becasue at the time, it feels amazing, tastes amazing, and everything just gets bright.

This, coffee is delicious.


 No.86491

>>86489

>everything has a trade off

That's true, it's all about finding a balance that works.


 No.86492

>>86487

>angry whingey redditors

they will become the incarnation of the boomer - the future youth will have it harder, and the current kids will talk about how hard they had it. perspective.


 No.86493

>>86488

>only two exclamation marks

If it had been any more my heart might not have been able to take it.


 No.86494

>>86488

Eek !!


 No.86495

>>86489

It does not have that strong of an effect on me. Either while drinking it or after.


 No.86496

Another thing to keep in mind with caffeine addiction is that the cravings and withdrawal symptoms will hit the hardest when ever you regularly have a coffee.


 No.86497

>>86495

Have you tried the new Meth brand coffee ?

3/5 boganNEETs swear by it


 No.86498

>>86495

we are all different, even if we have a sweet warm NEETy centre


 No.86499

I only had the last inch of coffee in my mug this morning, too lazy to make another pot. Might be taking a nap soon.

>>86497

Made from real Methamphetabeans.


 No.86500

>>86499

>Methamphetabeans

I genuinely lol'd at this


 No.86501

File: 0380e55e9165b1a⋯.jpg (62.29 KB, 900x900, 1:1, unnamed.jpg)

>>86499

Time to become refreshed.


 No.86502

>>86499

>Might be taking a nap soon.

yeah same.

nap time NEETs. see you m8s later on.


 No.86503

>>86501

I shall visit you tomorrow my lord.

Please forgive my absence till then.


 No.86504

File: 81a3642badfefd3⋯.jpg (42.54 KB, 1015x571, 1015:571, 7c9137dbfab19b1e212b686b52….jpg)

>>86503

You are forgiven my son.


 No.86505

>>86504

Your ears are bigger than in that picture


 No.86506

>>86505

Fun fact your ears and nose are the only body part that continues grow throughout your life.


 No.86507

File: e33455131ac0bc7⋯.jpeg (354.2 KB, 1220x836, 305:209, e33455131ac0bc7bb80ea052e….jpeg)

>>86505

I took ear enhancement pills. Some people will tell you that ear size doesn't matter, but if you've ever overheard women talking amongst themselves, you'll know that it does.


 No.86508

>>86506

That fact is not fun at all. My ears are already too big.


 No.86509

>>86506

Do they actually grow as such or do they just droop?


 No.86510

>>86509

They grow and become wrinkly and droopy


 No.86511

File: 324dc121663cb1b⋯.jpg (31.45 KB, 763x244, 763:244, 123123.JPG)

When did gaems become so big?


 No.86512

>>86507

As if the Staceys could resist you anyway Dan

Dan always helps me get the Staceys


 No.86513

>>86510

I thought that only happened with tits


 No.86514

>>86511

One game I played was 60 something gig to download before I could even play it.


 No.86515

>>86513

It'll happen to your balls too.


 No.86516

>>86515

Hah ! Too late !!

they're already wrinkly and droopy


 No.86517

>>86507

How do French women hold their liquor?

By the ears


 No.86518

Big old wrinkly NEETdanglers


 No.86519

File: b5d268b55c125ad⋯.png (472.16 KB, 503x686, 503:686, boomerolboomer.png)

Who here /WorldCup/?

I don't really have anything on so might actually follow it a bit


 No.86520

>>86519

Ball sports don't interest me at all.


 No.86521

The suspense is killing me.


 No.86522

File: 3da48ba3091e84b⋯.png (140.14 KB, 300x315, 20:21, dJy2Te1.png)


 No.86523

>>86522

…I thought ernie was jewish?


 No.86524

>>86523

Ernie appears to be a Nazi if jewgle image search is to be believed.


 No.86525

>>86524

Which sesame street character was jewish then? It's been a while since I've seen it.


 No.86526

File: e11b09657c185ce⋯.png (145.46 KB, 500x531, 500:531, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.86527

>>86525

Dunno. I'm a boomer and grew up without Sesame Street characters having an agenda. These days they've got AIDS muppet and Faggot muppet and nigger kids and stuff.


 No.86528

>>86278

Extremely poor form, but the inevitable result of a cancerous totalitarian Nazi mindset.

LeftyNEET, as you call him, is a solid bloke, and there are more of him than you think, given that you lot frequently confuse me with him.

One day you edgelords will grow up and realise that this 1488 shit is maximum cringe.

Oh, and it's a bit rich complaining that gay shit should go to other boards when 8chan is mostly Nazi boards.


 No.86529

>>86525

It's probably that Grover cunt though. He screams kike.


 No.86530

File: f9bfa1942cf60e2⋯.jpg (151.71 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, ScoobyJoo.jpg)


 No.86531

>>86528

Did you really take an entire work day to come up with this retort?


 No.86532

File: 3774ceb348c942e⋯.jpg (36.06 KB, 600x497, 600:497, laden.jpg)

>>86526

Last I heard Bert had converted to radical islam


 No.86533

>>86531

The proletariat takes him time to attack.


 No.86534

>>86528

Lol

U r a faggot


 No.86535

>>86531

He had to recover from masturbating furiously at the thought of how his witty rejoinder would devastate us before he posted it


 No.86536

File: 5ca6b03aabeb3db⋯.jpg (193.17 KB, 799x800, 799:800, pol.jpg)

/pol/'s tentacles extend into orifices around the world - you may as well get used to it


 No.86537

Radical abo


 No.86538

File: df3ad54341ae139⋯.jpg (581.44 KB, 1497x1778, 1497:1778, p22mishima.jpg)

File: 1d5c80bc2ff1fed⋯.png (2.61 MB, 1497x1778, 1497:1778, NOHEROICDEATH.png)

My first time I tried making one of these. How did I do?


 No.86539

File: 5705044b87f7ddf⋯.png (70.93 KB, 800x800, 1:1, pol.png)

>>86536

You got that right.


 No.86540

File: 0d37fef85fb798c⋯.png (399.86 KB, 448x513, 448:513, 0d37fef85fb798cdace277ce58….png)


 No.86541

File: 600a89ed5cbec79⋯.gif (10.05 KB, 633x758, 633:758, 1528947247882.gif)

>tfw depressed


 No.86542

>>86531

Just catching up with an extremely fast and extremely shitty thread. Shouldn't have bothered tbh


 No.86543

File: e522d54d240594a⋯.png (493 KB, 494x551, 26:29, expressed.png)

>>86541

>tfw expressed


 No.86544

>>86542

>Shouldn't have bothered tbh

Here's an idea m8

Next time don't bother


 No.86545

>>86543

I find it pretty amazing that despite all our progress as a species we haven't invented a way to stop ourselves from shitting.


 No.86546

File: 129a5aa4de687ed⋯.png (348.47 KB, 544x416, 17:13, 1451266860929.png)

>>86538

It would probably be better with just the filter and the quote.

The censor-bar and glowing orb make it look tacky.


 No.86547

>>86545

I was thinking the exact same thing this morning. Neets truly are just copies of each other


 No.86548

>>86519

Not gonna lie I really enjoy a bit of wogball so I will be watching a lot of it. France and their legion of darkies and arabs should win


 No.86549

>>86545

I dunno, there's a certain left leaning poster here that is so full of shit he must have given up taking one.


 No.86550


 No.86551

>>86549

he should excrete on a political imageboard like the rest of us do


 No.86552

>>86544

Literally nothing I've posted or read in all my years here has been worth reading. I keep doing it anyway, I don't know why.


 No.86553

>>86552

If you call yourself a nihilist the brainlets will all think you're cool for it


 No.86554

>>86548

I wish I was 10 years younger and could run with British or Russian soccer hooligans smashing cunts willy nilly.


 No.86555

>>86552

You've never read a book worth reading? This is very sad.


 No.86556

>>86554

join your local group of lebs


 No.86557

>>86556

There's no comparison.


 No.86558

Fucking came all over my stomach


 No.86559

>>86558

Lick it up


 No.86560

>>86558

You've caught the gay now neeto


 No.86561

File: 579999a89eb9a62⋯.png (382.96 KB, 1412x1918, 706:959, 1522835748134.png)


 No.86562

>>86561

I have been searching for this pepe for a long time, thank you for posting it.


 No.86563

File: c21b3ce1f2febf7⋯.jpg (120.49 KB, 802x720, 401:360, ghan.jpg)

>>86559

So just how red-pilled is the australian military?


 No.86564

>>86563

Dude. Did you not read this morning's posts?


 No.86565

>>86563

and the answer is very. Most of the current (non-music/non-kitchen) troops loathe the current top brass.


 No.86566

Current head of Army has never seen combat.


 No.86567

>>86564

Did you not read my post where I said nothing here is worth reading? No? Good, then you learnt something.


 No.86568

>>86567

SO WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR? THE ME-MES?


 No.86569

File: a7b254c990a623d⋯.png (621.84 KB, 631x473, 631:473, lgkali.png)

Another


 No.86570

>>86569

a nether-regions neet posting pajeet me-mes…


 No.86571

>>86568

He comes here for the scintillating discussion on how oppressed poor faggots and boongs are and how it's all our fault.


 No.86572

>>86571

but he doesn't read?


 No.86573

>>86572

I think he gets his mummybot to read the posts out for him


 No.86574

Anyone comfy?


 No.86575

File: acfc921ab93a388⋯.jpg (149.57 KB, 761x783, 761:783, PiratePepe.jpg)

Arrrr !

Piratebays back up !


 No.86576

>>86574

unfortunately not my friend, are you at least?


 No.86577

>>86574

Pretty comfy at the moment. Got a nice plush hoodie on, ate a pepperoni pizza about 10 minutes ago. Drinking a bottle of cab sauv now. Got sent home from waging early on account of some non-existent storm.


 No.86578

>>86574

I'm fairly comfy.

The weathers really nice and I'm gonna have take away chink food for dinner in a bit.


 No.86579

>>86373

Except that PUA helps, which renders your comment wrong and retarded.


 No.86580

>>86574

I've been feeding my Fanta Grape addiction, so yes.


 No.86581

>>86390

Oven the Jews to start with, and see how society is holding up afterwards. Pretty well, probably.


 No.86582

File: 6280a07fe1609fc⋯.jpg (693.81 KB, 800x1078, 400:539, 1525280712495.jpg)

>>86379

ill just leave this here

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socialism#Early_20th_century

morning NEETs. did you have a good day sleep while the wagies were in their pens?


 No.86583

>>86421

Does she look like a "dark skinned asian" to you, motherfucker?


 No.86584


 No.86585

>>86583

You're the only person to comment. I suspect most NEETs subscribe to the "don't speak ill of the dead' me-me.


 No.86586

>>86582

What does that have to do with NatSoc and our friend who identifies as Nationalist? You just found a paragraph mentioning some Jew shit and linked it here.


 No.86587

>>86528

Gas yourself fgt.


 No.86588

>>86534

Underrated poast.


 No.86589

Where's cheesey?


 No.86590

>>86548

>France and their legion of darkies and arabs should win

Nah mate we're gonna take back Jerusalem.


 No.86591

>>86588

/me tips nazi fedora

Also, checked and heiled


 No.86592

>>86589

Balls deep, I hope.


 No.86593

>>86592

That's would be illegal


 No.86594

>>86589

I'm still here


 No.86595

>>86591

>nazi fedora

It's called a /stahlhelm/ you degenerate.


 No.86596

>>86594

I gotta ask m8

Is it easy ?

being Cheesey


 No.86597

File: 32ed06ec7487a78⋯.png (4.62 MB, 1920x1249, 1920:1249, ClipboardImage.png)

>>86592

Last night was Hobbit talk, not tonight.


 No.86598

>>86594

Good to hear.


 No.86599

>>86585

I'm still waiting for TrannyFuckerNEET to poast >her picture.


 No.86600

>>86593

Nah, m8. They're ok.


 No.86601

>>86594

Harro, creezie. (I'm asian).


 No.86602

>>86594

Why did you delete all your vids?


 No.86603

>>86430

50 jobs?!

this is considered a lot!?

so then why does MAX get to write the law and force us to apply for 20 a month!?

wouldn't it be better if they got funding to actually help us apply for 1 or 2 that suit us?


 No.86604

>>86599

He posted it ages ago. If memory serves the picture was very dark and grainy.


 No.86605

Watching My Mom Go Super Saiyan


 No.86606

>>86604

Link pls.


 No.86607

>>86605

wat she wearin


 No.86608

File: 2f9278b9458a190⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 580.22 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, 2f9278b9458a190f7508aa1596….png)

File: 6407c53659e507f⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 551.73 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, 6407c53659e507fb553425a805….png)


 No.86609

>>86585

>The young woman found dead in a Carlton North park has been identified as comedian Eurydice Dixon.

Ha-ha, the joke's on her.


 No.86610

>>86607

Fur slides and a translucent camisole.


 No.86611

>>86609

Was she anti-white?


 No.86612

>>86608

Nice. Can't see shit. But nice all the same.


 No.86613

>>86608

That Canberra prostie I visited had a brightly lit room with mirrors on the walls and ceilings. She wasn't ashamed of her natural vagene and bobs


 No.86614

Any cures for depression?


 No.86615

>>86614

In no particular order:

NatSoc

Rare Pepes

Booze

Suicide


 No.86616

File: dee4cbaeb3c4376⋯.jpg (865.36 KB, 2544x4000, 159:250, Laughlikeamotherfuckerpepe.jpg)

>>86609

Kek

I know I shouldn't have laughed but I did

Fuckin' kek


 No.86617

>>86603

>wouldn't it be better if they got funding to actually help us apply for 1 or 2 that suit us?

I brought this up to the Cenno man when cancelling my payment and he said that the jobs I were looking for should have been reflected in my Mutual Obligation Requirement. I spent at least several hours on each job application as you had answer a bunch of questions just to get to the interview stage. He said, It was MAX's responsibility to change this requirement and I believe they should have done so as I told them all about this. People working at Max are dead shits.


 No.86618

>>86614

Shotgun mouthwash clears away the blues and also gingivitis

j/k that's an awful thing to say.

I got so depressed I stopped eating, and what helped me was hitting the gym. Have you tried exercising, m(14-6)?


 No.86619

Might be a boong and have a hotdog for dinner?


 No.86620

>>86619

10000 years of tradition says this is illegal.

TRIBAL COUNCIL


 No.86621

Voluptuous aboriginal prostitute


 No.86622

>>86620

I should probably get out of bed. Getting a bit ridiculous at this point.


 No.86623

>>86622

Was the hotdog going to magick itself into your bed?


 No.86624

File: 8c5832ffa6d9bc6⋯.png (100.07 KB, 592x238, 296:119, BoongQuads.png)

>>86619

By the power of my boong wizard quads post I authorise you to eat that hotdog


 No.86625

File: 232c8a32276aee8⋯.png (81.04 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 232c8a32276aee8629150611c1….png)

>>86622

>Getting a bit ridiculous at this point.

See you soon m7+2


 No.86626

>>86602

I might put them back up when the drama dies down.


 No.86627

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This was a good movie


 No.86628

>>86626

Have you touched her pussy yet?


 No.86629

>>86542

>Shouldn't have bothered tbh

bit rude tbh, the gen is the pinnacle of high quality posting excellence.


 No.86630

>>86628

Good question.


 No.86631

>>86628

Don't be disgusting.


 No.86632

>>86628

Stop being a cunt m8


 No.86633

>>86632

>>86631

Inquiring minds want to know.


 No.86634

>>86630

>>86631

>>86632

The alpha, beta and omega


 No.86635

>>86631

It should be a rule all BV (Board Volunteers) have to answer all questions put to them by Council members.


 No.86636

Did you see my apology?


 No.86637

File: 56d827961e354fe⋯.png (364.71 KB, 2004x1194, 334:199, 56d827961e354fe2483d5088b2….png)

How have you served in the spirit of the Lords today?


 No.86638

>>86627

Better than Cheesecake Dances Around The Question at any rate.


 No.86639

>>86637

How dare you put that filth monger next to our Lord Dan you heretic


 No.86640

Just got back from the "meet and greet", it went well. I like the guy who I'll be working for.

My first shift is on saturday.


 No.86641

>>86638

fucking lol


 No.86642

>>86637

I skipped lunch and visited my local (non-chain) bottle shop today.


 No.86643

File: 7f5c21e64dc5005⋯.jpeg (10.41 KB, 225x225, 1:1, 5be4856951a224fc30123eaf4….jpeg)

>>86639

Some things just pair well together.


 No.86644

File: 2f24234fb723069⋯.png (55.38 KB, 212x246, 106:123, 2f24234fb723069856e2629465….png)

>>86642

You better be checkin' 'n soon.


 No.86645

>>86643

Ah, I worked for kfc for 3 months years ago

never eaten that shit since

I used to gather the dead flies from the zapper and throw them in the fryers


 No.86646

>>86553

As long as he doesn't mention spookman, he's guilty by association with lefty


 No.86647

>>86640

Well done mate!


 No.86648

>>86555

The last actual literature I sat down and read was Finnegans wake.

Never again.


 No.86649

>>86640

Was he semi-normal or a full mong ?


 No.86650

>>86622

Nah, go back to sleep, try again tomorrow once you're fully rested. Don't want to overdo it.


 No.86651

>>86561

I thought he was handing me a lollypop.


 No.86652

File: 1d458ad3e6c620c⋯.jpg (20.18 KB, 244x244, 1:1, fe9ee25cd660632aa465a65066….jpg)

>>86640

Good job, have a refreshing goon to treat yourself

>>86645

The dirt provides extra nutrience it's customers desperately need.


 No.86653

>>86648

I'll give you a pass on that particular work.


 No.86654

File: 33b3a9bbdb28199⋯.jpg (105.24 KB, 800x551, 800:551, 33b3a9bbdb281994bc9620939a….jpg)


 No.86655

File: bb89f2647affe0b⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 6.62 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2550818-Kushishekku.webm)

>>86614

have a wank


 No.86656

>>86652

>>86649

>>86647

Thank you NEETs

He was pretty normal, just had an accident and his body doesn't work in the same way it did.


 No.86657

>>86652

I did apply for a job running the warehouse for a brewery today my Lord.

If I get that job I'll be dead in a month


 No.86658

>>86640

Awesome stuff mate. I'm sure you'll do well.


 No.86659

>>86656

That sounds pretty cool, just making some poor blokes life a bit easier.


 No.86660

>>86511

add an extra 0 to the end of that for my download time.


 No.86661

>>86648

Yeah, I've tried reading dozens of literature-tier books and found it mostly boring. Maybe people who like it appreciate it and understand it on a deeper, more allegorical level than me. But I thought it stank.


 No.86662

File: adfbd764e140f08⋯.png (43.54 KB, 747x686, 747:686, 1527717847206.png)

>>86659

Truly a job you can feel good about yourself for doing.

Proud of you jobNEET >>86656


 No.86663

File: 0790131feac1035⋯.png (81.38 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 0790131feac10355e7c27ade17….png)

>>86657

>If I get that job I'll be dead in a month

Good luck, I believe in you.


 No.86664

>>86654

Well memed.


 No.86665

>>86661

I know that feel.

I suspect people mainly read them so they can say they've read them.


 No.86666

File: dba431142486792⋯.png (81.08 KB, 210x180, 7:6, BoongWizard.png)

GIZZA QUADSA AGAIN YA CUNTS


 No.86667

>>86666

UNNAAAAAAAAA


 No.86668

>>86667

That's 2 quads I've scored with boong wizard


 No.86669

>>86661

I am the same with all of MusicNEET's songs. I just can't appreciate them. I guess I have simpler tastes.


 No.86670

>>86668

secret aboriginal rape knowledge


 No.86671

>>86670

Actually the first one was about aboriginal rape I think


 No.86672

>>86671

everything is about aboriginal rape on some level


 No.86673

>>86671

Good work, keep at it.


 No.86674

File: 8202c7579d6a5cb⋯.png (32.17 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, 1200px-Flag_of_India.svg.png)

>over 1,300,000,000 people

>not in the World Cup

>unlike China get BTFO in the olympics as well

what went wrong with pajeets seriously?


 No.86675

Any other meme war veterans here?

I am struggling to return to normal life.


 No.86676

>>86674

SUPERPOWER BY 2020


 No.86677

>>86674

It's hard enough finding enough decent athletes to field a cricket team. The indian bodytype is not ideal


 No.86678

>>86674

Basically, they're a shit race


 No.86679

>>86674

apparently Mongolia got the same amount of medals as India and Venezuela actually beat India

what the fuck do they put in the water over there? soon to be the biggest country in the world and you get BTFO by literally everyone


 No.86680

>>86679

they should just cheat by importing africans like other countries do


 No.86681

>>86679

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Summer_Olympics_medal_table

for anyone that doesn't believe me, I didn't believe it either

Indians, not even once.


 No.86682

>>86679

Lol, pajeet btfo by mongs


 No.86683

>>86679

>what the fuck do they put in the water over there?

Have a guess.


 No.86684

Just told bosslady, I said I'll work with her for another month and then stop.

>>86658

Thanks bud

>>86659

Yeah, he seemed just like a real average guy who had a bit of bad luck. All his other carers are women so I'll take him out and do shit that is more suited to two guy activities.

>>86662

>jobNEET

lol, I am a contradiction


 No.86685

>>86681

>Indians, not even once.

They were just too fascinated by the toilet facilities tbqh


 No.86686


 No.86687

>>86686

No, they put that in the street silly


 No.86688

File: 5ff2acb76f9a585⋯.png (9.47 KB, 368x306, 184:153, 1484723218072.png)

>>86681

>both medals by women

>no gold

>badminton


 No.86689

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>86684

This song came to me when writing that last line.

I used to think it was written about me.


 No.86690

>>86684

strip clubs? fishing? hooning?


 No.86691

>>86686

>>86687

Looking at the rivers there, they put it there too.


 No.86692

>>86688

just when you think it can't get any worse it does

wtf went wrong seriously


 No.86693

>>86691

I thought they dumped the dead pajeets in their rivers ?

Then again, a dead pajeet is basically shit anyway


 No.86694

>>86690

>fishing?

be careful, you could trigger a certain NEET.

Anything he wants really.


 No.86695

>>86693

and all that shit floats up


 No.86696

A bloke I know named his daughter India, not even joking.

It is so fucking hard not to make evil jokes at him.


 No.86697

>>86696

That was a hippy dippy name in the 80s and 90s


 No.86698

>>86696

>naming your daughter after a country with huge rape rates


 No.86699

File: 754932b6c046a5f⋯.jpg (28.57 KB, 550x335, 110:67, pajeet.jpg)

>>86674

India's what you get if you let social liberalism take over your country for thousands of years. Everyone's special and unique, as a result nothing can ever get done and the entire country is literally shit tier.


 No.86700

File: a2e77c6d8c59f62⋯.png (294.4 KB, 399x585, 133:195, MADE IT.png)

>>86566

Fuck me.

>>86569

Good meme

>>86574

Yeah, it's raining.

>>86596

heh

>>86604

yeah it was and it was mostly his arse


 No.86701

>>86697

He has got hippy parents, prolly got it from them.

He also has a son named Smith, as a first name.


 No.86702

>>86699

>social liberalism

>had a caste system which is still prevalent today

What are you smoking?


 No.86703

>>86684

>I'll work with her for another month and then stop

Sounds like a good plan. You should shag her in an abandoned office on your last day.


 No.86704

>>86703

Gaffa tape her face down to a desk and have at it.


 No.86705

>>86694

It was never about the fishing.


 No.86706

>>86689

>I used to think it was written about me

Your narcissism phase I presume.


 No.86707

>>86699

One of the more ignorant posts ever made here. You have no understanding of India and what makes it shit at all.


 No.86708

File: 90a367de7c8d51e⋯.jpg (42.24 KB, 640x301, 640:301, anne erin.jpg)

File: d24364f7beeb8ef⋯.jpg (136.9 KB, 651x699, 217:233, 1497772082746.jpg)

File: c61ea4495c1ee44⋯.png (72.25 KB, 171x207, 19:23, R.A.S.R.png)

>>86675

I can hardly even remember it but I feel like when we got home we were sold out by who we fought for.

I cant be fucked going through any more pics trying to find relatable ones


 No.86709

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Does anyone else picture people they know/knew in real life when they think of various NEETs?

Whenever I think of Weber NEET I imagine him as someone I knew in High School. He was an executive who took the main parts in all the musicals. I keep thinking of him in Year Eleven on stage singing Sit Down You're Rocking the Boat.


 No.86710

wtf apparently i had exams today but i didnt realize and stayed home


 No.86711

>>86710

how JUSTed are you?


 No.86712

>>86710

Was it a prostate exam ?


 No.86713

>>86712

It will be now he has missed them


 No.86714

>>86712

I sat that more than once. I wasn't happy with the result the first time.


 No.86715

>>86709

I don't really imagine them as real people but I do put faces to posting styles


 No.86716

File: b4329c272cef272⋯.png (65.39 KB, 715x192, 715:192, PAIN.png)

File: bb77f8b43392892⋯.png (3.52 KB, 278x77, 278:77, MORE PAIN.png)

>>86704

>>86703

lewd

>>86705

We will go one day.

>>86706

Yeah but mixed in with one of the crazy phases where I thought God was sending me messages that I had to decipher.


 No.86717

>>86709

I used to post to friends I had lost along the way when posting to people and reply to certain posts as if they were people I knew.


 No.86718

>>86709

Some true backstory:

Weber neat was underweight until the Christmas holidays between Year 9 and 10 when he suffered appendicitis. This caused him to give up swimming training 6 mornings a week. Upon his recovery he took up AFL and filled out.

WeberNEET was built like a fit rugby player until half way through a Bachelor of Computer Science, whereupon the social isolation of the last 6.5 years caught up with him, depression set in, and Mummbot's allowance allowed him to eat KFC and drink every single day of the week.

Between the ages of 22 and 38, Weber oscillated between three-to-six months of low-carb dieting combined with weight lifting, and being a slob, repeatedly losing and gaining the same 25-30kg each cycle.

Weber occasionally dispenses random weight lifting tips on boards today, interspersed with homemade Big Mac replicas.


 No.86719

File: 08f2fe4a01d60b7⋯.png (65.12 KB, 500x382, 250:191, 1322796219001[1].png)


 No.86720

>>86718

What a beatiful and romantic story of your way to your executive status.


 No.86721

File: a7d37cd791fa394⋯.jpeg (159.47 KB, 846x1062, 47:59, c3b2561c07cd9f712988692e2….jpeg)

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>>86655

Am I the only one that enjoys Shantae here?


 No.86722

File: e90451675595e46⋯.png (42.67 KB, 666x666, 1:1, 1487119687807.png)

>>86718

Strong feels.


 No.86723

>>86721

Fuck off


 No.86724

>>86709

Further to this, Weber was (and is) chronically shy, and singing in school musicals would never have been a thing. Twice-yearly piano performances at school Soirées were problematic enough. Weber was good enough that he usually had to perform just before or just after intermission to keep people interested.


 No.86725

File: 949e68fdff2093d⋯.png (174.58 KB, 499x280, 499:280, 896ebed8c546c95f9267204b53….png)

>>86716

>We will go one day.

We will.


 No.86726

>>86721

Yes

Also, fuck off


 No.86727

File: 3fbd0531aff904f⋯.png (8.9 KB, 365x378, 365:378, 3fbd0531aff904f8f140d5f90d….png)

>>86718

>>86718

>>86718

Good lord, that was beautiful. You're a real romantic.


 No.86728

>>86716

>I thought God was sending me messages

Did you ever think someone on the TV was talking directly to you?


 No.86729

>>86721

More than likely.

Fuck off.


 No.86730

>>86724

I was shy but I always liked getting on stage.


 No.86731

>>86730

Walking too and from the piano was hardest. After the first notes are struck, everybody is tuned out.


 No.86732

File: 7bc3d716838ebc6⋯.jpg (161.04 KB, 850x1203, 850:1203, 7c83e041d61b9c69bea427a904….jpg)

File: 7af6cf890d92870⋯.jpg (243.72 KB, 850x1187, 850:1187, 57cbe14dc536fe7f.jpg)


 No.86733

>>86728

I quite often think that the universe was created for me and all the peculiar things in existence are just the reflection of the world in front of the world for me to see and hear.


 No.86734

>>86733

I classify people into "real people" and npc's.

It's mainly based on whether I deal with them by choice or if I have to.

You guys fit in some weird middle ground, because I like some of you but you're all just words on my screen.


 No.86735

>>86731

> After the first notes are struck, everybody is tuned out.

Noone knows what comes after danananaa danananaa in Beethovens 5th


 No.86736

>>86734

We are the intercom.


 No.86737

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

The musical Evita, movie starring Madonna, is one of my guilty pleasures.


 No.86738

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>86735

Well i do but that's just because of this.


 No.86739

>>86735

I do.

It's another dannannana


 No.86740

>>86739

Quite the culture buff aren't we?


 No.86741

>>86740

Lol, nah, my mum was a Beethoven nut.

I often catch myself whistling it without meaning to


 No.86742

I think we have lost one of our own:

>THE teenager accused of murdering a 22-year-old woman in a Melbourne park yawned as he appeared in court.

>Jaymes Todd, 19, suffers from Autism Spectrum Disorder and is socially regressive, his lawyer revealed in court on Thursday.

https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/crime/police-charge-teenager-following-investigation-into-young-womans-death-in-melbourne-park/news-story/537046458df2ccb73fd668fbe54e301f


 No.86743

>>86742

It is expected that you read the posts you missed before posting.


 No.86744


 No.86745

>>86743

It was an update on the situation Chaim.


 No.86746

>>86742

I bet it was self defence!


 No.86747

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.86748

>>86742

An Elliot Rodgers for our generation. Which neets do we know of who live in Melbourne?

>>86743

You're new here, aren't you?


 No.86749

>>86746

Damn those evil Staceys going round menacing poor autistic young men !!

When will someone put an end to this !


 No.86750

I am not in the mood for negroid shucking and jiving tonight.


 No.86751

>>86748

>You're new here, aren't you?

First day.


 No.86752

>>86748

I feel we don't have many Melbourne NEETs, all WA/SA/Sydney


 No.86753

>>86751

Have you had your "induction" from rapeNEET yet ?


 No.86754

>>86752

We have them but they are reluctant to admit to it.


 No.86755

>>86752

Sperg lives in Melbourne and someone else, I can't remember.


 No.86756

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>86738

I always liked the choral section in ELO's Mr Blue Sky (around 3:15 mark).


 No.86757

Time for me to go get my chinky food.

Cheers NEETs


 No.86758

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>86757

>shucking and jiving


 No.86759

>>86750

Have a wank


 No.86760

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

shuck it up


 No.86761

>tfw been falling in love with roommate but I keep thinking it will fail even if I get accepted

>tfw she's my only friend but it's hard to do some things with a woman like her

>tfw today I was reminded every person I meet is for my own superficial benefit

>tfw more money than ever but not a single male friend

What to do?


 No.86762

>>86761

>What to do?

I don't know. You need to stop being yourself.


 No.86763

>>86761

Hirer a prositute or have another wank


 No.86764

>>86763

Don't do either of those things.


 No.86765

>>86764

So true m7+1, he should have a goon instead


 No.86766

>>86761

You already live with this woman. Unfortunately this probably means no good will come of it.

Without being hurtful, you don't have any female friends either. Each of them is using you for a specific purpose, or purely for validation.

Investigate a sport or hobby that interests you, that other males do. You will make some friends. Depending on what that is, some of these people will be older than you. This is a good thing, and their stories and occasional advice will benefit you.


 No.86767

Vagrant Aboriginal prostitute


 No.86768

>>86767

Rooting an abo in the long grass and paying her with a half coke bottle of unleaded is one of the comfiest Aus feels.


 No.86769

File: 5762ec1fddb3859⋯.jpg (84.65 KB, 960x628, 240:157, 34848972_405823439904278_1….jpg)


 No.86770

>>86761

I'll be your friend.


 No.86771

>>86768

>IKTF


 No.86772

Have not seen NK for a couple of days.


 No.86773

File: 522e9564e8f3db8⋯.jpg (50.16 KB, 400x592, 25:37, 1528518092883.jpg)


 No.86774

>>86766

A type like her is hard to find and I feel like I need to take a risk at some point.

>>86770

I don't have any intentions of meeting people from here.


 No.86775

>>86772

You haven't been looking hard enough


 No.86776

>>86773

Shouldn't that shirt be Sudos and pride?


 No.86777

>>86774

>A type like her is hard to find and I feel like I need to take a risk at some point.

This is fine, and a valid life lesson in itself. Just be prepared to move elsewhere sooner rather than late.

There's no shame in expressing an interest in somebody. That's much easier to type than to do in practice.


 No.86778

I am starting to look like Mama Cass.


 No.86779

>>86778

Avoid ham sandwiches.


 No.86780

>>86779

cheeky


 No.86781

>>86778

>>86779

Bulking up is the key to winning the Nurgle 2018 fuzed/fuzzed to a chair competition


 No.86782

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Watching videos like these is why I dont play.

There are unbelievable musicians about.


 No.86783

>>86781

Mama Cass purportedly died choking on a ham sandwich.


 No.86784

>>86782

I've actually been playing my guitar lately, just mostly improvisation and random riffs.


 No.86785

>>86784

>just mostly improvisation

cool, that's where you find yourself


 No.86786

>>86783

How would she be in our current competition. A healthy competitor would you say?


 No.86787

>>86783

It is an urban myth I think.


 No.86788

>>86787

I don't know, I've never heard any other story.


 No.86789


 No.86790

I think I shall ask her out tonight instead of waiting


 No.86791

>>86790

Crack open a refreshing goon to celebrate the achievement tonight


 No.86792

>>86789

Well there you go.

also

>"She weighed twice as much as she should have. One of her heart muscles had turned to fat."

not really funny but kind of.


 No.86793

>>86791

After the asking, of course.


 No.86794

>>86790

Are you the guy who showed his bulge off to the gym?

You have the same attitude as him.


 No.86795

>>86792

That was before political correctness. It can be quite shocking to see a person speak frankly.


 No.86796

>>86792

>ham sandwich

Worst of all, she was jewish. If she'd stayed kosher, she'd still be alive.


 No.86797

>>86792

She was deadly serious about winning the Nurgle 1974


 No.86798

>>86792

That's not funny. That's hilarious.


 No.86799


 No.86800


 No.86801

After winning the Nurgle 2018 fuzed/fuzzed to a chair competition how are (You) going spend to spend the prize?


 No.86802

>>86801

At Dan's


 No.86803

>>86801

Once I win I will immediately expire. I want to go out at the peak of my life.


 No.86804

>>86803

So what are you going to spend the gift card on?


 No.86805

I will pour the goon into the ocean and film it.


 No.86806

>>86804

You NEETs can spend it on drinks for the wake.


 No.86807

>>86806

What a fantastic suggestion, it's what he would have wanted us to do.


 No.86808

File: 631f354eab729cd⋯.png (13.06 KB, 221x228, 221:228, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.86809

>>86808

Hehehe


 No.86810

>>86808

I didn't think of sharkNEET, seems no matter what I do with it it gets to the council.


 No.86811

File: d52cb349e1c2827⋯.png (69.47 KB, 575x419, 575:419, d93d20ffb37db2566f50806d35….png)

>>86810

The neet council knows all.


 No.86812

File: ae2b79152316109⋯.png (2.3 MB, 1067x1570, 1067:1570, ClipboardImage.png)

One more whisky and it's off to bed with me, Gentlemen.

Baring my soul has been tiring tonight.

May tomorrow's posting be less fraught.


 No.86813

Destructive aboriginal anal sex


 No.86814

>>86812

Good night Weber NEET. Keep baring your soul it might do you good.


 No.86815

>>86812

But we haven't even seen tonight's gook girls. How do we know this one aryan goddess will be enough to counter them?


 No.86816

>>86815

Good point. Can GookPostingNEET move things along please?


 No.86817

>>86814

Thank you, brother. We probably don't agree on much (if you're who I think you are), but I respect you.


 No.86818

>tfw fallen into utter disrepair


 No.86819

>>86818

Are you still under warranty?


 No.86820


 No.86821

>>86820

Bummer.


 No.86822

>>86819

>>86820

>>86821

Should have bought the extended warranty


 No.86823

>>86816

dont you tell me what to do.


 No.86824

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>>86823

Goodnight.


 No.86825

What's the best city to live in escort-wise? Has anyone here been to a brothel?


 No.86826

>>86825

The best place to live is where there aren't any.


 No.86827

>>86825

Weber got one to quit.


 No.86828

>>86824

Goodnight NEET. they are some beautiful aryan girls. 4th pic girl is my favourite.


 No.86829

>>86825

Sydney is pretty good, brothel in just about every suburb, pretty much any major city has brothels.


 No.86830

File: 48d3adb311d0993⋯.jpg (53.4 KB, 640x904, 80:113, kiira_korpi.jpg)

>>86829

But do they have brothels with fingol girls for whites who want to racemix?


 No.86831

>>86830

Fins are white.


 No.86832

File: 38cf10f6c389c67⋯.jpg (14.22 KB, 444x332, 111:83, 38cf10f6c389c6702a4c8d3be1….jpg)

Looks like everyone is having fun out there.


 No.86833

>>86830

Unfortunately no.


 No.86834

>tfw alone


 No.86835

>>86742

>Jaymes

wew


 No.86836

File: 3d0a563e93f3253⋯.jpg (369.03 KB, 957x1277, 957:1277, Naako2.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs


 No.86837

>>86836

Good night dead-eyed gook girl.


 No.86838

I was away today for the thread for my driving test, I'm glad I missed out on the political arguing


 No.86839

>>86838

Did you pass?


 No.86840

>>86837

considering who i posted that is a very accurate statement. well done.


 No.86841

>>86840

Who is she?


 No.86842

>>86837

She's really not in the same class as the white girls. However, we all know we're never going fuck any white girls as cute as those, whereas you could just barely imagine yourself getting a mail order asian.


 No.86843

>>86841

Nagasawa Nanako her nickname is Naako


 No.86844

I was dreaming of the past

And my heart was beating fast

I began to lose control

I began to lose control


 No.86845

>>86843

I was not asking her name.


 No.86846

>>86839

I did, but barely


 No.86847

>>86845

i'm sorry. then what were you asking?

>>86846

well done NEET


 No.86848

>>86846

have you done your first goon run yet?


 No.86849

>>86846

A pass is a pass mate. Well done.


 No.86850

>>86847

>what were you asking?

For what reason is she notorious?


 No.86851

>>86846

Congrats mate, great work.


 No.86852

>>86848

No, I'm going overseas tommorow so no time for goon

>>86849

>>86851

Thanks


 No.86853

>>86846

Did you hoon around the car park afterwards in front the driving tester, maybe do a wheelie or burnout to show him how good you were?


 No.86854

File: 40170cd6a47e419⋯.jpg (21.68 KB, 413x310, 413:310, 926075.jpg)

I am going to my cold and empty bed. Goodnight NEETs.

Goodnight Job NEET. And congratulations on your success. You deserve it.


 No.86855

>>86850

i wouldn't say notorious. she is well like because of her weirdness. her weirdness is more enhanced by the fact that she seemed normal at the start but as time went on her strangeness started to seep out of her like crying at losing a food eating contest and doing a stream where she did say anything for 20 minutes and just played with bubbles. there are many other examples but i cant think of them at the moment.


 No.86856

File: 720e975108d731b⋯.jpg (41.68 KB, 437x501, 437:501, 1513848098167.jpg)

>tfw you say goodnight and the thread dies


 No.86857

>>86854

Thanks encouragingNEET, without you and the other NEETs giving me good feels I wouldn't've made it this far.

Sleep tight mate, dream of fishing.


 No.86858

>>86856

Every night it's the same. We're lost without you.


 No.86859

File: cd4c68e0c824410⋯.jpg (465.41 KB, 1297x1359, 1297:1359, b4338ef0caaadd24f629c708d4….jpg)

>>86857

>dream of fishing

I will try.


 No.86860

4 packs of sushi.. gone.

Going to watch Oceans 11, I haven't seen that in a few years and I recall enjoying it.


 No.86861

>>86860

>I recall enjoying it

That is not what I recall. Give us your review after please.


 No.86862

>>86861

Alright, if not in the morning if I am too tired after it ends.

The way I remember it is that all three of them were good.

Maybe I just have nostalgic value, I went to see it in the cinema with my grandpa.


 No.86863

File: ca9ecf179d08b5a⋯.png (23.97 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 1485681661274.png)

>>86862

>all three of them were good

Oh dear that doesn't sound right at all.


 No.86864

>>86856

Everyone is going to bed early. I'm not.


 No.86865

>>86863

So far it's pretty good.


 No.86866

>>86865

I wish I could enjoy things. I am such a negative person. I just want to shit on everything.


 No.86867

Sup NEETs

Just so you know /ausneets/ is in the 8chan cup

>>>/8cup/140

So feel free to suggest shit and complain as you should these

Also looks like some cunt nominated /unna/ so I suppose feel free to nominate some Abos to him too

>>>/8cup/152


 No.86868

>>86867

How exciting.


 No.86870

>tfw extremely depressed


 No.86871

New Thread: >>86869

New Thread: >>86869

New Thread: >>86869

New Thread: >>86869

New Thread: >>86869

New Thread: >>86869


 No.86872

>>86870

Have a spoon of peanut butter.




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