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File: 3bd0c7df6531d31⋯.png (743.11 KB, 818x694, 409:347, peperip.png)


The grave waits for us all. but that doesn't mean we should be in a rush to get there.

Old thread: >>86120

Post last edited at



You forgot the # before the number NEET.


hey cunts don't mean to annoy again but 8chan cup is back and not only are we in it but /unna/ too so go and bugger these threads





I am anti drugs. I don't use that symbol.




Anyone have the NEET Gang video?



>tfw tumesced


I asked her. Don't know if I should say any further details in case I derail the thread.


Ate KFC this morning. My piss smells like KFC now.



Give us the goss



Give details.




She said she loved me too but had worries of her future and all the complications. I told her my plans and laid my intentions out for myself and her in the future months, into years. I was sitting on her desk chair and she was on her bed fidgeting. I grabbed her hand and got her off the bed and hugged her for half a minute or so and held myself back from crying.



I am not sure whether I can buy into this story.


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That amount of guts deserves a (you).



This is a strange story.


Anyone here managed to get bux for mental problems?

I have a bad case of the schitzo, but I don't know what the process is for gibbs



Talk it out with the other voices and see if they have any ideas.


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I don't think you understand what /unna/ is about.




Are you impersonating cheesecake?



It is a bit too similar


All alone in prime NEEThours.

Anyone else up?




How do you do fellow lateNEET?

What are you up to?



i'm up too!



I might have something else to eat.




Friendly late night NEETs.

I'm drinking green cordial.




Nevermind, I realized he is the NEET with the roommate from last thread.



Are you mixing it with any alcohol?



No, just water.



I'm drinking red cordial myself


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Well that's enough for today, I'm going to hit the hay.

Good night friends.



Goodnight m8


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

theres a new multi platform TES game for mobile



yeah, if the zoe kogan thing was a little bigger i reaken you could power it with a $1000 solar/inverter for 10km a day



pretty sure its been a hippy meme since the 70s. diesel may be the best mad-max engine tech ever, since you can grow your own fuel. tho since we have sub-$50k electric vans out now and more coming soon a NEET like me just couldnt be f'd to risk exploding to save money. its all about not meeting people. the 0 emissions may feel good but thats a distant 2rd.

i looked at a few buses since theyre the ultimate and come with shower/toilet/desk for 50" PC monitor but we wont see cheap electric camper buses for a long time. maybe ill convert the renault van when i take up my trade.

has anyone ever seen a farmbot irl? you could mount that on a bus im sure but idk if its any better than just buying or growing normally… it would be good if some algae synthesizer existed that had one tap for car fual and one for human fuel…



western hentai is hot. especially if its based on game chars drawn by fat politically-atheist women.



can you link relevant posts? i missed them





>>tfw more money than ever but not a single male friend

im moving in with my NEET friend when she quits her job. she suggested i get a double bed and we kinda did things before when drunk but im not sure if she wants to remember it. tbh i dont really want that kinda pressure but i need to get away from mumbot.

she talked about having friends over and if im ok with that since itll just be our house. im excited for that but also anxious to meet her friends who i dont know, if theyll want to be friends with me after i give them the NEET shoulder coz i know we have nothing to bond over and they take it to mean i dont want to be friends or dont care/wtv

she will be my only regular contact irl for the forseeable future when i finally move out

tl;dr im interested in how this goes for possible future reference


can you come over when she brings her friends over? i may need someone to retreat toward when the social situation becomes too… active


thats too bad…

anyway nice to have someone besides cheezy in a crazy relationship… sorry big cheeze


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>tfw hungover


Good morning NEETs


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Pepe, I hardly knew ya.


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G'morning m8y



Become refreshed

Have a goon



It's a bit early for goon even by NEET standards isn't it ?



Only two more hours till it's 10am in Eastern States.


File: 9f32885db5ef777⋯.jpg (17.01 KB, 400x300, 4:3, leg.jpg)

Good morning!



M8 …..

I asked if you could give us a HAND !!

good morning



And thats' only 2 hours till midday which is normie drinking hours



That is cool. Still trying to work out where the shower is in relation to the cabin.


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I forsee double rape in the near future

kinda funny that they have a complete mong bloke with 2 Staceys, buy our 4WD and you will get DA SEX!!!


I'm the incel your CEO was warned about.



He won't be an incel anymore once the pills in that goon kick in



Looks like it's under the bed.


Proud of myself for waking up early today m8s


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Morning NEETs. Karen is proud of you all today.



Bet you're walking funny today, Karen.







Good morning NEETs.

No walk for doggo and I this morning. I think I need to rest up for a while and see if these leg pains go away. There was a painful throbbing this morning.


>tfw had a throbber this morning


>tfw had a slobber this morning


>tfw killed a robber this morning


>tfw fondled blubber this morning


>tfw put on me best clobber this morning


>tfw posted with me cobber this morning


>tfw post reported by a dobber this morning


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>tfw not a sobber this morning

I was gonna post pretty much the same thing for dobber next ya bastard


>tfw called a bastard by a knobber this morning


>tfw watching head bobbers and hand jobbers



>tfw escaped john trying to give me a gobber this morning



Got posted twice, mebbe 3 times last thread m8y


>tfw got drug tested with a swabber at work this morning


>tfw drank a flagon of wobbla this morning

very bad attempt I know but I'm running dry


>tfw applied my perfume with a dauber this morning


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rhyming is hard


>tfw wiped up my spillage with an absorber this morning


>tfw suspected mental disorder


> *this morning


>tfw promoted from shit kicker to lobber this morning



It bloody well is m8y, there's only so many words rhyme with obba

My brains starting to hurt


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Morning neets

Its 10am and i've had 3 cones already

>tfw depressed



Do you have a plan for when the munchies kick in?



>3 cones already

What flavour? I like plain vanilla with a flake stuck in.


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>a farmbot irl

Not sure what that is.

Your idea of getting a bus rather than a van is the way to go though, a NEET needs his space.


If you guys have already fucked I can see that going funny in a few ways, either you start fucking regularly (out of being bored/lonely) and become a couple or one of you sees someone else and the other gets jealous.

I dunno man, might be worth it to get away from mumbot but you may end up living the accidental gf experience.

Also, you're in a new environment, try out being a bit more sociable. As much as they dont have any interests you have, you might not have any they have. That's how everyone is, even the best of friends who click dont mesh entirely. Just hear them out, most people, even the normiest of people usually have some weird as fuck little quirks.



lol good post


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Have a song to go with those cones



It is but it's a custom build and would be pretty pricey.



You could buy a house in the poorer parts of Adelaide for what that would cost.



That's a bit heavy for wake and bake.


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I still don't get where the bathtub is.



>only one (you)

Good morning mate. I guess one is better than none.


Morning neeties











Yeah, the ute itself without the canopy bit would be close to 70k



I try to not let on that I have favourites.



Morning NEET



Muchimus kekismus




The early NEET gets the (you)'s


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WA for the win again !


Never before have I been so proud to be a PerthNEET



Dead set legends.



I never used to see the appeal of these, but they're starting to grow on me. Just about everybody at the gun club drives a 4x4 or big ass ute of some sort.



I used to dislike them too as it felt like some seppo shit but going bush and almost getting stuck in my little ute has made me want one. Some of them are just big without any guts though and I'm not clued in enough to know what models are for what.



I think many of them come 2x4 with 4x4 as an optional extra. Different options for the donk too.



Not positive but I think you're better off going for a basic tradie 4wd ute.

The more flash and chrome on it the more likely it's got a lawnmower engine under the hood.




The higher ones are 4x4, the lower ones are just 2wd, they all come with decent reliable engines, I'd go with a diesel for basically any 4x4 though.



>I'd go with a diesel for basically any 4x4 though

More torque at lower RPMs?



just had a wank

gonna have a couple of eggs and toast


this was p neet

i dont really listen to actual punk

and then i listened to it on headphones, and is real good, the panning is crazy good


flake is good



why a ute tho?

if you had a cab in the back, we could just neet around the country and sleep out the back



>if you had a cab in the back, we could just neet around the country and sleep out the back

That's what the pull-out awning on the roof is for.





Yeah, I was just looking at the flash ones out of my current price range.

For what I want them for a 2005-08 (there abouts) model would be ideal, I think those ones were all manual and not just built for looks.

I need to look in to them more but I'm thinking some of them are basically a camry with a bigger chassis



Yeah with big heavy vehicles you want more torque, also diesels get better fuel economy and can go underwater as long as you have a snorkel.



>they all come with decent reliable engines

Some of the ones where I work have got 450,000km on the clock and are having to be replaced because the rest of the vehicle has fallen apart. Engines are still going strong.



They are no Camry, the lowest models are very spartan and basic, they can take a lot of abuse and are pretty decent offroaders.


Yeah that's pretty much standard for Toyotas, the newer diesels aren't as reliable since around 2013 they have this emission crap on them, DPF filter which basically traps soot and burns it later on, anyway they can get clogged for various reasons and cost thousands of dollars to replace.


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two dongs, the lucky bastard



>the lowest models… can take a lot of abuse

>newer diesels aren't as reliable since around 2013

Thanks mate, I'll keep that in mind



If I was going to buy one, i'd get something like this


The older body style but still good, even ones from 95' are still good as long as they have been looked after, I wouldn't get one over 250,000km though.


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Fucking hell leaving today for my holiday



Thanks buddy, I appreciate it.

I'm thinking my next car will be one like that and that isn't too pricey.

I'm just after something that can go practically anywhere. In my ute I get to some dirt roads and have to avoid them for risk of getting stuck.



You'll be able to pretty much go anywhere in a 4x4 Hilux.



Ancient dreamtime stories are filled with mentions of the mythical NK and his two donged destruction of mother earth.



Do you need to strap the differential on modern 4x4s when bush bashing?



>tfw you're pissing chicken soup



I think the newer models have an electronic locking diff so you don't need to get out and lock the hubs or anything like that.


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If trips we're all gonna make it.




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"nice" post



Nah, I mean to stop the diff being ripped off the car.



I was downloading so much music last night that now the website I was using is has pushed Dan's out of frequently visited sites



I've never heard of that happening



Googling it tends to throw up videos about winch and snatch recovery of bogged vehicles, so it might be used for that.



Where are you going?


I said I wasn't going to do my lifts today but it was so sunny and nice outside that I felt compelled to go out and do them. My shoulder injury seems to have healed. Even so I went light on the bench press after I noticed what might have been a few warning twinges in the early stages. I also only did my 5x5 squats with bodyweight since I think they are responsible for my leg problems.

Now I had better catch up on the posts I missed.



Did you remember to do some warm up reps?


File: 03c8fb17694cbcb⋯.jpg (85.71 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 1480642413991.jpg)


>those fishing rod holders



Yes I started each exercise with just the bar itself and then increased slowly. I have learned my lesson.


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I've heard rumours that the waggl is actually the larger of his two dongs


mornin' NEETs



Morning mayte



Repent, my son


NEET King are you out there?

I hope he is okay. I hope he did not enter the sort of goon coma you don't wake up from.



he's with neet god now



The eternal goon coma awaits all who dabble with Dan.



I'm sorry Dan


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you are forgiven


>tfw have to go to a work function tonight



there must be a way to escape



Just make sure you don't get really drunk and try and shag your bosses wife



*unless she's into it and you hate your job


In cenno



no escape its a high class restaurant and my inner executive is wanting some high class food.



i will try not to.


In utero



Is your inner executive also an outer executive?


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In-cenno man



high class restraunts are like high class whores.

After it's all over you're left broke,greasy and slightly disgusted with yourself.



Somebody's Mummybot didn't teach him any table manners…



no it's an outer foreman if not smaller i forget the sizes


>After it's all over you're left broke

good thing the company is paying for it



She taught me it's rude to wank at the table, that'll do me for manners


>good thing the company is paying for it

Yeah, can't argue with that tbh


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there's a big cat in joondalup too


I'd be more worries about being attacked by gangs of feral niggers if I was in sydney


People just don't realise how big your standard house cat gets after a few generations gone feral.



how big?



My old cat was a tomcat, so feral with a home.

He got up to 12kg and was 1.1 m from nose to tail tip.


File: 529243836671e47⋯.jpg (298.66 KB, 640x960, 2:3, giant_feral_cat1.jpg)


this is a pic of NK holding one he caught.



fuck. that. i see cats every now and then, but didnt know it was a real problem.

cats are massive cunts though and even really good house cats just seem to treat owners with contempt



Is that a goanna sneaking up behind him?


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sweeet dan. thats fucked



>cats are massive cunts though

the feral ones play possum when you shoot them and attack you when you walk up to them.


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Pic for reference, I'm 6ft



double tap needed



Your cat doesn't look pleased about that



watch the fuck out NEET




Looks like preventative measures were taken




He disappeared last year, it's an old pic.

New cat is a big fat softy.



Your close contact with that cat probably gave you that brain parasite that changes your behaviour.







he is running wild somewhere, no doubt beating other cats.

a m8 i had had a cat and it would just go out in the night, fight, and come home all beaten up every night. he paid so much in vet bills. seriously at what point is it better to just give it the naughty injection



In the middle of nowhere I go for neetwalks to town (~7km) on known panther attack trails without a gun. I do carry some m-80 fire crackers from 1990 though. Not dead yet.



I got very good at cleaning and treating his wounds myself.

He'd actually let me cut the rotten bits out with nail scissors.Never stiched him or anything but I couldn't afford vet bills for every fight.



put the m-80 in a pipe with a ball bearing and you have a gun



I have been having shit work outs lately too, thankfully been eating well so should be back to where I was at before too long.


I want to believe, I bet there is all sorts of crazy shit out there. Australia is just too big of a country not to be, especially in SA and NT as well as northern QLD - There is some weird shit out there I bet.



I saw a docco years back that said theres strong evidence cats came over here with the 2nd wave of boong ancestors.

They can survive in the central desert because they concentrate their urine and can get enough water from lizards and shit.

With no other predators for competition I could see a fucking big feral cat happening easily.


File: d37882365cdf09e⋯.jpg (27.39 KB, 474x355, 474:355, th.jpg)


I have a black powder shotgun like pic, but I don't want to carry it through town tbh.



You're bloody sharp.



The problem with those big 4 door utes is there is not really much room in the back. Even with your 2 door ute you are still better off with a normal car and a trailer if you want to haul something big. Most people would be better off with a 4x4 SUV with a towbar.



Rude outbursts are a common trait of t. gondi

It only affects you when you are a foetus, so if your mum was a cat lady you're fucked.



yeah, that was the joke



seems retarded


there would be wild stuff out



>I want to believe,

The story comes from a couple panthers escaping a russian zoo when they were on tour in the late 1800's (I might've got some of that wrong)



>seems retarded

How so ?



Not being able to sense humour is another trait. looks like I'm done for.


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(Apropos of nothing.)



>t. gondi

The interesting thing about that I was reading is that the guy who first researched it had noticed that his behaviour had changed and the only thing he could connect it to was getting a cat. He had only changed in subtle ways but he was sharp enough and aware enough to realise it. Most people are not capable of noticing that sort of thing about themselves. He basically noticed that he had gone a little bit crazy.



>the leg on the shelf

Fucking lol



Nah, it's all good m8

I have a strange sense of humour anyway



There was also the story of visiting US troops in WWII having a big cat as a mascot and it escaping or being let go.



The usual story you hear is a USA army unit brought a panther over as its mascot when stationed here in WW2 and released it because they could not take it with them when they left.



t. gondi would be the least of my mental problems anyway.




Look at us.



I cant remember where I read about it but from what I remember it affects the fetus and there is a higher chance of being born male and gay and some other stuff, it was a while ago



Fucking kek

If you made that I owe you a beer



I can't claim the credit for it, unfortunately. I found it on that other board people don't like.



I do not quite understand what is happening outside the window.



My guess is it's a jew,chink and sepponigger that Bruces shitposting has angered






Pretty much. Canadian chink, EU joo, etc.



Fucking dissenter




It would be pretty typically Australian to risk people getting attacked by a big cat rather than risk scaring off tourists.


There are much more deadly things in the bush than cats.



Like Abos?

I wouldn't be surprised if there was some really deadly snake/spider or tropical disease around the gulf of carpentaria near that NT/QLD area that is just remote as fuck, as well as some crazy sealife near the west coast of the norther QLD peninsula.

Could always be some secret gubbermint hideout near the mountain ranges near Adaminaby. There has to be more in NT and SA, SA especially - it can't just be flat desert with the odd copper and uranium reserve.



>it can't just be flat desert with the odd copper and uranium reserve.

Yes it can.



I don't know what you AdelaideNEETs are hiding but I'm going to find out one day.



There is nothing there. The great goon lake is just a myth. Seriously, stay away.



>SA especially

It doesn't concern you. Stay out.



>great goon lake

it would be a shame if someone pooed in it


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This is exactly how I imagine NK looks.

Also when you look up Bennett-Brook you just get pictures of thomas the tank engine trains.

What an outstanding meme of a person.



it could be worst, neets. it could be worst.




I doubt NK ever smiles.



I bet he only smiles after a few cups of goon


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and rape



look at the background in that photo seriously what kind of photographer is this.




I doubt even then.



that's his hair you racis



That really is a "Your gonna get raped" smile



It is pretty suss all this shit being dug up at once


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He's at the UNNA community centre



Well … those other boongs aren't gonna rape themselves

What am I saying, of course they will



It's a cultural thing, we shouldn't judge. Or maybe it's just a NK thing.


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I can judge boongs



She'd be getting $400k per year to do that, probably with no requirement for an actual law degree.


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It's a she ?



Law comes from the land. Your piece of paper means nothing.



Law comes from God. Your piece of land means nothing.





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My alma mater carrying on my legacy.



That nigger up the front is gonna steal all the booze



Stole all the marshmellows.



Ah, I thought that was his crack rock bowl


I was really looking forward to the worldcup but because my shits so fucked up I can't stay up to watch any of the games.



You could record them



yeah sbs probably has a highlights show too


Should I go and get some hungry jacks m8s?



No it is bad for you.



Depends on your BMI mate



It's 20.7


I have some vouchers though




Do it

And stop at Dans on the way back


Should I go try to dumpster dive later tonight?



No, all the normies are out on Friday nights.



Dammit, you're right. I thought that would be an issue but I dismissed those ideas as being ridiculous.

I'll ask again Sunday.



Maybe he wants to dive out of the dumpster at the normies ?

>Unemployed Australian man charged after "Dumpster Dive Rape" attempt

>More News at 11



nk has a job though doesn't he?



Bet he still keeps his healthcare card on him, that'd be what confuses them



wagies are trying to steal all the neet fetishist women



They can take our goon and our rent assistance but they'll never take our NEET fetishist women !!!


Over-eating is what brought on my executive status.


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Fuck it actually. Perhaps I will go diving tonight. Surely the normans aren't going to be awake at 3am?



all the drunk normies will be stumbling home around then



The Normans all go to bed at 10:66



clap clap



Well bantered.



k……kkangaroo court?


nothing beat a 3am motorcycle blast


quality post

my nap was nice and comfy NEETs. hows your afternoon?



>hows your afternoon?

Pretty good m8, weather heres awesome, took an extra NEETwalk earlier it's that nice.

Glad you had a good nap.



My afternoon is troubled. Feeling restless and fidgety. Hungry.



Sounds like you need a goon and a wank


That won't help.



Maybe a cone and a good meal then ?



Sounds like you need a coon and a spank


Nothing helps. I'm drowning here.


Or go for a hoon in the tank


Nah, sorry m8.

What's got you feeling fidgety ?


Play a tune in the bank



Just the usual. No hope for the future. No purpose to life.



nice, yeah i should neetwalk soon. get doge out.


sorry to hear that neet, no coffee for you. >>87147

savvy advice


its ok. find solace in that itself. no purpose and no hope give you a random purpose in and of itself. do anything. whatever you want. think about what you really want and why you want it?



It gets shit when that sort of thing gets stuck in your head.

Dunno if it'll help you but I do some gardening or organise stuff round the house when I feel that way.

Something about controlling a small bit of chaos or something seems to relax me a bit.



this is good advice



Same, being unemployed yet bored of the NEET life sucks. I feel in a rut.



> I feel in a rut.

bust a nut



have a wank(TM)


I don't want to sound like a /fit/fag but exercise can really help too.

Nothing crazy, no gym or any shit like that, just go for a walk a few times a day and do a bit of weights or push ups at home.

Get the blood pumping and get outside a bit.

apologies for these un-NEET sentiments



>apologies for these un-NEET sentiments

i know this yet i fail to do this



I would love to do more walking but I just hate being seen by anyone. It makes me so anxious to be out in public.



That'd make it tough I guess but honestly, the more you do of it the less it matters.

Those normies are probably more scared of you.


I dislike being out in public on a workday because I think everyone will know I'm a NEET.



exactly. i feel a fog of paranoia even though there is nothing to fear.



i just dont like the possibility of extended human interaction


I am starting to look like the mother in What's Eating Gilbert Grape.



At this point I could not care less, I'm running amock and I don't give a fock.






i like this feeling. sometimes it comes in waves in a NEETs life. there are periods of shut in behaviour, and there are periods of freedom and joy, not giving a fuck.

its a strange balance



I have had that feel for a while. I use to be crippled with anxiety and worrying about what people thought, now I am free of those concerns.

It is not all good however, I am frequently late for things, wear the same clothes for days in a row, barely ever shave and can be quite impulsive and destructive as I just don't care for the consequences as much. I am often late for things or fuck myself over due to a lack of preparation.

I feel like I have evolved from a wojak in my teens and early 20s to a pepe today.



>evolving into a Peep

I would like that.


Got a hamburger, battered sav, and minimum chips at the local fish shop.



>fuck myself over due to a lack of preparation.

in the feels. me too.

>wojak in my teens and early 20s to a pepe today.

like a caterpillar to a butterfly



sounds good



I feel like a sav myself now. boiled not battered though.



It was good. Unfortunately my neighbour waylaid me in the carpark on my way in, which tainted the overall experience.


As an experiment yesterday at the shops I tried walking with my shoulders back and head up and I felt so anxious. I had that feeling like everyone was staring at me. It wasn't long before I hunched over again.



Please to describe this waylaying.



He set off down our street in his car just ahead of me.

Pulls into the carpark, I drive down the next row of parks and give him a wave, thinking that will be enough.

Get out.

He starts shouting "Weber!, Weber!"

"How are you doing? I don't see you much these days"

Apparently he is going to Fiji in a couple of weeks.

They also connected to the NBN this week and he can print from his ipad wirelessly now or some shit.

Blah blah blah

Nothing of real substance.



I sort of glance around to look for any dangers



Keep practicing this.



r u me



This is the way of the samurai.



Sounds like the sort of thing you should be grateful for.


Call me Captain Bloatey.



He is not bad as a neighbour in terms of approachability and helpfulness. He'd do just about anything if I asked.

It just gets annoying sometimes, as he's almost always in his front or back yard and wants to chat.



I hate it when people do that to me, can't they just leave me in peace



Yes I see why that would be difficult for a shy and withdrawn individual.



Sounds like he's a NEET from a few generations ago.

I talk to them at the pub quite often, like you said, they're nice enough but annoying in a weird way, like, they want to use you to cancel their boredom.

>tldr pre-internet NEETs




yeah this is pretty unacceptable. small talk costs lives


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Hi Captain Bloatey



>like, they want to use you to cancel their boredom.

This is what people did when we were still a society rather than the atomised mess we are today.



Yeah, pretty much.

I'm the old cunt so I can sort of bridge both times.

I do get along a lot better with old crew than others do, generally they're more polite.



I liked to do metalwork in the shed, or occasionally zero a rifle scope in the backyard. Now I have to check out the kitchen window to make sure he's not out the back before I commence either.

I'm not up to no good, but I don't like explaining what I'm doing.


I am going to live on a big piece of land with no neighbours in sight.



Ah, that could get annoying.

It's one thing exchanging a few words on the street, another entirely when it's your backyard.


>tfw the members special price on Dan's app for 24x 330ml Kirin is $40 but I paid $42.90

I am following this matter up on twotter and I am hope to get something out of it, since the app on my phone told me the price before I bought it (I use the app to load my member card)



I get on OK with the old guys at the gun club, but that's because we have a common interest and they also have hobbies like metal work.

My neighbour just fucks about in his garden.



I can't even go out my door if any of the Neighbours are outside, I simply become to terrified



>I am going to live on a big piece of land with no neighbours in sight.

this is the right decision neet



I live on a medium piece of land with no neighbours in sight.

Had to wagie like a motherfucker for 18 years to do it though



good work neet. i hope to have what you have one day. one day soon (5 years) - i am on the path



Do you walk around outside naked?




Oldfag as well, but right in the middle. I enjoy pre-internet NEETs more. The final form of NEETdom is leaving the internet aside from Library-like searches.



Nah, just inside.


Cheers m8, hang in there, it was hell for me but it's worth it now.




I hope you die in a fiery head on crash.



Reported for spam.


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Yeah, I'm getting that way.

This board is about the only place I post any more and I deliberately limit my hours here.


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What about a rape report?



You better not limit how many (you)s you hand out.



Gotta wait for NK for that one.

Can't step on another NEETs territory


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Here's one for ya m8



What am I looking at here?



Thank (you).



nice work m8. chipping away. but on a neety path too, so its not bad chippin


reported as spam


Just got back from Hungry jacks, got the two whopper jrs and two small chips for $5.45. The store was busy as fuck so I had to sit in the drive thru for ages and then park.



>two whopper jrs and two small chips for $5.45.

That is pretty good value.



Did you stop at Dan's as well ?


Does Adelaide/South Australia have any gold? It is between WA and VIC so surely some?

It seems to go






>None to speak of


I hope Uruguary beat Egypt in the football tonight lads.



Nah, already have alcohol at home



Medals or mines ?



Olympic Dam produces gold.



Yeah, I like when they send out the vouchers, when I ordered it interestingly they didn't even ask to see it.


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Valuable lesson learned today

contain any admission about mental health issues to anonymous image boards

miracle I didn't get sacked



Eat shit and die nigger


Fuck me, well modded Cheesey

Deleted that while I was still reporting it




The BO got it, not me. I didn't even see what it was.



seeing the gf this weekend?



Ah, well modded BO then



confirm i saw nothing?



>miracle I didn't get sacked

What exactly did you share?



I love you to fedneet.

my mom is breddy cool but

everytime I try to clean my room it just

gets even more dirty

usually when i am drunk and

can't see straight sometimes i bump my

arm on my bed post it hurts


on cold days and on days when it

rains i can still feel the pain

going down my arm


It was some pajeet shilling for poochan or some shit



poo in the loo pee in the tea


I hope old Cheesy is alright.


Haven't banned him quick enough this time though



be safe





That I had anxiety and was having multiple panic attacks a day at work.



I just did.



What did you have?



Whopper meal.

Still having it.





He might find chads wallet after he partys with his mates and stacy and get a night with his paywave before he gets up and checks his balance.



You should savour such fine cuisine, not surf imageboards while eating it.


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Depression and bux brought on the over-eating.



I'm an addict for sensation.



Very clever.



Don't go too far seeking sensations. Once you start putting things up your bum there is no going back.



>hows your afternoon?

I had a job seeker appointment and then got my nan to fix the hem on my pants. They're too long



How do I bring on under-eating to balance me out?




done so much his teeth fell out



bum fingering was a meme, until it wasn't


diabetes, the universe balances itself



Are they going to offer you any reasonable adjustments at work? Are you working full-time on or not on a contract?



Yeah mate. It worked out well. Going to take a step back to a less stressful position and get to keep a part time contract.



diabetes does not make you under-eat.



Discovery of type 1 is often through rapid weight loss.


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Hope you have enough NEETbux stashed for the crane.

She didn't look too bad when she was younger



I don't think he is talking about the gf anymore



>battered sav

What backwards state are you from?



>type 1

That is not executive diabetes.



Good work

this >>87184 is good advice



I do that to my neighbour and the one two doors down then get there and dont know what to say.

Don't underestimate how much safer and comfy a community can make you feel.

Mind you both of those neighbours are in their 70's


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Good to hear, that's typically what they have to do when you are already employed. I hope it works out for you.



You just reminded me, my neighbour said he'd help me make a new rainwater pipe and I said yeah, we'll do it this arvo a few weeks ago and then it got sort of late and I didn't want to do it so I said we'll do it another day.

I haven't heard from him since.

I might've offended him.
















I hate missing shit.

What was it?



I offended my neighbour when I asked him to stop mowing my lawn for me. It was nice of him since I don't have a mower but it always made me feel bad. Anyway I was really clumsy about how I said I don't like him doing it and we didn't speak any more after that.




Good cunts.


>tfw slipping in and out of a colonel coma


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Was it this video?




Go to the toilet and purge that dirty bird.


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When are going to be slipping in and out of a goon coma?



Mine does the medium strip out the front of my yard. I have a mower but I can't handle being out the front incase someone walks past and I think he knows it. I say thanks but I sort of wish he didn't.



I already slipped into a goon coma last night.




Fats are ~2x the calories of carbs and proteins.

Get ~50% calories from fats.

Saturated, though.

Eating 1/3 each macro does this.

Hormones change.

Go from barney to chad.


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Slip into another today.

Become refreshed!



Keto doesn't sound good for your arteries with all that fat.



There is no proven link between dietary fat at heart disease.



That statement is going to trigger the keto warriors. I think science is on their side.



Too late lol



It'll be good for the colonel.



>I think he knows it

How much have you told him about your "issues" and how much has he guessed?

I tell my neighbours nothing but I think they all work out there is something wrong with me.



Good spam.



>Eating 1/3 each macro

What does this mean?



Yeah, like other NEET said Olympic Dam but there was a small gold rush in the Barossa once upon a time too.



> they didn't even ask to see it.

I haven't had any in ages and they still give me the orders I ask for. Last time they had to correct me because the prices changed for the two small whopper meals, it was $10, now I think it's $11


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NEETs is this funny or not? I have always hated that Jordies guy but yesterday I was watching this and I found myself thinking what he does actually requires quite a lot of talent.



Not gonna bother watching it but I'll still say, No, not funny.


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It's fine sautrated fat is good.

Polyunsaturated fat is bad.

Check out:

Dr. Dominic D'Agostino




Can you just go back to shilling poochan and stop trying to fit in pajeet ?



I told his wife once that I was "cleaned up" about a year after I quit smoking dope, staying up all night, playing music at 4am and having strange weirdos coming around at all times. She acted like she didn't know.



Make each meal 1/3 protein, 1/3 carbs, 1/3 fats.

Or get close.



Also download of a copy of the Anabolic Diet (later renamed the Metablic Diet). The doctor who wrote it was responsible for getting the US weightlifting team off of steroids without sacrificing too many of their gains.



Thanks will do.



In a nutshell: No more than 30g of carbohydrate per day, 66% fat / 33% protein Monday through Friday. Weekends you flipped it and carbed up. This restored glycogen, making a massive leg day possible on the Monday.




ketonutrition [dot] org



You saved yourself time and headache.

He's an annoying cunt


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That spastic looking cunt should get a job at liquorland



Do you feel embarrassed by your previous lifestyle?


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>that scene from the 7 samurai



The stress of worrying about that or worrying about losing weight is probably worse than gaining any.



Not really, I feel like I could justify going back to it sometimes.

The only real downside is that I had to know fuckheads in order to buy drugs.



>I feel like I could justify going back to it sometimes

Very concerning.




Oh, and it made me accept doing nothing.

I could sit and smoke 300 cones a day and not get bored.



>I had to know fuckheads in order to buy drugs

I ktf m8

When I stopped smoking I was embarrassed at the cunts I put up with to score


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tfw mummybot made pizza for dinner




If you keep scoring long enough you become one of those cunts yourself.


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Don't forget to share some with the TVnig



Yeah, I think it is the gateway drug but mostly because you have to know criminals who potentially could sell other shit to get some.

Those fuckheads is one of the reasons why I don't like going to the shops or public transport.

Shit cunts who at the time I thought were cool because they could score.



Over time that kills off the flora that live in your large intestine and, after the flora eats the two linings of mucin (a carbohydrate) as they attempt to stay alive, you get colitis and/or celiacs, and it can cause ketoacidosis where your blood turns to acid.

Carbs are important be careful.



Are you lost ?

/fit/ is somewhere else.

Just follow the smell of semen and anal bleeding


NK I hope you're safe, there is a woman on ABC news from Joondalup but I couldnt see you in the frame.


That fucking jordan video.

Now I have ariana grande stuck in my head



I am worried. this is the second day he has been gone.



Nah it's really just that balanced meal meme from back in the day.

And you get to eat what the fuck you want.

BLT on sprouted whole-grain bread with greens, tomato, and avocado from my garden on it.

All greasy and shit.


Eat fat get skinny.



Did she walk funny?



He's waiting till they turn the camera off.

Crafty NK



Not without a missing tooth it won't


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I think he was here yesterday.


Anyone else feel like we've got two seppo dietbots having a conversation in our thread ?


I can sort that out for him



She was seated on a longue it looked like, he may have already visited her


I was thinking that to



Are you going to show him how to use:




link to his post(s) from yesterday please.



It was one where someone said "I haven't seen him today"

and the reply was "you weren't looking very hard"

Something like that anyway, I don't really know if it was him.



Was she at dans? I don't think neetking goes anywhere else




That was nk relaying his observations from outside that neets window



He goes to kfc and the halal meatpack place


He's probably just resting up after a hard days raping.

All rape and no play makes NK a dull NEET



I thought that guy was leaning on glass so seeing that big cat jump down was spooky



Good point. She wasn't.



You don't keep a healthy neet tan by raping during daylight hours






Unless you wear your patented rapecoat and a hat



The hat (((neetking))) wears doesn't stop the sun


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>tfw mum throws out your rapecoat and says she didn't think you wore it any more



His hair does though



Didn't he get a haircut recently?






3 doors down


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It's alright guys, I found NK

He's posting on /b/



NK is a wagie, he is busy waging



I hope so.


I just had a thought.

Our threads must be damn near indecipherable to non-regulars



Lurking for a week will make them pretty clear.





I've been here for years and even i have no idea what half these posts are about





a lot of them are about you.



Lol, yeah.I disappear for a while now and then and it takes me a few weeks to understand most of it when I return.



Silly neet, all of them are about me.


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You lie mortal

This is my thread



Dan is a bad bad man.



You're just a figment of my imagination, danposterneet


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>tfw depressed



Clean your room. Get that food and drink off your bed.



If I tried sleeping like that, all that shit would end up smashed on the floor.






I would draw it all to me as the mattress sagged with my executive heft.



I read that as "drink your bed"

Which was funnier.



>drink your bed

Only if it was a water bed.



fuck off mummybot



Imagine having a water bed filled with goon and have a slurp as the mood took you.



Just wait until your father gets home.



He's not my real dad you whore



Don't speak to your mother that way young man

It's the cupboard for you again tonight



If you had pillows stuffed with KFC you'd never need to move



imagine the acne that would cause


Extreme aboriginal prolapse



Would that matter if you never left your bed though ?



it's all good until the acne reaches your neet stick


Dazed aboriginal prositute


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>It's the cupboard for you again tonight



Ah, but by then you'd be so executive from the KFC and goon lyfe you couldn't even find your neet stick



There was an executive NEET here who talked about how much "usable" dick he had.




NK has arrived, good afternoon champ



I am not NK but I am trying to communicate with him.



Like a smoke signal? Maybe burn KFC and goon and he will appear



That's just what NK would say


Maybe NK is more sensitive than we realised and he felt bullied by getting called a boong all the time?



I don't have a blue astra but wish I could own a blue astra



Dan you've done it again. I bought all the Little Fat Lambs that were on clearance at $2 each can and I've got 6 cans. Will drink 2 or perhaps even 3 cans tonight. I'm drinking a strawberry and lime one right now. What are you guys drinking on this Friday night?


Carn iggs



I think you could down all six.



I don't touch the poison.



Just have a sip of goon



I was gonna buy a bottle of Glenfiddich but I've still got about 1/3 of the old one.

That should do me



Drink some goon and have a gay wank then


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Are these 2 pasties enough for a growing NEETs dinner ?



Nothing wrong with being a homosexual



I think so, the council approves.




had to stop with the pies 'cos of my wonky guts but the pasties don't seem to set it off.



They look like a good starter.



Depends on how shit tier they are, only good pasties I've had have come from bakeries.



They're pretty decent, not servo quality rubbish.

There's actual detectable bits of meat and recognisable veg in them.


I prefer my pasties vegetarian. I think meat detracts from the experience.



The best pizza I ever ate was sandwiching a veggie slice onto a meat lovers slice

Best of both worlds



I agree


>tfw slim NEET being diet shamed by the executive NEETs



Skeles need to learn their place.



They are lucky we let them have a place at all.



I think your mum drank while pregnant with you.


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I'm sorry, I'll keep it down


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This is some good shit with cabbage and broccoli.



You just need to bulk up a little.



I never liked that stuff.



I personally enjoy my local delicacy, Chicken Chow Meow.



Fight me, my area code is 4701.



I can't, my guts have gone to shit.

I'm an inskele



I'll send the executive army.



>I'm an inskele

Involuntary skele?


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Night, fellas.




G'night m8

Dream of beautiful white grills



Did he get to use it much?



Night non-Aboriginal poster


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Time for me to eat and watch my shows too

G'night NEETs



I used to like that. "Mild Mince Curry" wasn't bad either.






Just buy some Keens curry powder and use that.



It had never been used unfortunately. But it was still usable.


Thought provoking aboriginal prositute



Goodnight Bazza



Has a boong ever had a thought?



Being a boong is a thought


Unharmed aboriginal children



Lol, a mythical creature


Unpaid aboriginal child support


Big depressed boong


Boong speed bump


Aboriginal white nationalist


Speed bump named after aboriginal prositute






Bruce the goose flying the spruce goose.


Goose the duce


Complex goon equation


Eating a kool mint rather than a nicabate. I don't think this will do.

Maybe a fishermans friend will be he right substitute, I need something that has a burning feeling.


Been playing minecraft for the past 2 hours and come back to not one post worth replying to.

Friday night brings all those other NEETs.



Do not be a NEET snob.


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Are you finally giving up the mints?



ok, these >>87364 >>87379 >>87416 >>87444 >>87445 were ok.

They can have their (You)'s but mostly for pic quality.




What are you apologising for, cunt?



Nothing wrong with an almost 30 year old man playing games made for primary school children

It's relaxing and I get a sense of achievement


I bought those kool mints for that purpose, maybe I should get the lower dose but I have a feeling I'll just eat twice as many of them.



Not giving those NEETs their (You)'s they worked so hard for. I'd expect an apology if it happened to me.



I'm here to shitpost, not get (you)'s



Good on you mate. Those mints were always an undignified addiction.



You are why some NEETs refer to me as a NEET snob. Not all NEETs are equal.



You're the reason I drink at night.







We can't afford text anymore, we have to ration what we can



They are more socially acceptable than smoking but when I have them i sometimes get funny looks from people and having an addiction (even though it is seen as I "used" to have an addiction rather than have one at present) makes me look like a weak person in some ways. I can feel that people do lessen their perception of me when I say that I was a smoker or that I've been eating the mints for 3 years.

I'd prefer it if my smoking past was just not acknowledged.


Linux VPN testing in progress


So far so good


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Drunk and angry

No exams for a week. Tonight's plan smoke weed for the first time in 3 months to celebrate exams. Tomorrow's plan sleep until noon, smoke weed hit the gym and watch a movie. Mummy at 5PM tonight: neet you'll be looking after the kiddos tomorrow, drive them to soccer then their friend's place then take them home and take care of them until I get home at night.

I will not be smoking tonight. I will not be smoking tomorrow. I will not be going to the gym. I will not be seeing a movie.



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>tfw you think of the perfect pic after you press post.



Those are very sensible thoughts.




Family is more important than your nasty weed. cherish your time with them and be grateful that you are able to do things for them.


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I will be wake up at 7AM, cajoling kids to get ready for soccer then standing around for an hour next to soccer parents who look at me with contempt because I'm a neet. Fuck I hate those people.


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This song makes sense for that context.

I think it does anyway.

You will remain hungry for another week ganjaNEET.


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It is bed time for me NEETs. Good night.

Good night quality NEET.



Good night NEET.



How do they know you're NEET?


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I was expecting that to say snobNEET

Good night best interestsNEET I know you have mine at heart and that is a good feel.



They know.



>I was expecting that to say snobNEET

I thought it would be too pejorative.

I do have your best interests at heart but I don't expect anyone to be perfect. The Lord knows I am not even close myself. I accept people as they are.



I think he might be the one with the man bun ponytail.



I understand man, I also feel that way for you. We are what we are but having a kind, directing word from a friend helps.



Are all long haired men unemployed?


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r8 my rape van



No, rock stars exist.


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Good night sleepy NEET


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I have just been trying to support what you have been doing yourself. I am so impressed with what you have achieved.



It's money for nothing and the chicks are free.


Freshly cleaned and showered NEET



I want my MTV


I want my DSP



There would be a lot of rocking while the rape was taking place in the back. Would be very conspicuous. You need something with more solid construction.


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A custom kitchen



I hope those people also put their talent towards more fruitful pursuits than drugs.






They came up when I was looking for smoking mask >>87491



I should've learned to play the guitar.



I should've learned to play them drums



Look at that mama, stickin in the camera.


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Fuck im just in a tired daze starring at my screen, time to go to bed.



Good night NEET



Good night then. Fucking around with Linux has mentally drained me more than I thought, so I'm off to bed to.






Image searching that pic comes up with some strange shit.


Night mate


>tfw unintellegent



nz neet?




that's illegible, not intelligent


Neetking you boong


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>Friday night brings all those other NEETs.

oh, so that's what day it was. thanks guy



i do NOT want to read this


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i am back from my work function Goodnight NEETs



Not even going to stick around with your good mates who stayed up waiting for you to come home?



i can if you want.



How was the work function, what did you order? i hope you got something expensive for bossman to pay for.



i got the scallops for the entree snapper fillet for the main and strawberry panna cotta and six or seven craft beers it was nice.



Real wagiedom sounds glamorous.


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>engaged dancehall

Has ALR stopped being shit yet?



it was pretty fun honestly. especially once i got some liquid courage into me but we never got to the whiskey which was disappointing.


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Sorry for asking you to stay up asianenthusiastNEET, I'm crashing now anyhow.

Good to hear you had a nice night.

Good night friends.



You seemed pretty worried beforehand, did you have any near misses of sperging?

Whenever I have one of those I can't seem to get back on track. I don't drink these days so maybe if I still did I wouldn't over think it and roll with it more.






not that i can think of. but it probably was the alcohol in me talking an i think i was doing better than i was but everyone else was drunk so i doubt they would have noticed.


Been a pretty good day today but I am really fucking tired, see you tomorrow NEETs.



See you NEET


We really should have more late night posting on a Friday night. Even the wagies should be able


>tfw no gf


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>tfw gf






sorry i just posted it because it had an abbo in the picture next to a fumo


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Even the biggest nerd these days has a guardian force.



sorry i have a rule against playing games with quicktime or cutscenes. go sell your budget cgi mov on dvd. games are for playing not watching


Yo /ausneets/ was wondering if anyone knew where I could sell myself?


I am a slave to my dick. just had 2 wanks.

>tfw no gf to pin me down and tantalize me for hours




just now finished reading an isekai where the females are literally slaves to the man's dick.



chapel street. more specifically personals sites. just do the m4m subject and say you want reward. copy the format you find there.

if youre going to keep doing it remember that it's not an easy job


who /real NEET hours/ here


And can you tell me NEETo's why I still can't get to sleep

And night-times just a blur,mummybot forgot my treat

And what's this rash that comes and goes, now it's spreading to my feet

God help me, I was only a NEET



Is that poerty?



Nah, it's a rewrite of a verse from "I was only 19"

I couldn't get to sleep and it stuck in my head


And can you tell me, doctor, why I still can't get to sleep?

And night time's just a jungle dark and a barking M.16?

And what's this rash that comes and goes, can you tell me what it means?

God help me

I was only nineteen



Reading this now. On page 3.


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Any other insomnia neets aboard this ship? I've been awake for an hour or so, waiting for meds to send me back to sleep.


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I'm in the same boat fellow insomniaNEET

Woke up at 1am with my guts going mad.

Gonna try and read for a bit soon see if I can sleep again



gonna turn on the heater - it'll be easier to fall asleep if it's warm



I usually just wait it out.

I read a thing on sleep cycles years back and I'm pretty sure my "sleep windows" are 4 hours apart.

Which is coming up soon thank fuck.

Anyhow, good luck with getting to sleep m8, Imma try again now myself.


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Morning, Gentlefolk.

I hope each of you has a lovely day.



good stuff


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Good morning friends


Morning mate



Morning. That's a nice schoolhouse(?).



I'm not sure what that is, that's what it looks like to me though.





>Located where the Holy Cross Church once stood. It has an Indian burial ground in the center of the cemetery.

So that's why I saved that pic


Tfw haven't slept



I wish I slept more, I couldn't get to sleep til about 2.



I could have slept longer, but I have petrol and supermarket shopping to do before the normal people go out.


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That awkward moment when you wonder why /pol/ are talking about Neet King, and then realise they are referring to North Korea.



That is an awesome pepe

I feel like that when I see NK, most of what they are both about is the same so it;s sort of interchangeable.


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$1.75 for Vortex 95




Unless your car needs it why not just fill up with unleaded 91?



The manual suggests it goes better on it. You're probably right though.



I saw 91 for $1.60 at a few places and hen one place had $1.30

..and oil's as cheap as it was years ago but petrol is at this price. It's all a big wrought.



Yeah, they're having a laugh.

I don't know why government can't pass legislation typing petrol price to some fixed multiplier of barrel price.



Pajeets petrol stations have running costs and tax of up to 30 cents per litre is on fuel. Petrol could be a lot cheaper with less taxes.





cant wait to get my japanese electric car

but then…

>electric cars will be cheaper to buy and run after 5000km a year by 2020 in some countries

fuck y-

>but in australia that date will be more like 2028

how much was that fish oil conversion again?




isnt it the (((government))) who taxes it 50c on the liter in the first place?


Time to wage, have a good day NEETs.



Even so. Cap it at 50c + (1.1 x barrel price). If the Pajeets and Shahins can't survive on that margin, fuck 'em.



Have a good one.



wait! please tell me your girlfriends address. i need to 'take care' of her while you're gone. can't have an upstanding member of society's girl be lonely during the day, can we?



You are very honourable, NEET.


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Morning NEETs. See you in the shops before all the normies get there.



Morning Karen.


I literally don't even look at the petrol price. I just go in to my regular servo and fill up. I only look at the number of litres I am putting in, not the price on the bowser either.



Good luck. Have a good day. See you when you get home.


Good morning NEETs. Another morning where I did not take doggo for his walk. It was raining and my knee was throbbing again. Why does it only hurt when I am in bed? I don't feel anything from it during the day.



It depends on where you live. If you live rural without massive price flucations that would be fine. I wouldn't be loyal in metropolitan area where massive price increases occur. Then again it depends on what you drive, I drive big clunky 4wd so 10-20c litre different on 80 to 90 litres matters (I fill it up when it's cheapest but there is still heaps of fuel for another week but the price could increase by then so it's strategic to fill up).



Good morning. Resting in bed with body aches is never a good idea. I know someone who believed they needed more rest and had four days off work in bed (extreme example) and complained they were more sore afterwards. Getting moving and having rest feels like a better solution than complete immobility in bed.



I ain't staying in bed all day. I am just not going for a walk this morning.



go for a wank instead - everyone needs exercise


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>cold during the night

>sunny during the day


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>tfw refreshed after a good sleep


>tfw slightly hungover


>tfw boner


The shaving razor's cold and it stings


So Mummybot says to me this morning "have you considered donating your body to Japan for whale research?"

Need a new thread soon.



>cold during the night


>sunny during the day




She did not.


Had 4 wants throughout the night and morning. My balls are empty and my dick hurts



She did. I was driving her back from the shop and she was lecturing me about my weight.



The 4 wants are:






Tell her you won't drive her around any more if she is going to be nasty.


G'morning NEETs

I feel hungover and I didn't even get drunk, fuckin' ripped off


That's only 3 wants



>That's only 3 wants

Karen has 2 holes



Sometimes KFC gives me a hangover.



AH, kinda fell into that one didn't I ?

fuck, they ARE big holes


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