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File: 3bd0c7df6531d31⋯.png (743.11 KB, 818x694, 409:347, peperip.png)

 No.86869

The grave waits for us all. but that doesn't mean we should be in a rush to get there.

Old thread: >>86120

Post last edited at

 No.86873

>>86869

You forgot the # before the number NEET.


 No.86874

hey cunts don't mean to annoy again but 8chan cup is back and not only are we in it but /unna/ too so go and bugger these threads

>>>/8cup/140

>>>/8cup/152


 No.86875

>>86873

I am anti drugs. I don't use that symbol.


 No.86876

MELBOURNE


 No.86877

Anyone have the NEET Gang video?


 No.86878


 No.86879

>tfw tumesced


 No.86880

I asked her. Don't know if I should say any further details in case I derail the thread.


 No.86881

Ate KFC this morning. My piss smells like KFC now.


 No.86882

>>86880

Give us the goss


 No.86883

>>86880

Give details.


 No.86884

>>86882

>>86883

She said she loved me too but had worries of her future and all the complications. I told her my plans and laid my intentions out for myself and her in the future months, into years. I was sitting on her desk chair and she was on her bed fidgeting. I grabbed her hand and got her off the bed and hugged her for half a minute or so and held myself back from crying.


 No.86885

>>86884

I am not sure whether I can buy into this story.


 No.86886

File: 8b837323245b712⋯.jpg (1.46 MB, 3840x2160, 16:9, you.jpg)

>>86884

That amount of guts deserves a (you).


 No.86887

>>86884

This is a strange story.


 No.86888

Anyone here managed to get bux for mental problems?

I have a bad case of the schitzo, but I don't know what the process is for gibbs


 No.86889

>>86888

Talk it out with the other voices and see if they have any ideas.


 No.86890

File: ddf9bacaf48ddd6⋯.jpg (365.13 KB, 1000x562, 500:281, Chinese-Dragon-in-Australi….jpg)

>>86874

I don't think you understand what /unna/ is about.


 No.86891

>>86884

>>86880

Are you impersonating cheesecake?


 No.86892

>>86891

It is a bit too similar


 No.86893

All alone in prime NEEThours.

Anyone else up?


 No.86894


 No.86895

>>86894

How do you do fellow lateNEET?

What are you up to?


 No.86896

>>86893

i'm up too!


 No.86897

>>86895

I might have something else to eat.


 No.86898

>>86897

>>86896

Friendly late night NEETs.

I'm drinking green cordial.


 No.86899

>>86891

>>86891

Nevermind, I realized he is the NEET with the roommate from last thread.


 No.86900

>>86898

Are you mixing it with any alcohol?


 No.86901

>>86900

No, just water.


 No.86902

>>86898

I'm drinking red cordial myself


 No.86903

File: 26950b9b2a060cf⋯.png (90.46 KB, 300x212, 75:53, xgnnxgxng.png)

Well that's enough for today, I'm going to hit the hay.

Good night friends.


 No.86904

>>86903

Goodnight m8


 No.86905

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

theres a new multi platform TES game for mobile

https://www.roadtovr.com/elder-scrolls-blades-vr-mobile-high-end-crossplay-e3-2018/

>>86160

yeah, if the zoe kogan thing was a little bigger i reaken you could power it with a $1000 solar/inverter for 10km a day

>>86203

>>86229

pretty sure its been a hippy meme since the 70s. diesel may be the best mad-max engine tech ever, since you can grow your own fuel. tho since we have sub-$50k electric vans out now and more coming soon a NEET like me just couldnt be f'd to risk exploding to save money. its all about not meeting people. the 0 emissions may feel good but thats a distant 2rd.

i looked at a few buses since theyre the ultimate and come with shower/toilet/desk for 50" PC monitor but we wont see cheap electric camper buses for a long time. maybe ill convert the renault van when i take up my trade.

has anyone ever seen a farmbot irl? you could mount that on a bus im sure but idk if its any better than just buying or growing normally… it would be good if some algae synthesizer existed that had one tap for car fual and one for human fuel…

>>86655

>>86721

western hentai is hot. especially if its based on game chars drawn by fat politically-atheist women.


 No.86906

>>86899

can you link relevant posts? i missed them


 No.86907

>>86884

>>86761

>>86766

>>tfw more money than ever but not a single male friend

im moving in with my NEET friend when she quits her job. she suggested i get a double bed and we kinda did things before when drunk but im not sure if she wants to remember it. tbh i dont really want that kinda pressure but i need to get away from mumbot.

she talked about having friends over and if im ok with that since itll just be our house. im excited for that but also anxious to meet her friends who i dont know, if theyll want to be friends with me after i give them the NEET shoulder coz i know we have nothing to bond over and they take it to mean i dont want to be friends or dont care/wtv

she will be my only regular contact irl for the forseeable future when i finally move out

tl;dr im interested in how this goes for possible future reference

>>86770

can you come over when she brings her friends over? i may need someone to retreat toward when the social situation becomes too… active

>>86774

thats too bad…

anyway nice to have someone besides cheezy in a crazy relationship… sorry big cheeze


 No.86908

File: 94cc7680e416b07⋯.jpg (47.36 KB, 790x527, 790:527, 1272107630066.jpg)


 No.86909

>tfw hungover


 No.86910

Good morning NEETs


 No.86911

File: f57631ca33c1bd0⋯.jpg (70.13 KB, 1184x1126, 592:563, Three piece feel.jpg)

Pepe, I hardly knew ya.


 No.86912

File: dca675c3ad6c19e⋯.jpg (25.29 KB, 472x461, 472:461, x646nx1qgrmz[1].jpg)

>>86910

G'morning m8y


 No.86913

>>86909

Become refreshed

Have a goon


 No.86914

>>86913

It's a bit early for goon even by NEET standards isn't it ?


 No.86915

>>86914

Only two more hours till it's 10am in Eastern States.


 No.86916

File: 9f32885db5ef777⋯.jpg (17.01 KB, 400x300, 4:3, leg.jpg)

Good morning!


 No.86917

>>86916

M8 …..

I asked if you could give us a HAND !!

good morning


 No.86918

>>86915

And thats' only 2 hours till midday which is normie drinking hours


 No.86919

>>86908

That is cool. Still trying to work out where the shower is in relation to the cabin.


 No.86920

File: 4c351d147c3ec53⋯.jpg (95.66 KB, 900x601, 900:601, RAPEAHOY.jpg)

>>86908

I forsee double rape in the near future

kinda funny that they have a complete mong bloke with 2 Staceys, buy our 4WD and you will get DA SEX!!!


 No.86921

I'm the incel your CEO was warned about.


 No.86922

>>86921

He won't be an incel anymore once the pills in that goon kick in


 No.86923

>>86919

Looks like it's under the bed.


 No.86924

Proud of myself for waking up early today m8s


 No.86925

File: 4ca33c4371200eb⋯.png (1.81 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out071377.png)

>>86909

>>86910

>>86912

>>86913

>>86916

>>86917

>>86921

>>86924

Morning NEETs. Karen is proud of you all today.


 No.86926

>>86925

Bet you're walking funny today, Karen.


 No.86927

>>86910

>>86912

>>86916

>>86924

>>86925

Good morning NEETs.

No walk for doggo and I this morning. I think I need to rest up for a while and see if these leg pains go away. There was a painful throbbing this morning.


 No.86928

>tfw had a throbber this morning


 No.86929

>tfw had a slobber this morning


 No.86930

>tfw killed a robber this morning


 No.86931

>tfw fondled blubber this morning


 No.86932

>tfw put on me best clobber this morning


 No.86933

>tfw posted with me cobber this morning


 No.86934

>tfw post reported by a dobber this morning


 No.86935

File: 35236496e5040b5⋯.jpg (13.31 KB, 307x300, 307:300, 1528715919552.jpg)


 No.86936

>tfw not a sobber this morning

I was gonna post pretty much the same thing for dobber next ya bastard


 No.86937

>tfw called a bastard by a knobber this morning


 No.86938

>tfw watching head bobbers and hand jobbers


 No.86939


 No.86940

>tfw escaped john trying to give me a gobber this morning


 No.86941

>>86939

Got posted twice, mebbe 3 times last thread m8y


 No.86942

>tfw got drug tested with a swabber at work this morning


 No.86943

>tfw drank a flagon of wobbla this morning

very bad attempt I know but I'm running dry


 No.86944

>tfw applied my perfume with a dauber this morning


 No.86945

File: 2a99accae301628⋯.jpg (9.38 KB, 236x238, 118:119, tard.jpg)

rhyming is hard


 No.86946

>tfw wiped up my spillage with an absorber this morning


 No.86947

>tfw suspected mental disorder


 No.86948

> *this morning


 No.86949

>tfw promoted from shit kicker to lobber this morning


 No.86950

>>86945

It bloody well is m8y, there's only so many words rhyme with obba

My brains starting to hurt


 No.86951

File: ea8396f7edf54c9⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 110.66 KB, 803x872, 803:872, islayvagina.jpg)

Morning neets

Its 10am and i've had 3 cones already

>tfw depressed


 No.86952

>>86951

Do you have a plan for when the munchies kick in?


 No.86953

>>86951

>3 cones already

What flavour? I like plain vanilla with a flake stuck in.


 No.86954

File: 57d657c4305cca3⋯.png (75.57 KB, 650x306, 325:153, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.86955

>>86905

>a farmbot irl

Not sure what that is.

Your idea of getting a bus rather than a van is the way to go though, a NEET needs his space.

>>86907

If you guys have already fucked I can see that going funny in a few ways, either you start fucking regularly (out of being bored/lonely) and become a couple or one of you sees someone else and the other gets jealous.

I dunno man, might be worth it to get away from mumbot but you may end up living the accidental gf experience.

Also, you're in a new environment, try out being a bit more sociable. As much as they dont have any interests you have, you might not have any they have. That's how everyone is, even the best of friends who click dont mesh entirely. Just hear them out, most people, even the normiest of people usually have some weird as fuck little quirks.


 No.86956

>>86954

lol good post


 No.86957

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>86951

Have a song to go with those cones


 No.86958

>>86908

It is but it's a custom build and would be pretty pricey.


 No.86959

>>86958

You could buy a house in the poorer parts of Adelaide for what that would cost.


 No.86960

>>86957

That's a bit heavy for wake and bake.


 No.86961

File: f12ab2c646b70b2⋯.jpg (111.21 KB, 900x900, 1:1, dogisalwayswatching.jpg)


 No.86962

>>86920

I still don't get where the bathtub is.


 No.86963

>>86961

>only one (you)

Good morning mate. I guess one is better than none.


 No.86964

Morning neeties


 No.86965

>>86961

Morning

>>86935

Morning


 No.86966

>>86964

Morning


 No.86967

>>86959

Yeah, the ute itself without the canopy bit would be close to 70k


 No.86968

>>86963

I try to not let on that I have favourites.


 No.86969

>>86964

Morning NEET


 No.86970

>>86954

Muchimus kekismus


 No.86971

>>86963

>>86961

The early NEET gets the (you)'s


 No.86972

File: 92d8bc90ba6ad49⋯.jpg (53.63 KB, 450x600, 3:4, $_20.JPG)

File: 0de94c1fc523c9d⋯.jpg (32.63 KB, 450x600, 3:4, $_20 (1).JPG)


 No.86973

WA for the win again !

https://8ch.net/n/res/631290.html#631315

Never before have I been so proud to be a PerthNEET


 No.86974

>>86973

Dead set legends.


 No.86975

>>86972

I never used to see the appeal of these, but they're starting to grow on me. Just about everybody at the gun club drives a 4x4 or big ass ute of some sort.


 No.86976

>>86975

I used to dislike them too as it felt like some seppo shit but going bush and almost getting stuck in my little ute has made me want one. Some of them are just big without any guts though and I'm not clued in enough to know what models are for what.


 No.86977

>>86976

I think many of them come 2x4 with 4x4 as an optional extra. Different options for the donk too.


 No.86978

>>86976

Not positive but I think you're better off going for a basic tradie 4wd ute.

The more flash and chrome on it the more likely it's got a lawnmower engine under the hood.


 No.86979

>>86977

>>86976

The higher ones are 4x4, the lower ones are just 2wd, they all come with decent reliable engines, I'd go with a diesel for basically any 4x4 though.


 No.86980

>>86979

>I'd go with a diesel for basically any 4x4 though

More torque at lower RPMs?


 No.86981

>>86952

just had a wank

gonna have a couple of eggs and toast

>>86957

this was p neet

i dont really listen to actual punk

and then i listened to it on headphones, and is real good, the panning is crazy good

>>86953

flake is good

>>86964

mornin

why a ute tho?

if you had a cab in the back, we could just neet around the country and sleep out the back


 No.86982

>>86981

>if you had a cab in the back, we could just neet around the country and sleep out the back

That's what the pull-out awning on the roof is for.


 No.86983

>>86978

>>86977

>>86979

Yeah, I was just looking at the flash ones out of my current price range.

For what I want them for a 2005-08 (there abouts) model would be ideal, I think those ones were all manual and not just built for looks.

I need to look in to them more but I'm thinking some of them are basically a camry with a bigger chassis


 No.86984

>>86980

Yeah with big heavy vehicles you want more torque, also diesels get better fuel economy and can go underwater as long as you have a snorkel.


 No.86985

>>86979

>they all come with decent reliable engines

Some of the ones where I work have got 450,000km on the clock and are having to be replaced because the rest of the vehicle has fallen apart. Engines are still going strong.


 No.86986

>>86983

They are no Camry, the lowest models are very spartan and basic, they can take a lot of abuse and are pretty decent offroaders.

>>86985

Yeah that's pretty much standard for Toyotas, the newer diesels aren't as reliable since around 2013 they have this emission crap on them, DPF filter which basically traps soot and burns it later on, anyway they can get clogged for various reasons and cost thousands of dollars to replace.


 No.86987

File: 6b59e1e4c5cb8ae⋯.jpg (132.97 KB, 1200x1202, 600:601, X1.jpg)

NEET KING


 No.86988

>>86987

two dongs, the lucky bastard


 No.86989

>>86986

>the lowest models… can take a lot of abuse

>newer diesels aren't as reliable since around 2013

Thanks mate, I'll keep that in mind


 No.86990

>>86989

If I was going to buy one, i'd get something like this

https://www.carsales.com.au/dealer/details/Toyota-Hilux-2005/OAG-AD-15841776/?Cr=23

The older body style but still good, even ones from 95' are still good as long as they have been looked after, I wouldn't get one over 250,000km though.


 No.86991

File: 0356724b9e851a8⋯.jpg (40.98 KB, 550x512, 275:256, boonglover.jpg)


 No.86992

Fucking hell leaving today for my holiday


 No.86993

>>86990

Thanks buddy, I appreciate it.

I'm thinking my next car will be one like that and that isn't too pricey.

I'm just after something that can go practically anywhere. In my ute I get to some dirt roads and have to avoid them for risk of getting stuck.


 No.86994

>>86993

You'll be able to pretty much go anywhere in a 4x4 Hilux.


 No.86995

>>86991

Ancient dreamtime stories are filled with mentions of the mythical NK and his two donged destruction of mother earth.


 No.86996

>>86994

Do you need to strap the differential on modern 4x4s when bush bashing?


 No.86997

>>86881

>tfw you're pissing chicken soup


 No.86998

>>86996

I think the newer models have an electronic locking diff so you don't need to get out and lock the hubs or anything like that.


 No.86999

File: 73f796919b771e1⋯.jpg (279.03 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, trips.jpg)

If trips we're all gonna make it.


 No.87000

87K GET


 No.87001

File: 86d4e56f0b7a881⋯.jpeg (8.05 KB, 280x180, 14:9, winrar.jpeg)


 No.87002

>>87000

"nice" post


 No.87003

>>86998

Nah, I mean to stop the diff being ripped off the car.

http://forum.mazda6club.com/mazdaspeed6/197808-diff-strapping-101-a.html


 No.87004

I was downloading so much music last night that now the website I was using is has pushed Dan's out of frequently visited sites


 No.87005

>>87003

I've never heard of that happening


 No.87006

>>87005

Googling it tends to throw up videos about winch and snatch recovery of bogged vehicles, so it might be used for that.


 No.87007

>>86992

Where are you going?


 No.87008

I said I wasn't going to do my lifts today but it was so sunny and nice outside that I felt compelled to go out and do them. My shoulder injury seems to have healed. Even so I went light on the bench press after I noticed what might have been a few warning twinges in the early stages. I also only did my 5x5 squats with bodyweight since I think they are responsible for my leg problems.

Now I had better catch up on the posts I missed.


 No.87009

>>87008

Did you remember to do some warm up reps?


 No.87010

File: 03c8fb17694cbcb⋯.jpg (85.71 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 1480642413991.jpg)

>>86972

>those fishing rod holders


 No.87011

>>87009

Yes I started each exercise with just the bar itself and then increased slowly. I have learned my lesson.


 No.87012

File: db0a155cfa72a62⋯.jpg (59.57 KB, 518x350, 37:25, rainbow-serpent[1].jpg)

>>86995

I've heard rumours that the waggl is actually the larger of his two dongs


 No.87013

mornin' NEETs


 No.87014

>>87013

Morning mayte


 No.87015

>>87004

Repent, my son


 No.87016

NEET King are you out there?

I hope he is okay. I hope he did not enter the sort of goon coma you don't wake up from.


 No.87017

>>87016

he's with neet god now


 No.87018

>>87016

The eternal goon coma awaits all who dabble with Dan.


 No.87019

>>87015

I'm sorry Dan


 No.87020

File: 65b10ea3574a7a8⋯.jpeg (1.37 KB, 16x16, 1:1, dan.jpeg)

>>87019

you are forgiven


 No.87021

>tfw have to go to a work function tonight


 No.87022

>>87021

there must be a way to escape


 No.87023

>>87021

Just make sure you don't get really drunk and try and shag your bosses wife


 No.87024

>>87023

*unless she's into it and you hate your job


 No.87025

In cenno


 No.87026

>>87022

no escape its a high class restaurant and my inner executive is wanting some high class food.

>>87023

>>87024

i will try not to.


 No.87027

In utero


 No.87028

>>87026

Is your inner executive also an outer executive?


 No.87029

File: c5fecc550aa3e4c⋯.jpg (27.17 KB, 200x309, 200:309, 200px-EncinoMan[1].jpg)

>>87025

In-cenno man


 No.87030

>>87026

high class restraunts are like high class whores.

After it's all over you're left broke,greasy and slightly disgusted with yourself.


 No.87031

>>87030

Somebody's Mummybot didn't teach him any table manners…


 No.87032

>>87028

no it's an outer foreman if not smaller i forget the sizes

>>87030

>After it's all over you're left broke

good thing the company is paying for it


 No.87033

>>87031

She taught me it's rude to wank at the table, that'll do me for manners

>>87032

>good thing the company is paying for it

Yeah, can't argue with that tbh


 No.87034

File: 73992872e9ab344⋯.png (46.75 KB, 649x480, 649:480, ClipboardImage.png)

File: e2f02a055e8f9be⋯.png (9.88 KB, 658x193, 658:193, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.87035

>>87034

there's a big cat in joondalup too


 No.87036

I'd be more worries about being attacked by gangs of feral niggers if I was in sydney


 No.87037

People just don't realise how big your standard house cat gets after a few generations gone feral.


 No.87038

>>87037

how big?


 No.87039

>>87038

My old cat was a tomcat, so feral with a home.

He got up to 12kg and was 1.1 m from nose to tail tip.


 No.87040

File: 529243836671e47⋯.jpg (298.66 KB, 640x960, 2:3, giant_feral_cat1.jpg)

>>87038

this is a pic of NK holding one he caught.


 No.87041

>>87039

fuck. that. i see cats every now and then, but didnt know it was a real problem.

cats are massive cunts though and even really good house cats just seem to treat owners with contempt


 No.87042

>>87040

Is that a goanna sneaking up behind him?


 No.87043

File: 0480099fcae2ec1⋯.jpg (69.26 KB, 640x960, 2:3, australian big cats.jpg)


 No.87044

>>87040

sweeet dan. thats fucked


 No.87045

>>87041

>cats are massive cunts though

the feral ones play possum when you shoot them and attack you when you walk up to them.


 No.87046

File: 9c4c4faebe187c4⋯.jpg (58.08 KB, 328x742, 164:371, Myoldcat.jpg)

>>87041

>>87039

Pic for reference, I'm 6ft


 No.87047

>>87045

double tap needed


 No.87048

>>87046

Your cat doesn't look pleased about that


 No.87049

>>87046

watch the fuck out NEET


 No.87050

>>87049

>myoldcat

Looks like preventative measures were taken


 No.87051

>>87048

>>87049

He disappeared last year, it's an old pic.

New cat is a big fat softy.


 No.87052

>>87046

Your close contact with that cat probably gave you that brain parasite that changes your behaviour.


 No.87053

>>87052

YOU FARKIN" WHAT CUNT !?!?

IMMA FUCKIN' KILL YA !!


 No.87054

>>87051

he is running wild somewhere, no doubt beating other cats.

a m8 i had had a cat and it would just go out in the night, fight, and come home all beaten up every night. he paid so much in vet bills. seriously at what point is it better to just give it the naughty injection


 No.87055


 No.87056

In the middle of nowhere I go for neetwalks to town (~7km) on known panther attack trails without a gun. I do carry some m-80 fire crackers from 1990 though. Not dead yet.


 No.87057

>>87054

I got very good at cleaning and treating his wounds myself.

He'd actually let me cut the rotten bits out with nail scissors.Never stiched him or anything but I couldn't afford vet bills for every fight.


 No.87058

>>87056

put the m-80 in a pipe with a ball bearing and you have a gun


 No.87059

>>87008

I have been having shit work outs lately too, thankfully been eating well so should be back to where I was at before too long.

>>87034

I want to believe, I bet there is all sorts of crazy shit out there. Australia is just too big of a country not to be, especially in SA and NT as well as northern QLD - There is some weird shit out there I bet.


 No.87060

>>87059

I saw a docco years back that said theres strong evidence cats came over here with the 2nd wave of boong ancestors.

They can survive in the central desert because they concentrate their urine and can get enough water from lizards and shit.

With no other predators for competition I could see a fucking big feral cat happening easily.


 No.87061

File: d37882365cdf09e⋯.jpg (27.39 KB, 474x355, 474:355, th.jpg)

>>87058

I have a black powder shotgun like pic, but I don't want to carry it through town tbh.


 No.87062

>>87010

You're bloody sharp.


 No.87063

>>86972

The problem with those big 4 door utes is there is not really much room in the back. Even with your 2 door ute you are still better off with a normal car and a trailer if you want to haul something big. Most people would be better off with a 4x4 SUV with a towbar.


 No.87064

>>87053

Rude outbursts are a common trait of t. gondi

It only affects you when you are a foetus, so if your mum was a cat lady you're fucked.


 No.87065

>>87064

yeah, that was the joke


 No.87066

>>87057

seems retarded

>>87059

there would be wild stuff out


 No.87067

>>87059

>I want to believe,

The story comes from a couple panthers escaping a russian zoo when they were on tour in the late 1800's (I might've got some of that wrong)


 No.87068

>>87066

>seems retarded

How so ?


 No.87069

>>87065

Not being able to sense humour is another trait. looks like I'm done for.


 No.87070

File: 6201e2ce6c08108⋯.png (1.49 MB, 913x900, 913:900, ClipboardImage.png)

(Apropos of nothing.)


 No.87071

>>87064

>t. gondi

The interesting thing about that I was reading is that the guy who first researched it had noticed that his behaviour had changed and the only thing he could connect it to was getting a cat. He had only changed in subtle ways but he was sharp enough and aware enough to realise it. Most people are not capable of noticing that sort of thing about themselves. He basically noticed that he had gone a little bit crazy.


 No.87072

>>87070

>the leg on the shelf

Fucking lol


 No.87073

>>87069

Nah, it's all good m8

I have a strange sense of humour anyway


 No.87074

>>87067

There was also the story of visiting US troops in WWII having a big cat as a mascot and it escaping or being let go.


 No.87075

>>87067

The usual story you hear is a USA army unit brought a panther over as its mascot when stationed here in WW2 and released it because they could not take it with them when they left.


 No.87076

>>87069

t. gondi would be the least of my mental problems anyway.


 No.87077

>>87074

>>87075

Look at us.


 No.87078

>>87071

I cant remember where I read about it but from what I remember it affects the fetus and there is a higher chance of being born male and gay and some other stuff, it was a while ago


 No.87079

>>87070

Fucking kek

If you made that I owe you a beer


 No.87080

>>87079

I can't claim the credit for it, unfortunately. I found it on that other board people don't like.


 No.87081

>>87070

I do not quite understand what is happening outside the window.


 No.87082

>>87081

My guess is it's a jew,chink and sepponigger that Bruces shitposting has angered


 No.87083

>>87082

*leafchink


 No.87084

>>87082

Pretty much. Canadian chink, EU joo, etc.


 No.87085

>>87080

Fucking dissenter


 No.87086


 No.87088

>>87034

It would be pretty typically Australian to risk people getting attacked by a big cat rather than risk scaring off tourists.


 No.87089

There are much more deadly things in the bush than cats.


 No.87090

>>87089

Like Abos?

I wouldn't be surprised if there was some really deadly snake/spider or tropical disease around the gulf of carpentaria near that NT/QLD area that is just remote as fuck, as well as some crazy sealife near the west coast of the norther QLD peninsula.

Could always be some secret gubbermint hideout near the mountain ranges near Adaminaby. There has to be more in NT and SA, SA especially - it can't just be flat desert with the odd copper and uranium reserve.


 No.87091

>>87090

>it can't just be flat desert with the odd copper and uranium reserve.

Yes it can.


 No.87092

>>87091

I don't know what you AdelaideNEETs are hiding but I'm going to find out one day.


 No.87093

>>87092

There is nothing there. The great goon lake is just a myth. Seriously, stay away.


 No.87094

>>87090

>SA especially

It doesn't concern you. Stay out.


 No.87095

>>87093

>great goon lake

it would be a shame if someone pooed in it


 No.87096

File: 1a3edb8df956912⋯.jpg (40.96 KB, 280x280, 1:1, 259.jpg)

File: 8074b857f878abb⋯.jpg (167.11 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, r1405764_20099441.jpg)

File: f0711b2d9fc2e46⋯.png (64.47 KB, 205x167, 205:167, 4b6c53_86ed254c29284c37ac5….png)

File: 19f469a2ac92e97⋯.jpg (247.74 KB, 1024x683, 1024:683, Tourism Australia Launches….jpg)

This is exactly how I imagine NK looks.

Also when you look up Bennett-Brook you just get pictures of thomas the tank engine trains.

What an outstanding meme of a person.


 No.87097

>>87096

it could be worst, neets. it could be worst.


 No.87098


 No.87099

>>87096

I doubt NK ever smiles.


 No.87100

>>87099

I bet he only smiles after a few cups of goon


 No.87101

File: f269e7b8bec09d5⋯.png (583.82 KB, 600x725, 24:29, Wandjina Molester.png)

>>87100

and rape


 No.87102

>>87101

look at the background in that photo seriously what kind of photographer is this.


 No.87103

>>87101

>>87100

I doubt even then.


 No.87104

>>87102

that's his hair you racis


 No.87105

>>87101

That really is a "Your gonna get raped" smile


 No.87106

>>87098

It is pretty suss all this shit being dug up at once


 No.87107

File: b5604d7f20a289c⋯.png (454.69 KB, 600x725, 24:29, WandjinaMolester.png)

>>87105

>>87102

He's at the UNNA community centre


 No.87108

>>87107

Well … those other boongs aren't gonna rape themselves

What am I saying, of course they will


 No.87109

>>87108

It's a cultural thing, we shouldn't judge. Or maybe it's just a NK thing.


 No.87110

File: 6ee6a993d021a18⋯.png (501.64 KB, 632x413, 632:413, BoongJudge.png)

>>87109

I can judge boongs


 No.87111

>>87110

She'd be getting $400k per year to do that, probably with no requirement for an actual law degree.


 No.87112

File: 0035d6c234daed0⋯.jpg (8.77 KB, 266x234, 133:117, DisgustedPepe.jpg)

>>87111

It's a she ?


 No.87113

>>87111

Law comes from the land. Your piece of paper means nothing.


 No.87114

>>87113

Law comes from God. Your piece of land means nothing.


 No.87115

LAND LAW RIGHTS FOR GAY ABBOS


 No.87116


 No.87117

File: 45efa4bd7205a02⋯.png (489.26 KB, 605x566, 605:566, ClipboardImage.png)

My alma mater carrying on my legacy.


 No.87118

>>87117

That nigger up the front is gonna steal all the booze


 No.87119

>>87118

Stole all the marshmellows.


 No.87120

>>87119

Ah, I thought that was his crack rock bowl


 No.87121

I was really looking forward to the worldcup but because my shits so fucked up I can't stay up to watch any of the games.


 No.87122

>>87121

You could record them


 No.87123

>>87122

yeah sbs probably has a highlights show too


 No.87124

Should I go and get some hungry jacks m8s?


 No.87125

>>87124

No it is bad for you.


 No.87126

>>87124

Depends on your BMI mate


 No.87127

>>87126

It's 20.7

>>87125

I have some vouchers though


 No.87128


 No.87129

>>87124

Do it

And stop at Dans on the way back


 No.87130

Should I go try to dumpster dive later tonight?


 No.87131

>>87130

No, all the normies are out on Friday nights.


 No.87132

>>87131

Dammit, you're right. I thought that would be an issue but I dismissed those ideas as being ridiculous.

I'll ask again Sunday.


 No.87133

>>87131

Maybe he wants to dive out of the dumpster at the normies ?

>Unemployed Australian man charged after "Dumpster Dive Rape" attempt

>More News at 11


 No.87134

>>87133

nk has a job though doesn't he?


 No.87135

>>87134

Bet he still keeps his healthcare card on him, that'd be what confuses them


 No.87136

>>87135

wagies are trying to steal all the neet fetishist women


 No.87137

>>87136

They can take our goon and our rent assistance but they'll never take our NEET fetishist women !!!


 No.87138

Over-eating is what brought on my executive status.


 No.87139

File: 02f8916863efced⋯.jpg (10.27 KB, 250x243, 250:243, 1506211314002.jpg)

Fuck it actually. Perhaps I will go diving tonight. Surely the normans aren't going to be awake at 3am?


 No.87140

>>87139

all the drunk normies will be stumbling home around then


 No.87141

>>87139

The Normans all go to bed at 10:66


 No.87142

>>87141

clap clap


 No.87143

>>87141

Well bantered.


 No.87144

>>87110

k……kkangaroo court?

>>87139

nothing beat a 3am motorcycle blast

>>87141

quality post

my nap was nice and comfy NEETs. hows your afternoon?


 No.87145

>>87144

>hows your afternoon?

Pretty good m8, weather heres awesome, took an extra NEETwalk earlier it's that nice.

Glad you had a good nap.


 No.87146

>>87144

My afternoon is troubled. Feeling restless and fidgety. Hungry.


 No.87147

>>87146

Sounds like you need a goon and a wank


 No.87148

That won't help.


 No.87149

>>87148

Maybe a cone and a good meal then ?


 No.87150

>>87148

Sounds like you need a coon and a spank


 No.87151

Nothing helps. I'm drowning here.


 No.87152

Or go for a hoon in the tank


 No.87153

Nah, sorry m8.

What's got you feeling fidgety ?


 No.87154

Play a tune in the bank


 No.87155

>>87153

Just the usual. No hope for the future. No purpose to life.


 No.87156

>>87145

nice, yeah i should neetwalk soon. get doge out.

>>87146

sorry to hear that neet, no coffee for you. >>87147

savvy advice

>>87155

its ok. find solace in that itself. no purpose and no hope give you a random purpose in and of itself. do anything. whatever you want. think about what you really want and why you want it?


 No.87157

>>87155

It gets shit when that sort of thing gets stuck in your head.

Dunno if it'll help you but I do some gardening or organise stuff round the house when I feel that way.

Something about controlling a small bit of chaos or something seems to relax me a bit.


 No.87158

>>87157

this is good advice


 No.87159

>>87155

Same, being unemployed yet bored of the NEET life sucks. I feel in a rut.


 No.87160

>>87159

> I feel in a rut.

bust a nut


 No.87161

>>87160

have a wank(TM)


 No.87162

I don't want to sound like a /fit/fag but exercise can really help too.

Nothing crazy, no gym or any shit like that, just go for a walk a few times a day and do a bit of weights or push ups at home.

Get the blood pumping and get outside a bit.

apologies for these un-NEET sentiments


 No.87163

>>87162

>apologies for these un-NEET sentiments

i know this yet i fail to do this


 No.87164

>>87162

I would love to do more walking but I just hate being seen by anyone. It makes me so anxious to be out in public.


 No.87165

>>87164

That'd make it tough I guess but honestly, the more you do of it the less it matters.

Those normies are probably more scared of you.


 No.87166

I dislike being out in public on a workday because I think everyone will know I'm a NEET.


 No.87167

>>87164

exactly. i feel a fog of paranoia even though there is nothing to fear.


 No.87168

>>87166

i just dont like the possibility of extended human interaction


 No.87169

I am starting to look like the mother in What's Eating Gilbert Grape.


 No.87170

>>87166

At this point I could not care less, I'm running amock and I don't give a fock.


 No.87171

>>87170

*amok


 No.87172

>>87170

i like this feeling. sometimes it comes in waves in a NEETs life. there are periods of shut in behaviour, and there are periods of freedom and joy, not giving a fuck.

its a strange balance


 No.87173

>>87172

I have had that feel for a while. I use to be crippled with anxiety and worrying about what people thought, now I am free of those concerns.

It is not all good however, I am frequently late for things, wear the same clothes for days in a row, barely ever shave and can be quite impulsive and destructive as I just don't care for the consequences as much. I am often late for things or fuck myself over due to a lack of preparation.

I feel like I have evolved from a wojak in my teens and early 20s to a pepe today.


 No.87174

>>87173

>evolving into a Peep

I would like that.


 No.87175

Got a hamburger, battered sav, and minimum chips at the local fish shop.


 No.87176

>>87173

>fuck myself over due to a lack of preparation.

in the feels. me too.

>wojak in my teens and early 20s to a pepe today.

like a caterpillar to a butterfly


 No.87177

>>87175

sounds good


 No.87178

>>87175

I feel like a sav myself now. boiled not battered though.


 No.87179

>>87177

It was good. Unfortunately my neighbour waylaid me in the carpark on my way in, which tainted the overall experience.


 No.87180

As an experiment yesterday at the shops I tried walking with my shoulders back and head up and I felt so anxious. I had that feeling like everyone was staring at me. It wasn't long before I hunched over again.


 No.87181

>>87179

Please to describe this waylaying.


 No.87182

>>87181

He set off down our street in his car just ahead of me.

Pulls into the carpark, I drive down the next row of parks and give him a wave, thinking that will be enough.

Get out.

He starts shouting "Weber!, Weber!"

"How are you doing? I don't see you much these days"

Apparently he is going to Fiji in a couple of weeks.

They also connected to the NBN this week and he can print from his ipad wirelessly now or some shit.

Blah blah blah

Nothing of real substance.


 No.87183

>>87180

I sort of glance around to look for any dangers


 No.87184

>>87180

Keep practicing this.


 No.87185

>>87180

r u me


 No.87186

>>87183

This is the way of the samurai.


 No.87187

>>87182

Sounds like the sort of thing you should be grateful for.


 No.87188

Call me Captain Bloatey.


 No.87189

>>87187

He is not bad as a neighbour in terms of approachability and helpfulness. He'd do just about anything if I asked.

It just gets annoying sometimes, as he's almost always in his front or back yard and wants to chat.


 No.87190

>>87182

I hate it when people do that to me, can't they just leave me in peace


 No.87191

>>87189

Yes I see why that would be difficult for a shy and withdrawn individual.


 No.87192

>>87189

Sounds like he's a NEET from a few generations ago.

I talk to them at the pub quite often, like you said, they're nice enough but annoying in a weird way, like, they want to use you to cancel their boredom.

>tldr pre-internet NEETs


 No.87193

>>87189

>>87190

yeah this is pretty unacceptable. small talk costs lives


 No.87194

File: acfc921ab93a388⋯.jpg (149.57 KB, 761x783, 761:783, PiratePepe.jpg)

>>87188

Hi Captain Bloatey


 No.87195

>>87192

>like, they want to use you to cancel their boredom.

This is what people did when we were still a society rather than the atomised mess we are today.


 No.87196

>>87195

Yeah, pretty much.

I'm the old cunt so I can sort of bridge both times.

I do get along a lot better with old crew than others do, generally they're more polite.


 No.87197

>>87190

I liked to do metalwork in the shed, or occasionally zero a rifle scope in the backyard. Now I have to check out the kitchen window to make sure he's not out the back before I commence either.

I'm not up to no good, but I don't like explaining what I'm doing.


 No.87198

I am going to live on a big piece of land with no neighbours in sight.


 No.87199

>>87197

Ah, that could get annoying.

It's one thing exchanging a few words on the street, another entirely when it's your backyard.


 No.87200

>tfw the members special price on Dan's app for 24x 330ml Kirin is $40 but I paid $42.90

I am following this matter up on twotter and I am hope to get something out of it, since the app on my phone told me the price before I bought it (I use the app to load my member card)


 No.87201

>>87196

I get on OK with the old guys at the gun club, but that's because we have a common interest and they also have hobbies like metal work.

My neighbour just fucks about in his garden.


 No.87202

>>87197

I can't even go out my door if any of the Neighbours are outside, I simply become to terrified


 No.87203

>>87198

>I am going to live on a big piece of land with no neighbours in sight.

this is the right decision neet


 No.87204

>>87198

I live on a medium piece of land with no neighbours in sight.

Had to wagie like a motherfucker for 18 years to do it though


 No.87205

>>87204

good work neet. i hope to have what you have one day. one day soon (5 years) - i am on the path


 No.87206

>>87204

Do you walk around outside naked?


 No.87208

>>87204

>>87196

Oldfag as well, but right in the middle. I enjoy pre-internet NEETs more. The final form of NEETdom is leaving the internet aside from Library-like searches.


 No.87211

>>87206

Nah, just inside.

>>87205

Cheers m8, hang in there, it was hell for me but it's worth it now.


 No.87212

>>87207

>>87210

I hope you die in a fiery head on crash.


 No.87213

>>87210

Reported for spam.


 No.87214

File: 24fe4a896bccc12⋯.png (1.51 MB, 1050x1032, 175:172, Spamreport.png)


 No.87215

>>87208

Yeah, I'm getting that way.

This board is about the only place I post any more and I deliberately limit my hours here.


 No.87216

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.87217

>>87214

What about a rape report?


 No.87218

>>87215

You better not limit how many (you)s you hand out.


 No.87219

>>87217

Gotta wait for NK for that one.

Can't step on another NEETs territory


 No.87220

File: c742fc29079aafb⋯.jpg (69.16 KB, 1093x615, 1093:615, 1529020233186.jpg)


 No.87221

>>87218

Here's one for ya m8


 No.87222

>>87220

What am I looking at here?


 No.87223

>>87221

Thank (you).


 No.87224

>>87211

nice work m8. chipping away. but on a neety path too, so its not bad chippin

>>87214

reported as spam


 No.87225

Just got back from Hungry jacks, got the two whopper jrs and two small chips for $5.45. The store was busy as fuck so I had to sit in the drive thru for ages and then park.


 No.87226

>>87225

>two whopper jrs and two small chips for $5.45.

That is pretty good value.


 No.87227

>>87225

Did you stop at Dan's as well ?


 No.87228

Does Adelaide/South Australia have any gold? It is between WA and VIC so surely some?

It seems to go

>VIC

>NSW

>WA

>SA?

>QLD

>None to speak of


 No.87229

I hope Uruguary beat Egypt in the football tonight lads.


 No.87230

>>87227

Nah, already have alcohol at home


 No.87231

>>87228

Medals or mines ?


 No.87232

>>87228

Olympic Dam produces gold.


 No.87234

>>87226

Yeah, I like when they send out the vouchers, when I ordered it interestingly they didn't even ask to see it.


 No.87235

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.87238

Valuable lesson learned today

contain any admission about mental health issues to anonymous image boards

miracle I didn't get sacked


 No.87239

>>87236

Eat shit and die nigger


 No.87240

Fuck me, well modded Cheesey

Deleted that while I was still reporting it


 No.87241

>>87239

>>87240

The BO got it, not me. I didn't even see what it was.


 No.87242

>>87241

seeing the gf this weekend?


 No.87243

>>87241

Ah, well modded BO then


 No.87244

>>87241

confirm i saw nothing?


 No.87245

>>87238

>miracle I didn't get sacked

What exactly did you share?


 No.87246

>>87239

I love you to fedneet.

my mom is breddy cool but

everytime I try to clean my room it just

gets even more dirty

usually when i am drunk and

can't see straight sometimes i bump my

arm on my bed post it hurts

.

on cold days and on days when it

rains i can still feel the pain

going down my arm


 No.87247

It was some pajeet shilling for poochan or some shit


 No.87248

>>87247

poo in the loo pee in the tea


 No.87249

I hope old Cheesy is alright.


 No.87250

Haven't banned him quick enough this time though


 No.87251

>>87245

be safe

>>87247

disgusting


 No.87252

>>87245

That I had anxiety and was having multiple panic attacks a day at work.


 No.87253

>>87124

I just did.


 No.87254

>>87253

What did you have?


 No.87255

>>87254

Whopper meal.

Still having it.


 No.87256

>>87130

Yes

>>87131

He might find chads wallet after he partys with his mates and stacy and get a night with his paywave before he gets up and checks his balance.


 No.87257

>>87255

You should savour such fine cuisine, not surf imageboards while eating it.


 No.87258

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.87259

>>87138

Depression and bux brought on the over-eating.


 No.87260

>>87257

I'm an addict for sensation.


 No.87261

>>87141

Very clever.


 No.87262

>>87260

Don't go too far seeking sensations. Once you start putting things up your bum there is no going back.


 No.87263

>>87144

>hows your afternoon?

I had a job seeker appointment and then got my nan to fix the hem on my pants. They're too long


 No.87264

>>87259

How do I bring on under-eating to balance me out?


 No.87265


 No.87266

>>87265

done so much his teeth fell out


 No.87267

>>87262

bum fingering was a meme, until it wasn't

>>87264

diabetes, the universe balances itself


 No.87268

>>87252

Are they going to offer you any reasonable adjustments at work? Are you working full-time on or not on a contract?


 No.87269

>>87268

Yeah mate. It worked out well. Going to take a step back to a less stressful position and get to keep a part time contract.


 No.87270

>>87267

diabetes does not make you under-eat.


 No.87271

>>87270

Discovery of type 1 is often through rapid weight loss.


 No.87272

File: 97cc24d4431ca0e⋯.jpg (14.3 KB, 214x317, 214:317, hot.jpg)

File: 8b705e288b9d18b⋯.jpg (27.3 KB, 506x604, 253:302, 1979e1f8-eaf0-4d52-8d2c-60….jpg)

>>87169

hot

Hope you have enough NEETbux stashed for the crane.

She didn't look too bad when she was younger


 No.87273

>>87242

I don't think he is talking about the gf anymore


 No.87274

>>87175

>battered sav

What backwards state are you from?


 No.87275

>>87271

>type 1

That is not executive diabetes.


 No.87276

>>87180

Good work

this >>87184 is good advice


 No.87277

>>87182

I do that to my neighbour and the one two doors down then get there and dont know what to say.

Don't underestimate how much safer and comfy a community can make you feel.

Mind you both of those neighbours are in their 70's


 No.87278

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.87279

>>87269

Good to hear, that's typically what they have to do when you are already employed. I hope it works out for you.


 No.87280

>>87189

You just reminded me, my neighbour said he'd help me make a new rainwater pipe and I said yeah, we'll do it this arvo a few weeks ago and then it got sort of late and I didn't want to do it so I said we'll do it another day.

I haven't heard from him since.

I might've offended him.


 No.87281

THE ONLY BOY WHO COULD EVER TEACH ME


 No.87282

>>87281

WAS THE SON OF A NEET MAN


 No.87283

>>87281

WAS THE SON OF A


 No.87284


 No.87285

>>87279

Thanks


 No.87286

>>87213

>>87212

I hate missing shit.

What was it?


 No.87287

>>87280

I offended my neighbour when I asked him to stop mowing my lawn for me. It was nice of him since I don't have a mower but it always made me feel bad. Anyway I was really clumsy about how I said I don't like him doing it and we didn't speak any more after that.


 No.87288

>>87283

>>87282

Good cunts.


 No.87289

>tfw slipping in and out of a colonel coma


 No.87290

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.87291

>>87290

Was it this video?


 No.87292


 No.87293

>>87289

Go to the toilet and purge that dirty bird.


 No.87294

File: 232c8a32276aee8⋯.png (81.04 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 232c8a32276aee8629150611c1….png)

>>87289

When are going to be slipping in and out of a goon coma?


 No.87295

>>87287

Mine does the medium strip out the front of my yard. I have a mower but I can't handle being out the front incase someone walks past and I think he knows it. I say thanks but I sort of wish he didn't.


 No.87296

>>87294

I already slipped into a goon coma last night.


 No.87297

>>87264

Keto.

Fats are ~2x the calories of carbs and proteins.

Get ~50% calories from fats.

Saturated, though.

Eating 1/3 each macro does this.

Hormones change.

Go from barney to chad.


 No.87298

File: 84067011acc565e⋯.png (30.96 KB, 238x251, 238:251, danny4life.png)

>>87296

Slip into another today.

Become refreshed!


 No.87299

>>87297

Keto doesn't sound good for your arteries with all that fat.


 No.87300

>>87299

There is no proven link between dietary fat at heart disease.


 No.87301

>>87299

That statement is going to trigger the keto warriors. I think science is on their side.


 No.87302

>>87301

Too late lol


 No.87303

>>87299

It'll be good for the colonel.


 No.87304

>>87295

>I think he knows it

How much have you told him about your "issues" and how much has he guessed?

I tell my neighbours nothing but I think they all work out there is something wrong with me.


 No.87305

>>87216

Good spam.


 No.87306

>>87297

>Eating 1/3 each macro

What does this mean?


 No.87307

>>87228

Yeah, like other NEET said Olympic Dam but there was a small gold rush in the Barossa once upon a time too.


 No.87308

>>87234

> they didn't even ask to see it.

I haven't had any in ages and they still give me the orders I ask for. Last time they had to correct me because the prices changed for the two small whopper meals, it was $10, now I think it's $11


 No.87309

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

NEETs is this funny or not? I have always hated that Jordies guy but yesterday I was watching this and I found myself thinking what he does actually requires quite a lot of talent.


 No.87310

>>87309

Not gonna bother watching it but I'll still say, No, not funny.


 No.87311

File: 5b4f1a74a4f5631⋯.jpg (37.33 KB, 500x375, 4:3, dom-dagostino.jpg)

>>87299

It's fine sautrated fat is good.

Polyunsaturated fat is bad.

Check out:

Dr. Dominic D'Agostino

>ketonutrition.org


 No.87312

>>87311

Can you just go back to shilling poochan and stop trying to fit in pajeet ?


 No.87313

>>87304

I told his wife once that I was "cleaned up" about a year after I quit smoking dope, staying up all night, playing music at 4am and having strange weirdos coming around at all times. She acted like she didn't know.


 No.87314

>>87306

Make each meal 1/3 protein, 1/3 carbs, 1/3 fats.

Or get close.


 No.87315

>>87311

Also download of a copy of the Anabolic Diet (later renamed the Metablic Diet). The doctor who wrote it was responsible for getting the US weightlifting team off of steroids without sacrificing too many of their gains.


 No.87316

>>87315

Thanks will do.


 No.87317

>>87315

In a nutshell: No more than 30g of carbohydrate per day, 66% fat / 33% protein Monday through Friday. Weekends you flipped it and carbed up. This restored glycogen, making a massive leg day possible on the Monday.


 No.87318

>>87311

>sorry

ketonutrition [dot] org


 No.87319

>>87310

You saved yourself time and headache.

He's an annoying cunt


 No.87320

File: 193cba67f07caf4⋯.png (97.26 KB, 200x320, 5:8, CRAAAAAIIIIIIIGGGG.png)

File: e57c105d558ace5⋯.png (59.47 KB, 238x267, 238:267, craigsbro.png)

>>87311

That spastic looking cunt should get a job at liquorland


 No.87321

>>87313

Do you feel embarrassed by your previous lifestyle?


 No.87322

File: a8c74fa8458bcc7⋯.jpg (74.8 KB, 763x566, 763:566, Seven Samurai 2.jpg)

>>87186

>that scene from the 7 samurai


 No.87323

>>87314

The stress of worrying about that or worrying about losing weight is probably worse than gaining any.


 No.87324

>>87321

Not really, I feel like I could justify going back to it sometimes.

The only real downside is that I had to know fuckheads in order to buy drugs.


 No.87325

>>87324

>I feel like I could justify going back to it sometimes

Very concerning.


 No.87326

>>87324

>>87321

Oh, and it made me accept doing nothing.

I could sit and smoke 300 cones a day and not get bored.


 No.87327

>>87324

>I had to know fuckheads in order to buy drugs

I ktf m8

When I stopped smoking I was embarrassed at the cunts I put up with to score


 No.87328

File: 6cb06f53e3d56fc⋯.png (29.53 KB, 710x577, 710:577, 1527395995758.png)

tfw mummybot made pizza for dinner

yay


 No.87329

>>87327

If you keep scoring long enough you become one of those cunts yourself.


 No.87330

File: 190cb7be09efbca⋯.jpg (28.99 KB, 450x600, 3:4, 12042612_174764869531641_6….jpg)

>>87328

Don't forget to share some with the TVnig


 No.87331

>>87327

Yeah, I think it is the gateway drug but mostly because you have to know criminals who potentially could sell other shit to get some.

Those fuckheads is one of the reasons why I don't like going to the shops or public transport.

Shit cunts who at the time I thought were cool because they could score.


 No.87332

>>87317

Over time that kills off the flora that live in your large intestine and, after the flora eats the two linings of mucin (a carbohydrate) as they attempt to stay alive, you get colitis and/or celiacs, and it can cause ketoacidosis where your blood turns to acid.

Carbs are important be careful.


 No.87333

>>87332

Are you lost ?

/fit/ is somewhere else.

Just follow the smell of semen and anal bleeding


 No.87335

NK I hope you're safe, there is a woman on ABC news from Joondalup but I couldnt see you in the frame.


 No.87336

That fucking jordan video.

Now I have ariana grande stuck in my head


 No.87337

>>87335

I am worried. this is the second day he has been gone.


 No.87338

>>87323

Nah it's really just that balanced meal meme from back in the day.

And you get to eat what the fuck you want.

BLT on sprouted whole-grain bread with greens, tomato, and avocado from my garden on it.

All greasy and shit.

Yum.

Eat fat get skinny.


 No.87339

>>87335

Did she walk funny?


 No.87340

>>87335

He's waiting till they turn the camera off.

Crafty NK


 No.87341

>>87320

Not without a missing tooth it won't


 No.87342

File: 0a93f0d0689c12b⋯.png (56.64 KB, 201x419, 201:419, NKpepe.png)

>>87337

I think he was here yesterday.


 No.87343

Anyone else feel like we've got two seppo dietbots having a conversation in our thread ?

>>87341

I can sort that out for him


 No.87344

>>87339

She was seated on a longue it looked like, he may have already visited her

>>87340

I was thinking that to


 No.87345

>>87343

Are you going to show him how to use:

https://qualifyme.edu.au/


 No.87346

>>87342

link to his post(s) from yesterday please.


 No.87347

>>87346

It was one where someone said "I haven't seen him today"

and the reply was "you weren't looking very hard"

Something like that anyway, I don't really know if it was him.


 No.87348

>>87335

Was she at dans? I don't think neetking goes anywhere else


 No.87349


 No.87350

>>87347

That was nk relaying his observations from outside that neets window


 No.87351

>>87348

He goes to kfc and the halal meatpack place


 No.87352

He's probably just resting up after a hard days raping.

All rape and no play makes NK a dull NEET


 No.87353

>>87349

I thought that guy was leaning on glass so seeing that big cat jump down was spooky


 No.87354

>>87348

Good point. She wasn't.


 No.87355

>>87352

You don't keep a healthy neet tan by raping during daylight hours


 No.87356

>>87343

sorry


 No.87357

>>87355

Unless you wear your patented rapecoat and a hat


 No.87358

>>87357

The hat (((neetking))) wears doesn't stop the sun


 No.87359

File: f0af9efe26362fa⋯.jpg (186.06 KB, 664x701, 664:701, 4dafc3f600f671f1df99ec7410….jpg)

>tfw mum throws out your rapecoat and says she didn't think you wore it any more


 No.87360

>>87358

His hair does though


 No.87361

>>87360

Didn't he get a haircut recently?


 No.87362

>>87359

>BUT MUMMMMM !!! THERES A NEW QT 2 DOORS DOWN !!!


 No.87363

>>87362

3 doors down


 No.87364

File: 6397753ed4a06ea⋯.png (2.28 KB, 683x42, 683:42, FoundHim.png)

It's alright guys, I found NK

He's posting on /b/


 No.87365


 No.87366

NK is a wagie, he is busy waging


 No.87367

>>87366

I hope so.


 No.87368

I just had a thought.

Our threads must be damn near indecipherable to non-regulars


 No.87369

>>87368

Lurking for a week will make them pretty clear.


 No.87370

NOBODY BEATS DAN MURPHY'S


 No.87371

>>87368

I've been here for years and even i have no idea what half these posts are about


 No.87372

PEPE ON MY WRIST CAN'T TELL ME SHIT


 No.87373

>>87371

a lot of them are about you.


 No.87374

>>87371

Lol, yeah.I disappear for a while now and then and it takes me a few weeks to understand most of it when I return.


 No.87375

>>87373

Silly neet, all of them are about me.


 No.87376

File: 11e81efe03d1dc0⋯.png (118.92 KB, 757x474, 757:474, LordDan.png)

>>87375

You lie mortal

This is my thread


 No.87377

>>87376

Dan is a bad bad man.


 No.87378

>>87376

You're just a figment of my imagination, danposterneet


 No.87379

File: cf0d3986c29cc02⋯.jpg (103.44 KB, 620x387, 620:387, 1529047903421.jpg)

>tfw depressed


 No.87380

>>87379

Clean your room. Get that food and drink off your bed.


 No.87381

>>87379

If I tried sleeping like that, all that shit would end up smashed on the floor.


 No.87382

>>87380

Tommorow


 No.87383

>>87381

I would draw it all to me as the mattress sagged with my executive heft.


 No.87384

>>87380

I read that as "drink your bed"

Which was funnier.


 No.87385

>>87384

>drink your bed

Only if it was a water bed.


 No.87386

>>87380

fuck off mummybot


 No.87387

>>87385

Imagine having a water bed filled with goon and have a slurp as the mood took you.


 No.87388

>>87386

Just wait until your father gets home.


 No.87389

>>87388

He's not my real dad you whore


 No.87390

>>87389

Don't speak to your mother that way young man

It's the cupboard for you again tonight


 No.87391

>>87387

If you had pillows stuffed with KFC you'd never need to move


 No.87392

>>87391

imagine the acne that would cause


 No.87393

Extreme aboriginal prolapse


 No.87394

>>87392

Would that matter if you never left your bed though ?


 No.87395

>>87394

it's all good until the acne reaches your neet stick


 No.87396

Dazed aboriginal prositute


 No.87397

File: 3f3c42bc9552aaa⋯.jpg (35.67 KB, 362x346, 181:173, CjcQBE6.jpg)

>>87390

>It's the cupboard for you again tonight


 No.87398

>>87395

Ah, but by then you'd be so executive from the KFC and goon lyfe you couldn't even find your neet stick


 No.87399

>>87398

There was an executive NEET here who talked about how much "usable" dick he had.


 No.87400

>>87393

>>87396

NK has arrived, good afternoon champ


 No.87401

>>87400

I am not NK but I am trying to communicate with him.


 No.87402

>>87401

Like a smoke signal? Maybe burn KFC and goon and he will appear


 No.87403

>>87401

That's just what NK would say


 No.87404

Maybe NK is more sensitive than we realised and he felt bullied by getting called a boong all the time?


 No.87405

>>87403

I don't have a blue astra but wish I could own a blue astra


 No.87406


 No.87407

Dan you've done it again. I bought all the Little Fat Lambs that were on clearance at $2 each can and I've got 6 cans. Will drink 2 or perhaps even 3 cans tonight. I'm drinking a strawberry and lime one right now. What are you guys drinking on this Friday night?


 No.87408

Carn iggs


 No.87409

>>87407

I think you could down all six.


 No.87410

>>87407

I don't touch the poison.


 No.87411

>>87410

Just have a sip of goon


 No.87412

>>87407

I was gonna buy a bottle of Glenfiddich but I've still got about 1/3 of the old one.

That should do me


 No.87414

>>87413

Drink some goon and have a gay wank then


 No.87416

File: 6ae94d8f357e6c6⋯.jpg (184.13 KB, 875x540, 175:108, MahDinner.jpg)

Are these 2 pasties enough for a growing NEETs dinner ?


 No.87417

>>87415

Nothing wrong with being a homosexual


 No.87418

>>87416

I think so, the council approves.


 No.87419

>>87418

Good.

had to stop with the pies 'cos of my wonky guts but the pasties don't seem to set it off.


 No.87420

>>87416

They look like a good starter.


 No.87421

>>87416

Depends on how shit tier they are, only good pasties I've had have come from bakeries.


 No.87422

>>87421

They're pretty decent, not servo quality rubbish.

There's actual detectable bits of meat and recognisable veg in them.


 No.87423

I prefer my pasties vegetarian. I think meat detracts from the experience.


 No.87424

>>87423

The best pizza I ever ate was sandwiching a veggie slice onto a meat lovers slice

Best of both worlds


 No.87425

>>87420

I agree


 No.87426

>tfw slim NEET being diet shamed by the executive NEETs


 No.87427

>>87426

Skeles need to learn their place.


 No.87428

>>87427

They are lucky we let them have a place at all.


 No.87429

>>87423

I think your mum drank while pregnant with you.


 No.87430

File: bd39697a1c5d3c1⋯.jpg (70.37 KB, 960x853, 960:853, d8b9f507923b955f86b0a3187e….jpg)

>>87427

>>87428

I'm sorry, I'll keep it down


 No.87431

File: 4f66113adff8c56⋯.png (182.39 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, con_rb_chow_mein_mince_12x….png)

This is some good shit with cabbage and broccoli.


 No.87432

>>87430

You just need to bulk up a little.


 No.87433

>>87431

I never liked that stuff.


 No.87434

>>87431

I personally enjoy my local delicacy, Chicken Chow Meow.


 No.87435

>>87433

Fight me, my area code is 4701.


 No.87436

>>87432

I can't, my guts have gone to shit.

I'm an inskele


 No.87437

>>87435

I'll send the executive army.


 No.87438

>>87436

>I'm an inskele

Involuntary skele?


 No.87439

File: 050d03212dbd41a⋯.png (2 MB, 1080x1259, 1080:1259, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 73f5a945797c35d⋯.png (1.76 MB, 1080x1080, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 6036cf9476d36e0⋯.png (4.86 MB, 2208x1469, 2208:1469, ClipboardImage.png)

File: f6b034ec8591af4⋯.png (542.79 KB, 640x853, 640:853, ClipboardImage.png)

Night, fellas.


 No.87440


 No.87441

>>87439

G'night m8

Dream of beautiful white grills


 No.87442

>>87399

Did he get to use it much?


 No.87443

>>87439

Night non-Aboriginal poster


 No.87444

File: 8b616dd26552d85⋯.jpg (9.28 KB, 355x265, 71:53, 718jT2xusaL._SX355_.jpg)


 No.87445

File: f271b6b681598a8⋯.jpg (15.9 KB, 210x341, 210:341, 13244874_1617668398552197_….jpg)

>>87444

Time for me to eat and watch my shows too

G'night NEETs


 No.87446

>>87431

I used to like that. "Mild Mince Curry" wasn't bad either.


 No.87447

>>87439

Goodnight.


 No.87448

>>87446

Just buy some Keens curry powder and use that.


 No.87449

>>87442

It had never been used unfortunately. But it was still usable.


 No.87450

Thought provoking aboriginal prositute


 No.87451

>>87445

Goodnight Bazza


 No.87452

>>87450

Has a boong ever had a thought?


 No.87454

>>87452

Being a boong is a thought


 No.87455

Unharmed aboriginal children


 No.87456

>>87455

Lol, a mythical creature


 No.87457

Unpaid aboriginal child support


 No.87458

Big depressed boong


 No.87459

Boong speed bump


 No.87460

Aboriginal white nationalist


 No.87461

Speed bump named after aboriginal prositute


 No.87462

HEY MALCOLM!!!


 No.87463

BRUCE THE GOOSE


 No.87464

Bruce the goose flying the spruce goose.


 No.87465

Goose the duce


 No.87466

Complex goon equation


 No.87467

Eating a kool mint rather than a nicabate. I don't think this will do.

Maybe a fishermans friend will be he right substitute, I need something that has a burning feeling.


 No.87468

Been playing minecraft for the past 2 hours and come back to not one post worth replying to.

Friday night brings all those other NEETs.


 No.87469

>>87468

Do not be a NEET snob.


 No.87470

File: bbdabe5109acf87⋯.jpg (92.67 KB, 1000x1114, 500:557, 23a7f677d9f74c653207d436cf….jpg)

>>87468

>minecraft


 No.87471

>>87467

Are you finally giving up the mints?


 No.87472

>>87469

ok, these >>87364 >>87379 >>87416 >>87444 >>87445 were ok.

They can have their (You)'s but mostly for pic quality.


 No.87473


 No.87474

>>87473

What are you apologising for, cunt?


 No.87475

>>87470

Nothing wrong with an almost 30 year old man playing games made for primary school children

It's relaxing and I get a sense of achievement

>>87471

I bought those kool mints for that purpose, maybe I should get the lower dose but I have a feeling I'll just eat twice as many of them.


 No.87476

>>87474

Not giving those NEETs their (You)'s they worked so hard for. I'd expect an apology if it happened to me.


 No.87477

>>87476

I'm here to shitpost, not get (you)'s


 No.87478

>>87475

Good on you mate. Those mints were always an undignified addiction.


 No.87479

>>87477

You are why some NEETs refer to me as a NEET snob. Not all NEETs are equal.


 No.87480

>>87479

You're the reason I drink at night.


 No.87481


 No.87482


 No.87483


 No.87484


 No.87485


 No.87486

We can't afford text anymore, we have to ration what we can


 No.87487

>>87478

They are more socially acceptable than smoking but when I have them i sometimes get funny looks from people and having an addiction (even though it is seen as I "used" to have an addiction rather than have one at present) makes me look like a weak person in some ways. I can feel that people do lessen their perception of me when I say that I was a smoker or that I've been eating the mints for 3 years.

I'd prefer it if my smoking past was just not acknowledged.


 No.87488

Linux VPN testing in progress


 No.87489

So far so good


 No.87490

File: 02e7d21c169bb2e⋯.jpg (35.11 KB, 800x450, 16:9, oogaboogaaa.jpg)

Drunk and angry

No exams for a week. Tonight's plan smoke weed for the first time in 3 months to celebrate exams. Tomorrow's plan sleep until noon, smoke weed hit the gym and watch a movie. Mummy at 5PM tonight: neet you'll be looking after the kiddos tomorrow, drive them to soccer then their friend's place then take them home and take care of them until I get home at night.

I will not be smoking tonight. I will not be smoking tomorrow. I will not be going to the gym. I will not be seeing a movie.

GGRGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGRGRGGRGRGRGR


 No.87491

File: 19db19f0460d3ee⋯.jpg (13.89 KB, 375x333, 125:111, BeSUF_pCIAAt_VO.jpg)

>tfw you think of the perfect pic after you press post.


 No.87492

>>87487

Those are very sensible thoughts.


 No.87493


 No.87494

>>87490

Family is more important than your nasty weed. cherish your time with them and be grateful that you are able to do things for them.


 No.87495

File: 2855148c3eda9b9⋯.jpg (56.1 KB, 799x450, 799:450, oogaboogaaa2.jpg)

I will be wake up at 7AM, cajoling kids to get ready for soccer then standing around for an hour next to soccer parents who look at me with contempt because I'm a neet. Fuck I hate those people.


 No.87496

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>87490

This song makes sense for that context.

I think it does anyway.

You will remain hungry for another week ganjaNEET.


 No.87497

File: 1a1bf363dc253ed⋯.png (141.3 KB, 605x800, 121:160, 1502076462358.png)

It is bed time for me NEETs. Good night.

Good night quality NEET.


 No.87498

>>87497

Good night NEET.


 No.87499

>>87495

How do they know you're NEET?


 No.87500

File: fa5e7db3a96c860⋯.jpg (71.5 KB, 600x600, 1:1, gnat.jpg)

>>87497

I was expecting that to say snobNEET

Good night best interestsNEET I know you have mine at heart and that is a good feel.


 No.87501

>>87499

They know.


 No.87502

>>87500

>I was expecting that to say snobNEET

I thought it would be too pejorative.

I do have your best interests at heart but I don't expect anyone to be perfect. The Lord knows I am not even close myself. I accept people as they are.


 No.87503

>>87499

I think he might be the one with the man bun ponytail.


 No.87504

>>87502

I understand man, I also feel that way for you. We are what we are but having a kind, directing word from a friend helps.


 No.87505

>>87503

Are all long haired men unemployed?


 No.87506

File: 66c6a983946a51a⋯.jpg (555.8 KB, 1879x1209, 1879:1209, Volkswagen_.JPG)

r8 my rape van


 No.87507

>>87505

No, rock stars exist.


 No.87508

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.87509

>>87497

Good night sleepy NEET


 No.87510

File: 5bc78c42e183418⋯.png (52.15 KB, 485x316, 485:316, 1317341136495.png)

>>87504

I have just been trying to support what you have been doing yourself. I am so impressed with what you have achieved.


 No.87511

>>87507

It's money for nothing and the chicks are free.


 No.87512

Freshly cleaned and showered NEET


 No.87513

>>87511

I want my MTV


 No.87514

I want my DSP


 No.87515

>>87506

There would be a lot of rocking while the rape was taking place in the back. Would be very conspicuous. You need something with more solid construction.


 No.87516

File: d11dc64fc38beab⋯.gif (1.19 MB, 300x217, 300:217, tumblr_o2gknvmCYA1umx2kso1….gif)

File: b3b30886489305c⋯.gif (1.73 MB, 300x217, 300:217, 2c82e55b3000cc573e2167008f….gif)

File: a68c7a753c8bb93⋯.gif (3.67 MB, 320x320, 1:1, n4Z5ZYa.gif)

File: 580abdcd583d8f7⋯.gif (8.04 MB, 320x320, 1:1, HD8f.gif)

dude


 No.87517

>>87513

A custom kitchen


 No.87518

>>87516

I hope those people also put their talent towards more fruitful pursuits than drugs.


 No.87519

>>87517

Delivery


 No.87520

>>87518

They came up when I was looking for smoking mask >>87491


 No.87521

>>87519

I should've learned to play the guitar.


 No.87522

>>87521

I should've learned to play them drums


 No.87523

>>87522

Look at that mama, stickin in the camera.


 No.87524

File: 151098dfd69044d⋯.jpg (824.8 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1528520044784.jpg)

Fuck im just in a tired daze starring at my screen, time to go to bed.


 No.87525

>>87524

Good night NEET


 No.87526

>>87524

Good night then. Fucking around with Linux has mentally drained me more than I thought, so I'm off to bed to.


 No.87527

>>87524

Goodnoight.


 No.87528

>>87524

Image searching that pic comes up with some strange shit.

>>87526

Night mate


 No.87529

>tfw unintellegent


 No.87530

>>87495

nz neet?


 No.87531


 No.87532

>>87531

that's illegible, not intelligent


 No.87533

Neetking you boong


 No.87534

File: edd7cc7d950aa44⋯.png (337.23 KB, 497x544, 497:544, 1455489376240.png)

File: adc7da13771e628⋯.png (297.42 KB, 555x690, 37:46, 1458560753816.png)

File: 50ba736b9fed39b⋯.jpg (51.28 KB, 512x512, 1:1, 1491915100870.jpg)

>>87397

guyaa~


 No.87535

>>87468

>Friday night brings all those other NEETs.

oh, so that's what day it was. thanks guy


 No.87536

>>87493

i do NOT want to read this


 No.87537

File: d52bf410f362254⋯.jpg (612.01 KB, 1055x1400, 211:280, Eto.jpg)

i am back from my work function Goodnight NEETs


 No.87538

>>87537

Not even going to stick around with your good mates who stayed up waiting for you to come home?


 No.87539

>>87538

i can if you want.


 No.87540

>>87539

How was the work function, what did you order? i hope you got something expensive for bossman to pay for.


 No.87541

>>87540

i got the scallops for the entree snapper fillet for the main and strawberry panna cotta and six or seven craft beers it was nice.


 No.87542

>>87541

Real wagiedom sounds glamorous.


 No.87543

File: e070d72cfa3f856⋯.jpg (26.08 KB, 512x400, 32:25, hyattblood.jpg)

>>87220

>engaged dancehall

Has ALR stopped being shit yet?


 No.87544

>>87542

it was pretty fun honestly. especially once i got some liquid courage into me but we never got to the whiskey which was disappointing.


 No.87545

File: 3a5c52d5eb78ce2⋯.jpg (72.29 KB, 640x359, 640:359, iutf40.jpg)

Sorry for asking you to stay up asianenthusiastNEET, I'm crashing now anyhow.

Good to hear you had a nice night.

Good night friends.


 No.87546

>>87544

You seemed pretty worried beforehand, did you have any near misses of sperging?

Whenever I have one of those I can't seem to get back on track. I don't drink these days so maybe if I still did I wouldn't over think it and roll with it more.


 No.87547

>>87545

goodnight


 No.87548

>>87546

not that i can think of. but it probably was the alcohol in me talking an i think i was doing better than i was but everyone else was drunk so i doubt they would have noticed.


 No.87549

Been a pretty good day today but I am really fucking tired, see you tomorrow NEETs.


 No.87550

>>87549

See you NEET


 No.87551

We really should have more late night posting on a Friday night. Even the wagies should be able


 No.87552

>tfw no gf


 No.87553

File: 238d8b3393ab9ff⋯.jpg (129.27 KB, 500x417, 500:417, 1290949825702.jpg)

>>87552

>tfw gf


 No.87554

>>87553

really?


 No.87555

>>87543

sorry i just posted it because it had an abbo in the picture next to a fumo


 No.87556

File: b01d8d0f511fdb0⋯.jpg (18.79 KB, 720x426, 120:71, tfw no gf.jpg)


 No.87557

File: d18a16d117cd50e⋯.jpg (30.96 KB, 600x423, 200:141, 1432005680690.jpg)

>>87554

>>87556

Even the biggest nerd these days has a guardian force.


 No.87558

>>87557

sorry i have a rule against playing games with quicktime or cutscenes. go sell your budget cgi mov on dvd. games are for playing not watching


 No.87559

Yo /ausneets/ was wondering if anyone knew where I could sell myself?


 No.87560

I am a slave to my dick. just had 2 wanks.

>tfw no gf to pin me down and tantalize me for hours


 No.87561

>>87560

https://creativenovels.com/yandere-megami-no-hakoniwa/yandere-megami-no-hakoniwa-volume-1-prologue/

just now finished reading an isekai where the females are literally slaves to the man's dick.


 No.87562

>>87559

chapel street. more specifically personals sites. just do the m4m subject and say you want reward. copy the format you find there.

if youre going to keep doing it remember that it's not an easy job


 No.87563

who /real NEET hours/ here


 No.87564

And can you tell me NEETo's why I still can't get to sleep

And night-times just a blur,mummybot forgot my treat

And what's this rash that comes and goes, now it's spreading to my feet

God help me, I was only a NEET


 No.87565

>>87564

Is that poerty?


 No.87566

>>87565

Nah, it's a rewrite of a verse from "I was only 19"

I couldn't get to sleep and it stuck in my head


 No.87567

And can you tell me, doctor, why I still can't get to sleep?

And night time's just a jungle dark and a barking M.16?

And what's this rash that comes and goes, can you tell me what it means?

God help me

I was only nineteen


 No.87568

>>87561

Reading this now. On page 3.


 No.87569

File: eb0cb34641a271f⋯.png (123.06 KB, 477x311, 477:311, eb0cb34641a271f5ce26d30d39….png)

Any other insomnia neets aboard this ship? I've been awake for an hour or so, waiting for meds to send me back to sleep.


 No.87570

File: 075e4f555f4d1db⋯.png (89.74 KB, 250x241, 250:241, TiredPepe.png)

>>87569

I'm in the same boat fellow insomniaNEET

Woke up at 1am with my guts going mad.

Gonna try and read for a bit soon see if I can sleep again


 No.87571

>>87570

gonna turn on the heater - it'll be easier to fall asleep if it's warm


 No.87572

>>87571

I usually just wait it out.

I read a thing on sleep cycles years back and I'm pretty sure my "sleep windows" are 4 hours apart.

Which is coming up soon thank fuck.

Anyhow, good luck with getting to sleep m8, Imma try again now myself.


 No.87573

File: 8ca2b84921d6792⋯.png (1.32 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, MIKU.png)


 No.87574

Morning, Gentlefolk.

I hope each of you has a lovely day.


 No.87575

>>87564

good stuff


 No.87576

File: d5fdf7020e3c187⋯.jpg (19.01 KB, 350x249, 350:249, img-cro1.jpg)

Good morning friends

>>87574

Morning mate


 No.87577

>>87576

Morning. That's a nice schoolhouse(?).


 No.87578

>>87577

I'm not sure what that is, that's what it looks like to me though.


 No.87579

>>87577

>>87576

>BAYOU LACROIX CEMETERY

>Located where the Holy Cross Church once stood. It has an Indian burial ground in the center of the cemetery.

So that's why I saved that pic


 No.87580

Tfw haven't slept


 No.87581

>>87580

I wish I slept more, I couldn't get to sleep til about 2.


 No.87582

>>87581

I could have slept longer, but I have petrol and supermarket shopping to do before the normal people go out.


 No.87583

File: d2dd3073876badf⋯.png (630.79 KB, 526x682, 263:341, ClipboardImage.png)

That awkward moment when you wonder why /pol/ are talking about Neet King, and then realise they are referring to North Korea.


 No.87584

>>87583

That is an awesome pepe

I feel like that when I see NK, most of what they are both about is the same so it;s sort of interchangeable.


 No.87585

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.87586

$1.75 for Vortex 95

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


 No.87587

>>87586

Unless your car needs it why not just fill up with unleaded 91?


 No.87588

>>87587

The manual suggests it goes better on it. You're probably right though.


 No.87589

>>87586

I saw 91 for $1.60 at a few places and hen one place had $1.30

..and oil's as cheap as it was years ago but petrol is at this price. It's all a big wrought.


 No.87590

>>87589

Yeah, they're having a laugh.

I don't know why government can't pass legislation typing petrol price to some fixed multiplier of barrel price.


 No.87591

>>87589

Pajeets petrol stations have running costs and tax of up to 30 cents per litre is on fuel. Petrol could be a lot cheaper with less taxes.


 No.87592

>>87588

>>87589

>>87587

cant wait to get my japanese electric car

but then…

>electric cars will be cheaper to buy and run after 5000km a year by 2020 in some countries

fuck y-

>but in australia that date will be more like 2028

how much was that fish oil conversion again?

orz


 No.87593

>>87590

isnt it the (((government))) who taxes it 50c on the liter in the first place?


 No.87594

Time to wage, have a good day NEETs.


 No.87595

>>87593

Even so. Cap it at 50c + (1.1 x barrel price). If the Pajeets and Shahins can't survive on that margin, fuck 'em.


 No.87596

>>87594

Have a good one.


 No.87597

>>87594

wait! please tell me your girlfriends address. i need to 'take care' of her while you're gone. can't have an upstanding member of society's girl be lonely during the day, can we?


 No.87598

>>87597

You are very honourable, NEET.


 No.87599

File: 7534d08156f482a⋯.png (1.22 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out071392.png)

>>87574

>>87576

>>87577

>>87580

>>87581

Morning NEETs. See you in the shops before all the normies get there.


 No.87600

>>87599

Morning Karen.


 No.87601

I literally don't even look at the petrol price. I just go in to my regular servo and fill up. I only look at the number of litres I am putting in, not the price on the bowser either.


 No.87602

>>87594

Good luck. Have a good day. See you when you get home.


 No.87603

Good morning NEETs. Another morning where I did not take doggo for his walk. It was raining and my knee was throbbing again. Why does it only hurt when I am in bed? I don't feel anything from it during the day.


 No.87604

>>87601

It depends on where you live. If you live rural without massive price flucations that would be fine. I wouldn't be loyal in metropolitan area where massive price increases occur. Then again it depends on what you drive, I drive big clunky 4wd so 10-20c litre different on 80 to 90 litres matters (I fill it up when it's cheapest but there is still heaps of fuel for another week but the price could increase by then so it's strategic to fill up).


 No.87605

>>87603

Good morning. Resting in bed with body aches is never a good idea. I know someone who believed they needed more rest and had four days off work in bed (extreme example) and complained they were more sore afterwards. Getting moving and having rest feels like a better solution than complete immobility in bed.


 No.87606

>>87605

I ain't staying in bed all day. I am just not going for a walk this morning.


 No.87607

>>87606

go for a wank instead - everyone needs exercise


 No.87608

File: b7fe3a825e7e177⋯.jpg (44.26 KB, 340x340, 1:1, 1529017973737.jpg)

>cold during the night

>sunny during the day


 No.87609

File: 4587723c64eb4ef⋯.jpeg (11.18 KB, 248x204, 62:51, download (4).jpeg)

>tfw refreshed after a good sleep


 No.87610

>tfw slightly hungover


 No.87611

>tfw boner


 No.87612

The shaving razor's cold and it stings


 No.87613

So Mummybot says to me this morning "have you considered donating your body to Japan for whale research?"

Need a new thread soon.


 No.87614

>>87608

>cold during the night

Bad.

>sunny during the day

Good.


 No.87615

>>87613

She did not.


 No.87616

Had 4 wants throughout the night and morning. My balls are empty and my dick hurts


 No.87617

>>87615

She did. I was driving her back from the shop and she was lecturing me about my weight.


 No.87618

>>87616

The 4 wants are:

Dan's

KFC

Karen


 No.87619

>>87617

Tell her you won't drive her around any more if she is going to be nasty.


 No.87621

G'morning NEETs

I feel hungover and I didn't even get drunk, fuckin' ripped off

>>87618

That's only 3 wants


 No.87622

>>87621

>That's only 3 wants

Karen has 2 holes


 No.87623

>>87621

Sometimes KFC gives me a hangover.


 No.87624

>>87622

AH, kinda fell into that one didn't I ?

fuck, they ARE big holes


 No.87628

New Thread: >>87625

New Thread: >>87625

New Thread: >>87625

New Thread: >>87625

New Thread: >>87625

New Thread: >>87625


 No.87630

This thread was wonderful.


 No.87632

>>87630

Was not


 No.87633

>>87632

Was too


 No.87634

FIN




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