No.86869
The grave waits for us all. but that doesn't mean we should be in a rush to get there.
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No.86873
>>86869
You forgot the # before the number NEET.
No.86874
hey cunts don't mean to annoy again but 8chan cup is back and not only are we in it but /unna/ too so go and bugger these threads
>>>/8cup/140
>>>/8cup/152
No.86875
>>86873
I am anti drugs. I don't use that symbol.
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No.86877
Anyone have the NEET Gang video?
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I asked her. Don't know if I should say any further details in case I derail the thread.
No.86881
Ate KFC this morning. My piss smells like KFC now.
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>>86882
>>86883
She said she loved me too but had worries of her future and all the complications. I told her my plans and laid my intentions out for myself and her in the future months, into years. I was sitting on her desk chair and she was on her bed fidgeting. I grabbed her hand and got her off the bed and hugged her for half a minute or so and held myself back from crying.
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>>86884
I am not sure whether I can buy into this story.
No.86886
>>86884
That amount of guts deserves a (you).
No.86887
>>86884
This is a strange story.
No.86888
Anyone here managed to get bux for mental problems?
I have a bad case of the schitzo, but I don't know what the process is for gibbs
No.86889
>>86888
Talk it out with the other voices and see if they have any ideas.
No.86890
>>86874
I don't think you understand what /unna/ is about.
No.86891
>>86884
>>86880
Are you impersonating cheesecake?
No.86892
>>86891
It is a bit too similar
No.86893
All alone in prime NEEThours.
Anyone else up?
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>>86894
How do you do fellow lateNEET?
What are you up to?
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>>86895
I might have something else to eat.
No.86898
>>86897
>>86896
Friendly late night NEETs.
I'm drinking green cordial.
No.86899
>>86891
>>86891
Nevermind, I realized he is the NEET with the roommate from last thread.
No.86900
>>86898
Are you mixing it with any alcohol?
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No.86902
>>86898
I'm drinking red cordial myself
No.86903
Well that's enough for today, I'm going to hit the hay.
Good night friends.
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No.86905
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
theres a new multi platform TES game for mobile
https://www.roadtovr.com/elder-scrolls-blades-vr-mobile-high-end-crossplay-e3-2018/
>>86160
yeah, if the zoe kogan thing was a little bigger i reaken you could power it with a $1000 solar/inverter for 10km a day
>>86203
>>86229
pretty sure its been a hippy meme since the 70s. diesel may be the best mad-max engine tech ever, since you can grow your own fuel. tho since we have sub-$50k electric vans out now and more coming soon a NEET like me just couldnt be f'd to risk exploding to save money. its all about not meeting people. the 0 emissions may feel good but thats a distant 2rd.
i looked at a few buses since theyre the ultimate and come with shower/toilet/desk for 50" PC monitor but we wont see cheap electric camper buses for a long time. maybe ill convert the renault van when i take up my trade.
has anyone ever seen a farmbot irl? you could mount that on a bus im sure but idk if its any better than just buying or growing normally… it would be good if some algae synthesizer existed that had one tap for car fual and one for human fuel…
>>86655
>>86721
western hentai is hot. especially if its based on game chars drawn by fat politically-atheist women.
No.86906
>>86899
can you link relevant posts? i missed them
No.86907
>>86884
>>86761
>>86766
>>tfw more money than ever but not a single male friend
im moving in with my NEET friend when she quits her job. she suggested i get a double bed and we kinda did things before when drunk but im not sure if she wants to remember it. tbh i dont really want that kinda pressure but i need to get away from mumbot.
she talked about having friends over and if im ok with that since itll just be our house. im excited for that but also anxious to meet her friends who i dont know, if theyll want to be friends with me after i give them the NEET shoulder coz i know we have nothing to bond over and they take it to mean i dont want to be friends or dont care/wtv
she will be my only regular contact irl for the forseeable future when i finally move out
tl;dr im interested in how this goes for possible future reference
>>86770
can you come over when she brings her friends over? i may need someone to retreat toward when the social situation becomes too… active
>>86774
thats too bad…
anyway nice to have someone besides cheezy in a crazy relationship… sorry big cheeze
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>>86909
Become refreshed
Have a goon
No.86914
>>86913
It's a bit early for goon even by NEET standards isn't it ?
No.86915
>>86914
Only two more hours till it's 10am in Eastern States.
No.86917
>>86916
M8 …..
I asked if you could give us a HAND !!
good morning
No.86918
>>86915
And thats' only 2 hours till midday which is normie drinking hours
No.86919
>>86908
That is cool. Still trying to work out where the shower is in relation to the cabin.
No.86920
>>86908
I forsee double rape in the near future
kinda funny that they have a complete mong bloke with 2 Staceys, buy our 4WD and you will get DA SEX!!!
No.86921
I'm the incel your CEO was warned about.
No.86922
>>86921
He won't be an incel anymore once the pills in that goon kick in
No.86923
>>86919
Looks like it's under the bed.
No.86924
Proud of myself for waking up early today m8s
No.86926
>>86925
Bet you're walking funny today, Karen.
No.86927
>>86910
>>86912
>>86916
>>86924
>>86925
Good morning NEETs.
No walk for doggo and I this morning. I think I need to rest up for a while and see if these leg pains go away. There was a painful throbbing this morning.
No.86928
>tfw had a throbber this morning
No.86929
>tfw had a slobber this morning
No.86930
>tfw killed a robber this morning
No.86931
>tfw fondled blubber this morning
No.86932
>tfw put on me best clobber this morning
No.86933
>tfw posted with me cobber this morning
No.86934
>tfw post reported by a dobber this morning
No.86936
>tfw not a sobber this morning
I was gonna post pretty much the same thing for dobber next ya bastard
No.86937
>tfw called a bastard by a knobber this morning
No.86938
>tfw watching head bobbers and hand jobbers
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No.86940
>tfw escaped john trying to give me a gobber this morning
No.86941
>>86939
Got posted twice, mebbe 3 times last thread m8y
No.86942
>tfw got drug tested with a swabber at work this morning
No.86943
>tfw drank a flagon of wobbla this morning
very bad attempt I know but I'm running dry
No.86944
>tfw applied my perfume with a dauber this morning
No.86946
>tfw wiped up my spillage with an absorber this morning
No.86947
>tfw suspected mental disorder
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No.86949
>tfw promoted from shit kicker to lobber this morning
No.86950
>>86945
It bloody well is m8y, there's only so many words rhyme with obba
My brains starting to hurt
No.86951
Morning neets
Its 10am and i've had 3 cones already
>tfw depressed
No.86952
>>86951
Do you have a plan for when the munchies kick in?
No.86953
>>86951
>3 cones already
What flavour? I like plain vanilla with a flake stuck in.
No.86955
>>86905
>a farmbot irl
Not sure what that is.
Your idea of getting a bus rather than a van is the way to go though, a NEET needs his space.
>>86907
If you guys have already fucked I can see that going funny in a few ways, either you start fucking regularly (out of being bored/lonely) and become a couple or one of you sees someone else and the other gets jealous.
I dunno man, might be worth it to get away from mumbot but you may end up living the accidental gf experience.
Also, you're in a new environment, try out being a bit more sociable. As much as they dont have any interests you have, you might not have any they have. That's how everyone is, even the best of friends who click dont mesh entirely. Just hear them out, most people, even the normiest of people usually have some weird as fuck little quirks.
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No.86957
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>86951
Have a song to go with those cones
No.86958
>>86908
It is but it's a custom build and would be pretty pricey.
No.86959
>>86958
You could buy a house in the poorer parts of Adelaide for what that would cost.
No.86960
>>86957
That's a bit heavy for wake and bake.
No.86962
>>86920
I still don't get where the bathtub is.
No.86963
>>86961
>only one (you)
Good morning mate. I guess one is better than none.
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>>86961
Morning
>>86935
Morning
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>>86959
Yeah, the ute itself without the canopy bit would be close to 70k
No.86968
>>86963
I try to not let on that I have favourites.
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>>86963
>>86961
The early NEET gets the (you)'s
No.86973
WA for the win again !
https://8ch.net/n/res/631290.html#631315
Never before have I been so proud to be a PerthNEET
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>>86972
I never used to see the appeal of these, but they're starting to grow on me. Just about everybody at the gun club drives a 4x4 or big ass ute of some sort.
No.86976
>>86975
I used to dislike them too as it felt like some seppo shit but going bush and almost getting stuck in my little ute has made me want one. Some of them are just big without any guts though and I'm not clued in enough to know what models are for what.
No.86977
>>86976
I think many of them come 2x4 with 4x4 as an optional extra. Different options for the donk too.
No.86978
>>86976
Not positive but I think you're better off going for a basic tradie 4wd ute.
The more flash and chrome on it the more likely it's got a lawnmower engine under the hood.
No.86979
>>86977
>>86976
The higher ones are 4x4, the lower ones are just 2wd, they all come with decent reliable engines, I'd go with a diesel for basically any 4x4 though.
No.86980
>>86979
>I'd go with a diesel for basically any 4x4 though
More torque at lower RPMs?
No.86981
>>86952
just had a wank
gonna have a couple of eggs and toast
>>86957
this was p neet
i dont really listen to actual punk
and then i listened to it on headphones, and is real good, the panning is crazy good
>>86953
flake is good
>>86964
mornin
why a ute tho?
if you had a cab in the back, we could just neet around the country and sleep out the back
No.86982
>>86981
>if you had a cab in the back, we could just neet around the country and sleep out the back
That's what the pull-out awning on the roof is for.
No.86983
>>86978
>>86977
>>86979
Yeah, I was just looking at the flash ones out of my current price range.
For what I want them for a 2005-08 (there abouts) model would be ideal, I think those ones were all manual and not just built for looks.
I need to look in to them more but I'm thinking some of them are basically a camry with a bigger chassis
No.86984
>>86980
Yeah with big heavy vehicles you want more torque, also diesels get better fuel economy and can go underwater as long as you have a snorkel.
No.86985
>>86979
>they all come with decent reliable engines
Some of the ones where I work have got 450,000km on the clock and are having to be replaced because the rest of the vehicle has fallen apart. Engines are still going strong.
No.86986
>>86983
They are no Camry, the lowest models are very spartan and basic, they can take a lot of abuse and are pretty decent offroaders.
>>86985
Yeah that's pretty much standard for Toyotas, the newer diesels aren't as reliable since around 2013 they have this emission crap on them, DPF filter which basically traps soot and burns it later on, anyway they can get clogged for various reasons and cost thousands of dollars to replace.
No.86988
>>86987
two dongs, the lucky bastard
No.86989
>>86986
>the lowest models… can take a lot of abuse
>newer diesels aren't as reliable since around 2013
Thanks mate, I'll keep that in mind
No.86990
>>86989
If I was going to buy one, i'd get something like this
https://www.carsales.com.au/dealer/details/Toyota-Hilux-2005/OAG-AD-15841776/?Cr=23
The older body style but still good, even ones from 95' are still good as long as they have been looked after, I wouldn't get one over 250,000km though.
No.86992
Fucking hell leaving today for my holiday
No.86993
>>86990
Thanks buddy, I appreciate it.
I'm thinking my next car will be one like that and that isn't too pricey.
I'm just after something that can go practically anywhere. In my ute I get to some dirt roads and have to avoid them for risk of getting stuck.
No.86994
>>86993
You'll be able to pretty much go anywhere in a 4x4 Hilux.
No.86995
>>86991
Ancient dreamtime stories are filled with mentions of the mythical NK and his two donged destruction of mother earth.
No.86996
>>86994
Do you need to strap the differential on modern 4x4s when bush bashing?
No.86997
>>86881
>tfw you're pissing chicken soup
No.86998
>>86996
I think the newer models have an electronic locking diff so you don't need to get out and lock the hubs or anything like that.
No.86999
If trips we're all gonna make it.
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No.87004
I was downloading so much music last night that now the website I was using is has pushed Dan's out of frequently visited sites
No.87005
>>87003
I've never heard of that happening
No.87006
>>87005
Googling it tends to throw up videos about winch and snatch recovery of bogged vehicles, so it might be used for that.
No.87007
>>86992
Where are you going?
No.87008
I said I wasn't going to do my lifts today but it was so sunny and nice outside that I felt compelled to go out and do them. My shoulder injury seems to have healed. Even so I went light on the bench press after I noticed what might have been a few warning twinges in the early stages. I also only did my 5x5 squats with bodyweight since I think they are responsible for my leg problems.
Now I had better catch up on the posts I missed.
No.87009
>>87008
Did you remember to do some warm up reps?
No.87010
>>86972
>those fishing rod holders
No.87011
>>87009
Yes I started each exercise with just the bar itself and then increased slowly. I have learned my lesson.
No.87012
>>86995
I've heard rumours that the waggl is actually the larger of his two dongs
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No.87016
NEET King are you out there?
I hope he is okay. I hope he did not enter the sort of goon coma you don't wake up from.
No.87017
>>87016
he's with neet god now
No.87018
>>87016
The eternal goon coma awaits all who dabble with Dan.
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No.87021
>tfw have to go to a work function tonight
No.87022
>>87021
there must be a way to escape
No.87023
>>87021
Just make sure you don't get really drunk and try and shag your bosses wife
No.87024
>>87023
*unless she's into it and you hate your job
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No.87026
>>87022
no escape its a high class restaurant and my inner executive is wanting some high class food.
>>87023
>>87024
i will try not to.
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No.87028
>>87026
Is your inner executive also an outer executive?
No.87030
>>87026
high class restraunts are like high class whores.
After it's all over you're left broke,greasy and slightly disgusted with yourself.
No.87031
>>87030
Somebody's Mummybot didn't teach him any table manners…
No.87032
>>87028
no it's an outer foreman if not smaller i forget the sizes
>>87030
>After it's all over you're left broke
good thing the company is paying for it
No.87033
>>87031
She taught me it's rude to wank at the table, that'll do me for manners
>>87032
>good thing the company is paying for it
Yeah, can't argue with that tbh
No.87035
>>87034
there's a big cat in joondalup too
No.87036
I'd be more worries about being attacked by gangs of feral niggers if I was in sydney
No.87037
People just don't realise how big your standard house cat gets after a few generations gone feral.
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>>87038
My old cat was a tomcat, so feral with a home.
He got up to 12kg and was 1.1 m from nose to tail tip.
No.87040
>>87038
this is a pic of NK holding one he caught.
No.87041
>>87039
fuck. that. i see cats every now and then, but didnt know it was a real problem.
cats are massive cunts though and even really good house cats just seem to treat owners with contempt
No.87042
>>87040
Is that a goanna sneaking up behind him?
No.87044
>>87040
sweeet dan. thats fucked
No.87045
>>87041
>cats are massive cunts though
the feral ones play possum when you shoot them and attack you when you walk up to them.
No.87046
>>87041
>>87039
Pic for reference, I'm 6ft
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No.87048
>>87046
Your cat doesn't look pleased about that
No.87049
>>87046
watch the fuck out NEET
No.87050
>>87049
>myoldcat
Looks like preventative measures were taken
No.87051
>>87048
>>87049
He disappeared last year, it's an old pic.
New cat is a big fat softy.
No.87052
>>87046
Your close contact with that cat probably gave you that brain parasite that changes your behaviour.
No.87053
>>87052
YOU FARKIN" WHAT CUNT !?!?
IMMA FUCKIN' KILL YA !!
No.87054
>>87051
he is running wild somewhere, no doubt beating other cats.
a m8 i had had a cat and it would just go out in the night, fight, and come home all beaten up every night. he paid so much in vet bills. seriously at what point is it better to just give it the naughty injection
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No.87056
In the middle of nowhere I go for neetwalks to town (~7km) on known panther attack trails without a gun. I do carry some m-80 fire crackers from 1990 though. Not dead yet.
No.87057
>>87054
I got very good at cleaning and treating his wounds myself.
He'd actually let me cut the rotten bits out with nail scissors.Never stiched him or anything but I couldn't afford vet bills for every fight.
No.87058
>>87056
put the m-80 in a pipe with a ball bearing and you have a gun
No.87059
>>87008
I have been having shit work outs lately too, thankfully been eating well so should be back to where I was at before too long.
>>87034
I want to believe, I bet there is all sorts of crazy shit out there. Australia is just too big of a country not to be, especially in SA and NT as well as northern QLD - There is some weird shit out there I bet.
No.87060
>>87059
I saw a docco years back that said theres strong evidence cats came over here with the 2nd wave of boong ancestors.
They can survive in the central desert because they concentrate their urine and can get enough water from lizards and shit.
With no other predators for competition I could see a fucking big feral cat happening easily.
No.87061
>>87058
I have a black powder shotgun like pic, but I don't want to carry it through town tbh.
No.87062
>>87010
You're bloody sharp.
No.87063
>>86972
The problem with those big 4 door utes is there is not really much room in the back. Even with your 2 door ute you are still better off with a normal car and a trailer if you want to haul something big. Most people would be better off with a 4x4 SUV with a towbar.
No.87064
>>87053
Rude outbursts are a common trait of t. gondi
It only affects you when you are a foetus, so if your mum was a cat lady you're fucked.
No.87065
>>87064
yeah, that was the joke
No.87066
>>87057
seems retarded
>>87059
there would be wild stuff out
No.87067
>>87059
>I want to believe,
The story comes from a couple panthers escaping a russian zoo when they were on tour in the late 1800's (I might've got some of that wrong)
No.87068
>>87066
>seems retarded
How so ?
No.87069
>>87065
Not being able to sense humour is another trait. looks like I'm done for.
No.87071
>>87064
>t. gondi
The interesting thing about that I was reading is that the guy who first researched it had noticed that his behaviour had changed and the only thing he could connect it to was getting a cat. He had only changed in subtle ways but he was sharp enough and aware enough to realise it. Most people are not capable of noticing that sort of thing about themselves. He basically noticed that he had gone a little bit crazy.
No.87072
>>87070
>the leg on the shelf
Fucking lol
No.87073
>>87069
Nah, it's all good m8
I have a strange sense of humour anyway
No.87074
>>87067
There was also the story of visiting US troops in WWII having a big cat as a mascot and it escaping or being let go.
No.87075
>>87067
The usual story you hear is a USA army unit brought a panther over as its mascot when stationed here in WW2 and released it because they could not take it with them when they left.
No.87076
>>87069
t. gondi would be the least of my mental problems anyway.
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>>87071
I cant remember where I read about it but from what I remember it affects the fetus and there is a higher chance of being born male and gay and some other stuff, it was a while ago
No.87079
>>87070
Fucking kek
If you made that I owe you a beer
No.87080
>>87079
I can't claim the credit for it, unfortunately. I found it on that other board people don't like.
No.87081
>>87070
I do not quite understand what is happening outside the window.
No.87082
>>87081
My guess is it's a jew,chink and sepponigger that Bruces shitposting has angered
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>>87082
Pretty much. Canadian chink, EU joo, etc.
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>>87034
It would be pretty typically Australian to risk people getting attacked by a big cat rather than risk scaring off tourists.
No.87089
There are much more deadly things in the bush than cats.
No.87090
>>87089
Like Abos?
I wouldn't be surprised if there was some really deadly snake/spider or tropical disease around the gulf of carpentaria near that NT/QLD area that is just remote as fuck, as well as some crazy sealife near the west coast of the norther QLD peninsula.
Could always be some secret gubbermint hideout near the mountain ranges near Adaminaby. There has to be more in NT and SA, SA especially - it can't just be flat desert with the odd copper and uranium reserve.
No.87091
>>87090
>it can't just be flat desert with the odd copper and uranium reserve.
Yes it can.
No.87092
>>87091
I don't know what you AdelaideNEETs are hiding but I'm going to find out one day.
No.87093
>>87092
There is nothing there. The great goon lake is just a myth. Seriously, stay away.
No.87094
>>87090
>SA especially
It doesn't concern you. Stay out.
No.87095
>>87093
>great goon lake
it would be a shame if someone pooed in it
No.87096
This is exactly how I imagine NK looks.
Also when you look up Bennett-Brook you just get pictures of thomas the tank engine trains.
What an outstanding meme of a person.
No.87097
>>87096
it could be worst, neets. it could be worst.
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>>87096
I doubt NK ever smiles.
No.87100
>>87099
I bet he only smiles after a few cups of goon
No.87102
>>87101
look at the background in that photo seriously what kind of photographer is this.
No.87103
>>87101
>>87100
I doubt even then.
No.87104
>>87102
that's his hair you racis
No.87105
>>87101
That really is a "Your gonna get raped" smile
No.87106
>>87098
It is pretty suss all this shit being dug up at once
No.87107
>>87105
>>87102
He's at the UNNA community centre
No.87108
>>87107
Well … those other boongs aren't gonna rape themselves
What am I saying, of course they will
No.87109
>>87108
It's a cultural thing, we shouldn't judge. Or maybe it's just a NK thing.
No.87110
>>87109
I can judge boongs
No.87111
>>87110
She'd be getting $400k per year to do that, probably with no requirement for an actual law degree.
No.87113
>>87111
Law comes from the land. Your piece of paper means nothing.
No.87114
>>87113
Law comes from God. Your piece of land means nothing.
No.87115
LAND LAW RIGHTS FOR GAY ABBOS
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No.87117
My alma mater carrying on my legacy.
No.87118
>>87117
That nigger up the front is gonna steal all the booze
No.87119
>>87118
Stole all the marshmellows.
No.87120
>>87119
Ah, I thought that was his crack rock bowl
No.87121
I was really looking forward to the worldcup but because my shits so fucked up I can't stay up to watch any of the games.
No.87122
>>87121
You could record them
No.87123
>>87122
yeah sbs probably has a highlights show too
No.87124
Should I go and get some hungry jacks m8s?
No.87125
>>87124
No it is bad for you.
No.87126
>>87124
Depends on your BMI mate
No.87127
>>87126
It's 20.7
>>87125
I have some vouchers though
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No.87129
>>87124
Do it
And stop at Dans on the way back
No.87130
Should I go try to dumpster dive later tonight?
No.87131
>>87130
No, all the normies are out on Friday nights.
No.87132
>>87131
Dammit, you're right. I thought that would be an issue but I dismissed those ideas as being ridiculous.
I'll ask again Sunday.
No.87133
>>87131
Maybe he wants to dive out of the dumpster at the normies ?
>Unemployed Australian man charged after "Dumpster Dive Rape" attempt
>More News at 11
No.87134
>>87133
nk has a job though doesn't he?
No.87135
>>87134
Bet he still keeps his healthcare card on him, that'd be what confuses them
No.87136
>>87135
wagies are trying to steal all the neet fetishist women
No.87137
>>87136
They can take our goon and our rent assistance but they'll never take our NEET fetishist women !!!
No.87138
Over-eating is what brought on my executive status.
No.87139
Fuck it actually. Perhaps I will go diving tonight. Surely the normans aren't going to be awake at 3am?
No.87140
>>87139
all the drunk normies will be stumbling home around then
No.87141
>>87139
The Normans all go to bed at 10:66
No.87142
No.87143
No.87144
>>87110
k……kkangaroo court?
>>87139
nothing beat a 3am motorcycle blast
>>87141
quality post
my nap was nice and comfy NEETs. hows your afternoon?
No.87145
>>87144
>hows your afternoon?
Pretty good m8, weather heres awesome, took an extra NEETwalk earlier it's that nice.
Glad you had a good nap.
No.87146
>>87144
My afternoon is troubled. Feeling restless and fidgety. Hungry.
No.87147
>>87146
Sounds like you need a goon and a wank
No.87148
No.87149
>>87148
Maybe a cone and a good meal then ?
No.87150
>>87148
Sounds like you need a coon and a spank
No.87151
Nothing helps. I'm drowning here.
No.87152
Or go for a hoon in the tank
No.87153
Nah, sorry m8.
What's got you feeling fidgety ?
No.87154
No.87155
>>87153
Just the usual. No hope for the future. No purpose to life.
No.87156
>>87145
nice, yeah i should neetwalk soon. get doge out.
>>87146
sorry to hear that neet, no coffee for you. >>87147
savvy advice
>>87155
its ok. find solace in that itself. no purpose and no hope give you a random purpose in and of itself. do anything. whatever you want. think about what you really want and why you want it?
No.87157
>>87155
It gets shit when that sort of thing gets stuck in your head.
Dunno if it'll help you but I do some gardening or organise stuff round the house when I feel that way.
Something about controlling a small bit of chaos or something seems to relax me a bit.
No.87158
>>87157
this is good advice
No.87159
>>87155
Same, being unemployed yet bored of the NEET life sucks. I feel in a rut.
No.87160
>>87159
> I feel in a rut.
bust a nut
No.87161
No.87162
I don't want to sound like a /fit/fag but exercise can really help too.
Nothing crazy, no gym or any shit like that, just go for a walk a few times a day and do a bit of weights or push ups at home.
Get the blood pumping and get outside a bit.
apologies for these un-NEET sentiments
No.87163
>>87162
>apologies for these un-NEET sentiments
i know this yet i fail to do this
No.87164
>>87162
I would love to do more walking but I just hate being seen by anyone. It makes me so anxious to be out in public.
No.87165
>>87164
That'd make it tough I guess but honestly, the more you do of it the less it matters.
Those normies are probably more scared of you.
No.87166
I dislike being out in public on a workday because I think everyone will know I'm a NEET.
No.87167
>>87164
exactly. i feel a fog of paranoia even though there is nothing to fear.
No.87168
>>87166
i just dont like the possibility of extended human interaction
No.87169
I am starting to look like the mother in What's Eating Gilbert Grape.
No.87170
>>87166
At this point I could not care less, I'm running amock and I don't give a fock.
No.87171
No.87172
>>87170
i like this feeling. sometimes it comes in waves in a NEETs life. there are periods of shut in behaviour, and there are periods of freedom and joy, not giving a fuck.
its a strange balance
No.87173
>>87172
I have had that feel for a while. I use to be crippled with anxiety and worrying about what people thought, now I am free of those concerns.
It is not all good however, I am frequently late for things, wear the same clothes for days in a row, barely ever shave and can be quite impulsive and destructive as I just don't care for the consequences as much. I am often late for things or fuck myself over due to a lack of preparation.
I feel like I have evolved from a wojak in my teens and early 20s to a pepe today.
No.87174
>>87173
>evolving into a Peep
I would like that.
No.87175
Got a hamburger, battered sav, and minimum chips at the local fish shop.
No.87176
>>87173
>fuck myself over due to a lack of preparation.
in the feels. me too.
>wojak in my teens and early 20s to a pepe today.
like a caterpillar to a butterfly
No.87177
No.87178
>>87175
I feel like a sav myself now. boiled not battered though.
No.87179
>>87177
It was good. Unfortunately my neighbour waylaid me in the carpark on my way in, which tainted the overall experience.
No.87180
As an experiment yesterday at the shops I tried walking with my shoulders back and head up and I felt so anxious. I had that feeling like everyone was staring at me. It wasn't long before I hunched over again.
No.87181
>>87179
Please to describe this waylaying.
No.87182
>>87181
He set off down our street in his car just ahead of me.
Pulls into the carpark, I drive down the next row of parks and give him a wave, thinking that will be enough.
Get out.
He starts shouting "Weber!, Weber!"
"How are you doing? I don't see you much these days"
Apparently he is going to Fiji in a couple of weeks.
They also connected to the NBN this week and he can print from his ipad wirelessly now or some shit.
Blah blah blah
Nothing of real substance.
No.87183
>>87180
I sort of glance around to look for any dangers
No.87184
>>87180
Keep practicing this.
No.87185
No.87186
>>87183
This is the way of the samurai.
No.87187
>>87182
Sounds like the sort of thing you should be grateful for.
No.87188
No.87189
>>87187
He is not bad as a neighbour in terms of approachability and helpfulness. He'd do just about anything if I asked.
It just gets annoying sometimes, as he's almost always in his front or back yard and wants to chat.
No.87190
>>87182
I hate it when people do that to me, can't they just leave me in peace
No.87191
>>87189
Yes I see why that would be difficult for a shy and withdrawn individual.
No.87192
>>87189
Sounds like he's a NEET from a few generations ago.
I talk to them at the pub quite often, like you said, they're nice enough but annoying in a weird way, like, they want to use you to cancel their boredom.
>tldr pre-internet NEETs
No.87193
>>87189
>>87190
yeah this is pretty unacceptable. small talk costs lives
No.87194
>>87188
Hi Captain Bloatey
No.87195
>>87192
>like, they want to use you to cancel their boredom.
This is what people did when we were still a society rather than the atomised mess we are today.
No.87196
>>87195
Yeah, pretty much.
I'm the old cunt so I can sort of bridge both times.
I do get along a lot better with old crew than others do, generally they're more polite.
No.87197
>>87190
I liked to do metalwork in the shed, or occasionally zero a rifle scope in the backyard. Now I have to check out the kitchen window to make sure he's not out the back before I commence either.
I'm not up to no good, but I don't like explaining what I'm doing.
No.87198
I am going to live on a big piece of land with no neighbours in sight.
No.87199
>>87197
Ah, that could get annoying.
It's one thing exchanging a few words on the street, another entirely when it's your backyard.
No.87200
>tfw the members special price on Dan's app for 24x 330ml Kirin is $40 but I paid $42.90
I am following this matter up on twotter and I am hope to get something out of it, since the app on my phone told me the price before I bought it (I use the app to load my member card)
No.87201
>>87196
I get on OK with the old guys at the gun club, but that's because we have a common interest and they also have hobbies like metal work.
My neighbour just fucks about in his garden.
No.87202
>>87197
I can't even go out my door if any of the Neighbours are outside, I simply become to terrified
No.87203
>>87198
>I am going to live on a big piece of land with no neighbours in sight.
this is the right decision neet
No.87204
>>87198
I live on a medium piece of land with no neighbours in sight.
Had to wagie like a motherfucker for 18 years to do it though
No.87205
>>87204
good work neet. i hope to have what you have one day. one day soon (5 years) - i am on the path
No.87206
>>87204
Do you walk around outside naked?
No.87208
>>87204
>>87196
Oldfag as well, but right in the middle. I enjoy pre-internet NEETs more. The final form of NEETdom is leaving the internet aside from Library-like searches.
No.87211
>>87206
Nah, just inside.
>>87205
Cheers m8, hang in there, it was hell for me but it's worth it now.
No.87212
>>87207
>>87210
I hope you die in a fiery head on crash.
No.87213
>>87210
Reported for spam.
No.87215
>>87208
Yeah, I'm getting that way.
This board is about the only place I post any more and I deliberately limit my hours here.
No.87217
>>87214
What about a rape report?
No.87218
>>87215
You better not limit how many (you)s you hand out.
No.87219
>>87217
Gotta wait for NK for that one.
Can't step on another NEETs territory
No.87221
>>87218
Here's one for ya m8
No.87222
>>87220
What am I looking at here?
No.87223
No.87224
>>87211
nice work m8. chipping away. but on a neety path too, so its not bad chippin
>>87214
reported as spam
No.87225
Just got back from Hungry jacks, got the two whopper jrs and two small chips for $5.45. The store was busy as fuck so I had to sit in the drive thru for ages and then park.
No.87226
>>87225
>two whopper jrs and two small chips for $5.45.
That is pretty good value.
No.87227
>>87225
Did you stop at Dan's as well ?
No.87228
Does Adelaide/South Australia have any gold? It is between WA and VIC so surely some?
It seems to go
>VIC
>NSW
>WA
>SA?
>QLD
>None to speak of
No.87229
I hope Uruguary beat Egypt in the football tonight lads.
No.87230
>>87227
Nah, already have alcohol at home
No.87231
No.87232
>>87228
Olympic Dam produces gold.
No.87234
>>87226
Yeah, I like when they send out the vouchers, when I ordered it interestingly they didn't even ask to see it.
No.87238
Valuable lesson learned today
contain any admission about mental health issues to anonymous image boards
miracle I didn't get sacked
No.87239
>>87236
Eat shit and die nigger
No.87240
Fuck me, well modded Cheesey
Deleted that while I was still reporting it
No.87241
>>87239
>>87240
The BO got it, not me. I didn't even see what it was.
No.87242
>>87241
seeing the gf this weekend?
No.87243
>>87241
Ah, well modded BO then
No.87244
>>87241
confirm i saw nothing?
No.87245
>>87238
>miracle I didn't get sacked
What exactly did you share?
No.87246
>>87239
I love you to fedneet.
my mom is breddy cool but
everytime I try to clean my room it just
gets even more dirty
usually when i am drunk and
can't see straight sometimes i bump my
arm on my bed post it hurts
.
on cold days and on days when it
rains i can still feel the pain
going down my arm
No.87247
It was some pajeet shilling for poochan or some shit
No.87248
>>87247
poo in the loo pee in the tea
No.87249
I hope old Cheesy is alright.
No.87250
Haven't banned him quick enough this time though
No.87251
>>87245
be safe
>>87247
disgusting
No.87252
>>87245
That I had anxiety and was having multiple panic attacks a day at work.
No.87253
No.87254
>>87253
What did you have?
No.87255
>>87254
Whopper meal.
Still having it.
No.87256
>>87130
Yes
>>87131
He might find chads wallet after he partys with his mates and stacy and get a night with his paywave before he gets up and checks his balance.
No.87257
>>87255
You should savour such fine cuisine, not surf imageboards while eating it.
No.87259
>>87138
Depression and bux brought on the over-eating.
No.87260
>>87257
I'm an addict for sensation.
No.87261
No.87262
>>87260
Don't go too far seeking sensations. Once you start putting things up your bum there is no going back.
No.87263
>>87144
>hows your afternoon?
I had a job seeker appointment and then got my nan to fix the hem on my pants. They're too long
No.87264
>>87259
How do I bring on under-eating to balance me out?
No.87265
No.87266
>>87265
done so much his teeth fell out
No.87267
>>87262
bum fingering was a meme, until it wasn't
>>87264
diabetes, the universe balances itself
No.87268
>>87252
Are they going to offer you any reasonable adjustments at work? Are you working full-time on or not on a contract?
No.87269
>>87268
Yeah mate. It worked out well. Going to take a step back to a less stressful position and get to keep a part time contract.
No.87270
>>87267
diabetes does not make you under-eat.
No.87271
>>87270
Discovery of type 1 is often through rapid weight loss.
No.87272
>>87169
hot
Hope you have enough NEETbux stashed for the crane.
She didn't look too bad when she was younger
No.87273
>>87242
I don't think he is talking about the gf anymore
No.87274
>>87175
>battered sav
What backwards state are you from?
No.87275
>>87271
>type 1
That is not executive diabetes.
No.87276
>>87180
Good work
this >>87184 is good advice
No.87277
>>87182
I do that to my neighbour and the one two doors down then get there and dont know what to say.
Don't underestimate how much safer and comfy a community can make you feel.
Mind you both of those neighbours are in their 70's
No.87279
>>87269
Good to hear, that's typically what they have to do when you are already employed. I hope it works out for you.
No.87280
>>87189
You just reminded me, my neighbour said he'd help me make a new rainwater pipe and I said yeah, we'll do it this arvo a few weeks ago and then it got sort of late and I didn't want to do it so I said we'll do it another day.
I haven't heard from him since.
I might've offended him.
No.87281
THE ONLY BOY WHO COULD EVER TEACH ME
No.87282
>>87281
WAS THE SON OF A NEET MAN
No.87283
No.87284
No.87285
No.87286
>>87213
>>87212
I hate missing shit.
What was it?
No.87287
>>87280
I offended my neighbour when I asked him to stop mowing my lawn for me. It was nice of him since I don't have a mower but it always made me feel bad. Anyway I was really clumsy about how I said I don't like him doing it and we didn't speak any more after that.
No.87288
No.87289
>tfw slipping in and out of a colonel coma
No.87291
>>87290
Was it this video?
No.87292
No.87293
>>87289
Go to the toilet and purge that dirty bird.
No.87294
>>87289
When are going to be slipping in and out of a goon coma?
No.87295
>>87287
Mine does the medium strip out the front of my yard. I have a mower but I can't handle being out the front incase someone walks past and I think he knows it. I say thanks but I sort of wish he didn't.
No.87296
>>87294
I already slipped into a goon coma last night.
No.87297
>>87264
Keto.
Fats are ~2x the calories of carbs and proteins.
Get ~50% calories from fats.
Saturated, though.
Eating 1/3 each macro does this.
Hormones change.
Go from barney to chad.
No.87298
>>87296
Slip into another today.
Become refreshed!
No.87299
>>87297
Keto doesn't sound good for your arteries with all that fat.
No.87300
>>87299
There is no proven link between dietary fat at heart disease.
No.87301
>>87299
That statement is going to trigger the keto warriors. I think science is on their side.
No.87302
No.87303
>>87299
It'll be good for the colonel.
No.87304
>>87295
>I think he knows it
How much have you told him about your "issues" and how much has he guessed?
I tell my neighbours nothing but I think they all work out there is something wrong with me.
No.87305
No.87306
>>87297
>Eating 1/3 each macro
What does this mean?
No.87307
>>87228
Yeah, like other NEET said Olympic Dam but there was a small gold rush in the Barossa once upon a time too.
No.87308
>>87234
> they didn't even ask to see it.
I haven't had any in ages and they still give me the orders I ask for. Last time they had to correct me because the prices changed for the two small whopper meals, it was $10, now I think it's $11
No.87309
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
NEETs is this funny or not? I have always hated that Jordies guy but yesterday I was watching this and I found myself thinking what he does actually requires quite a lot of talent.
No.87310
>>87309
Not gonna bother watching it but I'll still say, No, not funny.
No.87311
>>87299
It's fine sautrated fat is good.
Polyunsaturated fat is bad.
Check out:
Dr. Dominic D'Agostino
>ketonutrition.org
No.87312
>>87311
Can you just go back to shilling poochan and stop trying to fit in pajeet ?
No.87313
>>87304
I told his wife once that I was "cleaned up" about a year after I quit smoking dope, staying up all night, playing music at 4am and having strange weirdos coming around at all times. She acted like she didn't know.
No.87314
>>87306
Make each meal 1/3 protein, 1/3 carbs, 1/3 fats.
Or get close.
No.87315
>>87311
Also download of a copy of the Anabolic Diet (later renamed the Metablic Diet). The doctor who wrote it was responsible for getting the US weightlifting team off of steroids without sacrificing too many of their gains.
No.87316
No.87317
>>87315
In a nutshell: No more than 30g of carbohydrate per day, 66% fat / 33% protein Monday through Friday. Weekends you flipped it and carbed up. This restored glycogen, making a massive leg day possible on the Monday.
No.87318
>>87311
>sorry
ketonutrition [dot] org
No.87319
>>87310
You saved yourself time and headache.
He's an annoying cunt
No.87320
>>87311
That spastic looking cunt should get a job at liquorland
No.87321
>>87313
Do you feel embarrassed by your previous lifestyle?
No.87322
>>87186
>that scene from the 7 samurai
No.87323
>>87314
The stress of worrying about that or worrying about losing weight is probably worse than gaining any.
No.87324
>>87321
Not really, I feel like I could justify going back to it sometimes.
The only real downside is that I had to know fuckheads in order to buy drugs.
No.87325
>>87324
>I feel like I could justify going back to it sometimes
Very concerning.
No.87326
>>87324
>>87321
Oh, and it made me accept doing nothing.
I could sit and smoke 300 cones a day and not get bored.
No.87327
>>87324
>I had to know fuckheads in order to buy drugs
I ktf m8
When I stopped smoking I was embarrassed at the cunts I put up with to score
No.87328
tfw mummybot made pizza for dinner
yay
No.87329
>>87327
If you keep scoring long enough you become one of those cunts yourself.
No.87330
>>87328
Don't forget to share some with the TVnig
No.87331
>>87327
Yeah, I think it is the gateway drug but mostly because you have to know criminals who potentially could sell other shit to get some.
Those fuckheads is one of the reasons why I don't like going to the shops or public transport.
Shit cunts who at the time I thought were cool because they could score.
No.87332
>>87317
Over time that kills off the flora that live in your large intestine and, after the flora eats the two linings of mucin (a carbohydrate) as they attempt to stay alive, you get colitis and/or celiacs, and it can cause ketoacidosis where your blood turns to acid.
Carbs are important be careful.
No.87333
>>87332
Are you lost ?
/fit/ is somewhere else.
Just follow the smell of semen and anal bleeding
No.87335
NK I hope you're safe, there is a woman on ABC news from Joondalup but I couldnt see you in the frame.
No.87336
That fucking jordan video.
Now I have ariana grande stuck in my head
No.87337
>>87335
I am worried. this is the second day he has been gone.
No.87338
>>87323
Nah it's really just that balanced meal meme from back in the day.
And you get to eat what the fuck you want.
BLT on sprouted whole-grain bread with greens, tomato, and avocado from my garden on it.
All greasy and shit.
Yum.
Eat fat get skinny.
No.87339
>>87335
Did she walk funny?
No.87340
>>87335
He's waiting till they turn the camera off.
Crafty NK
No.87341
>>87320
Not without a missing tooth it won't
No.87342
>>87337
I think he was here yesterday.
No.87343
Anyone else feel like we've got two seppo dietbots having a conversation in our thread ?
>>87341
I can sort that out for him
No.87344
>>87339
She was seated on a longue it looked like, he may have already visited her
>>87340
I was thinking that to
No.87345
>>87343
Are you going to show him how to use:
https://qualifyme.edu.au/
No.87346
>>87342
link to his post(s) from yesterday please.
No.87347
>>87346
It was one where someone said "I haven't seen him today"
and the reply was "you weren't looking very hard"
Something like that anyway, I don't really know if it was him.
No.87348
>>87335
Was she at dans? I don't think neetking goes anywhere else
No.87349
No.87350
>>87347
That was nk relaying his observations from outside that neets window
No.87351
>>87348
He goes to kfc and the halal meatpack place
No.87352
He's probably just resting up after a hard days raping.
All rape and no play makes NK a dull NEET
No.87353
>>87349
I thought that guy was leaning on glass so seeing that big cat jump down was spooky
No.87354
>>87348
Good point. She wasn't.
No.87355
>>87352
You don't keep a healthy neet tan by raping during daylight hours
No.87356
No.87357
>>87355
Unless you wear your patented rapecoat and a hat
No.87358
>>87357
The hat (((neetking))) wears doesn't stop the sun
No.87359
>tfw mum throws out your rapecoat and says she didn't think you wore it any more
No.87360
>>87358
His hair does though
No.87361
>>87360
Didn't he get a haircut recently?
No.87362
>>87359
>BUT MUMMMMM !!! THERES A NEW QT 2 DOORS DOWN !!!
No.87363
No.87364
It's alright guys, I found NK
He's posting on /b/
No.87365
No.87366
NK is a wagie, he is busy waging
No.87367
No.87368
I just had a thought.
Our threads must be damn near indecipherable to non-regulars
No.87369
>>87368
Lurking for a week will make them pretty clear.
No.87370
NOBODY BEATS DAN MURPHY'S
No.87371
>>87368
I've been here for years and even i have no idea what half these posts are about
No.87372
PEPE ON MY WRIST CAN'T TELL ME SHIT
No.87373
>>87371
a lot of them are about you.
No.87374
>>87371
Lol, yeah.I disappear for a while now and then and it takes me a few weeks to understand most of it when I return.
No.87375
>>87373
Silly neet, all of them are about me.
No.87376
>>87375
You lie mortal
This is my thread
No.87377
>>87376
Dan is a bad bad man.
No.87378
>>87376
You're just a figment of my imagination, danposterneet
No.87380
>>87379
Clean your room. Get that food and drink off your bed.
No.87381
>>87379
If I tried sleeping like that, all that shit would end up smashed on the floor.
No.87382
No.87383
>>87381
I would draw it all to me as the mattress sagged with my executive heft.
No.87384
>>87380
I read that as "drink your bed"
Which was funnier.
No.87385
>>87384
>drink your bed
Only if it was a water bed.
No.87386
No.87387
>>87385
Imagine having a water bed filled with goon and have a slurp as the mood took you.
No.87388
>>87386
Just wait until your father gets home.
No.87389
>>87388
He's not my real dad you whore
No.87390
>>87389
Don't speak to your mother that way young man
It's the cupboard for you again tonight
No.87391
>>87387
If you had pillows stuffed with KFC you'd never need to move
No.87392
>>87391
imagine the acne that would cause
No.87393
Extreme aboriginal prolapse
No.87394
>>87392
Would that matter if you never left your bed though ?
No.87395
>>87394
it's all good until the acne reaches your neet stick
No.87396
Dazed aboriginal prositute
No.87397
>>87390
>It's the cupboard for you again tonight
No.87398
>>87395
Ah, but by then you'd be so executive from the KFC and goon lyfe you couldn't even find your neet stick
No.87399
>>87398
There was an executive NEET here who talked about how much "usable" dick he had.
No.87400
>>87393
>>87396
NK has arrived, good afternoon champ
No.87401
>>87400
I am not NK but I am trying to communicate with him.
No.87402
>>87401
Like a smoke signal? Maybe burn KFC and goon and he will appear
No.87403
>>87401
That's just what NK would say
No.87404
Maybe NK is more sensitive than we realised and he felt bullied by getting called a boong all the time?
No.87405
>>87403
I don't have a blue astra but wish I could own a blue astra
No.87406
No.87407
Dan you've done it again. I bought all the Little Fat Lambs that were on clearance at $2 each can and I've got 6 cans. Will drink 2 or perhaps even 3 cans tonight. I'm drinking a strawberry and lime one right now. What are you guys drinking on this Friday night?
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>>87407
I think you could down all six.
No.87410
>>87407
I don't touch the poison.
No.87411
>>87410
Just have a sip of goon
No.87412
>>87407
I was gonna buy a bottle of Glenfiddich but I've still got about 1/3 of the old one.
That should do me
No.87414
>>87413
Drink some goon and have a gay wank then
No.87416
Are these 2 pasties enough for a growing NEETs dinner ?
No.87417
>>87415
Nothing wrong with being a homosexual
No.87418
>>87416
I think so, the council approves.
No.87419
>>87418
Good.
had to stop with the pies 'cos of my wonky guts but the pasties don't seem to set it off.
No.87420
>>87416
They look like a good starter.
No.87421
>>87416
Depends on how shit tier they are, only good pasties I've had have come from bakeries.
No.87422
>>87421
They're pretty decent, not servo quality rubbish.
There's actual detectable bits of meat and recognisable veg in them.
No.87423
I prefer my pasties vegetarian. I think meat detracts from the experience.
No.87424
>>87423
The best pizza I ever ate was sandwiching a veggie slice onto a meat lovers slice
Best of both worlds
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No.87426
>tfw slim NEET being diet shamed by the executive NEETs
No.87427
>>87426
Skeles need to learn their place.
No.87428
>>87427
They are lucky we let them have a place at all.
No.87429
>>87423
I think your mum drank while pregnant with you.
No.87430
>>87427
>>87428
I'm sorry, I'll keep it down
No.87431
This is some good shit with cabbage and broccoli.
No.87432
>>87430
You just need to bulk up a little.
No.87433
>>87431
I never liked that stuff.
No.87434
>>87431
I personally enjoy my local delicacy, Chicken Chow Meow.
No.87435
>>87433
Fight me, my area code is 4701.
No.87436
>>87432
I can't, my guts have gone to shit.
I'm an inskele
No.87437
>>87435
I'll send the executive army.
No.87438
>>87436
>I'm an inskele
Involuntary skele?
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>>87439
G'night m8
Dream of beautiful white grills
No.87442
>>87399
Did he get to use it much?
No.87443
>>87439
Night non-Aboriginal poster
No.87445
>>87444
Time for me to eat and watch my shows too
G'night NEETs
No.87446
>>87431
I used to like that. "Mild Mince Curry" wasn't bad either.
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>>87446
Just buy some Keens curry powder and use that.
No.87449
>>87442
It had never been used unfortunately. But it was still usable.
No.87450
Thought provoking aboriginal prositute
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>>87450
Has a boong ever had a thought?
No.87454
>>87452
Being a boong is a thought
No.87455
Unharmed aboriginal children
No.87456
>>87455
Lol, a mythical creature
No.87457
Unpaid aboriginal child support
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No.87460
Aboriginal white nationalist
No.87461
Speed bump named after aboriginal prositute
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No.87464
Bruce the goose flying the spruce goose.
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No.87467
Eating a kool mint rather than a nicabate. I don't think this will do.
Maybe a fishermans friend will be he right substitute, I need something that has a burning feeling.
No.87468
Been playing minecraft for the past 2 hours and come back to not one post worth replying to.
Friday night brings all those other NEETs.
No.87469
>>87468
Do not be a NEET snob.
No.87471
>>87467
Are you finally giving up the mints?
No.87472
>>87469
ok, these >>87364 >>87379 >>87416 >>87444 >>87445 were ok.
They can have their (You)'s but mostly for pic quality.
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>>87473
What are you apologising for, cunt?
No.87475
>>87470
Nothing wrong with an almost 30 year old man playing games made for primary school children
It's relaxing and I get a sense of achievement
>>87471
I bought those kool mints for that purpose, maybe I should get the lower dose but I have a feeling I'll just eat twice as many of them.
No.87476
>>87474
Not giving those NEETs their (You)'s they worked so hard for. I'd expect an apology if it happened to me.
No.87477
>>87476
I'm here to shitpost, not get (you)'s
No.87478
>>87475
Good on you mate. Those mints were always an undignified addiction.
No.87479
>>87477
You are why some NEETs refer to me as a NEET snob. Not all NEETs are equal.
No.87480
>>87479
You're the reason I drink at night.
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No.87486
We can't afford text anymore, we have to ration what we can
No.87487
>>87478
They are more socially acceptable than smoking but when I have them i sometimes get funny looks from people and having an addiction (even though it is seen as I "used" to have an addiction rather than have one at present) makes me look like a weak person in some ways. I can feel that people do lessen their perception of me when I say that I was a smoker or that I've been eating the mints for 3 years.
I'd prefer it if my smoking past was just not acknowledged.
No.87488
Linux VPN testing in progress
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No.87490
Drunk and angry
No exams for a week. Tonight's plan smoke weed for the first time in 3 months to celebrate exams. Tomorrow's plan sleep until noon, smoke weed hit the gym and watch a movie. Mummy at 5PM tonight: neet you'll be looking after the kiddos tomorrow, drive them to soccer then their friend's place then take them home and take care of them until I get home at night.
I will not be smoking tonight. I will not be smoking tomorrow. I will not be going to the gym. I will not be seeing a movie.
GGRGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGRGRGGRGRGRGR
No.87491
>tfw you think of the perfect pic after you press post.
No.87492
>>87487
Those are very sensible thoughts.
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No.87494
>>87490
Family is more important than your nasty weed. cherish your time with them and be grateful that you are able to do things for them.
No.87495
I will be wake up at 7AM, cajoling kids to get ready for soccer then standing around for an hour next to soccer parents who look at me with contempt because I'm a neet. Fuck I hate those people.
No.87496
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>87490
This song makes sense for that context.
I think it does anyway.
You will remain hungry for another week ganjaNEET.
No.87497
It is bed time for me NEETs. Good night.
Good night quality NEET.
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No.87499
>>87495
How do they know you're NEET?
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>>87497
I was expecting that to say snobNEET
Good night best interestsNEET I know you have mine at heart and that is a good feel.
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>>87500
>I was expecting that to say snobNEET
I thought it would be too pejorative.
I do have your best interests at heart but I don't expect anyone to be perfect. The Lord knows I am not even close myself. I accept people as they are.
No.87503
>>87499
I think he might be the one with the man bun ponytail.
No.87504
>>87502
I understand man, I also feel that way for you. We are what we are but having a kind, directing word from a friend helps.
No.87505
>>87503
Are all long haired men unemployed?
No.87507
>>87505
No, rock stars exist.
No.87509
>>87497
Good night sleepy NEET
No.87510
>>87504
I have just been trying to support what you have been doing yourself. I am so impressed with what you have achieved.
No.87511
>>87507
It's money for nothing and the chicks are free.
No.87512
Freshly cleaned and showered NEET
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>>87506
There would be a lot of rocking while the rape was taking place in the back. Would be very conspicuous. You need something with more solid construction.
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>>87516
I hope those people also put their talent towards more fruitful pursuits than drugs.
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>>87518
They came up when I was looking for smoking mask >>87491
No.87521
>>87519
I should've learned to play the guitar.
No.87522
>>87521
I should've learned to play them drums
No.87523
>>87522
Look at that mama, stickin in the camera.
No.87524
Fuck im just in a tired daze starring at my screen, time to go to bed.
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No.87526
>>87524
Good night then. Fucking around with Linux has mentally drained me more than I thought, so I'm off to bed to.
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>>87524
Image searching that pic comes up with some strange shit.
>>87526
Night mate
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>>87531
that's illegible, not intelligent
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>>87468
>Friday night brings all those other NEETs.
oh, so that's what day it was. thanks guy
No.87536
>>87493
i do NOT want to read this
No.87537
i am back from my work function Goodnight NEETs
No.87538
>>87537
Not even going to stick around with your good mates who stayed up waiting for you to come home?
No.87539
>>87538
i can if you want.
No.87540
>>87539
How was the work function, what did you order? i hope you got something expensive for bossman to pay for.
No.87541
>>87540
i got the scallops for the entree snapper fillet for the main and strawberry panna cotta and six or seven craft beers it was nice.
No.87542
>>87541
Real wagiedom sounds glamorous.
No.87543
>>87220
>engaged dancehall
Has ALR stopped being shit yet?
No.87544
>>87542
it was pretty fun honestly. especially once i got some liquid courage into me but we never got to the whiskey which was disappointing.
No.87545
Sorry for asking you to stay up asianenthusiastNEET, I'm crashing now anyhow.
Good to hear you had a nice night.
Good night friends.
No.87546
>>87544
You seemed pretty worried beforehand, did you have any near misses of sperging?
Whenever I have one of those I can't seem to get back on track. I don't drink these days so maybe if I still did I wouldn't over think it and roll with it more.
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No.87548
>>87546
not that i can think of. but it probably was the alcohol in me talking an i think i was doing better than i was but everyone else was drunk so i doubt they would have noticed.
No.87549
Been a pretty good day today but I am really fucking tired, see you tomorrow NEETs.
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No.87551
We really should have more late night posting on a Friday night. Even the wagies should be able
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>>87543
sorry i just posted it because it had an abbo in the picture next to a fumo
No.87557
>>87554
>>87556
Even the biggest nerd these days has a guardian force.
No.87558
>>87557
sorry i have a rule against playing games with quicktime or cutscenes. go sell your budget cgi mov on dvd. games are for playing not watching
No.87559
Yo /ausneets/ was wondering if anyone knew where I could sell myself?
No.87560
I am a slave to my dick. just had 2 wanks.
>tfw no gf to pin me down and tantalize me for hours
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No.87562
>>87559
chapel street. more specifically personals sites. just do the m4m subject and say you want reward. copy the format you find there.
if youre going to keep doing it remember that it's not an easy job
No.87563
who /real NEET hours/ here
No.87564
And can you tell me NEETo's why I still can't get to sleep
And night-times just a blur,mummybot forgot my treat
And what's this rash that comes and goes, now it's spreading to my feet
God help me, I was only a NEET
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No.87566
>>87565
Nah, it's a rewrite of a verse from "I was only 19"
I couldn't get to sleep and it stuck in my head
No.87567
And can you tell me, doctor, why I still can't get to sleep?
And night time's just a jungle dark and a barking M.16?
And what's this rash that comes and goes, can you tell me what it means?
God help me
I was only nineteen
No.87568
>>87561
Reading this now. On page 3.
No.87569
Any other insomnia neets aboard this ship? I've been awake for an hour or so, waiting for meds to send me back to sleep.
No.87570
>>87569
I'm in the same boat fellow insomniaNEET
Woke up at 1am with my guts going mad.
Gonna try and read for a bit soon see if I can sleep again
No.87571
>>87570
gonna turn on the heater - it'll be easier to fall asleep if it's warm
No.87572
>>87571
I usually just wait it out.
I read a thing on sleep cycles years back and I'm pretty sure my "sleep windows" are 4 hours apart.
Which is coming up soon thank fuck.
Anyhow, good luck with getting to sleep m8, Imma try again now myself.
No.87574
Morning, Gentlefolk.
I hope each of you has a lovely day.
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No.87576
Good morning friends
>>87574
Morning mate
No.87577
>>87576
Morning. That's a nice schoolhouse(?).
No.87578
>>87577
I'm not sure what that is, that's what it looks like to me though.
No.87579
>>87577
>>87576
>BAYOU LACROIX CEMETERY
>Located where the Holy Cross Church once stood. It has an Indian burial ground in the center of the cemetery.
So that's why I saved that pic
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No.87581
>>87580
I wish I slept more, I couldn't get to sleep til about 2.
No.87582
>>87581
I could have slept longer, but I have petrol and supermarket shopping to do before the normal people go out.
No.87583
That awkward moment when you wonder why /pol/ are talking about Neet King, and then realise they are referring to North Korea.
No.87584
>>87583
That is an awesome pepe
I feel like that when I see NK, most of what they are both about is the same so it;s sort of interchangeable.
No.87586
$1.75 for Vortex 95
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.87587
>>87586
Unless your car needs it why not just fill up with unleaded 91?
No.87588
>>87587
The manual suggests it goes better on it. You're probably right though.
No.87589
>>87586
I saw 91 for $1.60 at a few places and hen one place had $1.30
..and oil's as cheap as it was years ago but petrol is at this price. It's all a big wrought.
No.87590
>>87589
Yeah, they're having a laugh.
I don't know why government can't pass legislation typing petrol price to some fixed multiplier of barrel price.
No.87591
>>87589
Pajeets petrol stations have running costs and tax of up to 30 cents per litre is on fuel. Petrol could be a lot cheaper with less taxes.
No.87592
>>87588
>>87589
>>87587
cant wait to get my japanese electric car
but then…
>electric cars will be cheaper to buy and run after 5000km a year by 2020 in some countries
fuck y-
>but in australia that date will be more like 2028
how much was that fish oil conversion again?
orz
No.87593
>>87590
isnt it the (((government))) who taxes it 50c on the liter in the first place?
No.87594
Time to wage, have a good day NEETs.
No.87595
>>87593
Even so. Cap it at 50c + (1.1 x barrel price). If the Pajeets and Shahins can't survive on that margin, fuck 'em.
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>>87594
wait! please tell me your girlfriends address. i need to 'take care' of her while you're gone. can't have an upstanding member of society's girl be lonely during the day, can we?
No.87598
>>87597
You are very honourable, NEET.
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>>87574
>>87576
>>87577
>>87580
>>87581
Morning NEETs. See you in the shops before all the normies get there.
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No.87601
I literally don't even look at the petrol price. I just go in to my regular servo and fill up. I only look at the number of litres I am putting in, not the price on the bowser either.
No.87602
>>87594
Good luck. Have a good day. See you when you get home.
No.87603
Good morning NEETs. Another morning where I did not take doggo for his walk. It was raining and my knee was throbbing again. Why does it only hurt when I am in bed? I don't feel anything from it during the day.
No.87604
>>87601
It depends on where you live. If you live rural without massive price flucations that would be fine. I wouldn't be loyal in metropolitan area where massive price increases occur. Then again it depends on what you drive, I drive big clunky 4wd so 10-20c litre different on 80 to 90 litres matters (I fill it up when it's cheapest but there is still heaps of fuel for another week but the price could increase by then so it's strategic to fill up).
No.87605
>>87603
Good morning. Resting in bed with body aches is never a good idea. I know someone who believed they needed more rest and had four days off work in bed (extreme example) and complained they were more sore afterwards. Getting moving and having rest feels like a better solution than complete immobility in bed.
No.87606
>>87605
I ain't staying in bed all day. I am just not going for a walk this morning.
No.87607
>>87606
go for a wank instead - everyone needs exercise
No.87608
>cold during the night
>sunny during the day
No.87609
>tfw refreshed after a good sleep
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No.87612
The shaving razor's cold and it stings
No.87613
So Mummybot says to me this morning "have you considered donating your body to Japan for whale research?"
Need a new thread soon.
No.87614
>>87608
>cold during the night
Bad.
>sunny during the day
Good.
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No.87616
Had 4 wants throughout the night and morning. My balls are empty and my dick hurts
No.87617
>>87615
She did. I was driving her back from the shop and she was lecturing me about my weight.
No.87618
>>87616
The 4 wants are:
Dan's
KFC
Karen
No.87619
>>87617
Tell her you won't drive her around any more if she is going to be nasty.
No.87621
G'morning NEETs
I feel hungover and I didn't even get drunk, fuckin' ripped off
>>87618
That's only 3 wants
No.87622
>>87621
>That's only 3 wants
Karen has 2 holes
No.87623
>>87621
Sometimes KFC gives me a hangover.
No.87624
>>87622
AH, kinda fell into that one didn't I ?
fuck, they ARE big holes
No.87628
New Thread: >>87625
New Thread: >>87625
New Thread: >>87625
New Thread: >>87625
New Thread: >>87625
New Thread: >>87625
No.87630
This thread was wonderful.
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