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File: d173899f67b1e18⋯.jpg (85.62 KB, 212x352, 53:88, 1483926112376.jpg)

 No.99676

The big 100,000 get is upon us. Will you be the lucky NEET immortalised? Use the power wisely please NEETs. Digits of these magnitude could get us all a gf if used properly.

 No.99680

Who is this man who beat me to starting a new bread.


 No.99682

>>99680

You were beaten by the best NEET here. The star of this board.


 No.99685

Just had a wank, feel empty as usual

Need to recharge the neet seed to feel full again


 No.99686

>>99685

Remember to take your soy lecithin supps.


 No.99687

I had some dodgy Suimin noodle cups yesterday. All the ingredients seemed stale. The powder came out of the sachets in big chunks. I am not buying them again.


 No.99688

>>99686

I heard dans making a new goon recipe that enhances your rape abilities


 No.99689

>>99688 (hailed)

Made from rapeseed.


 No.99690

>>99689

Well bantered.


 No.99691

>tfw sweden won


 No.99692

anyone itt


 No.99693

>>99692

Somewhat, but my roommate just yelled at me to go the fuck to bed so not anymore.


 No.99694

>>99691

With the power of bbc


 No.99695

>>99693

were you rustling around in the kitchen or something?


 No.99696

>>99693

Punch that dog in the face


 No.99697

>>99693

Shit in his shoes tbh


 No.99698

>>99697

Cum in his dads mouth


 No.99699

>>99682

You did make a very high quality thread. When I went to bed I was thinking that for the big get 99999 one of the late night NEETs would make a shit thread.


 No.99700

File: 4bf0aa4ab77114d⋯.png (788.79 KB, 1280x781, 1280:781, barry wilmore.png)

Good morning friends.


 No.99701


 No.99702

Morning neets. What shall we do with the epic power of the upcoming 100k? Maybe man can't be trusted with such things, and we should bury it in a mine or something.


 No.99703

>>99702

It will only grow in power until we won't be able to control it.

It is now or never.

Morning mate.


 No.99704

File: a17c6b8506eb53d⋯.png (394.72 KB, 517x493, 517:493, Untitled.png)

File: dbc02abcf643d44⋯.jpg (72.94 KB, 700x1000, 7:10, 232d78447b23c9634012c8edea….jpg)

What's the name of the presenter in the first pic?

While looking for a pic of her to work it out i found the second one of that Bev who sometimes is on.


 No.99705

>>99704

Nicole Chettle


 No.99706

>>99705

Good lad


 No.99707

Morning NEETs

can England go all the way


 No.99708

>>99704

Tracy Grimshaw


 No.99709

>>99700

Barry was on the goon


 No.99710

>>99702

Should be an abo porn post


 No.99711

>>99707

Morning mate.

>>99709

Yeah, Barry's a sick cunt. Gooning in space.


 No.99712

File: 8bad1d887cc2228⋯.jpg (86.1 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Posadist Creed.jpg)

Off to face the wrath of adulthood.

The game is not on a level playing field.

Have a good day NEETs.


 No.99713

>>99711

How's it been


 No.99714

File: 2d7538809256b65⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 32.71 KB, 678x452, 3:2, images(6).jpg)

Meanwhile, at the neet commune


 No.99715

>>99714

Morning NK


 No.99716

and to think i will be the one sleeping while the dayNEETs will get the get.

i suppose its all my fault for not being on at night and posting more before 3am.


 No.99717

>>99704

That second picture is Anthea Turner, a 58 year old UK television personality, not an ABC News presenter.


 No.99718

I would like it placed on the record that I was up before 8am this morning.

Good morning NEETs.


 No.99719


 No.99720

File: c44a3c7e4e64c14⋯.jpg (158.68 KB, 815x851, 815:851, 1492824433594.jpg)

>>99699

I knew there would be a claim that the 99999 was the bigger get than the 100000. We will need this question resolved before the event(s).


 No.99721

>>99712

Good luck today mate. Try not to get too stressed. See you when you get back.


 No.99722

>>99704

milf NEET strikes again.


 No.99723

>>99707

>can England go all the way

No they are the same mentally weak team as always.


 No.99724

>>99694

They have far fewer non-Swedes than I assumed they would based on past experience and the state of their country. Basically their entire starting team were Swedes, which is better than France, England and Belgium can say.


 No.99725

File: 732a217dc38efc3⋯.png (1.39 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out072521.png)

>>99702

>>99707

>>99712

>>99714

>>99715

>>99718

>>99719

Good morning freeters and NEETs. It's time to start the next day.


 No.99726

File: 1208637fa01742a⋯.jpg (27.67 KB, 601x508, 601:508, 2f7.jpg)

I do not care that Centrelink has still has not updated the ID that I handed to them in person two days ago.

This does not bother me. In many ways, it is a positive thing. I do not feel angry.


 No.99727

File: 39c7593692ec23f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 87.22 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 2018-07-04 08.27.11.jpg)

Big poo


 No.99728

Today a likely rainy day

Keep the internet away

A NEET needs fun in more fulfilling ways

Disconnect the wifi, YouTube say bye bye

Staying at home reading the tome

Have a break eat some mud cake

Then little NEETA plays his Vita

Browsing my wares with zero cares

Then feel snappy after a little nappy

The day passes by feel no sigh

Cause NEETA has focused like a caffeine high


 No.99729

File: bac37ac5ba131eb⋯.png (455.98 KB, 1022x753, 1022:753, fatcunts.png)


 No.99730

>>99729

Sounds more like a punishment than a prize.


 No.99731

I am trying to get off margarine because the types of fats are bad for your health. I don't like the taste of butter so today I tried dipping my bread in olive oil. It wasn't good at all. I think I will have to go back to marg.


 No.99732

>>99731

Just don't eat bread NEET.


 No.99733

>>99732

I really like it.


 No.99734

ordered a subway mad as asalad an the girl did no even cut the meats up


 No.99735

>>99734

Did you tell her you were not pleased by the way she had conducted herself?


 No.99736

>>99735

i slunked out


 No.99737

>>99736

You knew that you did not deserve better than the contempt you were shown. You have low self esteem.


 No.99738

File: aeb1d34011c2488⋯.png (139.37 KB, 946x412, 473:206, vitt.png)

I bought this for my French Press today. Does anyone know if it is any good?


 No.99739

File: 4dd963e3e3ea5e2⋯.png (3.41 KB, 173x83, 173:83, index.png)

>>99738

>tfw woke up feeling pressed


 No.99740

>>99739

It was the weight of your sins.


 No.99741

A slow day on the gen today. At this rate some wagie will get home and steal our big get(s).


 No.99742

File: dcd0a086fdf4b2d⋯.jpg (12.72 KB, 256x264, 32:33, tfw compressed.jpg)

>>99740

I lied; that's a photoshop of my face. In all honesty, today I woke up feeling compressed. Do you have any advice for me?


 No.99743

>>99741

We are the wagies. That's why it's so slow right now.


 No.99744

I'm off to work. Have a nice rape


 No.99745

>>99738

mountain gron contanes poo


 No.99746

>>99745

You are thinking of Civet coffee.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak


 No.99747

why are renters such human scum?


 No.99748

>>99747

I believe you meant to say "Why are some renters such human scum?".


 No.99749

I also want it on record that I was too depressed to get out of bed before midday.


 No.99750

>>99747

This is why nobody likes you.


 No.99751

File: ef3e0430121eb4a⋯.jpg (124.03 KB, 1217x372, 1217:372, Shit-eating grin boomers.jpg)

I'm in.


 No.99752

>>99750

fuck off renter

>>99748

9/10 ive met are scum mate its just fucked but the same is for land owners here as well mid meth coast is worse you get the more inland you go and im only 30 min


 No.99753

>>99751

>laffing boomers spending all your inheritence.jpg


 No.99754

File: 6fde3adb9115f8a⋯.jpg (1.38 MB, 2687x2319, 2687:2319, 27yearold.jpg)


 No.99755

>>99645

Are there any Australian homes that even have basements?

>>99687

Did you get them from IGA?

>>99701

It was a strange sight, the way some of them were 'fighting'.

>>99725

I'm yet to finish what I should have done yesterday.

>>99726

That's it m8, keep it all locked in.

>>99727

A poomerang?

>>99728

What a wonderful poem.

>>99731

Give lard a go.


 No.99756

>>99747

I think you just called 90% of us NEETs and our families scum, thank you.


 No.99757

>>99756

>not owning your own neethole

fell for the jewish usery meme


 No.99758

>>99757

Renting is not usury.


 No.99759

File: f4ad654314c4946⋯.png (4.55 KB, 262x88, 131:44, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.99760

File: e14293cc5e2bdc8⋯.jpg (119.07 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, flat,1000x1000,075,f.jpg)

Paying off a mortgage would be usury though


 No.99761

>>99760

now that buttcoins shat themselves what will be the new meme fad currency?


 No.99762

>>99761

NEETcoins


 No.99763

>>99755

>Did you get them from IGA?

No they were from Woolies


 No.99764

File: dd2e7166634295d⋯.mp4 (5.36 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Armored_Core_2_RoboComBat.mp4)

Since it is almost only a few hours until dusk, it is time for nostalgic vidya emulation and vodka.

>>99755

Probably only Josef Fritzl's place.


 No.99765

File: 27ebbc35c7c8833⋯.gif (80.42 KB, 592x415, 592:415, 1525661903515.gif)

I have been gambling again.


 No.99766

>>99765

stop that


 No.99767

>>99766

I've been winning and it keeps giving me more money to bet with. I just want it all gone.


 No.99768

>>99767

Put all that money you made into a savings account and don't touch it, just keep adding what ever you have left at the end of the month and use it to buy something nice or keep it for bad times.


 No.99769

>>99763

Asked because they were 1/2 price at IGA yesterday.


 No.99770

File: 3c1613b9358f7c9⋯.jpg (93.63 KB, 922x612, 461:306, Skippy Take Two.jpg)


 No.99771

>>99769

I paid full price ($1.55) which I never usually do with them. I usually only buy when they are $1 each or less. But I was craving them. What a mistake.


 No.99772

>>99770

I bet that journalist woman thought she was brave for watching it all.


 No.99773

>>99764

You just reminded me that life is better when drunk than sober. You're a true friend. I'm pouring a scotch & coke now.


 No.99774

Reached the "hungry all the time" stage of the diet.

The idea that your stomach shrinks is a complete meme.


 No.99775

>>99774

It might shrink after a few months


 No.99776

>>99775

Suffering is the only way.


 No.99777

>>99765

>>99766

איר גאַט צו זיין אין עס צו געווינען עס, גויים


 No.99778

>>99774

If one shits less, will their bowels shrink?


 No.99779

>>99778

Don't give the poo-posting NEET a heart attack.


 No.99780

>>99727

You should be banned for fooling me


 No.99781

File: 6bfc3cb2951c8a9⋯.jpg (138.72 KB, 600x889, 600:889, Mollys Game.jpg)

File: c874f75a4ab3e91⋯.jpg (414.5 KB, 1000x750, 4:3, mollys-game1000.jpg)

File: 915d5cb40cc5745⋯.png (443.11 KB, 1000x563, 1000:563, mollys-game.png)

Watched this last night. Enjoyed it a lot more than I thought I would. Perhaps it was the script, the acting or perhaps a moving score. But damned if it wasn't just the nearly 2.5 hours of staring at this beautifully-curved art-piece of a woman. I even got a bit teary-eyed at the end as I was so invested in her 'character'. Tits/10.


 No.99782

>>99742

Have a wank


 No.99783

>>99761

Cumdies


 No.99784

File: eb70665a93d1d7a⋯.jpg (6.76 KB, 275x183, 275:183, images(8).jpg)

>>99765

Good neet, now go fill up your sportsbet account and place some more bets. I hear they're offering some nice bonus bets right now


 No.99785

>>99783

Cumdies are neither a meme nor a fad, they are a way of life.


 No.99786

>>99784

I just withdrew $50 more than what I deposited. I have quit while I'm ahead again. The gambling Jew will not defeat me.


 No.99787

It's windy and rainy outside and I have the electric blanket cranked all the way up, might have a comfy wank


 No.99788

>>99787

Good luck, have fun.


 No.99789

>>99787

cud be shoking if u get alectrocuted


 No.99790

>>99789

>alectrocuted

G O O N E D

?


 No.99791

>>99790

There have been several posts today written in that deliberately illiterate style. Very immature.


 No.99792

>>99789

It's a wank proof blanket


 No.99793

>>99790

cant help it i left school in year 9


 No.99794

File: b59f6b5cc690dd2⋯.png (24.06 KB, 485x303, 485:303, images (13).png)

>Tfw all you get it lifelines answering machine


 No.99795

>>99791

>Very immature.

Getting the letters in the wrong order or excluding letter is understandable, but changing the order of the syllables to spell phonetically is more than just a spelling mistake.


 No.99796

>>99791

Probably another of Possum's personas.


 No.99798

>>99797

Did you take measurements, or is it still based on nXL labeling?


 No.99799

File: 513f5c815f1f995⋯.jpeg (49.22 KB, 352x418, 16:19, images (45).jpeg)

>>99797

How many xl are you?


 No.99801

File: 1a6376504ea3ec3⋯.jpg (26.77 KB, 432x611, 432:611, J181KL203_BLK_CROP.png.jpg)

This is the model they use for all their clothes. He is not even fat at all! He wears the XL size of everything.


 No.99802

>>99786

>The gambling Jew

Gamblor?


 No.99803

>>99802

The Jews who write the Simpsons made Gamblor up to distract attention away from themselves.


 No.99804

File: 29df14130be6b55⋯.gif (1.22 MB, 366x333, 122:111, f6377b3721bcaaed246657c30d….gif)

Become refreshed!


 No.99805

File: 7ce0460396ef1eb⋯.png (320.75 KB, 500x588, 125:147, loser_sweat_front_500x.png)

After a terrible week I broke down and had a glass of wine with dinner. Figure it didn't matter after I had bread with my lunch.


 No.99806

sacred aboriginal pornography


 No.99807

>>99805

>After a terrible week

What happened m8?


 No.99808

I'm suprised we ain't at the get yet

Oh well, there still is 5 hours left in the day


 No.99809

NEET Gang


 No.99810

>>99805

>Figure it didn't matter after I had bread with my lunch

This was faulty thinking but I suppose you already know that. Do not give up. Start afresh tomorrow.


 No.99811

>>99807

Just wagie shit filling in for two other absent people with a problem that shouldn't even be my responsibility.


 No.99812

>>99801

He's merely a foreman


 No.99813

>>99810

Dry July is such a normie meme, the damage excessive and ongoing alcohol consumption isn't going to be changed by having a month off. Especially when the first day available day they can pissed will probably result in them getting smashed.

>>99811

My perspective is that once you have solved that problem, those people who were absent can be quite nice to you because of it. It is always going to be a pain in ass, but just take it as it comes. I having dealt with a bit of shit in the past couple of months as a person in a temp position, but getting that experience and now trying to apply for a better job with the organisation has helped since they know how hard I will go to get through it all.


 No.99814

>>99813

I think I'm going to have a dry rest of the year, been drinking far too much recently and it's been making me quite depressed.


 No.99815

>>99813

>Dry July is such a normie meme

You sound like someone trying to justify what you know deep down is a poor decision.


 No.99816

I gotta stop habitually refreshing pages after I upload something, it can't be healthy.


 No.99817

>>99814

Now that's a life style decision I can support.

>>99815

I am a really light weight drinker. I have two beers on the weekend and that's all I ever want. Last weekend I had 1.4 standard drinks (one pre-mixed drink someone bought for me).

>>99816

Browse a range of new sites or something else and wait for refresh to tell you in the tab there is more posts.


 No.99818


 No.99819

>>99814

Good plan.


 No.99820

>>99817

>Browse a range of new sites or something else and wait for refresh to tell you in the tab there is more posts.

Good thinking, NEET. Don't want the rest of the day to go to waste.


 No.99821

180 more posts


 No.99822

Hi neets, happy I stopped by today after things became extremely busy for me

>>99821

because it looks like history is coming


 No.99823

>>99821

hopefully I get teh get


 No.99824

>>99823

we've been disappointed in the past


 No.99825

>>99823

I fear that some foreign meme flag will get it like the last couple of times.


 No.99826

>>99804

Becoming


 No.99827

NEETlore


 No.99828

BOONGDOM


 No.99829

File: 547d5a060843f99⋯.jpg (35.01 KB, 960x540, 16:9, 1b87466367dc1df3bc34b52b74….jpg)


 No.99830

>>99829

looks like a bondi young liberal.


 No.99831


 No.99832

>>99805

You'll be right m8. Small amounts of alcohol are said to be beneficial to health anyway, and there's something about wine being rich in antioxidants. Always remember that you can't see the horizon with your chin down, nor can you step forward if your bootstraps aren't securely pulled-up.


 No.99833

>>99831

Looks popular.


 No.99834

>>99829

Ridiculous tie knot.


 No.99835

>>99834

He's an 'amateur' after all.


 No.99836

>>99835

keeeeeek


 No.99837

>>99713

Good mate, good.


 No.99838

>>99715

It was like 4 o clock, he probably just got back from a hard nights raping in his newly refurbished astra.

Had to christen it again.


 No.99839

>>99717

I thought it was Bev something or rather


 No.99840

>>99718

10 past by my watch.


 No.99841

>>99720

Whatever one gets the special get. the 9's


 No.99842

>>99721

I had a rather hectic day, I am sort of scared to tell you all how it went.


 No.99843

Looks like the comfy catch-up is on.


 No.99844

>>99842

I want all the details please.


 No.99845

>>99729

Did you enter?


 No.99846

>>99845

It's a requirement for Bulk Up July


 No.99847

>>99843

It is.

>>99844

Firstly my morning shift that was supposed to be from 7:30 - 9:30 went longer than expected, it got to 9:30 and the client was only just getting in the shower and still needed to do some exercises and get dressed.

And the interview was at 11….


 No.99848

>>99845

I just posted this board URL as the reason we need free KFC for a year.


 No.99849

>>99847

The suspense, it's killing me.


 No.99850

>>99738

That's the one I'm having now, I bought the same thing.

When I was having the pods that flavour was my favourite.

It's better than the harris blend imo.


 No.99851

>>99850

I will give my review of it once I have tried it.


 No.99852

>>99849

I called their office at 9:30 but to no avail, they did not answer. I felt jittery for the next couple of hours. I finally got out of that shift at 11:30.

I checked my phone and there was a missed call at 11:20.

And on my resume it says I strive for punctuality…


 No.99853

>>99852

I am praying for a happy ending here.


 No.99854

>>99749

Noted.


 No.99855

>>99755

I had a mate with a basement (he grew dope in it)

>the way some of them were 'fighting'.

Yeah they were fly kicking and flying elbows and shit.

Pretty strange.


 No.99856

>>99853

I rang them and got through to their receptionist, I told her that my shift went much longer than I had anticipated and that I was very sorry for keeping them waiting.

I thought to myself, this has to be the end of this opportunity….


 No.99857

>>99856

I am seeing a glimmer of hope now.


 No.99858

>>99770

Not a bad story, at least they're not really paining roo shooters as evil murderers


 No.99859

>>99857

I told her that I was really keen to get there but prior engagements had held me up and that I even had some interview clothes that I planned to change in to for the interview

She said she did not care….


 No.99860

Rape rape rape your dad gently up the bum

Merrily merrily merrily merrily rape is better with roofies


 No.99861

>>99859

I bet she was impressed by your candour.


 No.99862

>>99860

NK you boong.


 No.99863

>>99777

ווער דאַרעס ווינס

>worthy get


 No.99864

File: de7948d2d55387a⋯.png (74.15 KB, 600x516, 50:43, watch_it_cunt.png)


 No.99865

>>99862

You're a boong


 No.99866

>>99861

She said just come in what you have on. I got there and met the lady, then met the CEO.

The interview wasn't even with the HR people.

He did some of the basic "check your paperwork" stuff then showed me around the office. They are renovating shit at the moment and expanding and diversifying.

He the asked me to leave the room…


 No.99867

>>99785

The cum sock is the way of the subtle NEET.


 No.99868

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>99855

Found some footage of the brawl


 No.99869

File: dee4d251f568f00⋯.jpeg (7.66 KB, 361x408, 361:408, 3a09dc0e69c815cb081b5f4c9….jpeg)

>>99791

I didn't notice.


 No.99870

>>99866

>He the asked me to leave the room…

They were discussing you. Judging you. Not pleasant feelings. But I am confident it all turns out well.


 No.99871

>>99870

I had been under the impression that I was applying for some casual shift work and some extra hours to compliment my current lack of hours and job.

Do you want to know the grand outcome?


 No.99872

>>99871

They offered you a full time position and you said yes.


 No.99873

/auswagies/


 No.99874


 No.99875

>>99860

Surely you could have rhymed bum with cum?


 No.99876

>>99872

I'm telling the story cunt.


 No.99877

>>99876

It is the storyteller's fault if the audience can guess the ending.


 No.99878

>>99876

get on wit it


 No.99879

>>99858

Yes, especially considering the way he killed the joey. I wouldn't be surprised if the SJWs start shit about it in the coming days.

>>99863

>Who dares wins

He who dares to gamble?


 No.99880

>>99805

The week is only half over.


 No.99881

hmm


 No.99882

>>99877

Yeah, I ruined it.

I am not a very good storyteller.

I got a job assessing peoples claims for NDIS, not even a shitkicker job. I'll assign people work.

I'm signing the forms tomorrow.


 No.99883

>>99882

Good for you, bloke.


 No.99884

File: 7f001b60e6126b1⋯.jpg (44.87 KB, 570x487, 570:487, 1458252499439.jpg)

>>99882

Well done mate. Congratulations!


 No.99885

>>99882

>I got a job assessing peoples claims for NDIS

Remember accept all of us young neets and ignore all women and old farts


 No.99886

>>99814

Good idea. Dry July is not a test that you can fail, it is up to you as to how much you lessen.

The idea is just to be self aware of your habit.


 No.99887

File: 214311cddbc8827⋯.jpg (11.92 KB, 506x606, 253:303, images(9).jpg)

>We are now more than halfway through the year


 No.99888

>>99704

rude, you can see her nipples and pubics


 No.99889

>>99882

You might end up assessing a few of us, pending the outcome of any future DSP claims.


 No.99890

>>99886

Drinking has never really been a habit for me, I'd have a drink maybe once a month or so but I've been under a bit of stress the last few months and I've been getting blinded almost once a week for the last 2 months.


 No.99891

>>99885

>>99884

>>99883

Thank you, I did it for all of you.

I just lowered my guard and was totally honest.

If I had a HR stacy it would've been shit but the CEO took a shine to my openness and honesty.

It's 9-5 5 days a week.

Real Wagie hours.

On a side not (this explains why I say it's for all of you) I called my dad and the first thing he said was why did you do that? You'll lose your healthcare card… What the fuck aye? It really killed me. I called him before I even got in my car to go home.

He is worried I'll lose the job and then a complication concerning my health will fuck me up and I wont have subsidised meds/care.

Then I called in to my nans and she went on about how I need to be careful that they are not scamming me.

This shit has been 10 years in the making and the amount of whinging the family has put me through has made me the insecure, scared person I am and I finally live up to their almost unrealistic expectations and they dont even give me a proper congrats.

Dad called up later and said he hoped I didn't take offence so I said I've come to expect it, laughed and said it's just a joke brah.

Some people cant be satisfied or like having shit to complain about.

I know deep down they are proud but it's not a sin to show support or compassion or express praise.

Sorry for ending a relatively good story on a downer.


 No.99892

File: d731771b0ae7ead⋯.jpg (20.72 KB, 250x325, 10:13, 1422871792834.jpg)

>>99888

impressive


 No.99893

>>99891

So what you're saying is that the ExecutiveNEET helped you out


 No.99894


 No.99895

>>99891

People can be very disappointing sometimes. Most of them are caught up with their own bullshit and insecurities and just project all their garbage onto everyone else, including their family and children.

You have done so well mate. I really admire you. You have fought through so much shit.


 No.99896

>>99891

My parents kind of did the same thing when I started part time waging, they were worried I'd get kicked off my DSPbux and that if I lost the job I wouldn't be able to get back on it.


 No.99897

>>99891

Sorry to hear your family are like that.

That sort of thing is one of the reasons there is three or four generations of unemployed in some families in some suburbs.


 No.99898

>>99891

You're family are probably accustomed to you not being employed or in a position that could lead to independence. Their behaviour is not out of the ordinary. Do you know when you start this new job?


 No.99899

>>99896

It is worth it to try some waging even if you do lose your DSPbux, but you don't lose your bux anyway. I think even if you earn enough at your job to be getting paid $0 bux a fortnight, you can still get straight back on the bux if you lose your job within two years. It is deliberately designed that way so it doesn't act as a disincentive to disabled people taking on some work.


 No.99900

>>99848

Why didn't you apply?


 No.99901

99 posts to go


 No.99902

>>99899

Yeah thats what I explained, I only work 4 hours a day 3 days a week so I don't loose much of my bux but I come off better with the extra from waging.


 No.99903

>>99900

I applied for all of us.


 No.99904

>>99851

It's pretty good, I couldn't taste the mountain though.


 No.99905

>>99904

Probably because you were born at low altitude.


 No.99906

>>99905

Deep in the valley


 No.99907

>>99906

The uncanny valley


 No.99908

>>99889

I will accept anyone with a strong aroma


 No.99909

You are going to be able to afford a big sensual Hilux now mate. Only now you won't have any free time to drive it anywhere. The wagie conundrum.


 No.99910

>>99908

lovely


 No.99911

>>99895

Thanks mate, I was surprised at how i brushed off the criticisms.

>>99896

Yeah he said I should tell the boss hat I can only do 30 hours because that is my benchmark.

I haven't even got the job and this is the best opportunity I have ever had and he wants me to start making demands.

>>99897

He is and has always been employed, I don't get it.

>>99898

He said monday

>>99909

I will have the weekends for fishing with a very special friend

Also, do any of you know how to quit a job?

I said I was busy tomorrow and I hated lying but I didn't want to say I quit considering I haven't actually signed the papers yet.


 No.99912

>>99911

>Also, do any of you know how to quit a job?

I presume you phone them up and say unfortunately I am going to have to quit.

>weekends

They will be for doing all the shit you would normally do on weekdays but have to put off.


 No.99913

>>99911

Don't resign until you have signed papers with the new lot.

Ideally you'll need to write a resignation letter and hand it to your employer.


 No.99914

>>99911

Send an email to your manager telling them you are resigning, effective immediately.


 No.99915

>>99911

>Also, do any of you know how to quit a job?

The morally right way is to tell your boss, my way is to simply not show up to work and make any form of contact. This is also known as 'burning bridges'. Don't do what I've alway done. The sooner you tell them the better.


 No.99916

>>99911

If you had a formal agreement with your current employer, you'll also need to honour whatever notice period you agreed to when you started.


 No.99917

>>99912

>>99913

>>99914

>>99915

>>99916

Cheers, I think I'll tell them on Friday once the papers are signed then do my Saturday shift.

I am casual so I don't think there is any need for 2 weeks notice


 No.99918

>>99917

>I am casual so I don't think there is any need for 2 weeks notice

Correct.


 No.99919


 No.99920

>>99917

Telling your client will probably be harder than telling your boss.


 No.99921

>>99919

That Cheststain bird is normally a ranga.


 No.99922

>>99920

Is this the same client you only started with like last week or the week before?


 No.99923

>>99918

Thanks bud

>>99920

Yeah, that guy is a good bloke.

He asked me a while back if I wasn't his carer would I still go around and see him.


 No.99924

>>99923

>if I wasn't his carer would I still go around and see him

Are you going to? You probably shouldn't.


 No.99925

>>99922

He was the first one.


 No.99926

Jew Esse

Jew Esse

Jew Esse


 No.99927

Jew Esse

Jew Esse

Jew Esse


 No.99928

>>99927

Only 72 more of these.


 No.99929

>>99923

He'll probably kill himself when he hears the news you won't be coming back.


 No.99930

>>99929

Probably wheel his chair onto the train track.


 No.99931

>>99930

An appalling comment. Disgraceful.


 No.99932

>>99931

But the one prior was ok?


 No.99933

>>99932

They were both disgusting.


 No.99934

>>99929

Absolutely revolting remark.


 No.99935

>>99933

have a cry m7


 No.99936

File: 213c18a5d97130a⋯.png (423.75 KB, 538x390, 269:195, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.99937

>>99936

An awful image.


 No.99938

>>99933

I was simply stating a possibility. Imagine how many times an actual disabled person faces over their lifetime. This could be the tipping point in his.


 No.99939

>>99937

I think you're feigning outrage at this point.


 No.99940


 No.99941

>>99938

faces rejection*


 No.99942

>>99938

I'm actually disabled


 No.99943

I love Israel


 No.99944

>>99942

Me too, narkyNEET is a dickhead.


 No.99945


 No.99946

>>99944

Nah he's fine, just as long as he doesn't think abies are good


 No.99947

Israel is my greatest ally


 No.99948

File: aa01196ce95f61f⋯.png (1.26 MB, 1000x533, 1000:533, ClipboardImage.png)

UNNA


 No.99949

>>99948

I want a Katawa Shoujo with UNNAs


 No.99950

>>99945

>45

>as in the based 45th president

He's almost as based for based israel as that based nigger Obama


 No.99951

It is approaching fast now.


 No.99952

24 of the gens i can remember making.


 No.99953

>>99942

Go on

>>99944

You're being unreasonable. I didn't make the train-track comment btw.


 No.99954

>>99953

I made the train track comment, and I'll not apologise for it.


 No.99955

>>99953

I have Autism


 No.99956

>>99952

I can remember you making more than that, making them garbage with the quality of your posts that is.


 No.99957

>>99954

A wicked post


 No.99958

>>99957

This is why people don't like you.


 No.99959

Some deeply unacceptable posts this evening. This post >>99929 was terrible and the only replies it should have got were condemnations, not more remarks along the same lines.

I don't know what to do about some of these narky NEETs.


 No.99960

>>99958

A horrible remark


 No.99961

File: 425576b1de4110d⋯.jpg (1.02 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2018-07-04 18.55.15.jpg)

Reinstalling windows since its pretty fucked up

Made sure to back up all my aboriginal porn thou


 No.99962

>>99959

Are you for real? People can't even make jokes or observations about these things?


 No.99963

>>99959

Hey BO, I've been meaning to ask, what NEET are you


 No.99964

I know there's one NEET minus an arm, and another with serious back issues IIRC. Besides them you're all just mentally disadvantaged tbqh.


 No.99965

>>99961

>Windows

>Not UNNAbunta


 No.99966

>>99959

It's ok mate, thanks for trying to herd the pigs though.

I think they just want to get to the get quicker, same as the Israel posts.

I like to believe that all he people on this board, at least the regular NEETs have a deep bond of care and friendship.


 No.99967

>>99962

Read the rules, /ausneets/ is a bully free zone.


 No.99968

>>99964

I'm brain is PHYSICALLY messed up


 No.99969

>>99967

Who was bullied? The disabled guy who isn't even on this board?


 No.99970

>>99964

One also has an acquired brain injury I think.

I haven't heard from him in a while.


 No.99971

>>99962

>People can't even make jokes or observations about these things?

Not when those observations and jokes are designed to cause one of the NEETs distress. Can't you see how upsetting for new job NEET those remarks must be?


 No.99972

>>99967

There is no Bully, only Bants


 No.99973

>>99969

If you can't say it to their face, you shouldn't say it at all.


 No.99974

>>99965

The instalation fucked up now I gotta make a USB version of the disk because the dvd won't copy it correctly


 No.99975

BullyNEET


 No.99976

>>99973

I called a woman a nigger in a supermarket a couple of months back, remember?


 No.99977

>>99971

I appreciate it but I'm not distressed, I just think it's a bit of a cunt attitude. It can be done well though, he just isn't funny.


 No.99978

>>99972

That was on 4/pol/

We have progressed to sincerity.


 No.99979

>>99959

>I evoked the wrath of a beta

>>99962

Sadly he isn't joking

>>99963

He's the one and only monk-loving beta cuck. Whenever you see a post asking for or desiring to know what happened to 'Monk', that's our beloved BO and his orbiting ways.


 No.99980

>>99979

Your NEETlore is way off.


 No.99981

>>99974

you need an UNNASB


 No.99982

File: ae0520526f705a4⋯.gif (3.42 MB, 320x180, 16:9, vY6ngD.gif)

Test


 No.99983

>>99979

>Whenever you see a post asking for or desiring to know what happened to 'Monk', that's our beloved BO

Uhh that's me though, except I'm not the BO


 No.99984

BullyNEET beating up the other NEETs for their goodboy points


 No.99985

>>99978

>Implying this board hasn't evolved into being NK's banterland


 No.99986

What happened to Hans


 No.99987

>>99971

>Can't you see how upsetting for new job NEET those remarks must be?

No, and neither can you because you aren't him.


 No.99988


 No.99989

>>99985

NK is the only one that gets an exception and you all should know that and know why.


 No.99990

I did 9/11


 No.99991

99999 and 100000 are spoiled now


 No.99992

>>99989

Except I do it too and get away with it


 No.99993

>>99986

Yeah haven't seen him in a while, I hope he wasn't culturally enriched.


 No.99994

>>99991

What did he mean by this


 No.99995

File: 4f18be49593207e⋯.png (107.64 KB, 1006x674, 503:337, 1530186010193.png)


 No.99996

File: e4290dba388134f⋯.jpg (15 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 015c781ab6736b54157634b568….jpg)

File: ef16cd4c9f1ebc0⋯.jpg (65.06 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, serveimage.jpg)

Dry July is it

Perfect month to come on in for a Carlton Dry


 No.99997

>>99992

No you dont.


 No.99998

DAN


 No.99999

QUINTS FOR POSSUM


 No.100000

UNNA


 No.100001

NAIDOC week


 No.100003

>>99996

Fuck you Dan


 No.100004

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


 No.100005


 No.100006

>>100005

the 9's are the get dumb dumb


 No.100007

>>100005

'N WOIGHT CAHNTS GET OFF MAH LAND


 No.100008

>>99991

told ya


 No.100009

>>99964

>Besides them you're all just mentally disadvantaged tbqh.

Yeah. I don't know how normies do it, Cenno hooked me up with a phone sales job and I just kept vomiting.

Sour atmosphere for the 100k get.

>>99999

>>100000

There you go it was just lazy shitposts, everyone move on.


 No.100010


 No.100011

File: 674db74e606474e⋯.jpg (31.82 KB, 499x499, 1:1, 1426228168702.jpg)

>>99999

Thank you mate. I'm honoured. Do I get to make a wish?


 No.100012

>>100009

>just lazy shitposts,

The same thing was done for cheesy and not he is too cool for any of us.


 No.100013

File: f6e1788de39e575⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 41.41 KB, 640x480, 4:3, DANNED.jpg)

>>100008

>Implying UNNA is spoiled

>>100009

>Implying UNNA is lazy

racist whoite cahnt


 No.100014

>>100010

Yes they are.


 No.100015

>>99999

The eternal possum


 No.100016

>>100011

Those dubs say yes


 No.100017

>>100011

You get to make endless wishes, you are the special NEET.


 No.100018

Going to bed.

Hope to wake up banned.


 No.100019

>>100018

I hope to wake up Danned


 No.100020

>>100018

Goodnight BullyNEET


 No.100021

UNNA DID IT


 No.100022

>>100018

Sweet dreams, I hope you learn the meaning of love in your slumber.


 No.100023

>>100018

Good night nasty NEET. I hope the night brings you wisdom.


 No.100024

File: 75294921fd710e6⋯.jpg (536.77 KB, 1700x2338, 850:1169, Eternal.jpg)

>>100015

Forever watching and documenting while misdirecting all.


 No.100025

>>100024

The celestial possum.


 No.100027

>>100025

>The celestial possum.

Not only an absolute star but a literal one.


 No.100028

>>100026

Hush now, time for sleep.


 No.100029

>tfw missed my shot at 100k glory because I was having a shit


 No.100030

>>100026

>weight issues

I think you mean weight blessings


 No.100031

>>100029

Typical boong behaviour mate.

You would've just posted abo porn anyway.


 No.100032

>>100029

A missed opportunity and a shit you will never forGET


 No.100033


 No.100034

>>100031

I would never


 No.100035

File: 85af12f89add545⋯.jpg (109.7 KB, 688x1536, 43:96, 1517785447477.jpg)

>>100027

You are far too kind. I don't deserve such things.


 No.100036

Jonathan > Jotaro > Joseph > Josuke


 No.100037

File: 85eee43404943f7⋯.png (2.89 KB, 319x66, 29:6, UNNAget.PNG)

>>100029

Thanks, I now have beat that 123456 get I got on a q LARP board


 No.100038

>>100036

Bart JoJo Simpson > All


 No.100039

>>100028

Almost, few more shots of whisky should get me there.


 No.100040

>>100037

I hope you stick that screenshot in your resume


 No.100041

>>100000000000003

>>99789

kek


 No.100042

aboriginal scrotum tick


 No.100043

That extra digit on the reply number really makes the board feel more grown up.


 No.100044

>>100042

*tickle


 No.100045

>>100041

>>>100000000000003

God help us all if that ever links to a post


 No.100046

>>100041

I do not understand this post.


 No.100047

>>100043

We are not little children anymore.


 No.100048

>>100045

Links don't retroactively become valid like that unfortunately. To demonstrate: >>100048


 No.100049

That demonstrates something different, which is that self-links don't work either

>>100051


 No.100050

>>100048

Maybe they will by the time we get to that number

that's pretty interesting though, thanks neet


 No.100051

Linked.


 No.100052

I'm a bit puffed out from all that excitement.


 No.100053

I'm a bit puffed out from blowing NEETs all day


 No.100054


 No.100055

I got blown from a puffy NEET today.


 No.100056


 No.100057

>>100055

plz leave John


 No.100058

>>100057

Hey puffyNEET, I like watching you jiggle when you run.


 No.100059

>>100058

I'm a SkeleNEET


 No.100060


 No.100061

>>100055

>Not Existing or Even True?


 No.100062

File: 3942c407082a44a⋯.jpg (131.02 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Sugai1.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs


 No.100063

Is obesity a symptom of mental illness?


 No.100064

>>100062

Early to bed, early to rise. Sweet dreams NEET.


 No.100065

>>100062

Good night fellow emotionally-disabled person.


 No.100066

>>100062

Goodnight Minmay.


 No.100067

>>100063

It can be.


 No.100068

>>100062

Good night oriental enthusiast


 No.100069

File: 54af162d56b450e⋯.png (42.68 KB, 180x180, 1:1, dann.png)

>>100062

>tfw this gook got more (you)s than me


 No.100070

>>100069

gooks are qt


 No.100071

>>100070

Gooks turn me off


 No.100072

sideways australasian bagina


 No.100073

Cheesecake here, I think I'm a actual wagie now.


 No.100074

>>100071

Gooks get me off*

* when I pay them to


 No.100075

>>100073

Imposter!


 No.100076


 No.100077

>>100075

It really isn't. That post is mine


 No.100078


 No.100079

>>100073

Well done Cheesy! It looks like a lot of NEETs are doing well for themselves.


 No.100080

>>100078

>>100079

Thanks m8s, another good thing now is I can use my $3200 in working credit.


 No.100081

>>100080

>having a credit card


 No.100082


 No.100083

>>100077

Hacker!

>>100080

Perhaps some of that could pay for your current/soon-to-be-ex client's upcoming funeral costs?


 No.100084

>>100000

there it is


 No.100085

>>100083

>Perhaps some of that could pay for your current/soon-to-be-ex client's upcoming funeral costs?

What are you talking about? That was another NEET with that carer job. I work with computers.


 No.100086

>>100085

Well fuck me, sorry Cheesy. Thought it was you all along. How's T_?


 No.100087

File: 4d874db71825c7b⋯.jpg (6.1 KB, 214x236, 107:118, 1524033973321.jpg)


 No.100088

>>100086

She is alright, very happy I got a job. She reads the threads sometimes, its great I can share some of the memes IRL, I've shown her my Dan Murphys member card.


 No.100089

>>100088

>I've shown her my Dan Murphys member card

Kek. Good to hear things are still going well with you.


 No.100090

>>100087

>tfw his stupidity is my reality

>tfw paying off the interest on a 4k credit-card debt using tax-payer's money


 No.100091

>>100090

That's a very high res credit card debt


 No.100093

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

tfw normals if nightcore is shit then what is this! check mate haters

new board anthem? new board anthem.

>>99999

who is possum


 No.100094

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.100095

>>100093

>english

trashman.jpg


 No.100096


 No.100097

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>100094

i actually meant to link


 No.100098


 No.100099

Hey Thalia, if you're reading this I just wanted to let you know that my 'cheesecake' is bigger than… um… Cheesecakes…

Although it's 'missing' a 'slice' ie. circumcised.


 No.100100

File: af5cc86c439668e⋯.gif (509.86 KB, 700x827, 700:827, 1478502990604.gif)

>>100088

> She reads the threads sometimes

ive never had a gf this into me… tho ive never had a real channer gf before. its sounding like i should try but

<where to find one

tfw


 No.100101

>>100099

appalling post


 No.100102

>>100091

Oh it's very visible

>>100093

This board isn't for you, leave.


 No.100103

>>100099

Disgusting.


 No.100104

>>100100

><where to find one

>>>/r9k apparently


 No.100105

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.100106

>>100105

reddit me me


 No.100107

>>100101

>>100103

What's another name for an aboriginal orphanage?

Centrelink


 No.100108

File: 3019da3a3090feb⋯.jpg (30.45 KB, 613x280, 613:280, 17201418_10210042246986303….jpg)

>>100095

tfw your such a low level weeb you havnt even accepted the japanese social status that tactical english speaking can bring


 No.100109

>>100099

BO, delet this


 No.100110

File: 4b7f663023fbc99⋯.webm (4 MB, 640x360, 16:9, RUNNING GIRL.webm)

>>100104

brb finding gf


 No.100111

File: 934c6a3b49da42e⋯.png (8.26 KB, 300x100, 3:1, banners.png)

>>100041

>100000000000003


 No.100112

>>100110

be careful /r9k/ is a dangerous place, you might end up becoming someones gf.


 No.100113

>>99992

I molested you as a young boy


 No.100114

>>100113

An abominable post


 No.100115

>>100114

I molested the abominal snowman when he was a young boy


 No.100116

>>100112

nature works in mysterious ways


 No.100117

>>100115

reprehensible


 No.100118

>>100116

Erect aboriginal penises work in mysterious ways


 No.100119

>>100118

most don't work at all


 No.100120

>>100119

nice double entendre


 No.100121

File: bd6c48428f68962⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 76.62 KB, 1024x737, 1024:737, ge5351739497524645318.jpg)


 No.100122

File: e8b6b7b2ff4abd6⋯.png (8.01 KB, 302x195, 302:195, CaptchaIsArudeCunt.png)

Howdy NEETs

Been away for a bit

Quite drunk, considering getting drunker

Discuss

PS Captcha was quite rude to me


 No.100123

>>100122

Hello mate. What have you been up to?


 No.100124

>>100123

Howdy man

Been quite good actually, getting my head in order,exercising a lot , more boring shit

Tonight is a temporary aberration

Had a somewhat shit day so I grabbed a bottle

How goes it with you ?


 No.100125

>>99999

Well done m99999/12499


 No.100126

>>100000

This was an ok post.

>>100002

>tfw dodged bullet


 No.100127

I am okay, thanks for asking. It sounds like you have been doing well.

One day indulging bad habits is fine. So long as you make sure it is only the one day and doesn't stretch into a week or more.


 No.100128

File: ba34038acacf2e8⋯.jpg (8.94 KB, 231x244, 231:244, 1468841811170-1[1].jpg)

>>100127

All good m8, it's just the once.

Gonna shitpost a bit more, listen to some Rammstein and pass out.

Then back to the grind.


 No.100129

Remember to drink lots of metamucil tonight for tomorrow's big poos, word on the street is the poo department's going to be doing surprise inspections tomorrow


 No.100130

>that 10000 year old boomer


 No.100131

>>100129

Do a skid in the astra


 No.100132

File: df9f61109cba039⋯.png (244.48 KB, 680x510, 4:3, df9f61109cba03947f34ebb985….png)

>>100129

>the poo department's going to be doing surprise inspections tomorrow


 No.100133

File: 4c68b108a2d570f⋯.png (208.68 KB, 550x623, 550:623, a_great_man.png)

Paying homage to a great man maybe next time I'll try it sober and with more effort


 No.100134

>>100133

That is good work mate. Very Dan.


 No.100135

>>100133

>tfw PicassoDan

Bloody good job m8


 No.100136

>>100133

Incredible. New zeniths of drunken NEET art is the gen's for the taking.


 No.100137

File: 8d616e363dd431e⋯.png (27.57 KB, 1032x581, 1032:581, FuckinA.png)


 No.100138

>>100131

Too many skids in my cumdies already


 No.100139

>>100138

I'll fuckin' fight you cunt


 No.100140

>>100139

I'll fight-rape you cunt


 No.100141

>>100140

I'll fight-rape-get drunk and be mates-then fagneet style rape you when your relaxed cunt


 No.100142

>>100077

Good work mate


 No.100143

>>100141

I never let my rape guard down, I'm always prepared


 No.100144

>>100137

That's must have taken hours


 No.100145

>>100133

Nicely done


 No.100146

File: 7616e6ca22358f5⋯.jpg (12.74 KB, 250x189, 250:189, chastity-belt[1].jpg)

>>100143

Unless … I have the key

>>100144

32 seconds actually, and somehow it's better than my usual scribbling.

Praise Dan


 No.100147

File: d3083a6a4a94e5f⋯.jpg (256.61 KB, 600x892, 150:223, actor-onoe-eizaburo-i-as-a….jpg)

I started watching a movie (not one of you know who's) and fell asleep. I'm going to crash.

Sweet dreams NEETs but extra blessed dreams to magical quints NEET.

Good night friends.


 No.100148

File: a72aca21c81f167⋯.png (314.06 KB, 1053x1080, 39:40, 1530342911846.png)

>>100147

Good night full time job NEET. You have had a busy day and deserved that nap. My congratulations again on doing so well. You are inspirational.

Sweet dreams.


 No.100149

>tfw I'm drunk, I'll just shitpost on ausneets a bit becomes 2 hours

>>100147

>>100148

G'night NEETs, may large breasted nymphomaniacs sing you to your rest, and maybe do things to your penis's


 No.100150

>>100149

Good night.


 No.100151

>tfw depressed


 No.100152

File: 26773eec8a0c128⋯.jpg (29.38 KB, 300x300, 1:1, PepeFinger.jpg)

>>100151

>tfw ginormous penis I am currently inserting into sexy checkout chick


 No.100153

>>100152

I will crush my nuts in a vice if you can prove it


 No.100154

>>100153

tbh I am actually making progress on a my cute large bottomed checkout chick

tfw may actually achieve the NEET dream

Updates in 1 week

I was lying about the ginormous penis bit though


 No.100155

what are you night owl neets up to


 No.100156

>>100155

Storyboarded an animation and I'm up looking at Youtube-SEO centric videos.

Nothing too notable.


 No.100157

>>100156

I'm impressed you have a constructive hobby


 No.100158

>>100157

I've had my fair sure of being up until 4am eating leftover frozen pizzas and pissing in bottles.

I will say something of note: the indie dev world seems way smaller than I originally thought. Everyone seems to know everyone. I'm loitering around this british devs who know this asian devs who know these obscure german devs and they're all friends and you're just wondering when that scathing review you left on the asian dev's work is going to blow in your face because the german devs have taken to pushing your reviews and

Yeah. What a world.


 No.100159

Can't sleep. My alarm is set to go off in about three hours.

Do any of you use oroboro app for phone posting? It keeps saying that data didn't send properly.


 No.100160

>>100158

There's a thread on /f/ about dev stuff. I just saw it but understood none of it.


 No.100161

The original spell used came from a line of warlocks all working to achieve this same goal of immortality. At the time the world was different from now, so the spell used at the time was adapted to that state. This lead to a restriction which wasn't visible at the time but is quite problematic today. It only works with the bloodtype dominant at the time of its creation. Because the original tradition hadn't been passed on to new followers and was forgotten in the long years passing since the original spell was cast, they relied on using the blood of the community leaders. For a long time, science was primitive in this area and blood types were unknown, so the magic failed most of the time. After identifying this problem a number of warlocks made attempts at creating a spell for all blood types, but this resulted in a diluted version which failed to lead the target person to immortality. Instead they died at a certain age, but no one lived much beyond 1000 years.


 No.100162

Morning neets. Once again we had the chance to turn our lives around using the power of quints, and once again we pissed it all away. What are you up to today?


 No.100164

Test


 No.100165


 No.100166

File: ea28293a191a5c9⋯.jpg (244.24 KB, 700x1130, 70:113, afb7e3334a376a2da5a0d21284….jpg)

Good morning friends.


 No.100167


 No.100168

>>100166

An evil carpet.


 No.100169

File: b32676915f1375c⋯.png (198.28 KB, 2000x1738, 1000:869, cheese.png)

I thought there were more quality gets but the only real quality one for us as a whole was from Cheesy.


 No.100170

>>100168

It is, good morning mate.


 No.100171

File: b3e3514ad0df329⋯.png (34.34 KB, 1017x449, 1017:449, lol1.png)

File: e579b4a98689d44⋯.png (9.71 KB, 648x58, 324:29, lol2.png)


 No.100172

>>100171

Maybe we just have a higher standard of what a close friend is these days.


 No.100173

Morning NEETs


 No.100174

>>100173

Good morning.


 No.100175

>>100088

>She reads the threads sometimes, its great I can share some of the memes IRL

She better not post in them.


 No.100176

>>100162

One NEET got the power of quints last night to utilise at his pleasure.


 No.100177

File: f1d7d7ea4468aa6⋯.jpg (15.82 KB, 260x260, 1:1, 0157761fbba794b.jpg)

>>100175

Tee Hee


 No.100178

File: ebc8ceada21c214⋯.png (1.7 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out072825.png)

>>100162

>>100166

>>100170

>>100173

>>100174

Good morning freeters and NEETs. Make sure to punish your GFs when (not if) they misbehave.


 No.100179

>>100178

I-I don't have a GF


 No.100180

>>100178

No pats on the head for Karen, just a whipping from my big stick.


 No.100181

>>100179

You can't sit with us.


 No.100182

>>100181

He will get awkward and say stuff that will embarrass us in front of the gfs.


 No.100183

File: d0e269a303ad99e⋯.jpg (53.93 KB, 793x786, 793:786, 1519860341205.jpg)


 No.100184

File: b319f13ab2f8aee⋯.jpg (71.48 KB, 530x621, 530:621, tumblr_oozkk8tAra1u4ekk7o1….jpg)

Off to face the day. Have a good one NEETs.


 No.100185

Big NEET

Big poo

Big boong

Big rape

Big day


 No.100186

File: a51bf35397724ec⋯.png (348.93 KB, 728x780, 14:15, a51bf35397724ec28be474bbb8….png)

Im back, nice gets. Didn't glass anyone and btfo my sisters bf at poker.

>>100088

>She reads the threads sometimes

I don't need this kind of pressure.


 No.100187

>>100186

Is ur sister hot?


 No.100188

>>100187

Sure, if you like flat as a washboard.


 No.100189

>>100188

post pics


 No.100190

File: 7cf8441907c9f6f⋯.jpg (25.93 KB, 474x711, 2:3, 685db5ad6821c2fe4d0bd043b5….jpg)

>>100189

No, but I always say she looks like pic related.


 No.100191

>>100190

I could disappoint her in ways she can't even fathom yet.


 No.100192

How quickly does cenno put advance payments through ?

They said 1-2 days, I'm hoping it's 1


 No.100193


 No.100194

>>100176

I am going to hold the power in reserve until the time is ripe.


 No.100195

I would like to put on the record that I was up before 10am this morning.


 No.100196

Are you fucking kidding me? I delivered my identity documents to the bitch at centrelink three days ago and they still haven't verified them, so I can't finish making my claim.

I forgot about the G E T and didn't even get to make an attempt because I took the dog to the lake this morning. I've missed out on GF2018 and I come back from the run to discover the winner for 100K18 has already been drawn.

Anyway, good morning Australian NEETs, International NEETs, Australian wagies, international wagies, and Tahlia.


 No.100197

>>100192

I applied on a Tuesday and got paid on the Thursday. I would be shocked if it came in 1 day.


 No.100198

>>100196

Good morning.


 No.100199

>>100172

I do not think that is what is happening. I think people are just withdrawing onto themselves.


 No.100200

File: e57358b2a52acb5⋯.png (408.07 KB, 796x1060, 199:265, e57358b2a52acb542a94940c59….png)

>>100184

Have a nice day mate. See you when you get back.


 No.100201

>>100197

Damn, applied for it late last night.

Hoping it'll be in before the weekend.


 No.100202

>>100197

Even if Cenno got it moving, your bank will delay it overnight.


 No.100203

I fixed my sleep schedule this week (I've been getting up at 9AM instead of 2PM) but I don't know what to do with the extra time in the day.


 No.100204

File: fd193f12772ed91⋯.jpg (10.13 KB, 225x225, 1:1, spankty[1].jpg)


 No.100205

>>100201

It will tell you when it is coming. Just look on your Centrelink page at my gov. It will say "your next payment is $X due on whatever day"


 No.100206

>>100205

Ah, cheers m8, shall do


 No.100207

File: f45f921043c9836⋯.jpg (93.68 KB, 600x600, 1:1, happypepe[1].jpg)

>>100205

>>100206

Excellent, It says the 6th

I'm happyNEET now


 No.100208

>>100207

What are you going to spend it on mate?


 No.100209

>>100196

If we shitpost hard 200k18 is a possibility.

>>100207

I'm happy for (you)


 No.100210

>>100208

Got my birthday next week so I just wanted to make sure I'm not broke

Maybe buy some new clothes and a nice bottle, dunno really


 No.100211

>>100210

What day?

I had a birthday in May and didn't even realise until my mother pointed it out on the day.


 No.100212

>>100211

Wednesday

I called my brother a day late on his this year and he said no-one remembered his.

I felt real bad but he seemed happy that I remembered even late.


 No.100213

File: 8b2295ab795cef0⋯.png (402.43 KB, 1068x566, 534:283, 1524878857633.png)

>>100212

>>100211

How depressing. What a mess we are all living through.


 No.100214

>>100213

I could have got fake happy birthday's by taking a cake into the office (as is protocol), but fuck that.


 No.100215

>>100214

I always hated that shit when I was waging.

Don't really want a bunch of cunts I'm forced to deal with making a fake fuss about it.


 No.100216

>>100215

and having to buy your own cake is whack


 No.100217

>>100216

I always bought a cheapo woollies packaged cake and had a quiet giggle at them pretending to enjoy it


 No.100218

Strange at my work the actual company pays for the cake. also we go to the cake shop near the work where you get to pick the cake out.


 No.100219

>>100217

That's the other problem. This one single-floor building on site that I'm in has enough people that most people are bringing 2 whole cakes from the Cheesecake Shop just to ensure everybody gets a slice. So not only are they forced to bring their own cakes, they're spending like $70 to do so.


 No.100220

>>100203

The "what do I do now" factor is a big part of the neet slide. It can be very hard to do things when there is no real pressing reason to do them


 No.100221

>>100217

When I wagecucked it was in a 'young, vibrant' marketing office where we'd have a few meetings scheduled each week so that we could work in small teams without being interrupted, and everyone would bring a plate of food. I brought the nicest brand of waffles that I could find at Woolworths to the first of these meetings, with ice-cream, and my contribution got utterly humiliated by everyone else bringing in patisserie muffins and slices from nice bakeries. I unwrapped my sad stack of waffles and everyone took pity by taking one, and scooping out some of the family-sized tub of cookies&cream.

Humiliating.


 No.100222

>>100219

Yeah, it's a shit show all round.

>>100218

That's not so bad

My most decent boss got me a bottle of Chivas for my bday once.

Probably the only work related bday thing I was ever happy about.


 No.100223

>>100221

That was actually a good idea, and I'd prefer that to cake.


 No.100224

>>100221

Sounds like something out of a women's daytime soap opera


 No.100225

>>100224

Young vibrant offices ARE like soap operas


 No.100226

>>100222

>bottle of Chivas

that sounds nice of him. it would have been better if he got you some goon though

>>100225

one of the funniest things is that 75% of the people where i work at are over 40 so its like sort of all these old people jokes that go around the office


 No.100227

Once again ignoring the 7 P's, I got two BBQ bacon quad stackers from HJ's for lunch without sauce and threw the buns away. I put the meat stacks on a plate and ate them with a knife and fork because I'm not a savage.


 No.100228

Should I get out of bed?


 No.100229

>>100228

Is there somebody in there with you?


 No.100230

>>100227

>meat stacks

Did they taste good?


 No.100231

>>100228

If you bought an even bigger bed and put it under your bed you could get out of bed and still be in bed.


 No.100232

File: f6817bc0b78add8⋯.jpg (123.24 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, bed.jpg)

>>100231

we have the technology


 No.100233

>>100230

Not too bad. They lack a certain… je ne sais quoi… without the sauce and bun though.


 No.100234

>>100233

What are you going to have for dinner tonight?


 No.100235

>>100234

Left over roast beef and some salad.


 No.100236

>>100232

'tis a wonderful world we live in


 No.100237

I feel like driving to the supermarket just to pick up a bar of chocolate, come home and eat it while watching Netflix.

NEETs decide what I do already wanked and can't get gooned until I pick up my siblings after school


 No.100238

>>100237

Pushups for even thinking about chocolate.


 No.100239

File: 6d488675f2b068d⋯.jpg (249.47 KB, 1071x1600, 1071:1600, creative-white-triple-kid-….jpg)

>>100236

For our less executorial friends there is an even more extreme option


 No.100240

>>100237

If you walk there you can pretend it counts as exercise and accounts for the chocolate calories


 No.100241

>>100237

Drive to supermarket

Have another wank in the chocolate aisle

Buy chocolate and eat it

Get gooned in the carpark

Have another wank

Forget siblings

???

PROFITT !!!


 No.100242

>>100241

t. shoulder devil neet


 No.100243

>>100239

This, but with robotic arms that cycle through the beds as you transition from one to the other, so you can visit cenno and stuff from the comfort of your bed.


 No.100244

>>100239

That's genius,you could shit your bed TWICE and still have a clean one spare


 No.100245

File: 8321085f6bdb579⋯.jpg (1.91 MB, 2999x3666, 2999:3666, 1504948354999[1].jpg)


 No.100246

>>100229

No, should there be?


 No.100247

>>100246

If you had a cutie in there with you, I would not get out.


 No.100248

File: c7c5f803b6a8a2c⋯.png (97.59 KB, 612x491, 612:491, 1461032960924[1].png)

>>100247

So … if he had a cutie you would stay in bed ?


 No.100249

>>100248

If I was him, and he had a cutie in bed with himself, then he should stay in said bed.


 No.100250

>>100249

But he could take his cutie out on picnics like they do in my romantic harem simulators


 No.100251

File: ca4fee80cdb4ed0⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 67.44 KB, 1080x1068, 90:89, 1530680747881.png)


 No.100252

>>100251

Is that the neckbeard from the simpsons?


 No.100253

>>100249

In that vibrant youthful office I described earlier in the thread, I took over some work from a guy when I first started and because I was constantly dealing with employee SIM issues, he taught me how to use Telstra's systems. He asked me to route all my emails to Telstra through him for the first couple of weeks so that he could make sure I was doing everything correctly, which sounded fine until the cunt started bouncing my emails back to me with 'corrections' in big red text.

I thought it was a joke at first. He would rephrase my sentences and take note of non-existent spelling and grammatical errors. I wish I still had access to the company account so I could share some of the changes he made - often I'd have to send out emails full of grammatical errors that he'd introduced. I don't know whether he was just ignorant and honestly making mistakes in correcting me, or maybe he was knowingly 'finding' errors which didn't exist and replacing them with actual errors so that he'd have a reason to flex authority.


 No.100254

>>100251

Me on the left


 No.100255

>tfw neckbeard


 No.100256

>>100253

Is this a boring story? If you heard this IRL, would you feel bored? I feel like I should be introducing punchlines to my stories because that kind of just meandered off in no particular direction.


 No.100257

I just drank a can of cherry coke.


 No.100258

>>100256

I read it all if that means anything


 No.100259

>>100257

Tremendous


 No.100260

>>100256

It wasn't boring. You should have got him fired by talking to his manager.


 No.100261

>tfw white lies and yellow teeth


 No.100262

>>100260

>>100253

Document it even if you have to take pictures of the screen with your phone. Sit on it for a while though until he starts attacking you. Just use it as defensive material.


 No.100263

>>100253

I've known cunts like that before.

I think they do it simply to pat themselves on the head and feel all superior, it's usually the first small taste of power they've ever had


 No.100264

File: e46a1cc9231f87b⋯.png (569.05 KB, 691x666, 691:666, vandal.png)

He is into conspiracy bullshit and seems to be a scientologist I think, but he might be /ourguy/ all the same.


 No.100265

File: 86bd29e920999ce⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.73 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Cute loli puts on a show.webm)

Looks like I might actually become homeless for a bit. I was mentioning a few days ago that I couldnt find a place. Now every application I sent in has been denied. Why do I need a job to rent a fucking house? I got money you need money nigger just take it. Fucking christ. Seriously considering just driving round Australia for a bit and seeing what happens.


 No.100266

>>100264

That hurt to read, but his basic assessment of the situation is correct.


 No.100267

>>100265

That file name is a little disturbing


 No.100268

>>100267

Not as disturbing as the video.


 No.100269

>>100265

Just put retiree on the box lol


 No.100270

>>100264

Cunt has to learn some writing and propaganda skills but his heart is in the right place.


 No.100271

>>100265

Can't you just offer the money to someone who is already renting in exchange for a bedroom?


 No.100272

>>100268

Didn't click it after I saw the name


 No.100273

>>100272

It's nothing that will get anybody in trouble, or pornographic, or gore, it's just creepy.


 No.100274

>>100265

another fearsome skele warrior


 No.100275

Do you guys bother putting in a tax return if you haven't worked all year ?


 No.100276


 No.100277

>>100276

IT KEEPS GIVING ME MORE AND MORE FUCKING QUESTIONS !!!

DOES IT EVER END ???


 No.100278

>>100277

It does end.


 No.100279

File: 72275da125175ce⋯.gif (799.27 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 1399287622998.gif)

>>100278

Everything does.


 No.100280

>>100277

Don't leave us in suspense! Do you need to lodge a tax return or not?


 No.100281

>>100278

>>100280

There was only actually 2 more questions

And no, I don't need to apparently.


 No.100282

>>100264

He's right, we should gas the autists


 No.100283

>>100264

That's the sort of wording that gets screencapped and passed around news sites as yet another example of "dangerous delusion".


 No.100284

>>100282

We are slowly gassing ourselves with our own farts


 No.100285

Do you get the most hits on gumtree when the wagecucks get home from work?


 No.100286

>>100285

That would make sense.


 No.100287

>tfw nobody hits on you on gumtree


 No.100288

>>100285

What do you have for sale?


 No.100289

File: 4bdfc934fdb3c00⋯.jpg (89.76 KB, 697x447, 697:447, MahRazors.jpg)

The razors I ordered from Russia just turned up.

Worked out they should last me about 15 years.


 No.100290

>>100289

I did the same about 5 years ago. An wise investment, friend.


 No.100291

File: 850fe0d5361a1bb⋯.jpg (221.15 KB, 1600x1541, 1600:1541, ThumbsUpPepe.jpg)

>>100290

12 cents a blade is a damn good price.


 No.100292

>>100286

maybe they do their online shopping during work hours, I wouldn't know.

>>100287

>he didn't crosslink his listing to cumtree

>>100288

some old exercise equipment including free weights. I will probably list a bridesmaid dress and a backyard pool later on tonight. I tried to sell creatine once but it was flagged and removed and I had to apologize to the cumtree mods before I was allowed to list anything else.


 No.100293

>>100289

Are that brand any good?


 No.100294

>>100289

I did a similar thing a couple of years ago because some neet here recommended it

Probably the best advice I ever took from this general tbh


 No.100295

>>100293

Not him but I tried a sample pack of five brands and the astra ones were my second favorite after the feather blades


 No.100296

>>100295

>feather blades

Where is a good place to buy from? Also need the razor itself.


 No.100297

Feel cold bros


 No.100298

>>100297

Have a hot wank


 No.100299

Dubs and we get a gf update


 No.100300

>>100297

rub Deep Heat on your peepee


 No.100301

>tfw no gf to stick a bottle brush up my arse


 No.100302

>>100293

Yeah, they're good.

I get 8-10 shaves a blade.

Not as good as the wilkinsons but a fraction of the price.


 No.100303


 No.100304

>>100302

I just pluck my facial hair out, much cheaper


 No.100305

>>100304

You pleb, I rub mine off with a bit of stone.


 No.100306

>>100137

I feel this really captures the gestalt of Dan.


 No.100307

>>100306

Kek, I forgot I drew that

>mfw drunkposting


 No.100308

>>100307

NEET art is like grapes - alright, but best when fermented.


 No.100309

Good morning


 No.100310


 No.100311

>>100308

grapes are superior to wine


 No.100312

>>100301

the plant or the cleaning thingo?


 No.100313

>>100289

why buy 15 years worth when you can just buy 1 that will last you for the rest of your life?


 No.100314

>>100309

Goon morning


 No.100315

>>100311

Don't unleash the grapes of wrath, there's goon bags everywhere.


 No.100316

>>100313

Where do I find this one magical true everlasting blade mien friend ?


 No.100317

>>100316

lmao this idiot has never heard of japanese steel


 No.100318

>>100316

samurai never replacd their blades idiot they lasted a lifetime because the japanese swordsmiths were masters of their trade. One single peace of steel folded one thousand times and it became unbrakable.


 No.100319

>>100317

Oh, you mean those super duper folded a billion times gook blades ?

They only exist in your cartoons sorry.

Also, your trolling is really really shit, please try harder


 No.100320

>>100317

>>100318

>>100316

It was a suicide joke but I suppose it was a bit vague. I could have worded it better


 No.100321

File: 75eaea748647e08⋯.jpg (53.82 KB, 720x696, 30:29, poopay.jpg)

>>100319

Has anyone ever really attempted to troll this general? I wasn't trying to rile anyone up, just being silly.


 No.100322

>>100321

>tfw weebposting


 No.100323

>>100321

Ive reported you to the bullyhunter association. Please do not move from your current location.


 No.100324

>>100323

Report the executive NEETs too, they keep bullying me for being a skele


 No.100325

>>100289

The razor that doesn't need consent to shave you. The Astra.


 No.100326

>>100314

Cheers. I plan on going to the liquor store soon and maybe HJs for dinner.


 No.100327

>>100325

Kek

>tfw shaved by a rapemobile


 No.100328

File: 1743b972e113a8f⋯.png (109.79 KB, 891x699, 297:233, Maybe.png)

Might buy this for my bday drink

Gotta spend that cenno advance payment wisely


 No.100329

>>100328

That is a very good choice. Make sure you drink it neat (lol) or with a little water. It won't really mix with coke anyway.


 No.100330

File: 96589de45d03107⋯.jpg (24.63 KB, 499x614, 499:614, images(10).jpg)


 No.100331

>>100328

16 is legal


 No.100332

>>100329

I wouldn't dream of polluting my whisky with coke m8


 No.100333

>>100321

A certain someone trolled the aus general for quite a while, he was probably also genuinely retarded though


 No.100334

>>100316

You can get a long time out of a blade if you just keep using it until it can't cut at all. It would not be very fun, though


 No.100335

>>100328

A fine choice, nice and smokey.


 No.100336

>>100331

The temptation of sticking your neetstick in the wine bottle is why neets must stick to goonbags


 No.100337

>>100336

I used to drink bottled wine all of the time and never once stuck my neetstick in it.


 No.100338

>>100336

And it really hurts when you try and shag a beer can


 No.100339

>>100337

I stick my finger in the bottle sometimes, I have a habit of sticking my finger in things knowing there's a good chance my finger will get stuck


 No.100340

File: 83e4de4f6313e4a⋯.png (197.22 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, 1d58373269f32215878bdbbb3b….png)

Become refreshed by drinking it!


 No.100341

>>100333

i quite liked him, at least when he wasn't going on those massive monologues about being into feminine penises and so on. I keep meaning to contribute to this thread and I never get around to doing it - today I was driving past a bus stop in the derro area of town and wanted to take some photos so you cunts could guess which of the people were neets. I felt too anxious to poke my phone out the window and take photos of people down on their luck.


 No.100342

>>100340

I borrowed money from cenno to finance your debauchery already my lord


 No.100343

File: 56dfacc7a96dec0⋯.png (623.01 KB, 1008x596, 252:149, Dan and Associates.png)

>>100342

Keep up the good work m8


 No.100344

>>100339

Apparently when my father was a teenager he sucked his lips into a softdrink bottle and had to get it removed at hospital.


 No.100345

Dog is having pups soon, she (boxer) banged my neighbors great dane.

>tfw distressed


 No.100346

>>100337

You'd be a worthy candidate for neet commune leader


 No.100347

Should I go to work?


 No.100348

>>100347

My neetbux isn't going to fund itself


 No.100349

>>100347

If you must. Survival sucks but there you go.


 No.100350

>>100347

Have a work


 No.100351

>>100345

Did she stand on a chair ?


 No.100352

>>100346

Because I am responsible?


 No.100353

>>100352

Nah, all the other NEETs are too busy trying to get their dicks out of the bottles

You're our only hope


 No.100354

File: 4d832fd1e6697a3⋯.jpg (35.65 KB, 340x453, 340:453, 9944620-3x4-340x453.jpg)


 No.100355

>>100354

Did she cum?


 No.100356

>>100354

I guess his sister is a fast runner


 No.100357

File: f1c3f196bc84d1f⋯.png (602.76 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.100358

>>100355

>>100357

Disgusting remarks.


 No.100359

>>100358

Noted.

Here's where BO jumps in and tells me I'm bullying the 76 year old rape victim NEET.


 No.100360

>>100354

well that's depressing


 No.100361

File: cf3ad8f8c54ca8e⋯.jpg (111.84 KB, 745x685, 149:137, MyGoon.jpg)

Sometimes Pajeet wants a little more than just 'bobs and vagene' pics.


 No.100362

>>100361

"Please Kindly Update" should have been a dead giveaway


 No.100363

>>100362

It should have said "please do the needful".


 No.100364

Only one more day of waging


 No.100365


 No.100366

>>100364

And then what?


 No.100367

File: 1e8e951f039b5b3⋯.png (26.02 KB, 615x614, 615:614, 1e8e951f039b5b357539afddef….png)


 No.100368

Fried bread always gives me indigestion.


 No.100369

>>100366

Then 4 days of a NEETdom


 No.100370

>>100368

Have a purge


 No.100371

File: c5a84b040f28fee⋯.png (169.92 KB, 680x510, 4:3, pajeet.png)


 No.100372

I fear this board is fast becoming a coven of wagies, something sinister is going on.


 No.100373

File: 90b5097d349dca7⋯.png (31.52 KB, 300x135, 20:9, 2mbitnbnfixedshit.png)

who else ready for the great nbn 3pm-11pm slowdown on fixed wireless, copper and any other network with congestion ?! FUCK YEAH STRAYA

>>100361

kek


 No.100374

>>100372

4chan refugee here i know that feel fam


 No.100375

>>100372

I blame (((MAX)))


 No.100376

>>100372

Cenno drives ever more kindly NEETs from the coven and into the wastes.


 No.100377

Trump said he would fix the economy


 No.100378

Holy shit, there's a place called Neets bay

Except it's in Alaska

>>100377

Are you a lost seppo ?


 No.100379

File: 42329081de21c7d⋯.jpg (50.94 KB, 854x480, 427:240, 42329081de21c7d605c10ad99e….jpg)


 No.100380

>>100371

100/371

>>100373

That's a sad sight to see in 2018.


 No.100381

>>100379

Me on the couch.


 No.100382

File: a82bed075c35671⋯.jpg (47.15 KB, 924x571, 924:571, 9528a25aa4066bc53da209c2de….jpg)

>>100381

Well then who's on the floor?


 No.100383

>>100378

>Are you a lost seppo ?

No, but the media here talk about Trump every single day, morning and night.


 No.100384

>>100377

What fix the economy that made Him and his mates Billionaires?


 No.100385

>>100380

ive seen it go lower but it was dropping out so bad i couldnt get the test to load lol it was like 10-100kbit/s or some shit.

50mbit wireless is a joke

>>100382

but then who was camera?


 No.100386

>>100382

Everyone, doing the dinosaur.

>>100383

Why torture yourself with the news, man.


 No.100387

>>100384

It wasn't a serious post, my angry friend.


 No.100388

>>100372

Salem's Kek

>>100375

MAX's Lot

>>100379

He's looking quite fuzzed to that chair.


 No.100389

File: f763d3ed1cf5174⋯.jpg (31.19 KB, 615x409, 615:409, Dawn-Rigby-Jodie-Green.jpg)

>>100385

>but then who was camera?

These people


 No.100390

>>100387

I wasn't angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry


 No.100391

>>100390

Oh I bet I would


 No.100392

BRAP


 No.100393

>>100392

This must always be accompanied by the BRAP Pepe


 No.100394

File: b826b0b626616e6⋯.png (64.69 KB, 609x1092, 29:52, 1524280865957.png)


 No.100395

File: 70c5fc7bcc7ca34⋯.jpg (69.11 KB, 609x887, 609:887, 11990600_10206841641593128….jpg)


 No.100396

>>100395

Very good.


 No.100397

BRAp>>100394


 No.100398

>>100397

u wat m8


 No.100399

>>100398

braaaaaaaaaaaap


 No.100400

File: f6e1652f7a4c448⋯.png (105.95 KB, 500x417, 500:417, internet-police-6506719[1].png)

Hello

We have received reports of unauthorised brapping going on

Please hand over your health care cards and goonbags for inspection


 No.100401

File: b935256a4233434⋯.png (21.9 KB, 350x200, 7:4, test63.png)

>>100373

seems a bit sluggish


 No.100402

File: f0272fc77c471d7⋯.jpg (103.13 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 927cbf7c2f896391f731c2c737….jpg)

Meanwhile in the Astra


 No.100403

File: 6947af88aada6c9⋯.png (65.37 KB, 296x170, 148:85, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.100404


 No.100405

>>100401

For what ISP? What type of connection?


 No.100406

>>100401

And why did you take that screenshot 8 hours ago ?


 No.100407

>>100405

That's FTTP, through Exetel which then runs onto my VPN (100/40)


 No.100408

>>100407

most overseas fttp have 1-100gbit lol we are so behind


 No.100409

>>100406

Dan told me I would need it


 No.100410

>>100409

I was gonna call trickery but you have convinced me with Danposting


 No.100411

NewThreadNEET - Get to work

And BinNEET needs to put his bins out too

what happened to binNEET ?


 No.100412

>>100411

People kept posting "This is why nobody likes you" and he left.


 No.100413

>>100412

This is why nobody likes you


 No.100414

>>100413

Put your bins out


 No.100415

>>100414

My bins go out Monday night.


 No.100416

>>100415

Better early than late


 No.100417

>>100416

There are still things in them that I want to eat.


 No.100418

So how did everyones poo inspection go? I got a B+


 No.100419

>>100418

When I leave my current job I'm going to shit in a certain person's laptop and close the lid.


 No.100420

>>100419

Very immature way to deal with conflict.


 No.100421

>>100420

Could you imagine the shock, sitting down at your desk and opening your laptop lid?


 No.100422

>>100421

You would know something is wrong before you open the lid.


 No.100423

>>100422

Explain.


 No.100424

>>100422

Unless they're indian


 No.100425

off to do a poo for 10 or 15 minutes


 No.100426

>>100423

I will not be taking any further questions today. Thank you.


 No.100427

>>100425

How do you make your pooing last such exact times ?


 No.100428

现在你的白狗快速创造新线程


 No.100435

>>100427

Science.

Nah, I read for what feels like 10 minutes, then clean up.


 No.100436

big stinky NEET penis


 No.100437

>>100426

Mr Anon! Mr Anon! It's Ben Fordham here from A Current Affair. Could you just come outside and answer a couple of questions?


 No.100438

>>100435

I read comics on the loo


 No.100439

>>100438

Commendable.


 No.100440

New Thread: >>100429


 No.100441

>>100437

>tonight on ACA

>Unemployed man refuses to answer questions

>Is this the new dole budging ?

>More at 11




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