The big 100,000 get is upon us. Will you be the lucky NEET immortalised? Use the power wisely please NEETs. Digits of these magnitude could get us all a gf if used properly.
Who is this man who beat me to starting a new bread.
You were beaten by the best NEET here. The star of this board.
Just had a wank, feel empty as usual
Need to recharge the neet seed to feel full again
Remember to take your soy lecithin supps.
I had some dodgy Suimin noodle cups yesterday. All the ingredients seemed stale. The powder came out of the sachets in big chunks. I am not buying them again.
I heard dans making a new goon recipe that enhances your rape abilities
Made from rapeseed.
Somewhat, but my roommate just yelled at me to go the fuck to bed so not anymore.
With the power of bbc
were you rustling around in the kitchen or something?
Punch that dog in the face
Shit in his shoes tbh
Cum in his dads mouth
You did make a very high quality thread. When I went to bed I was thinking that for the big get 99999 one of the late night NEETs would make a shit thread.
Morning neets. What shall we do with the epic power of the upcoming 100k? Maybe man can't be trusted with such things, and we should bury it in a mine or something.
It will only grow in power until we won't be able to control it.
It is now or never.
What's the name of the presenter in the first pic?
While looking for a pic of her to work it out i found the second one of that Bev who sometimes is on.
can England go all the way
Barry was on the goon
Should be an abo porn post
Yeah, Barry's a sick cunt. Gooning in space.
Off to face the wrath of adulthood.
The game is not on a level playing field.
Have a good day NEETs.
Meanwhile, at the neet commune
and to think i will be the one sleeping while the dayNEETs will get the get.
i suppose its all my fault for not being on at night and posting more before 3am.
That second picture is Anthea Turner, a 58 year old UK television personality, not an ABC News presenter.
I would like it placed on the record that I was up before 8am this morning.
Good morning NEETs.
I knew there would be a claim that the 99999 was the bigger get than the 100000. We will need this question resolved before the event(s).
Good luck today mate. Try not to get too stressed. See you when you get back.
milf NEET strikes again.
>can England go all the way
No they are the same mentally weak team as always.
They have far fewer non-Swedes than I assumed they would based on past experience and the state of their country. Basically their entire starting team were Swedes, which is better than France, England and Belgium can say.
Good morning freeters and NEETs. It's time to start the next day.
I do not care that Centrelink has still has not updated the ID that I handed to them in person two days ago.
This does not bother me. In many ways, it is a positive thing. I do not feel angry.
Today a likely rainy day
Keep the internet away
A NEET needs fun in more fulfilling ways
Disconnect the wifi, YouTube say bye bye
Staying at home reading the tome
Have a break eat some mud cake
Then little NEETA plays his Vita
Browsing my wares with zero cares
Then feel snappy after a little nappy
The day passes by feel no sigh
Cause NEETA has focused like a caffeine high
Sounds more like a punishment than a prize.
I am trying to get off margarine because the types of fats are bad for your health. I don't like the taste of butter so today I tried dipping my bread in olive oil. It wasn't good at all. I think I will have to go back to marg.
Just don't eat bread NEET.
ordered a subway mad as asalad an the girl did no even cut the meats up
Did you tell her you were not pleased by the way she had conducted herself?
You knew that you did not deserve better than the contempt you were shown. You have low self esteem.
I bought this for my French Press today. Does anyone know if it is any good?
>tfw woke up feeling pressed
It was the weight of your sins.
A slow day on the gen today. At this rate some wagie will get home and steal our big get(s).
I lied; that's a photoshop of my face. In all honesty, today I woke up feeling compressed. Do you have any advice for me?
We are the wagies. That's why it's so slow right now.
I'm off to work. Have a nice rape
mountain gron contanes poo
why are renters such human scum?
I believe you meant to say "Why are some renters such human scum?".
I also want it on record that I was too depressed to get out of bed before midday.
This is why nobody likes you.
fuck off renter
9/10 ive met are scum mate its just fucked but the same is for land owners here as well mid meth coast is worse you get the more inland you go and im only 30 min
>laffing boomers spending all your inheritence.jpg
Are there any Australian homes that even have basements?
Did you get them from IGA?
It was a strange sight, the way some of them were 'fighting'.
I'm yet to finish what I should have done yesterday.
That's it m8, keep it all locked in.
What a wonderful poem.
Give lard a go.
I think you just called 90% of us NEETs and our families scum, thank you.
>not owning your own neethole
fell for the jewish usery meme
Renting is not usury.
Paying off a mortgage would be usury though
now that buttcoins shat themselves what will be the new meme fad currency?
>Did you get them from IGA?
No they were from Woolies
Since it is almost only a few hours until dusk, it is time for nostalgic vidya emulation and vodka.
Probably only Josef Fritzl's place.
I have been gambling again.
I've been winning and it keeps giving me more money to bet with. I just want it all gone.
Put all that money you made into a savings account and don't touch it, just keep adding what ever you have left at the end of the month and use it to buy something nice or keep it for bad times.
Asked because they were 1/2 price at IGA yesterday.
I paid full price ($1.55) which I never usually do with them. I usually only buy when they are $1 each or less. But I was craving them. What a mistake.
I bet that journalist woman thought she was brave for watching it all.
You just reminded me that life is better when drunk than sober. You're a true friend. I'm pouring a scotch & coke now.
Reached the "hungry all the time" stage of the diet.
The idea that your stomach shrinks is a complete meme.
It might shrink after a few months
Suffering is the only way.
איר גאַט צו זיין אין עס צו געווינען עס, גויים
If one shits less, will their bowels shrink?
Don't give the poo-posting NEET a heart attack.
You should be banned for fooling me
Watched this last night. Enjoyed it a lot more than I thought I would. Perhaps it was the script, the acting or perhaps a moving score. But damned if it wasn't just the nearly 2.5 hours of staring at this beautifully-curved art-piece of a woman. I even got a bit teary-eyed at the end as I was so invested in her 'character'. Tits/10.
Good neet, now go fill up your sportsbet account and place some more bets. I hear they're offering some nice bonus bets right now
Cumdies are neither a meme nor a fad, they are a way of life.
I just withdrew $50 more than what I deposited. I have quit while I'm ahead again. The gambling Jew will not defeat me.
It's windy and rainy outside and I have the electric blanket cranked all the way up, might have a comfy wank
Good luck, have fun.
cud be shoking if u get alectrocuted
G O O N E D
There have been several posts today written in that deliberately illiterate style. Very immature.
It's a wank proof blanket
cant help it i left school in year 9
>Tfw all you get it lifelines answering machine
Getting the letters in the wrong order or excluding letter is understandable, but changing the order of the syllables to spell phonetically is more than just a spelling mistake.
Probably another of Possum's personas.
Did you take measurements, or is it still based on nXL labeling?
How many xl are you?
This is the model they use for all their clothes. He is not even fat at all! He wears the XL size of everything.
>The gambling Jew
The Jews who write the Simpsons made Gamblor up to distract attention away from themselves.
After a terrible week I broke down and had a glass of wine with dinner. Figure it didn't matter after I had bread with my lunch.
sacred aboriginal pornography
>After a terrible week
What happened m8?
I'm suprised we ain't at the get yet
Oh well, there still is 5 hours left in the day
>Figure it didn't matter after I had bread with my lunch
This was faulty thinking but I suppose you already know that. Do not give up. Start afresh tomorrow.
Just wagie shit filling in for two other absent people with a problem that shouldn't even be my responsibility.
He's merely a foreman
Dry July is such a normie meme, the damage excessive and ongoing alcohol consumption isn't going to be changed by having a month off. Especially when the first day available day they can pissed will probably result in them getting smashed.
My perspective is that once you have solved that problem, those people who were absent can be quite nice to you because of it. It is always going to be a pain in ass, but just take it as it comes. I having dealt with a bit of shit in the past couple of months as a person in a temp position, but getting that experience and now trying to apply for a better job with the organisation has helped since they know how hard I will go to get through it all.
I think I'm going to have a dry rest of the year, been drinking far too much recently and it's been making me quite depressed.
>Dry July is such a normie meme
You sound like someone trying to justify what you know deep down is a poor decision.
I gotta stop habitually refreshing pages after I upload something, it can't be healthy.
Now that's a life style decision I can support.
I am a really light weight drinker. I have two beers on the weekend and that's all I ever want. Last weekend I had 1.4 standard drinks (one pre-mixed drink someone bought for me).
Browse a range of new sites or something else and wait for refresh to tell you in the tab there is more posts.
>Browse a range of new sites or something else and wait for refresh to tell you in the tab there is more posts.
Good thinking, NEET. Don't want the rest of the day to go to waste.
Hi neets, happy I stopped by today after things became extremely busy for me
because it looks like history is coming
hopefully I get teh get
we've been disappointed in the past
I fear that some foreign meme flag will get it like the last couple of times.
looks like a bondi young liberal.
You'll be right m8. Small amounts of alcohol are said to be beneficial to health anyway, and there's something about wine being rich in antioxidants. Always remember that you can't see the horizon with your chin down, nor can you step forward if your bootstraps aren't securely pulled-up.
Ridiculous tie knot.
He's an 'amateur' after all.
It was like 4 o clock, he probably just got back from a hard nights raping in his newly refurbished astra.
Had to christen it again.
I thought it was Bev something or rather
10 past by my watch.
Whatever one gets the special get. the 9's
I had a rather hectic day, I am sort of scared to tell you all how it went.
Looks like the comfy catch-up is on.
I want all the details please.
It's a requirement for Bulk Up July
Firstly my morning shift that was supposed to be from 7:30 - 9:30 went longer than expected, it got to 9:30 and the client was only just getting in the shower and still needed to do some exercises and get dressed.
And the interview was at 11….
I just posted this board URL as the reason we need free KFC for a year.
The suspense, it's killing me.
That's the one I'm having now, I bought the same thing.
When I was having the pods that flavour was my favourite.
It's better than the harris blend imo.
I will give my review of it once I have tried it.
I called their office at 9:30 but to no avail, they did not answer. I felt jittery for the next couple of hours. I finally got out of that shift at 11:30.
I checked my phone and there was a missed call at 11:20.
And on my resume it says I strive for punctuality…
I am praying for a happy ending here.
I had a mate with a basement (he grew dope in it)
>the way some of them were 'fighting'.
Yeah they were fly kicking and flying elbows and shit.
I rang them and got through to their receptionist, I told her that my shift went much longer than I had anticipated and that I was very sorry for keeping them waiting.
I thought to myself, this has to be the end of this opportunity….
I am seeing a glimmer of hope now.
Not a bad story, at least they're not really paining roo shooters as evil murderers
I told her that I was really keen to get there but prior engagements had held me up and that I even had some interview clothes that I planned to change in to for the interview
She said she did not care….
Rape rape rape your dad gently up the bum
Merrily merrily merrily merrily rape is better with roofies
I bet she was impressed by your candour.
ווער דאַרעס ווינס
She said just come in what you have on. I got there and met the lady, then met the CEO.
The interview wasn't even with the HR people.
He did some of the basic "check your paperwork" stuff then showed me around the office. They are renovating shit at the moment and expanding and diversifying.
He the asked me to leave the room…
The cum sock is the way of the subtle NEET.
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Found some footage of the brawl
>He the asked me to leave the room…
They were discussing you. Judging you. Not pleasant feelings. But I am confident it all turns out well.
I had been under the impression that I was applying for some casual shift work and some extra hours to compliment my current lack of hours and job.
Do you want to know the grand outcome?
They offered you a full time position and you said yes.
Surely you could have rhymed bum with cum?
I'm telling the story cunt.
It is the storyteller's fault if the audience can guess the ending.
Yes, especially considering the way he killed the joey. I wouldn't be surprised if the SJWs start shit about it in the coming days.
>Who dares wins
He who dares to gamble?
The week is only half over.
Yeah, I ruined it.
I am not a very good storyteller.
I got a job assessing peoples claims for NDIS, not even a shitkicker job. I'll assign people work.
I'm signing the forms tomorrow.
Good for you, bloke.
Well done mate. Congratulations!
>I got a job assessing peoples claims for NDIS
Remember accept all of us young neets and ignore all women and old farts
Good idea. Dry July is not a test that you can fail, it is up to you as to how much you lessen.
The idea is just to be self aware of your habit.
>We are now more than halfway through the year
rude, you can see her nipples and pubics
You might end up assessing a few of us, pending the outcome of any future DSP claims.
Drinking has never really been a habit for me, I'd have a drink maybe once a month or so but I've been under a bit of stress the last few months and I've been getting blinded almost once a week for the last 2 months.
Thank you, I did it for all of you.
I just lowered my guard and was totally honest.
If I had a HR stacy it would've been shit but the CEO took a shine to my openness and honesty.
It's 9-5 5 days a week.
Real Wagie hours.
On a side not (this explains why I say it's for all of you) I called my dad and the first thing he said was why did you do that? You'll lose your healthcare card… What the fuck aye? It really killed me. I called him before I even got in my car to go home.
He is worried I'll lose the job and then a complication concerning my health will fuck me up and I wont have subsidised meds/care.
Then I called in to my nans and she went on about how I need to be careful that they are not scamming me.
This shit has been 10 years in the making and the amount of whinging the family has put me through has made me the insecure, scared person I am and I finally live up to their almost unrealistic expectations and they dont even give me a proper congrats.
Dad called up later and said he hoped I didn't take offence so I said I've come to expect it, laughed and said it's just a joke brah.
Some people cant be satisfied or like having shit to complain about.
I know deep down they are proud but it's not a sin to show support or compassion or express praise.
Sorry for ending a relatively good story on a downer.
So what you're saying is that the ExecutiveNEET helped you out
People can be very disappointing sometimes. Most of them are caught up with their own bullshit and insecurities and just project all their garbage onto everyone else, including their family and children.
You have done so well mate. I really admire you. You have fought through so much shit.
My parents kind of did the same thing when I started part time waging, they were worried I'd get kicked off my DSPbux and that if I lost the job I wouldn't be able to get back on it.
Sorry to hear your family are like that.
That sort of thing is one of the reasons there is three or four generations of unemployed in some families in some suburbs.
You're family are probably accustomed to you not being employed or in a position that could lead to independence. Their behaviour is not out of the ordinary. Do you know when you start this new job?
It is worth it to try some waging even if you do lose your DSPbux, but you don't lose your bux anyway. I think even if you earn enough at your job to be getting paid $0 bux a fortnight, you can still get straight back on the bux if you lose your job within two years. It is deliberately designed that way so it doesn't act as a disincentive to disabled people taking on some work.
Why didn't you apply?
Yeah thats what I explained, I only work 4 hours a day 3 days a week so I don't loose much of my bux but I come off better with the extra from waging.
I applied for all of us.
It's pretty good, I couldn't taste the mountain though.
Probably because you were born at low altitude.
Deep in the valley
The uncanny valley
I will accept anyone with a strong aroma
You are going to be able to afford a big sensual Hilux now mate. Only now you won't have any free time to drive it anywhere. The wagie conundrum.
Thanks mate, I was surprised at how i brushed off the criticisms.
Yeah he said I should tell the boss hat I can only do 30 hours because that is my benchmark.
I haven't even got the job and this is the best opportunity I have ever had and he wants me to start making demands.
He is and has always been employed, I don't get it.
He said monday
I will have the weekends for fishing with a very special friend
Also, do any of you know how to quit a job?
I said I was busy tomorrow and I hated lying but I didn't want to say I quit considering I haven't actually signed the papers yet.
>Also, do any of you know how to quit a job?
I presume you phone them up and say unfortunately I am going to have to quit.
They will be for doing all the shit you would normally do on weekdays but have to put off.
Don't resign until you have signed papers with the new lot.
Ideally you'll need to write a resignation letter and hand it to your employer.
Send an email to your manager telling them you are resigning, effective immediately.
>Also, do any of you know how to quit a job?
The morally right way is to tell your boss, my way is to simply not show up to work and make any form of contact. This is also known as 'burning bridges'. Don't do what I've alway done. The sooner you tell them the better.
If you had a formal agreement with your current employer, you'll also need to honour whatever notice period you agreed to when you started.
Cheers, I think I'll tell them on Friday once the papers are signed then do my Saturday shift.
I am casual so I don't think there is any need for 2 weeks notice
>I am casual so I don't think there is any need for 2 weeks notice
Telling your client will probably be harder than telling your boss.
That Cheststain bird is normally a ranga.
Is this the same client you only started with like last week or the week before?
Yeah, that guy is a good bloke.
He asked me a while back if I wasn't his carer would I still go around and see him.
>if I wasn't his carer would I still go around and see him
Are you going to? You probably shouldn't.
He was the first one.
Only 72 more of these.
He'll probably kill himself when he hears the news you won't be coming back.
Probably wheel his chair onto the train track.
An appalling comment. Disgraceful.
But the one prior was ok?
They were both disgusting.
Absolutely revolting remark.
I was simply stating a possibility. Imagine how many times an actual disabled person faces over their lifetime. This could be the tipping point in his.
I think you're feigning outrage at this point.
I'm actually disabled
Me too, narkyNEET is a dickhead.
Nah he's fine, just as long as he doesn't think abies are good
Israel is my greatest ally
I want a Katawa Shoujo with UNNAs
>as in the based 45th president
He's almost as based for based israel as that based nigger Obama
It is approaching fast now.
24 of the gens i can remember making.
You're being unreasonable. I didn't make the train-track comment btw.
I made the train track comment, and I'll not apologise for it.
I can remember you making more than that, making them garbage with the quality of your posts that is.
This is why people don't like you.
Some deeply unacceptable posts this evening. This post >>99929 was terrible and the only replies it should have got were condemnations, not more remarks along the same lines.
I don't know what to do about some of these narky NEETs.
Reinstalling windows since its pretty fucked up
Made sure to back up all my aboriginal porn thou
Are you for real? People can't even make jokes or observations about these things?
Hey BO, I've been meaning to ask, what NEET are you
I know there's one NEET minus an arm, and another with serious back issues IIRC. Besides them you're all just mentally disadvantaged tbqh.
It's ok mate, thanks for trying to herd the pigs though.
I think they just want to get to the get quicker, same as the Israel posts.
I like to believe that all he people on this board, at least the regular NEETs have a deep bond of care and friendship.
Read the rules, /ausneets/ is a bully free zone.
I'm brain is PHYSICALLY messed up
Who was bullied? The disabled guy who isn't even on this board?
One also has an acquired brain injury I think.
I haven't heard from him in a while.
>People can't even make jokes or observations about these things?
Not when those observations and jokes are designed to cause one of the NEETs distress. Can't you see how upsetting for new job NEET those remarks must be?
There is no Bully, only Bants
If you can't say it to their face, you shouldn't say it at all.
The instalation fucked up now I gotta make a USB version of the disk because the dvd won't copy it correctly
I called a woman a nigger in a supermarket a couple of months back, remember?
I appreciate it but I'm not distressed, I just think it's a bit of a cunt attitude. It can be done well though, he just isn't funny.
That was on 4/pol/
We have progressed to sincerity.
>I evoked the wrath of a beta
Sadly he isn't joking
He's the one and only monk-loving beta cuck. Whenever you see a post asking for or desiring to know what happened to 'Monk', that's our beloved BO and his orbiting ways.
Your NEETlore is way off.
you need an UNNASB
>Whenever you see a post asking for or desiring to know what happened to 'Monk', that's our beloved BO
Uhh that's me though, except I'm not the BO
BullyNEET beating up the other NEETs for their goodboy points
>Implying this board hasn't evolved into being NK's banterland
>Can't you see how upsetting for new job NEET those remarks must be?
No, and neither can you because you aren't him.
NK is the only one that gets an exception and you all should know that and know why.
99999 and 100000 are spoiled now
Except I do it too and get away with it
Yeah haven't seen him in a while, I hope he wasn't culturally enriched.
What did he mean by this
Dry July is it
Perfect month to come on in for a Carlton Dry
the 9's are the get dumb dumb
'N WOIGHT CAHNTS GET OFF MAH LAND
>Besides them you're all just mentally disadvantaged tbqh.
Yeah. I don't know how normies do it, Cenno hooked me up with a phone sales job and I just kept vomiting.
Sour atmosphere for the 100k get.
There you go it was just lazy shitposts, everyone move on.
Thank you mate. I'm honoured. Do I get to make a wish?
>just lazy shitposts,
The same thing was done for cheesy and not he is too cool for any of us.
>Implying UNNA is spoiled
>Implying UNNA is lazy
racist whoite cahnt
The eternal possum
Those dubs say yes
You get to make endless wishes, you are the special NEET.
Going to bed.
Hope to wake up banned.
I hope to wake up Danned
Sweet dreams, I hope you learn the meaning of love in your slumber.
Good night nasty NEET. I hope the night brings you wisdom.
Forever watching and documenting while misdirecting all.
The celestial possum.
>The celestial possum.
Not only an absolute star but a literal one.
Hush now, time for sleep.
>tfw missed my shot at 100k glory because I was having a shit
I think you mean weight blessings
Typical boong behaviour mate.
You would've just posted abo porn anyway.
A missed opportunity and a shit you will never forGET
You are far too kind. I don't deserve such things.
Jonathan > Jotaro > Joseph > Josuke
Thanks, I now have beat that 123456 get I got on a q LARP board
Bart JoJo Simpson > All
Almost, few more shots of whisky should get me there.
I hope you stick that screenshot in your resume
That extra digit on the reply number really makes the board feel more grown up.
God help us all if that ever links to a post
I do not understand this post.
We are not little children anymore.
Links don't retroactively become valid like that unfortunately. To demonstrate: >>100048
That demonstrates something different, which is that self-links don't work either
Maybe they will by the time we get to that number
that's pretty interesting though, thanks neet
I'm a bit puffed out from all that excitement.
I'm a bit puffed out from blowing NEETs all day
I got blown from a puffy NEET today.
Hey puffyNEET, I like watching you jiggle when you run.
>Not Existing or Even True?
Is obesity a symptom of mental illness?
Early to bed, early to rise. Sweet dreams NEET.
Good night fellow emotionally-disabled person.
Good night oriental enthusiast
>tfw this gook got more (you)s than me
Gooks turn me off
sideways australasian bagina
Cheesecake here, I think I'm a actual wagie now.
Gooks get me off*
* when I pay them to
It really isn't. That post is mine
Well done Cheesy! It looks like a lot of NEETs are doing well for themselves.
Thanks m8s, another good thing now is I can use my $3200 in working credit.
>having a credit card
Perhaps some of that could pay for your current/soon-to-be-ex client's upcoming funeral costs?
>Perhaps some of that could pay for your current/soon-to-be-ex client's upcoming funeral costs?
What are you talking about? That was another NEET with that carer job. I work with computers.
Well fuck me, sorry Cheesy. Thought it was you all along. How's T_?
She is alright, very happy I got a job. She reads the threads sometimes, its great I can share some of the memes IRL, I've shown her my Dan Murphys member card.
>I've shown her my Dan Murphys member card
Kek. Good to hear things are still going well with you.
>tfw his stupidity is my reality
>tfw paying off the interest on a 4k credit-card debt using tax-payer's money
That's a very high res credit card debt
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tfw normals if nightcore is shit then what is this! check mate haters
new board anthem? new board anthem.
who is possum
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i actually meant to link
Hey Thalia, if you're reading this I just wanted to let you know that my 'cheesecake' is bigger than… um… Cheesecakes…
Although it's 'missing' a 'slice' ie. circumcised.
> She reads the threads sometimes
ive never had a gf this into me… tho ive never had a real channer gf before. its sounding like i should try but
<where to find one
Oh it's very visible
This board isn't for you, leave.
><where to find one
What's another name for an aboriginal orphanage?
tfw your such a low level weeb you havnt even accepted the japanese social status that tactical english speaking can bring
be careful /r9k/ is a dangerous place, you might end up becoming someones gf.
I molested you as a young boy
An abominable post
I molested the abominal snowman when he was a young boy
nature works in mysterious ways
Erect aboriginal penises work in mysterious ways
most don't work at all
nice double entendre
Been away for a bit
Quite drunk, considering getting drunker
PS Captcha was quite rude to me
Hello mate. What have you been up to?
Been quite good actually, getting my head in order,exercising a lot , more boring shit
Tonight is a temporary aberration
Had a somewhat shit day so I grabbed a bottle
How goes it with you ?
Well done m99999/12499
This was an ok post.
>tfw dodged bullet
I am okay, thanks for asking. It sounds like you have been doing well.
One day indulging bad habits is fine. So long as you make sure it is only the one day and doesn't stretch into a week or more.
All good m8, it's just the once.
Gonna shitpost a bit more, listen to some Rammstein and pass out.
Then back to the grind.
Remember to drink lots of metamucil tonight for tomorrow's big poos, word on the street is the poo department's going to be doing surprise inspections tomorrow
>that 10000 year old boomer
Do a skid in the astra
>the poo department's going to be doing surprise inspections tomorrow
Paying homage to a great man maybe next time I'll try it sober and with more effort
That is good work mate. Very Dan.
Bloody good job m8
Incredible. New zeniths of drunken NEET art is the gen's for the taking.
Too many skids in my cumdies already
I'll fuckin' fight you cunt
I'll fight-rape you cunt
I'll fight-rape-get drunk and be mates-then fagneet style rape you when your relaxed cunt
I never let my rape guard down, I'm always prepared
That's must have taken hours
Unless … I have the key
32 seconds actually, and somehow it's better than my usual scribbling.
I started watching a movie (not one of you know who's) and fell asleep. I'm going to crash.
Sweet dreams NEETs but extra blessed dreams to magical quints NEET.
Good night friends.
Good night full time job NEET. You have had a busy day and deserved that nap. My congratulations again on doing so well. You are inspirational.
>tfw I'm drunk, I'll just shitpost on ausneets a bit becomes 2 hours
G'night NEETs, may large breasted nymphomaniacs sing you to your rest, and maybe do things to your penis's
>tfw ginormous penis I am currently inserting into sexy checkout chick
I will crush my nuts in a vice if you can prove it
tbh I am actually making progress on a my cute large bottomed checkout chick
tfw may actually achieve the NEET dream
Updates in 1 week
I was lying about the ginormous penis bit though
what are you night owl neets up to
Storyboarded an animation and I'm up looking at Youtube-SEO centric videos.
Nothing too notable.
I'm impressed you have a constructive hobby
I've had my fair sure of being up until 4am eating leftover frozen pizzas and pissing in bottles.
I will say something of note: the indie dev world seems way smaller than I originally thought. Everyone seems to know everyone. I'm loitering around this british devs who know this asian devs who know these obscure german devs and they're all friends and you're just wondering when that scathing review you left on the asian dev's work is going to blow in your face because the german devs have taken to pushing your reviews and
Yeah. What a world.
Can't sleep. My alarm is set to go off in about three hours.
Do any of you use oroboro app for phone posting? It keeps saying that data didn't send properly.
There's a thread on /f/ about dev stuff. I just saw it but understood none of it.
The original spell used came from a line of warlocks all working to achieve this same goal of immortality. At the time the world was different from now, so the spell used at the time was adapted to that state. This lead to a restriction which wasn't visible at the time but is quite problematic today. It only works with the bloodtype dominant at the time of its creation. Because the original tradition hadn't been passed on to new followers and was forgotten in the long years passing since the original spell was cast, they relied on using the blood of the community leaders. For a long time, science was primitive in this area and blood types were unknown, so the magic failed most of the time. After identifying this problem a number of warlocks made attempts at creating a spell for all blood types, but this resulted in a diluted version which failed to lead the target person to immortality. Instead they died at a certain age, but no one lived much beyond 1000 years.
Morning neets. Once again we had the chance to turn our lives around using the power of quints, and once again we pissed it all away. What are you up to today?
I thought there were more quality gets but the only real quality one for us as a whole was from Cheesy.
It is, good morning mate.
Maybe we just have a higher standard of what a close friend is these days.
>She reads the threads sometimes, its great I can share some of the memes IRL
She better not post in them.
One NEET got the power of quints last night to utilise at his pleasure.
Good morning freeters and NEETs. Make sure to punish your GFs when (not if) they misbehave.
I-I don't have a GF
No pats on the head for Karen, just a whipping from my big stick.
You can't sit with us.
He will get awkward and say stuff that will embarrass us in front of the gfs.
Off to face the day. Have a good one NEETs.
Im back, nice gets. Didn't glass anyone and btfo my sisters bf at poker.
>She reads the threads sometimes
I don't need this kind of pressure.
Is ur sister hot?
Sure, if you like flat as a washboard.
No, but I always say she looks like pic related.
I could disappoint her in ways she can't even fathom yet.
How quickly does cenno put advance payments through ?
They said 1-2 days, I'm hoping it's 1
I am going to hold the power in reserve until the time is ripe.
I would like to put on the record that I was up before 10am this morning.
Are you fucking kidding me? I delivered my identity documents to the bitch at centrelink three days ago and they still haven't verified them, so I can't finish making my claim.
I forgot about the G E T and didn't even get to make an attempt because I took the dog to the lake this morning. I've missed out on GF2018 and I come back from the run to discover the winner for 100K18 has already been drawn.
Anyway, good morning Australian NEETs, International NEETs, Australian wagies, international wagies, and Tahlia.
I applied on a Tuesday and got paid on the Thursday. I would be shocked if it came in 1 day.
I do not think that is what is happening. I think people are just withdrawing onto themselves.
Have a nice day mate. See you when you get back.
Damn, applied for it late last night.
Hoping it'll be in before the weekend.
Even if Cenno got it moving, your bank will delay it overnight.
I fixed my sleep schedule this week (I've been getting up at 9AM instead of 2PM) but I don't know what to do with the extra time in the day.
It will tell you when it is coming. Just look on your Centrelink page at my gov. It will say "your next payment is $X due on whatever day"
Ah, cheers m8, shall do
Excellent, It says the 6th
I'm happyNEET now
What are you going to spend it on mate?
If we shitpost hard 200k18 is a possibility.
I'm happy for (you)
Got my birthday next week so I just wanted to make sure I'm not broke
Maybe buy some new clothes and a nice bottle, dunno really
I had a birthday in May and didn't even realise until my mother pointed it out on the day.
I called my brother a day late on his this year and he said no-one remembered his.
I felt real bad but he seemed happy that I remembered even late.
How depressing. What a mess we are all living through.
I could have got fake happy birthday's by taking a cake into the office (as is protocol), but fuck that.
I always hated that shit when I was waging.
Don't really want a bunch of cunts I'm forced to deal with making a fake fuss about it.
and having to buy your own cake is whack
I always bought a cheapo woollies packaged cake and had a quiet giggle at them pretending to enjoy it
Strange at my work the actual company pays for the cake. also we go to the cake shop near the work where you get to pick the cake out.
That's the other problem. This one single-floor building on site that I'm in has enough people that most people are bringing 2 whole cakes from the Cheesecake Shop just to ensure everybody gets a slice. So not only are they forced to bring their own cakes, they're spending like $70 to do so.
The "what do I do now" factor is a big part of the neet slide. It can be very hard to do things when there is no real pressing reason to do them
When I wagecucked it was in a 'young, vibrant' marketing office where we'd have a few meetings scheduled each week so that we could work in small teams without being interrupted, and everyone would bring a plate of food. I brought the nicest brand of waffles that I could find at Woolworths to the first of these meetings, with ice-cream, and my contribution got utterly humiliated by everyone else bringing in patisserie muffins and slices from nice bakeries. I unwrapped my sad stack of waffles and everyone took pity by taking one, and scooping out some of the family-sized tub of cookies&cream.
Yeah, it's a shit show all round.
That's not so bad
My most decent boss got me a bottle of Chivas for my bday once.
Probably the only work related bday thing I was ever happy about.
That was actually a good idea, and I'd prefer that to cake.
Sounds like something out of a women's daytime soap opera
Young vibrant offices ARE like soap operas
>bottle of Chivas
that sounds nice of him. it would have been better if he got you some goon though
one of the funniest things is that 75% of the people where i work at are over 40 so its like sort of all these old people jokes that go around the office
Once again ignoring the 7 P's, I got two BBQ bacon quad stackers from HJ's for lunch without sauce and threw the buns away. I put the meat stacks on a plate and ate them with a knife and fork because I'm not a savage.
Is there somebody in there with you?
Did they taste good?
If you bought an even bigger bed and put it under your bed you could get out of bed and still be in bed.
we have the technology
Not too bad. They lack a certain… je ne sais quoi… without the sauce and bun though.
What are you going to have for dinner tonight?
Left over roast beef and some salad.
'tis a wonderful world we live in
I feel like driving to the supermarket just to pick up a bar of chocolate, come home and eat it while watching Netflix.
NEETs decide what I do already wanked and can't get gooned until I pick up my siblings after school
Pushups for even thinking about chocolate.
For our less executorial friends there is an even more extreme option
If you walk there you can pretend it counts as exercise and accounts for the chocolate calories
Drive to supermarket
Have another wank in the chocolate aisle
Buy chocolate and eat it
Get gooned in the carpark
Have another wank
t. shoulder devil neet
This, but with robotic arms that cycle through the beds as you transition from one to the other, so you can visit cenno and stuff from the comfort of your bed.
That's genius,you could shit your bed TWICE and still have a clean one spare
No, should there be?
If you had a cutie in there with you, I would not get out.
So … if he had a cutie you would stay in bed ?
If I was him, and he had a cutie in bed with himself, then he should stay in said bed.
But he could take his cutie out on picnics like they do in my romantic harem simulators
Is that the neckbeard from the simpsons?
In that vibrant youthful office I described earlier in the thread, I took over some work from a guy when I first started and because I was constantly dealing with employee SIM issues, he taught me how to use Telstra's systems. He asked me to route all my emails to Telstra through him for the first couple of weeks so that he could make sure I was doing everything correctly, which sounded fine until the cunt started bouncing my emails back to me with 'corrections' in big red text.
I thought it was a joke at first. He would rephrase my sentences and take note of non-existent spelling and grammatical errors. I wish I still had access to the company account so I could share some of the changes he made - often I'd have to send out emails full of grammatical errors that he'd introduced. I don't know whether he was just ignorant and honestly making mistakes in correcting me, or maybe he was knowingly 'finding' errors which didn't exist and replacing them with actual errors so that he'd have a reason to flex authority.
Is this a boring story? If you heard this IRL, would you feel bored? I feel like I should be introducing punchlines to my stories because that kind of just meandered off in no particular direction.
I just drank a can of cherry coke.
I read it all if that means anything
It wasn't boring. You should have got him fired by talking to his manager.
>tfw white lies and yellow teeth
Document it even if you have to take pictures of the screen with your phone. Sit on it for a while though until he starts attacking you. Just use it as defensive material.
I've known cunts like that before.
I think they do it simply to pat themselves on the head and feel all superior, it's usually the first small taste of power they've ever had
He is into conspiracy bullshit and seems to be a scientologist I think, but he might be /ourguy/ all the same.
Looks like I might actually become homeless for a bit. I was mentioning a few days ago that I couldnt find a place. Now every application I sent in has been denied. Why do I need a job to rent a fucking house? I got money you need money nigger just take it. Fucking christ. Seriously considering just driving round Australia for a bit and seeing what happens.
That hurt to read, but his basic assessment of the situation is correct.
That file name is a little disturbing
Not as disturbing as the video.
Just put retiree on the box lol
Cunt has to learn some writing and propaganda skills but his heart is in the right place.
Can't you just offer the money to someone who is already renting in exchange for a bedroom?
Didn't click it after I saw the name
It's nothing that will get anybody in trouble, or pornographic, or gore, it's just creepy.
another fearsome skele warrior
Do you guys bother putting in a tax return if you haven't worked all year ?
IT KEEPS GIVING ME MORE AND MORE FUCKING QUESTIONS !!!
DOES IT EVER END ???
Don't leave us in suspense! Do you need to lodge a tax return or not?
There was only actually 2 more questions
And no, I don't need to apparently.
He's right, we should gas the autists
That's the sort of wording that gets screencapped and passed around news sites as yet another example of "dangerous delusion".
We are slowly gassing ourselves with our own farts
Do you get the most hits on gumtree when the wagecucks get home from work?
That would make sense.
>tfw nobody hits on you on gumtree
What do you have for sale?
The razors I ordered from Russia just turned up.
Worked out they should last me about 15 years.
I did the same about 5 years ago. An wise investment, friend.
12 cents a blade is a damn good price.
maybe they do their online shopping during work hours, I wouldn't know.
>he didn't crosslink his listing to cumtree
some old exercise equipment including free weights. I will probably list a bridesmaid dress and a backyard pool later on tonight. I tried to sell creatine once but it was flagged and removed and I had to apologize to the cumtree mods before I was allowed to list anything else.
Are that brand any good?
I did a similar thing a couple of years ago because some neet here recommended it
Probably the best advice I ever took from this general tbh
Not him but I tried a sample pack of five brands and the astra ones were my second favorite after the feather blades
Where is a good place to buy from? Also need the razor itself.
Dubs and we get a gf update
rub Deep Heat on your peepee
>tfw no gf to stick a bottle brush up my arse
Yeah, they're good.
I get 8-10 shaves a blade.
Not as good as the wilkinsons but a fraction of the price.
I just pluck my facial hair out, much cheaper
You pleb, I rub mine off with a bit of stone.
I feel this really captures the gestalt of Dan.
Kek, I forgot I drew that
NEET art is like grapes - alright, but best when fermented.
grapes are superior to wine
the plant or the cleaning thingo?
why buy 15 years worth when you can just buy 1 that will last you for the rest of your life?
Don't unleash the grapes of wrath, there's goon bags everywhere.
Where do I find this one magical true everlasting blade mien friend ?
lmao this idiot has never heard of japanese steel
samurai never replacd their blades idiot they lasted a lifetime because the japanese swordsmiths were masters of their trade. One single peace of steel folded one thousand times and it became unbrakable.
Oh, you mean those super duper folded a billion times gook blades ?
They only exist in your cartoons sorry.
Also, your trolling is really really shit, please try harder
It was a suicide joke but I suppose it was a bit vague. I could have worded it better
Has anyone ever really attempted to troll this general? I wasn't trying to rile anyone up, just being silly.
Ive reported you to the bullyhunter association. Please do not move from your current location.
Report the executive NEETs too, they keep bullying me for being a skele
The razor that doesn't need consent to shave you. The Astra.
Cheers. I plan on going to the liquor store soon and maybe HJs for dinner.
>tfw shaved by a rapemobile
Might buy this for my bday drink
Gotta spend that cenno advance payment wisely
That is a very good choice. Make sure you drink it neat (lol) or with a little water. It won't really mix with coke anyway.
I wouldn't dream of polluting my whisky with coke m8
A certain someone trolled the aus general for quite a while, he was probably also genuinely retarded though
You can get a long time out of a blade if you just keep using it until it can't cut at all. It would not be very fun, though
A fine choice, nice and smokey.
The temptation of sticking your neetstick in the wine bottle is why neets must stick to goonbags
I used to drink bottled wine all of the time and never once stuck my neetstick in it.
And it really hurts when you try and shag a beer can
I stick my finger in the bottle sometimes, I have a habit of sticking my finger in things knowing there's a good chance my finger will get stuck
Become refreshed by drinking it!
i quite liked him, at least when he wasn't going on those massive monologues about being into feminine penises and so on. I keep meaning to contribute to this thread and I never get around to doing it - today I was driving past a bus stop in the derro area of town and wanted to take some photos so you cunts could guess which of the people were neets. I felt too anxious to poke my phone out the window and take photos of people down on their luck.
I borrowed money from cenno to finance your debauchery already my lord
Keep up the good work m8
Apparently when my father was a teenager he sucked his lips into a softdrink bottle and had to get it removed at hospital.
Dog is having pups soon, she (boxer) banged my neighbors great dane.
You'd be a worthy candidate for neet commune leader
My neetbux isn't going to fund itself
If you must. Survival sucks but there you go.
Did she stand on a chair ?
Because I am responsible?
Nah, all the other NEETs are too busy trying to get their dicks out of the bottles
You're our only hope
I guess his sister is a fast runner
Here's where BO jumps in and tells me I'm bullying the 76 year old rape victim NEET.
well that's depressing
Sometimes Pajeet wants a little more than just 'bobs and vagene' pics.
"Please Kindly Update" should have been a dead giveaway
It should have said "please do the needful".
Only one more day of waging
Fried bread always gives me indigestion.
Then 4 days of a NEETdom
I fear this board is fast becoming a coven of wagies, something sinister is going on.
who else ready for the great nbn 3pm-11pm slowdown on fixed wireless, copper and any other network with congestion ?! FUCK YEAH STRAYA
4chan refugee here i know that feel fam
I blame (((MAX)))
Cenno drives ever more kindly NEETs from the coven and into the wastes.
Trump said he would fix the economy
Holy shit, there's a place called Neets bay
Except it's in Alaska
Are you a lost seppo ?
That's a sad sight to see in 2018.
Well then who's on the floor?
>Are you a lost seppo ?
No, but the media here talk about Trump every single day, morning and night.
What fix the economy that made Him and his mates Billionaires?
ive seen it go lower but it was dropping out so bad i couldnt get the test to load lol it was like 10-100kbit/s or some shit.
50mbit wireless is a joke
but then who was camera?
Everyone, doing the dinosaur.
Why torture yourself with the news, man.
It wasn't a serious post, my angry friend.
He's looking quite fuzzed to that chair.
>but then who was camera?
I wasn't angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
This must always be accompanied by the BRAP Pepe
We have received reports of unauthorised brapping going on
Please hand over your health care cards and goonbags for inspection
seems a bit sluggish
For what ISP? What type of connection?
And why did you take that screenshot 8 hours ago ?
That's FTTP, through Exetel which then runs onto my VPN (100/40)
most overseas fttp have 1-100gbit lol we are so behind
Dan told me I would need it
I was gonna call trickery but you have convinced me with Danposting
NewThreadNEET - Get to work
And BinNEET needs to put his bins out too
what happened to binNEET ?
People kept posting "This is why nobody likes you" and he left.
This is why nobody likes you
Put your bins out
My bins go out Monday night.
Better early than late
There are still things in them that I want to eat.
So how did everyones poo inspection go? I got a B+
When I leave my current job I'm going to shit in a certain person's laptop and close the lid.
Very immature way to deal with conflict.
Could you imagine the shock, sitting down at your desk and opening your laptop lid?
You would know something is wrong before you open the lid.
Unless they're indian
off to do a poo for 10 or 15 minutes
I will not be taking any further questions today. Thank you.
How do you make your pooing last such exact times ?
Nah, I read for what feels like 10 minutes, then clean up.
Mr Anon! Mr Anon! It's Ben Fordham here from A Current Affair. Could you just come outside and answer a couple of questions?
I read comics on the loo
>tonight on ACA
>Unemployed man refuses to answer questions
>Is this the new dole budging ?
>More at 11