No.302
If aliens came to the earth and wanted to integrate and live here, I think they'd be perfect for pizza delivery men(?). They could use their cool alien ships to deliver the pizza the moment it's in the box and ready to go. Also they probably have great navigation systems, so they wouldn't even need to get adjusted the neighborhood they're working in. The delivery boundaries for each location would extend greatly since the delivery would be near instantaneous with their alien technology. This would benefit the independent pizza parlors since they could expand their delivery range and get customers from areas they previously couldn't service. Pizza enthusiasts would discuss their favorite pizza leading to a huge surge in sales from independent pizza parlors. Having alien deliverymen wouldn't be without its negative impacts though. Thousands would lose their jobs (including many alien) once the large pizza chains realize they won't need more than a few big locations in order to operate.
I don't know, though, what do you think? Would alien delivery men be a good or bad thing?
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No.317
ayy lmao
No.323
hmm..
ayy lmao
No.356
It would be hilarious if first contact was a pizza delivery. Like they just take over a Domino's or something and start doing deliveries. Imagine:
>high as fuck
>order pizza
>knock on your door
>some midget with fetal alcohol syndrome starts squealing
>give him your money and he gives you a pizza
>"what a weird guy"
>you watch as he boards a spaceship and flies away
>"ayy lmao"
No.391
ayy
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No.781
ayy where's my tip