/b/ - Random

Probably because seeing your friends get blown apart in front of you, the insanely loud sound that it'd produce and the sheer shock of the situation would make you think less logically (i.e run with the group away from the threat rather than be the only one to rush)

(japan has a firearm homocide rate of 0.01 per 100,000)

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 10:13:39 No.5534529

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>>5534503

Whup, someone already posted that.

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 10:14:07 No.5534530

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>>5532652

>cute

>breast are too big

>dances like a hoe

But the main problem is :

THIS MUSIC IS LAME AS FUCK

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 10:30:25 No.5534556

>>5533489

>le it's random therefore it's funny meme xD

Nigger 03/22/16 (Tue) 10:49:53 No.5534600

>>5534530

What size turbo is that? Meth injection? Did you install vtec?

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Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 20:16:28 No.5525397 [Reply]

Desktop/Screenshot Thread!

>Post screenshot

>banter about what is the best OS

>applefags cant handle the bantz

POST 'EM

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Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 23:18:31 No.5531707

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>>5531531

I never thought anyone would actually install Gentoo. How's it feel living the meme?

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 23:21:19 No.5531718

>>5531648

Anything but gaming.

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 23:42:30 No.5531810

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>>5531707

feels good man

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 04:33:35 No.5533438

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>>5531810

>>5531531

Nigger I need your config.h file badly. I use dwm too

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 10:49:41 No.5534598

gg

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Monroe Thread Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 19:34:25 No.5530913 [Reply]

Get in faggit niggers

(CP IS NOT ALLOWED)

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Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 10:36:30 No.5534571

>>5534566

Stop spamming your virus shit, faggot.

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 10:38:15 No.5534573

>>5534548

Well she's Russian. Probably from some small village or something. The way she masturbates seems like the way a girl would get off if she's only had herself and inexperienced slav boys to teach her.

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 10:41:36 No.5534582

>>5531467

the vid this is from would be great, except she has some weird bandage on her thigh

Nigger 03/22/16 (Tue) 10:44:05 No.5534586

>>5534573

Shes not russian. Shes some finland/Norwegian/swedish half nigger.

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 10:47:00 No.5534593

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Have you seen her twitter, nigger?

https://twitter.com/lolita_lolita_l

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Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 07:59:08 No.5534153 [Reply]

New Meme

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Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 09:40:05 No.5534454

>>5534447

Exactly.

Trump threads on /pol/ are a fucking disgrace to what /pol/ once believed in

>believing voting matters

>believing it's better to vote than not voting

>believing Donald Trump does not go to masonic mansion sex parties

>believing "hes the better choice!1!"

>believing he's against jews when his family converted

If you think they're gonna let Trump get elected (not that he has enough votes anyway) you're sorrily mislead. Do you think a white businessman is next, after the first nigger president? It's gonna be the first woman president, because we're in 2016 and by 2020 the mark of the beast will be introduced and the beginning of the end will really start.

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 09:45:14 No.5534469

>>5534454

I think he is the less evil among the candidates and I think he has a very real chance of winning. If you are waiting for the ideal candidate before you vote you are just going to be watching everything go downhill until the day you die.

Not voting as a form of protest is fucking retarded.

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 10:01:16 No.5534502

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>>5534469

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 10:35:45 No.5534567

>>5534502

>posting zero-effort unfunny facebook memes on 8chan as an attempt to make a political argument

Whatever they're paying you to post here, it's already too much. Do you think you'll ever be able to get a job again if the minimum wage is raised to $15/hr? Have you ever had a job that paid more than $15/hr?

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 10:43:33 No.5534584

>>5534567

Actually,it's $16/hr, fuckers!

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Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 08:50:46 No.5534315 [Reply]

>leave /b/ for a year

>come back

>it's even worse

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Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 10:26:04 No.5534551

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>>5534315

can't be worse than Hollywood tbh fam

choose wisely

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 10:31:18 No.5534561

>>5534551

moar

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 10:35:40 No.5534568

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>>5534315

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 10:36:23 No.5534570

FREE CHAN OPENED

http://freechan.ru/

Nigger 03/22/16 (Tue) 10:42:20 No.5534583

>>5534315

>leave /b/ for a year

>come back

>it's even worse

I know right. Cant even post pizza without mods tryin to ban you

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curing pedos Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 08:30:02 No.5528945 [Reply]

can pedophilia be cured?

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Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 10:18:10 No.5534539

>>5534512

I thought you were saying that pedophilia is a fetish and you can choose your fetish, its I'd say its more so a sexuality

I am of that persuasion so I do understand, I feel bad for people who like toddlers because they can never do anything because toddlers and babies really cannot understand, I'm sorta lucky because I'm more 10-14 camp

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 10:24:43 No.5534549

>>5534539

No, it's really not. Kid is not a sex. We're agreeing, I'm just being picky on the definition.

Pedophilia is a fetish (as there's gay, straight, what-have-you flavours out there), and you don't choose your fetishes. They're usually created on how you were raised. Some people influence these fetishes if they do deviant behaviour as a child, but that roots back to their genetics, or to be more specific, their libido. There's other variables that I haven't accounted for simplicity's sake, though.

Put it this way, you can't be trans-kid. That's just being a nostalgic adult.

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 10:29:05 No.5534554

>>5534549

When you put it like that I guess you're right, I guess I just see fetish as a more dismissive term but technically it is a fetish

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 10:30:37 No.5534559

>>5534539

Can I ask you a question? How self confident are you? Do you have a history of being hard on yourself/having low self confidence? What is your comfort level when you have sex with older women? Sexy women? If you haven't done this then imagine yourself doing it, are you comfortable? Or do you worry that you won't be able to please/dominate her? Imagine a sexy woman who's been with many high quality men and expects a certain amount of experience in bed, this is the type of women I want you to think about. After you've answered these questions I have some others. I hope you don't perceive my inquiries as disrespectful.

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 10:41:17 No.5534580

>>5534559

Its all good, I'd be happy to answer questions

>How self confident am I? How hard on myself am I

I feel as though I can get things done, but I do not believe I've really done anything good, I've graduated year 12 and was involved with my countries defence force but I don't believe I have achieved anything, I don't really believe the compliments I get

>Sex with older women/sexy women

Oldest I've had sex with was 17 and she seemed happy, I was with an experienced 16 (nearly 17) year old who had a couple guys interested in her for awhile and I got compliments from her too

I haven't thought about it much but I think i'd be a lot more nervous having sex with a 25 year old than a 15 year old, maybe its because I'd feel more judged or looked down on by the 25 year old, I dunno why

I can clarify or elaborate on anything or answer something I missed, sorry if I did

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Stalker Kun Anonymous 03/18/16 (Fri) 10:40:50 No.5513389 [Reply]

>GPS tracker didn't work for a while

>took it back

>turns out it's working

>go to back parking building

>found that his car has moved

>shit, he's back

>put tracker back on

>today he has some weekly thing outside at noon, don't know where

>tracker not working again, probably because of where it is (building)

>it's 11:30, figure he's gone by now

>go to parking building

>think to myself "I'll probably see anyone coming"

>literally two seconds later some guy walks in with a huge bag and I didn't sense him

>"hope that doesn't happen when he comes"

>continue to where the car is

>half a minute later see him coming in with his roommate

>immediately do a 360 and walk away

>don't even look back

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Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 03:53:53 No.5533179

>>5533161

He was in a dorm building, presumably visiting someone.

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 08:55:32 No.5534332

Literally half a day after I say that the probability of bumping into him is zero I bump into him.

But it was in a building where we both have a class at the same time.

I was with two guys, one of which he knows, and we greeted him both and I continued walking.

He looked at me like he expected something from me. Like he expected me to say something.

And I just continued walking.

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 09:19:10 No.5534397

>>5534332

There's this fucker just sitting in his in the parking opposite and I wanna put this tracker on.

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 09:50:54 No.5534479

>>5534397

Fucker only moved after half an hour and now I'm late for class.

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 10:23:55 No.5534547

been lurking this thread since you started OP, keep going i enjoy your posts and let me know if i can do anything to help

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Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 07:28:40 No.5534100 [Reply]

ALRIGHT NOW FELLAS

WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEING COOL??

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 07:35:25 No.5534108

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Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 07:37:20 No.5534111

>>5534100

not being a nigger.

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 07:47:40 No.5534126

only 90s kids amirite?

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 10:08:30 No.5534511

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>>5534126

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 10:22:43 No.5534546

ICE COLD

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Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 10:07:49 No.5534509 [Reply]

The body was too short or empty.

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 10:08:27 No.5534510

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Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 10:08:59 No.5534516

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Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 10:09:43 No.5534518

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Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 10:11:04 No.5534521

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Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 10:22:26 No.5534544

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Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 00:59:42 No.5521715 [Reply]

newfag here

teach me how to meme

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Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 19:17:15 No.5525080

>>5525029

*or drink cum

Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 19:30:15 No.5525134

>>5524900

It better be, I graduated at the top of my class in the Navy Seals memeing academy. I have over 100 confirmed memes, but we have a reputation to uphold, after all

Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 19:47:04 No.5525198

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