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File: 9b0b4a135ce8d74⋯.jpg (23.37 KB, 810x455, 162:91, chris-hansen-mug.jpg)

 No.8592574[Reply]

When Chris Hansen's mug shot started trending, did you think he was finally busted for trying a taste of that loli pie?

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 No.8592766

>>8592574

caught fondling little boys in a portajohn at the ballfield.


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 No.8592860

I bet the Jew had no part in this whatsoever.


 No.8592865

>>8592860

Jews have their fingers in everything, they burned my toast this morning and made my milk spoil the day before the expiration date.


 No.8592871

He basically stole $13000 worth of merchandise from a small business via non-payment.




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 No.8585764[Reply]

I just realized it /b/. This year I will be 4 years away from being a wizard. It's finally sinking in how pathetic I am and it hurts. What should I jerk off to tonight?

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 No.8592752

>>8592727

my circle of friends only include guys and their girlfriends/ wives. none of them have any sisters. My job is only men. There are no women in the 20-30 range at my church.

I just don't interact with women. That's just how my life worked out. I've tried nearly every dating site and women are incredibly flaky. They have no problem finding guys wanting to date them so they don't like putting in any effort at all.


 No.8592759

>>8592752

Have you tried like, not using dating sites? If you aren't a 6' + white dude you won't ever get a good match.

Just figure out some coed hobby, or maybe start having drugs if you are desperate.

I promise it isnt that hard to find women


 No.8592778

>>8592759

Its not hard if you have a certain lifestyle, I know. I've gone to different churches almost entirely to meet women. It never works out. I get you've done it, it came naturally to you. I just have to figure something else out.

I fucked up I think when I focused on my studies in college. Should have focused on my social life.


 No.8592780

File: 6d62f766ba20c75⋯.png (3.39 MB, 3664x1815, 3664:1815, 1547695162243.png)

Here faggot, I'll pose bonkles for you since I'm more bored than a jew waiting to be gassed

Yes, I'm the autist who was in agony over making bajonicl poon. I didn't timestamp that time, but here it is. I'm just doing this for shits and giggles.

Trips decides what i do with av matoran (left) and Toa Vhisola (right) do


 No.8592790

>>8592778

Don't try to bag women at church obviously, it isn't really the setting to deliver the material they want to hear. Try coffee shops or something, hit on that cute girl you see at the tramand don't be a retard. Introduce yourself and test some waters being yourself, i wish america didnt become the feminist shithole it is now, women have made men scared to approach them, and now when they do they don't even know what to do.

And no, I wouldn't have focused too much on being social in college, as long as you went to a party or two and learned how to talk to strangers you learned everything you needed to learn socially.




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 No.8592069[Reply]

Burgerfags

How big of a thing are meme things like transgenders, LGBTQ, degeneracy, furries and also just youtubers, streamers and even "redpills", actual racism, cuck insulting, holocaust denial… Basically evey internet meme subject.

How big of a thing is it in actual real life in USA?

Because in here (eastern euro) nobody really gives a flying fuck about it and i thought its like that everywhere, its just few screaming neckbeards and landwhales that we cherrypick and laugh about, but is it actually a thing in America? Are people talking about furries on the street? Are your coworkers actual cucks? Do you actually meet any transfags? Do you know anybody who actually believes holocaust was fake?

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 No.8592179

File: 271b3315ddf8436⋯.png (158.52 KB, 364x339, 364:339, Bez názvu.png)

>>8592162

Does that mean you want to bump my thread?


 No.8592203

>muh degeneracy


 No.8592591

File: a4801fa7f725d9e⋯.gif (45.78 KB, 159x152, 159:152, Parrot Nope.gif)

>>8592069

The only people who care here in the states, don't matter. Don't feed the trolls.


 No.8592701

>>8592069

New York here Upstate, not the city like everyone thinks when referring to NY

Degeneracy is common. Very rarely will you see trannys and shit like that in public. Its fairly common, but not talked about that the holohoax didnt happen.

Things arent as bad as they seem


 No.8592729

>>8592069

Regardless of what the media says most people don't give a fuck about politics. The only places you'll find people who care about that stuff is in the cesspools of autism.




File: 29dfe2ad439ad2f⋯.jpg (64.07 KB, 308x750, 154:375, demirose1.jpg)

 No.8587602[Reply]

this is demi rose enjoy

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 No.8592586

>>8590214

>>8590240

>>8591725

>>8592006

>tfw no infertile Paige gf to fuck the shit out of and go balls deep in daily

Don't even care about getting herpes and AIDS, honestly.


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 No.8592597

>>8591401

Just spray tan, lots of women here still use spray tans


 No.8592603

>>8587602

>"of british and columbian ancestry"

I knew I'd find something. Pureblood brits are ugly and inbred as fuck with 10000x health issues


 No.8592666

File: 8a6c2886da487db⋯.jpg (42.61 KB, 574x754, 287:377, 46226885_2307216999306746_….jpg)

>British women are so hideous that there is only one fuckable woman in this thread




File: 6009135ae666c59⋯.png (62.67 KB, 380x308, 95:77, yikes.png)

 No.8587559[Reply]

A mildly popular Rule34 artist known as 'BeelztheBoss' was apparently caught red-handed tracing actual pizza, it would be pretty lulzy if he got v&

Someone on halfchan posted a compilation comparing his Gwen and Peridot art side-by-side with the (censored) pictures and it's completely obvious. You can tell yourself which ones were original and which were traced 1:1

<http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/BeelzTheBoss/1

His discord: Beelz#4770

beelztheboss97@gmail(DOT)com

His tumblr: https://beelzthebum.tumblr.com/

NG: https://beelztheboss.newgrounds.com

Patreon: www.patreon.com/beelztheboss

https://baraag.net/@BeelzTheBoss

I don't know what's more disturbing, the fact he was tracing ceepee or that some pedoautist was able to recognize the exact images he was copying from

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 No.8593132

>>8592579

The photographer is the mother. Lily likes going naked, and the mother liked photographing it, and then sharing it!


 No.8594035

>ITT: a bunch of retards arguing with retards


 No.8595117

>>8587567

totally. just like you not being alive should be legal


 No.8595407

>>8595117

Well too bad, faggot. Even if you could kill me, there are a million other pedos to take my place. Hail Hydra.


 No.8595805

>>8592414

You are insane or a major dumbass. Tits or GTFO btw.




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 No.8586988[Reply]

is this the future of the internet?

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 No.8590524

>>8590415

>use a voice changer

>make the account name a series of numbers

>go online and start yelling at everyone

>be as angry as you can

>argue with everyone, call women bitches, men niggers and anons cucks

>do this until you're no longer uncomfortable talking to people

worked for me


 No.8590613

File: c0dbf91f4753f62⋯.webm (3.05 MB, 630x360, 7:4, vrchat mw2.webm)

File: aee45427d6c26c5⋯.mp4 (590.77 KB, 640x640, 1:1, ed edd n eddy online.mp4)

>>8590524

Bruh I couldn't even bring myself to start the game.

It sat in my library for months before I just deleted it.


 No.8590918

>>8590524

do they ban people for being 'problematic'?


 No.8590956

>>8590918

Yes. They also ban you for "lewding" in most public rooms.


 No.8592636

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File: f29755f37f1ca20⋯.webm (3.2 MB, 800x450, 16:9, vr in a place like this.webm)

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>>8590918

>>8590956

anonymous virtual boards when




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 No.8591167[Reply]

Does anyone else get bimbo vibes about barbers?

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 No.8591564

>>8591559

Your a bad liar dude.


 No.8591565

>>8591559

>they suck at that like they suck at everything

except your dick amirite


 No.8591569

>>8591565

>sexualizes the concept of sucking

Whore detected.


 No.8591851

>>8591564

You're a bad englisher dude.


 No.8592015

>>8591559

This. I always ask for the most basic, common male haircut, and they still find ways too mess it up, such as trimming the sideburns too much, cutting my hair shorter than I specified, etc.




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 No.8580575[Reply]

Ice cold fairy pussy

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 No.8587170

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>>8586265

>anime girl

*video game girl


 No.8588134

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 No.8588638

>>8581084

Came to the last one with watermelon popsicle


 No.8591944

>>8581011

Flat chests are justice you heretic.


 No.8591975

>>8588134

I looked really hard for a version without the sunflower but I got nothin




File: 67cd0dbdc6e7409⋯.jpg (57.14 KB, 500x499, 500:499, enhanced-mid-29607-1445980….jpg)

 No.8591214[Reply]

>wanna go to art school

>learned this site fucking hates it

>wanna see why

give me your best shot

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 No.8591876

These who can, do.

These who can't, teach.

Good luck learning any craft from those incompetents. There is no substitute to talent and no substitute to practice. Anything else is irrelevant.


 No.8591880

File: bce5b8b5e92a81f⋯.jpg (798.19 KB, 1329x2000, 1329:2000, side of beef frances bacon.jpg)

>>8591876

While I don't agree completely, I will say that Frances Bacon was self taught, and that a reputable artist said that it's good he hadn't because it would have ruined his natural instincts.


 No.8591882

>>8591880

*a reputable artist said that it's good he hadn't (gone to art school)


 No.8591892

>>8591214

I go to a business school within an art school. Its a headache. Even with the shelter of business, the shit they fling still hits me. Living here feels like I'm surrounded by lunatics, and the only thing that keeps me sane is my friends back home. Art school simply attracts the worst humanity has to offer. The standard profile of an art student is self absorbed, lazy, entitled, and attention seeking, but totally lacking in awareness or individuality. Of course, higher level art courses filter these people out. If you can make it past the huge amount of course work they foist upon you in the first years, then things will get better, that's what its there for.


 No.8591962

only go to art school if you are talented and someone might hire you to design something for him

expos at uni can get you some attention in the industry

otherwise you waste your parent's money




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 No.8587666[Reply]

So much time doing nothin

GO FIND A JOB AND WIFE!

There was this one guy in my high school. Everything about him screamed 'wizard apprentice'. Long, often unkempt hair and beard, geek attire, Medieval fantasy fandom, no girlfriend, many bullies, you get the picture. I didn't interact much with him, but I still liked him at the time. It felt like someone I could relate to.

I wondered what had become of him in the ten years since. Googling his somewhat unique name, I learned that he's now a scholar of extinct languages. He's employed at a university and is getting paid to uncover the mysteries of ancient texts. That must be the most wizardly occupation imaginable.

I want to be happy for him, I really do, but I'm also immensely frustrated that he managed to overcome his negative high school experiences and do something interesting and I just fell into a hole of sadness. When even the few apprentice-like people you know in real life are outpacing you by so much, how do you ever develop a positive self-image?

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 No.8588702

>>8587666

>GO FIND A JOB AND WIFE!

I'm trying to find a wife but I have cancer.


 No.8589027

>>8588490

True. Nature is a zero sum game. Part of why millennials are so dysfunctional in society is because they were raised with that opiate for the masses, leftist propaganda, "everyone is equal, everyone's a winner, everyone gets a trophy" mentality.


 No.8589333

File: a8a073fa8248d53⋯.jpg (8.43 KB, 300x180, 5:3, Irving-Finkel-011.jpg)

you jealous about that pussy us wizards are getting?

bet you dont even know latin bro


 No.8589375

>>8587666

>how do you ever develop a positive self-image?

Small goals month by month, all the boring hard work crap that no one wants to do is the key to a good self image. Ever tried to learn Gaelic? Its hard as balls and takes at the very least 3 years to master but because of a large group of people around the globe its still here. Find a lofty goal and achieve it and you will feel confidence surge as you keep reaching higher and higher, or you can stay on here and masturbate another 12 hours society totally wont judge


 No.8591941

>>8588656

In the animal kingdom that depends on actual body size and mass relative to the other sex. Harem animals have the male side much bigger than the female counterpart. Seals, lions, buffalo etc. Strictly monogamous species have both of equal scale. Humans fall somewhere between these extremes.




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 No.8587678[Reply]

Does anyone watch television shows anymore?

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 No.8588120

last time I watched TV as it was airing World Peace was airing.


 No.8588124

The airwaves are so saturated with propaganda anymore I can't stomach it.


 No.8588598

>>8588120

God damn i miss that show. Tuned in to all episodes. I dont like sam anymore but god damn he knows how to make good shit.


 No.8588660

File: 0a9ff81911e152f⋯.png (565 KB, 720x717, 240:239, sam shotgun.png)

>>8588598

>I dont like sam


 No.8591936

>>8588660

The dude is well known for being a pedo for many years now. I still dont get how he gets fans nowadays. I used to be really into mde in my high school years but after the traps, cuckholding pedo shit sam has been doing, i don't support him anymore. However i do support his videos ge makes some good shit.




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 No.8587492[Reply]

Why can't they make sex dolls that look like the wax figures you find in museums?

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 No.8591217

because you touch you'reself at night.


 No.8591324

>>8587492

Let's see you make one better and then tell us how it's done.


 No.8591331

File: b6b7a310a230d5a⋯.jpg (75.55 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault[1].jpg)

it's very difficult to make a realistic human face that doesn't look disturbing


 No.8591916

>>8587500

Can't that be replicated with 3D printing with soft silicone (or its equivalent) somehow?


 No.8591930




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