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When Chris Hansen's mug shot started trending, did you think he was finally busted for trying a taste of that loli pie?

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caught fondling little boys in a portajohn at the ballfield.



I bet the Jew had no part in this whatsoever.



Jews have their fingers in everything, they burned my toast this morning and made my milk spoil the day before the expiration date.


He basically stole $13000 worth of merchandise from a small business via non-payment.

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I just realized it /b/. This year I will be 4 years away from being a wizard. It's finally sinking in how pathetic I am and it hurts. What should I jerk off to tonight?

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my circle of friends only include guys and their girlfriends/ wives. none of them have any sisters. My job is only men. There are no women in the 20-30 range at my church.

I just don't interact with women. That's just how my life worked out. I've tried nearly every dating site and women are incredibly flaky. They have no problem finding guys wanting to date them so they don't like putting in any effort at all.



Have you tried like, not using dating sites? If you aren't a 6' + white dude you won't ever get a good match.

Just figure out some coed hobby, or maybe start having drugs if you are desperate.

I promise it isnt that hard to find women



Its not hard if you have a certain lifestyle, I know. I've gone to different churches almost entirely to meet women. It never works out. I get you've done it, it came naturally to you. I just have to figure something else out.

I fucked up I think when I focused on my studies in college. Should have focused on my social life.


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Here faggot, I'll pose bonkles for you since I'm more bored than a jew waiting to be gassed

Yes, I'm the autist who was in agony over making bajonicl poon. I didn't timestamp that time, but here it is. I'm just doing this for shits and giggles.

Trips decides what i do with av matoran (left) and Toa Vhisola (right) do



Don't try to bag women at church obviously, it isn't really the setting to deliver the material they want to hear. Try coffee shops or something, hit on that cute girl you see at the tramand don't be a retard. Introduce yourself and test some waters being yourself, i wish america didnt become the feminist shithole it is now, women have made men scared to approach them, and now when they do they don't even know what to do.

And no, I wouldn't have focused too much on being social in college, as long as you went to a party or two and learned how to talk to strangers you learned everything you needed to learn socially.

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How big of a thing are meme things like transgenders, LGBTQ, degeneracy, furries and also just youtubers, streamers and even "redpills", actual racism, cuck insulting, holocaust denial… Basically evey internet meme subject.

How big of a thing is it in actual real life in USA?

Because in here (eastern euro) nobody really gives a flying fuck about it and i thought its like that everywhere, its just few screaming neckbeards and landwhales that we cherrypick and laugh about, but is it actually a thing in America? Are people talking about furries on the street? Are your coworkers actual cucks? Do you actually meet any transfags? Do you know anybody who actually believes holocaust was fake?

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Does that mean you want to bump my thread?


>muh degeneracy


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The only people who care here in the states, don't matter. Don't feed the trolls.



New York here Upstate, not the city like everyone thinks when referring to NY

Degeneracy is common. Very rarely will you see trannys and shit like that in public. Its fairly common, but not talked about that the holohoax didnt happen.

Things arent as bad as they seem



Regardless of what the media says most people don't give a fuck about politics. The only places you'll find people who care about that stuff is in the cesspools of autism.

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this is demi rose enjoy

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>tfw no infertile Paige gf to fuck the shit out of and go balls deep in daily

Don't even care about getting herpes and AIDS, honestly.




Just spray tan, lots of women here still use spray tans



>"of british and columbian ancestry"

I knew I'd find something. Pureblood brits are ugly and inbred as fuck with 10000x health issues


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>British women are so hideous that there is only one fuckable woman in this thread

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A mildly popular Rule34 artist known as 'BeelztheBoss' was apparently caught red-handed tracing actual pizza, it would be pretty lulzy if he got v&

Someone on halfchan posted a compilation comparing his Gwen and Peridot art side-by-side with the (censored) pictures and it's completely obvious. You can tell yourself which ones were original and which were traced 1:1


His discord: Beelz#4770


His tumblr: https://beelzthebum.tumblr.com/

NG: https://beelztheboss.newgrounds.com

Patreon: www.patreon.com/beelztheboss


I don't know what's more disturbing, the fact he was tracing ceepee or that some pedoautist was able to recognize the exact images he was copying from

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The photographer is the mother. Lily likes going naked, and the mother liked photographing it, and then sharing it!


>ITT: a bunch of retards arguing with retards



totally. just like you not being alive should be legal



Well too bad, faggot. Even if you could kill me, there are a million other pedos to take my place. Hail Hydra.



You are insane or a major dumbass. Tits or GTFO btw.

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is this the future of the internet?

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>use a voice changer

>make the account name a series of numbers

>go online and start yelling at everyone

>be as angry as you can

>argue with everyone, call women bitches, men niggers and anons cucks

>do this until you're no longer uncomfortable talking to people

worked for me


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Bruh I couldn't even bring myself to start the game.

It sat in my library for months before I just deleted it.



do they ban people for being 'problematic'?



Yes. They also ban you for "lewding" in most public rooms.


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anonymous virtual boards when

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Does anyone else get bimbo vibes about barbers?

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Your a bad liar dude.



>they suck at that like they suck at everything

except your dick amirite



>sexualizes the concept of sucking

Whore detected.



You're a bad englisher dude.



This. I always ask for the most basic, common male haircut, and they still find ways too mess it up, such as trimming the sideburns too much, cutting my hair shorter than I specified, etc.

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Ice cold fairy pussy

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>anime girl

*video game girl


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Came to the last one with watermelon popsicle



Flat chests are justice you heretic.



I looked really hard for a version without the sunflower but I got nothin

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>wanna go to art school

>learned this site fucking hates it

>wanna see why

give me your best shot

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These who can, do.

These who can't, teach.

Good luck learning any craft from those incompetents. There is no substitute to talent and no substitute to practice. Anything else is irrelevant.


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While I don't agree completely, I will say that Frances Bacon was self taught, and that a reputable artist said that it's good he hadn't because it would have ruined his natural instincts.



*a reputable artist said that it's good he hadn't (gone to art school)



I go to a business school within an art school. Its a headache. Even with the shelter of business, the shit they fling still hits me. Living here feels like I'm surrounded by lunatics, and the only thing that keeps me sane is my friends back home. Art school simply attracts the worst humanity has to offer. The standard profile of an art student is self absorbed, lazy, entitled, and attention seeking, but totally lacking in awareness or individuality. Of course, higher level art courses filter these people out. If you can make it past the huge amount of course work they foist upon you in the first years, then things will get better, that's what its there for.


only go to art school if you are talented and someone might hire you to design something for him

expos at uni can get you some attention in the industry

otherwise you waste your parent's money

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So much time doing nothin


There was this one guy in my high school. Everything about him screamed 'wizard apprentice'. Long, often unkempt hair and beard, geek attire, Medieval fantasy fandom, no girlfriend, many bullies, you get the picture. I didn't interact much with him, but I still liked him at the time. It felt like someone I could relate to.

I wondered what had become of him in the ten years since. Googling his somewhat unique name, I learned that he's now a scholar of extinct languages. He's employed at a university and is getting paid to uncover the mysteries of ancient texts. That must be the most wizardly occupation imaginable.

I want to be happy for him, I really do, but I'm also immensely frustrated that he managed to overcome his negative high school experiences and do something interesting and I just fell into a hole of sadness. When even the few apprentice-like people you know in real life are outpacing you by so much, how do you ever develop a positive self-image?

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I'm trying to find a wife but I have cancer.



True. Nature is a zero sum game. Part of why millennials are so dysfunctional in society is because they were raised with that opiate for the masses, leftist propaganda, "everyone is equal, everyone's a winner, everyone gets a trophy" mentality.


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you jealous about that pussy us wizards are getting?

bet you dont even know latin bro



>how do you ever develop a positive self-image?

Small goals month by month, all the boring hard work crap that no one wants to do is the key to a good self image. Ever tried to learn Gaelic? Its hard as balls and takes at the very least 3 years to master but because of a large group of people around the globe its still here. Find a lofty goal and achieve it and you will feel confidence surge as you keep reaching higher and higher, or you can stay on here and masturbate another 12 hours society totally wont judge



In the animal kingdom that depends on actual body size and mass relative to the other sex. Harem animals have the male side much bigger than the female counterpart. Seals, lions, buffalo etc. Strictly monogamous species have both of equal scale. Humans fall somewhere between these extremes.

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Does anyone watch television shows anymore?

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last time I watched TV as it was airing World Peace was airing.


The airwaves are so saturated with propaganda anymore I can't stomach it.



God damn i miss that show. Tuned in to all episodes. I dont like sam anymore but god damn he knows how to make good shit.


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>I dont like sam



The dude is well known for being a pedo for many years now. I still dont get how he gets fans nowadays. I used to be really into mde in my high school years but after the traps, cuckholding pedo shit sam has been doing, i don't support him anymore. However i do support his videos ge makes some good shit.

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Why can't they make sex dolls that look like the wax figures you find in museums?

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because you touch you'reself at night.



Let's see you make one better and then tell us how it's done.


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it's very difficult to make a realistic human face that doesn't look disturbing



Can't that be replicated with 3D printing with soft silicone (or its equivalent) somehow?


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