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part of the ship, part of the crew

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 No.5531341[Reply]

..you dirty slag!

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 No.5536481

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 No.5536526[Reply]

Ask someone who is permanently banned from 4chan anything.

 No.5536532

>>5536526

why don't you go to 7chan?




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 No.5530268[Reply]

Free speech edition

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 No.5530733

>>5530387

Fucking annoying asians, I want to shit on all their faces.

FEAR THE POWER OF THE WHITE MAN'S ANUS YOU FUCKING CHINKS!


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 No.5536522

>>5530339

I don't eat Dominos pizza anyway.




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 No.5536138[Reply]

ITT: Time you met/were in close proximity famous people.

>As a ball person, I served balls to Venus Williams at the local tennis open. She was having a bad game and swatted one of my poorly served balls away.

>Met Richard Dawkins at an autograph signing. Told him, "You're an inspiration to me man." He said, "Thank you" insincerely. I lost my virginity later that night (not to Dawkins).

What stories do you /b/rothers have? Protip: no lying.

 No.5536156

bump


 No.5536520

My little brother ran into Jerry Seinfeld and his family at Universal in Orlando on vacation. He was wearing a hat and didnt want to talk much or sign anything because it was "family day."




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 No.5536510[Reply]

Oldfags, anyone know the answer to this:

>>>/operate/47540

??



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 No.5536363[Reply]

what's the name of the dancin lil guy on bottom right?

 No.5536507

>>5536363

You are a pedophile, FBI is on you bro. That is the pedobear.




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 No.5488389[Reply]

What languages do you know? What languages do you like/dislike? What languages do you want to learn? What languages sound pleasant/unpleasant to you? etc

>tfw only know English because Merifag

I wish I grew up speaking multiple languages, but my parents only speak English. I've been trying to learn French for about a year since it is supposed to be easy, but I find it hard and don't really even like it. Fuck gendered nouns, fuck the retarded base 20 number naming system, fuck the formation of questions, and fuck the fact that it is almost incomprehensible when listening to the language since people slur one word into the next word. I stick with it just because I want to be fluent in another language and I have put a lot of time into it already. I would like to know Russian and Japanese but they are supposed to be very hard to learn and since I have a hard enough time learning the supposedly easy French I will likely never be able to learn those languages.

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 No.5536295

>>5534119

Ok, I'm confused about being 'fluent' in a language. Does it mean you know the grammar rules and such like in english? If so, 80% of americans are not fluent in english. Isn't this true in all societies?


 No.5536332

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Norwegian, Danish, Swedish & English

I can also read some Old Norse & German

I had Spanish for two years in junior high school, but it didn't stick with me…


 No.5536455

>>5536332

nice. What is your native lang.?


 No.5536460

DEUTSCH

DEUTSCH

DEUTSCH


 No.5536487

I know French and English, I'd like to learn German and Spanish.




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 No.5536083[Reply]

>So..what were you doing in my room earlier, bro? Why are my panties missing?

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 No.5536270

I HAVE NO SISTER


 No.5536313

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Idk.


 No.5536397

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Idk.


 No.5536473

>be me

>be like 15

>Friends of my older sister (18) come home and sleep over to do their learning before the finals

>one of them is a 9/10 redhead

>A week later

>Get home after school, take a shower, undress myself

>"Shit I've never seen this pair of boxers before"

>notice a little pink bow tie in front of the boxers

>I've been wearing the redhead pantie's all day long, she actually forgot it at home the week before, the maid thought it was mine after she did the laundry

>Instaboner

And that's how I got into crossdressing


 No.5536475

>>5536473

Lucky you, but crossdressing leads to sadness, mostly




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 No.5536448[Reply]

Anyone got original pics of the Brussels Attacks?

If so pls dump 'em here.

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 No.5536462[Reply]

These terrorist are such cowards. They think theyre brave, blowing themselves up.

Being a hero means facing the consequences.

Sucker punching a guy, and running away = pussy all day.

Fuck you, and your prophet IslamFags



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 No.5536024[Reply]

Haha, time for cultural enrichment again

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Indigenous to New Jersey


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Dump complete.




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 No.5528945[Reply]

can pedophilia be cured?

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 No.5535117

>>5535081

You already stated that, my argument still stands. Stop trolling.


 No.5535581

>>5535065

Borderline pedophilia


 No.5536117

>>5535066

Thanks for giving me this extreme. I am afraid that as a philosopher and an untrained psychologist I will try to fit your situation to somehow fit my theory, instead of trying to understand your situation objectively. So with this in mind, do you have any personal theories as to why you are attracted to children? Sex for most people is about domination, so I urge you to reconsider. I don't usually quote people, but Oscar Wilde said, "Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power." And I think he's right. The ancient Greeks and Romans based their sexuality completely on power. It was okay for a man to have sex with another man if he took the dominant role because it meant that he was powerful enough to have sex with a grown man.

I agree with you about using the word pedosexual.

Let me know about your theories, cheers.


 No.5536267

>>5536117

I respectfully disagree with your notion that sex is all about power. While, it is empowering, it is also about sharing. I get off better if my partner gets off. If you are only in it for pure self as a quasi-antisocial, you will probably enjoy masturbation more. On the other hand, not to sound la-la, but if you are in any kind of sexual relationship, you will find more love than just the sex based on a respectful (non dominating role).

Regarding my attraction. I've heard all the theories, researched on this for years. I wasn't abused as a child, though I did play around completely of my own volition with both boys and girls – not at all rapey.

I'm not stupid, emotionally damaged or weak. I'm not a criminal nor a sociopath. I'm not a monster at all. I'm simply attracted to kids in the same way most faggots are attracted to men, or normies are attracted to women. Some men like big boobs, some men like red heads, some men like asian women. I like kids.

And just like a regular normie might be attracted to giant boobs, that doesn't mean if he sees them, his first action isn't to whip out his dick and either rape the woman with the tits or spew sperm on her. In exactly the same way that a gay man who likes the Hugh Jackman sort of man, doesn't drop drawers and go ape shit over a man that's his type. And so clearly and in an obvious way, seeing any old child or group of children doesn't make me get hard instantly, and rip off her clothes and kiddy-fiddling.

So in conclusion, I cannot tell you what makes me like children, in exactly the same way a gay man can't tell you what makes him like men. Or in the same way that a normie can't tell you exactly why he likes women. If the person your asking is being honest, they will say, "I don't know, I just do." Somethings are simply below our ability to perceive in ourselves.


 No.5536444

>>5536267

I'm going to play Devil's advocate here.

>I get off better if my partner gets off.

This could be because of two things, perhaps you like that you are a powerful person who can get his partner off, or contrarily you could enjoy being subservient and like getting others off. This is how I'd explain that in terms of power. Being less of a Devil's advocate here, I could definitely imagine a partnership where you have mutual respect and just want to share the passion of sex, that would be a humanization of sex, for lack of a better term. But there are two problems here, one, sex is the most non-human thing that we engage in, it's deeply primal. And two, most humanizations are made after the fact, like they are justification for why we do primal-non human things. As a result, it becomes harder to answer these questions because we've built something of a facade around them.

Most of the theories that you've researched were probably presupposing some kind of mental illness. This is not the type of theory I am looking for, as I think that presupposition is false. Personally, I think that everyone is attracted to basically everything, but there are external factors that limit what we are not only openly attracted to, but privately attracted to as well. Every man has the potential to be attracted to anything, even inanimate objects. The factor that I think limits our attraction to living things is the fact that only living things can reproduce (among other things). Some men are attracted to beasts, but the limiting factor for those who are not is the fact that we cannot reproduce with beasts (amongst other things like social condemnation, etc.). I think that this just keeps going, and explains all sexuality. So it's not that a gay man can tell you why he likes men, for his love of men has been humanized and thus has a facade around it, and also I believe sexuality is not a positive notion but a negative one. What I mean by this is something similar to our idea of the "perfectness of god." Some theists believe that god is all perfect, but they don't have an idea of what perfect means, they can just tell you that god is void ofPost too long. Click here to view the full text.




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 No.5535693[Reply]

Name some games.

I'm headed of to nowhere. All I gots is a medium tier laptop with no possibility for internet connection.

Name some games that are great timewasters

 No.5535701

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 No.5535705

>>5535693

dota 2. free to play on steam, takes 1 year to learn, have ~2400h on it. doesn't need much (spec or connection-wise)


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>>5535693

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Call of Pripyat that shit is great especially with mods plus that shit can run on a toaster




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 No.5536419[Reply]

Need more of them :^) make papa John proud and u get a brazzer acc 0% lie. I'm nice to anyone :^) you get it tomorrow I promise :^)



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 No.5534315[Reply]

>leave /b/ for a year

>come back

>it's even worse

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 No.5534860

Et tu 8chan?


 No.5536348

>>5534812

the oc thread is filled with uninteresting and boring rehashed content.

so if anyone makes anything of value, be sure to keep it out of that thread. it will go unnoticed and be crushed underneath all the garbage.


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 No.5536365

>>5534315

What did you expect? others did the same.

You have to stick around and create content if you want the site to "be good"


 No.5536408

>>5534315

you just became a bigger normie, we've stayed the same




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