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File: 374fbbf6c92c82b⋯.jpg (4.69 KB, 201x144, 67:48, 374fbbf6c92c82be25b9e1a644….jpg)

 No.8595836[Reply]

What do you do for yours? I like boxing. I think we all need to get the adrenaline going from time to time just to stay sane.

 No.8595845

>>8595836

Autoerotic Asphyxiation




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 No.8595609[Reply]

She looks like she unbirthed her 5-6 year old kid and both of them are enjoying it, And she will put her womb in full reverse until the kid is recycled and gone. And a become a virgin again.

 No.8595613

>>8595609

U depressing son of a whore!


 No.8595618

Yeah I am one depressing motherfucker, But with all the porn advertisement on this site, It could be worse


 No.8595777

File: f3b87d3e35103a1⋯.jpg (156.33 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, giygas_by_davidsonvroom-d2….jpg)

Is it bad that I masturbate to unbirth? Not mother and child unbirth, but I did jackhammer to girls unbirthing and it showing an X-RAY inside her.


 No.8595831

I wonder who came up with idea about unbirthing children? I wonder if its a mental disorder?




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 No.8592892[Reply]

Sending pics from my computer to my smartphone

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 No.8593055

File: 594a4b5cb4a4755⋯.jpg (1.27 MB, 1600x1200, 4:3, Mark (Shaved) 3.jpg)

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 No.8593626

File: c5b5c956601d25d⋯.jpg (32.98 KB, 413x560, 59:80, 006b.jpg)

>>8593055

I am at attention


 No.8594864

>>8593055

god he's juicy


 No.8594880

File: 47fae0620047280⋯.jpg (26.29 KB, 341x403, 11:13, 026a.jpg)


 No.8595828

>>8592892

>Sending pics from my computer to my smartphone

8chan is

NOT

A syncing service




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 No.8584358[Reply]

What are those autistic things you do in your life? I'll list off a few things I do.

>I listen to anime music while laying in bed thinking about myself doing anime-tier shit. The stuff I imagine varies from being in a fantasy world and travelling along made up characters or being in the real world and ruling it. I would self-insert myself as the antagonist and make someone like a IRL love interest or someone I've rivaled with in my life as a protagonist and make up a story out of it while listening to music.

>When I play a video game I sometimes commentate while playing it as if I'm some let's player even though I'm not recording a video for youtube.

>One time I jerked off to a recording of myself jerking off.

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 No.8593338

>>8593326

Or photograph, etc.


 No.8593342

>>8584365

The worst kind of booger eater.


 No.8593346

I waifupost on /tv/


 No.8595754

File: b52053cfea7f6cd⋯.png (65.95 KB, 384x388, 96:97, 1547782648928.png)

I worry about if I'm the only one in existence and everything else is just my imagination


 No.8595812

>>8589922

it is reasonable to be upset about the mass murder of your people. just think if they were still alive, all the people you could have been friends with, all the qt blonde girls that could have been your gf.

but you will never know because some filthy commie jew fucks mutilated and murdered them all and likely got off while doing it.




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 No.8595795[Reply]

I-I'M JUST GLAD SHE'S GETTING THE FUCKING SHE DESERVES

 No.8595806

File: 3b1c2041f925235⋯.jpg (43.83 KB, 512x512, 1:1, 1446191445987.jpg)

>>8595795

I'm sure her jungle adventures are going good white man.




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 No.8593807[Reply]

Cats are disgusting.

Why do people even get cats?

They are stupid, they only eat and shit, and spread toxoplasmosis.

They are disgusting.

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 No.8595314

>>8594498

Whites won't survive there for long, unless they had air conditioners (or swamp coolers) and sunscreen.

So, they were black as niggers.


 No.8595334

File: 4dec04e6dd6e4d6⋯.jpg (20.18 KB, 199x255, 199:255, 014.jpg)

Make love to me, my Pure White Aryan Goddess!


 No.8595758

YOU'LL BE SORRY COME CATURDAY MOTHERFUCKER!


 No.8595771

>>8595314

lol nah white people just get really tan when they live in the desert without protection. Low IQ reply.


 No.8595788

>>8593836

>don't bath

Confirmed retard. Cats don't have to bath, they smell nice all the time without it because they actually take care of themselves. The same can't be said for another popular, smelly pet.




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 No.8594332[Reply]

"Anon, we have to go."

A chubby, red-haired girl is at your doorstep in the middle of the night, holding a candle. You don't know how she knows your name. Do you trust her?

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 No.8595692

File: 31fa17f7f4c8955⋯.png (157.57 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Untitled287.png)

>>8594993

"Anon, can you believe you're gonna be a dad?!"

The girl squeezed your hand tightly. Whatever excitement you lacked she made up for tenfold.


 No.8595729

File: 18abaca667e3c36⋯.png (91.91 KB, 683x544, 683:544, Untitled288.png)

>>8595395

Kicking back.


 No.8595774

>>8594332

>has tits

Too old.


 No.8595784

>>8595692

make her unbirth it


 No.8595794

>>8595774

>not appreciating oppai loli

spotted the fag tbh




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 No.8592751[Reply]

I live in america and circumcision is not as prevalent here as you might be led to believe especially in the younger generations. There is just some facial features that scream "my parents mutilated my dick", such as weak facial features almost having a similar effect to growing up with allergies and being forced to breath through your mouth for a descent chuck of the year. Circumcision must fuck up bone development in the face somehow…

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 No.8594374

>>8593008

i liked this


 No.8594395

It's the smegma, kikes don't have smegma, they don't get any of the advantageous effects


 No.8594427

File: 675a88ce44fea1d⋯.jpg (7.24 KB, 259x194, 259:194, 675a88ce44fea1da4ac506031c….jpg)

>>8594395

one of the things that hurt my feelings the most about being a worthless cutfag is reading this thing that some girl wrote about how she liked the taste of smegma, it was so cute and romantic, the girl enjoying something that the most delicate part of your body produces that smells strongly and most people consider to be gross. I want to experience that so badly, a girl that loves me appreciating the unique flavor of my very own smegma

I think I do make tiny little nuggets of it but it's not enough to have a smell, I practically shoved one up my nostril trying to get a whiff and still nothing


 No.8594487

>>8592751

Do you really think the kind of parents who let their child get sucked off by a rabbi could possibly be good parents in all the other ways which would prevent that?

Being circumcised is unironically "lost before the race started" tier.


 No.8595680

>>8594427

Restore your foreskin it won’t bring back the pheromones or 20,000 nerves though and then don’t wash for a while. Restored foreskins can produce smegma that is prime for sniffing and spreading on crackers, you too can form gunk just like real men and women do!

>>8594487

>"lost before the race started"

It’s even worse than being born retarded or without limbs/eyes because your parents went out of their way to make sure it happened to you. It’s akin to abortion, but worse in the sense that doctors have practically damned you to a life of physical and psychological torture instead of a quick death.




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 No.8575607[Reply]

Monsutaa monsutaa

Mon mon mon mon monsutaa

monsutaa monsutaa mon mon mon mon monsutaazu raifu

Hitotsu, hitome bakkari ki ni shitenaide

daitan ni, katsu shinchou ni taagetto o kimeru

futatsu, aisatsu wa hodohodo ni

kokoro no junbi ga sundara, iza jinjou ni!

mitsu, mitsuketa suki wa sokuza ni neraisadame

utsubeshi utsubeshi utsubeshi utsubeshi!

yotsu, enryo wa hitsuyou nai sa

ato wa kakujitsu ni haato o shitomeru dake de

Ai dattara, hon no chotto de ii

soreyori naniyori, yokubou no omomuku mama,

saa

Nee daarin

kimi ga iru kara saikyou janai?

zutto issho nara saikou janai?

kono saki nani ga attatte

kimi to nara All OK!

Mohaya kore wa magire mo nai

uchuu de ichiban no LOVE nanjanai?

kotae machikirenainda yo, mou

saikousoku Fall in Love!

Itsutsu, kougeki wa saidai no bougyo

yasumu hima mo naku soku

utsubeshi utsubeshi utsubeshi utsubeshi!

muttsu, shunkan de tsutaeteikunda

daiji nanowa me to me o awaseru koto de

Aishitemo aishiattetemo

tarinai motto honnou sarakedashite

ikou

Nee daarin

kimi ga iru kara saikyou janai?

kanjiaeru nara saikou janai?

hoka ni nanimo nakutatte

daijoubu desu All OK!

Umareta basho wa mondai janai

kono isshun Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.8595605

Monmusumes are just furries for weebs, change my mind


 No.8595620

File: 69700f6af309feb⋯.jpg (98.66 KB, 657x757, 657:757, 3f47b79462b5f9feda87b59458….jpg)

>>8595605

>monogamy

going by /monster/ all cuck shit can might as well not exist

>wants to make babies

>non-hypergamous just improves you via gene editing or some shit

>would have a positive effect on society if it become real


 No.8595628

>>8595620

Breeding with monmusumes is equivalent to racemixing, change my mind.


 No.8595637

>>8595628

yes, but it isn't dysgenic

IQ doesn't suffer due to breeding with monsters, and the lack of hypergamy makes it very unlikely that the children will be without two parents


 No.8595674

>lack of hypergamy

<most animals don't stay with the same mate for their entire lives

imagine being this retarded as to thinking bestiality would serve you better than a femoid.




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 No.8595638[Reply]

Tell me some good and fun and unnormie android apps to download.



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 No.8594518[Reply]

Since she is now 18 years of age, I was wondering if there are any recent LEGAL nude leaks of her?

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 No.8595526

File: 19feee68d0f5e53⋯.jpeg (16.88 KB, 512x512, 1:1, whyyoulying.jpeg)

>>8595518

>I don't know if she's attractive or not.


 No.8595533

>Yet another 5/10 nondescript nobody

GET

BETTER

TASTE

/b/


 No.8595555

>>8594518

She's cute, would cum on her face.


 No.8595598

>>8595526

>lying

Unlike you, I'm not a sick degenerate white trash redneck.


 No.8595614

She looks 25




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 No.8593907[Reply]

wtf is this red pixel shit? is this so you scratch your monitor thinking it's a dead pixel?

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 No.8595235

File: 1468c3b6329d7a9⋯.png (8.83 KB, 1914x869, 174:79, Aborted.png)

>dude look at this totally epic troll XD this is such an awesome chan culture we have here guys :P


 No.8595246

File: 07e6d1cc6469aaf⋯.png (243.41 KB, 400x401, 400:401, dd65d1d761e29a5c66cc305d7f….png)

>mfw my monitor is so dirty i haven't even noticed it


 No.8595295

yeah I already knew about it but then I wiped my brand new monitor once thinking it was some bullshit, then I remembered, sucks 'cause now I got finger oil on my brand new $220 screen


 No.8595306

>>8595295

It's cum on mine


 No.8595588

>>8593907

I can't see it. I can't be sure if I'm going crazy or getting memed, but there really is nothing there on my screen or in that image.




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 No.8591881[Reply]

I've been perma banned both from /pol/ and /leftypol/ with just one comment on both boards.

I'm way too extreme for both political "extremes"

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 No.8592932

Stfu or we will ban u 2 faggot


 No.8592937

>>8591881

>bugs bunny

what's up, doc!?


 No.8594913

>>8592937

Are you a Semenist too?


 No.8594958

File: 3ff79bcecb57e8a⋯.mp4 (2.74 MB, 640x360, 16:9, commie_trannytariat.mp4)

If it was the same comment that got you banned I'm betting on "Trump isn't literally Hitler".


 No.8595582

This also happened to me in 2017. 2016 too but I wasn't as bitter about it at the time.

It's like the time I got banned from here, both /r9k/s, and wizchan in the span of a day and a half.

You just have to deal with it, the internet cleanses itself anyway.




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 No.8595554[Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyLOZCgKnEQ

BLACKS ARE BASED, THEY'RE NOT PC AT ALL.

 No.8595564

Notice how all the women preferred a gay son, they don't care if their male child turns out to be a failure in life they just care about children of they own gender.

No wonder all those tranny shemales always have their mothers supporting them.


 No.8595566

File: ed21b2d1410a178⋯.jpg (73.3 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault (4).jpg)

I'd rather be lynching faggots like you


 No.8595570

>>8595566

LMAO you're just afraid your daughter and son gon be gettin rammed by a BBC white boi.


 No.8595581

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>>8595570

I'm Indonesian you stupid nigger, nigger dicks look like shit, how i know? I asked your mother the rusty cumbucket




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 No.8595540[Reply]

This thread is for spooky things only

 No.8595547

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 No.8595580

File: 58100e0b5ddb471⋯.mp4 (1.04 MB, 320x240, 4:3, 911 call.mp4)




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