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Just 🐝 yourself. Rules.

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 No.8741182[Reply]

Feel free to contribute.

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 No.8752326

>>8752307

oh my god I wish that were me


 No.8752493

File: 5573d4cd804732d⋯.mp4 (12.25 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, sodium.chlorox.v2.mp4)

OC that I made for a meme page a while back


 No.8752503

>>8752307

That's sad. I hope however does that dies a slow, painful death. I hate humans.


 No.8752597

>>8752503

poser spotted. fuck off conformist


 No.8752837

File: a31781b45026902⋯.webm (4.33 MB, 854x480, 427:240, death_compilation.webm)

File: cfb269f74b01de2⋯.webm (9.74 MB, 640x360, 16:9, ritztitz.webm)




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 No.8750743[Reply]

i will be live-streaming my suicide here https://www.youtube.com/livestreaming/dashboard?v=S1GcK6XIiwE

come watch a kid die and i promise ill dab before the hanging

im probably just gonna play swat 4 then do the deed

love you all and i hope you enjoy

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 No.8752790

Im so fucking hotline


 No.8752806

>>8752720

"hello?"

"hey there, sir. Good day. SO, you ready to kill yourself now?"

":(( yes , i hate my life"

"Well, good son. Let me tell you a little story"

"..okay.."

"Once upon a time, there was a rabbit, and he used to run away from the hunter. It wasn't long before the rabbit gets caught, and he is bound to a stick, and he knows he's going to get cooked and fried for dinner. So basically the rabbit is in the same situation as you. He knew he was fucked so he starts doing his religious meditation, focusing on the inner universe and God, and so…..

[LOUD GUNSHOT NOISE]

"Good night little rabbit"

[Hangs up]

[Phone rings]

"Hey there! Howdy? So ready to kill yourself?"


 No.8752814

C'mon anon don't do it. At least steal a credit card hit the strip clubs, fuck some whores and do some blow before you neck yourself goddamn. And since you're gonna neck yourself why not set some shit on fire and burn it to the ground, get busted by the cops…live a little before you neck yourself like some edgelord fag


 No.8752816

>>8752771

Prime is in twenties


 No.8752822

>>8750743

Don't listen to these whiny niggers, do it. Also what time you fucking faggot




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 No.8746876[Reply]

So, I've had enough of being a slave to this shit. Once I'm clean I know I won't go back, but getting clean is the most difficult part. How can someone quit these drugs when they have responsibilities to attend to? I don't have seven days to waste. I have bills, and a job to attend to.

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 No.8752729

>>8752126

The problem with kratom isn’t that it’s addictive it’s that if you have any noteworthy tolerance to opiates you’d have to do a few ounces to even make a dent in the withdrawals. It’s just weak.


 No.8752742

>>8752729

I got a friend who got off bumping the stuff with kratom weed and some determination. he still takes kratom and still smokes a lot of weed but like better that than heroin ig.


 No.8752749

Nigger why don't you just cut back on the dosage…like instead of ome pill you take two


 No.8752799

>>8746876

Mushrooms and weed.


 No.8752815

>>8747971

>>8747971

hell yeah bro shit fucks me up errydat LMAO




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 No.8752224[Reply]

post da vocaroos up in dis biotch ok do it

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1NoI3TQ26of

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 No.8752456

bump


 No.8752458

I'm not giving you a voice sample, fed


 No.8752703


 No.8752800

bump


 No.8752807

File: d1d44de0bf1070c⋯.gif (929.85 KB, 320x240, 4:3, yourwww.gif)




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 No.8752772[Reply]

Just look at it

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 No.8752778

>>8752772

Has shoulders like a female, what is the point showing your cock?


 No.8752782

>>8752772

get a better figure and become a trap you sissy


 No.8752793

Peeny tiny…

I want to have sex with farm animals like horses and cows, but people won't let me because I can't fit into dogs well and that makes their own penis look little because they can.


 No.8752795

Is that it? If that's all there is become trap and shitpoat on 1/2 chan.


 No.8752821

is this a fetish of yours or something




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 No.8746739[Reply]

>white supremacists want to destroy this

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 No.8752177

you wouldn't light those mosques on fire


 No.8752180

dude colors lol


 No.8752181

>>8752177

yes i would


 No.8752189

>>8746755

I support the full removal of Islam as well as Christianity from the world including all of the texts, and a transition back to either paganism, or better yet atheism, or, a combination of the two.


 No.8752789

Personally as a white supremacist if we wiped out all sand niggers I personally wouldn't want to destroy all the historical mosques. I'd give them over to Christian custodians to preserve them as historical monuments for future generations.




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 No.8752523[Reply]

ay, whats the best paper to fake a social security card on? I need a job

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 No.8752680

>>8752523

Are those LEGAL?


 No.8752686

>>8752578

You could try to bleach a dollar and stiffen it with starch or something. I'm pretty sure SS cards have security measures implemented in the paper.


 No.8752735

>>8752680

Of course bro, if they weren't OP wouldn't have posted them.


 No.8752739

>>8752680

the free man asks if something is right or wrong. the slave asks if it's legal.


 No.8752763

If those tits are yours op just work a pole. Or suck for a living.




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 No.8752732[Reply]

Rate my tits bitches.

 No.8752734

0.2/11


 No.8752736

>>8752732

Lose weight and if the tits till remain go to a doctor, he will make an appointment for surgery.


 No.8752741

I think my boner just died…thank you anon. Tits for this reason is 10/10.




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 No.8752626[Reply]

hello faggots

at one point in time, I had written a shitty program with a gui that would dump folders, and subfolders recursively, to a thread of your choosing

all you had to do was give it a URL, a delay, how many images to post at a time, whether or not you wanted to post with progress, and select the directory

is there any interest in this or would I be wasting my time?

I had the source for it, but my laptop died, so I figured I'd bash it out and re-release it

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 No.8752634

fuck you and your datamining software


 No.8752705

I’m interested anon. As long as there’s a good way to pause it, fill out a captcha and resume.


 No.8752718

>>8752705

yeah, I'm trying to figure out the best way to do that

typically, it would pause dumping when a captcha was required, however the best user experience is to show the captcha image in the application

I think last time I wrote it, it would just open up the web browser automatically


 No.8752764

fuck your spam bot


 No.8752785

>>8752764

okay genius, but 4chanX has a dump feature too and I'm not a javascript kind of guy




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 No.8748498[Reply]

<If this thread stays alive, I will continue to come back and add more chapters. Dubs and trips maybe decide the story a bit (if you don't give turbo-faggot suggestions).

He watched the slow detritus drift past through the small porthole. He'd been watching now for some many hours, there wasn't much else to do while the Argo was being winched back up to the Triton. Hours and hours of watching the snow-like particles fall in an endless blizzard against the inking blackness.

A red warning light lit up and a faint but urgent buzzer brought his mind back into focus. The sonar had picked up something close by, something alive, something big. But while attached to the umbilical, the Argo couldn't power up it's propellers and move. For right now, he was at the mercy of whatever it was.

Quickly, he disabled the interior lights, hoping that it would lose interest and leave the small submersible alone. Suddenly enveloped in complete cloaking darkness, he dared not move. Dared not make a sound.

From the porthole an eerie light appeared. Many of the creatures from the dark deep utilized bioluminescence. It could be any one of a hundred different creatures.

The light left the porthole and once again the darkness pulled at him, needled his arms, nestled against his mind. The darkness of the deep, the pressure of the air, the millions of tonnes above you and the endless depth below you played on the mind. The dark made it much harder. It wasn't long before he turned the interior lights back on. No one could stand that darkness, that sense of isolation for long. He'd already been down here for some days, scouring the ocean floor in the submarine, looking for any scrap in the old city that the Triton could use.

The massive submersed city was always in need of material. It had no engines but instead drifted endlessly on the currents below the waves. When they found themselves over an old city, they would send the Argo down with a handful of other submersibles, attached to umbilical cords, to scour and pull up anything useful, detaching from the umbilicals for short periods to enter old buildings and narrow passages, returning for power and air.

He had been on the long return trip now for probably about a dayPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.8749716

He braced himself against the curved hull of the Argo as it lurched from a sudden impact. The submersible started to slowly spin as it hung deep below the Triton, spinning on the end of the umbilical cord.

With panic, he quickly killed the interior light. Something had seen him rising from the deep, saw him being winched in, confused him for prey. Briefly he cursed himself for the leaving the porthole open, making himself a target for everything that lurks beneath. Immediately the weight of thousands of meters of water above him closed in with the darkness.

Not many could withstand the isolation and primal dread that the deep scavengers dealt with. Times like now, in total darkness, hanging helplessly in the void, were the worst. Sweat beaded on his brow, his breath came in short shallow drafts, panic was slowly setting in. Nothing but a thin tether held him in place, dangling in the unknown. Something large enough and hungry enough to approach the Argo was enough to snap the tether.

In the solid black he felt around for the wall, for the latch of the porthole cover. He knew he needed to close it before too long so that he could once again flood the interior with light. He felt around, but couldn't find the wall, he was sure it was right in front of him. A step forward and it still wasn't there. His breath came in shallower, quicker. The Argo was gone. The water was gone. It was just him, in an endless nothing, with terrors below him, and searing death above him. Completely helpless and naked.

Just before the tendrils of madness took him, he could make out the porthole. An eerie blue light shone through the inch-thick glass. A half-step and he was there, face against the small window. Outside in the ink, a thick tentacle brushed past, spotted with light. Many of the deep creatures used bioluminesence to attract food and confuse prey. The Argo shuddered again, taut against the umbilical. The creature was gone, shooting away from the submarine, enveloped by the darkness almost immediately. He closed the latch and turned the interior light back on.

He paused then. After a while he looked down and saw his hand gripping the release lever for the cargo-net attached to his underside. He had held it as he moved around the tiny interior. Slowly he exhaled and removed his hand. It would be a great Post too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.8750821

File: 0a0cb7de91be560⋯.jpg (106.05 KB, 840x637, 120:91, 001.jpg)

>>8749716

I enjoy reading your excerpts from "The Book of Mormon" - thanks!


 No.8752243

>>8748507

you need to start in the middle of an action-packed scene in order to draw reader's attention.

Dumbass some of the greatest works of literature start with a humble and calm beginning


 No.8752669

>>8752243

To be fair though, I'm writing an undersea sci-fi. I don't think it could be help up alongside other great works of literature.


 No.8752691

In that very moment, he realised that Trump was literally Hitler.




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 No.8750573[Reply]

how do you know when you've made a friend?

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 No.8751874

File: 51abcbf4f9c55d1⋯.png (14.05 KB, 760x360, 19:9, game_over.png)

Wait

What's reddit spacing?

Is it this?


 No.8751899

>>8750583

I've never seen the original, only when he's nailing pepe's dick down


 No.8751906

you're a normalnigger now and must therefore leave


 No.8752654

>>8750710

I

agree

spacing

does

not

affect

post

quality

,

anyone

who

thinks

otherwise

is

retarded

.


 No.8752660

>>8752654

This

but

unironically

.




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 No.8750792[Reply]

pic related is a person that doesn't exist.

it was 100% generated by an AI, in the comming years, can we expect AI generated CP? would it be lagal?

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 No.8752900

>>8752659

Well fuck you, then. I changed my mind.


 No.8753053

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 No.8753094

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 No.8753136

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>>8751090

>> how can you tell it isn't a real video

>producers will begin to publish 3d models of children + skin/hair textures to slap on them + animation data of the 3d models + light rendering parameters of the scenes

>and the pedos can synthetize the provably fake cp on their own machines

>who would be the producer then, if the various components are subcontracted from different data producers?

It's already the case with SFM. There are some rule 34 videos with children characters.

Cyclegan enable training conversions without paired example and an CGI to photorealistic conversion is on the realm of possible




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 No.8744839[Reply]

Why are aboriginal niggers so ugly? What went exactly wrong in evolution that somehow abo niggers were made this way? Some say that abos are actually a sub-species of humans (literally) which explains not only their appearance but also their intelligence, behavior, etc…

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 No.8750823

I think the Australian Kooris are given a pretty harsh deal, considering they are not even the same race as the rest of us, you know?


 No.8752484

Are they at least inherently muscular like a nigger is? US fag here genuinely curious. Niggers trade off IQ for muscle growth but these abbos just look like orangutans after a mud bath


 No.8752496

>>8752484

I think that the niggers in the US were selected to be strong (otherwise they wouldnt have survived the ships and prehand selection, and maybe therefore more retarded than the niggers in africa), i also assume that niggers in the US have a bad social environment and education.

I ve met a gambian refugee (well small sample size) and i didnt feel any difference to the average german guy regarding intelligence.


 No.8752608

its probably from all the fuel they huff


 No.8752619

>>8746078

Looks like Brittany Venti.




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 No.8752498[Reply]

Why is rap music so good? All other music is boring af tbh.

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 No.8752581

File: 2ee363e2d308fbd⋯.webm (6.48 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Jimbo's a fag.webm)

>>8752498

this tbh


 No.8752583

File: 029292e658d4af3⋯.webm (3.01 MB, 640x640, 1:1, 029292e658d4af35c7a130d2a….webm)


 No.8752585

File: a774e073096ae90⋯.webm (1.72 MB, 498x480, 83:80, a774e073096ae908179f4e29d….webm)


 No.8752591

File: cd587dee9980df3⋯.webm (3.21 MB, 480x480, 1:1, cd587dee9980df33c80c8b35a….webm)

>>8752585

how can black girls compete?


 No.8752612

Eminem




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 No.8752061[Reply]

Guys, i'm retarded. I tried to screencap a thread but when i downloaded all the posts i wanted to cap, the image that came out had nothing on it. How do i screencap a thread without worrying about the picture not containing anything?

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 No.8752481

>>8752061

alt+f4 to screencap, everyone knows this


 No.8752495

>>8752481

Actually it's ctrl + prtscrn.


 No.8752570

>>8752495

DON'T DO THIS, it gave me a computer virus and now they gay porn on my screen


 No.8752600

>>8752495

where the fuck is my prtscrn button?!


 No.8752605

>>8752495

where the fuck is my "free gay porn" button?!




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