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File: 6b1be41fea770c0⋯.jpg (36.32 KB, 655x527, 655:527, 1552486842106.jpg)

 No.8752061[Reply]

Guys, i'm retarded. I tried to screencap a thread but when i downloaded all the posts i wanted to cap, the image that came out had nothing on it. How do i screencap a thread without worrying about the picture not containing anything?

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 No.8752481

>>8752061

alt+f4 to screencap, everyone knows this


 No.8752495

>>8752481

Actually it's ctrl + prtscrn.


 No.8752570

>>8752495

DON'T DO THIS, it gave me a computer virus and now they gay porn on my screen


 No.8752600

>>8752495

where the fuck is my prtscrn button?!


 No.8752605

>>8752495

where the fuck is my "free gay porn" button?!




File: 5c31e37fb5cb5b0⋯.jpg (219.74 KB, 1264x1584, 79:99, 1512305176069.jpg)

 No.8750394[Reply]

There's this new teen at work. It's her first job. I was gona ask her for a ride home 2morrow night cuz she has teh drivers liscense and teh car. When we got by my place I was gonna ask her if she could keep secret. If she says yesh, then I was gonna kiss her and touch her bewb. Thoughts? Advice?

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 No.8752559

File: 6d348336eacf60d⋯.png (528.64 KB, 610x611, 610:611, sdf.png)

>>8750394

>Any advice for hooking up with teen at work?

You're old, and ugly. Teens dress sexy and act all nice because they want a cute young guy to ask them out, not someone like YOU.


 No.8752567

>>8750446

I know that vibrator its called the "Junior Jelly". Got one for a GF once.


 No.8752579

>>8752559

I can’t even imagine the amount of vagina this teen Chad slays every nanosecond. Probably fucked his whole school without even trying.


 No.8752592

File: e5e158add88913e⋯.png (105.42 KB, 644x952, 23:34, D8741B07-3C6E-4067-B6D5-88….png)

>>8750410

Want to not talk like an absolute fucking retard; Then heres some advice too. Dont sound like a goddamn creep.


 No.8752602

>>8752579

good chance he's gay




File: 4eecc41e626b35b⋯.jpg (2.91 MB, 5152x3864, 4:3, DSC00019.JPG)

 No.8750469[Reply]

I put some faraday grade foil up in my battlestation to stop the ultrasound burns.

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 No.8750600

File: 635e85aa9f71225⋯.jpg (10.52 KB, 303x166, 303:166, 018b.jpg)

File: 3e67824ca05c7ab⋯.jpg (21.93 KB, 477x179, 477:179, 018c.jpg)

File: 8e77cef256c19ce⋯.gif (403.39 KB, 450x252, 25:14, 018d.gif)

OP will be safe from THEM now…


 No.8751587

>>8750567

There's a delayed onset when it comes to chronic radiation exposure. Most of the really bad effects like tumors will start occuring when people start reaching 50 - 60 years old. It will be especially prevalent in people who sleep next to their phone, keep their phone in their pocket, and/or use wireless headsets because the exposed regions will experience more radiation. People who work around electronics and other exposed to emf radiation their entire life will suffer more.

Read a book or watch a video nigger. Just because it's common and hasn't taken effect yet doesn't mean it's a problem.


 No.8752106

File: 8432183ad2723eb⋯.png (20.07 KB, 86x199, 86:199, Screenshot_20190322_215659.png)

I'm waiting every day I've been watching from my chimney stack

I'm waiting every week I've been hoping that they're coming back

I'm seeing all the signs and I'm learning how to bring them back

And I'm waiting for the Meninblack

(Waiting for the Maninblack)

(Waiting for the Meninblack)

(Seeking for the Loveinblack)

(Seeking for the Meninblack)

(Seeking for the Meninblack)

(Seeking for the Meninblack)

I'm standing on a hill and I'm looking for the glimpse of light

I'm clutching my teddy bear if I don't I might die of fright

I'm reading all the signs and I'm learning how to bring them back

And I'm waiting for the Meninblack

(Standing)

(Looking)

(Watching)

(Staring)

(Looking)

(Clutching)

(Standing)

(Looking)

(Clutching)

(Clutching)

(Clutching)

(Clutching)

(Clutching)

(Clutching)

(Clutching)

(Clutching)

I'm standing on a hill

And I'm waiting for the Meninblack

And I'm waiting for the Meninblack

And I'm waiting for the Meninblack

And I'm waiting for the Meninblack

And I'm learning how to bring them back

And I'm waiting for the Meninblack

And I'm waiting for the Meninblack

And I'm waiting for the Meninblack

And I'm waiting for the Meninblack

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 No.8752304

>>8750473

Use the flash, you dipshit.


 No.8752572

>>8750469

>I put some faraday grade foil up in my battlestation to stop the ultrasound burns.

Everybody should get copper netting, it filters out the toxic 5G phone signals that will be common within the next year or so.




File: b46b29b3182f344⋯.jpg (169.57 KB, 838x1200, 419:600, Drumpf will (not) win.jpg)

File: ebb9775cc18e33f⋯.jpg (88.75 KB, 750x701, 750:701, salute the bag.jpg)

File: 0ed234bb77af5d8⋯.png (227.94 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, secure the bag!.png)

 No.8751961[Reply]

Give me one good reason you aren't Yanggang yet

>b-but drumpf…

hasn't done shit for you

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 No.8752473

>>8752293

Well, the boomers get caught up with non issues on a visceral level. In a way like the leftists, they simply like that comfort zone. And the facists or hardcore alt-rigthers go outside their comfort zone and then it will be left to them.


 No.8752477

>>8752210

>depends on how the money from GDP growth is being distributed

no it doesnt


 No.8752510

If he actually manages to ensure everybody gets $1,000 a month, do you think companies would start cutting salaries and benefits?


 No.8752513

>>8752510

>make it even less profitable/interesting to work

Use your head dumbass


 No.8752554

>>8752468

nice AI face




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 No.8749547[Reply]

Hi 8chan

My firts post

I got ban on 4chan for use tor/proxy…

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 No.8751353

>>8751351

elaborate


 No.8751474

>>8749555

if trips say so


 No.8752470

Tor master race


 No.8752485

File: b49159e2fe19ebb⋯.jpg (11.35 KB, 300x250, 6:5, superthumb.jpg)


 No.8752547

>>8752485

fucking kek




File: 354ac22bdb7bfff⋯.jpeg (156.8 KB, 756x1134, 2:3, adjfhksc.jpeg)

 No.8749061[Reply]

Daily reminder that fat people have absolutely no place in our society

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 No.8752241

>>8752221

everyone is fat as a baby… if you were growing by percentages of your body mass every single day then being fat makes perfect sense.


 No.8752254

>>8752241

I drank dr pepper like it was water after I got off formula, she provided them


 No.8752525

File: e222830b5dbbda0⋯.jpg (89.54 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, Tollan.jpg)

If we could just ban all fat people from reproducing, everybody would be attractive eventually just by genetic selection.

Like the Tollan from Stargate SG-1, all skinny, healthy, perfect.


 No.8752538

>>8749061

>Fat people have no place in our society.

Fair enough so long as you agree that alcoholics, drug addicts, faggots, trannies, Christ cucks and people who cover themselves with tattoos also do not belong in our society?


 No.8752543

>fat pill

once again adderall reigns supreme and is eternally lmaoing at "diet pills"




File: 9860ee819615279⋯.jpeg (301.04 KB, 1282x962, 641:481, anti_trump1.jpeg)

 No.8751583[Reply]

Hey guys, do you guys DRUMPF?

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 No.8752309

>>8752289

be careful before Trump has the DOJ track you down

>>8752279

lmao no one has the power to collect debt from the US

the budget could be 10 trillion and it wouldn't matter


 No.8752349

>>8752309

>no one has power to collect debt from U.S.

I know some (((Rothschild))) money might say otherwise


 No.8752356

>>8751583

He looks like Sam Hyde


 No.8752410

File: e7abaf71ad4a822⋯.png (769.72 KB, 597x557, 597:557, belle delphine.PNG)


 No.8752529

File: f38e95cb870d4cb⋯.jpg (62.66 KB, 750x396, 125:66, article-clinton-2-0318.jpg)

>>8751583

Being a mentally ill Hillary supporter is not illegal in the USA.




File: 404e224d647b276⋯.png (414.95 KB, 500x840, 25:42, 1553270433944.png)

 No.8751969[Reply]

This guy is a pedophile documenting consent from his 6yr old daughter for sex. We need to find this bastard and doxx him to the authorities! Let's get our minds together and make this happen!

https://streamable.com/e5a1l

https://streamable.com/vslww

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 No.8752432

>>8752423

I did stress incest. Maybe if it was a hot neighbor lady sure. But your own family is repulsive and disgusting.


 No.8752450

File: 08d248ee269d171⋯.jpg (59.05 KB, 500x495, 100:99, pull the trigger, piglet.jpg)

>>8752432

my mother was hot but she was a screamer and a beater, not a lover, i mostly got it from her boyfriends and once and older neighbor… i did engage in quite a bit of incest with my cousins when we were younger…


 No.8752476

>>8752450

That’s life. Atleast 1/4 people have been molested at some point. How it be.

I atleast will get satisfaction in the fact I’m going to skull fuck all those who helped cover up her crimes.


 No.8752516

>>8751969

>liver lipped jew

Nothing will happen.


 No.8752522

File: cf0b96536195dac⋯.png (511.36 KB, 530x999, 530:999, cf0.png)




File: f4e399b21aab9ee⋯.mp4 (1.54 MB, 640x640, 1:1, f4e399b21aab9ee8050c2d7950….mp4)

 No.8752354[Reply]

ITS JUST BEEN TWO WEEKS SINCE I EJACULATED AND I FEEL LIKE I WILL FUCK WHATEVER HAMBEAST IS GOING TO POP UP IN FRONT OF ME

I FINALLY UNDERSTAND NIGGERS, THEY'RE TOO DUMB TO MASTURBATE SO THEY END UP RAPING ANYTHING THAT GETS CLOSE TO THEM

I STILL WANT TO RESIST, I WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS AFTER

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 No.8752482

>>8752469

sounds cool

>>8752479

how do I strenghten my dick muscle, by jelquing? Isn't that harmful?


 No.8752488

Is it just me or does anyone else piss wierd for like an hour or two after sex with a preteen girl? Feels like heaven but fucks my junk up and piss sideways.


 No.8752492

>>8752482

Cock pushups.

Also, don't try jelquing, it'll destroy your dick if you do it too much.


 No.8752499

I cant go 10 min without a thought about masturbating. Congrats now enjoy your well deserved nut comrade


 No.8752505

>>8752482

Sphincter muscles tighten with disuse.

To strengthen dick, do not ejaculate. Wet dream once maybe.




File: 8ecca6e316f1230⋯.jpeg (98.14 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 1D1E2614-FC57-47A3-AC09-E….jpeg)

 No.8749708[Reply]

rate my shit anons

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 No.8752398

File: fa8ba1bc44293b8⋯.jpg (3.17 MB, 5312x2988, 16:9, buttblud.jpg)

File: 6883f74aee2d19b⋯.jpg (3.18 MB, 5312x2988, 16:9, 20190124_220631.jpg)

File: d48d5f6e37f102f⋯.jpg (3.51 MB, 5312x2988, 16:9, assturdoids.jpg)

here's some of mine


 No.8752408

>>8752398

goddamn idk if that’s really yours but my dad had the same problem of shitting out blood. he found out later on that he had crohn.


 No.8752416

it is mine. i think i had a hemhorroid or something. i also shit massive amounts of blood when i overdo it with spicy food… like habanero and ghost pepper


 No.8752471

>>8752416

How tf did you shit those bunny droppings


 No.8752491

File: dc2c61c8aebf8ec⋯.jpg (13.39 KB, 185x255, 37:51, 963cd0c5b8aba5cca130ae788b….jpg)

>>8752398

>assturdoids.jpg




File: 170d97180f40736⋯.jpg (139.56 KB, 1140x798, 10:7, 1539971600158.jpg)

 No.8739116[Reply]

what are you listening to /b/rothers?

for me, i was listening to https://youtu.be/VWsWRIfrg2E the thing about it is the singer is gay chechen guy who went messing year ago after his visit to his country "he was killed for sure for being homosexual"

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 No.8750627

"Gold To Me" - Ben Harper 🎵 🎶 👍 😎


 No.8750772

File: eb38653b09ae979⋯.webm (6.79 MB, 640x360, 16:9, bato.webm)

mommy

>me on the right at 01:10


 No.8750936

The chose ones - Dream evil (UHULL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHH)


 No.8750944

File: 5f54128dc944546⋯.png (223.71 KB, 305x438, 305:438, (You).png)

>>8748844

>associating nationalist socialism with this nigger shit

kys


 No.8752490

bump




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 No.8752396[Reply]

Sup faggits,

I have over $100k in my bank account. How does it feel being such a worthless poor piece of shit?

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 No.8752457

>>8752452

A regular job would be the best way in most cases.


 No.8752460

>>8752452

i'm a mid level coporate sales executive


 No.8752463

>>8752460

You've got a stronger stomach than I do. I don't do well with office politics. I basically got twitter banned before it was cool.


 No.8752486

>>8752463

>I don't do well with office politics

Dont get involved if you have other options, most degenerate people.


 No.8752489

>>8752486

>not realizing politics gets you the promotion

stay poor, faggit




File: 040714187dc3a76⋯.jpeg (122.41 KB, 720x1200, 3:5, 784805986151b770188195517….jpeg)

 No.8750217[Reply]

well guys, my time has come. i have a court date tomorrow morning and i'm expecting to get sentenced to 5 years in prison. i'll be able to parole after 18 months though. i just wanted to say bye and i cant wait to come back here some day.

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 No.8751247

>>8751242

im sure being around other degenerate will help his degeneracy


 No.8752336

>>8750247

You left out the part where you killed all those muzzies but agree, drugs are way bad mmkay. Just stay positive and don't do drugs man. Hang in there.


 No.8752355

File: 9e9d20a2c1c51db⋯.jpg (67.43 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, clancybrown1.jpg)

>>8750247

>mistemeters

You're a fucking loser idiot. Rot in prison, we don't want a dumbass out here that can't even spell misdemeanor


 No.8752390

>>8752355

*looser


 No.8752466

and you're just going to sit here and shitpost about it like a worthless cuckold instead of disappearing innawoods like you should. now's your only chance. you'll remember this post every day in prison if you cuck out and go. i guarantee it




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 No.8744748[Reply]

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 No.8748520

>>8747815

>>8747791

https://thatoneprivacysite.net/vpn-section/

no such thing as a good free VPN

personally mostly use mullvad just because they have a tutorial to set it up on pfsense router.


 No.8749709

>>8748520

thanx anon


 No.8752431

Day 8: Still blocked.


 No.8752436

austrailia is a fucking joke


 No.8752449

>>8745891

Why would the feds close an ISIS forum?

Its free fucking info for counter-terrorism operations, since all the jihadis would be outing themselves, their tactics, and their plans by posting there.




File: 96195d8fa4114a2⋯.png (1.04 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, cap_The Manifesto Of Brent….png)

File: db62b29647fb6a4⋯.webm (13.37 MB, 768x432, 16:9, The Manifesto Of Brenton ….webm)

 No.8742076[Reply]

The Manifesto Of Brenton Harrison Tarrant Parts 1 & 2 - By The Kommandant

Note: I'm posting this to /b/ instead of /pol/ because currently, new threads cannot be created on /pol/ due to spam. When new thread creation is possible again on that board, I'll make a duplicate there and link this thread to it.

Yesterday an anon shared a YouTube video of a dramatic reading of the most relevant parts of Brenton Tarrant's manifesto by a channel called The Kommandant. There was second part, a follow-up video, posted to the same channel shortly thereafter. Knowing that this channel would inevitably be suspended, I made backups of the 1080p full HD versions. I have also created webms of both, split into five parts altogether, and all with decent quality for re-posting around 8chan. I share all of these with you today. To all interested parties, please download and backup the 1080p versions. If you're a content producer yourself, consider using them in your own OC.

The 1080p videos are contained in a 7z archive split into three parts, the first two are 200mb and the last is 67mb. This is done to meet the file size restrictions of catbox.moe.

Instructions For Those That Need Them

i. Make sure you have 7zip downloaded and installed

ii. Download the three archives parts from the provided catbox.moe links below

iii. Rename the files as needed so that they have the same filename, but do not change the extension

Example: "[filename].001" , "[filename].002" , "[filename].003" <= Keep .00x intact for all

iv. Open the .001 archive with 7zip and extract the files to whatever location you see fit, and enjoy

Files:

https://files.catbox.moe/4bpobo.001

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 No.8752368

File: 3e81242a677c779⋯.webm (3.78 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, tf2-boom-headshot-sniper.webm)


 No.8752373

>>8752365

and the shooting was in new zealand, dumb shit


 No.8752376

>>8752373

I know that.


 No.8752385

File: 0a89decc77c48c6⋯.mp4 (14.76 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, GDC-2019-gamergate-christc….mp4)

>>8742891

>I love that they still bring it up every chance they get.

And some streetshitting tranny brought it up at GDC 2019.


 No.8752402

>>8752385

That big titty cunt is racist herself and probably worships white tall guys, probably easy to have if you push certain buttons. The superficial constructed speech also indicates a certain drive upwards.




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