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Just 🐝 yourself. Rules.

File: 92b70a86342ee12⋯.jpg (100.7 KB, 1512x1116, 42:31, aznslut.jpg)

 No.8593967[Reply]

I mean I still get physical urges, but the whole concept of sex (unless taken to the point of being an act for the gods) is just lame. Whenever I watch porn and I'm not horny, it's just looks…dumb. It's pretty much only about release to me at this point. The only thing that actually stirs me anymore is the mental game of talking a girl into sex. But actual sex just seems so base, being horny feels "evil" in a sort of way, like physical sex is something that we should evolve out of as we ascend into godhood.

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 No.8594464

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 No.8594472

File: a38a8f6aa6a17aa⋯.jpg (407.19 KB, 1260x1782, 70:99, hank and the crew.jpg)

>being an act for the gods

What kind of deep africa nigger religion do you foollow?


 No.8594828

>>8594472

Best anime tbh


 No.8595112

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>>8594472

What bongo bongo religion do you fucking follow faggot? If you can't elevate things to their highest form then just GTFO


 No.8595127

>>8595112

**That's not anime*

Faggot




File: e10bdc1efdb2d76⋯.jpg (7.35 KB, 256x184, 32:23, proxy.duckduckgo.com.jpg)

 No.8594652[Reply]

Well anons, after the total shitshow that was >>8587559, it needs to be said.

If you are a pedo, lolicon, or what have you, you deserve the most painful and agonizing death possible. If you even post a pictures that make me even THINK about having to double check the DOST test, you need to die. I don't care who you are- black, white, asian- if you think fucking kids, child sex dolls, or watching CP, you deserve to burn.

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File: 4994a51f5a18184⋯.png (408.14 KB, 1155x872, 1155:872, 1664204 - Ben_10 DC DCAU G….png)

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 No.8595686

I think this is funny because you're probably unitnetionally pissing her off as she has PTSD about that red head she had firsties with at summer camp.


 No.8595693

Yea piss wonderwoman off. Hey want her number to buy home decor?


 No.8595819

File: ba841bbabfe52e8⋯.jpg (358.98 KB, 1111x1600, 1111:1600, Superman_Wonder_Woman_Vol_….jpg)

Accurate




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 No.8569317[Reply]

Pics and Vids Of the Best touhou character.

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 No.8594017

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>>8586172

>sample

>posting a cropped pic


 No.8594032

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 No.8594135

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>>8594112

what's this?


 No.8595010

File: d560fa218fa8f18⋯.png (1.25 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 71973569_p0.png)

OP here, I would gladly accept Ran in her kemono form.




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 No.8594620[Reply]

Just got a callback, I'm getting interviewed tomorrow. How do I not fuck this up? My balls already hurt and it's not even until tomorrow.

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 No.8594879

>>8594620

Don't lie or exaggerate your accomplishments. You're obviously not capable of lying convincingly. When they ask your greatest dream don't say "It's flipping burgers for you". Say it's X goal, and that flipping burgers fits into it thusly. When they ask your weaknesses give one (three if they ask for three) that are minor and/or that you're overcoming. Make your answer short and then keep your mouth shut no longer how long the pause.

"be confident" is a bullshit answer. Emulate confidence by not being ashamed of yourself, not betraying yourself, and respecting yourself.


 No.8594884

>>8594858

Don't do this if you have decent strength. Wringing his hand like a towel will end things then and there.


 No.8594892

Keep this thought in the back of your mind: (to the interviewer) I LIKE YOU. Your body language will reflect that you like him and his mirror neurons will make him like you in return. You don't need to worry about the reason, just: "I like you"


 No.8594957

>>8594858

Yeah the guy I talked to before shook my hand and I felt he was going for a strong shake so I gripped against his force. Not too hard but enough for me to say it was a firm handshake.


 No.8595007

With handshakes for me the weirdest thing was when I shook hands with a girl and forgot you're not supposed to use strength so I did it normally but she fortunately didn't just leave the hand there like all girls do but actually put some strength into it so I avoided crushing her hand on accident (although I'm sure she noticed I fucked up). It pisses me off when guys just touch your hand, how the fuck can someone not know how to shake hands is beyond me. Crushing hands is mean though.




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 No.8588011[Reply]

Do you prefer girls with or without tattoos??

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 No.8593945

File: ca4409acb332fe8⋯.png (1 MB, 1414x631, 1414:631, womentattoos.png)


 No.8594556

>>8593873

beautiful and 10/10 haircut


 No.8594886

>>8588015

Can confirm


 No.8594906

File: e7aab471ddf9ffb⋯.jpg (5.68 KB, 182x182, 1:1, 143d.jpg)

>>8592267

>Tatts are fucking ugly. I wouldn't touch a chick with a freaking barge pole, who has a tatt.


 No.8594986




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 No.8594468[Reply]

anime lololololol

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 No.8594510

Nigger


 No.8594511

>>8594468

Then why have you posted in /pol/?


 No.8594513

Suck my balls blue, anon.


 No.8594945

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 No.8591073[Reply]

TOMOKO THREAD

Been awhile since I shilled for Tomoko, so here's a new thread.

Post your Tomoko's boys

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 No.8592678

>>8591078

Jokes on you, I can't smell


 No.8593439

>>8591679

I hate the anime snout. I don’t understand why it is so common.


 No.8593615

I can smell her muskiness from here. MMMmmm…


 No.8594268

anti nuke bump


 No.8594932

Why do images of Tomiko give me the horn?




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 No.8594146[Reply]

A board flood! I haven't seen one of these in awhile.

Looks like a butthurt anime faggot.

Poor thing.

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 No.8594228

>>8594220

Hopefully he's using a proxy and switching ips every couple of threads so mods can't undo it all with a single D+.


 No.8594230

>>8594228

>implying the terminally lazy ever do that shit

It's like you believe anybody who shows a modicum of computing ability is some kind of elite hacker or something.


 No.8594233

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>>8594227

I think he already gave up. Oh well, at least I got a couple decent pics to further clutter my folders with.


 No.8594252

>>8594230

It’s literally a matter of downloading a browser plugin.


 No.8594925

File: 02c5f16b6276985⋯.jpg (66.83 KB, 563x563, 1:1, 079.jpg)

Anime rocks




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 No.8593180[Reply]

What do you do immediately after a nice fapping session?

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 No.8594697

File: 4cb417956a07d5a⋯.jpg (25.4 KB, 404x272, 101:68, 026d.jpg)


 No.8594705

>>8593180

You want to be world leader tier confident, your essentially in a debate with a person who on the spot doesn't want to hire you and hates there job. Stand up straight, have a non gay smile, dress well and never deviate the discussion except for maybe once to lighten the conversation


 No.8594728

>>8594705

OMG this isn't the job interview faggot oh shit what are you doing we're all doomed


 No.8594748

>>8594728

kekekekeke

when cross-thread-posting goes bad


 No.8594891

After our sweet session of passionate love-making, I always tuck my daughter back into her bed - of course.




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 No.8589294[Reply]

What kind of drugs are you taking tonight, Anon?

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 No.8593377

I'm taking a don't think for yourself zog jew zombie virus drug that makes sure I can't plan out my day for tomorrow because I might get hit with 1500 watts of nigger shit that the cock suckers at the FCC ignore even though it's blantenly coming out from my head still 10000x times the allowed signal power.

From a person's head.

You people are so fucking retarded I'm going to have to punch you famously.


 No.8593388

This drug is so awesome that it plants ten little voices in your head that you're supposed to think is schizophrenia but I'd actually some retard using a satilite, quantum computing, and brain invading viruses like fungus to make sure everything you're fucking doing has a good damn problem.

It makes formulas not work and it infects the person whose supposed to look at what you're doing and force them to pretend that it's your fault the fucking computer has a mind of it's own and strictly and only stops you from completing ANY task over a period of half a decade despite your expertise and past demonstrated ability to complete the aforementioned task.

It does so while emitting huge amounts of radio signals from your head that exceed all legal regulations that would easily he detected by an airport of the FCC whose just anxious to fuck another faggot for running a HAM radio over 5mw as opposed to beaming enough fucking power to your head to power a motherfucking washing machine.

Theyre looking around for 5mw and not noticing 1500 watts.

Kill them all.


 No.8593390

>>8593388

Your dumb fucking computer isn't as smart as me. I'll drop n=np right now if I don't talk to a boxxy or something


 No.8594555

caffeine


 No.8594877

>>8592071

Currently at 12% for the past 3 years. Before that, it was at 7% and my savings account is currently at 3%.

Suck on my shit




File: 66556fa6d97560e⋯.jpg (107.11 KB, 850x850, 1:1, images.jpg)

 No.8594580[Reply]

I am a man. I have a dick, I can grow a beard and I can legally buy alcohol.

I am 5ft3.

Yes.

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 No.8594596

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 No.8594598

File: 5416c0bdf00a5b0⋯.gif (368.98 KB, 304x360, 38:45, haaaaa.gif)

>>8594596

Yes, sir?


 No.8594613

File: 2c983f496f5b15f⋯.png (1.24 MB, 776x920, 97:115, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.8594758

Louis Le Vau is one angry faggot, has to be said.


 No.8594848

>>8594758

you're noticing now?




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 No.8590871[Reply]

I'm sick and tired of being bald and ugly, i was never a Movie star but i still had some chicks back when i had hair.

Now my only options to get laid are either hooker or rape. Its so depressing.

Should i wear a wig ?

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 No.8593818

>tfw ugly face

>balding quite badly and have been for years

>Pakistani female-tier hair everywhere else on my body

Feels bad, man. I look like ass and constantly have hairs from my chest and whatnot ending up in my food or I'll just randomly feel one in my mouth and have to spit it up.


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 No.8594506

>>8594473

What a worthwhile comment.


 No.8594538

>>8594506

really makes you think


 No.8594790

>>8594538

Thinking is white supremacy.




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 No.8584927[Reply]

would you have sex with someone you didn't love?

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 No.8592289

>>8591369

>can it be bad with someone you do love?


 No.8593183

File: 2336963d54fb89e⋯.jpg (10.21 KB, 279x298, 279:298, DwvGt5DUUAApnLT.jpg)

hahafuckbitchesamirite

how much of an overestimation do women have about men on this?


 No.8594673

>>8593183

it's 80/20 isn't it


 No.8594685

>>8584927

Already did multiple times. Usually with female friends.


 No.8594784

>>8594685

>female friends.

godam chad

how was it




File: 86dcf675d4ed0bc⋯.png (86.3 KB, 771x720, 257:240, yelling-35825_960_720.png)

 No.8591974[Reply]

SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE

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 No.8592974

>>8591974

WRONG

Snapes wand killed dumbledore

Wand control NOW


 No.8593288

>>8592010

do you have pensieve proof?


 No.8593291

>>8592276

>soyboy

>lotr

Gillette nigger u watch anime


 No.8593297

>>8593291

>Gillette nigger

I still can't get over that. What fucking Trudeau wannabe greenlit that fucking (((commercial)))?


 No.8594759

>24 hours later

>thread is still in the catalog




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 No.8592878[Reply]

No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.

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 No.8593964

>>8593648

Keked hard, how does jewglooge get a person and a fan confused?


 No.8593965

>>8593964

He's just that ugly, doesn't even reperestent a person anymore, doesn't help that he has to cover his face so the chin folds don't show either.


 No.8593968

He made a new thread lmao >>8593952


 No.8593970

>>8593648

not all exif file have gps data stored in, but whatever imnot a hacker


 No.8594743

File: 0697f20f506b3a3⋯.jpg (16.11 KB, 552x341, 552:341, 004aa.jpg)

>>8593970

No, oh no… we didn't think that at all, not for one second.




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