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 No.8589019[Reply]

Where's your cock right now anon?

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 No.8594557

Safely tucked inside my pants. But then, that is the last place I saw it.


 No.8594564


 No.8594586

>>8593228

>>8594564

>no timestamp

<good enough

Pick one and neck yourself.


 No.8594605

The same place as all my life till now and I hope it won't change until I die. In my crotch area.


 No.8594717

I keep mine in a jar by the door.

Who is it for?




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 No.8593625[Reply]

https://twitter.com/BakeliteRespec1/status/1085778726904721408

>thot gets on tosh.0 for farting

>has boyfriend, she gets pregnant

>baby comes out black

>boyfriend leaves

>thot accuses bf of being gay

>ends up with black guy (real father)

>is arrested for for taking part in drive by shooting

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 No.8594375

>>8593625

The guy looks to be more than a foot taller than her.

Now it makes sense, her brain shut off when she saw him.


 No.8594516

>knowing his mom was a gigantic slut and he's the product of her jungle adventures

my fucking sides


 No.8594517

>tattoos

>choker

obvious warning signs


 No.8594676

why do i keep seeing /tv/ being mentioned in this story


 No.8594687

File: e54b4793b27dfa7⋯.gif (1.37 MB, 498x249, 2:1, tellmemore.gif)

>>8593706

Did she put up a fight?




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 No.8593981[Reply]

I may be autistic, but I has me a girlfriend. Enjoy your anime porn and MGTOW forums.

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 No.8594478

>>8594467

>normal

But is she jewish?


 No.8594493

>>8593981

She looks very motherly. I hope you consider having children.


 No.8594496

>dat autist op

>dat cutie besides him

OP, you either have money or drugs because otherwise I don't see this cutue needing you


 No.8594521

>dating a middle-aged gypsy

Say goodbye to your bank account dipshit.


 No.8594604

>>8593981

Post her butthole. Even better, post a video of her shitting on the toilet. With sound.




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 No.8591577[Reply]

First shower in a month, where should I wash first?

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 No.8592809

>>8591577

I think you should perhaps first soak in hot, soapy water for 30 mins to break up all the filth and grime. After that, drain the tub and shower proper. Ain't no way a shower is going to get you right after a whole month of no bathing.


 No.8592837

Tip to tail will never fail.

Always start at the top and work your way down.

Otherwise you will just be washing dirt down onto areas that you have just cleaned.


 No.8592840

You dont need to wash every damned week folks. Your just fuckin up your oils making yourself make more and faster. Every 2 weeks is reasonable.

Same thing with bedding. Every season or so. Do it any more your just wearing out the fibers and material. What a waste. Use cold water and air dry or tumble low heat. I am still using sheets that were manufactured in the USA in the 90s and a stearns and foster twinxl from 1966.


 No.8594562

>>8592840

So says the basement dwelling neet.


 No.8594588

>>8591577

Don't forget to burn your clothes and bed sheets too.




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 No.8590725[Reply]

>34yo

>some sort of halfbreed

>5 o'clock shadow

>jobless

>high school education

>wants you to except her and not waist her time

>3 kids

>listens to nigger music

Say something nice about her, /b/.

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 No.8593662

>>8593619

this.

i refuse to deal interact with any single mother; ever.

i would rather fuck and marry a 2/10 fatty than a 8/10 single mother.


 No.8593666

>>8593619

a single mother only indicates 4 possibilities:

1: father died (this is the only acceptable circumstance)

2: she is such an insufferable cunt that the father would rather spend 3/4 of his paycheck on child support than deal with her shit another minute

3: she is such an insufferable cunt that she initiated the separation with the father in order to extract his money to pay for burning coal during her attractive years.

4: she's an idiot an decided to get knocked up by a looser who beats her ( 99% coal burning ) or anyone else who is unwilling to take care of his kids. she should have made better choices.

i'm not paying for some thot's mistakes. i would only deal with a single mother in the case of the father dieing and only if the father was white


 No.8593743

>>8593561

I went trough life without even getting a kiss.

I should just shave my head and become a monk at this point


 No.8593770

>>8592964

This, maybe she had both hands amputated or something.


 No.8594570

>>8590840

I fucking swear I wanted to point this out

I know cunts are uncreative and retarded most of the times but this is just pathetic beyond redemption

>>8593666

thank you satan-san

I will remember your words




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 No.8593814[Reply]

1. HOW TO LIVE IN YOUR COUNTRY IN CHEAPEST WAYS POSSIBLE, without expensive rent, 40 year mortgage etc ? you can propose many different options and what's upfront and/or monthly cost

examples: living in RV/van/car, homeless/homelessness shelter, some cheap land and mobile home, sharing a flat or house with someone, etc

2. HOW TO LIVE IN YOUR COUNTRY ANONYMOUSLY - that means, to have different official address (to get letters etc), but different true address (where you sleep, make food)? so the police or your enemies cannot easily come to your place to "suicide" you

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 No.8594459

>>8594391

>The confusing part is it's going to cost you $600 a month not including energy, and there's apartments for the much within an hour away. I don't know why people do it really, besides the traveling workers in really nice rvs

the point of this thread is how to live cheaply


 No.8594476

>>8594459

>how do i live cheaply in -20c

Ur gonna be cold, faggot, suck it up or gtfo


 No.8594504

>>8594459

That's my point, so where are you going to park your camper? Public land?


 No.8594535

>>8594504

There's always Walmart.


 No.8594553

living with your parents on autism bux is truly the life




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 No.8592682[Reply]

Elites Only May Post ITT. All Else Stay Out

So after we're done collecting DNA of everyone, comparing that with all the info we collect on them, and we begin culling how are we going to make sure the whole process goes smoothly enough that our long-term objectives for this planet aren't compromised? Also how will we deal with revealing to the /pol/-tards the government was always on their side? Is this going to be a big mess or what?

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 No.8594446

File: a0f7cd22b7ec8f3⋯.jpg (2.88 MB, 4800x3840, 5:4, cody before entrance.jpg)

>>8594441

nah baby, I'm All In


 No.8594450

>>8592682

It's time to break the taboo about suicide booths.


 No.8594455

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>>8593379

>>8594433

>>8594446

OH NO NO NO NO

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


 No.8594460

File: c6ae50f15cd0920⋯.jpg (629.25 KB, 1349x1791, 1349:1791, cody after.jpg)

>>8594455

that was a pretty good burn. I wonder if they intended it


 No.8594532

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>>8594433

I have nothing against Cody. He's not a pansy, unlike the Just Cucks.




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 No.8581250[Reply]

We love um, now post'em

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 No.8592723

>>8592716

What's the AoC in your jurisdiction? 16 where I live, because it's not a feminist hellhole (yet)


 No.8592733

>>8592723

16 here too, but that wont stop her dad from doing something about it. Even though our r&j clause stretches far enough for us to fall under it, he could still pull a delinquency of minor or some other b's charge


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 No.8594526

>she is 16

jackpot you fucking nigger

>I cannot fuck her boo hoo

fucking nigger.

redheads are for cuddling and making tender love with

you have 2 years to cuddle the living shit out of her

don't be a horny shit and throw away your best chance at a loyal wife because past age 20 they are useless whores if not married




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 No.8592989[Reply]

I want to take some martial arts classes at a local jui jitsu/mma place. My interests shift quickly so the longest I think I could keep interest is a month. I don't get in fights and I don't want to do it as a hobby, but I imagine what if I got in a fight, I think I would just get my ass beat, so I want to learn some basic stuff so I would know how to throw a punch at least. Or should I focus on grappling instead? If some random asshole just decided they didn't like me and wanted to beat me up, what's the most effective way to defend myself.

What are the most practical things I could learn with only a month of training? I'm not expecting to learn anything amazing and I know a month is limiting, but there has to be something useful you could learn in a short period like that. I want to make efficient use of my time.

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 No.8593771

Work on hand-eye coordination, punching, grappling and kicking. More importantly, get in great shape since most people lose fight because they get exhausted. Finally, learn that fighting is painful. Rarely will you be that guy that knocks a dude out without getting hit himself. Accept the pain and let it make you stronger.


 No.8594283

File: 61f4abfc4a57f48⋯.jpg (173.51 KB, 509x501, 509:501, 1509215852875.jpg)

Anything that would disqualify you is on record for them to look up during your background check. Do you think it works like the honor system?

>So we heard you might have paranoid schizophrenia

<No that's a rumor

>Ok… You'd tell us though, right? None of this is on record so we rely on your honesty

<Yeah of course. When do I get to carry a gun?


 No.8594285

>>8594283

>>8593693

Whoops forgot to tag


 No.8594287

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 No.8594520

File: 1a828d14c3592e3⋯.png (110.58 KB, 1000x652, 250:163, Fuck You Cocksucker.png)




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 No.8593976[Reply]

Intelligence or Physical attractiveness?

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 No.8594406

>>8593976

Why are you asking in the one place where it's obvious from our posts that nobody could possibly know because nobody here has either of those two characteristics?


 No.8594421

obviously physical attractiveness, of which dick size is by far the most important factor. women don't care about intellect at all


 No.8594423

>>8594421

You must not care about women with intellect if you've come to that conclusion.


 No.8594430

>>8594423

>women with intellect

good joke

women want one thing and one thing only: big cock


 No.8594435

>>8594004

That's why the 2PD>3PD.




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 No.8592119[Reply]

It's clearly an STD, but what is it exactly? I went to an urgent care clinic and they stabbed me with a needle to send a sample to a lab, but they said it will take five to seven days to get the result. Why do I have to wait for so long? At the rate this is spreading, I'll probably be dead by then.

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 No.8592988

>>8592982

A U T I S M


 No.8593010

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>>8592459

>>8592537

>>8592839

>>8592947

H E R P E S 4 T H E W I N


 No.8593033

File: 06ac0a4e68072f4⋯.jpg (42.26 KB, 615x409, 615:409, sky_king_relates.jpg)

>>8592119

all good doggy, you for sure need valtrex

so funny story, i contracted mouth herpes, aka cold sore aka herpes simplex-1 virus, when i was in high school. i could go years without an outbreak or get it every year and buy abreva to clear it up. i got it in 1999, when the germans didnt invent abreva yet, its a fucking face nightmare. if face herpes is like genital herpes, heres my advice:

>avoid stress

>avoid acidic foods like anything with tomato sauce and even orange juice

>dont pop sores, watch the movie gremlins

<in your case only date women who have herpes, which is 33% of the world

>inb4 reeeee, but i gave my wife herpes simplex-1 in her junk went i licked my fingers to liven up her pussy. what a mess.


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 No.8594434

syphillis. youll soon be dead!




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 No.8593989[Reply]

Antifa doesn't have much luck with cars do they?

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 No.8594307

>>8594301

They could hop a fence and use a house as a barrier, but that would violate someone's private property.


 No.8594401

>>8594307

You're allowed to commit small crimes like that in self defense.


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 No.8594408

>people

um sorry sweetie


 No.8594425

woke city park




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 No.8594286[Reply]

Gave seller runaround since '17 about 13k in goods. Hansen in the clink now. imagine being surround by guys you put away…

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 No.8594385

>imagine being surround by guys you put away

I'm sure most of those people were out on parole within the first 5 or 6 months of being inside.


 No.8594386

>>8594356

all jokes aside…

Did he really say something about Daddy?

That would be AWESOME


 No.8594389

>>8594286

Good. Rest in piss.


 No.8594419

>>8594386

Yea I think he talked some shit out of his fag mouth about "how could we allow such a man…blah blah blah"


 No.8594422

>>8594286

makes me sad. his show was one of the funniest programs on tv. i wish he would come back and make more shows like "to catch a predator".




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 No.8588459[Reply]

The only relevant political matter is the abuse and rape of commiecats.

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 No.8593676

I hate seeing these threads because the anons who post them think they're participating in chanculture or whatever the fuck is in their mind, and they just become a nuisance to everyone by displaying how far off from just basic autism they are. They have severe autism and need to be cleaned from the gene pool.


 No.8593820

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>>8593676

You sound frustrated. Have some commiecat.


 No.8593846

>>8593676

Nah, I'm just participating in it to piss of /leftypol/ and fags like you I guess.


 No.8594224

>>8589963

mouf is for eating


 No.8594402

>>8594224

What's it eating though? I don't see anything, so what's the point of showing it?




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 No.8593567[Reply]

She is the greatest female in Disney history. Not only does she have some of the best dresses, she's also a total sweetheart :)

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 No.8593800

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>>8593567

>>8593791

THE DOWN SYNDROME AGENDA


 No.8593802

>>8593791

She's too skinny


 No.8593880

>>8593791

both of them are hot honestly


 No.8593932

File: 6e13b9138e101cf⋯.jpg (106.35 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, randolph6.jpg)

>>8593567

for porn

yes


 No.8594378

>>8593577

hello fbi




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