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>be young and poor

<can't afford to do things/go places/enjoy life

>get older and smarter, have more money

<too busy to enjoy things, too tired to do anything besides work

This shit is retarded, what's the other option - hop freight trains as a 15 year old and get robbed/stabbed/raped? Enjoy life once you're 40/50 and have reached a level of stability? I would prefer to enjoy my life while my dick still works and I can last longer than three wheezy pumps.

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>be me


>didn't waste my youth, did it ALL, said fuck school, fuck work, traveled the world, enjoyed life while I still was young enough to do so, lived off the moment, etc…..

>that is me you see in the damn motorized wheelchair at WalMart looking like I am 70 because my body is now in constant pain and not good for shit and I have no money to buy anything but ramen and cheap booze to make me not care about the pain

>i don't regret any of it, either :)

>it was worth it

>all of it


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There are "males" who believe that cartoon women exist IRL.



Even worse when you think about it.

There are "males" who take a drawings made by another "males" and call them their waifu.




Not sure who's more delusional tbh

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>>>/christian/ vs >>>/pol/ - 8PM UTC

>>>/hisparefugio/ vs >>>/bmn/ - 8:30PM UTC

>>>/tv/ vs >>>/ck/ - 9PM UTC

>>>/a/ vs >>>/gamergatehq/ - 9:30PM UTC

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What reason was given for your thread deletions, if any?



No. Go away.




now fucking pull this useless thread already


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snipping dool




No what? "No" as in you don't want to answer because you hate me/would make you look bad or "no" as in you're innocent of wrongdoing? Not to drag this down to personal insults but my God what a faggot you are! Just post the files.txt listing and be done with it.

>Go away

No u.

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Any time 5 posts in a row say 'impeach Trump' I'll post one of my nudes

(you're ugly and your nudes are shit)
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So…. more nudes?

Impeach trump!



might have to get them straight from the source. I'm sure she'll send more if you ask nicely

>insta @lilbit.stronger

>fb: fb.com/mvkay

>work fb: fb.com/lilbit.strongerr

>phone: +1 (703) 223-4359

>blog: todaywithmvkayy.wordpress.com/

>gmail: mvonkolnitz@gmail.com

>contact form: meganvonkolnitz.typeform.com/to/IMCf3r


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>people never lie to sluts

And you still so graciously provide.



I guess Megan didn't like our feedback


Hi guys its the real Megan here. I'm sorry I look like a goblin and I don't tits. I'm sorry I'm ugly and my nudes are shit. But most of all I'm sorry I disrespected the almighty emperor Trump

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>be me

>high school senior

>just got done welding 2 joints feeling pretty good

>this fat tard who shouldn't be allowed around the general public comes up to me

>some background on gigatard: he's very fat, smells bad, farts and burps all the time thinking it's funny, and writes stupid npc shit all the time on the board trying to impress people.

>I have a cold so I have to breath through my mouth

>gigatard comes and burps right in my fucking mouth

>about to quake the fucking ham planet right then and there

>control myself because of bullshit school policy

>instead tell him to lose weight and that I'll brain damage him further if he does it again

>the fucker just laughs

What should I do to him anons?

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teacher said we ice cream and cholate if we are good


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I have a funny tard story:

>be me in freshman year

>bullshit policy forced the kids with bad grades to be in the same class with tards

>I sit in the back

>see a fat tard to my left

>only other guy in my row so he kept on staring at me

>stupid fucking glasses, head shaped like a loaf of bread, mouth open

>I try to focus but whenever I look at him, he just stares at me

>noon so take out my lunch

>I had a banana with me and the tard was eyeing it with his mouth watering

>"want the banana fat boy?" I said under my breath

>throws the banana at the tard's head

>"Anon, stop throwing food at the mirror!"

>fucking teacher ruins all the fun


Sounds like he's the cool kid in school and someone's getting their ass beat but doesn't have to balls to do anything about it. You should try to be more like the cool kid.



Got one. He wasn't totally retarded but he was deaf and ugly as fuck, with big puffy cheeks and a permanent stun-arse look on his face. He was also, unfortunately, dating the stupid girl I was into, and he knew I liked her since I made a play for her when they had broken up for a few weeks.

>be in visual communications class

>sitting with best friend Tony

>blowfish-face and the other speds come in with their teacher/handler for some fucking reason. Our teacher lets them use some equipment at the back

>fuckarse stares at ne

>I stare back

>his beady mole eyes narrow, and then he follows his class


>Tony, without any preamble, suddenly whispers an extremely dirty joke to me

>can't remember anything about it except it involved a rowboat

>we're laughing like retarded chimps

>speaking of which…

>"Excuse me?"

>Ballooncheeks' wrangler and the cunt himself are standing there. Teacher is polite, faggot is glowering.


>"We would like to know what you are laughing at."

>oh, you deaf ass-licker…

>Can't tell her the joke, can't say "It's personal," can't tell her to go back to waving her hands at ass-face…

>grab a random photo from teacher's drawing source images

>miserable dwarf/basset hound man in a bar

>"tears of a clown" would be understating this image

>hold up photo

>cunt wrangler says "Ah, I see" in a tone of voice that says the opposite

>hand talks back to the faggot who gestures frantically. She shrugs and tells him to go back to other speds. She gives us the hairy eyeball and moves on

>his girlfriend calls me that night

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>tfw newfags don't know how to spoiler within a second spoiler.

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>Newfags can't:


serves no purpose so WHY bother?












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i know you guys have sauce for everything.

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Can we get that furry copypasta in here? The dancing one?


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I'm currently trying to find an anime where the main protagonist is allergic to women. Along the way, he mysteriously gets transported to a planet where men are very rare. He ends up being chased by women a lot and the ending is a harem end. I watched this about decade ago on (either on kiss anime or Netflix) and it was a pretty fun story and I really liked it. I'm pretty sure it was an anime in the early 2000s or late 90s. I want to revisit this anime for the nastolgia and have no idea what it's called. Can anyone please help me out?



girls bravo

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Also a true story here.

Today my niece said she wants to move in with me after she graduates high school this summer. I've had blue balls all day just thinking about it. We're going to fuck constantly the moment she turns 18. Which will be just before she graduates.

We have a pretty odd relationship. She's been obsessed with me since she was about six. Always wanting to be with me and demanding my attention. Sleeping over all the time just to be with me. She always wants me to rub, tickle, and caress her body. Legs, arms, back, tummy, feet. When she was still little it was just cute. But she got so hot through the years that my cock started to throb for her. I know she knew it too because she was always sitting on my lap or lying on me while I caressed her. She had to notice. You cannot even fathom the amount of self control it took to not go too far or fuck her when I know that's what she wanted. She would often goof around and do things like shove her pussy in my face, or pucker her lips like she was waiting for me to kiss her. Another time getting ready to swim she called me to the bathroom where she was changing, opened the door enough to peek out, then a little more to show me that she only had a top on. I had to play it off like she was goofy when in reality I was screaming inside and about to blow my load in my pants. Only thing I ever did was kiss her on her neck when she was sitting on my lap having her thighs caressed and tickled. Never any further cause that shit never works out. Even though I know that's what she has always wanted, and honestly me too. I know I made her cum at least once though just from rubbing her inner thighs for a while. I know that was her first time cause she got a little weird after she was done twitching and she shied away. Didn't last long though and she was back for more cuddling. Oh and I sucked her toes once on a dare. But she certainly didn't have to twist my arm to do that.

Before you say it, no I'm not a beta neck beard that can't get anyone else. I'm 32, in shape, attractive, and had my share of relationships. I usually end up dumping them because of my niece. She was always openly mad that I was with other girls. Now I've just been avoiding relationships because of my attraction to my niece. And she hasn'Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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>I guess technically pedo cause she's not quite 18 yet.

Pedophilia is attraction to prepubescent children, dumbass.



Pedo is attraction to prepubescent.

Also where I am 15 is the AoC.

So here I am sitting in my low AoC province and thinking, wow, your posts are stupid.



he's no pedo then. he says she;s almost 18


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I'm still waiting for that anon who hired his estranged sister (an escort) to tell us what actually happened that night.



It's fake, idiot. Damn near every story on Reddit is fake, and the worst part is people love falling for it. This is a form of entertainment for dullards. Make up a completely asinine story with the excuse that you can't use your real Plebbit account because you know people on Plebbit in real life. The more titillating and ridiculous the story, the more responses you will get. You're always a girl too. Guaranteed responses.

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When did it go full boomer-tier conspiratard? It seems like everyday there's some new horse shit about some minor celeb being a "deep state agent" or how vaccines are killing people.

It wasn't like this in 2014, what happened?

Vid unrelated

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Because a few of those people really are narcs. Amos Yee is one. He befriends pedos then reports their asses. He has DID and autism. If you know him be warned he is working with LEA


It is supposed to be satire but read the disclaimer "only a fool would believe anything posted here as fact" same as CNN or any other place with moar than one person. Logically we got all kinds.




I thought the vaccine shizo came from /n/? That's where I see the majority of vaccine threads. But the anti vax schizo and others like the creationist poster on /pol/ are ridiculed, they're just two really loud voices



In my case it wasn't the roach who made me leave, it was many of the other users who reply to anything that isn't "DOTR, MAGA, RACE WAR TOMORROW I PROMISE FOR THE 1488th TIME!" who did. If you talk about demographic trends and how they're going to realistically shift drastically with Boomer deaths hastening as they reach the 70s or something you're often met with hostility and accusations of shilling/blackpilling.

>post something like that

>first response is getting called a kike

>second response is that stupid pic claiming that whites (in America) are actually having a smalltime Baby Boom that doesn't account for the race of the male, doesn't account for Jews, doesn't talk about how there are still more non-whites entering the country, doesn't talk about how these white kids will still end up being ethnic minorities

>another shill accusation

>a blackpill accusation

>a shill accusation to the post where you call out the shitty infographic pic


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>it was always da ebin republicuck board maymay

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Whyaren't you faggots into 3-D?

I used to love the GAF Viewmaster, but the pictures were kinda small so I bought a 19th century stereoscope on Ebay and some cards. I found a set of cards featuring the 1906 San Francisco earthquake and some victorian travel pictures.

Also I got an old book on stereocards that came with copies of very rare ones:


So, why haven't you begun exploring the magical world of 3-D?

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Me want wite wimmins OOGA BOOGA!!


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I like how his face folds over itself



i don't usually draw fatties, it looks more like old sagging jowels than fat.


i thought leftypiggy had implants or something.


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>I thought leftypiggy had implants

Does it look like that to you?



>this tranny porn I have for reasons is /leftypol/ BO





>implying the tranny isn't the BO

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What's the size of /qresearch/ and why is it excluded from the front page ranking? it's obviously the biggest board on 8ch, full larping boomers, the_donald rapefugees and republican operatives. Why is the number of PPHs, total posts and active ISPs a secret?

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>The average Q-LARPer


Just another containment board for idiots who have zero impact on world affairs.


Their PPH is insanely high



Fuck off shill



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what do you like about reddit?

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They still allow gun ownership subreddits, for now.


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Reddit is pure cancer



They say nice things about my wife's boyfriend.


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Current top post on r/greentext


Besides the geeky computer stuff most of those boards are dead.

So I guess I like the geeky technical stuff.

It seems like that's what rules there. But I don't go there it's boring

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Women with short hair > women with long hair

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>boy hair


>would probably have problem glasses if she wasn't wearing contacts

Diagnosis: damaged.


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Bad news OP: You're a faggot


short hair on women is atrocious, must be shoulder length at minimum



Imagine her worldview too. Good for a booty call (if you don't fear STDs) but not a gf material.

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Post wins/interesting/funny shit you find

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Nice try but I have a backup of my system32


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[aa]EPIC MEME, BRO!!!!![aa]


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Found a good reaction pic.

>posted 7 years ago

>got 11 views ever



That photo…

Is that his daughter with a negro?



oh lord not this again

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When Chris Hansen's mug shot started trending, did you think he was finally busted for trying a taste of that loli pie?

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caught fondling little boys in a portajohn at the ballfield.



I bet the Jew had no part in this whatsoever.



Jews have their fingers in everything, they burned my toast this morning and made my milk spoil the day before the expiration date.


He basically stole $13000 worth of merchandise from a small business via non-payment.

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