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How do you argue? I'm bad at it.

I just had a beta male and two women run a train on me discussing why everyone should be a vegan.

>your body is smart enough to be vegan

>we don't need meat

>being vegan is the best choice I ever made

>being a vegetarian or vegan is good for your skin

>factories treat animals like shit so I feel bad for eating meat

>100 years from now we'll look at meat factories like we do slavery now

I can't know about everything, so since I was not versed in it, nor did I do a lot of research on it, so I fucked up by telling them they're stupid and I eat meat all the time and have good skin because I use skin care products daily and take care of my hygiene, and that humans don't have long guts and that we are opportunistic gatherer species and do accoding to their diet memes a paleo diet is closer to our actual natural diet.

>if you were vegan you wouldn't need all of those skin care products!

>here's this infograph showing why humans are fine only eating plants!

>if you only ate fruits and nuts and maybe tofu you'd have really clear skin on your own

I was outnumbered anyway so I just gave up. How would I have won that?

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Another Band Ruined

>tfw can't listen to Yes anymore because /pol/ & /leftypol/ likes it and therefore ruined it for me.

Why can't you filthy demons

FUCK OFF AWAY FROM MY FAVORITE MUSIC

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Wat?

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TEXAS POLICE WARN ANTIFA THEY CAN BE SHOT DEAD

>Texas police academy instructor is letting protesters know that any gun owner in Texas can use deadly force to stop vandalism, destruction, or the defacing of any monuments or statues in Texas.

BASED TEXAS LAWS

http:// archive.is/jibOn

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Belgium

I'm a Belgian. Yeah, there I said it. Fucking roast me, you cunts. DO IT. ROAST ME.

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225-year-old Christopher Columbus Monument Destroyed by Antifa Terrorist with Sledgehammer

TERRORIST ACT AGAINST WHITE CULTURE COMMITTED THIS MORNING I get replies on social media saying “but who cares about the Civil War monuments” or “they can never stop free speech” or “there's just no way they will ever be able to do ‘x’ it's illegal”. Wake up folks, they're doing it all. Censoring websites for wrongthink (regardless if you agree with the message free speech is free speech), they're attacking, defacing, and tearing down monuments and statues all across these great United States, and they're not going to stop with those.

https://archive.is/NigdN

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Help Me

I can't have sex with a girl 1 on 1. Let's face it. I'm a loser. I can admit that. I'm undesirable to any sort of female that would be considered marriage material or even girlfriend material.

I'm 30. I'm old. I'm a virgin. I'm ugly. And many more negative traits. At this point I can't find single women. I'm not asking how to find "the one" or become a Chad. I'm simply tired of waiting for something that will never happen. I'm sexually frustrated to the point where I just need sex RIGHT NOW

With that said:

>How do I find girls who are okay with multiple men at once or gang-bang culture?

or either

>How do I find men willing to let me partake in running a train on a girl either they paid or the gf/wife of someone participating?

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animay

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nazis are bad

kek.

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This board looks like shit. Bring back the black look

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Why is she a whore?

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Messing with neighbours in a commieblock

There is a braindead retard below me who blasts nigger 'music' with thumping bass all the time. Legally I can't do anything, institutions don't give a shit about these kind of things. What are some ways to seriously annoy him or fuck his property up? He also has a car. Something so that cops couldn't get me. One way I found is jumping up and down repeatedly with full force so his ceiling gets fucked up but it doesn't always work. I'd use a sledgehammer but I'm worried about my own floor. Share some creative ways. I have some free time and am willing to go far with this.

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Farts, I Guess.

I farted 10 mins ago and my room still smells. It smells really terrible.

Discuss? Oh god I just farted again, more gas came out. It's smell is undescribable

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This board sucks.

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She's high on something, probably an opiate.

Journalists are mostly drug addicts.

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Names for retards

Which is better? Normal fag or normie?

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I'm pretty sure I look better than 90% of you faggots here, where was the last time you went to gym? I bet you don't even get pussy daily

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<what is the purpose of this text?

<is it cunnytext?

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POST YOUR

WEBM

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REMOVE NOW

REMOVE FLAGS AND IDs

WE'VE HAD IT WITH YOU BUNCH

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Prove me is /b/ not dead

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POST

MUSIC

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what does cunny taste like ?

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Dad Gets His Revenge On Pedophile!

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*blocks your way*

what do?

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The coming 5G horror

All the US-based studies on cellular radiation I've seen thus far are pretty shit. They show a small correlation with brain cancer, but they also only study lower 2G/3G frequencies which are mostly 800-1200Khz and have no relevance to millimeter-sized wavelengths.

https://www.electricsense.com/12399/5g-radiation-dangers/

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Annual GoTopless Day

My 13-year-old daughter and her friends want to participate in GoTopless Day. She says it's to support women's rights.

It is legal where I live. Should I let her?

http://gotopless.org/gotopless-day

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Where the fuck is the Casablanca rape video anons? I'm sure one of you have it.

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wake up to this

>What do you do

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Communism was a mistake ?

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Newfag here

Hi, came from 4chan here! Got very sick of that place.. now i wonder, is 8ch better? I am most into /x/ /pol/ stuff, plz no bully need advice.. /peace!

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6 am

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How do you stay calm all the time? I rank pretty high on Neuroticism (Big 5). I want to find ways to calm the fuck down and stop having so many negative thoughts.

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TWO HIGH SPEED TRAINS CRASHED IN PHILADELPHIA

NOT MUCH INFO SO FAR EXCEPT FOR CONFIRMED MULTIPLE WOUNDED

DEVELOPING STORY, MORE TO COME

http://edition.cnn.com/2017/08/22/us/philadelphia-septa-train-incident/index.html

>for sperglords:

http://archive.is/Ph1vv

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GOING AFTER OUR GUY AGAIN

These fucks are shameless. They just won't leave the guy alone and are celebrating him getting kicked out of school.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10141849690

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British police quiz a man over his posts on facebook

Counter terrorism police in England pulled Christian Finch in for an interview over his facebook posts where he was critical of Islam.

He recorded it:

https://soundcloud.com/christian-finch-269783044/counter-terrorism-interview

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Random Thread

Post anything.

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I smelled my dirty fingernails. Haven't showered in 3 days.

Problem?

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Is it entitlement for women to complain about being 30 and single because guys won't propose or commit to them, the same way they say boys who are upset about constantly getting friend zoned, rejected, or ignored are entitled?

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Angie varona vs Claire abbott.

The worse?

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Depression is a meme.

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im not sure where to post this

Every time i masturbate a roomate of mine just happens to be waiting to have a piss or whatever.

Why do they go right in?

It's almost as if they are okay with the smell of my genitalia and ejaculate.

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Smile anon.

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Subject

>couple hours ago

>driving home from slavery

>get call from mummy

>says I should head over to see her immediately because she has something "very important" she wants to tell me

>tell her to fuck off and just tell me because I'm tired and want to head back to my place and sleep

>assume it's something horribly bad at first, I braced myself, but then she starts giggling hysterically like a gitty little kid

>she tells me I'm going to have two younger siblings – she's knocked up with twins at the age of 40

Wew, last thing I expected to hear today, or, ever. I always hated being an only child.

G'night, faggots.

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.

What do you want to do to this girls sexy Arab ass ehh??

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IT'S BLOOD ???

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What the fuck…

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What do the S M and E on nerv stand for?

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Why do I sit here at 5am watching this dead board's catalog as I repeatedly refresh the page?

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Prudeness vs Degeneracy

Does anyone else feel really nihilstic when reading stories on /b/ about sex? Especially casual sex.

When I read them I just feel like there is no magic in the human experience and we are just instinct-driven animals who satisfy their lust upon one another. The weird thing is that I dislike prudeness at the same time, so I always experience an internal conflict with sex. It also doesn't help that I am a virgin and I feel insecure about that.

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cum sluts, the afterlife

Why aren't you proudly showing the cum around your mouth?

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Right?

Overall:

All our faults and insecurities stem from us being a giant collective part of the internet of men who just aren't able to get sex, right?

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I just went into the bathroom and saw a giant roach, then I crushed it using a bottle of lotion and tore a leg and it's antennae off, then I peed on it (lol) I could tell it felt it going into his wounds and it burned. It was pretty epic.

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ask me anything :)

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tried google didn't work, need that sauce

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dubs decide how i'll kill myself

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I think trump did this on purpose

I mean, he's smart. I've looked at the sun many times and my retinas didn't burn. -1 for "muh scientists" yet again

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How is your night going /b/? I've finally accepted the fact that I'm going to be fatigued the next morning no matter how much sleep I get or what time I go to bed.

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Can we have thread about remembering good old times back on 4chan by posting classic shit threads?

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CHAIKA ON THE OVERBOARD!

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MGTOW

ITT: Reasons to be MGTOW

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NHK Thread

I have never seen a anime more realistic than Welcome To The NHK

>Hikikomori loser protag who has no hope for future

>gets attracted to lolis

>realizes how fucked up he is

>lives out his days regretting the past and playing Hentai games

>has a waifu and collects merch related to her

>hates girls for being arrogant bitches

>girls are portrayed as sluts who will lie and suck up to beta orbiters but fuck chads

>protag is paranoid about people laughing at him in public

Why is it so hard for more media to do it right like this?

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What is the story behind this meme ?

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>The projected model of an ethanol alcohol/'Drinking Alcohol' molecule is shaped like a dog

Coincidence?

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files

files in this thread

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Collection Thread /b/

Starting a thread for collections /b/, share your collection, maybe talk about them a bit.

This is one my collections, my bottle cap collection. As of my last count I have 199 bottle caps.

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shaving thread

shaving thread

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Dysnomia's damage control.

LOL what a faggot. Banned me two times.

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Should I get a nose job? I got hit in the fact a few years ago and now got a crooked nose. Check pic. Would you get a nose job if you were me?

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>download discord because friend refuses to voice chat on anything else

>get invited to Discord group

>time passes, be in calls a few times and post some here and there

>suddenly everyones playing and posting about some online RPG called Black Desert where you play as half naked women

>ask what the fuck the game is even, expecting some funny stories about the screenshots of their characters in bed and looking up their clothes they've been posting nonstop

<"Why the fuck are you even in this server?"

How much more obvious can someone be that they're incredibly self conscious and defensive over their "ironic" ERP genderplay game?

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What's the point of wasting an entire day raising something that can never accomplish even the slightest bit of independence?

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ASSuka

amirite?

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Porn WEBM

Sweden edition.

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Massively report this page this antifa page

In 2010, a devastating earthquake forced thousands of Haïtians to flee their home to go to the United-States, however those earthquake have now been over for at least 5 years, so naturally the American Government is saying "Ok, we saved your life, now it's time to go home!", so now they come illegally to Canada, because a Trudeau, Couillard and Coderre are such cucks that they are welcoming them in the Montreal olympic Stadium. So naturally the 🐸 aren't happy about it, and they organise a peaceful protest against illigal immigrations in the city of Quebec, but a bunch of anarcho social Justice Warrior advocating for a world without borders, sent by Jaggi Singh, came to cause trouble, saying they were protesting "against racism". Fortunately enough the police of Quebec city qualified this counter protest as illegal. So if you could massively report those pages for depicting criminal activities, that would piss of the antifa. I will provide a bunch of antifa related link that we can report, during the next few weeks.

https://m.facebook.com/bouffecontrelefascisme/

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Charlottesville situation

The whole Charlottesville thing is way bigger, than you think.

Currently the death of the antifa hambeast is being reported as a "Nazi terror attack" 24/7 all over Europe and the police authorities of Germany and France already announced a crackdown on right-wing parties and movements.

It's either a false flag alltogether, or they were waiting for something like this to happen so shut it all down.

Best suggested course of action would be proving the innocence of the driver, by spreading information about his car being attacked by the lefties prior to the crash and make him Zimmerman 2.0, also spreading propaganda to make MAGAcucks, alt-kikes and other normies feel discriminated against and unfairly presented in the media.

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WHY ARE THERE 25 PAGES WHEN A BOARD THIS SLOW ONLY NEEDS 5?!

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A L E R T

A L E R T

50 U.S. Code § 842 - Proscription of Communist Party, its successors, and subsidiary organizations.

Spread this like wildfire across social media

>The Communist Party of the United States, or any successors of such party regardless of the assumed name, whose object or purpose is to overthrow the Government of the United States,

or the government of any State, Territory, District, or possession thereof, or the government of any political subdivision therein by force and violence, are not entitled to any of the rights, privileges, and immunities attendant upon legal bodies created under the jurisdiction of the laws of the United States or any political subdivision thereof;

and whatever rights, privileges, and immunities which have heretofore been granted to said party or any subsidiary organization by reason of the laws of the United States or any political subdivision thereof, are terminated: Provided, however, That nothing in this section shall be construed as amending the Internal Security Act of 1950, as amended [50 U.S.C. 781 et seq.]

(Aug. 24, 1954, ch. 886, § 3, 68 Stat. 776.)

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/50/842

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Toon Jack Material, and Convo

I just want to talk about life, and post cartoon porn that is true to the source's art style.

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Travis

Designated Travis thread

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"Removal" of a body...

You robbed the bank, got away safely!

But sharing the wealth with Bob was hard… he wanted the best diamonds. And now you got a dead body in your house.

Problem is, the kids and misses will be back home in 12hours.

How will you dispose of the body?

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Seems like everyone I meet on Discord is a total asswipe.

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Cool

>8chan Nerve Center

>8ch.nerv.net

Cool shit. I was expecting something like https://8ch.net/all

Do you think you want to work on an index.html version of it?

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What the hell is this nerve center bullshit? Is this what all the hype and secrecy was about? Can't even view the page on my phone because each thread section is for ants. Needs to be mobile friendly

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what does this mean:

>Big Announcement on ZGHjZmZmZQDkZN==

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>here we go again

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Hey /b/, I'm socially retarded and don't know how to phrase things in conversation. I gotta quit my job, but without burning any bridges. How do I go about having that conversation? What do I say?

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I managed to clean my ass today with only 2 squares of toilet paper. What's your record?

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Tranny Sex-Ed

Sup, /b/. Having some sex-ed with my son. He's 15 now and plenty old enough. He lurks too, so he's seen some shit. I told him about traps being gay and that I watched a vid on here where some dude, still awake, gets his dick removed by an asian doctor. The tranny sounds like South Park's Mr Slave as they're gutting him. In said video, it looks like the doctor uses tongs to remove about 50 feet of some sort of ribbon from this guy's junk. It's some of the most fucked up shit I've seen on here. It fucked my brain up and I want to share it with my son so it can fuck his brain up too. Thanks in advance to the anon who delivers the webm I'm looking for. Pic kinda related.

tl;dr sex-change.webm

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Evil

So /pol/ essentially ruined anime and now you can't mention it irl without people thinking you're a Nazi. Now they're invading video games too. I wonder why they can't fuck off from my hobbies.

Feels bad man.

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What is wrong with Canada?

WHY YOUR WOMEN SO DEGENERATE!

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Hot sauce

B

Three things

>rate my taste in hot sauce

>hot sauce bread

>what foods beside chicken are complimented well with hot sauces of this variety?

Edit: this doesn't include the sauces I have open in my fridge. Got more Dave's insanity, bw3s blazin, and a few other bottles of supermarket normie-tier shit

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Babi

how old is Babi exactly?

why is she fucking fat?

is she Sasha's lil sis/doppelganger?

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Thoughts on this? Where do we get off on 'tolerating' Nazis and other autists?

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Tar flavoring is the most Finnish thing there is, even more so than salty liquorice.

What is the most characteristic flavor to your country

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8Chan Quakers Summit

It's harvest season. The memes must be reaped.

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>America has been getting more and more torn apart as we approach the eclipse

>The Eclipse will only be visible to the 48 US States

>On the day of the eclipse Juggalos and Trump Supporters will meet in Washington D.C.

>At the peak of the eclipse in D.C. they will perform their dark rituals, opening a portal to Hell as Trump supporters resurrect Adolf Hitler while the Juggalos resurrect their Clown Gods

>The Clown Gods will clash with Hitler in a final battle for the world

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post as fast you can in this thread

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Command and Conquer

It is the best game ever! Post here if you are a big fan of C & C.

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what did Jim mean by this?

> We are soon entering a new era in shitposting.

wut? is this related to Big Announcement on ZGHjZmZmZQDkZN== ???????????????????????????????

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what caused 8chan?

was it the 4chan Jannie leaks?

2nd exodus fag who never bothered to learn about what happened before gamergate

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WTF is this ID bullshit anyway?

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Firefox?

/b/ I need some opinions on it. I uninstalled Google chrome and have stopped using pretty much all things google related. I use duckduckgo as a search engine. Does it honor its promises of security and such?

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I hope you're watching the new Rick and Morty with me in 20 minutes.