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TEN UNIQUE IDs POST IN THIS THREAD QUICK

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Do you need a spanking /b/?

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meme

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Summoning the nice anon

I practically wasn't online for a day or two and a particular thread 404d. I'm looking for you anon, yeah you who asked for someone to replace the penis on pic #1 with a vagina. I'm the anon who made pic #2 but couldn't make the next step, until you managed to turn it into pic #3 yourself.

I just thought that even though you didn't like the boipussy, you were such a completely adorable bae that if you are still here around somewhere, I'd love to keep exchanging (you)s with you and maybe even try and shoop some more!

For other anons

I don't have too much in terms of flat out male on female, but still, make a request, I can see what I have and dump a little. I'll dump some 3D as well if anyone's interested.

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Death to pedophiles

Friendly reminder to report all pedophiles to the NSA before they molest a child.

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>hard drive just fried

kill m pls

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W E B M

Dump webms you find unexplainably yet oddly sexy. I'll start.

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Why do people taste sauce with their fingers? It's unsanitary and gross to watch. I tried it once and the saltiness on my fingers overpowered any taste of the sauce, and even if it didn't it'd muddle the flavor anyway.

inb4 ur hands are just dirty

Everyone's' hands are fucking dirty. Wash your hands and 20 mins later they'll be filthy again.

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Are Women even Human Beings?

>Can't into humor

>Think putting captions on selfies qualify as memes

>Stubbornly refuse to engage in reason and logic

>Their cinematic entertainment consists entirely of people sitting in rooms and talking to each other in fake british accents throughout the whole fucking movie

>They go on homicidal rampages every 30 days

>They are superficial and shallow, incapable of enjoying art that isn't just flowers or fruit on a table

>The concept of depth and interconnection has no meaning to them, they approach everything from a solipsistic, face value perspective

>They have never written music of any worth

>They have never written movies of any worth

>They have never made games of any worth

>They have never made art of any worth

>They have never written a book of any worth

>They have never contributed anything of worth to science

The way I see it, males evolved to mate with an inferior species, like horses and donkeys. Only difference between us and mules is our offspring remains fertile. But how long until evolution separates our species and we are no longer capable of breeding?

Autopregnancy when? I tire of a society that condones zoophilia.

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beautiful femanon

If you happen to be reading this, my sweetheart, know this:

I LOVE YOU! Mary me!

I am just like you, I am a slightly pedophilic deviant who is a pseudochristian and I watch anime and play vidya games!

If I am bread, then you are my butter!

Please email me!

[email protected]

[email protected]

[email protected]=

I won't post the indecent pics of you, although I don't deny that they have given me pleasure!

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Waifu wars

This thread is dedicated to bestest girl.

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Man Claims Pedophilia is his 'Sexual Orientation'

Feelings on this BS?

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BAIT THREAD

In this thread we try to bait each other into pointless discussions antagonizing other /b/tards and filling their hearts and minds with rage so that they get involved in an ultimately futile attempt to win an irrelevant argument on the internet that can not be won in the first place thus leaving everybody emotionally exhausted and empty at heart.

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Holy fucking shit I'm in trouble

Some background info.

> Currently 22.

> Finished college last year in computer science.

> Work intern tech-support for a larger company.

> Just hang around doing nothing browsing /b/ all day and play vidya.

> Shit pay, no insurance, live in a one-person apt.

> Hotpockets for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

So here's how it went down.

> Be at work.

> One of my colleagues asks me to come to a bar with him and some of his friends because they reserved for 7 and only 6 could come.

> Say sure, because I never leave the house and I'm a loser.

> Go there, manage to hold my booze and not be an absolute sperg.

> Meet girl who is related to co-worker.

> 3/10, makes jewelery and sells them on etzy.

> If you'd hook cables to her nipples you could power a third world country for a month.

> Litterally so much energy, force me to dance with her.

> Can't keep up, but she's having fun.

> She asks me if I'm a virgin.

> Say yes.

> She's too.

> Bluntly ask me if I like her.

> Sure.

> Get taken to her place (everything happened so fast, man, she sure was something).

> We get nekkid.

> She's got droopy tits, mild chub and a fucking tumbleweed between her legs.

> Not picky though, I was going to lose my V card.

> We have sex with condom.

> Feels really weird.

> Hard to get in, but we manage after a while.

> It was horrible, degrating and a generally unpleasant experience.

> Fast forward to last night.

> We lost contact (mainly because I didn't ask for her number, and we were both unsure wether we would see each other gain)

> He gets my number from my co-worker.

> Tells me she's missed her period twice (or thrice).

> She took a pregnancy test, she's preggers.

> Spaz out, what do I do?

> I ask her what we should do about it.

> She tells me its mine, and that we'll have to talk about it tomorrow.

> Also tells me she wont abort the fetus because she's catholic.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?!

I'm fucking serious now, I know most of you come here for the lulz, but I need some serious advice.

I can't tell my folks yet since we haven't decided anything. I don't even want the baby, but I'm sure I'll have to pay for it.

Holy fucking shit I'm panicking here.

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How desperate are the libs?

So desperate that they are resorting to attempting to bribe people to demonstrate at the inauguration.

No, this doesn't make them look weak and fringey at all. No.

What kills me is that in their pitch they say "Hey, you'd be doing it anyway, why not get paid for it?" Which just shows you the intellectual depth of the establishment libtards, or at least what the organized libtards think of their own. If people were going to be doing it anyway, you wouldn't need to resort to offering them money to do it, would you? No, you wouldn't.

This is straw grasping at its peak, and the clearest indication yet just how small a minority that the far left actually is.

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Official Pony Thread

someone reported this thread with the the reason "fucking gay tread hahahaha look how gay it is by youself faggot, u will see"

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be a sadboy is cool

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What the hell is this ?

Found this pill in a random assortment that also included white xanax. Sandy mustard-colored with no imprints on either side. I think it might be generic xanax or an anti-anxiety? What do you think /b/

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AI thread

ITT: we create our robot fuhrer desu AI overlord .

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OEKAKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what the fuck happened to the oakaki applet?

also picrelated isnt cp dont ban

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If you had a cute little girl for a wife

If you were married to a cute little girl what kind of activities would you guys do together /b/?.

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I'm screencapping each time I Global Report pedo threads, along with the timestamp. If they're not deleted in a timely manner it's considered abetting. I'll have 8chan servers seized if garbage like this continues:

https://8ch.net/b/res/6541276.html

https://8ch.net/b/res/6540920.html

t. legalfag

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What do you think of people who claim not to be pedophiles while masturbating to lolicon?

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Is /b/ turning you into a pedophile

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Only real 80's and 90's kids know these

If you're a real 80's or 90's kid, you'll kno what these are

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all weebs are gay

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Dragging your feet at work

Anyone else not getting back into your work routine after the holidays

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Trump

White nationalists lose faith in Trump

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Wild animals goring each other

I am looking for clips of wild animals goring each other. They're morbidly fun and funny to me. Post 'em! (webm format encouraged but not required)

Embed related. The first one is a zebra getting it's gut chomped off and escaping, with meat flopping out on it's abdominal area. The rest of the video is shit, don't bother

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TWITCH RAID MY /B/ROS! WE GOT DOX AND WILL SEND PIZZA AND POSSIBLY SWAT IF ANYONE GOT BALLS! LETS GO. PLANNING IN DISCORD: https://discord.gg/eAXNcva

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traps

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What is your opinion on these Brits?

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Semitic waifus

10/10 Jewesses you would mutilate your penis for.

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The Idea of Girl President

THIS IS NOT ABOUT TRUMP OR HILLARY. THIS IS ONLY THE ROUGH CONCEPT OF A GIRL PRESIDENT ONE DAY

I want a Girl President one day. A slender woman in her 30s 35 to be exact. I don't think many of us here truly believe there is no differences between men and women. What would Girl President be like? What if she made us feel secure and loved like a young pretty mom or sexy wife? What if no one dared piss her off because she would fly off the handle to protect her brood, which would be us, the citizens? What if she were a disaster?

Tell me what you would want in our first Girl President? Or if you would want one at all.

>inb4 CTR shill

>inb4 /pol/ and /leftypol/ shitslinging

>inb4 OP can't inb4

This is more about feels, hopes and dreams than serious political discussion and debate. What would be the traits of a Girl President you could be proud of?

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There was edit of this video with Guts and Griffith, and I can't fucking find it anymore. Does anyone have it saved?

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Tanlines are Sexy

Let's see what you got

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FBI admits Hillary knowingly broke the law.

pic related is a page from the latest FBI report on the continuing investigation into the whole Clinton email server fiasco. This page clearly indicates that she knowingly broke the law regarding security protocols regardless of the actual content of any documents. That means that she could be not only tried, but very likely convicted of at least three separate felonies….if the FBI were to sprout some balls and charge her.

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I heard you fuckers were into some sick shit. I found some things that might interest you.

HERE IS RAPE

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RAID

Raid time!

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>moral laws are based on the Bible

>the Bible expressly forbids sodomy

>sodomy has been legalized

>the Bible says nothing against marijuana

>marijuana is still illegal in the most Christian parts of the country

>the Bible does not list pedophilia as a sin

>Mary is believed to have been under 16

>modern punishments for underage sex are equivalent to those for rape

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Pedo trumpeter beaten to death with own instrument by angry parents of molested kids

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/12/06/pedophile-trumpeter-beaten-to-death-with-own-instrument-by-angry-parents.html

A trumpet-playing pedophile was beaten to death – in part with his own instrument – when he was attacked during a concert by parents from a preschool where he was alleged to have molested kids, AFP reported.

butthurt pedos inbound

Get fucked pedos

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Keep all pedo threads in one containment thread.

There is absolutely no reason to have this many up.

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All right baby boys I'm about to restart Librechan and I need to know what country doesn't have any cp laws. Not like "oh we have a lot of child trafficking in Elbonia"or "I hear lots of sites are hosted in this South American shithole" I mean they don't even have a law that remotely pertains to it.

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a bo

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I will likely never have a girl friend/sex with 3dpd

I hate the thought of sex not women, but not for the reasons you would expect. When I was in high school, I used to have a few friends that I "shot up" with and we shared the same needles a lot, usually if they asked to borrow something of mine I'd allow them to borrow it, it wasn't really a payment but just common courtesy. Some of which had rumors floating around about them sleeping around at parties. Now if I had my blood checked and it was determined that I have some std that was incurable, my life really will be over. Which is why I'm so scared of getting my blood checked. Not even mentioning the fact that if I don't have an std, I don't want to get one from someone else or vise versa. I want to have a girlfriend, I really really do, but I'm really scared about diseases/giving someone else a disease.

>inb4 you can have a relationship without having sex

Is that really feasible though? I mean, don't get me wrong, I would love a woman to have a relationship with without having sex but, it's my understanding that they'd get bored before long and probably leave me. I could use a strap on dildo, but that wouldn't give any pleasure to me and would make me feel bad.

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How do I get these stock images without paying for them?

http://www.123rf.com/profile_olegmit1

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God Tier Music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXdNnw99-Ic

Nuf said

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Memnon proves blacks were kings

Memnon was an Ethiopian king and son of Tithonus and Eos.

Memnon

Memeanon

Meme anon

According to Homer Blacks were Kings. What say you?

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Remember when tennis players wore cute panties under their skirts?

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T2K3

Official Travis Thread

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ITT: Shit you found creepy as a kid

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Can we get a cheering for Marine Le Pen thread going on?

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Anti-Semitism Is Not Funny

FUCK MEMES LIKE PIC RELATED. ITS NOT FUNNY, OK? FUCK YOU GUYS

…I actually visited Auschuwitz once as a sort of educational vacation. They showed me just how meager residency and other basic living essentials for Holocaust victims were. Very awful stuff… They even took the liberty to show me to a burial ground with victims ranging from infancy to elder years. I could feel the very morose atmosphere as I inched closer towards the gravesite… But you wanna know the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies? My erection

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The offspring preddicted Trump and 2016 in 2008.

How did they know?

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Oldfag Thread

ITT We post Oldfag memes and remember the good old days.

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How does This Make you Feel eh??…

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Why do you troll?

Do you troll because you've lost all hope?

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Any good chatbots out there? I'm lonely.

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Freestyle General Thread

As subject says this will be a Freestyle thread - both audio and text, you can drop bars or link audio of your bichon fristyles, use vocaroo if you link your own shit.

Drop keystyles, fucking whatever idc I'm not your dad

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Why does half of all Jap pornography consist almost entirely of a guy using a magic wand on a the girl's hairy pixelated cunt while she acts uncomfortable?

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0/10 would not touch.

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Nasty Bitch / Butter Face

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You Can Help Rebuild A Mosque That Was Burned Down In America

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mosque-arson-fire-bellevue-washington_us_587cfcfce4b09281d0ebc346?

His mosque was burned to the ground in the early morning hours of Saturday, but on Sunday night his heart was full of hope.

“We are so overwhelmed,” said Imam Fazal Hassan, looking out over the crowd inside Sammamish High School in Bellevue, Washington. Some 400 people had gathered there to show support for the local Muslim community, according to mosque board member Tanvir Rahman.

Hassan recounted how immediately after news spread that his mosque ― the Islamic Center of Eastside in Bellevue ― had been destroyed by fire, he received calls from the area’s rabbis, priests and pastors, all offering to help.

Outside the mosque, Hassan said, other non-Muslims in the Seattle area left gifts: flowers, balloons and cookies.

“They were still warm!” Hassan said of the cookies, and the crowd burst into laughter.

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Need some advice, /b/, I need some cash.

I'm not asking anyone to wire me anything or order me a pizza or something, just some ideas will do.

I'm trying to save up $1000 dollars to build myself a nice PC, but currently I'm living paycheck to paycheck. Any extra money I have at the end of the month goes into a savings account for emergencies only that I refuse to touch for recreation or nonessential spending.

I've scoured my local craigslist page for odd jobs people need done, none have responded to my offers

I've offered my musical talent to restaurants and other establishments for some live entertainment, and I've either gotten denied or ignored. (I'm no Tom Petty but I'm also not total shit on guitar)

No time in my schedule for a second job, I've already explored that option

I won't sell drugs or my body simply because both are illegal, among other reasons. Please don't troll, I'm looking for actual ideas here because I'm fresh out

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Is this convincing?

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i'm considering jaw surgery.

has anyone done it?

i would appreciate your opinions

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Alright, this is the only place I know where I could get some moonrunes translated. Someone wanna help me out?

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Active ISPs (Unigue IPs in last 72 hours (that is 3 days)) is @ 889

30000/889=33.7457817773

So, since the past is in the past, Each of us just need to post 33 or 34 more posts between now and then. 3 out of 4 of us 34 and 1 out of 4 of us 33.

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YFW 1999 was 47 years ago.

1999 was three impacts ago.

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THIS THREAD IS PALESTINIAN CLAY

Individual threads:

• You can create your own rules for a thread and our moderators will enforce them!

Rules:

-No zionists

-No nazis

-No commies

-No settlements

-All legitimate religions okay

8chan's been balkanized motherfuckers, SALADIN LIVES, our own virtual clay provided free of charge. So this is why the zionists land grab, feels breddy gud.

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Hello anon. I came to you today with some serious shit.

I want to completely dissociate from reality. Can the following stuff give me that experience, say, at higher dosages? Please help me choose one.

[ ] 25B-NBOMe

[ ] DON

[ ] DOM

[ ] DOC

[ ] 5-MEO-MiPT

[ ] 4-HO-MET

[ ] 4-ACO-DET

[ ] 4-ACO-DMT

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Possible lolcow here:

There is a guy in SF who made a website called olevau.com. He comes out at 3am and spray paints the Haight area with the url. He also comes here and to /r9k/ to advertise (which is how I discovered him). At first I thought it would be fun to post directly to the heart of SF, even if it was just a microcosm. I learned my lesson. The mod bans talk about him, the way the website is structured, gore etc.

Normally someone like this would fly under the radar, but I took it personal when he advertised here, knowing full well what he would get, then turned around and started banning.

>Inb4 lolcow?

Try criticizing his website.

Vid related, its him.

Heres his info:

Carl K adams

http://softwareengineering.stackexchange.com/users/255777/carl-adam

His youtube:

https://www.youtube.com/user/premiumsoymilk

Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/foureelz/

Soundcloud:

https://soundcloud.com/milkyfriend

Call him out on anything and he goes on about not having to prove anything to anyone yet his social media is nothing but like seeking.

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Girl gets compliment, ruins average guy's night.

TLDR: Girl is told she looks prettier in person than in pics. Ruins average guys night by telling everyone he called her fat.

Fuck this gay world where cunts can do this to average blokes and get away with it. Fuck this gay world where they post this gay story on JewTube thinking they are right. Light her up in the comments…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVDdfAPyk6s

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If you turned 30 and were still a virgin,

would you try to lose it, or keep saving it

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Hey /b/ I have a question, do vinyls really sound better? if I were looking into what should I buy?

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2D isn't real

Your waifu isn't real

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How did dumbasses get to be in charge?

You can not discover answers if you don't even know what the questions are. These so-called "elites" are looking for answers to questions that only they care about, and which have no real importance for anyone else.

The real questions, such as "How did a Trump era even happen?", and "What does the increased aversion to globalization mean?" are not even being asked, despite being entirely relevant to world affairs as well as economies everywhere.

And these "elites" are so stuck on themselves that they can't even see their own situation with enough objectivity to realize that their views are skewed.

Trump is right…both Davos and the UN are obsolete.

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Was the internet a mistake?

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Please, have a seat.

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why is time spedding up?

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STRIZZZZZZLE

http://cytu.be/r/filmclub

Movies with Chat 24/7 MOSTLY HORROR with some Sci-fi/Gore/Cult/80s/Weird Films

Now Playing:

STEPHEN KING'S MISERY

This movie channel doesn't play everything under the sun. You won't have to sit through pablum like Avengers 2 or Batman movies. There are no cartoons, no musicals, no music videos, no TV shows… just movies. Specifically, It's mostly horror movies. Tons of stuff you have never heard of or seen. There are some sci-fi movies, 80s movies, cult movies, and just bizarre off the wall crazy shit like you have never seen, all mixed in to the horror movies. Over 700 movies that play randomly. None of that polling/voteskip shit, that shit doesn't work - because democracy doesn't work. No safe spaces here either. You can make rape jokes and insult minorities until you run out of edgy things to say if you want. The admins only police things that actually matter. Filmclub isn't here to have broad appeal or as many viewers as possible. It's here as an alternative to all the tired repetitive BS you get from the average vanilla stream. 24/7/365 movies most other streams won't play. Even classic XXX. Check it out.

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bag

>"baeg"

egg

>"aeg"

leg

>"laeg"

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Two TGirls

So I found the site a while ago, supposedly the only 4k shemale site there is or something. So I checked it out, I enjoy seeing girls fuck each other, and it's more enjoyable if they can feel pleasure, so a shemale works since it's like a chick with a strapon.

Anyway, some of the "models" are almost ok. But nearly all of them are ugly as fuck and non-passing. I mean, look at these two fuckers. It looks more like greeks started worshiping mcdonalds and decided to craft their lazy naked sculptures out of lard and slothfulness.

Does anyone else find that the old days where traps were traps, trans were trans, and fags were fags are gone? Fucking hell

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Get 6666666

Get 6666666 on noon this Friday. Anybody else worried we will not reach it in time?

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6666666 Get

6666666 Get

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I was not loved as a kid and can only get off by showing off to everyone how "dominant" I am :(

also barth2032

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Lemme lick that lil lil lil pussy

Lemme lick that lil lil lil pussy

Lemme lick that lil lil lil pussy

Lemme lick that lil lil lil pussy

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STOP BEING NEET

For the last 2 years I was living off my savings, basically surfing the net, playing video games, socializing, traveling a bit and basically being on a vacation. But after 2 or 3 months I was bored, became lethargic and de-motivated to get anything done. Did have a gf cause I became comfortable being anti-social.

Anyway, last couple of months I got a busy job, (cause my funds were running low). I'm at work 10hours a day, tired most of the time, and don't get enough sleep until the weekend comes. But I feel way better, motivated, focused, feels like I'm actually using my time wisely and somehow I managed to get a girlfriend (just by being more social at work and on the weekends) and life is good. So far.

So if you're a dumb NEET who thinks being 'comfortable' all the time is the epitome of life, maybe think again. Putting your body to work and getting out of your comfort zone might be just what you need.

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Does anyone else ever get the feeling that the whole liberal movement is just a big fuck you to everything that is right, that they are fully conscious of what is they do, that they fully understand what there actions are and the consequence of there actions are, but they do it any way out of pure spite

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So are you all really virgins? Pussy feels pretty good /b/ros. What is stopping you from obtaining that? Are you all socially retarded or something?

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DATA GATHERING THREADS WITH REAL EVIDENCE

I have been noticing a trend on all the boards of 8chan, which you should be typing in the address as https://8ch.net httpS←-

that there are tons of data gathering threads disguised as "I'm bored so whats all your info".

here are a few examples of data gathering threads. you stupid fucks don't think they are building a profile on you? this is disgusting.

>how much money is in your bank account

https://8ch.net/b/res/6582726.html

https://archive.is/gSVxr

>"would you possibly pick the underage girl?"

https://8ch.net/b/res/6613356.html

https://archive.is/46Vls

>what did you dream about last night

https://8ch.net/b/res/6600926.html

https://archive.is/hVAx8

>inb4 "it's just a dream"

it may reveal something about you. to the spooks and shitheads, that's data.

>what's the biggest secret you have

https://8ch.net/b/res/6598737.html

https://archive.is/iYfyP

>what do you think about jews?

https://8ch.net/b/res/6550954.html

https://archive.is/vMULv

>what will you be remembered by?

https://8ch.net/b/res/6583923.html

https://archive.is/IBzYb

>what is your gender identity?

https://8ch.net/b/res/6584970.html

https://archive.is/Xvzcf

>any perverted anons here?

https://8ch.net/b/res/6602858.html

https://archive.is/zXyOh

>perverts report in!

https://8ch.net/b/res/6606941.html

https://archive.is/bmTpC

>psychopaths, do you know any? are you one?

https://8ch.net/b/res/6605996.html

https://archive.is/A0dOY

THESE ARE ALL ON THE CATALOG RIGHT NOW JAN 12 2017 5 AM

there is some severe spook bastard level shill spy FISHING going on here. I hope none of you are stupid enough to give them anything

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Anyone do Dream Recall? Post Em

As Topic says Dream Recall thread, we are about improving ourselves so increasing accuracy of recall and recording dreams is certainly a benefit - post relevant greentext dream stories ITT preferably fresh, might as well have an OC self improvement thread to combat raiding and D&C

I'll post mine in second post good morning anons

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It sadens me that women aren't wearing skirts any longer. I love the look of women wearing long skirts, especially thick wool skirts like pictured. However, if you look around you will find that it's 100 $ for the cheapest and shortest ones and easily 250 $ for long ones. When will badly fitted jeans and yoga pants fall out of fashion?

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oops

oops

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Years later. Is LGBT a mistake?

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/b/ is a pro-women board

ANNOUNCEMENT

You like girls and you want them to have happy and fulfilling lives, admit it. Even if you'd like them to have those lives somewhere not in your immediate vicinity. And not just the 12 year old Ann Hiros, either. It's true.

That is all.

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Antisemitism Competition

Who here hates jews the most? Let's find out.

I hate Jews. Death to all Jews.

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.wheeze

why do i like collecting and sharing pictures

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I don't know how

Tell me to do anything, and I'll tell you that I don't know how.

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Does more of this girl exist?

Is she single?

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How can i love myself if im poor and ungly monkey??

Help me nigger please i feel so shitty

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Me right now.

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If you have autism YOU ARE THE MASTER RACE

MASTER RACE REPORTING IN

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Hi /b, I will turn the memes you suggest into simplified glyphs that represent them.

Pic related, check 'em

I can do both latin script stile and gothic/germanic rune script

Ukøpãf pøf høqãy ukøt wqøsãdėbaf høyãqėx ukøt sødãzėjodøjãt bøyãtėdupøqãz ukøyãtėdøg.

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Oh shit.

>you go to the car dealership to buy a new car.

>sit down in the waiting area.

>this girl gives you this look.

WAT DO.

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>girls have lolcow.

>guys have wizchan.

>/pol/ has polchan.xyz

>leftypol has bunkerchan.

>/jp/ has warosu and sushichan

>goons have freech and goonsalon

>druggies has 420chan

>furries have 7chan :^)

>Pedos have masterchan

>gamergate has endchan

>cyberpunk fans have lainchan

>ponyfuckers have ponychan

>(not to mention the dozens of foreign or multilingual imageboards, ones with some singular mechanical gimmick as the only premise or selling point, and ones with user-created -boards or no actual topical focus)

There's an imageboard for every niche nowadays.

The question is, why? What creates the need for such a large amount of splintering of the community to be necessary? You'd think, given the amount of smaller English imageboard sites, 4chan would have to be so massive it's speed and user count would be so big it'd actually impair on site functionality and cause users to go looking for smaller sites, but that's not at all the case. Some of the best 4chan boards are depressingly small, and our site, being the second largest english imageboard, has far more dead and abandoned boards than active ones.

Why is it that, when left to their own devices and given the software (tinyboard, vichan) necessary to create one's own site, a community that could remain relatively compact disperses out to such a degree? Is it that the anonymity and culture that comes with imageboards fosters faction picking and nationalistic trans-imageboard hostility? Is it just that a bunch of lonely faggots want to have some kind of arbitrary power over other users, so they try to create a site they can administer? Is it the *chans' inclination to tech-savvy members capable of running their own imageboard?

It's a real pain in the ass to have to navigate between dozens of obscure dead sites, each with far too many boards for it's regular userbase to populate (the only IB I've seen handle board inflation properly is finalchan, but the owners are subversive social justice faggots so it barely matters), just to get all the good content. There is literally no reason to have so many imageboards. What can we do about this? delete /pol/

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VEry important thread read now

@catgirlspls is everything wrong with nu-4chan. everything wrong with /qa/ /vp/ /co/ /lit/ /cgl/ /lgbt/ /tg/ etc. etc. etc.

go away from 8chan we dont want u here

fucking tumblr imports

hahah cats tho xdddd

die cunt

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slither.io

I will post my progress in a single game of slither.io. I will try to post a screenshot after every multiple of 1000 I hit as I play. I may not get to after some multiples as it would affect my game play too much. I know this would interesting to many of you so in my generosity I posted this thread. You are welcome.

Here is the link: http://slither.io/

To start the OP image I will post the start screen.

Vote Kanye West in #2024

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Bojack Horseman

As someone who hates ever modern cartoon right now as CalArts unfunny trash I gotto say, Bojack Horseman is pretty good. Its damn good actually, one of the best cartoons in years. I feel like its going to end up being one of those shows everyone tries to emulate from now on

Anyone feel the same way?

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Get 6666666 on noon this Friday.

Get 6666666 on noon this Friday. It will coincide with Donald John Trump becoming President of the United States of America.

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.

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3D Loli Thread

ITT Post cute little girls.

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i cant fucking believe

not that long time ago, there was 8ch/hebe, also librechan and other places

now theres nothing. inb4 masterchan

they are winning war

we need to destroy them

why cant we beat jim up? and make him start hebe again?

we need to win to get our cute little sexy girls back

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Why tho?

I've heard it said that women feel a societal pressure to have children in addition to the natural biological instincts humans have in general. /pol/, normalfag and moralfags also seem to think these are important goals and encourage children and families.

I agree in general that there are traditional values that are worth preserving and promoting, but why is this pushed so hard? Even discounting the "white genocide" angle and some troubling trends of actual degeneracy, I believe breeding and families would still be pushed if these values were currently thriving, probably even more so.

Why keep girls knocked up all the time? Why is that such a measure for someone's worth or accomplishments?

Why must babby be formed so much and so often?

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Who wants to be a Hero! (You may get v& and blacksited).

John O. Brennan - CIA Director BE VERY CAREFUL!!!

13351 Point Rider Lane

Herndon, VA 20171

(703) 435-8772

Here's some pics of John Brennan's HOME!!!

https://cryptome.org/2013-info/01/brennan/john-owen-brennan.htm

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which is the best torrent client?

I use qBittorrent

also admire my oc pepe

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oooooooohh.... mmmm yeah

mmmh

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HELP

I'm looking for a screencap. It is of an anon who got busted by his parents for drawing a cat girl. He was jacking off or something. I'm looking for anything else in this vein as well. If I find what I'm looking for I will draw something…

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KEK SIGIL THREAD

delign and spread sigils, here are some I did personally.

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No it isn't wrong

All of you idiots that say "it's pedophilia! It's rape dar har har!" are just blindly saying that cause it's illegal. You dumbasses need to realize that there's a difference between a thirty year old man molesting a ten year old and a twenty year old having consensual sex with a eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen or sixteen year old. Just because something is legal or not doesn't make it morally wrong.

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Roses are red

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