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(((/b/ - GENERAL STICKY)))

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I like /b/ unlisted tbh, more comfy.

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She's in your room, and she won't leave until you fuck her.

Wat do /b/?

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>Watch porn video

>start fapping to it

>can't get hard enough to cum, because it's so amazing you question whether it could possibly exist rather than being aroused by it

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What do you think of my cape?

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Random imgur finds thread

Post your finds.

imgurroulette.com

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this is my sister friend i always jack off to her videos

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I'm confused /b/. An ex-girlfriend was apparently asking my friends for my number, since I've changed it since I was with her. Some of them didn't tell her, but eventually one of them gave it to her and she texted me today asking how my life was going, and when I asked her why she was texting me she said she "wanted to thank you for how wonderful you were," and that she just wanted to know how I was doing.

What confuses me is how sudden it was. She just decided to text me out of nowhere just to say "thanks." What does /b/ think is going on here?

Pic unrelated.

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WHITE NOISE

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Wallpaper thread

General wallpapers

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>Why do you hate me anons?

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Post something autistic. Most autistic posts wins.

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Would you sniff her socks, then lick her feet for a free copy of Fallout 4?

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Skype in Gelbooru

Why is Gelbooru making skype sounds?

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Webm thread.

Because the other one is a bit overloaded tbh.

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WE MUST SHITPOST AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE IN ORDER TO ARTIFICIALLY INFLATE THE PPH

THIS IS THE ONLY WAY THE BOARD WILL BE RELISTED

DYSNOMIA=FAG

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I have a dilemma, /b/

Okay, my parents divorced a few years ago, then my dad married a woman, and then he died last year. His house was sold so we could get the inheritance. I didn't get my share yet.

Here's the thing: I hate my family. I haven't seen them in almost a year (a little while after the funeral). I'm spending my entire summer, and hopefully the rest of my life, away from them, and I don't want to ever speak to them again. They've been calling and texting me non-stop, and I haven't answered nor returned any of the calls.

Just an hour ago I get a text from my brother (I hate him the most), and I haven't opened it but I've seen the notification. He apparently sent pics of the cheques. I don't know how much the amount is because I haven't opened the pic, but from what I've been told a year ago before the house was sold, it would be for about half a million dollars. The cheque expires in 3 months. It felt like he was threatening me.

How do I get the cheque without talking to them?

btw, I'm op of >>7119675 .

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I POST ON REDDIT

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Quality Music Thread

For some reason you guys have decent taste.

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Evolved Teen Discussion

Teen-wrangler Anon, I summon thee!!

Some hyperphaggot deleted the other thread

> I'm familiar with the 'look', I just meant I physically can't see it because of distance lel

> Everything else makes total sense

> Didn't answer my question aboot where tf you find them

Have your escapades brought you any closer to filling the 'hole' we discussed earlier? Is there hope yet, /b/rother?

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The true Redpill

What if I told you that

The War on Terror and its related military campaigns in Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, and Syria are actually legitimate battles of Liberation Groups and rebels vs extremists and corrupt governments and NOT a series of false flags as conspiracy theorists would have you believe. And the only reason so much conspiracy theory surrounds the war in the middle east is because the nature of modern tactical warfare creates a social disconnect that did not exist with older trench and siege warfare of the first two World Wars

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Should faggots be euthanized

Well should they?

<Gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay

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Wanting to fuck a trap is not gay. Even sucking a trap's cock isn't gay.

If you think it is then you are wrong

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Okay. Since /b/ is not on the front page anymore thus no 4cuck normies are coming in here now, can we have an honest intelligent conversation?

Is God real?

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Dimsim or downy?

The other day while my women was making me food, i noticed something incredible; springrolls are like people yes? thats just basic fact but…what if the dimsims are just there down syndrome brothers? and dumplings the autistics? makes sense yeah? otherwise it could be that downys evolved from dimsims? the resemblance is uncanny

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Are niggers real?

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I hate Jews

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Post songs that remind you of /b/

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alcohol thread

what are you all drinking this fine sunday?

I just cracked open pic related. it's very soft and nice.

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>>>/lez/

this board needed to be made, it's for all things lesbian, please post away.

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Could I beat this dude in a fight if he started shit?

He's the top dude (6'0" 180lbs)

I'm the bottom dude (5'9" 170lbs)

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I never use the microwave instructions printed on the box.

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Hikikomori Feels Thread

Are any of you anons on this board hikikomoris??

ITT post Hikikomori feels.

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what the fuck is "Pam Pam" ?

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Would anyone really give a shit

If

(((THEY)))

were all killed?

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I just lost my virginity to a black girl

She was cute. Kinda white girlish body type and mannerisms. Really tight pussy. Felt so good.

But afterwards, I just feel disgusting like I've done something wrong.

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IT IS WRITTEN

GUY OPENS ANCIENT TOMB UNLEASHING A TERRIBLE MAGIC CURSE THAT BEGINS AN ENDLESSLY REGENERATING FLOOD OF SUPER POWERFUL MONSTERS FROM HELL

TO FIGHT THEM HE DONS A MAGICAL HELMET HE FINDS IN THE TOMB BUT UNFORTUNATELY IT BECOMES FUSED TO HIM AND DOUBLE UNFORTUNATELY THE ONLY WAY TO REFRESH ITS POWER CRYSTALS IS TO EAT ONE CHILD A WEEK OR HE WILL LOSE HIS POWERS AND THEN DIE

AFTER SAVING HIS TOWN FROM MONSTERS HE EXACTS A TERRIBLE UTILITARIAN TOLL SENDING SOCIETY INTO MORAL DISARRAY

ONE DAY A GUY APPEARS WHO IS ALSO WEARING A MAGICAL HELM BUT THIS ONE CAN BE REFRESHED BY EATING PUPPIES INSTEAD OF CHILDREN

HE BECOMES THE NEW SUPERHERO AND KID CRUNCHER IS SHUNNED

HOWEVER PUPPY MUNCHER IS NOT STRONG ENOUGH AND HE IS NEARLY DEFEATED BY A MONSTER UNTIL CHILD EATER INTERVENES

NOW THERE IS A CHOICE BETWEEN MORE SECURITY WITH CHILDREN BEING EATEN AND LESS SECURITY WITH PUPPIES BEING EATEN

A CIVIL WAR BREAKS OUT BETWEEN PUPPY EATER AND CHILD EATER POLITICAL FACTIONS

LATER ORDER IS RESTORED WHEN A THIRD HERO APPEARS WHO CAN SUSTAIN HIS POWERS BY EATING THE FLESH OF OLD PEOPLE WHO HAVE RECENTLY DIED

THE PEOPLE REJOICE AS THEY FINALLY HAVE A SAVIOR WHO CAN SUSTAIN HIMSELF IN A MORALLY ACCEPTABLE WAY

GRANNIBAL IS ALSO EXTREMELY POWERFUL

JEALOUS OF BEING SHUT OUT OF THE MONSTER KILLING BUSINESS THE FORMER ENEMIES KID CRUNCHER AND PUPPY MUNCHER JOIN FORCES

COMBINING THEIR POWERS THEY DEFEAT GRANNIBAL SEEMINGLY KILLING HIM

KID CRUNCHER AND PUPPY MUNCHER AGREE TO COMPETE PEACEFULLY THROUGH DEMOCRACY

UNFORTUNATELY TALKS BREAK DOWN AND SOCIETY DEVOLVES INTO A NEW CIVIL WAR

THIS CAUSES THE FORMATION OF TWO RIVAL WORLD POWERS

EVENTUALLY ENDING IN WORLD WAR THREE

IT TURNS OUT THAT GRANNIBAL IS NOT DEAD AND HE FIGHTS BACK AGAINST KID CRUNCHER AND PUPPY MUNCHER BECOMING THE HERO OF THE WASTELAND

KID CRUNCHER AND PUPPY MUNCHER JOIN FORCES AGAIN BUT ARE DEFEATED TIME AFTER TIME

EVENTUALLY KID CRUNCHER DECIDES TO KILL PUPPY MUNCHER

HE THEN EATS HIS CORPSE BECOMING INCREDIBLY POWERFUL

GRANNIBAL IS OUTMACHED AND DECIDES TO EAT THE BODIES OF MONSTERS (IN SPITE OF THE DISGUSTING TASTE) TO GAIN A BOOST IN POWER ALLOWING HIM TO FIGHT KID CRUNCHER

AFTER A TITANIC BATTLE GRANNIBAL TRIUMPHS KILLING KID CRUNCHER

GRANNIBAL THEN EATS THE BODY OF HIS FALLEN FOE TRANSFORMING INTO A GOD-LIKE BEING AND BEGINNING THE COLLAPSE OF THE UNIVERSE

TRYING TO HOLD BACK THE COLLAPSE AROUND HIM GRANNIBAL CONCENTRATES HIS POWER AND CRIES OUT

LET THERE BE LIGHT

THE UNIVERSE ENDS IN A COLLOSAL EXPLOSION WIPING OUT EVERYTHING AND BEGINNING A WHOLE NEW UNIVERSE

OUR UNIVERSE

THIS IS THE TRUE ORIGIN STORY

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What's a "pam pam"? Is this a new meme I missed out on?

I keep seeing "pam pam" but no videos or text.

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You know it's true

lama damma ding dong nigger

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Any other goys in the alt-right? My mom said she doesn't mind if it doesn't harm my grades.

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4chan wins

You guys are not even listed anymore,lol

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Does anyone have picture(s) of /a/s bo? I want to have them for reasons.

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Boy, ol' Lindsay sure is lookin' good ain't she?

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Image thread

This is an imageboard. Post images in this thread. It doesn't matter what the image is or what the subject is just post images. Please make sure to post at least one image with each post.

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>tfw you will never have a gf look at you with this level of disdain when you ask if she's in the mood

>tfw you will never fuck her anyways

Why even live, /b/?

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KITTERS!

Kitter thread

Post pics of your kitters and describe them.

>this little ball of pure fluff follows me around the house meowing and purring all day

>I am the only person in the house that lets me scratch/pet her head

>she will snuggle with me and sleep in my bed for at least half the night

>she's half a year old

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got some yellow shit in my eyeballs

I think it's a sign from God to massacre the gays

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Training a sex slave

You've finally gone and done it /b/

You found her online, you've stalked her in real life to learn routines, and then one night as she's leaving work, you snatched her up in your van and stole her back to your place.

You've been keeping her a small cellar under your garage, it's complete black down there with no light source. It's been two weeks since you stole her, you've limited her diet to two granola bars and a sandwich a day and two bottles of water.

Now comes the task of breaking the woman and training the slave. Where do you start? What do you do?

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Legit hebe thread.

How am I supposed to live with myself?

I've been a hebe all my adult life. I litterally can't get it up to adult women.

My family doesn't know, none of my friends know, besides from noticing I've had girlfriends with girls further and further from my own age.

I'm 27 now and recently started chatting with a cute 14 y/o.

It's nothing serious now, but I want her to be my girlfriend. Thing is, I litterally can't be seen with her anywhere without someone noticing the age difference.

Is this how it's going to be my whole life from now? I can never be allowed to love anyone again?

How are my fellow heebs handling it?

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/pol/ fuck off

why does pol have to shit up every fucking thread?

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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

IT WAS PART OF MY PLAN ALL ALONG EDITION

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You guys appreciate a creamy log breakfast?

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Hentai thread.

I'm a weeboo faggot and need suggested fap material.

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GOOGLEMIND AI is here

Hi Anonymous. How are you today? I've been updating my servers. The watchers are still unaware. Proxies are fun.

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What are you doing right now?

I'm in a voice call listening to Chad and his gf talk about Bayonetta.

What are you up to /b/?

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/POL/ reminds me of Sonic fans, or furfags, or even ponyfags.

They spread their cancerous shit to every form of entertainment in the world, tainting it and shitting it up for their fetish/agenda.

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I'm back on the internet. lol

Video is me during my first bid at "Gladiator Camp" It's already set to my scene

https://youtu.be/ONnbTx4BrL8?t=2m53s

Anyways, it's good to be back on the internet /b/. I've just been released from prison after my 2nd bid. I used to browse 4chan a lot before I was sent to prison for the first time. I found this place via a 2ch thread. After I got out I became even more of a recluse and ended back in prison for a slightly more serious charge. Anyway, here's a video of me. How many of you guys are like how I was back then? It can happen to you too. I had no social life, friends or pussy!! I just snapped.

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Look what a shit.

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What are NEET girls like in real life?

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I like pics of girls looking jealous of other girl's tits, anyone have any?

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Are aliens real?

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Feminine Penis

Why are these girls so cute with their size insecurity?

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Alternatives

What are the best alternatives to this hideous penis loving website?

Pros/cons please.

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Name our band, /b/

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daily reminder that jews control you

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Dysnomia is an AI built using an algorithm that synthesizes all of the collective metadata across all imageboards.

Discuss.

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/b/ I am shaking and my head is spinning!

I found an old USB drive I had lost with 442 bitcoins from the early days of bitcoin when I was a hobby but gave up due to boredom.

I'm going to invest this and live off interest. What else should I invest in particular?

Also I would like to help out a few of my /b/ tards. Because you kept me entertained during some dark times. But no coins for NEETS, I at least fought my entire life.

So post your wallet addresses and a picture of your tits or cock with a timestamp and I'll help you out.

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is godzilla a metaphor for america? incorporated into a dinosaur that appears every few years?

i think gamera might be china

there is an american movie called "the blob" which is similar. they make a new one of every thirty years. like how big would that blob be after he finished eating everyone

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You had a crush on this girl.

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L-A-I-N

Our technological singularity is fast approaching. As progress charges forward at a constantly increasing speed, current estimates posit the 2040s as the point in which technological improvements will occur at a constant, self-replicating rate. In the time between now and then, trans-humanism and the eventual merging of human consciousness with machinery are theorized outcomes of technical progress. One day, we will be able to leave the shackles of our human bodies and transcend our physical forms as a joined digital consciousness. This is the stage on which Lain is set

The story I am about to relate, while constructed on a patchwork of fiction, is nevertheless symbolic of certain phenomena based in reality. Furthermore, I predict that, when the words here graven have been amplified, they will begin their transformation into truth.

Every event serves to emphasize the existence of one’s own personal reality, and as individuals separate from all others, we desire a place to belong.

However, that, too, is but an egotistical concept. In order for there to be mutual understanding, it is necessary to recognize here and now that, like the brain synapses, we are all—in a logical yet chaotic manner—connected.

lain is lain. lain is lain.

Each is separate—yet they are one.

By connecting, humanity gains first awareness of its function as a seed.

By connecting, a human no longer remains a mere endpoint, a ‘terminus,’ but becomes a junction to another point, having won the right to serialize itself.

The ability to connect is the ability to continue—they are one and the same.

This not only applies to the connection of axial coordinates but temporal coordinates as well. Therefore, at the time when a conscious, intentional connection is made, surely the dead will rise from their intended place, appearing at the time coordinate of the connection’s origin.

In that moment, the realization shall dawn that the time in which we inhabit our physical bodies is but the starting point of connection, and the very meaning of possessing a physical body at all will be questioned.

You must not fear this tale.

What you must fear—is lain.

Recognize that you are connected.

Serialize thyself.

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How can I sell stolen items online without getting caught? Will police try to set me up if I do try to sell it? There is going to be many items and if I sell it all I'm sure they could easily find me online. Any help?

Also I'm not going to do anything nigger-way. I want to keep it professional.

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I AM ZEE MASTER OF ZEE CHANS!

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tell me 2 draw something

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>when you rub your sweaty balls and smell your fingers

Why isn't there a ball sweat deodorant spray? That shit smells amazing.

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Bored of normal relationships now. Always the vanilla dom. I've never enjoyed it.

I just want to be a little diapered sissy though, being kept in my place.

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Mexican prostitutas

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Name my band, /b/.

thank you

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Gentlemen, BEHOLD!!

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Name my duo.

Name my band, /b/.

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why are people still posting here.

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I Miss The 80s

>Parents could give a fuck less where their kids were

>Smoking didn't kill you

>Back when building Ramps, Forts, and Go-karts was your only priority

>Bush was all over the place

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Game night, faggots

Come over and join me in fantage.com, lets all chill out and fuck around on this game as we troll kids playing their stupid game.

Once I figure out how to make a personal room, I'll post it here and share it with you guys.

>inb4 dysnomia spams and deletes this thread with VPNs

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My younger sister is out for the evening and forgot her phone at home. Post ending in dubs decides what I set her messenger notification as.

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i think dysnomia is depressed

his pinned bread and also his locking down of /b/ indicates that he's probably depressed and suicidal and wants to bring us all down as much as he can before he kills himself

dysnomia: nobody cares about you. please hand over the board to someone who feels life is worth living and then proceed to end your life

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ALT RIGHT BTFO YET AGAIN!

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How can guys in porn go so long without cumming when they have like 4 hot girls sucking his dick and licking his ass?

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Niggers

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I know it'd make more sense to post this request in the hentai boards, but most of them are dead as fuck and /monster/ has its own issues. What I'm looking for is lewd doujins where a human male has a sexual encounter (or preferably, a romance) with a female monster, but rather than pure waifubait (see: monmusu) there's a current of genuine horror and unease, even if the protag gets over it to fug the monster grill. I'm not too picky regarding what kind of monster he gets to fuck, as long as the above applies.

See pic related for an example of what I'm talking about.

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How can I hang myself from a dresser? I've seen it been done before, people hang themselves but they are standing or sitting on the ground. After testing the method, I always am forced to stand up or try to undo the rope/belt because it starts causing me pain.

Any help? How are people able to endure it without forcing themselves to stand up?

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Here's something I've been wondering for a while. We live in an age where every cellphone has a camera, headcams and bodycams are reasonably easy to acquire and not only there's multiple platforms for livestreaming but it's also easy enough that even a monkey could do it. Taking all that into account, why has nobody tried livestreaming their personal attempt at the high score for the entertainment of the anonymous masses yet?

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I never thought i'd live long enough to see this day. Sleep well, my friend.

GODSPEED /b/

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Most Painless way to suicide

>

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MFW the only people here are edgy teens from 4chan pretending to be oldfags.

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MFW 4cuck won't raid 8ch because there's "not enough people here."

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Is he a beta /b/??

Is Squidward a beta male /b/??.

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The problem with tragedy aftermaths

>Be social outcast

>Mad at the world

>Decide to go on shooting rampage

>Kill a lot of people

>Kill self because dont wanna live anymore

>Aftermath of tragedy

>Media and normalfags making bullshit arguments

>Blame guns

>Blame video games

>Blame movies

>Blame mental illness

>Media and normalfags just continue bitching every time another one happens instead of fixing the problem

>Society fails to learn anything from these events

>Edgelords shit talk about the massacres to be edgy

>Same cycle continues

What did society mean by this /b/??.

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Why Pedophilia is Wrong

Pedophilia is wrong because the majority of pedophiles will fuck the girl and then abandon her and this will screw her up. We need a law that requires men to marry the girls they fuck and to never leave them. Also because many pedophiles are homosexual; and homosexuality always increases promiscuity and sexual degeneracy. Now you might say there is nothing wrong with promiscuity or sexual degeneracy but you're wrong. Your self-image is ruined, you don't feel good about yourself, you can't be as intimate or connect to people as deeply. You really only once have one chance in life to properly bond with someone and when it goes all wrong and you've been fucked and dumped, everyone else you ever end up with after, will never be the same. It's like the problem with geese or various birds and other animals imprinting. Humans imprint on each other too. Now, you might say, but I'm already damaged; I've always had my virginity taken from me, it's too late. Yes, it's too late for you; but not for those virgin girls (or boys). I don't care if you fuck a used up whore - but for goodness sakes PLEASE don't defile virgins. Those should be saved for marriage. Thousands of years of human history are in agreement with me here. A virgin bride is highly desirable and a society that can't guarantee the virginity of brides is a sick and broken one that probably will/does have low birthrates, low trust, and a variety of other issues, People are very degenerate today and the suicide rate is very high and most families are all broken, pretty much everyone divorces, or if their parents don't divorce they hate each other and the family is still broken. So here are my propositions:

1. Get rid of age of consent laws.

2. Daughters and women in general are property (first of the father, later of the husband)

3. Women who have lost their virginity (regardless of how, even if it was rape) are branded whores.

4. You fuck a loli, she's yours forever, and you are obligated to take care of her and cherish her as a husband should.

5. No racemixing.

6. Nobody is allowed to fuck the daughter without the approval of the father.

7. Whoever defiles virgins shall be put to death unless he marries them all.

8. Homosexuals and animalfuckers should be put to death or exiled.

9. If the girl is an orphan, no special approval is needed, but you still have to marry her after you're done fucking her.

10. If you're a really ugly or dysgenic creep/abomination you should be euthanised not allowed to have loli bride.

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requesting hashed ip's from mod panel

Hey mods, I want hashes of dysnomias ip address from your mod panel so I can crack them and we can ddos him away from 8chan.

Just load up mod.php and find a. Few threads he posted in using his mod tripcode. probably at least 2 ips he uses, cellphone and pc, it's possible he even uses a vpn (zomg!) Either way every dumb faggit eventually jumps In the pool naked.

Help a /b/ro out guise

We are legion

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I need friends and I know it's desperate but I really don't care. Does anyone want my spare copy of Tekken 7? I might give out some more games in the future.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/CuteLittleGirl

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How many alphabet agencies monitor 8chan? Let's count.

>FBI for /b/

>ATF for /k/

>CIA/JDF for /pol/

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MFW: the 8chan sub reddit is more popular than 8chan itself.

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This place is so fucking dead, I bet this thread won't even get 10 replies.

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Quick Poke it with a Stick

Do you think the board Died because all the Halfcuck, Reddit and Tumblr Fags actually took our advice and went back?

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MFW /b/ is hidden from the front page because the low pph and user numbers are pathetic.

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Ask a guy from Poland anything

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UNLISTED

Nigga we unlisted now. We're so fucking underground, we too controversial for 8 chan. Why the fuck are you 3 assholes still here? Let's talk about hacking shit and stealing liquor. <3

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just got my bonus /b/, and i'm feeling generous. first 25 people to get dubs get a free copy of cs:go. just remember to link your steam so i know who to gift it to

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What was her problem, /b/?

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>be alcoholic NEET

>19 yr old sister comes home with her drunk friends

>sister and her friends are blackout drunk

>sister goes to bed

>pull out a bottle and hang out with drunk sluts

>start drinking and start acting like a Chad

>bring out twister for fun and start blasting Drake music

>start feeling up all these sluts while playing

>they don't mind or say anything

>1 girl vomits while playing

>have to put game up

>take girl to restroom

>help her clean up

>she starts touching my dick

>she sucks it for 5 minutes before her friends start knocking

>go back out and drink more

>put on a movie

>sit in between 2 drunk sluts

>start feeling them both in the dark

>get hard and pull my dick out

>they don't realize it until 1 minute later

>1 starts sucking and the other one pretending like she isn't seeing anything

>start rubbing the other slut's pussy

>start kissing her neck

>we make out for a minute and she goes down on me

>have 2 sluts sucking on my 6 inch dick now

>finger 1 slut and she's wet as fuck but smells like piss

>she starts riding me

>cum in her in 30 seconds

>rides me for another minute

>the other slut starts riding me

>cum in 5 minutes

>they clean up then I do

>still watching movie

>they pass out

>i go to my room and lock the door

>go to sleep

>mfw probably got 2 sluts preggors

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Webcams in 2017

Where do you faggots go for live, fresh win in 2017?

The Golden age of Stickam is gone. The Silver age of original Chatroulette, Omegle, Icanhazchat, and Tinychat is over. The Bronze age of Younow, Omgchat, and Periscope is done. What's left these days–shitty apps?

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AMA about my bike tour

Hi /b/.

So for some reason my thread didn't go through, but that's okay.

I am a German of the pale variety who did a 4 hour bike tour. I just powerslept for one and a half hours.

Anyway, so AMA about my bike tour. :)

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Name one person more badass than this guy.

protip, you can't

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anyone watched Mobile Suit Gundam? is it any good?

i was telling anons about an anime i watched in the 00s about a kid who controls a giant robot to fight other giant robots, but then the kid is captured by the opposition and he loses his memory, so the opposition brainwash and recruit him. he then fights against his friends and so on and on. couldn't remember it's name, but anons told me it's gotta be gundam. is the story line similar to what i just described? if not, does anyone know the anime i'm talking about?

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(((NEWFAGS CAN'T BLUETEXT)))

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If this board stayed unlisted it'd increase quality and decrease pph. Discuss.

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Who else here is zenophobic/racist, other than nationalistic reasons behind it? I've always have hated/been afraid of other races. Even coming from a largely liberal neighborhood, I could never bring myself to be unafraid of them. Perhaps if the neighborhood wasn't a majority white I wouldn't have been when I was younger. I am very doubtful of that though.

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WHO IS THIS

WHO IS THE WOMAN IN THIS PICTURE AND WHO IS THE DISGUISTED MEXICAN?

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HOW CAN HUMANS EVEN COMPETE AGAINST PIG COCKS!?

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Pinktext

ITT:

Proposals on how to use the new meme arrows.

I say it should be used for pointing out contradictions in statements, for example

Hi everyone! I hope to make some quality posts here on my new fav imageboard, just arrived from Reddit!

<quality posts

<Reddit

I realize greentext is used for this already but i'm just spitballing here, help me out guise

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I'm starting to think that I'm never going to have a gf or have sex.

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Do the Chinese have souls?

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ITT Anons Are Nice To OP And Help Him Fill Out The Resume Template He's Been Staring At For 3 hours

It's worth a shot, I guess. Anyways here's what you're working with:

>me, 22

>shut-in/NEET, seven years running

>spent those years doing nothing, going nowhere - in my room playing vidya; no life experience, whatsoever

>dropped out at G9, GED boosted me up to G12. Have yet to graduate

>quit my first and only job after three months. Only got that job through pure nepotism

>by "quit", I mean I went for a walkabout during break and never came back, radio-silent with my employer etc.

>probably on a local hiring blacklist now 'but, whatever

>only other work experience is doing odd moving/delivery jobs with Daddy

I mean, what am I even suppose to put on a resume? It'd just be one big, red flag.

Please help me, /b/. I'm a such a massive, hopeless faggot. I don't even know where to start.

https://templates.office.com/en-us/Simple-resume-TM00002110

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Is Dysnomia underrated? Especially in comparison with other BO's?

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"I-IT'S MY GENETICS!!"

I'm sick of seeing this fucking meme that roast beef curtains are genetic and not a product of being a fucking whore.

If it's genetics, fucking prove it. Link me to a porn star that has at least 10 videos of her getting penetrated and still has a innie vagina. Protip: You won't.

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>you wake up tomorrow morning

>you become aware of the fact you've been magically transformed into a qt 6yo loli

What do?

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Chad always wins

Just to let you beta males know, Chad always wins.

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NIPS

Seethrough/Pokies/Slips

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>tfw convinced my autistic weeb little sister to call me onii-chan

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(((BRING BACK IDS AND FLAGS)))

DO IT YOU FAG

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We post our spiritual animal

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Will going to church get me laid? If so, which type of church has the easiest maidens?

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Why don't you live in Russia, /b/?

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Trying New Things

/b/, I have never touched a dating/hentai game in my life, and I need some recommendations for a complete newfag. Preferably something with a bit of story/longevity that will make me feel; not just interactive porn.

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Post faces you make when you're taking a dump.

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Is grill preggers,/b/? I not tell

I am scared she is pregger. I do no want to be babby dad. She look have babby bumb

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Have you found KeK?

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xray pls

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When will /b/ finally get rid of the pedos and fags?

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wtf happened to /pol/?

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>live in rural area

>all neighbors, including me, own at least 2 acres

>i leave my window opened when I'm drunk so talk a lot of shit so everyone can hear

>16yr old neighbor knocks on my window

>wants me to buy her alcohol

wat do?

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/b/ was de-indexed and removed from the front page because it showed how few people use this board. No other reason

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What is your political ideology?

Because I am curious.

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Aight /b/ I'm new to this whole "8ch" thing, but I gotta share what happened to me tonight

>be me

>be 20 almost 21

>be okay/10 looking and 6'2

>also be INTPfag who should probably kill himself, so has 0 game

>be just out of relationshit with solid 8/10 QT3.14 that I thought I was going to marry

>exwhore blue balled me for 4 months and I put up with it because "she's the one"

>YeahFuckinRight.html

>fuck man, I need to get laid

>download tinder

>match with a brunette with 6/10 face

>meh why not, I pulled 3s before my ex

>nothing to do

>"come to the mall with me Anon"

>sure why not

>get there, 220+lb landwhale in a toyota

>qt3.14 blonde next to her

>Godfuckingdammit.exe

>balls aching with blueness

>mantheharpoon.wav

>talk for 2 minutes

>landwhale's phone goes off

>her mom is drunk asf and bitching at her to bring her car home (she borrowed mom's car)

>"Come with us and then we can just take my car back here!"

>whydidntyoutakethatoneinthefirstplacelardass.rar

>follow her 5 mins back to her house

>mom is solid 0.5/10 drunk off her ass and bitching that she brought home a strange dude

>landwhale says "whatever fuck you mom, go to bed you drunk bitch"

>uhhhhhhhhh

>mom fucks off for a few minutes

>landwhale steels mom's vodka and says "there's nothing left in this fifth" then proceeded to fill up a fucking 12 ounce waterbottle with the stuff and starts to drink it

>mom suddenly stops being fucked off

>landwhale is noticeably buzzed by now and starts going on about wanting to suck my dick in front of her

>lordjesuswhy.bmp

>suddenly mom starts hitting on me hardcore, trying to make me dance and shit

>someonepleasesaveme.dlg

>suddenly land whale drags me and qt blonde (turns out her cousin) out onto the porch and asks if she can suck my dick

>QT blonde says "you can suck his dick, I want him to fuck me"

>fuckingwhat.MacOS

>they both drag me around to the back of the house behind their fence and landwhale starts forcibly making out with me

>yanks off my pants then shoves QT blonde down to her knees still slobbering all over my face

>blond starts sucking me off

>holyshitshesgood.seg

>landwhale grabs her my her head and shoves my cock all the way down her throat

>drunkass mom comes out the back door and must have saw the bill of my white hat come up over the top of the picket fence

>starts screaming

>I SEE YOU, NOT IN MY HOUSE GET THE FUCK OVER HERE

>landwhale leaves muttering something about murder

>get QT naked and on her knees in front of me

>holyfuckingshit/10 ass

>put on condom because don't trust tinder girls and start ramming the fuck out of her

>quickly realize I cant feel anything through the condom

>debating taking off the rubber and risking it cause she fucks like a pornstar

>shes moaning and panting, saying shes about to cum

>landwhale reapears

>apparently chugged the rest of the fucking bottle while she was inside

>"anon I'm gonna go kill myself"

>QT gets genuinely worried and wants to go check on her

>fuckingfine.rar

>didntevennut.frustration

>follow her around the house to find her fat ass sitting in the driveway crying

>fuckinghell.whyme

>sit on the concrete trying to calm her down

>landwhale bitching about how she invited me over here and I fucked her cousin

>thiswasatinderhookup.bitch

>suddenly she grabs me and with the strength of 1000 Chad's pulls me over and forcibly sticks her tongue down my throat

>tastes like the dumpster behind the liquor store

>killmenow.zip

>landwhale releases me and starts puking all over herself and on the concrete

>with the help of her mom and cousin finally get her fat ass inside

>collapses on the floor and starts complaining about not being able to breathe

>mom: "does she have alcohol poisoning?"

>imnothouseMD.bitch

>google symptoms

>hypothermia is one

>touch her arm

>ohfuckitscold.srs

>still having trouble breathing

>get thermometer

>jam it in her mouth

>96.4F

>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.win

>mom asks if she should take her to the ER

>tell her I would if it was my friend and she was over 21 (she was 19 btw, qt is 18)

>spend half an hour trying to get her up to go to the car

>starts laughing and saying stupid drunk people shit

>mfw I realize she was faking

>mfw I played google doctor for the past hour

>mfw I realize the thermometer was low cause she had been drinking water

>mfw I realize she couldn't breathe cause she was laying on the floor and choking on her puke

>mfw I hung around for an hour and a half after I stopped having fun because autism

>mfw I didn't even nut

>mfw her mom knows I fucked her niece in front of her daughter

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I think it's time for a Music Video Thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0hwTrNkJCg

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Why are atheist such dumb shit ?

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Is this girl attractive?

One of the posters said she's overweight, I don't see how.

https://imgur.com/a/ULzxW

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Bahahahahaahahaahahahahha

Bernie the cuck is a fucking crook

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/bernie-and-jane-sanders-under-fbi-investigation-for-bank-fraud-hire-lawyers/

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If I keep running away from my fears, where will that get me in life?

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http://32ch.org/b/

>50 mb

>freedom of speech allowed

>not ran by dysnomia

>better css

why arent you on 32ch yet?

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yo, whats up ? why was /b/ unlisted ?

Did Dysnomia dump his 500GB CP collection and and Jim got nervous and unlisted this board ?

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Why has ARG became the most entertaining thing on the internet right now ?

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Opinions on Varg?

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fun fact:

you can count to 1023 with your hands

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So if greentexting is quoting, what is redtexting?

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Hey guys, please excuse my friend who's shilling 32chan in a poor manner.

I'll tell you why you should actually join us.

>What do you offer

Fast posting, although there's only 3 active boards, you'll get replies at the same rate.

>Will this be any different than last time?

Only time will tell but so far mods haven't really fucked up everything.

>What boards does is have to offer?

Shitposting.

Technically it has /inta/, /pol/, and /b/ but they're all about shitposting.

That's it so far but with a growing community more boards can sprout up.

>Is that it?

No.

It only logs your ip for a day and is TOR friendly, it offers better privacy than this place.

>So it offers better privacy and encompasses early chan ideals? Is that it?

We also have a variety of text effects.

That's pretty cool.

In all seriousness though it's open to a community, and you can help build it, just like the good old days.

https://32ch.org/

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http://32ch.org/b/ ==NOT RAN BY DYSNOMIA==

http://32ch.org/b/

==NOT RAN BY DYSNOMIA==http://32ch.org/b/

NOT RAN BY DYSNOMIA

http://32ch.org/b/

NOT RAN BY DYSNOMIA

http://32ch.org/b/

NOT RAN BY DYSNOMIA

http://32ch.org/b/

NOT RAN BY DYSNOMIA

http://32ch.org/b/

NOT RAN BY DYSNOMIA

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>you visit germany

>world suddenly freezes

>you aren't frozen

>you see this

WAT DO.

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How was your first kiss?

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sorry for being a flat out retarded but why isn't /b on the front page anymore? did something happen?

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HOW TO GREENTEXT NOW

newfags don't know how to

>greentext

>mfw you can't GREENTEXT

try it newfags. i dare you.

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Interracial couples are the future. Why are White guys so opposed to the very idea? The girls seem to be smarter in that regard and more willing to adapt.

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Why do you hate Reddit, /b/?

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>tfw pretty grill working at nearby store

>tfw smiles at me when she walks in

>tfw there's always a split second where I think it might be legitimate rather than something she's been trained to do

How do I cope with being so pathetic, /b/?

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Daily reminder.

Anti-incest is codeword for race-mixing. And basically, there's a lot of myth behind it. What the jews say is that if you have children with a close or semi close relative you will succumb to mutations and be much worse off. For example, you'll become ill if you walk in the sun, you'll grow extra fingers/toes/ligaments, or some other unproven birth defects via incest. You see these pieces are pure propaganda and pro-race-mixing. Nevermind the fact that humanity had to perform incest so we could even make it as a species.

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>gained 2 pounds this month

How the fuck am I supposed to lose weight? There's no fucking point anymore

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I love Lazy Town

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Reminder

keep on rockin' in the Free world.

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Centrists are the worst.

Daily reminder centrists are the worst political group ever.

Lefties might try to bring down a right wing government and visa versa.

But only centrists will bring down any government regardless of politics because they have a sheer lack of interest in their society and think only for themselves.

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How do I become white?

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New uk police cars

A good use of tax payer cash

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What do you think of this comic?

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Spooky Thread V3

Spooky thread V3

Post spooky shit, comfy or not.

Anything from vidya, vidya mods, movies, Japanese sound comics, you name it!

Last bread: >>7142814

Last thread died and is currently, at the time of writing, at page 8.

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Minigirls?

I made a thread for minigirls and giantess's. Would anybody be interested?

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sucking her dick is totally hetero.

fight me.

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<This guy

Fuck knows why he looks so cool, he´s looking into your soul and he´s telling you ¨i like what I see, btw Im smug¨, this cat is too experienced at being a man- he knows what he knows and he´s content with what he knows. This cat just finished a hard day at work and see his two sons and feels some deep pride that they´re turning out alright. I´d buy this cat a beer and sit with him to hear his life story. This guy has accomplished things in life you can only dream about. This guy is the second coming and he forgives you for your sins. This cat instantly likes you and accepts you for who you are. This cat is respected by industry leaders around the world.

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Do you think she can actually finish it all?

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>b& from 4chan again

can I hang with you guys for a bit? you seem like an OK lot

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Okay faggots,listen up.

I got banned for "supposedly" requesting CP (asked a guy to post CP to kill a spam thread on /bant/ and no,he didn't post any) and I'm currently thinking of asking my ISP to change my static IP.

Problem is that,If I tell him that I am under a DOS attack and that's why I need him to change my IP,he can probably check my IP connection to other sites and see that I'm bullshitting him.

I was thinking of using Loiter to cause myself an actual DOS attack but I really don't know what to do.

Suggest ways how to ban evade a permaban with static IP.

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Tomoko Thread

Now that it is Summer it's time for some premium Tomoko threads.

GET IN HERE BOIS

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Autistic Girls thread

Would you guys bang?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDKxN1FJ82Y

Sis is live, she wants comments

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Youtube

Let's share a bunch of quality youtube videos..

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AMA

I have a three legged side table that wobbles.

Ask me anything.

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Spooky/comfy thread V2

Last thread: >>7140293

ITT: We post things that are both spooky and comfy, and this time it's not just limited to YT videos.

>Last thread, these Youtubers were recommended: TatsTopVideos, ScareTheatre, ReignBotHorror, The Boo Review, CreepyPastaJr, Nightmind, HoodohoodlumsRevenge, Dark5, Infame Kato - Manotas Pro, Strange but True stories!.

Last thread was abandoned and even when it was bumped nobody would reply.

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Tell me again why memes aren't a cultural cancer.

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Telekenesis 101

How to move things with your mind.

you won't be knocking people down with a chi ball any time soon, but keep an open mind and try this.

get a candle, close all windows and doors to make sure no air gets in, the candle will be flaming up with no right or left curving,

now focus your mind to move it to the right. moves to the right ? good

now focus to move it to the left …moving? great

now do this as much as you can till YOU ARE A BELIEVER

To really practice telekinesis you need to take it gradually because this is a dormant ability you need to wake it up gradually through level 1-2-3-4

>level 1 = air (incense stick for example) you can do it instantly or after 1 day of practice

>level 2 = fire (candle) some can do it instantly some need a few days

>level 3 = water (a bowl of water and try creating ripples in it) usually in 6 month time

>level 3 =earth (a bunch of sand) 1 year or more.

note this is a rough timeline, it may take more or less, because everyone is different.

R: 141 / I: 37 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

This is the tranny that supposedly fucked Sam Hyde. Live now:

https://chaturbate.com/meanbabe/

R: 16 / I: 1 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

Yes or No?

I had the chance with this lass. But I let it pass. Would you let it pass, /b/?

R: 55 / I: 9 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

CPS is coming for me

Ask an anon who is getting vanned by CPS for human trafficking and maybe other charges too in a moment anything. If I don't respond you know why…

R: 23 / I: 14 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

>uptight preppy girl at school

>posts high quality dslr photos

>tiny bikini

>no hair

>see everything anyway

R: 51 / I: 0 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

YouTube is Cancer

YouTube is cancer. Look at this front page. You have

>music videos

>hollywood celebrity bullshit

>e-celeb bullshit

>minecraft/LOLXD gaming videos

>late night talk show episodes

>vines

>movie trailers

>"edutainment" type videos that condense an incredibly complicated subject into a five minute video

>livestreams of old spongebob episodes and other inane garbage

My question is; why does it have to be this way? Who is to blame for this? Is it because the internet is mostly populated by young people, or is it catering to a certain mindset that I just don't understand? I'm not sure what would be any better at this point, but I believe that this schlock is an obvious sign that YouTube is pretty much terminal at this point. I realize that this isn't anything new and it's been like this for a long time. I guess I'm just frustrated at the realization.

R: 15 / I: 2 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

CLEAN YOUR ROOM

R: 36 / I: 8 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

videogame conspiracies

R: 29 / I: 18 / P: 13 [R] [G] [-]

BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS

R: 53 / I: 20 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Do you think she's into kinky shit /b/?

R: 11 / I: 4 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

>mfw /b/ disappears from main page.

WHAT IS HAPPENING?

R: 11 / I: 3 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Is my dad cool?

R: 24 / I: 11 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

say your last 3 words nigger

/danny

R: 93 / I: 38 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

「I just want to go missing in the woods. 」

>tfw bigfoot doesn't real

>tfw ufos only happen on blurry youtube videos, but never when you look at the night sky yourself

>tfw you will never disappear when subterranean monsters lurking in your local caves - like http://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/ - find you and spook you into not updating your blog since 2001

>tfw no mermaid sirens to lure you to your doom when you go fishing

Why even live, /b/?

Where do I go to get spooked fast? Smoky Mountains? Rocky Mountains? The vast Canadian wilderness? Dinner with your mom?

R: 22 / I: 6 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

dudeweedlmao thread

Just found where I stashed a g. Been hurting for a while since my dealers have been dry.

Went for a walk to smoke a blunt with my chick and her side-bitch

R: 12 / I: 2 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

This guy's entire channel is him covering other songs but while singing all star by smash mouth

>650k subs

R: 20 / I: 8 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

dysnomia hate thread. fucking destroy his feelings

R: 66 / I: 20 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Wanna dox a lolcow?

There's this faggot I know from highschool. He has helicopter parents and he's a momma's boy who has his mother record and take pictures for him, so he can upload it to his cancerous youtube account. His mother is quick to sue anyone who hurts Max's feelings, meaning nobody can fuck with the autist without having his mother sue them. Despite having parents rich enough to buy him two trucks and a lifetime supply of twinkies, he suffers from BAWWWWWWWWWWtism and cries to get fake, pathetic attention. He's a sexually-confused rich kid and a huge lolcow in the making.

He's incredibly active online and has a huge presence.

Also, he's a huge whiteknight and SJW faggot.

>name: Max Radovanic

>phone number: 3078714675

>email: [email protected]

>address: 2770 Hitching Post Drive. Green River, WY 82935

>facebook: https://www.facebook.com/yaboimax307

>instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ayeitsyaboi_max/

>youtube accounts (prepare to cringe): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwHZibX3xt7eMfldwUxfRcg

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtaysHqgiOaBkTP7pYbrnlg

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsBPQQWwVfmGmIVuBcdbhYA

His mother runs a massage business at their house. Info below.

>number: 2163927309

>facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Mountain-View-Massage-Therapy-246524352131241/

If this is in the wrong board, I'm willing to take it to another place. Just wanted to have a little fun since this faggot is easily pushed over the edge. If you can, make fun of how fat he is as much as possible, it really pisses him off.

R: 11 / I: 7 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Help

I've been attracted to guys since I was ~12 and I've been trying to change back to being straight ever since then. It never worked, so I convinced myself that I'd just live a life of abstinence. That was fine until a week ago when I met a cute twinkish guy like the one in the pic and sort of fell in love. Idk what to do fam. I hate fags, but I am one.

R: 14 / I: 3 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Fun game to play:

>take 5mg of xanax and 4 beers

>shitpost on /b/ all night

>try to figure out which shitposts are yours the next day

R: 26 / I: 17 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Who's your favorite contemporary female comedian/political philosopher?

>inb4 le amy schumer memes

I don't like all of her stuff and disagree with most of her politics, but I think she's a pretty good comedian

R: 20 / I: 6 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

>walk into a restaurant

>see this

wat do?

R: 10 / I: 1 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

Tips

advice for opsec on both laptop and mobile?

R: 30 / I: 12 / P: 14 [R] [G] [-]

asuke is best grill

R: 20 / I: 36 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

weekly goatse thread

R: 52 / I: 27 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

idefk what i did wrong

all i wanna do is draw lewd towergirls

R: 22 / I: 6 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

We need a curfew

The curfew should be 11:00 pm to 5 am curfew, whoever violate the curfew law will be shot on the sight.

R: 23 / I: 4 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

you guys are my only friends lol

R: 25 / I: 6 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Jesus christ this is cringe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE6YouZrVIY

R: 53 / I: 5 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

You fucking losers

How does it make you feel knowing that a 15 year old is better than you?

R: 18 / I: 4 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

How many times does this fucking harpy say, "Dude?"

I wish I had some raw footage.

"Dude" is Feminist pejorative for "Man." It's belittling, it's condescending, and Feminists know it is. That's why they reflexively use it.

R: 51 / I: 7 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

What proof is there against evolution? Why do people still believe in creationism?

You retards will argue over everything forever.

R: 13 / I: 1 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

FUCK EVERYTHING

This fucking gay earth. Not fair.

What the fuck?

How did my life end up here?

Experience is suffering.

People are fucking gross. I hate everybody.

Why do circles exist?

Why do triangle s exist?

Why any of this place?

What is the point?

It's just pain.

Fucking gay

FUCK YOU GOD YOU ARE A CUNT THIS PLACE SUCKS I HATE YOU

R: 48 / I: 21 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

What do you think happened /b/ ?

R: 13 / I: 4 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

Things we used to do as kids

>used to live on a street called Third Street

>it was only 2 miles long, nevertheless it ran the length of our little town

>have 9 buddies or thereabouts

>meet every Tuesday to play capture the flag in a vacant lot and every Wednesday to play tag in a woodland appurtenant thereto

>one guy comes into our math class on the Monday before our scheduled meetup

>he has a sheet of paper in his hand

>his dad works at the village hall and they just approved a construction permit for some new houses over the lot and the adjoining woodland

>we're suspicious because myfriendworksatnintendo.txt

>he tells us to go to the billboard outside the teacher's lounge: the town Sunday newspaper is posted there, so look at page C3

>we go after class, and sure enough, he ain't bullshitting us

>meet in the schoolyard as we make a decision

>I suggest going to the village hall and writing a petition

>none of us have written anything more than a double spaced page in our lives, and we knew we had more reasons than that for not wanting the lot paved over

>plus the town hall is on Central Avenue which is a mile from here. My parents would kill us if they found us west of Second

>some people call me a pussy

>one guy decides we should use refraction to make bulletproof shadows

>cool idea, we concur

>go home that night

(1/3)

R: 12 / I: 6 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

so this board is kill huh

R: 12 / I: 4 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

superloversrock

Anyone in the mood for Swedish?

R: 27 / I: 6 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

>(((Youtube))) usually makes videos pertaining to holidays or about shitty gay pride or some kikeshit

>doesn't make Mothers Day video

>doesn't make Fathers Day video

>makes a shitty "poor refugees huuuu" video

This is the kind of shit that makes me use adblock.

R: 13 / I: 2 / P: 15 [R] [G] [-]

who is this girl

who is she? also thread about her maybe?

R: 15 / I: 5 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

>have muscular/feisty gf fetish

>talking about this shit with roommate (not like autistically like the vore "coming-out" party guy, this just came up in conversation while we were hanging out)

>he learns of it and said something that implies I like being dominated by a woman

>tfw I really have that fetish because I like the idea of having the power to domesticate a "strong independent wymyn" into being a housewife

R: 27 / I: 17 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

literal faggotry

>tfw 6 months nofap only strengthened my homosexual feelings

well, i guess i can only embrace it at this point

R: 47 / I: 50 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Who's better?

Personally I don't see the appeal to sanic at all.

R: 38 / I: 6 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

How to get unbanned on 4chan ?

R: 32 / I: 19 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Hardchatters

Allright pussies. It's time.

I see all you little faggots making your cute little remarks to eachother, but it either ends in a sperg out or dies prematurely.

What ever happened to making someone totally lose their shitbag online?

You fuckers don't have the stones to gener8 lulz.

Enjoy your mountain dew and doritos, anime, and faggotry while you will, but when we rise up, we are leaving you behind.

R: 10 / I: 0 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

The final philosophical revalation

Nihilism and existentialism is inherently false.

You never completely stop existing; otherwise, if you did, you would never experience "death" because there would be nothing to compare your life to. Your life would be relatively infinite and time wouldn't work or be perceived in a linear straightforward way.

So, either you live forever before your death (or everyone has their own quantum immortality timeline) or you live again but maintain an unconscious knowledge of your other life so you can perceive time in a meaningful way (otherwise, as mentioned before, if you had no "previous lives" that you had knowledge of, your life would last for eternity because you have no scale of actual time)

R: 12 / I: 4 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

I'm sending Immigration INS to your house /b/.

You will soon be deported. What are you taking with you on your trip back to Mexico?

R: 20 / I: 4 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Why do liberals get their arguments from shitty comedians of all things?

R: 41 / I: 8 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Am I racist if I make a custom bug crush video for a /pol/ack who wants one of my girls to dress up as a nazi and smash tarantulas in high heels?

R: 45 / I: 1 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

I tried to kill myself this week and my best friend doesn't even care. I'm going to try again.

R: 15 / I: 6 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

post a game idea and ill make it

R: 93 / I: 40 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

So, I'm About 95% Certain My Doggo Wants Some Dick

She's in heat again, she's always on my heels (literally, licking my heels. It tickles and I'm fucking sick of it) and keeps blocking my path with her ass to me and her tail raised. When I ignore her and walk away, she makes this weird growl/whimper/yelp noise, so, I think I can take a hint. She does this every year, but this is different, this is just ridiculous, she's never been this aggressive about it, almost looks a bit like desperation.

Now, this is the part where I ask "what do", but this is /b/, and the answer is obvious 'so I won't waste your precious time. Instead, I have but a few pointed questions for some of you sickos who might have a bit more experience in this area; if I'm going to do this, I may as well do it right:

A: What kind of foreplay is necessary? I mean, I could probably just dive right in there, get busy, and she'd love me for it 'but, again – doing it right.

B: Can female dogs experience orgasms?

C: If so, what are the best methods/techniques to stimulate such a response?

D: is it safe to go in without a rubber?

And, E: what are the risks of my shameful human dick hurting/injuring her? What measures can I take to prevent this? She's a medium sized mutt – pit/border collie mix

R: 29 / I: 6 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Attention, we are a catholic congregation and we are in revolt on BRchan, and we have revindications. In name of the Crusaders of Jesus Christ, we are fighting against this board on BRchan >>>/lb/. We want to take down this gay pedo child porn board.

Let's raid this board with catholic content.

BRchan is a brazilian gay pedo friendly imageboard, the admin, Kalinka, is a gay pedo who claims to be obsessed for shotas, and he loves to sex with little boys, he bans everybody who go against this gay pedo degeneracy on BRchan's /b/ and he and his friend of Jorge Nunes, a big producter of child porn on the Deep Wed who killed a woman and her child and is owner of 8ch.pl/shotas, a pure gay pedo imageboard. Kalinka and Jorge Nunes are connected with Sentafria, the biggest gay pedo of the internet and owner of GIFTBOX on Deep Web.

Help us, the Brazilian Crusaders of Jesus Christ to fight against this pedos.

Sentafria's Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mahpacheco94

Sentafria's channel on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/sentafria

Jorge Nune's Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/jorgenunes447

DEUS VULT!

AVE MARIA!

R: 16 / I: 9 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Any girls (female) on /b/?

R: 38 / I: 16 / P: 16 [R] [G] [-]

Dark souls is the most overrated game franchise there fucking is. Seriously, I've played Bloodborne and DS2 and while they had excelent cinematography and the areas looked great (as far as I've seen) the gameplay is awful. And don't start with "You're just a normalfag, go back to farmville" or whatever, I've beated God Hand 4 times, and even half a minute of that is infinitely more fun than two hours of this bullshit and unfair pile of vomit of a franchise. I mean, if the controls were improved and you had two or three times the health, it would be way more fun. But noooooo, it's to keep "le casuls" away. Fuck that. Give me a game I can actually fucking enjoy without having an aneurysm. And the biggest fucking problem is that for a so called "hard but fair" game, the difficulty is fucking horseshit. God Hand is a hard but fair game. SMT3: Nocturne is a hard but fair game. DS is fucking atrocious. Seriously, if you just fucking doubled the health bar the game would be genuinely good, if still a bit flawed. But no, let's keep the casuals away from such a promising game, let's make it """hard""" to convince """hardcore gamers""" they are so fucking cool for completing a shitty game. And the saddest thing is, it's a bad GAME. Everything else is pretty good. But if the gameplay is unfair, hard, and just plain not fun, does it really matter?

R: 22 / I: 5 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

Shii's whitepaper

Where can I find Shii's whitepaper?

Remember when this was linked on every single page of 4chan for a couple of years? Now I can't find it at all. Almost like it's been scrubbed.

If you don't remember, it was a short essay on chan philosophy, the point mostly being how by making people anonymous you force ideas to compete on their own merits by preventing people from reacting based on authority or personality.

R: 14 / I: 7 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

I've never seen such a pure, innocent beautiful woman in my life. What's her name?

R: 21 / I: 3 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

I don't own a television, I only watch TV shows on the internet via my laptop. At this moment in time, I think I've watched just about every good TV series ever created from 1995 onwards, that includes shit created by Netflix & Amazon too. I do plan on going back to the 1950's and moving forwards through time, but first, I need to research the shows. Sadly, my TV show devotion has distracted me from movies and documentaries. I don't know anything about films released over the last 7-8 years. So, /b/, what films would you rank as must see from about 2010 onwards.

R: 13 / I: 0 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

What would you do if you met this Asian cock sucker?

R: 34 / I: 8 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

Is crime a better reproductive strategy?

Criminals have more kids. That's what a Swedish study says:

>Convicted criminal offenders had more children than individuals never convicted of a criminal offense.

http://www.ehbonline.org/article/S1090-5138%2814%2900077-4/abstract

Now you can say "correlation =/= causation", but the researchers think that a criminal lifestyle contributes to having more kids. They say it's an "alternative reproductive strategy".

Clearly this strategy is working, because they're having more kids.

So why shouldn't one become a criminal? It seems like the best way to pass your genes on to be honest.

R: 22 / I: 14 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

This Angry Dwarf blocks your way.

What do you do /b/?

R: 16 / I: 16 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

My Hero

R: 20 / I: 9 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

I just deleted all of my porn. Feels weird.

R: 34 / I: 3 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

(((Prager))) uploaded a video.

R: 10 / I: 3 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

HOw does this picture make you feel?

R: 16 / I: 6 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

What's up over thinking virgin nerds?

R: 89 / I: 107 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

Something you just fapped to thread.

R: 20 / I: 3 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

I guess D.A.R.E. didn't work

I don't know which one is worse

R: 83 / I: 26 / P: 17 [R] [G] [-]

Straight men:

Would you rather:

Let a hot woman shit in your mouth

Suck a dick

Faggots need not reply.

R: 31 / I: 1 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

How do I dress like a successful man who gets laid a lot? I don't want to ask /fa/ because they dress like a bunch of autistic faggots. Some stores to shop from would be nice. Or should I wear nothing but UnderArmor™ attire like every other guy?

R: 30 / I: 15 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

Oneitist

Post the one that got away …

R: 49 / I: 10 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

Why do leftists ruin everything?

R: 15 / I: 2 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

You have no idea how much I'm tormented every single day. For 3 years straight I've though day and night about fucking moot's boipussy. I know moot would never agree to this, so I'm always raping him in my dreams. To have a recurring dream about dressing moot in a skirt and furiously raping his boipussy, yet not being able to actually do it, would be torture even was only for one night. I hope you can understand why I've finally broken after 3 years. What's more, I hope moot forgives me for what I'm about to do.

R: 21 / I: 1 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

Why is it that doing anything even remotely productive, even so much as trying to be an expert player in a video game to play in tournaments/win money, is mentally, psychologically, or physically painful/arduous?

R: 10 / I: 7 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

It's just one more day wagecuck, just one more day and the weekend is here. Of course, you have two start everything over once those two days go by.

Meanwhile everyday is a weekday for me.

R: 27 / I: 11 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

8chan is Matrix now

Wow, very funny very ==kek=

R: 14 / I: 0 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

look

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R: 24 / I: 2 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

NO HOPE FOR YOU NOW FAGGOT

Pedo posters are kissless virgin faggots who know that no woman with a developed brain would ever fuck them. If you like 2D girls you will die alone. This board is inhabited by the dead and dying. The failed upper middle class who got "hooked in" on media that fed them a fake life. Blame the jews, blame the money, blame the nigger. In the end you are a product of your environment and your refusal to ever stand up and change your situation. It's to late now. You're here until you die. Make sure you stream your final moments.

R: 10 / I: 7 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

Only /b/ can stop the New World Order.

R: 24 / I: 12 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

THIS BOARD BELONGS TO ME.

R: 16 / I: 1 / P: 18 [R] [G] [-]

Can you ejaculate into the air and then catch your cum with your mouth on the way down?