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new nagatoro thread

I hope the mods wake up soon so that they can get rid of all these /pol/ faggots.

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what's your reason for being unhappy, anon?

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have akinator guess your waifu thread


it guessed mine right in only 9

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come to >>>/bowl/

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This girl will send nudes


Warning but she is a super bitch

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Double-think thread!

Post instances where you observed context manipulation by big brother

I.e mainstream media reporters giving the same opinions to portray singular opinion.

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Millennials are stupid!

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ITT: we post

Pictures that



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>muh climate change

Is there a bigger meme in history, other than the lolocaust?

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Well I guess that happened

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Anyone else edge?

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ITT: Good movies to watch

I will begin


-Source code

-Baby driver


-Now you see me

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Look into this guys eyes and then read my fake made up story

>be secrect pedo

>work for cia, relative got you the job, 90s are pretty boring once all red traffic becomes "send more "potatoes"

>suddenly GWOT

>write stupid idea about making false flag terrorist group to first draw in all would be attackers of us interests and allies and then use them as own army.

>actually gets picked up

>get promoted

>got assigned as field officer

>actually have to become al desertstyani for three months to develop cadre.

>infiltrate with bunch of jihadists you found by saying the worst sexist racist ignorant interpretation of islam ever. assholes.

>This cadre is effective and builds a larger army out of the first cadre.

>eat your heart out che, you little moustache faggot. I read your book!

>you actually take territory.

>you capture young female children.

>you say absolutely nothing.

>Someone else suggests it and someone else here heres it(in Arabic)

>you agree reluctantly.

>well, Sam Jones, formerly of 432 Waverly St Arlington VA, how do you like the Comfy little Heart of Darkness you have created for yourself?

>"You should have one since you are leader, no I inisist you must."

>Oh ok. come with me to my tent. yes sit here. hey, don't cry, you ever watch animie?


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why hasn't he killed himself yet?

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webm thred



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Come on niggers post something you have, dig deep if you must.

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Free Steam Game To Claim/Own 48 Hours


Just click the install game button.

If you want to thank me, feel free to check out my work here:


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>realizing ywn be happy until you rest your head on that beautiful lap

i want to cry

someone help me delete this folder

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Lets have a book thread. Post the best books you've read till now.

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8chan's warrant canary has not expired.

A warrant canary is a method by which a communications service provider aims to inform its users that the provider has been served with a secret government subpoena despite legal prohibitions on revealing the existence of the subpoena. The warrant canary typically informs users that there has not been a secret subpoena as of a particular date. If the canary is not updated for the time period specified by the host or if the warning is removed, users are to assume that the host has been served with such a subpoena.

Everybody run! Burn everything! (((They're))) coming for us!

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webm thread

proper one this time

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She's so cute. I want to play Super Mario Bros with her.

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Gang Gang Gang niggers Bl00d gaeng 4 lyfe bitch nigger

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The amount of clearly autistic young boys I see on a weekly basis is disturbing

I live down the street from a park. I've been taking my dog there almost every night this summer to wander around since it's been too hot to go on long walks. No exaggeration, I'd say at least 75 percent of the time I'm there I will come across at least one autistic young boy. The severity of the autism varies greatly- the most common I'd say are 10-12 year olds who act like they're 4 and are being supervised by a parent while they play on the playground. Sometimes I'll see a kid who is unable to talk properly and only speaks in gibberish.

My dog is very friendly, so obviously kids always want to pet and play with her. I'm nice to the kids, but a few times a week some little autist will follow me and my dog around the park and I'm stuck having to talk to the little weirdo. I genuinely do feel bad for them, though. What's been really bothering me lately is that there is no way in Hell that this growing number of autists is a coincidence. Clearly some of it is due to the fact that moms are giving birth at an older age (there's one 9 year-old in my neighborhood whose parents are easily in their 50s), but I don't think that entirely explains it. Right now I'm thinking it's the fact that so many American women are taking SSRIs and other psychiatric meds. It's also very strange that I NEVER see autistic girls- it's always boys.

There's been a few times that I've tried discussing this with women, and they seem to get oddly defensive about it- even if I don't say anything about age or psych meds. Usually they say we just notice autistic people more nowadays because they weren't properly diagnosed in the past. But that doesn't make any sense to me- I don't recall ever seeing this many spergs when I was a kid. The VAST majority of kids I knew seemed mentally normal.

I'm wondering if sometime in the future the truth will come out, and we'll see legions of autistic men lashing out against "career women" for making them this way.

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comfy thread for all those sad anons out there tonight

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I am a proud American but why the fuck do burgerclaps never let this "muh apollo 11" thing die? If there was no political incentive to land on the moon, the U.S. government probably would have never even started Project Apollo.

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Gang Gang niggers Bl00d 4 lyfe

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Your degeneracy is appreciated

Im in desperate need of anime reaction images after an incident with my old laptop

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ITT: We write down our previously used passwords

I'll start


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What can you do with an ID & SS Card?

Well? What the fuck can you do?

Will post uncensored versions if you can convince me that you know what your doing.

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I like house phones

>Be me

>On P.C

>Phone rings

>Picks up

>Indian man

>There is a God

>Fuck with him

>Tell him to goto Pornhub

>Act really sorry

>Send him to furaffinity

>He loses his shit.

>Hangs up

So what did you do today?

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Get Parliament to debate israel



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be me

leave work early to hang out with friend whos in town

get off work

im out ill be back in 45 minutes

3 hours later

calls to his phone go to his full mailbox

how hard should i kick hiss ass b ?

im out like 40 bucks of pay

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>spend a lot of time on /b/

>scared about repeating bad no-no words by accident in public

>install word replacer extension and replace no-no words with frik and heck and dummy and homosexual and black

>i feel relaxed and at ease and can browse comfortably

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artificial intelligence waifu bread

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8=====D~~~ (you're mom)

pls ban the next nigger to post into this bread

danks :—-DDDDD

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look how cuddly they are together

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kik girls

Join post or be banned

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I fucked up

>Be Jewish

>Be Commander of a Imperial Army for the Kaiser

>Notice this Hitler guy.

>Good soldier and brave

>Promote him

>Be a few years after the Great War

>Living in Swiss Alps

>Reading Paper

>Adolf Hitler installs new Jewish and minority policies in Germany

>Blames Jews for everything

>Uses his military achievements that gave him to get into power


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I had my first threesome yesterday, and I'm now high as shit on oxycodone.

Feeling good is a nice change of pace. I should do it more often.

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>Be Jewish

>Be Commander of a Imperial Army for the Kaiser

>Notice this Hitler guy.

>Good soldier and brave

>Promote him

>Be a few years after the Great War

>Living in Swiss Alps

>Reading Paper

>Adolf Hitler installs new Jewish and minority policies in Germany

>Blames Jews for everything

>Uses his military achievements that gave him to get into power


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bisexual vs trans vs gay

which one do you feel is the biggest 'sissy person'

a bisexual male

a transgender male

a gay male

which one do you feel is the biggest 'sissy' out of them?

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blacks are inferior

change my mind

protip: you won't because you agree

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Is there a cure for lesbos?

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Is sex more fun in high school or collage? This probably isn't the right place to ask, considering the demographic. But I'd like to know?

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how to properly download pictures in waterfox? right click and "save as" always reformats the image into a jpeg

mp4 unrelated

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You may as well commit genocide right now.

You may as well commit genocide right now.

You may as well commit genocide right now.

You may as well commit genocide right now.

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what the fuck is up with the rise of fart fetishism lately?

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Are most of you cuntfucks actually serious with the racism?

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I done goofed.

>Be Jewish

>Be Commander of a Imperial Army for the Kaiser

>Notice this Hitler guy.

>Good soldier and brave

>Promote him

>Be a few years after the Great War

>Living in Swiss Alps

>Reading Paper

>Adolf Hitler installs new Jewish and minority policies in Germany

>Blames Jews for everything

>Uses his military achievements that gave him to get into power


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Any source on this bitch would ne much appreciated

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'Queen of soul' Aretha Franklin has died

Aretha Franklin, the "Queen of Soul" whose recordings of such classics as "Respect" and "Chain of Fools" made her the first female artist to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, died Thursday of advanced pancreatic cancer. She was 76.''

Franklin died at her Detroit home at at 9:50 a.m.''

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>masturbate for like 4th time today

>feels good man

>sensual urge satisfied for now

>switch back to my 30 tabs of gore and drink some crisp, fizzy Mt dew kickstart

The summer life is the best

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How big is your cork?

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a feminist movie that's literally about though policing

how much more obvious can this get?

soon enough pic related will be illegal

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Name me a better anime

Protip: You will be unable





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Do you consider yourself intelligent, anon?

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How can I illegaly immigrate into the US?

I'd rather live on the street in USA than living here with my parents insulting me that I believe in the Messiah.

t. Russgermane

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JAXA makes cute anime girls of their spacecraft. What does NASA do?

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We need this man for President

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Eurofags, why are you like this, pls explain


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a mysyery of femanine psychology

why do roasties get so outrageously triggered when men talk about their testicles? has anyone ever noticed this?

it's like the way they get way more triggered by the word "cunt" than by "bitch, whore, slut, twat" or anything else. you can say "suck my dick, thot" to a roastie and she will just roll her eyes and call you a loser or something

but if you say "DEEEEEEZ NUUUUTZ!" they rage. seriously, try it

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Remember SkyKing

RIP Skyking, post the memes to immortalize him

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Using camera crew to get away with anything

I saw a lot of those "social"experiment on youtube, where some guy ask something totally sexual to a random girl out of the blue, and when she get mad, he point the camera and say haha, this was just a social experiment for youtube.

What are the odds that I get one of my friend to hold a camera fron a distane while I ask a bunch of homless women to let me fuck their tits for 10$ until either one of them say yes or some one get angry And I point at the camera and co gratulate him, saying you did the right thing this was an what would you do video.

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How did 4Chan fall?

>Be me

>Posts about Aliens in Movies and TV board

>Guy posts big iron meme.

Thread has been pruned or deleted.


I don't know if 8Chan does greentext stories but whatever.

Can anyone tell me what the fuck happened?

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So our genetically engineered catgirls might also glow in the dark?

I'm ok with this.


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well COME to SQUADALLAH bur GER! can I take YOUR or DER?

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How Red-Pilled Are You?

I was browsing through my folders of years past earlier, and came across this lil tidbit of happiness. And as I've been seeing a lot of new faces around these parts, I figured I'd give it a go. So, how red-pilled are you?

Apparently, the old website no longer exists kek

But here it is anyways, meme-magic-agency.com/redpill/index.php

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bunkerman playing in albanistan

I want to build a bunker!


fucking revisionist


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you…upset her

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Last names in Albanian

Hey all, could you translate the name Kalafatidis into Albanian? My friend is having a crisis. Recently, he discovered he is not Greek. He is actually Albanian. He wants to change his name to an Albanian name. Could you help a pleb out?

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Restore my fate in humanity.

How can anyone live?

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I am having a date tomorrow, wish me luck! Before you call me a normie, let me just tell you that both me and the girl I am meeting tomorrow are both socially awkward autists. I am planning to show her this huge bookstore close to where I live, she enjoys reading a lot. If possible, I plan to invite back home afterwards.

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>b-beauty is in the eye of the beholder!

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Shuaiby Discord Messages

He was originally planning a beta uprising but gave up on it he stole money from his family and bought the gun proof down below.




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Millennials Out

If you don't know what this photo is without reverse image search you are a newfag and part of the problem

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Loli x shota bread

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You guys ever watch Cannonball Run? It's not the best movie, but it's pretty good, especially if you are into cars. Here's some of my favorite screenshots.

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>Fapping to the ol' regular 3dpd porn

>Japs with huge asses

>Going through and selecting god tier videos

>Find a video that looked similar to this one jav video that had a jap with a perfect ass but was taken down

>Find it to not be it

>Out of an autistic spur to go find that video again

>Copy and paste the name of the video in google and find the japanese name

>Google that name and find my prized video on a jav porn site


>Want to save the video before it gets taken down like last time

>Do the one two inspect and find the file

>It's a m3u8 that has over 300 segmented mp4s of 4 second clips


>Waste an hour downloading 5 different converter programs and doing google searches

>By god's helping hand I found the solution

>VLC can convert streams(m3u8 files) to mp4

>I fought the Japs and I won


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>be me

> 4chan is blocked with my wifi so I go on 8chan and torchan

> discover its actually much better

> see a post

> want to comment

> go to the post button

> I get a captcha

> literally unreadable

> took like 5 minutes just to find a legible captcha

> mfw

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its completely random that you were born human

>what drives you to live /b/?

(((ill start))), the fear of ending my life and not knowing whats next

being reborn as a maggot,cow,bird,human again etc.

<not suicidal, per se, just aloof to the whole experience of life

everything feels like the truth about santa in a nutshell

am i alone?

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>Be me

>Realize that if I eat at my BMR I do not gain weight

>Eating mostly ice-cream and cookies every day without consequences

>2 weeks and I have not gained any weight

I'm wondering if there are any drawbacks to my genius new diet plan though.

What do you think?

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slime girls thread? i want a qt goo waifu so bad

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I’m thinking of transitioning from m to f…

Do you think I have the looks to pull it off?

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Somebody please explain the anime snaggle tooth thing for me

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being 30 is too old to start college and maybe get a first year gf?

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>mfw he buys into da jooz meme

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She said wouldn't be trigered but it hapened anyway

So this happenend to me last winter but here it goes.

>Lonely on a saturday night

>Decide to go to the bar with some friends at last minute

>Every body is busy or not answering.

>Chek on my fb friend list this girl who I hadn't talked to in a couple of months because we got a fuss.

>Pm her to come get drunk with me

>She says she'll be there in 30 minutes, so I take the time to wash my teeth, junk and ass.

>She actually shows up.

>She said she's not going to drink because she borrowed her dad's truck and she want to be my designated driver

>tell her that I'm afraid if I'm the only one drunk, I'll end up triggering her and she won't want to talk to me anymore.

>She look at me straight in the eyes and says: Do I look like a girl who's easily triggered.

>Say no

>We go to a couple of bar and return to my house to play ps2. I'm so smashed I can't even plug it on my screen she has to do it.

>Eventually she decide to leave.

>Ask her politely if I can motorboat her tits or if she want to hold my dick while I pee.

>She says no and I immediately appologies to her.

>Reach out to her on fb the next weekend.

>She block me.

>I guess she was an easily triggered girl after all.

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Doggy babies

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Why are so many /pol/acks GAY?

I've read in many threads that CIA is having a field day getting /pol/acks to become trannies through some sort of social engineering techniques on the chans.

I've also read that tranny discord servers have has been raiding rk9 and other boards for this same purpose.

Is there truth to any of this? Am I an unsuspecting mkultra guinea pig?

-t. enby /pol/ack

Also, who did it, how did they do it, why did they do it, and when did they start doing it?

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how goes it, chevrons?

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good music thred

no normie shit

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Just sniffed a bag of coffee up my nose and listening to Perturbator - Sexualizer.

Any better ways to spend entire life?

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Aquatic humanoids - Splatoon poll

Squids or octopi?



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Anyone else here like Fansadox?

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8Chan Report, August 2018

Someone update me on 8chan.

When I left:

>/a/ drama/censorship

>/pol/ drama/censorship

>/b/ head mod too busy to mop the floors

>dumb IRC drama taking 100% of the focus

>IRC considered more important than the actual website

>popular boards taken over by an exclusionary clique

>cancer spam everywhere

>IRC vs off-site retards drama everywhere

Is 8chan a viable social media platform now for professionally minded people who want to discuss the important issues of our day like why Jim Acosta is an asshole, or is it still operated as if by a slave colony of autistic monkeys who projectile-shit on your lap from an IRC chat room?

Spare no details.

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The pedos are in town! Let's delete all teh lolis!

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Are you still watching him?

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This girl had nudes leaked back in 2015 and they are all GONE. Can someone help?

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What would you do to her??

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succ thread

discuss the succ

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Post fat bitches

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Stuck in a dead in job and have no future. Considering joining the navy just so I can see the world before I (hopefully) die (at sea).

What do you guys think?

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Argon, 20 seconds unconscious, 2 min until death, no struggle.

That is the actual most painless way to die. You're basically suffocating, but without that frightening/ uncomfortable feeling of needing to breath.

I'm going to use this soon~

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Helium and a plastic bag

That is the actual most painless way to die. You're basically suffocating, but without that frightening/ uncomfortable feeling of needing to breath.

I'm going to use this soon~

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My mum cleaned my room while I was at work

She drained my piss bottle collection and threw out more than $90 worth of cigarettes.

Decide her punishment, /b/.

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Anyone wanna pay me for exclusive pics every day multiple times a day of me cumming on or in my wife’s food and or on her in her sleep.?

Gotta fix this mother fucker

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dubs decides how kill myself


shotun (benelli supernova)




jump in lake/ocean

slit throat (ow)

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Jessica Alba's ass on Flipper

epic ass when she was young

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Mindfuck Movies/TV shows General

Are there any other movies like The Truman Show out there? The plot was really interesting and I'd like to see shows with an interesting mindfucky plot, or something dystopian sci-fi like the twilight zone. Please, feel free to share.

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Where and how do I get a blind gf?

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>found out I'm not pure blooded white today

>uncle did a 23 in me

>we always knew we were Italian

>always just assumed we were Western European

>find out the Italians are half North African


>immediate thoughts of suicide

>I always had white pride

>not in Nazi sense

>was just extremely proud of my heritage

>proud to belong to the race that built the modern world

>thoughts of 12.5% arab, or black race through my mind



>I look like the average Western European

>dark brown hair; but my blue eyes offset that

>French, Irish, and Scandinavian…and fucking negro

>12.5%, 12.5%, 12.5% repeating over and over again

>somehow I always knew this was going to happen

>grab mother's derringer from her purse, load a .22, cock it

>thinking about how all of this could have been avoided if it wasn't for uncle

>leave voicemail on uncle's cell phone "this was all your fault"

>do I even have the right to call myself white?


>click "new thread"

>pop it

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If you can turn a chan back to life, which one would you choose?

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>wouldn't touch 3DPD with a 40 foot pole if it wasn't for sex

>sex is enough to justify longterm contact with 3DPD

Just why? How does this make sense to any of you normalfags?

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>be agnostic faggot

>fully support Christian values

>atheists call me stupid

Why are atheists so triggered by Christ?

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How accurate is this B

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>You will never know what it would be like to have been born and raised in a quaint Mexican resort town in a time before globalization and the internet

>You will never know the feeling of sitting on the sand by the ocean or going to Church every Sunday before the days of Reddit atheists always shitting on religion

>Never having to worry about globalism or the future of your country and people or the future of the world

>You were born just in time to watch as the human race becomes the biggest threat to the world and the age of information making the cold reality that the world is completely rudderless all the more apparent

The internet was a big mistake but after we opened Pandora's box we couldn't close it. I can only hope the future of space travel will open up such possibilities as the world gaining a sense of wonder again, but that certainly wont be within our lifetimes.

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Dysomnia does something right for once? Making threads on a subject repeated over and over should be bannable such as ylyl and trips and dubs threads because that shit belongs on halfchan

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How can I steal music from youtube again?

All of the youtube-to-mp3 sites I used to use are down and hooktube is kill. Now what do?

pic unrelated

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Jordan Peterson

How can someone take this guy seriously? He claims to be christian, yet in the same sentence he says he believes in evolution and that the earth is older than 6000 years old. When confronted about his Christianity, he gets extremely defensive and hides behind a wall of jargon.

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I just got banned from burger king. Someone hold me.

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I finally did it. I accidentally drank my own piss. A lot of it. This isn't a shitpost thread.

>buy 5l bottles of water because tap water has me paranoid

>once I'm almost done with a bottle, I empty and start using it for my piss

>rinse-repeat months now

>last night

>piss bottle and the current water bottle I'm working through similar volume/weight

>at some point last night I piss into the wrong bottle

>my water is now diluted piss

>constantly rinsing my mouth with piss water whenever I wake up

>drink at least 500ml of this

>notice strange smell while trying to get back to sleep (its my breath)

>wake up last time around 11am, more wake now

>glass is empty. very thirsty. fill with more piss water and take a massive gulp

>notice the strange smell from last night is same as from this fresh glass of water

>"glass must be filthy! better clean it tomorrow"

>notice yellow tint in fluid


>crouch down and observe my remaining approx. .5 - 1.5 litres water

>it has a fizz on top same as my piss

>I've been drinking my own piss for God knows how long

I was gagging and knew I'd puke if I thought about it too much so I forced myself to sleep till 6pm. It's after midnight right now and I can still taste/smell the piss in my snot, even though I've brushed my teeth, flossed, rinsed with mouthwash.

Moral of the story, use a distinct container for your piss. I'm too traumatised to continue this habit now.

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what dreams may come.

i want to impregnate a beautiful white woman.

without being rich, or good looking, what are my odds anons?

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Why is Loli OK on /b/ but cartoon porn is "pedophile"?

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>1998 hate niggers

>2008 hate niggers

>2018 hate niggers

Who else can say that hating niggers has been a constant throughout their lives?

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teach me how to make moonshine



im tired of giving my money to the government with these insane alcohol taxs. pls help

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Why do people like animal collective?


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Let's watch the russian movie!


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Hello kind and law-abiding users of /b/. Please come over to the new /b/ alternative /abc/, alternative random cancer so I can feel better about myself. Also, props to dysnigger or whoever for removing the name field here.

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Wincest Wednesday time