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Net Neutrality DED

F

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Ok. This place is out of hand right now. I think it's time to crack down.

This board being /b/, I'm usually passive on spam, it can stay or it can go. That never really mattered too much. However, I think it's absurd to have 20+ of the same stupid thread at the same time, they have to go.

I am going to shorten the pages for a bit and clear up any dupe threads I see, after I'm done I will return with more details.

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BLOCKS YOUR PATH

wat do

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winter is cozy

pictures of women in cold places

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the state of 8chan in December 2017

>look at index

WE MASTERCHAN 2.0 NOW

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Lucy W.

Where is Lucy?

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Amos Yee appreciation Thread

What does /b/ think of Amos Yee?? he's definitely /ourguy/ i'm proud of him for standing up for pedophiles and our right to love and care for the children we love.

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Normalfag hate Thread

ITT Things you hate about normalfags the most.

What i hate.

>How hypocritical they are don't do drugs you shouldn't have sex outside of marriage they preach this bullshit then turn around and go do these exact things

>They give the shitiest adice ever such as LOL just lift bruh or be yourself the be yourself meme is especially fake bullshit they don't want you to be yourself they want you to open up so they can make fun of you later on

>The fact that they always act like raging degenerates and this ties into my first point up top your house parties are retarded and your rave music is shit turn that shit off or i will come over there and blow all of your heads off

>The fact that they think their better then you simply because they have a social life and go out every single goddamn day

>The fact that they act like a bunch of moralfags

>The fact that they feel the need to brag about their sex lives everywhere they go nobody gives a shit

>The fact that they make fun of you for liking and being interested in certain things

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It is required to enter a subject when starting a new thread on this board.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Subjects are for faggots

I got banned for 3 days for posting 'spam' while the only thing I did was posting OC of my dog. Also: the new board rules, page limit and required subject are stupid as fuck. /b/ already sucked but this nigger is making things even worse

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How to archive gameplay properly?

I'd like to record games, but I'm not a huge degenerate and don't want to upload it to YouTube, but rather archive my own gameplay just for myself. How to go about it? I know how to record things, I got familiar with OBS very quickly, but how to properly compress those recordings?

My intent is to record in OBS Studio with a very high bitrate (setting "high" or "indistinguishable") and then use another software to compress it as efficient as possible to 720p with 30 fps. When I tried recording with 30 fps in OBS Studio natively though, the recorded gameplay felt "stuttery" because OBS didn't use any smoothing techniques, so maybe some software can do that better.

Lastly, can anybody link the gif of that blue-haired dancing girl in the bottom right? I couldn't manage to save it.

Thanks in advance.

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Gook thread

Way, your presence is requested

is Way still here?

i'm looking for the webm of lizzy, but dump any gooks you have

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Doug Jones Defeats Roy Moore in Alabama Senate Race

http://archive.is/RC3HF

DOWN GOES MOORE!!! DOWN GOES MOORE!!!

/POL/TARDS AND PEDOS BTFO

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Sooooooo

How do I delete my cache?

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/leftypol/ are useful idiots

Aristotle was against multicultural societies, as it produced chaos and constant religious, cultural and racial conflict.

He was right, as diversity strongly correlates with how crime ridden a particular area is, while poverty and unemployment have weak correlations.

/leftypol/ thinks they are against the current system, but they are actively promoting everything the current system is propagating, which is "diversity", lower wages, crime and constant conflict.

The entirety of /leftypol/ are useful idiots and nothing more.

https://diversity.google/

https://careers.twitter.com/en/diversity.html

https://www.apple.com/diversity/

https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/diversity/

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Tin Green

>Martin Green

<BANE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVhIsUs8_RU

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i have a nose and i must not smell

im sweating profusely, when im in my pyjama and i sit all day in front of my computer. Somehow i seem to sweat less, when wearing regular clothes. Ive got a chair pillow. Its all sweaty. Im changing my pyjama today for a fresh 1. im sitting naked on the pillow. I dont know, if its my balls, or if its the pillow, that stinks right now. I cant confirm the balls, since i cant reach there with my nose. I cant rule out the pillow, cuz it might be a combination of the smells.

Whats annoying is the fact, that i sweat like some grandma swamp and being fresh out of the bath seems to be good for an hour of sitting, which is pretty pointless…

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Used condom thread

Used condom thread!

Where do you find them? What do you do with them?

>inb4 op is a faggot, op will get aids, etc.

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pedo thread

if youre a pedo then post in this thread

im an anti

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Looking for the right workout

I am 5'2, 43 kg and 18 years of age. I am not sure what protein powder or cardio to get to gain higher weight. I have a high metabolism and I'm just not sure what to do.

Do you have any opinions on what I should do?

(Pic related)

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1.5 billion dead weights by 2050

How do we solve this?

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Post Your Best 2D Non-Anime

—-+—-

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Do you hate democracy?

Please give me 10 reasons in 500 words. I bet you can't give me 10 reasons in 500 words because it's impossible. You think I am wrong? Then frickin' prove me WRONG.

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would you let the white race die just so you can marry and fuck this jewish loli ?

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Guys, I just got banned from another popular board for CP. I posted a link to a dropbox, and it was just average amateur porn, but thread got deleted and I got banned. I panicked and deleted all my db links. Fact is, I may have not looked through ever single video and might have posted something I didnt mean to. How fucked am i? I'm in the uk. Litch cant sleep and shit.

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HEY

Was your girlfriend/wife a virgin before you met her? If not, you are a cock and are settling for another man's sloppy seconds.

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DON WE NOW OUR GAY APPAREL

falalaaaaah~

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Fave Nipples

Post your favorite type of Nipples

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The End

I was in the thread yesterday where it was announced that 8ch would be shutting down, but I forgot when the last day was going to be. I don't see the thread anymore, so maybe it wasn't even supposed to be announced yet, in which case ignore this thread because it will be deleted soon anyway. In the meantime, if any anon remembers when it is happening, let me know.

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Happy Hanukkah From Donald Trump

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/940706127309926400

Follow our presidents lead and show some love to out brothers in Israel

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Thots?

The family of Alyssa Wright wants to know what led the teenager’s boyfriend to allegedly strangle her.

“He was always a real well-mannered boy. I never had any problems with him, always been respectful,” mother Melinda Wright told Channel 2 Action News on Friday.

Alyssa Wright was allegedly strangled Tuesday by Elijah William Ramoutar, 19, at his home on White Birch Drive in Covington, according to the Newton County Sheriff’s Office.

Family told Channel 2 that the 19-year-old went to Ramoutar’s house Tuesday evening.

“We were sitting on the bed, laughing, joking about things that were starting to look up for us,” Melinda Wright said. “She said, ‘Bye. I love you. I’ll be back.’”

https://www.ajc.com/news/crime--law/well-mannered-boyfriend-accused-strangling-year-old/72wGpRbfoHcvS1yYGfHL8H/

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LAID

How do I get laid?

I just go to my job and come home to browse image boards and play games.

I haven't had a single friend in years and I never had a girlfriend.

Is it even worth it?

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.

.

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thread (one thats mine i own it)

this is MY thread

i have a thread

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kek

>being a cat person

>2017

Faggots.

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Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag FREE on UPlay

Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag is available for free on UPlay right now. Just thought you'd like a heads up.

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Special snowflake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evuVpetDq3o&feature=youtu.be

so whats your opinion on this special one talking about muh feefee's hurting

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fuck

What are some good stocking stuffers I can get for my 18-year-old daughter's stocking? I am pretty well-to-do, so I can do things like Bucky Balls or other somewhat expensive things like that. Looking for cool things that she'll love to pull out and play with. Also want some cheap things that are fun to play with before they inevitably break, but who cares because it was a good 10 minutes of fun while you beat your dad with a Santa Clause rockem sockem

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ROLLIN' HARD

No roll thread? What kind of board is this? Me first.

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tomoko

thread

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Horo

>body of a 15 year old

>wise like a 600 year old

>accompanies you on your road trip

>helps you to scam normies and get rich

>healthy appetite

>can drink more alcohol than a man

>playful and cute

>protects you

>can be a tease when she wants to

I am looking forward to the day when genetically engineered wolf girls for domestic ownership are widely available. I watched this laotian cartoon a few days ago and I am still amazed by it.

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Bragging Thread

Brag about your life ITT

>tfw gf is going to send me 3 grand for Christmas

Feels good man.

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what are the most worthwhile hentai/cartoon porn vids on pornhub/xhamster?

I'm bored, and something broke and those websites wont let me hit enter when I search.

warning, these are obviously porn websites. don't use them if you aren't legal age. you have been warned

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Rate Girls Thread

Rate Girls Thread

https://imgur.com/a/GkuKc

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Rottweiler thread

Post only the best Rottweilers

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chatroom fastposting thred

i'm bored

let's fastpost, anons

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wtf

Can we take a moment to talk about this blithering moron.

>be filthy rich

>be handsome (for a Brit)

>be blue blooded Royalty of the largest empire to ever exist.

>can have any pure blue blooded 10/10 European princess.

>decide to go for a divorced Amerimut.

all his ancestors must be rolling endlessly in their graves right now.

thisn't even a waste at this point, its destruction.

a genetic suicide, may as well wife up a sheboon strait from Africa.

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Vintage Tits

Post the best you can find

>INB4 Too Old

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AirBNB permanently deactivates accounts of users based on their political views

https://twitter.com/ali/status/936760883434459136

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THREAD NUKE

HIT THE DECK FELLAS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2a30--j37Q

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what the fuck

>at work doing some bullshit training on the computer

>manager asks me to help new girl sign in

>she's a young black girl

>see her attempt at typing her username

>there's periods and other characters thrown in there

>tell her to delete that shit

>she spends about 20 seconds trying to delete it because she doesn't know what the backspace key is

>after getting over my utter bewilderment of how a grown woman in 2017 doesn't know how to use a keyboard i show her

>"oh deex thangs is crazy huh"

>sure

>explain how to type her username

>explain the password situation

>literally the most insecure easy login system ever and this bitch can't comprehend it

>the username is literally just your name

>the password is literally just your initials and the store number

>log her in but it's clear she couldn't do it again if her life depended on it

>for the next hour i watch my manager walking her through every single step of the system

>will probably have to walk her through the entire set of training modules

i always thought pic related was a joke but holy shit niggers are actually this dumb

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kirino

aaaaaagaaaaa

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.

Hey /b/, I am boiling potatoes, what are you doing?

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It is required to enter a subject when starting a new thread on this board

anita's pretty hot as a toon tbh imo

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Philosophy

How do you see the world, anons?

Enlighten me on your views.

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Mud Fight

Post all the Sexy Mud Images you got

>INB4 Shitskin

>INB4 NigNog

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WWYD

What would you do if you had a single bitcoin /b/?

https://howmuchisbitcoin.info

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VPN Help?

Okay, I'm going to need a VPN. Seriously, someone give me the rundown because I'm not going to browse this place without one anymore, since illegal content is being spammed across this damn place everyday, and I don't want to get in trouble.

Can I get some help setting it all up? I need to know how to clean my cache (I'm using Google chrome), what good free VPN is available and what browser I ought to using (not Tor).

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Big boobs

Does someone know what videos is this from?

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Help me identify this fucking song before my brain explodes

I've had this damn song stuck in my head for weeks, I've asked dozens of people and posted it to a few different sites and nobody can find it.

I even went as far as to create samples of the beat to make it easier and it's not helping. I'm running out of options.

The song has a male singer with a pretty high pitched and lilty voice who sings to the rhythm of a violin with occasional guitar notes at the end of a verse. He sings weird so I can't remember any of the lyrics except POSSIBLY something about a weeping willow which is overused as hell in lyrics so it doesn't help.

The things I do remember is that it features mostly violin that follows the beat of the words, the pattern is pretty much like this(https://vocaroo.com/i/s1UfYQRxxiZY) and then at the end of a verse there's like 5 guitar notes that follow a pretty similar pattern to this.(https://vocaroo.com/i/s11nIUiBrsdC)

I've gone through all the indie artists I can think of and the closest I've found is stuff like Andrew bird but it's none of his stuff.

If you guys can somehow find it I'll fire some bitcoins to the one who does.

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this girl can only show affection to bullies

>meet girl with no dad and abusive mom

>she's kind of depressing to look at

>try being nice to her, she tells me not to text her again

>texts me again of her own volition

>must have to do with some mechanism in her head that makes me now worth her time again since I'm not texting her

>lightbulb turns on in my head

>start borderline bullying her, without being mean

>just tease, degradation, silence treatment, lack of compliments

>she's now very much interested in me and what I think

Help me fuck with her /b/

What would you do with one like her?

Pic not her, but still oc

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anti-racism thread

KILL NIGGERS KILL NIGGERS KILL NIGGERS FUCK THEM ALL TO DEATH KILL THE FUCKING NIGGERS KILL THEM ALL FUCKING KILL ALL OF THE NIGGERS

I needed to get this off my chest, post in this thread if you are #NIGGERHATER

FUCKING KILL ALL OF THE NIGGERS, THE ENTIRE NEGROID RACE RIGHT NOW

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Really getting sick of /pol/s shit

Suddenly /pol/ is downright defending Muslims chimping out over a single fucking city because muh Joos! As if the nearly 500 million suicide bombing sacks of shit need defending again like 20 million Jews. Meanwhile all of Christianity is effectively threatened by Islams very existence but who cares because Christianity is a kike religion amiright? Sick and fucking tired of these retarded Pagan LARPer sacks of shit throwing their own race under a bus for not being on their same so-called "enlightened" level. Maybe /pol/ is secretly funded by Iraq and/or the UAE

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Stupid People

So I just told a friend that I had three different entrees at Longhorn Steakhouse and the steak tasted flavorless and bland even though it was medium rare. He proceed to call me a hipster and talk about how taco bell is a delicacy.

How am I a hipster for not liking bad cooking?

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why

why does every single pointless conversation turn into a loud and autistic argument war here (and on chan sites generally)?

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how to

How do you know when a girls is virgin?

without looking at her pussy

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WTF happened to the porn on 8chan

It's full of nothing but lolis, cuckporn and interracial shit. A year or two ago you could go to /wx/ and find a nice variety of porn, but not now. What the fuck happened?

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This sucks Cunt

>live with my mother and lied to her for a year about saving

>recently got a really well paying job

>was poor before this and she got a letter from a debt collector on a credit card I forgot to pay off in college

>she finds out I wasn't saving

>says that since I lied to her I have to put all my money into a shared account

>says she won't kick me out anyway even though I lied to her which further confuses me

>all my money will be monitored and she will tell me what to do with it

>after hearing about the job offer I planned to move out anyway in March and tell her this

>"Wow you've already fucked up and now you want to fuck up again and move out! You'll just be back here in a month! I'm just trying to help you! You won't even be able to afford it because you'll have to spend $1000 on furniture alone!"

>comes back later and say there's no reason for me to move out anyway since I have no friends to hang out with

>I will now be cucked out of each and every one of my paychecks with no privacy in what I spend it on

Perhaps it's my fault this happened by forgetting about that bill, but I feel like she's crossing a line. The fuck do I do?

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dysnomia

I said it this yesterday in the Hex thread

>>7616278

>>7616252

and I'll fucking say it again.

Get some new volunteers and organize a schedule where they have overlapping hours. That means get enough fucking volunteers to cover all the hours of the day. The cp spammer had free reign for 5 hours+ yesterday and not a single fucking volunteer came on to stop him. He went to sleep and the botmod took care of all the cp but regardless, he was free to do whatever the fuck he wanted, and that's not right. Enough is enough, dysnomia. Fix your shit or hand over the board to someone else you worthless piece of shit.

If you missed out on any of the drama then just have a look at this post >>7617690 >>7617465

Or I can give you a

Tl;dr: CP was posted in nearly every single thread yesterday morning (morning for me) and no one did anything to mitigate or prepare for it. He's been doing this for months you spineless piece of shit. Fix it.

1st pic related is dysnomia trying to weasle his way out of this situation by pleading ignorance.

2nd pic related is mailman initially dealing with the cp spammer before he had to go to bed.

3rd pic related is the botmod kicking in (no signs of any volunteers for 5+ hours).

>Stop metaposting, goon.

<Then fix your shit because it doesn't make me not correct.

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Freemasonry

So my uncle just asked me to join the Freemasons. I’m pretty skeptical about it. What should I know about then before I decide? Anyone with red pills on this thing? Also general secret society thread

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Get 7777777

Get 7700000 and Get 7777777 Barth2032

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General .Webm Thread

General .Webm Thread

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Nigger music

I just noticed my sister just started listening to nigger music.

What do /b/

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WebM Dump

/webm/ has been slow. Dump your WebM's

S H O W M E W H A T Y O U G O T

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Lonely life

how can i live 100% alone with no human interaction, i tried doing that for a year and i am always feeling anxious when im going to sleep and when i wake up..

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Things that are objectively true

Post them

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ITT: Characters that remind you of yourself

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ROUND 2 #KilledByTheFCC

#KilledByTheFCC

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Terry does laundry

This schizo is crafty. He lives on 1400 a month from his van.

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This is the ideal ideal little girl.

You may not like it, but this is what peak cuteness looks like.

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Hedgehogs

>Google image your name + "the hedgehog"

>Post results of best (most retarded) image

>We see who is the biggest faggot

I might just have this one in the bag.

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Gf is a gainz goblin

>need carbs before going to the gym

>gf baked low carb cookies glazed with red hearts

>throw them all away, because frosting has sugar

>gf cries and made me go to the gym half an hour late

>run together with her, because she wants to do EVERYTHING together

>need for a track that I can do in under an hour, almost 2 fucking hours

>run the rest of the way on my own, she ALSO has a problem with this - you literally cannot win with her

>want to play some games, but she constantly has to distact me by touching me, massing me or cuddling my arm, constantly needs fucking attention

>can't do anything alone, she always has to be there

>has a problem with me forbidding her from buying any sweets, even from her own money, because I do not want to get tempted

>ever since then she started baking things, I think purely to temp me

>constantly is rubbing her feet against mine, when go sleeping. It's fucking annoying

She is so fucking clingy. I already threatened to leave her, if she ever prevents me from living the life I want to life, but that only made it worse.

With a gf you really have no freedom anymore, I feel like I am choking. Anyone got experience with that? I think about leaving her…

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Public Humiliation

Okay so, later tonight I'm going to try a little embarrassment play with my girlfriends, I'm going to take her to walmart in a coat with some revealing lingerie underneath. She'll have a butt plug in holding in a vibrating egg ass well as vibrating remote control toys insider her pussy and against her g spot. Possibly nipple clamps we'll see how it looks and if they'll even stay on under the coat.

While there I'm going to have her purchase embarrassing items. Various sex lubes, a pack of adult diapers, chocolate syrup, whipped cream and cucumbers. We don't use condoms as a contraceptive, but if they have what we do use I'll get that as well.

Can you think of any other items it would be super embarrassing for her to bring to the checkout especially given those other items?

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Hoverboards

Anyone own one?

Considering getting one. Will I look like a faggot riding one though?

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Coffee is stupid

So I recently got a job that makes use of a cubicle. I was finally got to try out the coffee meme to completion and I am beyond underwhelmed. It's lunch break now and I've been drinking batches of this shit since 8 a.m. I do not feel any more awake than I did yesterday morning. The shit doesn't work. Is it a placebo? Do people just drink it because it makes them feel cool?

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FUCKING STOP THE SPAM!

HOW MANY "NET NEUTRALITY" THREADS DO WE NEED, DYSNOMIA???

CAN YOU FOLLOW YOUR OWN RULES JUST THIS ONCE???

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#KilledByTheFCC

KEKEKKEKEK

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DERP

uhoh

*raises tail*

hnnn… nnnnggggh…

nnnnNNNGGGGGHHH—

PLOP! TTTHRRRPRPRPPHPHPRRRRRBRBRRRRRRRFFFFFTTTTT!!!

FFFRRRRFRFRPPFHFHFFHFFRRRburrblrburbrlebeuburbrrrburrbuebelerburble

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ppfftt… brrghgrrFFFBBHHBFHRRRRTTTT

FFFFF- GURGLGRUURbuburubruburblebubrbur-PLOP-PLOP-PLOP-PLOP… PLOP…

nngghhhhh… ngAAahh!!!…

nnhhHNNGGGHH- THTHHRRPRPTPHHHFFTTTgurgurburubrburburblebublburbububr- plip- plip drip… drip..

huh… Yaagh! jesus… nggggh…

NUGGETS ARE COMING! GLUNK! SHPLADOOSH! FLEB! PLOP! THUD! BRAPALALAPAPAPAPPAPAPAPAPPPPFFFHHHHhhhsshhhllfgzj SMEHLAY POOPAY FART FART FAR FARRRRRTTAAAYYYNG PPUUUUUPAAAYY YUMAY HAHAHA OH NO MORE BRAAP NUGGETS GLINK GLUNK BLANK SHPLING NOB BUSH PREPHB FLOOB DING GANK THUNK BRAAAAAPAPAPAPAPAPAPPPAAAAAPAPAPABRAAABRAAAABRAAHAHAHAHAAAPPPPPPPPRRRRrrphhhfblsmv SUPAH SMELLAY STINKAY FARTAAAYYYY PARTAYY POOPYPOOPPOOOOOPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPAY SMELLAY STINKAY NASTY NASTY NASTAYYY THE POOPY IS GREEN THE BRAAP NUGGETS ARE GREEN SOME BLOOD ON THEM BRAAAAAAPPP MORE BRAAAP NUGGETS SMELLY! THUNK GIDUNK PLUNK SHPLOOSH SPLAF FLASHHHH SHPLING SHLOOP SHLOP SHLIM DUNKSH SHPLISH DUNgk FARRTTTAY SMELLLAY POOOOOPOOOPAY BRAAP NUGGETS I SHOULDNTA HAD DEM BRAAPACHINO

NGGUUUHH!! FRRFRRRRPPPHHTTTTT… hngh… PLOP! SPLASH!

hhh…. hhh….

hhhuuuhhh… fuck….

ugh…

flush

anyone have a plunger xD

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Would you buy a young woman's milk?

Would you buy a young woman's milk, if it was publicly accessible in all stores?

Also would you work or start a woman dairy company, that would produce girl milk and other products like girl cheese or tit icecream?

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fat

Are you in shape?

You're probably fat

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GOD Tier Music

God tier/ Blow your fucking mind with the composition music/music videos.

/b/ Give us some actual art to listen/watch

I'll start

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=pZgnhXn7tW0

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Challenge

Would you accept a bj from an expert bj giver even if she had braces? How much of a risk taker are you?

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fail

Boy, I sure am glad Ron made Dysnomia get new mods to keep up with the janitorial duties around here. It has made a world of difference!

*snerk*

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Unpopular Opinions

Unpopular opinions thread.

I think that if there was a sure fire way to keep a voting test 100% corruption free, it would benefit society greatly. Not like an intelligence test, but a test that would gauge your level of knowledge on politics, your ability to have consistent thinking (no hypocrisy), and, most importantly, your critical thinking skills.

I think that everyone who accidentally has a child is a fucking retard. How the fuck can you even be hard if you're having unprotected sex (which is how most accidental pregnancies happen)? Why don't you just get an abortion? You can't put your dumb beliefs on hold for one day to avoid 20+ years of misery?

I think we (America) should just completely ignore Israel. Just fucking walk away entirely.

I think that actively liking flat chested women over all other breast sizes is 10x gayer than liking traps. (Pics related. If you think all these breast sizes are worse than a flat chest, you need to accept that you're a fucking mo.)

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>mods are literally asking you guys to report cp now

lmao that's like a given on every other board, whats with you people? 😂😂😂

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Lets make a Wallpaper

Read the image/subject

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Any Czechoslovak person here?

i have a question

>inb4 fuck off we're full

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wwyd?

Which one and what would you do?

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No south america

Only countries that matter are allowed to post in this thread.

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porn killed 4chan

Daily reminder that porn is a huge contributing factor in the downfall of 4chan. nearly 50% of the threads on 4/b/ are porn related pic related, I just took it. They are all template threads that can be posted over and over again. Think about it.

So what makes people continually post porn threads? Are they too dumb to use Google? Are they just kids who want to talk about porn and girls all day?

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8CHAN DEAD

I did not intended to post on /b/ anymore but I have to warn anons.

If many may noticed the increasing amount of nyan-can gay mods, 9gag gay shit, e-celeb attention whore spam, 4chan tier responses, 4chan tier porn spam, overall lack of critical people with independent opinions, cuckery and reddit narrative - that's because 8chan is now officially lined up with 4chan, reddit and 9gag.

I saw the this post on /v/, I thought it's just a shill so I googled up 4chan myself and it's true, google redirects 4chan/reddit users to 8chan. This place is now flooded with reddit narrative, rulecucks and SJW faggots.

Additionally you see the strange behavior of twats like dysnomia. Look at the currents rules list of /b/, this is so ridiculous. The pinch comes with the fact that he banned users for rules he invented afterward. He also changed his his username to "_" to confuse newfags and other people in a desperate attempt to mislead people so they don't associate his name with his sad mod-history. /b/ is now also filled with 4chan SJW mods we all fled, they actively delete threads they don't like and ban people for no reason. Some of them then come back to spam /b/ with CP (legal and non-legal), so the dumbfuck dysnomia went out and made sticky. After an overall negative response from many users he then simply deleted all posts in the sticky except of his own. Afterwards he went on banning people for A MONTH for posts that were made before he invented the new rules which makes is totally ridiculous and exposes him as a butthurt failure.

8chan is now literally 4chan and the request is: Someone please make a new chan. This place is indefinitely lost and we need a new chan (not shit like mewch or endhcan). Perhaps it's not just Jims, googles and 4chan/reddits fault and 8chan has become too popular and there is no point in blaming the boogeyman: Most of the posts here are made by causal neo-newfags and SJW moral faggotry.

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MLP thread: The resurrectioning

Pedos are back, why can't ponies be?

Post your best pony ITT

name one way derpy would be a bad wife: protip (you cant)

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8chans Perfect Woman

Using whatever means you have to edit images (Photoshop/Paint/Drawing and taking a picture) make this blank female into what you believe the perfect 8chan woman should /b/.

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Life Sucks Thread

Anons let’s talk about life, also kinda a begging thread.

>Short on rent

>Cheating GF

>No Reason to keep trying

E-transfers plz

wfjnyggyp@mailconn.com

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animu

Anime thread

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>tfw you take a huge dump

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Y'all are fucking boring.

Ain't nothing fun being posted. Let's have some fun

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The manlet problem

What do we do with the manlets?

Other that cannon-fodder & labor, do they have any use?

Do we just kill them? They'd put up a hard fight though, they can guerilla very well since their size

There are many manlets that are educated, and smart; but are they worth it?

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Getting popular

His monthly spotify listeners just jumped up fucking five million. Same goes for John Lennon. It's a Christmas fucking miracle! They're finally getting the attention they deserve!

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RIP video games 197x - 2007

This is why we don't have nice things

https://www.blog.google/products/google-play/celebrating-and-empowering-women-mobile-gaming-change-game

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Your apperication for the math

Math gave us the technology that we needed to invent many things. Be thankful for being white.

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'

where do you think he ended up in life?

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The point of these...

These are made for major internal damage. Are these really necessary for petty crimes? I honestly don't see the point in these rounds.

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strm

http://cytu.be/r/filmclub

Movies with Chat 24/7 MOSTLY HORROR with some Sci-fi/Gore/Cult/80s/Weird Films

Now Playing: SE7EN

Watch this and then imagine Kevin Spacey groping you.

This movie channel doesn't play everything under the sun. You won't have to sit through pablum like Avengers 2 or Batman movies. There are no cartoons, no musicals, no music videos, no TV shows… just movies. Specifically, It's mostly horror movies. Tons of stuff you have never heard of or seen. There are some sci-fi movies, 80s movies, cult movies, and just bizarre off the wall crazy shit like you have never seen, all mixed in to the horror movies. Over 700 movies that play randomly. None of that polling/voteskip shit, that shit doesn't work - because democracy doesn't work. No safe spaces here either. You can make rape jokes and insult minorities until you run out of edgy things to say if you want. The admins only police things that actually matter. Filmclub isn't here to have broad appeal or as many viewers as possible. It's here as an alternative to all the tired repetitive BS you get from the average vanilla stream. 24/7/365 movies most other streams won't play. Even classic XXX. Check it out.

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Fix your diet Fix your mind. Plant based thread.

HOW TO UNCUCK YOURSELF

/pol/ and most of 8chan that stand with them someone will bitch about this are always going on about how to think the right way to avoid being fooled, how to be smarter than those who want to control you and make your life a living hell by keeping you ignorant forever. That's good. but if you don't fix your body, how can you have good health and have a clear head? eating healthy is a huge part of being awoken class human. I'm going to teach you some very solid basics.

short summary of what I have been through. (pic related, very important)

alot of people (mostly trolls) pretend to freak out when someone says they are vegan and automatically resort to making a bunch of harsh assumptions about them. I did years of headache inducing research and learned what combination of plant based foods to eat to get all my vitamins and minerals with minimal supplementation. I always thought meat was okay, but I never fell in love with it (even though it smells really good) but after changing my diet to include lots of greens, beans, onions, oats, fruits, nuts, seeds, (and personally avoiding soy) I can say that I have lost weight, my bad cholesterol went down, my good cholesterol went down but then normalized back up a little, I got enough omega 3's from flax and hemp and my body produces it's own DHA (just enough to replenish it's stores) I'm getting boatloads of protein and every type of amino acid I need from spirulina and hemp powder and beans and my doctor say's my bloodwork is better than ever. I'm hitting the gym now and drinking juice from raw sweet onions and drinking lemon water and apple cider vinegar every morning and I feel more energetic than I ever have in my entire life. I eat raw garlic and then go to the gym and piss everyone off with my smell but power through my workouts like the wolverine and get random boners like when I was 10 that threaten to rip right through my shorts. I don't drink milk, or eat eggs or cheese or fish or anything that comes from any animal so I guess I'm accidentally-technically vegan; but I just call myself a plant man. I'm sure this will piss some people off but I wanted to be honest, so those people can fuck right off. healthy travels bros.

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Singularity

One of these things must be correct. Which is it?

________

-Advancement in information processing will slow to a dead crawl in the next 30 years, and nothing we try will fix that.

-There will be a global catastrophe that requires all of humanity's resources to cope with in the next 30 years.

-There is something supernatural about organic brain material that is impossible to emulate via computer.

____

OR

-Computers will achieve superhuman intelligence in the next 30 years, and it's impossible to predict what will happen next.

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/v/ is cucked

/v/ is totally broken from the community to the moderatorship.

it's not even worth making a single thread there anymore.

https://archive.is/1gzxL

https://archive.is/kNvNN

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deepfakes

When were you when dreams became reality?

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posers

If you're using any Linux distro and can't use Perl and Bash, you're a poser.

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Hikkichan Dox

New information about hikkichan as been found

Progress is being made

Youtube cross referenced with soundclould revealed a Ashley Hanrahan age 19 who lives in Virginia. Looks like she was at Rappahannock Community College.

Dox Completed

Hikkichan Dox

Vital

Name: Ashley Hanrahan AKA Noriko

DOB: Unknown

Age: 19 to 22

Landline: (757) 497-3731

Location: 8013 Stowbridge Ln Norfolk VA 23505-1406 - Naval Station Norfolk

Education: Rappahannock Community College.

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Usernames: nadeshiko, 37564nadeshiko,4649nadeshiko, visiunadeshiko, zombiebeatz2000

Email: wonderfultriangular@hotmail.co.jp

AIM: Flight M32

Skype: noriblasters

Family: Mark J Hanrahan , Suzanne M Hanrahan , William J Hanrahan , Yasmine M Hanrahan , Alexis B Hanrahan

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Social Media

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/zombiebeatz2000 and https://www.youtube.com/user/37564nadeshiko and https://www.youtube.com/user/nadesicola/videos

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ashley.hanrahan.33

WordPress: https://visiunadeshiko.wordpress.com/ and https://nadesicola.wordpress.com/

SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/37564nadeshiko and https://soundcloud.com/4649nadeshiko

Linkedin: https://www.linkedin.com/in/ashley-hanrahan-28273553

Devientart: https://4649nadeshiko.deviantart.com/

Fandalism: http://fandalism.com/4649nadeshiko

Tumblr: http://nadesico-la.tumblr.com/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/nadesicola

FunnyJunk: https://twitter.com/nadesicola

PayPalCommunity: https://www.paypal-community.com/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/5036925

Myproana:http://www.myproana.com/index.php/topic/47635-someone-stop-me-i-feel-a-binge-coming-on/ (Confirmed location as King George VA)

Other information:

https://yuki.la/r9k/38671785

https://randomarchive.com/board/b/thread/674609812

She has dual citizenship in USA and Japan

Father is in the navy

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CP poster running rampant

Attention, please report any CP you see. There is some faggot using a VPN and posting CP all over /b/.

Also stop wasting VPNs that could be used by other people, thanks.