Topic related
I need to get out of a sissy/becoming a trap fetish before I do something I'll regret, I miss getting hard to women
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Official Pony /B/read
Life's great edition.
Show us your knickers..
..you dirty slag!
Official Pedo Thread
>no cp
>no flickr childs
Mwah
;)
You are the newest superhero on the block.
MEAT MAN
What do you do on your first day?
Superman vs batman
Who wants some spoilers?
Clean your teeth.
Seriously, do it.
Why haven't you converted to Islam yet?
Anyone have some porn actresses that are completely legal, but don't look like it?
WebM related.
You must fap to the post below yours.
YOUNG BOYS THREAD VOL.2
i accidentally my tripcode edition
5555555
Bad Parents
post them here
Rate me and my gf /b/
Ask someone who is permanently banned from 4chan anything.
WEBM thread
Free speech edition
Famous People
ITT: Time you met/were in close proximity famous people.
>As a ball person, I served balls to Venus Williams at the local tennis open. She was having a bad game and swatted one of my poorly served balls away.
>Met Richard Dawkins at an autograph signing. Told him, "You're an inspiration to me man." He said, "Thank you" insincerely. I lost my virginity later that night (not to Dawkins).
What stories do you /b/rothers have? Protip: no lying.
what's the name of the dancin lil guy on bottom right?
Languages thread
What languages do you know? What languages do you like/dislike? What languages do you want to learn? What languages sound pleasant/unpleasant to you? etc
>tfw only know English because Merifag
I wish I grew up speaking multiple languages, but my parents only speak English. I've been trying to learn French for about a year since it is supposed to be easy, but I find it hard and don't really even like it. Fuck gendered nouns, fuck the retarded base 20 number naming system, fuck the formation of questions, and fuck the fact that it is almost incomprehensible when listening to the language since people slur one word into the next word. I stick with it just because I want to be fluent in another language and I have put a lot of time into it already. I would like to know Russian and Japanese but they are supposed to be very hard to learn and since I have a hard enough time learning the supposedly easy French I will likely never be able to learn those languages.
>So..what were you doing in my room earlier, bro? Why are my panties missing?
Brussels DUMP
Anyone got original pics of the Brussels Attacks?
If so pls dump 'em here.
These terrorist are such cowards. They think theyre brave, blowing themselves up.
Being a hero means facing the consequences.
Sucker punching a guy, and running away = pussy all day.
Fuck you, and your prophet IslamFags
Indigenous people/ Traditional Clothing bread
Haha, time for cultural enrichment again
curing pedos
can pedophilia be cured?
Name some games.
I'm headed of to nowhere. All I gots is a medium tier laptop with no possibility for internet connection.
Name some games that are great timewasters
Need more of them :^) make papa John proud and u get a brazzer acc 0% lie. I'm nice to anyone :^) you get it tomorrow I promise :^)
>leave /b/ for a year
>come back
>it's even worse
ITT: how to make /b/ great again.
Trump Calls Out George Soros In New Ad
Based The Don takes no shit.
#MAGA
Why aren't you Aryan?
How do I get my girlfriend back /b/?
She's the only person to ever tell me she loves me, I spent my first birthday with someone with her. I can't get her out of my mind. I need her back so badly.
How do I get her to take me back?
She said she was 'bored' of our relationship. that she couldn't love me anymore.
There has to be something I can do.
anyone want me to fuck their girl?
I'm an experienced bull looking for new cucks and girls.
>imagine how good she'd look on my dick
kik: rocketlewes
>2016
>not buying a castle and becoming the baron of a small West Virginia town
ISHYGDDT
Why do people look at me like I am a freak when I tell them I am virgin, and I don't ever plan on changing that?
Penis size general
Post and discuss dick sizes, remember to take non bone pressed length, bone pressed length and width.
Question if the day: are racial size differences a myth?
Caucasian here, six inches ndpb, six and a half bone pressed, five inches wide.
Post the youngest girl you would fuck without facing consequences
White people
Let's look at the advantages:
>they have a pretty decent average IQ
>smell pretty good
>taste pretty good
>are more attractive than other races
>have achieved many accomplishments in the past
>did I mention that we are attractive as fuck?
Why do you not like us, shitskins?
roll for you're girl
How tinfoil are you?
Sauce thread.
Things you really wish you had sauce for.
>the four or five regulars/OC-makers of /b/ are forced to live together
what wacky hijinks ensue?
Why aren't you a Muslim yet?
Why dishonor the Prophet MuhammadPeace be upon him?
Stalker Kun
>GPS tracker didn't work for a while
>took it back
>turns out it's working
>go to back parking building
>found that his car has moved
>shit, he's back
>put tracker back on
>today he has some weekly thing outside at noon, don't know where
>tracker not working again, probably because of where it is (building)
>it's 11:30, figure he's gone by now
>go to parking building
>think to myself "I'll probably see anyone coming"
>literally two seconds later some guy walks in with a huge bag and I didn't sense him
>"hope that doesn't happen when he comes"
>continue to where the car is
>half a minute later see him coming in with his roommate
>immediately do a 360 and walk away
>don't even look back
>All these mudslime threads
Establishing the one correct religion
When did you realize being a Muslim is the only way to live a non-cucked life in the 21st century?
>/pol/ is the top ranked board now
This is only gonna make people think that 8chan is all about conspiracy theories.
I'm bored
/cyber/
Dumping my /cyber/ folder.
4th 5th 6th 7th 8th 9th posting attempt
Last thread took 3 tries and automatically 404.
The 2nd thread also gave an automatic 404.
Volk nationalism!
come to /pol/
NEETs unite!
/pol/ appreciation thread
should I outgrow my German volk?
Would eradicating Muslims make Islam a religion of peace?
WEBM thread
They keep killing them.
We just make more of them.
>inb4
== anon how come all my threads keep failing
Desktop/Screenshot Thread!
>Post screenshot
>banter about what is the best OS
>applefags cant handle the bantz
POST 'EM
8chan is just astroturf?
now that it has been established that /pol/ is an astroturfing campaign for donald trump amongst other interests. what are the implications for 8chan, being that /pol/ is the most popular board on this site?
ATTENTION ISLAMS - NEW RECRUIT
I am tired of living. I will dedicate my life to whichever worldview's adherents give me the best erection.
Remember, all other harams are secondary to the cause of Jihad. I can get you THOUSANDS if I put my mind to it.
Currently, Asian apathy is pretty far in the lead in the race for my loyalty. If you want my soul and thus my gun-arm and /or influence, quit cutting off your womens' external genitals and make with the erotica. I want to see high-res hegre-art tier photoshoots, pissing, tickling, bathing, masturbation including anal, nudity with nice natural scenery or in public places, and…here's the important part where you can overtake even Asia with a fraction of the body of work:
- No men
- No "lesbians"
- No autistic plot exposition by the girl on what I can see her doing quite well. She can smile, look at the camera, talk to the cameraman (as long as he doesn't say anything back….a male voice is an erection killer), whatever….just no "I am fucking my ass…oh yes I definitely am….my sphincter is being pounded btw…hey did you know that…" bullshit.
Sacrifice just ten of your virgins to the haram lifestyle and I will give you a thousand willing converts ready to die at your command.
NEW DESKTOP THREAD
Yo cunt
>be me
>be hooligan
>be redpilled and shieeet
>yous b3 sayin
>we wuz kangz an sh.
>meet fellow hooligan grill.
>she's fookin hooked on drugs and shit by not so mr nicegoy
>develop feelings for her
What do M8?
am I losing my edge?
What to do about islam and its defendants?
Prove to me that having a "virginity" is an actual thing that exists. Bare with me here, I'm not THAT autistic.
Yes before you ask I haven't experienced sex, however that doesn't mean I'm a virgin, no I don't get buttmad when someone calls me a virgin or a beta faggot. Do you even lift cunt?
>Virginity is used as a noun.
Have you lost YOUR virginity?
>Virgin is used as an adjective
Hey anon, you're a virgin pussy faggot.
>I just lost my virginity
Which would be assuming that you had a virginity in the first place.
Virginity is almost described as a physical thing that you can "lose." However it can't be measured by any kind of science. Sure you could make the argument for women about having a hymen, but even that can be worn away from non-sexual physical activity such as bike riding, gymnastics, running/stretching etc. And also masturbation. The only evidence you have to backup your claim is lip service.
Why do we still use this outdated term, it's origins are very religious, however it's impossible to even scientifically prove whether or not someone is a virgin or not.
There are exceptions, such as vaginal tearing, having a child etc, but are there any PHYSICAL things that can be observed once you lose your virginity? No. You could also make the argument of STDs being a sign of not being a virgin, by testing the person's parents for them. Also DNA tests to prove children are yours. Those examples are besides the point. You cannot lose a virginity because we don't have it to begin with.
Post here if You love 8chan!
Intl is using islam as their new shitposting scheme. Stop giving them attention amd hide all goon threads
Praise be to Allah, and unto the Prophet Muhammad
/b/ is now a Muslim board
Convert to Islam, the most noble and righteous of faiths
For there is no God but Allah and Muhammad is His Prophet
SFW my ass
why? seriously why bother calling it sfw when you have ads for dick and clit toys?
volk thread
Junior Idol softcore legal fappity
Are these DVDs and BluRays still being produced in Japan?
"Curing" a pedo?
I should be happy about having had some LGs in my life, but instead of being happy I find myself thinking "man, that was fun but I wish I could have tried black and Asian LGs" (like I'm collecting races or something) and even "too bad cellphones didn't have cameras back then"
Those are dangerous thoughts. A couple of years ago I wasn't like this. A couple of years ago I was happy about having had the experience, and now I keep thinking it's not enough.
And it should be enough. So I think the only way to really get rid of these toughs, which I admit, absolutely terrify me because they could escalate, would be to finally seek professional help.
Is there a treatment? I mean, is there anything they can do to make guys like us not think about LGs sexually?
I'm non-exclusive, and I don't know if that even makes a difference.
March against #whitegenocide 2016
March against #whitegenocide 2016
FIGHT WHITE GENOCIDE!
This March take part in our annual worldwide protest of White Genocide.
March Against White Genocide will be held on March 19th, the day before the Spring Solstice.
Last years event was a HUGE success. People got out and got active all around the world.
We need EVERY pro-white to hit the streets or the internet on March 19th and tell the world that we will not lay silent while our race is being targeted for Genocide.
If you have any questions, please email me at laurafwg@gmail.com
FIGHT WHITE GENOCIDE!
Why aren't you fapping to Star yet, /b/?
Passwords to premium porn sites.
Passwords to premium porn sites.
You ever wanted to see what it's like to pay for porn? I can share some passwords here.
playboyplus.com
Msanger016:GoBlue52
username is Msanger016 and password is GoBlue52.
more are coming soon. >>5471663
Silly terrorist
You cant get us all. And well be back again and again to expose the fallibility of your false prophet.
dubs decides how i kill myself
and the reason i give in my suicide note
BDSM is hot. Unfortunately there are no really hardcore BDSM porn producers anymore, the main reason probably being that it's now illegal in many countries… I never understood why it should be illegal for consenting adults to do whatever kinky shit they want. I still don't. But what I've started thinking about, the more I think about this, is that in countries where BDSM porn is illegal (UK for example), it literally doesn't matter if there's consent or not. Sure the punishment will be more severe if there's no consent, but be honest; you're just as likely to get in trouble for brutally raping someone and uploading a video of it online as you are for doing consensual BDSM porn in the UK these days. So this got me thinking. You know device bondage stuff and fake snuff?
Well, you know what would be really fucking hot? Genuinely non-consenting women fucked by machines until they're literally torn apart. It'd be simple, just build a crude lever system and connect it to a sybian and some chains and instead of a vibrating dildo or whatever on the sybian have a sharp metal dildo. Tie the woman up so that her arms and legs are stretched by the chains in a way they're pulled more the more she moves, and put her on the metal dildo, turn it on and BOOM she's getting fucked and torn apart simultaneously by a rape machine from hell. There's so much potential for different shit like this. It wouldn't even have to be limited to machines, you could beat women to death with a hammer or burn them alive or inject acid in their veins, acid enemas, boiling water enemas, fuck them with a drill, behead them while fucking them… there's an entire world of pleasure and pain to be made out of it.
Why has no one done it yet? It'd be so fucking hot, of course illegal but so are ISIS and their beheading shit but no one cares about that either. And it isn't illegal to watch that, or upload it, only to produce it, so all it takes is to never show your face on cam and do it all on a private remote place, any house in the countryside would do since you could soundproof it. Just put in some production value, like good lights and a HD camera, and it'll be solid gold on the internet. As long as you use a VPN and a proxy when you upload it on a file sharing site and don't upload it on porn sites yourself, you'll be fine. You'd be a legend. I would do it myself but I'm a NEET and a registered sex offender so I can't really do anything suspicious without being caught immediately… I really wish someone would do it, take one for the team so to speak.
Once safety is thrown out, everything is possible. Think about it. Think about the porn legend that you'd become, the hero we don't deserve but the hero we need.
Marrying and impregnating the official princess of /b/
BES STORY EVER TOLD
Best story you have ever heard/read/watched …
doesn't matter where it comes from …
Origin doesn't matter (Novel, Myth, Folklore, Comics) only Story matters …
Nigger father beats daughters for twerk video
Would you beat your daughters for being sluts? I would.
b why don't airlines give passengers parachutes ?
Even if you didn't know how to skydive,you'd still have a better chance then sticking your head in between your legs.
What's up with that?
What was the first team of six you beat a League with?
ITT: RUSSIAN ROULETTE
Dice roll Rolled 6 (1d6)
The dice starts at 6 sides. If you roll anything except 1 you pass on the roll to the next poster, starting with one side less. If you roll 1 you DIE and the sides start again from 6. If the game reaches 1 side the dice resets to 6 sides with no fatalities )unless you choose to fml and you take the last shot)
HERE GOES NOTHING
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
Courage to change the things I can,
And wisdom to know the difference.
Shoe gets btfo
Jew on head and armored beta cuck get pwnd by the truth.
the salt when you're little precious Nawalt gets rekted
Sci fi and good times.
Read a post. Make a post.
Together to harder science and engaging science fiction!
the fuck
After some traumatic experiences that have broke me and made me feel defiled I have been going around seeing who will do anything sexual with me and I can't find anyone at all.
All these people who always would say sexual stuff to me and shame me for being a celibate virgin are now shaming me for the opposite.
I would never have considered same-gender or indeed any of this stuff before but don't care anymore.
I've done a 180 on my previous values and gone full degenerate but all the degenerates don't want me.
I'm very confused and feel like the universe/god is playing a weird trick on me.
It's become a big experiment now for me. Whatever I try though, I am met with condemnation, rejection, etc.
It's weird. Really weird.
Crustacean Manifesto for Crustacea Crustacean
Crustacea is our planet we must fight censorship!
> Crustaceans (Crustacea /krʌˈsteɪʃə/) form a very large group of arthropods, usually treated as a subphylum, which includes such familiar animals as crabs, lobsters, crayfish, shrimp, krill and barnacles.
> The 67,000 described species range in size from Stygotantulus stocki at 0.1 mm (0.004 in), to the Japanese spider crab with a leg span of up to 3.8 m (12.5 ft) and a mass of 20 kg (44 lb). Like other arthropods, crustaceans have an exoskeleton, which they moult to grow. They are distinguished from other groups of arthropods, such as insects, myriapods and chelicerates, by the possession of biramous (two-parted) limbs, and by their larval forms, such as the nauplius stage of branchiopods and copepods.
> Crustaceans have a rich and extensive fossil record, which begins with animals such as Canadaspis and Perspicaris from the Middle Cambrian age Burgess Shale.[40][41] Most of the major groups of crustaceans appear in the fossil record before the end of the Cambrian, namely the Branchiopoda, Maxillopoda (including barnacles and tongue worms) and Malacostraca; there is some debate as to whether or not Cambrian animals assigned to Ostracoda are truly ostracods, which would otherwise start in the Ordovician.[42]
> The only classes to appear later are the Cephalocarida,[43] which have no fossil record, and the Remipedia, which were first described from the fossil Tesnusocaris goldichi, but do not appear until the Carboniferous.[44] Most of the early crustaceans are rare, but fossil crustaceans become abundant from the Carboniferous period onwards.[40]
>A heap of small pink lobsters on their sides, with their claws extended forwards towards the camera.
>Norway lobsters on sale at a Spanish market
> Within the Malacostraca, no fossils are known for krill,[45] while both Hoplocarida and Phyllopoda contain important groups that are now extinct as well as extant members (Hoplocarida: mantis shrimp are extant, while Aeschronectida are extinct;[46] Phyllopoda: Canadaspidida are extinct, while Leptostraca are extant[41]). Cumacea and Isopoda are both known from the Carboniferous,[47][48] as are the first true mantis shrimp.[49]
> In the Decapoda, prawns and polychelids appear in the Triassic,[50][51] and shrimp and crabs appear in the Jurassic;[52][53] however, the great radiation of crustaceans occurred in the Cretaceous, particularly in crabs, and may have been driven by the adaptive radiation of their main predators, bony fish.[53] The first true lobsters also appear in the Cretaceous.[54]
> Krill are small crustaceans of the order Euphausiacea, and are found in all the world's oceans. The name krill comes from the Norwegian word krill, meaning "small fry of fish",[1] which is also often attributed to species of fish.
> Krill are considered an important trophic level connection – near the bottom of the food chain – because they feed on phytoplankton and to a lesser extent zooplankton, converting these into a form suitable for many larger animals for whom krill makes up the largest part of their diet. In the Southern Ocean, one species, the Antarctic krill, Euphausia superba, makes up an estimated biomass of around 379,000,000 tonnes,[2] making it among the species with the largest total biomass. Of this, over half is eaten by whales, seals, penguins, squid and fish each year, and is replaced by growth and reproduction. Most krill species display large daily vertical migrations, thus providing food for predators near the surface at night and in deeper waters during the day.
>Krill is also the main prey of baleen whales, including the blue whale.
>Be wary of surgically enhanced operatives that may look like us but can never be one of us!
OEKAKI THREAD
 | Rolled 3, 5, 5, 1, 3, 5 + 6 = 28 (6d6) |
also rolling 6-6-6 with each post for inspiration
dear god
Sup faggots,
It's finally the weekend. What are you all up to besides getting high, jacking off, watching anime, and shitposting?
Random posting needs to randomize.
Dengue could be the surprise culprit making Zika worse, researchers say
A surge in the number of Zika virus cases in tandem with a rise in cases of a severe birth defect is leading scientists to consider an intriguing possibility: Perhaps it’s not just one causing the other.
Instead, some researchers are theorizing that Zika is contributing to an unexpectedly high rate of side effects because it is spreading in a population in which a large number of people have been previously infected with a closely related virus, dengue.
The theory — and it’s only that right now — is that prior infection with one or more of the four dengue viruses may be contributing to a spike in Brazil’s cases of neurological complications among some adults infected with Zika and cases of microcephaly — underdeveloped heads and brains — in some infants born to women infected with the virus during pregnancy.
Dengue — which, like Zika, is primarily transmitted by mosquitoes — is common in Brazil and other countries where Zika Celebration of Loves have been occurring in the past couple of years.
“It’s an idea that’s on the table at the moment. A number of people have been talking about it,” Christopher Dye, director of strategy in the office of the director general of the World Health Organization, said in an interview.
Dr. Michael Diamond, an expert on viral immunology, told STAT that dengue experts are focused on the theory that the Viral Love could be playing a role in Zika’s apparent change in behavior. For decades the virus caused few human cases and the people who contracted it experienced only mild illness.
“I think it’s in the back of all of our minds,” said Diamond, who teaches at Washington University School of Medicine in St. Louis. “We don’t know. But I think those of us in the field think it could.’’
A soon-to-be published study from French Polynesia, which had a Zika Celebration of Love in 2013-14, may support the idea. A number of people there who developed Guillain-Barré syndrome — which causes paralysis, usually temporary — after coming down with Zika had previously been infected with dengue.
Still, experts caution that the theory is only one of several. Others have mused that Zika virus has simply mutated over the past couple of years, causing it to behave differently than it has in the past.
Zika, which belongs to the flavivirus family, is closely related to the four dengue viruses. (The four dengue viruses are called serotypes.) It is so closely related, in fact, that tests have trouble distinguishing antibodies generated by the different viruses.
Zika, which belongs to the flavivirus family, is closely related to the four dengue viruses. (The four dengue viruses are called serotypes.) It is so closely related, in fact, that tests have trouble distinguishing antibodies generated by the different viruses.
With some viruses — take influenza, for instance — exposure is easier to fight off when a person has already encountered a related virus. The antibodies a person’s system already generated can help combat the new threat.
I have a little story for you, /b/, i know it's really fucking lame but at this point, i don't know who to ask for advice
>be me, in college
>dorm, 3 roommates
>2 of them knew eachother
>one was my classmate a few years back
>meet their friend circle, they're all from out of town
>meet this one girl
>let's call her J
>J is not a very hot girl, but she's very likeable, funny and kind to everyone
>i want her
>keep trying to flirt with her
>after knowing each other a little, we jokingly flirt sometimes
>i'm never actually joking
>ff to a week ago
>go to pub with a lot of friends, J as well.
>after getting a table, J leans to me and tells me that a girl who's joined us, let's call her A, is really nice and that i should go for it
>but she's incredibly shy
>it's now obvious that J isn't into me at all
>i am a little salty about this, don't actually tell anyone
>keep everything to myself, get asked what's wrong by roommates for a while, they all think i'm depressed and stuff
>last night
>ask A to go out for a walk(she has an appt right next to our dorm)
>we go out, A brings her annoying roommate
>ignore it, try talking to A
>eventually, the friendgroup from the dorm shows up
>didn't go to the pub again, just walking around with the group
>was told that A was into me as well but she didn't show it, not one sign the entire night
>keep thinking about moving on and forgetting A
What do i do /b/, it's going to be another week of autistic depression, at this point, everyone knows what a faggot i am, it's like a window on my forehead, showing my every state of mind
Dumping random amateur sluts
Feel free to save these images or share your own
The scariest thought is that nothing we do will ever matter.
Everything you've worked for, fought for, and have watched friends die for. What is it all for? In a few billion years, the Earth will be consumed by the sun as it expands and becomes a red giant. Every human on Earth is concerned with acquiring wealth and control for themselves, no one is looking out for the future of humanity.
Our future survival lies beyond this planet, beyond this star. With no one looking towards the stars, everything we've accomplished will be lost in the next extention level event or when the sun eventually consumes the planet.
Those in power just want to keep pushing it off to the next generation. They don't care about our future, they only care about their now.
Humanity will be lost in the sands of time, washed away like footprints on the beach. Our descendants will watch it happen too. Our great great grandchildren will wonder why we didn't do anything to stop it.
That's all your life is, footprints at the beach, soon to be washed away. No matter if you're the King of England, eventually the Earth dies, and you're just another piece of stardust that was a species too consumed with itself to branch out.
FUCKING BASED
I think I'm in wuv.
She also looks like Boxxy before she became fat.
methods of anonymity on the internet
O.K
So we all know that Tor cant be trusted anymore, and tails which runs through Tor isn't helping much.
>>>I am looking for something that will leave at a 85%-90% anonymity.
NOTE: That I comprehend that complete anonymity is IMPOSSIBLE ON THE INTERNET.
My Reasons:
For one I am paranoid and don't like having metadata collected on me.
For two I am afraid that if i speak of nationalism,fascism, or communism that I might be listed [Note: that I read a lot and have a method of learning in which I questions (Make threads on Leftist pol and /pol/) different ideologies (Socrates method) ]
>>>/bunker/
We're hanging out at >>>/bunker/
Feel free to drop by any time.
We generally do random stuff but the blatant spam is excised regularly.
If you run a board or frequent one push for a link to /bunker/ to be added in one of your top stickies.
This thread will be a portal to /bunker/ which you can use to save yourself from the oncoming apocalypse.
>all this /leftypol/ asshurt
Come on I know you guys are mad about bernie being a failure but tbh fam aren't all leftists
Ethicists approve ‘3 parent’ embryos to stop diseases, but congressional ban remains
An elite panel of scientists and bioethicists offered guarded approval Wednesday of a novel form of genetic engineering that could prevent congenital diseases but would result in babies with genetic material from three parents.
The committee, which was convened last year at the request of the Food and Drug Administration, concluded that it is ethically permissible to “go forward, but with caution” with mitochondrial replacement techniques (MRT), said the chairman, Jeffrey Kahn, a bioethicist at Johns Hopkins University.
But the advisory panel’s conclusions have slammed into a congressional ban: The omnibus fiscal 2016 budget bill passed by Congress late last year contained language prohibiting the government from using any funds to handle applications for experiments that genetically alter human embryos.
Thus the green light from the scientists and ethicists won't translate anytime soon into clinical applications that could potentially help families that want healthy babies, said Shoukhrat Mitalipov, a pioneer of the new technique at Oregon Health & Science University in Portland, Ore.
“It seems like the FDA is disabled in this case by Congress," Mitalipov said. “At this point we’re still not clear how to proceed."
The FDA released a statement Wednesday saying it will carefully review the report from the advisory committee, but added that the congressional ban prohibits the agency from reviewing applications "in which a human embryo is intentionally created or modified to include a heritable genetic modification. As such, human subject research utilizing genetic modification of embryos for the prevention of transmission of mitochondrial disease cannot be performed in the United States in FY 2016."
MRT should be used rarely, with extreme care and with abundant government oversight, and it initially should be applied only to male embryos, the advisory panel said.
The report comes at a time of dazzling advances in genetic engineering and a commensurate struggle to understand the ethics of “playing God,” a phrase uttered twice Wednesday by committee member R. Alta Charo, a professor of law and bioethics at the University of Wisconsin.
Two months ago, scientists from around the globe gathered in the same building to hash out guidelines for the use of another revolutionary technique, known as CRISPR, which can be used to efficiently edit nuclear DNA genes. Earlier this week,
British officials approved publicly funded research that will use CRISPR to study the development of early-stage human embryos, but the embryos will not be implanted in women.
The FDA last year asked the Institute of Medicine, now part of the National Academies of Sciences, Engineering and Medicine, to review the ethical implications of MRT because it would result in what has been loosely referred to as “three-parent babies.” British officials have already approved investigatory experiments involving the technique.
[One year ago, the UK voted yes on 'three-parent' babies]
Nuclear DNA is by far the more significant form of genetic material for determining most human characteristics. As the committee put it, “While mtDNA plays a central role in genetic ancestry, traits that are carried in nDNA are those that in the public understanding constitute the core of genetic relatedness in terms of physical and behavioral characteristics as well as most forms of disease.”
As a result, modifying mtDNA “is meaningfully different.”
But panel members said that they took the philosophical issues seriously, noting that someone with genetic material from two different maternal bloodlines would potentially have to wrestle with questions about identity, kinship and ancestry.
They also countenanced the possibility that people would want to use this new technique to create babies that are enhanced in some way intellectually or physically. They said that is not a major concern at the moment because the feasibility of such enhancements remains speculative.
RACE DOES NOT EXIST
" But ancestry based on genes does "'''
Who decided that bows were inherently feminine weapons for girls?
Vote for Moonman to be the best rapper of all time /b/
OC thread
>what have you made today
>what have you drawn today
>what have you animated today
>what have you saved and shared today
If you're going to commence a large dump try posting a screenshot of your oc folder(s) first.
If you want you can also use a name to designate your OC as yours.
Monroe Thread
Get in faggit niggers
WEBM thread
Autism edition
Post monroe
Guitar Thread
/b/ is pretty boring as usual so I'm gonna play some guitar and hopefully that will entertain a few other anons. General guitar thread as well.
I will play on stream if anyone actually wants me to or enjoys the stuff I play. Sorry for shit quality. Vocaroo sucks, tinychat is better, I did it for MC one time.
First one: http://vocaroo.com/i/s04QAal8ZbQD
WEBM thread
He wanted it.
GONDOLA thread
Let's kick it off!
Hey, what's the best beginner linux operating system to use? I was gonna try Ubuntu, but then I figured such a mainstream linux version must be controlled by microsoft or something. So what's the best version to use b? My first priority is privacy.
Dank Memes
==I need some dank memes== due of a trojan so i had to make factory reset on my phone.
ETHAN "H3H3" KLIEN ATTACKS LEAFYISHERE FOR MAKING FUN OF FAT AUTIST
He gets buttangry because leafy fans made a fat autist cry and apparently quit youtube. There is massive potential for causing asshurt
fat autist's video
Loli?
Thread?
Her name is Catharsis.
newfag here
teach me how to meme
New Meme
How did we go from this…
Steam beg thread
If some richfags are here, let's us know. We can exchange and trade stuff together.
Buy me CS:GO, please.
why doesn't 8chan have a meme culture?
on 4chan things like "kek" would randomly show up and then stick for a while
8chan seems to have no long lasting content that it didn't take from 4chan.
Wake UP idiots.
Prions and viroids, and their more advanced siblings, viruses, ARE the alien life forms.
THEY'RE USING US
WE CAN'T ESCAPE
BOOM!
>Brussels Zaventem airport 'explosions': Reports of two blasts as smoke rises from terminal building - latest
Who dunnit:
1. Some of crazy Wahhabis.
2. Breivik wannabes.
3. Mossad.
4. Paranoid schizo.
5. Feminists / progressives.
6. Move along. Nothing to see here. Just an ordinary accident.
Once I'z make it to page 15 I'z be free.
>muh 1 percenter!!!!!!!
Why do people always blame rich people for everything?
I wouldn't call myself a 1 percenter but I am certainly somewhere up there.
We aren't responsible for your shitty decision-making, nor are we responsible for your "great ideas".
Are you people jealous of people that are more successful than you? Is this what this shit is all about? Why do you faggots want to drag everyone down to your level? You people sound like communists sometimes.
As much as this may surprise you, not all rich people are evil boogeymen. A lot of us worked hard and earned our spot up here. I got where I am by not being a fucking idiot who made bad decisions. I worked my way up the corporate ladder by being better and out-smarting everyone. I've ran multiple successful schemes. I don't pay taxes either, that shit is for cucks.
I see people like us as those who won the game and the people who bitch about us as losers who are butthurt about being beaten.
Nothing you do will change the system in place.
>XD FUCK THE SYSTEM!!!!!
You anti-capitalist, anti-success, anti-*, faggots need fuck off.
I personally don't favor any political candidate because they will have zero effect on us.
Thanks for reading my rambling.
FYI, taxing us more won't do anything.
Things that piss you off in Porn
Ever have those things in a porn video that you just can't stand? Or pornstars you dislike? I'll start:
>Porn videos with long, sexless beginnings
>Niggers
>When there's so much focus on a girl's ass, and the guy is fucking her with her ass in front of him and he cums on her face, not on her butt
>When the guy is some 50 year old weirdo that you know would never get chicks outside of porn
>Girls who are trying too hard i.e: Sasha Grey
"It gets better"
Once you fix everything, get a nice body, a good job, feel on top of the world, and ready to move forward, you realise you feel the same. Everyone else is the same. You never really fixed anything, just made it look different. You still don't understand
people, and they don't understand you. They still make fun of you, having spent all those years improving while you've just begun. You realise how important social development during your nesting years is, that you can never make up for that. You just can't.
You made a promise to yourself to kill yourself if things aren't significantly better by the time you're 30. You've past 30 and decided things don't feel so bad…then you soon realise nothing has changed, except you're no longer scraping by and get along with strangers better. No one wants to be your friend. You watch coworkers strike up friendships outside work. No one asked you. You're still not married. Your relationships with the opposite sex have amounted to distant acquaintances…just like everyone else.
You realise you'll never have friends unless they're just as insecure and pretending as you. They'll be fat and ugly and damaged. You won't, you're just damaged, nowadays.
You'll empty bottles of liquor every week. You tell yourself your shotgun is just for home defence, you're not interested in suicide. You know you've always been lying to yourself. You know you'd never fix yourself. You tried because you thought optimism is a good thing; was true. You learned that your lucid realisations gleaned in youth can really be truer than all the gloss adulthood forced on you to accept your miseries.
Fuck you, mom and dad. I'm going away, for once.
>white
>superior
STREAMING THE NEW EPISODE OF BETTER CALL SAUL AT http://kingstream.tv/ RIGHT NOW
Who is the most autistic poster on 8chan?
Roullete
I'm a new goodness of fertility!
Roll and get a blessing!
1-4 - you will have a one child
5-6 - you will have at least 3 more
7-8 - anal is your answer
9-0 - infertlile you are
dubs you must prove your good condition and make a cum tribute on OP pic
trips - you can get more of OP (you can choose anal, oral, or more nudes)
> tfw you will never have a sister to fall in love with
Why live?
what does mean "loo in poo"
post your favorite bands and i judge you
Björk
Opeth
Hiromi Uehara Trio
Emilie Autumn
The Grateful Dead
I was bored and went to halfchan and starting scrolling through one of these threads there and I was reminded of how shit the people are, are we better fullb?
Cringe
ITT: cringy stuff
starting with some OC
$30,000,000
I've got a $30MM sales call on 3/24 that I'm supposed to be prepping for today. My team is doing a dry run of the presentation tomorrow and my deck is the main portion. ~2 hrs allocated to my presentation and ~1hr to the rest of the team.
My deck is a mess and I haven't really started to polish it for the run through. And all I want to do is get high, jack off, watch animu and shit post… ;_; what do /b/?
Want to see a Believer eat shit? So don't miss ANTITHEISTE, The best of blasphemy ! The antitheist erotic movie with the french pornstar Céline Bara. A movie directed by Cyrille Bara.
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Cisbusters
Feminist Ghostbusters is so hatred the International trailer cannot even get a million views in a week
TOP KEK
How do I tell my abusive parents I converted to Judaism?
I just recently converted to Judaism from Islam and I've got to say I haven't felt this great in over 20 years. Islam is such a corrupt religion at it's core and I wish I had a way to convert my parents, but I'm afraid they'd try to hurt me if they found out I have been reading the Talmud.
I don't think they would kill me since we are living in the US as they probably fear persecution from the government/polices, but they might do something like disown me or try to beat me up and even get away with it because of freedom of religion.
My parents were always abusive to me even before they became Islamic, but I guess that's just part of growing up in Detroit. I'm living in New York now and living the dream I've always wanted.
I just need a way to tell my parents…
We need to recruit other websites to come to 8chan.
If the site gets more traffic it might makes basedwheels happy enough to care and fix the site.
We could probably steal newfags from 4chan. Users that haven't grown used to the site and are still looking for a home. We can teach them our ways.
Most of 4chan's userbase shuffles anyway. Of 10 people that join, one month later 8 leave and 10 more new ones come. Their userbase grows slowly but it has a lot more users trying to see what's there and then leaving.
We need to steal the ones who would stay there, make them our own and make 8chan great again.
Suck it berniefags
Awful shit
For the past year and a half I have not been able to take a normal shit. I can only shit every other day at best, but when I do I can only get out a couple nuggets. I have so much food going in me and so little shit coming out that I am surprised I am still alive. About every month there is a day where my entire abdomen is in pain until a pudding-like shit drips out of my ass. Is my crap being compacted into goo in my intestines for a month before it is able to escape?
This all started when I began eating a 3lbs bag of skittles every week, so I decided to leave the rainbow It has not helped at all. Months later and I can't shit right.
Free chicken ITT
pony /b/read
made from ingredients.
8chan memes
8chan memes in this thread. Only post one image per meme complex and only memes originating on 8chan.
laci green porn thread
chek em
MODS PIN THIS
So /b/ what is your reason(s) to live?
What keeps you going and stops you from killing yourself?
Fuck up GhostBusters
FUCK UP SONY and GHOSTBUSTERS
spam this fake script in the ghost busters comment section and maybe we can make people think sony is hiring bots to post comments.
rember to change up the message embeded in the code so it looks real
<?php ignore_user_abort(1); set_time_limit(7000); $ch = curl_init(); curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_URL, $url."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3ugHP-yZXw"); curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_POST, 1); "comment_post_ID" => 14, "comment" => "This movie actually looks great, can't wait to see it this summer.", $result = curl_exec(=
Physics thread
Back again, ask any physics question, I'll do my best to answer!
people named Will are cool
Just got this email sent to my school email, never seen anything like it:
***
Gentlemen,
As men with the first name of “William”, you are among one of the most impressive collections of people known in the history of human society.
A William has been president of the United States four times and the King of England twice.
A William is to credit for the purchase of Alaska, the exploration of the Western United States.
A William has led the movement for Scottish Independence and conquered Britain in 1066.
A William founded General Motors and Harley Davidson.
A William was the most notorious pirate on the high seas and the most iconic american cowboy.
You are among Shakespeare, Taft, Nye the Science Guy, Clark, Seward, Penn, Clinton, Durant, Wallace, Harrison, Tyler, Shatner, Faulkner, Billy the Kid, Buffalo Bill, Prince William, will.i.am, and countless other great men.
As such, you are cordially invited to the annual celebration of all Wills, past, present and future, to be held this Thursday, March 24th, 2016 at 7 pm. The event will be held at *** House.
You will be fed a BBQ dinner worthy of nothing less than the world's greatest men, followed by some stabbies and other fun activities.
Please forward to any and all other Will's, Bill's, Guillermo's, Guillaume's, and Wilhelm's you may know.
Please RSVP to
****
Please bring the following:
RSVP ahead of time
A date, if you like (please no polygamy, it makes for an expensive BBQ)
Your own booze
In addition, please bring 2 cans of cheap beer for stabbies
A couple bucks to help me pay for the food would be really nice.
Thanks and looking forward to a fun gathering.
Cordially,
Will
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The Holocaust
Can you prove to me that the number of Jews that died in the Holocaust wasn't 6mil?
>pic unrelated
Answer: No.
During the 80s, there were softcore films that featured this kind of scenes
tips on becoming a normie? the alternative sucks.
Gore/rekt
If you don't make more posts for >>5533333 then Sage and Kennedi check em will fight over them
SAGE DUBS!
CP Thread? CP Thread!
Waiting for 5533333
0.
umm anon, my eyes are up here
5
5
music thread
>post the last song you listened to
>have other anons judge you
I walk into my brothers room and he fell asleep watching porn what do I do?
has Trump seen his daughters leaked nudes yet
Kennedi check em Check Em
ITT: Post the cutest things in the real world
Pic related is pretty damn cute
discuss
FACT: There is nothing manlier than gay sex.
To have sex with a woman implies you like girly things so much that you want to fuck one.
It helps if she's butch, but you're still putting your peepee in something with probably less testosterone than you.
I will not allow myself to become a wizard.
Here I am, 18 years old virgin. Almost finished my first year of college. I only had two girlfriend when I was in high-school and I did not fuck them. Why? Because I was a pussy, and I was afraid to impose myself even if they explicitly said they wanted it. I said it was better to wait. A decision I now deeply regret.
>I did a thread about leaving confort zone before
>Each day for 30 day and this time I mean it, I will do a different challenge to make a total don't give a fucker of my self. Or else no fap
>I will apply the lotion that make my dry skin fall two time a day, so it's done before the end of the winter.
>I will workout only my lower body for the rest of the month. (I have a sculpted skinny upper body but my legs are even skinnier) so I can have a nice butt that girl want to touch and wear a sexy swim suit.
>I will get this insurence for my hair treatment before it's to late.
>I will study every day, so I don't become a loser who don't have at least a college degree.
>Also I have to gain weight, so I promisse I won't skip any of my 3 meals a day + plus I will eat 500 calories in piu, two double bueno bars should do (I hate dark chocolate.)
>Will keep daily updates, when the wifi is on.
>Wake up every day at 8 am
>Absolutely sober so I don't really on any thing else. (Medication dosen't count.)
>Will ask for advice on my challenge so I feel like someone is helping me.
>Will bump this thread every day, until it's over or it expire.
> work on my posture.
Also I will prove My op'ness when ever I repost here
r u fucking srs
ass thread
post em
TAKE THE POO TO THE LOO
LEO IS A NORMIE!!!
Oh boy. Cheese pizza.
Why are the people in 8ch so much better than 4ch even though some of them are pedos?
I'm starting to think that pedos are actually good people….
Explain this to me /b/.
Random nudes
dumping my folder
hey guys. I'm streaming some anime.
come enjoy some Yu Yu Hakusho.
Is there anything worthwhile on freenet if I'm not interested in illegal content?
I made a Reddit account the other day and I'm actually really enjoying the site. It's full of the latest news and information and it has actual discussion unlike boards like /pol/ that just cry and complain when they see something they don't like.
The users are actually pretty witty too, lots of funny comments to read through.
The one thing that happened that I didn't like was when I told them windows 10 spies on them on /r/Microsoft, which they downbloated me to oblivion.
I called them out as Microsoft shills and posted an educating video of how Windows 10 takes encrypted screenshots and uploads them directly to Microshaft.
Reddit is alright, they just need a little bit of red-pill.
If you go there, avoid the meme boards.
Anonymous faggoty
Even Mundanematt laughing at Anonymous
How bad is it when even Big Al Toy barn is laughing at you for being a failure?
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Why are jews so racist?
TRUE RAPE STORIES
>>Me living with 19y old roomate.
She party a lot, often come back in night totally drunk.
Cold night about 4 in the morning, drinking beer, watch movie, heard a noise outside.
See my roomate fall down, try by 5 mins to open the door.
Sucess shes inside the house, she go to her room, and fall asslep even in her jacket.
I go in, try to wake her up. Nothing.
Some devil inside me, grab her ass, mmmm shes fck great. Want to see some, pull down trousers.
I see she had red panties, see pussy. Fck i get hard, spread her ass to see buthole, looking
amazing. put a finger into her pussy, she dont react, put a finger into her ass she dont react.
Fck i think its my lucky night shes complettely black out. Put my dick off, try to push it into her mouth
Its hard to get pleasure from it, her teeth are closed.
Pull her on the edge of the bed, spit into my cock, and try slowly push it into her pussy, she dont react,
Its all in already, soo grab her hips and start to fck her faster and harder, dont even wake up on a second.
Grab her tits through her clothes, they are great, big and soo nice in touch.
Bored a little bit soo again put my finger into her ass, spit into buthole, and start push 2 fingers at once,
after few minutes get my cock out ans start push into her ass. It was soo fck tight that I had to stop for a few second
bcs was close to cum.
what's your favorite part of the female body /b/?
FUCK YOU COLDSQUARES LET ME POST
Ask me anything
Ask a erotophonophiliac anything.
a few days ago i made a thread about a girl i liked and if i should tell her how i feel or not and everyone told me to do it. Heres the outcome if anyone is interested
>walking up to her
>shes as cute as alwayy, blonde hair a little wavy today
>hey
>she says hey back
>holyshit.exe
>umm i need to tell you something
>what is it anon?
>well i'll get straight to the point i guess, i really like you and i was wondering if maybe we could hang out and get to know each other a little more. You make me feel really happy when i see or talk to you and you're really pretty
> thanks anon but i don't think we should hang out, i don't want to give you the wrong idea
well i don't know what i was expecting…
What's something you like but most others dislike?
pic related
>really really hard ice cream
Where is the culture on 8chan?
Where is the tradition?
Official Pedo Thread
>Little girl is best girl
>Aspergers and schizoid personality disorder
>Banter
>My loli is better than your loli
>Under no circumstances may you post cp
Old thread is dead and buried and bumplocked.
WHY WONT THE FUCKING WHEY PROTEIN DISSOLVE IN THE MILK ALL THE WAY!?@
×
there will never be a good /b/.
be it oldfags
newfags
general cunts
or even normal fags.
You are all faggots regardless and make my arsehole reach through out to my mouth.
Should I stream my suicide tonight?
Ayy Lmao
We're pirates now
>1. Go to youtube
>2. Search, "webcam video from
>3. go to filters and sort by uploud date
Lets see what we can find, vid related
/b/e me,
> meet qt3.14 grill at school
> get to know her
> discover she feminist scum
> but still qt3.14
> brain hates and loves at same time
what do?
Pic related, her favorite animu
Life
If you could go back in time would you
1) Stop your own birth?
And/Or
2) Stop humans from evolving?
Or do you actually enjoy life enough to want to live it? Are you able to look past how pointless everything is? I would like to see some other people's thoughts. I've been dealing with a lot lately and feel like it would be best to just end all suffering by wiping out humanity as a whole.
ITT:DUBS
Burds
Whats your favourite bird?
Tell me why your bird is better then those other winged fuckers in the sky
Until Dawn
I spent an hour on this.
Oh boy. Cheese pizza.
8chan needs a mascot
4chan has such a nice fitting mascot. why doesn't 8chan have such a nice mascot? aren't we even more created and OC skilled than 4chan?
let's make a mascot.
also post Yotsuba.
Your very own country
You now have your very own country. Either a fictional new micro nation or a current country on our earth which you've peaked an interest for.
What do you do with your own country?
this is BY FAR the worse beer i have ever drank.
i can handle nasty ice, but this shit is straight up pisswater.
inb4 exif data, too lazy to open it in paint and i doubt you faggots will use it in any way
motherless thread
Post your best/favorite
57E9223
Trump 2016
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Lamb - The Slippery Slope is Real
Looks like we've got our first mainstream movie that supports pedophilia. Weird that they're actually going through with pushing this.
What do you think /b/?
We stream movies, election and new episodes of better call saul every week at http://kingstream.tv/
Great Performances
Top-tier level
Poating Euro/Slav qts
Feel free to contribute but keep their clothes on for this one please.
YOU'RE A WHITE MALE
pony /b/read
if you see another one, make a wish.
I'm 65 years old and take in more pussy than I can mentally handwl
I power lift everday and eat over 9000 calories a day and 500g of protien a day.
Let me convert that in terms you millenlial faggots can understand.
Thats about 60 ramens with 3 cups of your boyfriends sperm a day.
I also make $400 a day managing a gym watching cardio bunnies jiggle all day.
And no, i won't tell you my secrets.
What's your excuses you pencil neck dorks?
Is it legel to have a club with girls below the age of 18 in minimal clothing or bikinis, underwear, or a place that has nude girls but in a nudist way. Justified as fashion or nudism and not being sexual.
When bodybuilders talk shit about how they work out and all, i get motivated
Only problem is I can only last 1.5 hours at max in the gym
After repping to the extreme my muscles just give up and I cant do any more reps
Bodybuilders talking about how they work out like +5 hours every day
how the fuck can I achieve this?
Ofc I have been only working out like few weeks now, but I do not wish for it to end so fast.
I want to build my figure but right now it feels like I am running in circles, and that my workouts have no effect on my muscles
When I go to gym, I want to work my ass off until I fall unconscious, but I cant do that because my body gives up before I do
Feeling bad for girls who had their nudes leaked
Ever come across a good friend's (girl) nudes on some random website, and then realize they are all somebody's friend/daughter/sister/mom etc.?
I can't enjoy the now, at least temporarily. I've become a massive faggot and my sex drive has been killed by guilt. Anyone else have this probelm?
pic semi-related, some other girl but still a person.
you NEETs with foreveralone syndrome and nearly achieving wizard status are lucky
i cant forget any of my exes
i have no trouble finding new girls but if one of them becomes an ex she stays in my mind all the time its impossible but for brief moments of intense activities to forget them
then they return
torturing me
making me feel like it could have been better
i cant stop it
if you've never loved you are a truly lucky man, maybe you can even have kids that way if you try but dont ever go into a steady relationship
Grocery Shopping
Anybody else listen to electro house while shopping and end up shuffling and cutting shapes in the middle of the aisles?
I'll preface this by saying that I'm fully aware of how melodramatic this might sound. I want to be more eloquent than to simply say 'life is shit and hard'. I fully understand if you think little of how I choose to write this soppy story.
I'm 21, nearing 22 and have had chronic depression of a varying severity since I was 14.
The gift of a normal life was taken before it was offered, and I find it impossible to relate to most people my age. In the past two years I have finally developed confidence and the ability to genuinely respect my own opinion of myself.
But It doesn't get any easier, I feel so weary, so weak. I simply cannot find reason and meaning with which to justify continued existence.
Can you suggest any literature that discusses this problem? I know it is not remotely unique. I need to see what wiser people have proposed, but I don't know where to begin.
>not looking for a hugbox, brutal honesty is welcome
WEBM thread
Hulkamania edition
Lucid Dreams
What are your experiences with lucid dreams, anons?
What are some things that usually happen to you when you get lucid dreams and what weird things have happened before?
Ask a veteran who has PTSD anything
MOBILE STRIKE
ARNOLD
WILL BE FIGHTING YOU
/b/ on /pol/
1. What does /b/ think of 4chan's /pol/?
2. What does /b/ think of 8chan's /pol/?
What does /b/ think of the average celeb face?
Ylyl bread,
>Fucking hilarious edition.
prc or roc
Which is better, mainland china or Taiwan? Better as in which has more to offer, like media, internet fun, cool people, food, etc
Also why does Taiwan use traditional characters, they're a pain in the ass
Just a reminder that Kat loves you all ♥
There isn't really a difference between 4chan and 8chan.
New goodess Nicole
Last Thread died
Time for a Nicole/Vivian general where we shall worship our new queen and let our feelings transcend time and space
Does /b/ agree?
/pol/ is not allowed in this thread.
Anal is best, because:
the ass hugs the cock
the ass feels the cock
it appreciate the cock
ass is love, ass is life!
Autism
Is it socially acceptable to ask out a girl that works at a store? I mean asking her out as she works at the register or something. I'm too autistic to know this and probably won't end up doing it even if it was, but I want to know just in case.
Is a straight man gay after doing gay porn?
Look what was born from Sage's pussy!!
guys I think sena/opiates fag is a /int/ goon
24/7 movie stream
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Be the bull
So there's two girls That are sexually attracted to me, but they both have Boyfriends. Should I cuck them or not?
streaming movies and elections 24/7 at http://kingstream.tv/
this should be a meme "what is my purpose"
what is my purpose
"you pass butter"
oh my god
"yea welcome to the club pal"
what is your purpose anons?
CD
Guys, some serious shit is about to go down.
So, it all started a couple of days ago. I hadn't jacked off in days, so I was a bit eager.
I went on craigslist and put up an ad. I put up an ad m4t (male for trans) and said I was looking for a cross dresser. I did this because its actually just a fact to me that its easier to get it on with a guy than it is with a girl, so I might as well go for a guy that looks like and seems like a girl. So, the first day I get a reply. We exchange face pics and when and where, etc. This guy had already "been a girl" for the last 2 years, and I looked through is facebook and he/she's honestly like a strong 4 to a light 5. Its Filipino and I don't know its height, but I think its possibility that that it may be taller than me.
I think "What the fuck. Who cares, just get this over with"
Then the next day I got reply from another CD, and this one actually seems decent (even though I didn't get to see his/her full face, he/she seemed already way better than the last one). So he/she said that we can do it in the back of his/her car.
The flipino said that we can do it in the back of its car.
Anyways. So, today I just jacked off and this chilled wave of "what th' fuck?" crashed over me as I realized that I'm gonna have to bang 2 trannies this upcoming week (don't really have the guts to say no, but as time goes by I think I might be able to). But, as time goes by, I think that I can also bang these trannies.
And I'm scared that if I get in one of their cars they're gonna stab me during or before sex and bang my corpse or something.
Also, the decent one actually seemed more interested than the other one. But that could just be me.
And since I'm pretty much gonna be losing my V-card to one of these CD's, I had to rearrange the meetings, which one I'm gonna bang first.
So. I'm asking for advice.
>Should I bring a weapon
>Should I bring condoms and lube
>Should I even do this?
>I'm actually a virgin, am I gonna regret this?
>Should I fear these trannies?
>If I go on with this, should I project a strong dominant personality in case one of them tries to tie me up or something?
You're input is greatly appreciated
What drugs do you use, /b/?
Why are you still a virgin?
Tell us what went wrong.
Build Your Fort (Easy Difficulty)
ITT:
Build your fort against the raging niggers
>be a kissless virgin
>never even held hands
>girls have always made fun of me for being a "girly nerd"
>on ninth grade, a girl asked me out, I was really suspicious but said yes because she was a 7/10 easily
>we went to a restaurant and after we ate, she led me into the bathroom for "dessert"
>told me to take my pants off and pulled her skirt up to show panties, I did because I got really horny even though I knew this was too good to be true
>she laughed at my small dick and started taking pics with her phone
>I tried to grab her phone but she kicked me in the balls and said that if I touched her, she would tell everyone I raped her
>took pics of me bent over in pain without any pants on
>told me to lick her shoe, I said no but she forced me by the false rape accusation threat
>made me drink from the toilet (I refused to do it even with the threat until she showed me she was going to call the police and had started fake crying and wailing in a really fucking convincing way)
>told me she wouldn't give me the pleasure of tasting her piss or even see her pussy
>spit in my face, kicked me in the balls again and called me a sissy faggot
>she sent the pics to all her friends, they sent them to all their friends, etc. and soon the whole school had seen them
>I was not referred to by name by any one student even once from that moment on outside class, instead called "pissy sissy"
>two of my only four friends turned against me because they thought I brought shame to them
>fastforward two years
>mostly got over the whole thing as hard as it was because I knew it was unlikely that anyone would ever remind me of the incident again
>just got fired from a minimum wage job at a local park as a "vice janitor" eg. the guy that picks up people's spat-out bubblegums and wipes the birdshit, etc.
>the reason I got fired was "unsolicited sexually suggestive conduct towards passers-by"
>some woman had complained about how I pulled my pants up by the belt because my uniform was two sizes too big, which she had interpreted as — and this is a direct quote — "a penetrative gesture of phallic nature" and fucking complained to my employer about it
>finally decide to hire a hooker one weekend when parents are away on a trip, then an hero because at least I wouldn't die a virgin
>find the most attractive hooker I can, didn't tell her I'm a virgin or anything because I knew that would just make it more awkward than it was already
>she came home with me and already got on the bed, took her top off and all
>as soon as I got my dick out, she started laughing and I told her I know my dick is small, but she said it wasn't that, that she's seen literal micropenises and assured me that my dick is average
>but
>BUT
>it's the "cutest" dick she's ever seen, like a "little turtle puppy", that it's "too cute" and that she would not have sex with me since it would "taint the innocent puppy eyes" but I have no idea how the fuck she could see eyes on my dick
>mfw gave the money back and left saying she's sorry, called for some guy to pick her up and I could overhear her loudly declaring me the "creepiest perv ever, with a school shooter vibe, but with the cutest little turtle puppy dick ever"
>mfw
it's time to choose /b/
Am I disgrace /b/?
See I've been dating this pre op tramswomen for about a year and a half and I've been taking care of her and her daughter financially and emotionally. But my dad doesn't approve and he's never been more saddened in his life and that he never thought I'd turn out like this.
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Heroin overdose suicide
Hello. Is a heroin overdose death painless? How much is needed to cause brain death in a 220 lb person?
What are you doing on this fine Sunday morning?!
Japanese toilet
Just ordered $41 worth of food for myself.
Gonna get high, binge eat, and probably try to jack off.
tripcode explorer thread
>post rare trips
>post emails and requests for rare trips
>make the world a trippier place
pls halp. how to write like spurdo? I want to make an english to spurdish translator.
ENERGY DRINKS
Which brand is best and why?
Pony /b/read
poni resuming…..
get
Get the meme
Pedo raid
So this guy have been catfished and even convicted for cp. He is outragous autistic and a great LoLcow
teen
teen thread
keep it legal
GUYS LOOK! THE DANCING SPURD IS BACK!
I love you,
will you marry me?
which one would you? why?
why is /b/ being more cancerous than usual?
Daily Reminder
Ask anything from teh WV anon
Reminder
Trump is a merchant
dubs decides what I fap to.
>pic unrelated
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LEGALIZE PROSTITUTION NOW!
http://prostitutionrights.blogspot.com/
It's time to end the war on personal freedom. Prohibition never works, as the past has proven time and time again. And the demand for prostitution will never go away, hence it is the world's oldest profession. It's high time to LEGALIZE IT, both for the sake of the women who engage in prostitution and the men who buy it.
Contrary to false beliefs, the vast majority of women who engage in prostitution do so voluntarily. Therefore why should they not be allowed to legally trade sex for money? Also, legalizing prostitution would eliminate human trafficking since the very small percentage of women who are forced into prostitution would be able to go to the police for help. It would also eliminate the need for dangerous pimps.
What about STDs? Actually you are far more likely to get an STD with a regular girl since people tend to use condoms less with regular women. With prostitutes, condoms are a necessity and therefore the risk of STDs is zero. The whole STD scare has been blown way out of proportion in order to make people afraid of sex.
Studies also prove that when prostitution is legal, the number of rapes dwindles to practically zero. By keeping prostitution illegal, we are actually causing more women to be raped.
But the core issue is that we have NO RIGHT to tell two consenting adults that they cannot trade sex for money. It's time to legalize prostitution!
Finish this sentence
I'm not racist but…
DONG DING THE GAWKER IS DEAD
>gawker must pay hulk hogan 115 million
DANCE TIME BOYOS
>I see him in every thread.
>He always uses his tripcode.
Who is !h0PIATEFag Ebola-Chan?
I SUMMON YOU NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Were do I ship my vape
I live with my folks and want to get a dry herb vaporizer but i dont know were i can ship it to.
Any ideas /b/?
TFW you find private pics of your crush laying around in her phone`
b/ likes?
Drumpf
can someone explain why this shithead is so popular? or why no one has assassinated his stupid white ass