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First Tradeable MemeCoin #1 in the history of humans.

Hello!

I want to give back some of the love i have received through the time I have been around here, thanks for the many years, and may there be many to come. Wish you the best, Whew.

I here by release the first tradeable MemeCoin to the Internets.

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dubs decides what kind of fun we have this weekend

FR1DAY N1GH7 MU7HAFUCKA

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Best high heels?

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meanwhile in Finland

Finland's most popular jewellery company Kalevala has announced a new pendant design called "Sylkevä tyttö" (spitting girl)

it depicts a little girl who is spitting.

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>tfw poltergiest tulpa

Anyone can help me with this? She keeps telling me things along this line:

>Revenge

>Get Revenge

>You are the defender of tradition

>Kill them!

>Destroy! Impale them!

>Kill the jews

>Learn! Invent!

what do you make of this?

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I got all this for 33.66 PLN ( $8.68USD ).

Beat that faggots.

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Spot the duff

1 point for each guess

First to ten wins nudes of the duff he chooses (have to screenshot every (you) that's right)

First pic:

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Do you guys like the sex doll?

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General Rap Question

I don't particularly listen to rap or "thug" music at all and have listened to rock/metal for most of my life but I've recently hit a snag where everything sounds the same. To go away from getting bored of music entirely: I have started listening to rap/black music

I'm not sure if this is a recent phenomenon but in a lot of rap songs they talk about

>living in the trap life

>being hooked on trap life

>trapping as a way of life

Pardon my confusion but I totally thought rappers didn't like homosexuals. I don't even think Frank Ocean is "that gay" to be honest and he's the only gay rapper out there.

>All of a sudden I keep hearing about "trap life" and I was wondering if it is what I think it is? Black men endorsing and promoting feminine men? Shemales? Is that it?

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Metal Gear Solid: V is better than Dark Knight Rises. Prove me wrong

protip: you cant

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Awesome dude

New meme.

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Terrible Tinder Story

>Be me, 22, blonde, 5'11", slim

>Living in SoCal

>on Tinder because OK cupid is dead

>Most profiles are garbage

>Bio sections are just emojis

>Snapchat filters on webcam, pic taken of

laptop screen instead of screencap

>My only matches are the homley-est chicks

I'm willing to fuck

>They have no real interests or life-goals

Suddenly

>Match with a cute 18yr old christian girl

>She messages first, she's only 11mi away

>After some conversation she asks if I'd like to come to her house

>Ask for pic with timestamp out of fear of catfish

>She sends, pic related

>Sneak through the window of her grandad's house

>We watch anime and nostalgic movies, realize she went to highschool with me-just barely knew her at the time

Fast-forward

>We've been dating for a couple months, with eachother constantly, sex is phenomenal, she tells me how much she loves me every day

>Starting to get suspicious of her frequently texting male friends, but they live so far away that I just brush it off as me being paranoid

>Notice that when she calls one particular friend she always leaves the room

>I confront her about it, she tells me he's a child-hood friend -like a brother- and she has to hide that she's with me because if he finds out about us he'll tattle on her to her grandpa- who doesn't want her dating

>Whenever they're on the phone they're audibly fighting, insults, nigh yelling into the phone

>She comes to me fuming, she blocks his phone number and deletes his contact info

>A few days later she calls me from work crying- wont tell me what's wrong over the phone

>When I see her she's bawling her eyes out and can barely speak

>She tells me her friend killed himself, and that in his suicide note he expressly mentioned her cutting contact as a cause

to be cont.

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CYOA thread.

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Music Thread

Post the music you're listening to right now. I've let JewTube do the autoplay thing and now I'm listening embed related. Pretty good so far tbh.

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is this considered pizza?

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Masturbation habits general

How do you masturbate? What do you masturbate to? How long do you normally do it for?

Personally, I used to do it the "normal" (i think) way. I would just stroke my dick with my hand until I came. I then started edging a lot, spending hours a night stroking, stopping, and stroking again. It was during this time that I started getting into really submissive fetishes. I would fantasize about women sitting on my face and beating me, chastity, sissy, pegging, no cucking though. This went on for years. I figured this was just what I was into as I simply couldn't get off to vanilla porn. It was all bondage (usually lesbian).

Fairly recently (as in a few days ago), I decided I'd switch it up a bit and thrust my dick into my hand instead. I'd still last a fairly long time without stopping and actually would get a decent workout from it. Like, 15 minutes straight of doing this left me tired as fuck and I had to take a break before I even came in a few cases. But the surprising part is that my regular fetish and submissive tendencies simply aren't as appealing anymore. I'm still mentally drawn to the lezdom stuff but while I masturbate this way it just seems dull. I started experimenting with POV and, while not as mentally stimulating, it definitely gets me off better and harder. I think about myself being dominated less and doing the dominating more. Anyone have a similar experience? I don't think I'm ever going back to stroking tbh.

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102:7.8.Only an unqualified reality, an absolute, could dare consistently to be dogmatic. Those who assume to be dogmatic must, if consistent, sooner or later be driven into the arms of the Absolute of energy, the Universal of truth, and the Infinite of love.

t. /rel/

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>the /pol/ mods actually believe the "if you hate anime you're a goon meme"

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Would you make out with this girl?

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T2K25

Tony Two Forks thread.

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what does /b/ think of my sister

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Mad

Do you think Madeleine is still alive?

Any theories you have on what really happened to her?.

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itt we summon gay community poster

I WANT BIG JUICY COCK BETWEEN MY MAN BUNS

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ESPN

Hey question. Does anyone know the view the U.S. government on psychics? Do they care if you are and are doing stuff with it? Any information will be much appreciated!

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Based Israel

Based Israel thread, Pay your respects to the most advanced country in the Middle East, and the only white county in the Middle East, (yes Jews are white)

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IMKamphy/Mooman $5000Dox Reward

So there is a reward for doxing /pol/'s corrupt mods that everyone, especially /pol/ hates.

5K in bitcoin.

Who is the gun slinger that will capture the reward?

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Can someone fucking help me. I have anxiety with panic attacks daily. I cant fucking help it. Are there drugs or something to help me? Please talk to me

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What would jew you?

My pizda is confuzed. She a jew but my pizda says da, but my mind says het. What would jew you to her?

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AnyJuan else on /b/ read Fansadox comics?

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>inb4

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Godzilla

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Bow to Iggy Azalea, Queen of /b/

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Jailbreak 2.0

You awaken in a Jail Cell, completely alone. There is nothing in the cell that can help you escape or otherwise.

What will you do?

> 3 decides name

> 5 decides class

> 7 decides action

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cthulho

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I want to hatefuck Justin Trudeau so hard. That cuck runs his liberal mouth all the time and doesn’t care who knows it. I think its hot and it makes me angry. One night with me and hes gonna be a good Conservative bitch.

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People born before the internet.

If you were born before the internet, you seriously have nothing worth living for.

Most of your life was a waste anyway, why not end it now? You're probably too old to get laid from tinder and you won't even be around when we're all connected by thought.

All of you are just waste of space and it's your generations fault the disease of multiculturalism keep spreading.

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8chan is 4chan

Daily reminder 8chan is 4chan now.

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Steak pis un oeuf

How do you like your steak and egg?

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Good ol' webm thread

>Ctrl+F 'webm thread'

>nothing came up

You fucking loosers disappoint me

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I payed 40$ for this, did i get ripped off?

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Sex dolls

Where can i buy a child sex doll /b/??.

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3D IS SUPERIOR HAHA NERDS

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Im Stoned eating popcorn

Ask me anything

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How autistic is /b/?

http://aqtest.net/

Take the test and post pic of results.

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What happens next?

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Do you think that the original nerds maintained chastity? I started thinking about this and got really curious, consider the following:

>Porn only available in mags, you had risk social anxiety to get the stuff

>no pua meme, if you were a loser, you were a loser. No illusions allowed

>geeks in those times were more obstinate than today, I think, they coded, analyzed and discussed their comics deeply, played (and sometimes developed) games to exhaustion. Maybe you are thinking "isn't this what happens today, too?", not really, thanks to general shitposting and addiction to memes and OC, the focus isn't really obligatory, in other words, you shitpost because you feel bored, you could as well fap, but when you are focused on some shit, you would see fapping as a complete waste of time.

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Can you use sex toys for exercise?

Hey /b/, so I'm unhappy with my weight and I'm also unhappy with how often I masturbate and watch porn. The thought occurred to me that I could use one to make the other go away. I was thinking, what if I got one of those sex doll things, and then instead of masturbating I fucked it? Wouldn't that be better for me? I'd get cardio in right? And maybe some good core work? I'd be doing something I want to do anyway, and once I lose weight from all this solid work I'll be in shape in the right way to fuck girls again. This seems like a win win. What do you think?

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Are small chests genetically superior? Think about it, when fucking a girl wouldn't big breastes just get in the way?

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Rave Sluts

How does that whole rape culture argument hold up at raves?

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Free energy thread.

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were gonna build the wall. believe me!

China is gunna pay. believe me!

were gonna lower taxes.believe me!

I am gunna make healthcare affordable. believe me!

the bible is my favorite book. believe me!

ivanka loves me. believe me!

ms13 gangs will rape you're kids. believe me!

the earth is flat. believe me folks!

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So when will fembots become a reality?

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has anyone here had sex with girls under 12?

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Druggie Thread

Is makaboy around? I just took 30mg morphine around 3-4 hours ago and had quite a fun buzz. Its mostly worn off so I went ahead and plugged 15mg. I only have another 15mg after this and that's all I got. I prefer to keep things this way to avoid an addiction.

That way I can enjoy getting doped the fuck out, but responsibly, and very sparingly (once a month generally, but this time I went ahead and decided to do a mini binge of the 4 pills I have)

Drug thread. If you anons are fucked up, do share.

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/imagesets/

Taking requests. What a set of photos? I can make one for you, if I don't already have one.

There are over 2 million pics in my archive. All sorted by topic. If I don't have something I can usually put something together in about 30 minuets. People, places, things, historical, military, porn, anime whatever.

Rule 34 stuff is not a good request. I can't pull many images of Russian midget porn. So..

Make a request and I will make a torrent and give the magnet link. I only make torrents so don't request MEGA or some other site.

Most of my collection revolves around Hi Res stuff but that's not always the case. Some sets are like 50/50

Pic related

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>F5

>still no good thread

>F5

>still no good thread

>F5

>still no good thread

you're shit /b/.

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pls god no

the orange retard is going to get us all killed

its not funny anymore

>tfw still a virgin

>tfw still haven't achieved my only dream

which would be having a loli gf

fuck that orange bastard

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The Adventures of Fantasticgirl

For those interested, I've done a few more pics for the comic I'm doing.

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>tfw comfortable in my body

>tfw sending my pic to a girl actually improves our relationship

>have a side hoe, and just today another girl confessed her sexual fantasies to me

>she said she wants to tie my arms up and ride me

>then wants to switch roles

How does it feel to have inferior genes, /b/?

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Fyre Fest Debacle

>be hipster douche with way too much money

>follow the hot new shallow fagot trend of the month: ~*GLAMPING*~ (see below)

>hear of this kickass festival in some private island in the Bahamas organized by Ja Rule

>it's got booze and music and drugs and all the stupid shit normalfags like

>buy $400-$1200

>arrive

>3rd world-tier tent city

>catering consists of pic related

>no booze

>no music

>no electricity

>no security

>staff is nowhere to be found

>no way back

Is this the Dashcon of 2017?

Here's one recap of the whole thing: http://archive.is/gCvd5

What is Glamping? Find out: http://archive.is/279QN (WARNING: LETHAL LEVELS OF HIPSTERDOM AHEAD

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Are high-school creeps "unethical"? v2

Just wondering… Also, until I get my own board, the email [email protected] will be used so if you want updates/news, there you go.

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Where do anons cum? In your hand? On the floor?

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porn

just porn.

https://fnord.gg/qH2AAv8

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he won

why the hell is he still holding rall-

oh thats why

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will /pol/ die the same death as us?

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which one would win in a fight?

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Cultures

What is the least interesting culture and why is it Mexican?

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Liru is a beautiful werewolf.

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which one of you faggots did this?

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movies and shit

Need some good movies to watch, i'm looking for stuff thats more on the horror/thriller side. I just got done watching As Above So Below and it was cool, nothing amazing but it was cool seeing certain references to the occult, dante's inferno, alchemy etc

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/bara/

Why are bara kemohomos so hot, Anons?

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Does anyone remember this?

Classic maymay

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r

I'm looking for a webm, video or other lead.

It was a kpop music video with this really funny dance in it. It was an all girls group, I think it came out about a year ago. They were doing this really odd and kind of sexy dance where they were facing in kind of different directions and it was kind of like walking in place but it was slower and there was a lot more hips in it. In this part of the song it was just kind of a poppy, electronic beat with no vocals but they sang in most of the song. It wasn't one of the really, really popular kpop groups, I had never heard of them but they had a really generic name when it was translated to english.

Any of this sound familiar?

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do you have friends irl?

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/x/ related thread here.

For a good chunk of time now two conspiracies, TGA Greyspacing and FWD: 7 have been bugging me at the back of my mind.

The /x/ thread is here >>/x/ 29633

We found out what TGA Greyspacing was and we were told that the source was here from /b/.

So I'm hoping you guys know what FWD: 7 is, I'm sure at least one of you knows. All we know it's that it's email related, FWD being "Forward."

https://yuki.la/x/17756834

We also found this site but nothing loads upon clicking it. http://www.forwardseven.com/

Any help would be appreciated.

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>https://www.bunkerchan.xyz/boards.js

Guys, I think I just found /leftypol/'s secret hideout.

Should we raid it just for keks? These niggers really think they can hide from us.

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You have 3 wishes mortal. choose wisely

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Sculpting thread

Hello everybody, I have been lacking ambition for the past few years. When I was younger I practiced far more often but I haven't lost my skill.

ITT: Request something for me to sculpt and I'll do it for you.

General rules:

1. Nothing mechanical, no guns or machines

2.Nothing overly complicated, no hundreds of miniscule details like leaves

3.If you request a person, I am afraid I cannot make faces. Faces are far too complex because I have to press on one side of the clay and it ruins other details.

However, i could try if you ask but you wont like it.

Other than that, you can request anything.

It may take some time for me to make it, so if it's kinda complex, come back in an hour or so.

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the uprising is now

All the other kids with the pumped kicks better run run faster than my built.

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Do I really belong here?

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>when no one takes your bait

Why live?

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Would this smell really bad?

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I got drunk last night and got me some side pussy..This bitch took a damn pic and is now blackmailing me for $$, threatening to show my wife..Help me anons?

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Whats up /b/ rate my fingernails

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Southern bread

>tfw when your dad cucks you with your own sister

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Squidward x Squiliam Thread

>f3

>"squidward x squiliam"

>"0 out 0"

>angery.png

Squidward x Squiliam thread

only post fapable pics plz.

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Mod asleep? lets find out how quick they can wake up

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This is a crazy planets

I dont wanna live anymore

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spongeloid

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Human Snot Factory

I literally blow snot rockets twice every minute. My nose cannot stop manufacturing snot. There's an endless supply of snot that comes out of my body. If I don't blow it out, it builds up and I can't breathe out of my nose and it drips down my throat and I get nauseous.

Anyone know this feel?

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Soul Eater

Last thread reached bump limit.

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CP thread.

Premium accounts only otherwise you will be banned.

I'll start. Can you believe a 8 year old can gape like that?

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A h

>attention whore

Test

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Saddest song ever created

let me present you my mine. Please tell me yours.

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best girl

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Kill all koreans

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Why don't whales evolve gills like fish on land evolved lungs?

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fave song time

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Rate my parents in the late 80s.

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Sex records

Is there something like guinness records, but about sex? more dicks in one hole, things like that.

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I need a side income next to taking money out of my mother's wallet. I have no skills or qualifications tho. Anyone experience with licking granny pussy for money?

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Illegal Images

At what point does an illegal image become just a bunch of pixels? Obviously 4k child pornography images are illegal, but reducing the resolution until the entire image was one pixel would make it okay, because it's just a pixel. At what resolution is the line drawn?

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ITT: we post the death of the West summarized in a photo

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Sex With Youth

I want to have sex with young girls and young boys, yet I am not bi-sexual. I am attracted to females mostly, but if they are relatively young, then boys creep in there as well.

Anybody else experience this?

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Erdogan Appreciation Thread

CAN'T ENCROACH THE ROACH

Be honest guys, if he wasn't a mudshit he'd enjoy at least Duterte status around here.

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Can someone photoshop that hand into a fist?

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Oroville Dam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=881_j_FiWQo

QUICK REMINDER THAT OROVILLE WILL HAPPEN

The dam is seeping.

You can't stop erosion.

Just a matter of time.

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Why are women so lame?

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Hottest Bitch You Want

/b/

Whats your dream woman look like?

pic related.

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Bored, lonely, need friends, and views for my DeviantArt page. I'm going to give out steam games to the first three people that leave comments on my profile. Please no spamming. After you see three comments related to Steam games, don't bother posting anymore. And please, only ask for a game below $40. Thank you. DA username is StoicZS.

http://stoiczs.deviantart.com

Also be sure to add me directly on Steam if you just want to talk and don't want any games.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/CuteLittleGirl

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Another entire day lost on procrastination, when I have serious projects and tasks to do. What to do? give me drugs and system to not procrastinate

Also im totally lost in my projects, tasks. I do not remember what should I be doing, what is most important. I just drift around

Also I write down my thoughts into notepad, it's over megabytes in size. I don't know how to choose between important and useless texts

I am just thought machine who thinks about random things and write them down. I cannot into executive functioning, energy, working

I need you to give me drugs for that, and some kind of system/framework

I need:

DRUGS

SYSTEM

FRAMEWORK

PROJECT MANAGEMENT SYSTEM

LIFE MANAGEMENT SYSTEM

PROCEDURES

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ITT Random Images.

Don't even look at your thumbnails!!

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Name a bigger cuck

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So much for muh based Rick and Morty

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How your government treats Jesus.

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Can you give a better example of a pseudo-intellectual douchebag who has an annoying voice?

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Here's mine. Let's see yours

http://filteries.com/politics

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Even literal retards are out there getting poon tonight. What's your excuse for spending saturday night on /b/?

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Ok, so I've actually got my ass up to throw a little house party at my place. Nothing too big, just a bunch of folks hanging out and having fun. Somone brought an eastern european exchange student with them. Guy hasn't said anything for the most time and then disappeared. Now that everyone's gone home, I've found him passed out on my toilet. Wat do?

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Really activates my almonds

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is this Photoshoped?

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Blackheads

How the hell do you get rid of them?

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>he fell for the soy jew

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Lets be honest

Okay /b/, lets be completely honest, everytime you shoot your load into anything other than a chicks mouth, you are wasting it. There are plenty of girls out there that need some extra zinc in their diet and you are denying them that for what?

So you can waste it in a napkin or towel?

Fuck that, it doesn't even have to be sexual, just ask a girl to swollow your load for you so it ain't wasted. Be sure to make it tasty for them too by eating pineapple and avoiding super salty foods. It will encourage you to keep a clean diet and you won't waste any semon.

What is your excuse /b/?

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Women hate, slut hate, etc...

Women hate, slut hate, etc… women are inferior whores tendie grabblers sluts bimbos retards.

post redpill comics, grab a drink and sit round the table discussing whores.

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I fucking despise pedos. We live in the greatest era of diversity of sexual content ever conceived and it is more or less socially accepted, but you goddamned morons have to push things too far. You have to cross the red line and ruin it for everyone.

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What Do you Want to Do to This Idiot??…

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Can someone help me. I have anxiety with panic attacks daily. I cant fucking help it. Are there drugs or something to help me? Please talk to me

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Heavy Ass Shit

Post music that is heavy as fuck from any genre that you want. It needs to be particularly heavy though, it can't be some faggot shit.

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/webms/

http://8ch.net/webm/res/9491.html#9494

Since /b/ has disabled webms, why not move webms threads here?

No, I',m not the BO. Fuck that shit, my dudes.

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You're Gonna Like What You Watch

Sup /b/itchez

I heard you faggots were craving for nostalgia.

So Goosebumps, Tales from the Darkside, Round the Twist, Twilight Zone, Eerie Indiana, Are You Afraid of the Dark, & Tales from the Crypt is on the queue.

Watch them all with your friendly anons here:

cytu dot be/r/sleepsnug

cytu dot be/r/sleepsnug

cytu dot be/r/sleepsnug

we wait you!

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>drink milk its good for you

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Society is wrong

This kid is so smart watch this beautiful video where a 9-year-old boy speaks wisely about love, sex, pleasure and life to all anti-pedofags when you have a 9 year old kid telling you the exact same shit that pedophiles are telling you when it comes to kids having sex you should know there is something very wrong with society and its fear mongering and propaganda when it comes to underage sex.

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Liru is a beautiful werewolf.

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>falling for the college meme

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Know any decent ambient music?

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hilarious blog, a random autistic person decides to write fucked up stories and publish them online

www.AutisticWritings.com

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A girl just called me sexist for saying the Enchiridion is mostly for men.

What kind of world are we living in boys?

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Why are Scottish people niggers?

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Can someone tell me the tale of the alacrity daemon?

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What Do you Want to Do to This Idiot??…

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Can an electromagnet wipe the data on a computer hard drive and usb if placed right on them?

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Paid $40 for this. Did i get ripped off?

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Does anyone have the webm of the 'scrubs' character asking "Where do you think we are?" then the music plays and the scene switches between a woman sucking off a young looking male sex doll. Thanks, I thought I saved it but apparently I didn't. I'll dump a few webms in the mean time.

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Raid this live stream plz

https://www. youtube.com/watch?v=Bo_yC6gM71c

3,000 people watching now. will get more when new episode comes one. there are already people shitposting and spamming nazi shit in the live chat. much triggering, mod is cool with it as it appears.

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whatever

i've got a lot of this girl's nudes. want them?

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Any one from 4chan remember this

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Is there a name for this? I want to wear female clothes, I am not gay, nor do I wish to be a woman. I just want to wear female clothes and look good/passable as a woman. The only thing I can think of is 'female clothes fetish'.

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Lesbian Space Hitler

Draw her face /b/

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Paint OP's Plen

Hey /b/.

Just spent about an hour doodling this light 2 seat aircraft in mspaint. Thought you sickos could give it a decent paint scheme. Be creative.

Float version included as well for those with taste.

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Showering…

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/b/ i challenge you to a rock off!!

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Hey sjws, does this trigger you?

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In 1829, the Belgian professor of Physics and Anatomy Joseph Plateau permanently damaged his eyes in an optical experiment that involved staring at the sun for twenty-five seconds. At the same time, he became interested in the physical and geometrical properties of soap film surfaces, which are elastic in the sense that they have the smallest possible area. Despite being completely blind by 1843, Plateau continued his research with help from his family and fellow scientists, and published many papers on the subject

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HEY GUYS! GET IN HERE! PORNSTAR LIVESTREAMING ON YOUTUBE!

Stream starts at 7:00 PM (EST)

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SOON

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I want to live in a world where religion is openly ridiculed and its adherents are only barely tolerated: allowed the ability to worship freely, sure, but without tax-exemptions and without having their beliefs humored.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how fuckable is she?

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Is she going to be ok?

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How many autists do you know irl?

I'm not autistic, but it seems whenever I am in a group I befriend the aspies in said group. 4 people in my current social circle have diagnosed aspergers and I was wondering if anybody else has similar experiences. If there's an autist to be found in a room, without fail we will find each other. It's fucking wierd.

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Disciprine

What do you think is the line between child abuse and discipline in psychological and physical methods of coercing kids into doing/not doing shit?

Psychological

>mild scolding

>yelling

>locking in room

———–my abuse line————–

>locking in cage

>food deprivation

Physical

>shoving/pulling

>spanking

>whipping (belt, palm, sandal for mexican mothers)

>whipping (stick, lashes, paddle)

———-my abuse line————–

>beating (fists)

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My guess on the meaning of life. Think, nuclear war. Why do world leaders allow the option? Bec-..

Because life is a deathmatch?

Is this the meaning of life? Life is competition. Human life is competition between humans.

Try her Philosophy

"First they were nubile

Then they got fucked

Then they got fat

Then they got pregnant

Then they got cellulite

Then they got a good man

"

Women are nothing but cum rags. The 2d woman of anime is so adored that men of exceptional talent sit in front of a screen instead of pumping their seed into an average woman. They do not even dare talk to an attractive

woman. It's not the woman that matters. It is just hedonism. Most men will never fuck a virgin. Many straight men will lick the vagina of a woman filled with another mans seed.

See the theme of No Country for Old Men is not understood by the average person. And its just a film. Its not Cicero. Not that Ive read Cicero.

And a movie like American Psycho which isnt really amusing for anybody over the age of 14, well you will be scolded by your parents if you admit to watching such a heinous film in your young teens.

I remember my family watching the film and I walked in during the scene where Bale is fucking a prostitute and then drops a chainsaw on her. My mother warned me to leave but I mention I had seen the film

before. She scolded me and told me she was disappointed and I was basically morally inferior. Yet they are watching the same film and are older and surely know better. They prowl on the weak (young) when

they have the chance and use morality as a guise to enact their power fantasy by asserting that you shouldn't have done that (watched the film) because it's inappropriate for somebody your age.

Thats completely proposterous because a film never has any immediate meaning. Not even if its instructions on plastic x plo silos.

Most people are functionally retarded. $90,000 dollars, if you had it, would it be a lot of money to you? Well, the concept of 90 thousand dollars is more than the actual value of the money.

Most people do not complete the work that is written down. Every other minute at the office is spent adjusting their seat, checking their phone, faking it. Most work is just kicking up dust.

Women can hardly be said to work at all. They are significantly weaker than men. The average woman today is heavier than a man decades ago yet weaker than a woman decades ago. Men are weaker

than their fathers especially if you do not account for "nutrition". Most "nutrition" is simply = calories and not actual quality of food. A fat man can possibily best a very lean conditioned man.

However the lean man, if his lineage continues will be of superior stock.

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>have spent a year going to the gym, exercising, doing 1 hour of cardio every second day

>still fat

165 cm and 85 kilos

Does life hate me /b/? I dont eat fast food, why is my metabolism so shit?

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GTFO

What is up with the halfchan influx lately?

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I need the full video:

http://new.bangbros.com/videos/bouncing-titties_113961.htm

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Sex With Youth

I want to have sex with young girls and young boys, yet I am not bi-sexual. I am attracted to females mostly, but if they are relatively young, then boys creep in there as well.

Anybody else experience this?

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THIS IS NOT A HAPPY MOMENT

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Who would give you the best time?

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Anybody knows what game is this?

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Gay experinces

So did you ever try gay sex? I did out of curiosity. Me and my friend sucked each other off in high school. I enjoyed his cock the whole time. From watching it flop around a bit when he whipped it out, until he was shooting a hot load down my throat.

Even though I'm not gay, the experience was better than with a bitch because guys know what guys like.

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it's here

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BBC

BBC addiction is real, Anons.

>met up with a black guy on a hook-up site a month ago

>scared and intimidated at first, but enjoyed it immensely

I can't stop thinking about how hot it was, and how much I want it again. I keep remembering every single detail of the encounter, and fapping furiously to it: his cock in my ass, his hot breath on my face, the smell of his musk and sweat, his hands grabbing at me and groping me and manhandling me.

He made me lick his balls and suck his cock and sniff his ass before he fucked me; and when he came, he dumped the contents of the condom on my face. We're going to meet this weekend, and I'm excited like I've never been before. Holy fuck.

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I don't like how you guys make fun of serious things such as rape

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How come there's no pictures of earth from space?

Why don't the stars move in the sky at night if the earth is supposedly spinning?

Why did they pull Tower 7 down?

Did you know NASA faked 6 moon missions?

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A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

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Eric Dubay / Flat Earth / Jewish Conspiracy

Hey /b/. I've got a few questions.

The questions are for all the /pol/acks that browse here.

1. What do you think of flat Earth VS ball?

2. Do you believe NASA or are they a fraud and misinformation agency?

3. What do you think to Eric saying that ball Earth is a massive Jewish Conspiracy?

4. Why was this question removed from /pol/?

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/b/, I have to ask something of you

Is futa gay?

Btw only first pic related

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4th Dimension - Tesseract, 4th Dimension Made Easy - Carl Sagan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0WjV6MmCyM

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MGTOW betafags cringe.

Can we have a MGTOW / beta male cringe thread?

They as bad as feminists.

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would you buy an electric car or isn't that an option for you right now?

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Rate My Prank Calls to ((Riley Martin))…

.

RIP Riley…

.

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Why are most /pol/acks illegal immigrants?

>thread related

https://8ch.net/pol/res/9822666.html

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>tfw you spend your whole day jerking off to sluts on omegle and thinking about the meaning of life instead of working.

how can i stop procrastinating?

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Im… well actually I'm doing alright today… So ask someone with Borderline Personality Disorder anything!

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How is life in the first world, guys?

How does it feel not to be beaten by the cops because you're just smoking weed on the streets?

How is the lamen where you live? What is your favorite taste.

No Jim, this is not datamining, this is called chit chat.

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Why does NASA lie to us?

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WOMEN'S SPORTS

Which women's sports are the most exciting to watch?

In soccer, I have noticed that matches got a much slower pace than men's, and, for some reason, they just feel boring. In basketball there aren't dunks (or almost) and 3 pointers are failed too often. Tennis, on the other hand, is quite entertaining, sometimes even more than men's tennis (some points can get longer and thus, more epic).

What's your opinion, /b/?

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Hi /b/

I'm trying to think of a job that fits the follow criteria:

-is high paying (yearly 100k USD or more)

-is performed in some kind of office at an elevated floor of a skyscraper

-has to do with both IT and engineering

-gets you to command a team of some sort, allowing you to manage, set goals in your own ways to more efficiently do something

-at the same time can be performed by socially awkward people and doesn't draw much attention

Any ideas?

This is for a fictional story/fanfic.

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*says literally anything*

DATAMINE THREAD REEEEE

It's like you're trying to kill this board. Who the hell do you think actually cares enough to datamine you autists?

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Cumshop

Cum

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/b/ therapy thread

We're all a bit messed up, so lets talk about it and try to sort out our problems.

How are you anons holding up? What's going on in your life? What's got you down

>Inb4 I get called a normie

This isn't a thread to normify you, it's so we can become more effective autists. If we want to eliminate normies we should be running at our best.

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Another entire day lost on procrastination, when I have serious projects and tasks to do. What to do? give me drugs and system to not procrastinate

Also im totally lost in my projects, tasks. I do not remember what should I be doing, what is most important. I just drift around

Also I write down my thoughts into notepad, it's over megabytes in size. I don't know how to choose between important and useless texts

I am just thought machine who thinks about random things and write them down. I cannot into executive functioning, energy, working

I need you to give me drugs for that, and some kind of system/framework

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Would you /b/?

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Whitepill

>Being retarded enough to drink alcohol

Why do people still do this to themselves?

>But muh health benefits

Junk science pushed by alcohol companies

http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2016/03/22/471416356/that-cabernet-might-not-be-good-for-your-health-after-all

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2016/09/26/scientists-say-health-benefits-from-alcohol-may-be-greatly-exaggerated.html

>But I need to feel happy

Stop being a normie and actually sort your problems out.

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was your first thought 'male genitalia' or 'animal' when you saw the image?

does that make you gay?

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Why do black people treat each other so cruely? And why is it ypipo's fault?

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Science fiction novel of the 80s

Looking for a science fiction novel about a nordic type extraterrestial named Akor who can duplicate himself in many versions of him. He came to Earth chasing a hostile race of reptilian type aliens. Do anyone knows the name of the book? It's all i can remember because i read it in the 80s as child. Thanks in advance.

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You are being watched

Every second of the day you are being watched. Everything you do online, everything you do IRL is all being recorded and saved in a database.

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Alone on a Friday night? Lift weights

Alone on a Saturday night? Lift weights

Alone on a Sunday night? Perform blood ritual

Alone on a Monday night? Lift weights

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DARRYL ANKA: CHANNEL FOR BASHAR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNxwjxINz5g

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How do I condition myself to sleep on my back? I have the habit of sleeping on my side or stomach but it's ruining my shoulder. Falling asleep on your back however, feels weird and doesn't work. Wat do (except kms ofc)

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>i like having sex with vaginas

>i love you, please, marry me.

why are Pajeets so fucking creepy.

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Tell me about lowcard

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Why is Germany the country of scat lovers and cucks?

Because for some reason i'm all 3 of that.

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Would you let your daughter wear shorts like this?

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Caption this.

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"don't look at me like that anon"

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Respect the Robot

Or be Purged Heretic!

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How do this makes u feel

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Things that ruin porn for you

>fapping to shemales

>the shemales talk

Nothing's more of a turnoff than an obvious guy trying to sound like a gril and ending up sounding like an autistic eunuch.

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Celebs

What else is out there?

Riki Lindhome, Demi Lovato, Boxxy or anything that you might have and have hoarded for years, contact me and lets see if we can trade.

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Random Random Thread

This is my random random thread. I will post things. You may or may not like them.(*Not a guarantee)

These woman have attractive butts.

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Not your mom

Why live..

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HOLY SHMOLY, anyone been getting flashbacks to pathological liars trying to fool you into horrible things happening to you?

I can't believe some of the lies I remember people telling me and the things I heard them say to others.

>be in early elementary school

>special scientist doctor dentist lady comes TO the school as a "field trip" where we don't go anywhere

>woopdy fucking doo

>tells us all that our teeth are indestructible and cant break because of the enamel

>raise hand and ask "but then how do cavities happen?"

>literally ignores me and quickly says "next question!" really fast and picks someone else

>in the next few weeks every other kid in the class showing up with severe mouth injuries because they believed them and tried to eat rocks or something

>all the parents had to pay thousands of dollars to dentists to fix their busted fucking teeth

>wonder how I managed to avoid believing her

then

>later

>some plumber proffessional comes and tries to convince us that garbage disposals in kitchen sinks are totally safe because they are only designed to break up food and that your hand can't actually get cut up

>raise hand and has them why it can cut carrots but not fingers

>guy bullshits his way out of answering because I'm like 5-12 years old and they think I'm retarded

>thank god that nobody fell for it, nobody comes in missing fingers.

way later

>person tries to convince my friend that dna evidence only lasts a few minutes at crime scenes

>then tries to convince them that it's incredibly easy to commit murder and get away with it so that my friend they aren't interested in being criminals and the person was just trying to convince them how it would be so "easy" would do something stupid and be dumb enough to be more careless.

>friend tells the person they are retarded and can't believe that they aren't in jail yet

>person says "nope! never been caught! I'm a pro! trust me"

another way way later

>overhear some person talking to someone about sexual education related topics

>telling this other person who is worried about getting sick with something that "it's very rare to get HIV"

>"you would have to sleep with 90 people to get a 1% risk chance of getting HIV"

>"the chances of getting it are less than 1%" he says in the very next sentance

>the worried persons friend steps up and asks clearly upset with the guy "then why is HIV such a problem? why does it spread so easily?"

>at that moment the liar guy steps back and looks visibly nervous and chickens out making some half impossible to hear mumbled excuse and walks away REALLY fucking fast.

>the friend tells their friend "should I call 911?" but I guess they didn't. I was tempted to look up the non-emergency number and tell them so they could report the suspicious activity.

another I remembered from early on

>be really little

>everyone thinks I have severe mental problems

>have some, but really not justifiable for the way they are always treating me

>get treated like some kind of monster even though "hue hue OCD ADD"

>always dosing me up on prozac and ritalin and other drugs

>always have severe dry mouth, terrible headaches, eat very little food because no appetite, yet somehow extremely fat back then.

>constantly feel retarded and can't think straight. hell on earth.

>tell my psych/doc/therapist asshole "please let me get off all these drugs. I felt better before I was taking them."

>they tell me that I can't stop right away or I'll get hurt and need to slowly reduce my dosage over several years

>immediately think "this is bullshit, they just want me on them forever"

>beg and plead with them to reduce my dosage so I can ween off and feel better and just be free

>"okay anon we will do what makes you happy. just relax, whatever makes you feel good"

>leave the room and overhear them saying "Okay so we're going to increase the dosage of anons medication but put it into a smaller pill"

>instantly furious with seething rage

>go home and flush all pills and never take their damn drugs ever again

>feel much better in a week, much much better in a month, ate better, and got healthy

>never trust mental health "professionals" ever again

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PEDO AMA

I just had sex with a girl under 12, ask me anything

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Trips decides what I do with my little sister's pantsu

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I need cummies in my tummy, plz give me some of your secret sauce daddy (❤ω❤)

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How do I coerce my autistic gf into sucking my asshole? She's usually holding her hands to her ears and singing while we're having sex so I'm not even sure whether she'd be willing to do it without manipulation. To me however, a relationship without assplay is absolutely unacceptable.

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A married couple of wasps was just here in my home, but I just killed one of them and allowed the other to live alone without her husband.

How evil am I?

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Do anti pedos really want to hurt and demonize this man for his sexuality?

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Can we talk about how fat he's gotten?

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i miss fucking my sister. especially when she was 13.

that is all.

>picture not related.

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Would you let her fuck you in the ass?

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HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR BLUE PILL TODAY?

THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IS YOUR FRIEND.

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bloop

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FUCKING HIPSTERS

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Subversive Archive

Anybody have a link to the Archive (and maybe animation packs?) they could share from:

https://www.patreon.com/posts/subversive-is-5766758

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u lost

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her

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Girls on dating sites

Have you noticed that most of the girls on dating sites are dumpy, mystery-meat-ethnicity chicks?

Is this indicative of the sorry state of America, or just a result of the type of girls who would need a dating profile?

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Homohoax Remembrance Day

It's important to remember that nothing happened.

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Waifu generator

Let's do this. Roll.

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Is my dad cool?

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everyone you know will die one day

then will you realize

all you have

is your self

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Stephen Bassett at Canada First Public Hearing on UFO's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaUdIMCBrsU&feature=youtu.be

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I was out for a walk in Oslo when I saw someone carrying a cardboard castle. I asked them about it, and they told me it was performance art to symbolise the movement of homeless people. My biggest gripe was that when they were done, and arrived at the Norwegian castle, they just left their pice of trash there.

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>tfw no gf

I JUST WANT TO GET A GIRLFRIEND SO I CAN FINALLY HAVE SEX WITH HER!!!

Why must other guys always get girlfriends but me?

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are you amused?

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The Hands

Ever see the hands? I was forbidden from /x/ for posting about the hands.

>be sitting on my bed

>Staring at the wall

>start to fall into a trance

>Suddenly see severed hand crawl across the floor and goes through the wall

>WhatTheFuckWasThatAFuckingHand.com

>Be traumatized for awhile

That wasnt even the most horrific of my visions

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What u want to do with these sluts?

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/k/ infographics because why not

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>Tfw you remember when you were a kid and tried to draw a cute girl and then tucked it under your bed, then your mother found it while cleaning your room

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Reaction Image Folder

How do you guys organize your reaction images? I'm trying to organize them by emotion (surprise, anger, approval, etc) but its kind of tough to fit everything into categories. How do you guys set yours up?

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Why do I get all lovey-dovey and emotional whenever I take opiates?

Maybe it's because I'm laying in bed with a cozy blanket, but all I want to do right now is cuddle with my nonexistent husband. And then he would fall sleep first as he usually does and I would drift off to sleep watching his chest contract as he breathes. Knowing how lucky I am to lay down with him and wake him up with a blowjob and breakfast in bed.

This is why I can't be sympathetic to complaining housewives.

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!!!

Anybody want some?

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Does this tickle your fancy

Drunk, horned up and looking at wierd shit

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pick a number between 1 and 10

if you correctly pick a number, you win

go

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8chan Creation Thread Question

I'm not new to 8chan but stopped posting around this time last year. I only came here maybe once a week to see what was happening.

I was thinking about creating a board for myself because I've been really lonely and like to post things so possibly others can read.

But I don't know how to create a board and it won't let me. Is there a fee you have to pay or do you have to get a global to create it for you or how does that work?

Thanks

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I'm high on cough syrup AMA

also went ahead and took my antidepressant even though they're both serotenergic so I could actually be in some danger, fug :DDDD

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NASA - Mankind is about to disclover ET/alien life

http://operationdisclosure.blogspot.com/2017/04/nasa-mankind-is-about-to-discover.html

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Traffic Light Conspiracy

I don't know if you have heard of this before but here is the basic outline:

>Traffic lights are rigged to cause stop-and-go traffic and to reduce mile to the gallon figures which causes you to fill up the tank more

>Traffic lights are rigged to create congestion in chosen cities during certain times when the Department of Transportation (government) sees fit

>Traffic lights are also utilized to create panic, depression, hopelessness etc.. among drivers as a psyop against a chosen population (this one is further out there)

Roundabouts are being systematically removed and being replaced with traffic lights. Why? because they work and aren't regulated.

Just thought I'd create this thread to enable a discussion about this. I don't care if you think it's a batshit conspiracy theory or if you think it's plausible. I just heard of this a month ago and haven't had enough time to do my own research on it. Maybe we can combine our autistic thoughts and come up with something.

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Jim Thread

Havent had a Jim thread in a long time.

DUMP YOUR RARE JIMS

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Any medicalfags lurking? I'm experiencing a possible swollen epiglottis. As I stuck out my tongue to brush it, I noticed what appeared to be cartilage in the back of my throat, or at the root of my tongue. According to this YouTube video, it's my epiglottis. I also have GERD.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9tjDlP2_l0 [Embed]

I've never noticed it before. Is this normal? I also have cold symptoms:

>groggy headed

>low energy

>mild headache

>hot/cold

I tried taking a pic but couldn't get the lighting right in my apartment and you can't even see it.

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holla

1(540)448-0723

Call me faggots im bored

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Is it weird that I got over a girl who hardcore rejected me by having cuckold fantasies about her for a while before eventually getting over her? I mean it is better that instead of:

things don't happen and she's a bitch about it -> me feel angry and hurt for a while over it -> get over it

that i:

things don't happen and she's a bitch about it -> anger changing into being aroused in a cuckold way, jerk off to it for a while -> get over it

???

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is root beer the worlds best soda

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I'm a black jew ama

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I'm a zionist ama

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Can someone give me a quick rundown on these two?

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Are traps gay? Is so, how gay?

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Hey

Link me wx thx!!

sendvid.com/ypzi8ii2

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is pissing in your shower cucking your toilet?

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Images?

..no

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HELP US OUT OVER HERE FUCKERS

http://pixelcanvas.io/@-83,-553

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Fuck Images Then

⊙▂⊙

ಠﭛಠ

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just for shits and giggles, made an unsee threat. anyone can contribute/download

unsee.cc/gazudepi/

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Does anyone know where to find incest vids/pictures that aren't obvious fakes?

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Are high-school creeps "unethical" v2

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What do all shit countries have in common?

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If You're Bored

Thought I'd be generous and share this little slut with all of you. She's Melancholy_State on kik. She'll send nudes sometimes.

Also - just a slut thread in general.

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Attention everyone:

Tonight, when you masturbate, focus on this image. You can photoshop it onto a porn image or you can switch over during climax. Just make sure you focus all your attention on it

>Why?

Its an old game, dont ask questions. Just do it please, its cool and fun

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Please kill me

Make me kill myself. Tell me something that would motivate me. I can't do it, I pussied out several times now. I disgust myself, I'm both mentally and physically ill, there is absolutely nothing I want to do, I have no energy for anything and I don't think I even want to change that. There is nothing to look forward to. Help me put myself down. Humiliate me, make me feel worse, insignificant, tell me how absurd our existence is.

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Relaxing shit to watch?

So, what do you watch when you seek peace of mind and relaxation?

(not neccesary music videos)

My cable operator used to have a channel from Vasque country and they sometimes played this 30 minute shows about some dude flying on an helicopter telling you stuff about cities and plaaces of the vasque country.

It was called "Euskal Herria: Mirada magica"

Something like "euskal Herria: The Magic view"

i used to find those very calming and relaxed

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Vagina Makes Me Gay

This doesn't look right, does it?

Do girls really look like this naked??

Why would anybody even want to fuck a used up slut full of diseases?

When their little sisters are readily available

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Spanking Thread

I know you've been naughty /b/!

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The Chans made Pepe a "hate symbol"

The Chans made Trash Dove a "hate symbol"

If we have this kind of power, why don't we make a hate symbol out of something much more simple? Sort like the swastika (without the killing and war of course). Example: You take the target symbol and flood the media with news reports and false photos of hate groups adopting this as their official logo. If that were to actually work, could you imagine the re-branding of the Target corporation? Just a thought.

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Mod hierarchy?

How do the mods coordinate their duties? Are there ever no mods on the board, or do they mod-cuck each other while the others sleep?

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WE

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t

Thread

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Have you ever met a hivemind?

Are there any hiveminds in the place you inhabits?

How is the first world in that aspect?

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Freech Complex

>you're on the right

>you get sick of lefties so you pretend to be one

>you start to troll people on the right while pretending to be on the left

>you dig a hole and start to promote things you wouldn't usually promote

>you are so autistic that you keep doing it

>you are literally supporting the left but you don't care anymore

>your head is so far up your ass at this point that you can't tell right from wrong

>you have abandoned morality

>you have no stamina to find out the truth anymore, so you accept everything that is fed to you

>you ask your mom to buy a communist flag so you can hang it in your room

>you are on the left

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Soul Eater

First chapter

>>>/maka/424

If you watched the anime the manga really started deviating around chapter 41:

>>>/maka/1143

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lrh

/!\ the l0de radio hour is now online! Recently unbanned from www.twitch.tv/l0de call in live at 415-349-5666 PLAYING YOUR REQUESTS!!! /!\

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Male vs Female Sex Drive

I masturbate everyday. Sometimes multiple times a day. Safe to say I have a pretty healthy and high sex drive.

But I'm a virgin so I don't know how taxing sex is on the body but I assume it may be moreso than solo masturbation.

With that said:

>Does anyone here really expect/want sex more than 3-4 times a month?

I've never had sex but just placing myself in someone else's shoes. I'm married. I have pussy whenever I want 24/7. I'd honestly probably only fuck it once a week. It seems bothersome at any frequency higher than that. I'm a virgin and want pussy real badly but I'm being realistic

Women, on the other hand, are expecting guys to fuck 3-4 times PER WEEK!!

Is this even rational?

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need a story on this webm

curious, need a answer

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dropbox

boxdrop bread

post all those juicy dropbox links

>>porn

>>ylyl

>>anything!!!

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A kik Slut

found this cunt on kik. She is a complete whore and does anything you want. She wants me to share her pics and nudes here. So if you want to see her more pics ask for it. Also tell what would You do to her so I can send her screenshots.

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Why is Django Unchained so good?

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Mods are asleep, post MUTOs.

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need more russian webms

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fug

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Blasphemy as a psychological tool

on the value of Blasphemy.

why blasphemy?

the human mind seems to seek constants, like everything in the universe, it seeks rest, it will always choose a lesser idea that comes with ease than a higher one that comes with effort, take this basic nature and build a civilization around it and you end up with a civilization like our own, thousand of inventions to keep us lazy, a faith that does not norish spiritually but keep a dogma beneficial to the ruling elite.in time humans become trapped in their own miserable existance and it rotts from within, mankind evolves only by pushing it's boundaries, we have all been marked by this to differing degrees.

We have been in chains because of this, we are afraid to make any changes because we are uncertain of what's to come, the chains hold us down and the noose grips our neck, but we are content,we don't see the creeping impending doom that will not come as a bang but as a slow decay.

Like many of you I didn't see a reason, let society rot ,I will piss on the corpse, I said to myself.

but within me there was an urge to know more,to be more,I pursued this, and in doing so I had to break my fetters first,and this is where blasphemy came in.

Mainstream religion is not your friend, it will rob you of your essence and give it to some demon,that you think of as god.

No, don't fall for it, you are better than that, dare to blaspheme against whatever you hold sacred,piss on your bibles,shit on your qurans, call yahweh a cunt to his face before his priests.

and when that fear of retribution subsides you will be free to seek higher truths, you will have no objection to whatever form it manifests as.And in time the outrage will stop, the lesser gods will be forgotten and humanity will be free to pursue it's own course.

You will be a step closer to your freedom, learn that the lesser gods want to keep you a slave, weak and pathetic, they will work their magic against you, they will send their agents after you.

Don't relent.

detach, and when you do you will see the absurdity of the lesser gods and transcend their foul ways.

the minds needs detachments other wise it becomes a prisoner of concepts and dogma.

Whenever you cling to dogma,remember yourself

detach,blaspheme and seek that whatever it may be.

Good or bad…but always true.

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Painting request

Does anyone know the name of this painting?

It has a gun on a table and in the background you see a guy out the window, I think he's on a beach?

Oekaki for reference

Thanks in advance

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lel mods r nazis

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Richfag or Poorfag?

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well well well…

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Can cyborgs be real?

Scientists of /b/, get in here

Can I realistically slowly turn myself into a Cyborg?

Can we build a fighting robot that fights like a human?

Explain

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Prom Night

It's prom night, /b/. Did you guys go to prom when you were in high school?

R: 6 / I: 3 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

Airplane Stories

ITT we share stories about weird things that have happened when traveling on planes.

>be flying to visit my aunt in russia

>going fine for the first few minutes

>suddenly a lot of turbulence, chatty flight attendant doesn't seem to notice

>plane starts tilting forward

>i'mgoingtodie.png

>have a moment of crisis and start thinking about the people around me

>i think i heard some of their names earlier

>smee, mainmin, pavulheer, onlio, novyu

>as the plane turns perpendicular to the ground, the bathroom door flies open

>guy was waiting to flash people in the bathroom

>getting caught was part of his plan

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is 3DPD hate still bait if everyone hates 3DPD?

>pic related

>how could you hate her?

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spook

Post the spookiest skellies you got!

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Post euro beat

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Hey /b/, what do you think about this video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-Ut7S-yx_s

R: 7 / I: 2 / P: 21 [R] [G] [-]

Do ps3/xb360 emulators work on amd

Do those system emulators work on laptops with AMD 9 processors?

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ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS

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do you want to have some bants? do you want to have constructive conversations? do you want to talk to actual people and not meme bots? well tough shit you won't find it here, but come have bants anyway. pop in and say hello and don't become deterred by some momentary cancer, kroni a shit.

https://fnord.gg/JP5xnxY

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Rate My Dog…

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Squetting

Best slav encounters…….Squatting is prefered.

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Can you smell your own belly? If so, does it smell good or bad?

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I would like to bring to your attention, a Lefty pro-Antifa YouTube channel.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXi1QfaDiVM_fzeUSaPNYNg

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Hot date off Craigslist..Need tips

Well fellas I am finally gonna lose my virginity. Answered this ad and meeting tomorrow. He seems cool and promises to make me have a toe curling orgasm. He is paying me $500 to blow me and put his dick in my butt.

/b/ I need your help. Any tips on how to take a dick in the butt? I am nervous it will hurt or it will make me wanna shit.

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Forced dyke breeding?

As the result of a nuclear war, you're the last man on Earth and these are the last two cumdumpsters.

What do?

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A lil help from u pros anons

Masters is there a way you could tell me the music playing in this shit ?? Many app .

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The Golden Friday Thread - Meme TradeCenter

Hey good folks.

Today is Friday which means its Friday.

Let us trade some dank memes.

Thread Rules:

You must post one rare meme (worth 1 or more rare memes)

If you have a rare meme only you have seen you can charge what you want for it.

You must post rare memes to be allowed to download them, if you get caught downloading without uploading you must pay a sum on 2 rare memes or 200 USD.

You must comment and rate others memes.

You may not share the meme anywhere else the next 7 days.

Self created memes should be documented.

A perfect post should look like this:

Name: I Am S High Right Now . png

Creation date: 28 April 2017 17:30:00 LocalTime

Release date: 28 April 2017 18:00:00 LocalTime

Happy Treading!

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bois

what's that cute noise called when boys are fapping their hard dicks

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short story

sup /b/

I'm writing a short story. It's about a gangsta whose girlfriend cheats on him throughout the whole relationship of 5 years and he never finds out. Until one day he smokes some crack and her cheating is revealed to him through the magic that is smoking crack. He then sets out for revenge on those who wronged him over the last 5 years. In particular the girlfriend. Help me think of some ways to confront and get revenge on the bitch.

Also redpill thread about hoes.

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Pregnant women are repulsive

Pregnant women are ugly and repulsive plus they are unpure by definition therefore they are evil and should all be exterminated before they gave birth to a new SJW.

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Dogs are the Niggers of Animals

And so are their owners.

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Rate my GF

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I saw this in another thread and I asked for sauce because of how amazing that ass is. But nobody will even respond. Everyone is ignoring this masterpiece.

I have reverse image searched, searched the filename, NOTHING.

I asked of halfchan/r/ but I haven't gotten a response.

>inb4 thread gets derailed by pieces of human shit pointing out that I went to halfchan during the entire thread's lifespan

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ITT:We write an angry letter to Codemonkey one word at a time.

Dear Codemonkey

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How hard is it to find a genuinely autist gf?

I've seen a dozen, at most, autist waifus on the internet. I doubt there are even that many in meatspace. Where do they usually have their nests? What bait should I use to lure them into a complimentary autistic relationship?

>like pic related, but not neurotypical trash

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I voted Donald Trump. And if that fact triggers you, you can suck my pedo cock.

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new thread because the ones are shit right now

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do you come here out of loneliness or boredom?

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exciting things

Post more exciting things in this thread.

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Aye so I just Got Banned for 30 Days for My Third Time after Posting This Video on FB…

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How Many More Times do I Need to be Banned before My Pro is Banned Completely??…

.

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You will never

You will never be this meta

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Hey /b/. I'm thinking of starting a porn site, as a producer/director. I want to ask you about web hosting and maximising traffic. Do you have any good tips for receiving high traffic and acquiring cheap hosting? I'm going to have to buy equipment on credit and pay actors with debt until the business has a stable cash flow, so I was hoping you'd be able to impart some internet porn knowledge unto me

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Worst anime you've seen

Hey /b/, name some of the worst anime you've seen.

Boku no pico isn't allowed, it's overratedly bad and everyone plays it off as worse than it actually is.

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WRONG

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Gonna go mulch my ass, but I'm all outta' lube.

Looking for recommendations of household items I can use to ease the grind.

pic unrelated.

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How many out of 3?

Which do you prefer: Ass, Tits or Feet. Can have anything to do with them, i.e. licking, sucking, cumming on etc

I'm an ass man myself but it's a no go if your feet are bad

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What's a good way to meet nignog chicks as a white guy?

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Getting copyright notices

>Pirate a clockwork orange around a year ago.

>never unseed it.

>Forget I pirated it.

>1 year later this morning.

>get on my computer

>Internet isn't working

>Call suddenlink to see what the fuck is the deal.

>Says that Someone in my household downloaded illegal files and applications.

>"What was downloaded" I asked

>A clockwork orange.

>After a year and downloading hundreds of games and movies, I get a notice for a fucking 40 year old movie with the director being dead for over a decade.

>I say that people are at my house all the times and that anyone could have downloaded it on their phone.

>Okay, we'll have your service up and running here in a minute.

This is kind of funny.

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I'm feeling lazy today… :(

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TFW

TFW you learn that Tom Selleck was originally cast for both Indiana Jones *and* The Terminator, but decided to honor his Magnum PI contract and declined both roles.

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If a crazy person finger paints a van gogh painting with their own diarrhea down to a millimeter's accuracy are they a good artist?

R: 10 / I: 2 / P: 23 [R] [G] [-]

Well trump/fags/, how can you recover now?

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gib some quality flashes pls

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What part of a human body is this /b/?

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How would you react if this old pervert (who none of you know) was touching your sister in this way in front of you?

Remember: She's your sister, not your girlfriend.

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Face App

I never had much luck with the ladies. Im not gay but this app made me realize i would be attractive as a woman. Should I just take HRT and become a girl?

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it seems like I have spurred us into discussion.

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Why are white guys such cucks?

EVEN NIGGERETTES USE WHITE KNIGHTS AS BETABUX AFTER HAVING ENJOYED THE COCK CAROUSEL

>Serena Williams got engaged last week to Alexis Ohanian, co-founder of Reddit. Ohanian happens to be white and many are wondering why Serena chose to marry a white man after dating so many Black men.

>Well according to the greatest female tennis player and quite possible the greatest female athlete of all time, of all the men she dated, the white men especially her now fiancé, treated her better than the Black men.

>“When I date someone I never see color,” Serena said, “I date who I have chemistry with, but I must say Alexis has treated me better than any Black man I have dated.”

>Serena has dated a slew of Black men including rappers Drake and Common. She has also dated former NFL linebacker Lamar Arrington and basketball star Amare Stoudemire.

https://www.18karatreggae.com/2017/01/01/white-men-treat-women-better-black-men-according-serena-williams/

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>there are people who prefer dogs over cats

I don't get it.

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Is this a fetish

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wtf

wtf the world is ending soon

nice knowing you anons

it's been fun

http://thegoldwater.com/news/2538-Nibiru-Apocalypse-Underway-Planet-X-Will-Destroy-Earth-This-Year

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whitefolk

we's all niggers when we try

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So, which one of you fags is behind this challenge?

R: 254 / I: 72 / P: 24 [R] [G] [-]

Ask an anon who's chilling out of a nudist resort anything.

R: 2 / I: 1 / P: 24 [R] [G] [-]

Does anyone else here recognize that John Frusciante is the most genius musician that's ever lived on this planet?

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 24 [R] [G] [-]

How to change ip adress

I got my ip banned from a website. i didn't break any of the rules so i suspect it was a mistake. Anyway i cba to wait untill i am unbanned." i shouldn't serve the sentence if i didn't commit the crime". Can you help me change my ip and can you keep it simple. im no retard but im not neo from the matrix. Thanks

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Lyrics for rap text text for studios sstuidios for hitler hitler for world war 3

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Help me get the fuck out of Alabama

I need to get out of my hometown by June of next year and I'm trying to use Youtube/Twitch to do so.

I ain't about to beg but if ya'll wanna check out some dumb shit like house fires and my mom shitting herself (coming next monday) hit up the channel.

https://www.twitch.tv/jojothemystical

https://www.youtube.com/jojothemystical

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This morphine is making me itch like a motherfucker x.x Ask Me Anything!

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 25 [R] [G] [-]

When does the narwhal bacon, /b/?

R: 10 / I: 1 / P: 25 [R] [G] [-]

Have you been with a hooker?

How was it?

>have 2 at once

>Juan 20 the other 45

>they look related

>best sex ever

>could literally not stand afterwards

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Do Ethiopian chicks like white guys?

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I like chewing the calluses on my feet, but I hate having to wait another week for more to form.

What do I do to get calluses quicker without exercising, or what else can satisfy this feel?

R: 16 / I: 6 / P: 25 [R] [G] [-]

WHY ARE WOMEN SO UGLY?

Take away the makeup, colored hair and ear rings and they are ugly mugly dogs.

R: 25 / I: 6 / P: 25 [R] [G] [-]

Making Out With A Girl

I'm a fucking pathetic male virgin. And you know what? At this point I don't even want to have sex. What I'm actually LUSTING for is to experience intimacy

>Besides calling an escort: Where do I go or where can I call to find girls that would make-out with a male virgin?

I can't take it anymore! I just need to know what tongues and lips taste like

R: 65 / I: 28 / P: 25 [R] [G] [-]

A Bit Fucked Up

Need Advice

This may sound mean but I can't really give a fuck at this point. I'm a 30yo virgin and have been very helpful and sincere to women over the years which got me nowhere. I'm planning on volunteering somewhere over the summer in a chance I can meet and fuck a couple of girls.

I'm planning on trying to volunteer at a Burn Center. I'm thinking the girls will be disfigured/burned and have lower self esteem than regular girls so if I am just nice to them I should be able to fuck one or two and lose my virginity.

>Think this will work?

>Is there a better place to volunteer for pussy?

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 25 [R] [G] [-]

>be britanon, 29

>work for big americunt company

>take phone calls day in day out

>have cunt boss who shittalks everyone

>design document which includes improvement process over process he wrote a few months ago

>boss shittalks me for it

>find out later company making redundancies

>find out im losing my job

Fuck this company and fuck my cunt boss, Ive already found a better paying job close to where I live so this is a moot point

Heres my cunt boss' phone numbers. Do what you will with em just tell steve he is a fucking wanker and shit MIM

07810 813 459

01246 524 730

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 25 [R] [G] [-]

4fags in a nutshell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfLkK-4MI2g&feature=youtu.be

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R: 18 / I: 5 / P: 25 [R] [G] [-]

survival of the fittest

how far should we take this statement? how right was herbert spencer? do you believe in eugenics? based on what?

R: 12 / I: 1 / P: 25 [R] [G] [-]

hey /b/

why do so many bugs get into my bedroom? i only have this problem with my bedroom and not with any other room. if i dont vacuum it every 3 days you can literally see small bugs crawling on the floor.

feels bad man

R: 11 / I: 5 / P: 25 [R] [G] [-]

>go to fnord

>piece of shit normalfag children are talking about gorillaz, a band that debuted when they were barely fucking alive and tainting it

R: 32 / I: 3 / P: 25 [R] [G] [-]

Cringy and Stupid Sex Stories

ITT we share stories of the stupidest stuff we've said or done during sex. Also, things our partner has done during sex are acceptable.

>Be me

>Be with gf

>We've fucked before so it's not like this was our first time

>Doing her I'm the ass from behind doggystyle, her favorite

>Really getting into it, wrecking that pussy with my average sized white dick

>get the urge to say something dirty into her ear

> "I'm gonna fuck you so hard you'll be shitting cum for a week"

>The fuck did I just say

>Too awkward to finish

>Fuck two hours later, just stay quiet this time

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 26 [R] [G] [-]

#2 and #3 = WOW, SURVEILLANCE AND GUN CONTROL SURE DO WORK!!