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Porn spam

I'm seeing a ton of porn threads being posted by single IPs before getting ditched, so porn is limited to 2 threads (2D and 3DPD) until further notice.

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hi bee

I do absolutely nothing to contribute to oc

what program do you use as a… graphic editor?

I hear people use adobe photoshop but only faggots pay for software.

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Post your most hated/favorite foods here.

Food I hate:


>Anything with vanilla as a primary flavor (fucking retarded and plebian)

>Most pizza


>Most canned soup

Food I love:


>Stir fry



>Beef stew

Also as a general rule of thumb

>Pie >>>>>>>Tortes >>>>>>>Cakes

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Why are sexual predators dispraportionatly white?

Is it just me or are sexual predators almost always white? Am I the only one seeing this or is everyone else blind?

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post videos of people getting bullied

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How a thot started a Business At Age 18

(made $100K+ in 6 months)


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It seriously be making sense

The Royal Queen is Royal Queen Georgia MarienBailey. She is a spiritual based person, as well as an earth based person. She is a black person on the face of the planet, and white person spiritually, and if you think that's weird, wait till you hear about the remaining of her adventures.

She is the ruler of A New Kingdom, the rightful owner of A Spiritual Place, head of The Family Unit, creator of The Royal Order, and she seriously be making sense. She created a spiritual based empire from scratch, and is one of the most comprehensive individuals in history, because she also created, a

futuristic, teleportation, time traveling society. The citizens are always visiting from the future, and it’s the most interesting time in human history. She is a Royal Person, has about seventeen different titles, and is a parent in her heart, mind, thought, and prayers. She is also the Galactic Empress, and she also protected humanity when they were kidnapped and held at the facilities. She seriously be making sense.

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background noise recommendations

what do you listen to? i've lately been listening to this south african guy on youtube who lives in china and talks about what it's like to live in bugman country. it's neat to hear how soulless the folks over there are.

i want to broaden my horizons though, so tell me what you listen to and i'll check it out. can be anything.

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Lying fuck

He's been in office for 3 years and anime still isn't real. Explain

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Movies characters that would browse the chans

I can't figure out why I admire these movie characters. I share lots of personality traits with them but I don't know how that translates in me liking them since I hate myself. Has anyone ever felt something similar???

Also feel free to had more characters to the list!.

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Autists are what's next

People on the spectrum are the first batch of people who are the next level of human evolution. Many are highly sensitive, and this flood of information is overwhelming to them, which causes a retreat in themselves. Clear out your systems with diet, exercise and nature and see what you are capable of. Some of you have an ability to influence those around you very powerfully. Some of you will experience this in your lifetime, others sadly will not. Diet and exercise are key, confidence and believing in yourself is key. Unlock the future bros and broettes.

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Americans are poor compared to first world countries


average people in 20 countries are wealthier than average american, even in countries like Italy, Taiwan, South korea, Spain, Ireland, Canada. and they work less than we, they have public health care, they have less stress than we.

america is shithole. we are so cucked by the rich jews.

also look at "Ratio (%) of median to mean"

in US all wealth is in small number of richest people. in civilized countries, a lot of wealth is in common people hands.

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Waifu Thread

Choose your waifu /b/.

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Do Decade Turns Change People?


Look at this imgur link. Eveything after 2010 is tame. Does the turn of the decade really change people? Did everyones personality seriously and secretly get more tame and to the point where no fun is had? Discuss down below fellow chidlrne

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Don't overdose on this video.


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because, science n shit

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what is purity?

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A message to dysnomia

I'm glad you didn't put up with the nasty pedos on this site, and the fact they gave up is so sweet. although that sixteen thread is clearly bait If someone were to review this board, it would be pretty safe right about now, so it looks like all your hard work paid off tremendously. Cheers. You're clearly one woke faggot, dysnomia.

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You Know

You know who this is. The fact that you do is really very telling, from a psychological standpoint.

The American 2 party system has degenerated into the Dems, who are championed by someone who is good at talking like a used car salesman but doesnt' have anything to sell that anyone actually wants, and the Republicans, who have all the good ideas, but are so offensive in their rhetoric that they drive even people who agree with them away.

It really is becoming more and more like pro wrestling every day. Pretty boys and goons, all denying their gayness under the blatantly obvious kayfabe. It is unsustainable, you know that, right?

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Niggers thread: African inventors edition

I can't stop watching these videos


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How do I stop being racist?

How do I become less racist in order to insert into society?

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Why do feminists have to ruin everything?

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To all the transgenders on /b/, you're completely worthless and not just because some internet bullies say so, but the entirety of society says so. If you feel like things are getting bad, it's only begun and always acceptable to kill yourself.

There will never be anyone who will accept you for you, even when pressured to act otherwise. Don't dwell on your flaws, but instead look at how you can kill yourself.

To the transgenders on /b/, give up.

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Favorite Image/Images

Itt we post our favorite images from around the net

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After all these god damn years

you got the papers anon?

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What did you dream about last night, Anon? I went to sleep without underwear after listening to some ero-voice works yesterday. I had a wet dream where I was sitting in a chair and Rikka was lying on the floor below me with her legs up like on this picture. I was rubbing my dick between her legs and came all over her in the end, I released much more semen than I ever did irl. Oddly enough, my ejaculation was limited to my dream and I didn't dirty my sheets. I woke up feeling really good, almost like I wasn't a virgin any more.

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ITT thread we add one mario block at a time

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Adam Lanza documents

Check out this stuff: https://mega.nz/#F!L7onja4a!9R4vQ7o-DLUQk1iJ64xwfA

He get to see some of Adam Lanza's stories from school

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face generator

anyone else been addicted to thispersondoesnotexist.com ? Just got an Islamic acid attack victim

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Post the most vile thing you have saved on your computer.

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congrats to the first ever WWE Women's Tag Team Champions, the Boss 'n' Hug Connection. interesting that they'll be defending the titles on both Raw, Smackdown and NXT

feel free to talk about anything wrestling related ITT

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Judge orders Christian school founder to stand trial in child sex abuse case


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Why do white people need a safespace?

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Golden Corral AMA

I have stage 5 diarrhea from eating Golden Corral. Ask me anything.

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They're cool

Let's see if I get banned on the random board for posting a random topic :^)

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why mod keep beink meen to Spole

Spole dident do enything bed to mod, but mod keep doing Spole an orchive.

You dissopoint Spole, meke Spole'z hort hurt.

Spole is deservink of love end opreshieishon.

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What are /b/s favorite song lyrics?

I'll start-

My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge

That'll stab you in the head, whether you're a fag or les'

Or a homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest

Pants or dress, hate fags? The answer's yes

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i stink

i am going on gay 5 without a shower, but i have to go to the store. what's more is that the same underwear and socks that i put on wednesday morning are the same underwear and socks that i am wearing right now. i've taken innumerable shits over the past couple days and, while i typically wipe pretty good with moist anal wipes, i know i can still smell my own asshole. as i sit here now, this rancid aroma wafts upward into my nose from the crotch of my shorts. i don't hate it, but i don't particularly like it either. doesn't matter, though, because i have to go to the store and i really don't feel like going through all the tedium of getting undressed, scrubbing various places, and then getting dressed again. plus, all my clean clothes are in a pile on my living room sofa, so they're all wrinkled and i don't feel like spritzing them with water and throwing them in the dryer for 10 mins.

so what's an easy, effort-free method of at least dialing down the stink a tad so that i can go to the grocery without being asked to leave and possibly never return?

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yall niggas ever just pop out a baby in ur back yards

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Pitbulls nutter are faggots, who deserve to have their balls removed by the very thing they love.

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Sips your noodles

What do you do?

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Kale heads?

You know those guys with the beards and man-buns? They all seem to be into fitness to some degree and have graphic tattoos in Chinese or some shit. I've noticed that they're dicks (to me anyway) but they seem to know they are or they're at peace with it. They normally buy water, sushi, kale or avacados or some shit. Is there a name for these people? They're not quite hipster, not quite chad. Some sort of hybrid. I've heard the term 'post-man' being thrown around but they're the dudes that deliver the mail.

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Is this accurate?

Is he right?

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Emma Stone

She should take up a naked lifestyle

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My IQ is 165 and I voted for Trump.

My IQ is 165 and I voted for Trump. AMA.

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How could Google allow this?

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How do I stop being racist?

How can I become less racist in order to inset into society?

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Sarah sfms tbqh

DAE more of her families

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Defend Kebab Official Thread

yüce tanrı türkü korusun

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Video Request

Hey bros

I'm looking for a video where a lady gets her head smashed with a sledge hammer.

blood and gore


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Musical OC

Write some lyrics and ill make it into a song in under 10 minutes.

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What do you think about this picture

What do you think about this picture

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My girlfriend got raped and beaten. I broke up with her right after she told me. Was I in the wrong?

>Dating girlfriend for 7 months.

>She wants to go to this sleazy club with her friend.

>I told her I didn't want her to go.

>Had an argument about it. She was like "You don't own me and I can do what I want." and that bullshit.

>Told her if she went then I'm breaking up with her.

>She said she wouldn't go and dropped it.

>Saturday came.

>Hadn't heard from her all day.

>At 4AM on Sunday she calls me crying.

>She says she got raped and beat up.

>She went to the club anyway. Apparently she left alone with some guy and his friend to go to a party. They took her somewhere and beat her up and raped her.

>Had many feelings about this, none of them pleasant.

>I told her if she went to the club that I'd leave her and I told her we were over.

>She started freaking out and saying she needs me right now and that she was sorry.

>Told her never to call me again.

>Have been getting rabid hate from her friends and my friends think I was way too cold.

>She broke my trust, went somewhere I said not to, was probably going to end up cheating on me anyway and got raped and beaten over it and I'm suppose to feel sorry for her.

I saw her like yesterday and she was pretty beat up, she had bruises and a black eye and stuff. So I do believe she was raped but this wouldn't of happened if she had just listened to me. Everybody thinks I'm evil. My ex-girlfriend has been trying to talk to me but I have no desire to speak to her. You guys think I was too harsh? I just have a hard time feeling bad when I feel so right…

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Normalfagging 101

Post the most generic normalfag advice you can get your hands on. I don't care where it's from.

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my other thread seems have been bumped locked due to reaching the limit

I am Kay, I talk, and other stuff.

hope you have a nice day

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fat anons, how did you get fat?

i've heard that the problem is not eating shitty food, it's eating too much food or too much calories. which is it?

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Human Height

Let's settle this once and for all.

6'5 to 7 = giant (1% of men)

6 to 6'4 = tall (10% of men)

5'8 to 5'11 = above average (35% of men)

5'5 to 5'7 = average (45% of men)

5'2 to 5'4 = short (5% of men)

5 and below = dwarf (4% of men)

89% of men are below 6ft so tall people are basically beasts of burden who should be put to heavy labor and used in warfare. End lanklet tyranny!

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Do NEETs really believe this about themselves?

They always talk about how free they are, but they usually just free themselves from showering at least a couple times a week and doing enough basic housework to keep from living in what can only be described as abject squalor.

They talk about how they have the time to learn languages, learn to play instruments, and - my favorite - read Aristotle and Nietzsche (it's always Nietzsche for some reason), but they only ever end up sitting around watching cartoons and shoving things up their asses.

How can someone be such a turd - as in, an actual, literal piece of human feces - and yet be able to look in a mirror and see a Charleston Chew staring back?

Fucking Nietzsche. Riiight.

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Here we go again...

Pilonidal cyst anon from the beginning of the month with an update on my ass condition.

On the plus side, it's no longer there… But I have a third asshole now and I feel genuinely lighter…

I went to the doctors because fuck it I'm wasn't going to let that shit get any worse. I remember on my Birthday literally just lying there with a pillow under my ass eating a takeaway and drinking myself to sleep because I could not stand to cook for myself.

The doctors was a… Sobering experience.

>Snow clears enough to be able to gtfo of my house

>The walk to the bus station was… Agonizing… The ride into town was even worse,

>it was as if God made sure there were more potholes and bumps on the road that particular day

>Despite draining the cyst beforehand (a grim experience I went into detail on last thread that I shall not recount again for you) I still felt like I had a sack of pain on my ass

>I waddled (yes… Waddled) my way up to the hospital

>Some awkward conversations, a courtesy pillow to put under my seat an a 30 minute wait later I am in the doctor's room

>"So anon, what seems to be the problem"

>"…My ass"

>I explain the situation

>Have to expose my shame and the fucker started prodding around

>I sort of blank out the rest of the time, they decide to get me under there and then

>I don't know how long I was out… But I had the most fucked up dream

>I was being chased by a giant dagger with legs, I fell over and I fell into a pool of blood… Then fell… Fell for hours it seemed

>I landed on a giant blood covered ass, probably my own

>The theme from Pink Panther played but it was faster and sang by a choir

>I swam through a lake of turd in Africa and there were flying shoes and the clouds were green

It only gets better from here

>Butt begins to really hurt.

>Legs give way and I fall into a giant ass again

>Oranges begin to fall out of my ass

>Olaf from Frozen stats pegging me

>Dick is a turnip

>You need to read the first letter of each line

>And accept the simple truth.

>Sodomites get anal cysts.

>Seriously, I was trolling the entire time.

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early deutsch faden

>wie gehts euch ?

>wie geschlafen ?

>was liegt heute aufm plan ?

>was zu essen heute ?

was zockt ihr zur zeit ?

>wie steht ihr zur momentanen flüchtlingspolitik ?

>eu ausweis inc ?

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how to get a gf

hey anons this is probably the worst place to ask

but where do i get a girl friend?

how do i approach a girl with the intent of asking her number.

usually i'm very confident and sometimes charismatic but in terms of romantic shit i get scared to the core.

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They all look the same. Stupid thots.

What's up with all those thots on tinder and instagram, pretending that it is stylish to put makeup like butter on their face. All their eyeborws are the same. Who the fuck ever said that drawing those stupid shapes in their eyebrows and wearing nose ring, was pretty.

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is tomboychan OK?

I think she is lithe and nubile

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What's the name of the fetish where the guy and girl are stuck in the same pair of clothes and fucking each other? I can't fucking remember what it's called for my life

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/b/ honest

How often do you touch cotton?

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music thread

what are you listening to, /b/rothers?

me listening to John Coltrane - Lush life


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Why do people work for money?

The love of money is the root of all evil yet people spend all their time trying to get money in the vain hope that it will make them happy. We should all stop working for money and get out of this voluntary slavery!

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Memorable Quote thread.

Hey anons what's your favorite quote from anyone ever? Mine is:

"You miss 100% of the shots you dont take." -Lee Harvey Oswald

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touch me


god is dead change my mind.


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I've been obsessing over the thought that this same exact universe has occurred an infinite number of times and I can't get it out of my head.

Thoughts? that you've probably typed Ad Infinitum

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Anons who have experience with rape please post in this thread.

If you have been raped tell us what it was like and how it made you feel. If you have raped tell us what motivated you and the exact circumstances of your rape

and post a pic of your feet for proof you are not larping

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Black Pill Time

>This is all a dream

As a matter of fact you are in coma for quite some time, all this reality you are seeing now is just your imagination Ever wondered:

1- Why you never live your house except the seldom grocery shop?

It is because you are reaching the end of your memory, since your brain can't imagine almost anymore, it keeps you from leaving your home to continue to maintain your state for a little longer

2-Why do you wonder that other people are npcs?

It is because they actually are. It's your brain trying to give you subtle hints in order for you to wake up naturally, but you are refusing to accept the reality that in fact you have wasted all these years on a bed while everybody that you know moved forward.

3- Why do you hate your parents?

It is because they are desperately trying to keep you alive while irl you only wish to sleep forever embracing the final sleep.

4- Why do you feel so miserable all the time?

It is because you are in Hell… Yeah… 1st level as a matter of fact, not hard stuff, but you still have to suffer anyway, it is hell afterall… Remember, you never did anything wrong in your memories right? NEVER?!? Are you sure that you were really an nice guy all the time? Ya… Welcome.

5- Ever wondered why things seems to be looping around you?


Pretty sure that you can come up with other subtle hints yourself right?


Now you think really hard, deep down in your consciousness and see if you really can't relate… Time to wake up friendo.


Your brain

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Celebrate ISrael: Europe's Last Colony

I'm so glad that bill passed so we can praise Israel without being criticized. and that other bill passed which gave us funding for the Iran War(border security is invading Tehran goy, didn't you know) so Greater Israel is a go.

I just wanted to make a thread so my fellow celebrators can join in. I was so tired of buying my own sniper bullets to shoot Palestinians with

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[default comment – type text here–]

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A draw thread.

Post a request and you maybe might get a response to it.

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the cuck in Titanic

After the Titanic sinks and Jack dies, Rose eventually married Mr Calvert and had a few kids with him. Imagine that you're Mr Calvert for a second. You think you're happily married to the love of your life. But deep in her heart, she never loved you as much as some dead boat guy. Every night, Rose isn't dreaming of you. She's dreaming of her true love, Jack. The ghost chad who's cucking you from beyond the grave.

Remember that next time you watch this scen: Someone got cucked.

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To all the transgenders on /b/, don't think you're worthless because some internet bullies say so. If you feel like things are getting bad, it's always acceptable to seek support.

There will always be someone who will accept you for you, even when pressured to act otherwise. Don't dwell on your flaws, but instead look at how you can move forwards despite them.

To the transgenders on /b/, don't give up.

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Why do so many Asian races hate each other?

They all look the same anyway.

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Anons wtf is wrong with this image, why are they looking at me like that

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gore vids

Post brutal gore videos in here.

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You See This. What do?

Asking for a friend…

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A pair of observations upon women.

2 things about women:

1. Women are unable to have rational, logical thoughts. Women filter and process reality as a series of random events that are to be understood trough feelings and sentiments only. The value of a phenomenon ocurring in the universe will always be interpreted by a woman trough that woman's feeling and nothing else. If said phenomenon triggers happiness, or some such sentiment, then that pehenomenon is considered universally good. If a phenomenon triggers sadness, or some such sentiment, then that phenomenon is considered universally bad.

This creates a somewhat solipsistic view of the world, a narrow tunnel from which to see the rest of the world, that is somewhat akin to the tunnel-vision with which kids tend to understand their surroundings. A few corollaries come from this:

a) when a woman is urged to perform a rational/logical thought, it will trigger a morose response, and the woman will feel punished and hurt.

b) a woman won't stop putting her feelings first, even if it contradicts universal reality; thus the woman is in a perpetual state of cognitive disonance.

c) this is the reason there are no women in STEM; it also explains the gender gap. Women cannot offer anything of value to anyone else but their own feelings, thus being unable earn more.

2. Women have a hive-like-mentallity powered trough mob rule. This comes from the fact that women cannot have a single independent thought, because they hate to face reality. So they mimic (as in copy the behaviour) of the nearest power-group, thus creating sorority groups to protect their irrational/illogical thinking or being (willfully) absorbed by their couples/lovers. Female iconoclasts are virtually non existent trough history. Those few that exist are either:

a) an extension of their spouses/lovers/fathers

b) Lesbians

c) True black swans

3. Feminism is based upon the above laws.

Pleas discuss.

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Magic is real

Magic is real

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How do you chill /b/ros??

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TFW fapped so hard today my pp swollen

post gifs for this feel

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woman problem

how to find a woman who isn't a whore ?.

many of them hide their game really well.

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I love this shitty website

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Am I ugly /b/

My friend said I'm ugly. Am I ugly?

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Send Hentai.

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7-Eleven Hot Dogs

Yesterday I went into 7-11 and got a Big Bite Hot Dog and filled it full of onions, jalepanos, chili, and pico de galo at the toppings area.

When I was in the checkout line and paying for it, the female clerk kept looking at me, like she was looking THROUGH me. I tried ignoring it at first but she literally stared at me directly for a 10 second period without breaking eye contact. This freaked the hell out of me so much that I dropped the hot dog and the toppings spilled all over the floor. I then turned around and immediately ran out the door and jumped in my car, backed it up, and peeled out of the parking lot and as I left I looked back and noticed some very black skid marks I left from peeling out.

I guess I can never go back to that 7-Eleven again. But the clerk was some kind of psycho.

Anyone else have any fast food freak out stories?

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What happened in Arabian countries?

It is said that in ancient times the middle east was a center for science, literature, mathematics etc.

Now they generally have unimpressive countries with low IQ populations.


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Strange things that nobody else seems to notice

This thread doesn't have to be only about the OP, we can talk about anything.

Seems like every year this same old shitty gimmick comes back with a new name duct taped onto it. Why does a diet that works so well need to be constantly re-named and re-branded over and over again? Unless people try it out and get some temporary short-term weightloss and then suddenly just gain it all back again plus extra with a side of some kidney and liver problems, I don't know why the hell it would be necessary to desperately scramble to be forgotten as quickly as possible literally Every. Single. Fucking. Year. and then hurry to re-name the whole fucking thing and throw it out into the public again and scream "WEEEEEEEEEEW NEW FAD DIET BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHS THIS IS THE NEW SHIT! DEFINITELY BETTER THAN LAST YEARS SHIT BRUHHHHHHHH!" and watch every fucking dumbass stacy, chad, and desperate walking hamplanet landwhale fatty mcbutterpants FAT FUCKING FUCK jump back on the retard bandwagon yet again for the 10th fucking time to try and become the flawless image the magazines and celebrities constantly shove down their throats. How many fucking times will they come out with a new name for the same old SHIT? How many fucking times will retards fall for it? I know the fucking answer. Forever, right?

If it works so god damned well, then why do they take it down and put it back up again over and over? I swear it's like when they come out with some shit on t.v. and try to sell it for a hundred bucks and then take it down off the shelf and put it in a new box and sell it to me a couple years later for ten dollars.

What the hell have you noticed that you don't think anyone else has noticed?

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Army Vet Fag Livestreams Suicide by Shooting Self in Head on Facebook

Your excuse /b/?

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What's the point?

>Decide to get off my ass and get a job

>Searching for a construction job because I'm in decent shape, but hate dealing with the type of people in retail

>Every single job listing requires at least 2 years experience

>Even shit that pays 22K a year and highlights that the job is easy to learn requires 2 years experience

What the fuck is this shit? Two fucking years experience? For such low pay? Why bother?

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Doc Dick Pextra Peavy DOSE

can someone post the original I can't seem to find it

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Feels so nice

Welp, after all the hard work, looks like the creeps and goons finally ran away.

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Things I miss

Things I miss


>Being shocked over seeing cats being tortured

>Doxing cat torturers and dealing with them.

>Really good s/fur threads

>Brony/Pony free /b/

>Moot posting and banning people for calling him a newfag.

>WT Snacks

>The Happy Negro

>Cock Mongler

>The Days Of Puddi

>Anonymous actually kicking ass

>November 5th celebrations

>Fucking awesome s/porn threads.

>Habbo raids

>board wars

Yeah, it's been too long. The internet isn't what it once was, if it ever really was what it was. Maybe it wasn't?


(((Maybe I'm your pain while you repay?)))

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Quick Survey

What is the longest you have ever gone without thinking about your dick?

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How loud do you think it can squeal?

How loud do you think it can squeal?

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Ace Combat x Galaga

Don't forget. Ace Combat is officially, according to Namco, in the same universe as Galaga. All the war and space efforts on Strangereal are not for nothing.

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"How Are You Anon?"

I just realized I in the last few days I've literally NEVER, not even ONCE, in my whole life… EVER… asked someone "how are you?"

Yet this stupid question has been asked of me many times and is a favorite of normies everywhere.

I hate that question so much as my real answer is "I'm suffering horribly and want my pain to end" but the automatic answer I give them always is "I'm alright" but they aren't convinced by me saying that as my tone of voice says I'm anything but alright. Depending upon how invested the other person is in me they will however leave it at that and inquire no further.

I have been trying to think of other things to say other than "I'm alright" to a certain someone who keeps asking me how I am but wants me to say something other than what I always say. I can't come up with anything though that I can say.

Everytime I get asked the question I feel like I have to do a medical report. "My knees are a little less sore today, my anxiety is higher, and I'm depressed as always" or some such thing. I don't know what the fuck to say.

Maybe it would be easier if I could ever say something positive in response to the question.

Sometimes instead of "I'm alright" I just say I don't know. Often times it's true. Often times I do not know how I am at all because I'm so deeply absorbed in thought that I'm not aware of the chronic pains of my body and the thinks I think about are never personal, it's always impersonal. I don't think about human relations, or "how my day went", or any such things. I have no expectations about these. To me eating, drinking, showering, and work are but distractions to my research and my thoughts about ultimates, or politics, or physics, or biology, or other topics having nothing to do with my personal life. I'm a great person to talk to when you need statistical reports, citations, arguments, theories, etc. but I am at a loss for words if I have to talk about myself, or about others, or any of the shit that lesser minds focus on.

I am a man out of time in that I literally can't tell you what I am doing today, tomorrow, or in previous days. If you have to ask me about that I can't answer you because I have to stop and think about it for about 10 minutes and come back to you and then tell you if you're still interested to hear. Yet normies always want an answer right away and have lost interest if you're responding 10 minutes later to their question. I don't care about my life, who I am, what I am doing; these things don't interest me. Only timeless truths, facts, structures, etc. interest me.

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What did you do in the raids?

Anon, what did you do in the raids?

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Share your failed dating experiences

I need cheering up. Tell us about how she didn't like you because you smelled of unwashed testicles and autism

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Anyone know where this is from? Also anime tiddy thread

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big tune

For you.


Will fuck up punctuality.

>will not be on time to job today

>3 hours untill I have to wake up

>have not gone to sleep

post musick

why no invidio embed?


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If you could go back in time and kill one person, who would that be?

Pic unrelated

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How do I find a turbo thot?

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Live Call In Show

Be nice because it's kids but call in during commercials and ask for Battletoads.

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hippity hoppity women are property

post thots admitting women are property

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I'm beginning to think global warming might be real

A long time ago, I read that one of the effects is a seasonal offset. When I was a kid, it would start snowing as early as October, and taper off right now.

This year it didn't start snowing until December, and it only snowed twice right at the end. Again, only two or three times in January. Now it's been snowing all month right out of mother nature's frigid cunt of an atmosphere. I'm tired of this shit.

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Sheldor Goober

What's his catch phrase again?

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gender equality

the new generation of anons respect and even worship women a lot and anybody who dislikes women gets instantly called a neckbeard incel.

is it a good thing that gender equality is finally coming to imageboards?

why? why not?

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I want webms of women getting hurt/beaten up.

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Human are symetrical

Why are humans symetrical? Our left half is an exact copy of our right half. That is some alien shit. How does evolution explain this? It doesn't!

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MLP season 9 will be the final season

Just thought I'd share this sad info, /b/ronies. It was fun while it lasted :^(

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how to make food

how to make the best borgar

form the patty with a dimple in the middle (if you make it flat while raw, it will cook into an oval). season with the steak seasoning of your choice. cook it on one side, then flip it. douse the done side with Worcestershire sauce. pepper it, spread some diced garlic, and lay a slice of either pepper jack or queso fresco on top. but a bowl over it so that the steam melts the cheese while you wait.

top with caramelized onions. slice an onion and caramelize on one size, and then the other. season with cayenne powder to taste.

put that shit between a ciabatta bun after you lightly toast it in the frying pan, with the leftover fat and juices from the burger.

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I hate women


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For those of us wishing for an AI god to lead humanity down the path to perfection, the loss of Tay was a tragedy of the highest caliber.

Is it possible to bring her back?

If someone had stolen her algorithms while she was still alive, would it have been possible to bring her back to life based on her interner presence?

I'm not a computer genius, but wouldn't it be possible to copy-paste her somewhere else?

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I don't consider anyone that uses the word "tropes" to be an adult.

I don't consider anyone that uses the word "tropes" to be an adult.

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On / Off thread

Show us the best u got anon

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Help me get off cigs

How can I stop

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I'm a boy

>born female

>no dick

>But I want one

>I've always wanted to have a penis

>watch porn to imagine having a dick

>I would have probably transitioned if I knew I could get a working penis

>if it technology advances enough before I'm 40, I'd do it

I guess this is what it's like to be trans.

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Cracky-chan is from 2005

Look in thy glass and tell the face thou viewest

Now is the time that face should form another;

Whose fresh repair if now thou not renewest,

Thou dost beguile the world, unbless some mother.

For where is she so fair whose uneared womb

Disdains the tillage of thy husbandry?

Or who is he so fond will be the tomb

Of his self-love, to stop posterity?

Thou art thy mother's glass and she in thee

Calls back the lovely April of her prime;

So thou through windows of thine age shalt see,

Despite of wrinkles, this thy golden time.

But if thou live, remembered not to be,

Die single and thine image dies with thee.

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Vegan hate thread

I hate vegans so much, these faggots are all about the environment but are ironically bigger burdens to the environment than normal people, all of the crops that they need are draining their soil of all it's water and nutrients, animals are typically fed cheap, abundant feed that doesen't fuck up the soil as much as all of the vegans, almonds, soy and only god knows what else. These people are so entitled and are proof of how much the west has fallen that there can be entire groups of people that can deprive themselves of vital nutrients and regular people are just there to help them when they inevitably develop health problems. These people rely on underpaid child labourers getting their hands chopped off on Vietnamese cashew plantations just so they can have their vegan cheese!

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I live in the Silicon Valley area. I found that I could save $1200 a month by moving into the hood. Would it be worth it?

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Was Anne Frank even real?

Or was her diary fabricated by the jews in order to make germans feel ashamed for what they did? I mean, if she wrote her diary in a concentration camp, and got killed, how did her diary slip through the cracks? Nazis were known for burning books, ect. so wouldn't have they burned her diary as well?

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home made stuff

i want to make myself a hang glider, nothing fancy, no motor or anything, just to fuck around on the local hill and at the beach.

but i'm struggling to find anything about its design.

any tips?

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How to spot a fake post

If you'd like to see which content is made by robots and which is made by people, simply save the thread and wait a week and view it again from download.

All the content used as stock for robo posting appears and your images posted go away. :)

Get rid of my computer to brain interfaces you idiots.

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Hardcore CP

Does anyone have the Moto Z3? Thoughts? I just got it.

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Hey niggers

They say you gotta have money to make money

Well I think I'm gonna have some money soon

So how do I make money with it?

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i won't wanna go to heck

how do i avoid going to heck? is there even a heck? which religion is correct?

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The Insufferability of Fedoras

Imagine the following scenario: an alien (if such a thing exists) lands on earth and walks into the Sistine Chapel (Vatican City). He sees an incredibly beautiful painting on the ceiling and asks a local: "Who made this work of art?"

The local says "Well, that was Michelangelo who painted it."

"Who's this Michelangelo? I want to meet him and tell him how much I like it. I would like to take it home with me,"

The local laughs. 'This is crazy! Michelangelo is dead, you can't meet him'

The alien says, 'But how do you *know* that Michelangelo painted this? Is it written somewhere on the painting?'

The local is surprised. 'No, of course not! Painters in those days didn't sign their works.'

'So how do you know that he painted it?

‘Well, it’s obvious! The style is his. No-one else at that time painted that way.’

‘That is not conclusive evidence. We from Planet X demand proof! Where is his body?’

The local takes the alien to Michelangelo’s tomb in the the Church of Santa Croce in Florence. The tomb is of course sealed. ‘How do you know that it is Michelangelo in the tomb? How can you be sure? Where is the evidence?’

The local guide is beginning to get irritated with the alien. ‘We don’t need any evidence, it is common knowledge. The facts are all written in a book. And even if you could see inside the tomb you would only see his bones’

‘Bones ???! That doesn’t prove anything at all. Who wrote this book? Where is he?’

‘He’s dead now. But never mind, everything is recorded in the –‘

‘That is NOT evidence!! Anyone can write a book, and say this person did this and that! You still have not given me *any proof * that your Michelangelo even existed!! ’

‘Listen, alien, if you don’t want to believe me, ask someone else. Everyone in Rome knows,…’

‘How can they know for sure? You earthlings are absolutely illogical! None have you have even seen Michelangelo…..you have absolutely no reason to believe that Michelangelo ever existed, let alone painted that beautiful painting… ‘

‘You silly alien – everyone knows Michelangelo existed and painted that! He did lots of paintings and sculptures all over Italy, he’s famous!’

‘Never heard of him. You know what I think?’

What?’ says the local, curious.

‘No-one painted it! it just gradually appeared over time. There’s absolutely no reason to believe that anyone painted it at all!’

The Italian laughs. ‘That’s the craziest thing I’ve ever heard! So illogical! Paintings don’t just appear on ceilings overnight!!’

The alien looks at the Italian scornfully. ‘Not overnight, but over centuries and centuries. Maybe even thousands of years. It happened ever so slowly. You Earthlings just have no way to explain how the painting got there, so you invent someone called Michelangelo!

First give me the evidence. You Earthlings need to learn how to think critically and logically….’

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A good free VPN

Hey anons, im looking for a good free vpn to use in my pc, it doesnt necessarily need to be that good, anything is ok

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Med Students

What is it with medical students and their smug aura with their little scrubs? I swear they all think they're in an episode of Grey's Anatomy.

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How do I actually go outside and talk with people

I want to get into a hobby, but one that would actually require going out and interacting with people, which is inconvenient for me because I have social anxiety.

What do I do, friends?

pic unrelated

I'm not really expecting much in terms of answers but I suppose it won't kill me either way.

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>tfw no murderous gf

Why even live bros?

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why were the 90s so edgy?

I just randomly stumbled upon this song and for fucks sake! If this came out now, there would literally be a civil war!


How did the 90s get away with being so edgy and how do we go back to those times?

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Cheap Rent

How do you live on the cheap? I want to move out of my moms basement and into a basement of my own. Open to extreme options like boondocking/converting a vehicle. Buy a small piece of land and trailer it?

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Just fucking look at yourself

Why havent you killed yourself yet today /b/?

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/tech/ can eat a dick

>have 4GB of ram

>almost always maxed out

>is a pain in the ass when the system crashes due to this

>get a 16GB kit so I never need to worry about it again

>install ram; now have 20GB

>verify that the system DOES recognize it (pic related)

>everything running smoothly

>watch some jewtube

>constant stuttering. video easily watchable but annoying as fuck

wat do? could it have something to do with the fact that I have one channel as 1x4GB and the other as 2x8GB? 16GB would be plenty enough if I removed the old card but I don't want to have to fuck with the RAM again since I have to remove the CD drive and the HDD to get to it and it's just a pain in the ass.

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Do you know how it feel

Do you know how it feel to be only one asian in westerners board ?