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META

Archive of the PSA thread so there aren't two stickies cluttering page 1.

https://archive.is/47G3q

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NEETS a shit

Hey NEETs, get off the board, don't you have chores to be doing and tendies to be begging for?

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Are the pnoy motherfucker gone yet?

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i doubt there are any women on this board, but i'll try asking anyway. i see commercials on tv for products for female bladder leak. is this really a thing that happens so much to so many women that there is a whole industry for it? do girls really have piss leaking out their cunts at random times? does that mean if you ate out a girl there's a chance that she's pissed herself right before because her bladder leaked and you'll end up drinking it??

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PLEASE EXPLAIN

How is image #1 considered much worse than image #2? So much to the point that every site (including so called free-speech sites) have either banned it or moved it to one section? Why is cuteness considered worse than killing/violence? I need someone to help because I'm so obsessed with this fact. Please

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r8 my teeth

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Little girls Thread

ITT post little girls.

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"Uhh, racist and sexist much?" edition

Dear Moderation of 8chan's /b/ ("Random") board…

I want to become the owner of this board. More than you LIKE being the owner of this board- trust me. I'm not saying you're bad at moderation, just that I deserve it more.

I will make this thread every day until I'm the owner of this board. I will make /b/ great again and it will be better than whatever's going on right now. Thank you.

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These are some of my bones.

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The earth is flat, you faggots. Prove me wrong

http://flatearth7.blogspot.com

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WebM Thread

Post only your very best, the most catchy webms you have.

No .mp4 allowed

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When will it be perfectly legal to pump a boy's pussy full of cum?

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lonely

Where should I go when I'm feeling lonely?

I don't want to go to a church where some psycho is gonna be like "jesus will give you comfort"

Do I go to a bar?

I don't want to be around the people i live with

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where are the memes

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Alright, I wanna talk about something with you guys I've posted about a couple times before.

>Why post it here?

Because like I usually point out I'm a recluse, this site is the majority of my social contact these days aside from with women.

>I don't like reading long things! That makes it a BLOG!

Why do you want to out yourself as a stupid illiterate nigger? If you don't like to read, maybe message boards aren't for your retarded ass and you should keep your stupid gums from flapping, faggot. Fuck you. Seriously, sick of your autistic shit. Fuck you. Fuck you.

Fuck yooooou.

>REDDIT SPACING!!

What does that even mean? Are you just sanctioning correct formatting and punctuation to some other website you're obsessed with? I don't know how they type there because I don't go there. If you know this to begin with that means YOU are a redditor, so fuck off back there.

Anyway, I met a girl off a fetish site last month. We were eachother's fetishes, we fucked, she turned it into a one night stand by giving me this lame excuse about how she couldn't see me for two weeks because her terminally ill male cousin was coming to visit.

>Beta with a case of oneitus

Far from it, I've stuck to my general "spare and a pair" rule, I'm casually seeing four other girls, two more seriously, the thing is this girl is extremely hot so for that reason I'd love to hit it again, but also I sucked in bed and I don't really like doing the one night stand thing. Also there's a chance she just blew me off because she's bi-polar and she was going into a depressive state or whatever.

>Dating girls, ever.

>3DPD

>You should just jerk off with other dudes and fap to flat chested loli who look like boys like me and my alpha bros

Wizards need not apply. Your advice is useless, you're genetic deadends. MGTOW same deal, I respect you more than wizards but I don't need to swear pussy off entirely not to let it control me.

Anyway, there's a new development. Inbetween waiting for one girl to reply on snapchat and another to reply on whatsapp I decided to swipe a bit on tinder just to kill time, and the second result I got was the girl I had a one night stand with. So I right-swiped her, and immediately got a message that we were a match, meaning she saw my face, recognized me and specifically swiped to indicate attraction and desire to fuck. What's more, I've been on Tinder for months and she's never previously popped up so she may have downloaded the app specifically hoping to run into me, or just looking for dick whatever.

Also I saw her at Wal-Mart the other day but I didn't say anything, in part because I was helping my elderly mom pick some shit up. My mom called me out too "Why are you whispering? What are you staring at?" "I saw that girl last month." she took a long look at her and said "You want me to be honest?" and I was like "Not really." and she went "Your ex was way prettier, and this girl looks kind of unkempt."

The ex my mom's referring to incidentally was a gorgeous but batshit crazy borderline so I just said "That is not helping, mom."

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what to watch while high?

something comfy, thought-provoking or funny please

also weed general

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How did they literally turn this into 4/b/ over night? What did they do?? All the good threads are gone and there's nothing but shit-teir memes and fetish posting ……

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tfw you will never be able to solve this

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Feet

Feminine Feets

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Whoo-Hoo I won a $500 a week for life scratch off, Help me celibate

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Which one is best at communicating that trump is a kike? From a graphic design perspective I kind of like all of them, I need your input /b/.

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Only old fags remember this

Everyone else is from reddit

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Hate Thread

Come in here and spread hate

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Masterbation

How many times do you masturbate a day? I'm currently at 5 and about ready to end it all.

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At the doc getting tested for diabetes. Wish me luck b

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Would you fuck a sexy squid?

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Just took a SHIT in my room, in a bucket, but I threw it out. but I think the smell is still lingering around and I'm kinda nervous because my cousin is in the other room and I think they can smell it.

Ask Me Anything

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UBER DDOS HACK ATTACK

I'll hack you with Pascal m9.

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Did you guys click the trash ad ? It seems pretty cool if you like alternative porn.

https://76chan.org/trash

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Alright faggots, listen up

PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:41 pm Post subject: Alright faggots listen up. Reply with quote

Tenshinhan is the strongest human in Dragon ball Z, and could defeat Freiza in his final form at 100%

*Constantly training in HARSH conditions (up in the mountains)

*Always perfecting his skills.

*Has been training to fight his entire life.

*Battled with and beat Jeice and Burter at King kai's planet, used his multi form to fight both of them. (Which means he split his self in two, and split his power level in two, so that means even at half power he's strong enough to take on Jeice and Burter.)

*Trained with king kai for over a year.

*ABLE TO STOP IMPERFECT CELL FROM ABSORBING ANDROID 18 WITH HIS SHIN KIHOKO ATTACK

*ABLE TO DEFLECT A KI BLAST FROM MAJIN BUU (Buu even was shocked that he was such a powerful human)

*MORE CONFIDENCE than Krillen. (able to preform better while fighting)

*Nearly killed Nappa with his kihoko blast.(Probably would have if he had his other arm.)

*Neck and neck with Trunks in his base form. (Forcing Trunks to turn into a Super Saiyan.)

*Longer list of useful techniques. IE multiform, solar flare and is speculated that Tenshinhan knows the kaio ken attack.

*A true man of honor who will ALWAYS fight to the bitter end.

Just because Krillin is shown more in the series and has a larger role than Tenshinhan, doesn't mean that he's stronger.

Tenshinhan > Yamcha >>>> Krillen

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What an astonishing thing a book is. It's a flat object made from a tree with flexible parts on which are imprinted lots of funny dark squiggles. But one glance at it and you're inside the mind of another person, maybe somebody dead for thousands of years. Across the millennia, an author is speaking clearly and silently inside your head, directly to you. Writing is perhaps the greatest of human inventions, binding together people who never knew each other, citizens of distant epochs. Books break the shackles of time.

A book is proof that humans are capable of working magic.

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PRAISE ALUNYA

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ITT Random Images.

Don't even look at your thumbnails!

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Dr. Pavel

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Bestiality tips

This girl I know is interesting in getting fucked by a dog, she told me she tried and the dog didn't do anything. Even though I'm a degenerate, I don't really know a thing about bestiality, do what can she do so the dog fuck her?

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Hi /b/!

For $200, would you let pic related take a dump on your face?

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Drugs

The Official Drug Discussion Thread to talk about all things drugs and drug.

SWIM tried 20mg of hydros for the first time the other day and didn't really feel shit, so he's pretty disappointed.

What have you anons been up too?

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Exodus 2.0 when?

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>rules

What the fuck is this shit? Remove rulecucks

Also remove stickies stickies are rulecuckery

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This shitty spam all over /b/

What the fuck is this shit?

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>Canada is >10% slav

Where do they come from? And why aren't they helping to uncuck the leafs?

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So you faggots have banned ponies here or something?

Cuz those faggots are leaking on to other boards now. If this isn't a fucking containment board, what the fuck else is it good for?

I hope your grandparents are raped by illegal Mexicans.

Anyway, so this thread has purpose, things that make you irrationally angry. Pic related.

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The Uncuckable

coming soon in theaters

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The Racist Test

This is a test to see if you're racist or not.

>1) Do you think O.J. Simpson is guilty of murder?

>2) Did you vote for Trump?

>3) Do you hate Latinos, Blacks, Asians, Muslims and Jews?

>4) Are you Republican?

>5) Do you hate rap music?

>6) Do you call anyone you disagree with "cucks"?

>7) Do you use Pepe memes?

>8) Do you think Hitler did nothing wrong?

>9) Do you own a nazi pendant?

>10) Do you listen to country?

>11) Do you wear cowboy outfits?

>12) Do you have a funny mustache that resembles Fred Goldman's mustache?

>13) Are you Mark Fuhrman?

>Results:

If you said yes to any of these questions, you are indeed a racist.

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Request Thread

I need more pictures and gifs like these.

Also, I've been looking for a picture taken from one of those more serious post-Watchmen comics, and it had these two detectives getting in a car, and one of them was talking about how he hates this city and how they ought to organize a cull.

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>she

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top men are working on it

and they have decided to be bottoms

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>All this butthurt Ponyfag/Tripfag spam

Yes, thats how you get what you want the admins will surely let you back onto the board now well done good show

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can we get a voting thread

to ban this autistic spammer

reply "lick lick my balls" to this thread if you want him to get banned forever

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Have you ever attracted a fe-male, and also why not?

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K K K Fine

Sicker than your average nigger killer

Twist nigger's heads off

Niggers fucking stink niggers and gayers

Chicken wing eating players

Triple K hooligans like Moon Man

Dead right if they head right

Fucking your mom every night

Moon man's been smooth since days of killing jews

Never lose

Never choose to lynch jews who do something to us

Talk go through us your mom walked to us

Get on a rape bus; screw us, screw us

Yeah, KKK, nigger babies i don't give a fuck

Stick it up the butt

Dare I not see at your ripe cherry pussy

Bang every porch monkey easily, busily

Recently niggers fronting ain't saying nothing

My cock nigger

Suck it, Triple K mafia, we're on it

Hook [2x]

Moon man, Moon man, can't you see

Spics and niggers need to hang from trees

And I just love your racist ways

I guess that's why their mom is black and you're so great

I put niggers underground without a sound

You minorities can't step to me

All spics need to go back to Mexico

Never to be stealing money from you and me

Now who's the real dookie

All you niggers smell like shit

You niggers can ride my dick

Spear chuckers pushing up sticks

Ooga booga, go back to Africa

I don't know why I hate blacks

Oh yeah, it's because they look

And smell like ass

Quit throwing your chicken bones on the sidewalk

Spics need to learn some English talk

I don't give a fuck about your mama

Jizzing on her face ain't no drama

It's probably different than the nigger cock she's used to

Kill a nigger and skullfuck a jew

Hook [2x]

Moon man, Moon man, can't you see

Spics and niggers need to hang from trees

And I just love your racist ways

I guess that's why their mom is black and you're so great

[Sunman]

Everything you be saying is offensive to me

As a proud African American I would have used my right to free speech

Moon Man you need to stop the hate

After all we are one universal race

Fuck off nigger

I don't give a fuck about people of other colors

Get the fuck out you ain't my brother

Why don't you go and fuck a hyena

When it's dark outside I can't even see ya

Hook [2x]

Moon man, Moon man, can't you see

Spics and niggers need to hang from trees

And I just love your racist ways

I guess that's why their mom is black and you're so great

This is Moon man here telling you niggers to take a long walk off a short pier

Vote 5, faggots, and I'm out of here

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/b/ Sims

I'm making a /b/ Sims household, you guys give me ideas for characters and stuff and I'll update you on what go's on.

First off where should we start?

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Went over to trash to see what the ponies were planning and found a tf thread there. Ciao guys.

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mods are equine mutants

mods=donkeys

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Mods wake up and do something.

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ITT we discuss why Hillary lost the election.

why do you think she lost,/b/?

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Would you fuck children in the name of our LORD and savior?

>And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, Avenge the children of Israel of the Midianites … And they warred against the Midianites, as the LORD commanded Moses; and they slew all the males … And the children of Israel took all the women of Midian captives, and their little ones … And Moses was wroth with the officers … And Moses said unto them, Have ye saved all the women alive? … Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves. Numbers 31:1-18

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for frodo

for frodo

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Dysnomia Appreciation Thread

ITT we admire the mighty and dangerous faggot, dysnomia, for banhammering the ponyfuckers.

MOD = GOD

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Autistic man scores smoking hot black GF

What's your excuse, /b/?

http://www.cnn.com/2017/02/24/health/heart-of-the-matter-couple-aspergers-syndrome/

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Ban everything

Things That deserved to be b&

>anime

>the word normie

>normies

>porn

>catscraddle

>gifs

>not respecting mods

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Can anyone here explain to a libertarian why gay marriage should not be legal, without mentioning religion or morality? Pic unrelated.

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Where are the love people going to exodus to? Although I'm just post under anonymous I want to know/follow them.

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Vandalism

Do you ever get the urge to just break stuff?

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Dubs Decides what i fap to

Title says it all.

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Try to guess where I am from.

>look my u̶g̶l̶y̶ face.

>Try to guess my country.

I wish you luck!.

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nudes for ads

if you watch two ad-s from flyad i'll give you access to nudes of girls at my school (link in the image..)

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                        (~ ̄▽ ̄)~

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thread

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MASTERCHAN IS BACK BITCHES

https://ccluster.com/

Sort of…

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"OMG YOU CANT DEPORT ME WHAT ABOUT MY CHILDREN"

So take them with you Manuel. Why do people want to leech so much?

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When was the last time you got laid, /b/?

Be honest…

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I used to be an atheist before I ordered pic related from Taco Bell and then I realized there truly must be a God and this is clearly his gift to mankind

Discus

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Drink Thread

What are you drinking tonight /b/?

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>Date a girl for a while.

>She says I'm safe, I remind her of her father, etc.

>Mediocre in bed.

>One day she cheats on me. She meets some new guy and fucks him, she goes out and gets fucked by some random person, whatever.

>I dump her and cut ties.

>She comes crawling back begging my forgiveness and telling me she just made a mistake and she loves me and wants to spend the rest of our lives together.

>My attraction to her is gone from the moment I find out she cheated. The relationship is over and I cut all ties with her. When she comes crawling back I tell her I found someone else. She tries to pretend this is somehow me cheating on her.

Why does this keep happening to me and what can I do to make it fucking stop?

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Has anyone ever stuck their dick in a shop vac?

I've got one of those old wet-dry wall-mounted shop vacs lying around collecting dust. It's far past

its original service life and useless for cleaning, but I'm wondering if I could use it to build an

improvised dick suction device. It still has most of its attachments, including a long

cylindrical one, which could be useful in the construction of a receiver. The hose also seems pretty intact.

Has anyone ever done this before?

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MODS ARE ASLEEP

You know what to do

here's one to start you off. moar where that came from ;)

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hello faggots, im sure the lotta of you have been browsing the chans for a long time. i started back in 07 and witness some of the funniest trollin during those times, and as of late i have been visitin those glorious moments, just laughing at the stupid shit did back then on the internet and how they would get btfod. there was a period of time however back in '12 that i stopped goin to cuckchan /b/ only to come back on '14 and witness the first exodus in which i climbed aboard and came here ever since but i feel like nothing lulz worthy has ever come out ever since. i remember shit like jessi slaughter, chris chan, and many other autistic spazzes that got trolled to the point of them changing their gender identity. is it me or did this kinda shit just stopped happening? was he right that consequences will never be the same?

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Story time fam

>At bowling alley bowling with family and friends

>my turn to bowl

>In lane next to me see hot 9 year old loli

>I take my turn to bowl

>I want to go over and introduce myself and be polite and as kind as i can

>I want to go over and talk to her but to beta and afraid of coming off as creepy when i have no harmful intentions

>Getting turned on in public

>try to control myself

>Run to bathroom to fap

>go home

>go to bed

Feels bad man

>tfw no 9 year old lgf

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>Getting ready to execute someone

>This guy breaks ranks and walks up calmly to you

>You try to push him away but he gets back up calmly then grabs you, giving you a kiss on both cheeks in front of all your men

What do you do /b/?

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Porn Webms/vids

Post your best

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I'm not going to eat for around 14-20 days… I'm going to try to slim down very quickly is what my plan is. I'm also going to exercise to slim me down even quicker. I have some gum just in case it becomes unbearable. But once I've gotten rid of my belly fat, I'll start eating normally without the garbage food. Believe me I know how this stuff works… I'm going to have take eating very slowly after I'm done fasting, otherwise you'll likely get sick. And no, I'm not looking to become a skeletol. Btw I don't recommend this for anyone else, but would like some advice for those of you who may have done this.

the other thread got 404'd or deleted

Tips?

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OSCARS AND SHITPOSTING

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My luck with women from 2013. WTF was this guy on?lol.

My luck with women from 2013. WTF was this guy on?lol.

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Help me look for clues, anon.

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Would you like me to culturally enrich your women /b/?

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marisa

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Sticky this thread

/b/ in a nutshell.

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How's everyone doing tonight, any drunk anons on this board? Whats everyone drinking tonight

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8chan Games - The First Waifu Wars

Feel free to post as many as you like to fuck over other people.

24 tributes, provide their name, gender and a picture of them.

No 3DPD of any kind allowed and Z1 need not apply.

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>be libertarian

>support open borders

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Stuff and things

Smart boy!

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Friendly reminder the all AKs suck.

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Wallpaper Thread

Haven't had one of these in a while, contribute what you've got

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Can anyone help me in hiring an escort in las Vegas I need a good agency at a decent price

Also I need info about how paying works like

How do I pay the agency how do I pay the girl and that kind of stuff

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pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony On this board, to prevent raids the number of threads that can be created per hour is limited. Please try again later, or post in an existing thread.On this board, to prevent raids the number of threads that can be created per hour is limited. Please try again later, or post in an existing thread.

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Music Thread

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>>>/rel/

1. God exists. He exists not as a theory and not as a concept of the universe as a whole, but as an actual thinking real individual.

2. God communicates directly with every human being. You've been doing so your whole life, but you don't know it because you hear him as the voice you hear in your head.

3. When you first learn to listen, it is very easy to convince yourself (and for others to convince you) that you are insane.

4. But God will offer undeniable proof to you if you ask. But, and here's where it gets kind of funny… the proof is not transferable. The proof will absolutely convince you of the truth, but will not be anything that can convince others.

5. The bible, aside from all of the stories and moral lessons, is primarily a guide to prepare you for what I say in 1-4. It mentions it directly a few times, but it gets lost in everything else. But when read in its totality, it is a guidebook for the self-discovery of God within.

6. Once you have a personal relationship with God, that supersedes all other teachings, the bible, your pastors, or history.

7. The religion that most closely recognizes these facts is the Quakers. Their entire philosophy is based on these things.

8. Protip…. there is no such thing as a random thought in your head. If you didn't think it, someone else did.

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newfag era

I come from an older time when b was great, and i can prove it with old b memes. please help me complete my newfag era meme collection, that is, if you are truly a newfag

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So, What is the response to this meme?

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Dear Moderation of 8chan's /b/ ("Random") board…

I want to become the owner of this board. More than you LIKE being the owner of this board- trust me. I'm not saying you're bad at moderation, just that I deserve it more.

I will make this thread every day until I'm the owner of this board. I will make /b/ great again and it will be better than whatever's going on right now. Thank you.

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This show is hot ass garbage

This is one of the many reasons why I don't like anime that much. This show is fucking stupid and clearly only for idiots or guys trying to jerk off. Fuck this shit

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Why is no one talking about the alien

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Ask an antisemitic zionist jew anything just don't ask for my foreskin

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Ask a black guy with a 3 inch dick anything.

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Daily reminder that /leftypol/ is literally leddit

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Newfag here

Hey 8chan. I just abandoned ship on 4chan and decided to check this place out again. I tried awhile ago, but found it wasn't to my liking. Now I'm coming back and just wondering if this is where the oldfags went. Also, this place seems pretty free of cancer, so congrats on keeping it lowkey and away from the spotlight. 4chan went south the second it became so exposed to places like YouTube, Facebook, Plebbit etc.

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Gnome is the best de.

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Your mom is a whore that inhales 5 penises every second

Prove me wrong

Protip: you can't

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this website is like 8 people…

me, mikuspammer, z1, the gay community guy, the pony thread poster, and the anime-fag poster

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Dear Moderation of 8chan's /b/ ("Random") board…

I want to become the owner of this board. More than you LIKE being the owner of this board- trust me. I'm not saying you're bad at moderation, just that I deserve it more.

I will make this thread every day until I'm the owner of this board. I will make /b/ great again and it will be better than whatever's going on right now. Thank you.

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baphomet webms thread

please post any of those rekt/gore webms with that symbol at the beginning

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This is the ONLY way to exercise. No exposure to gym bullies.

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>8chan in 2017

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>Go to a swingers club in November

>Completely surprised by the abundence of young girls and couples (actually good looking)

>Get talking to couples and get to play with the wife of some bloke

>Try another club a bit further a field, classier, filled with top notch MILFs, get to play with a woman and a couple

>Make good mates with people, many of them rich

>Any anxiety of talking to people/women is gone

>Find out about fabswingers, join up, get verified and get invited to more parties after leaving feedback on clubs

>Many couples and people specify that they don't like blacks or asians (pakis)

>Many are good looking white people of all ages with families

This is the life, but tell me again, why does /pol/ hate swingers, just because they're not christian?

Any other swingers here, what are your experiences?

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Project Build

This place is pretty boring. What would y'all think if I started talking about my master plan here?

I've wanted to build a practical ornithopter for nearly 10 years now. Studied aero in college. Been working in aero manufacturing a bit. Way I have it figured I need to:

- level my CNC/ metalshop skills

- finish my books on differential geometry and vortices. God FUCK vortex math

- start with something simple, like a basic 4 bar 1 wing mechanism. Upgrade to 2x 4 bar with coaxial pitching to get flapping, feathering, and fore/aft lead-lag control

- experiment with the mechanism, also make theory of operation (likely involving medium or hard math)

I think the big block is not having good theories to go on. I've bought all the flapping wing aero books I could find, but they all deal with low Reynolds number shit. Also at least one states that no fully descriptive flapping wing math model has been formulated, so … yeah.

Am considering going for masters at a school for either helicopter shit or unsteady aero. Unsteady would just be 1 class though, so I'd do other stuff.

So a two-prong experimental + exploratory analytical is the idea. Maybe something comes of it.

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confusion breeds confusion.

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Flakes

>put up ad on Craigslist for a high paying, easy, nonsexual fetish porn shoot for either gender

>tons of people respond acting totally stoked on it

>tell them exactly the information they ask for as succinctly as possible

>try my best to let them know its legit and safe

>they never respond either past my email back to them, or by the fourth email

Why? I know they aren't bots because I even got an email from a girl who went to my highschool and I get texts and natural subject lines.

Why are normalfags so finicky? Are people really that retarded?

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What's the flag on the right?

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Straight Shota thread

do it faggots

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exploitable!

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this is the thread

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I started cleaning one of our families swords. I think I'm going to take a dremel to it tomorrow.

Anyone know a lot about Knights Templar swords?

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Anyone else here have a fetish for normalfags? They are essentially hostile herd animals so it's super hot when you can manipulate them into doing thing to lewd or humiliating things to please you

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Quick! Claim your favorite 2hu before someone else does!

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Deus vult

Let's go.

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this thread exists.

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Have you ever accidentally revealed your stupid fetish to someone?