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meta

moar anime

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anime tiddies

anime tiddies

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sexting

Is there a place/website where I can advertise my body to females who want to exchange pics/do cam on cam?

I know some people use omegle for it but I don't feel like wasting 3 hours just waiting for a girl to pop up.

My dick/body is one of a kind so I really think I could make it if such a platform existed.

Sorry for the shitty thread, hex, but where would I ask this?

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I'll be dead soon

I recently found out I have very few years left to live, for the past few years I've wanted to die early, now I want to live longer. I'll die a kissless virgin, who's never had a job, who's never been outside the U.S.A, I haven't had any friends for the past year, I'll likely die without any friends. When I was a young boy I was put into a classroom full of retarded kids because of my aspergers, when I finally started to go to normal classes people treated me like I was lower than them because of this. My self esteem was low, I had very few friends, the friends that I did have didn't really want to hang out with me much. Two times I've tried to get a girlfriend and have been rejected, the first person I tried to make my girlfriend was a blue eyed blonde haired German American girl, I knew her when I was in middle school, the second person was a red haired, green eyed Scottish American girl, I knew her in high school. I grew up without my biological dad, eventually I got a stepdad, he was an abusive jerk for the first 4 years he was in my life until I learned karate from my Chinese sensei at the age of 14, after I learned to defend myself I attacked my step dad back when he attacked me, he didn't mess with me any more. At the age of 6 I was admitted to a psychiatric hospital in Denton, Texas because "I said there was a demon inside of me" they must have thought I was schizophrenic or something, at that psychiatric hospital I was put in "the hole" because I wasn't behaving, some bald headed staff member came back there and tried to choke me to death, the only reason I'm still alive is because someone else walked in and he stopped so he wouldn't get in trouble, I told my mother but she didn't believe me, years later after I moved back to Texas from Missouri I tried to kill myself and failed, I was put in that same psychiatric hospital and the guy who tried to kill me was still working there, during my whole stay I was thinking about sharpening my toothbrush and stabbing him to death, but I didn't. During my time in independence Missouri I tried to kill myself several times and was put in quite a few different psychiatric hospitals. Some psychiatric hospitals were in Kansas City and Some Elsewhere, I was going to psychiatric hospitals so frequently that whenever I was free I spent time preparing to go yet again to a psychiatric hospital. When I was in these psychiatric hospitals I would teach karate to others in the gym (a few had gyms) and from one person I learned a few aikido techniques, I used martial arts against staff members, I would often get into fights, I'm lucky to have gotten away with fighting. When I was in 9th grade I became so depressed I would go to school every day, put my head down on the table and refuse to do work, I failed the 9th grade because of this, I didn't care about my future, I told myself I would just shoot myself in the head when I was old enough to buy a gun. I dropped out of high school and got my GED eventually. Anyway I'm 19 now, I want to live longer, I want more time to try to become happy, I want to try and live a decent life, it sucks because I don't have much time left, I've never felt happiness before, I've had a terrible life, tell me, what does happiness feel like? All I've ever felt was sadness, loneliness, anger, hatred, disgust, homicidal urges, suicidal urges etc…

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Supergrrrl

Russian supergirl vs US supergirl

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Arsecandle

Arsecandle

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Oldfag Containment Thread

Post old shit, preferably 10+ year old content. I'll be dumping my collection of dank memes, porn, games, music, and general nostalgia. Get in here!

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Saving the world

What if we kill all the mudslims, kikes and niggers?

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Zizek vs Peterson Debate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGRC5AA1wF0

Get your butts in here, /b/

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Webm / Mp4 thread

Previous one 404'd.

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Streaming skyrim

H-hey anons come check out my stream and follow me.

Twitch.tv/simply_the_worst_

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w

who is analockman and why is he so

baste?

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Reddit Hate Thread

Let's have a thread for posting how retarded reddit is.

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Retaliation

I have finally realised that stuff like "time heals everything", "turn the other cheek" and other types of similar bs are made by meek cuckolds who are too weak to take their rightful revenge on anyone that has wronged them.

However i am not like them, my autism refuses to let go without a fight, i want to cause pain to the people who wronged me and i'm tired of bottling up my anger and left to bear with the consequences of their actions.

Over the previous weeks, i have slowly experienced detachment from any guilt for my egoistic hopes and wishes and not following "morality", i now experience the highest form of sociopathy i've ever had. I just worry if this trend continues, i'll end up institutionalised or do something ill regret.

I know you faggots will whine about my blogpost, and i don't give a fuck. I just wanted to clear my head a bit.

I entertain the idea of torturing, or even killing them as a form of retaliation. However, i realise that while its satisfying, it is near impossible to accomplish, so any discussion on causing suffering without the possible consequences (like ending up in jail) are welcome.

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executing gurofags

should gurofags be executed? i am starting to think that perhaps there is nothing that can redeem a person who is pleased by inflicting suffering. before, i thought that it would be good to keep them around if they are a very good scientist, or an inhumanely talented artist. but i see them the same as jews now; just like how jews should be killed no matter how useful they are, the same applies to torture- and snuff-fags.

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This guy got it right

It's not the muslims, nor the jews, it's the women who cause the decay of the west. They're the root of all evil. Giving them rights was the biggest mistake in human history, we need to undo this asap or we'll be replaced by cultures who know how to keep their women in check - and rightfully so.

Elliot realized this which makes him the most redpilled shooter of our time. The score could've been higher though.

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White Genocide "conspiracy theory"

In South Africa, Whites have gone from 21.6% to 8.4% in 110 years. But is it genocide if there is no intent?

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_genocide_conspiracy_theory#South_Africa

>Far-right and alt-right figures, such as singer Steve Hofmeyr, have claimed that a "white genocide" is taking place in South Africa.

http://www.hrweb.org/legal/genocide.html

>Article 2

>In the present Convention, genocide means any of the following acts committed with intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnical, racial or religious group, as such:

> (a) Killing members of the group;

> (b) Causing serious bodily or mental harm to members of the group;

> (c) Deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part;

> (d) Imposing measures intended to prevent births within the group;

> (e) Forcibly transferring children of the group to another group.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_South_Africa

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnic_groups_in_South_Africa

>pic related is % of whites and # of whites

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Oi

What's it like to have a cute little daughter?

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Pretty sure

we're being raided by someone, maybe one person, someone making 4chan tier /trash/ thread without all the deviant porn

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Life is boring

Life is so fucking empty and sad,how can any faggot enjoy this shit for real?If you enjoy living you are a nigger monkey with no awareness

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ᚦᛖ᛫ᚱᚨᛁᚾ᛫ᛟᚠ᛫ᚨᚷᛖᛋ᛫ᛈᛚᛟᛏᛋ᛫ᚨᚷᚨᛁᚾ᛫ᛏᛟ᛫ᚹᚨᛋᚺ᛫ᚨᚹᚨᛃ᛫ᚱᛖᚡᛖᛚᚨᛏᛁᛟᚾ᛬

ᚹᚺᛟ᛫ᛁᛋ᛫ᚦᛁᛋ᛫ᛞᚨᚱᚲ᛫ᛞᛖᛗᛟᚾ᛫ᛁ᛫ᛋᛖᛖ᛫ᛒᛖᚠᛟᚱᛖ᛫ᛗᛖ᛭

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The white race had a good run

all little girls of today will grow up to be coal burners the whole white race is over. Just like Hitler once sad "he who influences the young, owns the future" -walt dizney. That nigger music and rap culture is fucking up the minds of young white children we need them to migrate to something else that's cool and screams youth culture

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steamed hams

*ding dong*

well, seymour, i made it, despite your directions

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Isaac Rodrigues

Rate this guy, his name is Isaac Rodrigues and my dick is hard to fuck his ass, I jerk off every time I think about him and Im going to fucking rape this motherfucker…

His facebook: https://www.facebook.com/harfoso

His Instagram: https://instagram.com/cutenesscankill

His twitter: https://mobile.twitter.com/harfen_

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black people

I want to McDonald's for lunch today, and I bought lunch for every black person there just because they are black. I was virtue signaling really hard today, /b/ros. It feels really good.

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SPARTA ARE OK WITH GAY

the protector of the dawn of west civilization are ok with being homosexual . Why you are so anti- gay nazifag ?

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Socializing

>talk to somebody

>automatically assume they want you to stop talking because they find you uninteresting

>scour your brain mid conversation trying to think of things to talk about

>never think of anything because you are genuinely uninteresting

>conversation dies and you are both grateful that it's over and unsatisfied with the result

Every fucking time.

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How unlucky can one get?

You wind up killing somebody else instead of yourself. Seriously, this shit has to be rarer than failing suicide by shotgun.

http://archive.fo/SThz2

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tips how to improve shitty food

the best way to eat extra hot cheetos is dipping them in either cream cheese or french onion dip

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First Pain

>you now remember the older girl you had a completely hopeless crush on when you were a boy

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Christianity is a LIE

Miracles of Jesus?

Resurrection from the dead?

Where is the proof?

An ancient book written by Jews?

Who decides what is cannon?

Magic, and Exodus from Egypt?

Where is the proof?

An ancient book written by Jews?

Who decides what is cannon?

None of these miracles can be reproduced by anyone, except possibly in the modern era, through technological deceit.

Furthermore, why is magic book written by Jews, any more valid than a Magic book written by Indo-Aryans, Chinese, or Japanese, or Vikings?

Christianity (and Judaism and Islam) constantly self-references. The actual effect is to enforce a law that results in Zionist world domination. A global Jewish empire is the goal of Judaism and Christianity.

Peer pressure under the threat of economic or physical consequences is ultimately the cause of the spread of abrahamic religion, not rational argumentation. Abrahamic religion is a psy-op.

END THE LIES I AM SICK OF THEM NYA~

https://meguca.org/nya/

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Help

>mom found the Anne Frank Folder

Its over goys

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ANIME IS HARAM

DEATH TO WEABOOS

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Post the edgiest

picture that you have

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Incel s

Have sex anons

Bee yourself

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TIME TRAVEL

If you could go back in time 5,000 years, what technologies and information would you spread?

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Exploitable

use pic related as a temlate for keks

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My dog chased a cat into a tree

The cat was chasing ducks

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no-brain nigger monkey

FUCK PEOPLE WHO PRETEND TO HAVE A MALLEABLE OPINION

>some anon says mods abuse their power

>niggers ask for proof

>anon links threads like >>>/sudo/97161

>niggers twist their original position so that >>>/sudo/97161 is justified

if you are one of these niggers, fuck you. stop pretending to have an actual opinion, because you don't. you have a permanent conviction, something that will never change no matter how much evidence against it is presented to you. you will always find a way to twist things in your favor, even if something you love is being attacked. eat shit, retards.

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MAGA

BEST PRESIDENT EVER

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who wants some

i'm making mac and cheese

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what's your best prank?

I'm ironically homosexual. I've sucked dick a few times to fool people into thinking I'm gay.

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This chan has turned to SHIT

You FAGGOTS are making HalfChan look GREAT, today! Did you ever imagine 8chan would turn into such pure shit?

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Dup, the God Emperor

>If you're here and you're a hard worker, you're an American!

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Reason

Is Reason Magazine Zionist, and why?

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smoking

What are you smoking, /b/?

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Emma Stone

Why isn't she walking around naked in Birdman?

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Shit threads

>waah waah waah

>muh opposite gender

Shit threads on /b/ today. Have another one.

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What is the plural noun for niggers?

A pack? A chimpout?

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why does my dick hurt after i sound it

i use a smooth silicone urethral sound that's not even big, it's only 4mm wide. i put it in my dick with plenty of lube, let it sit there stationary while i jerk off, and then i pull it out before i cum. then when i pee, it burns really bad.

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Making captions requests

Post pics you'd like to get captioned with a DaughterCuck fetish (like in this photo)

I'm taking requests.

I'm mostly looking for:

1. Legal Teens

2. Selfies

3. Bikini photos

4. Amateur Sets (mostly clothed photos and a couple of nakeds would be perfect)

So if you have any pics you'd like me to caption with this style, post em below

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king

>Bottom text

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Calls

Her phone number is (504) 481-7871

Go nuts

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Ciara Horan

Reminder that tomorrow is her 19th birthday and that she has had 2 abortions.

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wife material from around the world

>he doesn't have a Canadian gf

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.

I just eat a whole birthday cake by myself. Am I going to make it?

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It's midnight, so you know what that means

Time to cry myself to sleep scrolling through my highschool crush's Instagram like a faggot

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Ancestry.com is racist

Ancestry.com is racist because it assumes Europe is white.

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Killing myself

I’m away from my GF atm and she told me that she can’t contain her sexual urges and needs to have sex with someone. I JOKINGLY tell her to do it and record it. She actually does and sends the video to me.

She lets him suck on her tits which she doesn’t let ME do cause her tits are “sensitive” no matter how much I beg her. I’m fucking raging right now and i just don’t know what to do anymore. Worst part is I have a raging hard on seeing her letting someone playing with and sucking on her tits.

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Karate girls thread

Ok, this is fucking ridiculous, I am in constant state of semi-boner, scouring the web for fap material. I guess I am going to have to take up kyokushin again, at least to stalk them up close. Thank God for my strong normie mask so I wouldn't be so obvious.

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"Roommate with benefits"

I know my price range is low, so I'm willing to consider a "roommate with benefits" arrangement. I've done this in the past and it's worked out surprisingly well. :-)

Seriously? This is a thing?

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I just had a weird thought.

What if Russia is actually the good guy?

What if the rest of the world is tricking us into thinking that russia is this shithole with secret police that will snatch you up if you don't heil Putin?

What if our countries are actually the bad ones?

it's a weird thought.

at first… I thought I should think nothing of the thought

but then thought I should post the thought just in case the thought was actually worth thinking about.

Any thoughts anons?

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White fragility/hypocrisy

>When a non-white person does something retarded

"All "insert race here" must hang!"

>When a white "person" does something retarded

"N-not a-all of us are like that! T-treat us like individuals!"

Why are whites like this?

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Crush

Have you ever had a crush on a game character ?

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random content thread

we haven't had one of these in a while.

post whatever you want, pics or vids.

bonus points if its something rare.

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HELP HELP HELP

ok im stuck in this shit stain country and want to get out of if through the normal way i.e study abroad , get a degree , get a job , settle .

i want to study something along the lines of computers but then the thing is that i didnt know the importance of maths and now im 19 and fucked .

so i did a little bit of research and turns our web design or web development maybe perfect for me .

the only thing is that these courses are very hard to find in a suitable country . all these are being taught online but the thing is that this is not a uni or college degree . Yeah , i know most of you might be like " yeah you can study that stuff for free online " , " college is not worth it " .

the thing is that i need to get out of this country and the only legal way to ever do that is ^ (the steps mentioned above ) i.e study abroad . degree , apply job . blah blah .

what do i do bois . a little help or guidance will be accepted gratefully .

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To invoke

To invoke th҉e hive-min҉d repre҉senting cha҉os.

Invoking the feeling of ҉chao҉s.

With out order.

The Nezperdian hi҉ve-mind of chaos҉. Zal҉go.

He wh҉o Waits Behind The Wall.

ZA҉LGO!

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name

>m-m-muh statists!

>m-m-muh state is the enemy!

<a jew is pointing a gun at me, cleary the gun is the boogymen and anyone who wants a gun is a bootlicker!

why are leftists/libertarians so retarded?

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ITT:

Go Raid 4cuck's /vp/

Then post results

http://boards.4channel.org/vp/catalog

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in great need

is there any tool or software that makes people naked on photos?

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We namefags now

Hello fellow namefag

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Scamming people

Teach me how to scam people online please

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Taken

>taken

WTF is going on

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gay

Do you like colorful stuff, anon?

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How I'm a complete utter faggot

Time to hear about how much of a loser I am /b/

>be me

>be total beta

>have a crush for more than three days

>one day break out of being a coward and start talking to her

>I can never come up with something creative to start a conversation so it's usally just lite talk

>really anxious but get more comfortable

>next thing I know I talking to her almost everyday

>feelsgoodman.jpg

>one day I fuck it up

>I notice her new profile

>notice that her eye is drifting

>my photoshop skills aren't good at least I think they aren't but manage to fix it

>spend almost 30 minutes making it look as neat as possible

>autism kicks in

>decide it's a good idea to send it to her

>she likes it at first

>then she starts questioning of how I got the picture and what I edited

>I don't say anything

>"hey anon can you delete off your computer it kinda makes me uncomfortable"

>Ohno

>I go in panic mode and apilgise three times

>tfw you've spent a decent amount of effort only to make yourself look like a creep

I haven't talked to her in a month since

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Ayy lmao

I was watching videos of people rescuing feral dogs recently. They all follow the same pattern.

Fear leading to being fed > less fear leading to being shown kindness > comfortablity being lead to being shown physical affection and love > eventually showing affection back.

I also had a weird dream involving super intelligent aliens kidnapping humans, but for the purposes of keeping them as pets.

So I had this thought- would that same pattern work for humans? Of course you'd be fucking terrified if some weird decapus-esque creatures suddenly captured you from your normal life, but what would you do if they only ever showered you in affection and physical contact in the same way we treat dogs and other pets?

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Advices

i'm probably pissing in the wind here, but i need advices.

i want to start a manufacturing buisness in Ireland, i obviously don't have enough money to start, so i was thinking about loan.

if anyone has launched his own company that way, can you please advise me?

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LIFE IS POINTLESS

NOTHING MATTERS IN THE END

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Managed to get a fat girls number

What do I do now? I've never gotten this far.

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I dont understand this

What does it mean? I don't have a gf so I am no taken

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God

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise.

-Gothe

This is also true for natural selection, if you see a tree in the woods that tree is exactly how it should be. It gets light from the sun and nutrients from the soil and does tree stuff all day long, It can't help who it is but neither is it wrong or bad for being exactly how it is. The tree is how it should be.

And so are you

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Drunk boi thinking about how much more intelligent I was as I child, and how I am slowly dying as I

I was philosophically more intelligent when I was younger. Now I am dying as I age. What is the meaning of life? To die? I think it is to pass on ideology, but we've failed as a species to do that. We never realized our true purpose. The longer we live, the more our brain rot, as a fruit past its' ripeness.

I find that every time I get drunk I realize how I used to think that I no longer can. It's because, scientifically, being drunk allows your neurons to fire faster, as if you were younger. This creates a state of nostalgia that may cause some to commit suicide as they realize what they've lost as they've aged. I can't truly appreciate things as I used to, learn from them, deepen my personal character through a state of open-minded perception of others' reality. Now I am old. I am dying. My brain doesn't work as it used to. I am becoming that which I used to to question: Why do people act this way?

Is there truly any hope? We're all the same as fruit and vegetables; rotting slowly as we age. It's a slow change, but one that people who substance abuse realize as they use substances to change their current mental state. Are we doomed from the day we pass adolescence to become that which we used to criticize?

It feels hopeless. I don't want to say that I want to die, but I just wish I could start over and remember what it was like to learn the world as a truly ignorant starry eyed child with rebellious philosophy fueled by recognition of the flaws of humanity that I now seem to exhibit myself in a sober state.

I know it's a meme to "an hero", but each day I feel like I am closer and closer to it as I realize what I've lost as I've aged. The lack of ability I now have. It's perceptual reality changing so slowly that we never recognize the change. We dull, become less creative, inspired.

I don't know what to do besides drink excessively. I am giving into my family history of alcoholism because of it. I just want to be the young me again, the one I feel was actually more wise, tolerant, and accepting of the ludicrously insane world around me (as I used to be able to passively perceive things around me in much deeper, richer ways).

Don't smoke weed. After the first time I did, I developed a deep psychosis and depression. It may be caused by it, it may not be, but I feel like I lost something important years ago after I satiated my curiosity with a mind numbing drug I never needed to use.

R: 11 / I: 4 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

i have a confession to make

I'm a pollack and a nazi and I just cant stop fapping to commiecat. It's become a obsession, I keep fapping to catgirls and it just isnt the same, the perverse corruption of a sexy catgirl that is a communist lusting after nazi cock and cum drinking down every drop and being such a dirty little slut for my nazi seed.

What the hell am I thinking? I am a aryan ubermenchen, I can't be bothered to fap much less a communist catgirl that doesnt even exist, thats degenerate. But she pulls me in deeper, with her velvety warm gentle pussy (cat) sucking me in as I thrust harder she moans heil hitler.

I think about her every day after work and come home to my commiecat folder to have an afternoon fap. I enjoy her in heat for my warm thick nazi cock breeding her tight hole and woomb with my forbidden aryan seed. I would love to knock her up with a litter of nazi cats that will go on to rule the world.

I feel such love for her I want to leash her to the bed and fuck her in half until she remembers the white army and rennounces leninism and adopts post-structural Asserism. Every time she says "true communism has never been tried" I get so hard and begin furiously fapping so hard I get friction burns, my uncircumcised 8.5in nazi cock begins to pulse for my dearest commiecat breedslave that I burst all over the monitor and it draws me back to reality that she is a drawing, a board tan and my waifu and will never actually exist.

What can I do to stop my obsession with commiecat?

>pic related I bust many loads to this one

R: 34 / I: 22 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

?

why am i so attracted to black females?

R: 11 / I: 2 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

Cheating whore

He fuckd my girl Amy

+27815740682

R: 30 / I: 42 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

update on Roz?

where is Rozelli nowadays?

R: 19 / I: 6 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

MLP's 200th episode is out

it wuz guuud

R: 26 / I: 6 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

?

Well, which one would you?

R: 145 / I: 18 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

My puppy died a horrible death

He died with none of his human owners by his side, thinking he was left behind at puppy jail (it was the vet) to get rid of.

He had been vomiting, even the water he drank and by the morning of the second day when he was taken to the hospital, he had already shitted blood from his anal glands everywhere. The night before, as his condition deteriorated, he wanted to take a shower thinking it will make him better… it didn't. After his shower, he said bye to everyone. When he was taken to the puppy clinic, it was too late.

No one stayed by his side, I was away and when I heard he was left alone, I knew he would die because sometimes you can get extra vitality with those you love. Knowing he didn't have love ones around him, his death was pretty much assured.

Please, keep giving your dogs belly rubs, make sure they play all the time and eat well, and after every day of bliss, make sure he sleeps well.

I want to meet him once more in the Elysian fields or Valhalla, if there is a God in this board, please make it so :,^3

R: 15 / I: 5 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

Nigger names

Post fake but genuine sounding Afro-American forenames

R: 10 / I: 2 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

things you just realized

>chocolate milk becomes hot chocolate when you heat it up, and hot chocolate becomes chocolate milk when you cool it down. The two drinks are the same base liquid.

R: 84 / I: 47 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

THE LAIN

឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴឴

R: 51 / I: 7 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

farticle pissics

he'll yeah

R: 59 / I: 30 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

2003-2009 aesthetics

Let's see what shit you associate with this period. I always think of dark colours and very angular designs.

R: 27 / I: 9 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

ferris

Anon? What are you doing here nyow?

R: 17 / I: 2 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

reminder

dont ever trust an e-thot. they are all ugly shitbag roasties hiding behind several layers of makeup and photoshop.

R: 13 / I: 10 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

Why west mech look so weak?

Why west mech look so weak compare to east mech ?

their design look boring . their weapon look the same. it's can't compare to east mech

here the sample. Just Cybuster is enough to blow out all west mech

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GxyyudKLmA&t=94s

and Cybuster is not even the strongest east mech

R: 62 / I: 18 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

Incest Legality

Give me an actual logical reason why incest is wrong and shouldn't be legalized

R: 37 / I: 12 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

.

I learned that my family made millions from slavery back in the 1800s.

R: 12 / I: 4 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

Russian vidya-channel

Want to watch a video with a Russian anonymus? Come to us!

https://tv.2ch.hk/r/random

https://tv.2ch.hk/r/random

https://tv.2ch.hk/r/random

R: 69 / I: 74 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

HONK

Welcome to the honkchain.

Don't break the honkchain!

The goal is to honk!

If the honkchain is broken, it resets to zero!

The more honks in the honkchain, the more valuable it gets!

HONK

R: 62 / I: 13 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

My brother's dating a fucking jew

And he's bringing her over for Easter dinner tomorrow. How do I make it as awkward for her as possible? How do I make them break up?

R: 87 / I: 10 / P: 7 [R] [G] [-]

Socialism

Why do your country needs socialism?

I'll start, because the company I work forced us to work in Easter.

>But muh contract.

Sorry but no, I signed a contract to work either 5 days per week(Monday to Friday) or 6 days per week with 20% more, but now the company pays only 5% more without paying for holidays.

I want to behead the fucking bourgeois and their entire families, including the babies and the senile old fucks

R: 68 / I: 8 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Why do zoomers like GTA 5??

>shitty characters except Trevor

>Shitty storyline

>fucked up Grove street and other beloved characters

>Shitty 2010s rap and pop music

>smartphones unlike the Chad keyboard and blackberries from gta4

Seriously this game is zoomer heaven

R: 14 / I: 2 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Benis

I've always been told my body feels warm, what's up with this? Is it a girl thing? All of my past gfs have loved clinging to me for this reason.

Also I never ever get sick, haven't had the flu since I was 6 or so, only time I sneexe is during allergy season and a pill fixes it fast.

is there something wrong here or am I being paranoid as fuck? I say this due to the new fungal infection going around, ebola made me just as paranoid and I didn't go outside for months due to it.

R: 191 / I: 104 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

lolicons are people too

If you found loli on side of street, she's abandoned and needs home, what would you do

R: 28 / I: 8 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Name my band.

What do I look like my rapper name is?

R: 30 / I: 14 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

.

Possible Name: Jackson ???

Aliases (in order of use): Ralsei/Asriel/mew mew kitty/mittens

IP: 74.90.204.185

IP Location (possible geolocation): NY, Yonkers, U.S.A.

ISP: Optimum Online

Age: 15

Accounts:

-Possible Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNVWBsg-AhT9aVvvF5Ue1YQ

-Reddit account: /u/Charterplex

-Discord: lole#3121

-FurAffinity: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/67nobody/

-Has his own board on 8chan called /baaa/

R: 39 / I: 14 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

>NORMIES

>not normalfags

Board is doomed and this is a sign for bleaker times in the future

R: 51 / I: 25 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

HELP US FUCK SOME FAGGOTS LIVES UP

https://8ch.net/pol/res/13161696.html

To sum up the operation, there's some faggot trannies who are trying to fuck up a kid's life because he made fun of one of them. one of them lives in texas and we're already planing to hold a "pool party" at their house, but the feathernigger is really stumping us as to it's exact location. if you want to help in anyway, please feel free to do so. Thanks in advance.

R: 16 / I: 12 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Christchurch shooting need vid

Whose got the vid of mussies getting shot? Had full vid favorited but it was removed. Need vid 2 show mates. The people need 2 c this!

R: 19 / I: 3 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

test

there's a jew and a muslim trapped inside a burning house. you could only save 1, who would you choose?

R: 88 / I: 32 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

What is it with metalheads? what attracts all these dirty, smelly, unwashed losers to this genre of music? and I'm not being general about this, anyone 'into metal' is an ugly freak and i hate them.

R: 96 / I: 33 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Last words before you die

What would you want them to be?

R: 45 / I: 33 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Friday Umaru Thread

Fucking normies get out!

Normie! Get Out!

https://anonfile.com/K6seD9Y0m9/Umarus_7z

R: 31 / I: 2 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Can anybody guess this one?

Try to guess.

R: 300 / I: 190 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

No Pagans, YOU are the cucks

Calling Christians 'Christcuck'' are we? That's funny, because last time I checked, Christianity wasn't the religion that became subverted and had its people forced from. Your traditions were all adopted, all your temples were converted to Churches. Europeans everywhere volunteered to give up their Pagan ways to join the Holy Roman Empire. Rarely a fight or a war to protect your Pagan heritage. Neo-Paganism was started by feminists and Jews. Its not Christians that are the cucks here. Paganism is the most cucked religion of all time.

R: 84 / I: 53 / P: 8 [R] [G] [-]

Hitler's 130th Birthday

It's April 20th, so /b/ let's celebrate the birth of the man against time by sending him birthday wishes and wishing for his return.

R: 17 / I: 2 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

hex should kill himself

Yes or no?

R: 11 / I: 6 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Answer the question

DO

YA

LIH

BLAPPL?

R: 30 / I: 6 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Ever notice how

All the people trying to ban loli are caught with real CP?

R: 81 / I: 8 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

DO NOT.

if anyone comments in this thread, i will call them names

HURT

THEIR

FEELINGS

.

don't make me do it anons. cuz i will.

R: 21 / I: 58 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Oh yeah

Post your filthiest album.

R: 25 / I: 15 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Alcohol

Im fucking drunk again just woke up on hangover and started drinking again i have to work tomorrow wtf is wrong with me

R: 14 / I: 2 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Sam Morris

Tell my little brother's crazy girlfriend what you think of her. Her name's Sam Morris, she's 15, and she goes to West Carteret High School in Morehead City, NC. Her cellphone number is 252-241-8893. She has asperger's syndrome, is a huge pot head, and sucks dick like a champ so she'd LOVE to see yours.

R: 35 / I: 5 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

How much trouble would I get in for throwing eggs off of an overpass?

How much trouble would I get in for throwing eggs off of an overpass?

R: 14 / I: 1 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Have you ever been kicked in the nuts?

What does it feel like?

>be me

>only child

>no friends

>never played outdoors

>balls intact

>tfw no great stories to tell my future grandkids

R: 25 / I: 3 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Dr. CP

Utah Mormon professor recounts spiritual journey with child porn

https://www.deseretnews.com/article/900061622/did-utah-professor-confess-to-viewing-child-porn-to-class.html

Mormons are too damn trusting

R: 13 / I: 7 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

crimge thread

crimge thread

R: 31 / I: 30 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Jennifer Lunn (doexeyedxbambi)

Dumping what I have

R: 13 / I: 0 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

Ahem....

*HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK* *HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK*

R: 11 / I: 6 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

At this moment a nigger is fapping to your waifu

you cuck

R: 10 / I: 6 / P: 9 [R] [G] [-]

the future is not robot waifus

the future is mechanically enhanced servitor women

R: 22 / I: 1 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

I'm with a one-armed dude

who's high as shit on coke and paranoid and walking around constantly. What do?

R: 22 / I: 2 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

The truth

Foids with full lips are the best. Foids with thin lips look disgusting and are automatically disgusting.

R: 33 / I: 11 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Maybe there's something to this whole "Clown World" thing

Ukranian comedian about to become President

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/ukraine-election-latest-zelensky-win-poroshenko-a8880541.html

R: 71 / I: 17 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

I need dating help

Apparently having a 9 figure company and owning the rocket facility that sent the first rocket to the fucking moon isn't a conversation starter.

Five years of this fucking shit. They send one message, ghost me, and go fuck a nigger with a smaller dick. Anyone want to give me a smart ass response?

Is our military full of fucking retards??

R: 22 / I: 4 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Subject

How are you holding up, anon?

R: 10 / I: 1 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Bugman Feels

Im 20 years old and I have no skills, passions, or talents. I'm essentially a bugman, and the only thing I've done in the past was consume. Only now, consuming means nothing, and leaves me empty. I wanna start up a hobby from I can get good at, but I never can get the motivation to do so. How do I stay motivated? Or is it too late for me?

R: 31 / I: 8 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

20 years ago...

20 years ago 2 teenage boys did the best senior prank ever.

R: 263 / I: 9 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

IN THIS THREAD, /B/ WRITES ELON MUSK A LETTER ONE WORD AT A TIME, AND THEN WE SEND IT TO HIM.

Ask your best questions you want answered.

When we're done we will send to:

emdesk@tesla.com

Letter begins:

Salutations

R: 18 / I: 6 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

MYOB

Why do you give a shit about what other people are doing?

Mind your own business.