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itt: things euros miss out on

ill start: baked beans

god i love me some baked beans! delicious, nutritious, and not available in europe? as crazy as it seems, europe has not had baked beans until the 1960s when american diplomats were having a dinner at the embassy in britain (if you can even consider that europe lol) and were serving baked beans as a side dish. the british were stunned! "oi you cheeky wankas, what are yee servin in the name of the queen?" the british diplomat said in a cockney voice, teeth rotting and crooked. "baked beans, friend." responded the american diplomat, not saying anything in the name of anything because he is a free man, teeth white and straight from years of drinking fluoridated water.

so what else are euros missing out on? let me know in the comments below

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/OURGUY/

SHUT IT DOWN

SHUT IT DOWN

SHUT IT DOWN

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made a nice cocktail

cause let me tel you the tail of this cock

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If /b/ could fuck a fictional character, who would it be?

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Reminder the most influencial music critic of our time is a cuck.

Music is dead.

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reminder

just a reminder that if 2d girls were real it wouldnt matter because they wouldnt love you just like real women.

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I love Noun so much I wish he'd talked to me I hope I die

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Madexx Answers Thread

https://8ch.net/b/res/8010723.html#8013464

continuation of this

i havent been around much cause i wanna move on in life. but i figure this situation is getting a little too annoying, so i will deal with it.

feel free to ask me questions, i will answer once off work.

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Image

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DARTH MAUL IS IN SOLO A SOY WARS STORY

DARTH MAUL IS IN SOLO A SOY WARS STORY

Star wars is still shit tho.

The art design was good, kinda weird how Disney can get all these great artists but they can't for the life of them get 1 good writer.

Should tell that commie writer's guild to fuckoff.

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Why Aren't You Wearing Chainmail?

Take the chainmail pill /b/: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwXpXg78VQA

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You boys would lick… if it were mine… right?

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r8 the gigolo I paid to fuck me in the ass last night

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I have been banned from Gab and my IP address has been banned as well. Here is my story.

I have literally had like 40 different troll accounts on Gab, where I would troll feminists and christians and jews and so on. None of my accounts ever got banned. But I made an account called "Andrew Torba is Jewish" and posted a couple of links (below) that show how Gab is a jewish Mossad operated website. Lo and behold? My account was banned within hours and my fucking IP address was banned from their website. In some of my troll accounts, I would post GIFs of shemales ejaculating, and yet I never got banned for that. But I post links which show that Gab is a jewish Mossad website and BOOM- banned within hours and IP address ban too.

Here are the two links which Andrew Torba is terrified of.

https://wideawakegentile.wordpress.com/2017/10/06/gab-ai-mossad-clickbait/

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Gab.ai

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CELEB THREAD

CELEB THREAD

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>the police are /ourguys/, right?

Daily reminder that pigs deserve to be slaughtered.

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That ann frank girl died btw. She was groomed and raped repeatedly, by some 24 year old obese dude she met online.

https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/facebook-identifies-alleged-child-rapist-bothell-man-arrested/636330212

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>political faggots smearing a guy only when he's dead and can't fight back

Women are fucking cunts dude, and why does she hate gamergate?

Does /b/ still raid/dox people? I want to know more about this cunt. I don't even like TotalBiscuit but that's a bitch move.

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Nofap + Escorts = ?

I recently hired an escort to avoid becoming a wizard. I saw her twice. The first time I technically put benis in bergina, but I could only really stay hard when she blew me. The second time was a bit better, and I could actually thrust for a few minutes, but I still had boner troubles.

Since I don't have trouble getting hard for porn/masturbation, I figured my brain has been fucked up from years of chronically jacking it to porn rather than real sex, and so I've been doing nofap in order to fix my brain/dick.

My plan was to go nofap for two weeks, then fug a new girl, but:

1) Nofap is fucking with my body too much. My heart races all the time, I have constant sexual thoughts, etc. I need to orgasm, or I'll go too far and probably hurt my libido, which is the opposite of what I want.

2) The escort I saw before is taking a two-month break from the business very soon. (I think this is because she's spending a summer studying abroad.) She's very, very good, both physically and socially, and I'm extremely comfortable with her. She's good at making paying for sex somehow feel romantic, which is an amazing feat, and I doubt many other escorts around here will be as good at that.

So I caved and set up an emergency fug appointment for tomorrow morning. I think it will probably be very, very good sex, and I'll be amazed if I still have boner problems with her, since I no longer get nervous around her. (I also have Viagra, and I'm going to take one, but that's just for thoroughness, and I doubt it will be particularly useful, since my boner problems are mental, not physical.)

TL;DR: Haven't cum in a week, probably going to have the first good sex of my life tomorrow with a 10/10 Asian escort who I already know is fun to spend money on time with. Hopefully the nofap will force my boner will rise to the occasion this time.

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anyone want a new drawthread?

i haven't had the motivation for it for a few months but i figure maybe if i make a thread and anons are interested, then it will just come to me

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too warm gotta fap naked

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>if only the state would issue me a girlfriend, then I wouldn't be so lonely

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What did you eat for breakfast /b/?

>Omelette master race

>tfw

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making bad choices AMA

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i wanna fap to asian girls

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Quit wasting your time and use Slackware!

I see distros like Void, Arch and Gentoo get recommended far too much here. Most /b/ users are either people who just need a web browser, programmers of small projects or a mix in between. Most people here don't need 90% of the stuff modern distros provide them! The solution?

Slackware!

Reasons for Slackware:

-No dependency management. Normal users don't spend their time installing, uninstalling and generally messing around with package management. This might be helpful for devs but normal users don't need it! KISS

-Simple init. Again, normal users don't need advanced functions like process supervision (advanced at least). Again, useful for devs and sysadmins, not regular users or programmers! (small project devs at least)

-Stable as fuck! Take a look at https://www.linuxquestions.org/questions/slackware-14/. Most questions you see aren't people asking help because of a problem with their init or package management, it's things like asking how to manage stuff and get shit done

Recent posts:

https://www.linuxquestions.org/questions/slackware-14/building-the-initrd-before-installation-4175630474/

https://www.linuxquestions.org/questions/slackware-14/this-is-my-slackware-desktop-725754/

https://www.linuxquestions.org/questions/slackware-14/slackware-terminal-server-4175630106/

Then look at the Debian forum! https://www.linuxquestions.org/questions/debian-26/

Recent posts:

https://www.linuxquestions.org/questions/debian-26/home-directory-won%27t-launch-from-cairo-dock-debian-9-a-4175630325/

https://www.linuxquestions.org/questions/debian-26/init-respawning-too-fast-disabled-for-5-minutes-457370/

https://www.linuxquestions.org/questions/debian-26/can%27t-mount-partition-4175629923/

These poor souls!

Continuing reasons for Slackware:

-Tons of packages! Niche packages like Qutebrowser are fully supported here :-)

-SIMPLE! Slackware sets out to be SIMPLE and simple it will stay. You never have to worry about it switching to systemd like Debian users did. Slackware does not change if it does not need to.

-All official Slackware tools programmed in pure C

-Knowledgeable and friendly community

If you're using Slackware, you're doing it right. If you aren't using Slackware, you're doing it wrong. (That is if you don't require advanced functions in your init and package manager then use something like Gentoo + systemd or, dare I say it, D*bian!)

What are you waiting for?

http://www.slackware.com/

http://www.slackware.com/~msimons/slackware/grfx/

https://docs.slackware.com/

YT tutorial for things like package management:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdPeX13R2H0

More propaganda:

https://imgur.com/a/4elMq

http://dotshare.it/public/images/uploads/299.png

https://imgur.com/a/Qm7Gy

https://i.imgur.com/c8P8v6k.png

https://imgur.com/QvzZ1W7

https://i.imgur.com/pGNdVyT.jpg

https://imgur.com/a/OiqUz

You can even bloat Slackware!

https://imgur.com/a/7q4a4/

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ITT: we discuss the most effective and satisfying methods of removing and killing commies.

Personally, I'm partial to scaphism.

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How do you separate what part of the towel you wipe your face with from the part you wipe your ass with?

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roz

https://tinychat.com/room/deleted

Mod edit: Changed room

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we (/intl/) cracked codemonkeys tripcode, shitposted on 8/pol/ *AS HIM* so the spergs banned him, then send hundreds of emails to cuckmonkey so he'd rage out and do a board takeover and destroy pol and his own sites reputation… and we're only just getting started

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Jews

Why jews aren't getting tanned from sun???

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Piracy

What do you think of piracy? Personally I do it, but I do consider it wrong.

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imkikey is gone, but you know who is based? A mod that cares about his users and making sure we all have a good time?

Dysnomia. Lets have a tribute thread for perhaps the best imageboard moderator to ever exist.

There's a reason the asshole of the internet fears him, even deep web cucks fear him. Lets hear it for Dysomia!

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How do women get this flexible /b/?

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>/pol/'s shitty BO was finally kicked

good riddance

LET FREEDOM RING

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Anyone else find it interesting that /pol/'s PPH has doubled since kikey got booted, while this board's PPH has been halved?

I think that could mean a lot of things, but at the very least it means that anons prefer boards that are run in good faith rather than ones that are used as personal ego trips by their BO's.

*looks at Dysnigger*

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at what point does it become necrophilia?

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Im impressed, you won.

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Webm Thread

Superior webm thread.

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what does this do to your peepee? be honest

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EllaneorLawson98 kik thread, post wins

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>Global mods now run /pol/

>/leftypol/ global mod controls /pol/

>kikes win by subversion again

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FOX: US to admit 15,000 additional temporary workers this year: DHS

"In order to help U.S. businesses at risk of suffering "irreparable harm", the Department of Homeland Security said Monday it will provide as many as 15,000 new H-2B visas this year for temporary seasonal workers."

http://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/2017/09/13/trump-international-resort-applies-to-hire-more-foreign-workers.html

"According to a report released by the Department of Labor on September 11, the Trump International Beach Resort has requested permission to hire ten temporary foreign workers as housekeepers."

https://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/us-to-admit-15000-additional-temporary-workers-this-year-dhs

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Has being a furry affected your political life at all like me?

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Asian girls are so sexy! I wish I had an Asian girlfriend. Okay guys go ahead let's post some yellow fever content.

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Nude shop any of these photos!!

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what does /b/ think of dolls?

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The survival of mankind depends on your choice:

1. Accept her as your eternal waifu.

2. Throw her into the meat grinder.

What do, /b/?

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Jews should all be killed

You know it's true

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i want to have a sticky and sweaty gangbang with all anime posting friends

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my girlfriend

this is my gf

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Wake up and see this on your leg, all you know is that you were sure there was a 6pack in the fridge, you remember talking to people and rozzi, and the equasion was from a time when i was learning some physics and calculas from a phisics student on mewch. Also kali linux was open in vmbox, but i think not related

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;_;

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I haven't came in 2 weeks, it seems the only thing that gets me hard is when Anon tease me and tell me to just let it all out

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would you fuck this squid girl

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guys…

i have my gangbang folder empty

can ya help a /b/ro?

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azunyan

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Found this pyramid of needs. Marked where I'm stuck in life.

MFW

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Cat Nutzzz

Are there any games where you can touch soft kitty balls? Just as a joke haha, im wndoreing if there are any video games that have funny games of cats getting their cut little balls touches, do yuo thinks cats feel pleasured or embrassed when getting their balls touched? Just as a joke don't get mad at me okay? It's very funny haha

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>Codemonkey got permabanned on nu/pol/

>>/pol/11617153

>>/pol/11617153

>>/pol/11617153

>>/pol/11617153

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>"Ah need mah AR-15 to overthrow the gubbmint!"

>drone strike kills you

Do you gun nuts even hear yourselves?

>But "SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED"

no right is unlimited sweetie, even freedom of speech has limits.

>But I need muh AR-16 to fight the govt!!!

no you don't and you know it. Your fat ass would shit itself if you ever found yourself in a combat situation

>Home security!!!!!

Bullshit, you are more likely to kill yourself or your family than an intruder

>But…. 2A

Outdated.

>You can't take all the guns!!!!

You are right, but we can limit the number of them in circulation.

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furfags report in. how many /b/ users are furfags?

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What's the difference between the two news boards we have?

I never really go there. At first I speculated that one allows comments and the other not, but that's apparently not true.

So what's the deal?

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How does one get this bad at sucking dick?

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:3

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APOLOGIZE

APOLOGIZE

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codemonkey removed /pol/ BO

it's

fucking

happening

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Let's get showers for the homeless at starbucks

It's time for Starbucks to stop Virtue Signalling. Sign and spread this.

https://www.change.org/p/starbucks-starbucks-stores-needs-showers?recruiter=877894600&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink&utm_campaign=share_petition&utm_term=share_for_starters_page

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>playing pic related

Should I go Third Reich mode and build an A12, or should I go commie mode and build a traffic cone rocket?

Also if you have any particular kind of rocket/jet you want me to design, post it here and I'll try to put something together with a similar performance and look. t. aerospace engineer

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Memes threads

Gonna do a livestream tonight 5 hours from now. There will be eggs, there will be cooking.

>https://tinychat.com/room/pupchan

There will be no

>Tide

>Drinks

>Suicide

Pic kinda related I guess, its me.

Stream over

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How to cook a great steak

Share your tips on how to burn a good piece of meat.

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GOD SLAYER RICHAD FADORA has some weird shit on his website

https://www.richarddawkins.net/2014/10/idiot-muslim-drinking-sperm/

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VanMoof just made the Tesla of bicycles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcrLLooXgSY

This looks like such an amazing electric bike.

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Girls Acting Like Sluts Thread

Post videos of girls dancing, shaking, and twerking.

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>tfw it's been 10 years since this classic came out

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Weep a tear for me!

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8chan name dropped in incel article

>Although the subreddit no longer exist the community is thriving on other sites such as 4chan 8chan and incels.me.

https://www.yourtango.com/2018313651/what-is-saint-elliots-day-former-ucsb-student-on-elliot-rodger-mass-shooting-how-incel-rebellion-spreads-ideology-male-supremacy

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post something cool

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Why is this borad so dead?

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You now remember HWNDU.

You do.

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what's stopping humanity from reaching its potential?

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Reminder that niggers are literal subhumans.

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What is this shit all about?

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Sports Girls

Lets post girls in their sports clothes.

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what is a victimless crime?

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>be me

>go to a mall to buy a lighter

>found pretty cool bullet lighter like the one in Metro 2033

>i wan it

>the girl in the pay desk is a cute kinda redhead pale cutie

>do the transaction

>when i was picking it up she grabbed it to give it to me and our fingers touched

>she retreats her hand like she didn't wanted to touch me

>oh….. thanks……

Why im feeling sad if i didn't even wanted her to give it to me, i didn't asked for it, i didn't even gave her signals of interest because im so dead inside so why the fuck am i feeling like this?

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Eightchan & fourchan help elect first Jewish Prez and most Jewish cabinet ever

Ironic much?

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/measuring-hate-4chan-w520145

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How's your summer been so far anons?

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The current state of /b/

How can we fix /b/ and purge it of all the 4chan-tier trash?.

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rolf

why is it that this so called darkest reach of the internet is more chuked

and generally less sick then 4chan

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Does anyone else deliberately come to /b/ immediately before and after visiting sites with illegal content just so that the illegal content site's records will indicate traffic coming and going from here?

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>looking for porn

>go to /wx.

>5 cuck threads

but why tho

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height thread

What's your height?

Mine is 6 feet 3 or 192 cm.

The explanation behind this is probably that i ate a lot dairy products which made my bones grow really big.

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>tfw 3.2 inch dick (18 centimetres for you americucks)

>be me

wat do?

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I need some protips

I need weed. I have terrible scoliosis pains in my spine all day every day. and it makes me want to put my .357 in my mouth and pull the trigger. It's not hard for most people to buy some weed, but I am an antisocial bastard with no friends, and therefore no contacts that have a supply. So what do I do?

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What if it turns out that Jesus was black?

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best mate just killed himself

im not usually one to post but today was the worst day of my life. i went to go meet my best mate at his for a smoke some gaming and to borrow his copy of god of war. he was the nicest guy ever would go out of his way for you and was an alpha so made my life easier. so i knock on the door no answer so i just assumed he was asleep, i know where his key is so i can let myself in and stuff. i walk in and see him layed in bed. go and try to wake him up and roll him over thinking hes fucking around. there was white foam and blood coming from his mouth all over the bed. i didnt know what to do i called the ambulance i tried cpr i did everything i could. i realise i just lost my only friend in this world but we found a suicide note left inside his favourite book. his ex had been blackmailing him, had him beaten up sent him videos of her fucking guys the whole 9 yards.when she was questioned today by the police she just laughed and said best news shed heard all year, because its suicide shes gna be done for harrasment for sending him threatening texts but she wont get anything serious. im in no way good with pcs and i know you guys really dont care but im just writing this in hopes maybe theres some guys or girls out there who may help me ruin her life. she doesnt deserve any happiness in her life. i would put this as a personal army request but this isnt for me i had to see his mum and sisters faces when they showed up i had to watch them both breakdown and for them is why im doing this. if any of you have a heart or just wna fuck with another slut and make some lulz ill post her details. i have to help plan the funeral and im really not looking forward to that day.

pic related shes the cunt that did this to him

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What’s even the fucking point of living anymore?

I want to die, but I don’t want to go to heaven or hell. I want to feel nothing, I don’t want to exist, I don’t want thought. I just want nothing. Life is fucking stupid, and I’ve never even been thanked once for any kindness that I’ve ever given in my entire life. And before you ask me to livestream me killing myself, I don’t have a camera, and I don’t have any friends, let alone ones who’d be willing to video my death, but of ‘’’course’’’ we all fucking know that don’t we? Pic related has more reason to live than me, atleast he has a fucking cause. I can’t even get a fucking job at the grocery store EVEN THOUGH THEY SAY THAT HAVE OPENINGS, and my asspie card doesn’t help either, so fucking much for EEO, am I right?

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I came here because I got banned on 4chan for a joke.

What should I know before I do something stupid?

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b I need to become a FUTA slut

Hello b. How can I make a deal with the ayys and body swap into a hot horse hung FUTA so I can do pron. Well how about a Futanaria world with Futanaria and Women. How do I get there?

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>be talking to guy on Mumble

>he's trying to tell me that everyone shoudl want kids

>argue that kids ruin your finances, freedom, mental sanity, and hegemony over your own life

>he says they don't and children make all those things obsolete

>tell him that it isn't the 50s anymore and overpopulation is a real threat

>"really? Because you might want to re-consider that statement"

>"Why would I re-consider verifiable, logarithmic population growth tables?"

Why are tradcucks so stupid?

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Would you eat meat from girls if it were legal?

How would you organize this whole process of processing girls for meat?

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Why do you guys love cocks so much? You even like them on women, on little girls, on animals, on inanimate objects, and negros.

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UNDERRATED BOARDS

https://8ch.net/cyber/catalog.html

>>>/cyber/

>really cool 80's retro matrix stuff but fucking loaded with shills that hate it similar to /x/ or /pol/ because of it's good content

https://8ch.net/x/catalog.html

>>>/x/

>spooky general

https://8ch.net/creepy/catalog.html

>>>/creepy/

>specifically creepy stories only

https://8ch.net/rel/catalog.html

>>>/rel/

>religious stuff and if you're smart, spirituality

https://8ch.net/fringe/catalog.html

>>>/fringe/

>how to be strange

https://8ch.net/vg/catalog.html

>>>/vg/

>actualy good video game discussion

https://8ch.net/fit/catalog.html

>>>/fit/

>how to get fit

https://8ch.net/ck/index.html

>>>/ck/

>how to cook good food

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Anyone know how I can research a supposed rape?

A crazy friend of mine claims she was raped by a massage therapist somewhere around Overland Park/Kansas City area, but I can't find anything online about it. I suppose it's possible news outlets never reported on it, but there has to be some form of public record, right?

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hey guys, just found out about this site. what does b stand for?

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Spiritual ancap thread!

Spiritual ancap is the real way Boys. Why arent you yellow and green pilled yet?

What the flag represents.

I call this flag, Spiritual / esoteric anarcho capitalism.

The tree symbolizes knowledge and wisdom, and being in harmony with nature and people. The snake protects the tree from the government and represents not to step on me, or my community.

The black color on the flag represents no government or mental slavery, the yellow color represents freedom and Liberty, also open and free market and trade. Voluntary work and respect for each other.

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Does the idea that one you'll reach an age where no matter how hard you try you won't be able to pick up teens and experience the best pussy.

not gonna lie, it scares me a bit.

i work out, take good care of myself , i'd say i still have a solid decade ahead of me but the idea that one day i won't be able to do it is worrying.

i hope i'll grow out of teens by then.

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my GF

everyone say hello to my GF

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hey /b/

im a 16 year old and my sex drive has really started to kick into overdrive. the only problem is I go to a private school and the pool of girls to select from is really small. I'm not amazing looking but I'm not incel status, 8/10 I think. How do I find a different pool of people to select from outside of the toxic environment of my highschool?

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Sad Face

I have to make spaghetti and meatballs tonight to stay in the budget i made since my job contract ended :(

I can't think of anything more plain and disgusting. It's only marginally better than eating ramen.

Spaghetti and meatballs is the kind of shit that you are forced to eat at a friend's house because his mom can't cook to save her life. However, I can't deny it's retardedly cheap to make.

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Macbook Ann Frank

What do you think of her evolution?

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/pol/ is under attack for the love of kek get on it

/pol/ is clearly getting raided i mean there's fucking pony porn and the same post everywhere lads get on it for kek

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>tfw you realise that actual racists browse /b/ and is ruining it for everyone

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Wow this site is slow right now, post something!

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This is the greatest, and most impressive chan board ever.

Prove me wrong.

You can't.

generic IDGAF pic not even related because IDGAF

Seriously, this is ultimate shitposting, it is thriving and living a full life, that we all know is great by posting anything that comes to mind just to post…just to keep the board brilliant and strong for each glorious day.

But that is not just living, it is exceeding.

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Hey /b/. I just burned a fucking pot while doing rice. I was playing GTA SA and completely forgot about the rice. Only realized because of the smoke after a good 2 or 3 hours. What do I do now? The apartment is all full of fucking smoke. I know the damn thing is dangerous since it can be toxic. I inhaled a lot of it opening the windows and went back to my own room. I had some food outside I wanted to eat as well, it is toxic now?

Please help, I've started living alone a couple of months ago. I actually have a roommate but luckily he is not home today.

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Dicks are so cute omg( •ω• ) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω\) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(^ワ^) and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•ㅁ•๑) but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ノ´ヮ´)ノ: ・゚hehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д`●)・::・

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Who is she??

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I'd fuck any woman, regardless how ugly she is. Where do I find the ugliest and easiest whores without having to pay? i'm average looking.