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𝐈'𝐌 𝐈𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐅𝐔𝐙𝐙

File: dad4269157cc954⋯.jpg (51.58 KB, 886x186, 443:93, what.JPG)

 No.8092051[Reply]

Can someone report this plz, i dont live in USA so i want this to be nuked.

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 No.8093618

>>8093303

How old is the daughter

And what's it called


 No.8093622

>>8093510

The gooberment created TOR for their own anonymity. It became public when they realized the level of encryption was unique and therefore identifiable if only used by one entity.


 No.8093689

>>8093312

Nigger, are you retarded? nothing will happen to you if the site is fake.


 No.8093695

File: 404afe0fcc5b3b6⋯.jpg (3.75 MB, 4128x2322, 16:9, 20180624_094935.jpg)

>>8093359

Well, im using Tor (javascript disabled) in Windows 10 on my home WiFi. Is secure enough for me.


 No.8093697

File: f52fdf2e05fe14c⋯.jpg (51.69 KB, 680x655, 136:131, 1465073976396.jpg)

>>8093689

Im still scared nigga. I don't want to be in the news tomorrow man ;_;




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 No.8072582[Reply]

How do you strip club?

I have about $200 that I can treat myself with, and a night off, and I was thinking about going up the road to the local strip joint. But I've never been to one, and figure it's probably weird to just go yourself. Has anyone ever been to one and can share some experiences?

Otherwise I might just to to my usual Asian massage parlor again.

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 No.8093523

>>8091114

Well I'm definitely glad I didn't go.


 No.8093555

File: 2d8c3bd66953a0d⋯.png (21.3 KB, 320x200, 8:5, duke-nukem-3d_5.png)

I went to a strip club once. Killed every mutha in the room, and told them hos to shake their booty. Shit was cash!


 No.8093561

>>8093057

hurr durr


 No.8093680

>>8072709

Germs aren't the problem. The problem is drug addicts who leave their cocaine all over the bill.


 No.8093696

>>8093680

Lmao. It's fucking micrograms of coke on even a twenty. Not a real problem.




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 No.8093060[Reply]

Remember when this guy was relevant?

 No.8093224

>>8093060

Cycle must be getting shorter, he's only made vids for a year or so


 No.8093694

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>>8093224

rucka rucka ali has been around for years.

This one's from 2012:




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 No.8093687[Reply]

Were you breastfed or bottle-fed as a baby?

 No.8093690

C-sec kid so no titi milk for me


 No.8093691

File: 247189e41479255⋯.webm (3.97 MB, 640x464, 40:29, молочко.webm)

I want to be breastfed now tbh


 No.8093693

>>8093687

I've been raped as a baby.




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 No.8093692

Wow




File: cb6642e5639453b⋯.jpg (89.18 KB, 333x500, 333:500, 324307419_ee6109be70_z.jpg)

 No.8092837[Reply]

So I was at a company picnic today, and a lot of guys brought their wives and kids. We had BBQ brisket, chicken, baked beans, and a wide selection of alcoholic beverages, all on beautiful sunny day. That was all fine and dandy, but one thing stuck out very uncomfortably in my mind. As I glanced around the crowd, it was obvious that like nine out of ten of the wives present were significantly overweight. And these weren't middle-aged gals, mind you. All thirties or late twenties. As a previously unmarried man, this is… discouraging to see. Sure, I've heard plenty of jokes before about married women and how they "let themselves go" just a short number of years after the knots are tied, but as of today, it seems that those jokes have a lot more merit than I gave them credit for.

Are there any married or formerly married anons who can shed any light on this "phenomenon?" Is what I saw today just a scary outlier, or is it pretty much what I can expect of my wife if I *ever* get married?

Pic related is the horror of what I saw today.

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 No.8093529

Did they look the ones in that picture OP? Because I actually think that's kind of hot.


 No.8093533

Its pretty much the rule.

all women gain weight after they get married, some more then other.

its partly hormonal, as their bodies is getting ready to carry a child, they stuff food (fat) as much as they can.

and partly du to laziness.


 No.8093635

File: 6e5426abd1ee8e6⋯.jpg (441.22 KB, 902x1304, 451:652, b28d5330e0c7bd6095831e131c….jpg)

>>8093533

>all women gain weight after they get married

Asian women are well known for not falling in this trope.

I've been married for more than ten years, I've gained more weight than her but we both have thin families so we're both still not even thick/chubby. She's 35 now, she's almost vegan, does a little excersize, her general lifestyle is lazy but thanks to her genes she doesn't turned into a fat person.

I don't know what your coworkers eat everyday.


 No.8093674

File: cb52748c194f89b⋯.jpg (244.24 KB, 1152x2048, 9:16, 1443054319526.jpg)

>>8093259

>>8093517

You guys are infinitely sadder than neverfucks who have accepted their fate because in your mind you are going to be in isolation for 10+ years then suddenly gain all sorts of relationship skills in time to sweep your 7/10 wife off her feet. Reality is your brain is just gonna atrophy to the point where no normal woman is gonna want to spend time with you because you'll be schizoid/depressive and you won't look like a fresh faced twenty something anymore

Tick tock gentleman


 No.8093688

File: 2a8129c77a11e5d⋯.png (150.21 KB, 415x476, 415:476, i-would-prefer-not-to-57b5….png)

>>8093635

>Asian women




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 No.8092982[Reply]

Let's face it. The guys that beat women pull a lot more quality pussy. Just look at Chris Brown. He beat the shit out of Rihanna and millions of women would give up their whole life to be with him. Have you guys ever had any experience beating your girlfriend? What is the right time to do it? How often should you do it?

 No.8092988

>>8092982

Every girl that i've dated was completely submissive so I didn't really find the need to beat them. I guarantee though, if I ever did date some bitch, I would beat the shit out of her if she ever stepped out of line.


 No.8093572

>>8092982

There's an old saying where I'm from: Beat her up every day; she'll know why she deserved it even when you yourself have no idea.


 No.8093686

>>8092982

Chris Brown gets a free pass because he's a nigger; a White man would have lost his career. But, in my experience, women who are victims of abuse always go crawling back to the guy if he has money.




File: 0f20d217ab4cda1⋯.png (204.03 KB, 681x548, 681:548, CHEEKI BREEKI.png)

 No.8091663[Reply]

Post them.

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 No.8093551

File: 343967fdfcea29c⋯.png (281.7 KB, 1448x606, 724:303, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.8093654

>>8093269

so happy so find out she's adjusting i wish you and yournew family member all the best

if this isnt thread worthy i dont know what is.


 No.8093664

>>8093654

No, you are wrong

A cat that sleeps on your head is just plain psychotic


 No.8093684

>>8093654

thankyou, im just happy thats she's happy and getting into that extremely playful stage, its way too cute!!!!!!

>>8093664

well she does seem to try to kill everything but judging from my prev 2 cats thats just a kitten thing

and if she's psychotic then she's my psycho


 No.8093685

File: 8b0e128bf0de6d6⋯.png (930.52 KB, 826x669, 826:669, ClipboardImage.png)




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 No.8093085[Reply]

God Tier Music Thread.

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 No.8093665

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 No.8093668

>>8093663

He repeats "shadow on the wall" over and over again.


 No.8093672

File: 5dd263a8c8f2fb1⋯.jpg (63.51 KB, 820x688, 205:172, 5dd263a8c8f2fb1328009552fe….jpg)

>>8093663

>Is it jewish?

Mike Oldfield is a British musician, you might have heard 'tubular bells" it was soundtrack for 70's movie "Exorcist". He's pretty talented and I don't think he has anything to do with jews.


 No.8093676

>>8093672

It's the music industry, there's a really good chance you are involved with jews if you are popular…


 No.8093683

>>8093676

Well, he seems pretty different from satanic skanks on stage we see today.




File: ee7a0e3c77a6077⋯.png (12.17 KB, 655x369, 655:369, sadpikachu-189263.png)

 No.8093433[Reply]

My girlfriend dumped me after 3 years of being with her.

I feel heartbroken /b/. I feel like a piece of me just left me. I cant even sleep, I dont know how I am going to recover from this?

Do I talk to her? Should I text her?

 No.8093442

Pour a drink lad.


 No.8093501

Find a new unexpected hobby. I started getting /fit/ to help me. Now, i fuck animals.


 No.8093681

>>8093433

>can't even sleep

Just use cough meds




File: e174700ef1778b9⋯.png (4.83 MB, 2386x4584, 1193:2292, YoRHa_No.2_Type_B.png)

 No.8091681[Reply]

post your waifus if you have enough faith that the mods won't Omlet this again

any and all 3DPDfags will have their assholes obliterated by Jamal

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 No.8093640

File: 177df20de901df0⋯.jpg (223.55 KB, 641x729, 641:729, aiko.jpg)

>>8093632

Nigga Aiko is nº1 of course, i want to make her life miserable

I didn't play the original NieR if that's what you mean, got 93 hours on Automata, trying to 100% it ending E Omleting everything didn't help


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 No.8093673

File: 0c6820c1e395e73⋯.jpg (219.45 KB, 1028x1200, 257:300, 1523062374832.jpg)

>>8093626

badfeel


 No.8093677

>>8093632

actually I have, havent 100% it tho cause the combat gets a bit repetetive tbh


 No.8093679

>>8093640

also sorry just reread what you said, 9S deserved better




File: 9aa07eea2a36043⋯.png (339.26 KB, 466x350, 233:175, rozellinception.png)

File: d34b2bbff2e9cd2⋯.png (390.3 KB, 1833x950, 1833:950, rozdis1.png)

File: 5009509f23ac744⋯.png (49.26 KB, 195x805, 39:161, rozdis2.png)

 No.8091830[Reply]

rozelli's beta orbiting dicsord server has over 120 members

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 No.8093571

>>8093569

and what a shitty, ugly one. imageboards aren't what they used to be anymore.


 No.8093600

File: 9ed2b9a2f586749⋯.jpg (113.24 KB, 534x800, 267:400, 9ed2b9a2f58674974c16ad79e9….jpg)

>>8093569

what about pupchan?


 No.8093601

>>8093600

she's gone, let's be honest.

Not even babi is coming back.


 No.8093630

>>8091830

>orbiting Roz instead of asking her about jewish ritual murders for purpose of knowledge

Anons, I..


 No.8093678

Hey someone, give me (((invite link))) to that server




File: 70fcbdceb4f8149⋯.jpg (1006.07 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, jj0.jpg)

 No.8093005[Reply]

Name 1 sexier girl than Jordyn Jones.

Protip: You're a faggot and you can't.

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 No.8093634

>>8093567

Does it make you mad that you drool over undeveloped bodies while real men fuck real women?


 No.8093656

>>8093634

Does it make you mad that I drool over undeveloped bodies while real men fuck real women?


 No.8093659

Many. Dime a dozen dye job blondes are played out. Add to that that she's flat as a board.


 No.8093675

>>8093625

See >>8093567

Who does think of fucking her right away, you sick pervert?


 No.8093682

>>8093587

*Locking DOWN




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 No.8090311[Reply]

How do you pronounce "loli" is it "LOW LEE" or "LAWL LEE"?

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 No.8091089

>>8091078

Loli rapists are the best rapists.


 No.8091098

>>8091089

Oh my!


 No.8091106

File: 91f5bec0b5ebfe2⋯.jpg (608.29 KB, 960x2800, 12:35, メイ&パイン.jpg)


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 No.8093671

lolicon a shit and pedos a shit too fuck off literal niggers




File: e5a6599421463e3⋯.png (219.7 KB, 644x599, 644:599, jimmy_hopkins_bully_se.png)

 No.8091400[Reply]

Reaction Image Thread

I need to build my collection

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 No.8093591

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 No.8093592

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 No.8093594

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 No.8093596

File: c22a37fa81f60e6⋯.png (498.95 KB, 953x953, 1:1, Pop.png)

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 No.8093670

More pleasu




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