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File: 73d0a8cd1c8c0d5⋯.jpg (26.64 KB, 618x412, 3:2, 1200.jpg)

 No.8414818[Reply]

Ive found that over the years, the kind of youtube content that i consume has changed so much that the strangest things are the greatest to me.

i thought you anons may want to be aware of this oddity

its strangely satisfying for me

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/BqV7UsX20yw" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe>

 No.8414822

>>8414818

thank you, anon. this video means a lot to me.

kys


 No.8414824

This is b


 No.8414827

File: ac49f175eca2824⋯.jpg (25.63 KB, 499x499, 1:1, 670.jpg)

now this is pod




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 No.8414753[Reply]

Anyone else here has terrible beard genes? Pic is pretty much the most I'll ever get.

Ony saving grace is that I've got a good headfull of hair.

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 No.8414768

If i grow a beard it looks like pubes


 No.8414772

File: 7dd54721c1d5fc3⋯.jpg (17.49 KB, 200x267, 200:267, fragmaster~aneckbeard[1].jpg)

>tfw bald spots


 No.8414821

Beards are for muzzies and homeless people. Woman repellent.


 No.8414823

>>8414821

Lots of women love beards.


 No.8414826

>>8414823

Some might, but just about every study done has concluded that women prefer clean-shaven men, just like how men prefer clean-shaven women.




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 No.8414443[Reply]

I dont like videogames,chinese cartoons and the chans are beyond stale.

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 No.8414681

>>8414444

Czech'd


 No.8414686

File: 8ce503c2d4bbe72⋯.jpeg (44.26 KB, 512x512, 1:1, 78FB8CF1-BEC0-48F7-94E0-5….jpeg)

>>8414445

Get back in your angry dome old man.


 No.8414692

People think being a neet is easy because you sit on your ass all day.

The truth is, while being a lazy neet is nice some days, a lot of days you go insane from boredom. Only mentally strong people with good, clear inner monologues can be neets.

NPCs get back to work.


 No.8414697

>>8414443

>having to cope

what is there to cope with

I swear to god if you say you are fucking alone


 No.8414825

>>8414692

Inner monologue being a factor which can discriminate the philosophical zombie from the sentient entity is among the most comically sad concepts in recent times. It is little more than deafness of the imagination. A physically deaf person is still a conscious person, and so is a mentally deaf person. In truth what contemplating the absence of a personal narrator, even briefly, does is instill fear and disgust in overgrown egos as a defensive reaction as the ego only seeks survival and is desperate to maintain control through a convenient mechanism of constant distraction. "Who is behind the steering wheel of this inner monologue?" is the inquisition of the mind which the ego dreads like the end of the world, so it is quick to proclaim its dutiful, listening servants as superiors when confronted with the possibility of attention being directed towards it. What those incapable of inner narration actually have is one less trap to be ensnared by (but also a handicap in the mind). And those capable, but abiding in silence anyway, live in peace without harassment.




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 No.8399302[Reply]

I mean, come on!

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 No.8414416

>>8412150

Okay man, I'm not a fan of kikes and I believe the government has its secrets and shit, but am I seriously supposed to believe the KGB is still operating in 2018?


 No.8414427

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 No.8414741

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 No.8414820

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>>8399302

I can name a number of things OP




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 No.8406442[Reply]

feels thread

i'll start

>tfw no cute autistic computer wiz to be friends with

>i want to make her laugh ;;

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 No.8412996

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cL7apuFYqI

This video is so amazeballs :O

Just struck a chord with me.


 No.8414804

>>8406737

If you have room and time for a dog, why not adopt one?


 No.8414808

>>8409180

Autism ftw youre jealous of the reeee power


 No.8414810

File: 8edae4f0a2a024f⋯.jpg (8.18 KB, 255x143, 255:143, 2c85e813870a1d3b7b19045bd6….jpg)

>>8412541

I need attention or i starve


 No.8414819

>>8414810

Do one good deed a day. Take a (you) poor beggar.




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 No.8408999[Reply]

You're the biggest faggot on the planet and a pathetic excuse of a human being, and so is your "job" as a moderator on a shitty board. Ban me (you won't)

(I will, though)
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 No.8412174

>>8412108

t. Hex


 No.8413610

GET EM BOYS SIC EM


 No.8413628

REMEDY HAS NO REMEDY


 No.8413767

>>8412017

>Dysnomia gutted the mod tools because hex and other mods were looking at poster histories and bringing it up in threads just to discredit anons.

This is simply not true.

I was there in the thread when Hex quit, and that was never brought up as an issue.


 No.8414817

Remedy you're a cutie tbh but you need to stop your banning and censorship




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 No.8414714[Reply]

Anyone who has sauce or more of those ?

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 No.8414760

>>8414748

How can I look up for that


 No.8414773

>>8414748

>live.me

you're probably right


 No.8414797

>>8414714

same questions as OP, asking for a friend. He wants to "save" these girls and turn them into born again christians! but he needs to find them first.


 No.8414813

pornhub.com


 No.8414816

>>8414813

What should I type to find them :)




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 No.8414815[Reply]

Dont get too close to the fags

We must cleanse them with love



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 No.8414688[Reply]

I love getting called daddy :3

 No.8414690

fuck u nigger


 No.8414715

Mommy :)


 No.8414720

Kys fag


 No.8414814

Gay




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 No.8414425[Reply]

We all agree that the vast majority of the population are NPCs. If they weren't the vast majority, the meme wouldn't make sense.

Well all agree that the vast majority of the humans are theists.

Yes. You see where I'm going, I don't even need to end my reasoning.

THEISTS ARE NPCs BY DEFAULT, EXTRACT YOURSELF FROM THE PROGRAMMED "GOD-THINKING" AND YOU CAN HAVE A STORY OF YOUR OWN, ANON

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 No.8414693

>>8414586

Yas u understand


 No.8414699

>>8414689

>more dimensions means there's a god

I bet you don't know how retarded you sound

>jews can't be NPCs

jews aren't religious. They do their clan shit for the wealth, they don't believe in anything supernatural. Those who do aren't the jews you're hating and also are NPCs.


 No.8414735

>>8414689

They know God is real and they hate him

Idk if you can define God as a gender

They worship satan lucifer moloch whatever

Thats why they push athiesm

And all the muh mud ball and theres no spirits


 No.8414740

>>8414735

hi npc


 No.8414812

>>8414740

Goyim pay no attention to our satanic rituals

Heres your 70 cents for the you shill




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 No.8410029[Reply]

Gayness can be summed up by the fact that gays like sucking cocks and having men ejaculate in their ass. There's no deeper philosophy or meaning to being gay. That's all it is. When a teenage son tells his parents he's gay, he's telling them that instead of starting a family and giving his parents grandchildren, he'll instead choose to suck cocks and have men ejaculate in his ass. Whenever a man opens his mouth and the gay accent is heard, the image that immediately comes to mind is one of cocks, semen, and gaping assholes. Not a pleasant image to have placed in your mind, evoked merely by an accent or a little rainbow flag pin. Dislike of gays is justified when the very act of saying you're gay fills the mind with vulgar and disgusting imagery. What do you think?

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 No.8412753

>>8411000

The only reason I give a shit about women is sex. Other than that I want nothing to do with them.


 No.8414751

http://man2manalliance.org/

>The Man2Man Alliance therefore calls upon all Men who Love Men to reject anal penetration, effeminacy, and promiscuity, and to embrace phallus-to-phallus intimacy, masculinity, and fidelity.

http://www.gaypatriot.net/

No idea why it's no longer active but a lot of worthwhile material is archived.

http://www.gaypatriot.net/2018/05/03/his-own-business/

concerns a survivor of the Pulse Nightclub massacre of 2016 who, in his own words, "made a conscious choice to leave homosexuality". About this, the author of the blog post says,

>I can’t say for sure that he has really been changed, and you can’t say for sure that he hasn’t. But the point ought to be, he has made a free choice, for himself, and he isn’t harming anyone else by living as he has chosen to live. His choice ought to be respected.

Excerpts from two of the comments:

>I accept homosexuality as “normal” among a small percentage of humans. But I don’t accept everything which homosexuals dream up as “normal” and healthy in the public square. Ironically, that means that some flamboyant homosexuals believe I need conversion therapy. What a world.

- "Heliotrope"

>[…]the heart of the error is turning what should be an adjective (gay, straight, etc.) into a noun.

[…]

What he should find support from all quarters is that he’s determined to <b><i>center</b></i> his identity around someone (something) other than his sexuality. That’s what matters.

- "civil truth"

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 No.8414799

John Derbyshire: How Perfectly Disgusting

https://www.johnderbyshire.com/Opinions/Culture/disgusting.html

Excerpts: (All bold-text emphasis mine- anon)

>Buggery is, in the first place, unhygienic. In the second place, it spreads disease. And in the third place, it pushes important body parts past their design limits. […]

>More to the point than any of these, however, is a widespread revulsion, found in both genders, all times and all places and cultures, towards the man who plays the part of a woman. There is a fundamental human contempt towards a man who permits himself to be penetrated — […]

>Christopher Hitchens in the New York Review of Books (9/21/00), writing about English boys'-boarding-school homosexuality: <b>"Mutual and manual gratification is the rule. The employment of orifices risks the imputation of unmanliness."</b>

>Even in ancient Greece, generally thought to be a culture very friendly to male homosexuality, this antipathy was clear and often expressed. The famous "romantic friendships" the Greeks favored, between an older man and a young boy, <b>did not usually involve buggery</b>. Greek fathers — warriors, athletes and orators, who believed women belonged in the kitchen — did not care to think of their sons "playing the part of a woman." The classicist K.J. Dover's 1977 book Greek Homosexuality, based on a careful analysis of ancient pornographic pottery, revealed that what went on was <b>"intercrural" sex — between the thighs</b>. (This was also the technique favored by Oscar Wilde, according to one of his biographers.) It is clear from the Greek Anthology that while buggery certainly occurred, it was furtive and disapproved of. <b>In every consequential society, in fact, under almost all circumstances, buggery has been out of bounds.</b> The fact that it is closely associated with homosexuality in people's minds sets a ceiling to how much acceptance homosexuals can ever hope for from the rest of us. HomoPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.8414801

>>8411599

This but the elite

They will literally fuck anything


 No.8414811

>>8412580

I must know the fate of this young boy. In 4k if possible.




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 No.8413555[Reply]

Someties, you got to look in the mirror and ask yourself.

Am i a NPC?

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 No.8414803

I looked into the mirror and asked myself, if I may be an NPC.

Then I realized, if I were an NPC, I wouldn't be asking myself that question.


 No.8414805

>>8414794

>Literally everyone is an NPC

I am part of literally everyone. You are illiterate and, therefore, an NPC.


 No.8414806

>>8414803

But OP told you to do it.


 No.8414807

>>8414803

Only NPCs question their self worth.


 No.8414809

>>8414807

Only NPCs don't evaluate their self worth.




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 No.8414802[Reply]

https://arxiv.org/abs/1809.08632

The first multi-person non-invasive direct brain-to-brain interface for collaborative problem solving.



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 No.8413730[Reply]

I bet you pussies wont even send me any coin. HELP A HOMIE OUT I CAN BARELY AFFORD RENT ARGGGHH

1ASR6ANhqVMTDNm1KfrdYJmqAgDM3LxzHL

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 No.8414653

>>8413730

Sent you 10k satoshi


 No.8414657

File: 5d4356e5b1e3893⋯.gif (129.3 KB, 468x300, 39:25, putin& Obama copy.gif)


 No.8414745

Fuck


 No.8414798

File: 3ff72e18b662385⋯.png (774.79 KB, 1258x1012, 629:506, 383.png)


 No.8414800

>>8413810

I reccomend hitting up the mothmen

Or the pleiadians

They like mario kart and smoking the weeds




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 No.8405965[Reply]

It's been half a semester and I already want to quit. Parents going on about "oh anon just get through it you'll regret it if you drop out". I'd rather fucking work construction my entire life, this is fucking purgatory.

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 No.8412579

>>8406027

start e brake cornering in your car, take corners as fast as your tires will allow you, buy a gun and pick it up as a hobby.


 No.8412591

You wont regret it op college is a scam


 No.8412899

just drop out dumbass


 No.8414795

>>8412092

>You really don't want this, unless you 100% certainly can get autismbux and are content living off that for the rest of your life.

Nigger there is no future here, I would understand if I lived in Western Europe or burgerking, but I live in a place that went from decent to shithole in less than 20 years. shit has become nothing but a worse for every year that passes. Sometimes I just want a big regional war to happen in a place around the globe against the eternal Jew (probably South Africa) so I can volunteer and die defending people, but otherwise I don't see myself in this world, watching it rot.


 No.8414796

>>8414795

*or burgerland




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