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 No.8356021[Reply]

what do you do if you wanna just die horribly but god wont let you

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 No.8358793

>>8358779

tis the point


 No.8358806

>>8358782

nvm

figured it out, im a dumbass


 No.8359215

>>8358763

no

dont tell me what to do


 No.8360364

>>8356021

Stop making up stories and just go stand in front of a train.


 No.8360428

>>8358806

I don't think I'd have the time to be a moderator




 No.8360416[Reply]

I sniff my sister's used tampons every month

AMA

 No.8360417

Why are we still here?


 No.8360420

>>8360417

To sniff his sister's tampons, every month.


 No.8360424

>>8360420

>his

sorry anon, I wanted op to respond


 No.8360427

When can we post images again?




 No.8360426[Reply]

Bye



 No.8360350[Reply]

Why can't you just convert to judaism like you can convert to islam? i wanna get in that jew groove, i feel like that could really be my kind of thing, you know what i'm saying?

 No.8360355

Judaism is a race. Read Mein Kampf


 No.8360382

>>8360350

>Why can't you just convert to judaism like you can convert to islam? i wanna get in that jew groove, i feel like that could really be my kind of thing, you know what i'm saying?

Stop making up stories and go stand in front of a train.

>>8360355

this^


 No.8360399

>ywn extort shekels from your goy tennants

why live?


 No.8360407

all of gods children are jews op


 No.8360422

>i wanna get in that jew groove

Snip your foreskin off and you can get that




 No.8360413[Reply]

"In the Middle of the Night" by Billy Joel is honest to goodness the best song ever written.

 No.8360414

It's a good song, but not the best.


 No.8360421

Never heard it, but since OP is clearly a fag, it sure is not worth my time




 No.8359984[Reply]

Jokes, puns, pick-up lines, etc.

Why didn't the skeleton ask the girl out?

Because he didn't have the guts.

What is the world's biggest oxymorn?

Black people.

Why did the banker quit his job?

Because he lost INTEREST!

How many men does it take to mop a floor?

None. It's a woman's job.

What do you do if a woman comes out of the kitchen complaining?

Make the chain shorter.

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 No.8360386

Say what you will about pedophiles, but they do drive slowly past schools and parks.

So this boy walks in on his dad masturbating in front of the computer and asks "Dad, what are you doing?"

The dad replies "I'm masturbating. Don't worry, you will be doing it soon too"

"But why?"

"Because my arm is getting tired"

Whats the difference between a Mexican woman and a hockey player?

A hockey player showers after 3 periods.

How are a woman and a tornado alike?

They moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.


 No.8360389

What did one tampon say to the other?

nothing, they're both stuck up bitches

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

i never payed $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face

A man goes up to a woman and asks if he can smell her pussy.she said back "no, you fucking pervert." As she's walking away, the man mumbles under his breath:

must be your feet then


 No.8360405

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?

A park bench can support a family.

Why can't niggers play baseball?

They're always stealing bases.

How do you make two jews argue?

Throw a nickel on the ground.

How do you make them fight to the death?

Throw a quarter.

How was the Grand Canyon formed?

A jew dropped a dollar down a gopher hole.


 No.8360412

What's the difference between a mosquito and a jew?

One stops sucking your blood when you smack it.

What's the difference between a vampire and a jew?

When the sun shines on the vampire, he dies; when the sun shines on the jew, he gets away.

How many cops does it take to push a nigger down the stairs?

None. He fell.

What is the worst thing you can say to a coal burning mother?

Your daughter is so cute! She looks just like you!

What do queers call an upside-down bar stool?

Table for four.


 No.8360419

Why don't niggers like cats?

Cats' cleanliness and intellect make the nigger feel inferior.

What's the difference between a priest and acne?

Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until puberty.

How did Michael Jackson die?

He got food poisoning from a 12-year-old wiener.

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

Your bike.

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.




 No.8360370[Reply]

First the red dot.

Then images aren't needed to post threads.

Now images aren't allowed.

And then captchas are added.

Dysnomia you fucking reprobate

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 No.8360402

>>8360400

Porn will go the way of the dodo I agree, but the rest of /b/

Well look at Wizchan..


 No.8360403

>>8360391

I did it for multiple reasons.

>>8360400

That's part of the plan. A 100% reset. I'm sure it won't be perfect but it will help a bit.


 No.8360404

>>8360400

now we actually have to talk

it's gay

you'regay


 No.8360409

>>8360400

Agreed.


 No.8360418

>>8360409

you're gay too




 No.8359842[Reply]

>/b/

>ctrl+f

>"rekt"

>ohshit.jpg

>sad anon

le rekt thread begins

 No.8359976

,,0

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./\..,,/[]\/

…….,,/\


 No.8360383

2009 calling


 No.8360415

I don't think i can handle this much brutality


 No.8360423

>>8359842

>/b/e of /l/e /m/e

>ctrl+f.flac

>type le type le

>"rekkktt it rudalpho"

>ooooooH NOOOO.jif

>le cry le

le cry sad woow




 No.8359970[Reply]

Poetry Thread

I would berry my dick

so far inside you,

whoever could pull it out

would be crowned King Arthur.

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 No.8360172

Surprise knife butt secks

Holy shitted, what a thing

Feels great when it cuts


 No.8360353

Feels like summer's here

When I rape that sweet pussy

Cause my dick's like a spear

Whenever I'm not bussy


 No.8360384

I like poems


 No.8360393

>>8360384

You like poems, don't you fag

Well then start writing something

I'm no entertainer at all

I'm just a cloud made of nothing


 No.8360410

Since this thread came out

All i do is think in rhymes

All i do is break then spines

Since my weed has run out




 No.8360408[Reply]

>lain threads deleted to fix technical difficulties

this miscarriage of justice against her will not stand



 No.8360291[Reply]

ITT: Curiosities that you saw firsthand

>in many countries you can't just flush toilet paper down the toilet

>in China breakfast, lunch and dinner are called "morning rice", "midday rice" and "night rice"

>Argentina has the same timezone as Brazil, it doesn't get dark until around 11pm and it's plain dark for most of the "morning"

 No.8360307

>in my country you can't poo in loo because it is considered unholy.

>In Saudi Arabia stealing gets your hand cut.

>In Singapore you can't chew gum.


 No.8360323

>>8360291

Funny that you mention timezones in a post with China without mentioning China's single timezone. But I guess you were in eastern China where it actually makes sense.


 No.8360337

>>8360323

That's not funny at all


 No.8360406

>>8360337

Your post actually made me lose.




 No.8359946[Reply]

I'm so cute it physically huts when boys look at me, i wish i could post my cute milky small feet and my pink precious pussy for you guys, I'm the cutest

 No.8359948

gay


 No.8359959

based


 No.8360341

>>8359959

>>8359948

gay and based


 No.8360367

>>8359946

>physically huts

Are you a hut hut?


 No.8360401

>>8359946

I want fuck. Post ye milks. Me horny as fuck. Me just want get thy wet




 No.8360306[Reply]

Why did the mods delete two threads?

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 No.8360380

>>8360377

that would surely boost /b/ in a way or another. I don't know If that would a good thing tho


 No.8360388

>>8360374

That's interesting.


 No.8360394

i miss butterfly


 No.8360396

>>8360394

t. Faggotron 9001


 No.8360397

>>8360394

gay tbh




 No.8359109[Reply]

Why is this place a fucking ghost town?

At peak hours there’s only like 4 active users including me

Not to mention that the shitty power tripping mods delete any threads that THEY don’t like

This discourages people from actually posting on this site

Même all you want about 4chan being shit but at least they have a loyal userbase

When was the last time that a quality MEME was born here?

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 No.8359747

>>8359109

>When was the last time that a quality MEME was born here?

hex is a pretty good meme tbh


 No.8359752

>>8359747

Hex is love! Hex is life!.jpg


 No.8359754


 No.8360392

h


 No.8360425

Not even a text board can prevent people from bitching




 No.8360198[Reply]

Why do people get triggered by Jordan Peterson? Reddit hates him because muh Derrida and muh gender and /pol/ hates him because something something individualism and jews. What gives? He just wants you to clean your room.

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 No.8360252

>>8360241

Being creative isn't a curse, there are plenty of jobs if you are genuinly talented. I have no problem getting interviews, but I always fail them due to severe assburgers. Now that is a curse.


 No.8360256

>>8360252

What's your job?


 No.8360257

Before judging a man, always take a look at his enemies first.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LqZdkkBDas


 No.8360259

>>8360209

yea i think that's part of his overall message that goes against "you're the perfect starflower and you're great as you are" cultural brainwashing that's popular in the USA


 No.8360387

Anyone who styles their beard is a kike




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