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>put up ad on Craigslist for a high paying, easy, nonsexual fetish porn shoot for either gender

>tons of people respond acting totally stoked on it

>tell them exactly the information they ask for as succinctly as possible

>try my best to let them know its legit and safe

>they never respond either past my email back to them, or by the fourth email

Why? I know they aren't bots because I even got an email from a girl who went to my highschool and I get texts and natural subject lines.

Why are normalfags so finicky? Are people really that retarded?

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What did you ask them?



I didn't ask them anything. I just answered their questions.



It IS sexual if people fap to it



Then that means almost everything is sexual, including your neckbeard thighs, as there is someone out there who likes it.


well judging by the photo you posted I'd say its something to do with bugs. What do you want them to do with bugs anon?

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>Go to a swingers club in November

>Completely surprised by the abundence of young girls and couples (actually good looking)

>Get talking to couples and get to play with the wife of some bloke

>Try another club a bit further a field, classier, filled with top notch MILFs, get to play with a woman and a couple

>Make good mates with people, many of them rich

>Any anxiety of talking to people/women is gone

>Find out about fabswingers, join up, get verified and get invited to more parties after leaving feedback on clubs

>Many couples and people specify that they don't like blacks or asians (pakis)

>Many are good looking white people of all ages with families

This is the life, but tell me again, why does /pol/ hate swingers, just because they're not christian?

Any other swingers here, what are your experiences?

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No one here cares about your existential success. The only thing that matters are the validity of your arguments.


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You just asked why I did what I did. That's the answer.

You should have noticed that I don't even give a shit about what you or I say. So the futility of the validity of my arguments don't bother me much.



That makes you a cuck.



lel is this the new buzzword on 8chan?



Nah, but the fact that you don't know what it means makes you a cuck and a newfag. It also gives me the obligation to write:


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Post your best

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Moosick – The Chase (Original Mix)

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oc from the ragnarok of this thread.



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Why is there no nigger penis on this thread? This is /b/, isn't it? is this how far we have slipped, anons? You disgust me.


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the kikes are sleeping; they'll fire up their black cock/trap threads soon enough



that's not a mac. it's microshit's crappy tablet / desktop PC hybrid monstrosity.


Hey I'm shit with image editing, could someone edit window's bluescreen on the pic? I will be happy.

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Your daily dose of love anons~

Be nice to one another. Including to Community anon(s).

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Aha, I see. What are you going to have?


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I like mine to be motherly/milf


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A rolled roast, some potatoes from the oven and steamed broccoli.


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Ah, yea.


Huh, I see. Is it just your family, or is Dutch cuisine always including lots of healthy green veggie stuff?


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A balanced meal consists of Protein like meat. Carbohydrates like potatoes or rice. And minerals and vitamins from veggies. Potatoes + Meat + Green Veggies is a stable in most western/northern-European cuisines. The French do it too!

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When was the last time you got laid, /b/?

Be honest…

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tell me your secrets wizard man


If doubles, i will meditate.



you better deliver




>>Uses iPhone

>>Pink fingernails

>>Not telling her slave to stand in the tub and trim that shit.

She needs to grow up mentally.




how do you figure?

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this is the thread

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hows things


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this is khan


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You wan score some poni?


bread dead…. head

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I'm not going to eat for around 14-20 days… I'm going to try to slim down very quickly is what my plan is. I'm also going to exercise to slim me down even quicker. I have some gum just in case it becomes unbearable. But once I've gotten rid of my belly fat, I'll start eating normally without the garbage food. Believe me I know how this stuff works… I'm going to have take eating very slowly after I'm done fasting, otherwise you'll likely get sick. And no, I'm not looking to become a skeletol. Btw I don't recommend this for anyone else, but would like some advice for those of you who may have done this.

the other thread got 404'd or deleted


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a mild to severe drug addiction will help too.

cocaine is good, but opiates would be even better and are generally easier to get.


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Start smoking, OP. Nicotine is an appetite suppressant.


Bla bla bla.

Ignore the others, it does work.

Good luck.

Also, crack can help you, everytime you get hungry, smoke crack.


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Horse shit, a person weighing 150-200 pounds uses about 65 cals an hour. So for a 24 hours day that's about 1550 cals.


Caffeine is easier to take, cheaper, and not as harmful (still bad though for sure).

Downside is loads of caffeine gives you the shits. But it's manageable.


I did this, it works, but it's not a long term solution.

Bitch more armchair experts.

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I'm making a /b/ Sims household, you guys give me ideas for characters and stuff and I'll update you on what go's on.

First off where should we start?

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well done



>face looks like shit

>dat ass tho

I'm so conflicted.


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Base your home design off John podesta's club house. Be sure to include a basement.



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fuck this gay earth


Make the Watkins family. Jim, Ron, Ron's mom and Hotwheels

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who else rember when internet was very dark and basically only hardcore programmers and hackers knew about imageboards i'm talking about the japanese ones years before 4chan

i wonder where the people are at right now i bet many of them make millions a year programming the very spywares that we have to deal with in the current imageboards

good times


i dont rember it

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Let's have a gay thread!!!

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when i was 15 i used to cut my leg whenever i got hard when looking at man, i was a happy child back then


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Are anonymous faggots?

And why do you think so?

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Do I have your vote?



Populism does

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ITT Random Images.

Don't even look at your thumbnails!

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Even Nixon has to be rolling in his grave over Trump. Hell, George W Bush is still alive and he realizes what his party has turned into since he left office.

wtf i miss bush now


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