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File: e74519d6b810f0b⋯.jpg (92.33 KB, 720x405, 16:9, 1561384454301.jpg)

 No.8883147[Reply]

Let them out.

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 No.8883543

>>8883147

Podesta's Pizza Place


 No.8883634

>>8883222

in minecraft


 No.8883635

>>8883147

Yeah I'll let them out. Back into their own countries.

Fuck off faggot, are we getting raided again?


 No.8883641

>>8883635

America belongs to everyone, faggot.


 No.8883678




File: 53f386c7ad4dbae⋯.mp4 (6.82 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1426997157388.mp4)

 No.8883572[Reply]

Imagine how good he should felt. Subjugating a random woman for no reason at all, just because he can. I can't even image how much dopamine and adrenaline his body released in the moment, it should be like a prostate orgasm 20 times.

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 No.8883636

fucking based


 No.8883666

Fucking hell that got my dick hard. Do we know what he did to her afterwards?


 No.8883671

>>8883578

>I don't think that one puss is worth of jail

Depends where this was filmed but if it was in China or Korea then there is a good chance nothing happened to him. They are pretty based when it comes to assault on females


 No.8883674

did she get raped?


 No.8883677

File: ca4c30f7aed9c7d⋯.jpg (19.41 KB, 600x705, 40:47, sad.jpg)

<story time

When I was 10 I got my ass handed to me by a girl. She was 12yo and taller than me. She was in middle school and played volleyball. I had a huge crush on her. I was 10yo and used to play basketball with my cousin always after school. She would show up and want to play with us and bring her little sister. The sister was 5 or 6 and my cousin was 8yo.

I used to always pull her hair or tickle her feet/legs. I'd make up rules to our little games to make it harder for her. I would also do things like pull her shorts down so everyone could see her underwear or I would pull her shirt up and everybody would see her bra. She would get really embarrassed about this. (I was actually hoping one day she wouldn't wear a bra or one day I could pull her panties down also but her panties were extra tight and would just not fall down no matter what I did). So one day she has had enough and tells me off and tells my cousin to go with her and they will play basketball somewhere else. My cousin goes with her but her little sister wants to play with me so she stays with me. After a few minutes I'm very hurt that she left and I didn't want her sister to know anything was up so I started trash talking her sister. I told her little sister, "I could beat up your sister! If she ever talks to me again I'm going to beat her up really bad!" Her little sister didn't like that and screamed to me, "I'm going to tell sissy!"

So a few minutes later I see all 3 of them walking towards me. She starts yelling at me, "YOU SAID YOU COULD BEAT ME UP, HUH!? YOU THINK YOU CAN KICK MY ASS?" (which shocked me because ass was a bad word and this was a good christian girl). So I didn't want to look weak in front of my cousin so I talked a little smack here and there but was honestly trying to defuse the situation. Before I could apologize she kicked off her sandals and started kicking me with her feet. She was really fast and I knew I fucked up because she was in volleyball and very athletic. She kept kicking me and I tried to tell her to stop but she kept kicking me then I fell to the ground. She started kicking me in the head and broke my glasses. I started bleeding from my nose and started crying. Her little sister yelled at her to stop and she came to her senses and stopped. She told me to never mess witPost too long. Click here to view the full text.




File: 42c66aac732a3ad⋯.jpg (92.47 KB, 1024x709, 1024:709, 1561482956692m.jpg)

 No.8883328[Reply]

we are now 4chan , roll time.

xd (b2/ mods are cocks}

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 No.8883399

swarthy roll


 No.8883400

>>8883399

wow my eyes totally didn't see her because she is by far not my top pick, but such is the nature of the humorous realm we are in… at least that's what I seem to observe, cosmic irony.

I mean look at those digits. I should be happy to get these nice numbers, but I'm feeling like I lost number 1 and that somehow the story of my roll will be the story of my life.


 No.8883425

rollllllll


 No.8883426

ROLLAN


 No.8883676

Roll




File: e0ccdd8c3e36f7f⋯.png (532.27 KB, 404x877, 404:877, absinthe.png)

 No.8883308[Reply]

have I fucked my life or what

>be mine

>just woke up from a night I can't remember that involved acid and booze

>house is trashed, phone was under my bed for some reason

>banned from 8 discord servers

>steam vac banned, apparently cheated in csgo

>gmail account was stolen, can't login

>twitch account banned for tos violatin

>girlfriend left me and said I cheated on her with 3 other women (don't remember saying this)

>close friends texted me asking why I sent them pics of me naked

>apparently also getting sued by landlord and might be getting evicted

how fucked am I?

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 No.8883317

>shit that didn't happen


 No.8883402

Do it again faggot. In fact go do a flip when you jump off that bridge.


 No.8883457

I've got a job, money, and don't fuck my life up. It wasn't hard. How do you fail at it? I'm not good at it by any means, but I used to think I was on the lower scale of "ability to run my life", but then I see people like you and I think "Maybe I'm in the middle?". You make me look good. How are you that bad?


 No.8883667

File: ad8400dfa2264d0⋯.jpg (73.12 KB, 540x540, 1:1, razzle-dazzle.jpg)

Dear Sir, truely you are pulling my leg?


 No.8883675

vac bans don't happen within a 24 hour period you lying fuck




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 No.8883588[Reply]

looking for more of her

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 No.8883668

Trips get her snapchat


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 No.8883670

>>8883669

reroll


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 No.8883673

File: ecbb2f0c5efcab9⋯.jpg (61.55 KB, 540x960, 9:16, 11102902_837519469618421_7….jpg)




File: 0712358029b90ec⋯.png (2.36 MB, 2000x1136, 125:71, atmos2.png)

 No.8883658[Reply]

pls read the first 2 sentences of my thought dump and give criticism

https://pastebin.com/raw/v5nt04g6

post #2



File: ed6af39fb14af24⋯.jpg (221.74 KB, 1200x2000, 3:5, 8chbj2019.jpg)

 No.8883352[Reply]

we are now 4chan , roll time.

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 No.8883413

Sure


 No.8883622

Please, I'd rather trips or dubs than 2! Come on!


 No.8883623

>>8883622

GOD DAMN IT!


 No.8883625

Come ooooon, Kasparian!


 No.8883649

Please be Dysnomia.




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 No.8883408[Reply]

Do you think he instantly regret it the second he jumped? And how did he do it? He jumped into a body of water. Usually people who commit suicide by jumping into water have a backpack full of rocks to keep them from trying to swim back up, but his backpack was reported to have been found with his belongings. The only other possible scenario that I could think of was if the water is cold enough, the shock can kill you instantly.

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 No.8883496

>>8883487

/ournig/


 No.8883508

>>8883464

He was a sad nigger therefore a lemming nigger


 No.8883510

>>8883408

Why is this on every bigger chan site? Nigga is dead


 No.8883624

>>8883408

I don't know. There is a video of a chink jumping off a bridge spread canonball style. His body later washed up on shore with the entirety of his back discolored and bruised.


 No.8883647

Rockfish. Niggers can't swim. Everyone knows this.




File: 1485a8de894ae4b⋯.jpg (40.42 KB, 1024x885, 1024:885, 1518147364858.jpg)

 No.8883515[Reply]

So, with all this "randumb" spam, and in general, thread flooding, i'm assuming 8ch /b/ is totally dead now? This board has some of the lowest PPH on this entire website, which is quite the feat considering this place is already pretty quiet to begin with. Is Hex gone too?I remember even three months ago this board was still alive and well, for the most part. I still saw the mods frequently post in threads, but it seems like this place has been flooded to hell and back. Where the fuck did everybody go… /b2/? Even Remedy isn't here anymore. And who is this nigger who keeps posting this randumb threads?

 No.8883518

Well i was wondering why i can't create my new thread over here.


 No.8883520

>>8883515

Never mind, i see my thread now. Anyway about that spamming shit, i need to write to you that some shills (two of them and they are probably payed ones) have created some sort of script for spamming 8chan, and they have posted that tool on almost every chan site. Three weeks ago i saw their "spamming tool" posted on 14 or 15 different chans.


 No.8883582

>>8883515

OP's pic

Dat nose is a downvote.

Yeah, this board is ded.

/pol/ is following suit.

Image server is barely functional, and sometimes isn't even that.

The whole site is on its way down the toilet tbh.


 No.8883583

File: a627f506688538c⋯.jpg (18.02 KB, 480x279, 160:93, masis.jpg)


 No.8883645

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>8883520

Yeah, i tried making this thread earlier, and the "Creating thread" bar just got stuck at 100% forever, and i had to re-load the page and try to make a duplicate thread for the file to show up. This place is so broken that i can't even properly make threads now.

>>8883582

That's from one of the LaFave bros oblivion videos




File: 1ec73fda0d8ad9e⋯.png (74.33 KB, 1500x1041, 500:347, EA_logo_black.png)

 No.8883637[Reply]

EA BAD



File: 7a322c3b9ff9b03⋯.png (218.47 KB, 455x894, 455:894, K-fridge.png)

 No.8883253[Reply]

What a load of fart sauce. I think tis helpful to remember, that shit is like a nigger. Flush it and you are a racist. Embrace your fecal destiny you stupid chink with the ching chong chinamen. Hey holmes I got no job but I knocked up 3 minors essay cause i'm a mother fucking retard.

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 No.8883380

There is poop in them thar hills that the fart sauce metaphor can't disable the tranny deaths in berlin but the cucks in londistand know that pussy is fanny is cunt but fags take it in the butt. poop poop, scoot scoot your whore mother knows nigger dicks in her snatch but your father is your mother because you are in inbred jew waste of words waste of genetics with silkworm fools leading errands to your mother's uncle sammy boy joe joe johnson III the 4th will be his first shit of the o day like doris but with less force ya dig?


 No.8883382

yall bots need butler


 No.8883403

>>8883382

You niggers need Jesus.


 No.8883405

File: fb259e84e83cd73⋯.jpg (27.97 KB, 211x238, 211:238, 57125563.jpg)


 No.8883631

I popped my pimples because they asked me to!




File: 2295d235cf18100⋯.jpg (15.34 KB, 255x255, 1:1, suicibuddies.jpg)

 No.8883630[Reply]

Anyone has the screencap of the man who got divorced and the wife takes the dog to kill it?



File: 42c66aac732a3ad⋯.jpg (92.47 KB, 1024x709, 1024:709, 1561482956692m.jpg)

 No.8883327[Reply]

we are now 4chan , roll time

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 No.8883616

File: c19f0040a2210b4⋯.jpg (80.85 KB, 590x556, 295:278, image.axd.jpg)

>>8883615

Yes I did it!


 No.8883626

2. 6. 5 in that order of preference.


 No.8883629

Roll.


 No.8883633

i'm celibate




File: 2295d235cf18100⋯.jpg (15.34 KB, 255x255, 1:1, suicibuddies.jpg)

 No.8883628[Reply]

Anyone has the screencap of the man who got divorced and the wife takes the dog to kill it?



File: 50a28aa92c8934b⋯.jpeg (36.13 KB, 394x458, 197:229, image.jpeg)

 No.8883621[Reply]

I would create threads on /b/ but people took little interest in them so I started /b2/ but it wasn't very successful at first because people were still going to /b/ so i starting spamming /b2/ with loads of threads to make it appear popular, this worked a lot of people from /b/ starting posting on /b2/ but after a short time people starting going back to /b/ so I spitefully starting spamming /b/ with pointless threads to ruin it, eventually it worked and people moved back to /b2/.



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