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File: aa1fce962c9db75⋯.jpg (45.34 KB, 634x556, 317:278, aa1fce962c9db752016687a102….jpg)

 No.6896594[Reply]

Monster thread?

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 No.6896650

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>>6896616

No shit.

Wait… you don't actually think there's REAL monsters and supernatural stuff, do you???


 No.6896653

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 No.6896655

>>6896650

Nice try feds


 No.6896656

File: ac386e8b8ef069e⋯.jpg (3.51 KB, 259x194, 259:194, 8 feet.jpg)


 No.6896657

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 No.6893681[Reply]

Which subrace of mongoloid is the most aesthetically pleasing?

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 No.6896421

>>6896380

take any cold steak of red meat and sear the outside of it for 30 seconds to safely find out what it tastes like for yourself


 No.6896571

>>6896380

Two important things:

1. They live in the frozen tundra near the Arctic Ocean. Meaning the reindeer they eat are not consuming pesticides or getting shot up full of vaccines.

2. They've been eating that way since they got off breastmilk, so they have much stronger immune systems than you.


 No.6896646

>>6895339

tämä antoi minulle syövän


 No.6896651

>>6896571

>so they have much stronger immune systems than you

you don't know me


 No.6896654

>>6896571

another thing is that these animals were probably killed shortly before eating, instead of several days ago like most meat us westerners eat




File: 938d1890d999fb9⋯.png (28.59 KB, 256x256, 1:1, Catgirl Logo.png)

 No.6895638[Reply]

When the day comes when we successfully genetically engineer Catgirls for domesticated ownership, will that be the day we achieve true happiness as a species?

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 No.6895718

File: a82f8dd6ce8399b⋯.jpg (113.28 KB, 493x662, 493:662, bord.jpg)

No. It'll be like getting the car of your dreams. At first it will be incredible, and you will get a wave of emotions every time you lay eyes on her, let alone when you touch her and smell her and hear her roar. At first it will be bliss.

After a while you will notice that you don't get the rush of excitement that you used to. You no longer get out of bed or hurry home from work just to be near her. The normality of it will slowly kill her for you; you will notice yourself losing interest.

Then she will start to annoy you. She needs so much attention and money to keep in top condition, and in any condition less she is a sad sight to behold. A fallen grandeur.

Of course, were you to lose her completely, you would be devastated. Your memories and instincts would draw you back to the day you first set eyes on her and knew she was yours, even though you know you haven't felt that way about her for months, if not years. The spark may be re-ignited, but for what? She is no longer there for you, and perhaps it was your fault. You lost interest and

got lazy. Maybe you regret it; you never knew you had it so good.


 No.6895728

File: 9eb976fb954964d⋯.png (279.5 KB, 5000x5000, 1:1, 9eb976fb954964da755683c6b0….png)

STAND UP AND BE COUNTED

SHOW THE WORLD THAT YOU'RE A MAN

STAND UP AND BE COUNTED

GO WITH THE KU KLUX KLAN


 No.6896638

File: ccd9ca182d2c821⋯.jpg (57.85 KB, 431x675, 431:675, yes.jpg)


 No.6896641

>>6895718

and that's when you buy a new catgirl


 No.6896652

>>6895673

>ywn have an eternally 16 catgirl who wears leggings and nylon t-shirts all the time

>ywn groom her delicately

>ywn have her be so energenic that she forces you to do things and go places with her

>ywn cuckquean your wife/cumslut using her

>ywn gradually gain the trust of her to do your chores and help around the house




File: 5333d4f13020b10⋯.jpg (152.17 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, Drumpfcuck-gets-what-he-de….jpg)

 No.6896450[Reply]

WAKE UP CALL

This is what happens when a /pol/cuck steps away from his keyboard and spews his toxic filth in the real world. He gets dominated.

FREINDLY REMINDER NOT TO BE INTIMIDATED BY /POL/UTERS

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 No.6896626

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.6896630

>>6896450

Is that guy even beat up? He just looks like some faggot took a picture of a guy sleeping on the sidewalk.

also

STOP KINKSHAMING THAT'S TOXIC HATE SPEECH

that's the best way to reply to these "trumpuck" shills


 No.6896632

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>>6896617

Muhammad Ali was pol tier, believed in black and white segregation.


 No.6896643

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 No.6896649

>>6896630

>stop kinkshaming

After people like you stop minority shaming I will.




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 No.6892403[Reply]

yo /b/, I just finished both seasons of Black Lagoon. This was the first anime I've watched since Avatar when I was a kid. Can anyone recommend me another anime to watch?

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 No.6896631

File: 56761dc3fc35c46⋯.mp4 (7.94 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, dorfsupremecy.mp4)

>>6896592

Hirame sounds a lot like Harambe xDxDxDxDxD

Kill me please I'm begging you


 No.6896639

>>6896511

>>6896540

>>6896565

>>6896578

>>6896592

>>6896598

Are we really going to be discussing the quality of Hentai Artists and have circlejerks over who's Hentai-artistfu is shit?

I suppose it's better than r8 my cock threads.


 No.6896644

>>6892805

>Races wiped out from the universe, only a handful of people survive, all male

Literally doesn't matter at that point, fam.


 No.6896645

>>6896639

Yeah why not


 No.6896648

>>6896639

>Are we really going to be discussing the quality of Hentai Artists and have circlejerks over who's Hentai-artistfu is shit?

That sounds like some high tier-shitposting right there. Count me in.




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 No.6896534[Reply]

I want to write a novel for money.

As far as I can tell, women are the main ebook buyers, so I'll have a female protagonist.

Which genre should I go into to optimize earnings?

I considered romance, and while I can do romantic stuff in the book (in fact, I want to,) I don't think I can stomach doing romance as a genre. It's too trashy.

I suppose I can just do "fiction" and cue female readers in with feminine cover art, but what about Young Adult?

Are there actually adults who navigate into the "Teens and Young Adult" section on Amazon?

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 No.6896623

File: 891e123a0dbea58⋯.jpg (26.79 KB, 1000x668, 250:167, Girls-Day-Sojin_1388363899….jpg)

mmm sojin is delicious.

don't think it's as easy as "oh I'll write a novel and get money", OP, but if you're gonna do it anyways just write something like 50 shades of gray.

http://www.therichest.com/rich-list/which-5-book-genres-make-the-most-money/

this might help you understand what people find hot; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-A8GvUehq4


 No.6896629

File: fcec12a621cb69c⋯.jpg (28 KB, 239x350, 239:350, r67ua45yfgd55.jpg)

It's time to finally publish your furry fan fiction


 No.6896642

>write a novel for women

seems like more trouble than its worth


 No.6896647

File: 086684b1689fd54⋯.mp4 (876.72 KB, 842x348, 421:174, ahahahahahahaha you seriou….mp4)

>>6896534

>I want to write a novel for money.




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 No.6896411[Reply]

Donald Drumpf pretty much summed up in two minutes.

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 No.6896491

LOL DRUMPF IS A DOO DOO HEAD


 No.6896496

File: 2d7cb95c4ab5b83⋯.gif (2.33 MB, 320x175, 64:35, 2d7cb95c4ab5b83e6ad6e4cd99….gif)

>>>/leftycuck/ is that way


 No.6896497

File: da0733cde8b07d6⋯.jpg (127.87 KB, 500x375, 4:3, meme78.jpg)


 No.6896501

>>6896497

LOL NICE MEME WHERE U GOT IT FROM


 No.6896640




File: acbc6237300ce5e⋯.jpg (425.78 KB, 700x973, 100:139, pedo bear.jpg)

 No.6886858[Reply]

Who is the hottest cartoon loli /b/?? post your favorite.

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 No.6896351

File: 269cf26b2122d97⋯.png (1.36 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, d bd dvbcbcvb.png)

just bumping


 No.6896406

>>6896351

Nice anon.


 No.6896407

I flatly refuse to actively participate in this thread in any way whatesoever.


 No.6896505

>>6896407

Than get the fuck out.


 No.6896637

>>6896505

Took me a second to get the joke. When I did, I must admit, I had myself a good chuckle. I typically don't find 'internet humor' especially amusing or relatable, in fact it took me years to figure out what an 'youtube' was. Nonetheless, in today's bitter political climate, I find solace in a little bit of an injection of humor into this crazy world. Anyways, good job, hope to see more of this in the future.




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 No.6896557[Reply]

ARE THEY DEAD?

What is a good way to check if someone who is claimed to be dead has really died?

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 No.6896587

>>6896579

Get access to the body, faggot!

YOU'VE GOT TO WANT IT!


 No.6896611

File: edd6f8b58773df6⋯.jpg (6.79 KB, 261x191, 261:191, meme01.jpg)

>>6896557

Ask them. Der.


 No.6896627

>>6896587

How do I even know there is a body!? That's what I intend to find out.


 No.6896628

>>6896557

google it


 No.6896636

social security death index in the us.




File: d4252e3dc7df1f2⋯.png (24.29 KB, 500x500, 1:1, bbc[1].png)

 No.6896635[Reply]

>tfw you realize that the "trumpcuck"/BBC posters are just agitators trying to make us fight even harder

>they're shitposters who are actually on our side all along

Keep up the good work, anons.



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 No.6896452[Reply]

I'll paypal $100 to anyone who can find this photo on google images….

PS: it's a siberian mouse ;)

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 No.6896478

>>6896477

what's that, cheese pizza?


 No.6896481

Search for 'rajce' on google images


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 No.6896507

>>6896463

I personally like squirrels better. Something about mice just seem dirty and unappetizing to me.

Pop a tree rat in the head with a 22, clean the body, brine the meat, grill it. Tastes great.


 No.6896634

>>6896507

>Poop a tree rat in the head




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 No.6896386[Reply]

>be me

> 16

> just got done fucking gf

> decide to shower

> gf lives in super Christan household

> ask her how she can masturbate there

> have detachable shower head

> she turns in on high and places it on her clit

> decide to get out because she's taking to long to finish

> forget she has shower head on clit

> turn the water to cold

> screams

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 No.6896512

File: 905dea7011cc62b⋯.jpg (8.99 KB, 195x195, 1:1, Stuisthefuckingman.jpg)

Your boy Stu was at an gaming convention and saw some slut wearing a Quiet cosplay. This bitch was THICC! I took her to the back to show her my own Metal Gear if you catch my drift. She sucked my dic till I busted my huge load on her big tatas. Shit was so tight. Before she had a chance to say "Sahelanthropus", I ripped her open and unloaded my revolver in her ass while she meowed like an Ocelot. You know why I fucked the bitch like an absolute madman? You know why you punk ass bitch? Cause Stu always fucking gets his! I then shoved that ho into a box and kicked it down some stairs


 No.6896524

>>6896455

Nice meme too bad you're only projecting.


 No.6896549

>>6896410

I did the something similar with my gf back too long ago (I'm too old to be here) when i was 16-17 too. We took the pull-out in the main area and invited her little sister to sleep with us to add legitimacy to our being in bed together. We waited until her sister fell asleep and got going right next to her. One creampie later and I'm happily off to sleep. We've had sex in the same room as her sister sleeping plenty of times before but never on the same bed.

Next day we fucked in the pool until another family with young kids came up to swim. If they had held off for two minutes those kids would have been swimming with my semen.


 No.6896552

File: 1c10a838ddb9a4b⋯.jpg (81.99 KB, 961x535, 961:535, 1490548191667.jpg)

>Be me

>19

>Hot Gf 8/10

>Vegan.. Don't know karma points or to balance out that sweet 8

>Live in a village's main street, buzy roads, sidewalk basically under my window

>Been fucking for a month now

>At my place, after school, nobody home

>She gets horny as fuck

>Giggedy

>Try to last as long as possible

>Go into overdrive

>Nails in back, screaming out loud

>Never heard her moan this loud

>Know there is something wrong

>She begs me to cum

>Finish the job just as I notice my window being wide open

>Burst into Madness laughing while cumming inside her

>Her face is confuse and sp00k

>Still laughing, get up and close the window

>Her face is now redhot with shame

Was a good fucc


 No.6896633

>>6896552

Nooyce




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 No.6895870[Reply]

What do you guys think their sex life looks like? Are they kinky or are they just fucking for procreation? Are they doing each other orally? Does she do anal? Really makes you wonder with these two.

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 No.6896412

In accordance with this picture we may take judgment, truthfulness, and energy to

be the qualities which are always found marking out Nordic man. It is by a certain

mastering of his own nature that he comes by his power of judgment and keeps it,

standing as a free man over against himself, and still more over against the influence

of others. He feels a strong urge towards truth and justice, and shows, therefore, a

practical attitude, an attitude of weighing, which often makes him look cool and

stiff. He is distinguished by a highly developed sense of reality, which, in

combination with an energy that may rise to boldness, urges him on to far-reaching

undertakings. Together with this he has a decided sense for competitive

achievement, and develops a characteristic passion for the real, while passion in the

usual meaning of the rousing of the senses or the heightening of the sexual life has

little meaning for him. His inclinations are always towards prudence, reserve,

steadfastness, calm judgment. Just as he himself quickly grasps the idea of duty, so

he is inclined to demand the fulfilment of duty from those around him, as he does

from himself; and in this he easily becomes hard, and even ruthless, although he is

never without a certain knightliness. In his intercourse with his fellows he is

reserved and individualistic, shows little insight, or at any rate inclination for

insight, into the nature of others, but rather a certain lack of knowledge of mankind.

This knowledge is much more something he has to win for himself than an inborn

endowment. The gift of narrative, with a sense for describing events and landscape

and a tendency to roguish humour, is common in the Nordic race. The disinclination

to show his feelings often springs in the Nordic man from a remarkable depth of

character, which cannot and wPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.6896418

File: a52581583d10daf⋯.jpg (113.67 KB, 536x792, 67:99, Bundesarchiv_Bild_183-1989….jpg)


 No.6896492

>>6895927

>Drinking cum while being crucified upside down

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.


 No.6896563

Probably really awesome


 No.6896625

File: 2e89ee2731e2680⋯.jpg (28.69 KB, 456x304, 3:2, lplo13.jpg)

Hand holding, head pats, consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position with a legally married spouse for the purposse of reproduction.




File: 0ffc17ab8663759⋯.jpg (49.44 KB, 324x297, 12:11, IMG_1417.JPG)

 No.6895886[Reply]

Hitler was a furry who just wanted the Allies to notice his bulge.

 No.6896426

File: 5781a2958e206be⋯.jpg (17.03 KB, 196x310, 98:155, r39.jpg)

>>6895886

"People who claim to hate furries with such passion, are themselves projecting their own subconscious desire to expose and express their own true inner repressed furry nature" - Dr. Alyson Havelock (PsyD, LPCC), 'American Psychology Today' (APA, New York NY), Vol. 47, August 23, 2012, p.34


 No.6896583

the blue eyed blond tailed master race!


 No.6896595

*unzips kar*

*sigh* here we go again


 No.6896608

File: 2aee14fc5e9c130⋯.jpg (103.65 KB, 618x305, 618:305, 000o3ae.JPG)

Muppets ARE Furry!


 No.6896621

File: e107098c679a747⋯.jpg (115.49 KB, 963x539, 963:539, 6a08a0889cb7954c6ac4381fe3….jpg)

goddom dogg fackers




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 No.6896384[Reply]

Post perfect women and ONLY perfect women.

 No.6896389

File: d5a915be8030182⋯.jpg (204.25 KB, 1093x1642, 1093:1642, 3fbdc7a42d456454b0518b9347….jpg)

File: cf4002ea5893da1⋯.jpg (551.83 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, V3EFfJu.jpg)

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 No.6896397

File: 07fd9a1af925799⋯.jpg (216.89 KB, 1600x1773, 1600:1773, t3_61idco.jpg)

File: 950a514ad7835ee⋯.jpg (729.92 KB, 2560x1600, 8:5, t3_61jk5n.jpg)

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 No.6896575

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 No.6896614

File: 0c7bb48eaaae466⋯.png (36.2 KB, 200x200, 1:1, r64.png)

>woman


 No.6896619

File: dc12ede160f7d4c⋯.jpg (337.14 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, becky.jpg)

File: 7781475f2760de0⋯.jpg (72.28 KB, 1284x722, 642:361, becky butt.jpg)

File: 951fd31eabfb29f⋯.gif (2 MB, 268x312, 67:78, straight fiyah.gif)




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