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 No.8482735[Reply]

https://8ch.net/b/rules.html

Applies to users and Volunteers.

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 No.8522310

File: 862f3134a302a35⋯.png (638.83 KB, 500x716, 125:179, ClipboardImage.png)

>>8521864

>spamming ban will be justifiable

Just trust me, you dumb fucks.




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 No.8521718[Reply]

On a side note, I got pulled over by a cop tonight because he said it seemed like I was trying to lose him, when I was actually just going to Wendy's. He asked me stuff like "do you have any drugs or illegal firearms in the car? Any pipes or stuff I should know about?" Without actually searching the car and just taking my word for it, as if someone who has illegal drugs on them is going to tell the truth about that.

I didn't have anything like that anyway but why would you even bother to ask if you're not going to take a look?

 No.8521869

>>8521718

He has power over you so he can do whatever he wants and you will have to deal with it. Want to blame someone - blame your countrymen who allowed this government monopoly on violence.


 No.8521878

>>8521718

>why would you even bother to ask if you're not going to take a look

It's a quick way to get a first impression about lying under stress. Normally you would respond with no very fast, while a perpetrator would take a couple of seconds to think about the answer. You have to understand that he did these checks tens of thousands of times, and knows all the tricks of human behavior by now. You're not an individual to him, just a suspect that has to be cleared, so don't take it too personal.


 No.8522290

>>8521869

>government monopoly on violence

European here. When the wealthy lords all had their personal armies, they all worked against each other and sometimes against the ruler too. Instead of working together for a common goal (stopping an invasion for example), they were all like "what do I get in exchange?". Now, the state, which is basically the ruler, controls all the armies, so the lords can only have small groups of bodyguards. Only the maffia and the drug cartels have real personal armies now, and they are outside the law. So now it should be easier to work for a common goal.

It's sad that it's not happening, but the opportunity is there.


 No.8522298

>>8521718

What did you get at wendys ?


 No.8522317

>>8522290

> Only the maffia and the drug cartels have real personal armies now

lolno it's always the people with moneh, those are the ones with personal army, not some boogieman made up by hollywood movies




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 No.8519088[Reply]

Post pics that instantly make you cum

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 No.8522246

>>8522245

OH GOD THE HORROR, WHY ARE WE HERE


 No.8522303

File: 2d84ef503bda45a⋯.jpg (107.8 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 1544554112494.jpg)


 No.8522307

>>8522303

rapported

paedos begone


 No.8522311

>>8522307

it was just ironic shitposting:( dont rapport meh


 No.8522316

>>8522307

>paedos begone

>hurr durr hurr pedos bad




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 No.8522100[Reply]

So I’ve been cruising some Russian/Ukrainian bride sites. The ones charging 2-10 dollars a letter. Are they real or is it a scam? Like are there actual qt’s looking for degenerate Americans or do they just want shekels?

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 No.8522249

>>8522241

Sounds like what you really need is a blowup sex doll, fucking degenerate incel.


 No.8522257

I went to Moldova and in a bar a farmer tried to sell me a ride on his wife for a jug of beer. Afraid that refusing the offer would offend him and trying to reorient the conversation towards a less contentious subject, I asked, 'do you have any kids?'. The peasant's brow darkened. A vein below his left ear twitched. He drained his stein and noisily expectorated onto the straw at my feet. 'My sons are in jail and I sold my daughters to a Nigerian. There's only me, my wife and some livestock left. For two jugs of beer and a push to start the tractor, I'll drive you to the farm and you can fuck us all'


 No.8522285

>>8522249

Well to be an incel would mean I can’t fuck by choice. I’m a 8/10 when I maintain my self a 6/10 when I don’t. So women approach me relatively a lot when I go out. So this makes me a Vocel faggot. And I got a great story For You.

>Go to house party.

>Ralking with a grill and failing.

>Friend starts talking shit.

>She turns to him and says “You’re just jelly”.

You mad that I look like a total chad but am like you?

>>8522257

Holy shit it’s that cheap there? I remember a guy telling me he bought a Russian daughter for 300 dollars and owned her for a whole day. But a jug of beer? So I can buy a qt for like a pack of smokes there?


 No.8522299

>>8522285

Kek. A "chad" would go out and just fuck chicks. Or seduce them. Or get their number. Not fucking pay for mail order bridges like an absolute loser.


 No.8522315

>>8522299

>You mad that I look like a total chad but am like you?

Can you not read nigger? I said I look like one but am not. You must be one of those guys that goes out and fucks the town whore and brags about it to his friends. Are you sure you’re not a roastie? You come off as one. Let me tell you so merging faggot. You pay for pussy no matter what. Bent best case scenario your time and taking them out. To them just taking all your shit. Let’s do some math. Let’s say it takes 200 dollars worth of messages to bag a bitch. How much is it normally? 1-20 thousand dollars. When you include all the meals, drinks. And buying them shit in general. Buying whores drinks will cost you 30-100 dollars a night. So essentially because I won’t blow my money on whores im not interested in? I’ve had dirty pussy thrown st me countless times. From girls talking about threeesomes with me on more than one occasion to my friends girl lifting up her dress to show me her bare thonged ass infront of her bf. I forget I’m attractive so most guys take what ever comes there way. Must suck to be ugly. Why are you even hating? Not only are you wrong but you’re stupid. Now anyone with advice or cool stories with euro whores?




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 No.8521560[Reply]

I don't read these things often, but does this usually happen? If not, then we definitely have something interesting on our hands. I definitely see a news story in relation to 8ch and CP coming.

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 No.8522037

>>8521560

God damn like if that's something new…


 No.8522043

>>8522019

All network encryption is vulnerable to time-based correlation attacks which is contingent on the government watching you and the destination.

Tor mitigates this by having 3 nodes (with designated entry and exit nodes to prevent some deduction techniques) with different keys followed by 4 or so relays.

You have to be a threat to national security before the government would even consider spending the resources required to potentially discover you.


 No.8522054

>>8522043

Also even if they discovered this anon went to this onion, that and the timestamp is all they would know. They still can't decrypt the traffic to and from the site unless they control the site (who cannot tell who you are).


 No.8522308

>>8522013

4chan wasn't like this in 2006, was it?


 No.8522314

>>8522308

it was starting to look a lot like what it is today




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 No.8515484[Reply]

post some pretty faces

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 No.8522300

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 No.8522301

>>8522300

pretty good


 No.8522302

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 No.8522313

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 No.8521304[Reply]

Which One Will Reign Supreme?

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 No.8522159

>>8522115

>FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS

You lose. Good day, sir.jpeg


 No.8522215

>>8522159

YOU BURPED INTO THE CEILING WHICH NOW HAS TO BE WASHED AND STERILIZED SO YOU GET NOTHING! GOOD DAY SIR! I SAID GOOD DAY!


 No.8522305

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 No.8522309

>no mellow yellow

Kill yourselves


 No.8522312

>>8522309

that still exists?




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 No.8518059[Reply]

Not cp or necro just wierd pornography

Scat,blood, horse, etc.

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 No.8522265

Thats my fetish, except the women would be replaced by a groupe of lolies


 No.8522269

I need sauce pls


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 No.8522289

>>8522263

Ah, my love, my muse, my waifu. Pixi Payasita. She's a mexican clown (she lives in mexico) who does mostly childrens events. Mexico has a thing with clowns that america doesn't. It's semi-normal there.


 No.8522304

File: 04ae76952589609⋯.jpg (9.34 KB, 300x240, 5:4, Bored-girl.jpg)

Why do you stupid fucks always post shit without sauce ?




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 No.8521443[Reply]

WEBM & MP4

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 No.8522271

File: 38d1db829bf331f⋯.mp4 (10.26 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Háskólakórinn - Heyr Himna….mp4)

>>8522211

Here is the full version.


 No.8522294

File: 829e3a8676f709a⋯.mp4 (1.78 MB, 426x240, 71:40, 86420747.mp4)


 No.8522296

File: b7d45b742b35af6⋯.webm (2.97 MB, 640x360, 16:9, they live.webm)

File: 76e6bed2fd1035e⋯.webm (1.52 MB, 640x360, 16:9, prison.webm)


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File: a1043872d77b1d1⋯.webm (9.83 MB, 1080x1080, 1:1, cinnamon buns.webm)




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 No.8520716[Reply]

ask a nigga living in a teenage virgin's ballsack anything

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 No.8521719

>>8520716

this is an 18+ board, go away officer


 No.8521772

File: 2d36c3a69ffbcf3⋯.png (6.44 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 2d36c3a69ffbcf311633d667a3….png)

>>8521685

M-Maisiefag? What are you doing here?


 No.8521810

File: f215a69a9dbc968⋯.jpg (36.19 KB, 301x426, 301:426, 023.jpg)

>>8521195

>Man's sweaty, smelly and hairy asshole

Also known as an "Omlet"


 No.8522287

File: c3614f240f01156⋯.jpg (52.61 KB, 530x647, 530:647, mfw no coconut cream pie62.jpg)

>>8521772

/tv/ is really garbage nowadays…


 No.8522295

>>8522287

>8chan is really garbage nowadays

FTFY




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 No.8518495[Reply]

sup degenerates,

i just saw on cuckbook that some lowlife beat his wife, possibly his kids,

because she wanted him to eat dinner and get off fortnite, fucken fortnite.

cmon australian /b/ros lets get together and dox this cunt and give him what he deserves, a swift stomp to the head

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 No.8522255

>>8518539

Stupid fuck should have hit her harder.


 No.8522267

>>8518539

Why would he not eat dinner?

Why play that cancer over wife made food?

Is she a shit cook?


 No.8522274

>>8522267

Video games are a form of escapism. He's sick of her retarded bullshit so he retreats into his video games to get away from her. I don't think it's that he likes video games so much he'd rather play them than eat, it's that he's so sick of her fuckery that he'd rather stay in his room than go eat her microwave soup she spent a whole 3 minutes on.


 No.8522291

Lmao i love when women cry. I'd love to corner one in my basement and listen to her cry. How frantic they'd get in such an isolated place where nobody would come to save her. Mmm…..

Yep, at that point she'd be trying to gash my soul with her weeping, but it wouldn't work. People who cry are people who should die. I'd take my time, relishing every whimper and scream. I wouldn't rape her, I'd never rape her, but I would slowly cut her body into pieces from the bottom up, and the more she begs, the more pain I want her to feel. I'd tell her "this is true love"


 No.8522293

File: b21155da1973b03⋯.mp4 (4.38 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Crawling in my Crawl.mp4)




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 No.8522264[Reply]

>decided to dig up my old high school yearbook the other day

>looked through the yearbook and noticed a bunch of kike surnames mixed in with the others

>my school was listed as being basically 100% "white" at the time

>realize that two of my biggest crushes in high school were literally kikes

Why even live?

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 No.8522276

File: 1cf6c51e6cdc83c⋯.jpg (59.14 KB, 645x412, 645:412, 1483514473578.jpg)


 No.8522277

>>8522273

>dox yourself


 No.8522282

>>8522277

dox ur ddubs


 No.8522286

File: d4b3b52fdcc0c21⋯.mp4 (4.03 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, you_discuss_me.mp4)

>>8522277

Kys then


 No.8522288

>>8522286

Can't he read good or something?




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 No.8517840[Reply]

i think i would kill myself probably

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 No.8521569

I'd be mad at her for being retarded enough to put naked pics of herself online.


 No.8522116

find the asshole

find his pc

fill it of cp

call cops

make a fuzz on his job

spread the word at the jail

make the rest of his life miserable

once a year make something painful to his ass, like a beat or something

never tell him the reason of his pain


 No.8522123

>>8517840

now you got nudes of your sister!

blackmail time!


 No.8522136

>>8517840

Collect 'em all


 No.8522284

fap




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 No.8520092[Reply]

2 dollar meal at the dollar store. 1 each for the cup ramen and canned chicken. 550 cals 35g of protein.

Inb4 beans and rice. There's a reason why you sub human South Americans are 5'3" on average.

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 No.8522096

>>8522056

>cheese

>not a source of protein

Though I guess he did specify "american cheese" which probably means Kraft, who knows what sort of shit they put in there.

>beans

Don't talk a shit about lentils fag, half a cup will net about 12 grams of protein.

Nevertheless, he was talking about cost efficiency as well. You spent 2$ in a single meal and all the recipes he posted have multiple servings. Don't whine about being poor when you flat out refuse to search for alternatives.


 No.8522102

>>8522096

It's not a secret. American cheese consists of cheese, an emulsifying salt such as sodium citrate or sodium phosphate, water, oil, and some kind of protein, usually casein, but sometimes whey.


 No.8522137

>>8522096

>>8522102

ORANGE CHEESE BAD


 No.8522275

>>8522096

>thinks I didn't notice the rewording of the green txt quote

>lentils

Confirmed sand nigger. The biggest ones of you fucks devour goat


 No.8522283

>>8522102

You're talking about Kraft single. Real American cheese is non commercialized dairy farm products. Also whey is the natural protein development from cheese




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 No.8521763[Reply]

WALLPAPER

𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐃𝐔𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆: WALLPAPER

5 of 72 files dumped…

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>>8521968

herp derp i forgot to remove sage for all those posts


 No.8522142

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Here are some darker toned ones.




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