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part of the ship, part of the crew

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 No.5537795[Reply]

>>5537777

The Quads command it.

Post yukkuris, mister.

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 No.5537964

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Last pic dump for a little while, got shit to do.

Take it easy.




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 No.5537984[Reply]

trips names my kitty.

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 No.5538032

>>5537984

Jeb Bush


 No.5538037

>>5537984

Brussels


 No.5538042

Hrefnesholt


 No.5538049

cat


 No.5538050

>>5538002

rolling for this




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 No.5538039[Reply]

Gimme the edgiest shit you've got /b/

 No.5538048

Honestly, I would of vote for Jeb Bush is he didnt drop out.




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 No.5536344[Reply]

Post and discuss dick sizes, remember to take non bone pressed length, bone pressed length and width.

Question if the day: are racial size differences a myth?

Caucasian here, six inches ndpb, six and a half bone pressed, five inches wide.

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 No.5537988

>>5537979

That's why I added non-bone pressed length up there, oy.


 No.5538015

>>5537969

You get 99% of the internet having 7 to 9 inch dongs because they make shit up and post a pic of someone else's penis. Measure from the top unless you're going to be resting your knees on the girls' back and staring at her feet while you fuck, lol


 No.5538040

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>>5537850

You know what, you are a cool guy. I like where this conversation is going.

>Equal division of labor

Raising and protecting kids for 14-15 years= Hunting, Going to War, Defending the village, Blacksmithing and other metalworking, Diplomacy, merchanting, most farm work, etc. etc.

Yeah, i don't think you can call that equal division of Labor. Sure, you can probably provide a few anecdotal examples of women doing equal amounts of labor, but for all of written history this typically was not the case.

>People have gone full retard now, but that doesn't mean women were these helpless drooling retards throughout history (except for nobility who usually were because it wasn't proper for them to read too much or wtf ever). The thing is, the feminists are fucking lying. Men didn't force women to do as they pleased all throughout history, women RAISED their children to act according to the gender roles because it kept them alive and helped build a more useful society through solidarity in uncertain times

>Except for nobility

>Nobility

I think you have your shit mixed up, noble women were the educated individuals in society and actually played a part in politics, philosophy, and other typically male dominated activities. If anything, you should be using them as an anecdotal example of women that actually, you know, did something other than breed.

>Men didn't force women to do what they pleased throughout history.

This is true, but has nothing to do with my original point. My only point is women are weak and are only good for sexual intercourse and co-ed raising of a child.

>That entire third paragraph

When tho… What time in recPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.5538041

>>5536344

44 thousand six hundred and fifty inches long and 4 miles wide


 No.5538047

>>5538040

who would post this much?




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 No.5538045[Reply]

Gimme the edgiest shit you've got /b/

>flood detected



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 No.5537283[Reply]

Got an image you want edited or remastered?

post it here. tell me what you want.

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 No.5537809

Can someone with skills make me an advertisement a la "Have a Coke and a smile", but it is with a woman with a burka on so you can't see her smile.

Thanks is for my salt mining expedition.


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 No.5538034

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 No.5538038

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can you put macho man's head on a naked midgets body?




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 No.5537711[Reply]

I'd like to address a few select groups frequenting this board. I'm talking to the Wizards, the Loveshy, the MGTOW, and the bald-headed, bearded beta male feminist orbiters out there, all similar but different groups. Like it or not, you're all part of the same group.

You're using variations of r selection. I could get into r/K selection theory, but the simplest example is the cuttlefish. This occurs in numerous other species, the wimpy manlets realize they can't compete with the other males, so they adopt alternate strategies to try to access women, whether it be appearing weak, dressing or acting like a woman, adopting her ideas and behavior or rejecting women entirely. MGTOW for example, you think you're not doing this, but you're the boogeyman feminists have been claiming MRAs are, you're their projection made reality. You treat women like feminists treat men, and thus you're no different from this cuttlefish. Only instead of putting on a dress and make up, you act like the male version of feminists.

Saying you don't need women is on the right track, but it's going too far. You're trying to decrease female market value, but you're only removing yourself as customers.

I'm writing this because by all accounts, I should be like you. Let me describe myself for a second here. High IQ, but lazy and socially retarded. I'm in mediocre physical shape. I have long, thinning hair and a beard. My teeth are horrendous, my dick isn't very big, and I'm extremely selfish in bed. Add to that I got a stack of emotional issues, I'm poor as fuck and live in one of the poorest towns in America. I'm 5'10, unemployed and rarely leave my apartment. I collect video games, comics and anime, my apartment is a pig stye, I have a titty mousepad and I just ordered a three foot poster of Jana Defi to hang in my bedroom. I don't even have a fucking car at the moment, I'm saving up to get a new one and in the meantime depend on rides from my elderly mother.

And yet, with all that in mind, I've had tons of girlfriends and shitloads of sex. I have a list of girls I'm currently considering dating, and another I'm considering bringing into my apartment as live-in sex slaves. Random women approach me wherever I go and flirt Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.5537771

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>>5537711

>>5537723

>>5537755

Here's something for your troubles.


 No.5537919

Bump.


 No.5537999

I'm sure you lonely Elliot Rodgers would love to ask a girl questions and actually get a response. Due to the marvels of the internet, I can safely answer whatever you want without having to smell you or waste too much of my life.

Let me enlighten you. What do you wish to know?

in b4 togtgfo, I'm providing a public service and thus the rule doesn't apply unless you ask nicely


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 No.5538035

>>5537999

Waiter, this pasta is stale. Shame these delicious digits were wasted on it.




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 No.5536138[Reply]

ITT: Time you met/were in close proximity famous people.

>As a ball person, I served balls to Venus Williams at the local tennis open. She was having a bad game and swatted one of my poorly served balls away.

>Met Richard Dawkins at an autograph signing. Told him, "You're an inspiration to me man." He said, "Thank you" insincerely. I lost my virginity later that night (not to Dawkins).

What stories do you /b/rothers have? Protip: no lying.

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 No.5537717

>>5537675

I guess that's fair. Listening to them sing after seeing what kind of people they are must be odd


 No.5537728

>>5537676

Communism is nasty.


 No.5537948

I live in Texas, these stories are gonna suck.

>My brother was driving to work when he saw the lead singer of Green Day driving next to him talking on his cell phone. They made eye contact, my brother pointed, the guy waved at him, my brother gave him the finger, he gave him the finger back, they both laughed. That was the end of it.

>Driving through Houston there was a huge convoy of trailers. They all said Walker Texas Ranger on the side, it was Chuck Norris's traveling enterouge.

>Walking onto a flight I saw a guy I recognized but couldn't quite place until I was like five feet away. Then my eyes widened as I realized, it was Matt Damon. Without realizing it, I was staring. He noticed and lowered his head, not wanting to draw attention. I didn't make a big deal about it and kept walking. As I sat down I thought "Damn, he's a lot shorter than I thought he'd be."


 No.5537994

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>>5536138

I went to a trump rally

I was 10-15 feet from him when he was signing stuff and I can tell you he was magnificent


 No.5538024

I got to meet Chuck Norris when I was in third grade.

They shot an episode of Walker Texas Ranger at a restaurant my brother worked at.

I lost my shit when he started busting drug addicts for the local DEA.

The thought of Chuck doing a flip into the window of a doublewide and round housing a meth pipe out of some tweakers hand is still fucking funny as fuck.




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 No.5524798[Reply]

b why don't airlines give passengers parachutes ?

Even if you didn't know how to skydive,you'd still have a better chance then sticking your head in between your legs.

What's up with that?

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 No.5537027

>>5524918

But this sounds amazing. I think the world would be a way more interesting place to live if we just did amazing things without overthinking the consequences.


 No.5537839

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 No.5537917

Passenger airplanes go a lot faster than skydiving airplanes. Your body would be ripped in half just trying to exit the plane.

t. engineer


 No.5537990

>>5537917

I'm guessing the plane would go faster and faster till it crashed so there is no hope at all.

At least they get you high before you die.

That's breddy gud


 No.5538021

Yeah but the passengers could use the parachutes to slow down the plane/stop it crashing




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 No.5537109[Reply]

Lia Marie Johnson

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 No.5536285[Reply]

Topic related

I need to get out of a sissy/becoming a trap fetish before I do something I'll regret, I miss getting hard to women

Pic unrelated

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 No.5537872

Just noticed I said "topic related" and forgot to put a topic in.

Derp.


 No.5537967

>>5537651

>Males don't produce milk

Oh yes they do!

www.breastfeeding-problems.com/lactating-man.html


 No.5537973

>>5537967

Eh. Even still, it's not my thing. As I said, I wanna get rid of this fetish, and that was feminization and that's something I'm not gonna accomplish anyway since I'm an aryan ubermench marathon runner. Wouldn't make the best girl.


 No.5538005

>>5537973

>I'm an aryan ubermench marathon runner. Wouldn't make the best girl.

I used to be, too. Now I'm a hot girl and have a line out the door. Men like long legs.


 No.5538013

>>5538005

Before or after pics or it didn't happen. Plus, I'm not very pretty.




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 No.5537236[Reply]

Story Time, faggots.

>Be in Chemistry, Today.

>Sit at a table of three.

>The other people are a Urkel-looking weeb and a 9/10 Arab girl (Think Mia Khalifa).

>Working by myself b/c the other two don't get anything that's happening.

>Here Urkel say to the Arab Girl, "So, uh, do you ever play Super Smash Brothers."

>Keep in mind, this girl is one of the most popular girls in my grade.

>Cringe so hard it knocks me away from the conversation.

>5 Min later

>Wasn't paying attention

>Hear the girl say "20xx"

>Immediately stop working and pay attention

>She starts talking about how she used to main Shulk because of how she liked how the counter felt, but switched to Bayonetta because she like the diverse moveset.

>MRW she this 9/10 popular girl is an avid smash player

>MRW he asks her to come over to his place to "Smash" sometime

>MRW She says yes

>MRW This weeb got a popular girl because of video games.

 No.5537246

>be in chemistry

>today

don't you kids have spring break?


 No.5537467

Had something similar happen to me at my college.

>fucking around on the public keyboard stowed away in the corner of the student union

>arely know how to play, usually play bits and pieces of pop songs and some classical compositions

>play the opening to "One Punch Man" once or twice, partly to guage powerlevels, partly because it's so fucking fun

>only song I can play confidently is a traditional and simple version of "The Parting Glass" with my left hand playing chords

>ginger 7.5/10 grill sitting by the coffee shop keeps looking over and making eye contact

>musicians get the bitches

>finally comes over after I finish playing the same 4 measures for the 17th time, left hand rolling the chords slowly to try to make it look like I actually know what I'm doing

>"Was that the Parting Glass?"

>"Yeah… it's pretty much the only song I know"

>well fuck, there goes the musician angle

>"Yeah! I learned it for a character from a LARP I was in! Play it again!"

>inner fa/tg/uy barely contained

>start playing again, and it becomes clear very quickly that she learned a different style

>falls apart quickly, take the opertunity to ask her about the LARP

>just a week prior I'd been told about a combat heavy, very grimdark larp nearby which sounded fucking incredible

>"Oh no, not gothic, I do more "world of darkness" and "vampire the Masquerade" games"

>fuck

>I don't know shit about either system

>somewhat hold my own with what V:tM vidya taught me, mostly listen to her explain the other fluff

>thankfully the conversation shifts to cosplay and tabletop

>mention that I've been trying to get a DnD campaign going

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 No.5537551

>>5537467

To clarify, only played the first 6 or so measures of OPM, that shit gets ridiculous real fast.


 No.5538012

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>guy talks about what he likes to do

>girl joins him 'cause she also likes it

>they go home and smash

maybe you should play more video games, faggot




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 No.5531341[Reply]

..you dirty slag!

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>>5537003

bumpan for more when I get back


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I like this thread but, I only have figure pantsu.


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>>5537998

>one off


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 No.5537517[Reply]

http://strawpoll.me/7157973

What was your living situation like growing up?

Do you think it has formed aspects your personality?

>NOT NSA, I PINKIE PROMISE

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 No.5537764

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 No.5537804

>>5537715

implying that calling an emotionally unsatisfying childhood abuse isn't gay


 No.5537972

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Uncle might actually be lurking here, he's usually on /pol


 No.5538001

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>>5537735

8chan used to be a better kind of shit


 No.5538023

Will you faggots please stop circlejerking about this already? It was always 5/10 pasta and I told you day one he was clearly making shit up.




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 No.5537108[Reply]

There is this degenerate transgender "women" that posts pics of him on reddit that also has a twitch account.

He/She is streaming right now with two other degenerates.

Name on twitch:

/trapknight

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 No.5537549

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 No.5537978

>>5537512

>>5537521

>>5537535

>>5537549

You grabbed those fucking photos from Plebbit. I RIS'd the guy with a skinned skull and found something with every single one of those pics in it.


 No.5537986

Hi trapknight, cool advertisement thread. Here to get your daily dose of attention/persecution, faggot?




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