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𝐈'𝐌 𝐈𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐅𝐔𝐙𝐙

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 No.8171576[Reply]

How do we know if the faggots that are threatening to leave actually follow through

What do they get from the attention?

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 No.8172004

>>8171993

And to add: Public discourse isnt done on fringe darknet corners because that would miss the purpose. And once you live in a society where you have all that fucked up shit aka "freedom of speech doesnt mean freedom from consequences" put to the extreme, well guess what you wont have and only on paper. Really makes you think.


 No.8172006

>>8172004

Or the only ones using that right, similar to breeding, are the retarded.


 No.8172012

>>8172006

Hence dumber memes, dumber discourse, "fallacy fallacy,, need dem programs" crap. It is litterly taking out any nouance and is just a slapstick.


 No.8172027

>>8172012

"strawman!!! Dunning kruger xDDDDD, ex hominem :DDDDD, speticism +++ :-)" Hypermorality culitvated by pieces of shit, lets signal to other beta garbage, then the chads think "hmm i dont want to be a beta well lets go to the other end of the spectrum." Dunning kruger xDDDDD, Strawman and hayman, lets build a snowman, like the retarded kids they are,


 No.8172045

>>8172027

No what i learned in 8th grade was is that you make a hypothesis, give an example and reason it. But why reason and give good examples when you have dem programs and those that strawman and fallacy shit without reasoning it properly. Even the dumbest of goy can shit up any discussion with said "sophisticated" shit, [citation needed] for even the most basic shit. Because an organic discussion is like a mathematical proof, wait no it isnt.

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD




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 No.8170378[Reply]

>mfw that 12th cup of coffee of the day

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 No.8171830

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>>8171826

No, I like girls. Do you like black tea?


 No.8171862

File: 9469c6b57594c5e⋯.png (32.11 KB, 320x256, 5:4, aerial_racers_01.png)

I steep my tea for 15 minutes and then heat it up in the microwave and add instant coffee, milk, and energy drink. Then heat it up again because milk was in fridge.


 No.8171869

File: 801f2bba1128325⋯.gif (97.41 KB, 800x800, 1:1, caffeine.gif)

>mfw it's 11 PM and I'm bout to crack the day's third energy drink


 No.8172042

>>8171815

McDonald's employees are encouraged to defecate in the coffee so that it taste like shit like everything else on the menu


 No.8172044

>>8171815

McDonald's employees are encouraged to defecate in the coffee that way it taste like shit, like everything else on the menu.




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 No.8171500[Reply]

Come on, more (yous) you stupid fucks

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 No.8171957

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 No.8171979

>>8171540

Recommend some dark fantasy. What are some good games/books/movies/mangos/etc…?


 No.8171991

>>8171979

Serious answer? netorare.


 No.8172029

>>8171991

get filtered, nigger


 No.8172043

>>8172029

Ignoramus, you tipped 'mangos' isnt that obvious anime? most contemporary 'dark fantasy anime' is just garbage for edgy girls and autistics tards, berserk is old as fuck and record of the lodoss war is even older, right now the only 'dark fantasy anime' is netorare in pre-powder times or just hentai about elves being raped untill they enjoy it, in other words netorare.




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 No.8166904[Reply]

Rare and spicy dank memes.

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 No.8167587

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>>8167373

save it. It's all yours, my friend.


 No.8167589

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>>8167373

Archive it. It's all yours, my friend.


 No.8168051

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>>8167587

thanks lori


 No.8171040

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 No.8172041

File: 96294d877f3966d⋯.jpg (9.73 KB, 239x211, 239:211, update.jpg)

What is the wild thing? And, how wild is the wild thing? These are questions that virgins usually want to know. I certainly don't know. There is an odd stigma attached to being a virgin, no less being a 41-year-old virgin. Some have mentioned that they can easily spot a virgin. Now, how does that work? Virginity has to do with the wild thing. No wild thing equals virgin. Wild thing equals a whole new life. Or so I have been told. How about no wild thing equals monk? Being a monk means no wild thing forever. That sounds good to me. So, I contacted The Monastery and indicated my interest to become a monk. Naturally, the monks were excited at adding to their numbers. The life of a 41-year-old virgin is very boring as you can well see. It is the same old thing everyday. Wake up. Drink coffee. Read e-mail. (I had to put myself on some of those Listserv things just to get mail. There is nothing more pathetic than to log on and see the old "No mail" message.) Read newsgroups. (Although humorous at times, these newsgroups are getting to be all the same. One way or the other the wild thing comes up. Is that all people think about? Even computer nerds are obsessed with the wild thing.) Eat lunch. Lapse into a coma. Come to. Go to the gym. Listen to nonsense. Return to Roach Motel. Eat dinner. Log on for no particular reason. Reflect on being a 41-year-old virgin. Then, lapse into a real coma. Does not being a virgin change this? Will I log on less? Will I not lapse into a coma? Will I read all the newsgroups with a renewed vigor? Will I anticipate listening to the nonsense at the gym? And, what if I had a babe? Will that change the big picture? It boggles the mind, doesn't it?




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 No.8169445[Reply]

Ceratosaurus is the thinking man's T rex

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 No.8171945

>>8171201

>>8171192

>>8171157

Claire was so jealous of blue. That's probably why she broke up with owen.


 No.8171950

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 No.8171960

>>8171950

I wish someone would call me a good girl


 No.8172022

What about synapsids aka proto-mammal? Like Dimetrodon

Or pterosaur like pteranodon and marine reptilians like Ichthyosaur


 No.8172040

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.




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 No.8163067[Reply]

anyone else has nothing else to do but to jerk off all day?

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 No.8170492

>>8163067

Penis starts to hurt if I jerk off for consecutive days in a row

sperm became more watery so I cut back for more bigger pearly loads

limited myself to twice a week


 No.8171941

>>8163069

this

fucking roomies don't want to run the AC so I'm living like a nigger with a 20in box fan. I'll be soaked in sweat if I even fondle myself vigorously


 No.8171968

>>8163067

I would but my mom is hovering around me all day.


 No.8172033

>>8170492

>Penis starts to hurt if I jerk off for consecutive days in a row

Just put some ben gay on it and fap away.


 No.8172039

File: d4a8abfbb0dedda⋯.webm (8 MB, 1280x536, 160:67, Is_is_tucked.webm)

>>8170460

It's duck taped.




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 No.8171971[Reply]

 No.8172013

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JUST LIKE US


 No.8172016

File: 66d1a85c86f3dea⋯.jpg (42.09 KB, 600x728, 75:91, gays not welcome.jpg)


 No.8172026

Men are horny motherfuckers, plainly just the same, whether gay or straight.


 No.8172038

>>8172026

How many heterosexual males do you see showing their dicks and being depraved in plain daylight on the streets?




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 No.8171481[Reply]

How much do you have to make for women like these?

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 No.8171578

>>8171481

Well she looks like a high end hooker so you can probably cash your weekly Ruby Tuesday paycheck an that should cover it


 No.8171581

>>8171578

>>8171551

Hey retards… It's like 5 different chicks and they are all nasty


 No.8172005

>>8171481

For her $140/hour is a reasonable price.


 No.8172028

>>8172005

Lold. She ugly


 No.8172037

>>8171481

For women like that? A one time payment of $150-300.




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 No.8164777[Reply]

webm/mp4 bread

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 No.8170859

>>8170810

The Matrix is such a legendary movie.


 No.8170876

>>8169588

What's he talking about?


 No.8170925

File: 1afa905eaade721⋯.jpg (31.21 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1afa905eaade721fcb96cbbcbf….jpg)

>>8165633

>Its_Okay.mp4

>>8165633

That Moment when a simple piece of paper had more of an impact than antifa's Nov 4 revolution.


 No.8170975

>>8165573

Why is it always the fat ones?


 No.8172036

>>8170975

Not always




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 No.8170475[Reply]

I made an IRL friend from work after a decade of NEETdom and virtually absolute social isolation. The problem is he's a complete normal, and though we do share some common interests, I am finding our interactions increasingly tedious, exhausting, and dull. I find myself becoming more and more withdrawn when dealing with him, which is not trap I don't want to fall into, because it's only through my relationship with him that I haven't ended up being 'the weird/quiet guy who never talks to anyone' at work. It doesn't help that he's always fallowing me around like lost puppy, when all I really want is to be left alone and not talk about whatever normalnigger shit that happens to be on his mind that day, if our interactions were more sparse I could tolerate it, but this guy has been on my dick since I started working here.

I don't hate him, I don't even find him annoying, really, but I really do I feel like I'm dealing with an NPC of sorts. I make a joke, or reference, and It goes over his head. He makes a joke and I laugh out of mere politeness. I talk politics, he can't understand any of it beyond simple slogans.

TL;DR I don't think I was ever meant to have friends. I am starting to feel bad about always making excuses not to go whenever he asks if I want to hangout. I aspire to be a normalfag just like him one day so I don't have to feel so isolated and unrelatable all the time, I want to be able to 'connect' with people.

/blog

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 No.8170844

>>8170840

No, friend, this is /b/. We're killing time in between dysnomia's CP dumps. You're looking for >>>/r9k/ and >>>/v9k/ . Tell 'em A Namefag sent ya'.


 No.8170880

>>8170475

no I dont

>>8170485

hey CP


 No.8170968

File: 57246752a64ba75⋯.jpg (65.88 KB, 251x257, 251:257, christ6769800.jpg)

>>8170821

>itt /b/ provides a previously unknown point of inquiry that might actually prove to be very helpful

Unexpected, but welcome. All of those points box me in pretty much perfectly, tbh. Maybe if I can get this shit officially diagnosed, I might at least get some drugs out of it.


 No.8172017

>>8170968

>I might at least get some drugs out of it.

Go on the government dole. Tax the normalfag goyim like cattle while you sit like an Effendi and eat.


 No.8172034

All my friends drop me after they no longer have to be around me, I think people must see me as some sort of clown.




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 No.8170825[Reply]

This is deep.

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 No.8171358

>>8170825

so it grew up in like a 3 year war


 No.8171369

File: 7d861a5c01881ec⋯.jpg (548.97 KB, 940x800, 47:40, 3887336daa9e1ab144e5dc1c43….jpg)

>>8170825

that anthropomorphic wolf is lewd


 No.8172009

Is this loss?


 No.8172025

It's gay


 No.8172032

File: dea2a1d963deb5d⋯.png (762.23 KB, 680x612, 10:9, 1530064522535.png)

>>8172009

Stop forcing that bullshit.

It's just four koma. Always has been.




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 No.8171990[Reply]

how do I get one of those cool icons next to my name?

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 No.8172001

File: 0e477238e44b8b4⋯.jpg (12.53 KB, 236x306, 118:153, check.jpg)


 No.8172010

>>8172000

oh shit


 No.8172030

>>8171990

o next time you see one of the mods or volunteers just offer to suck their dicks

they'll assign your IP a flag based on how you do

protip: Lain posters swallow like good boys


 No.8172031

>>8171990

>select "show post options and limits"

>click the arrow where it says "none"

>choose your favorite flag and use it




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 No.8171646[Reply]

Wtf happened, /b/?

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 No.8171837

>>8171705

>they call him the Duke

Because he's not from a Royal family. If Harry becomes king then Markle wouldn't be a Queen or Princess - she'd be a Duchess.


 No.8171900

>>8171837

It doesn't work like that…

Wife of a King is automatically Queen Consort – but husband of Queen Regnant doesn't hold a such specific title. Therefore, the correct title is the highest title he holds, which is that of Duke of Edinburgh.

The cause for that is the fact that the title of "Queen" itself etymologically means "wife"– "kvinna" still means that in Scandinavian languages. Therefore, the fact that a title such as "Queen Regnant" exists is already a perversion, "Queen Consort" is a pleonasm – both words meaning "wife", first in fancy Anglo-Saxon, then in fancy French, and let's not forget that medieval "queens regnant" were not crowned as queens but as kings (example: King Hedwig of Poland).


 No.8171902

>>8171837

Oh btw, Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, is member of the Greek Royal Family, being grandson of King George I of Greece, and first cousin once removed to the rightful King of Greece, Constantine II.


 No.8171939

>>8171646

What an open ended question.

What exactly do you mean?

>>8171708

This.

But marriage too is a fucking retarded affair.

>>8171761

There's nothing random about /pol/ Hitler posting.


 No.8172024

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>>8171748

post the greatest man ever and get banned?

ok!




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 No.8171050[Reply]

It's ironic how many married people I've seen on 4chan's /r9k/. I know it's techn an all inclusive sub but still, funny how that works. And they aren't even soyboy cucks. Actual good people.

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 No.8171962

>>8171186

Shut your fuck off


 No.8171986

>>8171050

>It's ironic how many married people I've seen on 4chan's /r9k/.

The ironic thing is a brainwashed and spoiled american middle class white faggot that never had to work for a piece of bread talking about family and work.


 No.8171999

File: 4afac451b6d6f36⋯.png (39.84 KB, 720x1021, 720:1021, 7465e60fc1ac5090a891d13ac7….png)

Any "good" people on /r9k/ are drowned in a sea of perpetual losers who are mad at literally everything and everyone for not being as miserable as them. I wouldn't know about half/r9k/ because I don't go there ever.


 No.8172019

File: c273f417345f862⋯.png (68.41 KB, 777x723, 259:241, 1.png)

>>8171999

hasn't over taken it yet, but it is going that way


 No.8172023

>>8171986

How is that ironic fag




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 No.8171718[Reply]

Sup /b/. I have been pranking my currently 10 year old son for the past 5 years by putting HRT in his meals and drinks. He's become quie the girl and I started buying him girly clothes before he began to figure out what they were. He has fully assimilated into all the girly things completely naturally due to going to school as a girl for the past 5 years. He is entering middle school soon and I am worried that is where he will learn about the fact that he is not actually a girl. What do I do? Do I stop the HRT and let him continue to develop naturally as a boy, or do I keep going and pretend I don't know anything about it?

Pic related but not him for obvious reasons.

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 No.8171981

>>8171952

Also analmouse we ll take some of you for your kibbuz shit you tried to enforce on us.


 No.8171997

File: e1410019b4f1f3e⋯.png (1.48 MB, 4235x3850, 11:10, LoZ, Zelda.png)

Keep with it man! The world needs more traps


 No.8172015

>>8171718

ebin

bait

x

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laffing big laffs xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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 No.8172021

File: f0af899c0bed5c3⋯.jpg (58.07 KB, 480x545, 96:109, f0af899c0bed5c3dd5b9d5781f….jpg)

meow




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