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 No.8628789[Reply]

I'm seeing a ton of porn threads being posted by single IPs before getting ditched, so porn is limited to 2 threads (2D and 3DPD) until further notice.

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 No.8679529

>>8679516

cancer




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 No.8679944[Reply]

So it's entirely clear to me that we're being invaded, today, by Cuckchan SJW types who're trying to fuck us up with all kinds of fucking leftist /pol/ threads and other stupid SJW bullshit. Fight back by posting lots of gore and other disgusting shit to drive them out!

 No.8680142

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>>8679944

It took you this long to notice?

>pro tip" normalfags can't stand animal gore

and bump


 No.8680147

>>8680142

I just got here.


 No.8680149

>>8680147

so did all the normalfags


 No.8680173

>>8679944

It's gotten really bad over the past few months. Apparently cuckchan has been banning more and cuckchanners are too retarded to force a new IP address or use a VPN.




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 No.8680172[Reply]

i hate my pap i hope he dies



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 No.8679683[Reply]

Been a NEET for 8 years now and time is ticking away and every NEETs worst nightmare come true, I need a job to support myself. Thing is I don't know what to do, I need a job with no experience required, preferably one I work alone and doesn't deal with customers as I'm an autist and I don't do well with people.

TLDR what is a decent job for an autist?

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 No.8680081

lol i just recently left neetdom behind.

good luck faggot.


 No.8680082

File: e04f27719f236da⋯.webm (226.3 KB, 480x360, 4:3, BaDaBoom.webm)

>>8680074

> what is a decent job for an autist?

Professional Autitor.

>/thread


 No.8680085

File: 1981126b27bea21⋯.jpg (1.13 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, hole.jpg)

>>8680053

>I don't want to participate in society

You don't have to for long if you make a good plan. Save enough money, look for a nice spot with little zoning regulations and other favorable laws (or lack thereof), negotiate a nice price for land (not too big of land in a high property tax area), build a hobbit hole (with the utilities offgrid), a garden to subsidize your costs, a simple career that you only needs pennies from to pay for your lifestyle, and successfully evade shitty (((society))) or atleast big cities and niggervilles.


 No.8680132

>>8679793

your ability to create a thread, answer posts and consult data on the internet prove that you have the required skillset to work in a warehouse

"need highschool education" is there to filter out niggers who can't read or count even when using all fingers


 No.8680171

>>8680132

last job I took that had that as a requirement had me prove it with a diploma. OP unfortunately needs to get a GED




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 No.8674932[Reply]

yall niggas ever just pop out a baby in ur back yards

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File: 250da8d0783adfd⋯.mp4 (9.28 MB, 700x394, 350:197, HANGINGINTHERE-.mp4)


 No.8679799

>>8679768

BREACH


 No.8679967

>>8679765

is it ded wtf


 No.8679970

GAPING

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 No.8680170

Why are women allowed to post their gaping holes on YouTube? I don't want my children seeing that.

>when a man does it

>he gets locked away forever

>when a woman does it

>she gets pass




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 No.8664902[Reply]

I'm so glad that bill passed so we can praise Israel without being criticized. and that other bill passed which gave us funding for the Iran War(border security is invading Tehran goy, didn't you know) so Greater Israel is a go.

I just wanted to make a thread so my fellow celebrators can join in. I was so tired of buying my own sniper bullets to shoot Palestinians with

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 No.8680152

File: de483d24b1c6b83⋯.jpg (41.49 KB, 1000x639, 1000:639, chosen vs chosen.jpg)


 No.8680154

File: 106ce06b7f65f4f⋯.jpg (45.39 KB, 650x365, 130:73, why no I havnt ever seen t….jpg)

I hope sempai notices my fucking filenames


 No.8680155

File: bd7725be59db219⋯.jpg (146.7 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, whats under this table clo….jpg)


 No.8680161

File: f939fe7c22cc998⋯.jpg (108.95 KB, 900x900, 1:1, hard to get a tan when you….jpg)

we need a battle royale type game set in 1948 palestine…


 No.8680169

File: b920e0ad7a034c3⋯.png (227.9 KB, 562x316, 281:158, MAGA-Safe-Think-About-It.PNG)

I ❤ Israel




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 No.8680031[Reply]

On a scale from 1-10, how fit are you? How many pushups can you do?

>inb4 """datamining"""

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 No.8680109

>>8680031

I usually tell the ITS DATAMINING XD guys to fuck off but this is literally datamining.


 No.8680118

>>8680107

I'm not, I'm a fatfuck who has muscle memory from when I used to bodybuild.


 No.8680119

I was once an 8.5 or so compared with the rest of the population. I use to have very energetic sex with a variety of preteen girls over the course of 14 years. Throw and man handle them like they were sacks of potatos light as air. Now I am maybe a 7. I fell rock climbing a few years ago and it, including age is catching up with me. Its much harder to attract a child and its more of a pump and dump send em back to the headmaster kinda thing. I can still hold my own, but not my prime.


 No.8680123

>>8680108

cock-pushups?


 No.8680168

I look like a 7 or 8 but I'm probably a 5 in practice




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 No.8671463[Reply]

Show us the best u got anon

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 No.8680051

I'm going to fucking drill holes in your eyes with a fucking laser.

I fucking hate you cock suckers. If you think you're getting PGE you're getting murdered. Flat out killed and gone.


 No.8680056

You know how much I'm going to put up with you killing the entire justice league?

My girlfriend? My life?

You're a fucking insect. Are you fucking stupid??? I'm going to motherfucking kill you.


 No.8680061

File: 4ed393628faa295⋯.png (159.95 KB, 600x413, 600:413, FaggotAnon3.png)


 No.8680062

haloperidol


 No.8680167

>>8680062

I'm alright. Sorry. I had a moment.




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 No.8672460[Reply]

Anons who have experience with rape please post in this thread.

If you have been raped tell us what it was like and how it made you feel. If you have raped tell us what motivated you and the exact circumstances of your rape

and post a pic of your feet for proof you are not larping

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 No.8680121

File: fd9b918e7958fdc⋯.png (41.8 KB, 162x125, 162:125, ClipboardImage.png)

yes


 No.8680131

>>8675396

Jesus Christ. Dusting the cobwebs off on this memory, is that a Stephen King referance?


 No.8680146

File: 40bda7098f73654⋯.png (491.07 KB, 720x1229, 720:1229, wife rape.png)

>>8674351

is this you?


 No.8680157

>>8678351

>How is it a trap?

the bottles probably explode in the freezer.


 No.8680166

>>8680146

Daily reminder that for LITERALLY all of human history up until the 1970's it was absurd to think that one could "rape their wife" in the same sense that breathing could be considered theft of air.




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 No.8680100[Reply]

You are now part of a cult. Your cult has been formed because you and your followers were one of the few, yet far too many, that have discovered a portal that has suddenly opened in your world.

This portal leads to the forbidden dimension of Ani'moe, where a restless god of lust and greed constantly summons new waifus to add to his collection. Because there are countless of them, he does not care if you abduct one or two… or dozens, or hundreds.

Back in your world you realize that these waifus make for great cleaning personell, but they can only stay materialized so long as they are not forgotten. On the other hand, however, the more of an emotional impact the creature has the more powerful it becomes.

At first, this meant that only the most beautiful creatures were considered useful, but then they were discovered: The rare "Abominations". "Failed" summonings of great horror. True horror being the most powerful emotion there is, your cult quickly started specializing on exclusively collecting those abominations to strengthen your ranks. But so do your rivals. They all hope to achieve the same goal: To summon a creature so horrifying that every rival cannot help but acknowledge their superiority. Only those abominations can obtain true immortality and the cult that found it would likely win the war.

Enter the portal, go to the fields of summoning and start collecting.

https://www.obormot.net/demos/these-waifus-do-not-exist

It will all start to make sense soon.

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 No.8680145

File: 65eff42751cdf37⋯.jpg (27.45 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, ieuovievbeoiv.jpg)

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File: a08a5b22461f6c9⋯.jpg (35.45 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, uifgbeeigbvuioe.jpg)

The "roamers of the uncanny valley" believe that "less is more". Many cultists don't take them serious or believe their efforts are half assed. But there is just something about something just looking "a little bit off" that brings its own brand of chill down your spine. But the borders between their summonings and worthless, regular waifus is sometimes thin. The cults still debate if these rituals should even be considered "respectable achievements".

By the way, this should be obvious but if sometimes the portal spits out the same creature twice the cult that claimed it first owns it. Don't just randomly claim everything you see though - remember that sometimes, less is more. "Spam" will get you ignored by most even in the realm of mysteries.


 No.8680153

>>8680144

You can try.

To form a new cult, summon at least three creatures that share a certain similarity to use as the founding principles for your school of thought.

Crosses, for example, can't be that hard to find… right?


 No.8680158

File: 5966aebb09ff51d⋯.jpg (85.1 KB, 512x512, 1:1, example-63095.jpg)

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>>8680145

We take as many special summons as we can handle. While fear trumps the need to nurture, it's much more stable. Our numbers grow and with it our power.


 No.8680163

File: 31ef178d4d4e28d⋯.jpg (40.85 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, ujbfewjkwvbwwe.jpg)

Most expert summoners, of course, use several summoning circles at once. They call this "tabbing", as they tap into the realm from several games at once. They do this because efficiency is important.

Keep in mind that Ani'moe slowly but surely improves his skills and creates fewer and fewer "flawed" waifus for his endless harem every week. Eventually they might even go extinct - unless, perhaps, some people meddle with it? Who knows.


 No.8680165

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>>8680158

Sure. Rules are there to be broken, after all.




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 No.8679690[Reply]

So I had a dream just now about criminals with super powers. One of them was basically Colossus, but he could turn it on or off anywhere he wanted. So one of the things he did, that I'm wondering "why have I never seen that done in a video game or hyper-violent movie?" Was that he had his hand flat (while turned to metal) and punched his fingers through some guys teeth, breaking them. Then when half of his hand was down the guys throat, he made a fist around his jaw and used the guy's head like a boxing glove while punching other guys with his head, while the guy was flailing around like a rag doll. It was one of the most violent things I've ever seen.

 No.8680164

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So, what the fuck, Oldfags, are we just going to let the SJWs faggots waltz in here and take over 8chan like they did to Cukchan? Really? Are we just going to sit down and let them do this? NO! I say NO!

CALLING ALL 8CHAN HACKERS AND LEETZ!

Dox the fuckers, out them, send them shit tons of pizza and shipping cartons! It worked in the old days, it can work again! If we send the message that THEY CANNOT FUCK WITH US then they WILL leave us alone!

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 No.8680162[Reply]

So, was it yesterday? Yeah, I think it was yesterday, there was this awesome thread that happened where some of us were talking about the old 4chan and feeling some real feels like we'll never see anything like it again. We won't, either. That chan that we all once loved and even cherished has gone the way of history. It has become part of the sands of time. We had a good run, bros. I wish it wasn't but everything must have its end.



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 No.8680151[Reply]

Giving out roughly $400 in Steam games and Xbox cards because I need people to join my Discord server! Anyone interested? Shoot me a friend request.

Spexe#4901

 No.8680156

So, what the fuck, Oldfags, are we just going to let the SJWs faggots waltz in here and take over 8chan like they did to Cukchan? Really? Are we just going to sit down and let them do this? NO! I say NO!

CALLING ALL 8CHAN HACKERS AND LEETZ!

Dox the fuckers, out them, send them shit tons of pizza and shipping cartons! It worked in the old days, it can work again! If we send the message that THEY CANNOT FUCK WITH US then they WILL leave us alone!

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 No.8680057[Reply]

Hey give some awesome sad songs and awesome technomusic

 No.8680102

File: 3d0667c23fd17b5⋯.mp4 (9.62 MB, 384x288, 4:3, L'AME IMMORTELLE - Fallen ….mp4)


 No.8680106

>>8680102

Thanks unknown person


 No.8680150




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 No.8679654[Reply]

How can you tell if a girl has had an abortion?

I know you can test for herpes and STDs but can you test for having an abortion? She says she has not had one but I want to be sure she has not, is there a way to have her examined and be sure?

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 No.8679997

>>8679915

no anon they pull the baby out through her vagina not her armpit


 No.8680059

Check her butthole


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 No.8680128

If she doesn't have a hymen, she's as good as niggress with 10 abortions


 No.8680139

>>8680128

This. No hymen = no diamond.




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