No.5469631
Here I am, 18 years old virgin. Almost finished my first year of college. I only had two girlfriend when I was in high-school and I did not fuck them. Why? Because I was a pussy, and I was afraid to impose myself even if they explicitly said they wanted it. I said it was better to wait. A decision I now deeply regret.
>I did a thread about leaving confort zone before
>Each day for 30 day and this time I mean it, I will do a different challenge to make a total don't give a fucker of my self. Or else no fap
>I will apply the lotion that make my dry skin fall two time a day, so it's done before the end of the winter.
>I will workout only my lower body for the rest of the month. (I have a sculpted skinny upper body but my legs are even skinnier) so I can have a nice butt that girl want to touch and wear a sexy swim suit.
>I will get this insurence for my hair treatment before it's to late.
>I will study every day, so I don't become a loser who don't have at least a college degree.
>Also I have to gain weight, so I promisse I won't skip any of my 3 meals a day + plus I will eat 500 calories in piu, two double bueno bars should do (I hate dark chocolate.)
>Will keep daily updates, when the wifi is on.
>Wake up every day at 8 am
>Absolutely sober so I don't really on any thing else. (Medication dosen't count.)
>Will ask for advice on my challenge so I feel like someone is helping me.
>Will bump this thread every day, until it's over or it expire.
> work on my posture.
Also I will prove My op'ness when ever I repost here
No.5469659
>puting this much effort into getting your dick wet
bro its not that hard. just ask them
No.5469682
What I did today.
I started a conversation with a hot girl.
Got her number, she say she never had a boyfriend (good so she's probably a virgin like me)
Said she don't want a boyfriend. (May or may not be bad.)
So I called her to do something this week, she said she was busy, so I said I would call her back Sunday. If she don't want to go on a date with me I will ask if she can at least introduce me to some of he friend.
I called a girl I met yesterday, no answer, nos voicemail box.
I wen't to a girl and actually started quoting 2 pac as an introduction.
I asked her if I could tell her a poem, an I wen't like: First off…. Fuck yo bitch and the click you claim (using a monotonous voice.) She found it hilarious, but she had a boyfriend.
No.5469692
>>5469659
I used to do that one year in high school, until I got shy again.
Got a lot of rejection but mostly a lot of fun.
And when I actually got girls number I never had the courage to use them, and eventually got the reputation of the guy who played the number game. (Get their number for fun then never contact them again)
No.5469695
>>5469682
so this is now a cringe thread i suppose
No.5469702
>>5469692
I also ended up being cockteased by some girls who made me believe I had a chance.
No.5469707
>>5469702
stop this beta behavior. going out of your way to please girls is ultimate beta cuck behavior. you treat them like shit and see what happens. it works trust me
No.5469714
>>5469695
It is whatever you wan't to call it.
I call It my diary until I get laid. So other virgin can try what I try if it work.
But I will get laid or die… Not trying but giving up on life.
No.5469722
>>5469707
The only thing I'm trying to please them with is my body, I want be sexually attracted to me before I even talk, but that's harder than my dick when I watch video of hot girl naked online. For the rest I won't treat them like shit but I won't in any way treat them like princess at all.
I treat them like if the we're my equal but just a slight bit under.
No.5469727
>>5469631
Some serious advice - don't take any drugs to prevent hair loss - from what I have read, the possible side effects can completely fuck up your life.
e.g. testicular atrophy, hormonal imbalances, total loss of libido.
Shave your head, and boost your testosterone naturally - don't fuck with your body.
No.5469740
>>5469727
It's two drop you put on your head for the rest of your life. While I admit shaving my head would be better than having a bald spot. Having all my hair would be better than everything. The possible side effects are headache when the hair grow. apparently some people actually feel the hair growing an it hurt their skin. Itchy scalp. And possible acnee. Most of thos symptoms can be felt with hair coloring, so I'm not really worried. Also it work only on 4/5 men. Most men have patern balding but I have the diffuse type, it may not work on me If it dosen't I'll keep my hair short until it's visible. And once it is visible, I will just shave my head completely. And put some beard oil.
No.5469753
>>5469740
If it is a drug, research side effects first.
Finastride is one I heard can ruin your endocrine system.
No.5469763
>>5469753
No, It's called Minoxidil, it's an oil, you have to put a few drop on your scalp everyday, it take a few month to get result, but it takes a few day to lose everything it gave. In some countries you can get it in the front store, but here you got to have it prescripted to you.
No.5469819
Well fuck I'm going to sleep now.
No.5469829
Are you the same dude as the high-five dude?
No.5469836
>>5469829
Yes I am
It ended up that the highschool girl that was stalking me, was actually my neighbor girlfriend, because he was pranking me.
No.5469849
Guess I'm going to sleep at noon. But I got to take a shower first, because I jerked myself, before "going to sleep."
No.5470209
Ok so today I'm going to experiment using rap lyrics to pickup girls I'll at least 5.
So I'm asking you guys, what are some lyrics that you would like me to use?
I'll pick my favorites, unless you got dub, than I pick you, if related to topic, but you won't have any proof so it's useless to bump.
Also no bump for a comment.
No.5470214
>>5470209
Sorry, uploaded the wrong proof.
No.5470520
>>5470209
Are you being serious? Do you want a holla back girl?
Have some self respect and ask out women like any other guy would, no stupid gimmicks.
No.5470638
>>5470520
Actually my point is stop giving a fuck if women find me ridiculous or not. So for a month I will challenge my self to do thos thing that seem really embarrassing at first, but at the end are really fun. Once acting normally again, I will have a lot more confidence doing it, sinve it will be way easier then what I'm doing now.
I have no idea what a hollaback girl is, but I will be glad if you explained it to me.
No.5470792
>>5470638
That's a little unnecessary; if you find approaching women embarrassing, doing more embarrassing things isn't going to create a "tolerance" for it. You sound like you already have the key ingredient in your repertoire: not giving a fuck. It's all about how you mentally approach things. For example, if this female you're approaching immediately doesn't show interest, fuck her. She judged you superficially before you could talk to her, and isn't worth your time.
I imagine your embarrassment stems from fear of rejection, for whatever reason, be it lack of ego or pride. Your personal image is of utmost importance, it's what creates value; implies value onto other people. You, as a human, are a quality product, sell yourself as such. Everyone else is only interested because they're thrift shopping.
I use the term to refer to women that don't value themselves, where they'll be okay with literally anything you do to them, and are totally okay with you "hollering back" any old time you want. Sure, it sounds like a good time, but these women are always emotional wrecks and absolutely are not dating material. Point is, you reap what you sow. Don't. Undersell yourself. But don't wait for your adonis, either.
No.5470810
>>5469631
sex isn't important. It isn't a need, nor doesn't anything happen to you if you do or don't have it, not counting STDs of course.
People like you are why 3DPD is PD.
No.5470832
>>5470810
Sex is at the base of the Maslow pyramid.
No.5470842
>>5470832
I am 20, live alone, and have never and will never have sex, unless 2D becomes real.
I am more content then I could ever.
No.5470858
>>5470842
You should tell your doctor about that kind of stuff.
No.5470896
>>5470858
I am living proof that your little fucking pyramid is wrong.
Do you have any other argument?
No.5470945
>>5469659
>tfw 25yo kissless virgin
>See comment like this
>Feel the will the live drain from my body
Trying to get laid is literally the most difficult thing I've ever attempted. I don't understand how you get girls to want to have sex with you… And the amount of confidence it takes… Seeing people accomplish this seemingly without effort is soul crushing.
No.5471026
>>5470792
I manage drama girl, I once told a femal acquaintance of mine that I would no longer care about her telling me her problem, if she wasn't going to fuck me, she no longer speak to me and she boter some other sucker. Who tell me he is tired of hearing problem he doesn't give a shit about.
Back to the challenging myself part. I can be very confident for a few days and then stop talking to girls for a few days and I sudently lose the habits and become totally shy again, even if I had approached a girl on the buss, and ended up kissing each other at her house and sucking her tits (unfortunatly she did not touch my dick). I'm trying to build a habit by doing different things. Beside I actually have fun doing it afterward. So why not just tell me some current normie rap lyric, that normie girls enjoy, so I can surprise them with it.
No.5471027
>>5471026
Forgot to prove my op'ness
No.5471103
>>5469631
Get an escort,she'll be hotter than any ass you can pull anyway
No.5471114
>>5470945
Dude the amount of confidence I had to put my self in just to get my two girlfriends was enormous, but the second one kissed me first. Still it lasted only two week, and then she tried to bang one of my friend, who refused out of respect for me. A few time I kissed girls I met on the street. And most of the time even knowing that, the confidence it took always seem impossible to reach again. So I have to warm my self up (It dosen't even work all the time.)By doing pushup on the street, High fiving stranger, or dancing but most the time, I don't even have the motivation to do that.
And you know what I have a friend who is like 5" 4 , he is so poor he usually is happy when he got 75 cent in his account. I swear to god he chek to see how many ramen noodle in sale he can buy with it. And he always get laid. In highschool, girls were all around him I found him hilarious.
The only advice he told me, is that you got to respect her but not as much as yourself, and you got to manipulate her a bit. But I don't consider convincing someone manipulating the said person.
No.5471115
>>5470945
You know how to make it easy? Put no effort into it.
Dating women isn't like a video game, or learning something, or anything else in the man-world we live in. Women operate totally differently. So you simply stop putting in effort. Don't ever care what they're saying, always seem aloof and disinterested. If they ask to hang out with you seem ambivalent about it.
No.5471120
>>5470945
I don't think you value yourself enough. If you can't create those feelings within yourself, at least make it appear so outwardly. Then it's just a matter of acting like you value yourself enough to the point where you will actually believe it. It's not lying to yourself either, it's just an attitude change. You're just as good as anyone else, you are holding yourself back. It's not easy, nobody ever said it was. That's like getting discouraged about learning an instrument because you'll never write Beethoven-level compositions.
>>5471026
I don't think you understood what I meant, so I'll reiterate; I didn't say you COULDN'T handle drama, I'm saying if you respected your time and effort, you WOULDN'T.
Indeed, to the "challenging yourself" part: not necessary. You're confident for a few days because you have your priorities straight in your head, and as you yourself have admitted, if you stop, even for a few days, you revert back to what you believe is your "old self" purely out of habit and discouragement. Stop stop trying. That's how you make habits.
If you just want booty, confidence is key. It doesn't hurt to look after your appearance, but it's not impossible otherwise. Shutting out other people's problems makes you look cold and uncaring. It's not wrong, you're just whittling down your choices. If you don't want companionship, don't act like you do. That's why she was boring you with her problems.
You sound like you just want pussy. You put pussy on too high a pedestal.
I don't listen to niggy jiggy. Hopsin is your best bet, but you should really find your own stuff that you genuinely like. You know, because then you're not fake.
>>5471115
We're talking about autismos here. Act like it's effortless*
No.5471141
>>5471115
I'm really just warming my self up for a month, than I will bulk-approach/call/text girl, sit next to girl everytime I have to take seat, in the bus or in class. No girl in my class for the moment, but next year.
No.5471184
>>5471141
That's like applying for multiple jobs at once. What happens when you have 2 girls that want to date?
Moreover, it sounds like you're just trying for any old female. Haven't you heard the phrase "Go where the fish are"? Look for common interests. Get a normiebook page, there's tons of local communities for you to find.
No.5471200
>>5471120
I was goin to get to that point (habit) I'm trying to go out and do it every day even when I don't actually want to same thing with eating, I have a really small appetite and often find my self wanting to push it back for later, but I eat my meal anyway. Working my body and gaining weight is just a plus. The posture however is really important even in business.
As for the drama, this girl actually told me she wanted to have sex with me but kept complaining about a guy who "friendzoned" her, and allaways puting sex for later, and one day I had my full enough I just told she would eater fuck me or tell her problems to someone else, preferably a girl.
No.5471220
>>5471184
I used to feel bad about this a few days ago, because I was suppose to text back a girl to do something, but I planned to go to the cinema with my crush, so I ended up not texting the other one. After that movie I suspect my crush has been making excuses up not to meet up with me again. But anyway, I then thought to my self exactly this. It's just like applying for a lot of job at once, except I think it's good.
No.5471231
OP, there is a choice to be made. Either you want to be better than everyone, or you want to be equal. For the first choice, you are going down the right path. For the second, you will eventually come to the point where you realise you have been an asshole to the other human beings around you and you will personally feel guilt and will have to learn to be a real equal person again. None of the shit the internet talks about are real problems that apply to you, just insecurities people have about themselves, it's a problem we all have. But since you seem to have such motivation, can't you turn that into becoming a person that not only you would want to fuck, but would want to spend your life with? Your vision might be clouded by primal needs for now, but when you can see above it, never lose sight of it
No.5471239
Why don't you just loose your vriginity to a whore?
I don't know how things are in US, but here you have a wide selection of girls, and everywhere I've been to the grils are quite understanding and will help you out if you struggle, some even consider this as a fun exprience, bcs virgins tend to be very gentle unlike most guys who just drop by to dump their load.
Regular women would prob just laugh at your bed skills, and expect you to be an expert
If you don't want to become wizard
Don't be like the rest anon, fuck whores
No.5471243
>>5471200
Small appetite, eh? Got any extra-curricular habits? Because the body does these things for a reason
I hope "working your body" and "gaining weight" is referring to muscle, 'cos otherwise you're just damaging the goods. Unless you're severely underweight, in which case you do your own thing. I'm not a dietitian. Good posture is nice to have though, as is being presentable in general. But I'm sure you knew that.
>this girl told me she wanted to have sex with me
Red flag. She's either lying to hold your attention or a massive slut. I'm sure you wouldn't mind the last part though, so I suppose that's not very useful for you. Just make sure you're in an open relationship to avoid drama.
Point is, most women that are interested in you will never tell you to your face. They find it much more satisfying to have their interest reciprocated on, because then they don't have to face rejection. That, and you seem like "the one" to them.
>>5471220
Don't burn your bridges unless you have a map
>>5471231
Thiis. I get that you want to be able to go out and have a quick fling with whomever you point at, but that's not how respectable humans treat each other in our society. Don't act like you care if you really don't, and don't be surprised when you're treated the same.
>>5471239
I think he wants to go for the "alpha male" approach without any of the commitment
No.5471261
>>5471231
I took care of other people for way too long. I don't see where I have been an asshole, except to the drama girl, telling me she hear voice at nights and spirit like that. But I will be glad if you tell me where I have been an asshole. I don't pretend to care about people. I usually care about people. If I don't I won't fake it.
No.5471270
>>5471261
She's lyying. Were you interested in drama girl for her personality or her tits?
No.5471280
>>5471239
I'M actually going to do it, or with a consenting homless woman or fuck one of my gay friend butt as a last resort if after 365 day from today I don't get laid this what I'm going to do. Or take a trip to bengladesh and fuck a bunch of hooker one dollars each. But I'm giving my self the commitment to try oon every day for an entire year.
No.5471285
>>5469631
>18 years old
You aren't even a fucking apprentice.
>Almost finished my first year of college. I only had two girlfriend when I was in high-school
You are literally normie tier. Wizards never have had gfs and rarely finish or even go to college.
No.5471293
>>5471270
She was not even hot she was kind of chubby, now she starve her self to lose weight. But yes it was the personality. Not the insane part but the fact that she was nice and she was also slutty. Believe it or not I have way more respect for a girl who is easy than a girl who play game. I dont value people like jewel. The harder they are to get, the less worthy I find them.
I like a girl who is confident enough to assume her sexual desire.
No.5471450
>>5471293
>I don't value people like jewel
And you shouldn't, the value is entirely sentimental. But I suppose that would be hard to wrap your head around if you actually believe cheap tricks can have good relationships.
>Not the insane part
So you admit it, you don't ACTUALLY like her personality, you only like how willing she is to give herself away to sate your desire. You're drinking the Old Crow of women, and it's just because you like getting drunk. Again, nothing wrong with that, just don't get jealous when your drinking habit forces you to drink cheap swill your whole life.
I hear you already thinking,
>"But I like women that are confident with their sexuality!"
Where do you think this sexuality comes from? Because it's not a loving home and a regular libido. Again, possible positives, just something to keep in mind when she stabs you when you're fucking. These "less sexually enlightened" women aren't turning you down because they're stuck-up cunts that need a good dicking to get their priorities straightened out, their priorities are in an entirely different place. And they're fine if that makes you "think less" of them. They honestly couldn't care less what you think.
Come back and complain when you're actually serious about losing your virginity. Because the way you're acting is indicative of someone that hasn't bothered growing up. You haven't even tried to expand on why you've been having these personal issues, just acknowledging that you're having trouble and never reflecting on possibilities why, possibly because the answer might upset you. I've even tried lightly hinting at these possible issues, and you never acknowledged any of it.
You. You're the problem. You are literally creating your own problems for yourself, past present and future.
But I suppose that's why we're all here, to some degree. Whatever. Do whatever you want. Not like it's going to fucking change anything.
No.5471526
>>5471450
I don't get your point.
Neither do I get where I once complained.
I'm writing a diaries, where I explain the action I am taking in order to reach my goal (that seem so easy to achive by some people ), rather than not talking to anybody and staying at my parent home all day.
No.5471565
>>5471526
Fine, one more.
>I don't get your point
You not getting the point IS my point. You don't appear to be mentally mature enough to comprehend why you shouldn't be putting forth such effort towards a slut. So go learn your own lessons. It's the only way you'll learn.
>I'm writing a diary
Yeah, and then you're going to get discouraged and stop writing in it. Jesus christ you are thick.
No.5473410
Ok, so I did it, 2 hapened by accident because a gy in a car was pourly singing something and I did the same to walkers who were singing along.
One girl was just weirded out and puted her earbuds back on.I connected with one girl and she gave me her number, it's a long distance, I texted an hoped it was not a fake. On of the girl I had a long conversation with but did not give me her number. Also I'm currently texting alot of my female contact, one of witch we used to make dirty joke to eachother a few month ago. Most of them a recent contact, I will try to get one home, or at least meet up with one of them.
No.5474189
Tomorrow, I will go on a rampage approach, I will do the most girl I can have a conversation with one after the other, without letting more than 30 second between the girls.
No.5474195
How hard can it be to get some pussy.
Women regularly approach me for the dick.
You have to be a complete autist or an ugly motherfucker to still be a virgin.
No.5474297
>>5474195
The worst that I really could have lost my virginity when I was 15, I told my girlfriend I had condoms in my room, she climbed the stares with me and then I hesitated and said we should wait. ( It's the decision i regret the most of my entire life.)
No.5475574
>>5471114
>high fiving strangers
For fuck's sake
are you that fucking guy from that one thread?
No.5475575
I became a wizard for the sake of doing so. Got laid shortly after wizarddom achieved. Very mediocre. Dated much younger girl (19 and very petite). Extremely tight and much better but still not worth the effort (shortly after we hooked up she moved an hours drive away, schedules made it basically an arrangement of "drive an hour, fuck, drive an hour". I actually like cuddling more than fucking, but while cuddling, dick goes "eh bro, lets get our fuck on" so it happens. All told the whole package ain't worth a tenth the effort people put into that shit. Don't worry about it. Just find a slutty inexperienced girl while you're young. If you wanna fuck a lot, get snipped. Condoms are fucking horrible. I go from cumming when I want to, to pounding away for an hour praying I'll manage to cum before I collapse from exhaustion. They kill the experience that fucking much. I've had sex that lasted 3 hrs because I couldn't come without being so rough it hurt the girl and condom had to stay on, about an hour in, we both just wanted to stop and let me jack off to finish, but neither of us said anything, eventually she bit the pillow and I sprinted across the finish line. I'm a sadist, so shit was actually pretty cash.
No.5475592
>>5475574
Yes but the thread got lost.
No.5475593
>>5475575
How do you know, that she was much better, if you used to ve a wizard.
No.5475611
here's a nice strat bros
>meet qt girl at a bar or restaurant or some shit, make sure she isn't and wasn't ever a smoker
>everytime you two talk get her something to drink or some shit
>secretly put nicotyn in every drink
>slowly keep adding more
>she'll get addicted to seeing you
>ask her out after she becomes addict
>if no don't put any nicotyn in her drink
>stop talking to her
>she'll automatically come back, and when she does, give her a shitton of nicotyn for being a good girl
>get gf
you can probably do this twice+ so that you have two girls and be a pimp
No.5477311
Well fuck it's late and it will be hard to find that much people. No fap for me tonight.
No.5477326
>>5475611
That's as awesome as it is horrible.
No.5478312
I texted a girl with who we usually texted sexual humour, asked when she was free, I hope it lead somewhere. She's probably asleep now, I'll probably get an answer tomorrow.
No.5478324
I texted a girl with who we usually texted sexual humour, asked when she was free, I hope it lead somewhere. She's probably asleep now, I'll probably get an answer tomorrow.
No.5478330
I texted a girl with who we usually texted sexual humour, asked when she was free, I hope it lead somewhere. She's probably asleep now, I'll probably get an answer tomorrow.
No.5478332
>>5478312
>>5478324
>>5478330
Sorry for fucking tripleposting.
No.5478335
>>5478330
dude pls stop. i cant handle all this cringe
No.5478358
>>5478335
You came for the sole purpose of cringing, didn't you?
No.5479531
>>5475611
A genius and a dub, what more can we ask, thanks anon.
No.5480734
>>5478312
Turn out she now have a boyfriend, so I asked if she could introduce me to some of her friends with the same type of humor.
No.5485359
Shit I lost the page from my open tab, luckily I was abble to find while it wasstill in page 12.
No.5485561
I currently do not feel anything, no desire, no emotion, no anxiety no excitement. Sometime it happens my emotions stop for a day. I know that if I do nothing, I will regret it the next I work on my grades, make plans with friends, because I know that even if I have no interest now, later I will. The girl I usually love keep making excuse not to go on other activity with me and it make me feel nothing.
No.5485588
>>5480734
>Women have a sense of humour
No, they have to learn that from men.
So now you know, a women who has a sense of humor has had a lot of dick, and if you think that she's funny she'll cuck you.
No.5486590
>>5485588
So if a girl think I'm funny she's more likely to get my dick.
No.5486633
I approached a girl who was hot she seemed as socially awkward as me. This might be good, because it was the case for the two girl that went out with me. I'll call her later on today. Right now my parents are blasting annoying music.
Also afterward, I approached a bunch of women in a row, to show them funny picture on my phone, just to binge conversate.
No.5488010
No.5491203
I left her an akward voicemail. She's probably not even going to call back.
No.5492226
She didn't call back, as expected.
Tomorrow I will maintaine an eye contact every time I have a conversation with a girl. I will not look away once, and if ever I do well, no fap for me once again.
No.5493258
I also need to do my half of the project the same day it is due.
No.5495190
I finished the project, but the last page is copypasted, I need to find synonyms, so it dosen't become obvious.
Also I most remember to maintain, an eye contact with every girl I approach today, or else no fap.
No.5499710
I'm currently doing a rubic cubes, I've never solve it, but I'm feeling lucky today.
No.5499857
>>5469631
why would you NOT want to be a fucking awesome wizard
No.5499877
>>5492226
Give us the results.
No.5486633
Maybe share some of the pictures?
No.5499897
>>5499877
Last time I oploaded a picture, I let my excif on.
No.5499909
>>5499897
Put it through paint or something, should solve the problem.
No.5499948
Ok I screenshoted it. There is the first cross.
No.5499981
So ill try to put the bottom corner at the top.
No.5500168
Only thing left is the bottom.
No.5500196
>>5500168
Learn your ZZ algorithms, pleb
No.5500210
>>5500168
Just here to brag
No.5500224
>>5500210
Idk why the image is so small
No.5500499
Holly shit I finilly did it. I was supposed to do a homwork that is marked.
No.5500519
>>5500224
>>5500210
Damn that's a cool ass collection.
Do you have wood brainteaser as well?
No.5500527
>>5500519
Nope, never even heard of them. What's that? A wooden slidy-puzzle thing?
No.5500557
>>5500527
Does thing. They are a few at my local store for a low price. I'm going to by a new one, but I have to keep in mind to approach women/girls everyday.
No.5500565
>>5500557
Looks very cool, I'll make sure to keep an eye out for them. Thanks anon
No.5500573
This one is known as the easiest, because they are only 3 piece, so looking for instruction really make the solving meaningless.
No.5500613
>>5499877
Well I ended up not having conversation, therefore I did allow my self to fap. But two girl made kept smilling at me So I kept an eyes contact with them from the other floor as we walked. It was weird. I was just looking dow stare and caught them staring at me. Unfortunately I did not talk to them. As when I took the escalator, they took the opposite one. I will try aggain today.
No.5500618
>>5500613
>>5499877
Also at first I thought you wanted me to show picture of the resulth of thr rubik cube.
No.5500677
>willingly giving up wizard powers
No.5501593
If I had an unlimited time to live and still had the education found, my parent gave me, I would wait until I become a wizard, while I get a PhD in history, just so I can pretend I was there, when people ask me question about historical event in a 100 years from now. Be like hell yeah I was there when people tried to kill Rasputin.
I'm the one who translated, king Richard speech in english, now that I think of it, my english was really bad at the time, and I created a declaration of war by mistranslation.
No.5502279
>>5500618
>>5499877
Oh wooaaw, I finally did it, Only talked to 3 girls. I wanted to do more but, the last one said she had a boyfriend, however somehow, I ended up being given permission to fondle her breasts, we had a nice conversations. We exchanged number. She texted me first. I think we are going see each other again. I don't care weither she want to cheat on her bf, or simply don't mind being touched, this is probably the best I'll have ever made, better than the one I actually have since the 9th grade. I'll invite her to hangout at my house we are probably just going to watch tv or gamming but boobs are nice and having a female friend can actually teach me about other female. And since it's a great house in a pretty nice neighborhood, it will probably make her want to come more often afterward.
One thing is sure I definitely allow my self to fap to this tonight.
No.5502789
No.5502830
>>5502279
Oh yeah I forgot to finish my sentence I meant best friend I'll ever had. Because my best friend since the 9th grade don't have tits, therefore she would make a better friend then him.
No.5502837
>>5502789
Thanks I'll try not to get caught by her bf.
No.5503364
No.5503554
No.5506035
Ok so today I approached only one girl. Gave her a compliment then changed the conversation without any transition. We she said she had a boyfriend with the same name as me, but we had a great conversation. I'm getting better at maintaining a long conversation then I was at first, I also holded a long eye contact. But since approaching only one girl a day is not enough, I will not allow myself to fap today.
No.5507618
Tomorrow I will try again to maintain long eyes contact and give compliment and change subject.
No.5507667
>>5507618
I envy your determination.
No.5507714
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when i turned 26 i went to the brothel to lose my V
it was anti climactic as fuck when i was done i was all like "That was it?" henestly dude fapping feels better anyway
No.5507985
>>5507714
That's part of my last plan. If after a year or two from when I started, I still didn't get laid, I will probably invite a homless girl, to my house for the nightor an abandoned one in exchange for sex. Option number two is I go to india, and see how many girls I can fuck for 300 $. If for some reason I couldn't find any prostitutes, I going to fuck a gay friend in the ass a last result. But I doubt I will get to the last point.
No.5508102
>>5507985
I mean't the plan I keep for last
No.5510611
Today I approached one girl, my eyecontact still need pratice. I did not flirt with her, witch is counterproductive. When I asked for her number, she said I could add her on Facebook, witch I doubt will go anywhere. I still have to approach at least 5 girls today. I try to skip transition after flirt as I'm not confortable doing so.
Also I haven't worked out in a few week, and I lost weight. I have to gain it back before I even try to gain more muscle mass.
No.5510635
>>5469631
A college degree is literally nothing. You ain't shit unless you have at the very least a masters degree in something.
No.5510664
As a 35yo kv there are some positives nobody thinks about
-no kids
-no worry of STDs
-can work a lot of overtime or anything without having to coordinate your time with anyone
-save a lot of money since you never go out or on dates
-can have the housethe way you want it and dont need to clean the way the woman wants it
Just have to weigh that with crippling depression and a sexual itch that will never be scratched and the feeling that you always doubt yourself because if you cant get a gf when literally everyone else can then you must be doing everything else wrong
Decisions decisions…
No.5510798
>>5510635
Yea I know but where I'm from you have to go to college an then university.
No.5511146
i still don't get how virginity makes you a wizzard.
>FYI 20 and still a virgin.
No.5511668
>>5511146
Either you aquire so much knoledge from bingsurfing the net or you just become one of the most powerful wizard on whatever online game you play.
No.5511682
Today nothing special hapeened I did not even go to St-Patrick party hosted by the school. In college now a day you will get bullied by some feminist organisation if you hit on drunk girls so I don't see the point.
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No.5518519
Today end up chill friwnd house, hope can i troduce .me.. some ..girl.
->dosen'tmake sens butt still bump.
No.5519702
I'm still a little high. I'Ll go outside once I sober up.
No.5519763
>>5510798
you likely wont even get a job if you dont aim for masters
No.5521145
>doing all that for female attention
what a faggot. Consider suicide
No.5522356
>>5519763
You realise that's bullshit right?
You don't even need a master to be a marketing technician.
No.5522364
>>5521145
Say a guy who drink his own cum.
No.5522390
Show us your dick. This will be the deciding factor
No.5523130
>>5522390
>This will be the deciding factor
So all I have to do is manage to get invited to a party and then show my dick to every body inthe room, so tha girls will run after me to suck my dick?
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No.5525781
>>5523333
Holly shit I got a quads on my side. I will not fail you anon.
No.5527560
Did squat yesterday, today is sleepeating day.
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No.5528303
i get pussy all day and dont even try
No.5528357
Step 1.
Make a tinder profile.
Step 2.
Swipe right on everyone.
Step 3.
if you have no standards, eventually someone will swipe right on you.
Step 4.
Don't be a total loser, and actually try talking to the girl.
Step 5.
Fuck her.
I have given you the tools of life.
It's really not that hard, i'm like a 6/10 and i still managed to hook up with two girls this month alone.
No.5530542
>>5528357
I'm just afraid to suck so much at social interaction, that My profile and message will end up as a meme.
No.5530546
>>5528303
Good for you, I'm not getting any student debt an I did not even try. What's your point? some people just have it easier.
No.5530555
>>5528357
/b/ro am a 10/10 and i haven't had sex for 20 years
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No.5530568
No.5532102
>>5530555
I don't get the point of being attractive, if not to get laid.
Unless you tell me it help you with your clients in your business.
No.5538642
Today I approached only 3 girs, didn't go anywear. I sent a risky text to my crush, and that's about it.
No.5539546
>>5469692
Next time I won't be so shy
No.5540891
>>5539546
Neither do I, but getting a girl number was way easier in high school then in college.
I guess I should go back to going at a cafeteria table, turn my head to table in my rear, and ask a hot girl, hey would you like to fuck? And if she say no be like ok and act lie nothing ever happen, man i had some serious balls back then.
No.5540906
>>5530542
Tinder is for whores. If you want a cutie who can cook, drop $40 on a christianmingle membership. Even if you hate christianity, you can find girls just as awkward as you, most sheltered from church life. Sure you may have to go to church once in awhile but sacrificing one hour every so often is better than that black hole you feel inside every day.
No.5541023
>>5540906
Won't she want to wait for marriage to have sex?
Where I'm from most people go to church for funeral, marriage, easter, baptisim, and most of all Chrismass, the rest of the year no one care, unless they are old, black, or immigrant (not that I have a problem with any of them.), so finding a girl in my area is going to be hard, unless I go to the city next door, I see religious protest every day when I walk there.
What type of christian are they? Protestant, Catholic, Orthodox…
No.5541037
>>5540906
Also did you mean litteral whore that will make you pay a houdred buck, or just slutty girls.
No.5541047
>>5541023
That is a possibility, but in my experience repressed sexual urges makes it easier to exploit once they trust you. A little neck kissing and their head is flooded with desire and thinking becomes hard for them.
No.5541068
>>5541037
I meant slut. Sluts don't just fuck anyone though, they all fuck the same 12 Chads. Thats why you hear of guys who have fucked 100+ women. Sluts have standards, lonely girls less so.
No.5541477
>>5541068
>he same 12 Chads. Thats why you hear of guys who have fucked 100+ women. Sluts have standards, lonely girls less so.
How do you become one of the 12 chad?
No.5541499
>>5541493
I was tinking about talking about this anime here.
No.5541503
>>5541501>>5541502
You can stop now.
No.5543346
you can do whatever u wish
No.5546340
You know, you can just get a prostitue.
No.5547104
>>5546340
we approached this topic earlier