No.5485582
Why are you still a virgin?
Tell us what went wrong.
No.5485596
>>5485582
Well, there was this one time when i fucked that drunk emo chick …. back in 2009
No.5485615
>>5485582
>Tell us what went wrong.
Saw what men did for sex, and how women used it.
Came to think of it as business transaction, and that I didn't want anything to do with it.
19 now, have little to no attraction to 3DPD, and I look at everyone with mistrust.
Males are self-appointed white knights that would gladly attack me if they thought it would lead to sex, and women are hypergamous parasites that only see me for what I can do for them.
No.5485619
was never and am not and probably wont ever be attracted to girls
since i was 13 the only real sexual fantasy i had was to be a submissive slave for older men, but im scared of actually meeting up with one.
i want to get medication for my social anxiety and work out and take care of my appearance, then become a live-in slave for someone. if something goes wrong i'd just kill myself.
No.5485623
>>5485619
>pic will be you
No.5485641
>>5485582
> I was that kid in class that never held any hands.
> Girls prefer not to talk to me.
I have given up on 3D scum.
Other guys look to me like pussy thirsty fags.
I know I am a permavirgin so 2D for life.
No.5485775
>>5485615
That's some heavy stereotyping, not all people are like that.
No.5485791
>>5485775
Not all tigers will try to kill and eat me, but it still isn't a good idea to be in the same environment with tigers.
No.5485848
I'm an unfunny and boring person, with no genuine interests whatsoever.
I think it's enough condition for staying a virgin.
No.5485856
>>5485848 here, also lazy, insecure, no motivation and so on and so on.
No.5485869
>>5485623
thats where i belong anyway
No.5485871
>>5485869
not necessarily into blacks though
No.5485903
Social anxiety, introversion, and add a dash of probable asperger's to the mix for good measure. That said, it's a lot better than when I was a teenager.
I just don't think I'd get on very well in a relationship. I need a lot of personal space and someone open minded and level headed. That and I don't find most women physically attractive as they seem to have too broad a frame.
Really just don't feel that compatible with other people tbh.
No.5485912
I cannot be fucking bothered to go through the effort to fuck a girl. My hand does that fine. In order to simply go and fuck a girl I would need to
>actually find one that's worth fucking
>need to put on a facade to woo her
>usually would need to schedule a time to meet up
>have to put up with boring as fuck talking, and women are boring as shit
>would at some point need to do cuddle or just simply talk
None of these are in order. Nor are all of these going to happen at once.
All of that shit for 15-30 minutes of action? No thanks.
No.5485958
Just toasting to say i'm not virgin and i love sex :^)
No.5485967
>>5485582
>>>5485582
>I'm still not find a girl that deserve my godly cock in their pussy. But at least I'm not a backdoor-virgin
No.5485972
>>5485967
damn, i messed up my post, just like my butthole
No.5485977
No.5486045
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>>5485967
back to india you go pajeet
ENGLISH ONLY
USA
ENGLISH ONLY
USA
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USA
No.5486116
>>5485582
She… She's not here anymore. I wish that wasn't true. I wish everything would be alright one time or another, but it won't.
I tried anons, I tried with other girls. Every single time I tried… Her lovely smile flashed before my eyes, her wonderful voice echoed in my head saying "I love you". I once promised her I will never stop loving her. And I did not.
Oh, how I wish to join her wherever she is now…
No.5486210
Because I dont fuck just anybody for the sake of losing virginity
There is nothing wrong with virginity, it changes nothing in your life.
It's like ripping a huge fart. It feels awesome for that brief moment and after that it becomes void in your thought.
No.5486238
Deep problems with trust and confidence, no thanks to an upbringing through violence, abuse and fear, which eventually led to being homeless for an entire year as a child.
Built up so many walls that I'm quite sure I've nulled out all of what's required to both initiate and engage in such a thing.
No.5486255
>>5485582
I'm not a virgin. There's a bitch called life that screws me all the time!
No.5487040
>Lived in very small all white town
>Was shy awkward kid with few friends
>All my friends move away by the end of middle school
>By high school I was seen as the weird loner
>Got really fat during this time too, so I became the fat weird loner
>Tried to talk to girls at school sometimes but always made fun of and/or rejected, very badly at times.
>Realize the girls in my small all white have zero interest in me
>Occasionally go to a youth group in a near by city where a few non-white girls are nice to me, but realize im too fat for any of them to see me as anything more than a friend.
>Start to hate white girls and give up
Now Im fairly /fit/ but still think women don't have any interest in me despite basically being what most women my age are looking, or so Ive been told. Also its seems impossible to find a good non-white woman here. I tried a long distance relationship with a non-white, but it didn't workout
No.5487048
I lost my virginity when I was 18, but I think I've turned back into a virgin again.
Is that in any way possible? Literally no, but once you are alone for so long, what happened?
No.5487070
>>5485582
at this point i just don't want to risk passing on the genes that resulted in a piece of shit like me
i wouldn't wish my genes upon anyone.
No.5487089
Because sex for the sake of sex is meaningless and without pleasure
No.5487208
Years of bullying in school shaped me into a misanthrope who can't be bothered to try and get laid or make friends
No.5487234
>was a handsome guy until 15, pretty rich in my original country.
>mom tricked me with her bastard
husband to come to USA to have "a better life" and "better education".
>bio father paid my mom 100k usd to get me to USA. drained his almost life savings and kept wire me money for 3 yrs.
>after i got off the plane i was dreaming ivy league school with competitive environment.
>mom got all the money and the step dad ask me for $1k per month to live there, worst food with a room bathroom sized for me, just 1 small window.
>no money, no friends, i got to usa at summer, never went out and play, need to get gps every time i go to school.
>i was attending the best private school in my country in the area, then I was attending a poor community public school.
>guys and girls there are soo ugly and stupid, thus they are trying to make a life instead of having one.
>starts to being depressed, fat and no friends. the school was soo ez that the knoledge they teach were what I learnt from fifth grade.
>then i start to lost my mind and confidence, i start to absent a lot, and fat, whenever I was forced back to school, those s.o.b.s were taunting me asking where i went, I told them i went back to my original country.
>i start to dream when i was free, dreaming about my old life and my potential gf back there.(she told me she love me at the airport and will wait me to return).
>got only 1100 on sat, i just didnt look at the question at all, even i do, i wont have any money to go to ivy league schools, also my mom and step dad wont pay for me for the government student loan.
>now I weight 300lbs, earning less than 1k per month, never stepped in to any college door, my gf heard what happened to me then she never talked to me again.
>my life now fked up, cant do a thing except work and /b/ and league of legends… oh and eat a lot.
>and my mom is being extremely verbal abusive, if i dont get her enough money she will be hysterical for few hours repeating few same sentences.
> I just wanna save up some money and buy a gun, a bullet in the head, I will rest in peace.now I owe some money from my relatives, i will pay them back first.
>hopefully I will reborn in a rich and well mannered family with love, I just want to live a good life.
No.5487275
I am not a virgin, I get fucked by Uncle Sam all the time.
No.5487304
Years of watching every relationship around me crash and burn for over two decades has left me more than a little trigger shy towards dating. kind of a pessimist towards it all. I am not entirely sure how to go about finding a hooker, even though it seems like common sense.
No.5487346
>>5487234
What country are you originally from?
No.5487438
>>5485582
Because I can control my dick and my wife is worth it.
All according to plan
No.5487599
Girls talk to me just fine, even hot ones. Some of them have shown interest and flirt with me. But I just can't talk for the sake of talking. It always end up in akwqrd silences.
Now most of them think I'm gay cause I never hit on them.
Kill me
No.5487601
>>5486255
>>5487275
XD smdh lmao tbh fam dead af rn foreal foreal
No.5487622
>>5487089
>outrageous claim
>doesnt even pretend to back it up with experience or reason
No.5487645
>>5487601
Fucking speak intelligible English you damn nignog.
No.5487676
>>5487645
I was posting cancer because the replies were cancerous jokes even the most whitest of dads would agree were corny. Try and keep up
No.5487682
>>5485582
im saving my virginity for marriage.
No.5487711
>>5487599
you should start cracking jokes about how socially awkward you are.
think of it kinda like girls that get into nerd culture. nobody wants to fuck the girl in cokebottle glasses and wiry hair that avoids everyone else, but every normie in the world would love a go-around with the "LOL, IM SUCH A NERD XD" kind.
go for the latter and you'll be fine
No.5487746
>>5487682
You couldnt be more of a faggot but I still am curious why?
Also
>saving
>implying you have a
If you were tbh have you actually had any concrete, cant-miss, 100 percent chances and turned the girl/guy down cause muh marriage?
>>5487711
If you are actually socially awkward, then making a joke about how awkward you are only makes you look worse. Only confident people can make jokes about themselves and have others laugh with anything other than sympathy.
No.5487765
>>5487746
I might do the same. For me, it would be a matter of it being with someone special instead of some bitch I might never see again.
No.5487767
>>5487746
>have you actually had any concrete, cant-miss, 100 percent chances and turned the girl/guy down cause muh marriage?
i told her to marry me first.
shit was pretty awkward.
No.5487786
>>5487234
>> I just wanna save up some money and buy a gun, a bullet in the head, I will rest in peace.now I owe some money from my relatives, i will pay them back first.
Follow your dreams son, I have faith in you
No.5487798
There are tiny bumps on my penis that pop like pimples, hair growing on the shaft up to the foreskin, and the foreskin is fused to the glans in a half circle on the underside of it.
No.5487986
>>5487765
>>5487767
Why?
Sex isnt some sacred thing. It is something you can do with someone you care about or it is something you can do with someone just to get a release but either way it isnt a big deal
No.5488028
>>5487986
Eh, I know. I'd just prefer it to be that way. Can you respect that preference of mine? I'm not saying that there should be absolutely zero premarital sex, I just prefer having lasting relationships with people in general.
No.5488036
>>5487986
>Sex isnt some sacred thing.
kill yourself, degenerate
No.5488113
>>5488036
kill yourself, /pol/
No.5488134
>>5488028
>>5488028
So what about a long term girlfriend? Most of the time you are more in love with them than most married couples act anyway
>>5488036
buttmad virgin detected
Having sex isnt degenerate just cause its not the puritan faggot way of life. To be a "degenerate" is to not generate or knowingly harming yourself with drugs/alcohol etc. If you have safe sex or just dont have to ever get an abortion there is no negative side effects.
tldr; stop spouting memes and get laid you gigantic faggot
No.5488407
>>5487986
yeah no, not sacred, just the single most important accomplishment that a sexually-reproducing animal can achieve (albeit made somewhat less important by the existence of birth control and abortion).
being able to convince another discerning human being that you would be a favorable specimen with whom to reproduce is tantamount to existential validation. reproduction is what living things exist to do, it's how living things continue to exist. if you're not capable of reproducing, your genes will not continue to exist and it could be argued that you do not deserve to exist in the first place.
sex is the critical path for humanity. without it, humans never would have existed and/or would cease to exist. it is far and away the closest thing to 'sacred' (whatever that even really means) that exists. sex is potentially the most powerful force in the universe.
No.5488434
>>5488134
>implying there's a way to not be degenerate other than puritanism
No.5488475
>>5488407
wow, so much bullshit, so much projecting one's own values
No.5488533
>>5488475
oh it's bullshit? darn. i honestly thought that i'd laid out a cogent and reasoned argument, but if it's just bullshit because you said so i guess i'll just stop believing it.
my 'values' are that of verifiable reality. yours, on the other hand, apparently do not include concern for life itself. "jus get laid luser lol! here's a reaction image!"
it's that kind of cavalier attitude to human existence that is causing most of the problems in the world. people don't take themselves or the universe seriously and we end up with reality tv and pop music and drugs and alcohol. you think it's cool to just not care about anything. you are why the human race will go extinct.
No.5488629
>>5488533
>if it's just bullshit because you said so i guess i'll just stop believing it.
I am just being entertained by your stupidity. I am not trying to convince you of anything. You can believe whatever magic shit you want to, as long as you aren't a zealot.
>my 'values' are that of verifiable reality
hmmm… well
>just the single most important accomplishment that a sexually-reproducing animal can achieve
isn't verifiable reality. A person that invents a machine that is able to rearrange atoms into any form of matter has accomplice something much greater then a million people achieving reproductive success.
>jus get laid luser lol! here's a reaction image!
this is me >>5485615
I am not advocating a care free fuck as many women as you can life style.
>it's that kind of cavalier attitude to human existence that is causing most of the problems in the world
yes. It isn't due to people dealing with scarcity, nope, it is because people don't care enough.
>not care about anything. you are why the human race will go extinct.
Didn't know I had that much power. I away thought it would be due to fractional banking, pollution, dwindling resources, and war.
No.5488639
>>5488407
>sex is potentially the most powerful force in the universe.
yea, try fucking a meteor out of its collision course with earth. see how that works out.
No.5488642
Nah imma top level wizzard and im gonna rekt y'll with my m4d magick skillz
No.5489906
No.5489927
>>5487622
Fucking some random party slut you met 5 minutes ago is no different from fucking a salami with hole in it. Yes, this is a hyperbole, don't be a retard.
Good sex is when watching your partner orgasm or feel good brings you great pleasure
No.5489937
I feel sorry for any guy who will never feel the love of a woman.
Not really, fuck those ugly bastards.
No.5489962
>>5485623
Is that Sweden present day.
No.5490030
>itt: pathetic excuses
you fucking nerds are so pathetic, getting laid is not fcking hard
>inb4 buh muh spesho moment
if you didnt fall in love in highschool and live out katy perry's teenage dream, sucks to be you bruh, it was great
No.5490294
im not virgin only coz i have fucked an escort once
No.5493102
It is many things but in truth I am ugly and the majority of my life I was fat. Two things girls definitely hate
Ive never been noticed by a girl enough for one to even flirt or talk to me let alone ask me out on a date
Then comes my own mind where I think Im a huge failure and that fucks me in the head because I dont talk because Im pretending conversations in my head which never happen. Girls apparently like guys who just talk and are brash and have fun but that is not and was never who I was or how I acted
As I got older I just kept on getting more fearful. Rejection/Kids/STDs/Court and multiple other things honestly have scared me away from having a relationship especially as a 30+ male
I read a long time ago that with old age is supposed to come wisdom and peace of mind but I havent found an inkling of either. I have just added more things Im worried about to the previous liats and hate myself even. ore
Dying alone/Leaving no legacy/Dying a virgin/Job security/Housing
So many things seem to jump out at you every year with age and you just feel overwhelmed and drowning. It is like everyone can be an adult except you. Feels like you missed a class or the "adult switch" in your head just never came on. Girls might as well be aliens since I never understand them
Television and books have gotten boring. Even masturbation is tiresome more often than not
I wosh so bad this was just a phase I was going through. Praying every night I just find a purpose to keep me going. Sucks when you have no passions or hobbies
No.5493187
No.5493195
>>5485791
Same argument feminazis use, but at least you're not publicly shaming people for it or trying to force an agenda, so it's OK in my book.
No.5493213
>>5487622
I can back it up with experience. I couldn't cum and it wasn't very pleasurable.
No.5493217
>>5493102
>>5493187
>Feels like you missed a class or the "adult switch" in your head just never came on.
On second thought, that's pretty relatable. I'm 21 and I just got my license.
No.5493231
>>5493195
Unfortunately, it's one of the only ones that I can't refute apart from making the unappealing claim that we shouldn't force rules on all individuals for the shortcomings of a few.
No.5493235
>>5493195
What the fuck is going on in that picture
Is that ayy lmao?
No.5493245
>>5493195
>it's OK in my book.
well, as long as it is okay in your book. I was so worried it wouldn't be fine with you.
and fuck you for trying to delegitimatize my argument by trying to associate it with retarded groups that use it.
Attack the argument, not the people that use it.
No.5493253
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because 2d is master race
No.5493272
>>5485582
I want to get married first.
No.5493279
>>5493245
Come to think of it, it's apples to oranges anyways.
SJWs want to impose their beliefs through rules on others, and you do not. It's up to you what you do with your own body.
No.5493285
>>5493272
But I am afraid it would be very difficult.
I can fornicate wide a wide variety of females, hard and easy ones, but I want to marry a woman who is compatible with me. Hardly any look the part either (I'm pretty strict with on clothing).
No.5493312
>>5490030
I'm not even against what you said. Fucking someone is not even hard, assuming you "care" enough about it. Even betas manage to do it sometimes, and since I mentioned them, I'll just point out the obvios tells of you being one.
>says: ur all losers, bruh lol XDDD ( ° ʖ °)
>namefag
What kind of insecurities does one have to have to avatarpost in a shitty /b/ thread where nothing important is being discussed?
No.5493324
>>5493279
Thanks for spelling that rather simple concept out.
No.5493327
>>5493312
>taking 2/10 ironic b8
No.5493344
>>5493327
It's okay anon. We all know you were just pretending to be a retard.
No.5493385
>>5493344
>implying that was me
No.5493400
My father left when I was 9 months old.
>inb4 black, because I'm not
There are certain instinctual urges that do not develop without a father figure. I have since come to view sexual relations as an unnecessary distraction.
No.5493536
Me? Married? But… I have the dress…!
No.5493586
>>5493400
is that true?
My father wasn't around either, and I don't have the urge to lose my virginity
No.5493613
>Why are you still a virgin?
26 y/o
Asperger / some type of autism spectrum I suspect
Partly upbringing, both parents are dumb, low-watt brain
A combination of fear of talking to girls, which I still haven't gotten over and quasi-religious guilt
Nietzsche described religion and I suppose Christianity in particular, as a formalized disgust with human nature. A sentiment I can understand and I'm certainly disgusted with people.
I've always been racist since I was little. I think this rage is a burden and living in a black area for some time made me suspicious of the type of society I even live in. There is no trust and no structure to develop a precious romance.
Adding to the weirdness, I'm big, well-spoken with a good voice and relatively good looking
Slowly realized the animalism that goes into fucking, it's almost like you have to be unaware of being a primate to really give yourself over to it. you cum and you become a person again and it's just such a dumb thing
Smart dumb guy
My strategy has become to find just one girl and call it a victory
No.5493624
>>5493613
>racist
leave and stay at your circejerk MASSIVE FAGGOT.
No.5493625
>>5493245
>being this much of a sensitive faggot
>muh argument
My point was that what you act upon what you think IS the argument.
I disagree being wary of all women like that for a few examples is very reasonable, the same way some women treat all men as potential rapists. But the difference is in your actions. Feminazis have huge propaganda campaigns against men and shit on their rights, publicly shame them, publicly play victim,etc. What you do is more like a personal preference. I think that's an OK and healthy thing to do.
Again, I'm not trying to deligitimise your argument. My point was your reasoning is not very solid if we were to take it to the scale they take it to, but for a personal preference it's OK to do.
No.5493678
>>5493625
So you just replied to me for no reason?
We aren't arguing. As you said before, it is just a preference. Neither one of us can be right or wrong. I don't think it is a good idea to trust any woman, you feel differently. So in the end we are just talking about feelings which translates into talking about nothing. So again. Why the fuck did you feel it necessary to reply to my fucking post with no perceivable justification?
Do you just like writing shit out?
No.5493740
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Because I'm not socially adept and I'm not able to make jokes and can't come up with any.
If it were so simple to get laid then everyone would have done it.
Go fuck yourself OP
No.5493754
>>5493740
No virgins here…
No.5493763
if you're >20 and still a virgin please buy yourself a sheet of acid
the rest will fall into place
No.5493771
>>5493763
Wow you're so cool bro
No.5493784
>>5488407
>your genes will not continue to exist and it could be argued that you do not deserve to exist in the first place.
Tell that to all the 3rd world fuck rabbits.
No.5493795
Because I'm a dumb fuck.
Two weeks ago a girl I know phoned me to tell me she was drunk and alone.
I responded that I had stuff to do.
Hasn't spoken to me since.
I such a dumbass, I should have known they can't cope with the tiniest bit of sexual frustration.
No.5494461
>>5493536
So, you are getting married?
No.5494467
>>5485582
Women are mainly fucking stupid and get on my nerves.
No.5495366
>>5487234
>bathroom sized for me, just one small window
you got a window!?
eh.. i had a very small.. room.. under the stairs. but i am thankful for it, i would certainly have been killed if it weren't for the kindness of my aunt and her family.
i don't want to be ungrateful, but i am so glad to be out of that place! my cousin was such a bully.
No.5497013
It's illegal in my state for anyone over the age of 15 who hasn't had a sexual encounter yet to attempt to have one.
No.5498494
>>5485791
You are also a tiger, don't forget that.
No.5501140
>>5498494
I'd rather be the one who shoots the tiger with a rifle from afar
No.5501184
No.5501223
>>5498494
you're a human in the analogy
No.5501252
Because I can't get out of the friendzone.
Even if you'd say this doesn't exist, I am THE friend.
I know a lot of girls. Even more girls than guys. I don't even fucking know anymore.
I have no trouble making a lot of friends and I can talk about anything, make people laugh and all. But I never had a girlfriend. I'm 20 but it sucks to understand that you'll never know teenage love
Girls often ask me why I don't have GF and the only answer I have is "Well I don't know."
Girls who are taken often tell me that I'm have everything a girl can dream of for a boyfriend
I have no complex
My dick is big enough
I'm a 6ft, skinny teenager
I do a lot of stuff, music, sports, art, cooking and shit
I've been to more parties than I can count, got drunk most of the times
I dress like the normiest normie
Yet I'm alone
No.5501327
>>5485582
I like jerking off and the years of browsing imageboards and watching porn I come to find myself unable to stand softcore porn or just straight porn and most girls I see don't even turn me on because I just can go home and jerk off to hotter ones thanks to the internet.
No.5501338
No.5501355
There was this girl I liked, An artist-to-become who liked anime in the same way I do, I fell at first sight, so I tried my best to let her know my feelings, and one day, whe I finally got the balls to say it, she replied, "I like girls". And that's how I'm still a virgin.
No.5501366
>>5485582
You're pathetic. You think getting laid is an achievement? Anybody can get laid. I just prefer to fap because I have fetishes.
No.5501386
>>5485582
I had oneitis for this one girl who slept around with a bunch of guys and then I got over her and then got oneitis for this other girl who sleeps around with a bunch of guys and now I just drink a fuck ton pretty much every night.
No.5503847
She didn't appreciate receiving my soggy cum sock as a gift in the mail
No.5503865
>>5485582
Fat, phimosis, low self esteem and the crippling self-loathing that ended in me refusing to believe that anyone would ever like me.
It's been hard.
No.5503884
>opens file
OOH EE OOH A A TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG
No.5503898
>>5485582
>what went wrong
I forgot to give a fuck about it, it doesn't bother me as much as you might think, though it's annoying when people ask this
No.5510060
yes
being a literal faggot
No.5510109
>>5485582
because i chose not to have sex
No.5510131
>tfw talking about my crush to a girl friend
>"You never had girlfriend? Is it true? For real? I'd never have guessed you never had a girlfriend before Anon"
>"You're sooooo cute when you're worried about her!"
>"You've got such cute manners haha"
>"Stop being so negative about yourself, you're very fine believe me!"
>"Don't worry about how you look, you're always all cute!
No.5510151
Nerds in this thread.
1. Stop jerking off and build some testosterone.
2. Work out. Women didn't give a shit about me until I was above average musculature.
3. Read game blogs and books until you master internal game.
4. Act like you got some god damned agency. Stop entertaining fag philosophies that rob you of your spirit.
5. Enjoy life.
No.5510156
>>5510151
thanks for that advice that no one asked for
No.5510165
>>5510156
Shut up, at least he tries to help the others.
No.5511140
>>5501355
Well you tried, so that puts you one up on most of the losers in this thread.
No.5511252
Alotta people say it's cause i haven't tried.
>I've been offered sex before.
>I have no job.
>I have no ID
>I have no No diploma
>was born in 1995
It's bleak. Wizzard for life probably.
No.5512419
No.5512428
>>5510151
as a former fat nerdy forever alone, i can confirm that this is good advice.
you don't even need much muscle, just a few deadlifts and bench presses each week will do it.
once you get a taste of what life is like with high testosterone you will never go back
No.5512459
>>5510151
>Stop jerking off and build some testosterone.
Is this even a thing? I thought having a high sex drive was a sign of having high testosterone.
No.5512475
>>5485582
I started fucking a dog, I'm not sure if that makes me technically still a virgin or not
No.5512489
>>5512475
>I started fucking a dog, I'm not sure if that makes me technically still a virgin or not
I you have sex with a prostitute or you rape somebody you're no longer a virgin. A dog is no different.
No.5512771
No.5521437
>>5485582
Her Dad came home in the middle of the day, we both ditched school, Don't know why the fuck he isn't at work I ran upstairs, snuck out the window, jumped off the roof ran away without being seen.
Next day she wanted me to make her some brownies, said sure Never talked to her again
No.5521444
>>5485582
>>5485582
Her Dad came home in the middle of the day, we both ditched school, Don't know why the fuck he isn't at work I ran upstairs, snuck out the window, jumped off the roof ran away without being seen.
Next day she wanted me to make her some brownies, said sure Never talked to her again
No.5521450
>>5521437
>>5521444
fucking 8chan errors
No.5521473
>>5512475
>man cums inside dog pussy
my penis is confused
>dog starts licking pussy/cum
O_O
No.5521506
>>5485582
>Why are you still a virgin?
>Tell us what went wrong.
Living in an islamic country
No.5521520
No.5521603
>>5485903
same shit for me, also insecure and lazy, and for some reason I can get along so well with some people by just remaining neutral all the time that I think the may get the idea that I am a fag. Very interesting results happen.
No.5521606
Because a man's desire for sex is a way for women and society to exert mind control over you. Trying to make yourself attractive to the opposite gender forces you to become integrated into society and you begin to lose your identity. Not being a virgin is easy. You can easily pay for sex nowadays. If I do decide to have sex it will be for the sole purpose of procreation.
No.5521622
>>5521606
Yeah but how do you find these places to pay for sex and not get AIDs or some other shit or get
v&
No.5521633
>>5521622
Pay for an expensive escort girl. You're no more likely to contract a disease from a prostitute than a girl who is "easy".
No.5521654
As odd as this sounds I'm afraid to get naked in front of females
I have an ugly body but regardless of that my penis is very small and I have phimosis
I want to have sexual relations really bad but even the act of undressing in front of females is very uncomfortable for me and I get anxiety attacks.
Let alone trying to get an erection in front of one. I'm kinda hopeless
Also scared of having sex. I have nightmares thinking I'll be in the middle of having sex and the girl will tell me to just get off because I'm so bad at it. Like legit nightmares
Then she will tell everyone I know
No.5521681
>>5493102
Wow, that sounds exactly like me, I do feel like I missed some "how to be an adult class"
No.5521692
>>5521633
Well I am more worried about the "going to jail for sex" thing and ending up on some list every one can index.
No.5521698
>I'd rather be the one who shoots the tiger with a rifle from afar
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>I'd rather be the one who shoots the tiger with a rifle from afar
No.5521708
>>5510156
get a load of this actual faggot who probably is really gross irl fuck you nigga
No.5521775
because i believed I was superior
No.5521805
>>5521775
Is this an album cover? What is it?
No.5521810
I've banged seven bitches .
2 hot chicks,3 fat bitches and a hot nigger.
Good times but I haven't fucked anything but my hand in about a year.
No.5521812
>>5521654
>I have nightmares thinking I'll be in the middle of having sex and the girl will tell me to just get off because I'm so bad at it.
I've had that happen to me before. I couldn't keep up an erection. She had a mohawk so that didn't help matters. Felt like I was fucking a chubby guy with tits and a pussy. I cited a recent breakup as my problem before leaving. Between porn and drugs I can't keep an erection strong enough to have sex with the 5/10 women I can seduce so I fill the void with porn and drugs. It's a never ending cycle of disappointment. How different everything would be if I was born to a wealthy family…
No.5521835
>>5521812
Just drink a shitload of water.
No.5521851
>>5521805
Just got done tineyeing it. Came from Abu Turab Al-Muhajir's twitter, who was an American ISIS nigger, went to Syria, and died there. Damn, that's a really good album cover.
No.5521909
>>5485582
My girlfriend and I are both 16 years old. Also, her adopted mom says that she was sexually abused as a young girl, possibly by her biological father.
>>5510151
alpha douche detected.
No.5521935
No.5521940
>>5521935
Standard statement. Also, can you give a good reason why people under the age of 18 should be banned?
No.5521941
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Watched my dad go through 2 divorces
Watched women do stupid shit to my dad between the divorces
Got turned off to women because of fear of rejection/divorce/rape hysteria
Porn is easier and doesn't tell me "I'm not doing anal"
Porn is anytime
Saw that one post by anon breaking it down by math how much dick another anon's fiance' had
Women now have more sexual partners than they have fingers, STDs, and everything else
Still have to pedastalize them while treating them equal
They're too much work and the juice isn't worth the squeeze. Too much at risk and not enough reward to start a family.
>mfw impregnation/cumming buckets inside is my fetish
No.5521952
>>5521940
It's against US law for people under the age of 18 to view pornographic material which is very present in this thread.
No.5526671
>>5493253
I don't know man.
No.5526719
I had friends who were more attractive than I was and actively stole a lot of my pursuits.
Didn't help that the one who took most of them apparently has a huge dick.
Anyone they didn't take fell through and then I got fat. Lost all the weight though I still wonder why nothing had happened.
5 more years and I'll cast some magic yo
No.5538862
No.5540763
>>5501252
You cant love others until you learn to love yourself anon.
No.5540766
No.5540811
>Bullied until I was 15.5 yrs old
>No help or sympathy anywhere
>Never learned basic social skills
>Spent next 15 yrs trying to be social
>Failed spectacularly
>Accepted solitude in my early 30s
>Suddenly life is good…
>…and getting better for every year (late 40s)
>Basically a happy hermit
I suppose I could get laid if I really wanted to, but then I'd have to:
>Pretend to be someone I'm not
>Go places I don't want to be
>Be with people I don't like
>Do things I don't want to do
All that for the opportunity to do something I strongly suspect is highly overrated AND has the potential of wrecking this life I like so much.
Nah.
No.5540852
I forget how to function properly around a woman I find sexually attractive. I just don't know what to say, even when sex is not in our conversation.
No.5543037
No.5545041
No.5545133
I've tried flirting. I just feel like shit because everything I say is what I think the right "answer" is. It doesn't help that I some how go it into my brain that women don't want sex, so flirting feels even more like tricking them into having sex with me. I hate what flirting does to me.
Do I even want sex? I don't really see the point of it and women seem like they turn into horrible people inside a relationship. I mean, I content just jackin' it and going my own way. But sometimes I just feel really lonely, the kind of lonely that a hug from a female or the hug of death will sooth…
No.5545178
Events in early childhood, I had to watch other boys (even younger ones) drowning in pussy while I could get none.
>be 4th grade, watch girl do handstands, short skirt revealing panties
>have secret crush on her but she doesn't like me
>boy (3rd grade) sneaks up on her
>hate the little bastard so much because popular with girls
>also he once punched me in the stomach
>he pulls her panties while she does the handstand, see ass for a second
>more important, that warm feeling that he is in trouble when she will tell on him
>daydream for a second how the principal will kick him out of school (unlike me, he didn't get along well with the teachers)
>girl suddenly shouts to other girls "let's kiss him!"
>he runs away laughing, 4 or 5 girls chasing him
>had never felt such a strong mix of envy and disappointment until then
No.5545234
>>5545178
I have a similar story
>be me
>be in 7th grade
>popular boy is such an asshole to everyone
>during gym he runs around slapping girls in their ass yet they all fall for him
>one day we are in gym and about to finish class
>he runs behind this girl Tiffany who had sizable tits for her age
>he pulls her bra straps extra hard and lets them snap onto her skin
>the bra snap breaks off and hits her real hard on her back
>she yells incredibly loud and turns around to see Andrew
>she walks off into the girl's restroom looking really pissed off
>all of us figure she is really mad and will probably tell the gym coach
>I am so happy because finally that fucker Andrew is going to get in trouble for once and for all and all the girls will see what a shit he is
>gym is finished and lunch time is on
>a female classmate says she can't find Tiffany and thinks she may be sad because her bra snapped and she had to toss it
>help my classmate look for Tiffany
>find Tiffany and Andrew making out behind the gym building
>he has his hands all up under her shirt
>more furious than 1000 suns and jealous even to this day at how he never got what he deserved
He even had a girlfriend at the time and was a big cheat but nobody seemed to care. Bitches are so fucking dumb
But I still would like to touch or see one naked IRL. I'm 29 and have never done anything with a girl. I get so sad when I realize I don't have many life experiences and that is that. Can't go back and fix it. Just have to live being a loser who never got to see young teen (or younger) flesh
No.5545446
>>5521810
>2 hot chicks,3 fat bitches and a hot nigger.
fat ones don't count.
No.5545636
>>5487746
Only confident people can make *Funny* jokes about themselves, awkward people make the joke awkward and that's worse than not doing it at all
No.5545685
I'm the sensitive fuck type who needs to relate to the girl before I would even consider a relationship. I'm direct too, so if I like a person I'll tell 'em; getting dates isn't the hard part. The problem is finding a person I'd want a date with.
No.5545744
>>5540811
I payed for sex on my 18Th birthday, why the fuck wouldn't any old Virginia do this?
No.5545747
>>5545744
Virgin* niggery auto correct
No.5545760
Because I'm surrounded by retards.
Seriously.
Nothing went wrong, I just fucking hate nearly everyone I meet. The few decent women I've ever run into were happily married. I could lower my standards, but I'm much happier alone than with a shitty person.
No.5545763
>>5545744
Because not everyone cares about sex.
Fuck, if he is really is in his 40, then he has his sex drive well under control.
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No.5545769
>>5545685
I used to be like that anon
you'll drop this attitude fast once you have fucked.
No.5545779
>>5545769
He'll have no standards or expectations for intimacy and waste hours of his life mindlessly pursuing a meaningless physical sensation?
So he shouldn't fuck then, right?
No.5545791
>>5545779
up to him.
I didn't spew out advice for a reason mate.
just shared my personal experience since I saw my younger self in his post
No.5545801
>>5545791
Hey I'm the dude you replied to at first. Share your story man.
No.5545837
>>5510131
Your friend likes you. Nvm your crush and bonk your friend.
No.5545840
>>5545801
well…
I used to be very distant, especially towards girls, trying to get to know them as much as possible before even considering further actions.
usually I drew the conclusion that they are not interesting/unworthy pretty fast and stopped contact.
I'm not a chad at all btw, just good enough that I felt like I could allow myself to be a bit picky.
point is: I'm not sure if I would ever have been pleased continuing like that. once I had sex with a girl I was alright with, I was able to see it as what it is. physical pleasure that someone should exploit however they see fit.
I had no problem enjoying myself with chicks I "just liked" and at the same time continue to search for my soulmate. (finally found and married her)