No.5491288
and the reason i give in my suicide note
No.5491304
Getting fucked by a horse.
"I wanted to experience the exquisite joy of getting my life banged out through my asshole."
No.5491309
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>want to be a suicide fag
fucking kill yourself
No.5491352
eat a whole reel of dental floss
No.5491358
Slow death by posting on 8chan for the rest of your life.
No.5491360
>>5491288
choke on a black dildo naked in your grandmas kitchen
" i don't want to live in trumps cuck free america"
No.5491367
Paint yourself up in blackface and get in a gunfight with the police.
"I wanted to give the news networks something to talk about besides the presidential election."
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>>5491399
dubs decide it
do it OP
No.5491410
>>5491288
Become my slave.
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>>5491399
how do i get aids?
No.5491434
>>5491309
>shoot myself in the head with shotgun
>miraculously survive
>I feel the most excruciating pain for 20 minutes while being rushed to a hospital
>face is fucked up and basically retarded now
>tfw stuck in rehabilitation home and can't try again because they're watching me 24/7
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No.5491469
this is a good idea, really easy for me to deliver.
i'll eat a gay condom, and then come back in 10 years when i'm on my deathbed with a time stamp
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No.5491507
what if you take BBC in the ass and find that it's the one thing that makes you feel like life is worth living again?
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>>5491434
how the fuck do you survive a shotgun to face?
you deserve to suffer if you fuck that up
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>>5491507
if gay sex will make me feel less dead inside, i hope i find out soon so i can start taking advantage of that.
No.5491559
>>5491526
bottom of the jaw, hits the frontal lobe area
No.5491808
Dont kill yourself and go back to the church.
No.5491810
>>5491808
This, repent and go back to Jesus Christ.
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>>5491288
you faggot yourself with aids
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>>5491288
on a side note, isn't the Colt Python just a thing of beauty?
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>>5500217
i can imagine wanting to own one if revolvers as firearms didn't exist and there were only this one in the world. it'd be a truly fascinating object.
>otherwise, no.
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>>5491288
Shoot out your ballsack and bleed out.
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Answer?
>Don't kill you'reself, OP.
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>>5491288
Don't OP join /kind/
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>>5491434
Pics or it didn't happen
No.5524357
Do a lighterfluid ebema and light it on fire
"I always wanted to be a firework"
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No.5538122
You have to jump in the bath with a toaster. On your suicide note, write the following.
"I want it over and done. I do. I'm tired, boss. Tired of bein' on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. Tired of not ever having me a buddy to be with, or tell me where we's coming from or going to, or why. Mostly I'm tired of people being ugly to each other. I'm tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world everyday. There's too much of it. It's like pieces of glass in my head all the time. Can you understand?"
No.5538144
>>5491288
I could no longer living the lie of heterosexuality.
No.5538155
reason- depression from being a virgin
method- cut off weiner in bathtub and slit wrists