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part of the ship, part of the crew

File: 1458022368429.jpeg (77.48 KB, 634x631, 634:631, image.jpeg)

 No.5498365

I'm 65 years old and take in more pussy than I can mentally handwl

I power lift everday and eat over 9000 calories a day and 500g of protien a day.

Let me convert that in terms you millenlial faggots can understand.

Thats about 60 ramens with 3 cups of your boyfriends sperm a day.

I also make $400 a day managing a gym watching cardio bunnies jiggle all day.

And no, i won't tell you my secrets.

What's your excuses you pencil neck dorks?

 No.5498381

kek


 No.5498385

File: 1458023002445.jpg (116.62 KB, 400x400, 1:1, GOOD.jpg)

Hey, as long as you're happy boss.


 No.5498388

File: 1458023129861-0.jpg (188 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 1451140421865.jpg)

File: 1458023129863-1.gif (3.48 MB, 480x292, 120:73, 1453289681751.gif)

Oh boy… he's going all out with the shitposting bait…


 No.5498399

File: 1458023568819.jpg (2.56 MB, 3555x4000, 711:800, 1PyzD1s.jpg)

>boyfriends sperm

>implying any of us are in any sort of relationship

step up your game, old man. You're on our turf now.


 No.5498468

>>5498365

>500g

You want kidney stones.


 No.5498527

>>5498365

If Tekken 2 was happening IRL right now this is the kind of post Heihachi would make between bouts


 No.5498537

File: 1458027958403.jpg (192.09 KB, 1500x1089, 500:363, write.jpg)

>>5498365

>>5498381

>>5498385

>>5498388

>>5498399

>>5498468

>>5498527

>>>/4chan/


 No.5498546

>>5498365

That gramps is fucking swole, I wonder if he can fight with an axe or someshit, that would be awesome.

Also nice pasta.


 No.5498891

The picture is Andreas Cahling (Thor in Kung Fury :2015)

He's not that big on protien btw, and prefers uncooked food and is vegetarian.


 No.5498920

>>5498365

How was it to play in Kung Fury?


 No.5498950

File: 1458041130074.jpg (174.53 KB, 960x1252, 240:313, gustav.jpg)

I'm a 70 year old general in the Finnish Army

I've fucked more guys than your mom and your sister combined


 No.5498962

you look 85 bro


 No.5499013

>>5498365

your pecs are epic


 No.5499016

File: 1458045950139.jpg (25.23 KB, 356x400, 89:100, poo curry.jpg)

I'm a 25 year old Indian named Pajeet, I have a huge penis from squatting in the designated streets all day


 No.5499045

>>5498365

Uh huh, and you still have to take a selfie in the locker room mirror.


 No.5501247

>>5498365

ebin


 No.5501256

>>5498365

Shut it you pre-historic shit, I'll fuck you into a heart attack.


 No.5501264

File: 1458082326711.jpg (8.28 KB, 224x225, 224:225, download.jpg)

I'm 30 years old and ban more CP than I can mentally handwl

I delete spam everday and post over 9000 shitposts a day and 100 threads a day.

Let me convert that in terms you millenlial faggots can understand.

Thats about 60 deletions with 3 bans of CP and spam a day.

I also make hotpockets a day moderating a board watching autistic neckbeards shitpost all day.

And no, i won't tell you my secrets.

What's your excuses you pencil neck dorks?


 No.5501272

>>5498365

nice abs tbh


 No.5501275

>>5498365

I think about killing myself most nights for fucking retarded shit. Not being fit or getting pussy are the least of my problems.


 No.5501293

File: 1458082958030.jpg (2.09 MB, 2411x3263, 2411:3263, computerloli1981.jpg)

>>5501264

this post reminds me of these

>i'm a 35yo KV, help meeeeeeee…

threads on mchan, kek


 No.5501326

1


 No.5501328

_


 No.5501340

>>5501326


 No.5501439

>>5501264

I see wat you did thar


 No.5501514

File: 1458087998894.jpg (70.98 KB, 559x598, 43:46, 1406415534374.jpg)

500g of protien a day and your kidneys shut down dumbfuck. shit b8 m8


 No.5501523

>>5498365

You look like a gay version of Bernie Sanders


 No.5501530

>>5501514

*citation needed


 No.5501561

>CrazyDrummer/Imgur


 No.5501600

u wot m8

>>5501561

>>5501561

>>5501561


 No.5501993

File: 1458095979383.jpg (7.96 KB, 240x240, 1:1, r67ua45y43iviii33.jpg)

I wish you lived in India, so i could shit on you in public.


 No.5501997

File: 1458096068093.png (118.18 KB, 279x304, 279:304, 1418466850646-1.png)

>>5501523

implying sanders isn't a faggot


 No.5511162

>>5498381

>>5498381


 No.5511194

File: 1458261787597.jpg (166.7 KB, 640x480, 4:3, latest.jpg)

I'm 323 years old and take in more pussy than I can mentally handwl

I power lift everday and eat over 9000 calories a day and 500g of protien a day.

Let me convert that in terms you millenlial faggots can understand.

Thats about 60 ramens with 3 cups of your boyfriends sperm a day.

I also make $400 a day managing a beach house watching cardio bunnies jiggle all day on tv.

And no, i won't tell you my secrets.

What's your excuses you pencil neck dorks?


 No.5519832

k


 No.5528846

k


 No.5528919

>>5498365

Kek you'll be dead soon.

Your children will squabble over your inheritance, and call you a stupid old coot for wasting money on gym fees and protein powder


 No.5528931

>>5511194

10/10 solid post.


 No.5538870

lol


 No.5542995

a



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