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part of the ship, part of the crew

File: 1458091012546.png (131.93 KB, 403x392, 403:392, 85d.png)

 No.5501701

Ever have those things in a porn video that you just can't stand? Or pornstars you dislike? I'll start:

>Porn videos with long, sexless beginnings

>Niggers

>When there's so much focus on a girl's ass, and the guy is fucking her with her ass in front of him and he cums on her face, not on her butt

>When the guy is some 50 year old weirdo that you know would never get chicks outside of porn

>Girls who are trying too hard i.e: Sasha Grey

 No.5501707

File: 1458091091624.png (680.49 KB, 737x1000, 737:1000, 1414794152337-1.png)

>3D


 No.5501739

File: 1458091508829.jpg (61.82 KB, 355x400, 71:80, 394828482.jpg)

>guy moaning

Just shut the fuck up you piece of shit, you're only here, because the few trannies that look and sound nice won't fuck women. I don't want to fucking hear you moan, I don't want to hear you talk, the only time you're allowed to talk is when the retarded plot needs to develop or when you're making funny comments and/or degrading the girl further.


 No.5501742

>men grunting or moaning or dirty talking

>squirting

>showing any part of the man's body apart from his penis

>showing the penis when it is not in contact with the woman's body

>girls that don't know how to take a cumshot to the eye


 No.5501743

>>5501739

Shit punctuation but I'm fucking mad about this shit, give me a break.


 No.5501744

>>5501743

No man I get where you're coming from, the sound of a man's voice is instant boner killer for me


 No.5501755

>when the guy filming zooms in on the dick penetrating the vagina so you can't see the girl


 No.5501765

I dislike it when she pees blood


 No.5501767

File: 1458092047904.jpg (9.02 KB, 211x367, 211:367, 1447001716241-1.jpg)

>focusing more on the guy's penis than the girl's penis


 No.5501769

File: 1458092078538.png (869.7 KB, 846x1080, 47:60, 163.png)

Not enough Sena


 No.5501770

File: 1458092149660.jpg (38.31 KB, 500x738, 250:369, 1395820437879.jpg)

>>5501744

It makes me so fucking mad when I'm watching a girl getting absolutely demolished, then suddenly the guy goes "Aww yeah take it" or "So tight" or whatever retarded variation of the same annoying shit they come up with. Like fuck off, I was jerking off and now I'm angry, why the fuck have you done this? Even worse, the guys editing this shit don't have the decency to edit that shit out. It's just fucking annoying. Nipponese porn is especially bad with this, for some fucking reason the guys won't shut the fuck up. Like fuck off you cunts, it's not actual sex you don't need to say shit. The woman doesn't need to enjoy it, they're getting paid to LOOK like they enjoy it (and it's actually better when they don't), so just shut your fucking mouth do not speak.


 No.5501782

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>>5501701

>when the camera keeps moving up to show the guy's face

>when a guy spits in a girl's asshole or pussy

>heavy breathing by the cameraman

>a loud squeaky bed or table or whatever surface they are fucking on that makes a loud annoying noise

>when girls try too hard to talk dirty and it sounds like they are reading from a script

>also niggers


 No.5501791

>>5501701

>Breaking the fourth wall

I hate where in videos that are clearly not a POV nor casting couch when the bitch look at the camera, or the voice of the director is heard or the cameraman shows himself into the take (in a reflection of the mirror, his shadow or his fucking feet).

These shits destroy the fantasy and the immersion. Making the video unwatchable.


 No.5501846

Strangely enough, as an actor, when there's a story to porn and the characters can't act. I mean, of course, but they're not even trying. Porn isn't done in one take, it takes hours, but it only takes a second to give a shit.

But that's implying I actually watch those parts.


 No.5501884

>>5501701

>narration

This is a problem is hentai


 No.5501885

>>5501884

in hentai*


 No.5501905

i fucking hate niggers


 No.5501926

File: 1458094892840.jpg (14.53 KB, 430x322, 215:161, r67ua45y43liv8iii465.jpg)

Chicks with dicks.

I mean, seriously… what is that all about, ffs!


 No.5501942

File: 1458095239551.jpg (36.76 KB, 600x450, 4:3, snake-08.jpg)

>Things that piss you off in Porn

http://www.xvideos.com/video7121066/dominno_solo_dildo_show

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


 No.5501953

>>5501942

Women are serpents, nothing new here.


 No.5501975

File: 1458095780374.png (1.09 MB, 850x1062, 425:531, 01c08068861ca16a68c1856014….png)

>>5501942

I don't get.

Does 3DPD jerking off piss you off?


 No.5501987

File: 1458095906746.jpeg (71.24 KB, 940x1000, 47:50, 1456986550857.jpeg)


 No.5501991

File: 1458095974382.png (210.4 KB, 500x280, 25:14, 83742351789.png)

>>5501975

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….


 No.5502019

>>5501991

I'll take that as a yes?


 No.5502092

File: 1458097235931.gif (995.17 KB, 423x219, 141:73, yt112.gif)

false advertising

specifically, if they want to advertise deepthroat facefuck gagging throatfuck etc, then why not do it in the scene?

instead scenes constantly get tagged with those terms then the male performer lays on his back, closes his eyes, holds his breath and endures 10 minutes of the most boring blowjob in history


 No.5504126

File: 1458141148106.webm (3.56 MB, 640x394, 320:197, Kalyn Arianna.webm)

>>5502092

>gif

Here you go faggot

LET ME FUCKING POST YOU SHIT


 No.5504132

File: 1458141419131.jpg (26.81 KB, 300x260, 15:13, no.jpg)

>>5504126

>aah there it is

>take it baby

>that'll make me cum

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU RUIN IT LIKE THAT I'M TRYING TO HEAR HER GAGGING YOU STUPID FUCK

THIS SHIT WOULD BE PERFECT WITHOUT THE GUY BEING SUCH AN OBNOXIOUS RETARD


 No.5504155

File: 1458142361465-0.jpg (370 KB, 1200x1781, 1200:1781, SenaLuvLoli2.jpg)

File: 1458142361465-1.jpg (449.77 KB, 1200x1709, 1200:1709, SenaFuta.jpg)

File: 1458142361466-2.jpeg (486.3 KB, 1200x1695, 80:113, SenaTraditional.jpeg)

File: 1458142361466-3.jpg (53.9 KB, 960x678, 160:113, SenaLuvLoli5.jpg)

File: 1458142361466-4.jpg (548.57 KB, 1200x1741, 1200:1741, SenaPegging.jpg)


 No.5504168

Zooming in on the dude's face for tens of seconds at a time

Focusing on the dude's ass

The dude won't shut up

Spitting on a dick. Spitting at all. Who actually likes that? Are there millions of spit fetishists out there I don't know about? If not why does so much porn involve spitting?

Ugly girls

Used up bleach blonde tatoo'd whores

Emphasizing giving money to a whore. Same thing with spitting: why is there so much of that?

30 year old "teens" in pigtails talking like they're 8 years old


 No.5504170

posting to clear queue


 No.5504289

File: 1458145787244.jpg (211.12 KB, 550x550, 1:1, lpl010c.jpg)

Guy cumming on the camera


 No.5504302

>watching porn

>>5501769

I refuse to believe that you're the original Senafag


 No.5504310

Horny girls doing solo stuff is the only acceptable porn in my opinion.


 No.5504319

broken english rp


 No.5504340

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>>5501701

• Cameraman is too drunk / stoned to hold the camera steady.

• Men in porn aimed at straight men. GTFO.

• Cameraman drooling on the woman in front of the camera.

• Cameraman trying to shove camera up the ass of the guy (who should not be in the pic to begin with) in front of the camera.

• Cosmetic surgery.

• Duck lips.

• Women pretending to be horny but end up looking / sounding 'like tards.

• Stupid crotch-dos. All or nothing, ladies.

• "Sexy outfits". They usually just look stupid or clowning.

• Background music. It's 100% shit.


 No.5504353

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File: 1458147223241-1.webm (2.61 MB, 1000x562, 500:281, 1455132312404.webm)

>completely naked people wearing shoes. Like regular fucking shoes.

It makes no sense. Maybe if it's a skirt or something.

Like she took off her shoes, took off her pants, and then put back on her shoes.

Maybe its just my autism, but I can't not stare at the shoes when there aren't any pants.

>black guys in porn.

It's not the "interracial" part, but they talk way too much. And there's too much of a focus on them.

I wish interracial porn was actually made for black people instead of some weird cuck fetish

>"big" black women

you're black. you naturally have a good ass. Bigger is not always better.

>asian women "moaning"

it sounds like they're in pain. It's not cute, it's annoying as hell.

>hentai dialogue.

looking at it when you're not thinking with your dick, its the dumbest shit ever.


 No.5504360

>>5504353

>it sounds like they're in pain. It's not cute, it's annoying as hell.

Ruins jap porn, IMO.


 No.5504368

I only watch solo videos and cam whores.


 No.5504381

>>5504368

>cam whores.

Archived videos of cam shows are the most boring shit ever. Even when they're touching themselves it's fucking boring. You know they aren't actually horny, and they stop every 10 seconds to type or say some stupid shit.


 No.5504385

>>5504381

Meh. Skip the boring parts and go straight to the highlights.

> You know they aren't actually horny,

Which is different from any other kind of porn how …?


 No.5504409

>wearing socks and only socks while fucking

>wearing socks while in bed

>somehow those degenerates are not terminated with extreme prejudice

This triggers my autism to incomprehensible levels.

>always take off my jacket before taking off my shoes

>never fucking ever are socks allowed to be worn while in bed

at home, always strip buck naked and squat like ivan when taking a dump

Am I speshul yet?


 No.5504425

>>5504353

id rather have them wear shoes, that show their bare, disgusting feet


 No.5504447

>>5504425

This tbh fam

>inb4 feetfaggots take over the thread


 No.5504539

>>5504425

I don't like feet either, but I can just ignore it when its in porn since It makes sense.

It's naked people in shoes that trigger my autism. It seems unnatural and makes me think without my dick for just a second to ruin it.

Although I don't hate feet, so its a bit different.

In the webm, its not as bad, since she starts without shoes on.

But in the picture it's way too noticeable, since you can tell you took them off and put them back on.

also, why not just socks?

Also

>teasing videos in the beginning

They're rarely good and feature bad music.


 No.5504549

File: 1458151988654.jpg (157.83 KB, 561x800, 561:800, 547520931.jpg)

Just because of this thread I will share my most precious gem. You better cherish it.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1390422064


 No.5504700

File: 1458154375367.jpg (88.21 KB, 1000x713, 1000:713, 1442459728795.jpg)

>>5504539

cuz shoes r more elegant than socks, especially those nice ones


 No.5504832

>>5504700

I actually like naked chicks with socks


 No.5504835

>>5504549

Are you being sarcastic? That's fucking garbage mate. That is some vanilla shit right there, and it's six minutes. Six fucking minutes? What the fuck.


 No.5504939

>>5504832

and i like them in nice shoes


 No.5504953

File: 1458158606877.gif (100.09 KB, 255x172, 255:172, 570128937.gif)

>Spend 500 million hours downloading vid from danknet

>FINALLY! DONE! TIME TO FAP!

>Original sound gone

>Some fucking retard has replaced it with shitty pop music

Some people are truly evil.


 No.5504959

I don't know man, porn in general pisses me off. I've come to hate and feel disgust towards sexual desires and acts, and I' not sure where to go from here or what's the next step.


 No.5505026

>too much sex talk

>penis is a dildo

>niggers

>chick that is oviously mentally retarded

>dominant roleplay

>masturbation tutorials


 No.5505037

>>5505026

>>masturbation tutorials

It is incredible how little women know about male masturbation.


 No.5505081

>>5505037

Yeah, either they tuck on it like they want to rip a branch from a tree or stretch the foreskin too far back.


 No.5505119

File: 1458161418701.webm (2.89 MB, 320x234, 160:117, muh boy.webm)

>recognizing your mom


 No.5505131

File: 1458161603930.jpeg (27.41 KB, 316x202, 158:101, image.jpeg)

Pretty much all been said. Especially hate it when 2+ guys are fucking a girl and one of them spits on her pussy. I'd be like, really bro? Rude.

Also niggers.


 No.5505175

consider:

Its porn, right? She takes it everywhere, she does ass to mouth, she does facials. SPITS CUM OUT though. Bitch, its porn, take it, or dont take it at all! U think we dont notice? That its sexy, that u try your hardest not to get any in your mouth?


 No.5505202

>>5504126

>FUCKING SHUT UP

this is what annoys me most.

I want to hear the girl choking not the guy being a bitch.


 No.5505253

>Asking what her favorite genre of music is bitch I don't fucking care shut up


 No.5505325

>>5504168

its common for girl to spit on our dick during a blowjowb. Its my favorite and really common

>>5504310

this


 No.5505351

File: 1458165183730.jpg (515.29 KB, 1280x1782, 640:891, 1427939612541.jpg)


 No.5505353

>>5504549

> called "nice rack"

> bitch has no tits

WTF?


 No.5505356

File: 1458165229800.jpg (515.29 KB, 1280x1782, 640:891, 1427939612541.jpg)

>>5504447

>>5504425

>disgusting

.


 No.5505363

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.5505367

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.5505381

OP here, you guys can post pornstars you dislike here too. I can't think of any at the moment, but I've never really been fond of Sasha Grey.


 No.5505386

too much 3dpd


 No.5505390

> video ends the second he busts a nut

I wanna see her reaction to having a load on that face or tits. Also, i timed it so i busted a nut and i wanna keep stroking for at least 10 seconds more

> director keeps talking/coning the girl mid fucking

Sure this was fun in 2001 when Bang Bus was all the rage, but now its fucking annoying and stupid

> lesbian porn

No dick to fuck them and no jizz for those faces and I'm not fucking interested

> interviewing the girl before and after.

Part of the whole director talking shit, but bad enough to warrent its own point. I dont want to hear about this girl's first time. I know this shit aint real. If there is some back story and its pov then im down for 3-4 min of talking at the begining, but, the interview is just bullshit.


 No.5505393

File: 1458165797045.jpg (17.34 KB, 350x263, 350:263, 1119859591184.jpg)

>watching porn

I really fucking hate normies.

I don't care what colour you are. I don't care where you're from. I don't care what you do for a living. I don't care what class you are, how you dress, what you smoke or drink or who you know or whom you've fucked.

I hate you all. I hate every last living, breathing, snot and feces producing, promiscuously copulating, celebrity obsessed, opinionated one of you. From right here in Toronto right around the planet and back, coast to coast, nationwide and internationally. Every. Single. Last. One. Of. You.

Fuck love. Fuck your insipid grasping at some abstract concept of chemical imbalances and reasonless actions, fumbling around in the crowd trying to find some cinematic supposition for real human interaction.

Fuck lust, too. Fuck you all, from the lowlife dirtbags that think dropping trou and waving the little soldier in a sloppy arc is a pick-up line to the sniveling of the desperate 'nice guys' who never get the girl due to a total lack of testosterone grown stones.

Fuck you all, from the crazy, under dressed sluts that judge a persons character by the price of their shirt, right down to the fat chicks that think personality is enough.

Fuck your culture. Fuck your race. Fuck your sense of entitlement. Fuck your sense of uniqueness. Fuck you all for the belief that you have something unique and interesting to contribute. Fuck you for filling the internet with your useless garbage. Fuck your blogs, your wikis, your forums. Fuck your "roasting". And most of all, fuck whatever you believe. It's all shit. Fuck it.

Fuck your complaints. Fuck your addictions. Fuck your dependencies. Fuck your pain. Fuck your tears. Fuck selling whatever it is you sell. Fuck your manipulation of others. Fuck movies. Fuck fucking. Fuck everything you own. Fuck your allergies. Fuck your stupid commons sense. Fuck your spelling and fuck your lack of education, or your ignorance, whatever is applicable.

I don't give a fuck. Shut the fuck up about it.


 No.5505467

File: 1458166623370.jpg (173.98 KB, 533x628, 533:628, 1457914470535.jpg)

Spitting


 No.5505532

>>5504168

>Same thing with spitting: why is there so much of that?

Circumcised Americans. Their dick dries up.

Same with fapping. They can't do it without lube.


 No.5505538

File: 1458167351377.png (488.92 KB, 551x879, 551:879, 37.png)

>>5505532

circumcised american here

I fap without lube


 No.5505550

File: 1458167438368.jpg (173.06 KB, 1500x864, 125:72, bernthal-pictured.jpg)

>Choking

>Guy has all the control

>Grunting

>Guy talking

>Also Niggers

>Obviously fake story/background

Pic unrelated


 No.5506519

File: 1458177585941.gif (354.06 KB, 432x240, 9:5, XcxUH7o.gif)

>>5505381

This whore


 No.5506583

File: 1458178499493.png (183.96 KB, 702x577, 702:577, InternalScreaming.png)

>>5505390

>how old were you when you had your first time?

>umm…. 14! *giggles*

>weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew *giggles like a faggot* 14???! that's crazy dudeeeeee. did he have a big dick? what was it like? how did it happen? did he rape you? where did you do it? did you suck his cock? 14 ohh fuckkkk that's crazy maaaaaan. that shit is fuckin' hot! in fact that's so hot, why don't i bring in one of my giant-cocked friends to fuck you so i can sit here and watch you and jerk off like the little-dicked cuckold i am?


 No.5506606

>>5506519

Yeah, her. It's not that she's not trying (although shes not that good at acting). She really has a lot of interesting scenarios going on. It's that she shows up on nearly Every Single Search I Make, to the point where I have to filter out "LeluLove" specifically. No doubt her tagging is enormous.


 No.5506620

Hate when the girl is over 10yo

Like seriously that pisses me off so much. Only toddler porn is best porn

Like seriously

Or in cp when the guy keeps instructing her and wont LET HER JUST FUCKING PLAY WITH THE DICK SHE JUST FIRST SAW 10 MINUTES AGO AND JUST EXPERIMENT AND PLAY AROUND WITH IT LIKE A FUCKING XHILD WOULD

SHE IS FUXKING 7yo SHE ISNT A GOD DAMN PORN STAR WHO KNOWS ALLL THE SEX POSITIONS ALREADY


 No.5506680

File: 1458179761871.jpg (5.79 KB, 260x194, 130:97, download.jpg)

>>5506620

RIP anon


 No.5506690

File: 1458179895408.png (191.9 KB, 500x395, 100:79, Reported.png)

>>5506620

FBI please


 No.5506698

File: 1458179963546.png (58.61 KB, 304x198, 152:99, 1413955624021.png)

>doujin cover looks vanilla as fuck

>click it

>tags: mind break, prostitution, NTR, scat, rape, dilf, etc


 No.5506700

3DPD


 No.5506730

>>5504953

*also*

>horrible, goofy music played throughout the entire scene.

Like, wtf?? Who is that for? Am I supposed to fap on beat? Should i just chill and vibe with it? Why?


 No.5506792

File: 1458180874598.jpg (59.51 KB, 533x800, 533:800, a92ea1a8294d4c648d648d3837….jpg)

I want a porn video with our Goddess NICOLE.

Will I ever have my wish granted? ;_;


 No.5507254

>>5506792

Ask her


 No.5507354

>>5506620

Enjoy the party van


 No.5508322


 No.5509755

>>5508322

Message her or something. DO PORN


 No.5509777

>>5501701

When the girls are wearing sexy socks, but never take their god damn shoes off.


 No.5509999

>girl squats down with an enticing look

>doesn't pee

>….fucking nothing happens…

>gets back up

What was the point of that?

Also

>men in "straight" porn

I don't want to "project", and I don't want to stare at some guy's asshole while trying to fap. Oh, "imagine it's you"? Fuck off. Why would I want to stare into my own asshole while fucking?

>>5504310

My god, a genuine heterosexual walks among us.


 No.5510007


 No.5510011

When they are over 18

That's why I stick to 11-15. Those girls love cock and don't have roasties.


 No.5510074

File: 1458245225485.jpg (48.49 KB, 346x385, 346:385, 1378563904061.jpg)

>>5504168

>30 year old "teens" in pigtails talking like they're 8 years old

god I hate this shit

>hey girl, what are you doing

>just walking home from school

>where do you live? Maybe I could give you a ride

>oh, my mom/dad (bonus points if they say mommy or daddy) always said not to take rides from strangers

>oh no, I'm a nice guy. I'm actually a cop or ice cream man or some stupid fucking bullshit

>oh teehee that's okay then heeheehee

>(later) oh my gosh, your… thing is so big. I've never seen one in person. Only in health class in school

holy shit bitch you have fucking crow's feet I'm not interested in this bullshit just KEEP THE FUCKING SCHOOLGIRL OUTFIT ON AND TAKE HIS DICK

I fucking hate when the costume part is emphasized and they take it off. Now you're not Wonder Woman getting gangbanged, you're just some middle-aged whore. Seriously almost every porno that involves a fetishized costume of some sort has it removed nearly as soon as they start fucking. And that's where I just quit the video


 No.5510075

>>5509755

Different anon, but I'm bretty sure most people wouldn't react too well to a random anon asking them to make porn.


 No.5511740

The tattoos look ugly


 No.5511903

I don't much like seeing this one guy in porn. he's mostly in 2008-2013 videos, but he's like blonde, short hair, pale white, and has an ugly face. Same with this other guy, who's bald, has glasses and a creepy ass smile.


 No.5516839

bump


 No.5517199

>>5501701

>When my dick is bigger than the guys and I last longer

>Talking nasty shit is fine if it's genuine but cod acting or OTT shouters like Sasha Grey and her 'Fuck me death!' shit can go away.

>Not blowing the load inside her or on her face, seems like a waste

>Flecks of fluid on the camera lens/spitting on the lens.

>I can put up with a guy making some low level heavy breathing but any intelligible word or excessive moaning needs to stop.

>Squirting/piss.

>Gaping assholes/vag I don't need to see that.

>Ugly tattoos, anything on the tits is a big no.

>Girls who don't take it up the ass.

>Unnecessary tit enlargements, Little Lupe, Teagan Presley etc.

>Seeing the dude's face all bulldogged up while I'm strumming.

>Feet in the mouth.


 No.5517310

>>5505538

sena fag isnt american leave


 No.5517319

>>5517310

>there is only one sena fag

Naive fuck.


 No.5517344

>>5517199

3rd one I agree with for the most part except for when the guy blows a load on the girl's butt. It's my fetish I suppose.


 No.5517358

>>5501701

Third one. Whole-heartedly.


 No.5517489

>camera man talks dirty to porn star

stop


 No.5517527

POV videos that don't show the pussy/penis action, close ups of face and tits

Hate anime porn unless it's slightly realistic 3d

Moaners - they turn my hard on off

also trans, sucks when im torrenting a bait title and i go and watch it and wooo, 30 mins of my time wasted downloading it


 No.5517588

the man should never be seen other than just a white cock so that i can easily fantasize that i am fucking that jailbait

the girl should scream and moan and beg

i like the squeaking/shrieking noises that asian women make

pussy should be hairless and non-roasty

the woman should not mastubate, the man should be dominating and controlling the interaction and she should have no reason to need to masturbate

the cumshot should be in the pussy or in the mouth

the current trend for a 5 min masturbatory cumshot to the face is gay as fuck. i don't want to watch a man masturbate, and since most girls dont like taking loads to the face and hair- i rarely do that and never want to fantasize about it.

if there are two girls- great. but they have to share without any bickering. a bit of competition is good, but if the woman are being bitchy to each other than the man is not in control.

ffm- wonderful

mmf- not even once

no black cocks

no mexicans


 No.5517914

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I fucking hate it when the guy or girl is fingering or fucking a girl and they say "wow your so wet.." WELL THEN FUCKING SHOW IT TO THE CAMERA LET ME SEE !!

and also when the girl is getting fucked in missionary and the camera is angled looking at the guys ass and balls. that ruins it for me all the time when im in mid fap


 No.5521493

>>5517914

>I fucking hate it when the guy or girl is fingering or fucking a girl and they say "wow your so wet.." WELL THEN FUCKING SHOW IT TO THE CAMERA LET ME SEE !!

They aren't showing because she's not actually wet.


 No.5521570

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>>5506583

> hey baby are you on your way home from groceries

> oh yeah but i need a ride

> oh baby we have a ride for you right here in the van with 4 dude.

25 minutes later

> so hows about you take off dat top then

> OMG god… ok.. i dont know

8 minutes later

> ok ill take off my top


 No.5521613

When they guy's ugly.

I just can't stand porn where the guy is ugly, completely ruins it.

-infinity bonus points if he's fat.


 No.5521737

File: 1458435949549.png (301.9 KB, 378x363, 126:121, rubick.PNG)

>>5521613

But all men are ugly…


 No.5521751

>>5521737

You posted this autistic fuck? man i watch this guy on streams and he is so fucked up


 No.5522238

ITT: normalfags who watch boring casual porn, complain about it being boring and casual, and refusing any change to their boring casual porn at the same time.

You are the reason porn is made of shit and fake boobs.


 No.5522272

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>>5521613

I've got good and bad news for you


 No.5527580

>>5517358

>>5517344 (checked)

OP here, I don't know why I love that so much.


 No.5527584

this is like a topic my dad and his buddies would talk about, geez


 No.5528124

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>>5510074

This.

Also…

>when the guy pulls his dick out and then back in in dramatic, slow movements like it's fucking puppet theatre

>girls fake crying that sounds like laughter while saying "n-no… ughh… yyeeessh" like, just fucking decide if you want it or not

>in rape roleplay shit, when the guy says "shut up" when the girl is crying and screaming loud and sexily, I FUCKING NEED TO HEAR THAT SHIT IF I'M IN THAT MOOD

>in necro shit, if the guy doesn't fuck the girl in the pussy and/or ass after he kills her, even worse if he first fucks her but then kills her and doesn't fuck her at all after it like THAT IS NOT FUCKING NECRO SHIT, IT'S SNUFF SHIT, IT IS DIFFERENT EVEN IF OFTEN GO HAND IN HAND

>in JOI videos, when the girl comments on the size of the penis - she doesn't know what my penis is like, so if she says it's big, I take it as sarcasm and if she says it's small, I take it as an insult and switch to rape porn

>when the guy stops fucking the girl and then eats her pussy… JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, PLEASE JUST FUCKING STOP


 No.5528413

>penetration

99% of all porn is shit


 No.5528605

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>>5504549

i was listening to dragonforce and forgot to pause it when i clicked


 No.5533798

When Max Hardcore was the most extreme shit you could buy legally, and the government decided we weren't adult enough to make that call for ourselves.


 No.5533842

I have a protip for you guys: Mute your damn porn videos while you watch it, it improves the experience by a 1000%


 No.5533908

what i hate

by category-

vanilla

>when girl just lays there

>when the guy doesn't know what he's doing

>when it's obviously a motel

>when the acting is really bad

>when the girl is silent

>when the guy loses his erection

>long boring blowjobs with no drama

bondage

>when the dom is 90

>when the dom is fat and insecure and it shows

>when the girl doesn't care/isn't feeling pleasure

>when the ball gag is any color other than red (blue is sometimes acceptable)

>"light" bondage

>when she cums without permission and the dom doesn't punish her harshly enough

>when she gets too old for porn and her body is all ruined from rough shit and she thinks that her daddy is going to stay with her anyway

>when the guy goes to all the trouble of tying her up and then doesn't fuck her or only uses vibrators

asian

>when the guy is also asian

CENSORED VAGINAS, WTF

>when they do weird shit with public embarrassment and diarrhea in water and live animals

>when the girl looks older than 18 (unless tits)

seriously, just have to reiterate that i hate the censored vagina in eastern porn, it wasn't like that in the 90's or 00's- what happened?

>fat asians


 No.5533909

>>5533908

rapeplay

>when the girl doesn't scream 'NO, or STOP, or PLEASE STOP, or doesn't start sobbing

>when the guy loses his erection

>when no clothing is torn

>when she doesn't get that dead look in her eye after she realizes it isn't going to stop

>when she complains too much or too forcefully

>when the guy only fucks her ass

>when the guy won't slap her in the face

>when she won't stop crying after

>when it's real

teen

>when the guy too young

>when the guy is too skinny

>when the girl too tight/dry and seems to be in pain

>ugly teens

>when it's too vanilla

>when they focus too much on the story

ffm

>when one of the girls is way older/uglier

>when the guy only fucks one of the girls

>when the girls are mean to each other or try to hog the cock

>unrealistic sex positions

>when one of the girls just watches instead of helping (masturbating while watching is acceptable)

>when the guy gets too aroused and blows his load before fully satisfying both women

>when one (or both) of them is obviously very stupid


 No.5534030

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>When the story doesn't make me feel invested in the characters

I can't get off unless I understand who they are and why they've gotten to this point. I can't immerse myself in a fantasy that doesn't touch on the emotions of it's characters.


 No.5534043

>>5534030

you are deprived of affection. you need emergency gf.


 No.5534059

when its just close ups of her vag. I want to see her face, that vagina could be anyone's


 No.5534066

>>5534043

I'm not going to say you're wrong, but I've always been that way. 90% of the "porn" I injest comes in the form of 20+ page online stories because otherwise I can't get excited about it.


 No.5534073

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>>5501701

it was called anal novice. yeah sure


 No.5534092

>>5534030

> I can't immerse myself in a fantasy

you have autism. not even shitting you


 No.5534094

>>5534092

I can, I just have trouble getting off to characters that are just lines or pixels. I need to care about seeing these people get off so I can become a part of it in my mind.


 No.5534095

>>5501701

>When there's so much focus on a girl's ass, and the guy is fucking her with her ass in front of him and he cums on her face, not on her butt

Exactly. Don't tease me with all these great anal positions, and then end the video with a generic cum shot to the face.

Have some originality for once. Use what little dignity you have left, and finish it in her bleached pooper.


 No.5534099

>the porn mouth

>ass fucking

>focus on dicks

>more than one guy

>people who know about porn stars


 No.5534104

>>5534066

the way I see it, porn is usually acting out sexual fantasies. Men deprived of sex have to use videos to satisfy themselves.

what you're doing is idealizing emotions and connection because it's something you're craving. Right now, online stimulus is the closest you can get to it.

feel free to correct me if you don't agree.


 No.5534112

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>>5534104

You're not wrong. I just got out of an emotionally abusive relationship that's lasted just over 7 years, and strangers online are the only people I trust to not try and manipulate me for their own ends.


 No.5534114

>>5534030

i love you


 No.5534123

>>5534112

embrace stoicism

better to feel nothing than to feel what you are going through

Nietzsche didn't make me feel good, but he did allow me to stop feeling the pain

No woman will love you in your current state. you need to heal.


 No.5534131

>>5534123

I've moved to a different city so I don't have the risk of running into people who I knew from that mess or my parents. I figured I'd just do my thing here, feel sad for a while, and slowly get over it.


 No.5534156

>>5501742

>his penis

aaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy that's suspect as fuck cuz


 No.5534217

>>5506583

lmao you need to chill


 No.5540575


 No.5540625

Women.


 No.5543334

I hate when a women have fake tits that are so huge and obviously fake they look hideous. Which is a lot of women in porn, sadly.




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