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part of the ship, part of the crew

File: 1458325079412.jpg (141.17 KB, 975x755, 195:151, 1370962020927.jpg)

 No.5514572

it's time to choose /b/

 No.5514585

i'd choose B even if i didn't have to choose

normie threads gtfo of my 8ch/b/


 No.5514588

>>5514572

But A is photoshop. I can tell from some of the pixels and having seen many shops before


 No.5514589

Pinus will always be supreme.


 No.5514592

b, of course


 No.5514612

>>5514588

B also is a shop, so stop trying to protect yourself from sexual insecurities and choose anon


 No.5514628

also MODS i request a ban for everyone that chooses A


 No.5514651

B, of course.

Because I'm not a faggot.


 No.5514656

File: 1458326013806.png (239.58 KB, 469x506, 469:506, 1451596252922-2.png)

>>5514628

>ban those who disagree with me

Even >>>/leftypol/ wouldn't go this far


 No.5514660

>>5514612

That means that B actually has a vagoo, so I'll choose that as well. Unless I'd just get the bottom half, then I'd rather go with A


 No.5514664

>>5514612

your post reeks of sexual insecurities


 No.5514672

>>5514660

wow, u r such a fag

u want pussy, so it means u want the balg guy on the left, u homo-gay


 No.5514675


 No.5514679

>>5514660

who the fuck in their right mind would choose A? either people who are secretly gay and feel like they should directly associate themselves to pussy all the time or…. I can't even think of an other possibility


 No.5514700

File: 1458326663245-0.jpg (210.53 KB, 717x880, 717:880, 1422916766714.jpg)

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>>5514572

>>5514585

get out

>>5514588

>>5514612

actually A is a woman, her partner cheated on her with the first tranny wachowski


 No.5514708

My "sexual attention" isn't drawn to people with mental disorders OP.


 No.5514745

>>5514708

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resistance_%28psychoanalysis%29

u r deeply disturbed

shouldve made a choice, fag


 No.5514794

>>5514745

>"Resistance" (German: Widerstand) as initially used by Sigmund Freud

stopped reading there, Freud is a quack


 No.5514828

I choose no one


 No.5514844

>>5514794

i dont see u having any achievements in any field

And Freud is right.


 No.5514859

File: 1458328233293.gif (2.65 MB, 250x188, 125:94, i understand what must be ….gif)

this is my choice


 No.5514868

No, faggot.

It's time for you to go back. You spammed this same shit, this exact image, every day for fucking years on 4chan's /b/. Every. Fucking. Day.

Just kill yourself already.


 No.5514933

File: 1458328782190.jpg (33.27 KB, 412x600, 103:150, potheadgirl.jpg)

>>5514745

>Freud


 No.5514954

>>5514933

checked

Also, I've missed that image.


 No.5515003

>>5514933

>you

show me your papers about how Freuds approach has no merit


 No.5515206

>>5514572

Who is B?


 No.5515225

I choose B probably because mind is programmed to look for tits face etc. instead of pussy


 No.5515247

File: 1458332594280.gif (1.65 MB, 236x309, 236:309, 7960271-kalindra-chans.gif)

B - easily

Rather a feminine body with a dick, than a hairy male body with a cunt.


 No.5515271

I'd make them fuck each other while I watch.


 No.5515300

>>5515271

its already recorded, but not with that dickgirl


 No.5515309

>>5514656

/pol/ would, and does.


 No.5515313

>>5515309

Your opinions don't matter


 No.5515341

This is hard. I don't find B attractive but A doesn't have a cock.

#straightgirlproblems


 No.5515377

I thought I escaped this thread a year and a half ago.


 No.5515380

>>5515341

So… What's it gonna be? A or B?


 No.5515396

>>5515341

pls be my gf pls.


 No.5515421

>>5515396

um okay :D


 No.5515430

>>5515341

r u even hot?


 No.5515450

>>5515380

Can I pretend B is actually someone attractive like Sarina Valentina? Because I'd rather get fucked by a pretty girl than bump kitties with a man. That would feel so wrong and couldn't take him seriously if he has no real cock. Plus FtMs are usually creepy or comical.

>>5515396

No.

>>5515430

I feel average but get told I'm a supermodel fairly often.


 No.5515456

File: 1458336007848.gif (1.08 MB, 176x244, 44:61, Sarina Valentina giggling.gif)

>>5515450

>Can I pretend B is actually someone attractive like Sarina Valentina?

Sure :3


 No.5515461

>>5515450

please sit on my face


 No.5515462

>>5515309

leftypol please, you have a whole board for your bait


 No.5515470

>>5515450

prove your averageness with pics

or videos of "bumpin kitties"


 No.5515481

>>5514700

Dubs of eloquence, checked.


 No.5515492

>>5515450

where have you gone? p-please notice me


 No.5515521

>>5515450

Please don't leave, I may have just spoken to a girl on the internet if you're for real, and that's a moment I want to cherish as long as possible. Please let's talk about something dearest lady!


 No.5515522

File: 1458337021478.gif (124.8 KB, 720x480, 3:2, faggot alert.gif)


 No.5515528

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>>5515522

Actually I was being ironic


 No.5515530

>>5515528

no I was being serious. Please, femanon, if you're still here, please reply!


 No.5515531

>>5514572

B, always B


 No.5515536

File: 1458337197437.jpg (43.12 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 165435673.jpg)

My ranking

1/ kill myself (there's always a ways to do it, in every situation)

2/ strangle myself until I eventually pass out

3/ rip my balls off

4/ Fuck A through wall (pic related)

5/ Allow B to suck my dick if it wears pants/skirt/whatever


 No.5515545

>>5515536

>I-I would rather kill myself than letting a ftm/mtf trap blow me

Sure buddy, we believe you :^)


 No.5515547

>>5515536

haha fag a guy sucked your dick


 No.5515554

>>5515300

Got the source? I would like to see this.


 No.5515573

ITT: Millennials insecure about their sexuality

Nothing ever changes.


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 No.5515584

>>5515573

Answer the question Jack


 No.5515589

>>5515573

>Projection: The Post


 No.5515797

bump


 No.5517164

bumpan


 No.5517185

>>5514588

>>5514612

They are both real you idiots


 No.5517352

File: 1458362339064.png (71.2 KB, 642x223, 642:223, Inspiration.png)

>>5514572

Before I die, I'd like to look back on my life and say, "Well, at least I never fucked a dude."

Therefore A.

Also

>Not wanting to fuck A right in the pussy

>Not wanting to hear her pant trying hard to still sound manly

>Not wanting to hear her accidentally let out a girlish squeal as she orgasms.


 No.5517357

File: 1458362448489.png (71.2 KB, 642x223, 642:223, Inspiration.png)

>>5514572

Before I die, I'd like to look back on my life and say, "Well, at least I never fucked a dude."

Therefore A.

Also

>Not wanting to fuck A right in the pussy

>Not wanting to hear her pant trying hard to still sound manly

>Not wanting to hear her accidentally let out a girlish squeal as she orgasms.

Goddamnit cripplekike let me post fucking shit


 No.5517412

>>5517357

You'd be fucking a man, visually, who sometimes *might* sound like a girl. You're fucking a masculine, muscular, hairy body that smells and acts and sounds like a man. You're really fucking gay or a rapist nigger until you reach the point that you're making him sound like a girl.

You fucking faggot.


 No.5517473

>>5517412

Hey it's not ideal. She may look, sound, smell, and act like a man, but it's better than putting my dick in a faggot.


 No.5517496

>>5517473

So if Buck Angel hit on you, you'd say let's go? But if Sarina did, you'd tell her to fuck off?

You sound like a homosexual, anon.


 No.5517520

File: 1458365102119.jpg (45.85 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 6gTr92b.jpg)

>>5517496

>But if Sarina did, you'd tell her to fuck off?

>you'd tell her to fuck off?

>her

I'd tell HIM to fuck off, fague. Fuck that's not even a convincing trap.


 No.5517560

I pick B because I can just ignore the dick and pretend I'm fucking a girl.


 No.5517565

>Have to choose one, because one must draw your sexual attraction.

Bullshit.

Take two different foods: Chocolate cake and roast chicken.

You can put whipped crea on top of a cake and make it taste great. You can put seasoning on the chicken and make it even better.

You put the whipped cream on the chicken, or the seasoning on the chocolate, and you ruin both of them. You're mixing things that don't work together, ruining the whole package.

I may like the engine of my 250cc motorbike because it's economical. I also like riding in luxury cars. Putting a 250cc in a 5 series BMW would ruin both.


 No.5517573

>>5517565

So…if you had to pick would you eat the chicken or the cake?


 No.5517581

>>5517573

I suppose chicken would have more nutritional value than cake. Both would be pretty bad, though.


 No.5517594

>>5517581

Faggot. Seasoned cake is the superior choice.

Now go back to the OP and pick which abomination you would rather fug.


 No.5517611

>>5517565

Fuck off m8 you like the one on the left better unless you are seriously messed up


 No.5517614

>>5517611

I mean right. tee hee


 No.5517627

>>5517520

Sarina's hot dude. You still haven't addressed if an obvious man hit on you, would you be aroused? After all, he has a vagina and apparently you're fucking psychic.


 No.5517633

>>5517565

>if it looks and smells like the girl, I'm going to fuck the man just in case


 No.5517715

>>5517627

>That thing

>hot

Gas yourself, my man.

This is probably b9 but I'll humor you anyway. Without seeing their genitals, and assuming you got a less mannish B, I would be more inclined to take up B's proposition for sex, as I would assume the thing that looks more like a woman is a woman. That's only natural.

But that wasn't the question. The question is upon seeing one of these foul creatures naked as they appear in the pic, which I would fug. As I want to fuck women, I would naturally choose A.


 No.5517718

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 No.5517742

>>5517715

Regardless, every fucking thing about A screams man except the vagina with its unnaturally large clit. Every fucking thing about B screams woman except the cock. So you're more attracted with 90% man than 90% woman. Therefore, you're 90% gay.

See what I did there?


 No.5517769

>>5515341

This is hard. I don't find B attractive at all and A is even worse.

B

>Fake tits

>Looks completely plastic

>Just looks wrong not natural

>Has a penis so by default not interested

A

>Masculine as fuck so by default not interested

Even if it has a vagina


 No.5517790

>>5517769

I agree. They should've chosen a better looking chick. Buck has a nice body and okay face, but the girl is pretty meh in all aspects and doesn't appear particularly healthy-looking.


 No.5517815

>>5517790

So who do we replace her with? I agree it's totally unfair buck has such a nice masculine built physique, and then they throw in that anemic couch potato next to him. Might as well put Mr Olympia next to a landwhale


 No.5517850

>>5517742

Get the fuck out of here with your percentages and tumblr nonbinary bullshit. You're either a man or a woman Or an odd special case not depicted in this hypothetical, you degenerate, and the "every fucking thing" that screams woman is negated by the dick. Once you know about the dick, you know you are fucking a man. Once you willingly fuck a man, you're an irredeemable faggot. If one chooses instead to fuck a woman, no matter how unpleasant or manly, he may still maintain his dignity.


 No.5517918

>>5517850

You just justified fucking a tranny. The stupid math I used was a trap (hue) and you just failed. I totally believe in the gender binary. I think transsexualism is real, and they should conform to the standards of the gender they transition into and not be dickgirls or cuntboys longer than necessary. Because girls with penises and men with vaginas don't exist in nature. They're oxymorons.

It's more difficult for FtMs, because they'll never have a good penis. The shitty one available is expensive as fuck, around $100k. MtFs can get a nice, textured, self-lubricating vagina for less than $30k.

Regardless, you'd still rather fuck a man with a pussy than a woman with a dick. Which means you're the real faggot here.

>muh essentialism

Inhale that dried up musky testosterone cunt, you dumb bitch.


 No.5518023

>>5517918

I appreciate the effort to go for old fashioned trolling rather than modern shitposting. It's refreshing, but you're wrong.

>Regardless, you'd still rather fuck a man with a pussy than a woman with a dick.

There's no such thing. You said it yourself.

>Because girls with penises and men with vaginas don't exist in nature. They're oxymorons.

Not in nature and not in human society. All the surgery in the world can't fix that kind of mental illness. You call them dickgirls and cuntboys, but that's not what they are.

>You just justified fucking a tranny.

That's the goal, isn't it? Both options are fuck a tranny. I simply justified fucking the one who's a woman. I'll take that dry smelly cunt over inconvenient balls.

At any rate I can't stay up all night arguing with ausfags. If thread's still up tomorrow I'll explain in greater detail how I have the superior taste and larger penis.


 No.5518146

>>5518023

I can give someone the decency to call them what they look like. That's not special. If they come off like a man, I'll call them that. And vice versa. I will not call someone by special pronouns. And won't call a total man in a dress a woman.

We'll wait for your justification in fucking a big manly body over a curvy feminine one.


 No.5519105

bamp


 No.5519346

neither


 No.5520014

>>5518146

Call them what you like, but if you call a man in drag a woman, you're just joining in their delusion. I now that see this has clouded your judgement.

>justification in fucking a big manly body over a curvy feminine one.

I already did in >>5517357 , but beyond that a hole is a hole. No one's saying you gotta love it tenderly.


 No.5520016

B because im not a faggot


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 No.5520137

>>5520027

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 No.5520550

File: 1458422046702-0.jpg (258.86 KB, 1280x1920, 2:3, ronda-rousey-2016-bodypain….jpg)

File: 1458422046704-1.jpg (271.71 KB, 1280x1920, 2:3, ronda-rousey-2016-bodypain….jpg)

File: 1458422046706-2.jpg (171.11 KB, 1500x1000, 3:2, ronda-rousey-2016-bodypain….jpg)

Would you lick a masculine pussy?


 No.5521490

>>5520550

I bet she stinks.


 No.5523974

File: 1458479317271.jpg (17.03 KB, 196x310, 98:155, r39.jpg)

Tell me about your dreams


 No.5523992

>Sexy Girlz Chan

http://just-sexy.ru


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 No.5524012

>>5514572

The answer is neither as they're both freaks.

Doesn't matter how many guns are to my head.


 No.5524055

File: 1458483300081.png (334.72 KB, 720x404, 180:101, VVa3lael6q4suvcozEwoxVn8o4….png)

>>5524012

>Doesn't matter how many guns are to my head.

Sure… I believe you :^)


 No.5524081

I'd rather be castrated and given breast implants that fuck either one :^)


 No.5524088

>>5524081

*than

fuck


 No.5524101

File: 1458484635664.jpg (1.08 MB, 1280x1853, 1280:1853, Yamamoto.Takato.2.jpg)

B, but just a cuter version of this

His cock is ugly

Also, I'd like to raise your attention on this :

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Androphilia_and_gynephilia

>gynephilia describes the sexual attraction to women or femininity

Just to avoid the whole "blabla you're gay" debate which is pointless in such cases


 No.5524296

Dick or not B has the body that i am attracted to. i could cope with the dick if i had no other choice but i am repulsed by all aspects of A, were he simply a man i could apreciate his body as a model like the greek did but id not be sexually attracted to him even with a vagina.

Being a straight guy i am attracted to the female body and B has one, lacking a vagina i could still appreciate her body in a sexually attractive way and were we in a monogamous, amorous relationship i could adapt to her but she would have to give killer head but be hella down with anal.


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 No.5526427

There is absolutely nothing wrong with being gay.


 No.5526440

>>5515247

Sause?


 No.5538856

5


 No.5542997

hehe


 No.5543033

Both




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