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part of the ship, part of the crew

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 No.5514711

I just recently converted to Judaism from Islam and I've got to say I haven't felt this great in over 20 years. Islam is such a corrupt religion at it's core and I wish I had a way to convert my parents, but I'm afraid they'd try to hurt me if they found out I have been reading the Talmud.

I don't think they would kill me since we are living in the US as they probably fear persecution from the government/polices, but they might do something like disown me or try to beat me up and even get away with it because of freedom of religion.

My parents were always abusive to me even before they became Islamic, but I guess that's just part of growing up in Detroit. I'm living in New York now and living the dream I've always wanted.

I just need a way to tell my parents…

 No.5514726

gtw im a girl ;)


 No.5514728

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Out of the frying pan, into the oven


 No.5514730

>>5514728

Funny joke and all, but I'm only Jewish, not Israeli.

Your /pol/ memes don't really phase me.


 No.5514738

>>5514711

Do you still live with them?


 No.5514757

>>5514738

No… Why would a man my age live with his old parents.


 No.5514759

>not converting to roman catholic


 No.5514780

>>5514759

That's what we converted to Islam from….


 No.5514782

Cool story/10


 No.5514790

File: 1458327677692.jpg (26.6 KB, 400x470, 40:47, submarine jew.jpg)


 No.5514808

>>5514790

see

>>5514730

>le 4chan joek xddd


 No.5514892

Just tell them like you told them you were gay.


 No.5514957

Move and don't tell them where.


 No.5514970

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>>5514808

why would you want to be a filthy kike mentally?


 No.5515222

>>5514711

Why the fuck do you need to tell your parents you kike sandnigger?

Why the fuck do faggots always feel the need to "come out" about anything in particular?


 No.5515231

>converts from Catholic to Muslim to Jew

Between you and your parents, you're already well on the way to being an SJW shapeshifter. Now you just need a finishing period of being a euphoric atheist, then a trendfag Buddhist "but not religious" then "back to your old faith" which is of course actually Jewish, not one of the other two, and then dye your hair.


 No.5515367

>>5514711

Write it in your suicide note.


 No.5515652

The only advice I can give to you is to leave those crazy fucks ASAP so you can practice whatever religion you believe in. 😊


 No.5515753

>>5514711

WHY WOULD YOU CUT OFF YOUR FORESKIN?


 No.5515804

Pic or fake.


 No.5515821

you could just ask them somethng innocuos

like you say did you go to the mall today?

and they reply yeah jew?


 No.5517771

>>5514711

Kill yourself for converting to any religion


 No.5528192

>>5514711

just speam aramaic to them


 No.5529821

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Just leave your soggy morning cum-sock out for them to find… they'll begin to understand…


 No.5532836

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>be muslim

>convert to judaism

Bahahaha


 No.5533415

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>>5514711

Might as well tell them you're a faggot as well while you're at it.


 No.5533820

>>5514711

Just say "shalom"


 No.5534016

Yeah nah kill yourself.

Judaism is the most corrupt religion Israelite or not. You yourself admitted to being a talmudist so you can go right on to the oven scumbag.


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