/b/ - Random

you're probably still digesting skittles trapped in your colon.

>>5517327

After all those months?

You aren't drinking enough water, so your rainbow faeces are getting compacted and dried out.

Eat wholemeal bread and get some damn fibre in you. Never eat white bread.

>>5517361

I drink 8 bottles a day.

>>5517361

8 bottles of what? Soda water?

How's your fibre intake?

coffee and nicotine gum.

>>5517366

Try drinking it without semen

>>5517369

Water.

Fiber intake is good.

>>5517370

Coffee is shit.

>>5517280

topkek.

You deserve it Amerifat, I hope the only cure is being assraped by a rape ape.

>>5517416

I'm not fat though. I abhor fat people. I don't live around any niggers and the closest zoo is in the next state over, so the chance of me being raped by an ape is slim to none.

>>5517429

Good for you then, buut why did you think eating a 1.5kgs of jew sugarcandy was a good idea?

Pay attention to your fiber intake.

>>5517445

Taste the Rainbow.

>>5517445

I also can't find a way to gain any weight past 200lbs. I've been losing weight for 2 weeks now for some reason.

>>5517453

I am not a /pol/ack. They're far right cucks with no lives, shitposting from somewhere in redneck America.

I just call everything that I dont like "gay" or "jew", because I grew up on 4kek.

>>5517453

back to freeeeeech with u

You have IBS.

About 2months ago, I got a right pain in my arse (not a pun). I couldn't bend over properly or wall without pain

Lasted 2 weeks, my shits got harder and harder to pass, for the last week I was crapping nuggets like you. Then I hadca 2 hour car journey, and It hurt like hell to sit down. An hour in, I feel warm wetness spreading from my arsehole. Checked my arse at the service station - I had about 100ml of yellow white pus all over my boxers. I stuck my finger in my arse, and another 100ml oozed out of a cyst on my ringpiece. After that I was fine. Thanks for reading!>>5517280

Hey OP, if you're still alive then change our diet for a couple of days to white rice and bananas.

I suffers from serious constipation and couldn't shit right for a good while and the doctor recommended me to eat that and it worked well.

your gall bladder is going kaput. problems shitting is one symptom

>>5530752

no..