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It's rape.

Also how do I know if she's single? I don't want to ask er out and end up spilling my spaghetti when she says shes already dating chad.

>>5520887

Why would you even question this? This poor girl is doing her job, you are not one to push your agenda on her. You are a rapist, you are a sick individual.

>>5520898

By waiting for her to get off work and stalking her, idiot. Havnt you ever had gone on a date before?

>>5520922

>By waiting for her to get off work and stalking her

I don't think I have enough time to do that. And wouldn't it be even worse if a stranger walked up to her in the middle of a parking lot and asked if she was single?

>Havnt you ever had gone on a date before?

I'll have you know I've never even talked to a girl outside of my family before.

>>5520931

Just say "Hey, so like, when do you get off?" and gauge her reaction. If she doesn't puke up, follow up with "Maybe I could get you a coffee/beer/lucozade/age appropriate drink?"

>>5520968

Get twitter and be passively interested in as many girls as you can without making it obvious you want to rail them. That's how I got my gf.

If you actually talk to her for a couple minutes it's acceptable to write down your number and give it to her. Then it's her decision whether or not to call you and she wouldn't be in a situation where she's rejecting you while she's trying to treat you like a customer.

>>5521005

Ok new strategy then. Forget about this retail QT and practice talking with chicks who dont make you nervous because they look like your uncle or someshit.

Like literally do everything the same, go to a different store, find a nasty fat sack a shit bitch marinating behind a cash register and ask her out. Just dont go through with the date once you've pulled it off. god no.

Find the next tier up of girl, one who would've made you nervous prior to asking out the Jabba and win with her. Make a game out of it. level your bitches up autistic faggot

Grope her vagina and if she moans it means yes. If you get maced, it means no.

Handing her your fresh soggy cum sock, is always a good way to guage her reaction to you, OP.

Only 326 guys ask her out. 673 more ask for her number. Every day. Give up already.

after your transaction is done, just be like "So, what time you get off work? Because I thought we could go get a drink"

>>5524001

This shit will prolly work. Simple and direct. Just make sure you dont second guess or falter.

Dont add "or, you know, you dont have to" or anything of the sort.

Keep it direct and simple.if she declines, she declines. Be proud that you actually nutted up and did something about it.

Godspeed

>>5524001

This shit will prolly work. Simple and direct. Just make sure you dont second guess or falter.

Dont add "or, you know, you dont have to" or anything of the sort.

Keep it direct and simple.if she declines, she declines. Be proud that you actually nutted up and did something about it.

Godspeed

Tbh, its only acceptable if youre good looking. If youre not attractive than youre just being a fucking creep

>>5520887

If you are normal enough to pick up on social cues and she is genuinely interested in you, then yes, it is socially acceptable.

If you are asking here, however, you are probably autistic and it is probably not going to go well for you. It won't be the end of the world or anything though, you'll just be embarrassed as hell for awhile, but after awhile you will return to normal and realize that maybe it wasn't so bad after all.

>>5524248

If you're lingering, you're being a creep.

Don't stay there longer than needed. I've seen good looking dudes fuck up because they tried to hard and their autism shined.

There was a fat fuck where I used to work that would pull more tail than a curious kid at a petting zoo. That guy knew what he wanted and went for it.

As cheesy as it fucking is, confidence is key.

>>5520931

>I'll have you know I've never even talked to a girl outside of my family before.

wat? were you born yesterday?

>>5520931

>I'll have you know I've never even talked to a girl outside of my family before.

wat? were you born yesterday?

Hotwheels let me fucking post

If you're lingering, you're being a creep.

Don't stay there longer than needed. I've seen good looking dudes fuck up because they tried to hard and their autism shined.

There was a fat fuck where I used to work that would pull more tail than a curious kid at a petting zoo. That guy knew what he wanted and went for it.

As cheesy as it fucking is, confidence is key.

>>5520887

it took me a good 45 seconds to figure out wtf i was looking at.. I swear it looked like somebody spreading their asshole onto a kid like getting ready to shit on him or something. his ear looks like a balloon knot

no.

you are going to die alone and miserable. give up.

>>5520887

You can give her your number on a napkin but don't actually verbally ask her out.

It's the job of Cashiers/CSR's to be nice to customers no matter what, and they also can't just walk away from you to end the conversation because they have to stay at their post. Asking her out verbally will make her feel trapped and put her on the spot (It puts everyone, everywhere on the spot) but worse because she can't respond naturally to it since she's at work.

You might be one of those dipshit guys who thinks cornering a woman and laying the pressure on her increases your odds of getting a positive answer, and somehow thats good to you even knowing she will likely back out after - but the opposite is true. You're far more likely to get a positive response from her if her first encounter with you isn't uncomfortable, aggressive and negative.

Just go in and order/buy something, ask her about her day and stuff, smile, try to be charming but for the love of god don't talk too much or you'll shoot yourself in the foot. Leave for a bit (if its a food place, eat your food and then when you're done go back up to her) and give her your number and just smile and walk out).

It's socially acceptable to break social boundaries if you acknowledge you are breaking one.

Yeah go for it.

>>5520898

You don't know. And you don't need to know.

If she's dating someone, is a whore, and liked you, she won't say anything about dating anyone. She'll call you regardless.

If she's dating someone, liked you, and isn't a whore, she might mention she has a boyfriend or she might not, and hang onto your number incase the current relationship doesn't work out. Then you might get a call down the line.

>>5541130

>>So, what time you get off work? Because I thought we could go get a drink

I don't like that either. Don't assume she has nothing better to do after work than slink off to a bar with a stranger. If she's not that kind of girl, you blew it already.

max autism keks

The real question is.

What are you going to do when you are dating her if she says yes.

Inevitably, she will find out you are a freak. What then?

And she will tell her grill friends. And then, everyone will know you will be have autisimo.

Then, you will be a wizard

>>5547366 (checked)

In other words, leave the spaghetti in the spaghetti aisle