No.5521041
Why aren't you fapping to Star yet, /b/?
No.5521079
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Who says I'm not?
Star is so fucking great, because she's sexually active and no one gives a fuck, because she's so natural about it.
Surprise, sex is normal and teens have sex.
No.5521107
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because there's only like 1 actually hot image of her, and this is it.
The others are just lame
No.5521116
>>5521107
She needs to stick that wand up her butt.
No.5521120
No.5521134
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>>5521120
She's 14.
That's legal in most countries. Ok, maybe not most, but in many.
I openly had a 14 year old girlfriend when I was 30. No one acts as if it's scandalous if you're not all weird about it.
No.5521283
>>5521107
Just fap to the show. That's 24 super-arousing images per second flashing in front of your eyes.
No.5521311
Why fap when you can just endure it for the honeymoon?
No.5521373
Too old. Toddlerstar or gtfo
No.5521382
Grinning potato toons need to die tbh
No.5521383
>>5521120
>too young
How can you say no to this face?
No.5521472
No.5521486
>>5521373
What if we just took 14 year old Star and dressed her up like a toddler against her will?
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No.5521539
star is str8 ^ shit tier tbh fam
No.5521600
What do you guys think her farts smell like
No.5521623
No.5521677
>>5521600
Rainbows, obviously.
No.5521872
No.5522052
>>5521600
Don't even get me started.
No.5522104
>>5522052
Who is this semen demon?
No.5522123
>>5522104
Lurk for Toaru Majutsu no Index or Toaru Kagaku no Railgun and you find her
The rest of you, Do you have the sauce where Star says she's not virgin anymore? Some anons say some shit about the back of a car, and they say is canon, but no one give me the sauce of that.
No.5522127
>>5521041
Because I'm already dedicated to my waifu
No.5522140
>>5522123
http://yp1.yayponies.no/yaystar/star.php
Episode 11 - "Mewberty"
It's never made explicitly clear what they did in the car, but given the context (Star is lusting after boys) it's as explicit as they could possibly get away with on Disney XD.
No.5522149
>>5522123
>Some anons say some shit about the back of a car
The top of a car.
>and they say is canon
It is. She lost her virginity in a car and in the clouds. The car was flying. Or rather, falling.
And it was funny because just before that she had become a literal semen demon. All purple and monstrous. Still pretty cute tough.
No.5522152
>>5522144
>tripfagging
Kill yourself
No.5522153
>>5522140
Thanks anon. So Star is used goods and a whore? That beaner dude who talks to her is friendzoned and cucked by her?
>>5522144
That's the name of the channel "Disney XD" you edgy idiot
Dubs that need to lurk moar
No.5522157
>>5522155
>damage control
Kill yourself.
No.5522160
>>5522153
>So Star is used goods and a whore?
Nothing was made explicitly clear, and she's not even human, so you should really draw your own conclusions.
>That beaner dude who talks to her is friendzoned and cucked by her?
I'm pretty sure she'd fuck him too if he offered. You can't get cucked by someone you've never even expressed any romantic interest in.
No.5522163
>>5522149
Thanks for the info, I just want to know the name of the episode. Did she lost her virginity with the beaner or with other creature?
No.5522169
>>5522163
She lost it while horseback riding.
No.5522172
>>5522163
see >>5522140
She lost it to another guy at the school.
No.5522184
>>5522169
lel "horseback riding". You remind me of that faceberg page called "no hymen no diamond"
>>5522172
What a fucking loser the beaner is. Lost the chance to fuck an interdimensional princess to the School's Chad. The spic must be such a supreme gentleman.
No.5522208
>>5522184
Rather than drawing conclusions from anons' descriptions on /b/, you could just watch the show.
Half the staff writing it seem to want Marco and Star to become more than just friends, so it's hardly a lost cause.
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>>5522208
>53108234_p0.png
That's a Pixiv filename.
Is there porn there? If so, gimme.
>>5521382
>Grinning potato toons need to die tbh
Easier, faster, cheaper to animate.
No.5522266
>>5522208
>Half the staff writing
That's even sadder. Just make the beaner a raging faggot or make him kill himself. It's like the staff of the series have a cuckoldry fetish. Despite the spic has a crush on another girl, the guy is too beta to confess to her. Is the how Disney portrays the /r9k/ robot?
I'm seeing the series is just I didn't watch the aforementioned episode yet. I just saw it, and I'm appalled that the beaner let Star to go with the keytar loser in the most beta fashion possible.
No.5522279
>>5522266
He's a musician and got to pop Star's cherry.
There's a lesson there, kids.
No.5522303
>>5522279
That explains why Lemmy Kilmister fucked more than 1000 girls
No.5522473
No.5522625
>>5522473
You're a good friend and the champion.
No.5522804
>>5522303
>Lemmy Kilmister fucked more than 1000 girls
Did he?
Is that why he died?
No.5523350
>>5522804
That's what he claimed and no, he died of cancer for consuming speed and drinking alcohol. Before he died he was diagnosed with Diabetes.
No.5523792
>>5522266
I feel bad for you. It must be awful to perpetually view everyone you encounter - even fictional characters - in terms of "alpha"/"beta" and "cuckolding". There's really no need to be so insecure about your sexual prowess.
No.5523797
>>5523792
It's true though. Life is a competition. Most anons can't compete well socially or romantically due to autism or being white. They'll eventually settle to not be alone and resent their gf/wife. She'll pick up on that, bickering will intensify, the sex life will wither and die but they'll be bound to each other financially. At that point most of their friends will have drifted apart and anon and his fat bitchy wife will be each other's only friend.
He'll look at these cartoon girls and waifus and feel nothing, which will be no different than every other day for the rest of his empty life.
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>>5521041
I can't fap to something i grew emotional attraction.
No.5523852
>>5523797
Speaking as someone who is absolutely fucked relationship-wise (in the bad way, not the good way), I think you need to take a step back and look at the big picture. Relationships are just one part of life, and if the game sucks then you can just choose not to play. Focus on other things, become interesting in other ways, and then with any luck you might just find the relationship side of things has sorted itself out.
Don't take shit from society and don't let social norms dictate how you live your life. Find your own joy, and if that's actually not possible, then there's really no point living at all. The worst thing you can do is coast along being miserable but not doing anything to change it. Every moment you have an almost infinite variety of options before you, so why keep picking the ones which lead back to the same place?
If you have the autisms, go and talk to random strangers. There are ~7 billion people on the planet, so even if you screw up the first million times, there are still plenty of people who won't think you're weird. Social stuff can be hard, but with enough practice you can learn to do anything. As a bonus, you might have some interesting conversations.
No.5523858
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>>5523815
You're just not trying hard enough.
No.5523881
>>5523852
This is my actual life story anon. Just waiting to die and hoping to refrain from killing her.
That said, you're right. Others can take your steps and make positive steps to improve their lives. I could too but I'd rather just passively and slowly die. Mainly because my family would be scarred horribly if I an hero'd or nastily hurt my gf.
No.5523919
>>5523350
>That's what he claimed
And I believe it. I saw him live, you know.
Last May, Motorhead came with Judas Priest to my little country and it was supremely brutal.
No.5523922
>>5523881
Well, I'm sorry to hear that anon.
Still, you shouldn't feel like you're completely out of options. Life is an incredibly complex problem, and there's almost always a way to improve things if you can find it.
Whatever you choose to do, I wish you the absolute best of luck.
>>5522473
This is wonderful! I've already found 3 new images related to my fetish. Unfortunately most of the images are untagged, so I'm doing what I can to remedy that.
No.5524364
>>5523792
>so insecure
You missed the point by too far fam. If you like someone go for it, rather that cling along to that person and pretend you're her friend in hopes someday she has some pity and throw you a bone. The worst that could happen is that she rejects you, and when that happen you can move on or shitpost feels on /r9k/.
Having hopes about something that is clearly not going to happen is bad. And it is pathetic. I find amusing that now kids shows have no shame in showing a character with such low standards and glamorized it.
Even if the spic has no feelings for star it would be interesting and character-developing if star helps him to overcome his spaghetti spilling and encourage him to make the first move with his crush.
But that's not going to happen. It just will be cock teasing and social ineptitude
No.5524430
>>5524364
Of course you're right that in real life it's better to just go for it and see what happens rather than waiting for other people to make the move.
My point was that you are so obsessed with ideas like cuckolding that it hampers your ability to enjoy fictional cartoons. Real "alphas" generally don't spend every waking moment categorising things by greek letters and labelling everything they dislike as cuckolding.
In fact, if you'd watch the show rather than shitposting here, you'd see that they actually address the precise point you're making and give the message that you should get over your fears and go for it.
No.5524475
>>5524364
>>5524430
I agree, people here tend to look at everything in terms of who's a cuck and who's not even in fiction where it hardly ever applies.
Of course, that's not to say that it doesn't ever apply, as pic related can attest. But sometimes a show is just a show
No.5524595
>>5524475
Even that pic could easily just be coincidence. Every bit of evidence in it has a perfectly plausible alternate explanation.
No.5524692
Here are some exploitables.
No.5524697
>>5524595
Just about everything has an alternate explanation, so really it just comes down to which seems more plausible or which you prefer to believe. Personally if I had children, after seeing things like this about a show I wouldn't take my chances on it.
No.5524742
>>5524697
I don't know what you're afraid might happen to kids who watch it.
If they get the references then they already know about cuckolding porn, and watching a shitty TV show won't make any difference.
If they haven't encountered cuckolding porn then they won't get the references. Sexual innuendo isn't some supernatural mind-virus which can infect people without them even realising.
That said, there are plenty of good reasons not to want your kids watching shit like that. The fact it apparently plays bullying for laughs, for example. It's brain-dead entertainment for idiots, but it isn't going to give your kids a cuckolding fetish.
No.5524814
>>5524742
>normalising doesn't exist
>they either know about it or they don't
>someone putting fetish references in a kids show it totally fine and acceptable
Get out shill.
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>>5524814
>anyone who disagrees with me is a shill
No.5527758
>>5524430
I think the series is affected in that aspect by lazy writing. One my fears with this series is that, despite having a good premise (which reminds me of Bewitched, I Dream of Jeannie or My life as a teenage robot) is that Star after having all the male alumni as boyfriends, finally settles for the spic.And the beaner accepts that without any dignity
That's a bad message. I don't mind if they don't end together. I mind the lack of assertiveness of the spic, which is just rehashing the dumb husband meme. And glorifying the myth that girls can use "male friends" as punching bags without consequences.
No.5529802
No.5529804
>>5524859
LOL ES GUF REEL?
No.5530464
>>5521079
Wait, she has sex? And it's canon in the show? That sex not only exists but is bring had by this chick? I need answers!
No.5530926
>>5530464
Just read the whole thread m8
No.5531287
>>5531208
I wish Simon had a fuckin patreon or at least a DA.
Any way to contact him and pay for commissions.
No.5531314
>>5531208
…does a non-censored version of the last image exist?
No.5535834
>>5531314
Non-censored? So you can see her panties?
No.5540329
she's bpd trash
good for a fuck and to be discarded
same reason I'm not fapping to jersey shore whores
No.5540647
>>5540329
>same reason I'm not fapping to jersey shore whores
They're ugly though. Star a QT and she's so sweet.
No.5541914
No.5542128
>>5541929
You can stop now.
No.5544115
No.5544167
>>5530926
it doesn't explain it, faggot
No.5544524
who is this White Tears Wizard?
No.5544568
No.5544925
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>>5544167
>ugh is too tiresome to read a whole thread, what a lazy fuckshit I am!
Dude just go to >>5522140
There's even a Mega link to download the infamous episode, you impatient fucktard.
No.5544939
>>5544524
Star Butterfly, the lead character of Star vs The Forces of Evil. Also a little whore who like to fuck scene kids and cockteasing & friendzoning beaners
No.5545002
No.5545059
>>5544939
>a little whore who like to fuck scene kids
Hey, don't be shaming. She's a healthy young girl with a sex life, deal.
No.5545381
1. Her voice actor is terrible, she is supposed to be 14 not in her late 30's
2. The hair becoming transparent when in front of something bugs me to no end, it always looks like im looking at an editing glitch that should have been fixed in post.
3. Something about the curved teeth and eyes bug me. Curved teeth was done in the earily 1900's by disney, surely our technology has improved enough to avoid this by now. I can't place what I don't like, in particular with marco's eyes,
No.5545445
Where can I download all of the seasons and current episodes?
No.5547449
>>5545059
>She's a healthy young girl with a sex life
you mistook this thread for /r/cuckoldcommunity
No.5547463
>>5547461
you have to be good looking otherwise it's wrong.
No.5547506
>>5547463
>you have to be good looking
You know what's funny? I'm no longer good looking and I still get teen pussy, because I act good looking.
>That makes no fucking sense
You say.
Allow me to explain: I used to be painfully pretty, so grew confident and learned how to approach girls. Then when I was about 25 I began to lose my hair and gained weight, but I only knew how to act confident so I kept that.
Now I'm not completely bald, and I have lost most of the extra weight, but I'm telling you attitude>looks.
It's really true,man.
>>5547461
I was fucking a 14 year old when I was 30, is what I said, man who has no jurisdiction and that lives in another country anyway. Also, 14 is legal here.
But also I've fucked younger than that, call someone who cares.
No.5547626
This is one of the worst cartoons on television.
I don't get how anybody likes it.
Even most of Star's porn is absolutely shit.
Is this a politically correct My Little Pony for normalfags? Because it's just as autistic and unwatchable.
No.5547668
>>5547626
>I don't get how anybody likes it
Blondie is hot.