No.5523520
You are the newest superhero on the block.
MEAT MAN
What do you do on your first day?
No.5523527
Team up with Meat Girl and save the day.
No.5523545
Go to a local vegan convention and turkey-slap some bitches.
No.5523575
punch muslims in the face with my huge pork fists.
No.5523637
No.5523702
Say "Eat Me" with a smiling smirk on my face as a response to anthing said to me
No.5523764
Go fuck up peta after yelling "nice to meat you"
No.5523769
i scream at him
VIDEO GAMES
FUCK YOU
No.5523877
create the world's first self bondage meatman barbeque fetish porn. Eat my own cooked flesh whilst masturbating to the euphoria of what I have just done
No.5523880
I rape a prostitute and tell her to stop breaking bitch
No.5523910
>>5523647
I don't know what the fuck he's talking about but he seemed to have good sources. I don't eat meat but it's like even when vegans are right about something they find a way to make it seem really fucking gay.
No.5527231
>>5523645
>>5523647
Meeting a fellow vegan on 8chan. awesome!
I'm still voting Trump though!
No.5535251
>>5523520
spread my meat everywhere
No.5535293
>current year
>not being a Muslim
convert, dirty pig
No.5535468
>>5527231
Vegans are pussy faggots, a lot of them are hardcore SJWs, veganism is also in the process of intersecting with feminism.
I hate you animal fuckers with a passion.
Kill yourself.
No.5535541
>>5523527
So you're saying… you want to… MEAT UP.
No.5535587
>>5535468
You should keep an eye on your blood-pressure, consuming all that SALT
There are lots of non-hippies who go vegan solely for the supreme health benefits
>I hate you fuckers with a passion.
Not surprised. Envy leads to hate. You WISH you could have 10% body-fat like me, and the other Whole-foods-plant-based dieters
No.5535623
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No.5535662
No.5535811
>>5535587
>There are lots of non-hippies who go vegan
But i'm not talking about hippies, I am talking about SJWs. Not all SJWs are hippies and vice versa.
>Envy leads to hate
I don't envy your kind. You people are a cancer and are destroying traditional values. Our ancestors consumed meat, other mammals that relate to us also consume meat. You are creating an ideologue and pushing it so hard that you don't even realize the consequences. Humans have evolved as omnivores, this is what we are.
>for the supreme health benefits
You also seem to not realize that plants are also infested with GMOs, it's not just meat. You probably buy your vegetables from a corporate retailer, I doubt you pay extra for "organic" foods since you are probably a NEET faggot.
No.5535859
>>5535587
Enjoy mal-nutrition as you struggle to maintain your daily protein requirements. Red meat may be shit tier but you have no excuse for refusing free range poultry and fish.
No.5535882
>>5535541
Gotta meat 'em all
No.5536263
>>5535859
>struggle to meet your daily protein requirements
NUMBER OF NON-FAMINE RELATED MEDICALLY DIAGNOSED PROTEIN DEFICIENCIES IN THE WEST: 0
>No excuse for refusing poultry and fish
How about pthalates, mercury, saturated-fat, cholesterol, heme-iron, and high microbial-loads?
>>5535811
> Humans have evolved as omnivores, this is what we are.
Humans have 0 adaptations for eating meat beyond the bacteria in our gut.
Compare the digestive systems and teeth of any animal with humans. We have long intestines, 3X our body-length (unlike carnivores) Fit only for digesting plant material. (meat, dairy, and egg consumption is the leading cause of colo-rectal cancer)
We have shorter canines than horses, they function as incisors,
We manufacture our own cholesterol, and we get ATHEROSCLEROSIS from eating too much exogenous cholesterol and saturated fat.
Don't delude yourself, every part of your anatomy is unsuited to eating meat, dairy, and eggs.
>But meat made us smart!
The extra calories allotted from cooking one's food is what made us smart. Your brain runs on 100% glucose. Much more glucose is obtained from cooked starch than from flesh.
BUT DON'T LISTEN TO ME, OR THE W.H.O., OR THE BOARD OF DIETETICS, OR THE BOARD OF CARDIOLOGY
STAY FAT AND UNDER-CARBED
LESS COMPETITION
No.5536281
>>5536263
this guy's protein intake consists solely of cum
No.5536289
>>5535859
> no excuse for refusing free range poultry
>MUH CAGE-FREE
>MY MEAT IS SO CLEAN AN PURE
>SO ETHICAL
No.5536293
>>5536281
>this guy's protein intake consists solely of cum
nice damage-control, lard-ass
No.5536296
>>5536293
not even from this thread, i eat meat because i like the thought of animals dying for my food. stay cucked vegans
No.5536329
>>5536296
Do you also like the idea of getting loads of exogenous estrogen from your dairy?
How do you feel about the saturated-fat and cholesterol clogging your arteries?
How do you feel about your gynaecomastia, you chubby little queer?
No.5536346
>>5536263
>Humans have 0 adaptations for eating meat beyond the bacteria in our gut.
You are basing it on our teeth, and nothing else.
See this article:
http://www.naturalnews.com/036911_cavemen_vegetarian_meat-eaters.html
>Don't delude yourself, every part of your anatomy is unsuited to eating meat, dairy, and eggs.
Don't delude yourself, there is only a small minority of people that can't handle dairy, this is due to environmental factors and illnesses.
>Much more glucose is obtained from cooked starch than from flesh.
So? Combining the two is completely relevant. To say that starch has more glucose, therefore we only ate vegetables is like saying "beans have a lot of protein, therefore we only ate beans". It's a speculation at best.
No.5536350
>>5536329
sorry, i don't remember saying anything about dairy, you fucking idiot. vegans have the same tired old arguments about how much healthier they are, yet irl i never have met a vegan who isn't a pasty twig with not enough protein
No.5536410
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>>5536346
>You are basing it on our teeth, and nothing else.
Did you ignore the part about intestinal length and chronic-disease caused by meat, dairy, and egg consumption
> there is only a small minority of people that can't handle dairy, this is due to environmental factors and illnesses.
Just because you can "handle" something, doesn't make it good for you.
I can "handle" cigarettes just fine
>To say that starch has more glucose, therefore we only ate vegetables is like saying "beans have a lot of protein, therefore we only ate beans". It's a speculation at best.
YOU ARE COMPLETELY MISSING MY POINT
I AM NOT ARGUING THAT YOU SHOULDN'T EAT MEAT BECAUSE I THINK OUR ANCESTORS DID SO RARELY.
I AM ARGUING THE OBJECTIVE HEALTH CONSEQUENCES OF EATING MEAT, DAIRY, AND EGGS WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY FIGHTING THE ERRONEOUS ASSUMPTION THAT BECAUSE CAVE-MEN ATE MEAT WE ALSO NEED TO.
>>5536350
>pasty twig with not enough protein
Keep stuffing yourself with excess protein, I'm sure you'll be lean and ripped one day– Just like your bodybuilding idols who TOTALLY don't take anabolic steroids or HGH
No.5536431
>>5536410
>BECAUSE I THINK OUR ANCESTORS DID SO RARELY
Exactly.
"I think"
You have no facts to back up your claim, it's all just speculation. You are believing in what you want to believe in.
There are plenty of resources out there that prove our ancestors ate meat, just look at anthropological evidence. Do some research and stop being such a faggot that relies on the ideologues that were served to you on your SJW platter.
No.5536440
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>>5536346
>http://www.naturalnews.com/036911_cavemen_vegetarian_meat-eaters.html
THIS STUDY CITES T. COLIN CAMPBELL, A VEGAN DOCTOR WHO CURES HIS PATIENTS' DIABETES AND HEART DISEASE WITH A WHOLE-FOODS-PLANT-BASED DIET.
THE ARTICLE EVEN STATES THE HEALTH CONSEQUENCES OF MEAT CONSUMPTION
CAN YOU EVEN READ?
ALSO CITES NEAL BERNARD
>>5536329
VERY RELATED
No.5536443
>>5536410
your strawman arguments, are ridiculous and untrue. plus your so-called "scientific" arguments have little basis in fact, and involve cherry-picking studies and interpreting the results in specific ways, to benefit your ideology. you can babble all you want about the "healthy" lifestyle of vegans, but the fact is that in reality, it never seems to work out that way, strange.
No.5536451
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>>5536431
Way to completely ignore the medical facts and try to paint me as an SJW for damage-control.
I am not claiming that humans did not eat meat, obviously they did. But the Smithsonian Institute says that the human diet has always been starch-based. Google "Why Fire Makes Us Human"
No.5536452
>>5536440
you're basing it on what the article cites rather than the content, here, I'll quote a very important fact from the article:
>Researchers said that species "relied more on plant-based foodstuffs," while the species that evolved into today's modern Homo Sapiens beginning about a hundred centuries years ago did not.
You are a product of mammals that ate meat regularly. How does that make you feel?
No.5536456
Give everyone shit for not being a mountain of beef like myself.
No.5536468
>>5536452
>>5536443
You denialist morons would rather focus on the irrelevant past than on the present state of things.
MEAT, DAIRY, AND EGGS ARE NOT HEALTH-FOODS
The diseases of kings are the diseases of a rich meat-filled diet. Atherosclerosis, diabetes, heart-disease, colon-cancer, OBESITY, etc. . .
No.5536474
>>5536452
>you're basing it on what the article cites rather than the content
The content is based on the citations you ass-hat
That's how research papers claim evidence
No.5536491
>>5536468
>MEAT, DAIRY, AND EGGS ARE NOT HEALTH-FOODS
Yet we are exposed to dairy from day one (our mom's tit).
Nice meme
No.5536493
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>>5536443
> you can babble all you want about the "healthy" lifestyle of vegans, but the fact is that in reality, it never seems to work out that way,
That's why the head of the American Board of Cardiology is vegan, right? Because he doesn't care about his health?
> cherry-picking studies and interpreting the results in specific ways, to benefit your ideology.
These studies are not funded my vegan agencies, yet all the studies I've seen saying "butter is healthy" or "don't worry about cholesterol from eggs" have been funded by the meat, dairy, and egg industry.
Check the authors of my studies, see who they take donations from.
If I'm cherry-picking than show me YOUR peer-reviewed scientific studies proving that meat, dairy, and eggs pose no health risk.
No.5536505
>>5536474
>The content is based on the citations you ass-hat
So you are saying that all content is binary. Everything a single person says is based on one agenda and never strays from that agenda?
Think again.
No.5536511
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>>5536491
You and I both know that consuming your mother's milk as an infant, and consuming cow's milk as an adult are very different things.
A BABY needs the IGF-1 to grow faster, as an adult consuming lots of IGF-1 just makes you fatter with a proclivity to developing cancer.
No.5536521
>>5536505
You are completely ignoring the point so you don't have to reconsider your diet.
The content in the article you posted cites T. Colin Campbell and Neal Bernard's work as evidence in what the article asserts.
I know these doctors have nothing to do with the cave-man part. But the caveman part is irrelevant to whether or not consuming meat, dairy, and eggs causes chronic disease and weight-gain.
No.5536542
>>5536491
>>5536468
Dairy should not be necessary as an adult and could lead to an iron deficiency. Some is good, but don't let it replace water.
Eggs has some good nutrients, but is not vital in a balanced diet.
Meat is vital for a healthy body. Particularly for a male.
No.5536555
>>5536542
>Meat is vital for a healthy body. Particularly for a male.
Vegan men, on average, have higher testosterone than meat-eaters
Meat is vital, however, if you want poor cardio-vascular health, and by extension, softer shorter erections
No.5536560
>>5536555
According to one shitty study which has been referenced by many other shitty studies.
No.5536562
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>>5536542
>Eggs has some good nutrients
Is cholesterol and saturated-fat "good nutrients"
Surprised you knew about dairy causing anemia tho. Props 4 that
No.5536575
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>>5536560
Where's the litany of studies proving me wrong then, huh?
If you're right there should be studies (NOT FUNDED MY THE MEAT/BODYBUILDING INDUSTRY) that prove meat-eating has a positive correlation with free testosterone in males.
I just had blood-work done and my testosterone levels are grrrrreat. No deficiencies either.
No.5536587
>>5523877
You can do that now.
No.5536590
>>5523520
OP, you retard, you're already made of meat.
No.5536594
>>5523880
You can't rape a prostitute. It's just theft.
No.5536645
>>5536575
>NOT FUNDED MY THE MEAT/BODYBUILDING INDUSTRY
Are you saying that no one has any monetary interest in your hypothesis? Meat is important for a well functioning brain.
No.5536673
>>5536468
Vegans are weak. They are the true betas of the human species.
No.5536697
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>>5536645
>Are you saying that no one has any monetary interest in your hypothesis?
Google the authors of the studies I post, check who they take donations from. You'll find they are not funded by industries with a vested economic interest in promoting veganism.
>Meat is important for a well functioning brain.
What nutrient(s) specifically?
You don't know a fucking thing about anatomy or nutrition
>>5536673
Not being able to climb stairs because your arteries are clogged with saturated-fat and cholesterol is weakness. Caring about one's health and fitness is strength.
Willing to say anything to avoid changing your diet, huh? YOU are weak.
No.5536857
>>5536697
No, being too scared to even accept one's role in the food chain as a predator is weakness. I sincerely believe that if we happened to live in tribes today, you would not be man enough to hunt, and probably wouldn't reproduce.
No.5536905
>>5536857
YOUR CAVE-MAN FANTASY ROLE-PLAY IS PRETTY AUTISTIC
A WHOLE FOOD PLANT BASED DIET IS OBJECTIVELY HEALTHIER THAN A DIET CONTAINING MEAT, DAIRY, AND EGGS
>accept one's role in the food chain as a predator
WHAT A STRONG PREDATOR YOU ARE, EATING PREPARED AND CLEANED FLESH FROM AN ANIMAL SOMEONE ELSE HAS KILLED.
GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE IS SO HARDCORE
WHAT ADAPTATIONS DO YOU HAVE TO CALL YOURSELF A PREDATOR
>B-But muh canine teeth
YOUR TINY ITSY-BITSY CANINES? SMALLER THAN THE CANINES OF A HORSE. SMALLER AND FLATTER THAN THE CANINES OF MANY FULLY HERBIVOROUS MAMMALS.
HAHAHAHA
YOU'VE GOT NOTHING!
No.5536946
>>5536905
>CAPSLOCK MODE ENGAGED
uh oh, he's serious guys, better not mess with this leaf eater
No.5536982
>>5536946
LIKE I SAID
YOU'VE GOT NOTHING!
No.5536991
>>5536982
i just entered the thread solely to laugh at you sperging out dude, like who actually gives a shit that much?
No.5537006
>>5536946
>>5536991
What a strong argument for the health benefits of meat
>I'm better because I don't care.
You may not care. . .
BUT YOU'RE STILL WRONG
-enjoy heart-disease, enjoy suffering through your twilight years wracked with chronic disease.
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No.5537044
>>5537006
holy shit faggot where did I ever display the smallest interest in your retarded argument? I don't give a shit if meat is good or bad for you, I don't give a shit if eating plants gives you a giant cock and makes you rich, I'm just sitting here laughing at you going full retard over it in a dumb thread about superheroes.
the fact you care that much about it kind of implies you have some deep seated insecurity about your choice, that you feel you need to prove it to everyone you speak to (even on an anonymous imageboard that, once this thread is over, noone will remember in 10 minutes time)
go debate with someone irl or something. but i can't guarantee they will give a shit either.
p.s. good pics
No.5537069
>>5536905
Your main problem is that you've been misinformed. People told you that not eating meat is healthy and you believed it. You probably also believe that canola oil is healthier than palm oil. You probably even believe that the molecular structure of a protein doesn't matter, as long as it can be categorized as a protein. You probably believe that soy protein = meat protein, and that soy is anything but poison. I pity you. Get well soon. :*
No.5537139
>>5537044
>going full retard over it in a dumb thread about superheroes
Not totally wrong
>the fact you care that much about it kind of implies you have some deep seated insecurity
I do this because I can't stand it when people give each other advice that will is objectively false and has sever consequences.
>>5537069
>People told you that not eating meat is healthy and you believed it
Read the work of Dr. Caldwell Essystein, Dr. Neil Bernard, T. Colin Campbell, The American Board of Dietetics, The American Board of Cardiology, etc. . .
>You probably also believe that canola oil is healthier than palm oil
Isolated oils aren't healthy in general
>You probably believe that soy protein = meat protein
No, soy protein is objectively healthier. Protein from meat contains significantly more sulfur, and it's a lot harsher on your gut and kidneys.
Although I don't eat soy regardless.
> that soy is anything but poison.
If you're going to claim that soy has too much estrogen, you're an idiot.
Not only is PHYTOestrogen from soy inactive in mammals, but your alternative protein source contains MAMMALIAN ESTROGEN which is PROVEN to be feminizing.
Don't believe me? You don't have to.
Any un-biased (not funded by the meat industry) scholarly article will prove it to you.
Check metabolic ward studies, the methods are airtight as nutritional studies can be.
No.5537210
>>5523520
Aquire talking meat bun with cute hat
No.5538241
>>5536329
>you chubby little queer
I'm going to use that.
Thank you.
No.5538272
>>5537044
Is that Hellscream?
No.5538550
>>5536289
Jokes on you vegetarian faggots, I live on a farm with a river nearby.
No.5539317
>>5537139
You read and understand the first two studies right? Those studies show nothing about milk or meat consumption being unhealthy for you in general. In fact, the first study is talking about a compound not even naturally found in meat, but found in fertilizers.
The second study only applies to cows that are currently going through pregnancy and have higher levels of estrogen as is to be expected during the pregnancy. This is a problem of stopping the usage of milk obtained during a cows pregnancy, nothing about the usage of milk itself.
The third study is frankly common sense. It does not specify whether the weight gained is protein or fat, all it did was specify that dense foods such as meat add density to humans, and if you want to decrease density, you should cut down on meat. That study is entirely about cutting down weight, not about how unhealthy meat is for you.
I've read your other articles that you have posted, and they all go by the same tune.
1. They are telling you that anything in too high quantities are bad for your health. Says nothing about moderate intake
2. Some chemical has been found in meat that is naturally not found, and is due to the disgusting feeding habits farmers put their cattle through. Says nothing about meat itself.
3. The study has absolutely nothing to do with how healthy meat and dairy are versus plants.
The first is the usual case. If you have high intake of anything whether that be proteins from meat or sugars from fruits, the shit is bad for you.
Thanks, Captain Obvious. You have managed to find a way to autistically point out the obvious through the usage of Caps Lock and profanity. You have done nothing to prove that meat and dairy are at all worse for you in moderation compared to fruits and vegetables.
Vegans, Go Home.
No.5539842
beat my meat while beating criminals with my meat
No.5539997
>>5539317
They never do read the science. Anti-milk and meat shills are just that. Bluepilled shills gobbling corporate-funded studies. It's fucking 8chans /b/ though. What do you expect?
Everything in moderation. But whey protein is the best fucking protein out there, so shut your whore mouths.
No.5540035
>>5536511
IGF-1 DOES NOT FUCKING SURVIVE IN THE STOMACH YOU FUCKING RETARD
NORMAL ANABOLIC STEROIDS DON'T AND THEY'RE EVEN MORE CHEMICALLY HARDY THAN GROWTH HORMONES
No.5540071
>>5539317
I really wish SJWs would just fucking leave already.
No.5540075
>>5540071
>SJW = Anyone who has different beliefs than me
The only person you're hurting by not going vegan is yourself.
No.5540077
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>5539997
>everything in moderation
>punch your dick in moderation
>smoke crack in moderation
No.5540078
>>5540077
Enjoy your life of typing shit on the internet for entertainment. I'm sure your children and friends will enjoy your stories of this.
No.5540081
>>5540078
>Enjoy doing the exact same thing I'm doing
What?
No.5540083
>>5540081
So predictable. You know what a sad person you are. I don't have to deal with that when I retrospect on my life, though.
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>>5540083
Is this some obscure sort of shitposting?
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No.5541232
No.5541236
>>5539842
fuck you beat me at it
No.5541263
>>5541257
This girl is an exagerated feminie version of my 13 years old self
No.5541413
>>5539317
Read the rest of the studies in this thread, read the work of Doctors T. Colin Campbell, Neal Bernard, Caldwell Esselstyne, Michael Gregor, and John A. McDougall
>They are telling you that anything in too high quantities are bad for your health
This is an act of mental gymnastics and you know it.
All the studies I've posted throughout this thread have been peer-reviewed and non of the authors take donations from causes that could benefit financially from spreading this information.
YOU on the other hand can provide ZERO STUDIES to back up your points.
>Muh. .Muh. .Moderation, everything is bad, even fruits and vegetables
Why don't you huff jenkem in moderation, and why you're seizing on the floor you can ask yourself
"Why, do populations around the globe who eat a more plant-based diet (southeast asians, kenyans, etc . . .) have significantly less atherosclerosis, cancer, diabetes, and obesity than populations who eat lots of meat, dairy, and eggs, even AFTER controlling for calories and life-span?
Read The China Study, it'll save you a lot of chest-pain.
>>5539997
>corporate funded studies
Can you read? Or do you just assume it's a conspiracy whenever you find a study that doesn't conform to your "red-pilled" world-view?
What precisely do the Jews have to gain by increasing your life-expectancy by 8-10 years?