No.5524093
I've got a $30MM sales call on 3/24 that I'm supposed to be prepping for today. My team is doing a dry run of the presentation tomorrow and my deck is the main portion. ~2 hrs allocated to my presentation and ~1hr to the rest of the team.
My deck is a mess and I haven't really started to polish it for the run through. And all I want to do is get high, jack off, watch animu and shit post… ;_; what do /b/?
No.5524121
The only way I could talk for 2 hours is with a lot of ice.
No.5524135
>>5524121
We have a lot of initiatives and growth strategies to go over so 2 hours is actually not enough time. I have to cut down my division specific opportunities to like 20 minutes when it really needs a full hour.
Main focus is on corporate level growth objectives tho. And that is like $25MM of the $30MM.
No.5524138
>>5524121
>ice.
I'll definitely be taking propranolol and probably dextroamp the morning of tho
No.5524142
Worst part is, the call on 3/24 ends at noon and we are wining and dining the client. So i cant just go home pop a xanny, couple dabs, jack off, and pass out. Gotta get lunch and shoot the shit with them.
No.5524145
Good luck faggot, don't screw it up
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No.5524154
>>5524142
You could keep a bar or two in your pocket and then have wine with a meal though.
No.5524156
>>5524145
tbh, im already screwing up cause its 11AM and I have at least 16hrs of work to do on my presentation before tomorrow morning. and i am about to get high and eat a nice sammy instead
No.5524159
>>5524154
I wish /b/ruh… i need to be on point the entire fucking time. Im not only getting judged by the clients but also my team members because I am still considered new. Everything i do needs to be tight af. but lunch should only last 2 hours max so ill be homeskies by 3pm and high as fuck. im gonna pickup hella drugs before hand and take them on the drive home
No.5524160
>>5524142
That sounds awful
No.5524165
>>5524160
Shitty part is the big boss client is boring AF but we need to pretend like we love spending time with her. Shes going to bring her assistant and someone who works on the technology side of things and those two are pretty cool. the assistant is kinda a qt3.14 and the technology analyst is pretty fratty so i guess them being there will make it more bearable
No.5524166
>>5524142
Jesus niggerfucking Christ, your job might as well be named distilled normalfaggotry.
No amount of rare herbs and prescribed chemicals could pull me through that kinda ordeal.
No.5524170
>>5524166
>distilled normalfaggotry.
/b/ro. you have no clue. I was working hard last friday and getting shit done and i literally had to stop to go to a bar to rub shoulders for 2 hours instead of be productive in the office.
it was fucking terrible. i dont drink so im always fucking awkward and most of the people at the bar were cool marketers that i didnt know. had to put on a fake ass face and enthusiasm and meet a bunch of randos cause if you dont play the game you dont get promoted. got some free food out of it so that was cool. but still
No.5524199
This may help you.
Also can I ask what your company is about?
No.5524207
>>5524093
>I've got a $30MM sales call
That sure is a nice fantasy m8
In case you're serious; clarify the key points and stick to them, you can fuck up everything but if the important parts are communicated and 'it' works you can make the sale.
You should look like you're the boss of this presentation so by golly m8 state it how it is, if something really needs an hour and not 20 minutes then say that directly even if you only give the 20 mins. Showing you know something should be different yet you have no choice looks good compared to not acknowledging a poor part of a presentation.
Remember; concise and to the point.
Explain each section in order of importance going through the key points first, then back them up with the next level of clear simple facts for each point, then repeat with the next level of detail etc etc.
Keep track of time, skip details for the important parts if you're running out of time for that section and move on to the following section at the allotted time.
Also; act like a spy, you're there pretending to be a fancy salesman, you're selling them not the product; but yourself. You're persuading them to buy that you're a good salesman who knows his shit.
Imagine yourself there, as a spy, acting it all out suave and swanky like.
No.5524212
>>5524199
2nd largest consumer goods company in the world
>>5524207
lol fuck off faggit, you dont know shit about my client or the sales i am trying to make. i dont need your shit tier little league advice. this isnt my first call whatsever and ive killed it with these clients in the past. im just here to bitch about procrastinating and not wanting to do the work.
No.5524216
>>5524207
pretty gud generic advice tho.
the reason i only have 20 minutues to talk about division opportunity is because its just not a priority. I could cut out that entire section and still have a successful call. i made that point just to show that 2 hrs isnt that much time
No.5524218
>>5524207
this call isn't about the executional and operational details. its a high level strategy call to get the clients aligned on the same initiatives to work on for 16/17. the details come in follow up meetings or over email tbh.
No.5524298
>>5524212
>My deck is a mess and I haven't really started to polish it for the run through. And all I want to do is get high, jack off, watch animu and shit post… ;_; what do /b/?
That is explicitly asking for help, mentioning a lack of polish; not bitching about wanting to waste time.
>you dont know shit about my client or the sales i am trying to make
and I don't need to, a skilled salesman doesn't have to know anything about the product or client to make a sale, I suspect you're either butthurt or just a bad salesmen
There's nothing little league about that advice and generic is far from it. You have no idea just how many so called high end salesmen have no idea how to present and make so many rookie mistakes despite getting sales. For the unaware; not many salemen are intelligent psychopaths pulling psychology persuasion tricks and living the wolf on wallstreet life; most are ordinary plebs who get their job through legit costumer interest, luck and looking the part; all in spite of any major fuck ups and misplays.
>>5524218
> its a high level strategy call to get the clients aligned on the same initiatives to work on
A strategy briefing is not called a sales call. And the likelihood of someone involved in a 30 million sale with the "2nd largest consumer goods company in the world", whilst fapping to animu and shitposting on fullchan is extremely low. You've even changed your post intent and direction, indicating an attempt at not discussion, but misdirection.
I therefor conclude you are a fraud, here merely to keep discuss to bullshit to the effect of angering anons, after all, how can you really know sufferings in such a job of your position? Claiming to like the things you do, as if you're so similar to the people here.
Fuck off, and next time don't get into financial troubles that net you forced shilling.
I would bathe in the butthurt to follow, but shills would have to be extra pathetic to be angry at their failures.
No.5524318
>>5524298
lol get gud faggot
>That is explicitly asking for help, mentioning a lack of polish; not bitching about wanting to waste time.
i was asking about if i should get high jack off and watch anime or not. not asking for some shit advice from some pimply faced teenager
>I don't need to, a skilled salesman doesn't have to know anything about the product or client to make a sale,
youre so fucking stupid. we have a team over 70 people dedicated just to this client because each client needs their own team that understands how their business works. you couldnt be more wrong. day 1 you study the clients past 4 years of financial history and business strategy to understand their model so you can create initiatives that are easy for them to align to and execute
>You have no idea just how many so called high end salesmen have no idea how to present and make so many rookie mistakes despite getting sale
just because there are shit salesmen out there doesnt make me one and it doesnt make your advice any less generic and shitty.
>A strategy briefing is not called a sales call.
the scale of this sale is way over your head and so you cant even imagine what type of work this is like. these sales take months to years to make. you really dont understand cpg or any large industry because at this level the only type of sales calls are ones about business growth strategies.
No.5524321
>>5524298
>>5524207
btw, you not believing in a $30MM sales call just shows how fucking ignorant you are of the real business world. $30MM is a lot but its fucking chump change in the grand scheme of things. in a $100B CPG company this shit is nothing special
No.5524358
Send the client back to his hotel with a couple of hot teenage hookets.
No.5525203
>almost 4pm
>havent even logged into work's vpn
fuck my life fam
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No.5525444
>>5525404
you're destroying your life
No.5525449
>>5525444
nice trips. i am destroying my life by choosing to enjoy it? elaborate friend
No.5525452
>>5525449
by not doing your work.
No.5525506
>>5525452
but i dont wanna!!
No.5525605
>>5525506
that's because you've destroyed your brain.
No.5525668
>>5525605
waaaah but nanoo chan
No.5527216
Its almost 11m just wokeup fromnmy nap. Probabaly start work at 13
No.5527664
12:35 AM
and im reading about Vin and her mistborn adventures ;_; wat do /b/?
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No.5527816
>>5527802
1:09 AM. ims o fuckeddd..daskdfshadashdas FUCK MAN. should i start at 2am or is that too late
No.5527928
>>5524093
maybe you should kill yourself
No.5528115
alright… 2am time for me to get to work
No.5528215
i may have fucked myself by taking a dab instead of adderall just now
No.5528217
>>5528215
How do you get your hands on adderal? doesn't that require knowing the right people?
No.5528222
>>5528217
lol fuck off, nerd
No.5528224
>>5528217
i sold drugs to pay for colleg tuition so i have a lot of drug connects. i was also really cool in college so i had lots of friends and that just naturally facilitates meeting the right people. when youre not a fuckin loser, its really easy to get drugs
No.5528227
>>5528222
am a nerd? you've got to be black
No.5528240
>>5528227
>implying a nigger could be as successful as me
i'm asian, faggot. also black people cant truly be popular. people only like them because they are novelty and goofy, like a jester.
No.5528250
>>5528240
reported, lets see what happens
No.5528252
>>5528250
>newfag
in order for a report to work you have to take a screencap of it and post it as a reply to the thread and then report that post as well. fucking lurk moar
No.5528253
>>5524298
Don't bother he's a self centred attention whore who probably fail because of his superiority complex. Wish him no luck and don't talk to tripfags especially not selfish junkie ones
No.5528262
>>5528253
>selfish
you dont know shit about me bruh. step up.
No.5528278
>>5528262
Every single post on here with your shitty name next to it tells me a lot about you, now I'm thinking a spoilt only child fat chink but then how you in Amewica? Look back at your posts m8 arrogance superiority and self centredness ooze from every single post. Your a horrible person here and if you act like this with your friends then I'll never buy your 'I wuz kewl @ skewl' b/s. Now back on ignore with you
No.5528307
>>5528278
>this buttwrecked
holy shit faggit youre so fucking mad bruh
No.5528473
>>5528278
Dude do you know where you are? If you can't deal with some faggy tripfag talking shit then you should stick to Reddit or Tumblr.
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No.5529775
Its 730 and im getting mad shits from the addrrall. Run through id at 12. Hope i can make progress by then
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No.5529823
>>5529775
Good luck friend. All of your life has lead up to this moment!
No.5529853
>>5529775
have fun faggot. dont choke too hard on the client's throbbing tranny cock
No.5530895
>>5529780
>>5529823
>>5529853
Thanks you raging faggots. I dont have any friends so this actually means a lot to me.
Today was just the run through with my team. The actual meeting with the client is on 3/24.
I didnt stary working on my slides until like 730AM so i didn get my presentation tight. But it all worked out, ill bust my ass tomorrow to finalize the slides and we are doing dry runs wednesday morning. The team like what i had and they said it was more than okay that my slides werent locked and polished. So i am kinda glad i didn't spend all weekend working and actually got high and shitpostes a lot.
Anyways the deck is 75% there. Thursday will be the day i make the pitch to the clients and we will see how it goes from there!!
Your support means a lot to me. Thats how patheti my life is but whatever
No.5530945
>>5524093
> all I want to do is get high, jack off, watch animu and shit post…
only believable part from your post
No.5531219
Just got home. so fucking cracked out from the adderall. But I cant take a nap cause itll fuck up my sleep cycle and i gotta do work tomorrow.
>>5530945
believe whatever the fuck you want faggit. if this was a make believe story i wanted you guys to "believe" i wouldve made it a more fathomable number for you unemployed NEETS.
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No.5532760
>>5530895
>Your support means a lot to me. Thats how patheti my life is but whatever
it's not pathetic. when I'm feeling down or confused I often come here. Raw advice in all forms, good and bad, can be helpful to help you shift your head outside of the box of your own problems and into a space where you can solve it.
You're all my /b/rothers like it or not
No.5532806
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Nice job faggot here's a winking basset.
No.5533846
Btw 0PIATEFag what kind of reputation does Jerry Springer have around there?
No.5533860
>He doesn't do multi million dollar deals on stimulants
You're not winning any races
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>>5532806
Good post
Here's something wrinkly on a basket